ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – November 13th 2020

Episode Date: November 15, 2020

What do you cook in the toaster?The Latest with Dean McCarthyDo you still stalk your ex on social media?How long do you spend on your phone?Friday-Oke!Birthday banger!Brees propositionToaster traysHearse storySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clinton Podcast. I'd just like to open up with hashtag never forget Jim. Alright? Hashtag Jim. Hashtag Jim forever. This podcast intro, if you're watching the video, looks a lot like yesterday's. Oh, I didn't see yesterday's.

Look, I'm just going to leave it with you that it's Thursday that we're recording this. We have to do this now because we're going to Tauranga tomorrow. Yeah. So we won't be able to record it, so we're recording it early. We're recording it now, but the podcast is live from a Friday. Yes. Just this intro bit is from the past. Ooh, what is the future like? We don't be able to record it, so we're recording it early. We're recording it now, but the podcast is live from a Friday. Yes. Just this intro bit is from the past. What is the future like?

We don't know. Did New Zealand get locked down because of COVID-19? Don't make those jokes. We're going to do an international birthday banger, so hit it, Ben. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast.

Hey-o! This is where you guys tell us your birthdays on our Bree and Clint podcast family page. And we slowly make our way through everybody doing their birthday bangers. All right, who's up first, Clint? Wancho del Castillo from Calgary in Canada. Wancho, that's a really cool name. He was born on the 12th of November 1999. So he was 16 in 2015

And here's your birthday banger Great birthday banger Actually if you're watching this video Do you know how you can really tell this is not being recorded on a Friday? Why? We don't have any beers Ah, that is a very good point Every time I see that video I'm like Man, man, that's so unprofessional.

Those guys are... And then I'm also like, cheer, bro. Yeah, nice cheer, bro vibes. Okay, another birthday banger for James Ryder from Noosa in Queensland. What a spot, James. I love Noosa. You were born on the 15th of November, 1971. So you were 16 in 1987.

And James, this is your birthday banger. Oh, it suits Noosa. It's a surf anthem. And his name is James Ryder. The only thing that could have been better for him was that song that went, Wipe out. Yeah, that's a great one. The only thing that could have been better for me was that song that went 2015 and Zion this is your birthday banger This song will go down in history as a great song. Like it might be a bit

overplayed at the moment but people will look back on this song in 10 years and go damn that is an absolute anthem This song set off a bit of a hunt for me. Hunt for? You know the line in this song where he goes, Michelle Pfeiffer, the white gold? Yeah.

He calls Michelle Pfeiffer the white gold? Yeah. We went on a hunt to get Michelle Pfeiffer on our radio show. I thought you were going to say you went on a hunt for the black gold. No. No. Yeah. We could never get her. No. She was too hard. Michelle fricking Pfeiffer. Who do you think you to say you went on a hunt for the black gold. No. No. Yeah. We could never get it.

No. She was too hard. Michelle fricking Pfeiffer. Who do you think you are? She was too hard to get. We went all the way to Los Angeles to get Channing Tatum. Couldn't get him.

We searched. These things are harder than you imagine. Yeah, but I mean, Michelle Pfeiffer's not up to as much as Channing Tatum. She's the white gold. Yeah. I actually couldn't tell you who Michelle Pfeiffer is,

to be honest. What? I know the name. She was Catwoman. That was pretty famous. And she's done a buttload of movies. Yeah, right. Is that what you're going to give me? Catwoman and a buttload of movies? Hold on. Wait. She was Catwoman. That was pretty famous. And she's done a buttload of movies. Yeah, right. Is that what you're going to give me?

Catwoman and a buttload of movies? Hold on. Wait. Ready? Hold on. Yeah. Let's see what movie she's done. All right.

And then you tell me if you realize. I'll know who she is once you show me. Okay. We got her sister. Oh, Lorraine Pfeiffer. Yeah, we ended up talking to her sister. That was pretty exciting. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Here we go. Scarface? No, Come on. Come on. Come on. Here we go. Scarface? No, haven't seen it. Batman Returns? No, haven't seen it. Grease 2?

No, haven't seen it. Murder on the Orient Express? No, haven't seen it. Maleficent? Maleficent. Maleficent. Have seen it. Don't remember her in it.

What Lies Beneath? That's one of the most famous movies she's done. Haven't seen it. This is me, by the way. This is nothing against Michelle Pfeiffer. This is all on me. Haven't seen it. This is me, by the way. This is nothing against Michelle Pfeiffer. This is all on me. Haven't seen it. Ant-Man and the Wasp.

Haven't seen it. Well, you're the issue here. I'm the issue. I accept that I'm the issue. I've seen Ant-Man, by the way. Not the one with the wasp. La Bamba, right? It's La Bamba.

It's La Bamba. La Bamba. Okay, when you're listening to this in the future, I hope it's good. We're not there yet. This is Thursday. You'll be listening to this on Friday or later. Everyone! I hope it's good. We're not there yet. This is Thursday. You'll be listening to this on Friday or later. Everyone. Here we go.

Okay, cool. This goes out to James Ryder. And of course... Keep on riding, James. How can we forget Jim? Have a great weekend, everybody. Bye. See you next week. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two. What a way to start the weekend. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Happy Friday. No lockdown. I know. How exciting. No lockdown. What? To celebrate. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint, happy Friday, no lockdown! I know, how exciting!

No lockdown, what? To celebrate, I had a coffee today and I don't drink coffee so today's show is going to be firing. I mean, you and I aren't together right now and I watched you have that coffee on Zoom like three hours ago. Are you still pinging? Yeah. You're still going off one coffee? That's what happens when you don't have coffee and then you drink coffee and then you're just like, oh my God, what is this? It's like a drug.

I'm on drugs. Man, I miss being a coffee virgin. That's the dream. That's the high that every coffee drinker is chasing with every cup. It's so delicious. I miss it so much. Okay. Bree is live out of Tauranga today because Friday Okie Live is going down at Miss G's on the Strand in Tauranga tonight.

I am not with you because we've had a minor health incident at home and I am back in Auckland. But everyone's safe. Everyone's okay. Everyone's totally fine. Playing by the rules, doing our thing. But yeah, Friday Okie still on tonight at Miss G's in Tauranga. So come down and see us. 7pm doors will open.

And get there early if you want to register your song, if you're really in it to play tonight, because $500 is on the line. Yeah, 7 o'clock you can start registering. That's right. Today on the show, big show, we've got an iPhone 11 and five buckets of cookie time cookies to give away before 4 o'clock.

That's massive. Like, who doesn't want a brand new phone? Yeah, brand new iPhone 11 and five buckets of cookie time cookies to give away before four o'clock. That's massive. Like who doesn't want a brand new phone? Yeah. Brand new iPhone 11. So if you want this, you need to be listening. I'd be listening from at least quarter to four for the activator for that. Guess our cookies. It's our last one.

Guess how many cookie time cookies we've got left and you can take that home. But next, there's a TikTok that's going viral that we need to address as a team because you and I came very close to doing this TikTok just yesterday. It's a hazard. It's a hazard. Yeah, it's come out. It's a hazard. It's dangerous.

It's dangerous, yeah. Could burn down your whole house. Which you don't want that. No, you don't want that. You don't want that. So what's the TikTok that you need to steer clear of? We'll tell you what it is very soon. In the meantime, here's some Friday jams.

This one, courtesy of Brie. You can introduce it, Brie. I picked this. This is Sagala and Ella Ayers. I just got paid. For Friday jams. ZM. There's a TikTok doing the rounds at the moment that I know a lot of you will be tempted to try.

And we're here. We're putting our mum and dad hat on for a second to say don't do it. Okay? No, I'm saying do it. No, you're not saying do it. Give it a go. Give it a go. No, that's not what we discussed.

What's the worst that can happen, Clint? You're not good cop, bad copping this, okay? We both agreed that we were here to deliver a public service message. Yeah, fair. And it was only yesterday that we both agreed that we were going to deliver a public service message. Yeah, fair. And it was only yesterday that we both agreed that we were going to do this TikTok. In fact, I'd already told producer Ben to head to Kmart and get the bits we needed to make this happen.

Look, I'm not going to lie. I've kind of already done it. Have you? Ages ago. Remember I told you? Oh, right, right, right. I tried that a long time ago. But not since we knew that it was a bad TikTok, right?

No, no, no, no. Okay. So the TikTok we're talking about is the one where the girl cooks two whole steaks in a two-slice toaster. Well, it's a waste of steak for starters, isn't it? Well, we thought, is it? What if this is a life hack? What if this creates the perfect steak?

What if this is what's been missing from Gordon Ramsay's arsenal this whole time? Well, you never know, do you, until you try. So that's why we're going to do it right now. Bring out the toaster, producer Ben. We could do it, but we'd have to do it in full Mythbuster situation where we were in lab coats in a controlled environment. Fire extinguishers. Yeah, because Appliances Online, it's a website,

their resident expert Colin Jones has said that not only could cooking raw meat in a toaster give you food poisoning, it also poses a serious fire danger to your house. Absolutely, because all the fat drips down from the steak and then, you know, that's in the bottom of the toaster. That's not a good situation. So I figured it out. We do chicken.

Chicken in the toaster. Cooking any raw foods, this is from Appliances Online, cooking any raw foods in a toaster is not only a health risk, but it could also create a fire hazard with the potential for oils and fats to create a flame inside the toaster, causing an electrical fire. Oh, kill buzz. Also, it would be difficult to clean. You could also ruin, you could run the risk of cross-contamination

inside your toaster next time you make toast. Well, that makes a lot of sense. Right, so raw meat's out for in the toaster then. You go, why does my Vogel's taste like blood? This isn't nice, not good. So as a team, we're saying no steak in the toaster, okay? Sorry to do that, but it's out. But what can we put in a toaster?

Well, this is a great question, and that's what we're going to answer this afternoon. What can you put in a toaster? Yeah, go on. The best thing to put in a toaster? Toast. Bread. Oh, yeah, bread, bread, bread.

Damn it. Damn it. Who's putting toast in a toaster? Now, you know what I cook in the toaster? What? Hashbrowns. Yeah, see, that's the exact same as meat. It's a fire hazard too.

Hashbrowns? Yeah, because there's so much fat in a hashbrown that drops down into the... No, there's not. It's just potato. It's just potato. You think about all the oil that comes out of a hashbrown. Well, I'm sticking with it. I'm sticking with it.

I'm sticking with it. My answer's just hashbrowns. Okay, what is yours? What do you cook in the toaster? You get up. You've had a rough night. You're dusty. But genius, you last night ordered pizza,

and you've got some leftover in the fridge. You whack it out of the fridge, and you go, oh, I do like it cold, but it would be quite nice toasty. But when you put it in the microwave, it goes a bit soggy. And a bit chewy. Whack it in the toaster. Put it in the toaster. It toasted up nice, warm, delicious.

Don't all the toppings slide off because it's vertical? Preferably done with one that's not got heaps of toppings on it. If mine's a fire hazard, yours is a fire hazard. Yeah, but I live on the edge. I'm living on the edge. We're going to MasterChef Toaster Edition it this afternoon. We want to know on 0800DIALZM What are you cooking in the toaster?

What is the thing? What's your life hack? What are you cooking in the toaster? And we're probably going to tell other people not to do this Because I can't imagine any of these are going to be safe It doesn't have to be safe We just want to know about it Life hacks

Toaster edition. What are you cooking in there? Bree and Clint. Z and Bree and Clint, that's Keisha and Pitbull, it's Timber. What are you laughing at? Sorry, I thought there was a bit more to the song and the mics. People don't know, don't go live until the last couple of seconds, and so that was me singing.

We're out of the studio today. There's going to be a few things happen, but that's life on the road. That's life on the road, baby. That's show business. That is. That is show business. If you're staying in a hotel, motel, holiday inn, sometimes you need to cook your food in a toaster.

So this afternoon, we're asking you, what's the best food to cook in a toaster? Have you caught life? Do you never turn the microwave or the oven on anymore? You're a pure toaster. I mean, it is very innovative, but also not safe. There's a TikTok at the moment of the girl who cooks two full scotch fillets in a toaster and eats them. The grossest bit about this TikTok is she eats them, and they're clearly not cooked.

She drowns it in barbecue sauce. You'd have to to to get the taste out. It's forced an official warning not to cook steak in the toaster for health and fire reasons. You know what you can cook a steak with and I've done this is with an iron, household iron and you just cook it with that

and it tastes kind of like a wet towel. Okay. It's not good. You have my interest. I'm just saying if you're ever, you know, you're in quarantine, you want a steak, you somehow get a steak there and all you've got is an iron. Wait, did you have the iron set to steam or dry?

I did a bit of both. Yeah, right. That'll be the wet towel bit. We're asking you guys what are you cooking in the toaster? Let's start with Ruben. Hi, Ruben. G'day, Ruben. What are you cooking in the toaster? Let's start with Ruben. Hi, Ruben. G'day, Ruben. What are you cooking in the toaster, Ruben? Hash browns, mate, all day. I do love a hash brown in the toaster, but you have to be cautious.

Lay the toaster down on its side. Oh, see, that's what people are saying on the text machine, Ruben. That's a genius idea. Someone said you turn the toaster sideways, you can put hash browns in there, pizza. It works for everything. The problem is if you bought cheap hash browns and they crumble inside the toaster, it's very hard to get those microscopic bits of potato out of there. Thank you, Ruben.

Let's go to Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Well, I woke up one dusty Sunday and I really was craving one of my cheese scones. So I wanted to toast it and my mate said to turn it sideways as well. But the toaster caught on fire and so we had to take it outside, try and smother it in wet tea towels. And then we ended up having to replace it with a new Kmart toaster. Yeah, but how was the scones in the end? Were they good?

It was half burnt and soggy from the water we had to pour on it. Can I say, Rebecca, that's good advice for any appliance. Any appliance that catches fire, go and get a new one from Kmart. It's just, especially if you had to smother it in soggy tea towels as well. I don't think it's going to be very efficient after that. Linda, what are you cooking in the toaster? Hi, we're cooking pancakes in the toaster. Linda, how?

It's not as crazy as it sounds. You get the pre-cooked ones, like the Marshalls ones in the packet, and pop them in the freezer so they never go stale, and keep them in the freezer for your Saturday or Sunday morning pancakes. You just pop them straight into the toaster. Might need a couple of times in the toaster. Just pop it down twice. That is a genius mum hack from you, Linda.

I love it. Bree, were you like me picturing her pouring pancake batter into the toaster? Nah, not at all. I wasn't thinking that. Thanks, Rebecca. Linda, what are you cooking in the toaster? Oh, no, that was Linda, wasn't it? That was Linda

Thanks, Linda I think it's Imogen Imogen, what are you cooking in the toaster? Hi, I cook kumara toast Kumara toast? Tell me more Yeah Okay, so golden kumara is the best, apparently

Like the purple kumara, it's too almost dense for it to cook through fully, and it can make you sick. So golden kumara, you cut it down, obviously peel it, cut it down to size and thickness as required. Chuck it in the toaster for a couple of rounds. Good old smashed avo on black pepper is bloody lovely. Wait, stop, stop, stop. Just a big

slice of kumara in the toaster. Genius. Yeah, just carbs all the way. You don't boil it, you don't do anything else to it, you just put it, you just cut it and put itara in the toaster. Yeah, just carbs all the way. You don't boil it. You don't do anything else to it. You just cut it and put it straight in the toaster. Pretty much, yeah, because the golden kumara is that much mushier, so it cooks through so fast.

Imogen, how many minutes on my toaster are we talking for that? Yeah, what's the setting? I think we cranked it up to four, and you have to do it twice. Oh, that's not that bad Far out Yeah no Eight minutes That's pretty good

Okay that's the best one so far I'm in Hayley can you beat Raw kumara in the toaster What are you putting in there We're doing cheese quesadillas Cheese quesadillas Yeah

So you fold it like that So you get wraps You put cheese in it, fold it in half, do the ends, and you toast the whole thing in it. That's a whole meal in there, Hayley. Jeez, that is. Yeah, you could spread some avocado on there as well. What?

In the toaster? Put the avocado in the toaster? Yeah, why not? Oh, come on now. Come on. Oh, come on now. Can you imagine you go over to Hayley's house and she goes, oh, the quesadilla's nearly ready.

Bing! And they pop out of the toaster. She goes, done. She catches them as they lift out and just tosses them onto your plate. Nailed it. Good. All right. All of those toaster recipes are all endorsed by the Brie and Clint show.

Innovative. Except for that one that caused the fire with the tea towels. Yeah. Have a fire extinguisher ready always. Take the toaster outside. Run a long extension cord and wear a mask. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio.

This is... The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line with us and there's info about who's going to be performing the Super Bowl halftime show this year. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. This is my favourite performance of the year. It's so annoying

how they have that thing either side of it, the game. So annoying. You wait and wait and wait and then the show comes in as Beyonce. This next Super Bowl is going to be huge. They have slated the weekend. Now, if you've ever seen him,

yeah, he's good, right? He's a good choice. I don't know whether he has the broad appeal of someone like Jennifer Lopez or someone like Madonna or Beyonce where they just transcend and they have such a gigantic audience. I don't know, but he is awesome

and he has incredible life. I've got a bit of gossip to tell you, though. I just think this is so shady and I shouldn't even be talking about this on air. But J-Lo, when J-Lo got told that she was going to be performing with Shakira, J-Lo's words were, why would I need, like, a co-headline? She was not into it. She was not into it. And if you look closely, and I heard about that right before even the actual performance,

but if you look closely, I reckon you can tell that JLo was kind of like, why do I have a sidekick on JLo? So anyway, whatever. The weekend, it looks like it's going to be him. You will, of course, remember when Coldplay performed with Bruno Mars and Beyonce came out. Poor Coldplay got like, they got a little bit like put in the

shadows when Beyonce came out. It was so fabulous. But it's going to be huge. There'll be a pandemic version. I don't know whether they'll all be spaced or whatever, but it'll be fabulous. Superbowl will just get more eyeballs than ever. It's like the most watched performance in the world every year. It's wild.

Yeah, their halftime show. Yeah, it is big time. It's big time. And The Weeknd, if you've ever seen him live before, his live show is unreal. And you forget how many Weeknd songs you actually know. So I think that's a great choice. I think they've done really well.

Good choice. Yeah, he has had so many hits. And I remember watching him perform live at the Victoria's Secret show one year, and he was just, it sounded exactly like every single record he's ever done. It was just spot on. He's amazing.

That would be good. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles. Thanks to Cookie Time, celebrating 35 years of Christmas cookies. You can book a seller now at christmascookies.co.nz D McCarthy, thank you very much. Brianne Clint. Alright, heads up everyone. There's a study

that's been done that has revealed some interesting statistics about people admitting that they've stalked their ex on social media. Who's willing to admit that? Well, this is even more interesting. 84% of people have admitted to stalking an ex on social media, but have also said they wouldn't admit that to friends.

Yeah, of course. It's not a culturally accepted practice, even though a lot of people do it. It's one of those things you do in the shadows. It's seen as sad and desperate. But a lot of people do it. But it's entirely normal. It is. Well, actually, it's normal for a bit.

After a while, it gets a bit. Depends how long. Depends how long. If it's 10 years down the track and you're following your ex-boyfriend Joe and his family's life and you're wondering, oh, where are they going on holidays this year? Then it's probably time to stop. Funny you mentioned the fake profile thing because it also in this study revealed that

9% of people admitted to making a fake profile to check in on someone's social media. How many people? 9%. 9%. Oh, yeah. One in 10. So it's not too many. Well, that's how many admitted to it.

This is an important consideration. Okay. What's the numbers of people who are willing to admit that they do stalk? What does that look like? What do you mean? To people? To friends? Yeah, I thought that's what you were telling us. Oh, no, I said 9% of people admitted

to creating a fake profile to stalk their exes on social media. So we don't know how many people are actually out there stalking their ex. Just in general, like going and checking up on them. No. Do you go to your ex's pages? I mean, look, I'm going to be honest because that's what we like to do on this show.

I definitely have done this. It's human nature to do it. How recently? Oh, not for a long, long, long time. But like when we first broke up, my last ex, probably for a good, I want to say six months. Yeah, because you had a rough breakup. Yeah, it was really rough.

And then we kind of rekindled and then it broke up again. So it was kind of dragged out. So I'm going to say, yeah, a good six months. Yeah, right. Yeah. Have you ever done it? No, they're private pages. So you've tried though?

No. Why would I? They're private pages. But how would you know that? And why are they private? Did they block you? Was it that bad? Oh shit, I never thought about that. How have you never thought about that? Imagine if they're not private. Imagine if they're not private and they're only private to me. Oh God. That could be the case, Clint. Anyway, look at me man i'm fine okay i'm fine i don't need yeah no you're doing pretty well you're doing pretty well let's be real do you think

everybody everybody's been for a look even if it's a only just in a moment of weakness to go oh i wonder what i wonder what's happening with them and i wonder if i'm better off than them intrinsically something deep inside you wants to know that you're doing at least as well as them if not better absolutely you want to see if they're dating someone new you want to see if you're better looking than them like let's be honest like you want to go and see how good's that feeling when you go that guy are you serious have you had that feeling oh no, no, just hypothetically. Yeah, no, it would be a good feeling, like Clint has admitted that he has felt.

No, no. These are all hypotheticals. Ask your dumb radio question. Go on, ask the question. Go on. This is more fun. I want to know from people. Okay, let's go into radio mode. Is there people out there

that are willing to call up this afternoon and admit that they've done it, for one, but how long has it been since the breakup that you continue to stalk your ex on social media? Has it been a long time?

This is actually going to be good. We want someone who's willing to admit that they've been on their page recently, but it's not a recent breakup. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. You can remain anonymous if you want to. You can totally remain anonymous. And let me just check this sheet, what's happening today.

We do have some mobile fuel available to give away. Oh, you're thinking we need to entice people. I think this is one of the ones where, because who wants to admit this, but maybe you do, maybe you're fine. Maybe you've been out of your relationship for a while and you're like yeah, every now and then I check it. It's fine. We all do it. Come on, we all do it. If that's you, call us now on

0800 DIAL ZM. Have you been out of your relationship for a while and how recently did you check your ex's social media? And if you're a bit, you know, nervous, you can text us on 9696 and tell us your side of the story. What's going on? What are you looking for when you're on there?

Yeah. And have you ever accidentally liked something? Yeah. Bree and Clint. Do you still stalk your ex on social media? A lot of... Everyone's done it. And if you say that you haven't, then you're lying

because there's a study that's been released where it's revealed 84% of people have said at one stage they have had a sneaky look at what their ex is up to on social media. I feel like 84% is a pretty accurate number. There will be the odd unicorn out there who broke up and went... Doesn't have social media. Well, yeah. number. There will be the odd unicorn out there who broke up. Doesn't have social media. Or has been fully blocked from all their exes accounts. Yeah, true.

So, yeah. We've asked you a very honest question this afternoon and it requires a very honest answer if you're going to respond. Have you broken up with someone like a decent amount of time ago and how recently did you check their social media? There is so many texts on this Clint which just goes to show and

a lot of phone calls coming in just goes to show we're all doing it. It's pretty normal you know just and sometimes it's a nice thing you know you spend a lot of time with certain people and checking up on someone to see how they're doing and if they're happy is not the worst thing in the world. Stop trying to make it a nice thing. Stop trying to reframe it. Well, some people do do it as a nice thing. No one's

out there going, just wanted to check that everything's okay. There's not your primary motivation or maybe it is. Let's get some people on. Kim's called through. Hi, Kim. G'day, Kim. Hi. Hey.

How long ago was the breakup, Kim? Three years ago. And you're still checking in on the social media, Kim? Yeah, well, it was a bit of a messy one, so I wanted to make sure that everything was going all right. But, yeah. And do you ever find anything on there which is, like, you know, upsetting or it's a nice thing looking at their social media? Oh, yeah, definitely.

I mean, I was really close to the whole family and there's family photos of them. They're not local, so I don't get to catch up with them anymore, but it's always nice to see how they're doing and that sort of stuff as well. All right, thank you, Kim. Wait, I want to know from Kim, have they got a new partner since? Yes, actually. Bit of a weird story there.

My ex they were talking about, it was a couple months afterwards, he randomly turned up at my house to let me know it's okay to date my current partner. And we've been together ever since. But it was just a really weird sort of thing to happen. He showed up to tell you that it was okay for you to date your new partner? Yeah. Buzzy.

Wait, was your new partner his brother? Because that's the only time. Yeah, did you ask? Did you ask? They did not know each other. Did you ask for approval? Yeah. Okay, well, pipe down, X.

I think that wasn't your place, but all right. Pipe down, X. Thanks, Kim. Really, really interesting. Let's get Ashley on. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi.

How long ago was the breakup? Yeah. Yeah, about two and a half, three years ago. And you still like a cheeky stalk of the social media? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was like two days ago. I had a lot. What are you looking for? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was like two days ago I had a lot. What are you looking for? Yeah, what are you looking for?

And what does it give you when you go on those pages? What is it? I don't know. I kind of just like to have a little look what's going on in the world, like just being nosy, to be honest. Have you moved on? Have you got a new partner? No.

Have they moved on with a new partner? Yes. Is that an issue for you? Not really. It was kind of a mutual breakup. Okay. Did you find out via social media that they had a new partner? Yes.

Yeah, see, that makes breakups in, like, our generation really difficult, if you ask me. How was that for you? I think someone finding out through social media is a little bit easier than telling somebody. Yeah. Especially when you were in a relationship for a long time. Last question, did you like the post?

No, of course not. Of course she didn't like it. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe that's the ultimate. Maybe that shows you are genuinely the biggest person. Maybe you're like, I win this because I'm going to like it. What do I do?

Hey, Ashley, did you post a story congratulating them? Let's go to Emily finally. Hi, Emily. Hi. How long ago was your breakup? About three years ago, but then we got back together about a year ago and then we broke up again.

Oh, no, Emily. Messy. And you still like to go on the social media and have a look? Yeah. I got in a relationship after we broke up. I still wanted to see if I was doing better than him or not. Yeah, a lot of people, like I know that sounds, you know, a bit strange, but a

lot of people on the text machine are saying they like to go on there to see how they're doing and then like compare how you like themselves are doing. Yeah. I just wanted to see if you were suffering as much as I was or not, you know. Alright, well

again, thank you for your honesty. I really, really, we really appreciate it, Emily. That's great. Yeah, there's someone on the text machine that's texted through something quite interesting. They say that they go to their ex's profile and have a stalk, and they said that it's quite a recent breakup, and they said that if you go onto Instagram on a computer and you go onto someone's profile, you can see who the latest people that they're adding is.

Really? Did you know that? I didn't know that. Oh, see, that's going deep into the matrix. Yeah, see, that's when you need to probably step back a little bit maybe. Okay, all right. Well, there you go. Hopefully everyone feels a little bit more normal about their own behaviour after this afternoon.

Everybody's out there doing it. Free and Clint. Have you ever thought about this? Just take your mind into this space for a second of how long in a lifetime you actually spend glued to your phone. Don't want to think about it. Already know that I spend too much time on the phone. Already regret all the time I've spent on my phone.

I don't want to think about it over a lifetime. Well, let's talk about it because there's a study that's been done and it's revealed how long in a lifetime we will spend on our phone. Now, brace yourself everyone for this because it is quite alarming. I'm not going to lie.

The study has revealed that the average person will spend up to 76,000 hours on their phone over the course of a lifetime. So let me break that down for you. Yeah, I was going to say you need to break that down to a usable number for me. That is an insane 8.74 years of your life. Oh, that's disgusting. That is, yeah, right.

Let's say the average life expectancy is like 78 to 80. That is on average a tenth or over a tenth of your whole life spent on your phone. See, there's an issue in this that it's all skewed these days by work because you have to spend a certain amount of your life working. That's just part of life. And so many of us have to work

on our phones these days. But it all feels like time spent on your phone. I want them to break it down into how much of your life will you spend on Instagram? Or how much of your life will you spend... I thought you were going to say like on the toilet and I was like... Oh, that'd be a good number as well.

Yeah, that'd be quite interesting. There's a few more stats. We can work that... You and I could work that out actually if you want to know. How could we work that out? How long are your average toilet breaks? Oh, I don't know. 30 minutes? It differs every day. 30 minutes! A day. A day? Oh, okay.'t know. 30 minutes? It differs every day. 30 minutes! A day.

A day? Oh, okay, the whole of Wayne. 30 minutes a day? I wouldn't even say that. I'd say 20. 20 minutes a day? Yeah. Times seven.

Let's say two hours a week, okay? Okay. So two times 52, 104 hours a year on the toilet. How long do you want to live for? Oh, I'd be happy with 85. 85? Okay, 85. 85, that's 8,840 hours on the toilet. Let's break that down, divide that by 24.

368, you're going to spend an entire year on the toilet during your lifetime. 368 days on the toilet, non-stop. Would you rather spend a whole year straight through, so you literally don't leave the bathroom, you just stay on the toilet? This is a great question. You stay on the toilet for 365 days straight. Yeah. Or break it up over your lifetime.

Or, and then that means if you do that, you never have to go to the toilet again. You don't have that worry. You don't have that task of going to the toilet. This is easy for me, this one. No. What would you do? No, I value my toilet breaks.

And any parent will know this especially. The toilet time is your own time. Anybody knows this, but parents especially know this. When you get the chance to go to the toilet and shut the door, you can't be contacted. You just can't be contacted. You are officially out of business. For one time.

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Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-okey! I love Friday-okey. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-okey!

This is our famous segment where we sing on the radio, even though we shouldn't. We definitely shouldn't, and I can't believe it's lasted this long, and it's also warranted a full tour of the country, which is why we're in Tauranga today. Yeah, it was going to die, this feature, and then we dreamed up Friday Oki Live. But then the actual event didn't make sense without the radio bit,

so now we have to do the radio bit just so we can do the live bit. Yeah, until we finish this tour. Exactly. The tour's fantastic. It's awesome. Not so much. Bree has chosen the song today, and she's chosen from a list of the top ten easiest karaoke songs of all time.

That's right. I called BS on the list, though, because it was not easy for me, and I'm assuming, was it easy for you? Not at all. You chose three of the greatest R&B singers of our generation, Beyonce, Michelle, and Kelly. That's right, Destiny's Child, Say My Name is the song today. Okay, Brie picked the song, so her version is going to play first.

You can't vote until both versions are played, but you are a key part in this game. You need to pick the winner of Friday Oaky each week. So once you've heard them both, we'll get you to call up. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Are you ready, Bree? Let's listen to them first and then we can do the other stuff. Okay, I'm ready.

I'm ready to go. Bree's Destiny's Child. This is her Say My Name. How now, brown cow? Say my name, say my name. If no one is around you, say baby I love you. her Say My Name. Baby, how's your day? But today, it ain't the same Every other word is a huh, you okay? Could it be that you are at the crib with another lady? I know you say that, I'm assuming things Something's going down, that's the way it seems

Shouldn't be no reason why you're acting strange If nobody's holding you back from me Cause I know how you usually do When you say everything to me, times two Why can't you just tell the truth? If somebody's there, then tell me who Say my name, say my name. Say my name.

The noise around you. Say baby, I love you. You ain't rotting gay. Say my name, say my name. You acting kind of shady. Ain't calling me baby. Better say my name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. You got through that even though you had a serious case of RWA during that song. What's that? Rapping while Australian. Yeah. I mean, it does come through.

It's really hard to, the Aussie accent not to come through, but, you know, I did my best. Yeah, it's not bad at all. Is it better than mine? Probably. Here it comes. This is my Friday Okie for the week. Same song, same skill level. Destiny's Child, Say My Name, featuring me.

Duck Child, nah, nah. Say my name, say my name. If no one is around you, say baby I love you. If you ain't running game, say my name, say my name. You acting kind of shady and calling me baby. Come on. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, okay, could it be that you are at the crib with another lady? I know you say that, I'm assuming things. Something's going down, that's the way it seems.

Shouldn't be the reason why you're acting strange. Cause nobody's holding you back from me. Cause I know how you usually do. When you're saying everything to me, times two. Why can't you just tell the truth? If somebody's there, then tell me who. Say my name, say my name. Say my name. If no one is around you.

Say baby, I love you. If you ain't running game. Say my name, say my name. You one is around you. Say baby I love you if you ain't running game. Say my name, say my name. You acting kind of shady. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Better say my name. Can you feel that? Oh, come on.

Chugga-chugga-oh. I don't think R&B is our vibe. What do you think? Be humble and stop. Rhythm and BS. Rhythm and BS. Rhythm and BS. The perfect text has already come in on this. So bad, it's good.

I reckon that should be the positioning statement of this feature, actually. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. So bad, it's good. What about the other text? I think this was in reference to mine. Either sounds drunk or tired. Maybe a bit of both. I was going to say, spoiler alert, it was both.

We want you guys to pick a winner for Friday Oki this week. We're celebrating because it's Friday Oki live again tonight. We're back on after COVID in Tauranga. So please call us, 0800-DARLS-NM. Tell us who wins. Is it Bree or is it me? Vote now. Call us.

Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. You just heard some high quality Friday Oki from Brie and myself this week. Ahead of our Friday Oki live in Tauranga tonight at Miss G's, we took on Destiny's Child, Say My Name. This was Brie. You acting kind of shady. Ain't calling me baby.

Better say my name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This was Brie. You like that bit at the end? Yeah, it's nice. It's a nice ad-lib. And here's mine. You like that bit at the end? Yeah, I like that. Yeah.

Saucy. Only one winner. And we're not mucking around this week, so this week it's best of three. That's it. No, I'm sorry. We're only taking three callers. That's it. That's all we're going to do.

Three callers. That's it. Okay. It comes down to that. Tegan, welcome to the show. Hi, Tegs. Hey, guys. How you going?

How's your Friday? Good, mate. Good. You're going to make either of our Fridays with this vote right now. Who are you voting for? Well, what was with the How Now Brown Cow? I just thought I'd ad-lib at the front, Tegan. You know, put a bit of sauce on it.

How Now Brown Cow. Well, I'm sorry to say, Brie, but it just didn't do anything for me, so I can't stop my vote. Oh, How Now Brown Cow. Thank you, Tegan. I appreciate that. You're welcome. You're welcome, guys. Okay, 1-0. Let's go to Tiana.

Hi, Tiana. Hi, Tiana. Hi. How are you guys? Good, thank you. How are you? Yeah, I'm not bad, thanks. Who's got it this week?

Who's the winner of Friday Okie? Gotta say, it was a tough call, but Clint, your harmonising's amazing. Was it? Yeah. I mean, it was a tough call, but Clint, your harmonising is amazing. Was it? Yeah. I mean, it was. Was it? No, it was great.

I got your vote. All right. Thank you, Tiana. I appreciate it. We can call it there. Do you want to go to the last vote? May as well. We always do.

Mike, welcome to the show. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Good. Thank you, Mike. Who were you voting for, mate? Well, I was kind of hoping I was going to the show. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Good, thank you, Mike. Who were you voting for, mate? Well, I was kind of hoping I was going to be the deciding vote, but it's not really going to matter now, is it?

But my vote was for Clint. Sorry, Brie. Well, there was no decider. And just to rub it in a little bit more, I think that's my fourth loss in a row. So I appreciate that. It's time to pick up your game, mate. It's time to start putting some effort in.

Mate, there's no more effort. That's all I've got. It's time to pick up your game, mate. It's time to start putting some effort in. Mate, there's no more effort. That's all I've got. All right. The points are made up and the game doesn't matter. So who cares? But the points tonight matter. Friday Oki Live could win you $500 cash at Miss G's in Tauranga on the Strand. Come on down.

Doors open at 7. We're singing from 8 o'clock. Bree and Clint. Come on. It Doors open at 7. We're singing from 8 o'clock. Bree and Clint. Come on. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

All right, Birthday Banger for a Friday. We'll figure out what was number one on these three people's 16th birthdays. Ian is the first one through on the phone. G'day, Ian. Hello, Ian. Kia ora. How are we?

Kia ora. Good, thank you, Ian. What's your birthday? 1st May 1989. Right, you were 16 in 2005 on the 1st of May. Back in the mid-2000s, this reached the top of the charts.

I don't want another pretty face. I don't want just anyone to hold. I don't want my love to go away. Yes, yes, yes, all the yes. Jesse McCartney, beautiful soul. Oh, Jesse McCartney, that's right. Who's Cody Taylor?

He's an all-black front rower. Whoops. I was close. They're the same kind of name. Ian, what do you think? I think it was a bit cringeworthy when I was 16, but I admit that I sung along to it during some drunken nights.

Yeah, you remember the lyrics, don't you? I like that. Like a fine wine, it's got better with time. Yeah, it's a good sing-along. Good work, Ian. Let's go to Keira. Hey, Keira. Hi. Hello. Hi. Keira. Yeah. Hi, you're on the radio. Hiya. Hi. Keira?

Yeah. Hi, you're on the radio. Hiya. Hi. Did she say hell yeah? Hell yeah. Keira, what's your birthday? The 13th of November, 1996.

All right, you were 16 in 2012 on the 13th of November. And on that day, this was number one. Swedish House Mafia. Banger. Great song, Kira. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Are you busy, by the way? Are you...

Yeah, kind of. Should we call you back? Yeah. Wait, you called us. You called... Yeah, kind of. Should we call you back? Yeah. Wait, you called us. You called us. I'm good. I can talk. No, well, we know, but...

Kira, you funny, funny individual. Kira, you sound distracted. We'll leave you be. Let's go to Vanessa. Kira's like, guys, can you stop bugging me? I've got to go. I've got stuff to do.

You called us, Kira. Vanessa. What's up? Hi, Vanessa. Hey, guys. Are you us, Kira. Vanessa, what's up? Hi, Vanessa. Hey, guys. Are you busy, Vanessa? Just checking. Nope, nope.

I'm quite okay. The kids are asleep, so good. No screaming is going to happen here. We've got your full undivided attention, correct? Love it. Absolutely. Love it. Vanessa, what's your birthday?

9th of March, 87. All right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 9th of March. And here comes your birthday banger. You look old. Yes. 50 Cent. Our banger. And the song that made him a global superstar, In Da Club.

Do you love your birthday banger, Vanessa? Absolutely. Little white girl in the club, yep. Oh, yeah. All right. I'm down for that song, definitely. Yeah, that was huge, that song. We've got a tough decision.

Those are all great songs. Jessie McCartney, Swedish House Mafia, In Da Club. We've got to run the Friday filter over what song we choose. It's got to be a banger but I feel like that'll work for a Friday as well. Yeah, I feel like too.

It's a pretty easy one for me to be honest. You're going to go Jessie McCartney, aren't you? Absolutely. All day, every day. Beautiful soul.

You don't hear it very much. I know how much you want to hear it as well so let's do it. Ian, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Oui, I'm a bit shocked

because it's a bit chill, you know, but I'll take it. I'll take it. Thank you. Yes, Ian. Ian, good work, mate. Well done. Here we go. This is good. This is it. This is the winner of Birthday Banger. To round the week out is Jessie McCartney

and Beautiful Soul. Zed in Bricklands. I know that you are something special to you I'd be always thankful I want to be what you always needed Then I hope you'll see the heart in me I don't want another pretty face I don't want just anyone to hold I don't want my pretty face, I don't want just anyone to hold, I don't want my love to go to waste, I want you and your beautiful soul. You're the one I wanna chase, you're the one I wanna hold, I won't let another minute go to waste, I want you and your beautiful soul.

Yeah. Beautiful soul, yeah You might need time to think it over But I'm just fine moving forward I'll ease your mind if you give me the chance I will never make you cry Come on, let's start I don't want another pretty face I don't want just anyone to hold I don't want my love to go to waste I want you and your beautiful soul

You're the one I wanna chase You're the one I wanna hold I want another minute to go to waste I want you and your beautiful soul. Am I crazy for wanting you? Maybe the thing you could want me to. There is nothing left to hide. I don't want another pretty face I don't want just anyone to hold

I don't want my love to go to waste I want you and your beautiful soul You're the one I wanna chase You're the one I wanna hold I won't let another minute go to waste I want you in your soul. I don't want another dirty face. I don't want just anyone to hold.

I don't want my love to go to waste. I want you in your beautiful soul. Beautiful soul. Yeah. Beautiful soul Yeah ZM, Bree and Clint. Jessie McCartney's Beautiful Soul is the winner of Birthday Banger today for Ian. Good song. There's some great text on the text machine.

Someone goes, Banger, I'm a 120 kilo massive mullet and beards and I'm singing as loud as I can to this. I love that. It's definitely one of my favorite Jesse McCartney songs. Someone said a double play. What's another Jesse McCartney song we could play? We would if we could.

Beautiful Soul 2, you know. Right, that is Birthday Banger. We do it every afternoon at 5.30ish. Figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. Bree and Clint. This is my favourite part of radio, Clint, when you get to spring something on your co-host, and I love it.

And you don't know what's going on. No, I don't know what's going on. I have a proposition for you, Clint. I have an idea, and I feel like you're going to be excited. i feel like you're going to be uh excited i feel like you're going to be on board um because do you love money yes you love money um and i've got an idea to make you and i some serious money although you've got my interest excellent um look i have an idea uh which it actually came from you, Clint. You were the one who brought this to the table yesterday when you started talking about this opportunity for Australian ladies,

that's me, who like to do burnouts. I've done burnouts. Who is interested in $15,000 for one job. Totally. Yeah, I remember it well. By the way, if you get that job, I get 20%. Well, no, this whole thing, I'm willing to offer you more because let's take a listen as to what you said yesterday.

There is an Australian company who are looking for a very specific type of person to feature in one of their new TV ad. I think you might be the right person. Really? I think you, Bree Thomas L., Australian by birth, might be the right person for this TV ad. You think it's me?

You reckon I could be the person for the job? Yeah, you're just the bogan for the job. I reckon I need you to get it across the line, and I'll tell you why. I think if I just had, you know, a car that had the engine, that had the drive where I could, you know, send them a video of me doing a real sick burnout, I could get this job worth $15,000 and we could take away 50-50 each. And I thought to myself, who's got a car like that? And then I realised my mate Clint has just bought a brand new Audi

and it's got a lot of horsepower. And I think, Clint, you and I could come together on this job. This is not funny. This is not funny. And we could make some serious money. You're the one that told me I should do it. I don't want any money. Now you have to back it up and you have to lend me your brand new Audi station wagon to do a burnout in.

It doesn't do burnouts. It doesn't. No, it does. No, it doesn't. It's got a safety lock on it. No, I've looked up the stats on that particular car, and they say it is perfect for burnouts. So what do you say? What do you say?

You, me, next week, we go out to the racetrack. It'll be all safety. You know, we'll do all the safety regulation stuff, and we just drop some serious rubber in your Audi. What do you say? No. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit. You're not that on board. But if we put it to the listeners, 9696. No, we don't put it to the listeners. If we get over 200 texts on 9696, just text burnout or just your support if you want to see me do a burnout in Clint's brand new Audi, he's going to have to, you know, you're going to have to be on board

because you've got to give the listeners what they want. That's the only reason we have a job. You've got an option here. It can be in my car. Your Audi. Or it can be in Bree's fast and furious replica car her Mitsubishi Lancer my car's got a 1.2 litre engine it'll barely get off the ground what's your car got you've got a 2 litre in there no no and it's a manual and yours is a manual what is your car got um mine is a it's

a um it's a it's an EV it's. No, tell us exactly what it is. I don't know. I don't know. I've seen you burn off in the car park. I've seen how much torque that thing has. You're a little shit, honestly. You're a little shit bag. Oh, my God.

There's so many texts coming through. Keep them coming. 9696. If you want to see me do a burnout in Clint's brand new Audi. We'll get it over the line, guys. Next week, it's on. It's on. No, the car's been impounded.

Bree and Clint. Burnout. Burnout. Burnout. Burnout. Burnout. Burnout. Burnout.

Burnout. Burnout. You know, you do these things. You do these things and you do these things, and you hide behind the guise of democracy and you go, if it's what the people want, then it's what the people want. Look at the text machine. But you guided them there.

You led them there like a horse to water. It is an outstanding, resounding yes on the text machine. Not one person. Oh, get out of it, Anastasia. No one asked you. Not one person. Sorry? Someone said, get on board it, Anastasia. No one asked you. Not one person. Sorry? Someone said, get on board, Clint.

Don't be a loser. Someone goes, yeah, you do that burnout hard in that Audi. Take her. Take her for a walk. Someone else said, Clint, say yes, but Bree has to spring for four brand new tyres. Nah, that's not how it works. It is how it works.

If I get the job, I'll give you the money from the job that we get, the 15 grand. Someone else said put the jandrel to the metal. I like that. Yep, perfect. There's a lot of text and they're still coming through. People are calling me such a little pussy, honestly. They're saying, Clint, don't be a little bitch.

Honestly. Look, I will do some investigating over the weekend as to what the capabilities of the vehicle are. Blah, blah, blah. All I hear is we're doing it next week. Burnout in Clint's brand new Audi. It's an automatic. How are you even going to do it?

Mate, I'm from the country. I can burn out in anything. You're a frigging burnout, right? I'm going to do the forward lock on that thing and just burn all the rubber off every tyre. It's four-wheel drive. What's that? It's four-wheel drive.

Hey, doesn't matter. We'll find a way around it. You've done no research. You are so full of shit. We'll find a way around it. It've done no research. You are so full of shit. We'll find a way around it. It'll be fine. Close my eyes and fuck. Bree and Clint.

Sorry, I'm still living off the high of potentially getting to do a burnout. Burnout. Burnout. Yeah, the people want it. See, I don't even know who that is. You won't be living off it. It's not your car and they're not your tires. Smell that.

It's one burnout. Just one little burnout. Just one. Okay, you think tires. Smell that. It's one burnout. Just one little burnout. Just one. Okay, you think about it over the weekend. Don't say no. Okay? Just don't say no. Don't say no.

What's in it for me? Like potentially half of $15,000. You're not going to get the ad. You're not going to get the ad. I will. You have to be in Australia. No. No. I've already checked. You have not. You get the ad. You're not going to get the ad. I will. Because you have to be in Australia. No. No.

I've already checked. You have not. You've checked literally nothing. I've checked it all. You've literally checked nothing. Oh. You've literally checked nothing. Violins.

Come on, mate. Have a think about it. We'll get... Come on. We'll get it over the line. The people want it. The text machine's still going off. Keep texting them through 9696 if you want to see me do a burnout in Clint's brand new

Audi. We appreciate the support, mainly Clint. He appreciates it. I wanted to talk about something I discovered yesterday for myself. And I feel like I'm in a very small group, Clint, because I feel like everyone else has known about this except for me. But it was mind-blowing to me yesterday when I found out that toasters have crumb trays. You knew about it. When did you find out?

I knew about it when we moved our kitchen around recently and I found them on the back. But I had the same reaction as you. Okay, so that's not that long. No, it's not that long ago. No, it was a year ago. Yeah. Now, if you're sitting there and you're like,

what are they talking about? Then you're in the same boat, which we'll explain. Turns out there's these crumb trays that you easily pull them out of the back of the toaster and they collect all the excess crumbs that go into the toaster. I have always, my entire life, picked up a toaster and shook it over a sink to clean it. That's what I've been doing my whole life. The terrifying bit about this, and you sharing it on your Instagram story,

is that we're seeing inside toasters that may have existed in people's houses for a decade and never, ever had the crumbs cleaned out of it. It's a fire hazard. It's just this old fossilised toast in the bottom of the thing. It's black, it's brown, it's grey, it's like, it's all, it's everything. It's not good at all. But, now that you know that the

tray is there, how likely are you to clean the tray? Because this is the thing, I found out about my tray a year ago, and I haven't checked it since then. Oh, there's no way I'm ever going to clean the tray? Because this is the thing, I found out about my tray a year ago and I haven't checked it since then. Oh, there's no way I'm ever going to take the tray out again, but I'm glad I know that it's there now. You know? So explain to people listening where the toast tray is.

If people want to go home tonight and inspect their own toaster and see if there's a toast tray in the back of it, how do you find it? It's like around the bottom of the toaster and it could be on a side but I think it's always on the back. I think it's on the bottom of the toaster. And it could be on a side, but I think it's always on the back. I think it's on the back of the toaster. And it's really easy to pull out.

And some toasters, it actually says on it, crumb tray, I think. It runs the same direction as the bread does in your toaster. Yes. That's why it's on the back. Yeah. So go home tonight. Have a look. Yeah, yeah.

And, yeah, you're welcome if we've saved your house from, you know, your toaster from catching on fire. And we take no responsibility for how grim you find out that your toaster is and what you've been cooking your toaster in for the last however long. Because be prepared, it's quite yuck in there. Some of them. Yeah, you might be buying a new toaster. Yeah, right.

Bree and Clint. Question, Bree. Are you getting buried or cremated? Ouch. When the time comes. I don't mean anytime soon. When the time comes. Have you not thought about it?

Oh, look. I mean, I've given it some thought. I don't really know. I'm not too sure yet. Have you decided? Yeah. Yeah, torch me. Honestly, cremate me.

And I hope that everybody who loves me knows that because I don't want to take up any space, you know, and I don't want to get eaten by worms. And I don't want there to be any chance that I wake up in that box. So please cremate me. Yeah, I think I'm probably with you on that. Hopefully they take out all my good bits and give them to the people that need them if they're any good.

And then, yeah, then they can cremate me. Or stuff them and mount them on the wall of the pool room. Maybe not that. This is a story about either way, right? Either way, if you're getting cremated or buried, you've got to go in a hearse. You've got to travel. You've got to take your last car ride. Do you?

One of those big, long station wagons things. Yeah, because they've got to drive you to the crematorium either way. They either drive you to the burial. That's what I think. This is a grim chat, isn't it? Totally. There's a woman in the UK who has complained to a funeral home because when she was at the drive-thru at McDonald's,

the hearse in front of her had a body in the back of it. How would she know though? Because there was a coffin. There was a coffin in there, yeah. Okay, but... Well, she assumed it was a body in the back of it. How would she know, though? Because there was a coffin. There was a coffin in there, yeah. Okay, but... Well, she assumed it was a body, and she placed the complaint, and the funeral home...

Funeral director's got to eat, though. Exactly right. The funeral director said, yes, you're right. There was a client in the back of the hearse, but we had... Their favourite place was McDonald's. Yeah, but... Yeah, but yeah, close actually.

The driver's diabetic and he had express permission from the family to get fast food takeaways if his blood sugar needs required it. Oh, he schooled her on that one. Totally. You can't really argue with that. But it got me thinking, on your final ride, when you're in the back of that hearse and you're going to your final resting place,

be it being cremated or being buried, what drive-through would you like to go through the most? I don't even know. See, that's tough. I don't think I'd even want to go through a drive-through. I just want the guy driving the hearse or the lady driving the hearse to do a big burnout. Like, do a big burnout, put the hearse sideways

and just take me out in style the way I came in, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think that's what I'd like. And a big donut. Anyway, there's a consideration for you. Maybe something to put into your well. Where do you want the driver to take you on your final journey?