ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 13th 2018

Episode Date: November 13, 2018

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Z-DAMM! Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Z-DAMM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hi, Brie. Happy World Kindness Day. Is that what it is?

It's World Kindness Day. Oh, lucky I've been kind then. What have you done that's kind? Um... No, I'm not going to say that. I bought you that juice. You did? Thank you.

That was for World Kindness Day. I bought Ellie a pair of shoes. Yeah. Oh, did you buy those shoes for her? Yeah. No, you bought those shoes for yourself and you don't like them. No, I bought them for myself and I bought a pair for her. Did you?

Yeah. Oh, well, happy World Kindness Day, Ellie. Also, World Sadness Day today too with Stan Lee passing away. Oh, that's horrible news. He's the guy responsible for all the Avengers. He was 96. Yeah, he was up there. Good innings.

It didn't hit me how sad that is until Ross came in, and Ross is a huge Marvel fan. Ross Boss. Ross Boss. And he goes, the saddest thing about this is it's been 10 years of Avengers movies. There's one movie left to go that finishes the whole thing and he's not going to get to see it. That's sad.

He'll see it. He'll be watching down, mate. Special preview screening. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Hey, big show today. We have your chance to get along to Friday Jams Live.

Yeah, we have Friday Jams Live tickets all this week for the rest of this week. You just have to be listening straight after five o'clock. Do you want to give any... You need a particular skill for this. The only thing I'm going to tell you is that... Anyone can do it. Anyone can do this. The game that we're going to play for you

to win these Friday Jams live tickets is called The Negotiator. That's all I'm going to tell you. Yeah. There is a double pass, though. Someone will get a double pass on our show today at 5 o'clock. Yes, and every day this week, leading up to the massive event that is on Sunday.

Next, though, we want to talk breastfeeding. We've just got it all. That's right. We've gone for a real parental slant on the show now. No, I want you to think in your mind, what is an awkward age to still being breastfed at? That's all you have to do. We're going to talk about someone who's up there age-wise,

straight after this. ZM, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint on ZM. I want to talk breastfeeding. Not a topic that I'm particularly expert in. Or you. I don't think you could breastfeed if you wanted to. Hopefully not. You've got the smallest nipples I've ever seen. Oh, I think you're saying I don't think you could breastfeed if you wanted to. Hopefully not. You've got the smallest nipples I've ever seen.

Oh, I think you're saying I don't have the cup size for it. That too. Yeah, thank you. That's what I need to hear. Story out of the UK about a lady who's being shamed, slammed for breastfeeding her kid for too long. Yeah, because people would probably be thinking, oh, she's breastfed in public and she's being shamed for it.

No. No. It's because of how old the kid's being shamed for it. No. No. It's because of how old the kid is. We've got to take a stance too. We're pro breastfeeding. Are we pro breastfeeding? A hundred percent. We love breastfeeding.

It's our favourite way to be fed. My favourite thing? Breastfeeding. I love it. Do it. No, but we are. We've gone too pro. It's a natural thing.

Go for it. This lady out of the UK, her name is Sharon Spink. She is being publicly shamed after an article in The Sun, which is like their tabloid newspaper over there, revealed that she is still breastfeeding her daughter who is nine years old.

Yep, that's definitely a large human. A nine year old. That's an age where they are not able to just walk to the fridge. Yep, that's definitely a large human. A nine-year-old? That's an age where they're not able to just walk to the fridge. They can get their own glass of milk at that age, can't they? And if your body is still the fridge, they can eat standing up. I don't get how the body's still producing. Is it because she's had other kids?

Again, I don't know too much. I'm not an expert in the area. But I think if you keep going, it will keep going. As long as you keep feeding continuously, the body will keep providing. She's getting called lots. She's getting really abused for it, which we're not here to do. How do people find out about it? She did an article in the Sun newspaper.

She's actually a breastfeeding counsellor. She helps women to breastfeed. From what I do know about it, it's quite a hard process. From what I've heard, yeah, from friends of mine, it's not easy. It's her job to coach new mothers through

the breastfeeding thing. And then she's done an article and she's revealed in there, I do it to my daughter who's nine. Probably should have left that part out. Does the kid come home from school at lunchtime? Or does she take a packed lunch? How can she take a packed lunch? You express it.

What, she breast pumps it? She pumps it. I don't know. I don't know how she does it. I said to you off air, isn't it a rule of thumb if the kid's got teeth? Probably a no-go zone. Well, it would be for me if the kid had teeth. I wouldn't let them on mine if they had the ability to bite through it.

Oh, it's great. It's a natural thing, and it gives the kid so much natural substance and nutrients that it needs, but there needs to be a certain age. One more time, no show is more pro breastfeeding than the Bree and Clint show. We love it. But we thought we'd ask mums this afternoon. When do you stop?

When's the right age? Is nine the new two? I don't know. I'd find it weird if they were walking. For real, nine's never been the new two. You don't know. I'd find it weird if they were walking. Let's be real. Nine's never been the new two. You know another good rule of thumb? If they've got facial hair, stop. If they're hungover, stop.

If you're hungover, not a good idea either. Stop then too. But like we said, we don't know. So we're opening it up to mums. We don't often do mum topics but 0800 dial ZM. When is the right age to stop breastfeeding? I'm actually

really interested. Like what age does it become weird? Yes, what age is it weird? And why? See what we get. We'll hear from the mums next. We're treading in dodgy territory here. We're talking about breastfeeding. An area in which we have no right to speak. No, I have, well, hopefully one point in my life I will breastfeed.

I've been breastfed. Don't remember it. Sure, it was lovely. Look at me. I grew up nice and strong. So there's a story out of the UK, though, about a lady who's actually a breastfeeding counsellor. She helps women to breastfeed.

And this kid's going to remember it. Her daughter's nine. So she's going to have a very good memory of being breastfed. It could be her favourite meal. Her teacher could say to her, what's your favourite food? And she might have to say breast milk. Mum's milk. Mummy's milk.

So we wanted to ask, rather than us keep treading around in this environment where we know nothing let's ask mums. What is the age where it gets weird if you're still breastfeeding? We'll start with Lisa. Hi Lisa. Hi, how's it going? Good. Thank you. You're a qualified breastfeeder? I am. I've got

three and I've fed all three of them. Two to two years old and one to six months because he was a bad biter and I still regret that of them, two to two years old and one to six months because he was a bad biter, and I still regret that. I think two is about the right age. She's got scars. So when does it get weird? Oh, I think when, I don't know, probably, I don't know, four or five, I'd say that's a bit weird.

But, I mean, when you're feeding a two-year-old, you're really only feeding them once a day, and they're still a baby. They're still all cuddled up to you. Lisa, if they're four or five, they're going off to kindy. Yeah, and yeah, I would find that a bit weird. I've seen people do it, and it kind of made me feel a little bit queasy, but, you know.

See, four, I'm probably going to go, oh, that's a bit strange. But if they're nine, if they're nine. Nine. If they're nine. Yeah. What about 12? Because they're not a teenager yet. No, I've got a 12-year-old and there's absolutely no way I'd slap him if he came trying to do that to me. Let's not say we'll slap our kids, but.

On the text machine. Yeah. Someone said, it gets weird when the kid can comment on the fact that mum has a new bra. Again, the show is very pro-breastfeeding. We love it. We absolutely love it. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, how are you? We're good. When does it get weird? I don't think it's weird, really. And I think, you know, even using the term weird is a little bit kind of shaming of people doing it. Sure. But I think the natural age to wean is around about six years old or when the second teeth come in and the milk teeth fall out. Really? Is that really?

Is that why they call them milk teeth? You lose your first teeth and then you get your second set when you're about six. That's why they call them milk teeth because the other ones you're meant to be, oh, weird. Okay. And also, that's when the immune system is fully developed because actually, back in the day before there was

kind of chemical vaccination, the way that people develop their immunity is it's passed on to the child from the mother through the milk. Sarah, can I ask you? And so anything that you get, like say if there's anybody around you with any kind of diseases, the mother's body will produce antibodies and they'll go through the milk to the milk. And so anything that you get, like say if there's anybody around you with any kind of

diseases, the mother's body will produce antibodies and they'll go through the milk to the child. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Can I ask you, Sarah, did you breastfeed your kids? How old was... My first one, I stopped when he was 16 months old because I was much younger when I had him. And I was a bit embarrassed because at the point that he was 16 months old, he would sometimes in public, like at the supermarket, he would put his hand down my top or whatever

and I was like, oh my God, how embarrassing. That's pretty normal though, isn't it? Hey? That's pretty normal though for kids when they're about that age. Oh, totally, totally. Okay. Sorry, Sam.

Sarah, thank you. Last one, Sam. Like I said, we know we're in dodgy territory here. The show's very pro-breastfeeding. We love it. You can't say it enough. Can't say it enough. Someone in the UK has been bagged out for doing it to a nine-year-old.

When does it get weird? Sam? Hi. Yeah, I don't think it's weird. I just think it's up to the child and the mother. Okay. And it's not really anyone else's business. That just think it's up to the child and the mother. Okay. And it's not really anyone else's business. That's fair enough.

Sam, do you have kids yourself? Yeah, I've just got the one. Oh, yeah? And how old is your kid at the moment? She's six and a half. And are you still breastfeeding her? No, she finished just before her sixth birthday. Okay.

Which, I mean, Sam, obviously six, we've had a few people that's around the age. They say that's about the time. If your daughter was nine, do you think you'd feel, would you feel a bit strange still breastfeeding her? Would you be okay with that? Well, it's hard to say because I haven't been there. Yeah.

You know, I actually have known people that have breastfed up to 12. Really? You know, it's not that unusual. Is it not? You don't see it. Yeah, you're right. My daughter wasn't breastfeeding in public at six. She only did it at night.

You probably don't see it because if you do, then radio announcers would go on and call you weird on the radio, right? Is that what this comes back to? Yeah, possibly. Or they just, you know, it's not like they're breastfeeding all the time like in Newborn. They're doing other things as well. Yeah. Like I said, Sam.

Because they're having a juice box in between. Or a burger. And a full steak at the pub. Exactly, yeah. Okay. Hey, and that's why we asked mums. And like I said before We're very pro Pro

Very pro breastfeeding We love it And conversation over Bree and Clint On ZM We have some Selfie news But first

Let me take a selfie Weird to think This is a Chainsmokers song eh You know you're not Allowed to ask them About it when you Interview them They want to pretend They never made this song Yeah People never forget Chainsmokers song, eh? You know you're not allowed to ask them about it when you interview them? They want to pretend

they never made this song. Yeah. People never forget Chainsmokers. You did this. People don't forget. And you did that Albatross song. Well, you didn't,

but we could just pin other songs on you. How did that go? I'm an Albatross. That little mouse because I'm an Albatross. Anyway, selfies. That song was lit.

Research out of Swansea University and Milan University, two of my favourite universities. I love those. That people who take a lot of selfies could be narcissists. Yeah, well, no crap. Some studies you don't need to commission,

but this one has been done. That didn't need to be a study. The more selfies you take in post, the more likely you are to have narcissistic traits. For those who don't know, do you want to know what narcissism is? Sure. Narcissism is a personality characteristic

that can involve grandiose exhibitionism. Speak in English. You need to be centre of attention. Right. You need to stand up in the office and go, Oh my God, what am I having for lunch today? Oh my God. And everyone's like, we don't care, you narcissist.

I started a slow clap in the office yesterday. I walked out, started the slow clap, took off. Beliefs relating to entitlement. Okay. And exploiting other people. So not a nice characteristic to have about yourself. Yeah, it's not nice to be called a narcissist. We thought, seeing as you and I both have social media accounts.

I thought you were going to say because we both have some of those qualities. Well, maybe that too. We're about to find out. We'd figure out which one of us was, according to the study, the bigger narcissist. And this could be a good equation for you to do at home as well. Yes. Producer Ellie, the bigger narcissist. And this could be a good equation for you to do at home as well. Yes.

Producer Ellie, hi. Hello. We've had you review both of our Instagram accounts. I have, yes. I don't like this. We gave you some parameters. So what are the terms? Go back to the start of the year, the beginning of 2018.

I want to know who's posted the most and who's posted the most selfies. Right. So what does a selfie categorise as? Selfie needs to be a photo of yourself that you've taken where you are the focus of the photo. Right. So if someone else, so say you've put your arm out, you're taking it as a selfie but someone else is in the shot.

Doesn't count. Not a selfie. Not a selfie in this sense, because it's not all about you. You could just be doing that when you met Prince Harry. Exactly. You know, and that's not narcissistic. That's about Prince Harry, and you just needed to be in it. Or if you're posting a picture with you, with your mate.

Not, that's not, that doesn't count. Yeah. Also doesn't count if it's a photo of you that someone else took, because that's not a selfie. Technically not. It's just a photo of yourself that you've posted. Why? Have you posted a few of those, have you? I don't know the result.

Ellie's nodding. She's nodding. I don't know how this is going to come out. I'd love to see how many of those are on yours. But I haven't counted those ones. You know you can just go and look. Well, I might after this. When you're ready, Ellie, deliver us some results.

Okay. So in 2018, from January the 1st, the amount of posts from Bree, we've had 63 posts. That includes videos and photos. Since the start, 63. That's all year. Is that a lot?

Well, not when you compare it to Clinton, who has had 133. So that's double, over double. Well, you know, I've got to share it around. I've got to give some posts to my wife. Les Mills. We've got two cats. Burger Fuel.

Yeah, you've got a lot of cats. Yeah, there were a lot of cats. Hello Fresh. I haven't done any Hello Fresh posts. Not yet. Keen though. If you're listening. Okay, Ellie.

Of that, who posted the most selfies? So of that, the most selfies were posted by Clinton Roberts. Yes! Yeah. Now, I've broken it down here because I wasn't too sure what happens when it's you and an animal. Now, Clinton, you've got a lot of you and your two cats. Technically not a human. No, not a selfie. It's me and the

cat. Yeah, so the focus, I guess, is the cats. Good looking cats, though. If we include animals, Bree, you've posted two selfies all year. Clint, you've posted... Is this including animals? This is including animals. Two? Oh, so this is including animals. This is including animals. Yeah. Oh, so this is including animals.

This is including animals. Yeah. Right. Clint, including animals, you've posted 13 selfies. Seven of those with your cat. So even without animals, he still posted more. He still did six, yeah. And then you did one, so you get a 50%.

One was with a dog and one was just you. I am a sad, sad human being. Do you want the percentages? Yeah. 3.17% of Bree's were selfies and 9.77% of your posts were selfies. This is the best day ever. I need to get a life. I need to get a life.

Mate, I'm so happy. You want a feel-good story? Sure. This is a Say it with me Amazing story of animal survival That's a story where an animal Amazingly has survived against all odds

God I love animals I know Have you ever had that feeling Where your animal's gone missing? Have you ever experienced that? My childhood dog Sc Scampi, English Terrier, went missing when I was a kid.

And it turned up like two weeks later. Turns out, it wasn't the real Scampi. Oh, you got a replacement Scampi? My parents replaced Scampi with another dog only found out a couple of years ago. That's a different segment. That's amazing stories

of animal deception. Scamby got hit by a car, didn't Scamby. Okay, well let me cheer you up with this. Let me cheer you up with this one. Yep. It's a guinea pig based animal survival story. Yes. The Snow family of Mount Eden in Auckland have guinea pigs. Oh, it's a local story.

Mm-hmm. They went away on holiday, so they had to excuse me can you just snap your fingers when you no there's a lot of detail in this story we've got to go on a journey fine so are you wanted now can I do my story? Thank you Sorry, I'm listening now I'm listening

The Snow family have guinea pigs They were going on holiday They went to the airport Their grandma went around to the house a few days later To feed the guinea pig Their guinea pig Patches was missing to feed the guinea pig. Okay. Their guinea pig patches was missing. Oh, no. The guinea pig has been found at the airport.

What? The kid put it in the suitcase? No. The guinea pig climbed up underneath the car and was hiding in the bumper of their car. When they had driven from Mount Eden to the airport, which for those who don't live locally, is about a 30-minute drive. It's a long way.

They've gone around a sharp corner. The guinea pig has flown out of the bumper of the car, skidded across four lanes of traffic, and then been collected by a very friendly taxi driver. How was the guinea pig reunited with the family? Was it microchipped? No. I don't think you microchip a guinea pig.

It's a good idea. You can microchip every other animal. Yeah, I've never owned one. No, it wasn't microchipped. The taxi driver went to the airport security, managed to get footage. Not the number plate. Of the car that the guinea pig had come out of, gave the guinea pig to the SPCA. They used the information Not the number plate. of the car that the guinea pig had come out of, gave the guinea pig

to the SPCA. They used the information from the number plate to find out who owned the guinea pig, where they lived. SPCA went around, put a note on the hutch

saying, come around and see us. We've got patches of the guinea pig. That is an amazing story of animal survival. And also the next plot line of Stuart Little.

You know how we just told our amazing story of animal survival, the guinea pig story, who was hiding in the car and came out of the car by the airport? The SPCA officer who handled the case was listening and just text us. No way. Yes, we have to get her on the show, okay? We have to get him or her on the show and talk to her. Tomorrow.

Phew, that's cool. Someone also text in because I talked about how my childhood dog, Scampi, went missing and then came back two weeks later because it was a different dog. Yeah. Didn't know that. They asked, did you like Scampi or Scampi 2 better? Ha, ha, ha. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. Who did you like better? I didn't know they were different I was a dumb kid How did I not notice that? Hey Grant, welcome to Birthday Banger Hi Grant Hey guys, how you going?

Good, thank you What's your birthday? 26th of the 6th, 69 Okay Grant, you were 16 in 1985 on the 26th of June, and this is your birthday banger. You get Brian Adams' Heaven. How do you feel about that? Yeah, pretty tame, but not too bad.

It's not horrific. Pretty worse out there. Oh, what year was it, Bree? 1985. Could have been a lot worse. It's not horrific. Pretty worse out there. Oh, what year was it, Bree? 1985. Could have been a lot worse. You could have got a lot worse. You could have got Madonna. Oh, no, some Madonna from then is pretty good.

Okay, which is your favourite Madonna song from the 80s? Just Like a Prayer. Okay, I don't mind that song. Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there. It's good. I love your rendition as well. Good luck, Grant. This is Birthday Banger.

We're finding out what was number one on your 16th birthday, Anthony. Yep. Hello, Tony. What's your birthday? The 12th of the 9th, 1990. Okay, Anthony. You were 16 in 2006 on the 12th of September. And back in the 2000s, this was number one.

Don't feel like dancing, dancing. We're going to the bar and there's a bit in the 2000s this was number one. The Scissor Sisters. I genuinely think this is one of Brie's favourite artists. I think my stepdaughter is loving it. It's a little bit I like the Scissor Sisters

you hate them. I don't hate them. They're just trying to have a bit of fun. You can't say you hate the Scissor Sisters because that's considered a hate crime these days.

So I'm not a huge fan of that song but Bree likes it so you're in with the shot Anthony. Beautiful. He doesn't hate it. Now did you ever think you'd be a Scissor Sisters man? No. No I didn't think so. Well here we are Anthony. Well considering when I rung my daughter had her head in her hands so.

Well she didn't want you to go on. What's your daughter's name? Mika. Miko? Mika. Shout out to Miko. Your dad's on the radio. It's Mika.

Mika. Hi, Joseph. How you going? Good. You all right? Yeah. Okay. What's your birthday, Joe?

16th of November, 91. Okay, Joe, you were 16 in 2007 on the 16th of November, and this was top of the chart. Australian twins Lisa and Jess from the Veronicas. Oh, wow. Yeah, how do you feel about that, Joseph? I'm just shocked. I'm happy.

He doesn't hate it? He doesn't hate it, no. Okay, cool. What are we going to play? We have Brian Adams' Heaven, The Scissor Sisters' I Don't Feel Like Dancing, or The Veronicas' Hook Me Up. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say

not the best song from all three of those artists. Let's polish this turd and pick one this afternoon, shall we? Mm. Ooh. Mm. My waters say The Scissor Sisters. Really? But I also like the Veronicas. Because I quite like Brian Adams.

Really? Wow. What are you actually liking? I could do the Scissor Sisters. Do you promise me it'll be fun? It's a fun tune. Is it? Yep. Should we ask Anthony if he wants it? Yep.

Anthony, it's your birthday, banger. Would you like us to play the Scissor Sisters for you? I'll ask Mika. What do you reckon? Mika says yes. There we go. Oh, you can already feel the good vibes. Here we go, New Zealand.

Come on, in the car. I feel like I'm in a 40er. It's great. I like it. ZM, in the car. I feel like I'm in a 40th. It's great. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's a birthday banger for Big Tony and his girl Mika. Get it, Tony. That's the Scissors Sisters and I Don't Feel Like Dancing.

On the text machine. Yeah. Started jamming to birthday banger and a hot guy pulls up next to me in the traffic. No, sir. No dancing today. Bree and Clint on Zit-In. We have a double pass to give away right now and every day for the rest of the week with a new game we like to call The Negotiator.

Bree and Clint, The Negotiator. All right, guys, this is what's going to happen every day this week for these Friday Jams Live tickets. We're going to get two people. They're each going to get a chance to tell us exactly why they want these tickets to Friday Jams Live. They can go with whatever story. They can make it up if they want to.

And then we're going to put them on the phone to each other. They will then have 30 seconds where they will negotiate with just each other to who gets the tickets. If they can't decide, Clinton, no one gets them. Tough. Someone's going to have to agree to not have tickets to Friday Jams Live. And that's hard. Will you give it up for the other person?

One thing, you're not allowed to split the tickets. You can't go, you have a ticket, I have a ticket. Someone has to take both tickets. Who are the people playing? Do you understand the rules of the game? Yeah. Excellent. I'm about to give you a 15 second timer

to tell us and your counterpart exactly why you want the tickets, alright? Yep. Yeah. All right, Monique, here we go. 15 seconds as to why you want these tickets to Friday Jams Live. Okay, I'm a born and bred 90s baby, born in 1990.

I think that I want these tickets so bad to be able to relive, you know, the old school jams of these songs that I grew up with partying, clubbing and listening to on the radio. There you go. That's it. That's it. Got to cut you off there. I think you did a pretty good job, Monique.

I think you got your case across well. I think you came across very deserving. All right. I'm ready. She's going to know all the tunes. Is Carmel going to agree with you? Hi, Carmel. Hi, Carmel.

Hi. Hi. You now get the same chance to tell us, Monique, and everyone listening why you want the tickets to Friday Jams live, okay? Yes. Here we go. Start the timer. Well, I'm born in 1985.

I grew up with this music. I went last year, and I'm desperate. I will do anything. I'm getting married next year,. I grew up with this music. I went last year and I'm desperate. I will do anything. I'm getting married next year, so I can't afford to go. I almost bought a ticket and my partner snatched my card. I'm desperate. I will do anything, anything. I love you guys.

Oh. That's it. Okay, that's fine. So they've heard each other, but now we're going to put you on the phone. It's just going to be you, Carmel, and you, Monique, for 30 seconds. If you can't come to a decision at the end of the 30 seconds, no one gets the ticket. Do you both understand?

Yes. And you can talk to each other as much as you want. Discuss, negotiate. Hit the timer. Okay, what do you think, Carmel? I've never been to Friday James before, and I so badly want to go. I live a couple of hours out of Auckland,

and I'll make this special trip up there just to go to this concert. Monique, I would really love to give this ticket up. I've tried everything. 15 seconds. I don't know about this. I emailed them. I don't know about this. I just, I so badly want to go.

Like, I'm born in the 90s. Five seconds. Five seconds. Someone needs them. I'm born in the 90s. I'm so desperate. I don't want to give it up, but I really want it. No one gets the tickets.

Does someone want to give them up? I'm not giving it up. I'm not giving it up. I can't hear what were you saying, Carmel. You do want to give them up? She doesn't. I'm not giving it up. You guys.

One of you could have had two tickets. Monday! Instead, neither of you get Friday Jams live tickets. Oh, no. Who had the strongest negotiating skills? I don't know. You came in pretty hot, Monique. She did.

I came in hot. I thought you had it. I thought Monique had it. This is going to hurt you even more. 0800 dial ZM. First person through can have the double pass. Call right now. If you want to swoop in,

I think we've got someone on the line. Hello, ZM. Is that Leah? Yep, hello. Congratulations. You've got yourself a double pass to Friday James Live.

Oh my God, you're so... You're going to Friday James! Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Thank you. This is awkward, isn't it? It is a little awkward. Not for you, Leah.

Not for you. You're going. Not for you. You're on your way. Yes. Thank you so much. Huge thank you, you're on your way. Yes, thank you so much. Huge thank you to Burger King who are hooking us up with the tickets

for the negotiator. You can preload and recover with Burger Kings for Friday Jams Live. If you buy a Whopper before, you'd get a free Whopper after Friday Jams Live as well. You know how the game works now, okay? Tomorrow, we need some people who are better negotiators, who can compromise, who can find their way around this. Or someone's going need some people who are better negotiators. Who can compromise. Who can

find their way around this. Or someone's gonna swoop in and take it all. Well done, Leah. We've got a very special guest on the show this afternoon. I've been waiting for this woman to come into the studio. How long have you been waiting? The whole time we've been on air. She's here.

Please welcome to the show for the first time Susie Cato. See, I know I've played the See You, See You Later song as you've arrived. I love your wave in the See You, See You Later. I love the wave. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's one particular video where it's like that.

How does that hand stay on? I thought you'd get RSI from that wave. It was violent. Especially with the number of times that people have played it. You're here today because hopefully you're about to release a song that might surpass that one. There's a brand new Suzy Kato, ladies and gentlemen, about to drop. Perfect for Christmas.

Perfect for Christmas. For kids of all ages. The totally awesome Kiwi Kids album comes out on Friday. Yeah, very, very exciting. 25 songs from artists from around the country who have been making music for kids for years who's your favorite person on the album um me no how can i pick any of them they're like my children um so i couldn't say anybody other than myself no i can't say that either okay who's your least favorite oh no i can't say that either

i'm most excited for Fat Cat and Fish Face. Fat Cat and Fish Face drop a hot set. I do know that. They drop a hot beat. Hey, every millennial in New Zealand knows your music, particularly that song that we just played before. Everyone grew up with you. Even old people grew up with me because I'm really old.

Where are those millennials now? They're at festivals. Yeah, they are. They're going to Rhythm and Vine. They're hitting those festivals hard, Suze. Yeah, they are. We thought we need to get Suzy Cato back in front of the millennials this summer. And for that, just needs a slight reinvention. Yeah.

How does DJ Suzy Cato sound? I'll have to take my headphones off like that, won't I? Yeah, that's good stuff. One ear on. One ear on. I was thinking we could give you a few options for your DJ name. Yeah. I was thinking maybe DJ Susie.

DJ Susie, yeah. DJ S-Beats. S-Beats, yes. Or my particular favourite, DJ Kato Diet. DJ Kato Diet? Because the keto diet's big at the moment. So we turned it into the DJ Kato Diet. And we're actually super pumped about this.

We've put a bit of work in. We've done the back work for you, Susie. Yep, great. And we've taken the most famous song of yours, See You, See You Later, and we've modified it just a little bit. Excellent. For the festival scene.

You know? Yeah, okay. Just so it pops at the festivals. Nice. It's your song. You've got the licence. We're just happy to help, okay? Okay, okay. Just all pops at the festivals. Nice. It's your song. You've got the license. We're just happy to help, okay? Okay, thank you.

When you're ready, you can premiere the official debut. I'm so excited for this. Which button do I push? DJ SK on ZM. Don't push it just yet, but that's the one. You need to say, this is DJ Kato Diet, and welcome to the remix. This is DJ Kato Diet. Welcome to the remix. See you, Kato Diet. Welcome to the remix.

See you, see you later. Here we go. Time to say goodbye. Bye. See you, see you later. We've really got to fly. Goodbye, my friends. Wow. Time for us to end.

You've got to warn an elderly person when you do that sort of thing. So? Susie, is that a hit or is that a hit? That's the bomb. Coming to a festival near you, New Zealand. DJ Kato Diet, a.k.a. Susie Kato, new album drops this Friday. That's the remix live on ZM. The New Zealand Herald has recently published an article from 1958.

Different time, wasn't it? It is How to Find a Husband, according to the American Women's Magazine. This is the advice given to women in 1958. So if you're looking for a husband in 2018, you can decide what from this is still usable. I could make a comment here, but I won't. Go make the comment.

It's your job to make comments. You want some of this advice? Yeah, go on. You need a husband. We need to marry you up quick. Do I need one though? Yeah, get you under control. No, actually, no.

The last time I checked, no. I can live perfectly adequately on my own. Do you want to know the ones? I would love to hear. Okay. The first piece of advice from 1958 on two women on how to get a husband.

Get a dog and walk it. So this is just ways to pick up. Get out there, get visible. Okay, you don't seem too excited by that. Attend night school. Take courses that men like. I'm going to contain myself.

Join a hiking club. Well, producer Ben loves hiking. And he would love a woman who hiked, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? You'd marry her up in a heartbeat. Ben, if you found a woman who'd love to hike, would you be in? Yeah, obviously. Stupid question.

There you go. If you want to marry Ben. If you found a woman that had a heartbeat, he'd be in. Okay, some more advice. This is from 1958. Recently republished in the New Zealand Herald. Advice on how to find a husband. Yeah.

Look in the census reports for places with the most single men. This is getting creepy. Move to the places that have more single men than married men. I mean, the science is legit. The science behind that is legit. Yeah, like I see the thought behind it. Take up golf and go to different golf courses. Ben, you love golf as well.

Would you marry a golfing woman? I love golf so much. See, this is rock solid advice. You should be living in 1958, Ben. Sit on a park bench and feed the pigeons. Again, this is just advice on how to be seen by men,

most of it, but I don't know. Yeah, where's the advice on... The pigeon guy might see you and go, that's my girl. Because that's who you want to marry. Get a girl, get a job in a medical, dental or law school. Yeah, as the receptionist. Yeah, that'll be so you can marry a doctor, a dentist or a lawyer.

Men love receptionists. Even the married ones. Become a nurse. This is all real lawyer. Men love receptionists. Even the married ones. Become a nurse. This is all real advice that was published in 1958. Become a nurse or an airline stewardess. They have very high marriage rates. You're not enjoying any of this advice. I'm not seeing you taking notes or anything.

Like, is it useful to you at all? No? Have your car break down in strategic places. If your car broke down outside the Canterbury Crusaders training ground, I guarantee you all the single ones would run over and fix your car from you. Boom, next thing you know it,

you're basically on a carter, married to a Crusaders player. Thank God I don't live in 1958. The final piece of advice from 1958 on how to find a husband, take a bicycle trip through Europe. Who is writing this crap? You want to stick with single?

I'm just going to go on Tinder. Yeah, cool, sweet. Bree and Clint on ZM. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game.

Love this game. It's where you and I go head-to-head and we try and guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram. We have a running tally. Let's just talk about this for a second because there's been a lot of controversy around this game. So at the moment, the current score is 11 games to you, six games to me. There's five weeks left of the year. Yeah, and you're five points behind.

Which means I have to win every game until the end of the year to draw the Insta Fame game. Yeah. I need to put to you. I'm cruising towards a victory here. So obviously it looks like you're going to win. If for some miraculous outcome I do win the next five weeks, can I put to you that we can't let this finish in a draw?

No, no. I love how I'm talking like I'm going to win the next five weeks. Probably not. Well, this is why I'm okay with negotiating with you. It's a long shot. So you're saying if we get to the last game of the year and it's 11-all. Yes. We do some kind of what?

Death match? Like fight to the death, Instafame, like lightning round, friends version or something. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah. So that's what's going to happen. Friends version? Yeah, you know in Friends when they have that big game

and he pulls out the lightning round? Oh, I thought you meant the characters from Friends. I was like, I'll just do my research. But yeah, that's fine. That's fine. You need to win every game, including this game, okay? Ellie, you have all the celebrities that we're going to be using. I do, yep.

Would you like to hit us with the first one for the Insta Fame game? All right, your first one for today is Oh, Kurt! No, I can't do that. It's Cardi B. No, no. Wait, no, no, no.

No, I don't know who it was. No, no, wait. Bring it down. Who? I don't know who it was. Bring it down. Oh, Kurt!

It's like I'm joking. I'm not going to do that again. I think she means Cardi B. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one. Are you alright? I don't know. Are you okay. I think she means Cardi B. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. Are you all right? I don't know. Are you okay?

I don't think so. Ooh. How many Instagram followers for Cardi B? It really sounded like you hurt yourself. Yeah, I think I did. All right, for Cardi B, Clint, you have put 9.5 million. Ooh. Brie, you put 30 million.

I went too big. Cardi B has 35.5 million. Yes. Nice. Point to Brie, you put 30 million. I went too big. Cardi B has 35.5 million. Yes. Nice. Point to Brie. Yeah, good point. Good point. Well done.

Yeah, I'll give you that one. Cool. Cool. Fine. Cool, cool, cool. All right. Second celebrity, this year's next festival goer, Suzy Kato. Does she have Instagram?

Well, she does actually. If she's in the comp. She must have got it for Dancing with the Stars, right? Yeah, she would have got it. It's a hard one, eh? Well, she does actually. If she's in the comp. She must have got it for Dancing with the Stars, right? Yeah, she would have got it. That's a hard one, eh? Oh, that's hard. Yeah, really hard. Unless she's moved her TV show to Instagram

and she's doing the whole thing through Instagram stories. Okay, that's a great idea. That is a great idea. All right, Clint, you've said 8,000 for Susie Kato. Yeah. Brie, you've said 10,000. Ooh, we're close. Ooh, Susie Kato has 15,000.

That's me! How does Susie Kato have 15,000 Instagram followers? I mean, I know she's Susie Kato, but... Oh, but she's lovable, isn't she? She is lovable. Everyone loves her. And she's so hot. All right, can you calm down about Susie Kato?

Oh, no, she is that way. She's looking good. You guys are... You don't... We're just appreciating that she looks way. She's looking good. You don't say that. We're just appreciating that she looks good. Right, all right. I guess that's respectful. Ellie?

I can't lose this. Mate, this is one game to my five-game winning streak till the end of the year. Actually, I'm going to settle down because I've lost it from here. Don't you have something, mate? Another celebrity, please. All right. He just gifted 14,000 Thanksgiving meals to settle down because I've lost it from here. Don't you have something, mate? Another celebrity, please. All right. He just gifted 14,000 Thanksgiving meals to people in Hawaii, Bruno Mars.

Ooh. Has he? Yeah. Isn't that nice? Yeah. How many dinners? I think it was 14,000. Well, they'll all be following him.

Yeah, there you go. Ooh, nah. I don't know about this. Neither do I. Ooh, yeah, that's a hard one. What did you put? 21 million. Yeah, Clint's put 21 million for Bruno Mars. I don't know about this. Neither do I. Oh, yeah, that's a hard one. What did you put? $21 million. Yeah, Clint's put $21 million for Bruno Mars.

I think I went too big. Brie has put $48 million. Bruno Mars has $21.5 million. Holy crap, I got it bang on. Oh, you got it there. You're back in the game, Clint. It's not over yet. Okay, Ellie, hit us with another one.

All right, your next one. They've just opened for Taylor Swift. Kiwis, brood. Hang on, broods together? Yeah, broods music. I looked at their Instagram the other day. Did you?

No cheating. I want to look at what Bree's put. Yeah. Cool, yeah, okay, yeah. Sweet. All right, Clint. Oh, yeah.

I'm nowhere near that number. What did you put? Clint's put $130,000 for Broods. I'm so close, I reckon. Bree has put $94,000. Broods has $95,900. Okay. She's back in it.

You're back in it. The dream The dream is still alive for you Kept the dream alive this afternoon Hey well done Thank you mate Well done See you next week

See you next week You've still got to win every game for the year I know it's a big ask A friend of mine was at Auckland Airport yesterday She was waiting for her plane She had her work laptop She had her work laptop. She had her personal laptop.

They were sitting on top of each other. Accidentally, she's left her personal laptop. Damn it, that's the one you don't want to leave. I know. Because then the work one can just get replaced, right? The work one always is a bit crapper than your personal one. Yeah. You know?

Yeah, the work laptop wouldn't be very good. No one's work's giving them a good laptop. We don't get good ones. I reckon even people whose jobs depend on having a good laptop, their work still goes, what's the cheapest one we can get you? Where are the Dells? Someone gives you a Dell, they hate you.

Yeah. If you value me, give me a MacBook. Come on, just get him a Dell. They hate you. Yeah. If you value me, give me a MacBook. Come on. Just get them a MacBook. So she's lost her... She's left her MacBook, I'm assuming, her personal computer. Yeah. On a seat.

She's walked over. Ten minutes later, she's realised, went back to where she was sitting. It's gone. Oh, I hate that. Ten minutes. So necked. You reckon necked? Well, there's a development in the story.

Okay. So, this happened yesterday. She was devastated, obviously. She was thinking, that's a write-off. It's gone. She gets a call from Auckland Airport this morning. Yeah. Apparently, someone saw her leave it, picked it up,

took it straight to wherever you take it to, the lost and found. Really? And now they're going to ship it, I think, back to her. That's impressive because any lost property in an airport is dodgy. Right. You go, well, I go, you're so on edge in an airport, you go, someone's left a laptop, that's a bomb. That'll be a bomb.

But apparently this person saw her leave it. Especially if I saw someone with two laptops. I'd be like, one's a dummy laptop and the other one's the bomb. Listen to you. I would. I wouldn't be picking it up. I'd be calling security straight away and going, hey, lady's left a laptop.

Yeah, because a 20-something-year-old girl. We've got a code red. Code red. Code red. Code red. I need you to seal off all exits. Anyway, how much faith does that restore in humanity? They gave the laptop back. Oh, that restores so much faith for me and people.

Can you use a stolen laptop? I don't know much about crime, but can you use, like... You can sell it. Yeah, for parts. For parts. Because my MacBook, if I lost it, I can go on my phone and I can wipe it. I can- Can you?

Yeah, with the Find My Mac app, which you should have on all your stuff, by the way. I've got that on all my stuff. Yeah, you can go and you can lock the computer so no one can use it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's brilliant. Plus you should also have a password on there. Do you not have a password? Yeah, I've got a password.

Are you fine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's worthless. But still, not everyone goes out of their way- No, someone would find a way, there? Do you not have a password? Yeah, I've got a password. Are you fine? Yeah. It's worthless, but still, not everyone goes out of their way. No, someone would find a way. To do that. Earlier this year, I put my wallet on the roof of my car. Yeah.

Started driving off. It's flown off somewhere. And someone a week later messaged me on Facebook because they found me through my driver's license. Oh, yeah. And they said, I found your wallet. Do you want it back? Did it have any cash in it?

Yes. And was the cash there? All the cash was there. See, that is impressive to me. Very impressive, right? Yeah. I wanted to ask the people, let's restore a bit of faith in our human beings this afternoon. What did you lose and then you got back? Okay, yeah. Or what did you leave

at an airport that got blown up because they thought it was a bomb? Okay, can we? No? No. You can text us on 9696 or you can call us on 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. A friend of mine lost her laptop at Auckland Airport. At Auckland Airport.

At Auckland Airport yesterday and she thought it was gone, done, see you later. Gets a call this morning. Apparently someone saw her leave it on the seat, picked it up, gave it to the place and they've called her and they said someone's handed it in. Fantastic. Faith in humanity restored. I know.

Faith in people. Faith in Aucklanders. There are still good people out there. Yeah. I said I lost my wallet off the top of my car. And that got returned full cash. A week later. All the cash.

That's the bit that blows my car. And that got returned full cash. A week later. All the cash still in it. That's the bit that blows my mind. Yep. Drop your, like, all your loyalty cards off at the police station. Yeah. In the old wallet. I'd be happy to just get the wallet back with all the stuff in it. Mm-hmm.

So you want to know this afternoon? I want to know this afternoon, what did you lose and you got back? Hi, Maria. Hi. What did you lose, Maria, and you got back? I didn't lose anything. I found $3,000 cash sitting on the seat at my local pub. I handed it in to the staff,

and it was picked up at 7 o'clock the next morning. Three grand cash. What was it in, Maria? Was it in an envelope? It was in a clear plastic bag. Do you reckon it was like pokey winnings or something? I don't know. No, I found out because the person who lost it gave me a $300 voucher

to say thank you from the pub that I found it. And it was, he's a builder, and it was something that was owed to him in building work that he had waited to collect for quite some time. Oh, that's lovely that he rewarded you. And lovely that you gave it back too. Because that would be livelihood. Because you find cash and you just think,

oh, someone rich has lost this. But it could be someone who needs the money, right? Exactly. I don't mean to sound like a bad person, but it would be hard to give it back. Or at least all of it back. I did have the devil on my shoulder for a few seconds.

I couldn't keep it. You'd feel too guilty. Yeah, but you would talk yourself into it. You'd be like, oh, you found it in a pub. I would be sick with guilt. The person who lost it probably wanted to lose it. Me too, Maria. Three grand cash. Hi Chelsea, what did you lose and get back?

So I lost a wallet in quite a questionable part of town one night. Where? Pardon? Where did you lose it? In Phillipstown in Christchurch. Okay. Okay. And then I was at a deal maybe like a month or so later in that town,

in that part of town again, and this lady was like, hey, whoa, I recognise you. I've got your wallet in my car and, like, ran out to her car, grabbed my wallet. No. And was like, here you go. The've got your wallet in my car and like ran out to her car and grabbed my wallet. And was like, here you go. The 10 is still in it. That's incredible. Are you joking?

For real. Like even I was like, what the heck just happened? Has she heard of Facebook? I know, right? A month. How did she recognise me? How did she recognise you?

And why did she keep it? I don't want to be looked at that licence. She's an incredible... Did you feel bad for all the subconscious judging you've done on the people of Phillipstown after that? 100%. That's amazing. Yeah.

Hey, what did you... Okay, the builder gave Maria back $300 of three grand, so 10%. You had $10 cash in there. Did you give her $1? No, but she didn't steal three grand, so 10%. You had $10 cash in there. Did you give her $1? No, but she did steal my coins, so kind of even. Wait, did she steal your coins? She took the coins.

She's like, well, I took the coins, but I left the note. I was like, oh, you're a good person. No, that's fine. That's totally fine. No, that's all good. She was a mump. She would have been in situations where... I love how she told her to.

Yeah, straight up. That's nice. One more. Hey, Paul. Hey, how are you? Good. What did you lose, Paul, and you got back? I was out on the town one night in Auckland.

Lost my wallet at the McDonald's in Grey Lynn. Oh, yeah. Lost it, went back two days later looking for it and found it there. Ended up having a lotto ticket in it and won $10,000 on it on those East Pampers. Shut up. Holy. Is that a true story, Paul? It is, yeah.

Oh, my God. I've got a lot of tickets still as well. Who helped you find the wallet? My bank statement because I was getting a feed. Yeah. Wait, where was it? Did a McDonald's employee have the wallet? No, I went back there because I saw my transactions

the last place I used it. Yeah. And then, yeah, I went back in there like, got a wallet and I've lost it. Like, have you found it? And I had a look. It place I used it. Yeah. And then, yeah, went back in there, like, got a wallet, and I've lost it. Like, have you found it? And I had a look. It was underneath their counter.

Yeah. So you just had to identify yourself. Oh, I thought he found it, like, in the bush out the front. No, it was... Oh, no. I was getting a fee. I was going to say, it must have been a crappy wallet if no one picked it up. How much of that $10,000 did you spend

at the Grayland McDonald's after that? Oh, not much. That's okay. I've spent plenty there. I could be moving back to Australia. You've been dangling this carrot in front of us all day, and I don't believe you. Actually, you could be moving to Australia as well.

I love Australia. I mean, not any of their sports teams and not any of their prime ministers and not most of their laws, but the weather. I love Australia. I mean, not any of their sports teams and not any of their Prime Ministers and not most of their laws, but the weather. I love Australia. What about Sydney? I love Sydney! That's where I got my wife. You purchased her there. No, I wasn't. Actually, anyone listening right now,

after I tell you what I'm about to tell you, you're probably going to want to move to Australia. Maybe. Alright, alright, I'm open to tell you, you're probably going to want to move to Australia. Maybe. All right. All right. I'm open to it. There's currently a job going in Sydney at the Sydney Beer Co. Where all you have to do is get driven around to pubs and other places to taste beer.

Producer Ben, you want to move to Sydney? Yeah, coming. Yeah, cool. Wow. Is that the job? The job? They're calling it the Chief Clock Off Officer. The C-C-O-O.

Don't say that too fast. Don't say that after a couple of pints on the job. The Chief Clock Off Officer. The Chief Clock Off Officer. The C-C-O-O. Wow. Nearly as good as the CEO. Hell of a job.

It's so good. I mean, not good for the figure. So literally all you have to do- Not going to give me that Bondi body I'm going to need when I move to Sydney and I start wearing Speedos when I swim. Yeah, you'll be fine. All you have to do is travel around to different bars, take photos of you enjoying the beer. I do that anyway. You have to be an advocate.

I do this for free. Wait, this is even better. Yeah. You have to be an advocate for people to clock off early. I mean, I work till seven normally, but I can quit this job. So ready? These are the things that they're looking for. Are you an avid beer?

Are you an avid bar and beer selfie poster? Yeah. Well, we learned that about you today. So are you, Ben. Hey. Yeah. Are you more likely to know where to meet for a beer than where your next meeting is? 100%.

Always got a bar on lock. That's you guys? Yeah, always. Do you specialise in time away from your desk? I don't have a desk. We don't have a desk. I don't even have a desk. It's great.

I don't even check my email. No desk. And do you want to enjoy the best bars Sydney has to offer? Yes. Yes. Yes. And do you want to get paid for it? How much does it pay?

Does it matter? Doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter. Right. Yes. And you want to get paid for it. How much does it pay? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter. Right, perfect. I'm going to call Ross Boss, see if we can do the show from pubs in Australia and also see if it's okay if we work half-steamed. Sound good? I'm in.

We're out. The Bree and Clint Show is going on the road for good. Bree and Clint on Zit-In.