ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 7th 2019

Episode Date: May 7, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Sorry, I forgot that I'm supposed to start these. There you go. I've got something for the podcast. Go on then. I went to F45 this morning and... Which you shouldn't have done. No, because I'm feeling sick. But I did anyway and it means Producer Ben and I go together, we get up early. And because I'm sick at the moment, I went home and I had a nap at a like an hour and a half nap at what time I think I got home at like eight so I napped from like eight till 9 30 yeah

everybody who works a regular job is so pissed off with you right yeah yeah carry on sick yeah and we're still at work and it's seven something yeah so, whatever. Anyway, I had a dream about an ex of mine. Oh, yeah. Recent ex? No. Past, past ex. Past, past ex. Yeah. The dream. Hang on, before you go into this. Yeah. Remember how you hate people telling you about their

dreams? No, but this is saucy. Is it? Yeah. It better be. It's not me going. Because everybody thinks their dream is interesting when they're telling the story. I had a dream about my ex where we hooked up. Okay, yeah. I'm listening. What, so you're not interested in that? No, I am listening.

Here's the podcast. That's all you get to know. No, I'm interested. I was just giving you your own advice back to you. No, but remember we said that advice only applies unless someone goes, oh, I hooked up with you in a dream or they've hooked up with someone. I want to know who they hooked up with in a dream. Did you hook up with me? No. No. Just saying. I want to know who they hooked up with in a dream. Did you hook up with me?

No. No. So just say, I'm keen to hear it. Tell me about this story. No, you've ruined it for everyone. No, I want to hear it. No. No one gets to hear it now.

Oh, don't throw a tantrum. No, that was it. Hooked up with one of my exes. And then I thought, hmm, do I send them a message and tell them? No. Not unless you want to spark something. It's a flirty message. Is it? spark something. It's a flirty message. Is it?

Hell yeah, it's a flirty message. Okay, let me put you in their situation. You're dating somebody. Yes. And then they get a DM from their ex that says, I had a dream last night where we hooked up. What if they're not dating someone? Oh, well, then, yeah, you can.

It's still a flirty message. Maybe I want to be flirty. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, I don't. I don't. Yeah, well, then don't send it's still a flirty message maybe i want to be flirty yeah that's what i'm saying no i don't i don't yeah don't send it don't send it okay because if i got that message i'll be like oh they're obviously looking to spark something up here i'll get in touch too is that what you think 100 that's what i'd think okay and then if you weren't i'd be like what are you doing you leading me on here why are you telling me about these dreams you know yeah so the power of the ball's in your court you could also lie it's also a good pickup line you can lie about that stuff like if you need to start conversation with someone that

is such a good pickup line yeah you can pretend that you had a dream about them because it's very flattering and how very they're not going to be able to prove it no that is such a good tip i've used that before have you yeah have you uh probably Have you? Yeah. Have you? Probably. You've got to try everything, mate. Have you guys used that, producers? Have you ever used that pick-up line? Oh, I had a dream about you last night. No, I'd never use that.

Oh, piss off, Ben. I don't think I would. No, I don't think I would. It's just a bit weird, isn't it? What's your pick-up line, then? What's your move? I don't know. I don't think I have a move or a pickup line how did you how did you first get together with your girlfriend oh we met on bumble the like

dating app yeah i can't remember what she would have had to make the first move yeah that's the thing about bumble right i can't remember what it was or what happened or i just remember the first date we got really drunk yeah that's very kiwi that is the best way to do it honestly have a few drinks and then everything just kind of falls into the wayside. Falls out. Everything just falls out and falls in. Okay. Should we start the podcast?

What's producer Ellie doing? I think she's wandering around looking for headphones because she wants to participate in the chat. She definitely wants to. Yeah, come on in. Come on in, Ellie. Come on in. This is a podcast.

Just take your time, mate. I want to hear your take on it. Have you ever used that line? So did you say that the line was, I had a dream about you? I had a dream about you. No. I don't think I have.

Well, don't judge me for it. No, no, no. No, I'm just like, no. Is it a normal line to say? Why is this a question? Just say it's a good pick-up line. Clint and I just think it's a good conversation starter anyway. Gotcha.

Oh, it's enticing. I definitely want to know more. 100%. So you always want to know if you're in the dream what happened that's true and how good you were oh yeah i always ask that if someone messages me i've had i've had random strangers message my instagram before okay how about this for a message you go i had a dream about you last night oh yeah what happened well we had sex oh did we was i only good nah want to prove me wrong oh that's good that's quite good's quite good. That's good. Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, I've changed my tune on that pick-up line now that you've explained it more. I understand, yeah. What about this pick-up line? Here we go. You ready? Yep. You're one tall glass of water and damn am I thirsty. You like that one?

Yeah, it was nice. You want one more? No, yeah, okay, yeah. You want one more? Yeah. Clint, you remind me of my pinky toe, because later on I'm going to take you home and bang you on my coffee table. Zidane, let's go, go, go.

Now let me see you dance. Zidane's Brie and Clint. Oh, well, good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint radio show. Guys have officially made it. How? You remember I was telling you about a guy has asked me to have my likeness to become a comic book character? Yeah, that's right. You're going to be a zombie.

No, I'm going to be a zombie slayer. A zombie. Oh, so you kill zombies. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah, so apparently I'm going to start off, my character's going to start off really crap and, like, not knowing what to do.

And then I'm going to turn into a total badass. Okay, cool. Yeah. Is it a comic book character? Yeah. So you'll be in a comic book? I'll be in a comic book. Cool.

Yeah. That is cool. I said to him, there's one thing that I need you to do. Can you make my bum a little bit smaller and one area a little bit bigger? Oh, okay. Well, if that's what you're into, I would have said bum bigger, everything else. I just like everything bigger. That's fine.

I also can't wait till someone turns you into like anime fan art. And then they do like, like it gets real dodgy. Once you're in character form, the fandom can do whatever they want with your character. So yeah, up and running. Also, we've just been reviewing some of the outfits from the Met Gala. They've been interesting. It's up in the ZM Online Instagram story. At the moment, you

can go and rate them. Let's just talk about the ones we've seen. Katy Perry is a chandelier. I just and this is from a devout Katy Perry. You love Katy Perry. I have been a follower for a long time. In fact,

I couldn't even speak the time that I met her because I thought she was so much of that. And now she's going to the Met Gala dressed as a chandelier. Do you reckon

she's taken the song by Sia chandelier just to the next level? Maybe. And when we say that, we don't mean like she's got lots of like

crystals and stuff hanging off her. She actually has like a lampshade on't mean like she's got lots of like crystals and stuff hanging off her. She actually has like a lampshade on her head and she's got candles around her. She's gone as a chandelier. She looks like the character from Beauty and the Beast. Maybe she wasn't invited and maybe she's gone in there as one of

the room decorations and they're like she's just hanging from the middle of the room. She's like I'll work I'll work whilst I'm there. And what about Kim K? Everyone's talking about Kim K's outfit. Yeah, you had a really good critique of it. I said it looks like she is that chick out of the notebook in the rain scene. Yes. Because it looks like her dress is wet.

She's dripping. She actually has crystals hanging off her. And she looks like she's dripping. I can get on board her outfit because it looks like an illusion. If you put it side by side with Katy Perry dressed as a chandelier, yeah, I can get on board with Kim K's outfit too. Would I wear either of them? Probably not. But that's not what the Met Gala's about, is it? No, it's not.

Dean McCarthy. It's not a postie plus catalogue. Dean McCarthy's going to join us just before 3.30. He's going to give us all the inside scoop from the Met Gala. Also, your chance to take Carlead tickets away today. Play Take the Carlead with us at 5 o'clock. You just have to finish take Carlead tickets away today. Play Take the Carlead with us at 5 o'clock. You just have to finish some Carlead lyrics for us.

Really easy, especially if you're a fan and you can get two free tickets at 5 o'clock on the show today. That's awesome. Also, those JBL Live headphones up for grabs again. We've got more of those. And ZM's World Tour 2. Taylor Swift live in LA at Wango Tango. But next, the Royal Baby

is not the only big news today, it turns out. There's big news everywhere. There's even bigger news, some might say. There is bigger news. We're going to share it with you straight after. Billie Eilish and I Wish You Were Gay. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. New Zealand woke up this morning to some breaking news that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have had their baby.

And congratulations. Here's a little bit of Harry speaking about it to the news media this morning. Very excited to announce that Meghan and myself had a baby boy early this morning. A very healthy boy. Mother and baby are doing incredibly well. It's been the most amazing experience I could ever possibly imagine. How any woman does what they do is beyond comprehension.

He delivered it in the most British way possible, standing in front of a stable with two horses behind him. Like, it's all very royal. They're so rich. What do you think the chances are that it's Ginger? Do you think, and baby boy? Well, yeah, see, it's all very royal. It's so rich. What do you think the chances are that it's ginger? Do you think a baby boy? Well, yeah. See, it's an interesting mix because she would have some strong genes as well.

It's the first African-American in the British royal family. Which, how exciting. By blood, yeah. How exciting is that? That's awesome. Look, yeah, that's interesting. I don't know. On the face of it, though.

The boy, too. It's a boy, no name. They don't have a name yet. So, on the face of it, though. The boy, too. It's a boy, no name. They don't have a name yet. So on the face of it, the whole world is going, cool, big news. It's headlines globally. But when you actually strip it back and you go, what is this news story?

It's woman has baby. Which, I mean, happens every day, every minute of existence. Everyone's having babies. Very normal occasion. If it weren't for the fact that they were in the royal family, it wouldn't be the biggest news today. It would be strange to have a press conference in front of a stable, wouldn't it?

Are we going to have a press conference when your wife Lucy has her baby? Well, I'm keen, but this is what I'm saying. I don't think anyone will want one. Can you imagine? They'll be like, yep, cool. I mean, exciting, cool. Jacinda and Clark had one at the hospital when she had knees. Yeah, and Clark came out in that daggy-ass dad cardie.

She was running the country at the time, though. Yeah. Yeah. Are you saying Harry and Meghan aren't really doing much? Are you saying? No. What? No, they do heaps.

What, are you saying that their position is purely symbolic? No, well, Harry actually does quite a lot. Yeah, he does. He actually does, they do heaps. What are you saying? Their position is purely symbolic. No. Well, Harry actually does quite a lot. Yeah, he does. He actually does a lot of great things. But, I mean, yeah. I mean, exciting. But there's other big news that's happening today, surely.

Okay, give me some. What's some big news happening with you today? Oh, I paid for my car service. Oh, really? Yeah. Would you like a breaking news thing for that? I would like that. Yeah, okay.

Hang on a second. Yeah. Would you like a breaking news thing for that? I would like that. Yeah, okay, hang on a second, yeah. We cross now to Brie Thomasale with some breaking news. Just got ripped off at my car service. Big news. I'm sure you have some breaking news today. Yeah, do you want to cross to me? Surely. I want to cross live to you.

Yeah. Let's cross live now to Clint Roberts. Clint farted. No, Bree. I am standing by and interestingly, you're on the right topic. A pipe burst at the back of my house today and the whole back section is covered in faeces

and used toilet paper. There it is, breaking news. This is what the radio is made for, breaking news. Yes. So do you have some out there in New Zealand? Not at Kensington Palace. No. Okay.

Not at Buckingham Palace. What's the breaking news in your life today? Yeah. That we can cover. Everyday news. Yeah, live on the radio. Do you want to break some news to us? We want to hear it and we want to break it to New Zealand.

No, no, we want to cross live to you. We want to cross live to you. We want reporters all around the country. 0800 dial ZM. Or if you don't have enough reception where you are, you can text us the news too and we'll cross to the text machine next. We will. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast.

Harry and Meghan Markle have given birth to a baby boy. Congratulations. Big breaking news. Or so we thought. Is it the biggest news today? We don't think it is. We think there's other big, breaking news stories all over the country and we're going to cross live to some of those stories now.

Crossing live now to, where are you Riley, where are you? I'm in Otautau, so just out of Invercargill. Sorry, where? Otautau. Crossing live now to Otautau, where Riley has some breaking news. Come in Riley. Hello, are you there Clint? I am here.

What's the news you've got for us Riley? You won't believe it, but I had leftover baked beans on toast for lunch. That's breaking. It is breaking news. I'm amazed at how much she could keep her composure on the ground there reporting back to us in the studio. You might say that's a scoop.

That was a scoop. Hey, Tom. Hey, how are you? Where are you calling from? Canterbury. Canterbury, okay, hang on. Let's cross live now to Tom, who's on the ground in Canterbury.

Tom, what's your breaking news? Oh, it's pretty serious stuff. So, took a poo this morning. Absolutely ate it. I only need to wipe. Oh, wow. That is breaking news. That was grim.

You could say instead of a scoop, that was a dump. We go live to Auckland now where Emily is standing by. Good afternoon, Emily. Good afternoon, guys. Now, I'm not sure if I can beat that breaking news, but I just wanted to let you know I've eaten five toffee pops in the car on the way home from work and I feel sick as a dog. You could say it was a live traffic report from Emily.

It was, yeah, yeah, from the traffic copter, yeah. Also, no one else has that news. That's a Bree and Clint exclusive. Yeah, that is exclusive, that traffic report there. Look out on the roads in Auckland. We go live now to Palmerston North for the day's final breaking news where Zara is standing by. Hello, Zara.

Hello, Zara. Zara, come in. Yes. What's your breaking news this afternoon? I finally started my assignment today that I've been staring at for three weeks and it's due in seven days. There it is, the scoop from Zara live on the ground in Palmy North. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the news. We're pretty good at this.

We should work at the Herald. Don't you reckon? I reckon. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. This is yesterday's winner. Oh,

so won't you send me. Give, send me your location. You won't take it. yesterday's winner. That's the level of entry that we're accepting. She got there in the end. I reckon we can smooth it out today. Maybe a little bit smoother. Five o'clock, two tickets up for grabs to see Carleed live in Auckland.

Right now though, let's cross to Dean McCarthy in Hollywood. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, big in Hollywood in the last 24 hours is the Met Gala.

What's going on? Oh, my goodness. Everyone in Hollywood is literally at the Met Gala tonight in New York City. Let me just set the scene for you. All of the press from around the world, totally fabulous. The theme was camp. Can you hear me? I'm actually at the Ariana Grande concert.

Are you? Yes, I'm here to review the concert and it just happened to occur during all of my Red Air concerts. That's really fun trying to do that. Mad Gala. Fabulous. I need to be wearing what these guys are wearing. Lady Gaga stole the show though. She turned up in this enormous

pink outfit, then stripped down to another outfit, then down to another, then down to another, essentially underwear. She did a four-way costume change dramatic reveal. Well, all on the sticks. That is how you know you're fabulous. All on the entrance to the Met Gala.

She did one at the entrance, and then as the night has progressed, she has then slowly stripped down. Yeah, and she had about 20 minders walking her through the street. This is just so, you've got to go online and look at their photos from it. It's so incredibly ridiculous. The winner though, the best dress for sure, Kendall Jenner. Google Kendall Jenner Met Gala 2019. You're going to die. The orange dress. Come back from the dead and then Google the rest of them. Yeah come back from the dead and then google the rest of them yeah come back from the dead and then look at the rest

actually the Kendall Jenner one is up now it's live in the ZM online Instagram story where you can actually rate some of the outfits including Katy Perry's chandelier outfit

yeah what do you think of that Dean? oh fabulous absolutely fabulous I love all of them no you haven't come on Dean the chandelier on the head

have you seen Katy Perry's outfit Dean? oh my god the chandelier on the head. Have you seen Katy Perry's outfit, Dean? Oh, my God, the chandelier outfit. Sorry, I thought you said what I think of Kendall. Chandelier outfit. Weirdest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Why does she go as a chandelier? With a literally, here to describe it,

she's hopped into a chandelier. Yeah. They've lowered it from the ceiling. Yeah. She hopped into it. Yeah. And then carried it, and then she held two of the things. Oh, weird.

It's not an outfit. It's lighting. Remember her last outfit? I Yeah. And then carried it, and then she held two of the things. Oh, weird. It's not an outfit. It's lighting. Remember her last outfit? I can't remember what a venter was. It was that massive, big, pink, poofy thing that looked like a toilet roller holder. Is she just picking household items and dressing up as them? Like we said, you can go and view all of the outfits from today's Met Gala at the ZM online Instagram story.

You can also rate them and have your say on them as well. We'll actually leave you now, Dean. We'll leave you to go back to the Ariana Grande concert, okay? Have fun, Dean. Yes. It's just me, a couple of gays, and 17,000 14-year-old girls. My God. Spires brought to you by In New Zealand's Grab A Seat.

Loads of deals every day to selfie-worthy destinations. You can go to grabaseat.co.nz to grab yourself a deal today. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. You know, recently when we went on the Venute tour, one of my favourite things when we were on tour was going past and people were like, oh, that's where such and such was filmed. That's where we throw our gumboots. No, just where stuff was filmed for movies.

That's where the big corrugated iron dog is. Not the same. It's amazing to me how much more, how often things are now being filmed in this country for big blockbusters. Yeah. It's really cool. It is really cool.

And the government subsidises it a lot to get the business over here. Because we're so good at it, you know. And it means that movie stars come to our country. Yeah, it's awesome. It's great for, you know, obviously tourism and all that and I've got for you the list of the top places that you can visit

in New Zealand where things have been filmed here. Okay, cool. We don't explore our own backyard enough so this could be really good. Yeah, so this might be on your list of stuff to go have a look at. Obviously, we're going to start with the top one that everyone already knows. It's The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. We've got Matamata, The Hobbiton.

You can go on the tour, The Hobbiton Tour. Yeah, you can go and look at The Hobbit holes. People love that tour. People do love that tour. People fizz for it. Overseas people love that tour. Kiwis. Have you been on it?

No, I haven't been on it How would you know you don't like it? No shade I've seen that it's great It's a lot better than it used to be too They really doled it up For a while it was just the holes They took all the movie set away

And you could just go and look at the holes But they've gone Oh shit there's something in this So they've redecorated them It's holes Hobbiton Tours start from around $100 Cool Which I've actually been to this them. It's holes. Yeah. Hobbiton. Tours start from around $100.

Cool. Which I've actually been to this next one. It's Mount Doom. Oh, okay. Which is very cool. Mount Doom, yeah. What's the actual name for it? It's the three volcanic cones in the central plateau.

It's when you do... Ngarahoe? Is it Ngarahoe? I think it is. Tongariro Crossing. Yeah. You can see Mount Doom. You used to be able to climb Mount Doom. Yeah. But you can't anymore. Very steep. Because it's too dangerous. Soariro Crossing. Yeah. You can see Mount Doom. You used to be able to climb Mount Doom. Yeah.

But you can't anymore. Very steep. Because it's too dangerous. So they're the first ones. Plus it has the Eye of Mordor in the top, so you need to stay away. Oh, yeah, of course. What about The Last Samurai? Right.

Yeah, the Tom Cruise movie. Tom Cruise? Yeah. You know he wasn't the star of that film? I've never seen it. The star of that film? I've never seen it. The star of that film was Mount Taranaki. Yes. Which actually filled in as Japan's Mount Fujiyama.

Did you know that? Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. They bear a striking resemblance. Both very pointy cones. Yeah, and then there was other places near Mount Taranaki that they put in the film and it appeared like a rural Japan in the 1860s.

God, it must have been hard to film that movie because if you've ever been to New Plymouth, you'll know that about one in every 45 days you get to see the mountain. I'm just saying Tom Cruise would have had to been around for a while to be able to get a clear day to film it. Literally the day we were there, you could see it clear as day. And that day was the first time in my life I'd ever seen the mountain. Is it? Yeah, I've been there probably 15 times and I've seen it once. There you go.

There's a big rumour going around that it doesn't exist. I've seen it, okay? I have seen it. Did you know that the Shania Twain filmed one of her music videos here? That don't impress me much. Well, she owns a big block of land in the South Island. Does she? Yeah, she owns a big high country station, yeah.

That's so cool. Yeah. Yeah, so she filmed a music video for her hit Forever and Always at Bethel's Beach. Yeah, yeah. So did Taylor Swift. Yeah, and she got in trouble for stepping on doctoral nests. Really?

Yeah. Did you know Taylor Swift. Yeah, and she got in trouble for stepping on doctoral nests. Really? Yeah. Did you know Taylor Swift used one of the sleigh dogs that's in Queenstown in her film clip? No, I didn't know that. Yeah. A sled dog. A sled dog. Okay.

And they used it as a wolf, but it's actually not a wolf. Yeah, cool. It's a husky. The world's fastest Indian. What exactly do you intend to do here in the United States? Set a land speed record. That's super famous down in Invercargill. Anthony Hopkins, yeah.

So when we were in Invercargill, when we first started, remember when we went shark diving? The bike itself, Burt Munro's Indian, is in Invercargill. Crazy. Yeah, it's just sitting in the middle of an abandoned shopping mall. So it's like an arcade and you walk through it. Because I looked it up on Google. It's like, got to go see the bike.

And it's just sitting inside a glass box. It's pretty impressive too. The bike's impressive, but the spot where it is is not impressive. It's like in the middle of nowhere. Should we get this thing like into PAPA or something? I mean, good that it's in Invercargill, but put it somewhere better than where it is. Anyway, that's just my opinion.

Cool. The really famous hit show in New Zealand, Outrageous Fortune. Yeah. I've never heard of this show. Tammy Davis was on Outrageous Fortune. Yes, I've heard. But the house that was used in that show, apparently, yeah, still exists.

Someone lives there and they're sick of people coming to visit it. They've been sick of it for a long, long time. That one, however, don't hire a camper van and go on a journey to the outrageous Fortune House like it's just in West Auckland. Like it's in suburban West. You'll drive there and you'll be like, okay, cool, should we go to McDonald's?

Yeah. And the last one, places to visit for the iconic things that have been filmed here in New Zealand. The film clip to Rebecca Black's film clip, Friday. It was not filmed in New Zealand, the film clip to Rebecca Black's film clip, Friday. It was not filmed in New Zealand. Okay, so technically not filmed here. Yeah. But in that film clip, the city that she goes to, the background is Auckland.

What, a superimposed background? Yes. Now we've made it. Forget Lord of the Rings. Cool. Cool. She was getting down in Auckland on a Friday. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Everyone knows that it's very difficult to buy your first home these days. It's very expensive. Incredibly difficult. Very expensive. This might be the deal for you because there is a government over in Italy that it's in southern Sicily. It's called Mussomelli and it's just a few hours drive from the picturesque Amalfi Coast.

They're selling 100 abandoned properties for the reasonable price of $1.60. $1.60? $1.60. God, at that price, you'd just grab a couple, wouldn't you? You'd buy a couple, yeah. Yeah, I've got a tenner. Why not? Yeah, can I get five? Get a few.60. $1.60. $1.60. God, at that price, you'd just grab a couple, wouldn't you? You'd buy a couple, yeah. Yeah, I've got a tenner. Why not? Yeah, can I get five?

Get a few. Yeah. The catch is... Then all of a sudden, bada bing, bada boom, you're a property mogul. I know. Yeah. There's a few catches. You do need to renovate the property within 12 months.

Well, at $1.60, you'd want to renovate it, right? Yeah. You'd have some leftover money. That's one of the conditions or you lose your security deposit. And the other one is you need to be an Italian citizen. Right. Are you an Italian citizen? I'm not.

I am half Italian. My dad is. Has he got a passport? Yeah. Okay. We could rope him in to buy a property for us. And then we could technically renovate it and own it and then we'll sell it and make the money.

I'm into it, yeah. The only problem is, is he doesn't love Sicily. Right. He's from Northern Italy. It might be a bit of a discussion to get that over the line. Well, we can only try, right? We can try. We can try.

Let's put in a call to your Italian father, Big Steve, right now and see if he'll help us. See if he'll buy this $1.60 property for us. Hello, Stephen speaking. Hi, Dad. It's me. Hey, Rana. How you going?

Good, thanks. Clint's here as well. Hi, Dad. It's me. Hi, son. How are you? I'm going good. Going good, pops.

Shut up, the both of you. Hey, Dad. Clint and I have a bit of a proposition for you this afternoon. Have you? You ever been propositioned by a Kiwi fella before? Yeah, I don't like the sound of that one bit. That's Dad's boss, so more times than often. Oh, okay.

Hey, how does it sound, Dad, to live in Italy for the next 10 years? To live in Italy? Yeah. You're from there originally? Yes. You speak the language? Yeah, that sounds really good to me. How does it sound, Dad, to purchase a property for the very reasonable price of $1.60?

Okay, so what's the catch? There is a one, really. You have to live in Sicily.60. Okay. So what's the catch? There isn't one, really. You have to live in Sicily. Oh. Sicily? No, no, no, no. I draw the line at Rome. Come on. We don't know. See, I've been to Italy, but I didn't go to Sicily. I told you Dad wouldn't like it. Yeah, and you as an Italian, what's the issue

with Sicily? Oh, well, look. You know, we've been propping up the Southerners for 400 years. I mean, that's the look, you know, we've been propping up the southerners for 400 years. I mean, that's the problem, you know. They've been living off our back for a long time. So Northern is going to build a wall across just below Rome and leave the South to sort of float away and we'll look after the rest of the place. Clint, it's the exact same here in New Zealand, the North versus the South.

Oh, right. So that's the kind of, you know. But I don't hate the South Islanders. Like, I'd still live there. No, we don't hate them. I don't want to build a wall between us. We just don't want them up here. Right.

We just don't want them up here. What if the house, like Bree said, the houses are only $1.60. You wouldn't be tempted to live in Sicily for $1.60? Yeah, but that's because they're shithouses. That's why. They are abandoned, and you do need to renovate within the next 12 months.

Do you think you could do that? Definitely not. Sorry. There is one prerequisite that you do need to be able to speak fluent Italian. So we just wanted to test your Italian this afternoon if you would be eligible. Whoa. Whoa. I feel like I've just been propositioned by you. I was going to say, Clint wants to be propositioned by you now. What time is it at the moment?

Hold on. Give or take. 4.20. 4.20. Oh, yeah. 4.20. How relaxing is 4.20? Like 3.30, it's like 3.30-itis.

Then you go 4.20 and you're like, whoa, I'm relaxed. Oh, it's nice in here now. Woo! News out today. And I saw this from Green Party MP Chloe Swarbrick, who's an inspirational person. You know she's only 24 years old and she's in government. What were you doing at 24?

Trying to be a wacky radio DJ. I was just happy if I did my own washing that week. She announced that the government will be holding a referendum on legalising cannabis. So they're actually going to hold, it's called a binding referendum, which means whatever the result is will go into law. And at the next election in the year 2020, there's going to be a question on the form, not 420, 2020.

No, wait. So what's the referendum called? The legalised cannabis referendum. Right. It's a binding referendum. Binding referendum. Right. I thought it was a grinding referendum.

No, not a grinding referendum. Not a rolling referendum. So when you vote, when you go to vote for the government, there'll also be a tick box at the bottom. And all it's going to say is, should we legalise cannabis? Right, so they just tag it on.

Yeah, and then you just tick yes and no. Interesting. It's as simple as that. They're going to put out the rules first, like it's going to be, if it gets legalised, it'll be R20. You'll only be able to buy it from licensed places.

Okay. They're not allowed to advertise, like cigarettes, you're not allowed to advertise your cannabis product. And also you'll be able to grow it at home as well in this referendum. Yeah. Yeah. What we've done is we've done, so that's going to be a nationwide referendum.

We've done a ZM referendum on our Instagram story at the moment, the Bree and Clinton Instagram story. We wanted to gauge what our audience was thinking or feeling about, you know, legalising marijuana.

Yeah. Shall we go quickly around the room first? What would you vote? Yes or no? I'd vote yes. Why? Because I think there's people

that really could benefit from the legalisation of marijuana, like such as people who are going through chemo or people who have certain conditions where they need it and they can help with their condition. I agree with you.

I also don't think you should go to prison for marijuana, so I would vote yes. Producer Ben, what would you vote on the referendum? I'd probably vote yes. Probably the same reason for that. I think there's a lot of people that would actually use it. Yeah, and then Producer Ellie, which way would you vote on this referendum?

Oh, I'd be a yes. Okay, cool. That's enough out of you. The result, that's 100% in our group, right? And you would. Okay, cool. That's enough out of you. The result, that's 100% in our group, right? And you would vote yes too? I'd vote yes as well. Just over a thousand people have voted on our Instagram referendum.

Should cannabis, it's a pretty good sample, should weed be legal in New Zealand? We have a result of 64% yes. Really? So how many votes is that? Just over 1,000 votes so far.

The poll's running for 24 hours, so you can still vote on this, but currently it's 64-36 in favour of legalising the green stuff. Interesting. It's going to be really interesting, and people are going to get really heated. There'll be people campaigning. That's the annoying bit. You've got to suffer that for the next year before the election. Everybody talking about what they think about it.

It's going to be interesting to see. But if that does get annoying, I know a great way you can relax. And around this time of the day is a good time, I've heard. This is a very relaxing time of the day. I've heard from other people, yeah. It is. Bree and Clint, the yeah. It is. Don't you love when you're just rolling along in life and everything's going really well and then a massive bill

comes out of nowhere that you haven't budgeted for? It's a good time. Yeah, what you've just described is my favourite thing. I love. I'm being sarcastic. So am I. Okay. Oh, yesterday was a real fun day.

Actually, I technically paid for it today, so I rolled in to get my car serviced. I thought it was just a routine car service, which is already a bill that's like, oh, do I have to pay for this again? Car services are punished because you don't feel like you get anything for it like if you were splashing out on online shopping or something like that you get a package at the end of it but a car service they

could tell me that they've done 45 things to my car and i wouldn't know and they literally just give you your car back yeah and it's exactly the same that's what you're paying for you're paying for your car to be exactly the same. I get that. But there's no tangible like, it doesn't sound better. It doesn't go faster. It just is the same. So you begrudge that purchase. I thought it was going to be just a routine car service.

Turns out there was a lot more that needed to be done on the car. They told me originally $1,700. Oh. Yeah, $1,700. Yeah. Yeah. $1,700. Yeah, but again, we talked about this yesterday. You've got to keep it in perspective. You drive a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon. It's the car that the Kardashians drive.

Shut up. And just to fill it with gas is $1,400. I do not. That's why she's able to buy the Venute so easily. She just sold one of the car seat covers from the G-Wagon and it bought the Venute. Shut up. just sold one of the car seat covers from the G-Wagon and bought the Venute. Shut up. I drive a 2012 Mitsubishi Lancer. It's not flash.

Is it because you bought that car over here from Australia with you? Yeah. Has it got some Australian problems? Maybe they looked at the VIN number and they were like, this is from Aussie, let's take this girl for a ride. Maybe. Yeah. Do you ever think that, because I don't have this, I don't know what the experience is like Aussie, let's take this girl for a ride. Maybe. Yeah. Do you ever think that, because I don't have this,

I don't know what the experience is like for you, do you ever think that because you're female, you get a different response from mechanics or is that an old school thing? Like honestly, honestly. Honestly, depends where you go. Because you know a fair bit about cars. I do know, yeah, bits and pieces.

So not just girls, a lot of people wouldn't know. They would pick the type of person maybe and go, oh, shit, we can tell this guy that he needs a new... I probably look like an idiot when I dropped the car off yesterday. Yeah. Yep, that's probably right. And, I mean, how would you know? How would you know?

I mean, unless we undertook an investigation where we investigated it. Can you be bothered, though? No, I can't be bothered. So at the end of the day, you just pay the bill and you just complain about it for about a week and then you get over it, right? Right, that's just how it goes. And that's just life.

And that is life. That's how life goes. It's just, oh, like I'm going to be eating two minute noodles for the next month. Yeah, look on the bright side. Yum. True. Noodles are good.

You've got to find the sunshine in these kind of things sometimes. I think just, I'm not ready to be an adult I know that I'm nearly 30 But this hasn't happened to me all that many times You know when you go to the dentist I'm talking a big bill I'm talking a couple of thousand No, you lie

This has happened to you You just haven't had to pay for it This happened to you when you had your global roaming bill over Christmas. And how much was it? How much was the bill in the end? $11,000. $11,000. You have had this.

This is the first time it's had to come off your credit card. That's how much it could have been. Yeah. Can we just mention that? Sure. That doesn't matter. You didn't pay for it. The company paid for it.

It was $500 or something. Ross Boss ended up paying for it. This is the first time it's directly impacted you. And that's why there's a black cloud hanging over your head at the moment. People are texting in. They're like, what the hell did you get done that was worth $1,700?

Yeah, like I said, she had new shocks put in her G-Wagon. We can fix this for you. You're not the only one. We can't fix it, but we can make you feel a bit better. Oh, $800 at him. Do you want to have a whinge this afternoon? Yeah, a little bit of a whinge. What's your big, unexpected bill that you got?

And like the car service, you didn't get anything for it. You couldn't put on, like, once you spend $400 on your power bill, you couldn't wear it to work the next day. No. You know? Your big, annoying, ugly, unexpected bill, just get it out. Let's all just discuss it together and have another whinge. Big old bitch fest.

Yeah, why not? 0800 dial ZM. You can text 9696 as well. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I'm not ready to be an adult. I want to go back. No, I know you do. I want to go back and live with my parents.

You can't. No, I want to live with my parents forever. You say that, but you don't. You'd get to Stanthorpe in Australia and you'd love it for a week and your dinners would be made for you and your washing would be done, but then you'd be bored. You're making it sound awesome. No, then you'd be bored.

Then you'd be bored. I want to go back. I got a really large bill yesterday. I put my car in for a service. Thought it was a routine service. Nope. Turns out there was a whole lot of work to be done $1,700 later. Are you the sort of person who doesn't service their car though?

Like people do this. They don't service it for five years and they go, what do you mean I need new tires? Don't they last forever? I service my car so vigilantly. Right. Yeah. So I'm like every time it needs a service, boom, it's in for a service. Okay.

Well, we're going to try and make you feel better this afternoon. Some other people are going to call and have a big moan about the big bill they got. What was your crappy big bill? Hi, EJ. How you going? Good. What was your big bill that you got? Well, this was $1,400 to get the air con in our car fixed.

A week later, it stopped working. The car or the air cons? The air cons. Right. And then what happened? Long story short, the parts supplier is blaming the installer. The installer is blaming the parts supplier. And you're just winding down the window.

And we are now currently going through small claims court. Oh, God, AJ. See, it could be worse. You could go to court. Oh, that's so annoying. If I go to court, I want it to be for something really exciting, not an air conditioning unit. You know, I want it to be like Clint's under suspicion

of importing diamonds or something like that. I would definitely go to court for something like that. No, let's hope I don't go to court. Hi, Alicia. Hello. What was your big bill that you got, Alicia? I'm currently on my way to the mechanic to pick up my little March where they charged me an extra $245

to get the little indicator that covers on the door replaced. $245. Isn't that more than a Nissan March retails for these days? What? Couldn't you just go on Trade Me and grab yourself a new one for that price? Well, he suggested that I go up to a parked one and steal some. Oh, my God.

He did not. Yeah. Oh, my God. Tell him to do that for you and say... I know. He suggested that. Yeah, and be like, look, I'll pay you half. You go, no, actually, no.

See, this is how I'm going to end up in court. Do you want to hear a few texts? Yeah, please. Someone on the text machine, big bills that they received. Someone said, I've been living out of New Zealand for two years, but I came home in December. Last week

I got a bill from the IRD for an overdue $4,000 on my student loan. Yeah. Oh, no! Yeah, big annoying bill. And I could sit here and go, yeah, well you should have paid your student loan bill. But no one wants to hear that, right?

No one wants to hear that. What about this one? My stupid cat cost me $5,000 after he fell out of a bloody tree. Get pet insurance. Oh, I know no one wants, again, no one wants to hear that after the cat's fallen out of the tree. But get pet insurance. Because five grand on a cat is a crap load of money. Because then, you know, who knows what could happen to that cat.

Yeah. After spending five grand on it. Hi, Phoebe. Run over. Yeah, I know. Hi, Phoebe. Sorry, is that me? Is it you?

Oh, my God. Do I have to wonder about how many times you guys say Phoebe? My name's Stevie. Stevie? Stevie? Stevie? S-T-E-V-I. Okay. That's Producer Ellie.

Have you got that now, Producer Ellie? Yes. We've officially changed your name in the computer, Stevie. No, sorry. Have a win for us. My bill is actually so frustrating because, three, just don't get married because all your husband's bills are your bills too. Oh, yeah, see, nah, I'm avoiding that.

So my husband's truck costed $10,000 to get first. $10,000 for what? For what? It was like a truck I never wanted him to get in the first place. And he didn't want to let go of it. It broke down and it cost him grand. I'm like... Hey, Stevie, you know what you're doing?

Clint really, really wants... What's the car that you want? Ford Ranger. You're never getting a Ford Ranger after this. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all the podcast, ZM. Oh my God, I heard she bought

all her followers. She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Our game where producer Ellie gives us

famous people from Instagram and we guess how many followers they've got. On the line today, a pair of JBL live headphones. You and I are playing for someone at home. Voice activated, you tap the ear cup and you can just tell them what you want them to do. They've got Google Assistant and Alexa built in.

They even go the toilet for you. It's incredible. They do. Serena, hi. Hey, how's it going? Hi, Serena. You've got to choose a team. Who do you want to play for you? Bree or myself? Oh, I'm going to have to go with Bree. Thanks, Serena. She is slightly ahead.

She has a lead of eight games to seven, so that's understandable. I haven't been on a good run, though. Sophie, I'll be playing for you, okay? If I take this out, you get the JBL Lives. Excellent. Excellent. Alright, let's do this thing. Who is the first celebrity producer, Ellie? Alright, your first celebrity, who has apparently hinted

new music, is Adele. Ah apparently hinted new music is Adele. Ah. Okay. Do we think Adele does her own Instagram? I don't think I've ever been on Adele's Instagram. I don't think either.

Um... Alright, for Adele, Clint, you've put four... Point nine. Point nine million. Oh, I went too big. Brie, you've put 17 million. Adele has 31.8 million. I went too big. Brie, you've put $17 million. Adele has $31.8 million.

Yeah! Point to Brie. I should have known. It's bloody Adele. Yeah, you really underestimated her, both of you. Yeah, okay. I did. Cool.

Next. All right, your next one. She's also had her own royal baby, as she said on Instagram. It's Amy Schumer. I was on her Instagram earlier. Did she have a baby today? She did, yeah. I didn't even know she was pregnant. Yeah, there you go. She had her baby. Oh, congratulations, Amy Schumer. I was on her Instagram earlier. Did she have a baby today? She did, yeah. I didn't even know she was pregnant. Yeah, there you go. She had her baby.

Oh, congratulations, Amy Schumer. How many Instagram followers, though? She had a lot of success recently, like in the last three or five years. Alright, for Amy Schumer, Clint, you've put 19 million. Brie, you've put 9 million. Amy Schumer has 8. you've put $19 million. Bree, you've put $9 million.

Amy Schumer has $8.5 million. Another point to Bree. Two in front. This might be a panting. See, I was going too low and then I went too high. Give us another one. Okay, your next one is an amazing comedian, in my opinion. Australian, Chris Lilley.

Chris Lilley, star of what's the new show called? Lunatics. Right. And Summer Heights High. Yep. He just reposted a meme that ZM made on his Instagram account. Yes, he did, didn't he? Yeah.

He didn't tag us though. Yeah, no, no credit. Nice one, Chris Lilley. All right, for Chris Lilley. Clint, you've put $490,000. Oh, it went too big. Brie, you put $1.1 million. Chris Lilley. Clint, you've put $490,000. Oh, it went too big. Brie, you've put $1.1 million. Chris Lilley has $491,000. Holy crap.

Whoa. You really got that. Wow. It's going on. That's weird. Okay, cool. Back in the game. All right, back in the game.

Okay, your next celebrity. Oh, one of my crushes since a teenager. He's just starring in the new Netflix show about Ted Bundy. Zac Efron. Zac Efron. Oh. I just watched that. Yeah. Are we counting how many abs?

Because that's like six million. How many for Zac Efron? Zac Efron, he is so good looking. The hard one is, the hard one is, is he Kardashian? He's obviously huge,, is he Kardashian? He's obviously huge, but is he Kardashian level huge

when it comes to Instagram? Well, that's the question. So, Clint, for Zac Efron, you put $49 million. Brie, you've put $22 million. Zac Efron has $39.1 million. That's a point to Clint. Damn it.

Hey, Brie, guess where we are. It's a tiebreaker again. Why does it happen every week? One more. Hey, Brie, guess where we are? Guess where we are? Tiebreaker again. This happens every time. Why does it happen every week? One more Instagram celebrity to decide the Insta fame game and the winner of the JBL Live headphones. All right, your final celebrity is RuPaul. From RuPaul's Drag Race?

Yes. Come on, Brie. I love him. This should sort of work in your favour, but maybe not. I've never been on his Instagram. Come on, I should win this. RuPaul, Clint, you've put $3.9 million. Brie, you've put $3.2 million.

Oh, it's tight. It's close. It's really tight. RuPaul has 3 million. Yes! It's a go to Brie! Come on! Play the winning music.

Serena, you're back to winner. Congrats, Serena. We've got some JBL live headphones for you. Woohoo, thank you so much. No worries. What was the number again? How many? Three million.

Girl, we were both incredibly close. Yeah, very close. Yeah, maybe we should just give Sophie some headphones as well. Do we have any? I wish we could. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint, take the car lead. Every day, two tickets up for grabs to his sold-out show.

There's a second show on as well, Wednesday, November 20, at Auckland Spark Arena. Tickets from Ticketmaster right now. But all you have to do is take the car lead and finish some car lead lyrics. Pretty simple. You're our test dummy each day. No, I don't like being the test dummy.

No, you can be the test dummy. All you've got to do is show people how to do it, okay? I'm bad at this game. So, if you can finish it the same way, just like this, then you'll win a double pass to Carlead. Okay. Alright, you can do this. Alright.

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You got this. Good luck. Here you this. Good luck. Here you go. We got it! Nice work, Cody. You're going to see Colleen. How nerve-wracking was that? That was so scary.

I'm literally at work right now, and I'm standing outside. I'm going to get in so much trouble. Also, you just sung live on the radio in front of half a million people. Oh, that's bad. You killed it. That's cool. Don't worry about that. Okay, you're going with a friend for free. Congratulations.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. No worries. Full ticket details for that second Carle lead show are online at ZM Online. You can go and find those now. And tomorrow, again, at 5 o'clock, another chance for you to take the car lead and win a double pass. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Modern dating can be really confusing. Yeah, because you don't know if you're dating a robot or not. Well, I mean, you meet people. Like, isn't it weird to think like these days, imagine going back in the 60s and telling them what dating is like now. But also imagine going back into the 60s and having to date like that.

Like. Might be easier. Might be, but. But. There's not as much choice. It'd be simpler. That's it. It'd be simpler because there's not as much choice.

With social media, yeah. Your radius, because everyone talks about their Tinder radius these days, your radius is literally how far you can walk. Like if you can't walk to that girl over there, you're not going to be able to go on a date with her. Well, yeah, these days you can date someone in England if you want to. Technically, you can have an online relationship. And they might be a robot.

Yeah. But I was talking with you off air earlier today and we're discussing how often people are really honest with each other when dating. Like, and I'm talking about if you go on a date with someone and say you're not feeling it or there's the real reason you don't want a second date, how often or not do you hear the real reason from the person? Almost never. I don't think you, yeah, often or not do you hear the real reason from the person? Almost never. I don't think you, yeah, it's rare that you hear the real reason.

But I think you're saving that person, like I think it's nicer not to tell them. Because, because, do I want to go on one date with you and it doesn't work out, like I'm just not feeling it. Do you want me to tell you all the things that I think is wrong with you? If it's something that I'm doing that I can change, then maybe. Like if maybe I didn't ask enough questions about you and maybe I appear to be all into myself

and I didn't ask enough questions, then I want to know that. Yeah. You know? In theory you do. In theory. In reality, when that happens, you're probably more likely to reply with, well, screw you. You've got an ugly nose.

You know? You know? It's easy in theory to take that kind of constructive criticism. Yeah, sometimes I'd just like to hear, you know, the real reasons from people, which, I mean, we have a platform and we have a community, the Brinkley family, where, I mean, are you willing to get really honest this afternoon? About what specifically?

I want to hear the reasons from people as to why they've turned down a second date. Okay. The real reasons. Yeah. Okay. So it was a casual thing and you've only been on one date, one or two dates? One or two dates. Yeah.

And maybe you told them whatever reason you told them, but it wasn't the real reason you didn't want a second date. Okay. Boys and girls? Boys and girls. Yeah. I want to get some honest, I want to get brutally honest answers. We can change names with this.

We can. If you want to. It's a tough one because it requires people who want to actually be honest and tell the truth but look it might be good to finally tell someone but actually i'm lying you've definitely told all of your friends the real reason why you didn't have another date but you never tell the date exactly and you don't have to tell the date here but maybe if you put these reasons out into the universe we prefer you didn't tell the date. Like don't come on and go, Joseph Smith. This is the reason.

You smelt weird. But maybe that is the reason. I don't date guys who wear that kind of cloth. Yeah. I want to hear from you. 0800 dial ZM. Are you willing to put yourself out there and be honest so we can all learn and maybe get something out of this?

The real reason that you didn't want a second date. The real reason. 0800 dial ZM. ZM, Sp out of this. The real reason that you didn't want a second date. The real reason. Oh, $800 ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're getting brutally honest this afternoon. We want to know the real reason there was no second date. This is getting really interesting. There's so many great texts.

Because you're right that no one ever tells you the truth. It's rare that you get someone after a first date say to you, this is the real reason. You'll just get, oh, I'm not ready or I wasn't really feeling it. I thought I was over my ex but turns out I'm not. There was no spark. What else? They're all the general ones.

That's it. I'm just not ready for something that serious at the moment. But then you go on the date in the first place. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So people are being really honest with us this afternoon and we've got some interesting responses. There's a lot on the text machine to get through. What was the real reason there wasn't a second date?

Someone texted through and said he wore undies. I'm talking budgie smuggling undies. I have one pair of those and my wife does not let me wear them. Yeah. So that was the reason for that person. This one, her laugh sounded like a cow being murdered. Right. See, that's the kind of feedback that you don't give someone.

If that was the case, would you want to know? You can't change your laugh. You can't change your laugh, but the under thing you can. Find someone who loves you for your murderous cow laugh. Exactly. What about this one? This one's really, oh, someone said, I didn't want a second date because he had long, dirty fingernails.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bit of a turn off. But, but, if you like the person, that's something they can change. Exactly. So she should have told him. But you can't change the fact that it grosses you out in the moment. I get that.

Hi, Robin. Hi, Robin. Hello. What was the real reason that you can't change the fact that it grosses you out in the moment. I get that. Hi, Robin. Hi, Robin. Hello. What was the real reason that you didn't want a second date? The real reason is that he was just so boring. Like, the chat, I couldn't do it for another date. We had two dates. Yeah.

And then I was kind of on my way out. And I was like, okay. And so I was like, no I'll give him another chance. So we had a date arranged. And then the night before the third date, he called me and then literally didn't talk. Like he just called me, said hi. And I was like, oh, hi, how's it going?

Like, what are you calling me for? It's been two days. So what's the reason you gave him? So you obviously didn't tell him he was boring. What reason did you tell him there was no second or third date? I'm such an awful person. I said, I was like, oh, you know, you're a really great guy, but I'm just super busy at the moment in my life.

Like, I just, I don't have time to really date. Typical reason, Robin. You're not awful. That's what everybody does. That's what everyone does. And to be fair, that's so much easier than going, I'm sorry, mate, you're really boring. Hi, Mike. Hi, how you going? mate, you're really boring. Hi, Mike.

Hi, how you going? Okay, I want to hear from you, Mike. What was the reason you told them there was no second date, but what was the actual reason? So I told her I had to nip off to work. Okay. But the actual reason was that I had been off work for a few weeks prior to meeting up with her,

and I had been on some fairly strong back painkillers. And I was a little bit out to it, and I started up this weird relationship with her without realising what I had done once I had come off the tablets that I was on and had to meet her once I'd stopped taking the tablets. And I just thought I know nothing about you because you've been talking to someone that wasn't

paying any attention. Oh my god. Mike, we hear some crazy stories in this job. That is one of the most ridiculous stories. You got into a relationship that you didn't know about while you were on back pain meds. I just thought they made you constipated. I told her they made you constipated. I told her she could move into my house.

Are you kidding? This woman must hate you. Oh, my God. She does. I got a message on Instagram a few weeks ago, and it was unfriendly, to say the least. Yeah. That is crazy.

Stay off the drugs, Mike. Maybe that was Mike's alternative ego. Yeah. Alter ego. Bizarre. That is crazy. Any more texts? Yeah, there's quite a few more texts.

Why did you not want a second date? The real reason someone said he had false teeth, but I told him I needed to focus on my kids more. Right. False teeth, yeah. Well, if he's popping them out at dinner, yeah, sweet. Someone else has texted through and they said, it's because she believed in sex after marriage.

Oh, okay. So your belief systems didn't match up. Yeah, and obviously you wanted something else and you weren't ready to get married. And that's totally fine. Just know when to end it. Hi, Kate. Hi.

Kate, what was the, no, I want to hear from you, Kate, the first, the reason that you told them that there was no second date? I just kind of friend-zoned him and just kept on calling him bro every time he called and he was saying I was busy. And what was the real reason? Well, when I met him, he had this funky smell. And then when we went out on an actual date, I realised that he smelt like he had been playing with the chicken too much.

Oh! I know that smell,elt like he had been playing with the chicken too much. Oh! I know that smell. Chicken coop smell. Yeah. Yeah. It's, yeah, kind of at first I was like, oh, what is that? Hang on, hang on. Do you mean playing with the chickens or playing with the chickens?

Playing with the chicken. Yeah. The chicken head, the chicken neck. Which chicken? Are we talking about chicken or are we talking about chicken? Playing. The chicken that he owns. Okay. They'll do. Are we talking about chicken or are we talking about? Chicken. The chicken that he owns. Okay.

That'll do. That'll do. Do you know that smell, Bree? That went, yeah, no, I know that smell probably even more so. Thanks, Kate. Really, really interesting. I hope you had fun hearing that. We really did.

Wow. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. I must have sounded like the biggest creep.

Yeah, because you're like, I know it well. No, I know that smell. I know it very well. Again, if you know, you know. And if you don't, that's cool. We're here to give you a birthday banger this afternoon. Yeah, it's where we take your birthday and we figure out what was number one on your 16th.

Today's going to be a good one. I can feel it in my loins. Hi, Byron. Hi, Byron. G'day, guys. What's your birthday? 5-11-74.

Okay, Byron, you were 16 in 1990 on the 5th of November and on that day this was number one. Check out the hook while my DJ will rock it.

Ice, ice, baby. Vanilla ice, Of November, and on that day, this was number one. Stick up the hook while my DJ revolves. Vanilla ice, ice, baby. You get ice, ice, baby. Stoked on that? Yeah, I think it'll be all right, eh? Not bad, not bad. It's a classic now. I mean, yeah, it's a classic now.

Let's go to Brooklyn. Kia ora, Brooklyn. I love that name. That's me. Hello, how you doing? Good. What's your birthday, Brooklyn? The 6th of September, 1996.

Okay, you were 16 in 2012 on the 6th of September. And back in 2012, this was number one. These old girls don't look like they're fading. Don't look like they're ever going away. A contender for best Guy Sebastian song of all time. Oh, yeah, what a bop. With Lupe Fiasco, yeah. A bop indeed. He'll never top it.

We did an investigation to figure out if it was a Lupe Fiasco or a Guy Sebastian song a little while ago. Turns out it's both. It's both of their songs. They both got it put on their album. It's not one featuring the other. Because it's a chain. One more. Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, guys. How are you going?

Good, Amanda. What's your birthday? 16 February 78. Okay, Amanda, you were 16 in 1994 on the 16th of February and this is your birthday banger. I can see clear in the dark of the rain. I remember this song. We're going to need the producers today. Jimmy Cliff. I can see all...

I've got a feeling we're not going to agree today, Brie. I think we're going to need the producers. That's yours, Amanda. You love it? Yeah, it was a good song. Yeah, cool. All right. I want to know from Amanda what she would pick.

Okay, sure. Amanda, if it was up to you, Lupe Fiasco Guy Sebastian, Vanilla Ice, or Jimmy Cliff? I reckon Ice Ice Baby. Totally. It is a standout. Yeah, fair enough.

It's between you and me though, Brie, and if we can't decide, we will go to producer Ellie to make the decision. Okay. Do you want to say it at the exact same time? Yep. Okay.

Are we saying artist or title? We'll say title. Title, okay. Okay. Are we saying artist or title? We'll say title. Title. Okay. Three, two, one. I can see clearly. I knew we were going to need a producer and that's okay. We don't always see eye to eye on this.

This happens like that. And usually she can't make a decision, but she has come forth right into the studio because she knows what she wants. I'm here. Ellie, all three songs are available to you. Yep. And I want to hear

the trill that Guy Sebastian does in that Battle Scars song. Yes, you do too. Yep. That's what I want to hear. Okay. Give us a little bit of the trill.

It's Battle Scars. It's like that. That was good. It was really bad. It's good of a man. That's really good. He's the real version right now. Brooklyn,

your birthday bang is on. Congrats. Oh my god They're so exciting I can't wait to bring them in my car Let's go Don't look like they're ever gonna wait They ain't never gonna change

These battles Never let a wound ruin me But I feel like ruins wound me Arrow holes that never close From Cupid on a shooting spree Feeling stupid cause I know it ain't no you and me I'm out. With no Tom Hanks to bring you home A lover, not a fighter on the front line with a poem Trying to write yourself a rifle, maybe sharpen up a song To fight the tanks and drones of you being alone I wish I never moved, I wish I never touched I wish that I could stop loving you so much

Cause I'm the only one that's trying to keep us together When all of the signs say that I should forget her I wish you were the best, the best I ever had I wish that the good, I'll bring the bad Cause it'll never be over And so you tell me it's over These bad old stars Don't look like they're fading

Don't look like they're ever gonna fade They ain't never gonna change These bad old stars Don't look like they're paid Don't look like they're ever gonna wait They ain't never gonna change These battles Then just leave me Shouldn't have, but you said it

And I hope you never come back It shouldn't have happened, but you let it Now you're down on the ground screaming medic The only thing that comes is the post-traumatic stressors. Shields, body armors, and vestors. Don't properly work. That's why you're in a locker full of hurt. The enemy within and all the fires from your friends.

The best medicines to probably just let it win. I wish I couldn't feel. I wish I couldn't love. I wish that I could stop because it hurts so much. And I'm the only one that's trying to keep us together When all of the signs say that I should forget her I wish you were the best, best I ever had I wish that the good outweighed the bad

Cause it'll never be over Until you tell me it's over I have these battle scars Don't look like they're faded Don't look like they're ever gonna fade They ain't ever gonna change These battle scars don't look like they're fading Don't look like they're ever gonna fade

They ain't ever gonna change These battle scars Cause you set me on fire I never felt so alive No, hoping wounds heal But it never does That's because you at war with love And I'm at the point of breaking

And it's impossible to shake it Yeah See You hope the wound heals, but it never does That's cause you at war with love Hope it heals, but it never does That's cause you at war with love These battle scars

I can't fade out I ain't never gonna wait I ain't never gonna change These battle scars Never. Never. Never ZM That is a contender for best Guy Sebastian song of all time And a winner today for birthday banger Battlescars Thoroughly enjoyed it

You know that song went so well And was so good There's a part two Battlescars part two There is two? Battle Scars part two. There is a Battle Scars part two. Which didn't go as well. No, it went all right in Aussie. It's kind of like, you know that Eminem and Rihanna song?

Yeah. What song? No. I'm friends with the monster. That one. No, they did another song and they did a part two because the first one went so well. The monster part two.

Is it? I don't know. Beat out this from Jimmy Cliff. Oh, that's a nice tune. Nah, that's a nice song.

All of the dark clouds. Oh, nice when he sings it. Love the way you lie. Oh, okay. Had part two.

Okay, sure. As well. Love that. For people playing at home. Love part two. The only part two I like is Confessions part two from Usher. See? Hey.

Works for some songs. That's because Confessions part one is just an interlude. Yeah, true. Yeah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Producer Ben is in studio at the moment doing sprint starts. Just checking out the start. Yeah, he's practising his start. He's getting ready. He's out the start. Yeah, he's practicing his start.

He's getting ready. He's going to race. We've got a race for him. And we've also got a shiny new intro for you as well. Here you go. A superb demonstration of power sprinting. Oh, he's retained his title in the most emphatic way. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

You say Ben. He's the fastest man on the planet. Long story short, Ben reckons he's fast, real fast. And we tested that last week when he attempted to take on the fastest new high school 100 metre record. Yeah, the 100 metre secondary school's record. And how'd you go, Ben? Smashed it. No, you didn't. No, you definitely didn't. You lost by four seconds. Yeah, had a bad start, not great conditions. Lots of complaints.

So we hear you and we support you, okay? We'd love a record-breaking athlete on our show. It would be great for the show. It would be good. So we've offered you the chance and another record. There's another challenge up for grabs. I would say this record is way harder. But you know

Because this will be controlled and this will be final this one okay. It'll be on a track. Yes. And it will be timed. This is the make or break. We're going to give you a shot on Thursday at Paralympic champion sprinter Liam Malone's record. Alright. And he joins us right now

on the phone. Liam, good afternoon. How are we doing, guys? Better than Ben. Jesus. Finally, Liam, we have a real champion in the midst of our presence. Well, thank you for having me. Now, last week, just to give you some context, Ben ran a 13.88 in bare feet in uncontrolled circumstances.

What do you make of that time? I think that's pretty good. I mean, going from taking on high school students, I think the next best attempt at building self-confidence is to take on the record of a guy with no legs. So next we can measure Ben's IQ against the chimpanzee and see how he goes.

I think he'll do pretty good. One step at a time, Len. I'd back the chimpanzee, I think. It is your record. This is the catch. We're not telling him what it is because we don't want him to be daunted by it.

Half of this is mental, right? He needs to go into this thinking he can beat your record. Well, he has legs, so that's a good first step. Yeah, it is. So he's already got that advantage, so you would say, you know, you're one up already, Ben. Yeah, you better win, Ben.

Yeah, that's true, yeah. We want you, Liam, because you're a champion, you're a Paralympian, pretty incredible feat that you've overtaken. We want you to give Ben a few tips on how he might be able to better himself. Yeah, and it's on Tuesday, by the way. How can he get fast fast?

Yeah, well, I think the mental advantage of having two feet up is a good start. And I think on the day, take a bunch of caffeine and then don't worry about it. He'll be fine. I think he's good. I think he's got a chance.

I think he's got a chance. What about doping? Because he's not covered by WADA or the Olympic... Yeah, do it as much as you like. Yes. Look up a Russian doctor in the phone book and you'll be good to go. Yeah.

Cool. I mean, it's available to you. If he says I can't, I'm going. I don't encourage it. I don't endorse drugs, but, you know, if you want to do it, whatever it takes. And just send me to the cafe. I don't know if that's a great idea, but...

Yeah, Ben might poo himself mid-race if he does that. Yeah, we don't want that, Liam. And finally, diet. Leading up to this, he's got two more days. What would you recommend Liam Malone, Paralympic champion, that Ben eats to get fast fast? Well, I'll do some... He has a habit of eating fast food,

so I think just eat your heart out. Oh, eat your heart out. Eat your heart out. Chicken nuggets. That's the diet of Usain Bolt. 100 chicken nuggets on race day. I have run pretty quickly after an Indian curry. You're running somewhere though.

Yeah, that's true. Liam, that's been really, really helpful. You're going to be our official timekeeper for the race as well, which is huge. Liam's going to be there. You're going to have to try and beat Liam's record, which is huge. So no pressure, Ben. Oh, Liam's going to be there? Yeah, yeah. He's going to be there? Yeah. You're going to have to try and beat Liam's record in front of Liam.

So no pressure, mate. Cool. Oh, this has got him. I'm so excited. We'll see you on Thursday, Liam. Thanks for your advice. Thanks, Liam. Look, sounds great, guys, and catch you then.

All right, cheers. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This next conversation is probably one for the grown-ups. Just for a grown-up kind of vibe. Just because there's nothing bad in it. No. It's just the topics you might not want to explain.

To younger ears. Yeah. And like Brie said yesterday, man, this is going to be a boring chat. I'd turn it off if I was under 16. It's really not. It's real interesting. Okay. Hopefully we're clear.

We got this text last week, which we talked about yesterday, which we think is one of the stranger texts we've ever got. I'm just going to read it out. Okay? Okay. Us girls love listening to you guys at work, but was hoping that you could do what Fletch does and say the time more often.

We work in a brothel. And listening to you guys in the rooms, but we don't have a way, we listen to you guys in the rooms because we don't have a way of checking the clocks in between positions. And it kind of ruins the fantasy, lol. At least this way,

we can tell the time based on the length of songs. A text like that stands out and we read a lot of the text on the text machine and I remember saying to you, I was like, have a look at the text. Like that's so interesting. We usually get texts like, what can I win? Or can you play this song? Yeah, or where's Jason PJ? Yeah.

So that text kind of stood out and we have been talking about it for a week and we haven't been able to move past it. We thought, is it real? Yes. So we gave them a call today. It's called that number. And we recorded it, but we're not going to put the call to air because the person doesn't want to be identified.

They said we can play a little bit of it if we change their voice. Can we just talk, can we talk a bit about, you know. Yeah, don't say where they were. No. No. But the first thing they said when we called them she was lovely yeah super nice girl and she goes oh she's like i can't talk about that that's my double life and we were like what do you mean she was at her day job

at her other job which was like a very normal the job that everybody knows that she does. Exactly. Very normal, everyday job and then she goes and I do that job on the side. It's my double life. She went into a quiet space and told us a bit more

about it and this is the reason why she wants us to tell the time a bit more often. Okay, so we all just listen to ZDM but it's like

we can't keep looking at the clock because the guys always call us out on it but usually like once we can't keep looking at the crop because the guys always call us out on it. But usually like once we hear a time, we always kind of count the songs from being like, oh, sweet, in like three minutes we've heard one more song. And we can only put them in the shower and then they can leave.

Genius. Genius. Very, very smart. We also said to her, does that mean that you guys are listening when we're talking? So technically We said to her, what if something funny happens on the radio? She goes, oh, we both laugh. So they

listen to it loud enough that if we're having a conversation about something and something really funny happens, they'll both go, ha ha ha ha, in the middle of the thing. Yeah. If you're both listening to the radio, is anybody in the moment? That's what I'm wondering. Like if you're both,

like I can imagine, I can imagine it's work for them so they're not into it, into it. But if the other person is also listening to it, like, what's your vibe with that?

Why don't you guys just listen to the radio? What's your vibe? Playing like some background noise or like a song? Oh, what's my vibe in the moment? Yeah, like do you like a bit of background kind of noise?

Oh, I don't mind it. Yeah, I don't mind it. I think I like it. Yeah, but I don't go and put it on. Like I'm not like. Oh, you're not going to be like put on your mix CD? No, because no. Be like, hey, Lucy.

Not when you're married. A mix this early. If I put on a playlist, you'd just go, you'd hear, no. These are my conversions. Fascinating. And here at the Bree and Clint show, we are proud to be on in those rooms. Not just because we'll take every single listener we can get.

Also, it's 6.12pm. Oh, that's the bit they need, right? That's the key, mate. 6.12. Going to play three songs. Then it'll be 6.21. ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint. The. Going to play three songs. Then it'll be 6.21. ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint.

The podcast. Welcome into the studio, the producers. Hello. Hello, guys. Producer Ellie, producer Ben. Hey, guys. I've invited them in because I want to play a game off the back of this story about Charlize Theron,

or as Ellie likes to call her, Charlize Theron. Do you want to give her name a go? Do you want a redemption round? Okay, I'm going to try. Yeah. Charlize Theron. Do you want to give her name a go? Do you want a redemption round? Okay, I'm going to try. Yeah. Charlize Theron. Pretty good. No, ruined it at the end of the night.

Not bad. We'll take it. We'll take it. She was on the Andy Cohen show recently, and a caller called in and asked her this question. Are the rumors true that you turned down the role of Wonder Woman? I did not turn the role of Wonder Woman down. So somebody had said to me, there's action on this thing, Wonder Woman.

You know, we just want to make you aware of it. And I was like, I'm not familiar with it. I don't really know what it means. What does Wonder Woman do? And this person said, no, it's for Wonder Woman's mom. Whoa. Awkward. She's also come out recently and said,

so Gal Gadot was the woman who got cast as Wonder Woman. Amazing. And did a great job. And did an amazing job. And Charlize Theron is actually only nine years older than her. Right. So the woman who ended up getting. She would have to have been a Wonder Woman.

I know, right? Because she would have been nine when she gave birth. The woman who did get cast as Wonder Woman's mum was Connie Nielsen, who was 53. Oh, yeah. How old, and this is why we got the producers in, we're going to play a little game of How Old Is That Celebrity? Cool.

Charlize Theron. Charlize Theron. Charlize Theron. Damn, Ellie's wearing off on me. How old is she? Do you want us to place our bets? Yeah, place your bets right now. See, I don't think she's that old. Oh, write it down.

Write it down. Write it down. Charlize Theron. Okay, Clint, you have come in at 38. Ellie says 43. And Ben says 40. Ooh, we're very close. Shalice Theron is 43.

Oh! Right. That is one to Ellie. I've now got some other popular celebrities who may be a little bit older, you would think. Sure. We're going to test your knowledge. Let's go with Brad Pitt. How old is Brad Pitt?

Oh, I think I know how old Brad Pitt is. So, so far it's one to Ellie. Please get in your answers all at the same time. Three, two, one. Clint has come in with 53 for Brad Pitt. Ellie, you've said 47. And Ben with 53 for Brad Pitt. Ellie, you've said 47. And Ben, 55 for Brad Pitt. On the money is Ben, 55.

Two in a row. It's one to Ellie, one to Ben. Let's go with... God, he looks good for 55. Doesn't he? What's his secret? Let's go with his ex, Jennifer Aniston. Oh, yeah. How? What's his secret? Let's go with his ex, Jennifer Aniston. Oh, yeah.

How old is Jennifer Aniston? Three, two, one. I need your answers. Clint, you've said 50. Ellie said 51. And producer Ben has also said 51. Someone is on the money. And it's Clint.

Oh, nice. She's 50, yeah. Okay, so this is for the win Oh this is the Oh no I was at one point each One point each Okay cool

This is for the win Sorry we're just waiting for that We're starting it again One of the biggest movies of the year Or if not the biggest movie ever sorry Robert Downey Jr Or otherwise known as Iron Man.

How old is Robert Downey Jr.? What, you don't know what Robert Downey Jr. looks like? Are you kidding me? Picture Iron Man with the mask off. No mask. Don't know Iron Man. Oh my god. Okay, I got it. Alright, he plays Iron Man.

That's your one hint. Okay, okay, I got it. All right, he plays Iron Man. That's your one hint. Three, two, one. I think I've gone too low. Get in your ages. Clint, you've said 56. Ellie has said 48. And Ben has also said 48. Oh, my goodness.

All right. Robert Downey Jr. And the winner of today's game of Guess That Age is Clinton Roberts. Has he got it on the money? Wow. There you go. It's amazing what a suit of iron will do for you. Takes years off you.

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