ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 12th 2020
Episode Date: November 12, 2020Who’s that voice?James Bond houseThe Latest with Dean McCarthyDo you wear a g-sting?New aussie national anthemCustomer service voiceWhat’s The Plot!Birthday Banger!We giveaway 100kAussie TV adNew ...car with a houseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, where, I think it's safe to talk about this here, put the winner in the show, put Jim in the podcast.
Oh yeah, put that in the show.
Um, sorry Ben, where are you? You're here. Hello.
Two, two, two, two.
Put Jim in the podcast.
You want it in?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, cool.
It's one of those moments in radio that you'll never forget.
Both breaks?
Um, both breaks.
Nah, just put the second one in.
Just the second one.
Okay.
And we'll do a disclaimer for you When you hear this break
You'll know it when you hear it
It's gonna be after birthday banger
What preceded it
Was about a five minute
Phone dialing session
Of trying to get this guy on the show
It's the guy that we're giving
A hundred thousand dollars to
In the show today
Yeah
And I'll just
Okay so just think about
For a second
How you would react
If you got a phone call
And you received A hundred thousand dollars Someone a phone call and you received a hundred thousand
dollars someone was like you've just won a hundred thousand dollars yeah how would you react think
about that that's all you need and that's probably all we need to say yeah okay uh and thank you to
our wonderful partner jb high five for facilitating the giveaway it's so great they're so great we
already loved those guys and we still love those guys. And pretty amazing that in a tough year,
they've given away $100,000.
Awesome.
And what you will hear is an iconic radio moment.
Oh, yeah.
That's live radio.
This is a live radio.
They should play this.
They should play this to students at radio training school.
And go, that's live radio.
That's live radio, baby.
This will probably win.
Is there a live radio category?
I believe so, yeah.
This could win.
There's a category in New Zealand called the Blackie, and it's the best radio moment. Yeah, it could win. That could win. Is there a live radio category? I believe so, yeah. This could win. There's a category in New Zealand called the Blackie
and it's the best radio moment. Yeah, it could
win. That could win.
And if it did, then
everything is forgiven. Yeah, absolutely.
We'll forgive Jim. We'll let Jim know he
won another award. Okay, we only
have one minute. We're in a little bit of a rush this afternoon.
I just wanted to touch on this. Producer Anastasia
has been away. She's had
producer Jim filling in for her. had Producer Jim Filling in for her
Sorry
Producer Joel
Filling in for her
Oh my gosh
And we asked Joel
This question yesterday
And I wanted to ask you
The question
We went around the room
Yesterday and asked
What everyone's favourite drink is
From the top of my head
Ben was a lager
Bree was a
Pals at the moment
Pals at the moment
I was an alcoholic kombucha
That's not true
It's not true
I just had to compete
With what Joel said
Joel said he was a
1.5 litre bottle of
Nitro.
Oh, my guy.
So Anastasia, what are
you?
Exactly two years to
the day, that would
have been my response
in Nitro.
But two years on,
I'm going to go for
Odd Companies.
Oh, Seltzer as well.
It's kind of just like
another pal.
Yeah, there's a bunch
of them going around.
They're like sweeter,
less bubbly.
It's like a vodka cider essentially, isn't it? Gotcha them going around. They're like sweeter, less bubbly. It's like a vodka cider, essentially, isn't it?
Gotcha, yeah.
I do love a vodka soda.
That was boring compared to what Joel said.
Yeah, well.
You should have said a Jagerbomb.
Oh, Jagerbomb.
And brought that back.
Bring back the Jagerbomb, I say.
What Joel was drinking was essentially a 1.5 litre Jagerbomb.
Yeah, bring back the Jagerbomb.
No, no, it's a Vodka Reboot.
All right.
Oh, yeah, true.
We've got to go. Ten seconds. Ten seconds. Say it quickly. No, it's okay. Okay Valkyrie bomb. All right. Oh, yeah, true. We've got to go.
Ten seconds.
Say it quickly.
No, it's okay.
Okay, we'll say it tomorrow.
Bye.
We'll say it tomorrow.
Bye.
And where's the dolphin?
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3pm.
Give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Here we go again, New Zealand.
Back, waiting for a Dr Ashley Daddy Bloomfield press conference
to see what our future holds.
5.30, that press conference will go live.
Yeah, we're going to take it live to air here on ZM.
Is it 5.30 or is it 5?
Is it 5 or 5.30?
I thought it was 5.30.
I thought so too, but now I'm not 100% sure. We'll look into it
whatever time it's going live, we'll take it here
on the show. And we'll get you the information
as soon as it comes out. All good though,
we'll push on. We've done it before, we can do
it again. Today on the show, some really
really exciting things. Not only
are we playing for $650
of free mobile fuel in What's the Plot
today. That's where you take on
Bree at our movie guessing game and she's not
stressed at all. How are we not up higher
than that? $650.
I'm so stressed. I figured
I think if I go
a win every week until the end of the
year we'll get to $1,000. Yeah, we can do that.
That works perfectly but you have to win
now until Christmas. Yeah, which is
nearly impossible. Even more exciting than that, we're giving away $100, to win now until Christmas. Yeah, which is nearly impossible.
Even more exciting than that, we're giving away $100,000 on the show today.
No, don't adjust your radio sets.
We are giving away $100,000 on the show today.
It's JB Hi-Fi's $100,000 that they've been giving away in stores.
We've been playing JB Higher or Lower on this show to give away prizes with it.
If you've been purchasing things in store at JB Hi-Fi, you are probably in the draw for this as well.
And at five o'clock, we are going to call someone and change their life with $100,000.
They don't even know.
No, they've got no idea.
Well, we don't even know who it's going to be yet.
No.
It's going to pick it out and change someone's life.
Draw goes down at five o'clock here on the show.
So, like I said, big, exciting show
on the way today.
Massive.
Yeah.
Up next.
Oh, this is exciting.
I'm excited for this.
If you want to win
some mobile fuel
and you're good
at guessing
the voices
of cartoon characters,
I think I'm pretty good at this.
It's quite a skill.
If you think
you're really good at it,
I want you to call now
0800-DIAL-ZM.
We've come up with a new game and you've just got to be good at that. That's it. That's think you're really good at it, I want you to call now. 0800 dials at M. We've come up with a new game
and you've just got to be good at that.
That's it. That's all you've got to know.
Well, guess who's that
voice next on the show?
He's 24K golden
in mood. Brian Clint,
it's at M.
Let's play a bit of a game
and play Who's That Voice?
When you're watching a movie, cartoon movie or a show,
and you're like, oh, I know who that is,
but I can't exactly put my finger on it.
Even more than that, I get it when I'm watching ads.
Oh, yeah.
And I go, man, I recognise that voice.
Yeah, that's Clint from ZM.
I didn't know he was a
subway artist.
Allegedly. You sound great
on the edge, by the way. Allegedly.
Sounds like you. Sounds good.
Yeah, whoever that guy is, he's doing a great job.
Sounds delightful. But
I wanted to play a game where we take some
animated characters, their
voices, and see if you know who it is.
Yeah, great idea.
Hannah's here.
Hi, Hannah.
Hello, mate.
Hi.
Are you pretty good at this, guessing characters' voices?
Oh, all the time.
I do it heaps at home.
There you go. What's your game, then?
She's confident.
You're going up against Caleb.
Hi, Caleb.
G'day, Caleb.
Hi there.
How's it going?
What about you, Caleb?
You pretty good at this?
Oh, yeah.
I reckon I'm pretty good at this.
Excellent.
Always watching movies.
Good match-up, then. All right, yeah, I reckon I'm pretty good at this. Excellent. Always watching movies. Good match-up then.
All right, guys, this is how it's going to work.
We've got clips of characters, animated characters.
All you have to do is buzz in with your name
when you think you know what actor or actress is voicing that character.
Best out of five wins.
Let's kick it off with character number one.
To infinity and beyond.
Caleb, who's that?
It's Tim Allen.
No, Caleb.
Caleb.
Yeah, that is Tim Allen.
Yeah, right.
But you knew that, didn't you?
I just knew that.
I did buzz in first, so.
You did.
You did buzz in first.
All right.
Ding.
You got a point.
All right, here comes character number two.
You did it.
You rescued me. You're amazing. You're. point. All right, here comes character number two. You did it. You rescued me.
You're amazing.
Hannah.
Hannah.
Hannah's in first.
Cameron Diaz.
Cameron Diaz.
That is, and it's Princess Fiona from Shrek.
Shrek has the most famous people in it.
Yeah.
Everybody in Shrek is somebody famous.
Super famous.
All right, it's one apiece.
You guys are going well.
Here comes character number three.
Nice and loud with your name buzzers, okay?
Nice and loud as soon as you can.
Good luck.
It's actually Maui shapeshifter demigod of the wind and sea.
Hannah!
Dwayne Johnson.
Yeah, that's right.
It is Dwayne the Rock Johnson playing Maui from Moana.
You even went with his real name.
Yeah.
We would have accepted the rock.
Yeah, we would have.
All right, Caleb, I believe you need this to stay in it.
Here comes character number four.
I can't lay down a layer thick enough.
It's evaporating too fast.
What does that mean?
It means it's hot.
Who was that?
Someone buzzed in.
Hannah?
Hannah.
Caleb, did you buzz in?
No, I didn't.
Okay, call Hannah for the win.
Is it?
Oh, I can't remember his full name, but is it Key and Peele?
Good guess, but no, it's not.
Do you want to hear it one more time, Caleb?
Yes, please.
I can't lay down a layer thick enough.
It's evaporating too fast.
What does that mean?
It means it's hot and I'm dehydrated, Bob.
Oh, it's very recognisable.
Give us a clue.
Who's the character?
The character, and both of you are back in the game right now, okay?
Both of you can buzz in. Hannah. Oh, Hannah's in. Samuel L. Jackson. Who's the character? The character, and both of you are back in the game right now, okay? Both of you can buzz in.
Hannah.
Oh, Hannah's in.
Samuel L. Jackson.
That's correct.
It is Frozone from The Incredibles.
Samuel L. Jackson.
You've won the game, Hannah.
Congratulations.
Yay!
Nice work.
You have the best voice ear in New Zealand.
Do you want to do the last one just to see if you can get all of them?
Yeah, why not?
Okay, here goes the last one.
Have you been observing me?
But I'm always so vigilant.
No one can evade my detection.
That is Bolt from the movie Bolt.
Oh, it is Bolt the dog.
Gosh, I actually do know this one.
I watched this movie the other day.
Oh, it is...
Sorry, I can't remember his name.
John Travolta.
It was on the tip of my tongue.
Have you got kids, Hannah?
I do not. I've got nieces and nephews, though.
There you go. She's got an edge.
There you go. You picked up the mobile feel.
Nice work, Hannah. It was good. Thank you.
Recently, James Bond, Sean Connery, passed away, didn't he?
Yeah, it was sad.
That gun looks more fitting for a woman.
Do you know much about guns, Mr Bond?
No, I know a little about women.
Oh, he's good.
He was in his 90s, though.
He had a good run.
Yes.
Obviously from maybe keeping fit for all those years when he did movies.
Oh, wasn't he fit?
He was very fit.
Here's your chance to live life like James Bond, like Sean Connery,
by moving into Sean Connery's house because it's for sale.
So it's not an actual James Bond house that was in the films.
It's Sean Connery's house.
It's both.
It's both? It's both. So Sean Connery lived in this house in the 80s it's Sean Connery's house. It's both. It's both?
It's both.
So Sean Connery lived in this house in the 80s and 90s.
Yeah.
And it also featured in the James Bond film Never Say Never Again.
Really?
Yes, so it's both.
Can you imagine?
It's both James Bond's house and Sean Connery's house.
I wonder which came first.
Like, did he film at the house and then go,
ooh, I like this house, I'm going to buy it? Or did
he have the house and then they were like, can we film
at your house? Great question. Well, let me sell it to you,
okay? I'm the real estate agent here.
I'm a James Bond. That's my specialist. What's it
got? It's located on the
French Riviera.
So not an easy commute to inner city
Auckland, but you know, you'll make it work.
It is built
in the 1920s.
It's seafront.
It's on a hillside.
It boasts magnificent views overlooking the Cap Denise
and the Mediterranean Sea.
It has five bedrooms, two swimming pools.
Two?
Who's got two swimming pools?
Why do you need two?
James Bond's got two swimming pools.
Classical French architecture.
One's a fake pool.
And 24-acre grounds.
24 acres.
Yeah, but tell me the cool James Bond stuff.
Like, does it have nukes that come out of the roof?
Or what does it have?
Not in the listing, unfortunately.
Maybe they wouldn't put that in the listing.
Exactly right.
You know?
You buy this house.
It's your job to pull every book out of the bookcase
until the secret compartment opens.
Yes. You need to try and slide every rock off to the side to out of the bookcase until the secret compartment opens.
Yes.
You need to try and slide every rock off to the side to see where the secret lair is.
Does it have a secret flying fox that goes from the main bedroom
into one of the pools?
Yes, it does.
That's what I need to know.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, it has one of those.
If you're interested in Sean Connery's house,
James Bond's house,
all you need to part with is $48 million.
Oh, I might as well buy two.
That price.
It's not the house that he died in, by the way.
It's not like, oh, he's dead now, I'd better sell the house.
It's someone who has owned it since then.
And now that he's died, they've gone, shit, good time to sell the house.
It's lucky you're not a real estate agent, eh?
People rock up and you go No need to worry
He didn't die here
No that's what people want from their real estate agent
That's what people want from a real estate agent
No you just don't talk about it
Imagine being the real estate agent
For Hugh Hefner's house and you have to go
Sorry yeah he did die in here
And also don't swim in the pool
Ever
Unless you have a
full-body condom.
Bree and Clint
from iHeartRadio. This is
the latest live from
LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's here with news on the hottest
celebrity collaboration
of the century. We're going to say hi, Dean.
Hi, Dean.
Hi, guys. Yeah, look, Beyonce and her collaboration with Adidas for Ivy Park
is set to become up there with the Night Air Jordan kind of vibe.
They are looking to make a billion bucks from this collaboration.
Now, let me just talk about, if you haven't seen it,
go onto Beyonce's page.
You always know when she's got a new collection coming out
because she'll do something big like a Vogue cover or something like that this time she did vogue last
time it was the super bowl as she walked onto the stage at the super bowl in the middle of the field
the drums had ivy park written on them we were like oh what does that mean and then a few weeks
later they came out so she's so well thought out the marketing's so brilliant they think it could
become the next billion dollar brand now the reason it's so hot right now
is because it's
actually the coolest design.
It's not just like some
Kardashian jeans
or like
push-up bra thing.
It's like
really cool
fashion.
That's shade.
A little bit of shade, everyone.
So yeah,
Beyonce at it again
with another billion dollar deal.
Why not?
I did love
all the boxes
she sent around to celebrities.
Do you remember that?
She sent around big orange boxes. Have you got any Ivy
Park? No, I don't have any.
Did you, Dean? Have you got any Ivy
Park, Dean? No, no.
No, my friend Lala Milan, she's like
an influencer, she got sent
the box. And basically it comes in a truck.
They wheel it off the back of the truck. Yeah.
And you, it's basically
the size of a small
closet. Closet, yeah the size of a small closet.
Yeah, it's a small closet, right?
It gets delivered on the back of a truck and you unwrap it.
And then in the wrapping is the actual life-size closet.
And you open it up and there's all the clothes in your size,
particularly and specifically curated for you.
Dean, how many followers do you have to have?
How many followers does your friend have where she got sent one of those things
from Beyonce?
How many?
So two of my friends actually have.
Lala Milan, go and look her up on Instagram.
She's got like maybe four million.
Whoa.
And, yeah, I think probably, yeah, in the millions.
In the millions.
It's a big deal.
Sweet.
Only 3.99 million to go then.
And then you'll get some free clothes as well.
Yeah.
Good news.
All right, thanks, Dean.
That's fascinating.
And really exciting that Beyonce's finally going to make some money as well.
Yeah, good to see that she's going to get the cash.
So that's good news all around.
That's the latest brought to you by Cookie Time,
celebrating 35 years of Christmas cookies.
You can book a seller now at christmascookies.co.nz.
Brianne Clint.
Oh, excuse me, I've got breaking G-string news.
Hillary Zinks has revealed on TikTok that her G-string nearly killed her.
What?
Mm-hmm.
This sounds like the plot line of a new movie.
Right?
Like G-string NATO.
Yeah, G-string NATO.
Have you seen the new NATO movie?
No.
Iraq-NATO or something.
And it's a hurricane full of spiders.
No, thank you.
Nobody needs that.
Okay, do you want to hear how Hillary Zinks almost died from a G-string?
What'd she do?
And G-stringers, listen up, okay?
Because this concerns you, yeah.
This is an important consideration for you guys.
Okay, here's Hilary.
This is how a thong sent me to the emergency room.
One day I was out of town and I noticed my butt was starting to hurt.
Right above my crack.
On the plane ride home, I couldn't even sit straight.
I got home and I told my mom, I don't know what's wrong with my butt butt show her my butt and she doesn't see anything i don't know why it hurts she said we're
going to the emergency room we gotta figure this out so we went and then i had emergency surgery
on my butt i had an abscess so they cut me open and they start squeezing the pus it smells so bad
he says thank god you came in because this can kill you. So a thong I wore gave me a microscopic cut that led to an infection that could have killed me.
She pulled her G-string up too far.
She got a small cut in her butt crack, which became infected.
In the crack area.
Yeah, in the crack area.
The infection was subdermal, was under the skin.
And it was so bad that it was on the verge of giving her blood poisoning and killing her.
Look.
All from a G-string.
Look, I'm not going to lie.
I have always wondered how having a piece of string straddle that area
of your body, how it's comfortable.
Yeah.
Like I'm not aware of.
You're not a G-stringer?
I'm not a G-stringer, so I don't understand.
Me neither. Yeah. Well, let's hope so. Oh, don't say a G-stringer? I'm not a G-stringer, so I don't understand. Me neither.
Yeah.
Well, let's hope so.
Oh, don't say that.
I mean, you can wear one if you want to.
Don't say that.
Some men like the feeling of a piece of cotton going up their booty.
But it's more common for females to wear G-strings, is what I'm saying.
I'll give you that.
Yeah.
I'll give you that.
So that's an important PSA,
which moves us on to an unexpected piece of content today.
When we were talking about this off air,
Bree said to me,
I reckon I can tell when someone's wearing a G-string.
And I said to her,
fantastic, this is a skill I'd like to put to the test.
So 0800-DIAL-ZM this afternoon.
Is that our phone number?
I'm having a mind blank.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
This is so stupid.
Just call up, tell the producers what undies you're wearing.
We won't tell Bree.
And then Bree will try and guess whether you're wearing a G-string or regular undies.
Because she said she can.
And as a reward for you, just for getting on air, you're going to win a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Boom.
Look out.
Oh, there needs to be a third category.
What's the third category?
No undies.
Oh, true. Oh, that makes it harder for me. Okay, G-string or no G third category. What's the third category? No undies. Oh, true.
Oh, that makes it harder for me.
Okay, G-string or no G-string.
That's the question, all right? That's it.
Bree and Clint.
A woman in the States has nearly died from her G-string,
caused a microscopic cut in her butt crack,
which got infected.
She didn't know it was there, went to the doctor.
They had to squeeze her butt crack.
And they said, thank God you came in because your G-string nearly killed you.
Which has given way to a new segment, which I'm calling Brie G-string detective.
Or G-string psychic.
Should we call it Brie guesses your G?
Brie, Brie string.
It's called Brie string.
That's good.
I'm glad we workshopped that on air.
Yeah.
Brie will try and guess whether five callers this afternoon are wearing a G-string or not.
Whether she's correct or not is for Brie.
It's beside the point.
It's beside the point.
It's purely for pride.
Everybody who plays gets a free JB Hi-Fi voucher
because this afternoon we're giving away $100,000 cash
thanks to JB Hi-Fi.
Okay, perfect.
Tammy is here.
Hi, Tammy.
Hi, how are you going?
Tammy, what is your favourite ice cream flavour?
Ooh, it's anything with caramel or fudge in it.
Yep, she's a G-string wearer.
Okay, Tammy, are you wearing a G-string right now?
Not at all. Damn it! What is it about caramel that makes someone a G-string wearer. Okay, Tammy, are you wearing a G-string right now? Not at all.
Damn it!
What is it about caramel that makes someone a G-string wearer in your box?
I don't know.
Right, okay.
Just a feeling.
None from one.
Rebecca, hi.
Hi, Bec.
Hi.
You get one question from Bree, and then she'll guess.
Bec, what kind of car do you drive?
A Toyota Corolla.
Ooh, G-string wearer.
Nailed it.
Yes, Beck.
Again, I'll pose the same question.
What is it about a Toyota Corolla that makes you a G-string wearer?
Everyone who drives a Toyota Corolla, like my mate, Big Gay Gorgeous Al,
he wears one.
Right.
And drives a Corolla.
And drives a Corolla.
All right.
Love it, Beck. You've got a voucher. Nice work. Georgia, hi. G'day, one. Right. And drives a Corolla. And drives a Corolla. All right. Love it, Beck.
You've got a voucher.
Nice work.
Georgia, hi.
G'day, Georgia.
Hi.
One question.
Hello.
Before we find out.
What star sign are you?
Intimate of details this afternoon.
What star sign?
Sorry, what was that?
What star sign?
Oh, I'm a Gemini.
Oh, Gemini.
They're unpredictable.
I'm going to go underwear.
Underwear.
Georgia.
No, no.
You're a G-string wearer.
I am.
I am.
May I take this opportunity to remind you it's G-string or no.
Oh.
Okay?
Underwear is not a category because anyone who's –
you've got to factor in people who go commando.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay? They either wear a G-string or they're in another category. Yes. Gotcha. It's G-string because anyone who's, you've got to factor in people who go commando. Gotcha, gotcha. Okay.
They either wear a G-string or they're in another category.
Yes.
Gotcha.
It's G-string or other.
Okay.
You're one from three.
Georgia gets a JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Lucene.
Kia ora.
How are we team?
Lucene is my name.
Lucene.
That's a cool name.
Welcome the first man to Bree String, the segment.
Good to be here.
Good to be here. Lucene. That's a cool name. Welcome the first man to Bree String, the segment. Good to be here.
Good to be here.
Lucin.
Hit me.
What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?
Oh, probably a gin and soda with a little bit of lemon.
Oh, you fancy.
You know it.
I've got a vibe. I reckon you might be revolutionary and you wear a G-string.
I am a Y front man.
No g-string here.
That was the vibe I was getting, honest. No!
Lucin, a JB high-five
voucher for you. We love it, Lucin. One more.
You're not going to get more than 50%.
Okay, but I need this one. You can salvage a bit.
You can get two from five. Grace
is our last caller. Hi, Grace.
Hi, Grace. Hi, how's it going?
Welcome to Bree String.
Thanks.
This could be a regular segment.
Grace, are you currently in a relationship?
Yes.
Gotcha.
Can I ask one more question?
On this occasion, you can.
Okay.
Grace, do you have any kids?
Oh, that's not the question I thought you were going to ask.
What do you think? How long have you been in that's not the question I thought you were going to ask. What do you think it was?
How long have you been in that relationship?
Yeah.
I do.
I have three children.
See, that tells me that I've been in the relationship for a good amount of time.
You don't know.
That could be from three other relationships.
Grace, I think you like to keep it saucy.
I think you wear a G-string.
I do indeed.
Yes!
We're going out on a win.
She's done it.
That is two from three. Two from
five, actually. That means we can come back next
week and play again. Oh, is that what it means?
Okay, great.
And everyone gets a JB Hi-Fi voucher
just for telling us if they wear a G-string on it.
What a great show this is.
Bree and Clint.
Did you see what's happening back in my
homeland? Not the state of origin.
Don't want to talk about that.
Oh, yeah.
Your guys got a hiding last night.
Bad loss for the boys last night.
No, not that.
There's pretty much a petition where people are saying
we want to change the national anthem.
Oh.
They're like, I think it's time to change it.
And there's all these people getting on board
and they all think it should be this one particular song.
Okay.
Can I say from the outset, without drilling into the politics
and the lyrical content,
it's one of the more enjoyable anthems to listen to,
the Australian one.
Yeah, I don't mind it.
And I hesitate to give that country any compliments.
Well, we appreciate that.
It's a nice anthem.
Yeah, it's not a bad anthem.
People are saying that they should change it to a
song by a group called The Seekers
and it's called I Am Australian.
Right. You might have heard
it. It sounds like this.
We are one
but we are
many
and from all the lands on earth we come
Have you heard that song?
Oh, this is cool. I like this.
Share a dream
I like this part.
And sing with one voice
I am, you are, we are Australian
It's a bit kumbaya, but it's nice.
It's a pretty iconic song because it's on ads and everyone knows it.
But I thought we may as well do a bit of workshopping
and throw a few others in the ring.
Right.
I mean, if they're looking at changing it.
Sure.
I thought, you know, how is this song from ACDC not in the running?
You bear.
Find a strength.
Imagine the Olympics.
Nazi wins a gold medal and they go kick off the anthem.
If they played this at the Bledisloe,
it would increase the Wallabies' chances by around 70%.
I think it would give them some pump up, you know?
This is the one thing that might be able to rival the Hucka.
You're right.
True.
Not bad.
We can't go past a bit of Cold Chisel either.
This is a great Australian song.
It's a great song.
Yeah.
As the Aussie anthem does, it works.
It tells a story, kind of like an anthem.
It's not a good story, though.
That's true.
It's about a guy who's mentally scarred from the Vietnam War.
Yeah, true, true.
But it's a great song.
It's a great song, it's a great song, yeah.
I thought, you know, we're workshopping ideas for new Aussie anthems
because they're already throwing it up there.
What about a song from an iconic Australian?
If you could see what I see Guy Sebastian. australian guy sebastian ross boss would be happy he loves this song does guy sebastian sing the
anthem like do they roll them out at sports games he has he has he does so many he's too busy doing
all the talent shows true the judging of them true. They always have anthems to fall back on.
Yeah, exactly.
Good idea.
I like this.
Spring through a few more.
Of course,
this is the song
you pretty much play
every time we talk about
something Aussie on this.
This is a great anthem.
Could you imagine?
It would work.
Yeah.
Can you imagine
the whole standing
when it goes,
I said, do you speak my language?
She just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
See?
It's great.
It's got all the things in it.
Good anthem, yeah.
Can't go past Daryl Braithwaite.
That's the way it's going to be, little darling.
We'll be riding on the horses. It's got nothing really much to do with Australia, but everyone knows it.
It's good for people who like horses.
No one would have to learn the song because everyone who's been at a pub knows it.
Yeah, true.
Oh, if you don't drink, you might not know the words.
Yeah, well, true.
And the last suggestion for the new Aussie anthem would have to be John Farnham.
Can't believe you didn't include Tim O'Maddock in this list.
Justice Crew?
Come on, where's the real Aussie icons in this list?
Jeez.
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Here at the Bree and Clint show, we're young, so we're on the pulse of what's happening.
Yeah, man, I'm young as.
So we like to, you know, keep on the TikTok trends.
Yeah, we're ticking and tocking up here. Yeah, and one of the TikTok trends at the moment, Clint,
is showing off your customer service voice.
Right.
We wanted to do a bit of a thing this afternoon where is this you?
And if you know, like you know what I'm talking about as soon as I say it.
Do you have your normal voice like you're talking,
like you and I are talking?
Yeah.
And then do you have a voice that you put on when you talk on the phone,
like at work or to customers or at reception?
At reception.
Your customer service voice.
Yeah.
0800 dials at M right now.
We're going to get a few people on.
And if you make it there, you will get a JB Hi-Fi voucher.
So just keep that in mind.
If you've got a good customer service voice that sounds really
different from your normal voice got it uh take a listen to the tiktok uh trend uh that's going
viral this is my regular voice i'm not doing anything to it and i wanted to show you the
monster that is my customer service voice so hi thanks for calling how can i help you today
and if i'm leaving a voicemail and I have to leave a phone number,
it's going to sound a little something like this.
Oh, my God.
That is so American customer service.
That's wild.
Can I interest you in Geico?
That's what it sounds like.
For the low, low price.
Do you have a customer service voice?
Like, have you ever worked in a job where you had to, like,
call people from reception?
Not really. Not really? No, I've only worked in, like, well, I worked in a job where you had to, like, call people from reception? Not really. Not really?
Nah, I've only worked in, like... Well, I worked
in tourism for a bit.
Oh, that counts. Like, I was on the luge in
Red Roar, but it was more like,
Sup, bro? Pick a cart.
That's the Kiwi customer
service voice. So you give it a go first. I know you
worked in a rental car place. I did work
in a rental car. So give me your... We know your normal voice.
Okay. Yeah, you've heard me a lot.
Hello, thanks for calling Thrifty. How can I help?
Oh, yuck, you do have a customer
service voice.
No worries, I'll put you through to the right people
to talk to. It's so breathy.
Yeah. No worries, I'll put you through to the right
people to talk to.
Dust,
anybody? No dust. We've got some here. You give it a go. Okay, where do I work? Say you
work at ZM. Say I work at ZM. Yeah, say hi. Imagine that I work at ZM. Yeah, imagine you
work at ZM. Okay, cool. Hi and welcome to ZM. You're speaking with Clint. No, it sounds
the same. Does it? Yeah, it sounds quite similar. I have no customer service voice.
Let's give it a go with some people.
Hi, Nick.
Hi, Nick.
Good evening.
Don't tell us where you work,
but tell us the industry in which you work.
Casinos.
Casinos.
Oh, casinos.
You've got to be like, you know.
Pretty slim market of where you might work, by the way.
I can think of all of one casino.
Okay, Nick, when you're ready,
give us your customer service voice.
Good afternoon.
My name is Nicholas.
How can I help you?
Oh, Nicholas.
Yeah, I've definitely talked to you before on the phones, Nicholas.
Yeah, you're like, hi, I put a whole lot of money in this machine
and it didn't come out.
It's called the ATM.
Can you help me?
Okay, wait there.
Michaela.
Hi, Michaela.
Hi, Michaela.
Hello.
Are you doing your voice already? I'm trying not to. No, don't. Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hello. Are you doing your voice already?
I'm trying not to.
No, don't do the voice.
What industry do you work in?
I actually work in a call centre.
Call centre.
Okay, perfect.
Here we go.
Okay.
All right, Michaela, when you're ready,
give us your customer service voice.
Welcome to Blank.
You're speaking with Michaela.
How can I help?
Oh, yuck.
You're so bright and pippy. I hateuck. You're so bright and pippy.
I hate it.
She's so bright and pippy and like, you know.
I feel good.
I feel like you've put a pep in our step.
Yeah.
How would you handle us with your customer service voice
if we had a complaint?
I'd be like, I used Blank service and it's a bloody rip-off.
I want my money back.
I'm sorry you're having this trouble.
Let me just pop you through to someone who can help you.
How many Red Bulls have you had, Michaela?
Right?
We've got a $100 JB high-five voucher for you.
Well done.
Okay, let's get one more one from Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
G'day, Sarah.
Hi, guys.
How are we?
Good.
What industry do you work in?
HOSPO.
HOSPO.
Oh, this should be good, Sarah.
Now, that voice you just did was very lovely.
That wasn't your customer service voice, was it?
No, that's just my real voice, but thanks for the compliment.
Geez, I can't wait to hear the customer service voice.
All right, handle us, okay?
We're customers.
Service us, Sarah.
Hi, guys.
How are we this evening?
What can I get for you?
She's, yeah.
She can tell she works in HOSPO. See how it differs? She's waitstaff, totally, right are we this evening? What can I get for you? She's, yeah. She can tell she works in hospice.
She's waitstaff, totally, right?
Yeah, it differs.
Like, she's more, like, you know, personable and, like, in person.
Sarah, are there any specials tonight?
Oh, yeah, we've got a special pasta and a special pizza tonight.
And the soup of the day is a tomato and capricorn.
I'll have it all, Sarah.
She's got a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Well done, Sarah.
Nice work, mate.
There you go. That was fun. Yeah, it's like two different personalities, eh? It's got a $100 JB high-five voucher. Well done, Sarah. Nice work, mate. There you go.
That was fun.
Yeah, it's like two different personalities.
It's like Jekyll and Hyde.
Call me what you want.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line
that
she can do
Brie and Clint's
What The Plot
Our movie guessing game where you take on Brie
to guess movies
faster than her
and if you can do it you'll take home
free mobile fuel today to the value of
$650.
I don't even want to talk.
It's very stressful for Bree at the moment.
It is so stressful.
The numbers are more than she can handle.
Taking you on today is Steve.
Hi, Steve.
Hi, Steve.
Hey, how are you?
Are you good at this game?
Have you ever played before?
I've played it, yeah, listening.
Listening, yeah.
So you've practised.
For the last three weeks, I would have nailed great.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Great.
Today on the show at 5.30,
we are giving away $100,000 thanks to JB Hi-Fi.
JB Hi-Fi is money.
We have the privilege of giving it away.
So today the theme for What's the Plot is movies about money.
Oh, God.
Steve just said excellent.
Here we go, everybody.
All right.
Your buzzer is your name.
Don't wait for me to finish the plot before you have a guess.
Movie number one.
Rachel is happy to accompany her long-time boyfriend, Nick,
to his best friend's wedding.
Brie.
Brie.
My best friend's wedding.
My best friend's wedding.
Oh, it's not.
It's not about money.
It's not about money, is it?
It's a free guess for Steve.
Nah, got nothing on that one.
Yeah, I'll keep going.
She's happy to accompany Nick
To his best friend's wedding
In Singapore
Free
Free
Crazy Rich Asians
100% correct
There it is
I haven't seen that one
You haven't seen it
It's a great film
It's really good
It's trashy
It's fun
It's real good
It's good
Okay
Movie number two
You need this Steve
I do In 2008 It's good. Okay. Movie number two. You need this, Steve.
I do.
In 2008, Wall Street Guru.
Brie.
Wall Street Guru.
Is it?
She's got this.
I actually don't.
Steve, is it Wolf of Wall Street?
Wolf of Wall Street.
I knew it wasn't.
Free guess, Steve.
Is it the sequel, Money Never Sleeps?
Incorrect.
I'll keep going.
In 2008, Wall Street guru Michael Burry realises that a number of subprime home loans are in danger.
Brie.
Oh, I know this.
I watched it.
I watched it.
It's a true story.
Neither of you get this or move on to another movie.
What about that genre?
I literally have seen it.
I forget what it's called.
Buzz you out.
Free guess, Steve?
None.
It's the big short.
Yes, I have seen it. It's the movie about the global financial crisis.
All right, reset.
Let's keep moving.
It's still one point to Bree, zero points to Steve.
Oh, this is such a long game.
Movie number...
Back talk.
Yeah, right?
You guys are meant to be good at this.
Okay, movie's about money.
Our hero has every toy that a little boy could ever want.
Bree.
Richie Rich.
Richie Rich is correct.
Steve, you've got to use your buzzer.
There it goes.
She's done it.
I didn't use my buzzer.
Yeah.
Sorry, Steve.
Steve, you get...
Oh, hi.
Steve, you get $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher for playing.
Congratulations.
Don't go home empty-handed.
Excellent.
Love it.
Thank you.
No worries, Steve.
Next week, we'll play for $700 of mobile fuel. I think that's the most I've ever got to. $700? I'm empty-handed. Excellent. Love it. Thank you. No worries, Steve. Next week we'll play for $700 of mobile fuel.
I think that's the most I've ever got to.
$700?
I'm pretty sure.
All right.
Which doesn't make me comfortable.
Which means it's where you failed last time.
Why would I say that?
No.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
All right, let's do something fun.
Birthday Banger for a Thursday.
We'll figure out what was number one on these three people's birthdays.
Let's start off with Shannon.
Hello, Shannon.
Hey, guys.
How are we?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, not bad, thank you.
That's good.
What's your birthday, Shannon?
It's 4th of December, 1983.
All right.
You were 16 in 1999 on the 4th of December.
And here's your birthday banger.
Matchbox 20.
Smooth.
Great birthday banger.
Santana.
Oh, right.
It's Rob Thomas and Santana, isn't it?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, right.
The singer of Matchbox 20.
And it is Soft Rock Thursday, so that is a great option.
Shannon, well done.
That's awesome.
Cool.
Okay, let's get one on for Tom.
Hey, Tom.
G'day, Tom.
Hello.
What's your birthday, Tom?
13th of January, 1997.
Right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 13th of January.
And Tom, this was top in the charts.
I'm gonna pop some Jags. Only got $20 in my pocket. Banger. on the 13th of January. And Tom, this was top of the charts.
Banger.
I can't believe this is 2013.
It's that old.
Massive song from Macklemore.
What do you think, Tom?
That's awesome.
I think I've got a real good shot now.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Well done.
Last one's for Sharon, eh, Sharon?
G'day, Shaz.
Hi.
How are you?
Great.
That's good.
Good to have you on the show, Sharon. G'day, Shaz. Hi. How are you? Great. That's good. Good to have you on the show, Sharon.
What's your birthday?
The 25th of September, 68,
which is also my brother-in-law's,
my brother-in-law Glenn's.
Oh, there you go.
Well, you guys will have the same birthday banger because you were both 16 in 1984 on the 25th of September
and here's both your birthday bangers.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
Tina Turner.
What does love
got to do with it?
Got to do with it.
Great song.
That's a banger, Sharon.
Is that enough
to beat Rob Thomas
and Santana
on a soft rock Thursday?
That's the important question here.
It is pretty soft tones.
It is soft.
Dulcet tones.
Or are we in a Macklemore mood?
That song from Ted Turner has become relevant again
because of the Kygo remix, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
The Macklemore song is a banger.
And, I mean, who doesn't love that smooth song from Santana?
I don't know.
It's hard.
I feel like we need something upbeat.
I know it's a bit generic, but I think we probably need to go thrift shop.
Yeah, I think so too.
Right?
I feel like we need to feel the vibes of the afternoon and just go, let's do it.
Tom, you've done it, mate.
You've won.
Yes.
That's amazing.
And actually, everyone has won because you've all got a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Nice work.
Oh, fantastic.
Thank you, guys.
Stick around, everybody.
We're going to give away $100,000 from JB Hi-Fi
in the next six minutes.
We're going to change someone's world.
After Matt Clamore and Ryan Lewis,
here's Thrift Shop on ZM.
What, what, what, what?
What, what, what, what?
What, what, what, what? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, Only got $20 in my pocket. I'm looking for a color.
This is being more slow.
Now, walk into the club like, what up?
I got a big mouth.
I'm just pumped.
I bought some shit from a thrift shop.
Ice on the fringe is so damn frosty.
The people like, damn, that's a cold ass honky.
Roving in hella deep, headed to the mezzanine.
Dressed in all pink, set my gator shoes.
Those are grain drapes and a leopard mink.
Girl standing next to me
Probably should've washed this
Smells like R. Kelly's sheets
Piss
But sh**, it was 99 cents
Copping it, washing it
About to go and get some compliments
Passing off on those moccasins
Someone else has been walking in
Bummy and grudgy f***ing men
I'm stunting and blossing and saving my money
And I'm hella happy that's a bargain
I'ma take it grandpa style
I'ma take it grandpa style
No for real, ask your grandpa Can I have his hand me down? Thank you. Ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no I can take some pro wings, make them cool Tell those sneaker heads it be like
Ah, he got the Velcro
I'm gonna pop some Jags
Only got $20 in my pocket
I'm huntin', lookin' for a comer
This is f***ing awesome
I'm gonna pop some Jags
Only got $20 in my pocket
I'm huntin', lookin' for a comer
This is being awesome
What you know about rockin' the wolf
on your noggin? What you knowin' about
wearin' a fur foxkin? I'm diggin'
I'm diggin', I'm searchin' right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's
come up, thank your granddad, we're donatin' that
plaid button-up shirt, cause right now
I'm up in her sturdy tip, I'm at the
Goodwill, you can find me in the
I'm not, I'm not stuck on friction in the section
Your grandma, your auntie, your mama, your mammy
I'll take those flannel zebra jammies secondhand
I rock that
The built-in onesie with the socks on them
I hit the party and they stop in that
They be like, oh, that Gucci, that's hella tight
I'm like, yo, that's $50 for a t-shirt
Limited edition, let's do some simple edition
$50 for a t-shirt, that's just Let's do some simple edition. $50 for a t-shirt. That's just some ignorant.
I call that getting swindled and pipped.
I call that getting tricked by business.
That shirt's hella dope.
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella dope.
Pete Gang, come take a look through my telescope.
Trying to get girls from a brand.
Man, you hella won't.
Man, you hella won't.
Goodwill
Popping tags
Yeah
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm hunting
Looking for a comer
This is being awesome
I'll wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big air coat
From that thrift shop down the road
I'll wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big air coat
From that thrift shop down the road
I'm gonna pop some Jags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm huntin', lookin' for a comer
This is being awesome
Zeddy and Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon.
McLemore and Ryan Lewis.
There's a lot happening in here.
The whole JB Hi-Fi team are here in the studio with us
because we're about to give away $100,000.
After the ads, okay?
After the ads.
Everyone just chill out for a second.
Bree and Clint.
ZDM Brie and Clint, that's Jason
Jamulo and Take You Dancing.
If you enjoy live radio,
this is part of it. These things
happen sometimes. You had one job
to pick up your phone so we can
give you $100,000.
This is the pinnacle of Brie in
my career. This is as good
as it gets. This is what you go to broadcasting school for. This is live radio, mate. This is the pinnacle of Bree in my career. Like, this is as good as it gets. This is what you go to broadcasting school for.
This is live radio, mate.
This is what happens.
You've got to roll with it.
We are trying to contact someone and give them $100,000.
You wouldn't think it would be that hard to give away $100,000.
But, I mean, this is a draw, and the names get drawn out,
and you don't get drawn out on the basis of being good at answering the phone.
No.
It's a fair draw.
Yes.
This person has won it.
We need to get in contact.
We're going to call them one more time.
And if they answer, fantastic.
Party pop is at the ready.
If they don't, we're going to award the prize.
And the team from JB Hi-Fi will show up to their house with a novelty check.
Great.
Okay.
Let's put in the call one more time.
And everybody, hope for the best.
I want spirit fingers in.
I want positive juju.
Come on, radio gods.
And I'm going for the landline.
I'm opting for the landline on this call.
Oh, come on.
It'd be so nice to tell someone that they've won 100 grand right now.
We're going to give this 10 rings, everybody.
That's two. That's two.
That's two.
I thought that was it.
That's three.
That's four.
Five.
Come on.
This is $100,000 from JB Hi-Fi.
Someone who has shopped in at JB Hi-Fi in the last eight weeks.
With eight rings.
Nine rings.
Ten rings.
No, no, no, no.
You want one more?
I want three more.
Three more.
Okay, one more.
Imagine if they picked up.
Imagine if they'd picked up, but they didn't.
Okay.
Jim, who shopped at the new Lynn JB Hi-Fi store in Lynn Mall.
Congratulations.
You have won $100,000.
Cue the party bobbers.
There we go.
$100,000.
The phone is still ringing.
Jim, wherever you are.
Breaking news, everybody.
Wait, stop.
Breaking news.
Stop. Hello, ZM. Wait, stop. Breaking news.
Hello, ZDM.
Who's this?
This is Jim.
Yeah, g'day, Jim.
It's Bree and Clint calling from ZDM.
How's your phone?
Oh, not too bad.
It's working?
Jim, question. Seems to be.
Have you shopped at JB Hi-Fi recently?
Yes, the one in Newland, I think.
Yeah, fantastic JB Hi-Fi store.
It's my local JB Hi-Fi store, actually.
Yeah, you could have shopped there.
Look, maybe just a bit of good news for you, Jim.
You've won $100,000.
Oh, wow, really?
Jim!
Jim, the most casual winner I've ever heard in my life.
$100,000.
Great, thanks very much.
Jim, Jim, Jim, you are the most understated,
casual person I have ever met in my entire life.
We've been trying to track you down. This is like the fugitive we've been trying to find you.
And we've just given you $100,000.
You've got me now.
Yeah, there we go.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Well done, okay?
We're proud of you and we're really happy for you.
What is $100,000 going to do for your life?
Oh, quite a lot.
I'm sure we can think of a good use to it.
So casual.
I'm sure you'll put it to good use, Jim.
A $100,000 richer, all thanks to JB Hi-Fi.
Congratulations, Jim.
Oh, thanks very much. There we go. You're very, very welcome. I'm so glad you finally pickedFi. Congratulations, Jim. Thanks very much.
You're very, very welcome.
I'm so glad you finally picked up the phone, Jim.
Live radio, everybody.
Thank you, JB Hi-Fi.
That is the $100,000 giveaway.
Bree and Clint.
Bloody Jim.
Jesus.
Bloody Jim.
Congratulations, Jim.
We're very proud of you, mate.
Well done.
Hey, $100,000, that's life-changing.
This is Bree and Clint.
You're listening to ZM,
where I have a different opportunity, actually.
This is really interesting.
There is an Australian company
who are looking for a very specific type of person
to feature in one of their new TV ads.
Ooh, is it another Where the Bloody Hell Are Ya?
Could be.
Could it?
Has the chance to be one of those ads.
And if you're the right person to be in this ad,
they want to pay you $15,000.
Whoa!
Now, here's where it gets interesting.
I think you might be the right person.
Really?
I think you, Bree Thomas L., Australian by birth,
might be the right person for this TV ad.
Is it an ad for like?
Diarrhea medication.
Yeah, is it?
No, it's not.
Okay.
Okay.
This is an ad for car company.
Right.
Okay.
Now let's just go through the criteria.
They're looking for a girl to feature in this ad.
Yes, check.
Check.
They need to be between the ages of 20 and 30.
Check.
Just. Just. We need to film the ad ages of 20 and 30. Check. Just.
Just.
We need to film the ad before January.
Yeah, quick.
And the final criteria to be in this ad,
you need to be able to do a burnout.
Check.
She's from country Queensland.
She knows how to do a burnout.
Check it, mate.
So to do this ad and get paid $15,000,
there's one line that you need to deliver.
Okay.
Okay, and they want audition tape sent in.
So we're going to do your audition tape right now.
Okay.
And I'm going to help you with it.
Okay.
All right?
The line is,
I found my dream car.
Okay?
Okay.
And after delivering that line,
you're going to do a burnout.
Don't worry about that bit.
I just want you to focus on the line.
I've got that covered.
Now, do they want a thick Aussie accent?
It's up to you.
I can't help you there.
I need you to be the actor in this situation
and I'll be the director.
Okay.
So what's the line one more time?
I found my dream car.
Okay.
This is a real job opportunity for a car company in Australia.
I'm going to look at the camera when I deliver the line.
Yeah, look at the camera.
Okay, here we go.
Let's set the scene. Good luck, Bree. Thank you. I'm rooting to look at the camera when I deliver the line. Yeah, look at the camera. Okay, here we go. Let's set the scene.
Good luck, Bree.
Thank you.
I'm rooting for you.
Yeah.
I found my dream car.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think she's nailed it.
I think she's nailed it.
Give me the money.
Move over, Nicole Kidman.
Move over, Bindi Irwin.
What a new Australian star
That was fun
Okay, do you want a free car?
Yeah, absolutely
Who doesn't want a free car?
You're in on this
Do you want to know what the car is first?
Or are you not really concerned?
Is it roadworthy?
It's roadworthy, yeah
Okay, that's good
It's more than roadworthy
It's a supercharged 2006 Ford Mustang GT worth over $40,000.
Love it.
Bring that on.
And it's free.
You want that?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
All you need to do to get this free car is purchase
1 Bar 725 Remuera Road in the very posh Auckland suburb of Remuera.
There's always a bloody catch.
Yeah, but free car.
What do you mean free car?
How much is the house?
We're not going to go straight to the price.
The house is a four-bedroom new build
in the very hoiti-toiti posh suburb of Remuera.
Sounds delightful.
The house, which is in the very fancy suburb of Remuera,
has four bedrooms.
Did I say that yet?
How many bathrooms?
Two, I think.
I'll just check, I'll just Two, I think.
I'll just check, I'll just check, I'll just check.
Could give a bit more than two, maybe two and a half, like a powder room.
Three.
And a powder room?
Three bathrooms and two car parks, one of which will contain your free Ford Mustang GT.
Okay.
This house is currently for sale on oneroof.co.nz, New Zealand's leading property website.
What else do you get?
Sounding like a pretty standard... Is there a pool?
Is there a tennis court?
Nah.
Oh, it looks pretty good.
Yeah, it looks good, yeah.
Not that people listening can see what it looks like,
but it looks quite...
Have I got you hooked, though?
Are you interested in the house?
I don't know.
I need to know price.
I'm a price gal.
Okay.
And remember, it comes with a free car.
You can own this piece of prime New Zealand real estate
in the very fancy, very la-di-da, very hoity-toity, snooty-booty
part of Auckland, Rimuera.
My kids can go to grammar.
For the low, low price of $1,995,000.
I think I'll just stick with my car.
But come to the free car, man.
I know, but I don't have $1.9 million.
Who do these real estate agents think they are
trying to trick us into buying their houses with free cars?
You're not fooling us.
You're not fooling us.
We know the price of the car is built into the house.
Yeah.
Okay?
We're not stupid.
We know.
Okay?
Stop trying to trick us.
What is this?
Some kind of marketing ploy to get us to talk about the house?
Oh.
Oh, no.
Damn it.
They got us.
Hoodwinked again.
This is one point to you guys.
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