ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 11th 2020

Episode Date: November 11, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Brie, I'm looking at your wallet at the moment, which is quite an oversized wallet anyway. Brie uses a travel wallet as a regular wallet. That's what it's called on the website. What's in it? Because it is seriously bulging. There's a lot of stuff. You look like you've got documentation in there. Yeah, it is a big wallet.

To purchase a house or something. Here's my old Medicare card from Australia. People would know what that is. Do you keep your passport in there? You a house or something. Here's my old Medicare card from Australia. People would know what that is. Do you keep your passport in there? You can get rid of that. My passport? No, definitely not. Even though it's a travel wallet. Why do you keep your Australian Medicare card in your New Zealand wallet? Just in case I need it. This is

Whitney's little vet book. Do you want a pro tip on that? Keep it in your glove box. Oh, that's a good idea. Because whenever you need it, you're going to have your car there. That's very true. Yeah. What else is in here? I've got some scripts from the doctor.

Prescriptions. Prescriptions, yeah. Why don't you go and pick up your prescription? I've got my rewards card from the Melbourne Casino. Oh, that's cool. You never know when I'll need that. This is my favorite thing to do, and I do it to myself once a month. It's just a wallet cleanse.

I do that too. And it feels so good once you clean it out. I would love to clean your wallet out. I've got like six cards left and that's it. Yeah. That's rubbish. You know 90% of those cards in there there'll be an app for. Yeah probably but I mean I'm old school. Here's some photos from

a long time ago at a radio awards. Right. What's on this post? New Zealand radio awards? No. Australia. Right. You knew you need two wallets, eh? You need a New Zealand wallet and Australian wallet.

Here's a travel card. I can definitely throw that away. A travel credit card. Check if there's any money on it first. I checked a travel card once and it had 160 US dollars on it. That's great, mate. Yeah, free money. I've got my first ever driver's license

in this wallet. Really? And I look so different. I'm ready to see it. I'd like to see it. You can have a look. I don't care. My first ever driver's license got confiscated by a police officer. Did it? Yeah, he pulled me over and he goes, pass me your license. And I was shuffling through them in my wallet. And he goes, why have you got so many

licenses? I was like, because they're my old ones. And I think it's like... And he took it. And he goes took it he goes nah mate i'll have those and he took them off me oh that's rough he said nah what are you trying to make fake ids or something i was like no i just like to keep them i've kept mine it's memories i don't even have eyebrows in them no you don't it's very weird it's quite troubling it is troubling and then in one of them i've dyed my hair black was my emo face i was about to say you just my hair black. That was my emo face. I was about to say, you've got emo hair here. That was my emo face.

You look like Amy Lee from Evanescence. Amy Lee from Evanescence lived in the outback. Wake me up inside. Wake me up. That's a good song. I can't get out. What year is this? 1989.

Well, that's when you were born. Yeah, right. Yeah. Anyway, your wallet has been troubling me all show It just It's so full It's like it's But I don't really have a handbag

So I just have everything But it's bulging Like it looks under tension Do you not have a handbag? No Not really Oh okay Here's my most hated thing in the whole world

Is these Prezi cards Why do you have them? Because I've given them as gifts Yeah I know what you mean You spend something off it And then you don't really remember how much is on it. So you'd never feel like using them because you're like, oh, what if it declines?

And I try and write how much is left on them, but I can never remember. I think there's 300 bucks on this one. Give it to me. I'll check it out. No, it's okay. Oh, let me look after it for you. Let me help you out.

I know you hate them. No, it's fine. Joel, you can take care of that, can't you? Yeah, I'll take care of it. Yeah. Joel will look after it. Joel's tech savvy. He's a Gen Z. He'll sort it out. I'll take care of it. Yeah. Joel will look after it. Joel's tech savvy. He's a Gen Z.

He'll sort it out. I'll buy some booze on there. That's a good idea. I like booze. Joel likes booze. Yeah, I like booze. I bet you like booze. What's your drink of choice?

Let me guess. Jim Beam? Nah, nah. I hate like bourbon. Or do you like the Pals? No. I had my first Pals the other day. They're amazing.

They're amazing. What colour? The watermelon one. Pink? Pink. What colour? The watermelon one. Pink? Pink. Oh, get in my belly. Pals for our international listeners are a... Mixed drink.

You call them seltzers overseas. Oh, is that a seltzer? Yeah, they're trying to make them called seltzers in New Zealand. They're trying to make seltzer a thing. Seltzer's a little bit different, aren't they? The word seltzer. It's a mixed beverage. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Okay, you can have watermelon seltzer as your drink Ben just a beer craft beer he's a craft beer I'll clear the lager off that lager yeah I'll have that Joel I'll go for a nitro

a bit of a maybe a bit younger than you guys it's like a it's kind of like Red Bull and vodka but like an RTVd form yeah joel let me yes joel let me give you some advice advice yeah from a female to you yeah no girl finds that attractive yeah drink a more sophisticated drink a beer can you mention joel on a first date two nitros please jo. I'm telling you. Nitros, yeah.

My mum's like, I hope you don't drink those. Sorry, mum. How many? How many nitros on a night out? They come in like the bottles. They're like the... They're knuckles.

Oh, they come in 1.5 litre bottles. Look at that drink. Oh, Joel. You can't see this at home. It's fluorescent red and nitro is written in like a gothic font and um it looks like engine coolant that you would put in a race car it does it actually does yeah right nothing i say for my drink now is going to compete with joel so i'll just go with um i want the green one

i'll have a alcoholic kombucha please oh they Oh, they're only ten bucks, though. Yeah, ten bucks. Seven standard drinks. I don't care if it was one dollar. Joel's done the ratios. Don't put that in your body. Remember when Joel went to bed at four o'clock on Sunday afternoon? Do you remember when that song from LMFAO

had just worn off from Friday night? LMFAO was big and I was like, I got a Red Bull and vodka up in my hand. And holy shit, everyone just was drinking Red Bull vodkas. I reckon half the Red Bull company is based off Red Bull vodkas. Yeah, Red Bull. Double Red Bull. There's only two people who drink Red Bull.

People who are drinking Red Bull vodkas and people who are doing motocross. That's it. Yeah. And parapunting. Or Nitro. Or, yeah, base jumping. People who do base jumping like it. All right, we's it. Yeah. And paraponting. Or nitro. Or, yeah, base jumping. Base jumping, yeah.

People who do base jumping like it. All right, we've got to go. See you, mate. No, we all have to go. Oh, yeah, true. Oh, yeah. So enjoy this bit of the end of the podcast. And start podcasting.

Podcast ahoy. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. Here's a question for you. Do you know your number plate off by heart? Yeah. You do? Nah, I know the first three letters. I still, after having my car here in New Zealand for three years, don't know my number plate.

Yeah, right. Your brain's only got so much room for stuff. You actually have to know your number plate quite often. Yeah, you do. Don't you? Yeah. So annoying. Every time I have to go to the one picture of my car in my phone

and find the number plate. You should set your car as your screensaver. Oh, yeah. No, then people would be like, why's your car your screensaver? Because it's a Mitzi Lancer. It's sick. Like, because I'm Tokyo Drift.

Yeah. There's an app you can get called, I think it's called Lockbox. And in there, it's got, it's password protected and you can keep

your important information like number plate, driver's license, credit card details, in case you don't have your credit card. Nudes. I've run into this problem before. If you have that on your phone, as soon as someone sees it,

even people you know, guess what is all they want to do? Look at it? Get into it. Yeah, but it's your phone. Oh, trust me. People are like, show me what's in it. What's in it? Just put it. Yeah, but it's your phone. Oh, trust me. People are like, show me what's in it. What's in it? Just put it on the last page of your phone. Hide it in one of the folders and call that folder boring stuff.

Yeah, but the big lock and safe box on the actual app. They won't see it. If there's like 15 apps in that folder, they won't see it. You really don't know how women's brains work, do you? You need to stop letting people in your phone. That's your problem. Hey, today on the show, we're playing our cookie time game. That's the way the Christmas cookie crumbles at 10 to 4.

There's $250 petrol up for grabs today, and we've got a carryover champ from yesterday. That's right, Angela. She's coming back. She's risking it all. Yeah, she's risking a $250. What was her voucher from yesterday? Westfield voucher.

Westfield voucher and her bucket of cookies for double the prize. Yeah, so stick around. If you want to play that 10 to 4, there's going to be an activator to come on and play with us. That's correct. Up next, I do love asking people that listen to this show these questions because there's been a survey done about what is the greatest sporting movie of all time. Okay.

And I don't know if I agree. Okay. I don't know. I want to get a list of poll happening, but I'll give you the results of this survey first. All right, we'll do it after Brando. This is Look Into My Eyes on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Look into my eyes. Bree and Clint. Anyone who listens to this show knows that I am a massive movie buff. You've got a whole game built around it. Yeah, it's called What's the Plot? How much are we playing for tomorrow? Seven. Six fifty, I think.

Six fifty. Six fifty, yeah. Six hundred and fifty bucks. Somewhere between that. Yeah, so if you want to give it a shot, it's just before five tomorrow. But there's an article out and it's talking about a survey they did around best sporting films of all time. Oh yeah. And I love a sporting movie. It's probably some of my favourite

films. Yep. Do you want to have a guess at some of the ones that made the top ten? Any Given Sunday. Never heard of it? No, that made the top ten? Any Given Sunday. Never heard of it? No, not in the top ten. Is that on a sports film? I don't know. What is that?

Is that a sports film? What's the one with Denzel Washington? Denzel Washington? Yeah. Oh, I suck at this game. There's quite a few. What's yours? Invictus.

Is Invictus in there? Oh, Invictus. I think that was in the top 20, but no, not in the top ten. Yeah, what's my favourite Sporting movie? Easy Space Jam Space Jam Yeah

Came in at number 7 Released in 1996 At the height of Michael Jordan's career Yeah Great film Love Space Jam Can't wait

It's got Bugs Bunny And Michael Jordan in it Can't wait for the reboot With LeBron James LeBron James It'll be awesome Because LeBron James Is a really good comedic actor. Yeah, he's pretty funny.

Trainwreck. He was in Trainwreck. Yeah, he was great. Producer Ben, what's your favourite? We'll see if it's in the top ten. I was going to say Cars, but you didn't let me. I was going to say Happy Gilmore. That is not a sporting film.

And then I thought about sporting documentaries, but I'll just go Happy Gilmore. I really enjoy Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore is one of my all-time favourite Adam Sandler films, and it is in the top ten. It sits at number two. Does it? It's number two.

Released in 1996, number two in this survey. Also in the top ten, coming in at number ten, Rocky IV, IX, Dodgeball, which is a great movie. Number eight, The Mighty Ducks. Oh, Mighty, which is a great movie. Number eight, The Mighty Ducks. Oh, Mighty Ducks is a great option. Six, The Blind Side. Five, just the straight Rocky movie. Four, Coach Carter, which is an incredible film.

Three, this is one of my all-time favourite sporting movies, Moneyball with Brad Pitt. Amazing movie and it's about a true story. Yeah. And Happy Gilmore, of course, at number two. And coming in at number one, of course it is, Remember the Titans. Right, gotcha. From the year

2000. That's with Denzel Washington. Any Given Sunday is the one with Al Pacino in it. It's the football movie with Al Pacino in it. Never seen it. You'll know it. You'll definitely know it. It's got Cameron Diaz in it as well. Yeah. Right. Oh, interesting then. It's a know it. It's got Cameron Diaz in it as well. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Oh, interesting then. It's a great movie. Yeah. I'll have to watch it because I love sporting films. There's some really good films in there. I did notice not too many films with females. Yeah, Whizbendit Like Bickham. I mean, that's not the best female sporting movie.

I mean, some of my favourites, A League of Their Own, incredible true story about how females took over and played baseball where the men all had to go to war. Incredible film if you haven't seen it. Ride Like a Girl, one of the best movies, sporting movies I've ever seen about the first woman to win the Melbourne Cup, which was like five years ago. I, Tonya.

Oh, I, Tonya is a great movie. Incredible movie about a real person. It's amazing. And, of course, my favourite comedic sporting movie, Talladega Nights. Can't go past it. Yeah, Talladega Nights is a great movie. It's a great movie.

Have we missed any? Yeah. We've probably missed 100. Do you have one that we've missed? 0800 dial ZM. Let's put together the best sporting films of all time. You can also text us on 9696. Brianne Clint.

Best sporting movie of all time. We've asked you this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. There's been a list release. I don't know if it's exactly right, but there's definitely some amazing films in the top ten. Give me the top five. Top five. Coming in at five, Rocky.

Coming in at four, Coach Carter. Number three, Moneyball. Number two, Happy Gilmore. And number one, Remember the Titans. Totally. Great point that they're all male movies. All movies about, yeah, male sporting people, which it would have been nice.

When are women going to make a good movie? Come on, women. There's heaps. There is so many. And we've asked you this afternoon on 0800Dials.am, what ones have they missed? Yeah, what should be on that list? Let's start with Rach.

Hey, Rach. Hi. What do you want to add to the list, Rach? I remember doing a still project back in 2005, 2006 about Million Dollar Baby. Oh, Million Dollar Baby, great movie. Yeah, that was an incredible film. Really real dark. Yeah, I don't want to ruin it for anyone

who hasn't seen it. Pretty grim. Yeah. Great movie, Clint Eastwood. And Hilary Swank? Hilary Swank was incredible in that film and I'm pretty sure she won an award. I watched it on a hangover. It was not good for the, you know, when you watch those movies.

I've seen a couple of other sporting movies with females as well, so I'm pretty sure she was in The Next Karate Kid as well. You are definitely right about that, I'm pretty sure, yeah. Okay, cool. It's on the list. Let's go to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia.

Hi there. What have they missed, Alicia? Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi there. What have they missed, Alicia? I'm going to channel my inner Karen. Yeah. Well, I'm going to channel my inner Karen and ask her to speak to the manager of that list because where is Jerry Maguire? Oh, show me the money.

Where is Jerry Maguire? I mean, that's scandalous. It is a great film. Jerry Maguire is awesome. It's got love in there. It's got sport. It's got passion. It mean, that's dangerous. It is a great film. Jerry Maguire is awesome. It's got love in there. It's got sport. It's got passion. It's got people getting fired.

It's got everything. It's got sport managers. It's on my list of movies to watch. You've never seen it? No, but I know what it's about. He builds a stadium, right? I don't give a crap if you know what movies are about. I know that's a field of dreams.

If you haven't seen it. Cuba Gooding Jr. Anyway, Alicia, I've seen it and it's amazing. I agree, okay? What else is on that list from the text machine? What needs to go on the list? There is a ton of movies coming through on the text machine. People have said another great female film is Stick It.

It's about gymnastics and it's real gymnast in that film doing all the, obviously, the stunts and stuff, which is cool. Blades of Glory with Will Ferrell. I do love that film. That's great. Creed with Michael B. Jordan. That's a new boxing movie. I saw someone crying on a plane to that movie, so it must be good.

Has Michael B. Jordan made a bad movie? I don't think so. I think he might be one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood. How did we forget Cool Runnings? Oh, Cool Runnings. How did we forget Cool Runnings? Oh, Cool Runnings. How did we forget it? Yeah. With John Candy.

And the Jamaican bobsled team. And the Jamaican bobsled team. Incredible. Here in Jamaica we have a bobsled team. Such a good movie. Cinderella Man, The Longest Yard. Yeah, that's a bit of a different one. She's the Man, people are saying.

What else? She's the Man, Amanda Bynes. Yes. Yeah, right. Yeah, before she a bit of a different one. She's the man, people are saying. What else? She's the man, Amanda Bynes. Yes. Yeah, right. Yeah, before she. Soccer movie. Soccer film, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Comedy and soccer. It's got soccer in there. Oh, my God, I need to give a shout out to whoever texted through and said Love and Basketball. Oh, yeah, great film. That is such a good movie and is a great movie to watch with someone if you've just started dating them. Yeah.

Very sensual. Actually, no, I haven't seen it, actually. But you can tell me what it's about. Yeah, it's about love. And basketball. And basketball. Yeah, I thought so. I was thinking of Basketball Diaries.

Oh, it's close. It was the same theme, right? Yeah, same. Similar. Does it feel the same? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Live on the phone out of the States,

Dean McCarthy's here with news on a very late person from the Harry Potter franchise to join Instagram. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, talk about late. Rupert Grint has joined Instagram today for the first time ever. Like, can you believe it?

This is literally happening today. And he has revealed also his daughter's name on the same actual post. His very first post ever received over a million likes. It's like 1.3 million likes. You know, kids get the likes these days. You want good likes? Pose the baby. Pose the baby. That sounds fun. 1.3 million likes already.. You want good likes? Pose the baby. Pose the baby.

That's how it's done. 1.2 million likes already. And yeah, he's finally joined Instagram. Go and wish him some Instagram love. Go and give him some love. Brie looking very confused. Rupert Grinch. Ron?

Ron Weasley. I thought so. Yeah. I assumed it was Ron. He's done an amazing job of lying low post Harry Potter. Like he, from a very... No, he was in that Ed Sheeran film clip. And that was like,

oh my God, Ron Weasley's back. Yeah. He took his millions and bought an ice cream truck. Yep. He goes, yeah, yeah. He did a full Frankie Muniz. Like when Frankie Muniz went, okay, no more movies. I'm going to buy a race car and live my best life. He did the same thing except he bought an ice cream truck. Good for him.

Good for him. Yeah. His daughter's name is Wednesday. Oh, yeah. Cute. Wednesday. I don't mind that name. Yeah. Wednesday was in the Addams family? She was Wednesday Addams.

Yeah, that's right. Question, Dean. Do we know if she was born on a Wednesday? I don't know, but I've been asked that before. I don't actually know, but that's a bare question. Do we know if she's a... Maybe conceived on a Wednesday. Do we know if she's a wizard or a muggle?

Yeah. She's Hufflepuff. Yeah, right. Have we put her in the sorting hat yet? Thank you, Dean. That is the latest out of Los Angeles. There's a post that's going viral. It's being called the most relatable post of the year.

Got it. Sounds good. It's from an Aussie woman who was fed up with her husband and she's decided to post a picture of their bathroom and how her husband decides to display his towel. Okay. First of all, before we go into this, I know it's a bad thing to do,

but I love couples who air their relationship dirty laundry on social media. I would never do it, but I love seeing yours. I do love it when there's a comedic element to it. Oh, right. And this is a comedic element. Okay, sure. Yeah, right. Like she's obviously annoyed and finds it really annoying,

but it's like one of those, you know, it's not too bad. All right. What's he doing with his towel? He literally literally and everyone will know this especially if your partner does it which i'm sure there's plenty uh there's definitely two categories when it comes to towels no there's three actually there's people who fold their towel up and hang it on the towel rack there's people who scrunch it into the towel rack and then there's people who just throw it on the floor yeah right he's a scruncher up all right of the into the towel rack and then there's people who just throw it on the floor yeah right

he's a scruncher up all right of the of the towel it doesn't dry properly exactly right you're only hurting yourself i mean it's ugly to look at but you're only hurting yourself she said it's really annoying because it gets real musty and then when his towel hasn't dried properly he uses her towel and it affects her well genius, genius move from him. And then she says he does it with every towel that's in the house, hand towels, tea towels, all the same, has the same method. I've had a lesson on folding my towel. Have you?

On the towel rack in my house, yeah. Because our towels, they've got a certain pattern on them and I've been told by my wife that not only do I need to fold them, I need to display it with the pattern facing outwards. Otherwise, what's even the point of having a pattern on the towel, she said. Go party at your house. But she likes a towel. Yeah, she likes a towel around the same way.

And you know me, mate. Just happy to be there. So I will do whatever I'm told. You need to do whatever you're told. 100%. You know you got it good. But yeah, it's interesting. Happy birthday, by the way, babe, if you're listening.

He can't wait to come home and hang the towel the correct way. Yeah anyway so it's going viral and people have a lot of different opinions on it. People are saying that their partners are exactly the same and it drives them up the wall. Someone else said you're

lucky my partner just throws it on the bed and think that's hanging the towel up and it just creates a big wet patch on the bed. Didn't you used to just dump all your towels in the bath? No, they're the dirty ones. You just leave them in the bath? Yeah, the dirty ones. Oh, right. Not my clean ones.

Don't you have a laundry basket? I did, but that was full of clothes that I'd already washed. I was full of my washed... Don't you have a dirty laundry basket? Do you only have one laundry basket? Yeah, the dirty laundry basket was full of my whites that I never actually got around to washing. Oh yeah, right.

And sheets. Yeah, yeah. Oh well, tub it is. To the tub. Anyway, I mean, this is pretty standard. I feel like a lot of people would get annoyed at their partner's face. You live with someone long enough, the smallest things will begin to annoy you. Like it will be the way they breathe. What annoys you?

Absolutely nothing. Like I said, I'm happy to be here. Such a liar. We've had this conversation. We've had this conversation, Brie. Yeah, you told me that it was multiple things. You are a bold-faced liar, honestly. Okay, I won't say it on air.

There's nothing to say. Okay, stop winking at me. We know what annoys. No, that's fine. What is it for you then? What is it for me? No, see, I think I'm the annoying one. I actually am.

Like, I'm the one that leaves my face makeup wipes around the house. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, I do that. It's you. Yeah, it definitely is me. A hundred percent. I agree. It's you.

You're the problem. Absolutely. I've said this to her. She's the clean one. I'm the dirty one. But, you know Yeah, it definitely is me. 100%. It's you. You're the problem. Absolutely. I've said this to her. She's the clean one. I'm the dirty one. But you know, we still love each other anyway. It's fine. But I think that's probably my main thing, leaving my makeup wipes around. I think that's it. I hang up my towel. Mine's snoring,

walking too loud, talking too loud. I've got the night of my lust. I've had the lust sent to me by my wife. Those things you can't help all that much oh right what are some stuff yeah actually you're right it's not my fault

yeah like especially the snoring one you can't help that one oh you can you can sleep in the right position or you can get a better pillow or you can see a doctor or you can get implants

or you can get a plug for your nose have you done all those things no they sound like a pain in the ass but you should I just sleep on the right side. I sleep on my correct side. Okay.

I do. But what if you roll over? She rolls you back over. Yeah, I get an elbow to the ribs. Yeah. Anyway, this wasn't meant to be a psychoanalysis of my relationship. This was meant to be about other people's relationships. Yeah, we are talking about, we have to talk about ours though.

Yeah. To entice people to call. Oh, gotcha. Oh, 800 dials at him. What's the thing that annoys you in your relationship or maybe you're going to out yourself? Do you annoy your partner by doing something and they know it? What is it?

0800 dials at M. Or you can text us on 9696. I've thought of a few more things that I do that annoys my partner. Oh, yeah, go on then. I don't put the bath mat up over the shower every time after I shower. That's something I do. I don't squeegee the shower after I use it. Have you

no respect. What else do I do? Sometimes I leave one dirty knife in the sink. Do you know I figured out this is some real home economics chat. I figured out how to get the cloudy stuff off the shower mirror. How? You how to get the cloudy stuff off the shower mirror. How?

You know, because it won't come off the shower clean up. No, not normal soap. What is it? There's a product you can get from Mitre 10 called Dissolve It. Is this hashtag sponsored? No, this is hashtag better living, everybody. Dissolve It. D, solve, D, the letter D, solve it.

It's made from oranges. Honestly, it melts that shit off. It's like having a brand new shower. Thank me later. It's like that stuff you pour down the drain. That stuff's a lifesaver. Drano. Drano.

Yeah. Love Drano. What is in Drano? Why doesn't Drano eat through the pipes? That's what I've always wondered. That's a great question. And is it bad for our waterways? Moving on.

We're asking you this afternoon, what's the annoying thing your partner does? Because we all have them. There's all stuff that we do because you live with each other. You're around each other 24-7. The first person to call through

is Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. What is it? Is it you that does something or does your partner do something to annoy you? It's the partner.

So it is. I mean, I agree with you with those things that you said, but so my thing is, you know how you've got some kitchens where they've got a normal sink, you do dishes, blah, blah, blah, and then there's a second one where you would usually have, like, an incinerator?

Yeah. So we have a bowl in there for, like, food scraps, like onion peels, potato peels, you name it, you know, it goes in the bowl. The partner, he's pretty good at putting it outside of the bowl, like, in the sink. Like, you've got the bowl that covers the entire sink, but you're still going to put the peels

outside of the bowl. So wait, tell me Renee, so you don't have an incinerator? No, but we need one. I was going to say, maybe you should get one. Renee, I need to check at this point. Are you guys seeing a counsellor for this? It's necessary, yeah.

It is a pretty big deal. Is it a deal breaker? Is it something that's going to... Well, here's the deal breaker. Renee, who has to pick all the scraps and bits out of the sink in the end? Me! I knew it was you, yeah. Yeah, so you put a cool in there after you've eaten your dinner or whatever,

and, you know, they have all those gummy things out. Or, like, it goes in the little catcher thing in the sink and you've got to kind of tap it all out. It's disgusting. You're real passionate about this, Renee, and I'm glad you keep fighting that good thing. Thanks, Renee. Disgusting thing.

That feels good for all of us. Nikki's here. Hi, Nikki. Hey. Nikki, what is it for you, mate? So just every day when he comes home, just wherever he happens to be standing, just takes his socks off and leaves them there.

Oh. I like how you just refer to him just him, like he's some kind of stray dog who wanders into your house each day. What does he do for a job? Does his socks stink? He actually has fine smelling feet. They're not smelly socks, but still, it's the principle. He does wear work boots.

It's the principle. Like you find them stuffed in the couch and like just in the middle They're not smelly socks, but still, it's the principal. He does wear work boots. It's the principal. Like, you find them stuffed in the couch and, like, just in the middle of the kitchen, just, like, inconvenient walkways where you trip over them when you can. Yeah, he's leaving. He's like Hansel and Gretel. He's leaving a breadcrumb trail for you to find him.

It's romantic. It's like flower petals. He wants you to follow them to him in the bedroom. You should get a dog. They would pick those up quick smart. Yeah, I think so. He wants you to follow them to him in the bedroom. You should get a dog. They would pick those up quick smart. Yeah. Start picking up one of his socks and store them all somewhere. And when he finds out that he only has odd socks left,

maybe he'll learn his lesson. He's got an expert solution for that. Just buy only one type of sock so he never has to have odd socks. Jeez. Smart man. You're living with a criminal genius, Nikki. I mean, in some ways, so smart. In some ways, not so.

Nicky. All right. Well, to all the couples out there, keep fighting the good fight, folks. Hopefully it's worth it. Bree and Clint. This is very exciting. My favourite artist of all time behind Gordon Ramsay, Banksy,

is pretty much two of his prints are going to be selling here in New Zealand. Right. Wait, Gordon Ramsay is an artist? Yeah, he's a food artist. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. This is art news, isn't it? It is art news. There we go.

The Banksy prints are signed by Banksy. So obviously they're not the originals, but they are prints and they're signed by him. Yep. Which is very cool. And they will be part of a sale in Parnell next week. And they're expected to bring in almost $100,000 between them. For a signed

print? It's not even the original. They're pretty rare. Like, he doesn't sign, you know, stuff very often. Can you imagine the power that you would wield if just by signing something that was a copy of something that you'd made once meant it was that valuable? You'd have to be careful what you signed, wouldn't you? People would be like, all right, can you sign this contract, please, sir? And they'd be like, well, that'll cost you a lot of money for me to sign this.

If you're interested, the signed pieces include the Monkey Queen. If you've seen that Banksy piece of art before. Yeah, I know, Monkey Queen. Pretty famous. And I would argue probably one of his most famous pieces, Napalm, which is obviously a recreation of that horrific image of that from the Vietnam War of that nine-year-old girl when she was hit with napalm and she's running through the road, but he switches out with Disney characters and Ronald McDonald in the picture.

Yeah. It's quite a, yeah, full-on image and he's, yeah, recreated something else to mean something different. And how much is each of these? They don't know exactly how much they'll go for. It depends if they get into a bidding war, but they're saying, yeah, up to around $100,000 between them. Why would you tell us about this?

Why? Who's got $100,000? People who love art. Do you think we've got anyone who listens to this show who's got $100,000 to spend on art? I hope we do. Yeah, I'd say so. I hope this show is currently being streamed

via an in-wall sound system in a mansion somewhere and where their radio show of choice. And they're like, thanks, Brian. Clinton might head down to the art auction. You know what's interesting? One of my friends, I'm not going to say her name because it's probably not a good idea, but her and her partner collect art.

Really? And they spend a lot of money on art. People use it as an investment. In the same way that people buy houses and people buy watches and stuff like that. The idea is it goes up in value over time, so you don't lose your money when you buy this. Their money that they've got in art is an investment. Unless the artist turns out to be a horrific sex offender or something like that.

In which case you'd be like, damn it, I just spent all that money on one of your artworks. When was the time, I think it was last year or the year before, there was a Banksy photo that went to auction and it got put through the shredder as they sold it. Remember that? Yep, he rigged the frame so it would shred the artwork as soon as someone had paid for it.

And they paid millions for it. He'd done it like a year before or something. It was okay because in the end, the shredding of it made the picture even more valuable. Yeah, it did because it was the shredded picture. Yeah, and they just put it back into the frame. What a genius. He is a genius.

Do you ever know how he came about? Just doing graffiti? No, have you read the story? No. Of what happened to him? What? So he was a person that just did graffiti around the place and then they kept getting caught by the cops all the time

and then it was one time where he ran from the cops. Correct me if I'm wrong, this might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is what I read in his book. He ran from the police and he actually ended up hiding underneath a truck or something. Oh, yeah. And he looked up and he saw kind of like the outline of this, you know, some of the engine or whatever,

and it gave him the idea of using a stencil, which would make it so much less time consuming, which he wouldn't be in one place for so long. Oh, it's faster to tag. So then he could tag really fast and that's the point of the, yeah, of the stencil. There you go. Any budding taggers out there who are listening to the show this afternoon. Please don't do the point of the stencil. There you go. Any budding taggers out there

who are listening to the show this afternoon Please don't do that. Get a stencil. Honestly, you can tag so many fences. Banksy is an exception to the rule.

Toilets. You're not all going to be Banksy. People's holiday houses. Whatever you want to tag, get a stencil. That's advice from old Aunty Bree.

No, I'm sticking away. That's Bree's advice. No, it is not. You just detailed it. You just told us exactly how to do it. No, I'm sticking away. That's Brie. That's Brie's advice. No, it is not. You just detailed it. You just told us exactly how to do it. No, I'm telling you that he's... The words from you were, it was so much faster and you can avoid the police.

Shut up. Brie and Clint. Art news and vandalism news on the show this afternoon. Brie and Clint. I don't know about you, Brie, but I get my news exclusively from Hilary Barry. That's the only place I get my news. I do watch Seven Sharp often.

Yeah. I like that she puts a positive twist on everything. And it's just nice, you know. She could tell me that my house was on fire, but the way she told you, it wouldn't feel so bad. She's just warm and welcoming. I got some news from Hilary Barry's Facebook page the other day about a national day that we missed.

Okay. It was National Tongue Twister Day on the 8th of November. How did we miss it? How did we miss it? I'm so annoyed at myself that I've missed the biggest day of the year. It's our favourite day of the year. Honestly. It's huge.

Anyway, here's Hilary. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Pretty good. God, I hate tongue twisters. Do you?

I hate them. Do you? Because I'm not good at it. Then why are we playing this tongue twister game? I'm about to send you a tongue twister on your Facebook. Oh, God. And then you can send me one too. No.

How about you go first? Okay, I'll go first. You'll go first? Yeah, send it to me. Alrighty, ready? I'm about to send you. This is a tongue twister I've found on the internet for you, Clinton Roberts. I'm ready.

Here we go. Let me limber up my jaw. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry. Unique New York. Okay. Okay, there's an issue here. It's not coming through. The tongue twister you've sent me is the tongue twister I had planned to send you.

It's the exact same tongue twister. Okay, I'll go first. Okay, you go first. Okay, yeah, we'll both give it a go. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker's late. That was pretty good.

Look, I'm not going to lie. I feel like it's in our best interest if I don't give this a go. I think as a broadcaster, it's time for you to step up and enunciate. Okay, this makes me... And that's the goal of this exercise here. This makes me real nervous.

Plus, Ben said that if it goes wrong, we'll just blame it on intern Joel. Yeah, true. I heard he did it. We'll say Joel approved the feature. Okay. Alright, I'm going to give it my best shot. Good luck, I believe in you. I heard he did it. We'll say Joel approved the feature. Okay. All right. I'm going to give it my best shot. Good luck. I'm leaving you.

Is the point of it to go quite fast? Yes. Okay. I am not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker's late. Well done.

That was very, very good. I'm proud of you. Congratulations. My mouth was saying one thing. My brain was saying something else. Now we go twice as fast. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I'm proud of you. Congratulations. My mouth was saying one thing. My brain was saying something else. Now we go twice as fast. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.

I'm only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker's late. You're up. Okay. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker's late. Here we go. That's good.

Very good. Let's go faster. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker's late. When you do it fast, it sounds like something else. But I think if we slowed that down, I think you'll find I was safe. Okay.

So this is the final level, okay? You nail this, we're done. We can go home safely tonight and return to jobs tomorrow. All right. I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker's late. Yes, we are so good at this. Suck on that, Joel, and you thought we'd fail.

Yeah, Joel. Yeah, Joel, you get in here and give this a go. Eat eggs, Joel. Thanks for your help, by the way, Joel. We appreciate you being here. No, thanks, mate. Thanks, mate. I've always been the one to say.

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it is, is the real pod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. ZDF Bree and Clint. This young Kiwi has hit 2020 running. Shh, Cam, I know it's your birthday. Producer Ben, poor Producer Ben

saw it coming and he was like, mate, mate, do something. And then Glen was too emotional. It's not my fault, man. Google's down. Yeah, Google's down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually always Google.

It was on purpose. Bloody Google. It was on purpose. If you've never heard this before, we try and find the fastest Googler in the country and you go up against our producers, Clint, and if you can do it, if you can win, you will pick up some free mobile fuel.

Hi, Chelsea. Chelsea, that's you. Hi. What are you like on the Google, Chelsea? I'm all right. I'm not too bad. It just depends on how good the internet is today. What do you like at Facebook and Instagram

stalking people? That's not relevant. Good answer. Good answer, Chelsea. We'll ask you later. Anyway, all you have to do, first to three, we'll take out the title of the best Google downer today.

What are we Googling on, Chelsea? Phone or computer? Phone. Phone. All right, guys. That means we're keeping it fair in the studio. You will be also Googling on phones. Got it.

Producer Ben's left his phone in the other room. That's his fault, okay? We don't wait for him. Yeah, we should start now. Chelsea, are you ready? Just yell out the answer when you think you know. It is the top answer that comes up on Google. That is the answer we're taking first.

Here comes question number one. It's first of three. How much did Google make last year? Oh, it's all intertwined on this game. Yell it out when you know. $46.2 billion? $160.74 billion. Clint just got in there.

It is $160.74 billion US dollars. That's a redonkulous amount of money. Crazy money. Those guys should pay some tax. Chelsea, you were right in that. So here comes question number two. One to Clint. How long do fish normally live?

Start Googling. Five years. Three to five years. Three to five years. I'm going to give it to Ben because that was a part of the answer. It was three to five and Ben said five first, so it's one to producer Ben. Wait, that's a Siamese fighting fish.

Still a fish. Yeah, but directly below it, common carp live for 20 years and whale's catfish lived for 60 years Moving on Question number three Yes How old is the Sky Tower? 25 years

Clint's out 26 years 26 Nope Chelsea you just missed it Producer Ben's got it with 26 He's two Clint's one

Did you just try to guess yours? I just tried to guess it, yeah. That was a great guess. I thought it went up at 95. And you are allowed to do that. You are allowed to have a guess, but once you guess wrong, you're out. Okay, if Ben takes this point, he wins. He does.

Okay, question number four. Come on, Chelsea. You need this to stay in. How many people live in Rome in 2020? 2.87 million. Chelsea's got it. You've got it. That's right.

Now we've got a game. Okay. All right, Chelsea, you're in it. Here we go. Question number five. Currently it's two to Ben, one to Clint, one to Chelsea. I started Google currently. All right, here we go.

Question number five. Yeah. What is currently the fastest car in the world? The Bugatti Veyron. No, Clint's out. S-C Tuatara? Bugatti Tron Supersport 300+. None of you are right.

Ben just got it wrong. It's the SSC. Oh. Tuatara. You've got to give him that. Do I? I think you do. He's already two up.

Show me. What does it say? Oh, it does say that on yours. You know that car, it has a top speed of 508 kilometres per hour. Damn. It's crazy. And it's called a Tuatara, the slowest reptile in the world. I mean, that's ironic, isn't it?

Did we make it? Is it a New Zealand car? Who knows? That's not the point of this game. That can be next week's game of Google Day. I'm so sorry, Chelsea. You were right in there. All good, thanks, guys. Thanks for playing, mate. Producer Ben takes it out this week. Producer Anastasia, not going to be happy.

No, she'll be gutted she missed this game. She will. Bree and Clint. Too hot for Tinder. Didn't realise that was a thing, but apparently it might be. A 21-year-old model, Luna Benner, is claiming that that's the reason why she got banned from the popular

dating app. What's her name again? I'm just going to... Luna Benner. She is on Instagram. She's got 2.1 million followers. It's pretty crazy. She does actually post raunchy and provocative photos and makes a living out of that. Right. And she claims that because of that, people have taken her photos and they make fake accounts and they catfish people. Oh, yeah. And they extort money out of people using her images. So every time she makes a real

account of herself, it gets reported by someone and Tinder takes it down. I've just searched her on Instagram. There's about 15 accounts. I cannot tell which one is the real one. It's crazy, isn't it? So she's saying it's ruining her chance of love because she's like, what if I just want to find someone? What if I just want to find someone? What if I just want to do some Tindering? Yeah, and I can't go on Tinder because I can't use my own photos.

She is very good looking to the point that if she came up on Tinder, you would go, well, that's a catfish. You would. You'd go, like, people are not that trusting these days. I feel like it's, what do you think are the warning signs of a catfish? If the photos. I think a professionally taken photo. That's what I was about to say, yeah.

If they look like modelling photos. Then look out. Because who's using their modelling photos? Well, maybe you are using modelling photos and it's okay if you are, but it just reeks of. Catfish. You've Google image searched. It's come up on Google.

Hot guy. Yeah. And then you've taken the four top photos that have come up. Or girl. Yeah. Yeah, Catfish. You've Google image searched... It's come up on Google. Hot guy. Yeah. And then you've taken the four top photos that have come up. All girl. Yeah. Yeah, catfish. And then boom. She also said that she...

Also, this is a sign of a catfish. It's got that watermark over it that says Getty Images. Yeah, and it's got the lines through it. Probably catfish. This girl has also come out and said being too good looking has led to men bombarding her with proposals and just stuff that just wastes her time. Hot people, eh? It's so hard.

She's like, I'm just so sick of getting all these offers from people. I just want to find a husband and all these people keep proposing to me. It's so hard. I was saying to you that I had a friend that I used to work with at an old radio station. I'm not going to name who he was, but he was one of those people that was so attractive that he was like movie star attractive. Yeah.

And I used to hang out with him a lot because of work, so I'd be around him and we'd interact with people. Yeah. And it was so crazy how different he was treated. In what way? Oh, he would get offers from people for stuff. Like we went to this business one time and he said he was interested in like that field of work and they were like,

give me your email, I'll email you a bunch of stuff. And like they did and he got this job. And you were like, I'm interested too. And they went, go away. They were like, no thanks. Please, security. You joke, but that's actually true. Anyway, I decided I wanted to go

around the office today and ask a bunch of people, show a picture of this guy who is pretty good looking and just see what their first thoughts and feelings were about a super attractive person. Okay, how do you react to someone who's that good looking? Yeah. Okay. Let's take a listen.

I'm too sexy for my love. Celia, I'm going to show you a picture of someone. Okay. And I just want you to tell me what your first thoughts are. Okay. Okay. Ready? Yep. Who is that? One of my mates. He's hot. Is he? Can I click on him? He is my mate. Is he actually?

That's enough from you. He's married. Okay, Carbon, are you ready? I'm going to show you a picture of a person. You just tell me the first things that come to your mind, okay? Okay. Oh, my God, how is that? Is he like a movie star or...? Let's ask Ross Spots, who has a straight man.

Tell me your first thoughts and feelings, Ross. Oh, yeah, he's pretty hot. Good beard. I bet he can chop some wood with a fucking axe. Yep, that's what I thought your reaction would be. All right, let's go ask some of the younger girls in the office. Good beard. I bet you can chop some wood with it. Like an axe. Yep, that's what I thought your reaction would be. All right, let's go ask some of the younger girls in the office. Petra, I'm going to show you a picture of someone and you just tell me your first thoughts and feelings, okay?

Ooh, he's got a very mysterious look about him. He's a model, right? Pretty good. Jordan, you're very honest. Yeah. I just want you to tell me your honest opinion about and first thoughts and feelings about this person, okay? He's hot.

Who's that? Is that your brother? Isn't your brother hot? No, it's not my brother. Oh, he's hot. I like the beard. I like that look. Jesus, Jordan.

You're not helping me. I am too sexy for my love. There you go. I was going to say, you've got first-hand information of what it's like because you grew up with someone who was dangerously good-looking. Oh, shut up. We're not talking about my brother. We are talking about your brother.

We're talking about hot people. No, no, no, no. I want to talk. I want to go to the horse's mouth. What is it like? You know, what would it have been like for Brad Pitt growing up? I think very easy. You reckon growing up? I think very easy. You reckon?

Yeah, I think very easy. Is it very easy as a super attractive person? I think so. I think it would be. Which, I mean, and we all know beauty is on the inside, but we're talking about what society deems. So what do you want? You want really hot people to call us and tell us what life is like for them?

And we just want to ask them a few questions, yeah. Okay. Alright, we'll take you at your word that you... Because we can't see you, obviously. We'll take you at your word that you are very, very good looking. What's life like for you?

Do you think anyone's going to call? No, I don't. But I hope they will. Can you admit that you are a very attractive person? Maybe you know it. People know. Maybe you're a model.

Maybe you're with red 11 or 62 or something. Like I know I'm a solid 6. You know? I think you know when you're a solid 10.

It's good to know what you are. Yeah, it is good. It's good to know what you are. And it's fine if you want to call us up right now

0800 dials at M and admit that you're a 10. Be proud of it. We'll take eights and over. Eights and over, yeah. Are you an eight and over? That's hot. And what's life like for you?

That's what we want to know this afternoon. 0800-DIAL-ZM. So dumb. Or text us on 9696. If life's hard, we're happy to hear that as well. Yeah, we want to know. Totally. Bree and Clint.

Are you super hot? And what's life like being super hot? Yeah. Is life hard? Is it good? Are there pitfalls that we're not aware of? Yeah. Do we think it's all milk and honey and you're like, no, man, it's hard graft out here.

Do you know how much moisturiser I go through? Brie has first experience growing up with a super hot brother. But she's never talked to him about it because she refuses to acknowledge that he's hot to his face. That's why we have to do it so regularly on the show. We have had people call us who are willing to admit that they're super hot. I love this. I love people, you know, being able to embrace it.

Hey, Jenna, you big babe. Jenna. Hi. What would you rate yourself out of 10? Sorry, I'm not super hot. Oh, you're not? No, but I? Sorry, I'm not super hot. Oh, you're not? No, but I've got a friend who is super hot. Oh, what's that like, Jenna, living with a super hot friend?

Well, I actually feel sorry for her because she just wants to be inconspicuous and live her life. She doesn't want to be treated any different. With all the intention. Sorry? She gets like heaps of attention and she doesn't want all the attention. Yeah. She just wants to wear short shorts and a singlet like everybody else in summer, but she can't not get wolf-whistled ash.

Oh, yeah, that's... Oh, yeah, I'll take you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't want that attention. They just want to go out with their friends and have a coffee. They don't want people sleazing on them, buying them drinks and bits and pieces. Totally, and that is an important consideration. Jenna, on a scale of

1 to 10, how sorry do you really feel for her? I would say I feel really really really sorry for her because it actually beats up her self-esteem. So here I am, a bigger person, wanting to wear the short shorts where she's out there wearing longs because she's

trying to hide her courage. What an interesting bit of perspective that we hadn't thought of. I go out in public and just lift my dress up and I'm like, what about this? Just looking for attention. What about now? And the guys on the building side are like, man, please put that away.

Please. Please put that away. Stop it. Do you have a permit for that? We've told you before. Aaron's here. Aaron, are you super hot? I'm a solid five. I'm a seven with personality, but it's my before. Aaron's here. Aaron, are you super hot? I'm a solid five,

a seven with personality, but it's my wife who's the 10. Got it. Oh, gotcha. What is that like, Aaron? Well, for her, she did a lot

of international modelling and nobody would come and talk to her because they thought she was stuck up and because she was... Really? Yeah.

So, yeah, she's actually super friendly. That's why I got her to marry her. Is that how you got to marry her? You're like, hey... I'll go talk to her. I'm a five, seven with personality, but I'm willing to talk to you.

Yeah, that's right. And so I grew up with her and so we ended up getting married. But yeah, for her, like people who don't know her won't approach her because they think she's got like a resting B face. Yeah. That's so interesting. And she'd be like, you know, People who don't know her won't approach her because they think she's got a resting beef face.

That's so interesting. And she'd be pretty intimidating because she's so attractive. Yeah, it doesn't help because she's tall being a model. She looks down at me. She's like, I have to. I'm six foot three. I'm a model. I want to talk to someone who's hot. Jess, hi. Jess, are you hot?

I am actually very hot. Yes! How hot, Jess? How hot? It's the personality that makes all the difference, but the face is also nice. I'd say I'm the same as Aaron. I'd say I'm a five, but the personality's seven.

No. Seven's a good number. Yeah, that's what a hot person would say, though. Yeah. Jess, Jess, we know that it's about personality. We know. Yeah. This is a five-minute deviation from our usually very woke radio show.

We're just getting shallow for a minute. We want to talk about what it's like to be hot. What society deem hot, yeah. Yeah, I'm not traditionally hot. I don't wear lots of makeup. I would say I'm just more of those kind of plain people that have a nice personality. So everyone just sees me as so beautiful.

But I get a lot of discounts from like personally family-owned businesses. Like if it's a drink or food. Why? I don't know because I'm like, hello, how are you? I'm friendly. And they, wow, you're so beautiful. And then I get very uncomfortable and, oh, God, you know, I just wish you'd say hello.

Yeah, right. Do you wish you were less attractive? I wish people would point it out less. Yeah. Wait, so people, I find that really interesting. People tell you all the time how attractive you are. Yeah, they do. And, oh, just don't look at me. Listen to me.

I've got a lot to say. Yeah, and I totally get your frustration. But I also as a woman, I wonder what that's like. That's very interesting. It's the same as what Jenna was saying. You can't wear short shorts. You can't wear nice clothing

because people are looking at you. And yeah, we've got a resting bush. That's a whole other conversation I think. We should set that up one day. Maybe on April Fool's one year we'll get the whole office when you come into work to be like, Bree, have I told you recently? You're so hot.

Even a friend of mine has got a whole entire, multiply hundred dollared shawl for free because she's gorgeous. Oh, you've got hot friends too. She looks like an Indian princess. Yeah, right.

Oh, Jess. And they love her. She's also beautiful on the inside. There you go. There you go. You've heard it from the beautiful mouth itself. Inside and out. Being beautiful ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Sometimes it's free stuff and attention. Oh, sounds horrible. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. Three people's birthdays.

We'll figure out what was number one on their 16th. Hi, Mo. G'day, Mo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. What's up, Mo? We were talking about hot people before. Mo sounds like a 10. Yeah, he does sound hot. You a 10, Mo? I'm an 8, maybe, yo. Yo, yo, yo. What's up, Mo? We were talking about hot people before. Mo sounds like a 10.

Yeah, he does sound hot. You a 10, Mo? I'm an 8, maybe a 9. 8. Yeah. That's pretty damn good. And don't you bloody well know it. And what about personality?

What would you rate your personality? Probably, I really like to blow my own horn, but probably an 8, maybe an 8.5. Okay, that's solid. And do you have a job? I do, I that's solid. And do you have a job? I do, I'm a builder. And do you have a car? You must have a car if you're a builder. I do have a car, yeah.

And are you single? No, I'm married. Of course he is. Of course he is. No man with a car and a job is not married. Someone snap that up quick. All right, here we go. Let's see your birthday, Bang & Moe.

What's your birthday? 14th of June, 1992. All right, here we go. Let's see your birthday banger, Mo. What's your birthday? 14th of June, 1992. All right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 14th of June. And Mo the Builder, here comes your birthday banger. We only got four minutes. Madonna. And Justin Timberlake. Four minutes. Do you like it, Mo?

Yeah, it's pretty good. I like to sing it. It's not bad, yeah. I think that's a great song. All right, wait there, Hot Mo. Let's go to Scott. G'day, Scott. Hello, Scotty.

Hello, Brent and Clint. How are you, mate? Oh, not too bad. How are you? Good, thanks. Should we ask Scott? Scott, your stud muffin? Scott, you a stud muffin? Oh, you know, sold seven and a half.

Hey, that's pretty damn good, Scott. Got a job in a car? Yep, got a job in a car. And are you single? Complicators. Oh! There's still hope. Get Scott number.

Some people will want that. There's still hope. Scotty, what's your birthday? 17th of July, 1987. Right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 17th of July and back in the early 2000s this had a number one hit. Be

Beyonce. Crazy in love. Is that a sign for things to come, Scotty? Is that why It's complicated Love that song Love that song It is a great song Good one Scotty

Okay let's get Glenn on Hi Glenn G'day Glenn G'day how are ya It's a sausage fest On birthday banger today It is Are you a looker Glenn

Oh look For an old guy Probably yeah You sound like you are I can tell You're a bit of a Rob Fife situation. And Glenn, are you single? No.

Happily married. Happily married. Good man. And a grandkid. Great answer, Glenn. I love it. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

The 1st of September, 1961. Right, you were 16 in 1977 on the 1st of September. And, Glenn, here comes your birthday banger. Oh, when my baby, when my baby smiles at me, I feel like Tarzan. Off the jungle. Now go to Rio. I still sing that to my wife every night.

You sing it to your wife every night. Do you get the maracas out, Glenn? Yeah. You sing it to your wife every night. Do you get the maracas out, Glenn? I'm going to be honest. You don't get to get her maracas out. All right, Glenn. Very good from Glenn. I'm going to be honest.

I've never heard that song in my life. It was so quick, Bobby. He just flying straight back. Madonna, Beyonce or I Go To Rio. Who's the winner today? I just want to pick Glenn for that Maracas joke, but I know I can't. Solid from Glenn. Oh, something's talking.

I would have to say I like that Madonna song just because I haven't heard it very often. It's my pecto. Yeah. Here we go. That means Hot Mo. Get it, Mo. With the wife, the job and the car and an 8 out of 10 personality, you've just won Birthday Banger.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Get it in you, Mo. Here we go. Bree and Clint, this is Birthday Banger on ZM. I want to ride it. Just beat it up for me and take it down slow. There's nothing for both.

Well, I can't hit the deck. You just gotta show me where it's at. Are you ready to go? Are you ready to go? If you want it, you already got it. If you thought it, it better be what you want If you feel it, it must be real Just say the word and I'ma give you what you want Time is waiting

We only got four minutes to say the word No hesitating We're all about to say the word. No hesitating. Grab a gun. Grab a gun. Time is waiting. We only got four minutes to say the word. No hesitating. We only got four minutes.

Four minutes. So keep it up. Keep it up. Don't be afraid. Get down. You gotta give it up. Hop. Tick tock.

Tick tock. Tick tock. That's right. Keep it up. Keep it up. Don't be afraid. Get down. You gotta give it up. Hop. Tick tock. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock That's right, keep it up, keep it up Don't be a prick, hey, Madonna You gotta give them up, hop

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock Sometimes I think what I need Is a UN invention Yeah And you know I can tell that you like it And that it's good by the way that you move Oh, hey Tell that you like it and that it's good by the way that you move. Oh, hey.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Yeah. But if I die tonight, at least I can say I did what I wanted to do. Tell me, how about you? Put your finger down. If you want it, you already got it If you thought it, it better be what you want If you feel it, it must be the interest Say the word and I'ma give you what you want

Time is waiting We only got four minutes to save the world No hesitating Let the blood, we're driving up Time is waiting We only got four minutes to say the word No hesitating Grab a gun Time is waiting We only got four minutes to say the word No hesitating We only got four minutes

Four minutes Keep it up, keep it up Don't be afraid Hey, look down You gotta give it up Keep it up, keep it up Don't be a prick, hey Madonna

You gotta give him a hop Is it in Brie and Clint? Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock We've never played that for Birthday Banger before. That's Madonna and JT, Four Minutes to Save the World. I just want to give one more shout out to Glenn. That was a rip up. Glenn and his wife's maracas.

Yep. Oh, that was good from him. Glenn and his wife's Marekas. Yep. That was good from him. Loved it. Bree and Clint. Zed in Bree and Clint. It's 24k gold and it's moves. Sorry, the intern Joel was just telling us what alcoholic beverage he drinks and it's horrific.

We're not allowed to say what it is. No, as the mother figure on this show, Joel, stop putting that into your body. Don't say what it is. It, as the mother figure on this show, Joel, stop putting that into your body. Don't say what it is because, yeah, we don't want to. It's not fit for human consumption, Joel. That looks like rocket fuel. Keeps you going, though. I bet it does. It's a good thing you've done all night.

I bet it bloody does. It's horrible. Keeps you going to the doctor. Too long, yeah. One of those. How old are we? Joel, live your best life, mate. Your best years are now.

You don't live for today No well I'm not taking responsibility Of Joel Joel's We'll just leave it here Joel's preferred alcoholic beverage Comes in a 1.5 litre bottle So you

Think about What that Joel goes to us It's pretty good guys It's $10 And it's 7 standard drinks Oh to be 20 again Bless you Joel Godspeed Let's get Joel to come to Friday Oaky and Tauranga and it's seven standard drinks. Oh, to be 20 again.

Bless you, Joel. Godspeed. Let's get Joel to come to Friday Oaky and Tauranga. Oh, God. Anyway, I wanted to give a few tips because I came across this thing which was talking about the best New Zealand Facebook groups to add this summer. And there's a lot of good ones on here.

There's some real good ones. I thought I could test you guys to see if you think it's a real one or one that I've made up. Okay, cool. Okay, cool. Let's start off with the first one. Would you want to follow on Facebook the New Zealand bug identification page?

I wouldn't want to join it personally, but I believe it's a real page. It is a real page. It covers spiders, insects, et cetera, which is really cool. What else is there? Spiders, insects, et cetera. Do you want to follow a page called Socks and Jandals are Sexy? No, I don't. And do I think it's a real page?

Yeah. Yes, I do believe that's a real page in New Zealand. It's not. But someone should start it. It'd be great. You think socks and jandals are sexy? I've never found socks and jandals comfortable. You're like, oh man, so practical.

It's not practical. Socks and Birkenstocks are comfortable. That's comfortable. That is comfortable. That's the height of comfort. Is it sexy? We'll move on. How do you get the jandle

between your toes when you're wearing socks? Yeah, it doesn't make sense. The engineering doesn't make sense. What about the Facebook page DIY Pallet Ideas? Those are like shipping pallets that you find on the side of the road.

Yeah. That'll be a page because I know producer Ben made an entire bed out of those pallets once. Yeah, you can make beds out of them. You can make bookshelves. Coffee tables.

Real page? It is a real page, yeah. What about the page knit scarves for cats? Knit scarves for cats. Knit scarves for cats. No, not a real page. I've got two cats. They don't want to wear scarves.

Should be a real page. Yeah, I knew that. I'd follow it. Not a real page. I've got two cats. They don't want to wear scarves. Should be a real page. Yeah, I knew that. I'd follow it. Not a real page. What about the page, The League of Distinguished Hop Hunters? Oh, craft beer people. Jesus Christ. Craft beer page.

Just, you know, where you can hunt down beers. Producer Ben and I would like to follow this page. We love craft beer. When you join the page, you get a 20% discount code for beard oil. What? Where can I sign up? Real page? Is that a real page?

That is a real page. And on the top list of pages to follow in New Zealand. What about New Zealand cloud appreciation page? Yeah, that's a real page. Love a good cloud. And I love when someone else can see what you can see in the cloud. You're like a vape cloud. Excuse me. It is a real page. Love a good cloud. And I love when someone else can see what you can see in the cloud. You're like a vape cloud. Excuse me.

It is a real page. New Zealand cloud appreciation page. What about moustaches? Moustache merkins for rats. Not a real page. No, that is a real page. No, it's not a real page. It is a real page.

Moustache merkins for rats. Yeah, where you can buy moustache merkins for your pet rats. Oh, that is a real page. No, it's not a real page. It is a real page. Moustache Merkins for rats. Yeah, well you can buy moustache Merkins for your pet rats. Oh, sorry, okay, now it makes sense. Didn't get it at first. Now you're on board. Yeah, right. What about marbles for adults? Real page.

Not a real page, but should be. We should start a marbles team. I've got some good marbles. Do you? I've got two belt bags full. We've never been more uncool than right now. We need Joel. Get us some drinks, Joel.

Hey, Brie. Yeah? It's November 11th, which is, and I'm sorry I haven't said this to you earlier, Happy Singles Day. I'm not single. Oh, yeah. Are we meant to say it to like everyone or just single people? That's a great point.

Ben's got a girlfriend. Are we allowed to say that you've got a girlfriend? Yeah. Yeah, of course we are. Yeah, sweet. Oh, producer Anastasia, the only single one on the show, is not even here. Back to Joel.

Hey, Joel. Yes. Happy single day. Thank you. When was your last girlfriend, Joel? I was actually a COVID breakup. Who broke up with who? I did break up with her.

Oh, you want to point it out? You should be a gentleman. You should have said it was a mutual thing. Oh, no, no, it was mutual. Okay, there you go. It was mutual. Why i did break up with her oh you want to point it out you should be a gentleman you should have said it was a mutual thing oh no no it was mutual okay yeah it was mutual why'd you break out you wanted to go home to mom's place for lockdown and just not have to worry about having a girlfriend yeah yeah pretty much pretty much you know something how long was the relationship um oh it was only like 18 months only 18 months that's a joke as a percentage Of your entire lifespan That's quite a long time Alright Yeah oh yeah

I guess Anyway let me explain World Singles Day to you It's International Singles Day What do they get So you Well here's the catch If you want anything

You have to get it for yourself So It's a shopping holiday Sad That originates in China And the idea is That you're single You deserve a present

Go and buy it for yourself. Well, I like this holiday. Yeah, right? It's empowering. Yeah, and you know that you're always going to get what you want. That's exactly right. It's beginning to take hold in New Zealand, Singles Day. Is it?

So today is Singles Day. Some of the big retailers like The Warehouse, Noel Leeming, JB Hi-Fi. Single sale. Farmers, they're all having a single sale single day sale peaches and cream great

question probably they should probably they should jump on that train yeah totally so yeah

it's a day to buy yourself something there's also another phenomenon going on at the moment called revenge spending

and that's what is that this is a real thing economists are talking about it revenge spending is where you that? This is a real thing. Economists are talking about it. Revenge spending is where you take your frustration of this shitty year out on your credit card. You go, oh, this sucks.

I'm going to go and buy myself, screw it. A new top. I'm going to buy myself that toaster I want. You know what? I'm not going to lie. Retail therapy, I believe, is a real thing. It's a real thing. It does make you

Gives you endorphins Makes you feel good And it's especially good When your mum takes you And you spend her money Yeah great point Don't you But you're right

It does validate you You go I earned this thing Yeah And sometimes half the battle Is convincing yourself That you earned the thing Because sometimes you didn't

Actually earn the thing Have you recently Bought yourself anything I'm trying to think What the last thing I got for myself was brand new Audi that was a need because I remember that your last car the

Honda still pretty good neck it's world singles day have a great day everybody I've got some breaking sperm news Have a great day. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Everybody, I've got some breaking sperm news. I can say that. Sorry, I didn't turn your mic on. I knew you were going to try and stop me from saying that,

so I didn't turn you on. Clint drunk a horse version of it. No, shut up. I'll turn your mic off again. I can say that on the radio, by the way. I can say the S word. Can you? Have you Googled it? Medical term.

Have you looked up the- It's a medical term. Is it? Yeah. Is that the actual medical term for it? Sperm. Yeah, now you're worried. Now I am worried, but I'm pretty sure that's the medical term for it.

Okay. What else is it going to be called? I don't know. Baby. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now you stop. Okay.

I've got a recommendation here. And this is actually important fertility news, Bree. So please keep your mind out of the gutter. Don't pretend like you're all high and mighty. A certain food has been deemed to increase men's sperm count. Okay, the number of swimmers that you've got in your business. Okay. What do you think it is?

I think it might be a fruit. It's not a fruit. No, it's not a fruit. It's not there. That will increase your business. Okay. What do you think it is? I think it might be a fruit. It's not a fruit. No, it's not a fruit. It's not the... Actually, I don't know if it's a fruit or a vegetable. I'll give you two more guesses. Is it the kumquat? No, not the kumquat.

I'm allowed to say that. It's a real fruit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so not that. Is it... Okay, I really would have thought it would have been some sort of fruit. You've got one last guess. Okay, so not that. Is it? Okay, I really would have thought it would have been some sort of fruit. One last guess.

This is the food that science says, if you need to increase the number of swimmers that you've got in your business, eat these. Is it chocolate? It's not chocolate. Oh, I wish it was chocolate. Every week there's a study that says chocolate cures cancer or something like that. Yeah, let's get chocolate.

It's not chocolate. The food that you need to eat to increase your numbers of swimmers down in your business, if you're looking to use them to make a baby or something like that. Let's get chocolate. It's not chocolate. The food that you need to eat to increase your numbers of swimmers down in your business if you're looking to use them to make a baby or something like that. Nuts. If you want to increase... Is it really? If you want to increase the potency of your nuts, you should eat nuts. Is it a particular nut?

Tree nuts, specifically. What do you mean tree nuts? We're talking almonds, walnuts, hazelnuts, those kind of nuts. Because peanuts grow on the ground, I think. I don't know that for a fact. Do they? Don't quote me on that. But tree nuts, specifically. I don't know much about nuts. Men who did the trial

and ate a nut mix over 14 days, 14 weeks, significantly Mixed of nuts. Yeah, mixed of nuts, significantly improved their count. They increased the viability, the motility, which is the ability for the dudes to move around. Yes. The morphology, which is the length from head to tail of their dudes.

And inversely, if you would like to reduce the number of swimmers that you've got, the recommendation is drinking drugs and alcohol. Is that? Yeah, there you go. Well recommendation is drinking drugs and alcohol. Is it? Yeah, there you go. Well, that makes sense. Doesn't it just? Yeah. There you go.

That's all the sperm. There's your nut news. That's all the sperm news we've got time for today. Thank God. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.

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