ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 10th 2020

Episode Date: November 10, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Did you want to talk about your, I'm not going to say it, do you want to talk about your... Oh, my teeth. Yeah. Yeah. They look very good. Do you reckon? Can I say it? Yeah.

Bree's had her teeth whitened. It's not the first time I've had my teeth whitened. Yeah. I had them whitened about five years ago. What's the occasion? When someone gets their teeth whitened, I'm like, oh, what have you got coming up? No occasion. I just got offered it and to be honest, I thought, oh, it's been five years, probably due. So I got them whitened like at the dentist,

like an in-chair whitening, which you can do. And then I also got take-home kits because I've already got the moulds for my teeth. How many shades did you go for? I didn't. You don't choose? I didn't choose. Don't you go, take me up three shades, Captain, or something like that?

No, I didn't. Because all I said to him was, I want to go like a natural shade. I don't want to go like a veneer shade, which he said a lot of people asked for. Is that like glowing white? A veneer shade, which he said a lot of people ask for. Is that like glowing white? A veneer? Yeah. Well, veneers are fake teeth, so they're like, yeah, like glistening.

Yeah, right. Yeah, like ridiculous. There's logic in doing that, going that white, because they're only going to get less white. So you go, yeah, it'll be awkward for a couple of days. But then they look like fake teeth for like a year. Yeah. It's not a couple of days that it lasts for.

Yeah. It's like Ross from Friends when he whitened his teeth. And he went, yeah, whiten them all the way. Yeah, true. But I was saying to Cleo. You should get a spray tan as well. Oh, my God. Imagine how white your teeth would look if you got a spray tan too.

It already makes me look more tan with white teeth. Yeah. It actually does make you look more tan. But I was saying to you, you can have quite a lot of pain when you get your teeth whitened. I had so much pain in my teeth last night. Can't be good. Oh, so painful.

It's pretty normal when you whiten your teeth. Yeah, right. A lot of people get teeth pain. No pain, no gain. Beauty is pain. To be honest, the last time I got it done, I had pain that day and that night, and then I was fine. Yeah.

Like, it's not like it lasts weeks and weeks. Like, I'm fine today. Yeah, right. But, oh, my God, it was so bad last night. I felt like someone had punched me in the mouth. We've all had cosmetic procedures. I have had a haircut, which you haven't commented on, by the way. I didn't notice, to be honest.

Oh, disgusting. Do you know how to know I've had a haircut? How? I'm not wearing a honest. Oh, disgusting. Do you know how to know I've had a haircut? How? I'm not wearing a hat. Oh, good tip. So I won't wear a hat for three days, and then I'll be back to wearing a hat. Because I'll get sick of either having to wash and dry my hair, or it'll grow out of it.

I hate this haircut. I really don't feel sorry for you when it comes to getting ready in the morning. Yeah, but I have to have a haircut every four weeks. Oh, you poor thing. Grow it out. Put it in a man bun. I'd love to getting ready in the morning. Yeah, but I have to have a haircut every four weeks. Oh, you poor thing. Grow it out. Put it in a man bun. I'd love to see you in a man bun. You should meet my hairdresser, by the way.

Why? Hot Italian guy. Really? Yeah. Maybe we're related. And if he's listening, I don't mind saying that. Victor, you're hot. Hot dude.

Yeah. Hey, speaking of cosmetic procedures, my mum asked me yesterday, what do you want for Christmas? Tell me. Tell me. It's actually so cute how stressed my mum gets me um yesterday what do you want for christmas tell me tell me it's actually so cute how stressed my mum gets about christmas and because i can't see my family this christmas my mum's even more like i need to do something special for you i need to get your presents

organized early yeah so which i need to organize their presents as well but i don't know i was like i don't know what i want so then she's like you need to tell me now and i was like good can you buy me botox for christmas then and did she say yes she goes is that what you want and i was like yes it's a treat for myself and she goes okay you've been talking about getting botox for years years literally i've never done it and i think i'm just gonna treat myself and if i don't like it then i don't have to you get it again kardashian butt lift no it's nothing it's not fillers so i'm not no no i'm just i'm saying what else what else can we get done like if we're putting the car in the shop let's get everything no no i don't want everything you want a spoiler no definitely not i definitely don't want lip fillers i feel like

my lips are already big enough i've never seen lip fillers in new zealand and gone man they nailed those i've seen people that have got really good really well to be honest you probably wouldn't My lips are already big enough. I've never seen lip fillers in New Zealand and gone, man, they nailed those. I've seen people that have got really good ones. Really? Well, to be honest, I wouldn't know. But to be honest, you probably wouldn't know. No, yeah, good point. Yeah, because you wouldn't look at them and go, oh, they've had lip fillers. Yeah.

Yeah. But the scary part about that is you're putting stuff that doesn't dissolve into your body. Is it not just like saline solution? Fillers is an actual like... Are they meant to be permanent? It's permanent. Is it? Once it goes into your lips.

Well, it's not permanent because you can get a syringe to go back into your lip. And suck it back out. And suck it back out. But it's very painful. She's a slippery slope, everybody. It is a slippery slope. And the message from this show is you're beautiful just the way you are. But if you're not happy...

Oh, you mean if you're not beautiful. No, but if you're not happy and you want a bit of stuff done. We've got five seconds. Deliver the message. Then go for it. And also, good tip, ask your mum for Botox this Christmas. There you go. It's a great gift idea.

Enjoy the podcast. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

Hi everybody. Welcome to the show. It's three o'clock, or as Brie likes to call it, breakfast time. Yep, I'm still up. Another bowl of Nutri-Grain. I told you I'm starting to break the stigma around when you can eat cereal. Right. You should be able to eat it any time of the day.

And this is a cause you're passionate about. It is. Yeah. It actually really is. Right. Because I mean, why put it in a pigeonhole where you can only have it at these certain times of the morning? Would you have a burger for breakfast?

Absolutely. I think we should break the entire stigma. How good is cold pizza for breakfast? It's the best. Would you have a glass of wine with breakfast? Yep, why not? Why not? Let's break all the stigmas.

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Next, though, we're going to ask you the question, what's that smell? Yeah, I was going to say you did smell a bit whiffy. No, not me. No, it's not about me. Okay? It's about- You need to put on some links. No, it's not about me.

Links Africa. It's about former President Donald Trump. It feels good to say. Former President Donald J. Trump. No, he hasn't been seated yet. True. He's going to get it reversed. Yeah, I forgot.

I forgot the whole thing's rigged. We'll answer the question what was the smell with Donald and then we want to ask you what's that smell? What's that? Who farted? What's that smell?

Clint again. Turn up to Shawn Mendes. ZM. If I'm being... Brian Clint. It is Monday in the United States at the moment and everyone's waiting for Donald Trump to pop out of his little hidey hole and just be like, hey guys.

Yeah, but he's golfing. Is he still golfing? He's been golfing for three days. I'm pretty sure he's golfed two days in a row. Jesus. There are reports coming out of the White House that staffers in the building have begun to light scented candles around the building

to ease the tension and also to account for the horrific smell of fast food that is currently in the White House. Because Trump's there and his team of advisors who are going, nah, bro bro you got this you're good man. You're sweet. Do you want a quarter pounder

or do you want a zinger burger? His favourite food unashamedly is fast food. He loves it. And he's been described by doctors as a medical miracle because that's almost exclusively what he eats and yet he's fine. You know his hair's made entirely of grease? No crap he came out and said his fine. You know his hair's made entirely of grease? No crap.

He came out and said his cure for baldness was McDonald's French fries. Yeah, I remember, yeah. He's like, it's great. And if it works, well, good on him. Great ad, yeah. But yeah, there are reports because the whole thing is starting to leak now. They know he's going. So no one's loyal to the campaign anymore.

And there are reports coming out that they are having to light scented candles to cover up the smell of fast food. And you know what that smell is. I mean, yeah, I do know what the smell is. It smells great as soon as you get it home. And then after you've eaten it, you're kind of like, oh, okay, I'm a bit over it. Which always makes me wonder,

what do Uber Eats drivers' cars smell like? It'd be food all the time. It's like a pizza driver's car. Yeah delivery driver but does it smell good they say no because it goes kind of a bit stale my friend who was a pizza delivery driver he said uh he was a pizza delivery driver for about i think a year and he said until he sold his car five years later he never got the smell out really it stays like smoking yeah well. It's like smoking. Yeah, well correct me if I'm wrong, I've never been a delivery driver, but 9696, yeah,

do you ever get the smell out if you deliver pizzas? I'm pretty sure it doesn't. You almost should start smoking in those cars to cover up the smell. Because then it just meshes together. Yeah, but at least you can explain cigarette smell. Someone's like, why does it smell like cheese in here? I'd rather that. Would you? Yeah. Yeah, here? I'd rather that. Would you?

Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'd take anything over that. Remember that time you had a rotten avocado in the boot of your car? Let's not talk about that. It went liquid. It was in there for like two months because it rolled out of your grocery bag. It smelled like a different kind of world was growing in the back of my car.

You had one of those situations where, and I've been in this situation too, you can't find the smell. Yeah, I could not. You can't find the smell. Yeah, I could not. You can't find the smell. And you're lucky because you found the smell. I've had situations in cars before where I never found the smell. And eventually the smell went away. Probably a dead possum in your undercarriage.

Possum, oh. Like up in the car or something. Don't say in my undercarriage. In your undercarriage. Please don't say there's a bad smell coming from my undercarriage. No, there sometimes is. Yeah. Remember that time we went on a walk to the Mount?

Yeah. And there was a bad smell coming from your undercarriage. Well, that's factually incorrect. Also, if you're getting that close to my undercarriage, after a hike to the Mount, you get what you deserve. It was an incline, so I was obviously behind. We want to... Shut up.

That's such a lie. We want to ask you this afternoon, what was the smell? What was the mystery smell that you were unable to isolate? Might have been in your car, might have been in your flat. Yeah, like mine was an avocado. You couldn't even tell it was an avocado, though. No, not by the end of it. By the time we found it.

No. Maybe it was coming from a flatmate's bedroom, and it wasn't until they moved out you found it. Maybe it was in the roof. Maybe it was in the roof. I pulled a dead rat out of a roof before. Dead rat, dead cat, dead possum, dead bird. Let's hope it's not a dead cat.

It could be. Let's hope not. Have you seen Fluffy? No, I haven't seen her. Two years later the family move out. Found her. Found her. She was dead in the roof the whole time.

0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696 what did the smell turn out to be? That's what we want to know this afternoon. And for this one the worse the better to be honest. Yeah. What have you got?

Reports out of the White House is that it stinks in there at the moment. Trump's just ordering up fast food. He's binging. He's comforting. I thought he didn't live there, though. He's there at the moment. Right.

He still has to work from there. Gotcha. I think he tried to relocate the Oval Office to... His Trump Tower. To Trump Tower or Trump Casino or Trump Day Spa or whatever it is. I just realised, you know what Trump is? He's like that character from Back to the Future. Griff.

Biff. Biff. Biff. Griff. The bully. Yeah. Yeah, the one who gets the car of Wasserman you were tipped on of. You know when he becomes real rich in an alternate, like, timeframe?

I mean, spoiler alert, don't ruin Back to the Future for people who haven't seen it. Well, you should have already seen it. Go back to the past. You wanted to know, do fast food delivery drivers' cars smell bad? No, I said that's what my friend said. We have Joel of All Trades, fill-in producer Joel. He just came in before and said he's a pizza delivery guy. So does it smell, Joel?

It does, yeah. It smells just like, I don't know, maybe like a pepperoni pizza, like sausage. That's not that bad, is it? Yeah, but then it like sticks to your clothes and like the seats get mouldy, the windows steam up all the time. What do you say to like people you're bringing on a date or whatever?

What do you tell them? Luckily, that's not too much of a worry for me. Well, you're going to have to think about that in the future, mate. Yeah. The line is, sorry about the sausage smell. You're like, oh, I had pizza for lunch. Taylor, we're asking people in the future, mate. The line is, sorry about the sausage smell. You're like, I had pizza for lunch. Taylor, we're asking people what the

mystery smell was. Welcome to the show. What was your mystery smell? We found a two-month-old dog meat roll in my cousin's boot. It was open. Maggots and everything through it. How did the maggots even get there?

How does the fly get in there to lay the eggs? I don't understand. It was kind of like in between all her gym clothes and everything. So God knows what's in there. Oh, that is horrific. But at the same time, once you got it out, how good would you feel? It's like we've talked about before. Like if you had a piece of Lego stuck in your nose.

Once you get it out. Stick around, doesn't it? Yeah, the smell wouldn't have left. Andrew, hi. How are you going? Good, man. What was your secret smell? My secret smell was roasting pumpkin on my dryer.

What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, we left the pumpkin on a dryer. Yeah. And then over time, over time, it just keeps deteriorating. And then, yeah, it starts to stink, absolutely stink. So it was rotting pumpkin on a dryer, not roasting pumpkin. Well, rotting then.

Rotting, roasting. Yeah. Right. So at what point did you think, Andrew, oh, I better move that pumpkin? Oh, when I moved the dryer out and then I just saw it dripping down the bottom of it. Oh. And then once you got rid of it, it just kept on doing it because it was like actually in the motor. So you were planning on removing the dryer before you were planning on removing the pumpkin.

Yeah, well, I thought there's something behind there. It's like pumpkin looked perfectly fine. Oh, that's because you couldn't see the back of it. Good one, Andrew. Alana, finally. Hi. Hi, Alana. Hi.

What was your secret smell? It was a dead rabbit and two dead birds that my cat has started collecting underneath my bed. Under your bed? Yep. Oh. Yeah. This happened all the time in my family, Alana. Our cats would catch blue-tongued lizards,

and I don't know if Kiwis have seen them before, but they're these big, fat lizards. Yeah. And then they would drag the guts all through the house and leave it in places. You know how dogs also, like, leave stuff in places so they can find it later? Yeah.

Not good. Yeah, right. That's horrific. Did you have to get rid of your carpet, Alana? Well, my parents did, yes. Not my problem. I was young. And did you find the cat and congratulate it?

I did. I thought it was a pretty neat collection, to be honest. Good effort from the cat. Built to hunt. So on the down low, give the cat a high five when your parents aren't looking. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio This is The latest

Live from LA With Dean McCarthy Dean The Masked Singer It's one of the biggest Global shows Around the world Aussie's got one

The States have got one I'm pretty sure The UK's got it But New Zealand's Getting its own version New Zealand is getting Its own version Now to everyone is getting its own version. Now, to everyone, if you are not familiar with the show,

let me just say a little bit about it. There are obviously a judging panel. It'll be made up by some famous Kiwis. And out from the ashes, out from behind the curtains, comes a celebrity singer with a huge outfit on. It's so extravagant and over the top, big mask. And they sing every week. And the judges have to guess who is the masked singer.

And it's usually very well known. They can be international celebrities. They can be local Kiwi stars. It's really, really entertaining. It's a really good show. It's just visually appealing, and I think that New Zealand is going to love it. So brace yourselves. It's coming to your TVs, Kiwis.

Is it a different singer every episode? No, so there's singers that will start from the start and then will go a number of weeks and you have to guess throughout it and then there's an actual winner of who is the best singer at the end. Yeah, right. Interesting. I'm wondering how that will go in New Zealand because I think we've got five singers.

There's more than that. How is it? There's Lorde. Stan Walker. They don't all have to be singers. They're not... Who is it? There's Lorde. Dan Walker. Dan Walker. They don't all have to be singers. Dave, oh. They're not all singers. A lot of them aren't singers, to be honest. So it could be some people from Shortland Street as well.

Yes. Oh, all right. It absolutely can be. Well, that takes our numbers up to like 15. We're good. We're good to go. 2021 for that show, is it, Dean? The Masked Singer NZ?

Yes. Yeah, I'm excited for you. You're going to love it. It's a really fun play on the reality show. You'll enjoy it. I wonder if there's any rumours of who's going to be the judging panel.

Stan Walker. He'll be contestant and judge. Oh, yeah, he could do both. That's the latest brought to you by Cookie Time. Celebrating 35 years of Christmas cookies.

You can book a seller now at christmascookies.co.nz. Brianne Clint. How prematurely did they propose this afternoon that's what we're asking Be prepared

for a spoiler alert here for season 16 of The Bachelorette USA Have they had done 16 seasons? And if that's your jam I am about to and you haven't seen it yet

Oh yeah so don't listen if you are watching But at the same time who's watching? There'd be people watching Okay well that's my job done. I'm about to reveal what happens on season 16 of The Bachelorette USA.

Chris Harrison is one of the contestants. He's a bachelor. It's a series of The Bachelorette. Wait. So she's the... So it's not The Bachelor, it's The Bachelorette. Yeah, she's the... Oh, did I say Bachelor?

Yeah. Oh, God. We've got our own version, Clint. Yeah, you do too. This is your one. This is The Bachelorette. Yeah, she's the Oh, did I say bachelor? Yeah. Oh, God. We've got our own version, Clint. Yeah, you do too. This is your one. This is the bachelorette. The bachelorette. Okay. So Chris Harrison is a contestant. Gotcha. He's one of the guys who's questing for love. He

has dropped a knee and proposed to Claire Crawley who is the bachelorette on episode four. Episode four? Yeah. So episode one is basically... I didn't know that was allowed. No, neither did I.

And it's never happened before. Episode one, they just get out of the car and do the awkward hellos. What are you doing, mate? By episode four, like, have they even... Have they even been on a single date yet?

Probably not. Or maybe. I don't know. Have a listen to this. This is what went down on season 16 of The Bachelorette in the States. I'm going to do it. You're doing it.

Claire, will you marry me? Yes. She said yes. She said yes. She's four episodes in and she's like, this is the guy. Was this done at the rose ceremony? No, no. It was just, I think it might have been on a solo date of theirs.

Anyway, either way, she said yes. The producers have said, what about all these other guys? And she goes, no, this is the guy for me. I'm keen. We're going. We're getting married. And they've had to do an emergency replacement bachelorette. They've had to go and get a new bachelorette.

Is this a stitch up? No, it's real. They've done interviews with the couple, E! News have done interviews with the couple afterwards. They've sent cameras around to their house.

They're still together. It's legit. It's real. How much booze do they give them on their show? Well, I don't know. They've sobered up

and they're still together. So these guys... For now. Yeah, well, that's another point altogether. These guys have had one or two dates. Four episodes. And then they've dropped a knee.

Yeah, four episodes. I know the saying, and I really do love the saying, when you know, you know. I think it's really romantic. I kind of believe in it. But not after four episodes on a reality show. Well, with this show, he's not going anywhere. She could have been like, this is the guy.

Let me, you know... But let me sample all the other guys here first. Also build a chemistry with him. Actually no, no she couldn't. He didn't give her the chance. He was like, I gotta get in here. I gotta sort this out. I'm gonna propose to her. That's like giving someone a box

of chocolates and then one of the chocolates proposing saying, you can only eat me but you can have me forever. Yeah. But you can't taste any of the others. All these other chocolates might be good. I promise you I'm the best.

That's selfish. I want to try all of them. Yeah. You never get a box of chocolates and not try all of them before you rest on which one is the best. Is there something romantic, though, about it? Is there something romantic about the idea of going, I already know that I love you forever.

Nah. I want to propose to you. I'm running. See ya. It happened a lot back in the day. Like in our grandparents' time, they'd go on one dance and he'd be like, I'm going to war tomorrow. Will you marry me?

Yeah, they're going to war. That's very different. This guy's going back to his accounting job. Well, she didn't have to say yes. She obviously found it romantic. Oh, no, I'm saying both of them. I don't know what's going on. Yeah. We want to ask you guys this afternoon, how

soon did they propose? Did you say yes? Did you say yes? You might have said no as well. You might have gone, oh my god, stage five clinger. Yeah, they might have been like, see ya. We've been on two Tinder dates and you're proposing to me? Or, you guys went on one date and then he proposed or she proposed and you were like,

yeah, this is actually, you know what, let's take a risk. Has this happened to any of your friends and you've thought, oh, that's a bit soon? No, but it happened to these people I knew in the 90s, Dharma and Greg. Oh, yeah, I knew them too. They lived in that apartment. Yeah, right? Yeah, weird couple. Was that the baseline of that show?

Was that the plot? Yeah, they got married straight away. That's right. And the show was them figuring each other out. Was it her or him that came from a really rich family? He was uptight and she was... And she was like really spiritual. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that was an interesting show. That was the dynamic. Oh, 800 dials at M. How soon did they propose? Is what we want to know this afternoon. Whether you said yes or no. You can also text us on 9696. Brie and Clint.

Very premature proposal Has gone down On the Bachelorette US Which I mistakenly said Was made by the host That would be weird Wouldn't it

If the host had proposed When you said it I was like I swear I know That name Chris Harrison Chris Harrison is the host Of the Bachelor

And Bachelorette US And has been I think since it began Sorry you pointed that out I did the Double check my facts You're right. The guy's name is Dale Moss.

Gotcha. He's the contestant. I've also had a very angry message from TVNZ's Maddie McLean saying Dale is the contestant, Chris is the host. I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed in you. He also said a bit of insight because he's deep in the season. He said Claire, the one who got proposed to, is a stage five clinger

and Dale is an idiot. So maybe they'll make – Maddie, I love how Maddie says it how it is. Totally. He said that in a private message, so I hope that was meant to go out to the world. Either way, we're asking you this afternoon, how soon did they propose?

Have you had a premature proposal? And maybe it worked for you Hey Stacey Hiya Yep it was me And I got proposed to after three weeks Three weeks Stacey you must be an absolute catch

What can I say? Did you say yes or no? I said At that point I said no Yep And then he convinced me to actually get engaged And not get married at that point. Because we were only 17.

Stacey. 17. You didn't do it, did you? Yeah, we've been together for 24 years. Whoa. Well, I'll eat my own words. Congrats. That's amazing.

Hey, well done. But I mean, bit keen, I was 17, isn't it? Yeah, bit keen, I'd be though. Well, I'm really good though. You are really good, yeah. I like how Stacey's turned it around and she's like, look, is he just keen or am I just the best? Were you 17 as well?

You were both 17? We were both 17, yeah. Any 17-year-olds listening to this, don't take Stacey's advice. No, don't. I've got three kids and I've said to my kids, you don't think you're going to meet that person at 17 and spend the rest of your life. That's not the norm.

Do as I say, not as I do. Stacey says to her kids, wait at least six weeks. Yes, at least. At least, yeah. Jeshuan. Hey, Jeshuan. Jeshuan. Hey.

How are you doing? Good. Was it you that proposed early? No, it was my dad. Your dad's a premature proposer. Yeah, so he proposed a week into knowing her. A week? Into knowing your mum, so obviously worked out.

Yep, yep, worked out and 13 kids later. Wait, so... Wait, what? 13 kids? Yes. Yeah, well, they didn't waste any time, you know, dating and stuff. They just got engaged straight away, so they've got heaps of time. Yeah.

Yeah, mum was 19, dad was 20. Wow. Wow, he's a man who knows what he wants. So did your mum say yes straight away? Yes. Yep, yes, straight away, and I think it was a six-month engagement. Did your mum get pregnant straight away? Yes.

She's been pregnant for about 30 years. Bloody good, Jeshua. Thank you. Your poor mother. Finally, Rachel. She's been pregnant for about 30 years. Bloody good, Jeshua. Thank you. Your poor mother. Finally, Rachel. She deserves a raise. Hi. Afternoon.

Welcome to the show. Who got a premature proposal? My older sister. Never been on a date in her life. First guy we asked her out. Second date. First kiss. She asked him to marry her.

No. She asked? Rachel. Girls are loved to ask. No, I know. But she had never been on a date, first kiss, she asked him to marry her. No. She asked? Rachel. Girls in love to ask. No, I know. But she had never been on a date and this was her first kiss. And she's like, this is as good as it gets. Maybe she thought, yeah, this is the best.

Far out. 25 years later, they still adore each other. Oh, they are married. Okay. These are all happy endings. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't get any messages from people who were like,

oh, we didn't get any calls. We did get some messages. We didn't get any calls from people who were like, this weirdo asked me to marry him on Tinder on the first conversation. Well, congrats to them, Rachel. That's very, very. That's awesome. I'm glad it worked out.

There's one on here that says their sister apparently went on an internet date. Like they met on the internet. She went on the date. Yeah. Then they didn't hear from her for a couple of weeks really. And then she came back. She was engaged. Six months later they got married.

And then four years later they're divorced. Yeah. See, there's the flip side of the coin. But I mean. But it does work out. It can work out. It can work out. You never know.

You never know. You never know. Love will find a way. Remember Gwyneth Paltrow? Yeah, I remember her. She was a pretty big deal. She's in that song with Huey Lewis, Cruisin'. Do you remember Shallow Hal? Yeah.

It's a great film with Jack Black and Gwyneth. Does Shallow Hal hold up as a film? You know how we look back at things from the 2000s and we're like, that's problematic now. I think it does. I think the premise of the movie was that beauty is on the inside. Right. Yeah.

Right, so it does. And if we all sold people for the beauty that they have on the inside, then that's what we should look at it as. But what about that scene where Gwyneth Paltrow's sitting in the chair at the cafe and then all the legs fold out Paltrow is sitting in the chair at the cafe and then all the legs fold out and she ends up sitting on the floor because she's so heavy. Yeah, she's a bigger lady. Yeah, right.

That's the point. But she has a beautiful personality and heart. Yeah, right. And that's why he sees her as Gwyneth Paltrow. True. Okay. Well, I'm glad you remember Gwyneth Paltrow because she's back with another amazing product to purchase. Now, you'll know that this year,

Gwyneth has provided us with the... Vagina candle. This candle smells like my vagina candle. And then last week, we talked about the $88,000, this bed smells like my vagina bed. No, that wasn't it. It was just an $85,000 bed. Oh, does not everything smell...

Didn't have a name. Not everything smells like her. No, no, no... Didn't have a name. Not everything smells like... No, no, no. All right. Didn't have a name. All right. Let me just check this next one before I say it then.

Okay, no, yeah, I've got it. Yeah. Gwyneth has now bought out a lamp made out of a loaf of bread for $300. This is real. This is on the Goop website for sale right now.

It's called the... It's a loaf of sourdough. That's not real. It is real. It's not real bread. It's real bread. That's going to go off. The batard bread lamp is made from bread, flour, cake, bread flour, cake flour, salt, yeast,

baked into, oh sorry, excuse me, it's a baguette. It's not a sourdough. Baked into a baguette and then dipped in resin to stop it from decomposing. That's awesome. I love it. It's got a cord to plug into the wall and it even has a dimmer switch for when you want to set the mood on your bread lamp. Guys, if you haven't got my Christmas present yet, that's what I want.

You want a bread lamp? I want that. You want a bread lamp? That's what I want. I was bringing this to the table because it's a stupid idea. No, it's awesome. You want this in your house? Who doesn't want a lamp that's That's what I want. I was bringing this to the table because it's a stupid idea. No, it's awesome. You want this in your house? Who doesn't want a lamp that's made out of real bread?

All right, what if Ben and I make you one? It's even better because then it's the thought. Then it's got genuine thought in it. No, I don't like the idea behind that. Then it's not classy. What if Ben and I go to Baker's Delight and buy a loaf of bread and we hollow out the middle? We can even eat the middle of it or feed it to the

ducks and then just put it over a Kmart lamp. $300. We'll save $300. No, but then it'll decompose because you won't have put it in resin. We'll dip it in resin. Like the fancy Gwyneth Paltrow one. We'll dip it in resin. Ben, can you Google what resin is? And we'll just dip it in resin. Oh my god. And I went...

Look how good hers looks. Can you guarantee it'll look that good? Hers doesn't look that good. It looks like a glowing loaf of bread. It looks awesome. Who doesn't want a glowing loaf of bread? Right. Well, there's a...

Okay, I'm happy to buy... If you want a Gwyneth... I want one of those. ...for Christmas, I can get you a Gwyneth. Just make sure that it's the loaf of bread lamp that you want. Because there's a couple other things on the website you could have. Okay, what else is there? There's a Ouija...

Tempt me. There's a Ouija board. No way. I hate Ouija boards. Gwyneth Paltrow on her group website is selling a Ouija board for $3,000. Or this one might tempt you.

Still want the bread lamp. A $45 roll of toilet paper. Why? What's good about it? What's good about any of the stuff that she sells? Because it's a lamp that's made out of real bread. Okay, last chance. Do you want the lamp or do you want $45 toilet paper? Why is the toilet paper $45? I don't know.

Because it's on Gwyneth Paltrow's website. Is it like 17 ply or something? I think it's called This Toilet Paper Smells Like My Vagina. No, it's not. I mean, we are a radio station and we do love chats about the music charts. Yes. Quite interesting to see.

Governs our life. You know, recently the song by Stevie Nicks and her band re-entered the charts. Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac. Sorry, I forgot their name for a second. Stevie Nicks and the other guys. Yeah, their band. Well, she's the main one let's be real um not true she's the singer um anyway that re-entered the charts because of tiktok and now it's interesting to see that because of the u.s election and the results of the election there's some old songs that are now entering the top 100. Right. So, like they're coming back.

Old songs? Old songs. Why? Well, they kind of have a bit of relevance. Yeah. Considering Donald Trump is out and Biden is in. Yeah. I'll show you and then you'll understand.

The first song, this song was released back in the year 2000, but it has now entered the top 100 music charts for the first time in like 20 years. And it's this song. Makes sense. A lot of people pumping this song by NSYNC. Yeah, right. Saying

bye bye bye. Yeah, make a good TikTok track That's at the moment, wouldn't it? Yeah, to Trump There's also another song That was released in 2009 And they're saying that It's charting in the top 100

I think it's charting Even nearly in the top 50 Wow But this has entered back into the charts This was one of the best top 50. Wow. But this has entered back into the charts. This was one of the best mashup videos I saw when the result came in. They used that clip where Joe Biden is holding his phone up to the microphone.

What song does he originally play? Despacito. Oh, right. It was Daddy Yankee, I think, is there. Are you introduced to introduce them maybe? Yeah, those two songs, NSYNC, Bye Bye Bye, and Miley Cyrus Party in the USA. And now apparently Miley Cyrus is saying this is going to give her

a bit of a boost in her career now. Really? Yeah, they're saying that it's doing that well. Right, it's about time Miley caught a break. Are playing it, I know, right? Anyway, because we work in radio, I messaged a few people and I do have some unreleased stats of songs that apparently will re-enter the charts because...

Oh, this is good stuff. Yeah, because of the election. This is the first one that I have insider knowledge is going to re-enter the charts Because it's what Melania is going to be singing Jojo, get out, leave Jojo, Jojo Biden could be singing it Could be, yeah This one apparently is going to absolutely boom

And it's the song by Beyonce. We're playing this when Donald Trump's in the White House. Yeah. Subtle, real subtle. Also, another song that's going to re-enter the music charts is this massive track. Not the censored version though, I imagine. No, no.

But we can't play that version on here. The full explicit, yeah. And then this is not insider knowledge. This is real. This song is actually in the charts right now, charting in the States. And it's a song by YG and Nipsey Hussle. It's this song.

Yeah. Also, no censored versions. No, no beeped version, yeah. R.I.P. Nipsey Hussle. I know. He didn't get the chance to see his dream come true. Yeah. There you go.

There we go. Good insight. We should start playing this song. Yeah, bang on. Yeah, get it on the playlist. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As at Herald's new podcast, the front page is your short, sharp daily news podcast.

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The game where we guess how many followers famous people have on Instagram. Bree's just done her signature tag on the top of her sheet. Good luck. Did you ever tag anything when you were younger? I used to do graffiti canvases and give them to my friends. Did you?

Yeah. Do you reckon any of your friends have still got their graffiti canvas hanging up? Probably not. No. You need to pick who wins the game before we play and if you can you get free mobile fuel Hi Serena

Hello guys, how's it going? Very well thank you, who are you backing in Serena? I'm all about the girls Deal code Let's do it Serena, I'll do my best Alright that means Danielle I'm playing for you Awesome Alright here we go

Producer Ben has the game. What's our theme this week, Ben? Your theme, because we're doing the return of Friday Oki Live in Tauranga this Friday, your theme is karaoke artists. So there's big songs, there's big artists

that sing the big karaoke songs. Okay. That you're probably going to hear this Friday night. Perfect. Miss Cheese in Tauranga. All right, let's do it. So your first person is Ebba.

Ebba? How many Instagram followers does the band officially have? I wouldn't have thought Ebba had Instagram. Is that a hint? How many? Oh. Wait. No, it's not a hint.

Can't be a trick question. No, they have Instagram. Because it'd be a very short game if you're just asking us. They don't have it. My mum loves Ebba and my mum's got Instagram. So it'd be a very short game if you're just asking us. They don't have it. My mum loves ABBA and my mum's got Instagram. So actually, let's go for it. For ABBA, Clint, you put $300,000.

Brie, you put $1.1 million. They have $297,000. Is that it? Point to Clint. What are they? Well, you say is that it, but what are they uploading? Cool stuff. I guess lots of throwback... Stuff about the new movie.

I guess they do lots of throwback Thursdays as well. Yeah, that's a good point. All right, next one. Your next person is The Spice Girls. The band. Oh. How many Instagram followers? They'll be booming.

They still got news they're doing tours. Yeah. How many Instagram followers? For The Spice Girls, Clint, you put 3 million. Brie, you put 4.2 million. They have 630,000 Instagram followers. Is that it? Is that it?

That's it. They haven't cracked a million. No, not yet. Can you imagine how big each of those girls would have been on Instagram if they had been the Spice Girls in the age of Instagram? Massive. Huge. Yeah.

Your next person is Whitney Houston. I actually follow Whitney Houston. Do you? But I can't remember how many followers she's got. Is someone still updating her account? Yeah, someone's running it.

Yeah, right. It's like her official one. It's Kygo. They do post about those remixes, yeah. Do they? Yeah. What's Whitney got? So Whitney Houston.

Clint, you've put 2.5 million. Brie, you've put 9 million. Whitney Houston only has 522,000 Instagram followers. So not a single of these artists in the Instafame Games today have more than a million. Have more than a million, no. None of theame Games today have more than a million. More than a million, no. None of the karaoke artists have got more than a million. What was the last thing Whitney Houston posted? She posted, it was a video of her singing at the Palace.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Throwback Thursday. Those old throwback videos. There you go. Danielle, congrats. You just won the Instafame Game. Awesome.

Thank you so much. You're welcome. We've got some free mobile fuel coming out to you. Coming your way. Thank you, guys. No worries. No worries, mate. Bree and Clint.

Are the in-laws not a fan of you? Because this story is out of England. A woman by the name of Carolyn Stanberry, she's an English socialite. You may have seen her on a reality show called Ladies of London. And she's in her 40s. She recently broke up from her husband of 17 years, a businessman. And she started dating a former professional soccer player who is 18 years younger than her.

His name is Sergio. Well, full cougar mode. Yeah. Is that 40 and 22? No, he's 26 and I think she's 44. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why do you always get me to do math?

You did it right. Did I? If it's 18 years, then that's correct. Yeah. That was a guess. Why do I always get you to do math? These are not hard numbers. No, it is hard numbers for me. So 18 years, then that's correct, yeah. That was a guess. Why do I always get you to do math? These are not hard numbers. No, it is hard numbers for me.

So 18 years difference. Anyway, they're madly in love. He decided, you know, they met in the United States earlier this year before coronavirus hit. And then he decided that when all this stuff started to happen, he up and moved his whole life to Dubai where she was living so they could live together during the pandemic. Is she Dubai rich?

I'm not. I think she's got money. I think she does have money because apparently they live a really lavish life together. They go on holidays and yacht trips and all that kind of stuff. Well, good for them. Anyway, he has copped a lot of backlash from his family. His dad has said to Sergio,

what are you doing with that crazy old woman? She just wants you for the indoor gardening in the sexy time. To which he said to his dad, I know, how good. His dad offered him a really decent amount of money and said, I will give you this amount of money if you give Caroline up. His own dad. His own dad, yes. His own dad said leave her.

So he didn't think much of Caroline, the dad, obviously. Anyway, he turned it down. He said, no, I'm in love with this woman. It's not like that. You know, we are actually in love and, you know, I don't want your money. How much money? It doesn't say, but I'm assuming it was a fair amount. Right.

If you look at the families. Yeah, right. The right answer is no amount of money could make me leave this person. Yeah. But you don't know the inner workings of a relationship. Oh, it depends, you know. And you don't know how $10 million would make you feel. $10 million is a lot.

Yeah. Hell, I mean, how much do you love them though? No, it's interesting. And I mean, they're a good looking couple. Yeah. Very cute together. But how would you feel if you were her and you heard that the in-laws, your father-in-law wanted you out and offered

money to get you out? It would make Christmas incredibly awkward for eternity going forward. It'd be terrible. It'd be awful to feel unwanted by the in-laws and like... If life wasn't already too hard, like the in-laws not liking

you makes it that much harder. Totally. You know? Totally. It is really tough when you start dating someone because, I mean, every family has their own things going on, their own stuff and their own movements, but then to fit in to that somehow, it can be quite difficult to navigate. Yeah, luckily she's a big girl.

She's 18 years older than him. She knows how to handle herself. She'll do all right. But I thought it would be quite interesting this afternoon to talk to people that have had these similar things happen in their relationships, like where you haven't got along with the in-laws. Why didn't they like you?

Imagine if someone listening right now, the in-laws tried to pay you to leave. They're like, we won't put $10,000 in your bank account tonight. And for you to get out of our son or daughter's life. Yeah, just leave and don't talk to them again. That's the deal. Oh, that would be juicy if someone said that. Have you had some issues with the in-laws?

Do they not like you? Or maybe you don't like them for some reason. Why don't the in-laws like you? What is it about you? Or is it nothing to do with you? Is it just you're dating their golden child and nothing you do could ever be good enough? It could be like multiple reasons.

It could be your background. It could be something you've done. Could be your tattoos. Could be nothing you've done. Could be your job. Yeah. Could be your sexuality. Could be your sexuality.

Could be your relationship history. Maybe you dated another one of their children once upon a time. Oh, that's awkward. Oh, 800 dials at M. Or you can text us on 9696. Yeah. Have you or have you got some drama with the in-laws? Call us now.

We'll get your calls on the air next. Bree and Clint. Do you have beef with the in-laws? Do they not like you? Do you not like them? There's a story that's come out today about a woman named Caroline Stanberry. She's an English socialite. She's in her 40s. She's stunning. She broke up with her husband of 17 years. They went separate ways. She started

dating a Real Madrid ex-football player, 18 years younger than her, Sergio. They fell in love. Sergio's dad wasn't too happy that he was dating a woman 18 years older than him. So Sergio's dad offered him a bunch of money and said, can you leave that crazy woman and I'll give you all this money. If Sergio plays for Real Madrid. Well, he doesn't anymore. He's an ex-professional.

But even if he did. Does he need the money? He would have had to offer him a buttload of cash to make it worthwhile. Anyway, he didn't take it. It's real love. Good on you, Sergio. Standing your ground. We're all proud of you, Sergio. Nice work. We asked, are your in-laws just like you? And wow, it turns

out it's incredibly common. It's a really tough thing, I think. And a lot of people don't talk about it because it is very personal, but it is a real big stress in relationships, I think. We've got some calls and most of them want to remain anonymous. That's fine, but we'll start with anonymous number one, our anonymous male. Hello. Hello, anonymous. Hello. Is it you that has a problem with the in-laws

or they have a problem with you? No, they're just a little frosty with me. Why? Why is that? I took my kids' small war target shooting and apparently they're not the greatest fans of guns. Oh, no. Oh, no.

What, just shooting targets, though? Yeah, the ones they use for the Olympics, the little small war Yeah, right Yeah, that all blew up on social media, you know They took it onto Facebook Sister-in-law blocks, yeah I think they just follow me so that they can see what we're up to now Yeah, right

And what happened? Are you still with your wife? Oh yes You guys are still together And did she back you in or was she kind of like Don't put it on social media again Oh, yes. You guys are still together. And did she back you in or was she kind of like, don't put it on social media again? Yeah, we don't tend to put things like that up there anymore, but she backs me with it.

They're your kids. Yeah, true. So long as you're not raising them to believe that 5G causes COVID, then what harm are you doing, you know? Yeah, we thought it was just a great extra sport where the kids actually had to concentrate, not just run like... I do love a bit of clay shooting. That's a bit of fun. Yeah, totally.

All right. Well, sorry to hear that, Mr. Anonymous. Thank you for calling us. Another person wants to remain anonymous. Good afternoon. Welcome to the show. Hello. Hi.

How are you? Good, thanks. Do you have a problem with your in-laws? Yes, mainly just my mother-in-law. Okay, what's the go with you and your mother-in-law? Well, ultimately, I think what comes down to it is I took her golden boy away from here. Oh, no. Classic.

Mummy's boy. Yes, he moved out of home to be with me. And then at the start of COVID I unfortunately lost my job just due to COVID and obviously he had to help me financially through that time and As you do, you support your partner

Yeah, that was just another nail in my coffin Oh no And this would be so relatable to so many people listening right now Does he understand the dynamic? Does he get the friction between you and his mum? Or is it an even bigger issue in your relationship because he's like, I wish you guys would just get along?

No, he's 100% supportive of me. And if she tries to say anything to him, he basically just shuts her down and sort of says, listen, I want to spend the rest of my life with this girl. Just get over it. Question anonymous. Does she still do, like, his laundry or anything? No, thankfully. I, yeah, fully stopped that because I sort of said, listen.

Wait, so she did originally and then you were like, no more? Yes. So he works on the family farm with her and you were like, no more. Yes, so he works on the family farm with her and he'd come home and clean some clothes all the time and I was getting a bit suspicious and I said, listen, no. You don't live at home anymore. How did you stop it?

Did you stop it by making him do his own laundry or did you take over the laundry? No, I made him come home in the farm and actually we'll do it together. He's a big boy. over the laundry. No, I made him come home in the dirty clothes and actually we'll do it together. He's a big boy. He can do his own laundry. You helped him through it. Hey, that's cool. I like that

you guys are open about it. It's awesome. There's a really interesting text on the text machine. Someone said, this story isn't about me, but it's about my mum. My mum was engaged to a guy 28 years ago. His parents hated my mum so much that they offered to pay for his university degree, give him $10,000 in cash and buy him a new car if he dumped my mum.

Whoa. He took it. He took it. That's horrible. That's sad. But if he didn't take it, you would, text out, you wouldn't exist. No. No, you wouldn't exist.

Oh, yeah, well, true, yeah. Because it was the breaking up that meant that, wow, the butterfly effect. That's rough, isn't it? Finally, Mike, what's the issue with the in-laws you've got? My in-laws don't like me because I married both of the sisters. What do you mean? You married both of their daughters. Yes, I married the youngest one first.

It didn't really work out. Then I married the older one first, it didn't really work out. Then I married the older one, had kids to her as well. You're so chill about this. And you know what? Kind of fair enough

that they don't like her. I think it's quite funny to be honest. Right, okay. Are you still with the second daughter? Yep. Do you get along

with the first daughter? Oh, nah. Not really? Do they have any other daughters that you're interested in? There, um, nah. Not really? Do they have any other daughters that you're interested in? Oh, there was a third daughter.

I could have had that one, but nah, she's really not my type. Mike! Mike's not allowed to meet her anymore. They're keeping Mike away from her at Christmas. Mike's not allowed to go to Christmas. All right, Mike. Mike, Jesus. All I get, Mike's like, yeah, marry both the daughters.

Don't really know what the problem is, to be honest. I need to get over it. Free and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's birthday banger. All right, what's going to come up today in birthday banger? Three people's birthdays.

What's number one on their 16th? Let's see what we got. Hi, Candice. Hi, Candice. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good. How are you?

Good, thank you. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 9th of November, 1988. You were 16 in 2004 on the 9th of November. And in the mid-2000s, this had a number one hit. Too money. Yeah. Subscribe. 2000, this had the number one hit. P-Money. Yeah.

Scribe, P-Money, and PNC's in there as well. Stop the music. Stop the music. What do you think, Candice? I think that's cool. I like that song. Yeah, it's a good one. Okay, wait there.

That's a good one. Let's get Tam on. Hey, Tam. Hi. How was your day, Tam?'s get Tam on. Hey, Tam. Hi. How was your day, Tam? Fucking great. I mean, sorry. Whoa.

Okay, all right. Wasn't that good? Yeah, why was it that good? It was really great. It was half a day at work and then the other half doing fun stuff with my team. Oh, well then, fair enough. I would have used the F word too. Were there drinks involved?

Not enough that I can't drive, but there were, yes. Gotcha. Gotcha, Tam. Enough that you let out an expletive on the radio. Yeah, sorry. I forgot myself. That's all right. That's all right.

That's all right. It's our job to remember. But let's do your birthday. What's your birthday, mate? 14th of May, 82. All right. You were 16 in, babe? 14th of May, 82. All right. You were 16 in 1998 on the 14th of May. And, Tam, here's your birthday back up.

It's like that, and that's the way it is. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Run DMC. Biology Camp 98. All right. That takes you back. Do you say biology camp?

Yeah, biology camp. That's the only reason we did biology was to go to the camp. Rock on, biology camp. Biology rocks. I remember going on those camps. Let's do some hands-on biology. Yes, exactly. At biology camp.

Yeah, right. That's exactly what happened at biology camp. I like Tim. Tim's great value. I'm not going to say what happened at our biology camp. Did you have biology camp? Yeah, we did those as well. And I did two sciences, so I got to go twice.

It wasn't as fun the second time. Right. Yeah. So I've already done it. Let's go, Rach. Hey, Rach. G'day, Rach. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. How are you? Good, thanks. That's very good. What's your birthday, Rach? Mine's the same year, so 5th of July, 1992. Quite close. You were 16 in 1998 also, but on the 5th of July,

let's see if you get something different. Nedley Imbruglia. Married to Well, she was married to Daniel Johns From Silverchair Australian power couple Yeah Do you like this song, Rach?

I can play it on the guitar So I do like it Can you? Oh, well see Then it obviously was big When you were growing up Yeah Natalie Imbruglia is a full 90s vibe

I love Natalie Imbruglia Yeah What's 90s vibe I love Natalie Imbruglia Yeah What's she doing? Does she end up being An expected judge or something? No I don't think she ever was I don't know what she's up to

Right Okay we've got Run DMC We've got Scribe P Money And we've got Natalie Imbruglia What's the winner? That Run DMC song Had really good vibes For a day like today

It does have good vibes I was thinking the same thing Plus it's going to get Tam or Hot and steamy thinking about biology camp for winter of 16. Tam. Yeah. No swear words, but we're about to give you some good news.

And Tam. Yes. You've got to give us a... I did. You've got to give us a Leshko. Leshko. There it is. And the winner of birthday banger.

This is Run DMC vs. Jason Nevins. Come on, everyone. Tuesday. Free and Clint. Let's go! But it's like that, and that's the way it is. People in the world, how do you make it neat? Two-time top guard, team buss up beat. I sent you out the card, you want to compete. It's like that, and that's the way it is. Thank you. And that's the way it is. War going on across the sea

Street soldiers killing the elderly Whatever happened to unity? It's like that, and that's the way it is Disillusion is the word That you call me when I'm not heard I just go through like when my glasses blur It's like that, and that's the way it is You can feel a lot in this life's plan

Like a bus out of a garbage can You know that one time he was your man Outro Music Now all the time you're crying That you're underpaid It's like that And that's the way it is You know it's like that It's like the way it is Because it's like that And that's the way it is You know it's like that It's like the way it is Because it's like that

Check this out Run, Tim, Tim, Tim, Master J Run, Tim, Tim, Tim, Master J Run, Tim, Tim, Tim, Master J Check this out. Check this out. Stop all that bad. The one that does. Success will make you glad. Stop playing, stop praying. You won't be sad. It's like that. What?

And that's the way it is. Check this out. Zed and Brian Clint Clint Tam won birthday banger With Run DMC It's like that Go Tam Go Tam Go Tam

Best music video That song Breakdancing Remember it Um What was the reality show They made about these guys Run's House

Run's House Yeah It was about Rev Run I loved that show Yeah Yeah This bitch is my recital I think it's very vague This reminds me of White Checks Run's House. Run's House, yeah. It was about Rev Run. I loved that show. Yeah. This beat is my recital.

I think it's very vital. This reminds me of White Checks. That's right. Oh, yeah. It's tricky. Here we go. It's tricky to rock around, to rock around. That's right. All time is tricky.

And also the snowboarding game from PlayStation 1. Cool Borders. Cool Borders. Yeah. Cool Borders on PlayStationorders Yeah Cool Borders on Playstation and 1080 Snowboarding was on Nintendo 64

This song was massive on Cool Borders Yeah Someone said Hey guys I'm currently under the floor of my house

doing installation which is such a crappy job but this is an absolute banger to get me through Someone goes Surely a DMC double play But this is an absolute banger to get me through. Someone going, surely a DMC double play. We've already played half of it.

Come on, let's do it. Come on, Clinch, get on board. It's already playing. Yeah, it's already playing. Oh, right. It's the Pundas and Christchurch ones. I've been at Cup Day all day. Who want this?

The Pundas and Christchurch. All right. Can we get a... Can we cut? Can we cut? Yeah. Oh, Over it. I can talk on this bit. Okay.

I want to get a Christchurch Cup Day Lesh Gold train on the radio right now. If you've been at Cup Day all day... Oh, is this real? We've already had Tam have an expletive. Oh, $800. No expletives, all right? I trust people. I don't know about it.

They've been at the Cup all day. Can we get you in on the line? Oh, $800. No expletives. All right. I trust people. I don't know about it. They've been at the cup all day. Can we get you in on the line? 0800. I'm not bragging. People nagging because they think I'm a star. Always tearing what I'm wearing. I think they're going too far. A girl named Daryl follows Daryl every gig we play.

Then she dis the and dismiss the nasty shocking chain. I ain't lying Girls be crying Cause I'm on TV They even bother My poor father Cause he's down With me It's tricky

To rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme That's right On time It's tricky How we saying Tricky Tricky

Tricky It's tricky To rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme That's right On time It's tricky Tricky On time, tricky to rock around, to rock around, that's right, all time is tricky. Hello ZM.

Let's go! Oh, come on, you need to tail it out. Good one, nice. Hello ZM. Hi. No, you've got to start with let's go. Ready? We're going to, ready?

Let's go again. Hello ZM. Let's go. That'll do ZM. Lesh Gold. That'll do. One and a half is as good as we got. I think it's very... You and I were having an interesting chat off air, which is hard to believe,

but we do have chat sometimes off air. Sometimes. But I find this really... Sometimes we just play Farmville. Yeah. I love Farmville. Really quite interesting is... Do your taste buds change as you get older?

Yeah. I think real interesting chat. They do, right? It's scientifically proven that they do. Because there's stuff that I didn't like when I was younger that now I'm like, mm-mm. What stuff did you hate when you were younger that you like now? Salmon. Oh, yeah, same.

I didn't love salmon when I was younger, but I like it now. Blue cheese. God, I love blue cheese. Red wine. Yeah, red wine's a good one. I hated mushrooms when I was younger. Mushrooms was going to be my fourth one. Yuck. Hated them.

And now they're like one of my favourite foods. You're 30? Yeah. I'm 30-ish. 34. 33. Oh, sorry, 33. Far out.

I found a list and it's done through this survey, which according to this survey, there's a list of the top 20 grown-up foods and the age at which we can appreciate them. Okay, cool. Should we take this test? I hope there's stuff that I don't like yet that I will like in the future. Like I hope my food journey is not over. Let me check the ages.

Nah, you're over the hill. All right. Okay. Oh, well, all right. Then the world is my oyster. Yeah. Yeah. Oysters.

Oysters are on here. Okay. Ready? Let's start with garlic. I've liked garlic my whole life. I did grow up in an Italian family, so. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know if there's anything in garlic when I was younger, so. Age 19, apparently you start to appreciate garlic. Is that it? Yeah, okay. Gherkins. This is quite an interesting one. This is true, yes, because you go straight away to the McDonald's cheeseburger.

You're like, get rid of the pickle. Yeah. 19. 19? Yeah, they're saying 19. Oh, one of my most hated foods, eggplant. Eggplant. You need to grow up with eggplant.

I hate aubergine. You need to grow up because you're Italian as well. It's yucky. No, it's a staple food. The texture's all mush. Yeah, but what about when you get cheese and like tomato and stuff in there? And then it's mush and cheese. No, all right, you're not there yet.

No, I'm not. You're not there yet. But it says I should be 21. Oh, yeah, you should be there. I should be 21 Oh yeah you should be there I should be there What about mussels? I love mussels You like mussels? But I didn't used to

No I was like Ooh this tastes like Licking the ocean 21 Yeah that sounds about right Oh this is Muscle mania At the Belgian beer cafe

We're doing a list of When your taste buds Appreciate certain foods Yeah Parmesan cheese I've always Was there a time When you didn't like parmesan?

Parmesan's the best. Yeah. Although it is entry level stinky cheese. It's very, very entry level. So I can see if you don't like it for a little bit. 21. You should appreciate it. Oh, here's an interesting one. Avocado. Who doesn't like avocado?

I didn't always like avocado. Really? No, it was only as I got older Yeah, right 23 they said you should start to appreciate Okay Avocado What about oysters? Love oysters now

Again, to me they're a combination of licking the ocean and sucking snot I only like oysters, Gilpatrick Yeah, so you're not there yet with oysters either It's got the bacon and the Worcestershire. Some people never get there with oysters though. Yeah. Some people will never like them, but they say 24 is the age according to this survey. Yeah.

What about blue cheese? Blue cheese. Love blue cheese. Love blue cheese. Yeah. 22, they say you should appreciate it. How old's Joel? I think he's six.

This is Joel, our fill-in producer, who's standing of Anastasia. How old are you? I'm 20 years old, yeah. Are you 20? 20, yeah. You look 11. Do you like oysters? I do like oysters, yeah.

Do you like blue cheese? I hate blue cheese. Yeah, there's the line. And how old is he? 20. 20. Yeah, 20? Yep, 20.

Ben's 20. What are you, 28? 27, yeah. 27. Okay, here we go. He hates red wine. Yeah, I don't like red wine. Yeah, a lot of people don't like red wine. No, I don't like that. Goat's cheese, yes or no, Ben? 27, yeah. 27. Okay, here we go. He hates red wine. Yeah, I don't like red wine. Yeah, a lot of people don't like red wine.

No, I don't like that. Goat's cheese, yes or no, Ben? Yes, yeah. Okay, it says 28, you should like goat's cheese. Yeah, right. What about olives? Olives? Olives, don't love olives, but I'll have them.

What, on your Subway? I'll have them if they're given to me. Or pizza? Or pizza, yeah. I like to sit there and have a jar of olives. That's crazy. That's not how people eat olives, Ben. Yeah, I know, but I'm just...

Ben's like, well, how else do you eat them? Buy the jar. I just have a little snack pop open my jar of olives. I'll have the olives, please, waiter. Listen up, my Star Wars fans. Hit it. Oh, yeah, sorry. Hit it.

Some people think that stuff just happens on radio, no? The Mandalorian Season 2 is out at the moment. You know, big stuff still happening in the Star Wars world. There's still a lot of people out there, you know, collecting things. And this is a story about a vintage Star Wars collection. So there's people over in the States, and they were left some Star Wars collectibles in this guy's will. It was their neighbour.

He left them his whole Star Wars collection. Yeah. It was sitting in his garage. Anyway, they were like, oh, cool. Thanks. Awesome. Oh, that stuff looks mean. Yeah, it's awesome.

It's all vintage Star Wars stuff, but they didn't know anything about Star Wars, right? Well, lucky they didn't buff it, yeah. Weird that he left it to them when they didn't know much about Star Wars. But anyway, beside the point, they were going to keep some stuff and then get rid of some stuff, but they decided they'd look into how much it was worth.

And it turns out the collection sold for 410,000 pounds. Jesus. That's like almost a million dollars. About 820,000, give or take. Yeah, right. Because the stuff was all still in the boxes and it was all super vintage from back in the day toys. Is it Lego?

No, it's actual Star Wars toys. It's actual toys, yeah. Like first release Star Wars toys. That's incredible, eh? I got some old GI Joes at home. That's about as close as I can get. Yeah, but have you played with them? Some of them.

I got one still in the box. Well, that one might be worth something. And I got a whole lot that my brothers snapped in half. Like if you twisted their legs around too much, the rubber band snapped off and their legs came off. I don't know if that'd be worth it. That was like... Or could I sell them individually and make more?

Actually, you wouldn't know this, but Barbies, if you pull their heads off... Yeah. If you ever pulled... And people will know this. Text me on 9696 if you know what I'm talking about. If you pulled a Barbie's head off and if you tried to jam it back on... It doesn't go. It would always look very weird.

Also, people don't know this about Barbies. If you give them a haircut yourself... It doesn't grow back. Also, people don't know this about Barbies, if you give them a haircut yourself... It doesn't grow back. No, they go up in value, is what I was going to say. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it does. Don't tell me. If you've got a vintage Barbie, like one of your mum's ones,

give it a haircut. Trust me. Trust me on this one. I gave one of my teddy bears a haircut once. Yeah. And my mum found me sitting under my bed cutting all this bear's hair off. It was completely bald.

Right. Because my mum is a hairdresser. Your mum's a hairdresser. You used to want to be like mum. Yeah. I said to her I was practising and then after I cut my own fringe she took the scissors off me.

Yeah, probably a good idea to be honest. Bree and Clint. As we said just before, some people in the States are taking the Trump loss better than others. Some are not coping too well at all. There is a televangelist called Kenneth Copeland. What's a televangelist?

Televangelists are those guys. Is that like a ventriloquist? No. No? On television. No. They're those guys. You know you turn on TV on Sunday morning and there's church on TV?

Yes. They're those guys. So they're evangelists, preachers, but they do it on television. I didn't know that that was the word for a preacher. Televangelists. They make a lot of money. And Kenneth Copeland is one of the biggest in the world. He has gone viral

with a video of him maniacally laughing at the Joe Biden result. So you've got to know about Kenneth. He's a big Trumper. He loves Donald Trump. And this video clip is the service that he was giving live on TV the day that they announced that Joe Biden was the new president-elect of the United States.

Have a listen to how he's going in this clip. Have a listen to... Actually, it'll speak for itself. Here's Kenneth. The media said what? The media said Joe Biden's president. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That right there is a 40 second laugh. Kenny needs to lay off the Adderall, I think. It's incredible that he was even managed to hold the laugh for that long.

I mean, none of it sounded real. No, it wasn't a real laugh. And all of it sounded like a man in immense pain. You know what I think happened? What? It looked to me like he got locked jaw and he got stuck in that position. Yeah. It got me thinking though, could we do a 40 second laugh? No.

Could we, could one of us do a 40 second laugh? Oh. And I thought, who's better to do this? Who's got more TV experience? You've got a better fake laugh. Like Kenneth Copeland.

Who's got a good fake laugh on you? No, you've, no, but you're the experienced television professional. So you're the better one for this. I'll rock you for it. I'll rock you for it.

Okay. One of us, there's only time left in this break for one of us to do a 40 second laugh. You ready? Okay Ready Best of one Rock, scissors, paper, show Damn it Damn it

Away you go Alright here it goes I'm going to attempt A 40 second laugh Live on the radio I'll put you back into it. After a while, it actually gets kind of funny. Yeah, you can't go laughing.

It's only halfway. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha. Ha. My mouth's getting dry. Ha, ha, ha. That's not a real laugh. Come on. I think that's the most you've ever laughed on this show.

Yeah, me too, actually. And at the same time, the least funny thing we've ever done. Zidane's Free in Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up. And at the same time, the least funny thing we've ever done.