ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 13th 2019

Episode Date: November 13, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. There's a weird thing going on outside our studio at the moment. Producer Ben Shubby, no you can't see it, it's out in the lounge. Drunk painting. Oh yeah, painting and wine? Well yeah, something like that. What do they call it? Sipping wine?

Sipping wine. Nah, it's drinking and you get an easel and you do some painting. Yeah. Usually they do that sort of thing with like a nude model. Ben, is there a nude model out there? Hold on, I'll go check. He's going to go and have a look. Of course he's going to go check.

Yeah. Have you ever done that? Have you ever done a life drawing class before? No. Nah. Can't say. No. No?

No nude? So what are they painting? It's not a bowl of fruit, is it? A bowl of fruit would be fine if you were drinking at the same time. No idea what they're painting. No idea. It just looks like a grey thing with a white bridge at the moment. They're very early, but all their wines are finished.

Anybody been to a life drawing class before? No. The one where the model is nude? I notice, and this might be a bit too in, but the last radio show that I did, I did with a guy called Gawndy. He does a show now with a girl named Ash Pollard. She has been holding her own life drawing classes. She's very, you know, in amongst the arts.

Anyway, she's been running this class where, you know, women who need to have just some time away, they get together and they draw. Is she the model? No. So she runs the class. She's organising it. Organises it. Oh, that's fun.

Every week or every couple of weeks. Anyway, there's fun. Every week. Yeah. Every couple of weeks. Anyway, there's this video that I saw where they're all sitting there waiting for whatever they're about to draw that week, and Gawndy, my old co-host, walks in in the nude. Oh, good on him. He rolls in. There's like 30 women waiting to draw something, and he rolls in in the complete nude. Nice. That's a good stitch-up from him.

He used to get nude a lot when we worked together. Was he, you know? Oh, no, he used to hold that bit of himself. Oh, he keeps that bit covered. He keeps that bit covered. You ever seen it? I mean, he doesn't want to. No!

Well, people get quite, this is a very intimate profession. You and i share a lot of stuff he could get taken hr yeah but there was this other time our boss was on a conference call with um a bunch like a video conference call in one of the boardrooms and he was on this call with a bunch of like big execs and gaundy did a nudie run through the boardroom oh so that's his thing he's the he's the naked guy. I guess it is his thing now. Anyway, this is the kicker of the, he sat for this life drawing class and all the ladies ended up drawing all these pimples that were on his ass on their pictures.

Are they there or did they put them on? Oh no, they're there. He had sweaty, sweat pimples on his butt cheeks. Good for him. That's some body confidence. What's sweat pimples? Do you get the pimples because of the sweat? I think it's when you sweat and then they rub. Something like that. I don't know. Anyway.

Right, okay. Another grooming news. I accidentally shaved all my chest hair off. How do you accidentally do that? I tried to trim it down because I'm swimming a lot at the moment, so I thought it would make me faster. Oh, aerodynamic. So I just wanted to clipper it.

I just wanted to do it like a – I was probably at like a – I don't know. It was a semi – Three? No, it was more than a three. It was three-dimensional. And so I was like, I'll just clipper it back. And then I think I set my clipper too low, and now my chest is bald, and I look like the kind of guy who shaves my chest now.

Show me. Which I'm not. Yeah, show us Oh yeah it is a bit weird Right And you've kind of got longer hairs Around your nipple area Because

Because Yeah Because the clipper that I have I was too scared If I go over my nipple That it would treat my nipple Like a hair And clip the end of my nipple off

Yeah Well I don't know I haven't shaved my chest before Yeah It's a big fear for me Because I've got long nipple hairs Do you have hair on your chest? Yeah, up here

He's a man, Bree, he's a man I'll show you later I've seen you with your top off, I can't remember hair Just quick snap poll, chest hair Yay or nay? Are you pro or anti? I'm actually just, I don't mind You're all natural I'd rather the hair on the chest than on the back.

Okay. Yeah. Like, you know where the worst part is for me is right there. On the side flank? The side flank, back area. Like, if you've got, like, a lot of hair there, for some reason it just doesn't do anything for me. But at the same time, it's the same as a bit of female facial hair.

You can't help it. When it decides to grow, it decides to grow. No, you can. You can wax it. Yeah, yeah. But that's a lot of... Actually, to be honest, we're expected to wax everything. Yeah.

Yeah, true. I knew a guy who was like Wolverine hairy from the chin down. And he started having laser on his whole body. Whoa. Which was painful and expensive. But if he didn't, he's the sort of guy who it looked, no crap, he took his T-shirt off, it looked like he was wearing a hairy sweatshirt. Yeah.

Oh, that poor boy. It made him thicker as a person than he actually was. Yeah, so it was that bad. Any T-shirt that he wore, it like bulked him out because it was all of his hair underneath. And it was all over. Like all over. And did it work? Like dark? Dark?

Brown Okay Like a brown bear Did it work? Yeah it did It thinned it out He gave up after a while Because that is punishing

Yeah that would be It would be like getting a full tattoo Over your body all the time Once every month Once a month Or once every three months Or something Yeah

Poor guy Any other grooming Anybody would like to share Before we get into the podcast? Has anyone done any new grooming lately? Did my downstairs on Monday. Nice.

Is that something you haven't done before? No. No, just routine, right? You asked me if I'd done something recently and I had. I said something new.

Oh. Then no. No. Have you guys had to start trimming your ear hairs because that's something that happens to guys when they go out there?

No, but since you waxed My nose hairs I'm going to keep doing it You like it Well you're welcome No because you made me Self conscious about them How

Because now I look at myself In the mirror And I go I've got a hairy nose And so now I'm going to Do it regularly I never said you did I did it so you could Breathe better

But remember you were Complaining because There was dribbling lots Yeah because there was No hairs to hold the snot in Does that still happen? This is getting gross, this is getting gross. We're going to start the podcast and I'm going to go get my nose hairs waxed.

I'd like to hear more about your nostrils, but we'll do that after we finish this. Brie and Glenn, here's the podcast. Hi everybody, welcome to the show. Oh, look who decided to show up. Hey guys. It's Brie and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to the show. Oh, look who decided to show up. Hey guys. It's Brie. How are we? We're good.

How are you? I'm good, thank you. Did you bring us a treat from your special trip? Here's a juice. That's a half-drunk juice that I purchased you. So you're not going to take this as a gift? God. Did you guys behave yesterday?

Yes, we did. We did. Not a single complaint came in yesterday. Not that it's crossed my desk anyway. I had a few messages on my Instagram of complaints. About what? Yeah, well, you know, I'll tell you off air because I'm not going to say it on air because then we'll get in trouble again.

Really? Yeah. My boss taught me that if you're not getting complaints, you're not ruffling enough feathers. You know, you're not getting cut through. You're just wallpaper. And who doesn't want wallpaper? And that's why at ten past four, I will be saying the F word live on air today.

Well, he's said it now. He has to. Yeah. Yeah, you can't be a liar. No, that's the last thing I want to be is a liar. You have to do it now. I want to be a controversial shock jock. Actually, can we look to transform my persona next year?

I don't want to do anything this year. I don't care. I'll say the F word right now. Fraudulent. Oh, that sent a rush of anxiety through my body. That's what it was meant to do. Just bang that one in the ideas log. I'm thinking about becoming a shock jock next year.

What is that? You're really shocking what you're saying. Yeah, but if it's transformation. I know Dom Harvey. He can giveck next year. What is that? You're really, you know, shocking what you say. Yeah, but a bit of a transformation. I know Dom Harvey. He can give you some tips. I know him too. Yeah, yeah. I'll go see him after work.

See if he can give me the shock jock education. I want to go back. You're too nice, mate. Back to 1999. Sorry, I don't know why that song came over me just then. Next on the show, new phone developments. There's a new phone out, which you might want to switch to. Nokia 3315.

You say that, but it's kind of similar. It's kind of in the same mode as that. Can I ask, did you guys here in New Zealand, did you guys ever have the three phones? The three phones? Yeah, there was a brand called Three. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, I know the one.

No? They sponsored the Aussie cricket team. No. So they made phones that were indestructible. Yeah. It was awesome. And they were all flip phones. It was crazy.

But you guys didn't have those. How did we move away from indestructible phones? That sounds like a great idea. That's where we should be moving towards. Also on the show today, we've got your chance to win some made meals. We're going to do that later. That'll be after six o'clock today. We also have your chance to win a double meals. We're going to do that later. That'll be after six o'clock today. We also have your chance to win a double pass to

Tones and I at 4.30 this afternoon. And we also have your chance to win some fuel as well with Boss Coffee. God, what a great show. Suntory Boss Coffee. And I'm going to say the F word. Stick around. Brie and Clint. Here's Jason Derulo, ZM. And I begin. Brie and Clint.

The podcast. ZM. We I'm beginning. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We've got some breaking technology news. Today from the vintage phone archives, who remembers the Motorola Razr? Who could forget? That phone's iconic. You had the pink version. You had the silver version. You had the silver version. You could get a gold version.

And you could get a gold version, I believe. You could get a black version. No one had the black version. Hot pink was the colour to have, wasn't it? Hot pink was the in version of that phone. They had their own theme song as well. Hello, motor. And that was the ringtone.

Hello, motor. And you could always hear when someone had that phone because it's so iconic. It was the cool phone to have. Ben, take that off the screen. You're going to reveal all the news. Take it down. Get rid of it. Thank you.

Excuse me. He's almost ruined it. Have you had a coffee this afternoon? I've had a couple. So the Motorola Razr, the reason it was so popular was a couple of reasons. It was kind of the original influenced phone because Paris Hilton had one. It was one of the first cool flip phones. And it was the thinnest phone.

Remember that? It was super thin. When it came out, people were like, how can a phone be this thin? The main thing that you need to know about the Motorola Razr was that it was a flip phone because that was the cool thing to have back then. Main thing you need to know about this radio break, this isn't an ad for Motorola. No, it's not an ad for Motorola. However, I may influence you into getting a Motorola

because it's back, baby. Motorola, the company who I don't believe have been making many waves in the handset market for quite a long time now. It's basically Samsung, iPhone, and Huawei and Google. That's about all. And Google, yeah. Maybe a Nokia. Maybe you're still getting a Nokia.

Oh, yeah, Nokia's still making phones, yep. So Motorola are storming back and they're bringing the Razr back. So the Razr is going to come out. I wouldn't have said Razr back. Razr back, yeah. It's a flip phone, again. A gorilla comes out. The phone is a flip phone. Do you want to hear the deal? Yeah, I do. So it's a flip phone

Do you want to hear the deal? Yeah, I do So it's a flip phone Yeah But it's not going to be It's not going to have a keypad So when you flip it open The whole thing is going to be one touch screen

So Motorola are going to launch The first real foldable screen So it'd be like folding an iPhone in half Exactly right. Exactly right. So when you get it open, there it is there. It's just like a long phone, like a Galaxy or an iPhone. Right, yep.

And then somehow the technology inside it means you can fold that closed. And then on the outside, it's got an extra screen for selfies and stuff like that. So it's very long and thin is what I'm getting. So imagine watching a widescreen movie on Netflix on that phone. Yeah, that's a good way, yeah. And because it's flip too, I imagine it's got a bit of a kink in it so you could sit it upright.

You know how your phone can't sit up on its own without a pop socket? If you can kink this a little bit, even just like a 45 degree in it, it'll support itself. Yeah, be like a book. So you can watch stuff on there. So you can stand it up. The coolest part is, though, when someone rings you, you can go back to going, flip.

Hello. You know? Because that was the cool way to answer. Oh, that was Bree's razor in the background. Hello, Moto. Hello, Moto. Anyway, back before the end of 2019 is the Motorola Razor Phone. Hello, Moto.

Get your tiny handbag and your chihuahua dog, baby, because the 2000s are back with a vengeance. Does that mean Paris Hilton's coming back? She's definitely coming back. Oh, yeah. And the other one. Who's this? Nicole Ritchie.

So much that you barely remembered her name. Love Nicole. They were great together, weren't they? And Nikki. She is all right, too. Yeah, Nikki. There's a real trend with rich people at the moment. They were great together weren't they And Nikki she is alright too Yeah Nikki ZM Spree and Clint The podcast There's a real trend with rich people at the moment

To not leave any of your money To your children as an inheritance Has this ever happened to like anyone that you know? No I don't have rich enough friends I've got some rich people in my family Yeah Not our family but Like uncles and aunties and stuff.

And surely the money's going to the kids. When they kick on, surely they're going to leave it to the family, right? As far as I know, yes, I do believe it will go to the family. The latest couple to announce that their kids will get nothing is a very, very good-looking couple, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. Probably one of the best-looking couples, I think, in my opinion. Together, they have a net worth estimated at $291 million. And they've said that they will not be leaving it to any of their children.

How many kids do they have? I think they've got two. I think they're up to two children. But they've said in an interview, they said, my kids are leading a really privileged life and they don't even know it. They'll never know because, yeah. So to be honest, like let's be real,

if your kids are leading a privileged life right now, right, and then when you die, they get nothing, you should just be living the life that you want your kids to be living now because there's no point taking it away when, you know what I mean? So if you're not going to give them any money to maintain the lifestyle that you're getting them accustomed to, then it's unfair. That's cruel. It's like kicking them out of the Hilton into being homeless.

Exactly. Make them live the most normal life you can live now. I get the theory behind it. You want them to. If that's what you want. Yeah, you want them to have work ethic. Yeah. And you want them to have some perspective, right?

You want them to not, to understand their own privilege, I guess. But by the time, you know, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher die, which I mean, you know, let's hope it's, they live a long life. Yes. Their kids are going to be, what, 60? Yeah. And they will have done their work. They'll have done.

It's too late. Ashton said, I'm not setting up a trust for them. We'll end up giving our money away to charity, which is good. It's a really good message. I'm just putting myself in the kids' position, okay? Yes. But take yourself away from, take yourself away from,

from any idealistic ideas you might have about making sure they have perspective and that sort of thing. I'll be pissed. It'd be like being born. You won lotto. You won lotto just by being born because you have super rich parents. Do you know how hard it is to get rich in this life? Sure.

There's a lot of rich people around, but it is the 0.1% of people who have that kind of money. And you're telling me you're going to give it away? Can I just have something, please? Just something. It's an interesting conversation. And this is something that I've been having a lot of chats with my parents at the moment because, I mean,

they're at their stage of their life where they sold their family business a couple of years ago and, you know, they're at their stage of their life where they sold their family business a couple of years ago. Yeah. And, you know, they've worked super hard their whole life. Yeah. And they now have probably the most money they've had because they sold their business, right? Yes. And, I mean, I'm at that stage in my life where I'm, you know, I want to buy my first house but I can't because I'm single.

I'm struggling to, you know, obviously do that on my own. And they said to me, they said, you know, obviously it's super common that when we pass away, we will give you a part of our inheritance and part of my inheritance, you know, part of their money that they work so hard for. So now the conversation has come to, they said to me, you know, we've thought about it for a long time, probably the last five years. We would rather give you the money now.

Oh, my God. Or part of the money anyway to help you. Yeah, to help you buy a house. And did you say, yes, please, here's my bank account? Of course I did because they were like, you know. You're getting your inheritance. I'm getting part of it to help me buy a house, not just giving it to me to buy jet skis and stuff. Well, they're giving it to you with the hope that you buy a house.

No. Once it's in your account. Once it's in. Well, they're giving it to you with the hope that you buy a house. No. Once it's in your account, baby, there's nothing they can do. They're in a different country. That is the condition. I can't just buy whatever I want. I said at the start I don't have any rich friends. I do.

I've got you. Shut up. I've got you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I have actual breaking news which concerns our show directly. So I'm going to bring this straight to you straight away. I've just received it, so we've got to get it out there. Long-suffering listeners of The Bree and Clint Show

will know that I have staked my entire reputation on one statement. It regards the biggest television show of all time, Friends, when I said this live on the radio. Just mark this in your diary. My prediction, it's on its way and it will be announced before the end of the year. Whoa, that's a big prediction. We'll see.

Brie doesn't believe me. She's even wagered a meal of cat food. If I'm wrong, I will have to eat cat food. Which is why I am so excited to bring you this article which has just surfaced. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the cast of Friends is in talks to reunite for a 25th anniversary special on HBO Max. Wait, so is it an actual show or is it where they all sit down to talk about the show? Because that's very different.

I do believe Ellie and I, we agreed they have to be playing their characters. Sources tell the outlet all six original cast members would participate in an unscripted special alongside series creator David Crane and Marta Kaufman. So not scripted. Insiders say the project is in the early stages. This is so breaking. I haven't even read it yet.

Insiders say the project is in its early stages. This is so breaking. I haven't even read it yet. Insiders say the project is in its early stages and has not been locked down. I need to know details because someone is eating cat food. Someone is eating cat food. And I'm sorry, but if it is where they all sit down and it's on set, but they're not playing their characters, I do believe that's not a reboot. I agree. If we see Jennifer, Courtney, David, Matt, Lisa and... And David. David.

No, I said David. Other Matt. Yes. LeBlanc and Perry. Yep. If we see them on stage... Oh, my God. Do they have the same first name?

Yeah, one's Matthew and one's Matt, though. I've never realised that, and I'm one of the biggest Friends fans ever. The bet is not over yet, but that is your breaking Friends news. I will say, you know, I'd get your stomach ready and lined because cat food is on the way for you. You're still this confident after I literally just brought you news of an impending reunion.

I think I'm even more confident for the details are leaning towards not a reboot. Well, we'll wait and see. We've got until the end of the year. Cat food. Cat food. Have a look. ZM Spree and Clint, the year. Cap. Cap. Cap. Should have a look. Zed M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, there is a hot debate going on in the studio as to who's right about this Friends reunion.

I think it's looking good for me. I want to hear people's opinions on the text machine. Yeah. We just broke the news that there are reports coming out from the Hollywood Reporter about a Friends reunion coming to HBO. And it says that the Friends cast will sit down in an unscripted episode, which I think means they'll all sit there and they'll talk about the show and stuff. You think that they're going to be doing an actual episode of Friends.

I've seen it. I've seen the future. No, you haven't. I saw the future the moment Jennifer Aniston put that selfie up on Instagram. Whoever's the loser is going to be eating cat food. 9696, who do you think is going to be eating cat food after this? We've got about four weeks. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy, you'd probably be the person to ask, actually. Have these friends' rumours reached you yet? They certainly have. It's in the Hollywood Reporter today Now the Hollywood Reporter Is a really good credible source So when they report on something

It's good and very reliable It's not TMZ It's not tabloidy So they're doing something together They're all on board Even the creators are on board I don't know whether it's going to be An unscripted or scripted vibe

I don't know I really don't know Yeah there's a can of cat food riding on it between Bree and I. Anyway, you are coming to us live from China today, so there's a little bit of a delay. But tell us, what's going on with Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian's former beau? Yes, he has become engaged to a lady named Sabrina Parr.

We've never heard of her before. I don't know who she is. I was on the Google trying to figure it out. It's making big headlines today because they've only been together for four months. It's also making headlines because his son went out on social media last night in a now-deleted post saying he found out his dad was engaged on an Instagram post. I hadn't told any of the family, none of the friends. It's about it.

That's how they found out. Chloe has come out today saying she wishes him well because that's always, that's kind of, that's her vibe. She always takes my ride on whatever the situation may be. But there you go, Lamar engaged. Yeah, wow. Okay, well, yeah. It's always worrying when no one

knows you're getting engaged and no one knows. And it's not like him, is it? To do something out of the blue like that? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, that's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent today live out of China. So I guess he's also our Chinese correspondent.

He is everywhere, that man, honestly. He is everywhere. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. The wild, wild world of social media is fairly, I guess, it's still quite unregulated, right? Anybody can get an account. Anybody can become famous. Anybody can be an influencer these days.

Especially on TikTok. Especially on TikTok as well. You can do whatever you want. There's a story out at the moment about a mumstagrammer. Is that what you call them? Yeah, mumfluencer. Mumfluencer is a good word. Mummy blogger.

They used to be called mummy bloggers, but I don't know that they blog that much anymore. Some of them still blog. Some people blog in the caption. Did you ever hear of a mummy blogger named Constance Hall? No. She is like one of the pioneer mummy bloggers in Australia. Yeah.

And she has copped it her whole career. What for? Just, I don't know, because she's very, I think, against the grain when it comes to parenting. Oh, God, she's not anti-vax, is she? No. I don't think so. But anyway, she's just, yeah, copped quite a lot of crap online.

There's a story out about a mumstagrammer who is quite famous, not a New Zealander. She's in the UK. You might even follow her, actually. I was going to say What's her name? Her name is Mother of Daughters Mother underscore of

I haven't heard of her But I don't have kids No Right But people who have kids Might follow her She's big 630,000 Instagram followers

That's a lot She has been outed For running A troll account So she had a second Secret Instagram account So wait She's started a Another account. So she had a second secret Instagram account. So wait, she started a... Another account.

Undercover account. Yeah. And she's trolling people who? Other mumstagrammers. So she's set up this gossipy site and she's gone through and she's said mean things about other people, I guess in the mum...

Why would she do that? ...in the mum mum influencer industry. What, did these people hurt her? Was she getting revenge? It's a great question why anybody would feel the need to do that sort of thing. That's horrible because she, of all people, should know what it feels like to cop

horrible messages. Anytime you have a public, actually it doesn't matter if you're public or not, anytime you are online, you're open to bullying and trolling and that sort of thing. Anyway, she's been busted doing it because... How did she get busted? So, she was on holiday

I think in the Caribbean. Okay. And then her gossip page that she was running... What, the undercover account? The undercover account. I think it was getting quite big, and to do that you've got to keep adding content to it. So people noticed that her undercover account was also on holiday in the Caribbean.

And so they started putting two and two together, and then people kind of just worked it out. I thought you were going to say they noticed that the undercover account was literally attacking and putting gossip up from every mummy blogger apart from her. So that's where it gets really interesting too. She was posting stuff about herself. No, her husband is a dadfluencer.

A daddy blogger. A daddy blogger. A dadstagrammer. A dadstagram. And she was attacking him. Did he know about it? He says he didn't know. He says he didn't know that the other account was being run. He actually said something he know about it? He says he didn't know. He says he didn't know that the other

account was being run. He actually said something really interesting about it because he is big deal as well. In fact, he's bigger than her. He's father of daughters. Or are they saying that because now she's going to go down the toilet so at least they said, look, let's do this and let's say you didn't know.

So he's got a million followers. Right. And he has said, I'm in a really crap position where I only have two options. One, to stay silent and protect my wife. Or two, to comment on something I had no knowledge of. He's written. Nah, I call bull crap. He said he won't excuse his wife's actions.

But he says he didn't know about it. Right. The reason we bring this to you is because, God, social media is just a total shit fight anyway. There's no... It really is. It's really hard. The best thing you can do if you're having problems is to log off.

And it's not monitored well enough yet, you know. But just remember that you can block people, whether you're a mummy grammar or whether you're just a normal person trying to post some photos of your big eggs benedict. Just block, block and delete. Block. Don't even enter into conversation with them.

If someone says something mean to you online, block. Block, block, block, block. We have a strict policy here. I don't care if I'm on the Brian Clinton page, if I'm on my own personal page. I don't care if it's once. If it is something that is not, it's not criticism, it's just pure hate, it's block and delete.

See you later. Keep moving, baby. There's no point arguing with people like that. You don't need it. Anyway, that's drama, isn't it? Also, for her, can you smell that? What's that? Karma.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We all know this. It's just a fact of life that Christmas begins on the 1st of November. It makes me so angry that you are pushing this. It is a month too early. It is not a month too early. Yes, because I don't want to spend any more money than what I already do. Who's asking you to spend money?

What do you think Christmas is about? I'm just asking you to bask in the Christmas spirit, you know? Have a gay old time, you know? Really let the yuletide... So that means you would have your tree up already? I've told you I can't have a tree because I have cats. Okay, so that means you would have lights on the outside of your house? I do actually, I've installed a light

that can do Christmas colours. That does not count. Actually, Ellie, this is becoming a point of contention between Bree and I. Can you please put a poll up on our Bree and Clint Instagram? When does Christmas begin? Yes. And I want November 1st to be an option.

Which is what Clint thinks. I think it's December 1st. Okay, I can do that. And maybe if you could do an image to go with that, with the poll. And if you could Photoshop our heads. I'd like my head to go on Santa. And I'd like Bree's head to go on the Grinch. Okay? You can already finish your Santa.

Text us on 9696. With a big, long, Grinchy finger. What do you think? November 1st or December 1st? When does Christmas start? It starts when you start playing Christmas music. I think we can agree on that. And a store in the UK has made news

because they have banned a certain variety of Christmas songs from the store. At first I thought they were saying no Christmas songs. Oh, so just a certain few. Yeah, to which I was like, what is wrong with you? I bet you Mariah Carey's on there. She is on there. I knew it because it is the most commonly played Christmas song. Also on there, Michael Bublé,

No Bublé Christmas. Oh, no boob. No Justin Bieber Christmas. Why take away the boob? They have banned all Christmas songs that predate the year 1960. Oh, no. No, post-date. Yeah. Any song that came after 1960 will not be played in their store. Wait, does that mean the Elvis Christmas album is on there?

Oh, Producer Ben, can you Google the year the Elvis Christmas album came out? That is the best Christmas album. You can't Google the year the Elvis Christmas album came out? That is the best Christmas album. You can't top it. The Elvis Christmas album. It means Dean Martin and Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra, those oldie oldies, they'll get played. They can get played. Yeah.

But not Elvis. Well, we'll wait and find out. Elvis surely was putting out. Surely. It got released on October 15, 1957. He's in. He's 1957. He's in. He's in. He's in.

I'm all good with that then. That's fine. They've said that anything that comes after 1960 is a bad Christmas song. So I thought we could do a quick round the room. What is the worst Christmas song? Okay. Just quickly. We're not going to stay negative for long.

We'll just do a little bit. Just ones that we think would be on this list of what they shouldn't play. Yeah. And before I start, Ben, have you put mine on there? Have you put mine on there? Yeah, yours is on there, mate. Yeah, yours is the last one there. It is?

Okay, cool. I'll just... Oh, there it is. Cool. We'll start with Ben. Yeah, let's go with Ben. Producer Ben. What's the worst Christmas song?

I don't like Jingle Bells. Okay. If anyone is a Grinch, it's producer Ben. What happened to you as a child? I don't know. It's just a bit repetitive. There's better songs out there. Have you not heard every song we're playing on ZM?

Producer Ellie. Yeah. No, you've got me. Ellie, what's the worst Christmas song? I'm not a fan of O Come All Ye Faithful. O Come All Ye Faithful. O come all ye faithful. It's a bit biblical, isn't it? Yeah, a bit biblical, a bit boring.

O come all ye faithful to Bethlehem. When I lived in Brisbane, we'd always sing Brisbane on that part. Oh my God. To Brisbane. That is fun, part. Oh, my God. To Brisbane. That is fun, actually. Sub your town in. To Hamilton.

Oh, that works, too. Brie, you got a bad Christmas song? What's the worst Christmas song? I have to say, this is a bit overplayed by Wham. Last Christmas. Last Christmas, I gave you last Christmas. What's wrong with you? It's just a bit mellow and down.

He's dead. Okay, well, don't make me feel bad. How did he die? I just think Christmas songs should be a little bit more upbeat. He died at Christmas. He literally died at Christmas. Probably because of that song. And what's yours, mate? I've gone a bit unorthodox with mine,

but I think no one will disagree with me when I say... Your most hated Christmas song, what is it? The worst Christmas song is by Bon Jovi, and it's a song called Back Door Santa. I think I've just found my new favourite. This is great. Whoa, that's intense. Have you guys ever heard, on that similar note,

have you guys ever heard the song by, I can't remember who it was by, but it was called Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa Hits the Streets. I like that. Seeing it is now officially Christmas, we're going to ask you a question on 0800DALZM. Forget the negativity. We don't want the negativity. Forget backdoor Santa.

We want the positive ones. What's the best Christmas song? What is your all-time favourite? What are you pumping on Christmas Day? Just for fun, you know. 0800DALZM. We'll put a list together. Or you can text us on 9696.

We want the best Christmas songs. Brie and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Now that it's gone November. Tis the season. It is not. My elves.

It should be December 1st. And on the text machine, we ask people December 1st or November 1st. And I'm sorry, but I think most people are on my side. December 1st is the start of Christmas. It doesn't matter. I deal in facts, not opinion. It's not facts! The fact is Christmas starts on November 1st.

So we're getting into the spirit and we're asking... Does that mean you give us all presents now? No, no, no. The build-up. It's a long build-up. I'm trying to drag the build-up out. Look, we need more happy occasions in our life. That's why I say Christmas starts now. Let's go. Is that why you make us celebrate your birthday two months in advance?

A hundred percent. You're finally starting to understand it. And to mark the occasion, we've asked you, what's the best Christmas song of all time? Don't worry about the worst. We've covered that off already. What's the best Christmas song of all time? We't worry about the worst. We've covered that off already. What's the best Christmas song of all time? We're going best Christmas songs. It's easy for me. It's gotta

be a bit of Elvis Presley Here Comes Santa Claus. Now it's Christmas. He sounds like he's doing an Elvis impersonation. You shush! Listen, listen. He sounds like Here comes Santa an Elvis impersonation. You shush. Listen, listen. He sounds like... You leave the king alone. That's how he sounds, okay?

The best Christmas song of all time, in my opinion. Oh, no, not that one. You agree with me. Is this one. Do they know it's Christmas time at all? Sure, it hasn't aged well. Sure, there are some questionable celebrities in there. It's aged time at all. Sure, it hasn't aged well. Sure, there are some questionable celebrities in there. It's aged very badly.

Sure, it's a little bit inaccurate. But I think the spirit is right. I go band-aid. Do they know it's Christmas? Let's go to the phones and find out. See what we've got. Kayla's here. Hi, Kayla.

Hi, Kayla. Kayla. Hello. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. What is the best Christmas song of all time? It has to be by the Pogues, Fairytale in New York. It's Christmas now.

Drunk Irish people. Never heard this song. You don't know the Pogues? No. Oh, my God. It sounds good, though. I like it. Drunk Irish people Never heard this song You don't know the pokes No Oh my god Sounds good though I like it This Kayla This much like my bandaid one

There's one part of the song That hasn't aged well There's a horrific F word in the middle Is there Oh yeah yeah But I don't think They meant it right

I don't think they meant it That's Ellie's favourite too Produce Ellie's Merry Christmas Let's talk to Andrea Andrea what's the best Christmas song of all time? I think it's Carol of the Bells.

Carol of the Bells? What is that? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know. It's not familiar, but it's usually sung by choirs, and it builds up. The song builds up. It's really good. All right, let's give it a go.

Oh, Jane! Oh, yeah. Yep. This is the one where if you can get it going with your group of mates when you're drinking, you can get a great thing going. Because everyone sings out of time at different parts of the song. Andrea, correct me if I'm wrong, do you think of Home Alone when you hear that?

Yes, I do. And I actually think of, this is what I reckon, if you were to do a horror movie that is Christmas themed, this would be the perfect song when a serial killer is just about to... There is one coming out for Christmas. Yeah, just as they're doing this stabbing. Yeah, there's a horror Christmas. Ding go the bells, ding go the bells, stab go your guts.

Yeah, great idea. There is a horror film coming out for Christmas. Hi, Jerry. Hi, this is Meg. Oh, Meg. Hi, Jerry. Hi, this is Meg. Oh, Meg. Hi, Meg. Sorry, we've got you down as Jerry, but Meg, you're here. What is the best Christmas song of all time?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. That's right. You can say there's no such thing The tale of the horrific passing of Grandma who was drunk on eggnog and was involved in a Christmas hidden run.

It's a classic. It's a classic, isn't it, Meg? Yeah, it is. Okay. Hey, Merry Christmas. Thank you. See, people are saying it already. She needs a new phone for Christmas.

She does need a new phone. Alright, well thank you for your submissions everybody. We appreciate it. I just, um, is that all we've got? Yeah, it's all we've got time for unfortunately. Well, I just thought since you love, um, oh, is that going to work? Hold on.

I just thought, um, you know how Ben said he hated, um, Jingle Bells? Yeah. What about this version, Ben? Hold on. I just thought, you know how Ben said he hated jingle bells? Yeah. What about this version, Ben? Hold on. Is this the Fartinist again? No, that's just a classic. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM presents Tones and I. Play, say, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me. This summer, Tones and I will play Bay Park Arena in Tauranga on January 5th, her only New Zealand show. Thea is supporting. It's an all-ages show. Tickets are available from the Ticket Fairy. And this week, we've got double passes to give away

if you play Tones and Try with us. It's pretty simple. We've picked a song that's very common on the ZM playlist this year, and I'm just trying to play it on the keyboard with no background in keyboard or keys at all. It took so long to get a winner on Monday. Yesterday you were away. No, it did.

Yesterday you were away and Ellie did it. I think I've made it too easy today. Ellie got it in three callers. I'll just let you know that. Okay. But it's not a competition. No, it's, well, it literally is a competition, but not between you and Ellie.

You're right. Because I would lose. Play us the song. Play us the song and then we'll start taking live guesses. Producer Ben, hit it. Oh, my keyboard's not on. Sorry, that was my fault. Okay, ready?

And a one. Okay, that is a song that is on ZM right now. Do you know it, Clint? I have absolutely no idea. Like, I can't hear it at all. Maybe Will can. Hi, Will. Hi, Will. Honestly, I've got no idea.

Then why did you call up? Have a guess. Can I get, like, the name of the... No. The first letter of the artist? The first what? Letter of the artist. No, we're not ready for that.

Sorry, Will. That's a bit of a big clue. Tori, you're here. You know what the song is, don't you, Tori? I'm not 100% confident. Come on, Tori! It's like five, six of them, summer. No. No, it's not.

Oh, it's there. Unlucky Tori. It's not your fault. Trust me. Laney is here. Lanay. Lanay. Lanay.

Lanay. Hi, Lanay. Come on. What's the song? Is it Lozo? One of Lozo's songs? Truth? No.

Good try, though. Yeah. It's not your fault. Again, it's not your fault. Thanks, Lana. I think we need to hear it one more time. Okay, one more time? All right. Okay, hold on.

Here we go. And you promised that's a song that's on ZM at the moment. That is a song. It was probably, I'm going to say, nearly the biggest song of this year. That's my clue. Hannah, what is it? What song is that? I am not confident at all with my guess, but I think it

might be Good Old Days. No, I'm so sorry, Hannah. Sorry, Hannah. I'm so sorry. Let's talk to Jo. Jo, save this. Come on, Jo. And win yourself a double pass at Tones and I. What's the song? Come on, I bet you can hear it clearly. It's Old Town Road.

It is! I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Town Road. It is! Yeah, I'm going to take my horse to the Old Town Road. I'm going to ride till I can't no more. Oh, my God, it's so obvious. I'm going to ride my horse to the Old Town Road. I'm going to ride till I can't no more. It is obvious! Jo, well done.

You're going to see Tones and I live at Bay Park. Yes, Jo! Awesome. Thank you so much. Nice work. And to everyone else, I'm so sorry. Can you start practising tomorrow? I'll do at least 24 hours of prep.

Thanks, mate. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I wanted to talk about this is a pretty serious story where Google has been hit by massive backlash after it was revealed that pretty much the massive tech company, Google, had been collecting health data of millions and millions of Americans without them knowing.

What do you mean health data? What does Google know about my health? So we're talking about lab results, doctor diagnosis records, hospitalisation records, health history, patient names, date of birth, all these type of files

and they've been collecting it without people knowing. I think the age of privacy is over. I think as soon as the internet came along, if you want something digital, you've just got to accept that. It's out there. Yeah, but let's be real. They shouldn't just be able to do it without asking.

Yeah, but they're Google. I don't care if they're Google. No, they shouldn't be able to, but they're Google. No, I don't care if they're Google. You had quite a risky idea off the back of this this afternoon. Because I thought, I mean, Google already, they're going to have complete and absolute, you know, maps of people's lives. Yeah.

Because, I mean, Google history, whatever you're Googling on your phone. It's there forever. It's there forever and they have all that data already. So, Google has enough. You don't need our health records. Yeah. So, I thought it'd be interesting this afternoon to get our producer Ellie in. She's taken your phone and she's taken my phone

and she's went through our Google history to see what Google data she could pick out from our Google history over the last month. Be sensitive, please, Ellie. This is a very, like it's like I've given you the keys to my entire life. No, I know. You should have seen the look on Clint's face earlier today when we told him what was happening. He was like, oh, you mean like on my phone?

Oh, okay. I don't think I've got any. Ellie, whose Google data are you going to present first? Whose is worse, I want to ask? Oh, well. We'll start with you, Clint. Okay. Yeah? Okay. Yeah?

Okay. Okay. Why are you so nervous? I don't know. I don't feel like I've got anything to hide. No. But then you forget, though. It's private, though.

What if I've Googled real dumb stuff? I do Google stuff that I forget about. Yeah. So that's what I'm kind of worried about. Okay, tuck in. Do me. All right. Now, I'm wondering, Clint,

have you had any spillages recently in your house or something? Because you've got a lot of history about TurboVacs. Of course. He's got a baby. Oh, no. TurboVac. Yeah, what's that? What's that?

It's a petrol-powered vacuum cleaner that you can use to vacuum outside with. Oh, cool. That is weird, but also intriguing. I want one. Yes, so Clint wants a TurboVac. I saw one. I was watching the Cascadiers, and the guy was vacuuming the driveway, and I was like, I've got to get one of those.

You have a leaf blower. No, no. Vacuum. Anyway. So there's that. There's also a number of other homewares. It was heavily homewares in Clint's search history. He has recently gone through a big renovation.

Yes, it was baby monitors, universal remotes. You know, the Turbo Vac was there too. God, I'm a boring 32-year-old. Yeah, it wasn was baby monitors, universal remotes. You know, the TurboVac was there too. God, I'm a boring 32-year-old. Yeah, it wasn't boring actually. Where's the one that's like RTD drinks and drum and bass music? Nah, bro, none of that. Now I'm wondering, are you a bit smelly at the moment? Because there's been some Googling about what's the best man's deodorant.

You have been sweating a lot. I've had to change my deodorant because it started to fail on me. Right, okay. That's when you know you're hitting that age. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. And finally, I think you've been wondering if someone, maybe it's yourself, has been getting ripped off on the drug front, the gunja.

There was an article there was some searches related to how much is in a bag of the green and whether New Zealanders being ripped off wow asking for a friend right? asking for a friend I was googling for a friend

I get curious about things I was watching the Patty Gower documentary you just wanted to do your research. Fine, that's me. That's you. Let's hear about Bree's Google history. All right, now I do have to just say, straight off the bat, a lot of clothes searches.

Like millions of iconic tabs. Yes, well, I have a problem. Okay? Yeah. You're the Imelda Marco of motorbike T-shirts. Shut up. Leave them alone. We've also got, you've been Googling some pronunciation,

in particular how to pronounce key sunglasses. Are you not sure how to read that one? I'm pretty sure it's quay. Oh, quay now, is it? Yes, it's spelled Q-U-A-Y. No, I think it's quay. Okay. All right, we'll go with Quay sunglasses. Now, I didn't know you had a child,

but you've Googled a book called Go The Eaf To Sleep. How are you trying to get to sleep? The book is called Go The Eaf To Sleep, and I was looking to buy it for Clint as a present. Oh, nice. So I just ruined that then. You ruined that. It's a great book.

It's a very good book. Nice. And finally, you've been Googling how to avoid skid marks. Is that real? Yes. I'm not shitting you. That is research. Is that real?

That is research. Yeah, I know it's research for your underpants. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's Britney, bitch. True. research for your underpants. The song that has had to be radically transformed from its original incarnation because we ran out of Yanina songs. It's essentially still the same game. We take a cover of a song where someone is trying to impersonate

or they're just covering the artist or is it the real artist? You just have to tell us which one. Yeah, yeah. We get really good impersonators basically. Yeah, pretty much. So hopefully you can't tell the difference. We're playing for Mobile Fuel. Monique, you're playing. Kia ora, welcome. Hello. Hi.

Hi. You'll be taking on Alyssa. Hi Alyssa. Hi Alyssa. Hi. Okay, one for one. You each go individually and it's best of three. Best of three. We'll start with you Monique. Here you go. Here's your first song. All right, Mon. Is that the real Lewis Capaldi or is it someone doing a cover?

I think it's a cover. All right, locking in a cover. No, it's not. It's the real one. That's him. That's the sloppy Scotsman himself. Yes. All right, let's a cover. No, it's not. It's the real one. That's him. That's the sloppy Scotsman himself. Yes. All right, let's go to Alyssa.

Here's your first one. All right, Alyssa, is that Miley Cyrus herself or is that a cover? I think it's a cover. All right, locking in a cover of Miley Cyrus. You're right, it is a cover. Well done, you're one up. Let's go, Monique. Here you go, song two. I'm talking in my sleep at night, making myself crazy.

Out of my mind, out of my mind. Hold it down to me. All right. Love her. Is that Dua Lipa or is that someone doing a cover? Oh, that's a hard one. I'm going to go cover. You're going to go say cover again, okay?

That is the real Dua Lipa. Monique's definitely getting some hard ones. Alyssa, if you get this one, that's Night Night Monique, okay? She's gone. Alright, Alyssa. Here it comes. Because you're amazing Just look where you are Alright, Alyssa. Bruno Mars or a cover? What are you thinking?

I'm going to guess cover. You're going to say cover, locking it in. Here we go. No, that was the real Bruno Mars which means Monique's still in it. I'm going to guess cover. You're going to say cover, locking it in. Here we go. Oh! No, that was the real Bruno Mars, which means Monique's still in it. You're still in it, Monique. You need this to force a tiebreaker, okay? All right.

Okay. Good luck. Here we go. Single day. I just want to tell you I am. Honey, no. Okay, Monique, is that Ed Sheeran or cover? Oh, I'm going to go cover again.

You're going to go three covers? Yeah. All right. No! Monique, you can't be helped, honestly. Monique, call for another game, okay? There was literally, there could not have been anybody but Ed Sheeran. I think you overthought it. It sounds different on the game, okay? That is literally, that could not have been anybody but Ed Sheeran. I think you overthought it.

It sounds different on the phone, okay? It would, it'd be hard. I think you were worried we were trying to trick you the whole time and so you've overthought it. I was trying to lead you away from it. I was like, are you sure? But it's all you, Alyssa. Congratulations, we've got some free mobile fuel for you.

Thank you so much. Nice work, Alyssa. That might be the first time someone's won that game with only one correct answer. I know. Bree and Clint, the podcast. I read this story and I feel like it's a little bit unusual just considering the circumstances.

We're talking the situation when you are the person who finds out that someone is cheating in a relationship and it's not yours. Oh. So what do you do? You're an innocent bystander. You know, it's especially hard when you're friends with both of the people that are in that relationship.

Yeah. Makes it very sticky, awkward. Well, you essentially become an accessory to the crime, don't you? Exactly. awkward. Well, you essentially become an accessory to the crime. Well, exactly. And a lot of people, I mean, do argue that if you know about it and you don't do anything, then, you know, you're doing the wrong thing as well. A lot of people also argue, keep your sticky beak out of it. It is 50-50, isn't it? But let me tell you the situation. This story has come out on Reddit. It's from a person named

Alison. So the situation was is that Alison is the mum and her daughter was dating this guy for about a year and a half. Yeah. She said that this man has been nothing but wonderful to my daughter and grandson and it destroyed me when I found out that she had been having an affair. Wait, who was having an affair? So the mum's daughter was having an affair.

Oh, my God. I thought it was going to be him. No. So she was having the affair. Yeah. And the mum has found out. Is he the father of the child? No, I don't believe so.

So he's like, he's stepfather to this woman's grandchild. I think so, yeah. But apparently he's been really lovely. He's done all the right things. And the mum really likes this guy. Anyway, she's taken to Reddit and she has said, I told the guy. She told on her own daughter? Yes.

I told the guy that my daughter had been having an affair. She said I thought it was the right thing to do. And yes, blood is thicker than water, but you shouldn't be doing the wrong thing. No. No one argues that the cheater is in the right. That's more murky than I've ever heard before though. I have a pretty black and white policy on stuff like this.

Yeah. And it's happened to me before. I mean, say let's do the circumstance. Say you've got two friends. Maybe you're better friends with one of them, maybe, but you're friends with both. Yeah. If I find out that or if I see or if I witness

that one of those people is cheating on the other yeah I always do the same thing I will go to the person that I know is cheating and I will say hey what's going on and I'll talk to them and I'll usually say you need to tell the other person or I will is that what no I never say or I will but I I pretty much say you need to go tell the other person and then I leave it and if they don't, I'll say it again and then I'll end up being like, well, if you're not going to tell them, I will. Ooh, okay. Like eventually.

I'm not straight away, but I mean. You can get your fingers blown off though just for like even, you know, because some people don't want to hear it. I know. Some people, even the ones that are being cheated on don't want to hear it. But I think, and you know what, people will disagree with me, but I think I'm just one of those people. I can't sit back and I know people saying,

keep out of other people's business. And there is circumstances where that is true. Yeah. But if I'm really good friends with people. You want to be very, very certain about the information that you have. Yeah, well, that's like if you see it happening or, you know what I mean? And that's why you should always talk to the person first. And if they confirm it.

Oh, that's my cousin. That's how we kiss where I'm from. Yeah, it doesn't look like that. I mean, I just can't sit back and watch people that I love get hurt. And I think, I just don't want to have that on my conscience. What about you? Drama. No, I think you're right in going to the other person.

Start there is what I think. Yeah. If you feel in your gut, if you feel in your gut that it's something that needs to happen. I just don't like seeing people I care about get screwed over. And I can't be one of those people that sits back all the time. And every circumstance is different. And there will be obviously times.

And if I don't know them hardly at all, then I'm not going to butt in. And you don't know the factors involved in that relationship that has got them to where they are. And maybe they were in an open relationship. That's why you should always talk to the person. You know, that was in the wrong. Rather than just tweet what you found out or go on Reddit like this mum has.

Yeah, and ask everyone else. We want to know from you guys though, on 0800DIALZM, have you been in this situation? Have you found out some information where it's cheating, infidelity, and what did you do? You were compromised by the information that you didn't want, but now you have it. Did you tell?

Did you not tell? How did you handle the situation? We'll get your calls on next. 0800 dial ZM right now or you can text us on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. This is about to get a whole lot juicier in here. Oh, there's a story on Reddit that's doing the rounds where a mum found out that her daughter was cheating on her boyfriend.

The mum decided to tell the boyfriend that she... That her daughter was cheating. Yeah, that her daughter was cheating. And so, I mean, you can imagine the fight that caused between that mum and daughter. Yeah. It comes down to where your moral compass sits. I can't sit by...

If you have strong morals, you go, well, I know it's my daughter, but I respect this guy, so I've got to say something. Surely go to your daughter first. Surely. We've gotten some very interesting texts about have you been in the same situation? Have you been the person that has found out this information? Yeah. That someone is cheating and you know the people in the situation,

what did you do? Do you want to hear some of the texts? Someone said, I found out that my dad was cheating on my mum a year before she did. I found out by seeing a text on my dad's phone and gave it back to him with the message still on the phone so he knew that I knew. He told me it was over and I truly believed him. A year later though it all came out and it turns out it never ended and he walked out on our family in the worst way possible. He had been living with the

family in a new city, living a double life with kids involved too. My relationship with my mum wasn't damaged but I've never been able to forgive myself. Always talk and tell the person. God, it's not your fault. It's not their fault at all.

But what a crappy situation for them to be in. Imagine the trust issues that you'd have after that. Oh, terrible. Let's jump in here. A lot of people don't want to be named, and that is understandable. That's fine. So we'll keep this person anonymous. Anonymous.

Hello. Hello. Hello. What's the situation you found yourself in? My partner's mother told us that she was cheating on her partner, her partner at the time. Oh, no. She confided in you?

Yeah. And did you guys like him? Yeah, and he was a wonderful person. It was my partner's stepdad, and they had a kid together. But yeah, and I ended up saying that she had to tell him or I was going to, because I'm the same. I feel like it's very black and white. Yeah, me too, Anonymous.

What was the outcome? Now they don't talk to me at all. They all went on Facebook and called me names. What? The whole family hates me now because apparently it's all my fault that everything broke up. Oh, that's a load of bull, Anonymous. I don't believe that.

Well, they shouldn't have done it in the first place. That's what I'm talking about. That's where this gets complicated because you can, for seemingly thinking you're doing the right thing. Yeah, but I would rather people be angry at me than having that guilt in my stomach knowing that I didn't do what I thought was right. Yeah.

Hey, Maze. What's up? What happened to you? Oh, so my cousin, Mrs., she's on him. I heard from a very reliable source. Yes. And I ended up just ringing her and just being like, all right, you got a week. Yeah.

After the week, I'm going to tell him, like, up to you. And what'd she say? She was like, a week. I don't know what the actual combo that he had with her, or that she had with him, but she was just like, oh, I'm so sorry. Like, scared that she was going to lose us as a family. Yeah. I was like, oh, well, you already know.

You already done the damage. So you laid down the law and she listened? Did she tell him? So she told him? Yeah us as a family. Yeah. I was like, oh, well, you already, you know, you already done the damage. So you laid down the law and she listened? Did she tell him? So she told him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like a couple of days later, she ended up telling him. But the worst part about it is that he took her back.

And then I was just like, oh my gosh. And your relationship's already fried with that girl? Yeah, but all the family's already over her. Like, we don't want anything to do with it, but. Did you tell the rest of the family? Huh? Yeah. Yeah, but, Mays, you've done the right thing.

Like, you can go on with your life knowing that you did the right thing. You gave her a chance. You can't because Christmas is coming up. What are you? Oh, yeah. You know, you might not get her in Secret Santa. Just hope you don't, you know. I need to read out this one juicy text before we go to the last caller.

Yeah. Ooh, this is interesting. I need to read out this one juicy text before we go to the last caller. This is interesting. Someone said, I saw an Instagram influencer in town the other weekend and saw them hooking up with someone that was not their partner. I can tell that this person and their partner are still together and that this person hasn't told them. I don't know what to do. Nothing.

You do nothing. You don't know the people. You stay out of it. I think that one's quite clear cut. It's not your business. But it's hard, especially if you follow someone. You have to unfollow them. What?

Unfollow them. Don't look at their accounts. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because you would know. You follow them. You see all their posts. You like all their sponsor stuff. You're like, I thought we were friends. Why would you do this to Yeah. You know what I mean? Because you would know. You follow them. You see all their posts. You like all their sponsors.

I thought we were friends. Why would you do this to me? You know what I mean? And then you see them happy. Yeah, don't. You just need to unfollow. Stay out of that one. Stay out of it.

And anonymous number two is here. Kia ora. Hello. Kia ora. Hey, guys. What happened? Tell us. It was kind of like similar to the first text you read out,

like about my parents. Oh, wow. kind of like similar to the first text you read out, like about my parents. Oh, wow. No, what happened? Like I, you know how like at home you can have those two home lines and I picked up the home line one day and heard my dad on the other end. Yes. And it's like, wasn't my mum and it wasn't like, I didn't know who it was and I thought this is not a normal conversation.

So he didn't hear you pick up the other landline? No, and so I like quietly put it down. And then I started kind of for a little bit of time, like checking his texts. And I could see there was quite a few different numbers and they were... Risky. Yes, very...

So what did you do? Not nice for your daughter to read. You worked it out. So was there multiple numbers anonymous? Is that what you're saying? Yes. I know where this is going. I was a bit really shocked.

So what did you decide to do? Well, it was like, so it was Father's Day and I was like, right, I need to talk to him today. I know, a present I can give him. Yeah. And I was like, right, and he talked to you. I've seen the messages. I've heard you on the phone, like, what's going on?

And yeah, he told me. And so then I said, well, you need to tell mum because actually that's not my place to tell her. So you gave him the ultimatum and said that he needs to tell her. And did he? Yeah. Yeah, he did. And it took probably like over a week.

But I said to him, like, you can't look at, like over a week, but I said to him like, you can't look at, like I couldn't look at my mum the same knowing that. No, no. Yeah, like if you know, like you hope that the other person is going to say something because otherwise it puts you in like a real awkward situation. And what happened? Did it break up the family?

Yeah, they broke up, yeah. Probably for the best, right? Yeah, exactly. And it had best, right? Yeah, exactly. And it had actually, it was like, it was a very long time and stuff. I'm sorry you're not at this. It's okay. Still got like good relationship with both parents. Well, that's good.

You still, yeah, you came out of it because you did the right thing, I think. You know, obviously you talked to both, you know, and he was the one that had to take the brunt, which he should have. And it's important advice for anyone who's still doing their cheating on a landline, okay? Stop cheating on a landline. If you're going to do cheating on a landline, one hand's at you, dumb idiot.

Guess what? Three-way calls. They would always get you in trouble. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. I heard there was a bit of controversy yesterday on Birthday Banger. What did you hear? I just heard there was a bit of deliberation. What did you play yesterday? So we had a choice between Gangster's Paradise and Baby... Actually, this is good. You can tell me what you would have chosen.

Okay. Baby Bash Sugar Sugar Yep. Or some Pussycat Dolls song. Which one was it? It wasn't the big Pussycat Dolls song.

This is easy. What was the Pussycat Dolls one that we hit? Stick With You. Stick With You. Oh yeah I like that song. Yeah but I a hundy pee

would have picked Baby Bash. So did we. Yeah. Where are you getting this drama from? No, there was someone that was like, oh, they were like, oh, Gangster's Paradise should have been played. Oh, no, you were looking at the Facebook group. Yeah.

That's the dad of the kid who called up to do Birthday Banger. Drama. And the kid was playing, did a great job, kid did a great job, playing on behalf of his mum. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So I think he just failed. You guys picked the right one. I think we picked the right one too. Yeah, I would have been with you.

Look, it gets heated. I get it. There's emotions involved, but let's see where we're in today. Leah, kia ora. Hi, Leah. Hello. What's your birthday? The 28th of November, 96.

Okay, you were 16 in 2012 on the 28th of November. And back in 2012, this topped the charts. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Thrift Shop. What a hit. Not bad. Not bad. A lot better than we built that city. Yeah, a lot better than we built this city.

Oh, don't bring that one up. Okay, dear Leah, not the time. No, that was a controversial day. Fish, get a fish. How you going, guys? Good, thank you, Fish. What's your birthday? Might as well go to the archives for this one, guys, but it's 27th of February, 1981.

Oh, give us a challenge. It's not even old. You were 16 in 1997 on the 27th of Feb and Fish, this is your birthday banger. The first ever Spice Girls song, Wannabe. What a banger. What a tune. Yeah, you're man enough to admit that this is a banger, Fish.

I like you, Fish. I watched that back in the day. Yes. We all did. We all did. We all did. You've got a great birthday, Bing. It's going to take a lot to beat that. I mean, that's one of the top ones we've ever had.

Dallas may do it, though. Hi, Dallas. Hello, Dallas. Hi. Can I say great name? Thank you. What's your birthday? 2nd of December, 1984.

Hang on. How many didn't say great name to Fish? I like that name, too. But I just love the name Dallas. I think it's cool. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 2nd of December. And in the millennium, in the millennium, in the millennium. She's going to get it.

The millennium. There it is. This topped the charts. Who let the dogs out? Come on, we have to play this one. Just when I thought the Spice Girls was unbeatable, Dallas comes through with the Baja Men and Who Let the Dogs Out. Hands down, Dallas, you've got my vote.

There is no deliberation. Thank you. You are my pick for birthday banger today, which means it's all down to Bree. Come on, Bree. Come on, Bree. You like my name. Dallas, I'm... You are my pick for birthday banger today, which means it's all down to Brie. Come on, Brie. Come on, Brie. You like my name. You like my song.

Dallas, you should know my age group, and the Spice Girls were it for me. Let me turn your logic back on you, though. Yeah? Which song are you, I know neither of them are common, but which one are you more likely to hear on ZM more often? God, I can't remember the last time I heard wannabe on ZM. Surely it gets banned.

I don't know. This has just got vibes about it. Good bug scruffy. Bug scruffy. It's going to end the day real good. Yeah, it is. It's happy. My gut is saying wannabe though.

Okay, you've got to cast your vote, because if you do, we need to go to tie break. Wannabe. Wannabe, okay. My skills. We're going straight to the decider. And I believe producer Ellie has it in her to make a snap decision today. Ellie, what is the winner of birthday banger today?

Oh, I do want to pick the Baja men because their name cracks me up. The Baja men. Fantastic. I don't know why. So you are? I want to let the dogs out today. Yeah, let the dogs out. You know that every time we go to the producers, I never win.

I should just go with what you want. That is not true. Oh, it's pretty true. I have picked your songs many times. Dallas, you win. Congratulations. Thank you. Nice work, Dallas.

This is Birthday Banger on ZM. Give me a low And everybody hop and hop on Give me a low I tell the fellas start the game callin' Give me a low And the girls respond to the call I hear a boy shout Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?

I see the young people had a ball Cause Billy Pond and Sceptile Get back, Buffy, boss Buffy Get back, you playin' fast in my mind I tell myself I'm a no-get angry So many cows calling them canine But they tell me, hey man, it's about to be party With a woman in front and a man behind I hope you'll shout out

Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Say A doggy is nothing if he don't have a bowl

A doggy hold your bowl A doggy hold it A doggy is nothing if he don't have a bowl A doggy hold your bowl Oh I think I like any color but you I think I knew that's why they call me Pitbull Cause I'm the man of the land when they see me just say Who let the drums out? Who let the drums out? Who let the drums out? Who let the drums out? Who let the drums out? Who let the drums out? Who let the drums out? Oh, that feels good.

That's the winner of Birthday Banger today. From the Baja Men. One of the greatest pop songs ever created, wannabe, the Spice Girls. We play the Baja Men. Breeze, I'm seriously triggered about that. And that's okay. You're passionate, okay? You are passionate.

Just to put it into perspective, Spice Girls was it for me. They're one of my favourite all-time bands. I'm never not going to vote for them. That's fine. That's fine. And that was it for me. They're one of my favourite all-time bands. I'm never not going to vote for them. That's fine. That was their best song. I don't think you understand the power of the Baja men. No, I do. Maybe now you do.

I do. One-hit wonder bands, I understand that power. One-hit wonder. What do you call this? Here we go. Here we go. Baja men. We're going to kick it like this. We're going to keep you moving. Here we go. Here we go. Bahamian. Can you move it like this?

I can shake it like that. Can you move it like this? I can shake it like that. Can you move it like this? I can shake it like that. All the Bahamian fan club, stand up, baby. Take a bow. Shake your body and spine.

Some people call them the Caribbean Spice Girls. Instead of playing We Built This City Again. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Before then, I've got something I need to discuss with the family. So I've gathered everybody around. Brie, you're here. And the producers are also listening in. Today I had a facial.

Yeah. Got a voucher. And I thought it's important, and I've been saying this for a while. Remember, guys, that you should go and love yourself. Self-care, baby. Yes. So I thought, you know, let's do it. Plus I'm getting older, and, you know,

I'm trying to get that Jeremy Wells glow going on. So, yeah, I did it. I went and had a man facial. I think his is genetics. Do you reckon? Yep. Combo. When you look like that Yeah It's genetics

How does he stay tanned year round? It's genetics Anyway this is not about Jeremy This is about me Something happened And I just need to know If you think I came across a bit creepy Or whether maybe it's fine

I don't want creepy to be the default You took your pants off didn't you? No I've learnt I've learnt that you just take the top off What do you mean you've learnt? Of course you just take your top off Well I didn't know Have you done that before? So there's a bed And you get in the bed off. What do you mean you've learnt? Of course you just take your top off. Well, I didn't know. Have you done that before?

So there's a bed and you get in the bed, you get under the covers. It's not a bed. Well, it's a table. It's a table. All right. It looks like a bed. It's got blankets.

What parlour are you going to? No, no, no. I went to a great place. And so I take my shirt off and the facialist goes out of the room and I hop in. I've got my shirt off. That's fine. that's completely normal. Side note, it is Movember

and I am doing Movember at the moment. So my moustache is currently at half mast. It's there, you can see it, right? Yeah. And the only reason that's relevant is because you can see it, that's it. The facialist says to me, she starts running her hands under the tap

and she goes, sorry, I've got cold hands and I don't want to put them on you just yet. And I'm in the bed and I, with my eyes closed, I said to her, and I meant for this to be friendly, I said to her, oh, you can just warm them up on my face. To which there was... How did you say it though? There was an audible silence.

Did you say it like that? So I'm quite relaxed at that stage. I'm lying on the bed and she goes, I just want to warm... My hand's cold, I want to touch you. And I said, you can warm those up on my face. Is that how you said it? That's how I said it because I was relaxed.

I wasn't trying to put on a creepy voice. It's just there's that therapeutic music playing. It's low light. I'm not using my booming outdoor voice. And I said to her, you can warm those up on my face. Why are you going lower? Because I was relaxed. I don't sit there in a massage and go, oh hey, I'm here for a massage.

You know you're more relaxed. Yeah, but she hadn't started yet, had she? I just need to know because she was behind me and so I couldn't see her facial reaction, but she didn't reply. In that situation do you think I came across creepy? I think that is fine. If you had said you can warm those up on my tummy, probably... So I'm safe.

Probably still in the grey area. Thank you, Brie. We'll just go to the rest of the family just to get a majority vote. Producer Ben, is that alright? Is that the right thing to say? Yeah, I think you're fine, mate. You're definitely fine. You're in a relaxed state. You're having fun. You're loving yourself. You can warm those up on my face. And that's fine. Cool. And producer Ellie. Yeah, I can see the humour

in that. It wasn't meant to be humorous. Oh no, not funny. That's the problem. It was meant to be friendly. Oh, right. Okay. I don't think it's creepy but maybe she interpreted it like that. Oh, right. Okay. I don't think it's creepy but maybe she interpreted it like this. Yeah, alright. Oh, that's fine. I way overthought this then. Yeah. I went way too deep into it. I mean, not creepy

but you're so weird. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, I forgot about this. And I'm the only person that doesn't know. Yeah, Brie, you're the only one who knows. Both of the producers know, Ben and Ellie. In fact, you're both part of it, right? You're both part of this? Yeah, part of it in some way, yeah.

Is this actually going to be good or is it build-ups? No, no, no, no. It's not build-ups either. It's completely factual and I would say it's both good and bad. Ben has a girlfriend. Is that fair to say? No, it's nothing to do with that. That's where my mind first went.

I don't know why. Okay, you're too suspicious, so I'm just going to come out with it, okay? I'm just going to come out with the good news. Wait, can you give me a hint? No, no, okay? There's good news and there's bad news. This is the show announcement. Oh, great.

The good news is we've gone viral. The show has officially gone viral. We've posted a video, and I think it might be our first truly viral video for something that we've done. Okay, what do you classify as viral? Because we've had a few big videos. 2.3 million views in 24 hours. On what platform?

On TikTok. So we've gone viral on TikTok. Producer Ben is head of the Brian Clint TikTok department. You're so proud of that title. I'm so proud of that. No, you should be. You should be. So in 24 hours, we've gone.

If you don't know what TikTok is, by the way, it's a new social media platform, which is just short form videos. 2.3 million views in 24 hours. 320,000 comments. Sorry. 320. Sorry, 320,000 likes. Right.

And 1,350. God, is this a boasting segment or what? Yeah, it is. No, that's the good news. Yeah. That's the good news. The bad news. The bad news is it's probably gone viral for something that should never have happened.

Have never been published. Or even said, actually. Yeah. Oh, I know what it is. It's something that happened on the show last week. And I take full responsibility for this. And because of that, I'm only going to play this once. Okay.

Okay. The audio from the TikTok video. Yes. I'm only going to play once. Okay. I have nothing to do with this. I'm just saying that. I'm actually,

I'm turning my mic off. I have nothing to do with this. I'm not involved. It's okay. It's okay. It's just a joke. Yeah, it's just a joke. It's just a joke, right?

And we're a team. And we're a team. See, Vibresh is setting this one out. Yeah, that's fine. No, I'm not involved in this. You've been warned to, you can turn the radio off if you need to.

This is on TikTok and it's out of our control now. It's now gone so viral that we can't control it. So here is the audio from TikTok, our video that's gone viral. It's a video from last week's birthday banger. And this was an 80s hit. Someone grab her a towel. It's Come On Eileen.

That's a classic, isn't it, Nige? Oh, it's not got any chance for a towel. It's come on Eileen. That's a classic, isn't it, Nige? Oh, it is. It's taken me a chance for a while. That video has had two and a half, almost two and a half million TikToks. So, congratulations. You're viral. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Get made with ZM's Brie and Clint. This is great. We've got a month of made meals to give away every single day this week. You can free up your time this summer with made in their range of freshly made, ready to eat meals. To win it, all you've got to do is guess what Brie and I are eating. But we're going to be blindfolded. And as I've heard from yesterday, your taste buds aren't the best. it, all you've got to do is guess what Brie and I are eating. But we're going to be blindfolded and as

I've heard from yesterday, your taste buds aren't the best at the moment. Look, I was a disaster yesterday. In fact, I was this close to cancelling the competition. I said, it's chicken. And Ellie goes, no, it's not. She goes, well, it must be beef. She goes, no, it's not. I said, there's no other animals.

It was lamb. There's no other animals? Whack your blindfold on. Whack your blindfold on. All right, here we go. And we'll play first with Emma. Bring her on. G'day, Emma.

How are you going? Hi, Emma. Hey. Okay. I would take more of Bree's advice than mine, but best of luck to you. We're about to start eating some food. It's a maid meal, so it's one of the ones that you can have delivered to your house with maid. Good luck us.

Bone apple tea. Okay. Now that's chicken. I know it's a little chicken usually, but that's chicken. I haven't had any. There's all the chicken. Alright. Yeah, it's chicken and couscous. I think it's an Israeli pearl couscous, and I can taste some sour cream. Yeah.

What sort of dish would that be? I think there's pumpkin in it, too. Okay, Emma, what do you reckon that dish might be? Is it like the Mexican chipotle chicken? Oh, nice try, but no, it's not. It's not spicy, I can tell you that much. No. All right, let's go to Fiona.

Fiona, have you got some hints there? What do you reckon? I really have no idea. It's definitely got sour cream in it. I'm going to give you a hint. Well, this is what I think it is. I think it's a chicken Israeli pearl couscous with maybe some pumpkin in it.

Is that, yeah. Exactly what Brie said. I'm going to go with. Yeah, submit that. That's a good idea. I'm going to say that there's no pumpkin in it, but it is getting close. Hard luck, Fiona. Really?

That's not what it is? Okay, let me give the next clue. Let me give the next clue. Who we got? Hannah. Hannah. Hi. I think it's, oh God, I can't even find the microphone with this blind bottom.

There it is. Hannah, I think it's a chicken sour cream Israeli couscous no pumpkin. I love it. I'm going to go with Mexican beef loaded kumara wedges. What the hell? You're going totally rogue. Yeah, wow. Well, hey, you didn't know the meat yesterday.

She's got a point. She does. All right, lock it in. Hannah, yeah. Well, hey, you didn't know the meat yesterday. She's got a point. She does. All right, lock it in. Hannah, yeah. Yeah, unfortunately, Hannah, that's incorrect. Okay, I'm going to give you, so we've got Bridie on the phone. Now, you are right.

There is couscous again, like yesterday's dish. Have we got the meat wrong? Is it Israeli couscous? It's couscous, yeah. It's the pearl one. Is it chicken? And it is chicken. It's a type of dish.

Oh, it's an olive. I just got an olive. Yeah, that's just an element of the meal. It's a chicken something and couscous. What can a chicken meal be? Like a... Chicken... Chicken... Chipotle! Parmigiana. No. Casserole. Chicken... Chicken licking. Mexican.

Chicken dance. No. What does it start with? Chicken wings. Tea. It starts with tea. It's a chicken... Chicken teriyaki. No. Chicken tikka masala. No. Chicken tandoori. No. What does it start with? Chicken wings. Tea. It starts with tea. It's a chicken. Chicken teriyaki. No. Chicken tikka masala. No. Chicken tandoori.

No. Chicken. Chicken. Traditional. Traditional chicken. No. Is it a traditional chicken? No.

Tandoori. Bridie, do you know what it could be? Taco chicken. No. Okay. It rhymes with. Take me to Chickenville. Majine.

Chicken tajine. Tajine. Chicken tajine. Chicken tajine. Bridie, what do you reckon it is... Take me to Chickenville. Magine. Chicken, chicken tagine. Tagine. Chicken tagine. Yeah, Bridie. Chicken tagine. Bridie, what do you reckon it is? Bridie, say chicken tagine. You're that.

No, say it, say it. You've got to say it out loud. Chicken tagine. She's got it. Nice. And couscous. Well done. And couscous.

And couscous. And pumpkin? No pumpkin. I knew that was couscous, isn't it? Congrats, Bridie. We've got four weeks of maid coming your way. Oh my God. That's so awesome.

It is awesome. Ready in three minutes in the microwave or 20 minutes in the oven. You can check out the full menu at getmade.co.nz and we'll give away some more tomorrow. It's quite good now that I know what it is. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We are the leading show for maritime and aviation news

and I'm glad to say I've got some very interesting maritime news. I believe this is the first maritime news of its kind. We did do gayviation news the other day, which was the first of its type. Yesterday you missed the first ever gender reveal aviation news hybrid as well. I did read the story. I kept up on my aviation news when I was away. That's good.

This is the first ever sexy maritime news. Oh, sexy maritime news. Which I'm pretty excited about this personally because, I mean, if you don't like cruises, then, you know, as us millennials, we're not quite up there with the cruising kind of age group, are we? No, not traditionally. This could be for us because Sir Richard Branson from Virgin has launched the first ever adults-only cruise.

Ah. So tabletop dancing, champagne on demand, strict adults-only policy. This boat will have it all. Yep. Accommodating 2,770 passengers, which the company refers to as sailors. The ship is designed to look more like a sleek, luxurious yacht. It's got 1,300 stylish cabins with mood lighting

and 78 rock star suites with four megastar suites that come with standing hot tubs and guitar-lined music rooms. Adults-only cruise is fine to do. Gets the kids out of there. Is there an upper age limit, though? Because, you know, old people are adults, too. And if I'm going on a sexy cruise... But you don't want to have some old people around.

I don't want grandma and granddad there. So you're saying they should have the age cut. Oh, this is interesting. Boomer free. I want to know what is your age cut off? For this? Yes.

50. Okay. 50. And then over 50s can have their own one too. 50 to 60. And then 60 to 70. Actually, 60 and above.

No, they can, yeah. So it's strictly 18s only, 18 and above. And the prices start at $3,420 per person twin share, departing Sydney for a four-night cruise. Oh, it's pretty up there. It's pretty expensive. Four nights? Right, all right.

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