ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - My 31st 2019
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ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Brianna's amazing.
It's amazing.
Oh my God!
She's hysterical.
Bree and Clint are chasing Tatum.
Live from LA.
What the hell's going on?
Good afternoon everybody and happy Friday.
We are live from Los Angeles.
It's our last day here.
It is and to celebrate we're going to give away some free fuel.
Thanks to Mobile.
It's a long weekend in New Zealand.
Still only Thursday here.
We're living in the past.
At the moment, it's just gone 8 p.m. on a Thursday.
But it feels like a Friday to me.
It's the end of our journey anyway.
We have spent the week chasing one man by the name of Channing Tatum.
And look, we'll bring you the outcomes of that today.
But let's not make it the goal.
Let's not make it the target, right?
The goal is to have fun, everybody.
The journey is the destination is what I like to say.
Spoken by a true failure.
It's totally fine, though.
You've been enjoying Friday Jams all day today.
Now we're going to fill you up for a fill-up Friday.
Thanks to Mobil,
wherever you're heading on your road trip this weekend,
we'd love to stick some Mobil
fuel in your tank. So let's take
Caller 5 on 0800
dial ZM right now and we'll put some
Mobil fuel in your car. And we've got plenty more
fuel to come thanks to Mobil.
All show. Plus someone is winning a trip to
San Diego to see Billie Eilish
live in concert with ZM's
World Tour No. 5. Huge show
plus we're waiting on brand new Katy Perry at 4 o'clock.
Yeah, that's exciting.
And new Miley Cyrus came out today.
New Miley Cyrus has dropped.
New Camila Cabello has dropped today.
It's a huge day for new music.
It's big in pop music at the moment, isn't it?
Yeah, we're going to bring you new Katy Perry as soon as it drops.
Before then, though, let's hit some more Friday jams.
How about NSYNC?
Yeah.
It's gonna be me.
No, this is the other one.
Oh, this is the other one.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Guys, there's an epidemic happening in New Zealand at the moment.
Oh, yeah.
Is it fuel prices?
God, bloody fuel prices.
No, but something else that is a travesty is the prices of avocados.
They're so big and they're so expensive
now. Thieves
are stealing them from farms.
Yeah.
There's avocado thieves. Yeah, it's a risky
business being an avocado orchardist.
Don't think about money.
Don't think about diamonds. People
are now stealing avocados.
Yeah. You know what the real tragedy is of stealing an avocado before it's ripe?
It will never ripen.
If you pull an avocado from the tree and it's still green, if it's still rock hard,
I'm going to sound like an avocado expert here,
it needs to get to its ripened age on the tree.
Otherwise, you've basically got an avocado rock for the rest of your life.
But what about when they're really hard and then you leave them in the fruit bowl and they go soft?
See, the avocado people know when to remove them.
If you go around there willy-nilly and you just see it and you think it's ready to go,
you should know this.
You come from a farm.
It'll never ripen up.
It's no good.
And you've just stolen all this money worth of avocado and it's worthless to everybody.
It's daylight robbery how much some of these avocados are going for in New Zealand at the moment.
One place reported
selling avocados
for $12.50.
$12.50 for an avocado?
They're bloody
like the new cashews.
Yeah. Oh, God. It's been a long time since I
paid for a salted cashew. I'm not about that life
anymore. What, do you get them and then eat them on your
trip around the supermarket? What is the deal with that? What is the try before you buy? It is frowned upon. It life anymore. What, do you get them and then eat them on your trip around the supermarket?
What is the deal with that?
What is the try before you buy?
It is frowned upon.
It is stealing.
No, I know,
but there's a certain amount
you're allowed to have
which you're just sampling the product
before you purchase it.
Yeah, so...
Because it wasn't so much salted cashews.
It was more Russian fudge for me.
Right.
And that's for square or two or three
or maybe four went down the gullet
before we got to the thing.
Who's to know, really?
So we all do the cashew thing.
What's the rules on getting an avocado and eating that on the trip around the supermarket?
So long as you check out with the stone, then you're good to go.
So if you're not right...
You know you can eat some chips on the way around.
Yeah, you can eat some avocado, right?
So long as you scan the IP bag at the thing.
It's fine.
Yeah, but are you eating a raw avocado?
Like, not on toast or anything?
Mate, at $12.50, I'd give it a go.
Right.
Just to say that I've had avocado that week.
Yeah, no, but by the way, by the way, no matter how rich you are,
nobody needs avocado that much that you should pay $12.50 for an avocado.
I want to know from the people, because, I mean, I read this in an article.
I don't know if I believe it.
$12.50?
Yeah, I don't know if I believe that.
Well, this is the thing, too.
When you're driving down on the way to the Coromandel or out to the beach,
you see guys selling bags of them, three for $3.
I know.
Year-round as well.
I saw a guy on the side of my street the other day, opens up his jacket,
and he goes, do you want an avocado?
I've got Hass.
I've got Hass avocados.
And I've also got those weird spork things where it's a knife on one end,
you cut it open, and then you can scoop it out.
I've got fake Rolexes on this side and then avocados on this side.
What do you want?
It's good shit too.
It's good stuff.
100% pure avocado.
Not that other weird avocado.
I smuggled this one in from Mexico up my bum bum.
I don't want to.
I want to get to the bottom of it.
It's saying in this article that $12.50 in New Zealand for avocados.
0800 dials ZM right now. How much recently have you paid for an avocado?
Are we asking the big questions today?
We're asking the big questions, mate. We're going to put a stop to this.
Okay. All right.
How much have you paid for an avocado?
0800 dial ZM. Fill the lines.
Fill the lines. Let's get to the bottom of this conspiracy theory.
9696, if you still have any money left to text us, that is.
And we'll answer that question next.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Live from Los Angeles, last day of chasing Tatum.
Some dramatic results coming for you.
Some embarrassing results as well coming later in the show.
But before then, the big conversation that we have to have is avocados.
It's a big problem in New Zealand at the moment.
Nearly as big as petrol prices.
That's the thing.
They go hand in hand, I think.
Yeah, people are feeling the pinch.
Jacinda's introduced an avocado tax.
Yeah, there is a budget.
It's in the new budget.
It's in the wellbeing budget.
It is, and they've just released that.
Apparently, one person has seen prices skyrocket to as much as $12.50 an avocado.
That's got to be at one of those fancy supermarkets, right?
That's got to be at like a Nosh or something.
Yeah, super ritzy.
Or a Faro.
Unless that avocado is the size of my head, I'm not paying $12.50.
What's your deal on a big avocado?
Because I find you can't use enough of that.
Oh, mate.
And then you find it goes to waste.
I like a medium avocado with a small stone.
Nah, have you heard of guac?
I'll make a tub of guac and just eat it all day.
Oh, yeah, got to go on one day.
Probably why I got food poisoning from avocado once.
Also, I hear the lemon juice helps prolong the life of the avocado.
So add that to your guac.
Also adds a zest to it as well.
You know, it really cuts through the creaminess.
Yeah, we're going to get to the bottom of it this afternoon.
$12.50, I call BS.
I don't think they're that much.
And so we're going to go to the people.
How much have you seen an avocado going for?
We're going to start off with Sandy.
Hi, Sandy.
Hello, Sandy.
Welcome to the Avocado Conversation.
Hello.
How much did you see an avocado going for, Sandy?
You guys, you know, I'm turning 50 on Monday.
I just died of a heart attack.
I paid a dollar yesterday.
Oh, Sandy, where from?
I live in Napier and a guy was selling in Flaxmere for a dollar
and we bought five of them.
Oh, not in Flaxmere.
That's the Avvo drug dealer.
Sandy, you have just single-handedly quadrupled the house prices
of Flaxmere with this phone call.
You know that, right?
You're about to get gentrified out of your own neighbourhood.
You should have bought him out of avocados and then up-priced and sold them to your friends.
Cindy, are you having an avocado facial tonight just to celebrate?
I've actually got some guacamole.
I'll probably use that because the avocados are so green.
Treat yourself.
You know what?
You should.
Let's go to Dawn.
That is craziness.
Hi, Dawn.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome to Avocado Hour.
Hi, how are you?
What's your take on this, Dawn?
Well, I sell avocados,
so I don't think anyone should pay $12.50 for an avocado.
We have a massive avocado tree in Marewa,
and we sell them at the gate for $2 each.
Oh, and the tree, where exactly is this tree?
Herrick Street.
Casa Bella Beauty, if I'm going to put a shout out.
Oh, careful, careful, Dawn.
Facials as well with them.
Oh, you do?
You'll have people banging on your door, Dawn.
They say money doesn't grow on trees,
but I don't believe that because avocados do,
and you have green gold hanging from the branches. They say money doesn't grow on trees, but I don't believe that because avocados do.
And you have green gold hanging from the branches. $2 an avocado.
You're doing our country a good service, Dawn.
We're tracking upwards in the price scale.
We're heading to Vic now.
Vic, good afternoon and welcome to Avocado Chat.
Hello.
Vic, how much have you seen avocados going for?
I just bought one five minutes ago after the school ran off with three dealers.
$6.99.
That's as much as I would ever pay.
I didn't realise we were talking to a rich person.
Can I ask Vic, what's the dish that demanded a $6.99 avocado?
What are you making that meant you had to spend that money?
Today I'm doing homemade chicken burgers for the six kids
and you've got to have avocado
and mango's another one that goes up and down.
Mango.
Vic, when you bought your Range Rover,
did you decide on black or white?
I'm a black girl.
Black girl.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do love black in the Range Rover.
Audrey is here. Audrey, we're keeping this moving. This is really, we're love black in the Range Rover. Audrey is here.
Audrey, we're keeping this moving.
This is really, we're taking the pulse of the nation at the moment.
$6.99 we've got so far is the most expensive.
Audrey, what did you pay for an avocado?
$8.
$8.
Audrey, are you all right?
I paid, because, you know, pregnancy cravings and you just need it right there and there.
No, that's fair.
I paid $8 at Silverdale when I was camping out in Shakespeare.
Yeah, you've got a baby on the way and you can still afford to pay $8 for an avocado.
Did you sell Vic her blacked out Range Rover?
Are you a Range Rover dealer?
No.
Audrey, who craves avocado when they're pregnant?
What a weird craving.
I know.
I know. I know.
It was so weird.
I just woke up one night and I was like to the husband,
oh, yeah, you've got to go get some avocado right now.
Audrey, it could be worse.
My mum craved chalk when she was pregnant with me.
Oh, God.
We're going to go to one last person now.
Now, I'm not 100% sure we're allowed to name them by name
because they are an avocado dealer.
Right. I'm going to give them the code name
Nicola. Nicola, hello.
Hello. Nicola,
how long have you been in the game for?
A good five years now.
Alright. I don't want to give
too much away. Fair enough.
And what's
the deal? How do you deal
the avos? Alright, so my parents own an avocado orchard.
They've got a good amount of trees. So I thought, I lived in Wellington at the time
and when I lived there, they were selling them for about $10 each
at the worst. So I was like, okay, here's a good opportunity. So I took about
$50 every time I came home to Tauranga and went to
Wellington. Brilliant.
So I'll be $5 each to all the uni students.
Yeah.
So then I made a good $250 out of 50 avocados.
What a pioneer.
Damn, girl.
I know.
What a pioneer.
And how many Range Rovers do your parents have?
Oh, I told you I don't want to give too much away.
Fair enough, fair enough.
Get that guac money, girl.
Keep it rolling.
All right, that was a real privilege.
Nicola, if that is your real name.
Well, there you go.
Got to the bottom of it.
Next on the show, Dee McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent,
is here with an avocado facial on as we speak.
He's got the latest in Spy for Us.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
I'm Channing, I'm Channing.
I'm doing a remix, guys.
I'm Channing, I'm Channing on your tatums.
I know that's going to be horrifically out of time in New Zealand,
but here in LA, it sounded delightful.
Would we all agree?
Yes.
Dean would agree.
Brie, a little bit of support from my compadre over here.
A hundred percent.
My travel partner.
Never do that again.
I knew you had my back, girl.
Let's do Spy.
Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.
Spy.co.nz
He's here in studio with us for one last time, Dean McCarthy.
What a week it has been with you, my friend.
Have you seen the comments?
Because obviously you're in the videos where you take us past Channing Tatum's house.
Have you seen the comments on the videos?
No, I haven't seen them.
There's so many comments where people are like,
I did not picture him to be that attractive.
I've had 300 new friend requests from New Zealand.
Really?
Amazing.
And if you're wondering and if you want to get on board the train at Mr. Dean McCarthy,
go on Instagram.
You won't regret it.
Hey, let's crack into some spy.
Adam Levine has quit The Voice.
Yes, $28 million gig.
Now, that is the highest paid judge of a reality show in the world.
We actually thought it was Katy Perry.
So, Katy was getting $25 million for Idol.
We've only just found out Adam was getting $28 million.
Tune to pay gap.
Yes, exactly.
Here's the reason. And this will blow your mind.
His teammates, bandmates?
Bandmates, yeah.
Bandmates.
Bandmates.
Maroon 5.
The other four guys are Maroon 5.
The people that no one knows.
We refer to them as Maroon 4, and he's Adam Levine.
Yes.
They were getting really upset because they weren't releasing any new songs
or music because he was so busy with his $28 million gig on The Voice.
Well, he's obviously making more money from that than the
songs that they're releasing. Gee, this is dangerous.
Do not rock the boat, Maroon 4.
The last thing you guys want is Adam Levine
to go solo because I'm pretty
sure you guys don't ever tour without him.
Nah, there is no Maroon 5 without Adam Levine.
Yeah, exactly. But he's going to be doing
more music with them. He's back in the group.
Obviously, he never left it, obviously.
But yeah, he wants to commit and dedicate more time to Maroon 5.
Interesting.
Can't wait to get that cool new Maroon 5 music.
There's news about the JoBros.
JoBros.
Okay, the wholesome little JoBros.
You may or may not know this.
Their dad was a pastor, so they were very, very Christian, very wholesome.
And they used to wear what was called a purity ring.
Yes.
Would you like to describe what that is?
So it's a vow that you take with your church, and you put on a ring,
and that signifies,
I will not do the brown chicken brown cow until I'm married.
Until I replace this ring with a real wedding ring,
my private parts belong to Jesus.
I thought they were wearing a metal locked up chastity pair of underwear.
Yeah, no, not quite.
No, no.
Maybe too much chafe. That's a lot of chafe. That's a lot of cha underwear. Yeah, no, not quite. No, no, no. That'd be too much chafe.
That's a lot of chafe.
That's a lot of chafe.
Well, here's the thing.
Miley Cyrus interviewed them
on a radio show this week
in London,
which is totally random.
Anyway, she asked them,
this is what she said,
how did it feel
finally taking off
that purity ring?
Now, that is a question
we would all get fired, right?
We could not get away
with a question like that.
Yeah, we couldn't ask her that.
The two of them went
beetroot red and mute.
And then Nick, who is her ex, of course, just giggled like a little girl.
So Miley Cyrus will not be getting a gig as an interviewer anytime soon.
But I love that she went.
No, I think she will.
I think she's asking the right questions.
That's what I want to know from the Jonas Brothers.
I don't want to know what inspired Sucker.
Like I could give two craps about the music.
Probably the chastity ring.
Okay, that is Spy.
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Bree and Clint, back very shortly.
ZM.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
We're live from Los Angeles.
We're going to bring you a proper Channing Tatum update very shortly.
I know it sounds like we're avoiding the topic.
We are.
That's because we are.
Look, we don't have fantastic news for you.
There is news.
Well, there is news, and it's very embarrassing.
So we're just going to hold that for a second.
In the meantime, because we can't get enough Game of Thrones at the moment,
even though it's over, there's news out today on exactly how many Kiwis have named their child
after either Daenerys
Targaryen or Khaleesi
from Game of Thrones. Yeah, I've heard these
stories before. Because you have to
register your child's name. They have
a database of it and they can see it. And I'm pretty
sure if you were going with Daenerys
or Khaleesi in the
Game of Thrones spelling, it's
not a coincidence. I don't mind the name Khaleesi. the Game of Thrones spelling. It's not a coincidence.
I don't mind the name Khaleesi.
And it's probably not a family name that's been handed down.
Khaleesi to me sounds like that Khaleesi virus that they released to help control wild rabbits in the farming areas.
And I mean, yeah, that was a good thing.
Was it? None of you are a rabbit.
Well, no, but, you know, save the environment.
Since the show started in 2011, a total of 67 New Zealand children have either been named Khaleesi or Daenerys from Game of Thrones.
Interesting.
That's quite a lot.
Well, especially when you saw the final episode of Game of Thrones or that final season at least.
That's the thing.
Imagine going and you're going, this is the character I want my child to
embody the persona
of, and then all of a sudden they turn out to be
bad. Like, imagine you've named
your kid Michael Jackson.
What?
The whole name? Yeah.
Well, it could have. Yeah, well, I guess so.
Imagine if you named your kid Brian
Tarmacate. Imagine if you named your kid
Israel Folau.
Like, you know, it's just, it's really, really risky.
Like, even, you can only name it after someone really,
like, who would you go with that's not going to spoil the name in the end?
Hilary Barry.
I mean, she is a legend.
I would name my kid after her.
You know what?
That is genius.
Yep.
And with a kid on the way, I think we're having a Hilary Barry.
I'm going to name, yeah, you should name, if you have a girl, Hilary,
and then if you have a boy, Jeremy.
Hilary and Jeremy.
Next on the show, we are going to send somebody to San Diego.
San Diego.
I was like, Santa Clara?
I don't know why that was on my mind.
Santa Clarita.
Santa Florentes.
We're sending somebody to the United States at ZM's World Tour No. 5
and someone is about to get tickets to see Billie Eilish live.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
I don't want to talk about it.
I know you don't want to talk about it, but we're here.
And it'd be real weird if we just finished this and never mentioned what happened.
Guys, it's been a really rough day for me.
Yeah, it has. No, and I'm being serious.
It's actually been quite a tough day.
Yeah, we know. Last night
we were desperate.
I decided I would
message Channing
on Instagram. It was the right thing to do.
A psychic at Venice Beach told you to do it.
Yeah, so that definitely makes it right.
Anyway, sent it. I was happy with it. This morning at Venice Beach told you to do it. Yeah, so that definitely makes it right. Anyway, sent it.
I was happy with it.
This morning, we were all together.
We decided to check it.
He's left me on scene.
Again.
For the third time.
And this one included a photo.
So, so, so, so,
look, look, it's okay.
Wasn't a nude.
We've spent the day.
So, it's not all bad.
Maybe it should have been a nude.
We've spent the day emotionally processing that.
And we are, after five today, going to bring you,
because the magic of radio means we recorded the exact moment
when you saw that you'd been left on scene.
So, we have that.
We have that for you guys later on.
Like that episode of The Simpsons, when Ralph's heart breaks apart in slow motion. you saw that you'd been left on scene. So we have that. We have that for you guys later on.
Like that episode of The Simpsons when Ralph's heart breaks apart in slow motion.
That's what this afternoon will be like.
You'll be able to hear that.
We thought we would cheer you up though.
We thought seeing as we're not going to get to meet
the real Channing Tatum on this trip,
why don't we take you to meet Channing's wax figurine?
Because at least that way you can see him,
you can have a face-to-face,
and you can get off your chest how you're feeling,
what it means to you to be left on scene by the guy who said you were amazing.
He said those words and then he left you on scene again.
You know?
You know?
It's that Jessie J.
You think that's her?
Yeah.
He's preoccupied.
Well, you can't really blame him.
No, I can't.
Today we took you to the Hollywood Wax Museum where they have a Channing Tatum.
What you're about to hear is the moment that you laid eyes on the wax Channing Tatum for the very first time.
We've come all this way.
Yep.
We've flown halfway around the world.
We've been left on scene by the real
Channing Tatum. This is as close as we're going to get.
That's so depressing.
But we're going to make the most of it.
He's right behind you. Okay.
Here we go.
Pretty good. Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Oh look, we're like perfect couple height.
I want to just give you guys a moment.
I want to just, it's just you and you and Chan. I want to just give you guys a moment. I want to just...
It's just you and Chan.
I mean, this is for you.
Why'd you leave me on scene?
Not very talkative today, are we?
Is it because of Jessie J?
I guess we'll never get the answers.
Bit of a deaf mute.
But there's nothing wrong with grabbing the butt of a wax figurine.
Are you going down the pants?
No.
It's like I thought, really perky and little.
I mean, I wouldn't advise it in person, but do you want to go to the front?
No.
There you go.
Our journey basically ends with you feeling up a wax figurine of Channing Tatum.
I never thought I would get this low.
And here I am.
I don't think this is what the good people at Samsung thought they were financing.
Sorry, Samsung.
I don't know.
Like, I'm looking at past radio award-winning journeys.
This one's not on it. I don't know where this ranks. We don journeys. This one's not on it.
I don't know where this rings.
We don't know that.
Definitely not on it.
We could win an award for most epic international fail.
You don't know.
But there you go, everybody.
Our journey officially now is at an end.
So all that's left to do is go out tonight, have a good time.
And call him while I'm drunk.
And get some tattoos.
Maybe we should get tattoos to commemorate that
and to celebrate that.
Next, I have the list of the most painful places
on the human body to get a tattoo
because maybe that's what will make us feel better, Bree.
Maybe that's what will feel better.
Yeah.
And another message to Channing.
No, no more, I don't think.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I don't think.
I'm enjoying getting to do this more often.
There's a lot of good music coming through.
Can we drop the new music siren all of a sudden?
Feels good.
We promised you new Katy Perry as soon as it came out, and it's here.
Are you keen for new Katy Perry?
I'm, yes, I'm keen.
Cautiously optimistic?
But I'm cautiously optimistic. Yeah, that's the right attitude to go into it
That last project was a bit weird
The Zed stuff has been a bit weird
Yeah
I think this is with Zed again
Okay
We're going to drop this right now
This has just been released
It's just gone to Katie's Spotify
It's called Never Really Over
And we'd love your thoughts straight away on 9696
Zed M Spree and Clint
The podcast It's a new music first Just been released It's brand new Katie Perry over, and we'd love your thoughts straight away on 9696. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast.
There's a new music first just been released.
It's brand new Katy Perry.
It's called Never Really Over.
That's our first time hearing it along with you.
What did you think, Brie?
It sounds more like old school Katy Perry, which I like.
Yeah.
Better than the last project.
Mm-hmm.
The part in the middle may be a little bit too fast,
but, yeah, it's got a pretty good bop.
The bit where she's going,
hubba-dubba-dubba-dubba, hubba-dubba-dubba-dubba.
Yeah, I can't really understand that part, but I liked it.
Initial first listen, not bad, right?
Yeah, I liked it.
Interesting reviews.
Kind of a mixed feedback coming through on the text machine,
but we appreciate it.
You can keep letting us know your thoughts on that.
9696.
I floated the idea that after the show today,
seeing as we didn't get what we came here for,
being Channing Tatum,
we as a team, as a bit of bonding,
go and get some tattoos.
Yeah, you should get a tattoo.
You've never got one, right?
No, and I'm not particularly keen,
even though this is my idea.
I was going to say, you're floating it.
Yeah.
What I've got is a list of the most painful places
on the body to get tattoos.
Now, you've got a couple?
Yeah, I've got a couple. Both on your feet? No, I've got one on the body to get tattoos. Now, you've got a couple? Yeah, I've got a couple.
Both on your feet?
No, I've got one on the back of my leg and one on my foot.
Oh, yeah.
So both in the bottom region of the body.
Yes.
I'm going to go through these areas, and these are the most painful parts.
First of all, ankles and wrists.
I've got one on the ankle, and it hurts.
That's your Taylor Swift tattoo, eh?
It's not about Taylor Swift, mate.
It's a 13.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Guess what?
Everyone in my family has the numbers 1-3 in their birthday.
Oh, family of Swifties.
Yeah, right.
Next, most painful places to get tattoos.
Producer Ben's got one of these.
Rib cage.
You know what?
Ellie, producer Ellie has also got one on her rib cage.
And you know I never knew that, Ellie. I never Ellie has also got one on her ribcage and you know I never
knew that Ellie I never knew you had a tattoo on your ribcage but Ellie and I have gotten very
close on this trip no joke we've been rooming together right yeah and when we first started
rooming together we were very respectful of each other and then slowly it's gotten more and more
comfortable yeah first Ellie was weighing with the door First Ellie was weeing with the door open, then I was weeing with the door open,
then Ellie was walking around in bra and undies,
then I was walking around in bra and undies,
then Ellie was pooing, then I was pooing,
then Ellie was farting, then I was farting.
You guys are close.
And now you've read her tattoo on her ribcage,
which, if I'm not mistaken,
is the entire lyrics to My Chemical Romance's Black Parade.
And that would have hurt.
It's a very big tattoo.
It's huge.
Next, now I would imagine this hurts to get a tattoo on there.
Still not 100% sure why anybody would.
The head.
The head is quite a painful place to get a tattoo.
Yeah, I've seen guys that will shave parts of their head.
Actually, one of my friends, she shaved a part in the
back of her head, got a tattoo,
and then she said, if I don't like it, I'll just grow
my hair over it again.
Brilliant. Yeah, what a life hack.
You should get one behind your ear. I have a similar
motto. I just don't get the tattoo
in case I don't like it.
Because it buzzes when you get a tattoo, right?
It must be vibrating on your head. It wouldn't
be a bit of a pain in the ass.
Or pain in the head, I guess.
We've got a couple more.
These are the most painful places to get tattoos.
Along your spine.
You know how people get down the back of their spine?
On bone.
Wouldn't be nice.
On your spine as well.
This one is, I didn't think this one would hurt that much.
Hands and fingers are up there as one of the most painful places to get tattoos.
Yeah, I can imagine that.
Imagine how sensitive your fingers
are. It's because it's bony. Is that what it is?
Any place where it's all bone,
very sensitive. Remember when it was
cool to get a moustache tattooed on the
inside of your index finger? No, I don't remember
when it was cool. And then you hold it up over your
lip and you're like, look guys, I've got a cheeky
little moustache. Just kidding,
it's just a tattoo on my finger.
Good gag.
Gotcha.
What about the inside of your lip?
My friend just got that done.
Who does that, eh?
Who does that?
Do you know those ones grow out?
Like they fade over time?
Doesn't hold.
So whatever you get tattooed in there,
don't expect it to last forever.
One more place in the list of most painful places
to get a tattoo.
I didn't think this one would be that big,
but apparently the inner thigh is one of the most painful places
you can get a, excuse me, tattoo on your body.
Really?
Mm.
But also one of the most awesome places
because, like, it's such a raunchy place.
What would you get tattooed there anyway?
Danger.
Enter at your own risk.
Oh, my.
I think it's a good idea you don't get a tattoo.
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We're live in Los Angeles.
Oh, there's some good news for the girls.
That's right, the girls, girls, girls.
Oh, about time, am I right?
About time.
Am I right, ladies?
About bloody time, according, yeah, the girls.
Amen, sister.
The girls.
Preach.
The girls.
Yeah, the girls, the girls, the girls.
The girls, the girls, the girls, the girls, the girls, the girls. Yeah, amen, sister. The girls. Preach. The girls. Yeah, the girls, the girls, the girls, the girls, the girls, the girls, the girls, the
girls, the girls.
Anyway.
She's a good...
Oh.
According to Harvard Medical School, apparently going on a trip with your female friends has
great benefits for your mental and physical health.
Okay, I'm ready to hear more.
I do love a girl's trip.
Yeah.
It is a good time.
So apparently they reckon it can benefit everything from risk of heart disease,
helps manage physical pain, extends your life expectancy,
reduces stress and increases oxytocin.
Oxytocin. The happy hormone.
That's your happy hormone. Yeah, the happy hormone.
Of course it does. Of course it does. Tell me
one time, and this goes for the boys as well,
tell me one time you don't get together with the
fellas or the fellas and you don't feel better.
You know, you reminisce, you joke.
It's a great time.
Do girls rip the piss out of each other the same way
that boys do? Absolutely.
What do you think we're doing on a girls trip? And just like you were saying before, all the disgusting things great time. Yeah. Do girls rip the piss out of each other the same way that boys do? Absolutely. Yeah.
What do you think we're doing on a girls trip? And just like you were saying before, all the disgusting things that
you and Ellie are doing in the girls room on this trip,
you let your guard down. That's what you
do. You become completely comfortable. We're comfortable.
And you're not pretending to be this
proper person because there's
no one of the opposite sex around.
It's weird what we do as humans. We put on
different faces for different people.
And when it's just the girls,
I'm sure you guys are feral as all hell.
Yeah, you've seen it on my Instagram this week.
Ellie and I have been reenacting scenes from Grease.
Yeah.
Tonight we're planning on eating
all different types of junk food.
Yeah.
It's a great time in our room.
Pillow fight?
No, no pillow fight.
Oh, there was a short...
Don't write it off.
Don't write it off. There was a short pillow fight. And you don't know what will happen tonight.
I would just like to refute the first part because you said it has great benefits for your mental and physical health.
I would think otherwise with the physical part because I know that when you get together with your girls,
it's the same as when you get together with the boys.
A few lemonades are had.
I don't think any of you leave a girls' weekend feeling 100% healthy, do you?
No, we usually do yoga.
Right.
And we, you know, drink green juice.
Yeah.
We don't drink alcohol.
Oh, okay.
On a girls' trip.
Oh, well, with that in mind, I've got to get myself on a girls' weekend.
That sounds like a great time.
Sounds like exactly what I need.
I bet it would be a good time for you.
Next on the show, we're going to get your mum on.
She doesn't know.
Well, she might know.
She might if she's been listening.
You've lost your phone while you're over here.
You haven't been able to contact your mum.
So let's get her live on here.
Yeah, she doesn't even know where I am right now.
She might be able to make you feel better about the whole no Channing Tatum thing.
I've got to break the news to her.
Mumma die.
But maybe prank her a little bit first.
Out of country Queensland.
Hopefully live on the show.
Zedim, Spree and Clint.
The podcast.
We are having zero luck.
Not only can we not get Channing Tatum on this trip,
turns out we can't even get your own bloody mother on the show.
We can't get anyone on the show.
The wheels have completely fallen off, so that's okay.
Completely is the optimal word.
Bree just goes,
why does producer Ben have all of my contacts synced to his phone?
I turned to her and I said, Bree, that's your phone.
I need a stiff drink and a lie down.
You need a cup of tea and a sleep is what you need.
All right, let's keep going.
We're going to play a one-second song challenge next.
If you want to play with us, give us a call now.
You just pick who's going to play for you.
And if you choose correctly, you win for yourself some free mobile fuel.
It is a fill-up Friday before the long weekend.
So lines are open now.
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Bree and Clint.
ZM's Bree and Clint.
The podcast. Bree and Clint live from LA.
That is Shaw Mindy's.
It's time for a one-second song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
One second.
This is where we go hit to hit and try and win prizes for people listening by guessing songs.
Yeah, that's right.
We get one second of a song and you get 20 seconds to guess as many as you can.
First up is Mark.
Hey, Mark.
Hello, Mark.
G'day.
How's it going?
Good, thank you.
Brie took this game out last week.
Oh, no, it was a draw, wasn't it?
It was a draw.
It was a draw.
It was the closest game I've ever had.
Very even playing field then.
You get to choose.
Do you want me to play for you or Bree?
I'll go Bree.
Bree, that's cool.
I don't know if that's your best decision, Mark,
but I'll do my best.
Thank you, Mark.
If Bree wins, you'll score for yourself $50 of mobile fuel.
It is a fill-up Friday thanks to mobile.
That means, Amber, I'm playing for you.
Awesome.
Good luck, Clint. Thank you. I'm playing for you. Oh, awesome. Good luck, Clint.
Thank you.
I'm about to leave the room
into a soundproof area
and you're going to have
a go at this first.
I'll come back and play
with the exact same song shortly.
All right.
Okay, Brie, you can pass.
You can give me artist name,
feature artist
or the name of the song.
Harry, when you're ready,
kick that bed off.
Pass.
Jessie J. Pass. Jessie J.
Correct.
Lady Gaga.
Correct.
Cher.
Correct.
Pass.
Billie Eilish.
Correct.
Britney Spears.
Correct. Nice work. Nice work. Britney Spears. Correct.
Nice work, nice work.
Oh, not my best.
No, it was pretty good.
It was pretty good.
Not good.
Welcome back, Clint.
Welcome back.
Hi, how'd we go, everybody?
Good.
You should be very scared.
Super, super well.
Okay.
I was actually surprised at how well I went this week, actually.
Yep, it was awesome.
All right, Clint, you can pass.
Give me artist name or feature artist or song title. Head it off when went this week, actually. Yep, it was awesome. All right, Clint, you can pass.
Give me artist name or feature artist or song title.
Head it off when you're ready, Harry.
Kanye West.
Correct.
Jessie J.
Correct.
Lady Gaga.
Correct.
Tina Turner.
Cher.
Correct. Kendrick. Correct. Billie Eilish. Correct. Nobody breath with me.
Kendrick.
Correct.
Don't you run from me.
Billie Eilish.
Correct.
Bring the action.
Black Eyed Peas.
Oi!
Oh, that's actually incorrect.
So I can't give you that last one.
Excuse me.
Nah, you definitely don't get the last one. Oh, it's Will.i.am and Britney Spears.
Yeah, sorry.
It was close, though.
But...
It wasn't close.
No, okay. No, it was 5-6. Was it?. Yeah, sorry. It was close, though. But... It wasn't close. No, okay.
No, it was 5-6.
Was it?
To Clint, yeah.
Oh, not too bad.
Yeah, that's quite good.
You both did really shit.
No, I'm joking.
That means we've got a winner, though.
Amber, congratulations.
You got some fuel.
Oh, thanks, Clint.
No worries.
You're welcome, Amber.
I did my bit.
Thanks to Mobile Smiles. It's easy. Clint. No worries. You're welcome, Amber. I did my bit. Thanks to Mobile Smiles.
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Enjoy your long weekend, Amber.
We're going to be back next with the heartbreaking moment where Brie opens.
No, don't give it away.
Don't give it away?
No.
Okay, we're going to be back next with some heartbreak.
Plus, if you haven't heard new Katy Perry drop today, we're going to spin that again for you heartbreak. Plus, if you haven't heard new Katy Perry, it dropped today.
We're going to spin that again for you after this.
That's the second play of that for us.
It's new Katy Perry.
It's called Never Really Over.
It's with Zed.
Again, she's gone back to working with Zed.
I like it.
I think she might be back with that.
Yeah, I think it's good.
I'd love to know who she's talking about.
She's talking about two years going just like that.
Could it be a Russell Brand?
Maybe Channing Tatum.
Did she date Channing Tatum?
No, never.
It wouldn't be about Orlando Bloom because she's still with Orlando Bloom, right?
Well, they had their breakup.
Yeah, maybe she wrote it when they were broken up.
Maybe.
Okay.
Speaking of Channing Tatum, though, we are here with a mission.
This is our last day.
So for one last time, let's ask the big question.
One year ago, the Channing Tatum started following you on Instagram.
Brianna's amazing.
Now you and Clint have flown to the other side of the world to try to meet him,
to see if it was all one big accident.
After five days in Los Angeles, have you found him?
No.
Better luck tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
There's no tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Well, technically we are still in LA tomorrow.
Technically we are still in LA tomorrow.
So technically if we do meet him tomorrow, still counts.
And girl, life goes on, okay?
Just because it didn't happen on this trip doesn't mean it's not going to happen in future.
We left you yesterday with the news that we're going to do it, or you are going to do it.
I say we, but it's all on you.
We're going to go from your personal Instagram account with a DM to Channing Tatum as a last resort, right?
So Channing started following me quite a while ago
and I messaged him saying cheers for the follow
and he wrote back to me.
So we have spoken on DM before.
Can you see the dates on those messages?
Yes, you can.
So that was in October of 2017, I'm pretty sure.
Right.
Okay.
So about a year and a half.
And then I sent a message and he left me on scene.
And then I sent another message and he left that on scene.
And that was all back in 2017.
Oh, that was all.
Okay.
Yes.
So nothing, nothing through 2018 and nothing this year until now.
I decided on a message last night after the show and I went with this.
Hello, mate.
I'm in LA at the moment and would love to meet you
if you're around.
Unfortunately, it's just me as my mum didn't make it
through customs.
Ha ha ha.
Let me know if you're about.
Shaka.
Emoji.
We agonised over this message.
It's about a 35-minute drive from our LA studios
back to our accommodation,
and the whole way was just a four-person brainstorm
on how to not come off too full-on,
how much humor to involve,
and I think you went with a good message there.
I also sent a picture of myself doing the thumbs up
with a double chin.
Yeah, it's cool.
It's relatable.
Relatable? Yeah. So there's that. Yeah, it's cool. It's relatable. Relatable.
Yeah.
So there's that.
Yeah, there's the message in a picture.
When we went to bed, which is about 1 a.m.
L.A.
time, you said to us, I'm not going to check it until we're all together tomorrow morning.
My heart can't take it.
I'm not going to look at it.
We got together around the table at breakfast this morning.
We kicked the microphones in to record and we went in and had a look
at what the result of your direct message to Channing Tatum was.
This is the result.
Okay, it's been 12 hours since you slid in the DMs.
12 hours.
Channing Tatum has had 12 hours to reply.
He's had a day and a night.
So no matter what time zone he's on,
he will have at least been on his phone once.
I'm just going to go through all the other DMs
that people have written me.
More like you're writing them.
God, you're insatiable.
Not a good sign.
He hasn't written back.
Has he seen it, though?
Moment of truth.
He's seen it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
This is the worst possible result.
Tragedy.
Oh, no.
Been left on scene three times by Channing Tatum.
There's a lot of laughter in there, but through that laughter.
DM him again, you guys said.
It'll be fine, you guys said.
It won't happen again, surely.
Here we are.
You know what?
I just want to be really real for a minute.
I've had a really rough day, and it's not because Channing Tatum didn't write back to me.
I don't really give a crap about that.
I feel like I've failed everyone back home that are listening.
I feel like we have actually really failed
and I was really disappointed, and this is me being so genuine,
because I know there's stuff in radio
and there's radio shows that pre-organise this stuff.
We don't.
Everything on this show is real and I really,
really wanted to get him for everyone back home
and it just sucked so much when we saw that he'd seen it
and not even a reply.
That's what really hurt me.
I just wanted an outcome for everyone listening.
And I'm so sorry that we couldn't give you guys that.
But we really did try.
We tried our absolute butts off.
Yeah.
We went to his real house.
We...
I don't know.
Behind the scenes, this is the bit you don't know.
Behind the scenes, we have a team of producers, small team. We are a very small team here at the bit you don't know, behind the scenes we have a team
of producers, small team, we are a very small
team here at the Bray and Clint Show. And they've worked so hard.
They've been in contact with his agency,
with his publicists. His publicists
have been speaking with our producers
and even they have been going to him and saying,
look, this is happening, are you interested in this?
We've really tried and you know what, I think
and this is just being so
transparent, I think we've picked the wrong time. He's not here. He's know what? I think, and this is just being so transparent, I think we picked the wrong time.
He's not here.
He's not here.
He's not here.
And I don't think he's coming back for a while.
I'm pretty sure him and Jessie J, they're in a new relationship
and they've gone on a holiday.
And I don't think they're looking at their phone very much.
Well, he's obviously looked at his phone enough to see the message
and not reply.
But anyway.
That's the bit that's really gutting.
Yeah.
Is that all it would have actually taken was a message back to say,
hey, I'm not in the country at the moment.
Like if he's not here, if he's not here, that's all it would have taken.
It would have, yeah.
At least it would have been an outcome.
Isn't it weird that we're agonising over the response of a Hollywood superstar
like he's an ex-boyfriend?
Like he's somebody who owes us a response, which he doesn't,
but I absolutely feel your pain in this situation.
I just apologise to everyone listening.
Like I really feel disappointed, but we tried and I'm so sorry.
I don't think it was a contract.
I don't think anybody...
I know, but you know what I mean, mate.
I know, I know.
And you're absolutely right about the pre-organised thing.
Lots of...
Our show is just real and raw
and unfortunately sometimes it doesn't always work out.
Look, our show is real and raw
and we don't have that many connections
so we weren't able to pre-organise it.
But I tell you what,
if there's a Magic Mike 3
and the movie company want to send anybody to interview him,
I've got a perfect candidate.
I'll put my hand up.
No, I was going to say someone who hasn't DM'd him three times
and been left on scene, but yeah, you'd be good too.
That's probably a good idea.
All right, there you go.
Bree and Clint, live from LA.
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Bree and Clint, that's Drax Project.
They've been part of our big LA journey this week.
Remember we tried to eat the world's biggest pizza with them this week?
Yeah, that was a terrible idea, wasn't it?
Well, no, it was fun.
It did bring us closer together with the Drax boys, though.
I feel like we're part of the band now.
Yeah.
We tried to eat 23 kilos of pizza in two hours,
and I'd say we got through about 10.
Yeah, it was a pretty dismal effort.
Yeah, haven't seen those guys since or heard from them.
I hope they're doing okay.
We are in LA, and we have been here since last Friday.
And I'm not going to say it's a holiday because we've been working our butts off every day.
But technically, we're on tour.
It's kind of a holiday because you're away from home.
It's like a mullet haircut.
It's business and pleasure.
Exactly.
And you know me, in the last couple of months, I've been fitspo.
I've been really trying to exercise and eat healthy as much as I can.
Sounds like a joke, but I'll back you up.
You have been.
We talked when this show first started about how you had a gym membership for, what, six months?
Yeah.
And you went once, twice, max.
That's all been flipped.
You've been like...
I go like four times, five times a week.
Out gymming me.
Yeah.
Like you've been hitting it. I've been really giving it a go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's quite inspirational to
be honest. Oh, thank you, mate. I've been enjoying it
and someone messaged me
a couple of days ago and
they inboxed my Instagram. They said, have
you been hitting up F45 in
LA while you've been there?
And I kind of thought
about it and I messaged back and I said, no,
I'm on holiday. I'm not exercising on my holiday. Well, it's not a holiday, but you know what I
mean. And then we had a discussion about whether you should exercise on your holidays.
Now, there's a few school of thoughts on this. There's packing your gym gear in your suitcase
in the hopes that you'll do something.
Extra pair of shoes takes up room.
Yeah, but I did that.
I chucked some gym gear in, and I even emailed,
because I go to Les Mills, and I emailed them,
and I said, like, really ambitiously,
hey, guys, is there a Les Mills in LA that my membership will get me into?
And maybe they just knew, they knew the outcome
that I wasn't actually
going to actually do anything
because they didn't reply.
But the best of intentions,
but no,
I'm not a holiday exerciser.
Look, I'm all about
the fitspo lately
and I'm really getting into it,
but I have to draw the line
at exercising on holidays.
I feel like you're with me on this.
What about those people
who just chuck a pair
of running shoes in
because they're like, I won't take too much gym gear but
I've got my running shoes, the world is my
gym. What, are you going to put them
on with your jeans? What are you going to do?
You know those people that go to
Bali and they go to yoga every
morning? Oh, is yoga a bit different?
Yeah, yoga is a little bit different. Yoga's like
relaxation and stuff. I guess we're talking more
of full on workout. I'm talking're talking more of full-on workout.
I'm talking to people who you see them drinking cocktails
and then the next morning on their Instagram story,
they're down the beach doing a quick boxing session with their boyfriend,
like just a quick 60-minute spa with hubby.
What are you up to?
One of my mates went travelling to Thailand
and she was posting about it on Instagram.
She was going running.
She just went for a run, a casual run.
Don't run in Thailand.
Don't run in Thailand. It's too hot.
It's so hot and humid. Why are you exercising? Plus, you get run over by a scooter.
You're on holiday. What are you holidaying from if not exercise?
I just don't get it. I want someone to explain it to me. What do you want to hear from? Do you want to hear from people who do
holiday on exercise, who do exercise on holiday, or do you just want to run like a flash poll?
Fill the lines, fill the text machine with a do you exercise on holiday, yes, no.
Yeah, let's go. Let's see what the range is. Okay, let's do that.
How many people are exercising on a holiday? I would love on a Friday afternoon to hear
from the passionate yeses and the passionate nos, okay?
Can we get both of those on the lines?
0800 dial ZM.
How do you feel about exercising on a holiday?
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Bree and Clint, we're live from our Los Angeles studio.
In recent months, I have been fitspo and I've been loving it,
exercising my body,
my bits,
and...
Bree started saying things like,
use it or lose it.
And...
Rise and grind.
Rise and grind's been a big one.
Yep.
And she keeps saying to us,
I see food as fuel.
That's what she says to us.
And she keeps saying things like,
you know, guys,
it's simple, really.
Calories in,
calories out.
And... One second on the lips, forever on the hips. And I've never wanted to hit her more.
Fair enough. I condone it. Look, we're kind of on a holiday at the moment because we're away on tour in LA and someone called me out about, have you been exercising since you've
been on holiday? Which, by the way, for a second, if I could give a triple finger snap,
don't exercise shame anybody.
Exactly.
Okay?
That is my business.
My body, my business.
That's exactly right.
And I felt bad for a second, and then I was like, no, no.
No.
I'm not going to be that person that exercises on a holiday.
I mean, it's very murky waters of calling this a holiday,
but, you know, it's business pleasure, this trip.
Plus, I mean, we're jet-lagged time zones.
I'm still jet-lagged.
I'm still recovering.
Don't have any memberships here.
So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM,
do you exercise on holiday?
What are your thoughts?
Yeah, let's get the pulse of the nation right now.
Let's go straight into it with Bonnie.
Hi, Bonnie.
Hi.
What do you think, Bonnie, exercising on a holiday?
I reckon it's stupid.
Why would you exercise on a holiday when you're there to relax?
That's a good point.
It's true.
I'm never relaxed when I'm exercising.
Have you ever, Bonnie?
Has there ever been a holiday where you've done any exercise?
No.
But my sister came over from Perth just in December.
And she came in for a wedding and she goes running in the morning,
running at dawn.
And I'm like, what are you doing?
Like I'm sitting here having my breakfast and coffee.
I'm not going for a run.
Girl, you need a new sister, okay?
She's blood related. Girl, we need to get you, okay? She's blood related.
She can't get rid of it.
Girl, we need to get you a new sister.
I'm sorry.
Send that one back to Perth.
Return to sender.
Am I right?
Am I right?
I love people on the text machine weighing in on this.
Someone said 110% holiday exercises.
I train twice on Christmas Day.
See?
Santa should give you coal.
Hi, Kate.
Oh, hi there.
How are you?
What do you think, Kate?
Exercising on a holiday, are you for it or against it?
I am absolutely for it.
One of the things that I do is if I'm in a new area is go to the local gym
and say, hi, guys, I'm thinking of moving to the area,
any chance of a free
week's trial?
And then I just blast it.
I do love your hustle, but I'm also like, what about cocktails by the pool instead?
Have you thought about going to the local bar and saying, I'm thinking of moving to
the area, how about a week's free trial?
Yeah, I like that.
So the thing I like about it is you've got time to luxuriate in your exercise
because normally you're smashing it out 5.30 in the morning,
whereas on holidays you can sleep in, get your exercise in,
and then you've still got the rest of the day to have fun, relax, drink,
whatever, there's plenty of time for all of it.
Yep, no problems, totally fine, Kate, I hear you.
But there's also more time for drinking if you don't exercise.
I mean, I love fitness and I love keeping the body moving.
I think it's important for physical and mental health.
But I don't think I've ever luxuriated in an exercise.
I've never laid back into a bench press and thought, oh.
This is the life.
This is good.
Hey.
Steph.
Steph.
Hiya.
What do you think, Steph?
Are you exercising on a holiday?
No, I'm definitely not. What are you exercising on a holiday? No, I'm definitely not.
What are you doing on a holiday?
Shopping.
And that technically, shop-icising, I call it.
There's cardiovascular fitness.
Yeah, exactly right, Steph.
Going up and down the escalators, that's cardio.
There's bags to carry, that's some resistance training.
You know, really, holiday shopping is the crossfit of holidays.
It is.
It really is.
And I love this text that's come through.
They said, I can't even get off my ass on the couch on the weekend.
How the hell am I going to find motivation after six cocktails next to the pool?
It's a workout just to get back to my room.
That person has found balance, and their balance happens to be horizontal.
One last person. Hayley, hi.
Hiya.
I can tell, Hayley. You're a get up
and go exercise and a holiday person
aren't you? Yeah, Hayley, you sound fit. I am.
I am, I am. So I
love CrossFit. I've got a background in human
nutrition and I just have to say it's a lifestyle
choice, right? And
therefore you can eat more food,
you feel sexier, you can drink alcohol
and get drunker quicker.
You know, there's different ways to do it.
You're sightseeing, you're actually shredding because you're
burning calories by walking. Doesn't mean
you have to run. It's weird.
Just as you started talking, the theme song
to Rocky came in. God, she's that inspirational.
You're that fed, Hayley.
All of a sudden, I mean, I'm shadowboxing,
Bree's down doing crunches.
It's crazy the effect this is having on us.
Hayley, tonight, after that inspirational talk from you,
I'm going to go to the bar and I'm going to do bicep curls with my drinks.
One for me, one for me.
Love it, Hayley.
Thank you, Hayley.
You have a great long weekend, okay?
Oh, she's already off on the weekend.
She's gone for a run.
She's at the gym.
She's like, sorry, guys.
Sorry, my set.
Tabata.
40 seconds on, 20 seconds off.
You had your 20 seconds.
Next, birthday banger.
Let's get one.
We want some calls right now.
0800 dial ZM.
A great birthday banger for everybody to start the long weekend.
0800 dial ZM.
ZM, Spree and Clint.
The podcast.
It's my birthday. it's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Have you ever thought to yourself, what was number one on my 16th birthday?
I can't remember.
Well, this is the game for you.
Look at me, Bree.
Look at me.
Look at me right in the eyes.
Don't look at my Birkenstocks.
Look at me.
Don't look at my fading faked hand.
Look me in the eyes.
Tell me we're going to have a good birthday banger today.
Mate, it's going to be a ripper.
I felt that.
Let's get straight into it.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi.
Nicole, what's your birthday?
The 3rd of the 3rd, 93.
Okay, Nicole, you were 16 in 2009 on the 3rd of March.
And back in 2009, this topped the charts.
We belong together now.
Yes!
Kelly Clarkson.
Yes.
She only does power bangers, and that's one of them,
My Life Would Suck Without You.
You like that?
Yeah, yeah, it's good.
I do love Kelly Clarkson.
She's just a, you know, girl next door.
She's got bangers.
April, kia ora.
Hello.
April, hit us with your birthday.
3rd of the 2nd, 85.
Okay, April, you were 16 in 2001 on the 3rd of February,
and this is your birthday banger.
Remember, our singing is out of time in New Zealand,
so we won't sing.
We won't.
But we will celebrate your birthday banger.
J-Lo.
That's a banger.
What a tune.
April, who was born in February, has J-Lo.
Not bad.
One more chance for Ricky.
Hey, Ricky.
Oh, pretty Ricky.
Kia ora, team.
Kia ora.
What's happening?
Oh, he's got the attitude.
I like it.
What's your birthday, Ricky?
18th of May, 1988.
Okay, Ricky, you were 16 in 2004 on the 18th of May.
And back on that day, this was number one.
I wonder if you know how it really feels to be left outside alone when it's cold out here.
Well, maybe you should know.
Guys, come on.
I'm going to let Bree take this one.
Anastasia, Left Outside Alone, banger.
You don't know that song? I don, banger. You don't know that song?
I don't know it.
You don't know it?
I don't know it.
Anastasia.
She's coming to the country as well.
Did you see that?
Is she?
Yeah, she's doing a show in New Zealand, I think.
I would totally go see her.
I'd go for I'm Outta Love.
What was her other one?
She had one more.
She's definitely-
Left Outside Alone.
What do you think, Ricky?
I reckon you'd go J-Lo.
Yeah, I reckon we go J-Lo too.
I reckon we go J-Lo.
All right, let's do that.
Sorry it's not your one, Ricky.
Sorry, Ricky.
But we are going with April from February.
J-Lo, love don't cost a thing.
Here we go.
This is a birthday banger.
Friday afternoon, going into the long weekend.
Tune it up.
Rianne Clint. I know if I want to close, I got my own. Even if you are broke, my love don't cost a thing.
When you rolled up in the Escalade for the W game to the ballet,
knew that it was game.
When you looked at me pulling up your sleeve so I could see the rolly
bay.
But you're later in the corner booth,
raising up a toast so I would notice you.
But your heart's in this, think you ought to know.
Doesn't matter if you're falling out of control Your cash out, even if you were broke My love don't cost a thing
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
Think I wanna close, I got my own
Even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing
When I took a chance, thought you'd understand
Baby, credit cards are in romance
Who you tryna buy, what's already yours?
What I need from you is not available in stores
See inside of you, that I really feel
Doing way too much, never keep it real
If it doesn't change, gotta hit the road
Now I'm leaving with my keys, I've got to go
All that I see is that you treat me right
Give me all the things I need, that money can't buy, yeah
Think you gotta keep me as you don't
Think I'm gonna spend your cash, I won't, baby
Even if you were broke, my love don't cost much
Love don't cost a thing
Think I wanna drive you inside, don't
If I wanna close, I'll do my own
Even if you were broke, my love don't cost much
Love don't cost a thing A thing A thing You broke my love, love, love I think, I think, I think
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The money that you make
Sucks to the time you take
The reason to my heart
That you can win my heart
You know what's in my heart
But there's a reason to take some time
To show me that your love is true.
There's one dollar signs in you.
And you can win my heart.
You know what's in my heart.
I think you gotta keep me as you don't.
I think I'm gonna spend your cash I want.
Even if you were broke, my love's gone.
Love's gone.
I think I wanna drive your car, but I don't.
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
Even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing.
If you got to keep me, I still love.
I think I'm going to spend your cash out on you.
Even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing.
I don't want to drive your things.
I don't.
If I want to cross, I and cleansed.
That is the winner of Birthday Banger J-Lo.
That feels good.
My love costs a thing and it's garlic bread.
Is that it?
That's pretty much it.
Is this a loaf or a piece?
A loaf.
A whole loaf?
I'm classy.
It's a loaf.
Cooks, does it have to be hot?
Or what if I show up with a supermarket one and I'm like,
Don't mind it.
And I say, can I whack one in your oven?
As long as you're doing the work.
Yeah, and then I go, what about this garlic bread?
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint.
Last day of our Chasing Channing
mission. No Channing Tatum,
but still a great trip, great afternoon,
great memories. I'm not disappointed
at all, guys. And you shouldn't be.
No. Because not only has Channing Tatum
seen your messages, he's also
not replied.
He left me unseen. Anyway, let's move on.
I want to talk about this new show that is launching in Aussie very soon,
which I think it's going to be coming here to New Zealand as well.
Yeah.
But the show is called The Super Switch.
I think we have a little bit of audio from the show.
I've been with him for six and a half years.
I feel like he's a part of me.
We still love each other, but we're just a breaking point.
She'll get jealous, she'll get angry.
She touched your arm.
To find out if they're really with or what,
we will be paired with a new partner, more like-minded.
Is this a good idea?
How the hell can you trust each other in bed with another girl?
So if you didn't pick up exactly what it is,
the super switch which is coming to Aussie screens very soon
where couples who are maybe having issues in their relationship,
they switch partners with another couple.
Oh, that's so dangerous.
It's like wife swap but with couples who aren't going well.
And not to mention they have to sleep in the same bed together.
God, Australians are ruthless.
This is the people who brought you married at first sight.
Yeah, well, yeah, exactly right.
And there is one of the therapists on the show who talks about, yeah,
the couples having to sleep in the same bed as each other.
And she believes that unhappy relationships shouldn't be threatened by bedroom arrangements.
What do you think about that?
Unhappy relationships?
Well, yeah, she says that, you know, it shouldn't, she classifies that if you're comfortable
and you guys have discussed it, it shouldn't be classified as cheating.
Right.
Okay.
Now be very specific with me about the question you're asking here.
Do you think
it is appropriate or classified
as cheating if
you, Clinton Roberts, you're married,
were to sleep in a bed with
another female?
Oh, that's the question? Yes.
Yes, I think it's inappropriate.
It would be my response. There are
probably levels to it.
Like what if you and I got stranded,
like our home gets diverted and cancelled
and there's only a double bed.
Could we top and tail?
I don't know.
Nah, even then I'd think that was weird.
So I'd probably just sleep on the floor.
Yeah, I think it's inappropriate.
Yeah.
But do you classify it as cheating?
No, no.
Cheating is the physical act of intimacy
in whatever form it takes.
But it's probably
not respectful of your partner. When you say that, though,
what about texting someone?
Oh, okay. What does that
constitute cheating? Does it constitute
cheating if you're emotionally
texting someone
where it's inappropriate?
Yeah. A hundred percent
that's cheating. If the intention is there, like if that's what you're...
Yeah.
Yeah, look, it's probably not technically cheating.
You can probably argue it,
but you're obviously looking for something else.
So there's an issue in the relationship
if that's what you're doing.
Yeah.
Very murky waters that show, I feel like.
If you're going on that show in the first place,
surely, I mean, either you're asking for trouble.
Or it's an absolute last resort in your
relationship. Yeah, or that too. But can I
just say, no, I don't think there is a single
relationship in the history of
relationships that has been fixed by a
TV show. Not by Dr. Phil,
not by, I don't know what Dr. Oz does,
but that doctor hasn't fixed anything. There's
not Married at First Sight. There's no
TV show that's going to fix your relationship.
Can you imagine going to a therapist and they go,
hmm, we see you're having issues.
What we're going to do, Gary,
we're going to put you in a bed with this really attractive woman
and we're going to see how that goes.
And just for spice,
we're going to film the whole thing and broadcast it to multiple countries.
How do you feel about that?
I am still super keen to watch Super Switch, though.
It sounds like a very interesting TV show.
It sounds like riveting television.
It's been a good trip here chasing Tatum in LA.
It's been eye-opening.
And, I mean, I got my phone stolen on the first night that we were here,
and one person I haven't spoken to the entire trip is my mum,
Mama Di, which I feel like we need to update her.
Should we get her on?
We should get her on right now.
She joins us on the phone right now from Australia.
Hello, Mum.
Howdy.
How are you?
How you going?
Mum?
Yes, Brianna? Have you heard the latest update on Chasing Tatum?
No, I haven't because I've been out doing stuff. Mum? Yeah, what's going on? You know that we've
been in LA doing everything we can to meet up with Channing Tatum, who follows me on
Instagram. Yes, Brianna. Mum? Oh me? Oh, this better not be a clear.
No, it's a joke.
He's not here.
Oh, Brianna, I fair dinkum thought that was going to be for real for once.
So did we.
Oh, Jesus, guys.
No one.
Oh, honestly, I really thought that you guys could do it.
So, again, so did we.
So did Samsung.
So did Air New Zealand.
We all thought...
So did the Zidium Corporation of New Zealand.
Mum, we're absolutely gutted.
I will never watch another Jonah Hill movie again.
Are you angry at him too?
Yeah, Jonah Hill, you got it right.
I'll tell you, I really liked him, but I don't anymore.
Come on.
He didn't talk to the two most talented people outside of America.
Well, she's biased.
She's biased.
If you missed it.
Outside of America, though.
We met Jonah Hill.
There's a caveat. And he told us to go you missed it. Outside of America, though. We met Jonah Hill. There's a caveat.
And he told us to go away.
Mum, update for you, though.
I messaged Channing on Instagram.
Again.
He saw it, but he didn't reply.
Oh, Brianna.
I feel so sorry for you.
You know how much we wanted to bring it home for the people
and I just feel a bit disappointed.
I thought I'd give you the update.
We're a bit gutted at the moment.
We're a bit deflated.
Oh, look.
Now, you guys, you put in the very best effort.
I mean, you've put in absolutely enough for the whole team.
You know, going to all those wonderful places over there.
Someone had to do it.
You guys did it.
Very proud of you.
You remind me a lot of my mum,
and I know that she's fiercely defensive of me and all of her children.
If Channing Tatum is listening right now,
and you've got to remember that he saw Bree's message
and he chose not to reply. What would you say to him, Mum? Yeah, what's your message for Channing Tatum, listening right now. And you've got to remember that he saw Bree's message and he chose not to reply.
What would you say to him, Mum?
Yeah, what's your message for Channing Tatum, Mumadai?
Well, I was going to accept him in as one of the children,
but now he's off the bucket list.
Well, that's interesting, Mum.
He's off the Christmas list.
He's off everything.
You can tell him yourself because he's right here.
Channing, welcome.
No.
Oh, Brianna.
Oh, Brianna.
I think you're off the bucket list as well.
Oh.
Someone get the hard stuff.
I was feeling like shit, but I feel better now.
Thanks, mum.
Bye, mum.
Love you.
See you, mum.
I love you guys. I miss you.
It'll happen.
Have you got a couple of hours still left?
Yeah. Oh, you wouldn't believe
he's just walked in.
Let her go. Free and Clint
ZM.