ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 12th 2018

Episode Date: November 12, 2018

No more ironman for ClintBree gifts Clint a new teeNew Iphone emojisBrees movie dilemmaBirthday Banger!Are you a relationship virgin?Toilet chatBrees Mamma don’t like youClint has great idea for Brees races outfitA Crocodile in a pool, how Aussie is it?E-ScootersClints movie recommendationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zed-in! Zed-in, let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-ins, Brie and Clint. Kia ora, New Zealand, and happy Friday Jams Week. Yeah. Yeah. How good's a Monday?

I mean, yeah, we're being positive. Trying to get that going. Yeah, cool. Oh, yeah. I love them. Oh, no, Mondays, I love it. Yeah, I love a Monday. I literally went, where did I go?

And they were like, ugh. Oh, I went to JB Hi-Fi. Yeah, I love a Monday. I literally went, where did I go? And they were like, oh, I went to JB Hi-Fi this morning at like 11. And I bought something. And I was like, how's it going? How's your day? And he goes, what do you think? It's a Monday. And I was like, cool. They really turned that frown upside down.

Could have just went with the lie that everyone says. And I'm having a great day. Hopefully you're having a great day. Hopefully you're having a great day. If you're planning on coming to Friday Jams Live this weekend, you need to get on those tickets as soon as you can. We're going to have free ones

from tomorrow, but those are going to be quite hard to get. So if you want to double pass, ticketmaster.co.nz for this weekend, Sunday, live at Western Springs.

Why not just be spontaneous? If you're someone listening right now that goes, I'm never spontaneous, how about you just jump on right now and buy them and then get your flights? That's great advice. That's the same reason that Brie has got four packages inbound

from The Iconic at the moment as well. Next, I need to tell you something and by association, everybody listening, because it's something I agreed to with you and the listeners. I thought we said we wouldn't talk about it. No, I need to talk about it. I really need to talk about it because it's almost here. You can borrow my cream.

I told you that. No, it's not that, but I do have to come clean with you, okay? What are you talking about? Just give me one song, gather my thoughts. Okay. We'll get it together. Oh, no. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's all right? It's okay. Whatever it is, we'll get through it together. Okay? We'll deal with it straight after this. Brie and Clint, ZM. Another one.

Brie and Clint on ZM. I need to talk to you, and I need to talk to everybody listening, because I am a man of my word, and I don't often do this but I need to You're going to admit you're wrong. Well, I need to kind of go back on something a little bit. What have you done? A month ago

I said this on the radio. I had some time off between jobs and you know when you do when you like change jobs or you change your relationship or something and you have that moment where you go, I'm going to change my life. I'm going to say yes

to all the opportunities. New job, new me. I've committed to a half Ironman. Remember? Yes, I remember. Was 60 days out from the Rotorua

How many days until the big day? Was 30 now. Was 60. You look the same. Yeah. I'm not going to do it. I'm not doing it.

I'm just going to put my foot down. No, I need to take a stand. I'm not doing it. I donated to that Clint Roberts Does the Half Iron Man charity that you started. No, you did not. Yeah? No, and the part of the reason that I'm not doing it is your fault. I bought a bike for you. No, you did not. Yeah. No, and the part of the reason that I'm not doing it is your fault. I bought a bike for you.

No, you didn't. No, I have a bike that I was going to give you. When? That's not a joke. I've organised it. You said you were going to get me a bike a month ago. It's an e-bike. I've organised it with this comfort.

Mate. You have not. What are you doing to me? This is very easy to say. I would do the half Ironman on an e-bike no that's why I got you the e-bike

well where is it because I didn't think it's well it's still at the company's warehouse but I'd organised it in the meantime I've been doing

real cycle training and guess what guess what what I hate it I physically hate it yeah it physically hate it.

Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, and I don't want to do the 90Ks. You can do it. So that's one of the reasons. I've got three reasons that I don't want to do it. One, you didn't get me the bike. No, I've got you the bike. You never gave it to me.

Well, I was planning to give it to you a week out and being like, here's the present. Well, I've got other reasons. I hurt my neck last week and I haven't been able to train. You weren't training before you hurt your neck. I was, but then that may have led to me hurting my neck. So part of that, I don't like. It's still stiff.

It's still stiff. It's still stiff. And I don't want to risk it. You know, I don't want to risk it. You hurt your neck because you were cutting your mate's bush. Yeah. Okay. That is not a euphemism by the way.

I was helping a friend trim a hedge. And then you trim that hedge as well. Yeah. And the third reason is I don't want to do it. Mate, you got me to believe in you. Yeah. I've been gearing myself up to

get behind you and get excited about you accomplishing this big thing in your life. And now you just... I haven't felt a lot of support. There'd be people listening like me that feel like something's been ripped away from us. Well, this is why I wanted to be honest. What else am I going to get behind you? I didn't want to just peter away and you go,

oh, when you're sitting there at Christmas having some ham, you go, oh, I wonder how Clint went on the Half Ironman. I wanted to tell the truth. I was prepared to go with you. I was prepared to. Well, no, you don't have to. No, you don't have to. I was going to get a golf cart and I was going to follow you on the run.

Yeah, you don't need to do that anymore. Yay. All good. No, I'd organised it. I'm still going to do the swim. I am. I'm still going to do the swim, but I'm not going to do the bike and I'm not going to do the run

Okay, I just wanted to put it out there That's it, that's my whole announcement, it's done All good? You know what your tagline should be? What's that? Clint Roberts, way to half-arse it Alright Well it was only a half Ironman anyway

Well what am I going to do with this e-bike, do you still want it? Hell yeah, please Hey, big thing that and Clint on ZM. Hey, big thing that's happening for ZM this Sunday, this Sunday, Friday Jams. Yeah, very, yeah. A tonne of people from around New Zealand are going. Please know that Friday Jams is on Sunday.

Yes. All right. Hopefully you've booked your flights. It could be worse. We could be having it on Thursday and then they show up a day late. Yeah. At least this way, you'll just get an extra long time in Auckland. It could be worse. We could be having it on Thursday and then they show up a day late. Yeah. At least this way, you'll just get an extra long time in Auckland.

It's great. A lot of people would be trying to figure out what they're going to wear, what's a really good outfit to wear to Friday jams. You're right. You're 100% right. And I just realised, I haven't thought about that at all. Because you and I have got such a packed week.

We've got to go to the music awards. That requires an outfit. Then we've got to go to the races've got to go to the music awards. That requires an outfit. Then we've got to go to the races in Christchurch for cup and show. Yep. That requires an outfit. I didn't even think about Friday jams. I've got your back. Oh, yeah?

Okay. I'm so glad that you've said that and this is not pre-organised at all. Yeah. Mate, I am a good friend. Yeah. Because I have your back. Okay. I knew you wouldn't have planned anything.

No. I bought that old school tracksuit jacket. You've got the Puma retro Fresh Prince of Bel-Air looking thing. Yeah. So I'm pretty sure I'm going to wear that. I thought I need to get my mate Clint something. Yeah. We're going to go matching.

So he stands out. Yeah. I tried to get matching. Okay. Couldn't get matching. I thought what's the next best thing that I can get my mate Clint to wear to Friday Jams Live? Yeah. I tried to get matching. Okay. Couldn't get matching. I thought, what's the next best thing that I can get my mate Clint to wear to Friday Jam's live? Yeah.

I've got you a personalised T-shirt. Perfect. That I have designed myself. Yeah. It's in studio right now. I hope it's the right size. Does it say, I'm a penis? If it says, I'm a penis, I'm not wearing it.

I'm going to hand this to you. That is a gift from me out of my own money that I have personally designed for you to wear to Friday Jams. So you designed it. You had it made. You didn't buy this off the shelf. No, I designed it. I paid for it.

I just need from you, Clinton Roberts, to say thank you. I will wear this to Friday Jams. Before or after I open it? Before. Oh, it's an XL. Well, I wanted to make sure. Yeah, that's good. Say that you'll wear it because I've done a nice thing for you.

Have you done a – no, I'm not going to say it before I open it. I've done a nice thing and I've organised. I've thought about you. You wouldn't let me dress you for the Music Awards. I said I'll get you that Woman's Day outfit that you wore. You wanted to put me in a red turtleneck. Yeah. Woolen work red.

Okay. No, that's fine. I trust you. Okay. You're my friend. And I think this is a good gesture for us. So what do I need to say? Thank you.

I'm going to wear this to Friday Jam's live. You're welcome, Clint. Now you can have a look. Hi, my name's Clint and I have a Kaururu membership and it's a picture of my own face. Well, you're not wrong. See, there's a new iPhone update that comes with a whole new suite of emojis. Yeah, are you working for iPhone? Because you've tried to force our entire team into downloading it.

The reason is they're no use to me unless you've got the update. Otherwise, I send you these cool new emojis in our group chat and all you get is a question mark in a box. Oh, like the Android. Oh, yeah, the Android one. They send you that weird alien thing. Alien looking face. Yeah.

I think he's an android. I don't have enough room to do the update on my phone. That's the annoying bit. You have to have 2.2 gigs of free space on your phone to be able to take the new iPhone update. Who does Apple think they are? No one has that kind of space to spare. It's a trick so they can go,

oh, have you considered getting iCloud? It's only $1.50 a month. I think it's a scam. I have the list of the new emojis though. Remember last time they did an update and then filthy people took them and started using them for sex reasons? Like Apple put an

innocent eggplant on there. And before you know it, it's not an eggplant is it? It's not a vegetarian emoji. Put it that way. We've had to tell my mum so many times not to send that eggplant emoji when she's talking about making her eggplant lasagna. Someone had to stop me from sending the taco one to my mum.

So just as a PSA, public safety announcement, this afternoon I thought we could go through a list of the new emojis and we could decide together which ones are safe and which ones could potentially be considered rude. Right. How good are the new redhead emojis? Good.

Are they on board? Yeah, they're in there. Yeah. Is there any chance a redheaded emoji could be considered rude or is that safe?

Safe. Okay, I'll go through the top six first. These are the most used ones since the update came out. Hotface. What's hotface? It's red

and it's like you're overheating. Could hot face be used for, you know? I can think of a few circumstances to use that one. Then no hot face. No sending hot face to grandma. Pleading face. And by pleading, it's like, remember Puss in Boots on Shrek when he did those eyes? It's that face.

The big dewy eyes. Could that be considered raunchy? Is that rude or is that safe? No, that's safe. Safe? Cool. The fourth most used, foot. It's just a foot.

Like it's the underside of a foot. It is the fourth most used new emoji since the update came out. What are people using that for? I don't know. But I imagine foot. Not safe, right? Not safe. Face with three love hearts around it.

Ooh, that's a new one. Yeah, it's just cute, right? That's fine. That's fine. Yeah, fine, cool. Woozy face is the second most used one. What's a woozy face? So it's like it's got a squiggly line for a mouth and he looks like he's...

I think you use it maybe for drunk. I'll be using that on the reg. Cool, but it's not rude, right? Fine. Bald head. Oh, my God. Vin Diesel must be stoked. Bagel.

Hippo. Kangaroo. Kangaroo's fine, right? Bagel. Hippo. Kangaroo. Kangaroo's fine, right? Kangaroo's fine. Oh, the pouch. Llama. Llama?

You've got a dirty mind. Llama's fine. Peacock. Service dog. Skunk. Ice cube. I don't want to look at your search history, eh? And the final emoji that I think is not safe to send to your mum with the new update,

diving mask. Mate. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. Treated myself yesterday, Clint. Went to see that new Queen movie. Is this the real life? Bohemian Rhapsody.

Any good? I want to see it. It's very good. Yeah. Well. I like him. Remy. Remy?

The guy who plays Freddie Mercury. Does an amazing job. Or at least I think it was a good movie. Okay. Yesterday, I don't think I've ever been so stupid. Well, I don't think it's my fault. Let me tell you what happened. Went to the movies with three mates.

Yeah. We get to the movies. I order a toasty sandwich. Yeah. Which you can do at some cinemas these days. Where can you get a toasted sandwich? At the cinema that I went to. Which one? The one at St. can you get a toasted sandwich? At the cinema that I went to. Which one?

The one at St Luke's. A toasted sandwich? Yeah. You're changing the game, St Luke's. I was keen for it. Yeah. I was all about that. Cheese and onion?

No, cheese and ham. Oh, yeah. Triple toasted, they said. Sure. I was keen for it. Yeah. So it was taking a bit longer and I said, two of the girls were like, oh, we want to go in to watch the previews.

I said, you girls go and then one of my mates stayed with me. So we were sitting here waiting for this sandwich. They've gone off into the movie and the girl comes over from the cafe and she goes, oh, go into the movie. What seats are you in? I love it when they do this. And I'll bring it

to you. How much of a VIP do you feel like halfway through the movie and your food arrives? How good is this? Also, it stops you from eating it all while the trailers are playing. It's perfect. Yeah. So I'll get it just as the movie's starting. Yeah, cool.

Great. Were you in gold class or just regular seats? Just regular. They'll deliver it to a regular seat? Yep, just regular seats. Cool. Anyway, so we've headed on up to the cinema and I said to my friend that I was with,

I was like, oh, what cinema are we in? And she's kind of said to me, oh, three. We're in three. So we've walked into cinema three. And as we've walked in, the doors were closed. So we've had to open the door. And I was like, are we that late? Yeah.

And all the lights were off and we were looking for our other friends, couldn't see them. And then it was getting really awkward because everyone was looking at us. And I was like, oh, let's just sit down. Just sit down wherever. You can't do that. No, but we sat in our seats, but they weren't there. Oh, okay. Our other friends weren't there.

And we were like, oh, maybe they just sat down wherever. Because if you sit in the wrong seat, your toasty won't arrive. Yeah, exactly. So I was like, we need to sit in those seats. Yeah. And I was like, that's really strange. They should be in here. And the movie was like already on.

And I kind of thought, I was like like the preview should be still on that's weird everyone knows it's about 15 minutes of previews okay all right 20 minutes into the film no toasty I literally my brain could not concentrate on the damn movie because all it was going was where's your sandwich where's your toasty I know what you've done where's your toasty the whole film no toasty. The film finishes and I'm like, God, that was a quick movie. I heard it was really long. We've walked out.

I've looked at my phone, 22 text messages. Do you want me to read what the text messages said? Yeah. So it was my other friend who was obviously with us, but they went in early. Yeah. My flatmate Annabelle. She has messaged me 22 times saying this. She goes, what?

Bree, where are you? Hey, Bree, the movie's about to start. Bree, the movie's on. Hey, Bree, your sandwich is here. The sandwich is getting cold. Bree? Bree? Bree?

Bree? Bree, where are you? Okay, you're in the other cinema, aren't you? You went to the wrong movie. No, we went to the same movie. It was playing in two cinemas. I was going to say, how did you not realise that... How did you not know that when Lady Gaga was on the screen, you were in the wrong cinema? So you were in the

Queen movie. We're in the Queen movie that started an hour before our movie set time. Great. So I missed the first half of the movie. So I can't ask you how the movie was, but I can ask you how it ends. Is it a good ending? Well, the ending was great. I was so dirty at my friend the rest of the day. Can you be bothered going and watching the first half? I was like, I paid $18.50 Friend the rest of the day. Can you be bothered going and watching the first half?

I was like, I paid $18.50 to see half of the movie. You just get half a refund. What an idiot. If you want to play Birthday Banger with us, you can give us a call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. And my other friends ate my toastie. They ate it. Brie and Clint on ZM.

It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. We figure out what song's top of the charts on people's 16th birthdays. And then we play the very best one. Hi, Rose. Hi, Rose. Hi.

What's your birthday? 21st of the 11th, 92. Okay, Rose, you were 16 in 2008 on the 21st of November, and this is your birthday bag. You get T-Pain and Rihanna, live your life. T-I. T-I, rather. Sorry, I get my T's confused. T-Swiss.

Ice tea. What do you think about that? No, that's good. I like that. I think it's good. Okay, I think it's not bad either. Let's go to Kendra. Hi, Kendra.

Hi, Kendra. Hiya. What's your birthday? 18th of October, 1995. Okay, Kendra, you were 16 in 2011 on the 18th of October, and on that day, this was number one. I'm sexy and I know it. Oh, my God. How much LMFAO did we listen to in 2011, eh?

Mate, for a couple of years there, that's all the music that was out. For a couple of years, no one had lenses in their sunglasses. Just those white frames and leopard print fans. What's Redfoo up to? What's he getting up to? What is Redfoo? Is he all right? Has anyone checked on Redfoo recently?

You know that was his uncle? Yeah. It was him and his uncle. And you know why they stopped touring? Why? Because his uncle was, like, really old. And he hurt his back. That's not the reason.

That is the reason. That is not the reason the party rockers stopped party rocking. That is the reason the party rock stopped. God, that's depressing. Kendra, do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, I think it perfectly describes me. Sexy and you know it. I love it.

Yes, girl. I love the confidence. Okay, wait there. We've got one more to do, and it's for you, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's your birthday, Nicole?

The 19th of November of 83. Okay, Nicole, you were 16 in 1999 on the 19th of November, and this was top of the chart. Oh, girl. S Club Party. That's awesome. It is awesome. What's good with you, Winner?

Yeah, I think... That's a bangin', Nicole. I mean, I loved Kendra's attitude. But, Nicole, you have a ripping song. Definitely. Get down tonight. Congrats. Here's your birthday banger.

Yay, thank you. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's S Club 7. An S Club party A birthday banger Do you know they were put together By the same person Who created the Spice Girls?

Really? Yeah, they were made by Simon Fuller The guy behind the Spice Girls He's the guy that created American Idol X Factor? X Factor And maybe American Idol

One of them, yeah How much flow did Joe have? How much did hoochie mamas love to show their nunnas? We got Joe, she got the flow. Are they still going, S Club 7? They're S3 now. S3?

They toured last year and they were S3. And I'm assuming there's three of them. And there's three not enough for a club. Right. I think they would call themselves S Club 3. And I'm assuming there's three of them And is three not enough for a club? Right Yeah Oh no I think they would call themselves S Club 3 S Club 3

Yeah Right Just gotta Doesn't have the same ring to it does it? Sometimes you've just gotta let the dream go I think So when to say when A term that's come about in the last couple of years, Clint,

is the phrase relationship virgins. Right. And they're saying that this is something that's only come about in the last 10 years or so, and it's us millennials that are relationship virgin pioneers. What is a relationship virgin? So there's a lot of people these days, apparently like in their mid-20s, late-20s, early-30s,

who have never had relationships before. What, never had a relationship? They've never had an official relationship. Boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend situation. Fully committed. So they've dated people. Yeah. So it's not like 40-year-old virgin kind of thing.

It's just that they have never committed fully to one person. I'm sure there's always been people who have never had a relationship, but is it becoming more common? Is that what you're saying? So it's becoming more and more common. Yeah. And there was a statistic that was out of Aussie actually. They did back in I think 2017.

And apparently they are predicting that in the next however many years, the 20 or 30-somethings, when we reach 50, so when we're in our 50s, about one in four of us will have never been married. Oh, yeah. Which apparently is a really high statistic. Is marriage on the way down? Like, is it becoming less cool to get married? Yes.

So that statistic there. Damn, I wish I'd known that before I forked out all that money for that very uncool wedding that we had. It's going to be really uncool in the next couple of years, mate. Yeah, so the data suggests that single people tend to have a greater involvement with the broader community than those who are coupled up. I've heard this stat before. Because the stereotype is, right, you get married,

you get into a relationship, and you just go into each other, and then you're the only people that you hang out with and you watch TV together. Exactly right. Whereas all the single people are out there doing the cool thing. Get out and about. Yeah, but there's- Meet people.

That's because they have to, though. It's because they haven't got that someone that they- and they're out there and they're drinking and they're like, oh, this is- I'm loving this. Okay, well, it's not that sad. Single people can have a lot of fun. You tell me. And they're saying they interviewed all these people

that are in their late 20s, early 30s who have never had a relationship and the main answer that they gave as to why that was, do you want to know what it was? Yeah. They said that the best thing about not being in a relationship is that they can live their life without worrying about someone else. That is the most selfish. Isn't that cynical?

But it's true, though. It absolutely is. It's true. It's absolutely true. Like, say tonight. Yes, you can. A friend of yours goes, mate, you want to come out for a few drinks? Spontaneous, where all the boys are doing it.

Yeah, I can do that. You could do that. If I wanted to, I could do that. I just have to check with my wife. Exactly. Whereas me, no checking. Yeah. I'm there. I know. I'm on my way. I just have to check with my wife. Exactly. Whereas me, no checking. Yeah. I'm there.

I know. I'm on my way. I know what you're saying. And yes, it does afford you a lot of freedom. It does. You're right. If tomorrow, I mean, aside from your work commitments and stuff, if you decided, I'm going to go to Spain, you could.

Could do that. You could just book a ticket and go to Spain. You don't have to convince anybody to go with you or to let you go to Spain. I get that. But there's something nice about having someone else. Oh, there's definitely pros and cons. Yeah. There's definitely pros and cons. Also, it keeps you grounded. Like, yes, I could go out and have beers with the boys tonight and tomorrow night. But luckily, I have someone at home, which means

I won't do that. Why do you think I've put on like 10 kilos? Because I can just do whatever I want. No one's there telling me, don't do that. But if that's your lifestyle decision, then more power to you. Awesome. Cool. If it's working for you, sweet, so long as you're happy. So this theory is that there's more and more people who are opting out of getting into relationships,

nearly their whole 20s and 30s. I want to put that theory to the test this afternoon. Sure. I want to find the people that are listening. Is this you? Are you a relationship virgin? How old are you? And have you never been in a relationship?

So you're not talking single now. You mean never have had a relationship. I'm talking never an official relationship. So you can have dated people, but it was never official. What makes it official? Like when you say you're my... The conversation. Exactly.

Yeah. Like make it official. Yeah, you're not dating anyone else. Are you that person who went on like 50 dates with one person and then the minute they said, hey what are we? You changed your phone number. 0800 dials AM. Or you can text us on 9696 How old are you and are you a relationship

virgin? Apparently relationship virgins, people who don't How old are you and are you a relationship virgin? Apparently, relationship virgins, people who don't get into relationships in their 20s or 30s, the statistic is on the rise. It's a new trend. They're saying it's a new trend because... Wedding planners will be gutted. Well, they're saying less and less people...

People who do Valentine's Day flowers will be gutted. Less and less people are getting married these days. Jewellery store owners will be gutted. Less and less people are getting married these days. Jewellery store owners will be gutted. People don't need a man or a woman to complete them, Clint. That's what we're hearing. Yeah. We've asked for the virgins to call us. Relationship.

Relationship virgins to call us. So it doesn't mean that you don't date. It just means you don't officially get into a relationship with anyone. You don't tie your ship to one dock. Exactly. You just float on the sea of love for the rest of your dog. You don't tie your ship to one dock. Exactly. You just float on the sea of love for the rest of your life. Hi, Holly. Hi.

Are you a relationship virgin? Yes, I am. 24 years young. Okay, 24. So it's not like you're 34. No. What's wrong with 34? No, I'm not saying there's anything wrong, but I'm just saying.

It's not like you're 34. Yuck. I'm just saying she would have had another 10 years to get into a relationship. Then you basically did. Holly, why? Choice? It's kind of a bit of both. Like, I don't, I'm not really that bothered.

And then I haven't really ever had that conversation. So you've dated people? Yeah. What was that? Sorry? So you've dated people Yeah What was that sorry? So you've dated people before Oh yeah Definitely dated people

But we've never had That serious conversation So Do you plan to get married? Is that in your life plan? I mean it's like In the future For sure

Like it's in the horizon But it's not like a big Major thing for me right now I'm kind of just doing me Yeah okay Good for you Yeah good for you And thanks for calling Good to hear from you Hi Anita Hi Anita like a big major thing for me right now. I'm kind of just doing me. Yeah, okay. Good for you. Yeah, good for you. And thanks for calling.

Good to hear from you. Hi, Anita. Hi, Anita. Hi. Relationship virgin, Anita? Yeah, that's me. How old are you? So I'm 27.

Oh, okay. Interesting. And how come? So I've met a whole bunch of awesome guys throughout the last 10 years, but none of them have been what I've met a whole bunch of awesome guys throughout the last 10 years, but none of them have been what I've been looking for. So I've probably always had the belief that I'd much rather be single than to be wasting someone else's time

if I don't think it's going to be something worthwhile. And we've got to be clear here because if you're just tuning in, it doesn't mean that you haven't dated people. We're saying you've never had a permanent relationship because you're only 27. It's not like you should be locked down by now necessarily. No. But you've never had a formal arrangement with anybody

where you're like, you're my boyfriend and you're my girlfriend. Yeah, so I've never had a plus one. Interesting. You know, someone you can take along to an event with you that's, you know, you're guaranteed partner in crime. God, you would have so much time to do stuff. You probably know how to crochet a blanket, am I right? Yep.

I bet you can change the time on the microwave. She probably knows like four different languages. Thanks, Anita. Hi, Rosa. Hi. Now, are you a relationship virgin? Yeah, yeah. How old are you?

27. Okay. You're very pro-relationship virginity. Is that right? If it works for you, man, totally. It works for me, so I'm happy like that. Why does it work for you so well? What's good about it?

I travel a lot. I just love being free. I love being able to take off. I've just spent the last year traveling Latin America, Central and South America. And it just meant I didn't have to ask anyone if I didn't have to have that conversation and expect someone else to change their

plans. I could just follow my own dreams. And I've always been like this. Eat, pray, love, Rosa. And like I've said again, you must save a hell of a lot of money, especially when it comes to Christmas and birthdays. Oh, totally. But don't you think... Homemade stuff, man.

Do you see a partner as just like a weight that's dragging you down? Is that the problem? You just see them as a burden. No, no, no. It's just that I'm looking, like, not looking for anyone, but I'm open to that sole person coming into my life who has the exact same dreams as I do. But Rosa, what about when that person comes along

and if you get into a relationship with them and then you're like, wait, I don't like this. So my idea would be if that person would be open to me going off and travelling and coming back and trusting me and I would be the same for that person. But what if they want to come with you? They totally can, but they would also be happy.

They wouldn't be compromising themselves. I would, you know, if that wasn't what they wanted to do, I would just leave without them. Would you, okay, Rosa, I think I'm getting an idea of how this would work. Would you compromise on anything? If you got into a relationship

and there was something you wanted to do and your partner had good reasons, I don't mean selfish reasons or jealous reasons, but they had good reasons for you not wanting to do it, would you ever compromise? Would you say, okay, I won't do that thing, travel, buy that thing, go to this thing for you? Okay, so I think the small stuff, the everyday stuff,

I would absolutely compromise. But I would never, I have huge dreams that I want to accomplish and I'm driven to accomplish them. So if someone asked me to not achieve that, that wouldn't be the person for me. Good for you. I get what you're saying. That's Rosa. She knows what she wants.

And if you want to date her, too bad. She doesn't do relationships. Hey, thanks for talking to us. It's really fascinating. Thanks, Rosa. Bye. Relationship virgins. Sounds so much easier

Sounds like a challenge To some people Like I'm gonna catch me One of those Like the rarest Pokemon of all Talking to one of my mates Last night on FaceTime She lives in Melbourne

Really nice suburb in Melbourne And she told me Do you find when you FaceTime That you look at yourself More than you look at the other person? Yes. Same. It's so pointless.

It's so pointless. So stupid. Because the whole time you're going, oh, do I look good? Technically, you should be looking at the camera. Yeah, you should. So that it's like you're talking to them. But then you can't even see them. I know.

It's weird. But she told me a real strange story that happened to her yesterday. Okay. She's like, I was at home Sunday and I get this, I was walking back to her, she was walking back to her house and this guy started following her. Oh. And he was like early 20s.

Yeah. And she was like, I swear this guy is following me. How did she know he was following you? You know when you can just feel it? Yeah. And then she's walked into her front yard, up to her front door, and he's followed her. Oh, that's terrifying.

She's freaked out and she goes, oh, I hope one of my housemates are home. Yeah. What would you do? I don't know. Just scream to her and go, go away. Because she's turned around and the guy goes, hey, I'm so sorry to do this, but can I please use your bathroom? Oh. And then she's kind of felt uneasy and was like, oh. sorry to do this, but can I please use your bathroom?

And then she's kind of felt uneasy and was like, oh. Yeah, you would. And then he's apparently looked her in the face and goes, it's urgent. So she felt bad. Yeah. And she's let this guy inside. Yeah. There was no one else home.

She said he was in there for so long. For so long. She was just sitting in her house. Feeling weird. This guy comes out and he goes, thank you so much. You really saved me. I've got stomach issues. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, well, there used to be a common occurrence to him Yeah I wouldn't go in the house If it was me And the person that followed me And they're like Can I use your toilet I'd be like And if I wanted to let them

Because it is the nice thing to do If we're relying on People's internal goodness Yep You go Yeah okay I'd open the front door And I'd go

It's in there Turn left Turn there And I'd wait out the front Right And I'd go, it's in there, turn left, turn there. And I'd wait out the front. Right. And let them do their thing. And then when they come back out, wait five minutes until the house is aired out. Apparently.

And then go in. Apparently, he's absolutely destroyed. Yeah. Destroyed. Well, if he's got stomach issues. Her flatmate came home an hour later. An hour. Yeah. Destroyed. Well, if he's got stomach issues. Her flatmate came home an hour later. Oh, Christ. And she goes.

What, did he flush? She goes to my friend. Her flatmate goes, what's going on in the bathroom? And then blamed it on her. Well, what's she going to say? No, it was a stranger. Then she tried to tell that story in her flatmate. She goes, yeah, sure.

That doesn't sound believable. Sure it was. This weekend we're in Christchurch for Cup Day. Yes, the races. Yeah, we're going to Rick it in. I'm excited for it, but it's hard to find something to wear. That's been your big issue, right? It's always an issue for us ladies.

I know it is. It's an issue for the boys too. Well, some of them. I mean, boys. Some of them just borrow dad's always an issue for us ladies. I know it is. It's an issue for the boys too. Well, some of them. I mean, boys... Some of them just borrow dad's suit and go for gold. They put a suit on and you guys look great

and you can wear that suit a bunch of times. From what I know, you're not sorted, right? You don't have an outfit sorted. Oh, no. What else I know is... Why are the producers laughing?

Well, the other thing I know is because I'm a listener. That's what I do. Oh, no. I listen and I'm a problem solver. And what I know from you is there's a look that you really like

what have you done you want to wear the type of crown that PJ wore to the Melbourne Cup yeah I thought the crown looked good yeah

for some reason you're being a bit weird about it like I said to you I'm not being weird about it why don't you just text her and ask her for the crown why don't you just

get her crown because I don't want her I mean people get weird about that they don't want to be copied yeah well I thought this afternoon why don't you just get her crown? Because I don't want her... I mean, people get weird about that. They don't want to be copied. Yeah. Well, I thought this afternoon why don't we just nip it in the bud and we'll just call her. You're not calling PJ? Yeah, we'll just call PJ. No! That's so embarrassing!

It's not. It's PJ. She'll be fine. We're actually calling her. Just honestly... No, I don't want to ask her. Hello, police speaking. Hi, PJ. Hi. Hey, who's there?

It's Brie. Oh, Brie, what up? Hello, mate. I'm assuming my good friend Clinton Roberts has teed this up already so you know exactly what's going on. No. Bullshit. No, what are you talking about? This is weird.

It's getting more and more awkward. Hey PJ, it's Clint as well. You're kidding Karen, I don't used to be like that too. This is the second time we've had PJ on our show ever, okay? Don't make it weird. Just ask her the thing you need to ask her. I'm coming to Melbourne in a couple of weekends. Can I stay at your place? Yeah.

Ask her the real thing. It's this Saturday. If you don't ask her now, we're not going to get another chance. And every day you waste is another day that you don't have an outfit sorted. PJ? I was just wondering. Do you want to wear my outfit? I was just wondering. Do you want to wear my outfit?

I was just wondering. Because I heard you message PJ about that. You did. You totally did. No. Just do it. We've looked everywhere in New Zealand to try and get you a replica PJ outfit. No, we have.

PJ, we looked everywhere. Shut up. That's not true. We went to Lovisa. We've looked all over ASOS. We cannot find the type of outfit that you wore to the races. And like Bree said,

it's hard for girls to get the right outfit for the right day. She's found the right outfit. It just happens to be your outfit. So just, you have to ask though, Bree. I can't ask for you. PJ, just wondering if I could borrow the headpiece. Oh, the headpiece.

Yeah. The crown. The little crown. Yeah. Oh, I borrowed the crown. Oh, no. I don't have the crown anymore. I heard, though, that because you're super rich, though, it was yours.

But I took it back. Why didn't you check this before we've dragged her on here? I wasn't going to go into details. Oh, well. Hey, no, that's good, though. No, no, no, no. It's good. Now we can go back to the drawing board.

Is there anything that Megan has that you want to wear? I've got a story, Bree, that I need to run past you as the resident Australian on the show. Now, I saw this and I was like, crikey.

I didn't mean to sound Australian. I was like, oh, no. And I just want to know, is this a... Fair dinkum. Fair dinkum. Struth. Struth.

Fair dinkum, mate. Strike me blue. That's ridgy didge. Ridgy didge? Yep. Means it's legit. That's ridgy didge. That's Ridgy Didge. Ridgy Didge? Yep. Means it's legit. That's Ridgy Didge. That's Ridgy Didge.

Is this a normal thing? And am I over-exaggerating? Or would you be scared by this too? Story is from Queensland. I know you're from Stanthorpe. Yep, country Queensland, mate. Which is South Queensland? It's South, yeah.

This is a northern part of Queensland called Tully Heads. Yes. Do you know Tully Heads? I do. Okay. A man in Tully Heads has gone for a swim in his mate's swimming pool. Mm-hmm. And as he's gone to get in...

I already know what's going to happen. There's a crocodile in the pool. Yep. In the swimming pool. Yep. North Queensland, mate. Don't go there. People go missing when they go swimming in lakes.

This is what I wanted. I wanted to tell you this story, and I knew from your reaction whether it was going to be, if you go, oh, my God, that's horrible. But instead we go, yep. Mate, one time. Yeah, that's how we do. My cousins lived up there in North Queensland.

Yeah. They lived in Cairns, actually. Yeah. And we were playing golf in the backyard and they kind of lived like they had a lake kind of out the back. Yeah. And we've hit this golf ball and it's went kind of down into the grass where the lake kind of starts.

Yeah. And I've went to go down there and because I'm from a different part of Queensland that doesn't have crocodiles, I've kind of went down there and my cousin was like, don't, don't. And was like screaming at me. And I said, what, what, what, what? They're like, don't went down there and my cousin was like, don't, don't. And was like screaming at me. And I said, what, what, what, what? They're like, don't go down there. Someone got dragged in there once by a crocodile.

Jesus Christ. And I said, what? They just let the kids play out the back. Yeah, this crocodile here is a metre long and the pool's got a fence around it. How the hell did it get in the pool? They wriggle their way in. And why would you have a pool if there's a chance it's going to be filled with crocs? Like, you couldn't even...

This is my question then. Mate, one time, this is no bullshit, a kangaroo jumped into my car. That is no bullshit. A kangaroo did not jump into your car. It did. I was going 60 kilometres an hour, tried to jump into my back seat, bounced off and then just kept running off into the distance. He goes, Uber for Roo?

Brie and Clint on ZM. You know how the e-scooter craze is on at the moment? Yep, everyone's all about that environmental life. Yeah, Lime Scooters for Auckland and Christchurch, those are the ones you can rent and pay for. But other than that, I feel like everybody, because you want one, is in the market for an e-scooter at the moment. I wanted one before the Lime Scooters came out.

All right, you wanted an e-scooter before they were cool. You're so hipster with your e-scooter. And what, you don't have one now because everyone else has got one? Just because you live far away, you would have got one if you could. I don't know if I would. I don't know if I would. And I'm still struggling to understand the craze.

Well, I'd rather a hoverboard. Why are e-scooters so much more desirable than e-bikes? You know? Because e-bikes aren't, there's no boom in e-bikes the way there is in e-scooters. Yeah, I wonder why that is. Is it because you don't have to sit down? I don't know. There was an e-scooter

store open at one of the biggest malls in Auckland over the weekend, Sylvia Park. There were 1,500 people queued up outside the store before it opened, and they sold every single e-scooter that they have in one day. Are you joking? They put the website up first. How much are they? They sold 600 bucks.

$599. I mean, not super cheap. But with the way gas is. Yeah. This is what it is. It's gas. It's because gas is so expensive. But you can't ride those things everywhere.

No, you can't. But if you live in a place where you can cut out your commute, I guess. I literally got on one of those lime scooters for the first time today. Yeah. And I found out they don't even go up hills. Don't they? They struggle. You know you're supposed to give it a kick as well?

Yeah, when you start. Yeah. But then up a hill doesn't have enough power. Or maybe I'm just real heavy. No, no, no, no. Can we find, what is the weight limit on a Lime? What is the weight? They put some on their website.

They sold 200 scooters on their website in 30 minutes and the whole site crashed. This shop in Sylvia Park, it's in a suburb called Mount Wellington in Auckland. They sold $250,000 worth of scooters in one

day. Oh my god, we need to get into this business. We need to get into the goddamn e-scooter business. If anybody is listening right now, get in touch. We have the radio, okay? We can market these things like crazy. We have the radio. We can put them on the ZM Facebook page. Also illegal. No, it's not illegal. We'll cut them in. We'll give

Ross Boss some money. It's totally sweet. How much do you want? How much do you need? I don't care. Who's got the scooters? This is the new crack. We need to get on this right now. It's the supply that the people want. And also after everyone buys one of these, no one's going to have babies anymore because it's like contraception riding one of them.

I've got a movie recommendation if you'd like one. Oh, Star is Born? No, I haven't seen it yet. Bohemian Rhapsody. Still haven't seen that either. How have you not seen those two movies? They're the biggest movies out this year. I haven't been to the movies in a very long time. You need to go. Both are great. Well, I have

a movie recommendation though. Yesterday was my wife Lucy's birthday. By the way, loved the wind chimes. Have you heard us talking about them? She did not. She loved the wind chimes. She did. I got her wind chimes in a hat and Brie goes, you need to go and buy an expensive handbag.

I did. She loved the handbag, but she loved the wind chimes and a hat and brie goes you need to go and buy an expensive handbag um i did she loved the handbag but she loved the wind chimes 30 from trade aid great present i should ask her what she really thought she don't um what do you want to live in oblivion yeah oblivion obliviously obliviously ignorance ignorance ignorance is bliss ignorance i Ignorance is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. I am and it's blissful. Ignorance is oblivio. I've got a movie recommendation. What is it? So last night, Lucy's birthday, she said,

oh, can I choose a movie for us to watch? I saw this on her Instagram. I, for the first time, watched the movie Notting Hill. Hugh Grant. Julia Roberts A love story for the ages Can I just say What a fantastic film

It's a great film Now I know that I'm talking about a movie from 1999 And I know that the majority of people Will have already seen this But can I say If you're having a romantic evening If you're feeling a bit sad If you just want to watch a happy love story.

To feel good. Notting Hill. How hot is Julia Roberts in that film? How hot is Hugh Grant in that film? I know. He's 39. I don't know how old she is. In that film?

In that film, yeah. Is he? He's a baby face. Total baby face. Oh my God. He plays the same character in every film I've seen him in. Doesn't he just? Slightly posh, dopey, romantic idiot.

Yep. Right? That's him. Loser in love. He plays a loser in love too. And I'm like, you're Hugh bloody Grant. Look at you. As if you've got an issue finding someone.

Notting Hill, by the way, is the movie that this line comes from. Don't forget, I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. I just teared up. No shit. It's also got, this is real, did you watch

Vicar of Dibley? No. Oh, don't worry. What a weird reference. Someone, no. Someone out there right now is going, I did, I did,

tell me the Vicar of Dibley fact. No one watched that. Well, I I did, I did. Tell me the Vicar of Dibley fact. No one watched that. Well, I have to do it in case there is a Vicar. My mum might be listening. The Vicar's friend. Quick for all the mums. She's in it. That's it.

The one who died. She's dead. She's dead now. Back to Notting Hill. This is my life hack. If you want to watch Notting Hill, if you haven't seen it, I recommend watching it. If you have seen it, I recommend watching it again.

Here's the life hack. It's on Netflix. Is it? It's on Netflix. You don't have to pay for it. You don't have to pirate it. I'm going to go watch that tonight and cry myself to sleep.

Also, it's the song that this movie, the movie that this song comes from. Ronan Keating. All together. The smile on your face lets me know that you need me. The movie that this song comes from. Ronan Keating. All together.

Just at the end of this bit. Just at the end of this bit, just at the end of this bit. You say it best You say it best When you say nothing at all There you go. That concludes Clint's movie recommendations from the year 1999. T's and C's, romantic endings don't end like that in real life. Join me next week when I review Jurassic Park 1.