ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 6th 2019

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

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Penthouse room, left some flour on my boss Just make sure you leave the door unlocked Unlocked Now I'm on my way Did you ever see that website where ladies dip their boobs in cake batter? No, that sounds great though, that sounds like my kind of content We're recording right now for the podcast What?

What? That's on the podcast Oh, what are you recording for the podcast? I'm busy tidying up audio for the show. I thought we were just having some friendly banter with each other. Nope. This is the behind the scenes. This is the stuff people tune into the podcast for.

You know, that's weird that you did that today because the company has just sent out new guidelines for podcasts. I haven't read them yet. No way. Yeah, they have. What's the guidelines? I haven't read them yet. Should we have a quick look? Yeah, go on.

Okay, I'll just open it up. Hang on. It's an email from Rostos. Oh, no. It's not going to be some rules or some shit, is it? It's exactly what it is. Podcast rules. Rules of engagement for podcasts.

As you know, podcast is a growing entertainment platform. Yeah, no shit. That's why we're doing a podcast. Welcome to 2004. If you're thinking of beginning your own podcast, it's a good idea To follow the golden rules One

Boring Boring Boring How can I get the most On my podcast Can I still swear That's what I want to know Let me just check

I'll just control Because it's a big document Control F Swear I never read these documents I get so Okay This is

Okay Number five Can I swear in podcasts Yeah At the moment The usual rules of broadcasting in terms of BSA do not apply to podcasts. Yeah, fuck yeah.

Be mindful of your audience and brand impacts that can occur with naughty words. You've done it now though. It's only one. What do I need to be aware of legally? In terms of content, you still need to be across the rules of copyright, defamation, legislation, harmful digital, blah, blah, blah. Totally fine.

Same as our radio show. Basically, you just want to know if you can swear or not, right? Yeah, that's pretty much it. And in principle, you can. And can we play songs? How can I get the best out of my podcast? Who do I talk to if I want to start a podcast? I don't know, but I don't know that one.

Okay. Yeah. But producing is doing it anyway you've just been doing it yeah for birthday banger right you've just been sticking them in you put the whole song in for birthday banger now hey

yeah I put the whole song in every Sunday it's just a podcast for just the birthday bangers with songs in it yeah all five days you'll go to prison right probably

but it's for you hey just so you know if I need to appear in court for you I'm busy. Oh. Okay.

What, as a witness? Yeah. It's like, no, well. Well, no, because remember while we were on the podcast, I asked if you wanted me to do it and you said yes. No, I didn't. Yeah, I've got that audio just in case. No, I did not.

God, look at this. We're all backstabbing each other. It's like a big circle jerk of backstabbing. Let's talk about something that producer Ellie doesn't want spoken about on the podcast. Oh, okay. Now I've got her attention. What would be the thing that you reckon producer Ellie wouldn't want to talk about? Do you actually have something?

There was something one time. This is a hypothetical. Yeah, it's a hypothetical. There was something one time that I spoke about. Now I can't remember, but Ellie was like, I don't want people knowing that. Was it your irritable bowel syndrome? Here's today's podcast, everybody. Completely legal, well within the rules. Let's not breeze past that. We need to give her right of reply.

Oh my goodness, podcast is podcast, go, go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hello, guys. Happy brand new week. Oh, I'm having a ripping Monday. Just some relatable content for you guys listening. We're real people too.

Put my car in for a service. Was expecting, you know, a normal service. It's not a big one. It's not the $100,000. $1,700 they're saying it's going to cost me. Yeah, but you drive one of those G-wagons that the Kardashians have. No, I don't. That's how much you have to pay to put gas in it, don't you?

I drive a 2012 Mitsubishi Lancer. Yeah, when your G-wagon's in the shop. That's what you've got as a courtesy car. You know in the car park I park in, there's a G-Wagon that parks next to me? Yeah. And I'm like, look at the contrast. You know the area that I live in? Yeah.

It's not that flash. We were walking the other day. We walked up to the shops to get a coffee, and someone there had a Bentley. Someone in our neighbourhood in West Auckland has a Bentley four-wheel drive. We're talking a $300,000 Bentley SUV. I saw that car this morning. I think there's only a couple of them in New Zealand. Like, if you are trying to say,

hey, police, I'm the local drug dealer, that is a great way of going about it. It's a good beacon for the police. Fun stuff. Fun stuff for today's show. We've got lots of it. Yay! $1,700.

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And if you get it right, you're in the draw for that trip drawn Friday on our show. That's super exciting. Also, just before five o'clock today, JBL live headphones. If you're keen for these, there's another chance to win a pair of those,'s super exciting. Also, just before 5 o'clock today, JBL Live headphones. If you're keen for these, there's another chance to win a pair of those which is exciting. Plus free Carlead tickets on the show today. Oh, also

yeah, take the Carlead and you can win yourself some tickets to see Carlead. Sounds complicated. It's not. We'll give you a chance to win Carlead tickets at 5. But next, you're going to explain words to people. Clint, I'm going to give you the rundown On what all the kids are saying these days All the hip stuff

What all the cool kids are saying If you want to be cool and swag Stay listening Brie will tell you how to do it next ZM Brie and Clint The podcast ZM

Oh, the Gen Zedders Do you know who I'm talking about? I've just done some research because I didn't know we had another generation already. There'd be lots of Gen Zers in the car right now who have just been picked up from school. Yeah. So the Gen Z is people who are born after 1995. Yeah. So they'd all still be kids.

No. No? There'd be 2005. Oh, no, there'd be some. Yeah. So they'd all still be kids. No. No? 2005. Oh, no, there'd be some. 19. Actually, I think that if it's 1995. God, this is where we do live math.

I think the oldest Gen Z-er would be 14. Is that right? 1995, 2005. No, 24. Oh, shit. I was like, I'm leaving you to crash and burn by yourself. There's Gen Z-ers in the workplace. That's all you need to know.

Yeah, there's quite old Gen Z-ers. Anyway, so if you're, I guess, wondering what generation you're a part of, Gen X is 1961 to 1980. Then you've got Gen Y, or as we like to call them these days, the millennials, which is 1981 to 1995. Yes. So obviously all of us here on the Brian Clint Show, we're Gen Y. We're all millennials. We're all millennials.

So we all have the slang that we grew up using, the slang words that we kind of, you know, created ourselves for our generation. Yeah. And now obviously that's happening for other generations. We're finally being phased out. Exactly. This is what our parents must have felt like when they weren't cool anymore. It's terrifying.

It's weird, isn't it? Yeah. So there's this high school teacher who's going viral after he shared his Gen Z slang dictionary online. So he's been writing down all these words that all his students have been saying and then he's been trying to decipher what they actually mean.

He's created his own dictionary. Exactly. This is a very valuable resource that he's created. Super valuable. I'm going to test your knowledge on the new slang words. On Gen Z slang? This is what all the kids are saying. Yeah, cool.

I'm so cool. I can deal with this. What would it mean if I said, I've got some tea for you? Oh, you've got some gossip, cool. I'm still cool. I can deal with this. What would it mean if I said, I've got some tea for you? Oh, you've got some gossip. Yeah. I'm going to spill the tea. Spill the tea, girl.

That's what the Gen Zers are saying. Asterix sips tea. Which I'm pretty sure this next one is universal for our generation as well. What if I was like, I looked at Producer Ben and I said, oh, look at that snack. Well, first of all, he is one. And it means he's a delicious piece of... He's a good looking human. What does it mean when someone says, oh, hop off?

Leave me alone. Stop. Is that what it means? No. Oh, okay. Means mind your own business. Oh, yeah. Basically.

Okay, I'll give it to you. Cool. What about, oh, that's the game. That's the way it is. That's the game. That's, no. So Gen Zers refer to the game as life. Oh, that's life.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. That's the slang term for life. As life. Oh, that's life. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. That's the slang term for life. What about... You can see how this could get confusing, though. Like if you were very out of touch with pop culture altogether and someone goes, damn, snack, that's the game. Like, you'd be like, sorry, what?

That's none, ya snack. Apparently none, ya means none, ya business. Oh, right, okay. So these are all slang words that he's picked up over teaching kids. Could you imagine listening to someone have a conversation? You're like, what the hell does that mean? We'll try and put all these into a sentence for you. We can do that.

Yeah. But in the meantime, we can help here. You've got this dictionary open. Yes. There'll be people out there going, thank Christ, I have no idea what the youngest person at work is talking about. If you've heard a slang word recently and you don't know what the hell it means,

you can call us right now on 0800-DIALS-AT-M and we will try and figure it out together. Yeah. Or what if you've got a slang word for us as well that you want to test us with? We'd love to know that too. Yeah. Maybe you are one of these Gin Zitters.

What are you guys doing? What do you look like? Let's Z-ers. What are you guys doing? What do you look like? Let's slay next. What do you like? And you can text us on 9696 and give us the tea. Call us next. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. That's Billie Eilish and Bad Guy.

She is 17 years old, born in 2001, which makes her a Gen Z-er. That's what we've just figured out. Yes. I can also tell you, a Gen Z is anyone younger than 23 years and four months. That's the oldest Gen Z if you're trying to work out what you are. God, so there's a lot of old Gen Zs. Yeah, they're out there, mate. Yeah, they're out there. They're phasing you out by the day.

There's people who were born in the 2000s amongst us. What? You mean there's people younger than me? Crazy. We're talking about what slang the Gen Zs amongst us. What? You mean there's people younger than me? Crazy. We're talking about what slang the Gen Zers are using that you might not understand. So mostly what we've received is not people who are confused. It's mostly Gen Zers who want to test us out.

So are you willing to put yourself on your creed on the line there and see if we can understand Gen Z slang? I don't want to admit that I'm in that age group that's uncool now. None of us do, but we're going to do it together. Tell me if I'm uncool when I do this, though. Yeah. Want to hear the tea on the snack from the other night? I was going to hop off, but that's the game, so I hit them with a clap back, and that's

none-ya. No, that's cool. Everything I just heard then was cool. That was cool, right? Yeah. So cool we don't even need to explain what you said. Hey, James. Hey, guys.

What's up? Hit us with some fat Gen Z slang. Oh, I've got one for you. This one's called Seabs. Seabs. Can you use it in a sentence, maybe? I can't be Seabs. Yeah, I've heard this before.

Oh, is it short for CBF? Yeah. I can't be. Yeah. Is that what it is? That's the one. Yeah. But people are saying Seabs now. Yeah. So they're not even saying CBF. I can't be... Is that what it is? Missed one. Yeah!

But people are saying Seabs now. So they're not even saying CBF. They've abbreviated the abbreviation. Yeah. Interesting. Chels, hey. Hi, how are you? Hey girl, what's the slang word you got for us? I just forgot it. Oh, sorry, no, yeet. Yeet. Y-E-E-T.

Yeet. Can you use it in a sentence? I don't know what it means. Just people at work say it a lot. Oh, you don't know. Oh, right. No. I'm pretty sure it means yes. Does it mean yes?

Producer Ellie actually knows this one, don't you? Does she? Are you? Do you? Yeet. No. It says here on the internet, Chels, that yeet is a viral 2014 dance involving moving your shoulders and slightly bent legs.

Right. I never knew that because they don't use it in that context, but that's fine. I could be wrong. I'm old, so. Yeet you later, babes. Thank you. Jamie. Hey, Jamie.

Jamie. Jamie. Jamie, hi. Jamie, what's the Gen Z slang? Someone said to me the other day, oh, I'm dogging out. Yeah, dogging out, like dogging the boys, dogging out. It means bailing, right? Yeah, like cancelling bailing.

I had no idea. I was like, what have I got to do with a dog? Right, so you're doing a dog act. Yeah, dogging it. Oh, I get it. Maybe that's where it comes from. I get it. You dog.

Oh, you dog. Dogging out. Okay, cool. Michelle's here. Hi, Michelle. Hi, dogging it. Oh, I get it. Maybe that's where it comes from. I get it. You dog. Oh, you dog. Yeah. Dogging out. Okay, cool. Michelle's here. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hey.

Hi. What's your Gen Z slang? Okay, G up. G up. Is that Gen Z? No. Wait, is our generation, because when someone goes, oh, this is a G up, means like, oh, this is a stitch up.

Well, we might have a different interpretation for it. It's a stitch up. It's G up. G up. Means like, oh, this is a stitch-up. Well, we might have a different interpretation for it. It's a stitch-up. It's G-up. Oh, is that what you, I thought G-up is like, like, like gear up,

get ready, mate. Oh, that too. Either or. Like rev up. Is that how you would interpret it, Michelle?

Yeah, it does mean that, but it's more used now as like a turn on. Oh, what? Yeah, like that's a G-up. Oh. I should probably say, stop saying to, Right. People then,, like that's a G up. Oh,

I should probably say, stop saying to, um, right. So then I was just a G up and they're like looking at me going, no, it's not. That's important to know.

I said it to my cat, my mechanic earlier. I said, oh, this is a G up. Well, this is where things can get lost in translation. And that's why we need to talk to Philly.

Hey, Philly. Hi, Philly. Oh, no, it's Billy with a B. Oh, Billy, again, lost in translation. and that's why we need to talk to Philly. Hey, Philly. Hi, Philly. Oh, no, it's Billy with a B. Oh, sorry, Billy.

Again, lost in translation. We understand you're a Gen Z-er, and you work with a lot of older people. And you guys have been saying the same word, but you guys have a different meaning for the same word, right? We have, yeah. So that worked one time, and I said one of the guys I was working with was getting quite angry at me. I said, hey, don't bar up at me.

And bar up in Gen Z terms means to get angry. In the older generation, that means to get an erection. Oh, baby. Whoa, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Is that too much for the radio? I don't know No, no, it's done now

And Billy, we just need to clarify Was he getting angry Or was he getting the other thing? Oh, well, I hope it was just angry Yeah, because that's an HR issue, isn't it? Oh, for sure Thanks, Billy Live from Hollywood

With our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Every day we cross to Dean live in Los Angeles and he gives us the tea. Kia ora, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hello, guys.

Good afternoon, everyone. This is fascinating to me. You know how much Kim Kardashian is charging for a paid post on her Instagram. Is that right? Yes, I do. And this is going to make us all feel really poor. And we all got into the wrong business.

Kids, go home and take naked selfies in the mirror and post them. Because this is how you get rich and famous, right? Here's the deal. Okay, not only does she get paid $1 million a post. Okay. She turns some of them down. She actually doesn't take every million dollar gig. She she turned some of them down. She actually doesn't take every million dollar gig.

She actually turns some of them down. She feels like some of them are not on brand for her. Some of them don't make sense or whatever. So she actually doesn't do them all. But a million bucks is what you get

for a Kim Kardashian sponsored post on Instagram. Wow. A lot of money. She's not dumb. She's right to turn down the ones that are wrong Like it'd be weird

If Kim Kardashian Was doing an ad for I don't know Like what's something She would never do Yeah like Guns You know

Adult nappies Adult nappies Something like that But imagine But imagine being so rich That you can turn down A million dollars Right

Like there's not much I wouldn't advertise For a million dollars Seriously A million dollars Name one, a million dollars. Name one thing. Would you? Oh, I could name a few things that you might turn down.

Nah, well, I'll probably just do it. Take the million dollars and then delete my Instagram account. Go, cool, no more Instagram for me. I now have $1 million. That's crazy, eh? Yeah. Also, Met Gala's coming up, yeah? Oh, my goodness.

Met Gala is tomorrow night. Let me tell you something I found out Also, Met Gala's coming up, yeah? Oh, my goodness. Met Gala is tomorrow night. Let me tell you something I found out about the Met Gala. This is the most exclusive event in the world. I'll tell you why. First of all, you can't buy tickets. Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue magazine, has to personally and specifically invite you, and she has to approve every name.

Number two, no plus ones. No plus ones, no dates. The only people that bring their husband or wife is if the husband or wife is also invited. Number three, it's $30,000 to go. Number four, no publicists are allowed. Number five, no cameras are allowed in there. And

number six, my favourite rule of the Met Gala, if you are invited and you turn down the invite, you will never be invited again. That's crazy. Whoa. Is this like, so is the Met Gala the event that Oceans 8 was based around? Yes.

It is, right? Yeah. Lorde got invited to the Met Gala in one of her first years of being super famous, which is awesome, and she totally deserves to be there. Anna Wintour introduced Lorde to David Bowie at the Met Gala the year before he passed away. And David Bowie said to Lorde, I'm a

huge fan. How about that? Can you imagine being her and having that said to you? You'd be like, what is happening? Yeah. There's no cameras inside because I think once you get in there, Dean... What drugs am I on right now? Yeah. You get in there and they go, this is the Illuminati. And you go, oh,

that's who it is. No photos. Right. Yeah. Buzzy. Okay. Hey, thanks, Dean. That's really, really interesting. Thanks a lot for that today. Thanks, Dean. Spies bought you by Grabber Seat. They have loads of deals every day to selfie-worthy destinations. You can go to grabberat.co.nz

to grab a deal today. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You know how these days the cool thing to do is take something nostalgic and recreate it? Yes. That's how they got their Pokemon Go game to go so big. Any movie that is drawing on a classic? It's coming out very soon.

Aladdin? Aladdin, Lion King. Lion's coming out very soon. Aladdin. Aladdin. Lion King. Lion King they're redoing. What else have they redone? They've done pretty much everything. Well, they're about to redo Sonic the Hedgehog. And you know when you know something so well,

like when it's something that you grew up with and you're like, I know everything about that. This was probably my favourite game on Sega. Yeah, right? It came built in. Didn't it come built in on the Mega Drive on Sega? Not on Mega Drive. Wait, which one was Mega Drive?

Mega Drive's the one that came after Master System. Master System had Alex the Kid built in on it. No, yeah, so no. Mega Drive you had to put the game in. I think on my Mega Drive too it was built in. Oh, you're lucky. Anyway, Sonic. You know Sonic, right?

Such a good game. Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails. So there's a movie coming out about Sonic and the trailer dropped last week. When we watched it here at ZM, I gotta admit, the first time I watched it, I was like, oh yeah, cool, sweet. Soundkeeper Gary goes, nah bro, that

is not cool. And he was onto something because Sonic fans around the world have kicked off. Because I said I reckon it looked weird. I was like, that's not what Sonic looks like. It was something to do with his eyes or his mouth or something. Yeah, so Sonic, the anthropomorphic blue hedgehog,

which means hedgehog with human qualities, for those who don't know, with supersonic speed, he's a really fast blue hedgehog. Awesome. These are the main three complaints that people had about the Sonic trailer for the movie coming out. One, his eyes aren't connected.

Yep. So the Sonic they created. They're always connected in the middle. They're always connected in the middle. They go over the bridge of his nose. Yes. Because you've got to remember, he's not real, so they can do that. Another big complaint was he was the wrong colour of blue.

That's a major one when you think about it. And once I saw that and I Googled it, I was like, yeah, you're absolutely right. He was colour of blue. That's a major one when you think about it. And once I saw that and I Googled it, I was like, yeah, you're absolutely right. He was a darker blue. He was a darker blue. And then they've made Sonic in the movie like a light blue. Right. And the main complaint that they have about Sonic the Hedgehog

in the new Sonic movie is that they gave him human teeth. Looks weird. Once you notice that bit, it's real creepy. It looks like someone in a costume. Yeah. They've tried to make him way too human. But guess what? He ain't human. Yeah. So you'd think, oh yeah, this movie's

going to suck. It's going to bomb, right? This is the first time I've ever seen this happen. The trailer's out, which means the movie's ready. It's got Jim Carrey in it, by the way. Oh, how good. Yeah, but at the same time, he's playing Dr. Robotnik or Eggman, whatever you want to call him. Yep. He's skinny.

Oh, he needs to be fat. It needs to be a big fat guy. Needs to be a big round dude. They might change that. Anyway, so the director has come out after all this feedback, the director of the movie, and he's tweeted and he said, thank you for all the support and the criticism. The message is loud and clear. You aren't

happy with the design and you want changes. It's going to happen. Everyone at Paramount and Sega are fully committed to making this character the best he can be. Hashtag Sonic Movie. Hashtag gotta fix fast. How cool is that? They never listen. How long will that take them?

They'll have to pull it. They would have had a release date with the trailer and they will have to pull it and go back to the drawing board. God, that's a big decision. I wonder if they have to re-film it if Jim Carrey gets paid twice, you know? Yeah. Anyway, Sonic fans, good luck with that.

Hopefully they get, they'll definitely get it right the second time around, right? You're not going to get it wrong twice. Let's bloody hope so. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Mate, are you up to date with the latest thing that's taking over the internet,

the new challenge that everyone's taking on? Is it the pink van? The van's true, the pink one? No, it's not the pink van. Pink or teal van? No, it's not that. I see pink, by the way. Yeah, same.

Yeah, I see pink. No, it's the screaming into a pot challenge. I saw you and Ellen doing this on your Instagram on the weekend. And I'm just saying I am not dumb enough to fall for that challenge. Well, this is the video, if you haven't seen it, where they claim if you scream into a pot and you cover it with a lid, it captures the scream in the pot. So take a listen.

Ah! Ready? Ready? Open. It's bullcrap. Are you sure? Well, I haven't done it, but I'm pretty sure. Are you sure?

So they do it and then someone off camera is screaming to make it sound like it comes out of the pot. So they're saying it needs to be a certain pitch. Right. I saw that you weren't able to do it. No. Your voice is not the right pitch. It's not the certain pitch. Right. I saw that you weren't able to do it. No. Your voice is not the right pitch. It's not the right pitch.

We do have a pot in studio. Producer Ellie, can you bring in the pot? Oh, I'll definitely give it a go. Do I get to give it a go? Yeah, you're giving it a go. I just want to say I don't think it's going to work. They're saying it's easier for male voices to be able to do it. So you've got the pot.

Where did you get this enormous pot from? The cafe across the street lent it to us. Are you serious? Do they know that I'm going to scream into it, right? That we have to sterilise this? Yeah, probably. Okay. All right.

So you've got to scream into the pot. So I'll scream in the pot and then put the lid on quickly. And then put the lid on as quick as you can. Hold it. Any particular scream? High. High? I reckon. Scared. Any particular scream? High. High? I reckon.

Scared scream or excited scream? Scared. Let's go with scared first. Okay, you ready? I don't have a very high-pitched scream. Three, two, one, go. Ah! Oh, I think you missed it on getting the lid on quick enough.

Well, take it off and find out. Go. No, yeah. Must have missed it. No, I think you need to go higher. I don't know if I can go higher. I'm off and find out. Go. No, yeah. Must have missed it. No, I think you need to go higher. I don't know if I can go higher. I'm pretty sure you can. Okay, here we go.

I think it needs to be higher. Yeah. Okay, count me down. Three, two, one. Yeah, and then we release it. Yeah. See, I told you. Now I just...

I get it now. I get it. You just wanted to do it so that I just I get it now I get it You just wanted to do it So that I look stupid doing it Even though I said I Wonder if this one works I think one more time I wonder if this one works

Hey stupid pot I think there's only one stupid thing in this room Cool good challenge guys I think there's only one stupid thing in this room. Cool. Good challenge, guys. Sweatshirt. I like your new sweatshirt. It's hashtag relatable. It says always tired on it. I get it.

It's a good millennial shirt. Oh, yeah. You know when you say that, though, not me yet, and I hope I never become that person. Whenever you say, like if you say you're tired on Instagram, on your story, you will get an inbox full of parents coming in and going, mate, you don't even know what tired is. You ain't ever kid. Then you know what real tired is.

I haven't slept in three years. Yeah, but does the kid party till 4 a.m. on a Saturday? I've got poo on my hands. I've got to go. Have you experienced a breakup recently? Because I might be able to provide a little bit of closure for you this afternoon. Excellent. Taking the high road.

Is that what we're talking about? Absolutely not. No, taking the low road, getting down and dirty. Great. Pity. That's what I want to know. And getting some revenge on your ex. Excellent.

There is a wildlife sanctuary that is offering you the ability to put your name of your ex on a salmon. Okay. And then they will feed it to one of their bears. Oh, God. I mean, hey, whatever helps you. 20 bucks. 20 bucks. 20 bucks. And they will tag the fin.

They'll put the name on there. Yes. And then either Cody or Yak, the big brown bears, will eat your salmon. And they'll give you photographic evidence of a bear eating the salmon with your ex's name on it. So, you know. Where does the money go to? It goes to the Wildlife Foundation. That's looking after those animals.

If it's for the animals, I can get on board. 20 bucks, donate. Like it's for the animals. You're telling me you wouldn't do this out of pure sadistic pleasure? They give you photographic evidence and you get to watch it. Sure, the salmon is not actually your ex and your ex isn't actually getting mauled by a big brown bear. But it might be the closure that you need, right?

I mean, it's great marketing. It is great marketing. Very smart from them. Animals get fed. You get a little bit of closure maybe. I don't know. You seem 50-50. I'm 50-50.

Okay. There's another. $20, and I don't really want to spend any more money on my ex. Right. Well, this next one is about $20 as well. It's not free. This kind of closure does come with a price tag. All right.

There's always a catch. There's a zoo in El Paso that will let you name a cockroach after your ex. And then what do they do? The cockroach just lives there forever being a cockroach. But you'll be able to visit that zoo and go, oh, look, there's Adam. I can do that at home. You've got cockroaches in your house. Yeah, gross, hey.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Gear up because I am about to let rip. I'm about to have a big vent. Oh, right. Okay, I thought you meant the other kind of let rip. Oh, yeah. Which, let's be fair, is not out of character for you.

True, I probably should specify. I was like, on one hand, thanks for the warning this time. On the other hand, go outside. I'm about to have a massive vent about something. Okay. And maybe I'm in the right, maybe I'm in the wrong. Are you? Okay, okay.

We do this sometimes? Yes. Are you willing to accept if you are in the wrong? Yeah, if people think that I am, that's fine. Cool. That's fine. I can take criticism. What if I think you're in the wrong?

Yeah, but are you doing that radio lie thing that you do? No, I'll tell you the truth. I just need to know whether I'm in a safe environment where I am allowed to disagree with you. Yeah, no, you can disagree. Okay. But tell me what you actually think. Sure.

I was out to brunch yesterday and obviously on a Sunday, cafes get super busy. Yes. So the cafe that I went to was super busy. Also, you live in the very fancy suburb of Ponsonby where all the cafes are. No. I went to Mount Eden.

Oh, okay. Yes, went to Mount Eden and this cafe was super popular, not one table free. Sure. Like that's how busy it was. Wait list? Yeah, there was a wait list. People were waiting to get in.

Anyway, we waited to get in and we got sat at a really good table and we were sitting there eating brunch and it was super loud in there because obviously there's a ton of people in the cafe. Yeah. Super loud in there, which is fine. You know, obviously it's a super busy cafe and we've eaten our meal and then the table next to us has left and then three people have been sat in the table next to us.

Cool. So we're sitting there and we're all talking, me and Big Gay Al, one of my besties, we're sitting having a conversation. Yeah. And him and I, I can't even remember what the story was, but we were having a laugh about something. Yeah. It was quite funny. He told a, but we were having a laugh about something. It was quite funny.

He told a story and we were having a laugh. And it's when the woman who was sitting at the table next to us leant over to me and she goes, excuse me, like she was really angry at me and I was kind of in shock. She actually leant over to Alan, in fairness, but I was sitting at the table. She leant over to Alan and fairness, but I was sitting at the table. She lent over to Alan and she addressed both of us and said, excuse me,

can you guys please be quiet? You're being very loud. What? And it was at that point I was like, she does realise we're in one of the busiest cafes at the busiest time of day. And you're in a cafe.

You're not in like a Michelin star restaurant. Yeah. You're in a cafe having brunch. And it was super, super loud. Yeah. And I was kind of shocked and Alan was kind of like, sorry. Yeah, good. You should push back.

Okay, I've got some qualifying questions. Yeah. Because you and Alan are both quite loud people. Yeah, that's fair. Were you being extra loud? Like, were you being louder than anyone else? Were you standing on your chair and banging your plate, that kind of thing?

No. Were you screaming? No. Were you shouting? No. Okay. Was the lady racist? Because you and Ellen are both Australians,

so could it be a racism thing? No. Maybe she knew that we were. Maybe she was listening to our conversation. I'm not sure. But not overtly? She didn't say bugger off to your own country? In fairness, it could have been the type of conversation we were having. Yeah. We were talking

about... Rude stuff? But not super rude. Yeah. We were talking about a guy that Big Gay Al had met on Tinder. Yeah. No graphic details? No. No graphic details. That's okay. That's okay. Yeah. That's my final question. Yes. The lady who on Tinder. Yeah. No graphic details? No, no graphic details. That's okay. That's okay. Yeah.

That's my final question. Yes. The lady who leaned over. Yes. If you were to classify her in any generation, would she be a baby boomer? She wasn't. She wasn't a baby boomer?

No. Okay. I think she was, yeah, I reckon she was about 40. Okay. Mid 40s to 40, something like that. So, okay. I do believe she was about 40. Okay. Mid 40s to 40, something like that. I do believe she was French though. Right. And I don't know if that comes into it because all of the people at their table were speaking French.

Okay. You want my opinion? Yes. No, you weren't in the wrong. I don't believe you were in the wrong. To be having a loud, even boisterous conversation at a cafe on a Sunday morning, in a busy cafe, I think it's totally fine. Because in fairness, maybe we were speaking a bit louder,

but it was only because we couldn't hear each other because it was so loud. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM. Yes. Do you want to know what people think this afternoon? I want to know what people think. 0800 dial ZM.

Who was in the wrong? You or the pretentious lady. Or you can text us on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Yesterday, a friend and myself went to a cafe for brunch and it was super busy, packed, not a table in sight. And it was very loud and Alan and I, my friend, were having a pretty loud conversation.

We were laughing, having a good time. And the woman across from us on the other table leant over and said very aggressively, can you guys please keep it down? It's very loud in here. Yep. At the time, I wish I could go back because at the time I was so shocked

that this woman was just out of nowhere. You always think of the best comeback like 15 minutes later and like a real zinger that you could have and in the moment if you're like me I'd be too shocked

me too yeah I was too shocked what would you have said back probably nothing but then I would have been real pass ag for the rest of the meal

and like we laughed extra loud I think I would have just to return to my conversation and then about 5 minutes later I would have, just to return to my conversation and then about five minutes later I would turn around and go, oh, sorry, is this quiet enough for you? Sorry, are we being quiet enough for you?

Sorry, sorry, I don't want to upset your eXp product. Do you want us to whisper? Do you want us to whisper? I would have said now that if I wish I could go back, because I would have said, yeah, that's fine. Also, can you do something for us, F off? Oh, $800 at him. Whose side are you on here, Iris?

Are you on Bree's side? The rowdy? Yeah, no rowdy. Hey, guys. I can tell you right now I'm definitely on Bree's side. Has this ever happened to you, Iris? I was in shock. No, I don't think it has.

But you definitely are still fine, honestly. As it was so taxed, though, did she ask anybody else to quiet down? No. It was just us. Would you guys quieting down have changed anything? No. It was so loud in there. You could barely hear. Does she want the coffee machine

to quiet down? Because I'm just thinking about the noise. Yeah, they're pretty loud. No, the coffee machine, I agree, is pretty loud, yeah. Hey, Levi, welcome to the show. Hi. Hi, how are you guys? What do you think, Levi? Whose side are you on?

I'm on your side too, Brie. And I think, you know what? You should have told her that you're partially deaf or something to shame her. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Yeah.

She's got real bad. She's done it to me. Yeah, you should have made her feel bad because someone's done it to me and I've done it a few times because I have a reasonably loud voice and I can't hear that well either. So now I just start telling people, oh, I'm partially deaf and then they just look shocked but it's like, served you right. Really guilt trip, Ray, go, oh, sorry, I lost part of my hearing in the war defending this country.

Sorry, but I'll try and quiet down you. Yeah. Thanks, Levi. Hey, Tracy I'll try and quiet down for you. Yeah. Thanks, Levi. Hey, Tracey. Tracey. Hi. What do you reckon? I would have had a big smile on my face

and I would have told her to fluff off. Whoa. Tracey, can you... Obviously. Are you available to come to a brunch next weekend? Yes. Oh, good stuff. Okay. I've had that happen to me before too, so yes. Oh, good stuff. Okay.

I've had that happen to me before too, so yeah. Have you? Yeah. And what did you do? Did you have it in you in that split second? Because you only have a second to respond properly. Were you able to turn around and say what you really thought? It was the waitress that actually asked our table to quieten down.

Yeah. Because apparently we were disturbing everybody else. So because we kind of knew a little bit of sign language, we all started shaking our hands in the air as in laughing. Yeah. Which set us off even worse. So yeah. Tracy and Fanny, you had taken your bra off and you were

waving it in the air. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. But right now... Trash! Oh, Trash. That's right. JBL Live headphones are on the line this afternoon with trash or treasure. Very cool headphones.

You can talk to them. They've got Google Assistant and Alexa built into them. They're the first headphones ever to be able to do that, which is very cool. All you have to do is listen to the Antiques Roadshow description of these items and then tell us whether they're trash or treasure. Which we're classifying trash under five grand or five thousand pounds, treasure over five thousand. Hi, Sasha.

Hi, guys. Hello, Sasha. You know how to play? Yeah, I think so. I've heard it before. Okay, great. You need two out of three correct and you win them. Okay.

Otherwise, Carl is going to get the JBLs for doing absolutely nothing. So we want you to win, Sasha, okay? All right, okay. Here we go. Here comes item number one. Listen carefully. My mother's bracelets, they were made many years ago. She knew David Webb.

He designed these specially for her. The bracelet makes into a necklace, and she wore it quite often. Okay. Okay. It's a bracelet cum necklace. We can see it here. It looks like gold and diamonds to us. It does look like gold and diamonds.

David Webb is the designer. Trash or treasure? Okay. I'm going to go with the opposite and say trash. Okay, let's find out. In a retail setting, you are looking at $20,000 to $30,000. Oh, wow. Treasure.

That's okay. You just need to get the next two right, okay? Here you go. Here's your next item. What we have here is a true late 19th century trade sign and a piece like this is carved wood and this would have been carved out of a two-foot log it's virtually untouched so it's a wooden fisherman statue statue of a wooden fisherman okay um i'm gonna say trash again. Trash again, let's see. We're going to put a retail valuation today of $3,000 to $5,000.

Nice work, son. Nice work, you've got one. Hell of an expensive wooden fisherman, though. He must be old. Yeah, okay, you just need this one. You get this one right, you win the headphones. Good luck. Okay, fingers crossed. It is what's known as a robe à la française or a sackback robe.

People might say, oh, obviously it's incomplete. It's got an open front. Well, it was an open robe and you would wear a very beautiful, we call them a petticoat, but it was an underskirt really under it. An 18th century dress or robe. Sackback. It's very old. I've never heard of a sackback before. I've heard of a back sack and crack, but not a sackback. Very old robe

or dress. I am going to say treasure. Alright, treasure. This is it, Sasha. This is the headphones. It has to be worth over 5,000. Here we go. And what was just a present from a friend is now going to be worth 40,000. Here we go. And what was just a present from a friend is now going to be worth 40,000 pounds.

She's done it! You've got the headphones. Thank you so much, guys. They are amazing. You're going to love them. Oh, cool. I can't wait to get them in the day. $40,000 for a dress.

God, I need to go through my wardrobe. Imagine you got that and then you spilled butter chicken on it. Guys should be gutted. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint, take the Khalid. Yeah, this is so exciting. His first show sold out in a heartbeat, so the second Khalid show is on sale now.

That's Wednesday, November 20th at Auckland Spark Arena. Tickets from Ticketmaster. And all this week you can play Take the Carlead with us and win a free double pass. Pretty simple. We're going to play you some Carlead lyrics and we're going to stop them and then you just need to finish them. We're going to do an example. Yeah, let's do an example

because it's the first time. I think you should do the example. Should I? So the lyrics will start and then it will stop. Obviously the lyrics will stop. I just need you should do the example. Should I? So the lyrics will start and then it will stop. Obviously, the lyrics will stop. I just need you to carry it on. All right? It's a test of how well you know Carly. So we're only sending real fans, right?

All right. Good luck. I'm not good with lyrics. I haven't heard this one either. Great. Awesome. I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it's fine.

You're going to nail it. This is just the example. Brie, take the car lead on this song. Figure out where we're going. Good enough. Yeah, I'll take that. That's absolutely sweet as. Hey! That's how the game works.

The first person to take it on is Fiona. No pressure, mate. No pressure. Hi, Fee. Hi, guys. You know your Hi, Fi. Hi, guys. You know your car lead? Oh, not really. Well, probably not the best game for you, but hey, Fi,

hopefully somewhere in your brain you've retained some of these lyrics, okay? Yes. Listening carefully, here comes your song, Fiona, take the Car Lead, on this. Oh, so won't you send me? Come on, Fi. Give it to her one more time, one more time. Can you hear it?

Can you hear the song, Fiona? No, I can't. Why not? Sorry, I'm just stuck in peak hour traffic. Okay, alright. Turn your phone up. We're going to give you one more chance and if we can't get this, we're going to have to go somewhere else. Here we go.

Oh, so won't you send me give, send me your location. Nice work, Faye. Not the smoothest job anybody's Give me your location. We'll take it. Nice work, Fee. Not the smoothest job anybody's ever done, but it's good enough. You've got two tickets.

Well done. Thank you, guys. No problem. I'm stoked for you, Fee. You'll love it. I didn't think she was going to get there, but she came through with the goods. The pressure in the moment will get to you. We're going to play that every day at 5 o'clock on this show. How cool.

Carly tickets for everyone. Full details for the second show that's now available are online now. ZM online if you need the Carly details. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. My wife, Lucy, is pregnant. We're having our first baby in July. Yes.

So we will soon have like a plan in place for when the labour kicks in and we have to get to the hospital, right? Yeah, the emergency plan. You want to go in prepared. I've seen a woman's water break before. Have you? Yeah, when I was about 16, it was terrifying. Really? Is there much water? Yeah.

Is it like a big wee? She was wearing grey tights. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Maybe she was wearing them on purpose so she knew. Or maybe she just wet herself and she just didn't want to admit that. Oh, you can do that when you're pregnant. You can get away with a lot. Yeah, you're allowed.

I put up a meme on my Instagram last week and I replaced the name so that it made it about me and my wife Lucy. And it says, Lucy, I'm going into labour me when Lucy now me Jesus Christ Lucy I just made this plate of nachos I was like ha ha ha that's funny right I have been overwhelmed with responses from women who have said you laugh but my husband reacted in the worst possible way when I went into labour that it makes me question our whole relationship. Because the reaction you want from your partner is, great, stay where you are. I'm coming now.

I'm on it. I'll take you. Everything's under control. Get the bag that we've packed. It's all going to be okay. Stay calm. Yes. We got this.

Exactly. I have compiled my favourite responses from women who have given birth and the way that their man dealt with it, and I've had it voiced. They couldn't be read out by me. You have to hear this in a woman's voice. Okay. So I've had these voiced by ladies around ZM, and these are real responses by New Zealand men.

When I told my partner I thought I was in labour, he was playing Fortnite at the time and I hear, I think the missus is having the baby now, I should probably go boys. They're still together. How? Another. My dad was driving my mum to the hospital but he was driving like

a grandma so my mum yelled at him until he sped up but then a stoplight turned red so he slammed on the brakes and I popped out on the safe. I love the language. Popped out. Imagine that. Have you seen that video of that woman giving birth in traffic?

No. And the guy's driving and filming her. Not all that safe. And he's just like, you're doing well. He's so calm. And she's like, oh, and the baby's out. In that one where dad slams on the brakes, I wonder if she was grateful because it sped up the process, right?

Boom. She wasn't in labour for so long. Hopefully you've got clean calf mats in your car. Another. I was in labour and told my partner it was time to go. He replied, hang on, I just need to feed out silage to the cows and set up the shed for milking. Once we got in the car, he insisted on stopping at McDonald's on the way because he wasn't going to get food for a while. The nerve, I tell ya. Priorities, bro.

I get it, the cows need to eat. Do you get it though? Yeah. Can I just say, yeah, that's coming from you, a man. That's not about to push an eight pound watermelon sized thing out your poofa. I just love the way he's gone. He's gone, alright, my wife is having our baby. What do I need to deal with?

Well, cows first. Then I'm going to need some snacks for myself. I'd strangle him. And then we'll get around to this baby thing. These are real responses from New Zealand women about how their partner dealt with them going into labour. I told Matt at midnight I was going to labour and he said, I'm going back to bed because I'll need my sleep.

At 7am, Matt got up, did all of our washing, including bed sheets. He remade the bed and went to the supermarket to buy himself snacks. Again, snacks, it's a running theme with Kiwi men. Well done, Matt. Kia kaha. My husband continued to mow the lawns until the job was done. He also said, we're taking your car because mine is too nice, despite the fact his has leather, wipeable seats. I get that, you don't want baby goo on your nice leather seats, right?

Two more, two more, two more. My hubby was hungover and after a huge contraction that had me screaming and moaning and making exorcism noises, he asked the midwife for a paracetamol as his head was hurting. Oh, bro. Mate, do you have a death wish? And this is the last one. These are real stories sent to my DMs on Instagram from ladies when they went into labour.

My water broke and my husband said, oh shit, I haven't had any dinner. Winner. Have you learnt something here, mate? Yeah, quite a bit. Pack a bag of snacks for myself before the big day arrives because this is going to be hard on me. You arsehole.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. You call us up, we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday, then we listen to a couple and we pick our favourite one. We're coming off a hot Friday birthday banger, Ricky Martin, which beat out Will Smith, Men in Black. And there was another good song in the mix too, I think.

It was huge. So no pressure, Michael. We're looking for a good one. Good morning, guys. Hello, Mick. Good morning. Hey, it's a Monday. We'll take it, Mick.

What's your birthday? 19th of June, 84. Okay, Michael, you were 16 in 2002 on the 19th of June. And back in the early 2000s, this topped the charts. Vintage Ashanti without Fat Joe or Ja Rule, you get Foolish. How do you feel about that? I'll take it, no problem at all. You'll take it? It's a nice song.

Cool. Okay, let's go to Richard. Hey, Richard. Hi, Rich. Hey, guys, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 16th of Hey, Richard. Hi, Rich. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 16th of April, 1978.

Okay, Richard, you were 16 in 1994 on the 16th of April, and this is your birthday banger. Now, Rich, I've never met you, but listening to your voice, this sounds like your kind of song. Yeah, I used to listen to Jam Long Day Space. This is a tune. Hey, it's a good 80s throwback. Yeah.

80s or 90s? 90s, I think. I meant 90s. It's a Monday. It's a long one. Good morning. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abs.

Hi. What's your birthday, Abby? The 11th of the 3rd, 94. Okay, Abby, you were 16 in 2010 on the 11th of March, and on that day, this was number one. Hey! I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee. Oh.

This is when the black eyed peas were so big and they started to get quite weird. This is my favourite song to crop to, Abby. Yeah. Do you like it? It could be worse. It could be worse. Hey, I don't mind that song. It's a banger.

It's a banger, yeah. Okay, I don't mind it either. Is it the best of those three? Is it better than Ashanti and Ace of Base? I'm just thinking of what I'd like to hear on a Monday afternoon. Yeah. Maybe for a bit of a pick-me-up. Yeah.

Getting home. A bit of energy. I've still got to cook dinner, maybe deal with some children. Do you? Who are you? I'm just saying. I'm trying to think of the person in the car. Oh, right.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm voting Black Eyed Peas. Are you? Yeah. I'm voting Ace of Base. That's fair.

I like that song too. Okay. Which producer is going to give us a decisive answer today? I think it's producer Ben's turn. I think it's producer Ben. It goes to you. When we can't make a decision, when it's a stalemate, it goes to the producers.

Ben, which song are we playing today? Because I enjoyed Breeze Crumping so much. Yeah. And that energy. Yeah. I'm going to go Black Eyed Peas. You're going to go Black Eyed Peas. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I think you're all missing a trick with Ace of Base, but here we go. No regrets. Abby, you win, okay. I think you're all missing a trick with Ace of Base, but here we go. No regrets. Abby, you win, mate. Well done. Awesome.

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Come join my festivities Celebrate like I'ma be I'ma be, I'ma be Love it. I'ma be It's birthday banger, ZM, Bree and Clint. The Black Eyed Peas, which was number one on what date? That was 2010.

2010. On the 11th of March. They were unstoppable back in those days. This is unheard of in Birthday Banger. We've never had a glitch like this before, but keen people listening on the text machine have told us that we got Michael's Birthday Banger wrong. Yep, I'll put my hand up

sorry guys that was my bad so have you calculated his 18th birthday by mistake yes so you did 2002 and it should have been 2000

I never get these wrong yeah it should have been the 19th of June 2000 so he didn't win because we pulled up Ashanti Foolish which is good I just need to know

I've got his actual birthday banger here And Michael if you're listening I hope you appreciate this I want to know if it would have changed the result Right, yeah me too Because there is no going back We can't go back Because if it would have

We'll play this song now in full No we can't do that That's not how birthday banger works I'm joking This is Michael's correct Birthday Banger. So. Redo. Redo, guys.

Sorry, Michael. And I love it. You're the person that, you love this song so much and it's your fault it didn't get played. Michael was robbed. Oh, that's tough. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Welcome to the studio, producer Ben. Hey, guys. Or as he likes to call himself, the Usain Bolt of the show. Christchurch White Lightning. That's what I've heard yourself calling yourself. I haven't, but I will now. He reckons he's quick. He reckons he's fast.

He's that mate that everyone has that is a big noter when it comes to sport. He'll be watching cricket. He'll be like, I can bowl faster than that. I probably could if it's a slow bowl. It's not just sport. He brags about everything. He reckons he's amazing at the trumpet. He reckons he can play any song, give him any song song and he can play it on the trumpet. Is that true?

Give me a day. Last week he came to us with a big proposition that he could beat the world high school 100 metre record. Without being told that kid's time or age. Yeah, exactly. That's my point, mate. You're so arrogant, you don't even need the stats. Straight away, you're like, I could beat that. We took him down to the park to see how he'd go, and this is how he went. Go! And he's away. Oh, he's had a little flip there from the start,

but he is looking good. He is giving it everything. He looks really sturdy. Maybe a bit too stocky for a sprinter. Powerful thighs. Very powerful thighs. He is looking good over the a bit too stocky for a sprinter. Powerful thighs. Very powerful thighs. He is looking good over the distance. It's about 80 metres now.

He's just about to finish. Is it? Oh, it's a lunge at the end. And got him. The high school record was... I think nine point something. And your time was 13.8. Killed it.

So... But I was on grass. It was wet. I slept. It was unfair. This. Killed it. But I was on grass. It was wet. I slipped. It was unfair. This is all we have heard over the last four days is why he reckons he was robbed. It wasn't exactly 100 metres. I didn't get the right kind of footwear.

You measured it out with your feet. There wasn't an official timer. I wasn't wearing spikes. Whether you think that's going to shave four seconds off your time or not, I don't know. But we've heard your incessant complaining. And you know what? In the spirit of the show and in spirit of fairness, I agree with him.

You agree there was unfair conditions? Yeah, maybe a little bit. Thank you, Bruce. Maybe a little bit. Got a new challenge for you. How about another world record? Yep. How about a world record that a New Zealander've got a new challenge for you. How about another world record? Yep.

How about a world record that a New Zealander holds, a Kiwi legend? How about Liam Malone's Paralympic 100 metre record? Now, before you respond, we will give you a controlled environment. We'll take you to an actual official athletic track. It'll be exactly 100 metres. That'll bring back memories for me. We'll use a proper stopwatch and not just an iPhone.

That's good. Plus, Liam Malone will be the timekeeper. Also, though, I know that sounds daunting because he is such a Kiwi legend, he can give you tips. Oh, yep. Do I get to, when are we doing it? Well, maybe Thursday. So you've got like three days to get ready.

How does that sound? You could train, you could do some elastic band training, some sprints, whatever you need to get ready. Liam prepared his whole life, but three days, I mean, can you do it? No, probably not. Hey, you know what? Let's be real. Liam's record would be untouchable for you.

But it's going to be so much fun if you try. And I just want to see an improvement. Yeah, actually, yeah. That's your real chance here. Exactly. I want to see you under 13. Let's put the 13.8 in the bin. Yes.

Yeah. Further, farther, faster, whatever it is, man. No. Yeah. And if you get it, here's, okay, if Whatever it is man No Yeah And if you get it Okay if you get it I'll talk to Liam And if you get it

You can get the Olympic rings tattooed on your body Oh yes I reckon it'd look really good on your lower back Yeah What if I beat And what if I beat his time You get the tattoo Listen to him

He actually thinks he's going to Mate you should lock that in Yeah deal Oh deal Yeah You're on You beat You beat Liam Malone to him. He actually thinks he's going to charm. Mate, you should lock that in. Yeah, deal. Yeah. Oh, deal. Yeah. You're on. You beat Liam Malone. As if you're going to come close.

Paralympic world record. But after that bet's been made. I'll get whatever tattoo you want. After that bet's been made, I'm really in Ben's corner. ZDM Spree and Clint. The podcast. If you're in the market for a new job, maybe you thought, I'm over this job that I'm doing. I need something fresh.

Yeah, I'm listening. That's fair. I have given it to you a lot lately. This could be for you. How does it sound as a job that you could just lay in spas all day? Oh, yeah. yeah, yeah. Yes or no? Worried about prune fingers.

You know when you get them and they just don't go away? What is it about prune fingers? One, I don't understand what they are at all. And two, you can take your fingers out of the spa and it still doesn't go away. Doesn't it mean your body's dehydrated? Is that what you mean? Ew, that's gross.

You actually are going like a raisin. Yeah, I don't know. I think that's what it means. We should look into that. In theory, say I'm keen. Tell me more about the job. So there is a spa company, a spa and hot tub company called the Spa Seekers who are looking for someone to spend the

summer getting pampered, testing hot tubs and laying in luxury spas around the UK. Feels like more of a winter job, but yeah, cool. I'm still listening. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Yeah. Because I mean, every spa is hot.

Yeah. Have you ever gotten an ear infection from a spa? Nah, I've got a different kind of infection from a spa, Paul. Why? It's called hot tub folliculitis. And it's a, it's, no, this is real. This is real. It's an infection that goes in through your hair follicles,

hence the follicular bit, and your whole body comes out in red dots, and it comes from not cleaning your spa pool often enough. Ew! And we got, this is even more disgusting, we got it, we rented a house on Airbnb, and they told us the spa pool was clean, and all eight of us who used the spa pool

came home with hot tub folliculitis. Yuck. Yeah. That's yuck. That is so off. You've just turned me off going in a spa ever again. Well, you can't trust other people's spas. That's the thing.

You need to know who cleaned it. It needs fresh water. You've got to scrub the thing because you're literally, it's literally, a spa pool is human soup. scrub the thing because you're literally a spa pool is human soap. You are bathing in other people's boiled skin cells and sweat and stuff like that. Let's just think about it for a second. Yes, because in a pool obviously

there's quite a big volume of water whereas in a spa, how often does that water get changed? It's like a human sized pot of water constantly on the boil. Ew, that really. We were just speaking about pruney fingers before and why it happens. People on the text machine are very smart, a lot smarter than us.

Someone said prune fingers are the evolutionary aspect to help with grip in wet, slippery conditions. Really? Like some kind of Spider-Man fingers. Actually, there's been four texts. Everyone has said the same thing. Really? Yeah some kind of Spider-Man fingers? Actually, there's been four texts. Everyone has said the same thing. Really? Yeah.

Okay. So I've got a superpower. We're like, isn't that weird? Forget about the hot tub folliculitis. Get me in a spa pool. I want to see if I can then climb a wall like Spider-Man after that with my grippy fingers. Hey, I'm going to be keen to watch. Brie and Clint, the podcast. podcast zm will get very defensive about

their diets and that's fine but as there's more and more like evidence that comes forward about the impact of eating too much meat and also like the environmental impact of meat um the world is starting to look for alternatives is that fair yeah yeah there's a study that's come out of the University of Queensland in Brisbane. I went to that uni. Did you? Yep. Okay. Your alma mater have come forward with a meat alternative.

Not a very good uni, to be honest. I'm just joking. Well, no, that could dictate how well you take their solution, right? So I'm going to put it to our panel of meat eaters, you, Brie, producer Ali, good afternoon. Good afternoon. And producer Ben,

good afternoon. Afternoon. Now it needs to be stated that Ali is a standard meat consumer. You're on the lighter side. You probably have meat two or three times a week. Yeah. And producer Ben has meat every meal of every day.

If I can. So they're suggesting that in the future uh your sausages could be stuffed with maggots oh what the actual insects insects like locusts crickets and yes maggots contain the protein element that you need from meat. And so they'll chuck them into a big old mincer, and they'll mince up the insects. And then they'll put some sausage-y flavouring in there, like sage or whatever. Have you put it in a sausage?

Oh, because sage is going to cover that. Yeah. And then squirt it into a sausage tube. And your meat alternative, it's still meat. It's still actual meat. Is it still meat? Could be made from maggots. Well, that's up meat, it's still actual meat. Is it still meat? Could be made from maggots. Well, that's up to you.

Discuss. Ooh. That is disgusting. To be honest, I'm someone who I try and not eat hardly any meat through the week just because I want to eat less. Yeah. But I don't swap it out for alternatives. Like I don't want to eat a meat alternative,

something that's been made to taste and feel like meat. Yeah, sure. You'll just have veggies. I'll have veggies and rice and other kind of legumes and other stuff. Yeah, but for your weekend treat. Like, imagine you go to Bunnings and you could opt for a maggot sausage. Would you take it? What do you guys feel about that?

I'd probably give it a try. Can I say I've actually eaten a cricket before? Yeah. When I went to Thailand, they have cricket farms over there. Oh, they barbecue them, eh? They taste like vomit. Yeah, but that might just be the way it's prepared. You could have yuck sausages too.

It might all be down to the seasoning. I'm taking it to no from you. That's a no from me. And it's a yes. I'm interested from producer B. Yeah, I'll give it a try. Don't lie. They're just more meat.

You're just crushing up more meat. Yeah. I don't know. I probably wouldn't, but I'd want to give it a try and then say a firm no. Yeah. Okay. And then producer Ellie, are you interested in a maggot sausage? To be honest, it's made me think about what actually is an animal sausage, if I can disguise

that. Oh, God. Hey, chicken nuggets are in the same boat. Well, make up your mind fast, everybody, because they're on the way to a sausage sizzle near you. That's maggot sausage brought to you by Breeze University, the University of Queensland. I'm going to come out and say this at the start of this.

This break might be adults only. Yeah, I think it's adults only. It's not like there's nothing wrong with it, but there's topics in there that may be... This break is real boring, so kids won't want to listen to it. Yeah, it's dumb. There's nothing cool in here at all. It concerns what I believe to be the weirdest text message

we've ever received. So here at the radio station, you've probably heard us say before you can text us on 9696. And we love getting messages. Yeah, so anyone who has got a phone can text us into the show and we actually read those texts. This one came in unsolicited. It wasn't to do with a phone topic that we were doing. We just got this last week.

And I have not stopped thinking about it. So, have a listen. This is the message us girls love listening to you guys at work but i was hoping that you could do what fletch does and say the time more often we work in a brothel and listen to you guys in the rooms but this way we don't have to keep checking the clocks between positions and ruining the fantasy. Lol. At least this way we can tell time by lengths of songs.

Lol. Is that true? Whoa. Is that real? Let's say that it is. I don't know if it's real or not. I just assume that it's real. I don't have any reason to question it.

They never text in and they're like, gotcha, anything like that. But we also haven't responded to this message. No. If it is real, how strange is the concept that people are listening to us while they're doing that kind of thing? Oh yeah, I didn't even think

about that. Imagine you're in there and you're doing your indoor gardening and your voice is in the background, And your voice is in the background. Or my voice is in the background. Or birthday bang is in the background. And in the middle of the intimate thing that you're doing, gardening obviously, you go, oh, not that song.

Or something like that. Weird, eh? Like, oh, not Taylor Swift. Again. Weird. Weird. And then also. Because think about it. Yeah. Again. Mm. Weird. Weird. And then also. Because think about it.

Yeah. Musicians have this happen to them all the time. What? Oh, I've got a playlist. A music playlist. Oh, I see. Yeah. Like that happens to them.

Oh, yeah, but they know it. Yeah. So for someone like Usher, if you're like, I've got a weird thing to tell you, bro, I put on your album in the bedroom, he'd go, that's the ultimate compliment for Usher. That's what it was made for. Yeah, baby. He does sexy songs, whereas we're talking about, you know, I don't know, Game of Thrones or something weird. Yeah, exactly.

So, on the face of it, if it is real, sure, I can absolutely say, if it would help you in your job, I can absolutely start saying the time a little bit more often. In fact, it's quarter past six. Should we call them? Yeah, we can call them, yeah. And find six. Should we call them? Yeah, we can call them. And find out what else we can do? Yeah, probably have to call them off air just in case they're in the middle of an appointment. How about tomorrow we try and call them? Yeah.

And just to see if there's anything else that they would like. Sure, how can we better service their needs? Exactly. They're long-term listeners. how can we better service their needs? Exactly. They're long-term listeners. They like to listen for long periods of time. Yeah. Is there any particular topics they would like? Yeah, that's good too.

Yeah, a bit of market research. We can do that. Also, if you, like these people, listen to our show in a weird place, we'd love to know about it. Yeah. 9696, if you listen to ZM, and our show specifically,

in a strange place Like imagine if we're being listened to In a crematorium at the moment Or like when someone's embalming someone Yeah 9696 Let us know And we'll call the brothel tomorrow

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