ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 7th 2020

Episode Date: May 7, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. We've got to make this quick because we're about to start the live stream of me giving you a full-blown haircut. Yeah, can you not call it a full-blown haircut? Just call it a haircut. A full-blown hairstyle. I don't mind if I don't look too much different, okay? I don't, I don't, I really don't. That's pretty much you not giving me permission to cut off much. Well, I've shown you what I want, and it doesn't involve cutting off much.

Oh, but I need to do something. Yeah, you do. Or else people are going to go, it looks exactly the same. Fuck, I'm so scared. I mean, honestly. Because I'm like, oh, I'm going to grow back, I'm going to grow back, I'm going to grow back.

I'm at least going to use the clippers around the sides. Can I ask you guys, because I'm not asking you, because you'll just say yes. If this goes badly, do you think I have the head For a kinna What's that mean

Like a shaved head Alright I don't know I feel like you can't tell Until you actually shave it off I know That's why I'm asking Do you think

Like Your head's pretty big I know I think you'd be alright You've got a nice face So it's like It'll focus on that Oh thanks Thanks Suck up Lovely face Like I know for a fact I think you'd be alright. You've got a nice face. So it's like, it'll focus on that. Oh, thanks.

Suck up. Like, I know for a fact I would have the ugliest bald head in the room. So would I. Shall we find out? No, absolutely not. I'll shave mine if you shave yours. Not in a million years. I'll shave yours if you shave mine. If you gave me a million dollars, I'd have to think about it.

Are you freaking serious? I you gave me a million dollars, I'd have to think about it. Are you freaking serious? I'm legit. A million dollars? Ellie, you'd shave your head for a million dollars, eh? Yeah, I would. I said I'd have to think about it. I probably would. Sorry, deal's off.

I'm doing it. Sorry, excuse me. If you're not interested in this, I'll proposition. Ten grand. Someone said shave your head bald to the skin. Ten grand. I'd think about it. I'd Ten grand. I'd think about it. I'd do it.

I'd think about it. You've nearly done it already last week, Ben. Yeah, Ben. It's a lot bigger deal for a woman to shave their head. Way bigger. Yeah, I know. Clearly. That's why we do it.

No, but like, I mean. Imagine how you get, So you'd get 10 grand But then how much You spend on shampoo and shit Like you'll save all that too True Probably end up with 20 grand Nah I don't think

We spend that much That is a big exaggeration Hair dryer Electricity Those things ain't cheap Yeah straightener Straightener Sell your straightener

Trade me Get some money Well it will grow back Not if you keep shaving it I would not Okay so you won't do it for a million No I never said I wouldn't do it for a million In case there's any sponsors listening

Sorry that your indecisiveness I wouldn't do it for 10 grand No it hasn't put you out It's left me with reduced confidence So I'm sorry the offer Is now 500,000 You would so do now $500,000. You would so do it for $500,000. I wouldn't do it for $10,000.

No, you wouldn't. No. There's no way. No. There'd be an easy no. But $500,000, I mean, I'd be stupid not to. Yeah. It's just hair.

Yeah. Oh, okay. So it does grow back. So you would do it for $500,000. But it does take a fucking long time to grow back. And to be honest, I'm at the stage in my life, and this is why I'm so hesitant, I'm at the stage in my life where I am starting to get greys.

Perfect solution. And no, because then once it grew back, I feel like a lot of greys would come back with it. My neighbour has been through chemo and radiotherapy for breast cancer recently, and so she ended up losing all of her hair, and then it sprouted back, but it's all uneven and patchy, so she's shaved it, so at least it's like...

She's clipping it down to like a number three. But because she always dyed her hair, like regularly, regularly, regularly dyed her hair, she didn't know how much was going to grow back grey because she hadn't seen her natural hair in so long. And how much? She's all grey. Is she?

Yeah. She's like, oh, this is another surprise. What a year of surprises. I quite like when it's all grey. Yeah. It looks quite nice on a woman, I think. But when you've got little sprouts here and there, that looks weird.

Right. Your number's somewhere between 500 and 10. That's very frigging different. But it's somewhere. 10 grand to 500 grand um and my number is yeah we're gonna no no you're not shaving you're gonna pay me a hundred dollars yeah i forgot the hundred dollars that you owe me i forgot it that's all right there's bank transfer yeah uh here's the podcast everybody enjoy hey google what's the time it's. Enjoy. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Yeah, g'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint brought to you by mobile. You can get discounts, earn earn points redeem instantly with mobile smiles right now cheers mobile

cheers mobile happy haircut day everyone yeah happy haircut day it is the big day and by that we don't mean you can go out

and get a haircut no don't do that no that's level 2 not level 3 how is it that today Jacinda's announced that we can go and get haircuts

at level 2 and I've already is it too late for me to back out? Yeah. Like, because I. You've got Mama Di on board. She's like, you know.

I might only have. She's had all her plans for tonight. I might only have to wait this weekend. I can go and get a real haircut. And now I've committed to Bree's ratchet salon. Jesus. What time are we kicking that off? Six o'clock.

Six o'clock. We're going to live stream the whole thing on our Facebook page. So if there's any qualified hairdressers listening to the show, we'd love you to join us on our Facebook Live just with any advice that you've got. Or just watch in pure terror. It'll be like a horror film. Zoom in on my face. That's what it will be.

It'll be like all the hairdressers watching a horror film. Yeah, right? They'll be like, you're doing it wrong. Stop it. We'll see how we go. Look, I've got faith. I'm going for the art green and we'll just see how everything turns out. I'm excited. Up first, you want to talk about

dogs? Yeah, I want to talk about, I had a really interesting inbox come to my Instagram Clint and essentially it involves a broken up relationship, a dog and a new relationship. Okay, alright.

So I'm going to put the question to you guys. Did the dog break up the relationship? Is the person now in the relationship with the dog? No. Funnily enough, no. That's the only unrealistic outcome. Sometimes you've got to ask these questions. Look, this is a really interesting inbox that I got from a girl who,

a woman, I should say. A woman. And I feel like I kind of know my views on it, but I wanted to run it past you and everyone listening to see if we can come to a conclusion as to what is right. So this is the inbox I got from her. There was no, I'm not going to say her name because it doesn't matter. She said, so me and my ex bought a puppy together when she was about six months old. She bought a puppy with her ex? Yeah, so with her ex, they bought a puppy when they were still together. Oh, I was like, what do you have to do with your ex? Yeah, so they bought a puppy when they were together.

I don't even want to see my ex. Yeah, right. And then she said, when she was six months old we broke up. I fought hard to keep her as my ex did bond with her a lot but I ended up with her. Since then I've met someone new and my

boyfriend and I are about to move in together. We'll be splitting all of the costs as all normal people would but he's refusing to pay anything for the dog as it's not his no food no vet bills no pet insurance not even a toy or leash my question is uh now that we're taking this next step and we'll be splitting everything else is it fair he splits the dog food and vet bills etc and take some responsibility he gets a lot of joy out of the dog as well,

playing with her and taking her for runs. Or since I owned her by myself before, should I pay all of the expenses? So this is really tough. That's hard. Because you are now forced to make a decision about something you love and whether you can bring yourself to get rid of that boyfriend. Because why would anybody put you in that position about a dog?

Because the thing that I just am confused about, I'm like, so let's say they are splitting all the groceries. So say he goes to do the grocery shopping and he buys, say, $250 worth of groceries. So then he goes, you owe me half of that amount. But then does the dog food or – Is he going to go through the receipt and isolate? Yeah.

Does he pull out – Itemise the bill? That's the part I'm confused about, which – If you don't pay anything for the dog, don't expect to pet it. Don't expect it to use its name because then it will bond with you. Don't you dare come anywhere near the dog. I feel like if I was in a committed relationship with someone and we're deciding to move in together and they came with the dog,

I would pay, like if I'm going shopping, I'll just buy the dog food. It's not a big deal. I'm a sharer when it comes to money and things like that. I would rather just... It's a partnership. If you're that committed to someone, where are you going to live with them? And people are different for different reasons, but I don't even care about the 50-50 thing.

Just this is our thing and this is what we've got to do. Let's just deal with that. But it's a real interesting indicator about what your future's going to be like. That's what I'm kind of worried about for her. There's going to be times in your life where one of you is able to earn and one of you isn't. Exactly.

For lots of different reasons. So does that mean his money is his money? Is he going to go, oh, you decided to have that, baby. So I hope you've thought about buying nappies. I'm going to go on a holiday with my money. Yeah. Well, I don't know because we don't know him, but it just seems a little bit strange that if you're that committed

and you're moving in together. You're going out with a cheapo. That's all that're moving in together. You're going out with a cheapo. That's all that comes down to me. You're going out with a cheapo. Well, kind of. And I kind of think I'm like. Unless he really hates the dog, which you've said he doesn't. No.

Or he really hates your ex, which is irrelevant because he's one. He got you and the dog, you know? Yeah. But it'd be like if she came with a kid, so say she had a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he goes, I'm not paying for anything with that kid. Well, then you probably shouldn't be with her. I know kid and dog are a bit different. Yeah, yeah, yeah And he goes I'm not paying for anything with that kid Well then you probably shouldn't be with her Yeah

I know kid and dog are a bit different Yeah, yeah, yeah But she does come with an animal Yeah, she came You knew about this baggage It's a part of her But that Okay, so we agree

Yeah Let's go out to the But then I feel People will disagree It's fine I'm keen for people to disagree Yeah Or agree

That's fine Let us know I want to know 0800 dial ZM Should she be paying for all the expenses for her dog or now that she's moving in with her new boyfriend. And they're merging every other finance. Literally splitting everything else down 50-50. Should he come to the table and pay for some stuff?

Yeah. Yeah. It's dog food, man. You can text us also on 9696. Bree and Clint. This is all going down on the phones this afternoon because uh there was a girl that inboxed me to my personal instagram and she was asking a question essentially the situation is uh her and her ex got a dog together not after they broke up but

when they were together and six months later they broke up um she got to keep the dog, so the dog was then hers. She's recently gotten to a, well, not recently, she got into a new relationship and they're about to move in together and they've decided to split all of the bills down the middle 50-50 for everything, but he refuses to pay anything to do with the dog. That dog. He cuddles the dog. He loves the dog.

Takes the dogs for runs, you know, but he's like, nah, that's your responsibility. That's your problem. You showed up with this. It's your dog, yeah. Bree and I think he's a cheapo. And I actually went a bit further on reflection. I think it's a red flag.

Yeah, we both think it's a red flag, yeah. But what do you guys think? Are we wrong? Are we being judgmental? Bossy is here. Hello, Bossy. Hi, Bossy. Hi. What do you think? Should he wrong? Are we being judgmental? Bossy is here. Hello, Bossy. Hi, Bossy. Hi. What do you think? Should he

pitch in for the dog or not? Oh, if he doesn't want the dog, doesn't want to feed the dog, how can he sit there and let the dog watch him eat his kai? Yeah, right. Well, yeah. It's just like you said, what if it was

a child? Yep. And he won't buy nappies for the baby, he won't buy kai for the baby. Yeah. See you later, alligator. See you later, alligator. Might be the wrong relationship for him to be in. Take me with my dog, we'll see you later. Yeah, you've got a point, Bossy, that's for sure.

Bossy knows what's up. Andrea's here. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, you've got a point, Bossy, that's for sure. Bossy knows what's up. Andrea's here. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, guys. What are your thoughts? Sorry, I'm in the opinion that I think she should pay. It's in her best interest, because what if they break up?

Does that mean she gets a 50% chance to take this dog? Yeah, someone else on the text machine did mention this, Andrea, and they said, you know, if he goes 50-50, if they do kind of separate, he could potentially take the dog. Is that what you're saying? There is that risk. But you can't go into a new relationship, like, hedging your bets

on the fact that you're going to break up. Like, that's a bit... Isn't that a bit of a negative way to look at things. But, I mean, you've got a point. You're saying insurance policy, you pay for it. Yeah. Yeah, okay, interesting. Thanks, Andrea.

Heather, hi. Hi. Hi. What are your thoughts, Heather? Who's starting on Heather? The dog or the man? I think the guy is an absolute douchebag. I think we kind of feel the same, Heather.

Is he so anal that he has to itemise the damn shopping list and take off the dog food, basically? Because that's what he's going to end up doing if he doesn't want to pay for a dog. And how can he, with no guilt, look in that dog's eyes and be like, I took the food off you, bro. I'm not paying for it. Like, what a knob end. What a knob end?

I agree. We had a lot of texts too that said if he's going to be that pedantic about bills. Because you're talking about dog food and a bit of medical insurance. It's not major, major costs in the grand scheme. And if you're halving it or you're just pitching in a little bit, it's not much. Is he going to make sure that whenever they buy a packet of double-coated Tim Tams that he only eats the Tim Tams to halfway? You know, where does it stop?

Are you going to time your showers to make sure you don't use slightly more water than the other person? Like, Heather, what do you think about this? Because a lot of people, you know, have been texting through and they've said, you know, he should pay for, like, dog food or go half for stuff like that. But maybe at the start of the relationship when they're living together, she covers like a vet bill or, you know,

the insurance. Maybe she covers the vet's bills if they come up. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. But at the same time, is he patting that dog from day one or is he ignoring it until they're a little bit more, you know, filled in their relationship?

Because if he's going to pat and have joy out of that dog, he should be paying for it too because it lives in the house with him. You got a good point, Heather. I tell you what, if he ever wants a blow-off valve for his car, it better be coming out of his money.

You know, that's not coming out of the flat account. You know, you don't want paying for the dog, I don't want paying for your bloody blow-off valve or whatever men are into. Blow-off valve.

Good, all right, we're all in agreeance. Done. Thanks, guys. Brie and Clint. Go time, baby. Today, Brie. We're all in agreeance. Done. Thanks, guys. Brie and Clint. Go time, baby. Today, Brie is going to give me a haircut.

Decided I need a haircut. And earlier this week, I said, you know what, Brie? You're the woman for the job. You can do it. I trust you. I do have, you know, a bit of experience. I cut my brother's hair that one time. And then Jacinda bloody comes out today and says, hairdressers are opening next week. Nah, you're committed.

I don't know. Am I? Like, is it? I think you're committed. Because I can wait. I couldn't wait much longer, but I could wait four more days. Oh, I think you need one now. It's okay. We're all set up. We're going to live stream it to our Facebook page, The Haircut, from

six o'clock is what we're going to do. Yeah, Bree's Ratchet Salon is looking good. Your mum, who's a qualified hairdresser, will join us on the Zoom meeting. She was texting me all morning being like, do you have these scissors? Now I think you should do this. And she was talking about something that I've never heard of.

Thinning scissors? No, there was something else. Anyway, I don't think it's that important. You don't think it's? Okay, fine. I've got a little bit more advice for you. The person who has loaned us the equipment from Maloney's in Auckland, Julian's on the phone.

Hi, Julian. Oh, hi, Julian. Hey, Quinton Bree, Julian here. How are you guys? Very well. Very lovely gear you've lent us. Thank you for that. Oh, look, it's the least we can do.

I'm looking forward to the end result. That's going to be the goal. You and me both, Julian. Well, you know a professional, Julian, never blames her tools, so. No, not at all. No, exactly. Any words of advice you can give Brie

before we rip into this? And this advice is good for anyone who is performing a lockdown haircut in the near future as well. What's the most important thing that you can give to Brie? Brie, it's a bit like cooking. You know, no matter what happens,

you know, like if you're cooking a meal and you don't think it's great, but you don't tell your guests, you just say, wow, this is actually the best meal I've ever cooked. So at the end of Clint's haircut, just whatever happens, just say, Clint, you know what? I think this is actually amazing.

So act confident. You know what, Clint? Yeah, Clint, you'll love it. It'll be, that's it. I thought you were going to say, taste it and see if it needs more salt. That's the Donald Trump style of giving haircuts too. You just stand back and go, it's amazing. It is.

It is the best haircut. It is the Donald Trump style of barberingcuts too. You just stand back and go, it's amazing. It is. It is the best haircut. It is the Donald Trump style of barbering. Die with the lie. We've got your kit here. I've brought in my own clippers just in case as a backup. Okay. And I'm interested in your take on this as a professional, Julian. We've been running a poll on the Bree and Clint Instagram account

at the moment just asking men out there, do you use the same clippers on your downstairs? do you use the same clippers on your downstairs? Do you use the same clippers on your upstairs? So first of all, from you as a professional, Julian, do you? Not the ones that I would use on paying clients, no. No, but that's not the question. You personally, do you have one set of clippers for both areas? He's gone very quiet.

Is he gone? Did he hang up? I'm still here. No, look, hey, guys, you'd have your bathroom clippers for what goes on in the bathroom. And then you'd have your, and that would be, yes, it would be from the neck down. Thank you.

And then you'd have your bed or your sideburn clippers for something else. No. Oh, no. Clint's just out of himself as a one clipper kind of guy. Well, the weird thing is these clippers here. Oh, did you? No.

Take those. Did you use those on your downstairs? That's disgusting. They are my clippers. I only have one clipper. Take it away from the use those on your downstairs? That's disgusting. They are my clippers. I only have one clipper. Take it away from the microphone. I've only got one clippers. It's fine, man.

It's fine. I don't think of myself as dirty. Julian, thank you for your advice. One last thing. We do have Mama Diane Expert joining us on the show on the haircut live this evening. Are you willing to dial in too for a little bit? Jump on the Zoom?

Yeah, absolutely. As long as, hopefully, there's not too much conflict between the hairdresser, barber, sort of rivalry. Yeah, right. That could be interesting. Don't worry, Julian. We've got two different techniques. My mother doesn't, she's not opinionated at all.

Yeah. She'll cover off the perms and the rollers side of it and you take care of the fades and that sort of thing. I think together we've got this thing under control, yeah? Yeah, yeah. And hey look, the great thing is you've chosen a really easy haircut, so it'll be sweet as. Yeah, you said.

The art green. He doesn't put any effort into his look whatsoever. No, no, no. Naturally falls that way. Brie and Clint. I've got a question for you, Brie. Actually, I've got a question for everybody on this if I get the producers involved. Here's the question.

Would you fight Mike Tyson for one million dollars? How many rounds? How many rounds? Yeah, would you have to last for like a certain amount of rounds? Okay, good. That's a good qualifying factor.

You need to go. Let's go fight for lifestyles. Charity boxing. You need to do three's go fight for lifestyles, charity boxing you need to do three two minute rounds with Mike Tyson. I wouldn't last. Neither. Did you see that video that came out of him? He's what, 50? Yeah, 53. 53 and there's a video that came out

and he literally looks the same and punches the same like he always did. Listen to this, but imagine that you're the bag. I'd rather live, I think, than have the money. So they're talking about... He's so underpredictable. Underpredictable? Underpredictable.

Have you already fought him? Yeah, I think I have a few too many knocks. So he's coming back to fight. I did see this. Is that a rumour though? It's a rumour, but these rumours are always true. He's coming back to do charity fights. You know what I would like to see?

Him take on Floyd Mayweather and give him a beating. Well, that's an option, except they're in the wrong weight categories. He needs to fight a... Don't care. That's why I'd like to see it. Chuck Conor McGregor. So Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather on the same team, versus Mike Tyson at the same time.

They're talking about Mike Tyson possibly fighting Sonny Bill Williams for $1 million. What? Really? Where does that come from? So there's a promoter in Australia who is putting it together. He said you can either fight Sonny Bill, Paul Gallen,

or some guy from... See, now I'd like to see Paul Gallen get a few knocks. Paul Gallen, who is the former captain of the Cronulla Sharks in the NRL. And the Blues captain for many years. But let's focus on Sonny Bill. What do we think? Pretend that we are Sonny Bill's, this is tough,

are we his family or is he his manager? Sonny Bill does not stand a chance. Manager. Get in the ring, Sonny. He's got zero chances. Well, he was heavyweight champion of New Zealand for a bit. It's Mike Tyson. One of the greatest boxers.

Okay, so are we all a no? Ali, are you a no? Yeah, I think so. A million dollars. I'd do it. You would die. A million dollars. I'm joking.

A million dollars. How long do I get to train? My arm is his finger. How long do you get to train? When's the fight from now? Yeah, six months. Yeah, easy. Just run.

Just run and run and run around that ring. Yeah, you don't have to win the fight for the million dollars, by the way. Also, it'd be quite special being punched by him, eh? Special, all right. You'd be special. Mate, honestly. A million dollars. No, thank you.

I don't want the money. No, thank you. Ben? Oh, you're a yes. No, I'm definitely a yes. Ellie's a no, thank you. We're the smart ones here. What about you, Clint?

I'll train Ben. Yes. Do you take half the winnings? No. 40%. I thought you were going to say 65%. I'll mash your food for you afterwards, though. Bree and Clint.

What unusual trick have you taught your dog? So when I say that, we don't want the generic tricks. What would we put in a generic trick? Play dead. Play dead, sit, obviously, shake hands. Backflip. No, backflip is definitely in the unusual category. Is it?

Yeah. What about those pursuit dogs? How many dogs come in backflip? I don't know. I've never had a dog. Clearly. With the right training, why couldn't I? No, I don't think dogs can backfl't think they've got those springy springy

hind legs okay fine backflips backflips in there um anyway you know what i'm talking about just the unusual ones uh and it's all because of this dog who lives over in the states and he's actually taught himself an unusual trick right so his name's wally. He's a boxer and his owner discovered that Wally had taught himself a trick while sitting in the car. So apparently this guy's job, he actually has to do a few errands and runs from supermarket to supermarket. Anyway, so he's pulled up at this supermarket and Wally's sitting in the car and he'd been in the supermarket, he reckons, for about five, six minutes when he hears this. Oh, no, Wally's off.

No, and then he hears this. And again. And again. Constant beeping of the horn and he in, in the supermarket, was like, what the hell's going on outside? You'd think car alarm. Yeah. Anyway, he gets outside.

Turns out Wally has figured out how to use the car horn. And when he gets sick of waiting for him in the supermarket, he just gets on the horn. Legend. Just starts beeping that horn until he comes out. I like that. How smart. Yeah.

Because the thing about it is you can see there's been like a cognitive connection from that dog to go, if I push this, the sound will happen. And he will come out. And he will come back. That stuff really trips me up. Isn't that amazing? Yeah.

They're so much smarter than what we realise. Well, some people definitely realise it. I want to know from people though because that's pretty unusual behaviour from a dog. Honk the horn. And we did put it up on our Instagram and we got a lot of very interesting replies, but I want to know from people listening right now,

does your dog know an unusual trick? Yeah, okay. Like something that is pretty out of the ordinary that you've maybe taught him or maybe she's taught herself. Yeah, maybe they came with the trick. Yeah. Like a special feature. And she also does this.

You know when you get an update on your phone and then your phone can do something new? Yeah. Maybe it just happened overnight and you're like, oh my God, the dog can flush the toilet. It's been updated. Can your dog use the toilet? Oh, see, that's pretty cool.

Yeah. Also a bit weird, but cool. Does he put the seat down? Even if you're not sure if it's a special trick, call us and we can decide. We'll decide, yeah. We can help you with that, yeah. 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Does your dog know an unusual trick? You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Very cute dog over in the States making news today because he's taught himself how to toot the horn of the car to get his owner to come out of the supermarket. I wish I could do this. You know when you go to...

Take your horn to get your owner to come out of the supermarket? Yeah, you know when your mum takes you to the supermarket and she goes, I'm just going to be five minutes and then it's two hours later. If you want me to show you how to toot the horn on your car, I can do that takes you to the supermarket and she goes, I'm just going to be five minutes and then it's two hours later. If you want me to show you how to toot the horn on your car, I can do that for you after the show. No, I mean I wish I could do that without appearing like a rude being. Oh.

Yeah. Whereas the dog's like a dog. You can't accuse a dog of being rude. It's just a dog, man. Chill. So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, does your dog know an unusual trick? We'll start with Angus. G'day, Angus. Hello, mate.

Yeah, hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What type of dog do you have? I've got a Rottweiler. Oh, cute. Love Rotties. What sort of trick can he do? What's the special trick? So basically, my girl can open every single door in my house, whether it's a ranch slider, a door knob, or

a door handle. Foot or mouth? With her feet. Really? And then, more impressive still, our front door, she can actually unlock that when it's locked. What, with a key? She hits it in the right spot,

that will just pop open, and she's inside. So is this a helpful... I have to deadbolt them to keep my dogs out if I need them. I was going to say, is this a helpful skill for your dog to have or not? No, no, it's horrible because now my boy just follows her around and when she wants to go inside, they're both in. She's taught him and then... And Angus, I bet, has made for a very awkward couple of times

when you're in the bedroom. Yeah, yeah, no, that's typically the first place they run to. Very excited to get into our bed. You know what trick you need to teach the dog, Angus? What's that? Knocking. Yeah. That's it.

That would be cute. Just a courtesy. We're no Rottweilers. You can hear them from a mile away. Yeah, very true. Sophia, hello. Hi. Hi, how's it going?

Good. What type of dog do you have, Sophia? She's a Border Collie, a coverage cross. Cute. And what does she know how to do that's unusual? She fills my washing machine up. With what? That is so cute.

With water? Clothes? No, with my laundry. Oh, my God. So, wait, you could tell, what's her name? Mumu. So, you go, Mumu, go get the dirty laundry and put it in the washing machine. Basically, yeah.

She can do it on demand? I taught her. Yeah, she does it on command or on demand. Now I need to get a dog like that. Wow. But she also does it by herself. Like I just have to leave the washing machine. Does she know the difference between clean and dirty clothes?

Not really. But you could teach her. We're working on that. Yeah. That is adorable. Do a sniff test. Maybe she can do it off smell. Depends on how much you smell.

Olivia, hi. Hi. Hey. What's unusual that your dog knows how to do? So he would jump up on the trampoline, which was under the mandarin tree. He'd pick off a mandarin and then he'd shake it between his teeth to peel it and then

he'd eat the inside. Are you serious? Not only is he smart enough to pick himself some fruit, he's decided, I don't like the peel. I'm going to peel it off and then I'm going to eat the inside. He figures it out. I don't know how he figures it out. What type of dog is it? He's a Border Collie Labs.

He loves food. Yeah. Smart Border Collies, aren't they? And Labs are hungry. Always hungry. Finally, Samantha. Hello. Hi, Sam.

Hi, how are you? Good. What type of dog do you have? I have a Steffi Black Lab. Oh, cute. And what can your Ste Staffy Black Lab do? You can say the correct male word for genitalia, and he goes completely mental.

No way. Is he with you right now? Yes, he is. Can you try and test it on the air? Okay. Okay, great. So we'll be quiet. Yeah.

Okay. Dick, did Okay, great. So we'll be quiet. Yeah. Okay. Dick diddle penis. Shut up. Whoa. Whoa. He really likes

the penises, doesn't he? I want to know where this girl came from, but at the same time I don't think I do. That's incredible.

Yeah, maybe not. Samantha, that is. Do it, I don't think I do. That's incredible. Yeah, maybe not. Samantha, there it is. Do it one more time. One more time. One more time. Thank you. No, say penis. Say penis.

One more time. Penis. Penis. Free and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's birthday thing.

Alrighty, this is where we take your birthdays And we figure out what was the number one track on your 16th Rebecca, welcome to the show G'day, B Hello, how are you? Good, how are you? Yeah, not too bad, thank you That's good, let's do your birthday banger

What's your birthday? 10th of the 4th, 92 Alright, you were 16 in 2008 on the 10th of April And on that day, this topped the charts. It's Estelle, isn't it? And Kanye West. You've got American Boy. Do you like that?

No, not really. No. Fair enough. We'll see what else comes up. Hold on. Let's go to Victoria. Hey, Vic. Hi, Victoria. Hi We'll see what else comes up. Hold on. Let's go to Victoria. Hey, Vic. Hi, Victoria.

Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Very well, thanks. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 29th of August, 98.

All right, you were 16 in 2014 on the 29th of August. And, Victoria, this is your birthday banger. How good, George. You're a Budapest. Oh, yeah. Do you like that? I quite like American Boy. Oh, so you're smoppin'. Okay.

Fair enough. Okay, that's fine. Good to know. Fine. Let's get one more on for Nikki. Hey, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi, guys.

How are you? I'm very good, thank you. Oh, good. I like your energy. Let's do your birthday b for Nikki. Hey, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi, guys. How are you? I'm very good, thank you. Oh, good. I like your energy. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? Oh, this is going to really test your machine today. 1st of August, 1965.

Oh, these are the best ones, Nikki. You were 16 in 1981 on the 1st of August. And this had a number one hit in the 80s. You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl know I wish that I had Jessie's girl. I wish that I had Jessie's girl. We literally just did this for Birthday Banger like two weeks ago. No, for Aoki. Yeah, no, not for Birthday Banger.

So it hasn't been played. Bree and I sang this song together, Nikki. So we actually soiled the song. Good song. Good banger. We soiled it. Great, great Birthday Banger, Nicky. I think we've got three really good options.

American boy, Budapest, Jessie's girl. You're going for Jessie's girl? I've got to go with my boy Rick Springfield. I thought you'd be straight into George Ezra. The sun changed the atmosphere, architecture. I'm familiar. I could get used to this. Oh, that's when he came in the studio.

I've been riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. You know, I thought he had a real penchant for... Is that when he was here visiting us, he did that live? Yeah, he did that. My husband bought a pasta, my hidden treasured dress, my golden grand piano. You know, he did that special performance just for us. Nikki, you've won birthday banner.

Congratulations. Thanks, guys. won birthday banner. Congratulations. Thanks, guys. Enjoy this one, Nikki. See you. Jessie is a friend. Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine. But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define. Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine.

And she's watching me with those eyes. And she's loving with that body I just not. And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night. You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl. I wish that I had Jessie's girl.

Where can I find a woman like that? I'll play along with the charade There doesn't seem to be a reason to change You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot Cause she's watching him with those eyes And she's loving him with that body, I just know it of the mood. Where can I find a woman like that? Like Jessie's girl

I wish that I had Jessie's girl Where can I find a woman Where can I find a woman like that? When I'm looking in the mirror all the time Wondering what she don't see in me I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines Ain't that the way life's supposed to be? Tell me, where can I find a woman like that? I wish that I had just this girl. I wish that I had just this girl. I want just this girl.

Where can I find a woman like that? Like Jessie's girl I was in on a Jessie's girl I want Jessie's girl Got it. ZMV and Clay, that's a winner of Birthday Banger from Rick Springfield. It's called Jessie's Girl. We literally just had a go at that song a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah, we did, and it was embarrassing times for us. All right, here she blows. You know that I shoulda had you. You know I wish that I had Jessie's Girl. Right. Yeah, gonna be a bad week. From the diaphragm. And she's watching them. You know that I shoulda had Jessie's girl. Right. Yeah, gonna be a bad week. From the diaphragm. And she's watching them

f***ing, you know that I, I know, Jessie's girl. F***, this is hard. Lately something's changing and hard to fall. F***, how do you sing that? What can I find a woman like that? Such a fun song.

You did really well. I was really impressed. Oh, shucks. Thanks. Level two is on the way today. The government announced what that's going to look like. Yeah, I know. It's hard to tell what each level is going to look like because it's always moving and changing,

but it was good to hear Bloomfield and Ardern join forces. Get in there, really muck in, sort it out. So we don't know when level two is yet, but it's going to be announced on Monday. So we'll get some timing. But here's what you're going to be allowed to do. So once we go to level two, businesses can restart

for staff and customers if they can operate safely. So that's basically everything. Right. You've got to put your practices in place. Social distancing. Social distancing. And I think things like hairdressing and that,

they have to glove, mask, and probably you have to mask as well. Yeah, but they'll figure that out. No more bubbles. Bubbles are over. Are the bubbles over in level two? The wording is bubbles can cease. Oh.

So you can see however you want. I think you can catch up with your friends, according to this information. I think you're still supposed to limit as much as you can. Yeah. And to be honest, I mean, they're saying that. Me personally, I think I'm going to probably maybe add one or two people. Just the essentials, right?

I think producer Ellie's the same. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to be safe and I don't want to take responsibility if I'm the person that's having a big party or something. I'm not doing that. I'm enjoying my privacy. Yeah.

I think I'm kind of liking it. My bubble's fine. And it's a good excuse being like, oh, we can't because we can't go catch up with Roger because he's not in the bubble. Level three has just been like normal life for Ellie as well. It's like it's just you and Sam. I love it. It's been great.

Oh, no, we have to stay home and watch movies. Damn it. Domestic travel's back on. So you can go around the country. New Zealand, yep. They're saying that you should just do it if you need to, with good reason I think the wording is. Okay, right.

But I believe that good wording includes going to see your family, like if you haven't seen them. Especially, I think especially if there's like a good reason, like say someone's been sick or, you know, things like that, then I think that's essential that you go see them. Yeah. Schools and early learning centres can open. Parents, take a deep breath.

Hooray! It's almost over. I think our boss, Ross boss, will be very excited about that. Gatherings, both indoors and outdoors, can happen, but are limited to 100 people. Really? Yeah. Which is like...

Well, it's a fairly big gathering. It's fairly big. I mean, I don't know 100 people to invite to a gathering. I believe people need to be seated. Okay. So like a wedding. So you can space them apart. Wedding's an interesting one.

So a wedding. Yeah. 100 people. Yeah, so you can have 100 people. But that number will include the celebrant, the wait staff, the everybody, the who'sy, the whatsy. Good time to have a wedding when you're trying to cull people and there's a good excuse.

Be like, sorry, we can only have this many people. Coronavirus. Social distancing. Don't take the wedding thing from us, but you can have a gathering of 100 people. So interpret that. Ask some questions. Public places can reopen.

Parks. Oh, parks. The kids will be excited about that. Skate parks. Sport comes back. Yes. Oh, this is probably my will be excited about that. Skate parks. Sport comes back. Yes. Oh, this is probably my favourite one out of all of them. And sport and recreation, including professional sports competitions.

I saw an announcement today from the Chiefs about Super Rugby and they've said that under Level 2 we're going to a Super Rugby competition which includes all five New Zealand teams because domestic travel is on. Yeah. So there'll be two games a weekend. Great. Yeah, and then one team will have a bye each time and each team plays each other home and away.

Sorry, I'm getting very excited about Super Rugby. Home gatherings must be kept small. There's your parties. So if you're having something at your house, you must keep those small. You can't have 100 people over for a house party. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

And I mean, if you are doing that, what are you doing? This is the interesting one. In normal life? With restaurants. Hospitality must follow the three S's. Seated. So all guests have come in. I mean, weird restaurant if you're not seated.

Standing restaurant. Sorry, Sam's standing salad bar. It's all finger food. The three S's are seated, separated, so there needs to be two metres between each of the tables, and single server, which is actually four S's. But single server, we talked about that before, you have the same waiter the whole time that you're there.

The waiter the whole time. Yeah, well, the main thing I want to know about, what about pubs? Really good question. I can't tell from this. I don't think. But if you're seated, Ellie, do you know? They have to be seated. So, like, clubbing probably won't be a thing for a while.

Well, what if you're just all sitting? I mean, that would be a hoot. What if you go down to K Road and they've just got chairs all over the dance floor and everyone just has to find a ball? Yeah, that could work. Or this is the perfect time for this to make a comeback. Bloody weird. Get the DJ on it.

Get the chairs out. Musical chairs. Oh, perfect. Good time to bring it back. Oh, actually, no. Everyone's touching the same seats. We can't have that. Oh, dammit!

Anyway, there's some encouraging stuff and we'll find out when we get level two next week from the government. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line?

That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. It's our movie guessing game where you go head to head with Brie and try and guess the movie based off just the plot. Taking you on today for, I believe, $100 of mobile fuel.

Oh no, no, you decided to give it last week. I did. You decided to give it. Yeah, so you took the loss even though you won, I think. I did win. So we're playing for $50 mobile fuel. Darby, hi. G'day, Darby.

Hi, how are you guys? Good. Do you know your movies, Darby? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, good. Okay, if you can beat Bree, it's best to three, you'll take the voucher. Today, because Bree is going to give me a haircut. We are doing movies

with characters who have iconic hairstyles. That could be anything. You can use that as help if you want or you can just put it to the back of your mind and forget about it and wing it. Here we go. First movie. Buzz in with your name, Darby, when you think you know what it is.

First movie. Experience the friendship, romance And adventures of a group Of high school kids in the 19th Darby, Darby That's Grace She's good This car is automatic It's systematic

It's Hydromatic That's Grace Lightning It's dramatic. It's hydromatic. It's Grease Lightning. One of my all-time favourite films ever. Did you know that Grease came out in the 80s? Did it? Yeah, weird, eh?

But it was set in the 60s. Yeah, set in the 50s, yeah. In the 50s? Is that what you were going to say, Darby, Grease? Yes. Yeah, all right. Well, you're in the game, at least we know that. Here comes the second movie. How old to say, Darby? Grease? Yes. Yeah, all right. Well, you're in the game. At least we know that. Here comes the second movie. How old are you, Darby?

I am 32. Oh, I can't do that one. Okay, here's a good one. Oh, no, I can't do that one. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Special treatment or not? Okay, you want to have a special treatment?

The second movie was going to be Breakfast at Tiffany's. Oh, I might have got that. Have you to be Breakfast at Tiffany's. I might have got that. Have you ever seen Breakfast at Tiffany's, Darby? No, no, I have not. No, okay. Here we go. Here's the one we're going to use for movie number two. An evil genius hatches a time-travelling scheme

to take over the world. Darby. Darby. Time-travelling machine? No. Do I get a free guess? Yeah, you get a free guess. Is it Austin Powers?

Damn it. Yeah, because in one of the films, Dr. Evil creates a time machine. Yeah. Yeah. It's Goldmember. Goldmember. I was also going to say that, but then I asked if you were saying time machine, but it's okay. I'll give it to you. Oh, you were asking if I said the word time machine.

Yeah. Oh, Darby. Oh, no. Okay. We've got to do another one now. All right, here we go. Movie number three, maybe number two. If you get this, Darby, we'll play another one.

In this modern update on Cinderella, a... Brie. Brie. Darby. Oh, I know the one. So Cinderella. Cinderella. Cinderella story. Darby. Oh, I know the one. So Cinderella. Cinderella Story. Cinderella Story is incorrect.

Darby. Oh, yeah. So in this modern uptake of Cinderella, I thought you said, and I was also going to go with Cinderella Story, so I'm going to go with something else, right? Mm-hmm. God, what could it be then?

Modern Cinderella. You can pass Yeah And he keeps reading Pass, I'll keep reading In this modern update on Cinderella A sex worker and a wealthy Brie, Brie, pretty woman

Damn it Well done Thank you, Darby We're off, we're done She's got it Well done Good on you, Darby Thanks for playing, mate

Appreciate it Thank you, guys Brie and Clint Talking to my friend Nixon the other day Actually, no, I wasn't talking to him I logged onto Facebook it. Well done. Good on you, Darby. Thanks for playing, man. Thank you, guys. Talking to my friend Nixon the other day. Actually, no, I wasn't talking to him. I logged onto Facebook and Nixon and I have been mates for almost 15 years. That's a long time. Yeah, yeah. We go way back. And I opened my Facebook and in my notifications

I had a friend request from him. And I was like, what's going on? That's weird. Oh, he's like got the shits with you and he's deleted you and now he's trying to sneakily like add you again. Well, that's what I thought maybe. He'd unfriended me at some stage on purpose or mistake. Actually, my mind went straight to that he's been hacked

and this is a fake profile. Oh, right. Someone's stealing his identity. That's what I thought it was. So anyway, I thought, no, it seems legit. I'll just accept his friendship and see what happens. And I accepted him. I'll accept his friendship. Straight away, a post from him comes up in the feed and it goes, sorry, fam, tried to have a Facebook cull and deleted all of my friends. That is such a boomer status. How old is he? Same age as

me. Welcome to the boomerville, Nixon. He, yeah, I had instantly filled me with anxiety of if I'd done that, what people would think of me, they'd go, oh, he hates me. Or like how do you remember to re-add everyone? There's a lifetime of friends on there. Yeah, that's so hard. I wouldn't remember. In saying that, the thing that he was trying to do is the thing that I need to do

and probably everybody needs to do, which is have a bit of a cull. Yeah, how many friends do you have on Facebook right now? I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook. Me too how many friends do you have on Facebook right now? I have over a thousand friends on Facebook. Me too. And I do not have a thousand friends. I've got 1,746 friends. Yeah, I have a thousand people that I've met over the last...

Who the hell are these people? Yeah, 12 years that I've had Facebook or something. I literally see five people. Yeah. In my whole life. Yeah. Most days, that's it. To be fair, Facebook isn't for those five people. You see them. it's for the people that you don't see it's very true but if you're

thinking of doing this and this is part of the admin that you maybe you could knock off while lockdown's still on if you were to reduce your facebook down just so there's lots of reasons to do it i mean if you're fine with big facebook that's fine but i like the idea of sharing personal stuff on there and it only being visible to people that I'd be happy to see it kind of thing. That's the ultimate, right? Yeah. And the person that I went on Contiki with in 2012. Probably gone.

Probably not that keen on my baby photos. So, you know. Get rid of them. So what's the filter? Can we figure that out? How do you, what's the thing where you bring up a person and how do you decide, yeah, that person stays or that person goes?

I think definitely if you look at the person's name and you have to click on their profile to remember who they are, that's probably a cull. Yeah, I'd agree with that. And I've got a lot of those people where I'll be like, who's that? You do have to check though because some people have weird Facebook names. So you do have to check. Yeah, but then that's their fault. Yeah, true. You're weird. Get off their fault. Yeah true you're weird get off my

Facebook. Guys what do you reckon is there some criteria if you were to have a Facebook clear out? So you're hovering over someone and what question do you ask yourself to decide do they stay or do they go? If I saw them in public could I make any chat with them?

You're very similar to my one because my one is if I saw them walking down the street, would I stop and talk to them? Yeah, that's very similar. It's not, would I say hi or would I be polite? Yeah. Would I stop and have a conversation with them? Actually have a conversation. Yeah.

And ask how they are. And actually care about how they are. Yeah. Oh, well, I'm going to delete everyone. Oh, you can't. Yeah, maybe we don't always care. I can't remove all my friends. Yeah, jeez, come on. Because, because inviting someone into your Facebook, I mean, it delete everyone. Oh, you can't. Yeah, maybe we don't always get it. I can't remove all my friends. Yeah, jeez, come on.

Because inviting someone into your Facebook, I mean, it depends what you share, but inviting them into your Facebook is like inviting them into your house. So maybe the criteria is, would I have this person over to my house? Yeah. That's a good one.

Yeah. Ben, how do you do it? My thing was just, would I message them and ask for a favour? Like, hey, could I borrow that? Could I borrow your lawnmower? So yours is, what can this person do for me? Not what they can do, just could I, like, a favour.

You told me one of your criteria was, would I message this person and say, up to? Also, I only have 300 friends. Does this person post bikini photos? Yes. Do they? Then I'll keep them. You've only got 300 friends.

I've got 350. When you all said your number over 1,000, I was like, whoa. Yeah, 300. Yeah, 350. Have you been on a contiki? No, no, I haven't. Because you know what they say? So say if you've got 1,700 friends like I do,

they say it usually means you've got like 17 really good friends. So Ben, you've got three. No, not even. Less than three. Less than three. And there's three people in this room. That is true. Damn, who is it, man?

Good to keep people close. You should unfriend one of us. I should. Yeah. Who would it be? Yeah, who would it be? Who would it be? You've got one second.

Bree and Clint. I've got a thing I want to do with you, Clint, because obviously you've recently become a new dad in the last year and you're going through all these new things with your little baby girl, Tui, and your wife. She's 10 months next week. Yeah, I know. It's crazy to think. Am I still a new dad? I'd say you're still a new dad, first year.

Yeah, right. Yeah, it's not like you're an old hat at this. I don't know what I'm doing, so I'm still a new dad, first year. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's not like you're an old hat at this. I don't know what I'm doing, so I'm still a new dad. Anyway, I found this article that was talking about, you know, this couple that were also new parents and the wife was talking about the jobs that she palms off to the dad. Right, okay, yeah. Because she believes, you know, she's doing...

Other stuff. Other stuff. Other stuff. These are the specific jobs that she has given to him as the dad. Okay. You're right, yeah. Yeah. What? Are you going to test them on me?

Well, I wanted to test because it's like an industry standard for dads. I'll just say at the top, not to big note myself. Yeah. I think I'll do quite well. Okay. Because I enjoy being involved. Perfect. That's the only thing. That's the only reason. Like, I like... Which I'm not saying that you aren't. No, no, I know. I just I'll do quite well because I enjoy being involved. Perfect. That's the only thing. That's the only reason.

Like I like... Which I'm not saying that you aren't. No, no, I know. I just want to see. I just know I like getting amongst as much admin as possible. And by admin you mean poo. Poo. Yeah, every poo that happens while I'm at home is my poo. You're keen. No, I'm not keen. No, no, but I know that there's times I'm not there so I do it. Yeah. But I'm keen to know if this is just me thinking I'm very good.

Okay. Or if there's a reality that I'm not aware of. So cool. So this might just be the industry standard. Let's see how you match up. All right. The first thing that she believes are daddy jobs is that bath time is always dad time. Yep. If I'm home.

If you're home. Because of the hours that we work, I now miss bath time Monday to Friday. So any night that I'm home. You will do it. It's bath time. Perfect. So I'll give you a tick for that one. The next one that she said is always a daddy job in her household.

Yeah. Is nappy bin duty. Yeah. That's definitely a dad job. Lucy has never emptied the nappy bin. Yeah. In 10 months. Not that I've ever wanted her to.

In fact, I have a special system that I don't want her to interfere with. But yeah, nappy. I do. Is it like where you do a rugby pass with the nappy? Yeah, it's a tactical move. Yeah, I thought so. It's a chip and chase. Perfect.

This one I found quite interesting and I think would give me a lot of anxiety as well. And this mum talks about how she likes dad to do this job because it does give her anxiety. Nail cutting. Oh. Because obviously babies scratch themselves and you have to cut their tiny little baby nails. No. Don't do that one. Don't give that job to dad.

He doesn't know how to look after his own nails. Why are you giving it to the Dad? My Dad used to do it for us because I asked him. We've got a special nail machine. Oh, like the dogs have. Kind of. It's this emery board that's on a motor. It's exactly like the dog one.

Yeah, yeah. Till he hates it. But there's no risk of cutting a finger off. Same with the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's exactly like the dog one. It spins around. Yeah, yeah. It goes, until he hates it. But you don't, there's no risk of cutting a finger off. Same with a dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually brilliant.

No, I don't do the nail cutting ever. Okay, cool. But I'm sure there's something else we can slot in here. Let's have a look. This is one thing she says dad always does. She's never done this before

and he changes batteries in anything that needs to have their batteries changed. Yeah. All the time. It's a dead job. I do. I would like that, not having to change batteries.

It's a wonderful privilege because all you have to do is complain about the batteries and an attentive dad knows that it's time to go to New World and get some batteries. You know what's really attractive to me? Changing batteries? No, like this is not changing the batteries, so to speak, because I can do that myself but something that's really attractive

is if I'm dating someone and I'm like oh, you need new batteries to this and if they've got batteries organised as backup. Really? Because I would never. What sort of batteries are you talking about? Double A. Double A? D cells? Maybe a triple A. Oh yeah. What are they for?

Aren't most of those things rechargeable now? Yeah, I think so. I don't know why. I'm just like, oh, you're that organised. Yeah, right. Okay. I've got some batteries in my drawer. You do? I love that. I think that's good. It means you're organised. Last thing that she believes

is a dad job. You need to get up and feed the baby at least once a night. No. What am I going to feed the baby? I don't have any boobies. Yeah, your nipples are tiny. They're so small. She'd go hungry.

I mean, Tilly doesn't wake up, but if she did. I think you did pretty well. I'm sure there's other things that aren't on this list that you're doing. Four out of five, I bet. Pretty good. World's best dad, anybody? Hey! Brie and Clint.

On violence. And level of concern, it's time for the morale boosting request. We asked producer Ben, who's a professional producer, by the way. He went to broadcasting school. He has a qualification. Sometimes I wonder. He said, you give us the theme for today's song. Bearing in mind we're a top 40

hits based radio station and we said what's the song that we should play today? And you said to us Ben A song that I've never heard. Well you gave me five seconds. You work at a radio station.

Yeah. Go just go oh holiday songs. Yeah. See if I'd said that yeah I wouldn't have heard it. You'd be like that's

come on you're creative. We've done the best we can with that, and people have gone with some good things. Someone texted and goes, play my sister's song. He won't have heard of her. That's good. He's got a point. Okay, here we go.

This is what we've got. What have we got? I'm not super proud of the list, but in here hopefully is a song that Ben hasn't heard that we can play. Have you heard of, and these are all suggestions, have you heard the M people, Moving On Up? Moving on up. You're moving on up.

Moving on up. I don't know who it was by, but this rings a bell. I can hear the chorus. Get in the bin. Why are you taking that away from us? We stumbled upon a fact about you recently There was an artist that you didn't know

Was female That's right He thought this was a guy So actually I'm not going to give you the information Do you know this song? Like a bird. Yeah, I've heard this. I don't know who it's by.

But you've heard the song. Should I know who that's by? Yeah. Do you know who? I think it's from a movie that I've seen. Nelly Furtado is? Oh, yeah, cool. But you've heard the song.

And that time you're like, is that a woman? You've heard the song, right? Yeah, I have. Have you heard this one? Yeah, but you've heard the song. And that time you're like, is that a woman? You've heard the song, right? Yeah, yeah, I have. Yeah. Have you heard this one? You've never heard this? I haven't heard this. What?

Okay, we've got one. Really? Damn, Ben. Buzzy. This is Nelly Furtado as well. No, is it? It's a pretty big song. It was huge.

It was huge. It was like one of our biggest songs. Okay, we've got one. Okay. Ben, are you familiar with German hard metal band Ramstein? What? No, never heard this in my life. Okay, we've got two.

Do we? Oh, no. And the final one, again, no criteria for him heard this in my life. Okay, we've got two. Do we? Oh, no. And the final one, again, no criteria for him on this one, okay? Do you know this song? It rings a bell. It was on your parents' lazy Sunday album band. It won a Grammy. Do you know that song?

I wouldn't be able to tell you the title of the artist or anything, but I feel like I recognise it, but I wouldn't know anything about it. It's Moby. How did you guys... I still am not over both of you not knowing who Moby was. Yeah, I knew this song, but I didn't know who it was. Well, I've seen it, but I can tell you what it's about. Okay, so we have Moby, Porcelain.

We have Deli Furtado, Turn Off the Light. We can't because he knows it. Just play it a little bit more. No, he's just going to go, oh, no. That is a fun song. I don't know what it's called. I imagine it's called Moving On Up. But I don't know who it's by. But you've called Moving On Up but I don't know who it's by

but you've heard it mate you've heard it so our only option you suck our only option is Nelly Furtado or Ramstein so

Nelly Furtado it's better boost your morale New Zealand hey shit it's a good song come on producer Ben okay Ben this is a female artist from Canada

called Nelly Furtado. She was massive. It's called I'm Like a Bird and it's your wild boosie request today. Is this the guy that sang Hot in here? We are. We are. We are. It's getting so lonely inside this bed. You know if I should lick my wounds, say, oh, it's me instead.

There's a naked inside my head Telling me you're better off alone After midnight Morning will come And the day will see If you wear a headscarf They say that girl, you know she has to Talk, talk, talk But I said I'd turn off the lights Turn off the lights We'll see. I looked above the other day. Does it think I'm good and ready for a change?

I live my life by the moon. If it's hot, let it go. If it's hot, let's go slow. And if it's full, let it go If it's hot, let's go slow And if it's full, let it go But after midnight Morning will come And the day will see If you're gonna get some

You say that girl, you know she acts too tough, tough, tough But still I turn off the light, turn off the light You say that girl, you know she acts so rough, rough, rough But still I turn off the light, turn off the light I said follow me, follow me, follow me Down, down, down, down Bye. I'm searching for things that I just cannot see. Why don't you, don't you, don't you come up here with me? And I pretend to be cool with me, wanna believe. I can do it on my own without my heart on the street. I'm running, I'm running, catch up with me like. Where is the love that I'm looking to find?

It's all in me, can't you see? Why can't you, why can't you see? It's all in me, yeah All in me, yeah It's a magic Who do you need? Turn up the music Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me I'm a magic You can't get enough

I'm a magic Follow me, follow me, follow me I'm a magic Thank you. See you in Breckland. The task was a song Ben, our producer, had never heard before for morale boosting requests. And believe it or not, that's it. That's the song that we got. Age game. How old's Nelly Furtado?

Oh, love age game. 37. 37? 37. Nah, she's older than that. I reckon she's 40. Do you know? No, I haven't looked.

I reckon she's 40. Okay, you Google it. 40, Ben? Oh, is she Googling it? He doesn't even know who she is. I'll google it. I mean, that's there. Jeez. It could be 50, mate. Okay, 50.

Ellie? I'm going to go 43. What did Bree say? I said 40. Oh, right. Okay, yeah. 43. I'll go 43. She is 41. Oh, damn it. She's 41. Can we do a quick Justin Timberlake round? Justin Timberlake. How old is he?

I reckon Justin Timberlake. 38. 39. 40. Bang on. 41. Okay. What did I say again?

39. 39. He is 39. 39. Next on the show, we're going to put in a call to someone's mum. And, well, you are really. And you're going to ask her for something ridiculous. If she agrees, you will win for her a $400 amount of money. You will win for her a $400.

That's a big bill. And a Cadbury Roses prize pack. Even better. The best chocolate to give your mum this Mother's Day. Don't forget her. It's this Sunday. If you're keen to play, you can call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Bree and Clint. This Sunday is Mother's Day. and thanks to Cadbury Roses, we can sort your mum out with the best Mother's Day ever, a $400 cash prize and a Cadbury Roses prize pack. Yeah, Cadbury Roses are hooking people up on our show, and all you have to do is call your mum. We're going to tell you what to ask her for. It's going to be something elaborate, and if she says yes, you win.

Emily's going to give it a go. Hey, Em. Hi, Emily. Hey, how are you doing? We're good. Have you sorted your mum out for Mother's Day yet? Have you got her a present? Uh, no.

Oh, Emily. What's your relationship like with your mum? Do you get on well? Oh, yes. Really, really well. Yeah. Okay, great. So you want to get her something nice, obviously.

I do. I do. Do you have a car? You personally? Uh, yes, I do. What is it a car, you personally? Ah, yes, I do. What is it? It's a Toyota Ipsum. A Toyota Ipsum.

I assume that car has a roof. It does. Okay, you're going to call your mum and tell her that you've found a guy on Facebook who can take the roof off that car and turn it into a convertible for the low, low price of $435. Okay? Oh, my gosh. And you really want it because, I mean, being near Christchurch,

it's good weather for a convertible. Yeah, it's perfect for winter. Okay? Oh, you're kidding. Okay. If you get it over the line and your mum says yes, you win. Oh, there's no way she'll say yes. Come on, you've got to really convince

her, okay, Emily? Okay, okay. What's your mum's name? Lynette. Alright, we're calling Lynette up now. Good luck. $435. Remember, that's a bargain, okay? $435, okay. $435, yeah. Hello?

Hi, Mum, it's Emily. Hi. Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Good, Mum, it's Emily. Hi. Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Good, good, good. I've got a question to ask you. It's a bit weird, but Matt wants some work done on the car, and he's found someone to do it.

They want to, like, take the roof off or something and change the roof into a convertible and things. It all sounds a bit weird to me. But I was just wondering if you could quickly transfer or loan him $400 or me $435 to get it done. Yeah. Which car? The Ipsum. Would that be okay?

Would you be able to transfer? It's just $435. I can pay you straight back. Yep, yep, I can do that. Oh, Mum, you're a legend. You're a legend. I'll do it right away. Hold on, hold on. Hang on back. Yep, yep, I can do that. Oh, Mum, you're a legend. You're a legend. I'll do it right away. Hold on, hold on.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Lynette. Wait, pull over the Epson. It's Bree and Clint from ZM. Can I first ask, can you be our Mum? You're adorable. And second of all, Emily has just won $400 cash and a Cadbury Roses prize pack

because you said you would give her $435. Oh, my goodness. I couldn't understand the reason for taking the roof off the car, but I thought, oh, okay, they must know what they're talking about. You're too nice. You need to put your foot down sometimes and go, no, Emily, that is a stupid idea, and I am not transferring you any money. Lynette, I want to buy a motorised esky

Slash chilli bin Can you give me some money for that? You know I saw one of those Ten years ago in America And it was hilarious And we always thought That it would be quite cool This guy was hooning around the campground

So that's a yes? How much is that? Two grand. Two grand? Yeah. Oh, piece of cake. Just hang on. Well, I just quickly put my knitting down to race over to the computer because I knew

she was in a hurry. You're so cute, Lynette. Lynette, don't worry. Don't transfer anything. We'll transfer it to you. You have a wonderful Mother's Day, okay? Oh, thank you so much. Okay.

Thanks, Lynette. Thanks, Emily. Thanks, Mum. Thanks. Bye. Emily, your mum is so cute. If you haven't got Mum anything for Mother's Day yet, remember, you can say thanks, Mum, with a box of Cadbury Roses.

There's special packaging out there, beautiful in time for Mother's Day, so go and sort her out. Don't forget about your mum this weekend. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. packaging out there. Beautiful in time for Mother's Day so go and sort her out. Don't forget about your mum this weekend. This is huge, Dean. News out today that Joe Exotic's Lion Park is reopening. It certainly has. Lion Park? Oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Tiger Park. There's lions there though. He's the actual Tiger King though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lions and tigers and bears, wait, wait, wait. Tiger Park. There's lions there, though. He's the actual Tiger King, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my. He does have all three. Yeah, right. It's getting back open, Dean, right?

It's open. And so, of course, this is a sensation that took over all of our quarantine lives. Now that they've reduced the sanctions, the park opened. And let me just tell you this. People were lined up for a mile thousands of people lined up to go into they've changed the name of it it's now called the tiger king park because it has become an overnight sensation you know so they've opened it up people are there they're still trying to socially distance but they're not doing a very good job of

it and thousands of people are taking over this park. Job Exotic is literally a big deal now and he's, of course, still behind bars. And he doesn't own the zoo anymore. Yeah, does that weird bandana flexicab guy still own it? Jeff Lowe. Yes, that's right. He does and he and one of his wives or something. There's a very weird community of Tiger King owners

and that's really weird, isn't it? I don't mean to kill the buzz either, but obviously there's a boom and obviously a lot of people are now keen to go. Do we know if anyone has stepped in to check on the tigers? Well that's the part that's making me sad because now all these people are flocking to this thing. It's not a real zoo.

It's not an animal sanctuary and it's not a rehabilitation centre. It's a park there to make money off animals. So are they being scrutinized closer? Is someone going and checking that they're not still eating off meat from Walmart? What's the deal? Oh, yeah.

Well, I don't actually know if they've really stepped up the restrictions or any of the other processes. But what I do know is it's made these tiger parks even more popular and more in demand than ever. So it's probably done the exact opposite. Yeah, the opposite. But I believe from the fame that they have gained through this show, they will be keeping a very close eye on them.

You know who we need? Yeah. Carol Baskin from Big Cat Rescue. Get in there. But you know what? She's just as bad, in my opinion. Killed her husband. No, not because of the rumours.

No, I hear you, Bree. Carol Baskin killed her husband, and because she killed her husband no I hear you Brie Carol Baskin killed her husband and we know that as a fact yeah

all right Adam Tatago's the snack Dean McCarthy our Hollywood correspondent thanks Dean

have a great night bye Dean bye guys okay here's Joe Exotic on I actually really like this song.