ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 6th 2020

Episode Date: May 6, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where we are eating chips. Or if you're listening in the UK, we're eating crisps. Crisps. Americans call them chips, eh? Crisps, I'm pretty sure. Really? I think so. But then they call their chips fries.

Yeah. So do they have chips? God, there's so much to learn about that country. What a shame we can never go back. Yeah. You know? Have you thought about that? That you're probably not going on overseas holidays anymore?

Ever. Or until they find this vaccine. Do you know, this is terrifying, that today they found a version of the coronavirus, the current one, COVID, that has mutated to become more infectious and you can catch it more than once oh like the flu because everyone's like well at least if i get coronavirus i'll be immune and then i can't get it and i can

go out there and i'll be like a superhuman one of the early immune people and now there's a version of it which can reinfect you so god way to start the podcast With the pep I know right I know Did you also see What they're doing Because obviously At some point Airports are going to

Have to open Yeah Are you right Sorry At some point Airports are going to Have to open And you know

They can only Take people's Temperatures so much And do the tests And whatever So they're currently Developing Not developing They're currently developing, not developing, they're currently training dogs to be able to sniff out the virus.

Whoa, Corona dogs. Corona dogs. God, dogs can do it all, can't they? Yep. Except open jars, and that's where we beat them. Ha-ha, suck on that, dogs. You work for us now. But, yeah, so they're going to have these dogs that can smell coronavirus there's dogs that can smell cancer i know they're amazing yeah that's incredible

there are dogs that can smell explosives dogs that can smell drugs and then you look at your dog what can your dog do shit on the floor exactly it's from this elite species of creatures who have the most incredible senses and your dog just chases its own tail and humps the leg of the couch. Because they're the most joyous thing in the whole world. I want to ask producers, does any of you guys, every time you walk through customs, you know in Auckland airport, there's always sniffer dogs there. Always. Yeah.

Does any of you Ever just shit yourself And be like What if he sits down Like I'm Oh I do I do every time Even though I'm not guilty I'm like

Same When we went to LA And someone in the team Bought CBD Lollies Who was Who was scared That they were still in their bag

Oh that's right It wasn't me But I was very terrified Right Right Cause And we had the conversation We were like Wait wait wait Is CBD illegal Oh that's right It wasn't me But I was very terrified Right Right And we had the conversation We were like Wait wait wait

Is CBD illegal Because it's not THC Is CBD illegal Exactly There was only two members Spoiler alert I think it's illegal There was only two members

Of the show Who took those in LA And we will not Name those people No we will not No we won't It was Clinton Ben Had a great time.

CBD. Chicken, bacon. Deluxe. That's what we have. I've got so many chips, I'm doing a goddamn podcast. Have you guys ever had CBFs? Can't be fucked. Anyway.

Oh, we joke. We're gonna go Yeah I've got work to do We've both got some more work to do Before we go home And we've gotta record some stuff And we've gotta record some stuff God our life is hard

Oh Feel sorry for us Tough being an essential service man Send us money to To Graham Street Yeah Give a little forward slash We need more chips.

See you guys tomorrow. Bye, guys. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Hi, everybody. Good afternoon. Brie and Clint. Clint, I just wanted, one. Hi, everybody. Good afternoon. Bree and Clint. Clint, I just wanted to make sure you're okay. Don't. You've been limping.

Don't. You've been struggling. That is personal information that I've shared with you, okay? From memory, when Producer Ben had this same issue. No, and he said you should talk about it on the radio. He didn't want that. What are you doing? But we want that. What are you doing? But we did discuss.

What are you doing? You guys share a similar illness. Yeah, we do. Yeah. Are you going to disclose my personal health information on the radio? Yeah, we both love and miss sports. Yeah, that's it. We've been talking about it all day,

and we told you not to talk about it on air because we're not ready. Yeah. I mean, to be honest, this is where we're at now because we've talked about something. So people are either going to assume... The worst or the best. The worst? I don't care.

You'd rather them assume. Yeah, you can assume. Okay. You're not saying the name of my condition on the radio. It rhymes with Trump. No! How's everybody going? Now that's out of the way.

I'm starting to really regret the gift that I gave you now, the gift of giving me a haircut, which is happening tomorrow. That's tomorrow's big mission. Yes. After the show, actually about 6 o'clock, we're going to live stream my haircut. And this afternoon we're going to get you some real practice. We're going to get you on the tools.

Am I going to practice on someone? You're going to practice. Okay. You're going to practice, that's what we'll say, and you're going to do it very shortly. I was wondering if there's anyone out there listening who has performed an isolation haircut on someone in their bubble. Surely.

I've been seeing them on social media, the disaster stories. But don't let that detour you. Have you given your boyfriend a trim? Have you given your girlfriend a fringe? Maybe a colour. We'd love people with experience in lockdown haircuts to give us a call right now on 0800DIALS.M. And what you will do is you will offer words of advice

or words of warning to Bree before she embarks on her first ever haircut. Are you sure you want to hear from these people? No, I want you to hear from them. Okay. I want you to hear from them because forewarned is forearmed. Okay?

Right. I don't know what that means, but I'm going to pretend. It means let's get you all the info you can. Gotcha. If you've done it, call us now. 0800 DALES at M. We want to talk to you.

And next, you're going to get some real life haircut practice in on the show. I need this. I need it bad. Back in a moment. Bree and Clint at M. Bree and Clint. We're on the countdown. I need this. I need it bad. Back in a moment. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. We're on the countdown, New Zealand.

Not to level two, to the day that I can have a haircut. There is about 28. How does hours work? 26 hours. Yep, the countdown is on. How long since you've had a haircut? Probably verging on two and a half months now, two months.

Are you surviving? No, and that's why I've brought you in. And that's why I've said, Bree, there's a job that needs doing and you're the woman for the job in my eyes. Do you think I'm your best option at this point? I had to ask my wife for permission. What did your wife say? She said, go for it.

I knew she'd be like that. She said, you've got lots of hats. You'll be okay. I've given you clear direction. I've given you a picture of what I want. You're going to perform the art green on me. Yes. Because.

Hot damn. Hot damn. And that's what I want to look like. See, that's what you've made your first mistake there. Why? Because people always go into the hairdresser with someone super attractive. Yeah, that's what they want. And they're like, I want this.

Yeah, that's what I want. Do you actually want that style or do you just want to look like him? What's the difference? I don't know what the difference is. I thought before we get you some real life practice, let's get some advice from people who have performed lockdown haircuts. JP, whose hair did you cut? I've cut three people's hair and two workmates and one person at home.

Two workmates, one at home. Are you a hairdresser? No. Do you have any experience, JP? Not with human heads, no. Okay, what's the feedback been like for your haircuts? Oh, it's not bad. The trick is just go long

Go long And then work your way down to short Right, because if you cut too short straight away You're a stuffed kumara, yeah You can't cut the hair back off If you're cutting his hair, cut it off, it's okay, it'll grow back No, JP, no, you've been brought on here for help, okay? Constructive feedback, not destructive No, that's a good point, JP, and, JP. No, you've been brought on here for help, okay? Constructive feedback, not destructive.

No, that's a good point, JP, and I will take that on board. Actually, can we bring in the model? Let's bring in the model while we... What's the model? It's who you're going to be practising on. Oh, my God. The model is producer Ben in a wig, and he's going to sit down. He looks like Steve Irwin.

Please sit in proximity of Bree, and I'll hand you some scissors, Bree. All right. There you go. There's some scissors for you. Oh, am I going to cut his hair right now? Yeah, go for it. Natalia, you're here. Bree actually has scissors in her hand.

Whose hair have you cut? I cut my daughter's hair. Okay. Right, and how'd it go? Well, we went through about four pairs of scissors until we found a pair that actually worked. Right. Right. So the scissors I've given you, Brie, are from our friends at Maloney's Barbershop. They look

really nice. They're good quality hair cutting scissors. Well, they might work. Yeah. Might be better than the home craft scissors you guys use, Natalia. Oh, yes. She's using safety snips. I'm thinking for Producer Ben's haircut, I'd like... Producer Ellie, do we have a bowl?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's no bowl. You're practising the art green. Okay, I want you to practise the art green. Well, I just think he'd look good with a bowl cut. It doesn't matter. This is what you need to understand as a hairdresser. It doesn't matter what you think, okay?

It's what the client thinks. That's the only thing that matters. I thought it was the hairdresser's always right. No, that is not how it works. Finally, Suzanne, whose hair have you cut? I've cut my own. You cut your own hair in lockdown? Yes.

Right. And how did that go? Very good. Right. Were you satisfied with the process? Yep. Okay. Everybody commented how nice it looks and, yeah.

Okay. Oh, that's good feedback. Cut it looking in a mirror. Yeah. And I got my partner to cut the long, straggly bit off the back and even it up. But the top, I just put up on my fingers and cut it with scissors. What's your advice for Bree,

who is currently cutting in a shockingly straight fringe into Producer Ben's wig? That's the last thing she does, not the first thing. Yeah, the fringe is the last thing. Hairdressers always start at the top or the back. Actually, they do the sides. They bring the sides up first. Where I trained at the hairdressing school of Thomas L,

this is how we did it. Right, okay. Well, you've done everything you can, Susan. Thank you for your advice. Okay, thank you. Good luck. It is what it is, New Zealand. What do you think about that? No, it looks shocking.

He looks like one of those awkward family photo kids. Well, I only had literally two minutes and I need to even it up. You've got time, but you've got some more time on, Ben. Okay, cool. In fact, let's live stream this to Instagram. You'll warm up, okay? It'll be on the Bree and Clint Instagram in

a couple of minutes. It's going pretty well. Bree's hair salon is open for business. Producer Ben has just received the first trial haircut. I'm calling it Bree's Ratchet Salon. Bree's Ratchet Salon. It's not Ratchet. Ratchet. Oh, Ratchet.

I found out a lot about Producer Ben whilst cutting his hair. You do get to know your client. Yeah, he's dating someone. It's going well. Yeah. Yeah, he's been to a few movies lately in his bedroom. Yeah, right. Yeah, nice.

Yeah, because he hasn't been able to go out. Yeah, lockdown, yeah. So this is practice for when Bree cuts my real hair tomorrow. We're practicing on Ben who's wearing a wig. Can I ask you first of all Ben as the client how did you find the experience? I feel quite itchy already. She has let the hair drop all over my face

and hasn't done a great job of wiping it off. Using a lot of water when you're spraying it so I'm quite cold already. But otherwise very good. Did you see some skills that you thought not bad. I saw a bit of finesse.

Okay. Maybe a bit too much finesse with the scissors. Unnecessary. A lot of like flicks. Like the scissors were like a diving seagull going into the ocean. Or a delicious fish. See, I'll take that on board and I agree with you. Need to be shorter.

Yeah, I think just more controlled. Minimal movement. Because straight after that came the comment, crikey, these scissors are very sharp. Yeah, I need to be probably a little bit more careful, I think just more controlled. Minimal movement. Because straight after that came the comment, crikey, these scissors are very sharp. Yeah, I need to be probably a little bit more careful, I think. Okay, well, that ends your practice. I think that's given me confidence. Has it given you confidence?

He's not bleeding. So that's good. Yeah, that's good. But we didn't use the clippers. There is a huge chunk missing. Now that he's swiveling, there is a huge chunk missing out of the back of his... In fairness, it's a fake wig.

Yeah, but it's a real-life situation. But to be honest... The closer she's going to get. But to be honest, I did make a whoopsie back there, so... Sorry, we're just vacuuming up the hair. Yeah, that'll do. That'll do. That'll do.

That'll do. Just getting the rest of Ben's hair. That'll do. I'll just pull the plug. It's fine. There we go. We're good? I'd love to vacuum. We're good. Okay, we're clean. All the wig hair is off the ground. You see Jacinda Ardern posted on Instagram today.

Excuse me for calling her on first name basis. That is so rude. Did you see the Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, posted on Instagram today? Why is it only when you are the furthest you could possibly be from a change of clothes before you notice that you have nappy cream on you? I want to see the picture. I haven't seen it.

This is her blazer. And I assume it's the blazer she would have been planning to wear for the 1 p.m. briefing today. Right. And right on the lapel, it's got a big smear of, Lucy and I call that booty cream. Booty cream. Yeah. So it's to avoid nappy rash, right? Yeah.

It's for all kinds of things. Yeah. And she has some on her parliamentary blazer. I mean, look, in terms of, you know, the colour of the blazer to the colour of the cream, not ideal. No, it's white on maroon. Yeah. Yeah. Very noticeable. Oh, I see see A white stain never

A white stain Probably one of the worst stains And of course we're talking about toothpaste Yes However This very relatable experience That our Prime Minister has been through Has inspired a brand new game

Please let me know Tell me What's that stain right there There on your shirt What's that stain Is it a piece of dirt We want to know New New Zealand, what's your stain? Are you wearing something at the moment and you've looked down today and you've gone, oh, I've got a bloody thing on my thing?

You know what else I'd like to know, Clint? I want to know from people, is there a particular item of clothing that has a real bad stain, but they just can't bring themselves to get rid of it? Yeah, right, okay. Did you drop a bite of chicken on your wedding dress on the way home from your wedding? Yeah. We'd love to know from you this afternoon.

Just like the Prime Minister, who today is rocking nappy cream on her blazer. Which, yeah, we want to know from you guys. I mean, I think expert level stain, we're talking white jeans or white top and maybe like, you know, a real bright colour. Yeah, okay. That's expert level. We'd love to know if you've got a stain on you right now, okay? Are you wearing a stain and what is it? Call up and let us know if what's that stain is a good idea for a radio game. We'll know very quickly.

We will. We'll know very quickly. 0800 dials at M or you can text your stain to 9696. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern got 87,000 likes on an Instagram photo of a stain on her blazer this morning.

Yeah, I just, you know, I didn't realise she had one million followers on Instagram. She's cracked a million, yeah. That doesn't surprise me. I just didn't know. I didn't realise she had one million followers on Instagram. She's cracked a million, yeah. That doesn't surprise me. I just didn't know. Yeah, she honestly could charge so much for a sponsored post.

Yeah, can you imagine? Yeah. What would she be good at fronting? Fitness shakes. Yeah. For sure. Any kind of vitamin. I'd be like, whatever vitamin she's on, that's what I want.

She definitely could front a blazer campaign. She could. Yeah. And also, she gets royalties from this new competition that we've launched. Please let me know. Tell me what's that stain right there, there on your shirt. What's that stain? Is it a piece

of dirt? To celebrate Jacinda Ardern and her blazer with nappy cream on it, we're playing What's That Stain? You call us and tell us the stain that you're wearing at the moment. Pretty simple game. First person here is Anton. G'day, Anton.

Hello, Anton. G'day, how's it going? Good, thank you. Always dangerous going to a man in the stain competition, but no, tell us. Anton, what's that stain? Got a bit of nice neon green zinc on my white shirt. Oh.

How did that come about? I don't know. I must have wiped my face or something, eh? I got a bit of nice neon green zinc on my white shirt. Oh. It was just for summer. How did that come about? I don't know. I must have wiped my face or something, eh? Why are you wearing zinc? I don't know. I think I messed my shirt. I go, oh, it's like a neon green six-pack shirt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why are you wearing... And I had the neon green huffer shorts and the neon green hook. Oh. Awesome. Neon green nighties I was actually wearing. It was an actual look you were completing then. Yep, I had to follow the Mrs. Ellis, you know, on my own.

Fair enough. Okay, thanks, Anton. Thanks for playing What's That Stain? Let's go to Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi. Have you got a stain that you want to tell us about? Yeah, sure.

So it's not today, but last week I went into work for a meeting and I was wearing a white dress and I think there was some old leftover chocolate sitting like that had melted onto the seat and it looked like I had shit myself.

Oh no, Steph. Wait, this is the worst part. At what point did you realise? Yeah, did someone tell you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. One of my colleagues told me like half an hour

after I'd gotten up and been walking around. The worst bit is you'll go, no, no, no, it's chocolate. And you'll like scratch a bit off and put it in your mouth. And everyone will go, yuck. That's exactly what happened. Oh, God, Steph.

All right. Not a good day for you. But you should have put it on Instagram. This is what we're learning. It's very relatable. Prime Minister's doing it. You should have put your shit stain on Instagram. Yeah, damn. All for the gram.

All for the gram. Very relatable. Okay. Do we call that stain a success? What's that stain? Yeah, absolutely. Put that in for a radio award. Done. Boom. Yeah, fantastic. I mean, everyone's been talking about takeaways for the last week

and a bit, haven't we? Not just talking about them. Getting them. Getting them. That's the best bit. We've been talking about takeaways for the last week and a bit, haven't we? Not just talking about them. Getting them. Getting them. That's the best part. We've been talking about them for a month. Now we can talk about them and then go, should we go get some? Yeah, well, we can. We can.

Which is a nice bit of a reward considering we spent, you know, however many weeks without them. But, um... God, we're soft, eh? We are so soft. It's actually ridiculous that this is the thing we're all getting excited about. But what was the article that came out today? And it was talking about how much takeaway Kiwis have eaten. So in the seven days since takeaways became available,

New Zealanders have eaten five times the amount of takeaways they would normally eat in a week. That's why all those McDonald's literally got sold out. And KFC, I'm sure, were doing the same thing. So if you're twice a week, that means on average you're having it ten times a week in that first week. And some people will be having it more than others. Like we had it twice.

I think we had it twice too. So someone had to eat my other three orders. So someone was having it breakfast, lunch, dinner. Yeah. I mean, you know what? Treat yourself. There's an article out today as well about what exactly people are ordering off Takeaway.

Oh, I'm keen for this. Who's reigning supreme? Who's the biggest? It's quite interesting to me. What do you think before any of this happened, like lockdown and any of that type of stuff, what do you think was the most popular thing people were ordering on on takeaway meccas no what particular food

item though oh burgers yeah that's right burgers is the most popular thing it was the most popular thing okay before or lockdown happened yeah but then since takeaways has started up again there's a new reigning Supreme. Right. Oh, you said Supreme. Can I guess that it's pizza? No, it's not pizza. Damn it. So with a 597% increase,

the top item people are ordering off Takeaways is fish and chops. Really? Yep. Oh, that's kind of lovely. We've gone back to of lovely. Isn't it? We've gone back to our roots. Isn't that nice? Because I guess the message has been support local.

And they're apart from LJ's, who I think are fairly local anyway. They're like small franchises. That's so true because a lot of fish and chip shops are local. Almost all of them are just like a family business. Isn't that nice? Yeah. That's good. It's not big chain stuff.

Oh, I could bloody go some fish and chips. Oh, my God. Yeah, that'd be nice for dinner, actually. You know the thought of fish and chips? And it really gets you. Like a fresh bit of fish. It's nostalgia, too. Some hot, salty chips.

The trick with fish and chips, and I know you know this, but I'll just reiterate it in case I am inspiring you to dinner. Stop the first time you think you've had enough. Stop. And then you'll feel fine. You'll feel fine. You'll feel a longing. And in five minutes, your body will go, oh, I could have a bit more.

Don't have a bit more. A few more chips. Don't have any more. Because if you go back and then in five minutes' time, you go, oh, I shouldn't need any more. I'm going to do much. Oh, there's your tummy. Do you guys call them scallops?

You can get scallops, yeah. Potato scallops? What do you call them? Oh, potato fritters. Potato fritters. Yeah. Yeah, we call them scallops? You can get scallops, yeah. Potato scallops? What do you call them? Oh, potato fritters. Potato fritters. Yeah. Yeah, we call them scallops. Oh, right.

What do you call scallops? Scallop. Oh, yeah, cool. This is where we try and guess how you got your nickname and the best origin story wins free mobile fuel. Jordan's here. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan.

How's it going? Good, thank you. First of all, what is your nickname? Wookie. Wookie. Wookie? He's a hairy man. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

He's got a hairy back. Hairy. Oh, it's hairy. Or maybe he's hairy and he also looks... Like a Wookie. Like a Wookie. No, he looks like a Wookie because he's hairy. Okay.

Lock it in. And he's perfected that noise because... Because of that reason. It goes with it. Okay, Jordan, do they call you Wookie because you're very hairy? Yeah. Is there more to it? Kind of. It's got a bit of a backstory to it? Kind of

It's got a bit of a back story to it Give us the cliff notes When I was 12 I went swimming with my mates for the first time And I always wore pants First time they ever seen my legs They were like, oh damn, that's some Wookiee legs And every time they seen me

Until now, which I'm 25 They make the Wookiee noise and just refer to me as Wookiee. There you go. So it's because you've got hairy legs. It's because he's a hairy man. I think we were right. Yep, that's good. Let's go to Leroy. Hi, Leroy. Hi. Hey, how you doing, guys? Good, thank you. Good, man. What's your nickname? My nickname's Mario.

Mario. He's Italian. Hey, it's me, Mario. He's Italian. He's Italian or he has a really good moustache and kind of looks like Mario. Or he's a plumber. He could be a plumber. Or. Was Mario in the game a plumber?

He was, wasn't he? Yeah, they're both plumbers. Yeah, they're plumbers. That's why they go down pipes. I reckon Leroy doesn't sound Italian to me. Or, or, or, or he's an indoor go-kart-er. Hey, it's me, Mario. I think that's probably the least likely.

You don't sound Italian. No, I said his name. Oh, right. I think it's because do we go with he's Italian or he's a plumber? Buongiorno, Leroy. Are you an Italian plumber? No. You kind of went over the answer, but you crushed it aside.

Damn it. What is it? Not the go-karting one. No, I tried to grow a beard once, and my moustache was the only thing that grew out. You had a Mario moustache. Right. And it's glorious.

Was it black? Was it a black moustache? Yeah, because I am part Italian. And you are part Italian. Yeah, bonjour. Okay, one more from Susan. Hey, Suze. Hi, Susan.

Hello there. How are you? Good, how are you? What's your nickname? from Susan. Hi, Susan. Hello there. How are you? Good, how are you? We're good. What's your nickname? Really well. It was Jug. J-U-G.

J-U-G. Not jugs? Singular, Jug. No, singular. Singular, not the plural. Okay, singular, Jug. We can't get clean. Maybe.

Yeah, okay, all right. She had a uniboob, and that's why they called her Jug, singular. We had a friend with a uniboob. Oh, seriously. Her nickname was Mono. Oh, I'm wearing a sports bra right now, so I've got a uniboob. Jug. Is it because?

Drinking, drinking related. Is it because she, at the bar, could finish a whole jug of beer really quick? Yeah, you're a weapon on the piss, Susan. That's why they call you Jug. Well, that used to be true when I did drink. However, that is not the reason for the nickname. What is it, Suze? Because I had one ear that stuck out a lot bigger than the other,

and so my brother used to call me Jug. You look like a jug. Because I look like a jug. Yeah, I like that. I think you've got the best origin story. Yeah, I think so too. Suze, we're going to send you some free mobile fuel. Yeah, I like that. I think you've got the best origin story. Yeah, I think so too. Because you win. We're going to send you some free mobile fuel.

Oh, that's awesome. Oh, my God, that's so great. Thank you. Don't share it. Thank you, my brother, for being so mean to me. I was going to say, don't share any of it with your mean brother. Oh, no, no, no way. It's all mine.

Bree and Clint. Before we do this, are the doors locked? I hope so, because I'm... I don't want the Apple Illuminati coming in here and shutting this conversation down. I'm quite worried. If we go off air, you know that we've angered Tim Cook or something. Whoever's the head of Apple these days.

Yeah. Yeah, those guys. Yesterday, Clint, you and I were talking about the news that Apple released where they're talking about updating the iOS system on the phone because people are really struggling using the Face ID because they're wearing face masks. Yeah. And they're talking about the new update,

how it will be able to recognise you and become quicker at opening your phone with the Face ID recognition. It's a really good thing to work on. Yeah, it's great because it already, you know, works on sunglasses and scarves and, you know, that kind of thing. Yep. And then... I find it amazing when it can work,

when any phone's facial recognition thing can work, when you've got Sonny's a hat and you've got some facial hair. It's incredible. And you go, I'm incognito. Yeah, there must be some sort of measurement thing. I'm like that guy from You. Once I put a hat on, you can't recognise me. And yet the phone goes, I know it's you.

Yeah, I'm opening. And I was saying to you, I've always really wanted to test the theory whether or not identical twins can actually open each other's phones using that facial recognition. Yeah, are they identical enough? Yeah. Or did the computer's algorithm, is it able to pick up minute differences that are not visible to the human eye?

So we put the call out yesterday and some of the responses I have been gobsmacked by with people who this has happened to and not necessarily, Clint, identical twins. We've got some twins, but let's start with some sisters first. Heidi, hi. Hi. Hi. Heidi, hi. some sisters first. Heidi, hi. Hi.

Hi. Heidi, hi. Heidi, hi. Heidi, hi. What's happened to you, Heidi? Do you have an identical twin or what's going on? Yeah, so I've got an identical twin and it first started that I could open up to her laptop because her laptop has facial

recognition. Right. And I was on her laptop and she was like, I don't need to put the pin on. I'm like, no, you don't have to open it up. And she's like, do you know my pin? I was like, no, facial recognition

picked me up. Wild. Yeah, okay. And then I got a new phone with facial recognition and it can unlock for her. So it never used to unlock at the start,

but obviously with the algorithm, how it detects to unlock faster for you, it's now picked up Olivia because she can unlock my phone. So I was at work one day and I was making everyone coffee. Her and one of my coworkers opened up my phone and started going through it. Whoa. I was going to ask, has she ever like went behind your back?

And she has. Of course, once. I don't know how many other times. You need to hide, has she ever, like, went behind your back? And she has. Well, I've called her once, and I don't know how many other times. You need to hide your passport, Heidi, because if she gets hold of that, she's going to commit some international crimes. Well, that's very interesting because we had a reply about that as well. Yeah, okay. Yeah, which we'll get to. But let's talk to Tanya, who has messaged us yesterday as well.

Hi, Tanya. Hi. Who can open your face ID? I can actually open my mum's. See that? And do you, in your opinion, Tanya, look like your mum? A little bit, but not identical. Whoa, that's crazy.

Your mum must be so happy with this. She'd love it. Forget the security bits. You know how mums get excited when you're out in public and they go, oh, is this your sister? And they go, oh, stop it. This is the ultimate version of this. Literally. Because there's a robot who thinks that you guys look the same.

Yeah, well, I didn't even like just unlock her phone. I got into her banking as well using Face ID. Whoa! No way, Tanya. You guys must look really similar. Like, what's the age difference? Like 16 years.

Okay, so you're not super, super far. Not too different, no. So you've got quite a young mum then. Yeah. Right, that's wild. Good for mum. That's wonderful. So did you take money or?

No. Sarah's here and Sarah's a twin. Hi. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. So you're an identical twin? Yes.

Okay. I know this is a stupid question, but how identical? Yeah. We've actually had it tested and we're 99.9%. Oh. Is that a thing? Can identical twins get tested for how close they are? Correct.

Yeah. That's incredible. And is that rare to? Can identical twins get tested for how close they are? Correct. That's incredible. And is that rare to be that identical? I don't think so. I think if you're identical, most people would get that sort of result. Yes, I told you it was a stupid question. Yeah, but we didn't know. We're not identical.

Yeah, do you play into it? Do you keep the same hairstyle and similar clothes and that sort of thing? Yeah, we're very similar. We wear the same sort of clothes. When we were in high school, we changed classes a few times. Yeah, a lot of people still don't know which one's which. I could do so much damage

with an identical twin. Yeah, right. Have you ever? Sarah? Yeah, a little bit. We often trick each other, I think. Sorry, we trick other people with it. Any boys, Sarah? Not boys.

But it's an option. Yeah. Girl's option too. Yeah, I was going to say, I thought that's the road you were going down. Oh, right, right. Hey, great. You could literally, so say, you know, if you were busy, but then you've made plans

with someone, you could be like, oh, hey sis, can you just, you know, go on this date with me? Yeah. Yep, that's an option. Great. Yeah. And do you trust your sister? Because we're talking about, this all comes back to the fact that you can unlock each other's face ID. Yeah. And if that's the new, if that's your new fingerprint, your new PIN number,

do you trust your sister? I do. I mean, if it came out when we were a bit younger, I wouldn't trust her at all. Wait, wait, wait. Emma, who we talked to earlier, that's your twin? Wait! No? Oh, what? No. What did the producer say? Oh, wait, oh, wait.

So your twin sister, Sarah, is with you right now in isolation? Oh! Yes. Would you guys Oh my God, they sound right now in isolation. Oh. Yes. Would you guys – oh, my God, they sound exactly the same too. That's creepy. Guys, would you guys be keen? We'd love to actually test the theory on video and film it and see, like, how it all works. Yeah.

Yeah, sure. That would be awesome. Okay, wait there. We'll tee something up and we'll film this. Okay. Yeah. Thanks, guys. No worries. Did. Okay, wait there. We'll tee something up and we'll film this. Okay. Yeah. Thanks, guys. No worries.

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If you'd come over. Yeah. Isn't that pool weather? I mean, indoor pool. Although I talked to Soundkeeper Gary the other night. You had to go and I was cleaning the studio and I accidentally shut down the entire ZM master computer because I was scrubbing the keyboard with a dettol wipe.

No, I managed to keep it on here but it wasn't looking good. And they called Gary, Soundkeeper Gary, just after seven o'clock. And I was like, what are you doing? Why does it sound like

you're in the toilet? And he goes, oh, no, I'm in the spa pool. Oh, that's right. He won that spa pool. Yeah, so he's chilling in a spa pool in the middle of winter. Yeah. How the other half live, I guess. I'd pool. Oh, that's right. He won that spa pool. Yeah, so he's chilling in a spa pool in the middle of winter. Yeah.

How the other half live, I guess. I'd definitely go over to his house. Let's get into Birthday Banger. Morgan's here. Hi, Morgan. Hi, Morgan. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, mate. What's your birthday? We'll do your Birthday Banger. 13th of the 12th, 1990. All right, Morgan. You were 16 in 2006 on the 13th of December. And back in the mid-2000s, this had a number one hit. You must not know about me.

You must not know about me. I could have another you in a minute. When I'm back, he'll be here in a minute. One of the biggest breakup songs of the 2000s. Such a great song. Can you get down with Queen Bee, Morgan? I'm not, you know, super proud of that,

but it's not too bad. Hey, Morgan, people have gotten worse. Have you got a pool, Morgan? No, no. Not yet. You sound like a humble man. We should just ask everyone

just so we can get a good, like, you know, indication. Libby, you got a pool? Oh, no, but I'll take thank you to Gary. He's got a really nice spa, Libby.

It's so lush. Yeah, he does. What's your birthday, Libby? 21st of March, 88. All right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 25th of March. And Libby, this is your birthday banger.

Like the water and soundkeeper Gary's spa pool after the last ZM party he hosted. You get toxic. Apple stuff was nuclear. Yeah, right. How do you feel about Britney as your birthday banger? Is that a good memory? Oh, I can't take Queen B over old Britney. Okay, you would.

Yeah, okay. Fair enough. Her vote's for Beyonce. A little fact about that film clip, Toxic. Yes. The guy that she hooks up with in that, he was on Love Island a couple of years ago. In Toxic?

The guy, the model that she hooks up with, like pretty raunchy. On the aeroplane? On the aeroplane. He was a contestant on Love Island. No, that's Martin Henderson, the New Zealand actor from Shortland Street. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure Toxic is the video that's got Martin Henderson, the Kiwi guy on it.

Because I'm pretty sure this guy came into Love Island. I was on Toxic. Yeah. Maybe there's two guys. Mate, there could be. I'm sure that's the video. We need to do some Googling. There could be two guys, yeah.

We'll figure it out. Stacey, hi. Hi, Stacey. Yeah, hi guys. How are, there could be. I'm sure there's a bit. We need to do some Googling. There could be two guys, yeah. We'll figure it out. Stacey, hi. Hi, Stacey. Yeah, hey, guys. How you going? Good. How are you? Good, thank you.

Have you got a poll? I wish. Yeah. Right. None of us do. That's fine. We will find one. What's your birthday?

9th of August, 86. All right. You were 16 in 2002, Stacey, on the 9th of August. And in 2002, this reached the top of the charts. That's a good birthday banger, Stacey. Do you like it? Classic. Yeah, I'm imagining Soundkeeper Gary singing it when he's going to a spa.

In a spa pool? I think you're right. I can see it. He's got the gold chains on and everything. That's my vote for the winner, by the way. I think that's my vote too. Okay, boom. Stacey, you win birthday beer.

Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you very much. It would be getting hot in Soundkeeper Gary's spa, wouldn't it? We're going to go and find out who the guy in the toxic video is. I'll do some Googling. We'll be back in a second. Zed him. Seht eben. We'll be right back. I need you to get up up on the dance floor. Get that man what he asking for.

Cause I feel like busting loose. And I feel like touching you. And can't nobody stop the juice. So baby tell me what's the use. I said it's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. I want to take my clothes off. Oh it's getting hot in here.

So take off all your clothes here. It's so hot. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. I want to take my clothes off. Why you at the bar if you ain't popping the bottles? Come on, good. It's all the fame if you ain't pushing the bottles. I see you driving.

What's causing you? Ain't hitting a throttle. And I be down. I do a hundred tops down in goggles. Get off the freeway. Exit 106 and parked it. Ashtray. Good day.

Time to smoke it. Gucci collar for a dollar. Got out and walked it. I speak in because baby, I can't talk it. Whoa. Sweating. Outro Music In front of the mirror while you're on the phone Checking your reflection and telling your best friend Like girl, I think my butt getting big Oh, it's getting hot in here So take off all your clothes I am getting so hot I wanna take my clothes off Oh, it's getting hot in here So take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot I wanna take my clothes off Mix a little bit of. With a little bit of. Let it just fall out. Give a little bit of. With a little bit of. Let it hang all out.

With a little bit of. And a sprinkle of the. Let it just fall out. I like it when you. Girl, baby, make it. Stop pacing. Time-basting. I got a friend with a pole in the basement.

What? I'm just kidding like Jason. Oh. Unless you're going to do it. Extra, extra. Spread the news. And Ellie took a trip from the Lou to the Neptune. Came back with something thinking it fit in her sass soon.

Say she like to think about cutting in restrooms. Oh. It's getting hot in here. I'm so hot. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. I would like my nose on. Oh. It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so high I wanna take my clothes off Oh, it's getting hot in here So take off all your clothes

I am getting so high I wanna take my clothes off ZD and Bree and Clint, it's Nelly and Hodden here. It's Martin Henderson in the Toxic Music video. Yeah, that was my bad. I was kind of right. The guy on Love Island, his name was Paul Knops, and he was also in a Britney Spears video, but not toxic.

Yeah, he was in, what was the song called? I think it was called... Make Me? Make Me. Which is one of Britney's more recent lesser known songs. With G-Eazy. Yeah. And anyway, they have a really raunchy hookup scene in that.

Because I was thinking any guy who hooked up with Britney on the Toxic music video, that song's so old that they'd be too old for Love Island. Yeah, true. Unless she's hooking up with a baby. Oh, way to call Martin Henderson old. Well, he is. He's so hot, that guy.

I didn't realise. He's not old old, but you know, like he's... He's not old. How old is he? Ready to get your bets in. Okay, age game. Ben, can you please Google how old Martin Henderson is? He's got to be Gen X.

I reckon he'd be similar to Brittany. 42. I'll go for Martin Henderson. I'm going to say 43. Okay, very close to mine. Producer Ben, how old is Martin Henderson? He is 45. Yeah. Oh, Brie Williams. He's at 45 Martin Henderson? He is 45. Yeah.

He's at 45. Yeah. He looks great. He does look good. Bree and Clint. Mother's Day is this Sunday, and if you don't have your mum sorted yet, well, shame on you, but we might be able to help you out. Thanks to Cadbury Roses, the perfect way to show mum that you appreciate her this Mother's Day.

We'll give you a Cadbury Roses prize pack and $400 cash. Yeah, it's huge, and Mum will love you for this. All you have to do is call us up and take part in our Mother's Day call challenge where you're going to call your mum up. We're going to give you something that you have to ask her for, and if she says yes, then you win. Brendan's here. G'day, Brendan. Hey, hey, how are you?

We're good. Is Mum sorted for Mother's Day yet? No, not at all. I haven't even organised it. Come on, Brendan! Wow, you almost sound proud of that. That's okay. We're going to give you the opportunity now. If you call your mum and ask her for this very specific thing. Alright, Brendan. You're going to call your mum and you

need to ask her to borrow $750 because you want to buy a miniature pony. You've been thinking about it. That sounds good. You've got room in the backyard and you're keen to buy it, okay? That's what you've got to ask her for. Hey, that's cool.

Hello. Hello, Mum. How are you? Oh, good. Oh, good. Sorry, I just had a question for you. Could I possibly borrow $750 to buy a miniature pony? What are you talking about? I know, I just really wanted one. I don't know why. No, you can't. What are you talking about? It's just a random

thing I wanted to get. Are you being weird? Stupid? No, it's just something. It's all good. What do you need $750 for? It's just for a miniature pony, nothing else at all. Okay, no, you doesn't. We need him for some exotic dances. Yeah, he's got to billet calendar girls. No, look, we didn't expect him to go in so brazen. Normally people try and butter the mum up a little bit. How are you, mum? What have you been up to?

I miss you. How was your day? Straight in. I love you. Do you love me? Mum, give me some money for a miniature pony. Now. So here's the thing.

If he had got you to say yes, he would have won $400 and a Cadbury Roses prize pack. That's fine. I think this is what we do. We give you the $400, and you can decide whether any of it goes to Brendan. Sound good? He can get half a miniature pony. You have a wonderful Mother's Day this Sunday, okay?

Thanks, guys. Thanks very much. No worries. Thanks a lot. Boy, Annie's got no idea what was going on there. I know. Who would? Mum, I need a miniature pony and I need it now.

I need it. Canberra Roses are the perfect way to celebrate your amazing mum this Mother's Day, which is on Sunday, by the way. Sorry, we've just all been absolutely rocked to our core And a perfect way to celebrate your amazing mum this Mother's Day, which is on Sunday, by the way. Brie and Clint. Sorry, we've just all been absolutely rocked to our core by something we've seen on the internet. This is a real what the... I don't believe that that is her.

So Brie's just found a picture of Adele. And there's rumours... It's a new picture she's just posted. And she's been dark on social media for a while. Yeah. She looks like a different person. Like, she looks like... If you told me like, oh, who is this?

I'd be like, I don't know. Let me look again. Let me look again. I would not be able to tell that was her. She looks fantastic. She looks great. And this isn't why she looks fantastic, but it's shocking because she has lost a lot of weight.

She has lost a lot of weight. But she looks good. She was beautiful before. Yeah. And she's still beautiful now. She she looks good. She was beautiful before. Yeah. And she's still beautiful now. And she still looks healthy. It's not like a, can you tell from the picture? Listen to us just trying to like.

No, I know. I know. But you know what we're saying? You know? Oh, she looks, yeah. She just looks completely different to me. Yeah. Can we share that picture up to our Instagram story?

Just with like, get that little reaction thing on it. With a sliding scale. I can't believe that is her. With the gasp face. And you tell us how much gasp it is. And then you said, what if her voice has changed? Yeah. Which it could. Yeah. Who knows?

I guess we'll find out. Crazy. Anyway, we'll park that for a second. There's something happening tomorrow. Speaking of big changes to appearance. Yes, right. There's something happening tomorrow which I won't mention just yet. Oh yes. And you are doing it. And I am a part of it. A big changes to appearance. Yes, right. There's something happening tomorrow, which I won't mention just yet. Oh, yes. And you are doing it, and I am a part of it, a big part of it.

Yep, the main part. And I said the only way it's going to happen is if your mum is present. Yep. And then you tell me that you haven't even asked your mum if she can be there yet. I wanted to surprise her. It's tomorrow. Yeah, but, I mean, she's got experience. Well, I've got her on the phone.

I'm going to get this sorted now. Mama Di, good afternoon. Hi, Mum. Good afternoon, guys. How are you going? Now, are you nervous to find out what's happening tomorrow? Oh, look, I don't think I'll get nervous until you put it to me and then I'll worry about it.

We're about to do that. Well, first of all, are you free tomorrow evening? Yeah, for sure. For sure. I'll make myself free if it's for you guys. I'm shocked that you're free. Be quiet, Brianna. I know I don't have a life.

We need your help with something. Bri's going to tell you what it is. Okay. Okay. Mum, brace yourself. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, no. Mum, tomorrow night I will be performing a full-blown haircut on Clint. Oh, wow. Does he trust you that much? I do. I do. And I keep saying it over and over until I believe it, I do. I offered.

I'm at the stage of lockdown now where I need a haircut. And Bree's talked up her skills. She said she's watched you give a lot of haircuts because you're a qualified hair stylist. Yep. And she's told me that she cut her brother's hair once and it was a big success. More than once.

So I've said she can do it. if you're on the Zoom call with us giving her advice. Absolutely. I will be there with 100% support as long as I get paid for it. No. Well, actually, that's up to Bree. I'm paying Bree $100 for this haircut. That was a bet that you lost.

I'm paying Bree the $100 that I owe her for this haircut. Yeah, he already owes me $100. And your commission will have to come out of Bree's amount. That's up to you and Bree to negotiate. All right, Mum, we can talk figures. We can talk figures because obviously you're a big part in this. Do you remember when I did used to cut Aidan's hair, my brother? Yes. Do you remember the I did used to cut Aidan's hair, my brother? Yes.

Do you remember the hairstyles that I used to give him? Yes, I do. What was the most elaborate one that you can remember? The mohawk. Good luck, Clint. You gave your brother a mohawk? Right, Clint. You gave your brother a mohawk. Right, okay. She gave him a mohawk and then the curly bits on top were kind of so high.

Yeah. It looked like a curly perm. Okay. Well, look, just as long as you're there. If you want a mohawk, I've done that style before. As long as you're there, Mama Di, I'm confident that's going to go well. If you could just Google, there's a guy in New Zealand called Art Green. Oh, I've done that style before. As long as you're there, Mumadai, I'm confident that's going to go well. If you could just Google, there's a guy in New Zealand called Art Green.

Oh, don't do that. Mum will be obsessed with you, man. Yeah, you used to be the bachelor. That's the hairstyle. So if you want to brush up on the Art Green so that you know the right advice to give Bree, that would be... Go Google it, Mum. Yeah, so then you can give me some tips. I can send you a photo of Aidan's haircut.

I've just cut it the other day to see what you think. Yeah, that's going to help because Aiden's got completely curly hair. Pretty upfront question this afternoon. Are you currently dating a former F-boy? A reformed. A reformed man of his ways? Yeah. Someone who's seen the light.

Explain what an F-boy is. Most people will know, but how would you define an F-boy? I'd define them as someone who bounces around from different relationships or commitment and they kind of, you know, pretty promiscuous. Yeah, it's almost they do it for sport. Kind of. They kind of get like.

Numbers for numbers sake. Yeah, they kind of, yeah, get something out of it for themselves. I think it's like. You know what it is. Everyone knows what it is. A player. It's a little bit different for everyone, but. Yeah.

Yeah, it's all about the same. Anyway, Hayley Bieber, Justin Bieber's wife, has come out and she said that she agrees he used to be one. Really? Yeah. So there's a new series called. Because we agree. Yeah, we agree.

I think he was at some point in his life. And I think he would agree too. This is the problem with Justin is he's had to do all his growing up in the spotlight. It's hard. And he went through a phase where he was the biggest star and he was a teen idol. He would have everything. Yeah.

All the money in the world. And he leant into it. He went, yeah, I can do this and I'm going to do this. Try and stop me. Yeah, try and stop me. And we did. And he didn't. So, yeah, he's come out the other side.

He's happily married. Yeah, so they're very happy together now and there's a 12-episode series called The Biebers. And this is the moment where Hayley Bieber talks about how she regained trust and confidence following all of the behavior. Obviously, we have a lot of mutual friends, right? We had a lot of mutual friends. And, you know, they would tell me that you, you know, were working, really working on yourself. You weren't on any, like, if I am allowed to say this,

you weren't on any, like, f***ing s*** anymore. You weren't on any what? F-boy s***. Oh, you weren't doing any of that stuff anymore is what she said. She said, yeah, he could tell he was actually working on himself and he was kind of off that path. Because did they break up? Yeah, so apparently, I'm just reading here,

they broke up and he famously got back together with his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez. That's right. And then they got back together and then they've been together ever since. Yeah, right, okay. Well, good that she knows because nothing worse than dating or being married to someone who has a past like that and you're not aware of it but everybody else is.

You're like walking around and you're going, he's amazing and everyone's like, wasn't amazing to me. You know? Yeah. You should know everything. She's aware of it and he's aware that she's aware of it. There's open lines of communication in the relationship. The main thing, isn't it? Yeah. We want to ask you this afternoon

and we might not get anyone but we want you to you this afternoon, and we might not get anyone, but we want you to be honest and call through. Are you currently dating a reformed F boy? Yeah, a guy who used to be like that. Yeah. But now that they're with you, they're good. Yeah, maybe you are the girl that has changed his ways.

Yeah. I want to know from those people, how did you do it? Yeah, what did you do? What have you got? Yeah. You can also text us if you don't want to call on 9696. Let us know your story and what happened. Could just be a fun chance to roast your partner, to be fair. Yeah, that's true.

Panic on the brain. Bree and Clint. It's called Level of Concern. Which maybe you've had that in a A level of concern Your relationship at some point Yeah, we're asking a very personal question It is very personal

It is very personal But if it's part of your relationship dynamic Then it is And you guys have talked about it Yeah Then it just is And I think if it's in the past it's okay I think so too

And I think your relationship is probably stronger if it is in the past and you've now got that open communication about it. Yeah. So Justin Bieber, they've got a new series, him and his wife Hayley called The Biebers. And Hayley has come out on the series, the first episode, and she said, yeah, Justin used to be a bit of an F boy. He used to be.

I've got a Bieber. Try it again. He used to be a what? Used to be a bit of an F boy. He used to be. I've got to beep her. Try it again. He used to be a what? He used to be a bit of a f*** boy. Yeah, almost. You're not meant to. Yeah, we got it. It's fine.

We're good. You made me do that. So we want to know, can you admit that you're with a former F boy? Yeah. Are you dating him? How did he change his ways? What happened? How did you know that he was?

Yeah, what was the tipping point? There was a few texts coming through. Someone said, okay, this is the deal. My now 50 year old F guy, I changed his life by telling him that it's an evil thing to do and now we're pregnant.

Oh. Okay. So maybe it worked. So the power of Christ compels you to stop mucking around or something? Or maybe she just gave him the ultimatum. Yeah, right. You know? She was just like, it's stupid, it's evil, stop doing it. Yeah.

Okay. Maddie's here as well. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi. How you doing? Good. Is it you or a partner or who is it?

It's me. I'm a former F girl. Are you? You know, I've never heard the term F girl. Oh, yeah, they exist. It sounds weird. It does sound weird. They definitely exist.

So what were you doing that made you an F girl? So I had just got out of a three-year relationship at the end of high school and realised I'd kind of wasted my prime years. And so I kind of went hard after that relationship. You do. How old were you, by the way? Older than 18. Can you now, because how old are you now?

23. Can you, with a bit of distance, realise how ridiculous it is to think at 18 that you've wasted your prime years? Yeah, probably, to be honest. You were literally going into your prime years, in my opinion. Well, it's a big window. Anyway, okay, so you hit it hard, like you said. Did you screw people around?

Like, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. You hurt people's feelings. At one point, Maddie, How many people Were you kind of Playing the field with at once? About four Good effort Yeah

Yeah And what What sort of That's hard to Can I say That would be hard to deal with I can't remember What I've said to someone

Two days ago What changed What changed you? So I had a relationship Way back in high school before the serious one and we kind of never really lost touch and kept in touch over the years and, yeah, we ended up getting back together and now we're engaged. Wow.

So the love of a good man or woman, man or woman? Man. The love of a good man straightened you out? Yep, sure did. Yeah, and who cares if you had a bit of fun? You needed to do that to find your true one. Oh, that rhymed. That was nearly, yeah.

Yeah, it rhymed. No one willing to call up and acknowledge their partner's past this afternoon. There's quite a few on the text machine. Is there? I'm not going to lie. With full names and everything. Yeah, maybe don't read those out. Yeah, I won't read those out

Okay, it's time for our morale boosting request Which we do every day Don't want a big note myself But I think I've come up with the best theme yet Yeah, but you don't have to manage it I have to find this music Trust me, it's good And I push play

Like I'm the one who's going to get the I'm going to get the rap over the knuckles No, I'll take it I'll take the rap Here's to get the, I'm going to get the rap over the knuckles. No, I'll take it. I'll take the rap. Here's the theme. No, I'm in it with you. Here's the theme. The theme today. Disney music.

Disney music. Or songs that have appeared in Disney films. Okay, we've done our best. We've had quite a lot of texts. A lot of texts. And we've done our best to get the ones that we can. So let's go through them and figure out

what's going to be our morale boosting request today. Oh my God, I'm so excited. What have we got up first? First up from High School Musical is Breaking Free. Very prominent song on our show in the last couple of years. We can do this. Yep. We can do this one.

Next suggestion is from the Lion King, Hakuna Matata. Yep. We don't have it. There's nothing better right now than to say, no worries. Okay, no Matata. I agree, we don't have the song. We just have that little snippet there. That's all there is. So unfortunately, good suggestion, can't do it.

We do have this. I agree, no. No, that's out. In fact, turn it off right now. There'll be parents getting PTSD at the moment. No. I'm not going to do that to people. We do have this.

Sir Elton John from The Lion King. God, I love that song. Yeah, that's still in it. That's in it, okay. We have this as an option. From The Greatest Showman. Not technically a Disney song. Hey, we'll bypass that.

Technically sung by a fellow Kiwi, too. Yes. Keala Settle, yeah. Which makes it even cooler. Yeah, it's an option. It's uplifting, I tell you. We've got that. All right, what's next? We have this.

From Toy Story. Toy Story, You've Got a Friend in Me. Such a good song. You've got a friend in me. Do love that. It's a wonderful song. Yeah. Do love that. It's wonderful, eh? It is. Right, what else do we have?

Oh, Lizzie McGuire, get it, girl. This is a request from Ellie. I'm so on board for this, Ellie. We don't have the whole song. Oh. We just have this bad YouTube rep. Well, lucky I backed Ellie up with something quite similar, in my opinion, with some Hannah Montana.

You've said that we could do... Seven things I hate about you. Yeah. Seven things I hate about you. Okay, yeah, we can do this. Technically Miley Cyrus, but you know, potato, potato. We can do this, we can't do this. Technically Disney. Yeah, Disney, we can do the seven things because we've got it.

We don't have best of both worlds. Weirdly, no one's loaded best of both worlds into the ZDM computer. Oh, that's shocking. We do have this. And the JoBros. Was this song Camp Rock, this song, Ellie? No, I don't think it was. I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

It's the same era as Camp Rock, though, isn't it? We also have got a Camp Rock clip there as well that I've also requested. This is me from Camp Rock. Demi Lovato. Yeah, and Joe Jonas. It was the finale at the end. That's right.

You can't request all the songs. This is for the listeners. Oh, okay. I think most of them have been from you and I, Ellie. Yeah, I know. We've had quite a lot of texts for I'll Make a Man Out of You from the Mulan's track. Oh, that's outstanding.

What is that song? I wish I'd loaded that. I don't know that song. We don't have it. You know the general plot line of Mulan? She's a girl who goes away to fight in the army. Right. But she disguises herself as a boy.

Oh. Yeah, it's quite a cool story. Okay, what are we going to do? This is an absolute cluster F of a situation. High School Musical's out because we've already played it. Okay, High School Musical is out. No deal. Seven Things.

It's staying. Okay, it's staying. I'm not willing to get deal. Seven Things. It's staying. Okay, it's staying. I'm not willing to get rid of it yet. Elton John. Staying. Staying. Keala Settle. Staying.

Yeah, it's staying. We're all staying. Toy Story's going. That one can go. It's too slow, but it's a great song. It's beautiful, it's too slow. Yeah, that one's going. God, that's a good song.

Lizzie McGuire is going. Okay, fine it's a great song. It's beautiful, it's too slow. Yeah, that one's going. God, that's a good song. Lizzie McGuire is going. Okay, fine, you can have that. We don't have it, we don't have it. Just because of the quality. Yeah, it does sound a bit... Yeah, it sounds a bit nasty. A bit. It sounds like we recorded it off a TV,

back screen TV. Okay, that leaves us with three songs. Okay, that's not bad. Seven Things. Can You Feel the Love. And Can You Feel the Love. And This Is Me. I think I've got to get rid of Seven Things.

I'm sorry. Oh, she's about to vote for Seven Things. I was going to say that's the one for me. Yeah, I think it've got to get rid of seven things. I'm sorry. Oh, she's about to vote for seven things. I was going to say, that's the one for me. Yeah, I think it's seven things. I would vote for this. In terms of an uplifting. Getcha.

It just gets me every time. We can't have a split vote. We can't have a split vote. I'm not going to be. Would you vote for this, Ben? I think I would. Yeah, me too. Oh, we are split a lot, aren't we?

Okay, we have to play something. We've run out of time, okay? Can someone just find the Seven Things song, I'm Going Insane? Well, do we already have the This Is Me song? I don't have that either because this segment is killing me. Yeah, should have played Hakuna Matata. Have you put it in there yet? Yes. Okay.

Here we go. He's very stressed. He's not enjoying this at all. This song will calm you down. It's really peaceful. This is the winner of our morale boosting request, okay? I probably shouldn't say this but it sounds like it's so scared when I think about the previous relationship we shared

It was awesome, but we lost it It's not possible for me not to care And now we're standing in the rain But nothing's ever gonna change until you're here My dear The seven things I hate about you The seven things I hate about you Oh you

You're vain, you're a game, you're insecure You love me, you like her You make me laugh, you make me cry I don't know which side to find Your friends have tricks when you act like them, just know it hurts I wanna be with the one I know And the seventh thing, I hate the most that you do You make me love you

It's awkward and silent as I wait for you to say Take me in the view It's awkward and silent as I wait for you to say What I need to hear now, your sincere apology When you mean it, I'll believe it If you text it, I'll delete it Let's be clear Oh, I'm not coming back You're taking seven steps here The seven things I hate about you

You're a man, you're a game, you're insecure You love me like her You made me laugh, you made me cry I don't know which side to buy Your friends are jerks with the act like that I just know it hurts I wanna be with the one I know And the seven things

I hate the most that you do You make me love you And compared to all the great things I would take too long to write I probably should mention The seven that I like The seven things I like about you Your hair, your eyes, your old device

When we kiss, I'm hypnotized You made me laugh, you made me cry But I guess that's both I have to buy Your hands in mine, when we're intertwined Everything's alright I wanna be'm full, I'll have to buy Your hand in mine, one more intertwine Everything's alright I wanna be with the one I know And the same thing I like the most that you do

You make me love you I do. ZM, Bree and Clint. That is the winner of your morale boosting request this afternoon. Brie asked for a Disney song and that's what we got. Yeah, I think it's pretty good. It's good, yeah. What's this?

Oh, can we play back to back? No. I love this song. I know you do. Everyone does. Look, even. It won an Oscar. No matter what you say over the top of this song, it's inspiring. New Zealand, if you're listening.

I've soiled myself. See, I'm inspired. And I need help. I'm going to be there. For you. This is me. Bree and Clint. I'm going to be there for you. This is me. Every now and then I stumble across something quite funny and this thread tickled my pickle.

Oh, okay. Well, please tickle my pickle. Yeah, I'm going to tickle your pickle now. And essentially they were asking, let's hear some movie titles but replace one of the words with an F word. Ah, okay. Yep. And change the meaning of a movie.

Exactly. And the game is quite funny. Yeah. And it's just, yeah. Okay. I've got this, which works some of the time. I don't know about this. No, well, we didn't work

well before. Don't actually say the word, okay? Right. Say the start of the word and then stop. How good are you on that thing, though? Pretty good, but I could use some signalling. Okay. So, for example, do one. Of course, the popular

movie for children, if you change one of the words out for an F word, The F***ing. There you go. There you go. Now we've got it. It's all about hand signals. The hand signals. Okay.

All right. Cool. We're replacing one word in movie titles with the F word to change the meaning. Your turn. Well, this week we had May the 4th, and May the 4th be with you, from the famous movie F*** Wars. Oh, I love that film. Yeah. Yeah, it that film. Yeah. Yeah, it's great.

Yeah. Love that movie. They are in a galaxy far, far away. See, it works. It does work. The beeper is working. For now. For now.

What about that movie, which already has quite a risque title, and maybe not everyone's seen it. What about the movie Freddie got... Duh. Duh. Yep. Yep, I like that movie. Have you seen the Adam Sandler one?

What's the Adam Sandler one? With Drew Barrymore. Oh. 50 First F***s. Yeah, that's a great film. Or 50 F*** Dates. Yeah, both great. Yeah.

Yeah. Or F*** First Dates. They all work. They all work. Yeah, they's a great film. Or 50 dates. Yeah, both great. Yeah. Yeah. Or first dates. They all work. They all work. Yeah, they all work. What about Willy Wonka and the factory? What about Willy? No, hang on.

Oh, hold on. Be careful. What about Willy and the chocolate factory? That works too. That works as well. What about Willie in the Chocolate Factory? That works too. That works as well. What about Willie in the Chocolate Factory? Too much. No, too much.

Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. This is probably my favourite one that I've got. Yeah, OK. And one of my favourite films of all time. We're replacing the one word in a movie title with the F word.

Yeah, and seeing if the whole meaning of the film changes. Which weirdly it has. What about the very popular Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson film, How to F*** a Guy in 10 Days? That's a really good one. It's good. Right up there with James and the giant F***. Ha ha ha ha!

From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is pretty huge. Tell us who the first actor is to film a movie actually in space. Literally out of space. NASA confirmed today Tom Cruise. Who better than Tom Cruise to film a movie out of space? He will literally fly to the space station literally out of space.

Get your head around that. Dean, I call BS on this news that you're bringing to us today because I've seen multiple celebrities film movies in space. I mean, there was Sandra Bullock, Matthew McConaughey did one. Matt Damon grew potatoes in his own poo. Matt Damon was on Mars, so he was all the way into space. I mean, and Tom Cruise is now saying that he's going to be the first one. What a load of BS.

If it wasn't from the head of NASA confirming this was happening, I would agree with you this was all BS. Here's the fascinating part. NASA, this is really wild. NASA is seeing this as a way to inspire a new generation of engineers and scientists to continue NASA's legacy. So they have actually, they're working with him to basically promote outer space. There you go.

What a way to do it. America is such a unique country. You have a reality TV show star as a president. And now you have a Hollywood actor as an astronaut. Everything is backwards. Can you imagine the people at the advertising or marketing company, and they're like, cool, so how can we get people to get excited about space? We want people to travel there.

Let's get Tom Cruise to make a movie from there. Do the kids still like Tom Cruise? He's cool, eh? Let's get Tom Cruise. Yeah, let's get Tom Cruise. He can do all his own stunts on the space shuttle. That's fascinating. Do we know when that movie is coming out or even what it's about, Dean? No, let's get Tom Cruise. He can do all his own stunts on the space shuttle. That's fascinating. Do we know when that movie is coming out or even what it's about, Dean?

No, we know nothing of it. We don't know when it's coming out, but it's going to cost a truckload of cash, as you can imagine. I'll bet. Oh, yeah. That is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, with news on space movies, everybody. Actual space.

Actual space. Actual space.