ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 8th 2019

Episode Date: May 8, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where yesterday we talked about pickup lines. Remember that? That's right We said that a near foolproof pickup line would be to say someone, oh my god, I had a sex dream about you Yeah, it's a good conversation starter, gets them thinking about potentially, you know, doing that with you I've been reflecting on that one. It's inappropriate to say to some people Yeah, it's inappropriate to say to people who you know is in a relationship Yeah, it's inappropriate to say to some people. Yeah, it's inappropriate to say to people who you know is in a relationship. Yeah, it's inappropriate to say to your boss. Nah.

Yes, it is. Nah. No, you work in a weird situation at a radio station where- I'm joking. I agree with you. Oh, okay. And it's inappropriate as a boss

to say it to your employee. A hundred percent. Imagine Ross Boss coming in and going, Hey, Clint. Had a sex dream about you and I. Hey, Cam. Hey, Cam. Hey about you and I. Hey, Kim. Hey, Kim. Hey, Kim Mansell.

Hey, producer Ellie. I also got a – Why would you pick her out of everyone? That was weird. I didn't pick her first. I also got an inbox last night. You're her second choice, Ellie. Oh, come off it.

Ellie. What? What's the right answer here? Okay, here we go. what's the right answer here okay what's the right answer out of everyone at work yeah where would Ellie be

on the scale of people you'd like to hook up with this is so strange nah it's not a question this is like a brother you'd be up there you'd be up there for me Ellie hi thanks Bree

you'd be up the top and Ellie you're completely non-sexual to me hey you know what so are you I look at you as a sex object. Oh, yeah. That's the problem.

I think she actually does. You know what? Hey. She either looks at people as sex objects or food. Yep. And I look at you as both. A nice snack. We're going away this weekend together.

And we're sharing a room. Yes. Shall we just leave you guys to it? No, sorry. You keep going. Oh, wait. Sorry. I mean, what just leave you guys to it? No, sorry, you can go. Oh, wait. Sorry. I mean, what?

Now you took it too far. Now I've gone way too far. I got an inbox from someone on my Instagram who said, oh my God, I had to tell you, I had a sex dream about you last night. We totally hooked up after you used the line involving something about a tall glass of water. Well, they obviously were listening to our podcast.

So I said, you got the podcast, didn't you? And they said, yes, this would be a weird message If I hadn't listened to the podcast No it's still weird They said also I'm the person who gave you some feedback a while ago That the podcast needs to be longer And looser And you guys have really come to the party

I don't know if that's good feedback or not But it's feedback It's from 100% James Oh it's from a guy I don't know if it's good feedback or not, but it's feedback. Who's it from? It's from 100% James. Oh, it's from a guy. Well, it's from 100. I don't know if it's a guy, but he's definitely a James. Show me.

I want to see his profile picture. No, he's got a baby as his profile picture. Oh. Hey, you never know. Babies are very good with phones. I hope a baby didn't have a sex dream about me. Here's today's podcast, everybody. Oh, shit. Zed-Ems.

Let's go, go, go, shit. Zed-M. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-M's Brie and Clint. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hello, everyone. How's everybody going? I'm going well.

How are you? I'm going well, too. You having a productive day out there? Look at you and your SodaStream bottle. Yeah, can you leave me alone? Excuse me. We've got a SodaStream in the Zed-M office now, so I've switched my drink bottle to be a SodaStream bottle. Yeah, can you leave me alone? Excuse me, we've got a SodaStream in the ZM office now, so I've switched my drink bottle to be a SodaStream bottle, which means if I feel like it, I can have sparkling water at work.

Sparkling water tastes terrible. What is wrong with you? Sparkling water tastes like the champagne equivalent of water. Tell me the benefits of drinking sparkling water. It's fizzy. It's like having a fizzy drink, but you don't have to have all the sugar. It is not the same as having a fizzy drink. It's nice.

I like the bubbles on my tongue. Also, if it wasn't better than regular water, how come it costs more at restaurants? Why is the tap stuff free and the sparkling stuff expensive? Riddle me that, Brianna Thomasel. Because they make something that idiots will buy and they charge more for it. Are you seriously saying that you don't like sparkling water? I hate it.

Snap poll? Snap poll. 9696. Sparkling water, yes or no? That's it. Sparkling water, yes or no? Everybody drinks sparkling water. I just imagine them to all speak the same way.

Ooh, my sparkling water. Just got to go get some sparkling water from a soda stream. I literally talk to you every day, and do I talk like that? Yes. Oh, well, then case solved. Today on the show, your chance to win free Carlead tickets. You can take the Carlead and finish some Carlead lyrics at 5 o'clock, and if you do, two free tickets to his sold-out Auckland show.

Also, you could be seeing Taylor Swift in LA with ZM's World Tour, which is exciting. We're going to do that just after four. Yeah. Yeah. Wango Tango. Wango Tango, baby. Next on the show, we want to ask you a question, though.

Who are you named after? I am scouring the world for good baby names at the moment, as is Prince Harry. A lot of people are. And I've started to look inwards towards my own family to go, is there a name I should be passing on to my baby? Yeah, that your baby can carry on. Yeah, turns out maybe not a lot of thought has gone

into the names in my family. What was your granddad's name? My granddad's name was Christopher, and my other granddad's name was Ira. I like Ira. Okay. Ira's good. Baby Ira? Little baby Ira. All. Ira's good. Baby Ira.

The little baby Ira. All right, I'll pitch it to the wife. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. In like 10-ish weeks, there'll be a baby here. Oh, that's so soon. Yeah. If anyone's got like a spare cot or like some clothes.

You should have this organised. And we will when someone listening gives me theirs. If anyone's got like a spare cot or like some clothes. No, you should have this organised. And we will when someone listening gives me theirs. But, you know, there's a lot of things we don't have, including a name for the baby, which I'm finding is more and more normal. Prince Harry, they had their baby and they still don't have a name for it. A lot of people say you need to meet the baby before you name it,

but a lot of people have an idea. Very holistic that, isn't it? Yeah, right. Hello, baby. What's your name? I want to see what their personality's like. You just say some names to it. You're like, Gavin.

No, it doesn't look like a baby Gavin. No, that's not a baby's name. Also, you've got to be very careful with this that you don't insult other people's baby names. So I won't say anything. I've made that mistake before. There is something that happens though when you are having a child,

you go, should we look to the family names? that mistake before. There is something that happens though when you are having a child, you go, should we look to the family names? Is there like a nice name from inside the family that we can bestow upon this child to carry on a tradition? So I thought, cool, let's look at my family to start with.

And I looked to dad's side of the family. My dad's name is Aysen. A-Y-S-O-N. That is a strange name. It is a strange name. I've never heard that name before. I've never met another Aysen. A-Y-S-O-N. That is a strange name. It is a strange name. I've never heard that name before. I've never met another Aysen that isn't from our family.

So I have a father called Aysen, a cousin called Aysen, an uncle called Aysen. What? Everyone has that name? Yeah, and I also have a great uncle called Aysen. Oh, I don't like that,

to be honest. What, the fact that everyone's using it? Yeah, it just gets confusing and then like there's like confusion with passports and all that kind of stuff. And family reunions and Christmas as well. Imagine you're at Christmas and there's a prison under the tree for Aysen. Who's going to open it?

Which one? It does get confusing, but I thought maybe this is a really important name for our family. Maybe as a middle name. Where did the name come from? I did a little bit of research. Aysen, from what I can establish, is the middle name of, no, even surname maybe,

or middle name of the doctor who delivered the original Aysen in our family. That is bizarre. It's a weird one to keep carrying on, eh? But each Aysen becomes a new Aysen, I guess. Like you'd think it was like, you know, passed down from a great, great, great grandfather or something. Yeah.

After years of hearing my dad go on the phone, no, no, Aysen. No, not Jason. Aysen. With an A. With an A. I can say now we won't be having an Aysen because I don't want to give them that burden. Like having to explain their name every time. It won't be an ASIN.

And then I looked at my name. My middle name is Paul. And my dad's middle name is Paul too. I was like, oh, cool. Here's another family tie. Maybe this is a lead. Maybe we can have a baby Paul. And I said to dad,

dad, why do we have the middle name Paul? And he goes, oh, I don't know. No good story there. I said, well, why do you have it? He goes, I don't know. My parents gave it to me. I said, cool, why do you have it? He goes, I don't know. My parents gave it to me. I said, cool. But do you know why?

So why did you give it to me? Why did you choose that name to hand down to me? And he goes, I don't know. Just did. This conversation's happened in my family before when my mum's mum passed away. Yes. Literally the first thing when she passed away, all of the family was there. It was a really nice moment because we all got to say goodbye.

And as my family do, we all deal with stuff. We deal with stuff like that with humour. Yes. And I think it was me that said, right, all the cousins were there. I said, whoever has the first girl has to name her after Nan. What was Nan's name? Edna. Oh, I had your dolls at him this afternoon.

Our question for you is, where'd you get your name? Do you have a weird story about where you got your name? You might be named after someone. It might be completely random. We want to hear from you. I'm on the search for baby names at the moment and thinking maybe we should look into the family and say, is there a family name that I should hand down?

If it's a girl, can you give her my name as her middle name? Why would I give it your name? Why not? Wouldn't I look at my wife first and get one of her names? Yeah, maybe. You've got a good example of this. Your middle name is a family name, kind of. Yes, it is.

My dad decided that he wanted his name as my middle name is a family name kind of. Yes it is. My dad decided that he wanted his name as my middle name but the girl version. So your dad's name is? Stephen. And my middle name is Stephanie. And guess what? My brother, his middle name is after my mum.

Diane. His middle name is Dion. Far out. Why did they just simplify it? Why did they make his middle name Stephen and your middle name is Dion. Far out. Why didn't they just simplify it? Why didn't they make his middle name Stephen and your middle name Diane? Well, they didn't know if they were going to have another one after me. Oh, right. Okay. Also, he's Big Steve.

So technically are you Brie Big Stephanie Thomasel? 100%. Suits me. Oh, 100 dials at him. Joanne, where did you get your name? Hi. My mum had a name for a boy and a girl She didn't know what she was having

And then six hours before having us She found out she was having triplets So two girls, one boy They had their names sorted for the first two I was the last one They couldn't think of any names So they asked the nurses what their animal pets' names are Why could they just ask nurses what their animal pets' names are. Why could they just ask

them what their name was? Because some of their names weren't that great. Are you named after the nurse's dog? I am. I'm after an Alsatian. Love it, Joanne. And Joanne, it is a beautiful name. Joanne, sit. Sit, Joanne.

Good Joanne. Good Joanne. Who's a good Joanne? Love it. Hey, I love this one on the text machine. Where did you get your name? Someone's texted in. They said, we named our sons Curtis after 50 Cent. No.

Our other son's name is Marshall after Eminem. Love it. Well, at least they know. At least there's a story there, right? Don't mind it. 0800 dial ZM. Ashlyn. It's an interesting name.

Hi, Ashlyn. Ashlyn, where did you get your name? Hi. So when my mum was very pregnant with me, her and my dad couldn't think of a name. So one night they were watching a documentary together. Now that documentary happened to be about

a female escort called Ashlyn. Oh my God. Wait. You're named after a TV escort? A female escort, yeah.

On TV? Why would they tell you that, Ashlyn? I don't know. That is, that is bizarre. That is so random. Because I get it. I get when you hear a nice name. I get it when a nice name stands out.

But to me, whenever I hear a name, I associate with where I heard it. Why on earth would you want to name your daughter after that? Ashlyn, you'll love this text on the text machine. This is no joke. Someone's texted in and said, when my mum went into labour, my family were watching a movie. No one can remember what it was, but one of the characters

in the movie who played a stripper, they named me after. Very similar. At least I'm not alone. I'm going to name my baby Magic Mike. Hi Lucy, you're the last one. Lucy, where did you get your name from? I don't know if you guys have heard the rumours about the song Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds and the old recreational psychedelic. I have heard that. Yeah? Yeah.

I was a very unexpected child to my parents and supposedly my mother told me this after a couple of drinks that she had done a little bit of the old recreational psychedelic and that's when I was conceived. Wow. Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

You want a song there? Yep. Hey, it's a beautiful song. That is a good song. And I bet you're from a wonderfully creative and colourful and interesting family. Oh, yeah. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Gaelish and bad guy.

I don't know if you saw it. Did she go to the Met Gala? No. She's in Aussie at the moment. I wonder if she was invited. She'd be a sitter. She is so cool at the moment. She already wears stuff like you would wear to the Met Gala just every day. She got her own style right? Yeah. Surely she got invited.

Maybe Dean will know. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean McCarthy, do you know, did Billie Eilish get invited to the Met Gala? Oh, I'm not sure. Possibly. Everyone who's anyone been invited. Lizzo was there. The Hot Mess Express should have been there.

I feel like it's, yeah, probably. Yeah, right. I can see that. Love it. The Ven like it's there probably. Yeah, right. I can see that. I love it. The Venute. The Venute. Can you imagine the Venute rolling up the red carpet? Actually, I can.

I can. I can, yeah. I can picture that. She's got a unique sense of style. She would fit right in. Dean, tell us, Britney Spears has taken out a restraining order against somebody. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, drama.

Look, here, this Britney Spears story is just really, really getting bigger and more dramatic every single day. Do you remember she dated her manager? His name was Sam Lutfi. Now, this is the guy that people, I don't know how to put this. He's kind of the reason she went off the rails back in the day. So he was really, really bad influence on her, got her mixing with the wrong people and all the kinds of different wrong things. He is the guy, right? This is what's coming out today. He's the one that has contacted Britney's mum.

He's stirring everyone up, releasing private information about Britney. Called Britney's mum and said, hey, look, Britney's dad, not looking after her health. He's making all these bad decisions. You need to, you know, be a part of this. There needs to be an intervention. He's the reason that Britney's mom is now taking them to court. It's a full drama, and Britney Spears has taken out a restraining order on him. Sam Luffy, her old boyfriend and manager. It's just getting ugly, and he's kind of stirring the pot.

I don't even know why he just went so dark. Yeah, it's never seemed like a more appropriate time to say, leave Britney alone, right? Yeah, exactly. Back off. Get out of it. Where's K-Fed these days? It's never seemed like a more appropriate time to say, leave Brittany alone, right? Back off. Get out of it. Where's Kayfed these days? Kayfed went good in the end.

He ended up being like the rock of the family who looked after the kids. I can see what he's doing. He's getting 20 grand a month in child support. That's what he's doing. There you go. Paying the bills, making checks. Yeah, and I think he's, I don't actually know,

but I think he's being a good dad. I think he's actually doing quite a good job. With 20 grand, it'd be pretty easy. You've got Goss. Speaking of the Met Gala from before too, Dean, about what went down at the Met Gala after party yesterday. Oh, my goodness. Look, everyone.

Okay, first of all, we talked about, obviously, Katy Perry's chandelier outfit, which none of us approved or liked. Did you see that she did an outfit change into a hamburger? She went as a hamburger through the later part of the night. Look it up online right now when you get a chance. But that is not the only hamburger that was enjoyed at the Met Gala. Afterwards, Kim Kardashian

and Serena Williams threw an after party of the Met Gala and they catered it with McDonald's as in, love it, fries, burgers, because they've all been starving for six weeks to get in those little dresses. So they got fries and McDonald's burgers and Ronald's. I don't know if Ronald was there.

I don't know if he was there. That's a big enough clown. If Ronald was there, cool. And everybody loves some Maccas after a big night. But is it a bit cheap from them? They're multi-millionaires. Like, do you expect, if they're throwing the party and they're catering it. That's why they're multi-millionaires.

Yeah, right. Okay. That makes a lot more sense. Yeah. Okay. Hey, and also, Kim probably hadn't eaten anything for a month to get into that weird outfit. Yeah. I don't say that in a nice way.

I mean that in a, I don't understand how someone's body can be shaped like that kind of way. Where was her waist? It was that tiny, you could barely see it. She looked like one of those Barbie dolls. You know how you can rotate the hips all the way around? Bizarre.

Okay, thanks Dean. That is Dean McCarthy live from Hollywood. Spires brought to you by Air New Zealand's Grabber Seat. Loads of deals every day to selfie-worthy destinations.

You can go to grabberseat.co.nz for a deal today. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. But right now, I've got some good news for you Brie. It's to do with your favourite TV show, The Big Bang Theory.

I asked you. It's not. It's to do with that baby that you hate, the royal baby. Brie hates that baby I do not hate the baby She does Yesterday when it was born I was like

Oh should we talk about The royal baby And this was Brie Oh that's Is it just me Or is everybody Sick of that baby I was like

It's just been born And she goes Oh I hate that baby I did not I hate that baby so much You're such You're so full of crap It's fair to say though

Okay I might be exaggerating a little bit, but it is fair to say that you don't really care. I just think there's a lot of stories about the royals and it takes up a lot of media, which it's like, is it news? That's fine. I don't know. And that's a totally valid opinion. So there is a way that you can, and this is real, this is not a joke,

you can remove all mentions of the royal baby from your social media. Interesting. Would you be up for this? Yeah, probably. Okay, so I know you don't use Twitter, but on Twitter it's really easy. You just go into your settings and you go to privacy

and you can block keywords. So if you find something particularly offensive or you want to remove Trump from your life because you don't want to know about him, you can put Donald Trump or Trump in there as a keyword. All those tweets will get removed. You'll never see a tweet in your feed about that unless you go and search

for it. That'd be awesome if this was 2005. You hate Twitter, that's fine. Brie hates the royal baby in Twitter. This is the hierarchy. It goes in third place, Twitter. I'm saying I hate things. In second place, Big Bang Theory. And in first place, she hates more than anything else, the royal baby.

Instagram, you can't block anything yet. So you can't block, because they can't block pictures, right? You can't go, no pictures of babies. Well, they will be able to eventually. In the future, they will be able to, but I don't know if they can block babies, like specific babies. What if they like got the code,

like the names of whatever was written in the caption? Yeah, there'll be a way to do that a lot easier. But there is a feature that they are trialling for the UK, the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand for Facebook, which will let you block out anything to do with the royal baby. So can I just say, obviously this is, you know, being spoken about.

So am I not the only one that doesn't want to see stuff about the royal baby? Is that what you're telling me? If it makes you feel better, you're not the only person who hates the royal baby. I don't hate the baby! Do you want to know if you can block it? Yeah, go on. I told you you hate that baby! If you do want to know,

push those three little dots on the top of a post, any post, and see if it has the option on there to block keywords. If you've got that, then you can do it. And if you don't, then... Oh, I don't even have that. Oh, well, more royal baby for you. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. You know when you learn something about your colleagues and you're like, what the hell? I learned something about one of our colleagues today, Clint. Oh, yeah. Have you been fraternising with the office people again? Yes, I've been, you know, just mingling out in the offices, you know, kind of no one wanted me there but I was lingering

and I got into a conversation with someone we work with. She joins us now. Hello, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi. The conversation arose about weird stuff you've eaten in your lifetime and you came out with something that was very shocking to me and I want to see if Clint has the same reaction.

What's the weird food thing you've eaten? I ate a whole guinea pig. Okay. What the hell? Did you do it in pig? Okay. What the hell? Did you do it in Peru? Yes. So I've been to Peru. Right.

And I had a similar experience. Was it on Contiki? No. I thought you were going to say, is it on a stick? Guinea pig on a stick. No, it comes on lettuce. They flay it, right? Like they put its arms and legs out.

Oh, no. So I had the same experience and I just tried it. I just ate a little bit and I went, no, hell no. No,. Oh no. So, so I had the same experience and I just tried it. I just ate a little bit and I went, no, hell no, no, no,

no. I didn't tuck into the whole thing. From memory, it was quite expensive and so it was a real big deal that, you know, and I was back peaking

through Peru and it's delicacy and, but you know, I thought, no, I'm going to, I'm going to commit.

Yeah. Yeah, you committed, right? And there was no psychological barrier. There was no like, no, I'm going to commit. Yeah. Yeah, you committed, right? And there was no psychological barrier. There was no like. No. Really.

Did you have guinea pigs as a child? No. See, I did. And so for me, it was like eating your puppy or something. But they have their whole little face there. Oh, too much info, Jackie. It's not like a chicken where they cut the head off. Yeah, Jackie goes to me before.

She's like, you want to see a photo? And I was like, no, don't want to see a photo. I need to ask you, what was the best part? You ate the whole thing. I mean, it was just kind of like eating quail. Little tiny bones. Not the same. Oh, that's sad.

Not a lot of meat. No, there's not a lot of meat. Not a lot of meat. No, when I passed mine up, it didn't go to waste. The guy at the table next to me goes, are you not going to finish that? I was like, no, I feel physically ill. He goes, send it my way, fella.

And he ate two guinea pigs. So it is for some people. At KFC, do they have guinea wings? Do they? KFC Peru. Yeah. KFC Peru. You can get some guinea wings.

KFP. They might, actually. We want to know from you guys this afternoon. I mean, I don't know if you can top that, but what is the weirdest thing you've eaten? Yeah, there's largely been overseas things, right? Yeah, it'll be on trips that you've done overseas or maybe it's just in your backyard

and you just wanted to give something a go. We want to know from you. 0800 dials at M. What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? You can also text us on 9696. We've got a gift. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. What's the weird thing that you ate one time?

Yeah. We talked to someone at work today who has had guinea pig. She ate an entire guinea pig when she was travelling in Peru. That would be traumatic, especially that sound for some people who have or have had guinea pigs as pets, like myself. And I've got to be honest, I've tasted guinea pig, but there's a psychological barrier. It might be yum, but I just knew that wasn't something I wanted to eat.

It's like some places that serve up horse. Oh, yeah. I just, I don't know. Some parts of Europe eat horse. Yeah. Also Tongans eat horse. Common? No, Tong. I just, I don't know. Some parts of Europe eat horse. Yeah. Also Tongans eat horse. Common? No, Tongan.

No, it's common. Oh, yeah. To eat it. I think so, yeah. Yeah. A friend of mine told me it's called loi horsey. Is it? Yeah, the dish.

Right. Delicious. We want to hear from you this afternoon on 0800 dials at M. What's the weird thing that you've eaten? Hi, Matt. Hey. What's the weird thing that you've eaten? Hi, Matt. Hey. What's the weird thing that you ate, Matt? It was jellyfish.

Jellyfish? Why'd you eat jellyfish? I ate it in Thailand about 10 years ago. I was 12 years old. Did they tell you that it was like a thing to do? Because I always wondered that when you're in a country like Thailand, if they're just trying to mess with the tourists, they're like, oh yeah, here in Thailand,

we love jellyfish. Jellyfish, that's what we eat. Jellyfish. We love to eat blue bottles. Yeah, they're yum. Delicious. Well, either way, it's something that happens. It wasn't too bad.

It was covered in soy sauce, so it kind of masked the taste. It's quite hard to hear you, Matt, but was it kind of like calamari? No, it was like pasta. It was like spaghetti. I was going to say it's kind of like jelly. Right.

Well, maybe it would have been like jelly. There's a lot of people on the text machine weighing in on this. What's the weird thing you've eaten? I'm just going to rattle off a few. Yeah, go on. Snake, barbecued rat, puff adder, crocodile, live shrimp with wasabi in Japan, piranha. I can't read that one out. No?

I ate horse appendage soup. What? What? Yep, apparently that's a thing in Bangkok. Well, perfect place for it, I guess. No, that's where they ate it. That's no joke. Hi, Ollie.

What's the weird thing you ate? Yeah, actually, it's Ollie, but goat's brain, that's a delicacy back in Pakistan. Right. Really? Yeah. And just goats? What about other animals' brains?

It could be sheep as well, but it's basically goat's brain. Is it nice? It's brain. Is it nice? It's delicious. You describe it as delicious. It's my favourite with naan. You are lying. Is it your actual name? Ali, you are lying.

No, no, I am not lying. I even tried to get it in Wellington, but couldn't find someone who sells goat's brain. So you're telling me, if you were, so you came round to my house, you're coming over, and my mum said to you, what's your favourite favourite dish Ali? I'll cook it for you. You would say to her, I wouldn't mind some goat's brains and naan.

No, yeah, I would love it. I would love it. My grandmother used to make really good goat's brain. I love how my nonna made really good pasta and Ali's grandmother made real good goat's brain. Great call, thank you. On the text, just a few more. Someone said, I love the difference from text to text.

So someone's like, oh, we ate goanna once, we ate duck's tongue, we ate bat, and then there's this one text that says, the weirdest thing I've ever eaten is Vegemite mixed with peanut butter. Oh, yeah, no, too far. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Some stories I love reading and thinking to myself, only in New Zealand.

Oh, yeah, someone riding a sheep to the pub? Yeah, something like that. Actually, similar to that headline of that story, a man has been fined for riding a motorised chilli bin drunk. Right. Where? What part of the country? He's a Cromwell man.

Yes. And he apparently at the end of last year was taking a joyride on the chili bin. Yes. And he got done. They breathalysed him and the reading was 0.54. I don't know what the law is. What are you allowed to blow? The legal limit

is 0.250. Oh right, so he's steamed. Yeah, so he was double. Double the limit. Essentially. On a motorised chilli bin. On a motorised chilli bin. Yeah. People are now arguing, they're saying, you know, obviously it's got a motor

in it and he was driving it whilst under the influence. So he was fined $700 but he wasn't convicted because... Of drink driving? Yeah, so they couldn't take his license off him, which is interesting. Was he on the

road? Because that would be a mitigating factor to me. I don't think so. Can you get fined for riding drunk on a motorised chili bin around your own backyard? And by extension, if you set up a racetrack or a time trial course in your own backyard, can you get in trouble for that? So that's okay.

This might have been on the footpath. I'm not sure exactly where it was. But people are now arguing they're saying he got fined and this has happened another two times in New Zealand where people have been fined riding a motorised chilli bin under the influence. But it goes about 12 kilometres an hour. Have we got recidivist motorised chilli bin offenders? Yes. There's repeat offenders. Kia kaha, New Zealand.

But now people are saying, you know, how come you can't get done on a Lime scooter? So that's the next thing. You know you can in Australia? Yes. You get DIC'd on a Lime. Yeah, because a Lime scooter can go 30 kilometres an hour, which is way faster. You can cause a car crash is the argument.

Yeah. Because I always think you shouldn't get fined for something that's only going to hurt you. Like, that's your punishment. If you cake it and smack your face into hurt you, that's your punishment. If you cake it and smack your face into the ground, that's your punishment. But if it impacts someone else, then they have to fine you.

It was interesting to see when the cop pulled this guy over on the chilli bin, he said, is there a reason you were going so quickly? And the guy said, yeah, the beers were getting cold. Yeah, cool. Cold or warm? said, yeah, the beers were getting cold. Yeah, cool. Cold or warm?

Oh, yeah. Damn it! I told you, Bree, that I've got an important warning for you this afternoon. And I'm not lying. Okay, I've got your back. And I know when you need a little bit of a heads up about something, okay? When you need a little bit of prior warning, just to keep yourself safe in these situations.

I don't trust you, but I'm willing to listen. It's what friends do. They have each other's back. Both of the producers are aware of what this warning is. They have both been briefed. What the hell is going on? And with the information you have, first of all, producer Ben, on a scale of one to ten,

how serious do you think this warning is? Is ten the high? Ten's high. Probably nine. Nine? Not like immediate danger of death, but it's high. Okay, I think it's pretty high. Producer Ellie, how high?

Yeah, pretty high, yes. So it has to do with your trip to Brisbane this weekend for the NRL Magic Round. Okay. You and producer Ellie are going. We're both attending. I had to tell Ellie because she is implicated in this, okay? Whatever happens,

she's going to be an accessory to it. Yeah. Okay. So you and Ellie are going. Great weekend. All 16 NRL teams playing in the one stadium in Brisbane at Suncorp. Can't wait.

You love the NRL? I love the NRL. You also love a cheeky weekend on the Lash as well? It's got all the ingredients, right? Yeah, I do love the NRL? I love the NRL. You also love a cheeky weekend on the lash as well? It's got all the ingredients, right? Yeah, I do love to lash. I did hear this morning one of our sister radio stations, Radio Hauraki, were also talking about the NRL magic round. And two of their staff members.

Jeremy Wells is on the same flight as us who are attending. This is what I heard. It's Matt and Jerry's excellent adventure to the NRL Magic Round in Brisbane. That's right, you and two mates could be joining Matt and I where we'll be treated to an action packed Brisbane adventure. Plus we'll join in the fun of the first ever

NRL Magic Round Brisbane at Suncorp Stadium. That is Seven Sharp host and Radio Hauraki breakfast announcer, Jeremy Wells. Or as you know him, that guy you sniffed at the staff party. Bree, I really need you to be cool here, all right? No regrets. For my sake.

I hope, oh my God, I've just realised, obviously Jeremy Wells, he'd be super rich. We might be. You know how I just bought that Kodu membership? Yes. We might be in the lounge at the same time, Ellie. So I've done some investigating and because they are part of our company and they did a competition for the Magic Round. We're going to be sitting near them.

And we did a competition. There is a high chance that you and Jeremy are going to be sat next to each other in the stadium. I need you to keep your cool. I need you to keep it under control. I need you to not embarrass us. Don't embarrass us.

You said this was a warning for me. This should be a warning for Jeremy Wells. I think it is. The creep alert is at 10. I think it is. The creep alert is at 10. It's red hot. Hey, I can't help what happens on a few night with the bevvies and the boys. No, you literally can.

No, I can't help it. You can and I'm asking you to. I'm asking you to control yourself. Ellie's not a great influence either. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time for a sticky hotline. Hello, you've reached Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time for a sicky hotline. Hello, you've reached Brie and Clint's sicky hotline.

This is sicky hotline where we call places that we don't work and try and get the day off. Last week you made me call a beauty shop and tell them that I can't come in because I had a rash on my privates. Yeah. You failed, by the way. No. No, you failed.

Did I? Yeah, they didn't believe you at all. Damn it. You failed, by the way. No. No, you failed. Did I? Yeah, they didn't believe you at all. Damn it. You've got a warped memory sometimes. Say this and do this. What store do you normally work at? Well, I usually bounce around. It's just wherever they need me.

So I don't... Yeah, I don't think we need anyone. But it's all good, though, to have the day off there so you don't need me there tomorrow. Yeah, we're all good here. I don't know, debatable. This week it's my turn. Who am I calling to get the day off? You're going to call

the delightful establishment Muffin Break. Muffin Break, yeah. Who doesn't love a muffin? Buttered muffin. You're going to tell them that you can't come in because your pet rooster, Cocky, has gotten out. The same rooster that swallowed a pool ball that time?

The same one. Right, yeah. But this time he's gotten out of the yard and he's attacked the neighbour's dog. Okay, grim. I've been Brexiteer, speaking. Hey, Carl. Hey, is it very busy in there today? Oh, it's not too bad

Yeah, I was wondering if the Do you know who's working in there tomorrow? Working in there? Yeah, at our Muffin Break Oh, just our normal staff like me, Guri, Sammy and Cheyenne Yeah, just the four of us I am working, damn it Okay, because I wasn't sure

if I was on tomorrow or not I've had a bit of an issue come up where I'm not going to be able to do my shift tomorrow I don't understand like who is this

are you sure you're calling the right Muffin Break is this Muffin Break South City yes it is yeah yeah that's my one yeah yeah yeah it's Sammy

oh is it I can't no you like it's not semi this is i am semi yeah yeah is this car it is but you sound weird i've got a cold oh are you sure yeah i know i've been that's not the reason that i can't come in though i can't come in tomorrow because i've my my animals had an accident no that's not really right are you sure that's you no it was my my animal i i'm pretty sure you're not sammy why don't you why don't you believe me no like you sound it's not right

yeah and if you would call you wouldn't you wouldn't call on the landline you you will call me on my cell phone. Right, right. Okay. What is your cell phone number? Can't tell you that. You should know that. Carl, this is a wacky radio competition where I've got to pretend that I work there

and try and get the day off. And can I say, you're making it very difficult for me right now. Can I ask, because I took a big risk here opting for Sammy. Yeah. Is Sammy a boy or here opting for Sammy. Yeah. Is Sammy a boy or a girl? A girl, actually. Yeah. I knew as soon as you said it, I was like, it was a risk.

Was that all? All the other names were clearly girls. I'm the only one that could be a boy. Hey, Sammy, you took a chance and didn't pay off. ZM Spree and Clint. Was that all? All the other names were clearly girls. The only one that could be a boy was Sammy. Hey, you took a chance and didn't pay off. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint, take the car lead. Every day this week at 5 o'clock,

your chance to take the car lead and finish a car lead song. And if you do, two tickets. The first show completely sold out, so there's now a second show on November 20 at Auckland's Spark Arena. That's a Wednesday and it's on sale now from Ticketmaster. This is going to be a super cool show. No one's failed yet

which has been great. It's been awesome. Mainly because I think you've done such a great job of setting an example. No. Yeah, you've done a great job of showing people how to take the car lead. So. You know I don't like this. Well, let's see if it's going to be helpful. I'm not good at it. Alicia, would it be helpful to you if Brie did one before you did it?

Yes. I thought so too. I thought so too. Alicia. Here you go, Brie. Your chance. Take the car lead when the lyrics stop. No way Maybe we'll make a way You could put no chance In my love

You can't keep us apart Good enough, we'll take that. Yeah, okay. Easy as that. You ready for yours, Alicia? Yeah, I'm ready. Best of luck. Here we go, Alicia.

Thank you. Yeah, my bad Knowing me, I've been whining They was cool, yeah, we was vibing Yeah, my bad. Blowing me up, even wilding. We were cool, yeah, we vibing. Gotta put my phone on silent, so my, my bad. That's good enough. Oh, give it to her.

Nice work, Alicia. There might have been a delay or something like that. She just needed to get there. You knew tons of those words. We loved it, Alicia. You're going to Carleed. Thank you so much.

Oh, my God. You killed it. Are we too easy with our competitions? No, but look how excited she is. I know she is. It's great. I love it. But are we too easy?

She literally did way more lyrics than anyone else has done all week. Yeah. That's why they don't tell us what the excited she is. I know she is. It's great. I love it. But are we too easy? She literally did way more lyrics than anyone else has done all week. Yeah, that's why they don't tell us what the secret sound is. Yeah, exactly. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This next story is about a very, very creepy house in Auckland. Yeah, I'll be avoiding this area at all costs. A couple have made the news today,

and they haven't identified themselves. You know it's serious when they don't want their names in the article. Well, maybe it's because when they go to resell this home, they don't want people knowing what they found

when they ripped up the carpet. That's a hell of a good point. That's a really good point. I wouldn't want people knowing. So they've pulled up the carpet in an old villa so they can renovate it and put new carpets down.

When they lifted up the carpet, they found etched into the floor two markings. Room size. Big markings on the floor. In one room, they found a pentagram that devil worship star shaped thing. The star thing, yeah, where you put

like candles and stuff on it? Yes. Yeah, the Ouija board type of stuff. And in another room, they found a worship circle scratched into the floorboards. It's literally scratched into the floorboard. Which makes you go, what the hell has been going on inside this house? Here's where it gets even creepier. The couple who did this have owned the house for 30 years.

And they said, I read that they've ripped up the carpet before. And they didn't see it. Well, they weren't there. But they said the carpenters didn't tell them. Oh, right. Okay, I saw that bit and I thought they'd pulled up the carpet and the markings weren't there. No.

And now they've pulled it up again. And then they pull it up and all of a sudden these markings are down there. Okay, I'd be getting the hell out of the house if that happened. Well, if you believe in that stuff. Did you read the history of the house? No. It was built in 1904 and it was actually built in St Mary's Bay and then they transported it elsewhere where they live now.

Right. That's an old house. A hundred-year-old, a 120-year-old house. What? Do you want to talk to Caitlin on the phone? Yeah. I said to you, producer Caitlin from Fledgvorna Megan, she told me a story like a year ago about her and her flatmate Ellie.

When they moved into this rental property, they found something really weird. Producer Caitlin, good afternoon. Good afternoon, guys. I can't believe I'm reliving this. It's like giving me nightmares and I'm by myself in the house at the moment. I'm real scared. Tell us what happened. So at our old flat

we found a photo album in one of the wardrobes. We were like, oh, okay, this is a bit weird because you usually take that kind of stuff with you. And lots of the photos had been cut in half, so they'd, like, chop someone out of the photos. And on the bottom, you could read it was, like,

mum, dad, blah, blah, blah, but you couldn't see the dad anywhere, so they'd, like, chopped out the dad. Yeah. So that was, yeah. And then we moved on to one of the photos where there is this cute little baby lying on a flag with a swastika on it.

Oh, God. It was a Nazi baby. Yeah, it was a Nazi baby. Nazi baby. Nazi house. Weird, right? Oh. And then, like, everything that happened,

every little creak or, like or little thing that was really weird, we were like, is that Nazi babies coming to get us? Okay. It's not a zombie. It's just a bad person. We moved out of that house. Oh, you don't live there anymore? No.

Whose wardrobe did you find it in? Yours or your flatmate's? Well, luckily it was in the, we were like, we're staying away from that room. So when we got a third person in, we just put away from that room. So when we got a third person, we just put them in that room. You put them in the Nazi baby room. Well, cause we had, we found safes,

two safes in Ellie's room as well. One of them we couldn't get open. So I don't know what was happening at that house. Weird. That's a, that's, I need to tell you about that stuff before you move in.

Also, who's renting out a house and not checking for safes and photo albums that contain pictures of Nazi babies? Right, okay. Thank you, producer Caitlin, very much. We appreciate that this afternoon. And we've got a question for you on 0800.ZM. What did you find when you moved into a house?

What creepy thing did you find? Maybe it was in the walls. Maybe it was under the carpet like this couple in Auckland. We don't know. What have you found that you were like, what the hell is this? Maybe you were renovating and it was inside the walls. Maybe it was a message. Maybe it's something you found in the attic. 0800 dial

ZM. What did you find in your creepy house? ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. There is a family in Auckland who have made the news today because they pulled up the carpet in their early 1900s villa, like turn of the century. 1901, I think it was built. Yeah.

And they've found underneath the carpet, scratched into the floorboards, a pentagram and also a worship circle. No thanks. Nah. Rightly so. They haven't said where the house is because I think they want to sell it one day.

Yeah, smart not saying where it is. You would just straight away start going, maybe that's why so-and-so was so crazy when they lived here. Like you'd start stitching events back towards it. Do you believe in that type of stuff? Not particularly. But I also don't like the idea of people who are into that stuff ever having lived in the house.

Because what if they've smeared goat's blood on the wall or something? You know, I don't know what they do. What if there's spirits locked inside the walls? That's what I'm thinking about. We want to know on 0800 dial ZM, what did you find inside the house? Your house, a house you were renting? The creepy house.

One that you renovated? Hi, Nico. Hiya. What did you find? I found a mummified rat. Same, actually. Wait. Nico, was it actually

mummified or was it just, like, dead? No, I think mummified. Yeah. So it was wrapped in little tiny bandages? Yeah, the other rats had gone and wrapped it up. And then they'd gone in through its nose and pulled out its rat brain. Wait, Rat Cleopatra lived in your house? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put it in a little rat sarcophagus. Rat Cleopatra, coming at you. You found that in your house too, hey? Yeah, we pulled the roof down and there was a whole rat's nest up there. Oh, God. Who are we going to here? Michelle? No, I don't think so.

Are we going to Michelle? We going to Michelle? No, let don't think so. Are we going to Michelle? We're going to Michelle? No, let's go to Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's the creepy thing you found in your house?

So it wasn't my house. I had just started dating this guy and he was renovating his house and pretty much he knocked down a wall and he found these Polaroid pictures of, we think the couple, the people that used to

live there. And anyway they were kind of, would you say, indoor gardening. Indoor gardening, we get it. Right, he found like last century's nudes inside the walls. Yeah, and they were completely nude. Wow, okay. The original Fifty Shades of Grey.

Does that get the stabby music or is that? No. That one can pass, right? Yeah. Yeah, cool. Why are you clapping that one? That was a good call. I want to read out this one text that we've gotten on the text machine.

Yeah. Off the back of the creepy house story, someone's texted and said, when I was 12 back in 1992, I went into our attic to explore and I found what I thought was a missile. I said to my mum that I'd found it and she didn't believe me and I could hear it ticking in the walls. What? Mum couldn't get around to where it was so she never believed it was actually there. Fast forward 10 years and the house has been sold and renovated and found in the walls, sure enough, was the missile. The bomb squad was called and it was still live.

Wow. Can you imagine? Imagine the kid, mum, found a missile. Yeah, sure. Shut up, kid. Mum. Mum, it's ticking. Have a look.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. It's a bit of a game where we take your birthdays, we put them into the system, figure out what was number one,

and then we play one of those songs. Yesterday, ow, bit my tongue. Ow. Ow. How do you hurt yourself talking? Oh, I can find a way. Yesterday we played I Wanted I Can See Clearly Now. Nobody voted for Ice Ice Baby.

And the winner was, God, I shouldn't ask questions I don't know the answer to. Don't worry about it. Let's move on. Hi, Hayley. Hi. Hayley, what's your birthday? 17th of February, 82. Okay, Hayley. Hi. Hayley, what's your birthday? 17th of February, 82. Okay, Hayley, you were 16 in 1998 on the 17th of February.

And on that day, this was number one. Emotional banger. Real emotional banger. Never ever. You like that, Hayley? Does that bring back good memories? A little bit. It's all right.

It's all right? I don't mind that track. I quite like it. It's good. Next is Brad. Hi, Brad. Hi, Brad. Hey, guys.

How you going? Good, thank you. Now, Brad, before we get your birthday banger, I forgot to mention there's an added level of difficulty today because the winner of birthday banger is going to be scoring for themselves a set of JBL Live Bluetooth voice-activated headphones. So you can't control your Birthday Banger, but no pressure, Brad.

Look out, Brad. That's very cool. What is your birthday, Brad? 28th of January, 1979. Okay, you were 16 in 1995 on the 28th of January. And Brad, this is your birthday banger. I take it you like that one, Brad. It's actually not bad at all, yeah.

It's good, yeah. Here comes the hot stepper. Enjoy it. Cool, okay. One more. Let's go to Tracy. Hey, Trace. Here comes the hot stepper. Enjoy it. Cool. Okay, one more. Let's go to Tracey. Hey, Trace. Hi, Trace.

Hey, how's it going? There's a bit of competition today. Yeah, Tracey. Not bad, not bad. Are you up for the challenge? Oh, no. You've got to give it a nudge, eh? I've actually been curious to know what mine is,

so it's probably okay. Well, today is the day. What's your birthday, Tracey? The 4th of March, 1977. Okay, Tracy. You were 16 in 1993 on the 4th of March, and this is what topped the charts. Whoa, whoa, lover, lover, lover.

You don't treat me no good, no more. No, no, no more, more, more, more. Oh, my God. It's not really dance-off material. Oh, that is a singer. That is sing-along material, no. Oh, my God. It's not really dance-off material. Oh, that is a singer. That is sing-along material, though. Sonia Dada. You don't treat me no good no more.

Can I just say that is one of my all-time favorite songs. Well, I think we know what you're voting for then, don't we? My vote's for Tracey's song. Oh, good on you. Yeah, Trace. That means if I agree with you, then, Trace, you'll get in the JBL Live headphones. And guess what, Trace? What?

Oh, well, you already cheered, so you already know. You got them, Tracey. You win birthday banger today. Yay! Congratulations. Woo-hoo! That was tough. That were three really good songs.

All great songs. All right, wait there. We'll get them out to you, Trace. Well done. Tracey's stoked. Bree and Clint, this is birthday banger. Sing this one, New Zealand. I'm going to go away.

I'm going to split. I can't stand it. I'm going to give it up and quit and ain't never coming back. But before I get to going, I've got to say, I know you used to love me, but that was yesterday. And the truth, I won't fight it. When the love starts burning, you got to do us right. Oh, lover, lover, lover.

You don't treat me no good no more. Oh, lover, lover, lover. You don't treat me no good no more Well the truth It hurts to say I'm gonna pack up my bags And I'm gonna go away I'm gonna split I can't stand it

I'm gonna give it up and quit And ain't never coming back But before I get to go And I got to say I know you used to love me Thank you. But before I could just go and I got to say There was a time, oh woman, when you used to shake it for me But now all you do is you treat me cold Ain't gonna take it no more, gonna walk out the door Lover, lover, lover You don't treat me no good no more No good no more, No good no more.

No, no. Lover, lover, lover. You don't treat me no good no more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm waiting. You don't love me every night. You don't treat me no good no more. And I'm hurting so bad because you don't treat me right. Oh, woman, oh, woman, you know I love you so. But you're so mean to me, baby. I'm walking out the door. Here we go.

There you go. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today, Bree and Clint, ZM. That's Sonia Dada, You Don't Treat Me No Good. By the way, Sonia Dada, the name of the band, not the singer. Beating out this song. Which I love that song too. Yeah, and beating out this song. Does that top yesterday's Guy Sebastian battle scars?

Yep, for me it does. I think that's, I'm going to say, in the top two birthday bangers of all time for me. Along with Whitney Houston? Yeah, Whitney's in there. Really? It goes that high for you? I adore that song. What about when we played that weird Italian song,

Shut Up In Your Face? That's not top two for you? No, top five. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. A superb demonstration of power sprinting. Oh, he's retained his title in the most emphatic way. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Usain Ben.

He's the fastest man on the planet. That's right, the fastest man in New Zealand, or so he thinks, is our producer, Ben. Producer Ben, good afternoon. Good afternoon. Now, he's a man who loves a sporting brag, loves to talk up his sporting prowess. Until we put you head-to-head with a record you were sure you could beat, the World Secondary School's 100-metre record.

Yeah, I was pretty confident without knowing his age or time. Yeah. He was fast. Yeah, well, you were... I was fast too, but just not his age or time. Yeah. He was fast. Yeah, well you were I was fast too, but just not as fast. 13.8. Which is fast. He was low nines. He was younger. So we've got another chance for you to redeem yourself.

You reckon the conditions weren't in your favour, it wasn't a perfect homie method, it may not have even been an exact 100 metres. No, none of that would have been right. So tomorrow, you have the chance at taking on Kiwi legend Liam Malone's Paralympic sprinting record. Which I don't know the time of. No, you don't know the time.

So that's good. That's a psychological advantage for you, though. If we tell you what his time is, you're just going to beat yourself down and go, no, I can't do that. Yeah. Can't do that. It's not possible. I could. We had Liam Malone on yesterday.

Yes. And he had some sage advice for you to get ready for the race. You need to get fast, fast, and he suggested for the Olympic... Yeah, go as much as you like. Yeah. Look up a Russian doctor in the phone book, and you'll be good to go. Yeah. Do some doping.

Have you done any doping yet? Haven't found a Russian doctor. No. Still hunting, always hunting. Right. Well, we've got a little bit of speed training for you this afternoon. Okay. Bree is on the phone. You'll notice she's not in the studio at the moment. I haven't noticed that. Come hunting, always hunting. Right. Well, we've got a little bit of speed training for you this afternoon. Okay. Bree is on the phone.

You'll notice she's not in the studio at the moment. I haven't noticed that. Come in, Bree. Hello, boys. I'm in a place I know all too well, the toilet inside the office building. Now, as radio announcers, we have to be fast because we have to get to and from the toilet before we need to be back on the radio.

It's one of the first things you learn as an announcer, eh Bree? Yes, you need to be very quick at your business, be quick to and from the toilet. That's one thing, that's Radio 101. So your time trial today is between here and the toilet. You'll leave me and then you will

get to Bree before the time runs out and you need to get on the phone with her and yell stop, okay? That's how it's going to work. How much time do I have? Well, Bree, what do you think? How much time should we give producer Ben? Am I allowed on the girls' toilet? Bree, are you in the girls' toilet or outside it?

I'm outside, but, you know, who knows? Things can be thrown at you in a race, Ben, and you just need to take that on. Yeah, you don't always know where the finish line is in a race. That also sounds like she's got some kind of object with her. I was thinking you said a race time of 13 seconds last week, so why don't we give you 13 seconds? Okay. Yep, let's go 13.

So here we go. The timer starts now. 13 seconds. So far, Clint, there is no sign of Benjamin. Producer Ben, I'm still standing outside the toilet. Here he comes now. He's making his way down the straight. He just missed it.

Ben, how do you feel? It was 13 seconds. Unfortunately, the timer doesn't lie. Not looking good for tomorrow's race with Liam Malone. Back to you in the studio, Clint. Did he even yell stop? Did any of us hear him yell stop? He yelled it very early.

He wasn't even in the midst of my presence, and he yelled it very early. The guy doesn't stand a chance. But tomorrow, he will get his shot at glory with Liam Malone. We will be racing at the Millennium Institute of Sport. Godspeed, Ben. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A little bit of a warningie and Clint, the podcast, ZM.

A little bit of a warning. Prepare for some awkward radio, I feel. Can I just say I'm getting made to do this against my own will? Well, yeah, okay. No, that's true. You asked the question, though. So this is the thing. You started this.

So? Doesn't mean I have to finish it. Well, you get a taste of your own medicine today. Yesterday on the show, just after the five o'clock news, you asked this question. I want to hear from you. 0800 DIAL ZM, are you willing to put yourself out there and be honest so we can all learn and maybe get something out of this?

The real reason that you didn't want a second date. The real reason. 0800 DIAL ZM. The whole thing was your idea, and you asked people to be really, really honest with you. You said, I need you to call and tell us the truth. After the show, you received an Instagram DM from someone that you've been on a date with.

Someone who also didn't get a second date. Why don't you read us the message? Since you were doing the segment and my friend filled me in, why didn't I get a second date? Ooh. Have you replied to that person yet? Yes. Yeah?

I did reply. And what did you say to them? Because I accidentally opened it, so then I had to. And it's obscene, right to that's the worst bit of Instagram so what did you say back to them? they obviously want to know because your words were no one ever tells the truth so today we're going to tell the truth

what did you say back to that person? I said I thought it was you that didn't want a second date bullshit that's what they wrote Ile. That's what they wrote. I call bullshit. That's what they wrote. Yeah. Okay. So now's your chance. What is the

real... Because there's always a reason. There's always a reason. I don't like this. I know you don't like it, but that's why we're doing it. The producers are feeling awkward for me. No, but you want to know, right? You guys want to know? Do you actually want to know? It's hard because you're so uncomfortable, but yeah, I do now

because we're this deep into it. Ellie, you want to know, right? Yeah, well, Bree's literally got her fist in her mouth, so I kind of do want to know. So what's the real reason that this person didn't get a second date? Bad breath, BO? There's a couple of reasons. Yeah.

Number one was distance. Oh, there was a couple of reasons. Yeah. Number one was distance. Oh, there was a bit of distance involved? Yeah. Would have been a long distance. Yeah, which I wasn't keen on. Right. Didn't have enough air points. Yeah.

And the second and the real reason. They were a little bit too high maintenance for me. Right. Okay. In what way? No, that's it. I think that's a good enough answer. Okay.

Stop pushing me. Well, I need to because we've got them on the phone. No, we don't. Oh, my God. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Announced yesterday The country is getting A referendum on legalising Marijuana

Cannabis My mum likes to call it The hoochie cooch I thought your mum's Hoochie cooch Was something else Oh it has multiple meanings Off the back of that

There's been a group go round Like some journalists Have gone around And asked the politicians In, if you're going to legalise it, have you smoked it? Love it. Yeah. And for the people who don't want it, how do you know if you haven't tried it? Yeah, right? Right.

Because surely you can't vote on it. Well, you can actually. It's all about your moral side. But I'm interested to know. So let's go through a few of them. First of all, Tamati Coffey. Now, he's an MP. He used to be a children's television show presenter.

He used to be on What Now? And now he's the MP for Waiariki. He was asked, have you ever smoked weed? I'll say yes. Yes. Thank you, Tamati. Yep. Jerry Brownlee.

Now, Jerry Brownlee is not in government. He's in the National Party, and he used to be the earthquake minister. So you want to be quite organised, right? Getting Christchurch rebuilt. Sounds like a very serious job. Has Jerry Brownlee ever smoked weed before? No. That's his whole answer.

No. Sounds like he's lying to me. Yeah. And Michael Woodhouse. Now, I don't really know who he is Except that he's in the National Party He was asked Have you ever smoked weed before?

Have I smoked cannabis? Oh yes He's got my vote I love the honesty Some more as well Jacinda Ardern was asked Yep I want to hear her answer

She said I was raised Mormon And then I wasn't Mormon anymore. I'll let you determine what that means. Love that answer. I love it. Deputy Prime Minister Winston Peters was asked. Yes.

His answer, naff off. That's it. That's all he said. He didn't say yes or no. He just said naff off. Classic Winston answer. Shane Jones, he's in New Zealand first, so same party as Winston Peters. He said, the only thing I've ever smoked is a mullet.

So. What? I think he's talking about the fish and not the haircut. Oh, got it. Let's race through some. Simon Bridges. Yes or no? Nope, I'm not a naughty boy.

Oh, Simon Bridges. Simon Bridges. Just be a little bit cooler. Just a touch Paula Benefit Yeah, Paula Benefit Yes, many years ago She lives in West Auckland

She gets a contact high every day she goes home She likes to party Chloe Swarbrick Whose idea this whole weed referendum thing is She's 24 She's 24 Yes, like most politicians I don't make a habit out of it though

Good answer. Good honest answer, right? And David Seymour from Dancing With The Stars. Oh, surely. One word answer from David Seymour, yes. So those ones we know for sure. Just for fun, we've got producer Ellie in studio with us and she's going to give us five more famous New Zealanders

and you and I are just going to brainstorm about whether you think they've smoked weed before. As it comes into being legalised, have these famous New Zealanders ever smoked weed before? All right, Richard McCaw. Oh, no. Nah, he's a sportsman. Oh, actually, no, I changed it.

Yes, I think when he retired, he did everything. After he had a baby. After he had a baby, he retired from rugby. He gave everything a go. He went on like a rum springer. He went on a big con tiki and smoked everything. Yeah, okay. What about Rachel Hunter?

Oh, definitely. She's a model. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. You reckon she's all about maintaining her looks, though? Yeah. What's a little bit of weed going to do? Okay, yeah.

Rachel Hunter, yeah. Peter Jackson, the creative. Yes. 100%. No one thinks up Lord of the Rings as a movie.

That's how we created those movies. KJ Arpa. Ooh. 100%. He's an actor, so he's a creative as well.

Yes. Do you reckon he's a very clean teen? That's how he appears. Yeah, right. Okay, yes. Yeah, KJ, yes. And your last one.

Do you think Lorde has smoked weed? Ooh. Ooh. Got to maintain her voice. Wait, let me think of the lyrics. Yeah. I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it. Yes.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. As New Zealand's leading radio show for maritime and aviation news, exciting for us today to have some aviation news in the show. From the national carrier as well in New Zealand. I actually have two pieces of aviation news for today. Whoa! Yeah.

We are the leading show for aviation news. So we would have two, wouldn't we? If we had any less than two, we wouldn't be leading. Neither. Every show in the country, remember, has one today. No one but us has two. First comes a story out of Wellington where a lady, this is bizarre to me, a lady has been removed from an Air New Zealand flight for refusing to watch the safety video.

Yeah, this is crazy, this story. I didn't know they could do that. I didn't know that either. I knew they could if you don't comply with all crew instructions. That's a line in the safety video when you watch it. Yeah, which is fair enough. You're asleep during the safety video. I don't think I've ever seen an Air New Zealand safety video on a plane.

I think I've only ever seen them on YouTube. So the last safety video, I'll try and explain it to you, had kings in it and there was some other people who were singing and they kind of sung the safety video. You probably haven't seen it. I'll have to look it up sometime.

Yeah, look it up. So she said she didn't, they've taken that one off now. They're back to the one where they go around the country. Rachel Hunter. Rachel Hunter's in it, yeah. And she said,

because she had to get questioned by police and this is her statement after they removed her from the plane. Rachel Hunter. Rachel Hunter's in it, yeah. And she said, because she had to get questioned by police, and this is her statement after they removed her from the plane. She said, I might watch it if it wasn't a Rachel Hunter ad for ice cream. Burn. She said, just make a short

video that is compulsory to watch and let people know if they don't watch the video the police will come and take them away. Well, they kind of do. I just didn't know that they would actually do it. Full on, eh? Do you reckon they said to her, hey, excuse me, you need to watch this,

and she was like, nah, not watching it. Must have escalated to that. Surely. Surely they're not sitting there cherry-picking people going, she didn't watch it. Go and get her. Go get her. Because if they did that, I'd go,

oh, sorry, I missed it. Can you put it on again? And they go, nah, that's not how it works. It's a one-time only deal. So that's one piece of it. Have we got time for another piece of bad news? Yeah, we've always got time. A letter to Air New Zealand, it also involves Air New Zealand, it's gone viral, where someone has suggested,

you know how they hand out lollies before they land? I've seen this. Someone suggested that lollies aren't good for kids, so they should be replaced with prunes. God, that'd be fun at a party. Hashtag consider the prunes. Or as if you're giving prunes to everyone on a plane. That's a bad idea.

That's your daily update of aviation news. Sorry there's no maritime news today. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchbourne and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hit music with Lucy at ZM.