ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 5th 2020

Episode Date: May 5, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I just had that realisation that I will be cutting your hair in two days. Yeah, you will. Yep. And you've given me the style and you'll hear it on today's podcast. I've just had a realisation though because you gave me a picture of the style you want. Yep. Can you take your hat off for a second?

Don't tell me I've already got the style because I don't. It is literally no it's not i'm not gonna i'm not gonna be able to cut any hair off the style you've given me is longer than what your hair is now yes i cut my hair longer i can't make your hair grow look we're looking at dealing with i don't want to i don't need a radical change well what about you need it to go a bit shorter on the side yeah Yeah, I need that taken up. Okay. I need what's called a taper, okay? A fade. Yeah, fade-ish.

Fade's a bit harsh, but yeah, that word's in the right ballpark. Yeah, but like a longer fade. Yeah, taper. Is that what it's called? Google it. I'll Google it. You're the hairdresser. I need you to know these terms.

I just had a thought. You know what I can do. I can't sit down in the hairdresser's chair and go, I'm looking for a taper. And you go, cool, what's that? Yeah, probably not good. You know what I'm going to do tomorrow night? Because I do have some time spare.

I'm going to Google the tips and tricks for haircuts. You're going to go, can you do that tonight? No, I'm busy tonight. No, do it. I need 24 hours. It'll be fine. Right. Okay. I feel like you're going to be Googling it on the spot. Yeah, go. Can you do that tonight? No, I'm busy tonight. No, do it. I need 24 hours. It'll be fine. Right. Okay.

I feel like you're going to be Googling it on the spot. It's okay. We're going to have your mum guiding us through the process. Actually, Ellie, how's that going? Linking up. We're trying to get Mama Di Skyped in from Country Queensland for the haircut. How are we looking for that? Yeah, not bad.

Not bad. I think we can do it. Do they have internet out there? Yeah, I'm not sure. Does Mama Di get FaceTime or whatever, Zoom on her iPhone 4? Yeah, all great questions. Yeah, and when I have FaceTimed her before, but

she calls it ear time because she holds it up to her ear, and so all you can see is ear. Yeah. But we'll walk her through it. It'll be fine. Your haircut is going to go smooth. Ben got us the gears for the haircut, didn't you, Ben? Oh, yeah. All the gear, mate, for someone who has no idea.

All the gear, no idea. How did you get it? What did you get? Uh, just a mate that's a barber who's going to give us anything we need. Oh, they're going to be good things, then. Yeah. Clippers. Clippers. Nice and sharp. A cape. I didn't know you called it a cape until yesterday. Me neither. Yeah, a cape. What? It's not called a cape. What do you think it's called? I would't know you called it a cape Until yesterday Me neither I was like It's not called a cape

What do you think it's called? I would have thought it was called a cape Because it's front facing Yeah I thought cape So it's behind you It's a front cape I thought

Behind cape Front gown Yeah maybe Really? Yeah Nah definitely a cape I reckon Why don't they call them capes When you go to hospital?

That's a gown? Yes Yeah but see That's actually And it ties. Yeah, but see, that's actually, and it ties up more places down the back, doesn't it? Oh, yeah. It ties up at the front. And your bum sticks out. Speaking of hospital,

have you guys ever had a catheter put in you? No, my dad did recently. Did he? Yeah. And how did he go? It's more painful for men, isn't it? It's got to wind its way up the hose. I don't want to assume the pain levels of females. I don't think it's comfortable for anyone. But for men...'t it it's got to wind its way up the hose i don't want to assume the pain levels of females i don't think it's comfortable for anyone but for men i've had one you've had

one i've had one yeah i had surgery on the old uterus and uh i woke up and they had to put a catheter in me yeah and the doctor come in and he was like because i had all kinds of you know they had to cut through my belly button and my other bits and pieces. And he was like, now, look, you've got a catheter in, which means you won't, you'll feel like you'll have to go to the toilet, but you never actually will go to the toilet, which I'm like, that's so weird. Do you push? No. So you do nothing. Have you had one too?

Yeah, I've had a few. Yeah. That's all my operations. The weirdest thing for me is that, yeah, you'd feel like you had to go to the toilet, but never actually go. It's strange. Anyway, he said to me, he was like, look, because of the painkillers you're on and the surgery, I need you to drink lots of water in the next 24 hours while you're in hospital.

And I was like, okay. Anyway, I got so obsessed with drinking water. I drank so much water. A good thing to get obsessed with, by the way. Yeah, right. The nurse came in. The nurse came in. She goes, oh, you filled up the whole wee bag. She goes, we have to change over your wee

bag. I've never had to do this in this amount of time. And I was like, oh, cool. Yeah, PB. Do I get a star? Yeah, is it painful for you, Ben? Was it painful? I can't remember. I just remember it being painful just to walk around. Painful going in or painful going out? I don't remember in or out.

I don't remember that. I'm pretty sure it's more painful going in. Oh, both. I think they put it in when I was out, like knocked out. This reminds me of my shark tank idea. Same with mine. And to be honest, when they took it out, it didn't hurt that much. This is my shark tank idea.

What? I've told you guys about this before, surely. Oh, this is good. This is a good one. Can you do this on record? I can start recording. Yeah, this is on record. Oh, branded catheters. This is a good one. Can you do this on record? I can start recording. Yeah, this is on record. Oh, branded catheters.

Nah. That's cool. Yeah, that's nice. No, no, no. Are you going to copyright that? No, here it is. I'll do my Shark Tank page. Okay, go.

Okay, what's the worst bit about getting on the piss? Oh, waking up the next morning and not feeling great. Close. Yeah, being really, really dehydrated. Forgetting how to get home. Part of it. That's part of it. No, not that one, Ben. The expensive drinks. Waking up to get home Part of it, that's part of it No, not that one Ben

The expensive drinks Waking up to someone you didn't want to wake up to No, I can't help that No, it's the feeling of when you get home And you go, I better have some waters Or even if you don't And then waking up in the night and needing to go to the toilet Yeah

No one wants that You've got home, you're there for your restorative rest So you can feel better the next day That's how you piss the bed as the adult Yeah, no one wants to get up to go to the toilet Plus dehydration You're there for your restorative rest so you can feel better the next day. That's how you piss the bed as the adult. No one wants to get up to go to the toilet. Plus dehydration. So my invention is a mobile personal catheter slash IV bag.

And who's putting this in when you're blind? So this is what... Yeah. So these are the bits I haven't... Hold on. These are the bits I haven't... That's the butthole. Hold on. I didn't quite figure out't Hold on That's the butthole Hold on I didn't quite figure out those bits

That's okay But I need to find a way to get the liquid into you intravenously And I'm thinking some sort of patch that you stick on And your body just soaks up the water And then for the catheter bit I need to invent an over the dick catheter So rather than going into the dick It goes over the dick

Maybe you could like invent a dick pump slash catheter. So rather than going into the dick, it goes over the dick. Like a cup. Maybe you could like invent a dick pump slash catheter. Yeah, that would work. And then it just sucks on and it makes your dick bigger and also hydrates you.

Yeah, right. A bigger dick would be a pleasant byproduct of this. I'm just looking to get you to wake up refreshed and not needing to go to the toilet. Imagine that dream situation.

You're hydrating and peeing and you're sleeping. Can I ask? I'll give you $500,000 for 10%. You're in. Oh, shit. Didn't know you had that much money. Can I ask on this topic, does anyone else, when they have a really big night out,

do they ever dream and, like, if I don't have water before I go to bed, I will have, like, dreams and nightmares about being incredibly thirsty. Nah, but that'll be because you're thirsty. No, that's what I mean. But I actually dream about it. In my dreams, I'm searching for water and stuff. It's wild. It's because you didn't buy into Clint's idea.

I don't have a woman version, by the way. Yeah, what about the... I don't have one for you. But you guys get up to go to the toilet anyway. Classic. Not considered our... No, that's bullshit. No, but you do. You love getting up in the night to go to the toilet anyway. Classic. Not considered our age. No, that's bullshit.

No, but you do. You love getting up in the night to go to the toilet. No, I hate that. You do. I hate that. Yeah, but you do it. Yeah, I hate it. Yeah, but do we like it?

Yeah, but you do it. So you ask men. Yeah, what about you men? Ben, do you get up in the night to go to the toilet? I can't remember which side I was meant to be on then. No, just tell the truth. Yeah. Oh, really?

I never get up. Maybe like once If I'm like God damn it I sleep through all night Every night You're like me Do you do that too?

Okay Ben Seller your shares Yeah You have them I'll give them to you For a million What? You've doubled your money

Yeah well it's a good product It's a great product We've been talking about it For ages Do you want to be the face Of over the dick capitals? This is your opportunity Let me think about it We can make your mouth ages. Do you want to be the face of over-the-dick capitals? This is your opportunity. Let me think about it.

We can make your mouth the symbol if you want. Oh, wow. Well, that was too far. Whoa! Time to go. Time to go. I didn't mean that and I didn't say it. If you check back, I didn't actually say that.

It's not recorded. That was off from you. Very off. I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Here's the podcast. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good afternoon, New Zealand. Happy second zero COVID-19 cases day in a row. That doesn't have a very good ring to it. Happy zero day two. Yeah, that's better.

There you go. That's good news. That's really good news. Encouraging, isn't it? I wonder how many days we have to get before we get out. You know, like it's a good behaviour bond. Yeah. How many days do we have to do before they go,

okay, all right, you know what, you can go and play with your friends. What's level two? What happens in level two? No one knows, but Jacinda and the government are going to let everyone know what level two looks like on Thursday. Okay, cool. And then on Monday, they'll tell us. What the plan is.

If we're going to level two, yeah. On Monday? Yeah, not until Monday, yeah. No, wait, so they're going to tell us if we're going to level two. On Monday? Yeah, not until Monday. No, wait. So they're going to tell us on the day? No, on Thursday, they're going to tell us what level two will look like. And then on Monday, they're going to tell us when we get to go there. Right, got it.

And I don't think she's going to come on and go, now! Level two, go! I'm going to open the houses in ten minutes. Yeah. So, look, keep up the good work, New Zealand. Eye on the prize. Like Bree and I said yesterday, scores are at zero, okay? Scores are at zero.

Consistency is king. Even though we're 2-0 up, you need to act like the scores are at zero. We're in the back end of the half. We really need to push those forwards out. Not do that. Something like that. Not do that. We need to keep all the – we need to push those forwards out. Not do that. Something like that. Not do that.

Yeah. We need to keep all the, we need to park the bus in front of the goal. That's what we want to do. Okay, here's what I want you to do. Have a think about the VHS tapes that you had as a kid and what you might still have. They might be with you. They might be stored at your parents' place in a box. A VHS tape, we need to explain to the kids listening. Yeah, go on.

Is the thing that came before Netflix. Oh, no, wait. So what happened is before Netflix, we had a thing called a DVD disc. And then, oh, no, we also had Blu-ray. And then before the DVD, we had a thing called VHS. There you go. Yeah. It's how you used to watch movies.

It was like a box thing you put into a machine. To be fair, if you don't know what it is, this conversation's not for you. Very true. Do you have any of these on VHS? And I ask you this because you could be about to get very, very wealthy. 101 Dalmatians, The Fox and the Hound. These are all Disney movies. Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty, The Lion King, Alice in Wonderland,

The Little Mermaid, Bambi, Beauty and the Beast, anything like that. If you've got any of those VHS tapes, we want you to call us right now on 0800-DIALS-ZM because I found a list that suggests they could be worth a hell of a lot of money.

Okay? Yeah, and if you can't call, text us and let us know which one of those DVDs, which one of those VHS tapes you've got, 9696 I can tell you exactly how much it could be worth. After Shawn Mendes this is nothing holding me back. Brie and Clint

ZM Brie and Clint Gather around kiddies, Uncle Brie and Aunty Clint want to tell you a story about the past, bit of a history lesson. Back in the day, before Netflix, before Disney+, before anything like that, when you

heard this sound... Oh, it's on, baby! Someone was putting on a movie in something called a VHS tape and when you heard this sound... Disney! You knew

that the movie-watching experience you were about to have was fire! God, these were some of the best childhood days, weren't they? So long as the video hadn't been watched too many times and it got those lines through it. Or the heads on your VCR weren't dirty, in which case the picture wouldn't be very good. Did everyone, like our family, if the tape wasn't working,

you pull it out and you... Yeah, that should do it. That should do it, yeah. That was it. And then you put it back in. And it worked. And then you hope for the best. You had to hope for the best because you paid $7 from Video Easy.

Yeah, did your Video Easy make you rewind the tapes before you took them back or else they'd charge you a fee? Nah, but they encouraged it. Be kind, rewind. Yeah. I've stumbled upon a list that says that certain Disney movies from the 90s on VHS tape in good condition are actually worth a sizable amount of money these days.

Yeah, I'd imagine they would be. They don't make them anymore, which means they are rare. Also within that, Disney released special versions, which was like the first edition, like a book. The first run of a tape. And you can tell how valuable it is if it has a black diamond

on it. It's a black diamond edition of that. And on the label, on the actual VHS tape, it will say there whether it is one. And these can be worth some big money. So we've asked you guys to call up and tell us what VHSs you've got. I know I've got heaps at Mum's Place. You've got a whole lot in Australia. Yeah, especially Lion King, Aladdin, I can think of.

Let's get some valuations to people. Bridget, hi. Hi Bridget. Hi. What do you got? What tape have you got? The Lion King. Okay. One of the best movies, cartoon animations ever made. And how many times would you say you've watched that individual VHS tape of The Lion King? To be honest, that's probably only been watched about 10 times.

It's no tales condition. It's a pretty good condition then. Okay, you could be saving on some serious money here. According to this list that I've found, a first edition black diamond copy of The Lion King on VHS is worth $1,500. What? Wow. Wow.

If it's a first edition. If it's a first edition and you can find someone to buy it. But you know, that's pretty good. Yeah. It's pretty good, right? Where is it? Oh, my parents have got it, so they'd love that money. Yeah, right. Oh, well, don't it? Oh, my parents have got it, so they'd love that money. Yeah, right.

Oh, well, don't tell them and sneak over there and take it. Steal it from them. Let's go to Mercia. Hi, Mercia. Hi. Hi. Now, you said you've got a couple of these 90s Disney movies, yeah? Yep.

What have you got? I have Cinderella. Cinderella. Oh, that's a big one. Okay, let me look up Cinderella. Hang on. Are you going through them right now, Mercia? I can hear you.

You're like, give me the money. Cinderella's number 16 on this list. It's not the most valuable. Apparently, it's worth $100. That's pretty cool. That's something, though. I've got two Lion Kings. Two Lion Kings.

Well, there's three grand right there. What else do you got? Return Kings. Two Lion Kings. Well, there's three grand right there. What else have you got? Return of Jafar. That's the third movie. Why do you have two of the Return of Jafar? Did you not get how? Well, no, no. There's one that's different, I think.

Did you not realise how bad that film was when you first watched it? I still watch it. Do you? You still watch the Return of Jafar on VHS. You know, you you first watched it. I still watch it. Do you? You still watch Return of Jafar on VHS. You know, you can't sell it. You're a true fan. You can't sell it because it's worth too much to you, I think. I've got Pinocchio.

Hang on, I can look up Pinocchio. Pinocchio's pretty big. Pinocchio, Pinocchio. Here it is. Okay, it's number eight on the list. Oh, that's good. According to this oh Pinocchio's

it's good what is it according to this list a VHS copy of Pinocchio is worth $50 that's still

not bad yeah that's what about The Little Mermaid okay yeah we can do Little Mermaid as well I'm enjoying this this is personal

consultation for Missy Little Mermaid okay if you have a black diamond edition oh this is gonna be big I'm enjoying this. This is personal consultation for Missy. Little Mermaid. Okay. If you have a black diamond edition of the Little Mermaid, that VHS tape, according to this list, is worth $1,000. Oh.

Wow. It would be good, but there's no gold, diamond, whatever it is. You were saying? You don't have the black diamond? Diamond, yeah. Nothing. Did you just tape it off TV? No. They're OGs.

They're the OGs. Okay. They're the real deal, Clint. Now let's finish this off with Jessie. Jessie's on the phone. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Hi.

Now you've got a lot, but there's one in particular that I want to talk about. Have you got a copy of 101 Dalmatians? Yeah. Okay. 101 Dalmatians is number one on this list. Why? I wonder why.

I don't know. It doesn't say exactly why it's so special, but if it's the Disney animated 101 Dalmatians, the one we know from the 90s with Cruella de Vil and she's driving the red convertible car. If you've got a Black diamond edition of this on VHS and it's in good condition, it's worth $6,000. Holy moly.

Yeah. We had that film, but now my mum used to record home movies over all of them. Put that piece of sellotape over it. Yeah. Well, good luck, Jessie. You might have your retirement fund sorted with that. Well done. Thanks. good luck, Jessie. You might have your retirement fund sort of with that. Well done. All right, sweet.

It's worth visiting your parents after lockdown just to see what videos they've got. Absolutely. Take their records while you're at it. We've all been spending a lot of time with whoever we've been in isolation with. And I have been obviously isolating in my flat with my flatmates.

There's a lot of conversations we've had that you probably normally wouldn't have because you're just spending so much time together. Your isolation has gone so well that at the end of it, you're all moving out. No, that was kind of on the cards already. It just fast-tracked that. It was just the, yeah, the steak that, what's the saying? The straw that broke the camel's back. No, it's not.

I was like, who cooked a steak? That sounds like reason to stay. No, it's not even like that. We were already moving out, but yeah, it just so happened to intertwine. Anyway, there was a conversation that went down in the flat the other day and we were talking about the dishwasher. You've got to that stage. Yeah.

I mean, we're talking about everything. We're talking about the oven, microwave. The correct level to have the heat pump on. Yes, yep. That was a big one. Yeah. Anyway, it was the dishwasher that came up the other night and there was a divided opinion on which way the cutlery goes

in the dishwasher. Yeah, right. Is it up with like the prongs of the fork facing up or is it the utensils facing down into the dishwasher? Yeah, right. Now, there's a correct answer, but before we get to it. Do you reckon there is? Yeah, I reckon there is.

Oh, I don't know what you think. No, I reckon everybody reckons there is as well. I think so too. But we don't necessarily agree. Yeah. We just want to acknowledge here at the Bree and Clint show that, yes, we realise we're about to have a discussion about which way the cutlery goes in the dishwasher.

I love these conversations. Yeah, I know, I know. I know, and so do I. But we accept that we've reached that part of lockdown radio. Just accept it. Just roll with it. And deal with it. All right?

Yeah. Get involved. Yeah, I spent a week on my Instagram trying to figure out what the best biscuit was. Yeah, we know. This is what we do now. We realise. This is how we live. We do realise.

But we want to know what's your opinion. I want to know from you. And I want to know from you. So, and I think we can reveal at the same time. So you're talking about the prong bits, right? Yeah, so like, for example, if it's a knife, we're talking about the sharp end. The stabby bit?

That's up. Yeah. And then if the stabby bit is facing down, that's down. Then you say you put them in down. Yeah. We know, we get it. And then like the bit of the spoon you use, that's facing up, that's up. Okay, so are you an up or a down?

Yeah, are you up or down? Down. Oh! I knew you'd be a down. Yeah, definitely a down. Yeah, you up or down? Down. I knew you'd be a down. Yeah, definitely a down. No. Down's the correct way for it to go. Down. All the yucky bits and it all gets caught in the bottom of the basket.

Nah, the basket's got holes in it. It drains out. Your way, your way, when you go to pull the cutlery out, you stab yourself. No, you just be careful. You can grab the handle and place it over and boom, everything is cleaned extra well. Nah. Because that's the piece. Why would I want to clean the handles extra well?

Yours is reckless. Yours is reckless. I knew we wouldn't agree. Let's ask the producers. Ben and Ellie, I hope you guys haven't discussed this as well. We're going to get the same from you at the same time. Cutlery, up or down in the dishwasher?

Down. Yes, Ellie! Yes, Ben! I knew I could count on you. You normal human being. You can live with me anytime you like. I think it's the smarter humans know which way. The smart ones that put their hands into the dishwasher and you like. Thanks, mate. I think it's the smarter humans know which way.

I think that's correct. The smart ones that put their hands into the dishwasher and be like, oh, whoa, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I just stabbed myself with a steak knife. Have you ever stabbed yourself? No, neither. I'm careful. I have, and that's when I decide to be careful.

That's why we're the smarter ones. Yeah, right. Well, we're divided. We are. We are completely divided. We need to take a poll, I think. No, I think it needs to be done, and I feel like the people listening will agree

this is something to be very passionate about. 0800 dial ZM. What way does the cutlery go into the dishwasher? Is it up? Are you with Ellie and I? Or does it go down? Are you with these weirdos right here? You can text us also on 9696.

The text machine has gone absolutely ballistic. Because we're at that part of lockdown. This is where we are, right? No, but people love this stuff because finally we get to have these basic conversations that I think everyone has a view on.

And this afternoon we're talking about which way the cutlery goes in the dishwasher. And by that we mean is it facing up with the bits that you use, you know, the prongs and the spoon part and the sharp part of the knife, is it up or is it facing down into the basket? You and I can't agree. No. As a show we can't agree. Yeah, I'm a facing up person. I'm a facing down person for safety.

I am for cleanliness. We're split down gender lines too. Ben agrees with me, Ellie agrees with you. I think, you know, it just makes sense putting it up. I've never stabbed myself. Yeah, but that's I'm not 100% convinced you empty the dishwasher. Someone, don't be

like that. I'm not. I don't know if you do. I've never seen you empty the work dishwasher. No, I haven't emptied the work dishwasher. Exactly right. But I don't use it. Yeah, so it's all care, no responsibility for you. Someone on the text machine said, my six-year-old always empties the dishwasher and has never stabbed

himself. He's six and we're an up family. Yeah, you got tiny little hands. What's wrong with you, Clint? That's what they said. What's wrong with you putting your six year old at risk like that? Let's go to the country. Luke is here. Hi, Luke. Hi, Luke. Hey, guys. Good. How are you?

Good, thanks. He didn't ask. Oh, he didn't? But yeah, how are you doing? Luke, I'm good, thanks. How didn't ask. Oh, he didn't? But yeah, how are you doing? Luke, I'm good, thanks. How are you? I'm good. Are you an up person or a down when it comes to cutlery and the dishwasher? Up.

Yes, mate. Yes. No, you're doing it wrong. On the good side. No, you're doing it wrong. Are your hands covered in scars? I don't have any hands left, but, you know. Okay, we'll put you down as an up man. Serena's here left, but you know. Okay,

we'll put you down as an up man. Serena's here. Hi, Serena. Hi, Serena. Hi. I'm good, thanks, Serena. How are you? I'm very particular about sticking the dishwasher up. That's good. We're glad you're particular. I love that. You're passionate. So what's your opinion? Only I can do it.

Only you can do it. Knives down. But the rest starts cleaning up. So technically, she's majority up. Only I can do it. Yeah, only you can do it. Knives down. Yeah. The safety, but the rest starts cleaning us. So technically, she's majority up. Oh, no. Yeah. Majority up. What if she's got twice as many knives as everything else? Reduce Ellie, what do you think?

I think that's one for us. I'm pretty sure. Majority up, I think, is what she's saying. I'm glad she's being slightly safe. That's okay. Nice to have you on board, Serena. Murray is here. How are you, Murray? G'day, Muz. Oh, good, Murray. okay. Nice to have you on board, Serena. Murray is here. How are you, Murray?

G'day, Muzz. Oh, good, Murray. Good. Yeah, we're good too. Thank you. What are we doing? We're stacking the dishwasher. Which way are we going?

Up or down? Oh, definitely down. Yeah, good man. That's twice as much work doing it the other way. Why do you reckon it's twice as much work? Well, how are you going to get them out? Unless you tip them out and it's still got water in it and it goes all over your bench,

how are you going to get the utensils or your cutlery out without touching all your cutlery? People are going to put their mouths all on. I always pull it out with the handle. There's no water left in our dishwasher if it's working properly. Yeah, that's fine. And then you literally can grab from not the actual top, but you grab from the middle. Well, you're reaching around

to get to the base of the thingy. No, you just grab from the middle. Oh, my utensil thing's too skinny for that. Oh, see, it must be depending on dishwasher. Yeah, okay, Murray. Cool, thank you. I appreciate that. Well, thank you for that. So that's one for you guys. Simon's here.

G'day, Simon. Hello, Simon. G'day, team. How are you? Good, thank you for that. So that's one for you guys. Simon's here. G'day, Simon. Hello, Simon. G'day, team. How are you? Good, thank you. What does Simon say? Definitely up. Yes, son. Can you say something?

Nobody shoves their hand into the dishwasher like they do getting clothes out of the dryer. You don't know. You don't know. You might be frustrated one day. You might be in a rush and you'll skewer yourself. You'll be like Jesus Christ with a hole through your head. I don't know what you're talking about. I can't believe you just used that reference.

It'd be like a stigmata. You'd be like, oh my God, have you got a stigmata? You'd be like, no, I stacked the dishwasher the wrong way. Simon, are you with me? Us up people, we know what we're doing. We've never been stabbed. It's the right way to do it. And far more sensible people, I think. You're right. Absolutely, Simon.

No, you're renegades taking unnecessary risk. Mike's here. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mike. Hi. Mike's a sensible man with sensible morals. He was raised correctly and that's why, Mike, when you stack the dishwasher which way does the cutlery go? That's why I'm up, guys.

Yes, he's up. I take it back. I take it back. I take it back. Mike is a heathen raised under a bridge by charlatans. No, I could tell Mike was a very sensible, high IQ fella. Nah. Raised by a good bunch of people. We've always been up. We're always going to be up. We're up for a brew.

We're always striving up, Mike. That's where we're going. No, you're not on the up and up, mate. You're on the way down because you don't put your cutlery down. That's exactly what's happening to you. And we'll finish this off with Shauna. Hey, Shauna. Hi.

All right, Shauna, tell us what's your take on this argument? It's absolutely up. Yes. I'm loving this. And I can prove why they should be up. Okay, interesting. Because I got a new dishwasher, and with that came little holes on the top of the utensil thing just for the handles.

I know these because it's on the top of the basket. So you couldn't even put them down if you wanted to. There, yep. Nah. Yep. Shauna, you've absolutely put the nail in the coffin for the down people here. Yep, yep.

Fine. Thank you for your opinion, Shauna. Look, can I just say, in my house, you can't stop me doing what I want to do. So I'll do whatever I want. Yeah, but your wife can. Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers.

She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Let's have a little game, shall we? This is where we try and guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram. And you can play along at home. Try and see if you can guess and see how close you get to the actual number. All right.

Producer Ellie runs the show. What do we got? All right. Today our first one is the New Zealand group who's just been added to Float at Home. It's 660. The boys. The boys. How many followers?

The boys. How many followers for the boys? They're literally the biggest thing in New Zealand for the last how many years? I don't feel like people follow bands, though. But you follow people. I don't know what you mean. I've got this specific number in my head, but I just do. All right.

For 660, Clint, you've said 108,000. Bree, you've said 286,000. Oh, very specific. 660 have 208,000. And I think that means Bree's got the points. Yeah, nice. Yeah, well done. Good work.

That's close, guys. All right, this Kiwi. Do you think if 660 ever get to 660,000 followers, they'll be like, don't follow us. No one, no one follow us no one unfollow us it's a one in one out policy

Billie Eilish did something weird like that where she only followed a certain amount of people I think it was 666 oh for like forever

the number of the beast yeah yeah right forever I don't think she does it anymore but yeah well there you go alright your next one

this Kiwi he is going to be co-writing the next Star Wars film, Taika Waititi. Waititi. I was on his Instagram the other day. Were you? Yeah. Because he's big deal. But it's happened recently.

It has, yeah. That's true. All right, for Taika Waititi, we've got Clint, 300,000. Brie, 168,000. Taika Waititi has 1.8 million, you guys. Jeez. Oh, whoa. But that's a point to Clint.

Can we make sure he doesn't hear this audio? Yeah, I hope he wasn't listening. Yeah, of course he's got millions. He bloody directs Thor regular. We're dumb. He's bloody Hitler. Just because We're dumb. He's bloody Hitler. Just because he's a humble Kiwi, so you don't think of him as the big massive superstar that he is.

What did you say? How much did you say? I said 600. I said more than you, so. All right, your next one. It's one all. This celebrity, he's just released his show Afterlife Season 2 on Netflix. Ricky Gervais. Oh, my doppelganger.

Does it look? Yeah, people say Clint looks like him. I've been told that my celebrity lookalike is Ricky Gervais. Yeah, I see. I see that for sure. Yeah, I see that for sure. Like a young version of him. I don't know if I really see that. Hold on. Now I've been distracted. Yeah, right.

For Ricky Gervais. Clint, you've put $4 million. Bray, you've put $12 million. Ricky Gervais, Clint, you've put $4 million. Bray, you've put $12 million. Ricky Gervais has $2.5 million. So it's a point to Clint. Yeah. Not that much more than Taika. There you go.

That's an interesting one, yeah. It is interesting. Ricky does most of his stuff on Twitter. Ah, yes. Yeah, right. All right, your next one. She's just... Wait, I can win the game here, eh?

You could, sorry. Yes, you could. This singer has just tested positive for the COVID-19 antibodies, which suggests she's been infected by it, but didn't know. It's Madonna. Has she? Yeah. God, she's going to be.

She'd be in the vulnerable age bracket too. She's in the same category as cockroaches. Nothing will get her down, eh? She's going to be here forever. She'll love that too. She'll love to know she category as cockroaches. Nothing will get her down. She's going to be here forever. She'll love that too. She'll love to know she's a cockroach. How many does Madonna have? Veg.

Madonna. Oh, you just looked at mine. I didn't look at yours. I don't know what yours is. She? I mean, I don't follow her, so let's just take a stab in the dark. All right, so for Madonna, Clint, you put $7 million. He looked at mine.

I didn't look. I didn't look. I didn't look. That's creepishly close. 7.1, Brie has said. That looks like 21 to me. Madonna has 15.1. So that's a point to Brie. And we're going to tie break.

Tie break. Yeah. All right. Now your last one. Remember the tie break music? Oh, yeah. I could do it. Is that it? Okay, good. Dun-dun. I could do it. Dun-dun.

There it is. Is that it? Okay, good. All right, tie-break. Your last one. He is not active on social media at the moment, and he's been known to take breaks from social media. It's Ed Sheeran. How many followers does he have?

Teddy's photo. That's the one. Champagne puppy. Champagne puppy. Oh, that's Drake. You don puppy. Look at this, Drake. You don't know how I know that. All right, for Ed Sheeran. Clint, you've put $40 million.

Brie, you've put $35 million. Ed Sheeran has $31.8 million. That's a game to Brie. She came back, baby. Well done. There you go. I've got to go and see what Madonna's doing. $15 million? Yeah. Wait, how many did Madonna have? $15. There you go. I've got to go and see what Madonna's doing. $15 million.

Yeah. Wait, how many did Madonna have? $15 million. Gosh, she's killing it. Yeah, I know. She's on the comeback. And she's got those antibodies. Yeah.

This Thursday evening, I'm going to let Brie cut my hair. And I've never been more excited about something. I've decided enough is enough. I've got these little wings on the side of my head. You said I'm getting a bit of a mullet going on as well. Yeah, a little bit of a mullet out the back. Do you want me to trim your ear hair? My ear hair?

Because I've seen my mum do that for my dad. If I've got ear hair, then yeah, I want you to take care of it. What about your nostril hair? No, I have a special attachment for that. So before then, I need to give you as much information as possible. First thing I'd like to do is reveal to you the style of your cup. Now, this is going to be big because some styles are quite easy. Other styles, like I can give you a number one all over.

I can do that. I don't think it's an outrageous style. Oh, is it going to be lots of layers because I can give you a bald head. No, I don't want it's an outrageous style. Oh, is it going to be lots of layers? Because I can give you a bald head. No, I don't want a bald head. Inside this envelope is a picture of the style of haircut I would like. Okay. So if you could just pull that out. Okay.

And... Look at it. It's a picture of Art Green. Yeah, exactly right. I want you to make me look like Art Green. First of all, it's going to be very difficult. Why? Because you've got different bone structure.

No, no, no, no, no. A haircut can work wonders. And I've taken this picture into multiple hairdressers. That is such a misconception. I've taken this picture into multiple hairdressers before and no one's pulled it off. So maybe you're the woman. Maybe you're the person.

Imagine if I pull it off. Yeah, exactly right. I mean, unlikely. It So maybe you're the woman. Imagine if I pull it off. Yeah, exactly right. I mean, unlikely. It's quite long on the sides. Yeah, I know, but it's tapered up a little bit, you know? Okay, so I'm going to have to go. So you've got something to work with there, but I get it. I've just dropped that on you

and it's only two days until the haircut. So we need to get you some expert advice. Someone who has cut Art Green's hair before joins us on the show. Please welcome to the show wife of Art Green, Matilda Green.

Oh, it's Matilda. Hi, guys. Hello. Matoodles. Hi. Now, if you follow Art and Matilda, you will have seen that during lockdown,

Matilda cut Art's hair. She gave him the... I did see this. She performed the Art Green. Yes. I did. And honestly, it's been my dream For years to cut his hair

And it finally came true And honestly it lived up to the hype It is really fun That's so weird Matilda because it's been my dream for years To cut Clint's hair What are the chances And I love that I'm being asked for advice And I have no idea

What I'm doing No no no that's not what I want to hear for advice, and I have no idea what I'm doing. So how do you go? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what I want to hear. That's not what I want to hear. No, no, no. Well, I mean, I kind of did, actually. I feel like I've seen enough haircuts in my time.

I kind of know what to do. So I can help. I can help. I've seen enough haircuts in my time. Where have you seen these haircuts? Are you watching Tabitha's Salon Takeover or whatever it's called? Yes. It's the best show on the planet

and I've walked past Just Cut lots of times. I've like sat in the waiting room while Art gets his haircut or my dad or something. So, you know, I've seen it. I know what to do. Yeah, I bought shampoo and conditioner heaps of times, so, you know,

it counts. Neither of you are filling me with a huge amount of confidence, but Matilda, what does Bree need to know going into this haircut? What do I need to know about the art green, we're calling it? Okay, well, the art green style. What I did was sectioning was quite important. Right. So I wet the hair first, then kind of comb it into sections. And I started around

the side, then kind of on a, like a vertical way, you like comb it, hold them in between your fingers and then snip that extra bit. I already know that. I already do that. Remember I was doing it yesterday. I was like, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to pull it up between my fingers and I'm just going to... I'm glad you two understand each other because I've got nothing to do with it. Yeah, no, trust me. I've seen my mum do it. She's taught me those tips and tricks. I need to ask Matilda. So you didn't

even use like the clippers. You just went all scissors. Yeah. And my hand was actually quite sore afterwards. Yeah, that's a big deal. And now that I say that because my hand was actually quite sore afterwards. Yeah, that's a big deal. And now that I say that, because my hand has been sore since, and I actually think I've got carpal tunnel syndrome.

And so now that I'm saying it, I wonder if it was the haircut that triggered it, because it was quite the event for my hand. My mum said, Matilda, that when she was cutting hair, she would have to build up the strength for my hand. My mum said, Matilda, that when she was cutting hair, she would have to build up the strength in her hand. So it definitely could be from that. Yeah, and

we kind of used rustic methods. So we used a garden hose to wet his hair. We can do that for you, Clint. No, we'll be indoors. This is an indoor haircut. This is what Matilda did for Art, so I'm going to do the same for you. If you want the Art Green cut, you've got to do the Art Green process. Good, good. Do I just sit in a freezer while I have my haircut as well? Is that part of the Art Green process?

Yep, yep. Holding a 9kg LPG cylinder at the same time. One last question for you, Matilda. For the Art Green haircut, did you use a lighter end or a sword? I used a sword. You did not. You did not. In fact, I watched you and you used clippers as well. You used clippers to achieve a fade and you're leading her astray

because you think it's funny. Ellie Can we order that samurai sword for Jesus? And you're leading her astray because you think it's funny. Ellie's already ordering that samurai sword. This is all becoming too much of a joke to everybody here, okay? In all seriousness, I didn't use, like, proper hairdressing scissors because I've had them stored away waiting for this day. Then I used the clippers just to give, like, a perfect shape at the back of the neck. Good.

This is all good, I can use this The most important question and this will tell us whether this advice is worth anything or not, is Art going to let you cut his hair again when he needs it Oh, hold on one second Let's ask the man in South Hold on, hold on

Would you let me cut your hair again? Depends. That's a no. If we have, like, another pandemic, a global virus. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. No, no, no. He was dropping out there, Matilda.

All I heard was is that, yeah, probably. Yeah, I heard that too. I don't want to do that. Bree and Clint. Pretty exciting, Clint, for the Twihards, which if you're a Twilight fan, you would know that's what they call the fans. Twihards. They're an ageing generation, the Twihards.

Yeah, I mean, it was back, what, mid-2000s that it was big? Yeah, I think the movies were out late 2000s. But I think the first book came out in 2005 for Twilight. I think so too. And this is huge because author of the Twilight series Stephanie Meyer, she's actually announced on Good Morning

America that they're releasing another book titled Midnight Sun and it's due to hit the shelves on August 4th. What, she ran out of money from all the other ones? I think so, yeah. Why would you bother? I mean, I get it. If you're a writer, you've got to write. She's a writer. Nah, but you know, like, I don't know. I like to think that you get so rich that you go,

I don't need to do this anymore. Yeah. But if it's in her, it's in her. If the story's in her, it needs to come out. So what's left to cover off in Twilight? Like, what don't we know already? It's a good question. I think it says that the story of Twilight tells the story

from Edward Cullen's perspective. Oh. So it's kind of his version of events. Yeah, everything that we've seen so far has been presented from Bella's point of view, right? So this gives his perspective, which is kind of cool. It's just going to be, ooh, I hate that, Jacob. I'm going to fly and run over here.

Anyway, I thought to celebrate this news for the Twilight fans, we should get a Twihard on and that person happens to be big fan of the Twilight series, my mum. Hello, mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? I know, you've pushed your face into the buttons of the phone again. We're good, we're good.

How are you? We should actually refer to you by your new name, Nanny Di. Sounds weird to me. I'm just always going to call you Mama Di. So you're a Twi-hard. Tell us what you love about Twilight. Oh, I love the romantic side of it and how dedicated he was and she was and all the rest of it.

It was just awesome. I just loved the whole series. You got really into it, Mum, and I thought because you are a fan and obviously the news of this new book coming out, we thought that we would love to hear you read a piece of one of the Twilight books. Oh, jeez, Brianna. You know what my reading capacity is like.

That's all right. Not real good. Clint and I have picked one of our favourite parts from one of the books, and if you could just read New Zealand, you know, part of one of the old Twilight books, that would be great. So I've just sent it to you. Okay. So do I put you on speaker, do I?

Yes, please. Yes. Okay. Bear with me. Okay. Done that. Yeah. Great.

Let's have a look. Now it's all you. All right. As soon as you're ready. A tribute to the Twilight fans. Here's Mama Di reading an excerpt of the Twilight series. Okay. I'm just

channeling Edward. Oh my goodness. Yep. No worries. Be careful. You might need to sit down. Okay. I never got over the shock of how perfect his body was white cool. Oh, dear.

And polished as marble. Oh, my. I ran my hand down his stone chest now, tracing across the flat plains of his stomach. Oh, just marvelling. Oh, sorry. A light shudder rippled through him and his mouth found mine again.

Carefully, I let the tip of my tongue press against his glass-moved lip and he sighed. Oh, that sounds awesome. Alright, Mum, it sounds like you have to go have a cup of tea and a lie down.

Hey, listen, just one thing. I didn't know there's a new book coming out. Let me know what it is because I'm going to get it online straight away. Mum, that's the whole point. We just got you on the show. Yeah. I didn't realise. Oh, great. I'm going to get it. Yeah. I didn't realise. Oh, great.

I'm going to get it. All right. You enjoy that. Thanks, Mum. That is the original Twi-Hard Mum-a-Die. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time. I mean, it's going to be hard to top yesterday. Whitney. Whitney. All I have? I have nothing.

I have nothing. I have nothing. It was huge, and that's why we do birthday banger, because we get to play songs like that. So we're going to figure out what was the top song on these people's 16th birthdays. G'day, Triv. Hello, Triv. Hello.

Hello. How are you, mate? I'm good. G'day, Trev. Hello, Trev. Hello. Hello. How are you, mate? I'm good. How are you guys? Good. When you hear the name Trevor, I expect like a rural Kiwi accent. Yeah, g'day, guys. No, it doesn't fit.

No, it doesn't fit. You sound very fancy and lovely. Sophisticated, yeah. He doesn't know how to take that. That's fine. Trevor, can you give us your birthday? Yeah, this is going to test you. 9th of July, 1964.

These are the ones we love, Trev. You were 16 in 1980 on the 9th of July. And this topped the charts in 1980. Is this a bit of you, Trevor? Yeah, I'll take that. You take that, nice. That's pretty good, Trevor. I like that one.

Pseudo-echo in funky town. Okay, let's get on for Jordan. G'day, Jordan. Hello, Jordan. Jordan. What's your birthday, Jordan? 11-11-73. All right, you were 16 in 1989 on the 11th of November.

And, Jordan, this is your birthday banger. Baby, if I could turn back time If I could find a way The music video where she's performing on the deck of a Navy ship to a whole boat full of seamen. It's Cher, and if I could turn back time, how do you feel about that? Yeah, not my favourite, but yeah.

I don't know if that's Jordan's flavour. No, that's okay. I like it. I think it's a good one. It's a great song. And we'll get Lily on finally. Hey, Lily. Hi, Lily.

Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. I heard it's your birthday today. It's a great song. And we'll get Lily on finally. Hey, Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. I heard it's your birthday today. It is. Happy birthday. Thank you. What have you been doing in lockdown for your birthday? Anything different?

Fighting with the kids and trying to do some work. Sounds like it. It's the same as the last five weeks. Tell them you have to win the fights because it's your birthday. Yeah, and they need to cook dinner. Okay, what year? What year were you born? 1987. Alright, you were 16 in 2003.

So on the 5th of May in 2003, this was top of the chart. Get it on, get it on my girl, it's all good, just turn me on, come on, get busy. Sean Paul. Get busy. Do you like your birthday banger?

Oh, I don't know whether it would top Cher, but it's not too bad. I love that song from Sean Paul. Okay, wait there, birthday girl. Okay, we've got some Cher, we've got some Pseudo Echo, and we've got Sean Paul. What are you feeling? I'm feeling the Shauna Paul vibe. So am I.

I love that Cher track, but I think we need to change it up because yesterday we played Whitney and that was huge. Faster, more upbeat. Plus it's Lily's birthday. Yep. Lily, even though you wanted to share, you've won birthday banger with Shauna Paul. Congratulations.

That's okay. I'll take it. Thank you very much. No worries, Lily. Have a good one. Bye. Brent Clinton, his birthday b it. Thank you very much. No worries, Shirley. Have a good one. See you. Bye. Bray and Clint, his birthday bangers.

Hit him. If I don't take with it My office here get locked on the rhythm of my ride And my lyrics are provide electricity Girl, nobody can do you nothing Cause you don't know your destiny Your sexy ladies want part with us They not care with us, they not want with us Inna the club, they want flex with us To get next with us, they not vex with us From the day my bonja ignited my flame Girl, I called my name and it is my fame

It's a good girl, turn me on Till I earn them all Let's get it on Let's get it on Till I earn them all Girl, it's all good Just turn me on Girl, close with it

Don't get agitated Girl, go and rotate Cause anything you want You know you must get it Come in here, my man Shine down, ease the tension Girl, run the program Just go and fit it

Yo, have a good time Girl, free up on your mind Can't nobody care the program, just go and fit it Now have a good time, gal, free up on your mind Can't nobody care, this your man, go and let it Cause you are the number one, gal, wave your hand Let them see the wedding band, yo Sexy ladies want power with us You know they got with us, them now war with us You know the club, them want flex with us To get next to us, them now vex with us

From the day my band died, now I'm a flame Gal, I call my name and it is my fame It's all good, girl, turn me on Till I earn them all, let's get it on Let's get it on, till I earn them all Girl, it's all good, just turn me on Come on, get busy Just say that booty non-stop

When the beat drop, just keep swinging it Get jiggy, get drunk, don't percolate Anything you want, for God it's oscillating If I don't, take me there Oh, I forget it's oscillating if I don't take me there Oh, I can see you get life when the rhythm is right And my lyrics are about electricity Y'all know about it, y'all tell you nothing Cause you don't know your destiny

Yo, sexy ladies won't part with us They not care with us, they'm not wild with us Inna the club, they won't flex with us They get next to us, they're not vexed with us From the day my barn took night, my bonnet, I ignite my flame. Girl, I call my name, and it is my fame. It's all good, girl, turn me on, till I earn a mon. Let's get it on.

Let's get it on, till I earn a mon. Girl, it's all good, just turn me on. Yo, shake that thing, miss. Can I, can I shake that thing? Yo, Annabella, shake that thing, miss. Donna, Donna, yo, miss. Jodie and the one named Rebecca, yo, shake that thing yo, Annabella Shake that thing miss Donna Donna yo, Miss Jodie and the one named Rebecca yo Shake that thing yo, yo Annabella Shake that thing yo, Annabella Shake that thing miss

Canna canna dottie yeah, aye yo From the gossardin' sexy ladies won't part with us They not care with us, they not want with us Inna the club, they won't flex with us We get next to us, they not vex with us From the day my band take night my flame We'll see you next time. For Lily's birthday That's her birthday banger from Sean Paul And get busy Yeah Lily's birthday. That's her birthday banger from Sean Paul and Get Busy. Yeah.

No regrets? I mean, you know how much I love Cher. Especially like this film clip. She's sitting on the cannon. Yeah. About to shoot something out into the crowd from in between her thighs. It's a great film, Clint. It's powerful.

It is. The imagery, the vocal, everything. Very good. But so is Sean Paul, so suck on that. Brie and Clint. Some of the biggest news out today. People were hanging out for this. They have confirmed who they have cast for the Tiger King TV series.

And I must say, it is a lister. Big time. Big time. This is the role people want. Everyone was saying it should be David Spade. Yep. Because, I mean, he played Joe Dirt. Hollywood's elite are queuing up to play a flamboyant tiger owner with a limp. Who ran for president.

Who ran for president whilst simultaneously having three husbands. And also trying to plot a murder, allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. While filming a reality TV show about himself. Yeah. It has come out because apparently a lot of people were, a lot of actors were putting their hand up for this,

saying, I'll do it, I'll do it. And it is Nicolas Cage who has landed the role. Oh, no, not the bees! Not the bees! Ah! I don't know my eyes Not the bees! Ah! Oh, no, my eyes! Eyes!

Ah! Ah! Wonderful. And you can see from that piece of acting there why he has landed the gig.

To me, because I just, when I hear that someone's been cast, I want to be able to visualise them as that person straight away. Right. And I've got to be honest, I can't see Nick Cage as Joe Exotic straight away.

Which a lot of people are saying that. I think he'll probably do a good job, but I see what you're saying. They don't look probably as similar as what you would like. No. So I have come up with a few other options. Let's decide who we think looks the most like Joe Exotic. Great idea. Okay.

Let's recast it. Obviously, I'm throwing David Spade in there because that was one of the top picks for everyone. Joe Dirt. Joe Dirt. Yeah, Joe Dirt is a fantastic option. I'll back you on that one if you want to put him forward. I think he's a great option.

I think Jared Leto would be quite good. Because he's got a similar thin build to Joe. And he's very versatile. Would look good with a mullet too. Yeah, okay, I can see. Jared Leto. If he can play the Joker, he can play Joe Exotic. Yeah, I think so.

This one you might think at first there's no way. But I think Matthew McConaughey. No, I can see that. Because I've seen him where he's really kind of... Gaunt and... Yeah. Plus he's got a bit of a hillbilly vibe to him. I think he'd go well. He's got the accent kind of, you know, that they need.

Yeah, I like it. And then I've got two others, which I think both bear quite the resemblance to Joe Exotic. Yeah, what have you got? I thought to myself, who do I know that kind of have mulledy hair at points in, you know, the year? And they've also got kind of beard slash mustaches. I feel like you... If you say me, I feel like you

If you say me I'll punch you. You or producer Ben could be up there with good lookalikes. That is the rudest thing you've ever said to me.

Which I'm glad you said that because to decide who looks more like Joe Exotic we have put it up on our Instagram at Brian Clint. Decide now

is it Clint that looks more like Joe Exotic or is it Producer Ben? Stitch up. Ben, I understand. Me, how could you? Hang on a minute. Bree and Clint. Mother's Day is on the way. It's this Sunday. This Sunday?

This Sunday. So if you haven't sorted out something for your mum yet, plus you've got the issue that there's like, you can't go and see her and you've got to order or something, Get onto it. Yeah, get onto that quick. Cadbury Roses have come to the party. They're available in limited edition packaging just in time for Mother's Day as well.

And you can buy them from any supermarket. They've given us $400 cash and a Cadbury Roses prize pack to give away to someone every day this week. So, boom, Mother's Day will be sorted. All you have to do is call your mum and... Ask her for something. Yeah, ask her for something. As easy as that.

That we tell you to ask her. Chloe, hello. Hi. Hello. How would you describe your relationship with your mother? Pretty good. I just spent the night with her last night, so she's pretty good. Would you say your mum's easygoing or she can be riled up quite easy? She can be riled up quite easy, but she's pretty good. Would you say your mum's easy going or she can be riled up quite easy?

She can be riled up quite easy, but she's pretty good. She's pretty, like, yeah. Okay. We're going to give you something to ask her for, and you need to get her to say yes for us to give you this prize pack, okay? Okay, yeah. Alright. Brie, tell them what the thing is. Okay, Chloe,

we want you to call your mum right now and ask her for $2,000 to spend on a new phone because you want to go big on TikTok, so you need the good camera. Okay, I literally just got her to lend me money because we just brought a new house to help get a mortgage. Well, this is going to be difficult. Yeah, you've really got your work cut out for you here.

What's her name? Maria. Maria. Okay's her name? Maria. Maria. Okay, it's all you. Good luck. Good luck. Hello. Hi, Mum.

Hi. It's me. Can you please do me a really big favour? What? So I've just, like, seen this really cool opportunity, and I really, really want to make a TikTok account because I know that I can do really good at it, but I can't afford to buy

the phone, so can you lend me $2,000? I promise I'll pay you straight back. Sure. Really? Are you kidding? No. Okay. Maria, hi. It's Brian Clint here from ZM. Hi, Maria. Hello.

What are you doing? Are you a millionaire? She's my favourite child. How have you got $2,000 just to dish out? Can I have a couple of grand as well? I want to get a new iPad. I know she's always asking me for money. She's used to it.

Maria's like, I've got my own personal Chloe fund. Literally. Well, the good news is, Maria, you don't have to give her $2,000. And even better than that, Chloe's just won. Your mum just hung up on us. Your mum's out. Oh, she's panicked. All right, Chloe, you've just won $400

and a Cadbury Roses prize pack for your mum. Congratulations. Thank you so much. No worries. Are you giving it to your mum or are you going to keep it? Well, she looks after my son quite a lot, so maybe she can have some. Yeah, maybe she can have some. Can't bring roses are the perfect way to celebrate all the amazing mums around New Zealand.

Bree and Clint. It's New Zealand Music Month and also Taika Waititi has just been signed on to direct a Star Wars film. That is humongous. Producer Ben, you know all the details on this. What's the Star Wars movie? Because of course they're all finished now. We had the final one last year. What's he doing? I don't know. They haven't released what he's doing.

I'll take it from here. Taika Waititi has actually been throwing up a few ideas. He's actually come up with a few concepts. You don't know, do you? No, he wants to mesh Star Trek and Star Wars together. That is not.

Yeah, that's bad. That's sad. Which is probably an indicator of how you're going to go in today's Great Star Wars quiz. Martin is here. Hello, Martin. Hi, Martin. May the 5th be with you. It's Revenge of the 5th, actually. Re's great Star Wars quiz. Martin is here. Hello, Martin. Hi, Martin. May the 5th be with you. It's Revenge of the 5th, actually.

Revenge of the 5th. I knew that. Did you know that? Yesterday was May the 4th be with you, and today is Revenge of the 5th. I get it because I'm a Star Wars guy. It's like Revenge of the Sith, except it's Revenge of the 5th. Should we call you Martin the Martian for this quiz?

No, that never stuck. It's also the wrong TV show. Oh, you know, but it's all space. It's all space. That's a great way to start this quiz, Martin. This is how it works. It's best of three. Your buzzer is your name,

and you don't need to wait for me to finish the question before you have a go at answering it. I will warn you, Martin, I was horribly bad yesterday. I was listening. First question. Everyone in Star Wars has got their weapon of choice. What is Chewbacca's? Brie.

Brie. Oh, I know he wears an actual thing over his shoulder that looks like it's got, like, gun shells in it. That's good from you. He does, doesn't he? Yeah. So I'm going to say some sort of gun. Can I get a bit more?

A shotgun? Yeah. Do you want to have a go at that, Martin? He has a bowcaster. So this is pretty... That's exactly right. Well done. What's a bowcaster. So this is pretty... That's exactly right. Well done. What's a bowcaster?

It's like a crossbow. Damn it. I did know something, though. Well done. Producer Ben, can you quieten him down in there? I think you've got your work cut out with you with Martin. Here we go. Question number two.

Martin sounds like he knows what he's talking about. What are the creatures called that live on the planet Indore? Martin. Martin. Ewoks. Ewoks is correct. Good one, good one. Good one.

Did you have any chance of getting that, Bree? I have heard of an Ewok. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. My mum always said our dog used to look like one. That's the only reason I've heard of it. But they're very cute. For the clean, sweet Martin, here comes question number three.

Okay. What two colours is the droid BB-8? Bree. Bree. Is it? This is going to be a complete stab in the dark. White and blue? Oh, you.

Oh, that's the other droid. You're so close. Was I close? The other droid. Isn't there two robots? Do you want to have a go, Martin? CP30 or something? Yeah, he's orange and white.

Oh. We had it in here. We're sitting right here. Oh, it's the circle one. We had it in the studio for're sitting right here. Oh, it's the circle one. We had it in the studio for ages. What's the white? Martin, what's the white and blue one? That's R2-D2.

Damn it! He's slightly more famous than BB-8. Breeze Light CRC WD-40. Oh, robots all look the same to me. That's a bit harsh. That's like saying all radio stations are the same and you guys are clearly the best Oh Martin

Not only have you achieved a clean sweep You've swept us off our feet Can you call again tomorrow? You're delightful Congratulations We don't have a prize We might have to find you one now Yeah I think he deserves one

We'll get you something Wait there man Cheers It's another proud day to be a New Zealander It's a zero COVID-19 cases for the second day in a row. Very good. Very exciting. We thought...

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are we playing this? Why are we playing this version of the national anthem? Oh, this is when that poor woman... Ben, that's rubbish. That is disgusting, actually, on a day like today. That's un-Kiwi of you. You would put that in there?

That's disgusting. Well, we need... Yeah, sorry, it was either that or the Australian one, and I know what you wanted. True, I do prefer this one. Hey! Actually, I like this one. It's got spirit.

It's got wairua. Yeah, it's got something. We thought we'd celebrate day two without any cases with the morale-boosting song request to be something from the homeland, from New Zealand. Yeah, something homegrown. Yes, and there's a lot of good suggestions. Bree wanted to chuck a suggestion in there.

Yeah, I was really excited about this. Yeah, tell everyone what you want to hear. I really wanted the dudes. Guys, give me that ya-ya-ya song. Producer Ellie loves it, and this is probably one of my favourite Kiwi songs ever. Another, another. Okay, it could be that. Loves it. And this is probably one of my favourite Kiwi songs ever. Another. Another.

Okay, it could be that. We've had Fat Freddy's Drop suggested. That's a vibe. That's Fat Freddy's Drop and Lady 6, that track too. Is it? Yeah, that's good. They are such a vibe. Dave Dobbin.

This is the song we're going to sing in the streets when lockdown's over. We're all going outside. This is what we're doing. Is it Dejah Mo? Love this song. What a great option. Is it Crowded House? It's a good song for our trans-Tasman bubble.

I was going to say, because we're both involved in this. Yeah. Could be. It's such a tune. Is it The Exponents? All these songs want me to drink responsibly. Make me want to drink responsibly. You know, like, they just want me to drink responsibly so much. So much responsible drinking.

Yeah, I'd love to drink responsibly right now too. Yeah. Is it Dave? Dave? Just Dave from out the back. Dane Rumble's group, Fast Crew. Did you just say Dane Rumble's name? Dave Rumble.

Could be Fast Crew. Or it could be Poirier. Always a big contender on our show So we're faced with an impossible decision One of those songs has to be our morale boosting request today And I don't know which one it is Alright, let's start to work our way through them Okay, we're keeping bliss in there

Absolutely That's at the very top for me so far I love Fat Freddy's Drop But I don't know if today is the day for Rhodey. Yeah. God, I love that song, though. Yeah. Yeah, but I agree.

Okay, it's gone. Dave Dobbin. It's a little bit slow for today. It's a little bit slow for today. Yeah, cool. Okay, it's gone. Day Harmo. I love it.

I want to keep it in there. Okay. Crowded House. Such a great song. Yeah, but if Dave Doblin's too slow, this is too slow. This has got to go as well, yeah. Okay, it's gone. The Exponents.

Also a little bit slow. This is too slow. I think so, yeah. Okay, yeah, it's gone. I just need some more off. Yeah, no, it's gone. I just need some more off. Yeah, no, it's gone. Fast Crew. That's got them.

Iconic, but it's not the right song for today. No. No, it's gone. Poor year. Keep it in. Keep it in. Okay, we're down to three. Bliss.

Stays. Stays. We Gone Ride. Gone. It's out. We Gone Rides. Gone. It's out. It's not better than Boss. It's not as iconic. It's not better than the other options. As in patriotic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, Poirier or Bliss. Oh. I personally am siding with Bliss only because we've given Poire a really good run on our show in the last couple of years. And we've never played Bliss. And we've never played Bliss, which I think, when I hear this song, I think quintessential Kiwi. And I think drinking responsibly.

Absolutely. You know, right? Yeah, makes me want to have one beer. Forget about your last one, get yourself a water. Yeah. Okay, here you go. This is your to have one beer. Forget about your last one. Get yourself a water. Yeah. Okay, here you go. This is your morale boosting request today, New Zealand. Well done.

We got there in the end. That was a really good process. I'm excited about this one. Turn it up. Stand on your patio. Put your hand over your heart. Woo! And be proud to be a Kiwi.

Brian Clint's in him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye. Drink yourself a bliss Forget about the last one Get yourself another Drink yourself a bliss Have a stiff one all night everything is alright drive

and reach the bar coppers took the car offers from the sidewalk Drink yourself a beer Forget about the last one Get yourself another Drink yourself a beer Forget about the last one, get yourself another guitar solo Think I'm at full speed Guess it's just a crutchie Hello, Sella Cruisy Bye. of the cross Drink

yourself all in Forget about the last one Get yourself another Drink yourself all in Forget about the last one Get yourself another Bring yourself all in.

Forget about the last one. Get yourself another. Bring yourself all in. Get yourself another. Get yourself another. Another. Another.

Another. Another. Another, another, another. Try to take your brother. That's your morale pushing request, New Zealand. The Dudes, the band that had Dave Dobbin in it. Yeah, right. He was in that band for a while and then went off by himself. Yeah. You don't know? Yeah, that's right. Is off by himself? Yeah. You don't know?

Yeah, that's right. Is that what happened? Yeah. Okay, we'll go with that. That's your morale booster request. A little pat on the back for you to say well done, another day of zero cases. We're very proud of you.

Very proud. Just so proud. Bree and Clint. So news out today, Clint, that Apple is actually doing an update to its operating system to make it quicker to bypass the Face ID system. Whoa, why are they making it easier? I thought that's like an important security feature. Absolutely.

But apparently the Face ID unlock feature on the iPhone is really struggling at the moment with people who are having to wear face masks. Oh. Because obviously it takes a lot of your face. Yeah, right. Whenever you could scan yourself and wearing a face mask. Well, that's the thing. So that's what they're working on. Apple claims that it has designed the face ID.

So it works with things like hats, scarves, glasses, contact lenses, and many types of sunglasses indoors, outdoors, and even in total darkness. The update? No, so this is what they – Originally, yeah, right, right, right. But unfortunately, the Face ID is having trouble recognising it with a full face mask on. So they are working on an update where they believe it will be able to recognise you if you're wearing a face mask.

Good news for people in a burqa. Well, that's a good question because I wonder if they're going to update it to the point where if someone's wearing a full face burqa, if they can recognise you by just your eyes. Just by your eyes, yeah. That's a good question. I don't know. This got me thinking because have you ever wondered,

because obviously this is the type of technology that's in a lot of these smartphones now, and I had a thought where I was like, I wonder if you can unlock twin sisters or twin brothers' phones with each other's faces. Identical twins. Yeah. So do you think, yeah, if you had an identical twin, could you unlock their phone with your face?

I don't know, but I feel like surely you could. I reckon you could too. Because twins look enough alike, I feel, that you'd be able to trick the phone. Because I feel like I don't look the same day to day, and yet my phone still recognises me. So there must be key elements that it picks up on. Yeah. That never change.

That never change. Like distance of eyes apart. I reckon it's stuff like that that's like mathematical calculations. So then you go, how identical are we as twins? That's what I mean. Like how identical do they have to be? To the naked eye, you might seem perfectly identical. But if a phone is running an algorithm over your face,

it might go, no, no, no, those are different people. It will test how identical you are. Yeah. Which I want to do it. Okay, how do we do it? I reckon we put the call out. I mean, if you're listening right now and you're living like in isolation with your identical twin and you want to give this a go,

can you message the Bree and Clint Instagram? Yeah. Or you can text us on 9696 right now, and we'll get back to you. But I think we put it up on the Instagram, see if we can find... Because, I mean, how many identical twins do you reckon are isolating together?

That's the other question. Yeah. Young ones, possibly. I reckon there'll be quite a few. Yeah. So, yeah. What do you need? You need an iPhone and to be living with your identical twin.

Yes. Okay, cool. Yeah, all right. I reckon it's not that hard to find. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's not. If that's you or you know someone, yeah, get in touch. 9696.

You can text us. Oh, good. A little experiment. Ew. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Good, a little experiment. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's in Hollywood where today, is it right,

today would have been the Met Gala, Dean? It certainly would. The first Monday of May is the Met Gala, obviously in New York City. Tonight we would have normally been talking about the fashion, the dramatic appearances, all the celebrities. But, of course, tonight it is not happening. You can, however, watch online Anna Wintour and Cardi B doing their own Met Gala YouTube substitute.

I don't really know what it's going to be like. I haven't even tuned in myself. But the big question today was brought up, and this has got everyone in Hollywood stumped. To go to the Met Gala normally, not tonight obviously, is a ticket, okay, is $30,000 to $50,000 a ticket. Now, the other thing, where does that money go? It's not a charity.

So everyone wants to know now, where does all this money go for the most expensive and one of the most exclusive tickets of the year? So, Dean, I need to ask, how many people, how many celebs are turning up to the Met Gala? Oh, that's a good question. Oh, well, it'd have to be. It'd be over 100 or something, wouldn't it? It'd have to be. So, let's say it's 150.

Yeah, okay. Let's say it's 150, and how much should we put in? Let's say 30 grand at the lowest end. 150 people times 30. Thousand. This is live math. $4.5 million. Yeah, it's a fair amount of money.

It's a decent amount of money. So I thought, Dean, the Met Gala was invite only. So when you get your invite, are you invited to purchase a ticket? Is that how it happens? To then pay. So, yeah, it's kind of both. So Anna Wintour has to personally approve every single guest. She personally says, yes, Kanye, yes, Kim, yes, Brie, yes, Clint.

So I don't really know. That's how it's going to be. So, yeah, I don't know. You must be rich and in with Anna Wintour. It's very fabulous, by the way. You know what's truly balling about that is that Lorde has been to the Met Gala, I think, a couple of times. So cool. Which means she's truly balling about that is that Lorde has been to the Met Gala. I know. I think a couple of times. So cool.

Which means she's got the money to shell out that much for a ticket. Very true. I looked up her net worth the other day. Lorde's net worth? Yeah, which I mean, on the internet, you can never be sure. But they said the most recent one back in 2017 was like $12 million, which I reckon would be way more than that. Didn't the internet also say your net worth was a couple of million? It said it was $50 million.

Yeah, right. Are they talking about me? Hey, Dean, one last question because I'm always interested to know. Did they have a theme picked for this year's Met Gala? They did, and it slipped my mind last year. It was camp. I'm not sure what it was this year. I think they actually changed it in the end. I had a really good idea, Dean.

I thought they could have made the Met Gala theme Met Gala this year, the year of 2020 vision. 2020 vision. Yeah. Yeah, it's either that or disaster chic would have been perfect. Yeah, one or the other. That's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles.