ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 8th 2020

Episode Date: May 8, 2020

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All righty then. Are you rolling? Are we rolling? Is this on? This is the podcast. Oh, we're on. We're on. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the podcast on a Friday. And you know what happens on a Friday. This. This one here? This. Press the button. Yeah, I am, but nothing's coming through.

I told you. I've got to do the thing. That's right. Here we go. Press the button. Push it. Oh, for God's sake. What have you done? I've done nothing. What have you done? I've done nothing What have you done?

We told you Remember what he said It's my birthday It's my birthday Three and close Birthday banger The podcast Yeah

So hard to find good help these days I know Sorry This is the special version of Birthday Banger where we go global. Global. And you can participate on our podcast Facebook group. You can. That's where you can put your birthday, your name, where you're from.

And that's exactly what Laura from Bavaria in Germany has done. Oh, it's for her and her twin sister. Oh, I wonder what her twin sister's name is. She didn't put it down. Okay, well, happy birthday to Laura and her twin sister. They were born on the 28th of October 1997. So they were 16 in 2013. And on the 28th of October, this was number one.

Save me. Oh, yeah. Klingend. Very European, very German, very appropriate. Cling and Very European Very German Very appropriate Very very posh Very summer of 2013 too

Such a tune I was on a contiki In Vietnam That year And there was a German girl On our contiki And she played this And we were like

Oh my god What is this crazy European shit With saxophones in it Did you hook up with her? No And then come back To New Zealand Two years later She played this and we were like, oh my God, what is this crazy European shit with saxophones in it? Did you hook up with her? No. And then come back to New Zealand two years later, we get into it over here. Boom.

Beautiful birthday banger. Good one for Laura. Let's move on to Sky Bishop from Broome, Western Australia. Lovely place, Broome. She was born on the 7th of May, 1995, which means she was 16 in 2011. And on that day, this was number one. Shake that. You know, I once saw Redfoo at Pitt Street Mall in Sydney,

outside it, on a microphone, just kind of just yelling. Why? It was a special pop-up for Redfoo. He was selling all his Redfoo merchandise. Yep. Glasses with no lenses in them. White hoodies with like fluoro paint on them.

He was classic, wasn't he? And he was like, yo, give my shit. He was, I think he might have been on Australian X Factor at the time. Yeah, he was a judge on that for a little bit. You know why that band kind of broke up? Band? Well, duo. Because they were related and they had a falling out, right?

No, it wasn't that. So he, the other guy in LMFAO was his uncle. Sky Blue. His uncle. Yeah. Anyway, so they were related, obviously. And then Sky, was that his name? Sky Blue, yeah.

He was like 25 years older than Red Fu. Yeah. And he put his back out. Shuffling. Pretty much. And then actually really injured himself from all the crazy shit and then had to retire. That's kind of what happened.

And then Red Food tried to go out on his own. Yeah. And you can't. You can't do it on your own. Poor Skye. Okay. One more birthday banger for John Josh Reist from Lincoln in England. He was born on the 14th of July, 1993.

So he was 16 in 2009 on the 14th of July. And this was number one. Oh! Cascada. Yeah, that's iconic. Freaking hell, that reminds me For the people in Brisbane The Beat Mega Club If you've been there, you know

Do your feet stick to the floor? Absolutely So what's the winner today of our international birthday banger? That's it for me Evacuate the dance floor Cascada I like Jubil Yeah, I like that song too They like Jubil Yeah I like that song too

They're very different vibes I like that song Have we ever gone to the producers for this? I don't think for a Friday one No No not for an international Yeah Who's got it?

Ben What's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Oh I turned you down Hold on Turn your thing off Yeah it's off It's off Here he's on

Yeah I would have gone the gerbil one. Gerbil? You can tell you really love it because you know the name of the band. I like it. Gerbil. I don't know who it was by when I had to load it this morning. I was like, what is that song? I'll check it just in case.

This goes off at festivals, this song. It does, yeah, yeah. And if you've got a mate who can play a saxophone, this is the one song he can play. We should get Drax Project, the guy from Drax Project, to play this. Sian. Yeah, Sian would kill it. Sian would kill it.

Okay, here you go. We'll play this until the evil Spotify gods make us stop. After this will come the podcast. Thanks, everybody. Bye, guys. This is me playing this bit here. Pardon you. Save me. love gerbil um here's the podcast everybody enjoy

hey google what's the time it's 3 p.m give or take a minute alexa play zm on iheart radio playing zm on iheart radio hey sir and Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Here we are, everybody. Hello, happy Friday. G'day, guys. What's going on?

I was just saying to you off air, I'm pretty proud of myself. Haven't bought a thing online the whole of lockdown. Like nothing? Nothing. Like as in online stuff, online shopping. Yeah. Yeah. Can you call my wife and just tell her what your secret is?

I don't know. You know what I think it is? I'm someone who I like to, I get very anxious about like when I'm going to get it, when it's going to get delivered. Yeah. And because obviously with all this stuff, I'm like, I don't know when I'm going to get it. So why would I buy it? So does Lucy. She does the order and she's figured out what time the courier comes each day.

And I can see her. She doesn't say that she's doing it, but I can see her hovering around the front door. And she's like, what's that? What's that? What's that? And she'll go to the front door and she'll open it. And it's one of our adorable cats sitting there.

And she'll go, oh, it's just a stupid cat. Where's my pants? Where's my pants? Where's my pants? Apparently there's pants in transit from Australia at the moment. Is there? She's been waiting on for like. What type? Oh, I don't know.

Two-legged pants. Oh, the two-legged kind? Yeah, she bought the double. Yeah, she's really splashing out. I hear what you're saying though. Because what are you shopping for, really? That's what I mean. I've got nowhere to go.

Nowhere to go nowhere to go no one to impress no one to see yeah and that's not a loaded comment towards my wife or anything if she's listening

so doing great honey keep it up keep on buying that stuff Lucy keep the economy ticking over honey yep we've got to rebuild this place

today on the show we will be having another round of Friday Okie where today we are taking on a Miley Cyrus classic. I'm not sure if this clip here is highlights of us or if it's

the actual song. But let's find out. Oh, no, we're safe. Thank God. We'll be taking on Miley Cyrus, The Climb. Get this. Yeah. Told my partner this morning that we were doing this song. Never heard of it.

Really? I was like, pardon me? Oh, she'll know about it this afternoon. I selected this song because it represents our journey as a country, you know? It is a climb. To get here, almost at level two. Keep the faith. Keep the faith, you know?

It ain't about how fast we get there. Well, it is kind of about... It is actually about what's waiting on the other side. Yeah, yeah. But it's also about the fun. I mean, that's one lyric. Yeah. Next though, I have a real buzzy thought to share with you. One of those ones that's going to make you go,

it's either going to make you go, oh, shit, or make you wonder what I've been smoking. Okay? Probably the second one. Stick around, I'm going to try and blow you my next. Okay? Probably the second one. Stick around. I'm going to try and blow your mind next. I'm about to blow some minds. Okay?

So if you're not in the mood to have your mind blown this afternoon, it's time to change radio stations. And I'm not supposed to say that as an employee of the ZDM company, but I feel the need to put out that disclaimer. Okay? Because if your mind gets blown after this and you didn't change station and you didn't want it blown, your fault, not mine.

Okay? I've done... You're really building this up. Yeah, because my mind blew this morning. Okay? And I want you guys... Actually, I want you guys in here too, especially you, Ellie,

who is the originator of our buzziest segment. Buzzy G. So I feel like you need to critique this with us. Okay, are you ready? Is everybody ready? Yeah. Okay. Need you to have an open mind.

Okay. Your tongue knows exactly how everything you look at will feel to lick, even if you've never licked it. What? Look at something in the room. Tell me one thing you're looking at. Tell me something. The Apple charger.

Your Apple charger. Have you ever licked that? No. No, but you know what it would feel like to lick, don't you? You know exactly what it would feel like to lick. I think I would. Yeah. Ellie, look at something.

Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at the mouse. Have you ever licked a computer mouse? No, but I would know how it would feel like to lick. I think I would. Yeah. Ellie, look at something. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at the mouse. Have you ever licked a computer mouse? No, but I would know how it would feel. You would know exactly how it felt to lick. Or have you actually licked it before and that's what you're remembering? I don't remember licking a mouse. No, I don't know.

You've both named things that are very unlickable. A charger and a mouse. I've licked things similar. Yeah, well, then your tongue has experience. Name something else. Ben, look at something. Look at anything. Your hat. I've never seen it, let alone licked it, but I can tell you I know exactly. It's a corduroy hat, but you know

and I know exactly. Hairy? Yeah, a little bit. Grippy? It would grip your tongue a little bit? I've never licked a hat. I've never licked a hat. Or maybe I've licked a hat. Yeah, you could have. Okay, anything. What's something really weird that you definitely wouldn't have licked a hat. Or maybe I've licked a hat. Yeah, you could have. Okay. Or anything, anything. What's something really weird that you definitely wouldn't have licked?

Car tyre. I was just about to say that. Car tyre. Yeah. Yeah, you know. More than that, you would know what it tastes like. Yeah, yeah. Your tongue would know what that tasted like,

even though you've never licked it. Have you ever licked a car tyre? I don't think so. No, but you know, right? But then I feel like I'm getting confused because I feel like I know what you're saying. I'm like, yeah, I kind of know what it would feel like, but I'm pretty sure I haven't

licked it. Honestly, exactly right. It makes you question yourself, right? But have I? Yeah, but you wouldn't have. I don't think I have. Okay, here's something you never would have licked. What? A raw chicken breast. Oh. And yet, and yet, it's like a safety mechanism that's built into us so that we don't have to lick these things i think so your brain goes oh hey bro hey hey hey

hey you shouldn't look that i know you just want to know what it feels like to look at so i'm just going to let you know now i already know don't bother licking weird um Yeah, weird. Are we? Did we? Did I? Yeah, I'm still confused. Honestly, think of anything. I'm like, wait, have I licked all this stuff?

My butt cheek. No, thank you. No, but you know, right? You know. Yeah, but you know. Hairy. Have you ever flown on a private jet? No. Do you think you ever will fly on a private jet?

Not now. Well, I mean, when I think about people who are flying on private jets, I'm thinking of millionaires, billionaires. Yeah. These days I think of Kardashians and Diplo. Millionaires, billionaires. Yeah, true. True, true, true, true, true, true, true.

Anyway. It seems like it's become more normalised because your Diplo DJs put a pick up every time they get on one. Well, yeah. But you're still dealing in millionaire categories. Absolutely. But that could be a thing of the past because there is a new app that is allowing people

to share private jet flights. Oh, like carpooling? Yeah, but they're calling it flight pooling. Right. So obviously, you know, at the moment travel is very difficult and a lot of planes have been grounded and, you know, under restrictions and all that kind of thing. Yeah.

But there is a website now where you can register your travel plans and it pretty much allows you to find other fellow travellers to split the cost. On a private jet? On a private jet. Okay. With as little as 48 hours notice. And you can all jump on this jet together and go wherever you want to go? Yeah.

Like Uber? Pretty much. It's kind of like Uber share. Yeah. Like it's crazy. Anyway, I was looking into it because I was like, oh, I wonder how much that would actually cost though. Yeah. You know, obviously if you're sharing with,

it says it can be as little as six passengers. Yeah, well, some of them don't have that many seats. No. So it depends on the plane and all that kind of stuff. How much are we talking? Because I know that you can drop like quarter of a million dollars on one flight on a private jet. So I did a little bit of research and I found flights

from Barcelona to Berlin, which usually there has been budget airlines, which this is like the cheapest. Tiger Air. Kind of, yeah, that would fly from Barcelona to Berlin for about $90 to $100. Oh, that's good. So pretty cheap. Yeah.

Flight pooling, if you're booking via this website, on a private jet with, you know, X amount of people, probably not that many, will cost you about $3,800. Still. But still, it's a private jet. Yeah, except that it's not. Because once you get on there with a bunch of regular passengers, it's no longer a private jet.

Oh, yeah. It's a shared jet. It's just a regular commercial jet, just a lot smaller. You know? And I've seen this thing that they're doing as well with this app. So you get the flight, and this is to keep the planes moving and to keep those businesses going. You get the flight.

You've got to share it with other passengers just like in other flights. There might be a snoring guy on there. There might be a crying baby on there. It would be a lot more comfortable though. There's no champagne. Yeah, there's no caviar. There's no caviar. Oh, damn it.

I love caviar. There's no silver service. So I would, as nice as it would be. Yeah, there's no caviar. There's no caviar. Oh, damn it, I love caviar. There's no silver service. So I would, as nice as it would be. But still, if there's no other option. Oh, yeah, if there's no other option. And for a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Yep.

Just try and book it with all your mates. Yeah, that would be a lot more fun. Then it'd still be private. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. You know the drill. Brie and I are guessing songs. It's a competition. It's heated. It's fast.

And it's exciting. And you can win free mobile fuel out of it. Yeah, that's right. Pick whose team you're going to be on. and if they win, you win the fuel. Charlotte, welcome to the show. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks.

How are you? Oh, better now that it's nearly end of the day on a Friday. I agree with you, Charlotte. 100%. Let's see if we can win you some fuel. Who's going to play the one second song challenge for you today? I think I'm going to go with you, Clint Okay, job done I'm on the man for the job

Jeannie, that means I've got you on my team That sounds good to me Alright, let's do this thing Grant one of her wishes, which is free mobile fuel Don't Jeannie, I apologise for him. Sorry, I'll bottle it. Oh, my gosh.

That was terrible. All right, Dad, let's play. Yeah, all right, let's go. So this week the theme to celebrate the Level 2 rules being announced, Alert Level 2 is what I'm talking about, we've got duos this week, okay? Oh, I love it. Yeah. All right, so we're going to hit the first song off whenever Ben's ready.

Brie. Yes, Brie. That's a duo. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's a duo. I thought it would have been Daft Punk. Oh, okay. That's an interesting thought. Daft Punk

around the world. That's correct. Yes! I should have said to you, not a duo. Nice work. I had to really trust my gut then. Yeah. Because you've done it to me before where you'll say something. Yeah.

To tell me from it. No, you got it though. You got it. It's 1-0 to Bree. I am a tricky dicky. All right. Song number two. Clint.

Whoa, that was so even. What about you, Ben? I think it was just me. Was it? Ben, what do you think? I think Clint. Yeah. Ben always goes for Clint in this though.

Do we do another song? No, bullshit. I will put money on the fact that was me. If you had to go and slow it down afterwards. I think it was pretty even. Oh, no. I've got pressure. Oh, bullshit. I will put money on the fact that was me. If you had to go and slow it down afterwards. I think it was pretty even. Oh, no, I've got pressure. Oh, no. I've forgotten the song.

Oh, no, I've got it now. Oh, my God. I've got it, yeah, yeah. Okay. Outcast Miss Jackson. That is correct. I would have got that too. Dang it.

Well, why didn't you say your name first? I did. At least a tie. Yeah, no, I thought it was air. All right. On the text machine thought it was air. All right. On the text machine. Who was first? Nine, six, nine, six.

All right, song number three. Clint. Oh, my gosh, this is so hard, Ben. Do you know which one that was? You can have it because I've got no idea what it is. Okay, let's go with three. Oh, so now I get it. You can have this one.

You can have this one. Oh, I know I get it. You can have this one. You can have this one. Oh, I know who it is. I know who it is. What are you thinking? Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it? Oh, for frigging hell, I don't know the name of it.

Buzzer out. Buzzer out. It's been ages. It's been a little bit of time. Come on. Get rid of her. I love how Clint runs this game and he's a contestant. Go on.

No, I've got no idea either. You're just taking too long. Is it like Jake and Cam or Logan and Paul or some shit? It's the Justin Bieber song. Yeah. Yeah. Luke and Shane. Dan and Shay Yeah Dan and Shay

Dan and Shay Whatever Okay it's still one of them all They're not a real duo Alright They're only famous for the one song That's got a third person in it And Justin Bieber's on it

God Confusing from you guys Song number four Clint Yes Okay that's unfair That you put this in the game On Bree's behalf

It's always unfair, producer Ben. That is the flight of the Concords with their hit song, Business Time. Business Time. That's true. Yes. Okay, honestly. I vote Ellie picks the songs. You know when I'm down to my socks, it's business time.

That's why they call them the effing business socks. Jermaine Cleverton's studio. Never heard of it. I know who they are, but I've never heard of it. Yeah, but you probably wouldn't have. Fair enough. All right, song number five. Brie.

Yes, Brie. That's express. Send it. Oh, she's in. Send it. Yeah, she's got it. Never heard of it. You were on it.

All right, this is actually the tie break now, everyone. So when you're ready Ben Hit off to song number six Clint Simon and Garfunkel And the song is called Is it a trick? Is the name of the song a trick?

I don't know I'm just going to have to go with Hello Darkness My Old Friend That's incorrect Damn it! Brad, do you want to try? I can say the artist is correct. I know the name of the song.

I know the artist is correct. I know the name of the song. Oh! Not your turn anymore. Simon and Garfunkel. Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree. Come on. Hello, darkness, my old friend.

This is Virginia. She wants it. She wants you to get it quickly. Lovely rendition. She has to have a go. But do you know the name? She's got to have a go. Is it Hello Darkness?

No, unfortunately no. Simon and Garfunkel, The Sound of Silence. It is, but we're going to go to another tie break. We're going to go to another tie break. We're going to go to another tie break. We're going to go to another song. Of course, I should have known that. Good, this game's getting a bit short, so we'll do one more. Okay, this is your final one.

Clint. The Black Keys, Lonely Boy. Holy shit! How did you get that? Because I'm a bogan from Rotorua. Okay, yeah, fair. Charlotte, congratulations. In one of the most elongated editions

of the One Second Song Challenge, you've won the mobile fuel. Congratulations. Now that's the business time. I appreciate it. There we go. Good reference. Bree and Clint, back in a minute.

ZM. Bree and Clint. Today-ish, 16 years ago, the final episode of the most iconic TV show of all time went to air. Friends finished. Can I just say, I was shocked when I heard how long ago it was. Yeah. But it just goes to show how well that sitcom has aged.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I can watch it. Well, it's only ever ages. Some of the really early ones look like they're from a different time. Yeah, but the actual comedy and storyline's still not bad. Yeah, and it still holds up as replays. Like, people still fight over getting the replays for their TV networks.

So I thought for fun today, why don't we have a bit of a friends quiz? You love friends. Yes. And apparently, so does Rachel. Great name. Thank you. Yeah, you love your friends. All right, yes. I'd like to think I'm a ship's big fan. That name. Thank you. Yeah, you love your friends?

Yes, I'd like to think I'm a ship's big fan. That we'll soon see. Well, hello there, Rachel. Hello, Gaffner. She got the joke. Did you get the joke? Yeah, you did a friend's joke. You have no idea.

Ben, can I get some buzzers on here? That'd be great. Here we go. Here comes the first quiz. Just first question. Just buzz in with your name if you want to have a go at answering it. Alright. Start nice and easy. One question about each of the friends. What is the name

of Ross's pet monkey? Brie. Brie. I'm gonna say it's Marcel. She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity. Hey, he beat you. Marcel is absolutely correct.

So well done, Bree. One point to you. Here we go. Question number two. You still in this, Rachel? Yeah, that was very fast. Were you on a break, Rachel? Pardon?

Were you on a break? No. No, I was on a break. Front and back. That was good. Question two. What colour were the tiles in Monica's bathroom? Oh, Brie.

Rachel. Oh. On the floor or on the wall? It's in the bathroom. Green? Incorrect. I'm going to say black and white. It's correct. Get in. It's in the bathroom. Green? Incorrect. I'm going to say black and white. It's correct. Get in!

It's 2-0, Rachel. Come on, I need you to pivot! Or something. Question number three. What did Phoebe believe her mum came back to life as? Brie. Rachel. It was either a cat or a dog.

I'm going to say it was a dog. Incorrect. Rachel, do you want to have a guess at that? It was a cat. Mrs. Wallace? Yes. I'm Dr. Drake Ramore. No, that's the wrong one.

I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother. Perfect. Well done, Rach. Okay, next question. What is the name of Joey's character on Days of Our Lives? Drake. Dr. Drake Ramore. Mrs. Wallace?

Yes. I'm Dr. Drake Ramore, your sister's neurosurgeon. We can't count that one. I'm afraid the situation is much more dire than we'd expect. Yeah, no. Your sister is something. Let's write that one off because I screwed it up. We can't count that one.

No, that's gone. Okay. Okay, two more questions. What did Rachel accidentally put in the trifle on Thanksgiving? Rachel. Oh, no. Free. Beef mints.

It's a trifle. It's got all of these layers. First, there's a layer of ladyfingers, jam, custard, raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions. What was the one right before bananas? The beef. Yeah, that was weird to me too. I love when Joey eats it and he's like, custard good, jelly good, beef good.

Last question is just for fun because we're not playing for anything anyway. What is the name of Chandler's Dad's Las Vegas all-male burlesque show? Oh. That's a hard one. Do you know it, Rach? No, that's a good question. Is it One Man Only? No, that's not correct.

Do you want to have a random guess, Rachel? Oh, um, I have no idea. No. It's Raining Men? No. It's Viva Las Vegas. Oh, yeah. Hello, John. And there's

Daddy. There you go. 16 years today, Friends finished. And I'm so excited, Rachel, that you finally ended up with Ross. How's that all going? Yeah, good. Thank you. Were you actually on a break? Yeah, I think so.

16 years, jokes are still good. Nice from you, Rach. Each week our wonderful producers put together a highlights reel of the show. Yeah, well, highlights and lowlights. And that's where it gets its name from. Because we like to keep it real. Yeah, you know, we don't want our heads to get so big.

Yeah, this isn't an Instagram here. We show the best and the worst. Yeah, we've got to keep grounded, you know. I like to keep my head in the clouds and my feet firmly planted on the ground. Mostly it's usually lows. Yeah, well, that's fine. My feet are deeply in

the dirt at the moment. They're in the mud. It's called the high-low and here's this week's edition. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's highs and lows. All the high points of the week and the low points of the week. After six weeks in lockdown, Clint's hair is getting a bit long and

he decided to put all of his trust in Brie with this. I've decided that I need a haircut. Now we're talking. I've reached a point of lockdown where I don't like the man that I see in the mirror. Oh my God, I'm so excited. And I would like to offer you the opportunity to cut my hair. This is the best day ever. Yeah, I thought you'd like it. I would like to have an expert present

while you're doing the haircut. Okay. I would like your mum, Mama Di, to be live-streamed into the haircut. Okay. To give you pointers. Moral support. As we go.

Mum, brace yourself. Yeah. Oh, no. Mum, tomorrow night, I will be performing a full-blown haircut on Clint. Oh, wow. Does he trust you that much? I've said she can do it if you're on the Zoom call with us giving her advice.

Absolutely. I will be there with 100% support as long as I get paid for it. No. And if you want to see how Clint's haircut went, go to our Facebook for the live stream. This week we asked you, what's the trick that your dog can do? And Samantha called up with this. Hey Samantha, hello. Hi Sam.

Hey, how are you? Good, what type of dog do you have? I have a Steffi Black Lab. And what can your Steffi Black Lab do? You can say the correct male word for genitalia and he goes completely mental. No way. Is he with you right now?

Yes, he is. Can you try and test it on the air? Okay. Okay, great. So we'll be quiet. Yeah. Okay. Dick.

Diddle. Penis. Shut up. Whoa. I want to know where this skill came from, but at the same time, I don't think I do. That's incredible. Do it one more time.

One more time. Penis. Penis. So there's a new Twilight book coming out soon. And little did you know, Mama Di is quite the Twilight fan. A tribute to the Twilight fans. Here's Mama Di reading an excerpt of

the Twilight series. I'm just channeling Edward. Oh my goodness. Yeah, no worries. Be careful, you might need to sit down. I never got over the shock of how perfect his body was white cool and polished as marble. i ran my hand down his stone chest

tracing across the flat flames of his stomach just marveling a light shudder rippled through him and his mouth found mine again. Carefully, I let the tip of my tongue press against his glass-moo lip. Ah. Oh, that sounds awesome. And finally, we're going to leave you with an inspirational quote from Brie herself, which can be applied in most situations, we think.

Yep, sure did. Yeah, and who cares if you had a bit of fun? You needed to do that to find your true one. Oh, that was, that rhymed. That was nearly, yeah. Who cares if you had a bit of fun? You needed to do that to find your true one. And that wraps up another week of Brinkland's Highs and Lows.

See you this time next week. I might be able to narrate the next Michael Jordan documentary for that. Yeah, with lines like that. And that just came to you too. Literally. Yeah, do you want to have another go? Oh, no. Just let it come.

Don't think about it. Just let it come. Okay, let me think. No, don't think. In this world, there's only room for us two. Sometimes, you'll need to do a poo. Yeah, we should have caught all the way over our head. Shut it down!

Brie and Clint. Friday Oaties! That's the lacklustre one. Hang on. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, F-F-F-Friday-okey! I love Friday-okey. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-okey! I need a beer. Ring the bell. That's what Friday Oki

kind of symbolises for us, doesn't it? When you hear that come on, you know the weekend is nigh. Yeah. So let's get that organised. Let's definitely do that and rip into this week's

Friday Oki. At the moment, what we do is we both select a song and then we put it up for voting and you guys choose. What song did you choose this week? I chose I Have Nothing, Whitney Houston.

Oh yeah, that would have been easy. That's why I chose it. I went with an equally easy song, Miley Cyrus' The Climb and It Won. Ain't about how fast I get there Ain't about worth waiting on the other side My thinking is this represents our journey through level four to level three and now on our way to level two, you know? We're climbing.

Don't climb mountains yet. No. Wait until level two. Yeah, yeah. We're climbing down the levels. Right. We're on the other side. And then about how fast we get there, okay?

Before we play these and people have the chance to judge who wins Friday Oki, anything you need to say about your recording session? It was definitely a climb, that's for sure. Yeah. Yeah, it was a struggle. Yeah, I think that sums it up, right? You don't realise Miley Cyrus can sing her pants off. You don't know?

Yeah. Like you do, but you don't. It's all bundled up in this hot mess package and then you realise actually she's quite talented. She's such a good singer. So as per the rules, I'll go first, seeing as it was my song. You need to hear both versions before you vote and we'll take

five votes as to who wins Friday Oki this week. Good luck. With Miley Cyrus and The Climb. I can almost see it That dream I'm dreaming But there's a voice inside my head saying You'll never reach it Every step I'm taking

Every move I'm making Feels lost with no direction My faith is shaking but I, I gotta keep trying Gotta keep my head held high There's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move Always gonna be an uphill battle Sometimes you're gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there Ain't about what's waiting on the other side It's the climb. There you go. Interesting take on the climb. I just have a bone to pick. Yeah. I said don't put the harmonies in.

The harmonies were a mistake, and I said don't. He's the professional. Obviously, it sounded better. I disagree. But no, that's fine. That's what we've gone out with. Don't blame your tools. And by tools, I mean Ben.

I'm blaming the tool. Thanks, mate. You did a good job. You did a good job. Okay, here comes Breeze. I might be having the same chat with Ben after this. One more take on the climb for Friday Oaky. Whose do you like the best?

Good luck. I can almost see it That dream I'm dreaming But there's a voice inside my head saying You'll never reach it Every step I'm taking Every move I make feels lost with no direction. My faith is shaken, but I gotta keep trying.

Gotta keep my head held high. Cause there's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move Always gonna be an uphill battle Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose Ain't about how fast I get there Ain't about what's waiting on the other side. It's the climb.

Yes! Yes, it is! Pretty good! Pretty good! So emotional. That was a climb. It's the climb. You just got to belt it.

Belt up. One of those has to win That's the rules I'm pretty proud of that 0800 dial ZM You can choose The winner of Friday Oki And we'll be back with your vote Straight after Harry Styles

It's the climb It's the climb I sound like a strangled cat I do You've just heard Two incredible renditions Of Miley Cyrus' This is The Climb Brie and Clint Friday Oatly You've just heard two incredible renditions of Miley Cyrus' The Climb One from me

There's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move Always gonna be an uphill battle And one from Brie There's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move And one from Bree. But who's got it? Who climbed the highest this week?

I think my voice climbed pretty high in those last notes. Logan's here. G'day, Logan. Hello, Logan. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. How are you?

Good, thanks. That's good. What are your thoughts? Yeah, who's winning Friday Oki this week? Well, how are you? Good, thanks. That's good. What are your thoughts? Yeah, who's winning Friday Oki this week? Well, Bree, you just made me cry. Not in a good way, though. In pain, yes, I thought so. So my vote's going to go to Clint this week.

Okay, thank you very much, Logan. I appreciate it. Let's go to Isla. Hi, Isla. Hi. Hi, Isla. Who's your vote for in Friday Oki this week? I'm voting for Clint. Thanks, Isla. Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky this week? I'm voting for Clint. Thanks, Isla.

Appreciate it. Let's go to Andrea. Hi. Hi. How are you, Andrea? I'm good, thanks. That's good. What are your thoughts this week on Friday Oaky?

I have to disagree with the other two. I've got to go with you, please. Yes, Andrea, for the girls. I'm sorry. Miley Cyrus moved to Australia for a bit too, didn't she? She did. When she was with Liam Hemsworth. Yeah, they were living in Byron.

Yeah, that's what she would have sounded like if she redid the climb after... An Aussie accent. Yeah, after six months in New South Wales. Thanks, Andrea. Very good. Let's go to Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige.

Hi. How old are you, Paige? I'm 11. Oh, perfect. Obviously, you know good singers, Paige? I'm 11. Oh, perfect. Obviously, you know good singers, right? You've studied the Divas. You know the great sopranos. You know what it takes to nail a Miley Cyrus song.

Yeah. Yeah, you do. Who do you think won, Paige? Brie. Yes, my girl. I appreciate that. We've arrived at Deadlock. A tie break.

And Martin's the man to do it. Hey, Martin. G'day, Martin. Can you guys just hang on for one minute? I'm in a logging truck going into a bush at the moment. I've just got to call in. All right. I'm going to inbound to marker one to marker two.

Yeah, that's all right, Martin. We'll hold on for a minute. No worries. I go with Bree for Friday's karaoke. Yes, my G! It's a climb! No, you're breaking up there, Martin. Sorry, I think you're going into the forest.

You didn't quite get that. No, was that me? Was that Clint? You legend. Stop, Bree. Yes, Martin. All the way. Congratulations.

And that means with the victory comes the honorary replay. There's always going to be another mountain. I'm always going to want to make it move. Always going to be an uphill battle. Wonderful. That'll send you into the weekends. I mean, put some pep in your step. I feel like it was pretty even.

Keep climbing, New Zealand. I feel like that was like a Kim from Kath and Kim. If there was a karaoke night at the RSL. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for a Friday. Three people will figure out what was their number one track on their birthdays. First to play is Kat. Hey, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hi. Hey, guys. How are you? I'm good, and this has made my day. I can't wait. Oh, awesome. You've never done Birthday Banger

before? No, but I've wanted to forever. Oh, cool. Yeah, awesome. Well, welcome. We're glad to have you here. How exciting. What's your birthday, Kat? 6th of March, 1989. Right, you were 16 in 2005 on the 6th of March 1989. Right, you were 16 in 2005 on the 6th of March. And Kat, this is your birthday banger. Oh. Oh. One of the original

hip-hop country crossovers. This was the, yeah, like the real deal, the first one. This is pre- Florida Georgia Line and Flowrider. Yes. You get Nelly and Tim McG, Georgia line and flow rider. Yes. You get Nelly and Tim McGraw over and over. I like that. I like that one, Kat.

It hurts so bad. That song was huge. It was massive. Very big. Suit and Suit? Was it on Suit and Suit? I think so, yeah. Yeah, okay, wait there.

One for Moira. Hi, Moira. Hi, Moira. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thank you. That's good. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 21st of May, Moira. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thank you. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? 21st of May, 98. All right. You were 16 in 2014 on the 21st of May, and this is your birthday banger. At the end of the day, some you win, some you don't. So I'm glad that I'm here with some friends that I know. One of the great lines. So I'm glad that I'm here with some friends that I know. The Justice Crew, Moira.

How do you feel about that? Oh, yeah. Not bad. Yeah, okay. I will say, you know, we all make fun of Justice Crew every now and then, but they did put out some bloody catchy tunes. For a group of guys who weren't a boy band. They were a dance crew.

They were a dance crew that someone goes, we can fix this. They did pretty well. They did better than they were expected to. Nick, you get the last one for the week. G'day. Hi, Nick. G'day. How you doing?

Good. How are you? Fantastic. Fantastic on Friday. Glad to hear it. Energy, what's your birthday, Nick? Birthday's 23rd of December, 1966. He's just departing his helicopter.

You can hear it in the background. He's parking it. Yeah. Ronnie, I've landed my helicopter. I'm just getting out. Hang on, I'll tell you. 23rd of December, 1966. Perfect.

You can hear it. He succeeded in 1982 on the 23rd of December. And Nick, this is your birthday banger. You get Marvin Gaye in Sexual Healing. That's a banger. That is definitely a banger. God, a man with a sultry soul classic as his birthday banger and a helicopter. What more could you want?

I know. Right? Are you single, Mick? No, unfortunately not, but I can be. You're not meant to say unfortunately not, by the way, Mick. You're meant to say no, happily taken. That's funny. Okay, watch our birthday banger today.

I'd be happy with any of those. I'd be happy with, for the mood that I'm in, I'd be happy with Justice Crew or Nelly and Tim McGraw. I think it's Justice Crew. Yeah, it's got a good throwback about it, right? Just because of the vibe and it's a Friday. Let's see if the song is actually good. We remember it as being good.

True, let's have a listen. Let's see if it's actually good. Moira, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay! Nelly! Let's have a listen. Let's see if it's actually good. Moira, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. No way. Moira's like, keep playing one of the others. Hey, Moira, at the end of the day, some you win, some you don't, okay?

Yeah. But you can be glad that you're here with some friends that you know, okay? Thank you. Just rest assured in that. Where'd you come up with that? Just came to me. Wow. That's pretty nice.

Bring in Clint. I'm glad that I'm here with some friends that I know Always there with a smile saying you're not alone Singing la, la, la, la, quesada Here we go, yo Yesterday is history, oh You gotta get through it Tomorrow is a mystery, so Let's just do it

Even when the rain falls You and I will stand tall No matter what you go through I'll never leave you So you gotta be strong, strong Led by the words of the song, song Together is where we belong, belong Never stop dreaming, keep holding on

At the end of the day Some you win, some you don't So I'm glad that I'm here With some friends that I know Always there with a smile saying you're not alone Saying la, la, la, la, quesadilla When it's been a long day, had enough, given up, it ain't okay We don't care what the world say, we spread love, it's the only way

So you gotta be strong, strong, live by the words of the song, song Together is where we belong, belong, never stop dreaming, keep holding on At the end of the day, some you win, some you don't So I'm glad that I'm here with some friends that I know You're always there with a smile, saying you're not alone We'll see you next time. As I got you by my side We keep falling, but the world keeps spinning And I, I start winning, but I know that we're gonna be alright At the end of the day, some you win, some you don't So I'm glad that I'm here with some friends that I know

Always there with a smile, saying you're not alone Singing la, la, la, la, quesadilla At the end of the day, some you win, some you don't So I'm glad that I'm here with some friends that I know Always there with a smile, saying you're not alone Singing la, la, la, la, que sera At the end of the day Some you win, some you don't

So I'm glad that I'm here With some friends that I know Always there with a call saying you're not alone Saying la, la, la, la-la-la Kiss it off At the end of the day Some you win, some you don't So I'm glad that I'm here With some friends that I know

Always there with a smile Staying your heart out alone Staying live, la-la-la Kiss it off Bree and Clint, that is the winner of Birthday Banger today from Justice Crew. Oh, tune! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, What it's really like to have an open marriage. Oh, okay. Saucy. Yeah, risky. Yeah.

Greedy. Well, and I was like, okay, this has got me hooked. I want to read about this. Because you're keen for 1A. No, I'm not. But I'm not judging anyone who is. I think it's a very real thing, by the way. I think there's definitely people, you know,

who obviously are more suited to an open relationship. Yeah. There's also people who will tell you that they're in an open relationship when they're not. Well, that's when usually one person knows that they are and the other person doesn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so this is about a woman who lives in the UK

and she's just turned 42. She's been married for about 11 or 12 years and they've got two kids together. Wonderful. Anyway, so she talks about in this article how, you know, she got to the point in her life where she's had all these children and she's been married for ages and she felt like she kind of lost herself and they'd never had an open marriage before. Yeah. So it was always just your standard cookie cutter monogamy, right? Yeah. Anyway.

Don't make it sound that boring. No, but it is. It's the standard. Just your bloody vanilla really salted marriage. Yeah, just your plain old vanilla. No, but anyway, so she started to realise she was like, you know what, I feel like I've just completely lost who I am and I just feel like I'm a mum and that's it.

Right. You know, and she just felt like she'd lost herself a bit. Anyway, she talks about how one night she brings it up with her husband just randomly and asks if he would be keen for an open marriage. God, that is a risky conversation to have. Isn't it? And I feel, forgive me for assuming gender roles, only the woman can bring

that up. As a man, I feel that you are on a hiding to nothing if you think that's okay for you to suggest that. Well, I think it's risky from anyone. It's risky from anyone. Anyway, so she talks about how she brought it up and they talked

about it a few times. And one night he says to her, well, I guess we won't know if it's for us until we try. Right, yep. Anyway, so they started. Did they tell the kids? I don't think they would have told the kids. No.

You don't tell the kids. Where's mum going? She looks great. Well. She looks the kids. Where's mum going? She looks great. Well. She looks amazing. And who's that guy? Who's mummy going, Ali? Anyway, so they tried a few different things

and their one biggest rule was they always had to be completely honest with each other. Yeah, that. So no secrets. So there's two ways. I think that is the core conversation from what I know about open relationships. It's either you tell me everything. Or nothing.

Or I don't want to know anything. Yeah. And you play by the rules. You keep safe. You never come home. You never bring it to our house. Yes. But I don't want to know anything.

Or I know everything. Because if you're going gonna do it with my friend Andrea then I need to know that's not the person you'd pick well who knows because you'd have to mark those rules out as well you'd have to go friends or family no friends or family no work mates yep um well no workmates of the other persons yeah if you want to get it on with well that's yeah Sandra from accounts where you work. Yeah, Sandra's hot. Then that's your prerogative. Why not?

Yeah, but is she as hot as your wife who gave you two children? That's what I keep coming back to. But, you know, that's by the by. Anyway, so I was like, I wonder how things have happened. So this has been going on in their marriage for a little while and apparently, you know, jealousy has not been an issue because they've been really honest with each other. Yeah, they must be equally good looking for jealousy not to be affected. you know, jealousy has not been an issue because they've been really honest with each other. Yeah. They must be equally good looking for jealousy not to be affected.

Maybe. But she said it's actually invigorated their marriage. Yeah. Like it has kind of brought to life their marriage. Because you've got something to play for. Yeah, well, kind of. She's like, well, I could spend here tonight with you. Or I could go and see Gerald because Gerald's got abs.

Right? Gerald's hot no no I'll do some I'll do some stuff I'll do some stuff um but it just got me thinking because I like to have these conversations and break that you know societal societal norm where I think you know it's fine if it works for you and you're not hurting anyone not the kind where you were talking about where one person knows and the other person doesn't. No, not that one. But I think it's completely acceptable. But I want to hear from people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696.

Have you ever been in an open relationship? Yep. And what were the rules? And did it work? And did it work is what I want to know. I want to know did it all end up in a steaming pile of mess at the end? Was it worth it? Yeah, was it worth it?

Maybe you're still in one right now. We can keep you anonymous if that's what you would like. That's absolutely fine. But if you're willing to share with us, phone lines are open. 0800 dial ZM. We're talking about open relationships. And by open relationships, we don't mean you're cheating on your partner and they don't know about it.

Which some people have interpreted it to be that. And we'll go to those texts. So far, we haven't managed to contact anyone who's willing to talk about their open relationship. And probably because of what you said, it's too taboo. Which I don't believe it should be. Yeah, but people still a bit, I think it's weird. Do you think it's weird?

I don't think it's weird. It's not for me, personally. I couldn it's weird. Do you think it's weird? I don't think it's weird. It's not for me personally. I couldn't do it. But if someone told me about it, I don't judge them. I don't think it's weird. I'm like, okay, that's what works for you. Okay, yeah, sure, all right. I think it's weird for me.

I'm not keen. And that's fair enough. I'm married. I feel like if I – But you can also be married and have an open relationship. No, I know you can, but I am married and I feel that – and this is just. I feel like if I, and this is just. But you can also be married and have an open relationship. No, I know you can, but I am married. And I feel that if you, and this is just how I feel. If I wanted to be in an open relationship,

then I wouldn't have married one person, you know? Yeah, but. Like we just, I'll be like, all right, let's just keep dating forever. And I'll just go date this person as well. We've got someone here who wants to be anonymous. Okay. And it's not them. It's, oh, okay, anonymous.

It's your brother who was in an open relationship. Is that right? Yeah, that's correct. So did he tell you about it, anonymous? Yes, he did. Well, actually, yeah, he told his family. Oh, he told everyone. Yeah, which didn't really go down well with her parents, obviously.

Right, yeah. The parents wouldn't have, they would have been like, what is that? Yeah, exactly. So were the parents being introduced to lots of different partners, or was there one main partner and then just lots of like side flings? No, they were only introduced to the one.

It's only ever one. An open relationship is where you're in a relationship with someone and you see other people on the side. But you see other people physically. Yeah, right. Because my dad... An open relationship is where you're in a relationship with someone. And you see other people on the side. But you see other people physically. Yeah, right. Because that would be too confusing for my dad. Yeah.

He took three years to learn Lucy's name. Yeah, so that would be confusing. So if he had to learn a whole bunch of other people's names, it would just be unfair on the old fella. Too much. It says that your brother was in one, which suggests that he's not now. Did it not go well? So what had happened was

they had the rules basically. Keep it open. All communication lines open. Be truthful. Don't bring it home. And I think a year into it, she actually ended up pregnant. To someone else?

Yeah, to someone else. Oh no. Because they did the whole DNA test and everything. It wasn't your brother's, obviously. No. Did she mean to get pregnant? Do you know? No, she didn't.

It was just to basically really just spice up their relationship, I guess. She spiced it up too much. Yeah. Yeah. So without going into too much detail it sounds like they broke up. Did she end up with the person who she got pregnant to? Actually no. I think

two years after she had the baby they actually ended up together again. Really? What? Yeah. Wait. Your brother or the person that she had the baby with? My brother and the one who had the baby.

Is the relationship still open? No. They've closed the borders. They've decided it's not a good thing. They're on lockdown level three. Can I ask Anonymous, do you know was it his idea or her idea for the open relationship thing?

It was his idea. And, yeah, she actually handled it pretty well, obviously. Yeah, obviously she passed with flying colours. Either that or she's like, okay, I don't want this, and I know the perfect way to teach him a lesson. Well, yeah. Hey, well, thanks for being so honest with us this afternoon. Yeah, that's so interesting.

It's really interesting. No worries. Have a good one. You're not keen for an open relationship after seeing all that, are you? Oh, definitely not. That was my partner for 11 years. Never say never. Bree and Clint.

And I have a new haircut. This week I offered Bree the opportunity of a lifetime. Cut my hair, I said. I've been too long in this lockdown thing with these luscious locks. Get them off my head. So under the guidance of your wonderful mother last night, you gave me that haircut.

I spent an hour and a half on it. Yep. I've never concentrated for a longer period in my adult life. You were exhausted. I was so tired. At the end of the haircut, you were genuinely exhausted. Shout out to the hairdressers. I already knew that job would be incredibly hard,

standing on your feet all day. They're not tired, by the way. They've had seven weeks off. But I'm the way. They've had seven weeks off. But I'm just saying. They've had a big break. But I'm just saying, usually the hairdressers, you're doing it tough. Just kidding. We know you guys are doing it tough. I said to you as an insurance

policy that if you did an acceptable job, I would pay you $100 for the haircut. Yes, the $100 you lost to me in a rock, paper, scissors bet. Yeah, but by the by. You did pay you $100 for the haircut. Yes, the $100 you lost to me in a rock, paper, scissors bet. Yeah, but by the by. You did it with $100, right? So I don't remember exactly what the

rating was. Do you think it was 7? I think it was 7.5. I think we eventually agreed upon 7. Let me get my hat off for this so we can actually fully appreciate the haircut. I think it looks pretty good. I'm not angry with the haircut. I'm not disappointed. I actually really did try. There are some work-ons.

I didn't want to stuff it up. This side? Yeah, I mean, do you want me to go over it again? No, you're done. You're fine. You're fine. We have had the haircut independently rated. By the way, Ali, how many people have rated the haircut on our Instagram story?

2,100. Oh, okay. Fair amount of votes. So this is peer reviewed. So we know the number that we're aiming for. This is what we agreed to. When we say satisfactory, out of 10, what are we talking?

7.5. Okay. Let's go 7. Okay, 7. I knew it was 7. Okay, it's 7. So for $100 that I may or may not already owe you, let's go to producer Ellie at the social media desk. What rating have the public given this haircut?

It is a bang on seven. Damn it! You've done it, Bree! Got him! Congratulations. So does that mean I technically have won two bets, so I get 200? No, shit no.

There have been a few superstars emerge out of this COVID-19 crisis. Jacinda, one of them, she's killing it. Yeah, as per usual. Yeah, and all heroes need a villain. Simon Bridges is playing his role well. He is really... What villain would you say Simon Bridges is most role well. He is really, what villain would you say Simon Bridges is most like? I'd say

the penguin. I would Like he does kind of give off that you know. Yeah, penguin vibe. Yeah. I would think Wile E. Coyote because all of the traps that he set seem to backfire on himself. But yeah. I like that. Another one seem to backfire on himself. But yeah.

I like that. Another one is Ashley Bloomfield. Dr. Ashley Bloomfield. Who the country has become obsessed with, right? Dr. Mick Kiwi. Dr. Steam me up, you know? Dr. Drip some honey on my body and... No, stop.

Roll, do a slide up and down on me. It's weird when you say it. He's married, so it is weird. But we're obsessed. We love him and he's become a cult figure, right? He's an icon. I found an interview with him and... I'd like him to bloom my field.

Sorry. I saw an interview where they asked him a bunch of this or that questions. So basically you get to know him better, but also it gives you the chance to predict and look at what you've learnt about the... To see if maybe we're a good match. Yeah, no, it's for him, not for you. I want you to answer for him, okay?

So look at what you know of him. Okay, gotcha. And try and predict what he's into, okay? Yep, what would he say? What would he say? What would he say? So let's start off with something simple. This is a real interview that's been done with the most important medical professional in the country.

Okay. Tea or coffee? Let's start with tea or coffee for Dr. Ashley Bloomfield. I'm going to say he's a tea guy. Wrong. He likes coffee. Damn it! That's him having coffee too.

Okay. One to you, Bloomfield. Beer or wine. Is Ashley Bloomfield a beer or wine guy? Wine? Wrong. He's a beer dude. Yeah, he keeps it real.

He enjoys a beer. God, I wouldn't have picked that. He's down to earth. I picked him as a Cardinale kind of guy. Did you? He's got a little sophistication. He's a doctor, right? A pinot gris.

No, he likes to crack a fat tinny. God, there you go. Okay. Oh, okay, sport. So he's Wellington based. Got it. The rugby team in Wellington is the Hurricanes. Hurricanes, yep.

And the soccer football team. That's my team too. Is it? The Hurricanes. The Hurricanes. How did you get the Hurricanes? Your team is the Queensland Reds. No, stuff them.

They suck. Does Dr. Ashley Bloomfield like the Hurricanes or the Wellington Phoenix, the soccer football team? Well, the Hurricanes are, no offence to the Phoenix. Better. Well, the Phoenix are not bad, but I'd say he's a Hurricanes guy. Correct. He's a man of the people He's down to earth

Yeah Yeah he's not Some pretentious Soccer watcher Okay okay okay Let's go obscure instruments I don't know why This question was asked

Bagpipes Or sneer drums I think he loves To get on the bag Oh yes Absolutely correct I knew that Oh we don't have Any bagpipes Oh okay that's okay to get on the bag. Oh, yes. Absolutely correct. I knew that. Oh, we don't have any bagpipes.

Oh, okay. That's okay. Yeah, he's a bagpipes guy. I knew it. The world's most irritating instrument, by the way. I love the bagpipes. For one minute in a parade, you love the bagpipes. That's true.

I once lived in a house opposite a field where a bagpipe marching band would practice on a Sunday when I was hungover. What a nightmare. The only thing worse than bagpipes is bagpipes that people don't know how to play yet. Yeah, that's way worse. Yeah, how annoying.

Imagine making love to this. All right. Lay down. I I'm gonna get busy Okay you sound like a fat bastard Back to Dr Ashley Bloomfield Takeaways Everyone loves takeaways Yep takeaways

Even doctors Is he a KFC or a McDonald's man? Bloomfield Bloomfield Bloomfield Think like Bloomfield Yeah Be Bloomfield He's a Mack Bloomfield. Doctor. Think like Bloomfield. Yeah. B. Bloomfield.

He's a Mackie Dees. Wrong. Chicken. Damn it! Yeah. He loves the dirty bird. Does he? Yeah.

Okay. Michael Bublé or Guns N' Roses? This is a trick question. Is it? I'm going to say Guns N' Roses. Correct. What is this? That's my chemical romance.

Have you? Hang on. No, don't fix it, Ben. Talk to us. Talk to us. Talk to us. Sorry, mate. I must have read that.

You know you don't know who Moby is. Yeah, I know. Do you know who Guns N' Roses is? Yep. You do? Yeah. Okay. We'll just take your word for it.

I mean, My Chemical Romance, Guns N' Roses, same state. I asked for Welcome to the Jungle, and he's loaded Welcome to the Black Parade. I mean, that's a fair mistake. Yeah. Fair mistake from you. Mountains or beaches? Dr. Ashley Boomfield, is he a mountains man or a beaches man?

And this is not a euphemism. Well, we know what that other guy was. He was a beaches man when he took his family out there. I think he's a mountains guy. Correct. Yes. Seems like a guy that would like to get out

and do a climb. Yep. Like to climb him. And finally, one close to your heart, Dr Ashley Bloomfield. And this will decide whether he's the man for you, actually. Oh, right. Okay. Is he a cat man or a dog man? Oh, no. Oh, I don't know if I can answer this.

This might ruin everything. I think he's a cat guy. Wrong. He's a dog man. Yes! Loves the dog. So there you go. Hopefully you

now know your Director General of Health, Dr. Ashley Bloomfield a little bit better. That was actually really insightful. Found out a lot about the old Bloomfield. Yeah. Interesting. Okay, here's TikTok, ZM. Brian Clint.

Welcome to the morale boosting request, everybody. Possibly the last morale boosting request. If lockdown's over next week, then this is over. Because that means our boss might be here, which means we've shut this whole operation down. Yeah, right? Yeah. Right?

And the idea is maybe you're back to normal life. Maybe you don't need as much morale boosting anymore. Yeah. Which could be flawed logic. Doesn't matter. Producer Ellie has given us the theme today. Ellie, what is the theme that we've gone with? Songs that you indoor garden to.

Songs that you indoor garden to. We laid the gauntlet down to you, New Zealand. What do you have? And this is what we got back. Are we playing this song? Quite literal? Well, it could be quite literal. Don't mind it.

Put it in reverse and let's get this party started. I don't know. Or is it hot chocolate? Oh, this is a great song. I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. Was this, now correct me if I'm wrong, was this in the movie Full Monty? It would have been. I think it was.

God, this is a movie I haven't seen or thought of in a long time. Yeah, that's an old film, isn't it? Away from you sexy thing. Sexy thing. Okay, that's a good option. As is T-Pain. Take your shirt off. Take your shirt off.

Take your shirt off. Wave it round your head like a mother helicopter. Ladies and gentlemen. Put something back on. Children of all ages at the start of the song. It ruins the mood. Okay, I don't know if this is a sexy song, but someone suggested Grease Lightning. This car is automatic.

Oh, good hip movements. It's just hard, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, you think about it. Hydromatic. The swirl. Why it's Gre about it. Hydromatic. The swirl. Wide degrees lightning. Wide degrees lightning.

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. And we're off. It was nice. I like it. Yeah, it gets your motor running. And the other one we've had texted multiple times is a song called Jump by Rihanna. Yes. Wait for it.

Woo! Right, who wants to come to the firetruck? Is this sexy? This is whoa. This is whoa. This is intense. This is a very extra version of Genuine Pony, isn't it? Yeah, this is what I imagine.

I don't mind this song. I don't know if it's right for the mood. You know those robotic vacuum cleaners? That's the song I imagine they listen to when they do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we get rid of it? Yeah, I think so. Okay, that's gone.

But I don't mind the song. Greased Lightning? This car is automatic. I think it's out. It's out. I think it's out too. Cool, it's out. You Spin Me Round. I think I want to keep it in. I want it out. I think it's out too. Cool, it's out. You spin me round.

I think I want to keep it in. I want it out. You want it out. Yeah. We'll keep it in for one more round. That's what she's in. We'll keep it in for one more round. Hot chocolate.

You've got to stay in. You've got to stay in. Yep. Tea pain. Staying. I like this one. Stay stay in. You've got to stay in? Yep. T-Pain. Oh, staying in. I like this one. Staying in. Yep. Which means You Spin Me Round has to go.

Okay, it's out. It's out? Okay, it's gone. Hot Chocolate. We're down to Hot Chocolate and T-Pain. Okay, on three, everyone say what they want. Yeah. The artist. Artist. The artist. Okay, on three, everyone say what they want. Yeah. The artist.

Artist. The artist. Okay, cool. One, two, three. T-Pain. T-Pain. Yes! I knew we were all on the same page.

Oh, my God. Have we synced up? Oh, my God. I think we have. Ellie and I did months ago. Here it is, New Zealand, your morale-boosting requests. Your indoor gardening song. is take your shirt off Free and cleanse

Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Children of all ages This is nappy boy man This is what we do It's all just us Take it out. Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Hey, take your motherfucking shirt off Hey, take your motherfucking shirt off And if you don't care, put your hands in the air Homegirl, take your motherfucking shirt off

Hey, take your motherfucking shirt off Hey, hey, swizzing in the air like a helicopter What it is, what it gon' be I see you in the crowd and you're looking at me But you ain't doing nothing like you getting in for free I don't wanna see no knot in that pretty white thing Take it off on me, baby girl, what you gonna do? You looking like, who this motherfucker talking to?

I wanna see that baby fat rap around your head Now answer this, is auto-tune really dead? Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off Take your shirt off. Take your shirt off. Take your shirt off. Twist it in the air like a motherfucking helicopter. Take your shirt off.

Take your motherfucking shirt off Take your motherfucking shirt off Take your motherfucking shirt off And if you don't care, put your hands in the air Homegirl, take your motherfucking shirt off Take your motherfucking shirt off Hey, what's in the air? Hey girl, what it is? Should I take you back to my crib

To take your motherfucking shirt off Take your motherfucking shirt off Take your motherfucking shirt off Hey, girl, what's going on? I know this is your favorite song So take your motherfucking shirt off Take your motherfucking shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt Take your shirt off Take your shirt off

Take your shirt off Take your shirt off I'm just sitting here like a motherfucking helicopter Take your shirt out Take your shirt out Twist it in the air like a motherfucking helicopter Take your shirt out Take your shirt out Twist it in the air like a motherfucking helicopter I know you don't care when your titties air wear home, girl

Take your motherfucking shirt out Take your motherfucking shirt out Take your motherfucking shirt out This song is shocking. Has it aged well? It has not aged well at all. It's a banger. It's a great song. Lyrical content.

Not great. It's on the... Guys. I'm just going to run this text that's come through by you guys. Someone has said, final chance. Here we are. Can you please play Double T-Pain for a Friday? Here's what I say to that.

It's a Friday, and we are the home of Friday Jams. We are. And one of the biggest artists of Friday Jams who couldn't make it to the gig, Friday Jams Live, was T-Pain. That's right. Where he would have done far more than two songs. Technically, we'd be doing the right thing if we did.

It's a Friday special. The problem is this is going to really make you want to go out tonight and you still can't. Too late, I already do. I'm Ego Double T-Pain. Brie and Clint, hit him. Take off the shoes Ain't nobody gonna see none Bring out the booze Baby girl stop runnin' Got nothing to lose

And I ain't gotta go to work no more That place, my boss I'm about to ball, don't care what it cost I'm going hard I need some life, it's way too dark Oh yeah, I'm going in. And now I'm with my friends. Let the party begin.

Turn all the lights on. Turn all the lights on. Put your hands up if you're going hard I need some light, it's way too dark Oh yeah, I'm going in Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm with my friends, let the party begin Turn all the lights off

Give me that glass, little bit of ice Pour that red in there This must be her soul Dancing like nobody else did Turn all the lights off! I'm telling you, I ain't made to sin. Oh, I don't care where you get it in. Come over here and shake it for a gentleman. Cause you're going in. I need some life, it's way too dark. Oh yeah, I'm going in. And now I'm with my friends. Let the party begin.

Turn all the lights on Turn all the lights on Ah, ah, ah, ah Put your hands up if you're going hard I need some light, it's way too dark Oh yeah, I'm going in Okay, okay, I'm with my friends Let the party begin

Turn all the lights on I'm drinking something I'm touching something They need to turn off the lights Inhale I'm drinking something I'm touching something They need to turn off the lights, inhale I'm drinking something, I'm touching something They need to turn out the lights, inhale

I'm drinking something tonight, I'm touching something tonight They need to turn out the lights, inhale I'm drinking something tonight, I'm touching something tonight They need to turn out the lights, somebody Turn out the lights Somebody turn all the lights on Turn all the lights on Put your hands up if you're going hard I need some light, it's way too dark

Oh yeah, I'm going in ZM, Bree and Clint. It is Teddy Pendergrass, T-Pain. It's a T-Pain double dip on ZM this afternoon. I like the sound of that. T-Pain double dip. T-Pain double dip. He cops a lot of flack, T-Pain, because I go, he can't even sing

He's just auto-tune Would you like to hear His voice with no auto-tune on it? I'd love to hear What he sounds like This is him performing A Tiny Desk concert You might have seen those

On YouTube Yes A few years ago Baby girl What's your name? Let me talk to you Let me buy you a drink And then I'm T-Pain

You know me Can't be music, nappy boy. I know the club. Closed at three. What's the chances of you rolling with me? So he can sing. He definitely can. Tell you how I live.

Let's get drunk. Bree and Clint. Mother's Day's on Sunday, believe it or not. It is almost here. And if you haven't sorted it out, you are a bad child. Yeah, quick. Shame on you. Shame.

Get a card. Where's that bell? Where's that bell? Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. This is the one day of the year, which you should be letting your mum know every day of the year,

especially me, because I really annoy my mother. Just do something nice for her. We can help though, okay? Us and Cadbury Roses are coming to the rescue because nothing says thanks mum like a box of Cadbury Roses. Absolutely. And how about we chuck $400 cash in there as well? Just to seal the deal. All you have to do is make an awkward phone call.

Easy as that. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. What's your relationship like with your mum? She's my best friend, so we're pretty tight. This should be easy for you then, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. What's your relationship like with your mum? She's my best friend, so we're pretty tight. This should be easy for you then, Nicole. Are you isolated together?

Are you in the same bubble? We sure am, but I've just finished work, so I'm not actually with her at the moment. Okay. Perfect. Okay, cool. You're going to put in a phone call, and Bree's going to tell you what you're asking your mum for. Okay, awesome. All right, Nicole, we want you to call your mum and we want you to explain to her that

you've really recently got a taste for red wine. You're really into it. Yeah. And you've decided you really want to put some money into a bottle of, you know, Grange, which is like the real fancy red wines, which costs $1,000 a bottle. Oh, shit. If you get her to say yes, we're going to give you the prize, so good luck.

Okay. What's your mum's name? Um, Leanne. Leanne. Okay, it's all you. Hello? Hey, mum. It's me, Nicole. Hey, love. What's up? You know how I've been trying to have red wine? Have what? Red wine?

Yeah. Yes. I just really want to get a nice bottle of it. And I'm wondering if you, if I could borrow a thousand dollars please? A thousand dollars? Yes. Okay. Am I allowed to help drink it? Oh, I mean I guess you can have a few sips.

Sounds like it might be a nice bottle. Would you? Okay. Actually, 100% would you be willing to do that for me? $1,000. You have to pay it back, though, don't you? I have to pay you back. Yeah.

That's not the whole deal of it Leanne, hi, it's Brian Clint here from ZM Hi Very tentatively from you We can settle the bill depending on who has more glasses of the bottle of red wine But let's just take it as a yes And because you so generously funded your daughter's red wine piss up You've won $400

in a Cadbury Roses price pack for Mother's Day. Yay! Awesome! Thank you! Which, I mean, that brings the bottle of wine down to just $600. So it's cheap! Yeah, that sounds good. Awesome! Thank you, guys.

You're a generous mother and congratulations. Have a wonderful Mother's Day. You deserve it. Thank you so much. You're a generous mother And congratulations Have a wonderful Mother's Day You deserve it Thank you so much See you Nicole Cadbury Rose is the perfect way to celebrate All the amazing mums around New Zealand

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