ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 15th 2019

Episode Date: November 15, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Friday edition of the Bree and Clint podcast. You need to play the birthday banger podcast opener thing. Play the thingy, Ben! It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. I've outsourced that job now. What do you mean?

I now get Ben to play it. Oh, does he press the button? There's less for me to do. You know, it lets me focus on my core job, which is playing the robot noise. So this is where we get birthday bangers from people who listen to the podcast

who can't call the show because they probably don't live in New Zealand. Yeah, and we've gotten these because they follow our podcast group on Facebook. Which group is that? It's got a crap name.

I'm not saying it. If you know, you know. So we've got three today, right? We do. And Chris Ross is the first one. Chris Ross is first. Chris Ross was born on the 25th of September, 1982. So he was 16 in 1998 on the 25th of September.

And he's from Sydney, Australia. And this is his birthday banger. From Armageddon? Sweetest Thing. Armageddon? Is that the movie it's from? Sweetest Thing. It's in heaps of movies, actually.

Oh, is there a movie called Sweetest Thing? The Sweetest Thing. The Sweetest Thing. The Sweetest Thing. Yeah you've never seen that movie with Cameron Diaz? No. Oh and this scene this movie is in a

scene where a guy a girl gets her tongue ring oh no a girl gets her mouth stuck on a guy's penis ring. Oh.

And that's what that song's from. Well that's your birthday being a Chris. People will know that scene well. Next up is Nick Crist. Nick Crist song's from Well that's your birthday being a Chris People will know that scene well Next up is Nick Crist

Nick Crist, he's from Phoenix, Arizona It buzzes me out when people listen to this podcast Yeah I know, crazy eh So we're going to do what was number one in Phoenix, Arizona on his 16th So he was born on the 17th of October 1986 Which means he was 16 in 2002. And this is his birthday banger. Great birthday banger for Nick Crest in Phoenix, Arizona.

We've played that recently in the real birthday banger from memory. Yeah, it's classic. Remember we talked about how Kelly Rowland is texting on an Excel spreadsheet? Obviously, the producers of that film clip didn't think about that too much, did they? Final is Crystal Miller. Hey, every single person who's in Birthday Banger today has Chris in their name. Crystal Miller Day. Crystal Miller Day.

That sounds like a famous person's name. Nick Crist and Chris Ross. Oh, they do too. They've all got Chris in there. Yeah. Well, it's coming up to Christmas, so. She was born in Ohio, which is very cool. So she's in Ohio. Shout out to everyone in Ohio. And she was born on the 6th of September, 1985.

So she was 16 in 2001. And this is her birthday banger. J-Lo and Ja Rule. Right? J-Lo and Ja Rule? Yeah. I'm real. Cool.

Ja Rule has one of those voices where you can't mistake him for someone else. And I can go on without you. Yeah, he does. Cool. It's like when he's in Fast and the Furious. Are we picking a winner? Did we decide we're picking a winner? Yeah, so we pick a winner and then we're playing the song. We're going to play the whole thing.

Well, I did see because I said I thought we should play the song. I saw the feedback that it was pro playing the whole song. People wanted the song. Yeah. So we need to vote. Can you turn the thing off, Ben, so I can put your thing up as well? There we go. That's better.

Sorry, mate. It's okay. I know what I'm voting for. I'm voting for Aerosmith. JLo. I'm real. I thought we might agree on this. I do like that Aerosmith song, though.

Okay. Who wants to decide her? Ellie doesn't have her headphones again. I can't hear anything. So, hi. Speak into your mic. Get some headphones. You're like a builder without a hammer. Do you work in radio or what? She can't hear us. Oh my god.

Ben, you got the tiebreaker, mate. What's winning birthday? The international birthday banger. Ellie's farts stink. Ellie, you suck. Just say yes. Nice. Do you love to suck? Just say yes. Yes. Nice. Oh, you've made? Just say yes. Yes. Nice. Oh, you've made me say things, haven't you? What's the winner?

What's the winner? I would have said Aerosmith. Aerosmith? Yeah. Who voted for that? Me. Oh, nice. That means that Aerosmith from Simply You, what did you say it's from?

The Sweetest Thing. The Sweetest Thing. And Armageddon. It is on Armageddon as well. Oh, yeah. Chris Ross, all the way from Sydney, Australia, here is your birthday banger. The podcast will follow immediately after this. I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you smile while you are sleeping

While you're while far away dreaming I could spend my life in this sweet surrender I could stay lost in this moment forever Every moment spent with you Is a moment I treasure Don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep Cause I miss you baby And I don't wanna miss a thing

Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing Lying close to you Feeling your heart beating And I'm wondering what you're dreaming Wondering if it's me you're seeing

Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together And I just wanna stay with you In this moment forever Forever and ever I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep Cause I miss you baby And I don't wanna miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do

I still miss you baby, and I don't wanna miss a thing And I don't wanna miss one smile, and I don't wanna miss One kiss I just wanna be with you Right here with you Just like this I just wanna hold you close I feel your heart so close to mine And just stay here

In this moment for the rest of time Yeah, yeah, yeah Don't wanna close my eyes Don't wanna fall asleep Cause I miss you, baby And I don't wanna miss a thing. Cause even when I dream again, the sweetest dream will never do.

I still miss you, baby. And I don't wanna miss a thing. I don't wanna cry. I don't wanna fall asleep eyes I don't wanna fall asleep Cause I miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing Cause even when I try to let you The sweetest dream will never die

But I still miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing I don't want to miss a thing. I don't want to close my eyes. And I want to fly. I don't want to miss a thing. Zimz. Let's go. Now let me see you dance.

Zimz, Brie and Glenn. I never even remember the tune. I remember the tune. It's the Wolf of Wall Street thing, right? That's gearing up for Friday Jam's live on Sunday, baby. Let's go, let's go. Are you saying let's go now? Let's go.

Have you incorporated that into your dialect? Drunk me have said it for a while. Yeah. Do you feel nervous when you say it? No. No? Let's go. Oh, God.

Let's go. Let's go. Hi everybody. Welcome to the show. Bree and Clint. Yes, we are gearing up for Friday Jams Live so we're all very excited. We hope you're coming along. Bree's gearing up to go to Hamilton for a Friday Jams Live pre-party tonight at Bar 101. Doors open at 10. We'll be there.

We've got passes to Friday Jams Live. We've got bar tabs, the whole lot. Come down and see us. We've also very excitingly got the final double pass to give away to Friday Jams Live on the show this afternoon. Are we allowed to say what the pass is? I think we are. It's a diamond double pass. So you cannot buy these.

Can't you? No, I'm pretty sure they're all gone. Oh, it's sold out in that area? In that area, yes. You can still buy tickets to Friday Jam 4. Yeah, they are the best tickets. The best. You can literally see the pimples

if anyone has a pimple on stage. Oh, who do you think's got a pimple? Well, you're going to be on stage. You might get a pimple. Do I need to get a spray tan? This is a different conversation to have. So, if you want to play, we're going to bring back

our famous negotiator. Oh, your party's at the Outback tonight, not Bar 101. Sorry, we've just had that message come through. Oh, that's our bad. That's fine. Sorry, don't go to Bar 101. Although, great establishment. Outback, also very, very bloody good.

Back to this diamond double pass. It's being given away on the show after Birthday Banger today. So about 5.30. And you will have the chance to negotiate with someone else to find out if you deserve the tickets. Exactly right. If you want to know what else we're giving away, you're like,

Brian, Clint, I can't go to that. I can't go to that. Well, you can also win a month's worth of pre-made meals from Made, which is awesome, which we're going to do that just before 3.30. What else have we got? Tones of Night tickets before 5 o'clock. And we've also got Centauri Boss coffee prize packs just after 4 o'clock as well.

God, it's all going on today. But next, do you want to take to the skies for a bit of a story? Yes? Yeah, I want to go to the skies because we've got some aviation news that involves not snakes on a plane, but a different type of animal. Okay, we'll do it after 50 Cent. This is PIMP. Bree and Clint, Friday afternoon, ZM.

Let's get to some aviation news. Oh, I love a bit of aviation news. We do love the aircrafts, and there's one loyal aeroloft passenger, which I believe that was an Aero Loft plane. They have smaller planes actually. Right. And he's reportedly lost 400,000 airline miles after he's done a naughty thing.

Okay. What have you got to do to lose all your ear points? Mile High Club is one. Do they do that? No, I don't know. I'm not sure. But maybe. You can get, I don't know. I'm not sure. But maybe. You can get in big trouble for that, I'm pretty sure.

Can you? I'd assume so. But this guy, this is actually one of the best stories I've read on the internet this week. So he's obviously a regular flyer and he usually flies with, he's got a bunch of different cats. And he flies with some of his cats on these flights. You're allowed to fly with a cat? Apparently on these planes. I can't think of a worse animal, and I'm a cat guy,

I can't think of a worse animal to take on an aircraft. Can I just say, terrible animal to take anywhere. Anywhere. They're not portable. They're not portable animals. They are stay-at-home pets. Leave them at home, honestly. They're happy at home. They're not portable. They're not portable animals. They're stay-at-home pets. Leave them at home, honestly. They're happy at home.

They're totally fine. They are more than happy to stay home. Anyway, he's decided he wants to... Get in one of those Bicky dispensers and they're good to go. Great. But he's decided he wants to take his cats all over the place. Anyway, he ran into trouble because he knows the rules and he's got this one cat named Victor who's 9.9 kilos, which is a big cat.

It's huge for a cat. Massive cat. And the airline rules states that pets weighing more than 7.7 kilos must travel in the luggage hold, so you can't bring them on board. It's the same rule that applies with carry-on baggage. Exactly, pretty much the same. Same rules apply. Anyway, he didn't want to leave Victor at home,

so this guy has decided to get a cat stunt double for Victor. Right. He's tried to find a cat that can fill in for the weighing part where they weigh the animal, and then he just switches out the cats. So what happens to the dummy cat? He obviously would have... Because you'd have to go to check in. And then what, do you just release it outside the airport?

No, well, he obviously... Your job is done. Would have organised probably someone who owned the other cat to then take the cat. Oh, okay. But so he found the cat stunt double. So he can get Fat Victor on the fly. Pretty much. And she passed. It was a female cat. Oh, okay. But so he found the cat stunt double. So he gave Victor a fly? Pretty much. And she passed.

It was a female cat. She passed with flying colours. She was skinny enough. And then he just whipped out Victor. And he's rolled Victor onto the plane. Because he's a big, big cat. And then he posted all these photos of him and Victor on the plane. Is Victor

in a cage? Yeah, he was in a thing, but he's taken him out of that so Victor can look through the window. To be honest, this guy sounds like an absolute idiot, if I'm honest. Did Victor have a window seat or an aisle seat? He had a window seat because he likes to look at the cities, apparently. Anyway, so he posted all these photos and eventually the staff got wind through CCTV

footage of what he had actually done and they caught it on footage where he switches the cats out. It's genius. Anyway, so they found out and they've terminated all of his air miles, which is 400,000 miles. Christ, when you said terminated, I thought air miles, which is 400,000 miles.

Christ, when you said terminated, I thought you were going to say the cat. Oh, and the cat was terminated. No, I'm just kidding. No, Victor's fine. But he does need to go on a diet if he wants to fly first class again. No one likes a skinny cat. No one likes a skinny cat. Well, unless you're flying, then it's a good thing.

Then it's a prerequisite, isn't it? Yeah. Right. That's your aviation news for the afternoon. it's a good thing. Then it's a prerequisite, isn't it? Yeah. Right. That's your aviation news for the afternoon. That's the aviation news. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time to give away some food.

Get made with ZM Spree and Clint. This is so good. We've got four weeks of made meals to give away. Every day this week, you just have to guess what we're eating. I had made for dinner last night.

Yeah, you had made for lunch. I had made for lunch today as well. God, I'm living the dream. So if some meals are missing, then Clint is the person you need to talk to. No, I'm eating for my own allocation. Thank you very much. Sure.

All you have to do to win this and free up your time this summer with Made and their delicious range of freshly made, ready-to-eat meals is guess what we're eating. We don't know because we have blindfolds on. And you know what? Our palates, it's quite hard. Questionable at best.

Because the meals are quite fancy. Yes. And I'm not used to eating super fancy meals. But we're doing our best. Because the meals are quite fancy. Yes. And I'm not used to eating super fancy meals. So, but we're doing our best. Give me a plate of two minute noodles. Oh, you can guess straight away. And I can tell you straight away. Not a Moroccan couscous.

No. Let's see what we get today. And we're going to start with Katrina. Katrina, hi. Hi Katrina. Hi. You became for a month's worth of free food. Oh, what I want. You'd be keen for a month's worth of free food? Oh, would I what? That'd be awesome. I'd have to cook.

How good is free food? There's nothing better. Okay, we're just waiting for the meal. Oh, it's been placed into my hands. So we'll just have a nibble and do our best to tell you what we think it is. Bon appetit, Brie. Okay, bon appetit, everyone. Got it already.

Got it. Oh, do ya? Got it. Do ya bon appetit, everyone. Got it already. Got it. Oh, do ya? Got it. Do ya now? Now, I've been very wrong. That's a beef lasagna. A hundred percent. There's no...

I've not managed to get any of these correct yet, but I believe, without a shadow of a doubt, Brie, that is a beef lasagna. Yep, there's no two ifs, ands, or buts. It's a beef lasagna, for sure. Hang on, let me consult our Italian representative on the show. Brie, is that a beef lasagna for sure. Hang on, let me consult our Italian representative on the show. Bree, is that a beef lasagna? I believe, and as we say it in my home country, it's a lasagna.

This is a beef lasagna. Katrina, do you believe us? So it's got the mince and the vegetables. I didn't taste any veggies in there. Katrina, trust me, I've eaten my fair share of lasagna. I'm like Garfield. That is a lasagna. I can taste delicious pasta sheets.

And there's like a tomato-y. It is good bolognese too. Yes. Yeah. It's cheesy too. It's yum. This is a nice. Trust us, Katrina.

Trust us, girl. Trust us. Okay. No, I trust both of you. Say it out loud. Say it out loud. Beef lasagna. Lasagna? What type? Beef las loud. Beef lasagna. Lasagna?

What type? Beef lasagna. Beef lasagna. Ellie? Oh, she's got it. Yes! Snacks. We've come right on the last day.

Congratulations, Katrina. Oh, thanks, that's awesome. Four weeks of made meals coming your way. Oh, great, thanks, guys. That's awesome. Thank you very much. No worries, Katrina. Okay, okay, okay, guys. That's awesome. Thank you very much. No worries, Katrina. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That was great.

Is there more of that? We've finished yours already. If you want to check out Made, you can at getmade.co.nz. Ready in three minutes in the microwave or 20 minutes in the oven. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is the latest.

Dean McCarthy in China still. So I've got a story for you. And I'm fangirling hard because I've been a big Neighbours fan from when I was a kid. Neighbours. And this is exciting if you watch the show. One of the houses on Ramsey Street, which is actually known as Pin Oak Court.

Is it the real name of the street? That's the real name of the street. Because it's a real street, right? Yeah, it's a real street in Melbourne. So it's up for sale. And not just any house, it is the house. I reckon one of the most iconic houses. If you watch the show, it's the one that Carl Kennedy

and Susan Kennedy have lived in and have gone through all of their, you know, struggles. Do they film in the houses or they just use the houses for external shots? They film in the houses. Oh, they do? Yes, they do. Yeah. Anyway, so that house is up for sale.

Apparently, it's going to auction next month with an asking price of $1.1 million. It's just a regular brick and tile. I guess it's a nice house. Maybe. Well, I mean, it's iconic. It's because it's famous, right? And it's famous, and I'm pretty sure they pay whoever owns it to use it, etc., etc. There's been a lot of interest.

Apparently, this house, they reckon, is going to go for way more. Yeah. The last owners have owned it since 1978 and they purchased it for $68,000. Yeah, that's the thing, right? It's a blessing and a curse buying these famous houses. Yeah. Because you get a lot of attention. You do. And a lot of them are taking photos in your driveway.

You do. But there's a UK-based expat by the name of Andrew Whitney, who's already bought two houses on Ramsey Street. So he owns two of the other houses that he bought, one in 1998 and the other one more recently in 2013. He reckons he wants to own the whole street. Is he doing Monopoly Ramsey Street? He wants to own the whole of Ramsey Street. So apparently if you want that house, you're going to have to outbid him. Imagine

if behind the scenes he hates neighbours and his plan is to buy every house and then shut the show down. He's like, I've got it now. Maybe. No more neighbours. Maybe. Or he is absolutely obsessed. Either one of those. Neither. That's the latest brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM's

Bree and Clint. The podcast. DJ Bree, you can catch her playing live at the Outback tonight in Hamilton. Well, that sounds like a different type of gig, doesn't it? You doing your MC voice tonight? You getting it warmed up? Yep, yep. No, I'm doing a, it's quite a big show tonight. I've got planned.

Pre? Yeah, because you're going to Hamilton for a Friday Jams Live pre-party tonight. This is all true stuff. Yes, yep. You've got tickets to give away to Friday Jams Live? Yes, we do. And, um. Bar tabs? Producer Ellie's coming. I am. tickets to give away to Friday Jams Live. Yes, we do. Bar tabs.

Producer Ellie's coming. She's surprised that I'm giving away. Really? Yes, I'm free tonight. One night only. I will be doing that auction at around 10.45 if you want to come down. Our producers, Ben and Ellie are both in the studio at the moment.

A high low. Any disclaimer or anything that needs to go before this one, Ben? Are we... No, we're pretty good. One of you will be doing some embarrassing singing in this one, though. Okay. That's every week. Oh, this time it's not you, though, Bri. Okay, here it is.

Best and worst bits of the week. This is the high low. This is a new... There it is. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Brandon Clint's Highs and Lows, all the high points of the week, and unfortunately, all the low points of the week.

If you've ever wondered how two radio jocks who have been in the industry for over 10 years come up with their games, here's an insight. That's perfect. Is that fine? That's perfect. Okay. Yeah.

Thanks, bro. But what are your thoughts on back-to-back street voice? It's perfect. Okay. Yeah. Thanks, bro. But what are your thoughts on Back to Backstreet Boys? It makes sense. It sounds like something you'd do on the radio because it's got alliteration. Back to back. Backstreet to Backstreet. Backstreet to Backstreet. Back to back Backstreet.

Back to Backstreet Backs. Do you back me? Is Backstreet back? If you've just joined us, that was Back to Backstreet Boys. Is that what we're calling it? Back to Backstreet Boys. Yeah, that was good. Back to Backstreet Boys for Birthday Banger. Backstreet's? That was, if you've just joined us, that was Back to Backstreet Boys. Is that what we're calling it? Back to Backstreet Boys. Yeah, that was good. Back to Backstreet Boys for Birthday Banger.

Backstreet's back, all right. This week, Bree told us about a study that had been done on males, and it turns out Clint's above average. I want to talk about ball handling for a minute. They've done a study on 2,000 men about their ball-checking habits, and 23% touched them at least 10 times a day. Oh, is that all? I was expecting a number...

No, crap, I was expecting a number around 200. People would touch their face an average of 3.6 times an hour. Yeah, so I thought it'd be up there with that stat. Now that we're talking about it, you're saying you're touching your balls 200 times a day and then you touch your face 3.6 times per hour. You've got a lot of balls on your face.

Speaking of averages, turns out Clint's below average when it comes to mimicking celebrities. People magazine's sexiest man in the world. This'll be a yes. 2015 was David Beckham.

He's getting a lot better at the speaking as well. He's getting better as he gets older, isn't he? As he gets a bit lighter. Look, he's dark beard. I think I might be going a little bit into Michael Caine here.

Have I transitioned from David into Michael Caine? No, you would never David, I don't think. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Do you, David? Hey, it's me, David. Victoria, which shoe does go on my left foot and which shoe goes on my right foot? Do you want some more food, Oliver?

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Some men just want to watch the world burn. This week we've been giving you the chance to win Tones and I tickets and all you have to do is call up and guess which song Brie is playing on the piano. Trying to play on the piano. Has she improved? Here's her first attempt. And her second attempt. And her second attempt. And her third attempt.

Stick to radio, hun. Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off. And this week's Off Air Moment of the Week goes to Clint for yet again singing. But I think this time he's on pitch, which is surprising. Not now, Ellie. Right now the best part won't be Toto.

Take a little step into the unknown. Everybody's trying to tell me no, no. I want to dance the reins and fall away like Toto wherever I go. And that's the highlight for the week. Join us next week for another week of the Brian Clint Show. I don't even remember singing that. Have you guys ever noticed that Clint has this weird thing where literally you'll be, we'll all be,

I'll just be sitting here in the studio and it'll be like, Backstreet! It'll be like, not even, and it's so loud and piercing. It'll just be like, not even, and it's so loud and piercing. It'll just be like. Wizard! And then he'll just keep going and doing about what he does. He's been getting ready for Friday Jams with his new team on Sunday. No, this has been happening for a year.

Oh, yeah, I'm ready. He's been waiting. I'm nearly ready. Apologies to the Drax Project community for what I did to your song there, by the way. I didn't actually know about that They reached out to me and said Hey what was that from Clint?

If you want to see my love There is a wager currently running between you and I Bree Yes It is based around a prediction that I made On this show Before any of these news articles started circulating It was after Jennifer Aniston joined Instagram and then she posted, her first photo was that she posted a picture of her

and all of the Friends cast together. I put my reputation on the line when I stated this. Just mark this in your diary, my prediction, it's on its way and it will be announced before the end of the year. Whoa, that's a big prediction. We'll see. The prediction is that there will be a Friends reunion to which you asked to place a wager

which sounded like this. If Friends announce that they're doing an actual show reboot before the end of the year and you're right, I will eat cat food. Deal.

And if you're wrong, you I will eat cat food. Deal. And if you're wrong, you have to eat cat food. Yeah, deal. Deal. Deal. We're shook on it. It's all good. There's time on the clock.

We don't need a result just yet. We have until the end of the year. Because the wager was is not just a reunion when they all get together. They have to actually make an episode of the show. They have to be the characters.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. I thought, because we're sort of in no man's land at the moment, we both kind of feel like we have the upper hand, but we don't really know. Why don't we give this to a lawyer? Why don't we get a lawyer involved?

If this is a dispute, that's how these things get resolved. So I've asked producer Ben to speak to a lawyer on our behalf. Producer Ben, good afternoon. Good afternoon. Please, do you have some results behalf. Producer Ben, good afternoon. Good afternoon. Please, do you have some results for us? Yeah, I do, yeah. From a real bona fide lawyer.

I have, yes, correct. Where did they study? They studied law. I want to see your papers. Okay. What's their degree? They're a lawyer. What else do you want?

I want to know the information. I want to know who has the upper hand. Okay, so this is what they've said. This is a one-sentence thing. You ready? Yep. On the face of it, it looks like Brie is out of luck. Clint was right.

Okay. This is today. If we were to go to a court of law today, Clint is right now in the right. Now, the evidence that they're using, I believe, is the article that was published by the Hollywood Reporter suggesting there is a Friends reunion coming. That's the evidence the lawyer has been given.

Mm-hmm. But if you, Bree, were to go to court, you could argue the following. Okay. Number one, no deal with Friends has actually been done yet. We'd need actual confirmation proof by the end of the year. Well, that's, that's been said in audio on the show.

Correct. Yes. Two, we'd have an argument as to whether the quote unquote deal is actually binding. Some of the elements of the contract might not even be there. Oh, you want to go into dispute? She wants us to go into dispute about... What do you mean? It's a handshake deal. We're going to agree it's a deal, right? It was a handshake deal. Yeah.

Great. Number three, a thing that you could argue if you wanted. This is if you really wanted to get out of eating the cat food. I don't think I'm eating cat food still. Number three, Bree says that she would eat cat food if, quote, an actual show reboot is confirmed. What has been speculated is a reunion special. Yes. Are these the same?

The lawyer reckons a reboot is restarting the show on an ongoing basis, not a one-off. But that is an argument only. Oh. So there'd be some fierce debate about whether a reboot means picking it up again for one or many shows.

Yeah. Whether it's a remake. Right, I know what they're saying. We're on the record now, so I reckon we need to clear that dispute up between the two of us. And it's a remake. Right, I know what they're saying. We're on the record now, so I reckon we need to clear that dispute up between the two of us. And it's already been said, we're happy with one episode. Oh, no, I never said that.

No, you literally just said it at the start of this. They have to do an episode. No, because when the deal was done, you did say they were coming back to do a full season. No, I never said a full season. Oh, no, you did. You can review every single tape. You can review any tape you like. Do you guys think? Did you ever

hear that? I didn't hear that. I think it's changed a little bit over the last couple of weeks. This is just what the lawyer's saying. Do you want to know the fourth point, though? Yes. So this is the fourth point that if Brie was to argue the following, she'd get out of it. She desperately wanted to get out of eating cat food. Number four. Even if Brie lost in any argument about Clint being

right, what is the quote unquote penalty? She has to eat cat food. No promise of when, how much or where. She could eat a single cat biscuit in 20 years and technically she's paid up. Or the makeup of cat food wet, dry, what are we talking chicken?

Yeah, it wasn't stated in that bet, was it? I'm just saying the lawyers are looking at this and saying, it's okay, it's just not a lot going on. I'm definitely someone who sticks to my bet, so I'm not going to go on the details of that. But we do need to discuss because it has changed over the last couple of weeks where you've said, oh, but one episode still counts.

And I was like, oh, yeah. I don't believe it. I just believe that if there, I believe if there's an episode that comes out, that's a reunion. And that's all I've been saying. Like, I'm not trying to change it.

I'm just saying. I don't know. It feels like for me, the goalposts keep shifting. For you, Clint, I think you've been shifting them too, though. So we could argue the same. I don't think he's been shifting them.

Well, let's make that deal right now, okay? If they go on screen and they act and it can be a one-off, that counts as a reunion. Why would I make that bet now when they've come out and said that there might be a one-episode thing? Because it's fair. I don't know. I don't know. God, this is going to be a protracted. I think we're going to need more lawyers.

Okay. Can we get a couple more lawyers? And yeah. This lawyer also said, I don't want to receive emails from you again. Okay. Because this is ridiculous. Okay. I'm willing to wage you something.

Yeah. I'm willing to make that bet. But if we go back through audio and if there's anywhere that you say more than one episode that you think that, then it changes. Sure. It seems like a really big and hard job for me. Yeah.

We've got to the end of the year anyway. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of the song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

Absolute scenes last week when Brie picked up her second ever win in the one second song challenge. I mean, look, I'm not going to say I was proud because it's sad that it's my second win ever, but I'll take it. This is what you may have heard in the studio last week. Jesus! Jesus!

Yes! Yes! Suck on that! Suck on that! A calm, understated... It made it sweeter with how arrogant you were last week beforehand. And it just made the win that much sweeter. I think that's why...

No, actually, no, that would have been the reaction anyway, probably. The scores for the year now sit at two games to breathe versus what? 32 to you. 32-2. That's got a nice ring to it. It's got two twos in it. Okay, alright. All you have to do is pick who's going to win this week and if you pick correctly, you'll win

free mobile fuel. We'll give Hannah the first choice. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hello. Now, she has momentum, but is that enough for you to select Bree? I don't think one win is momentum. I don't think that's what I'd call it. Who's playing for you, Hannah? Me or Bree?

Oh, they have to go Clint. That's all right, Hannah. That's the safe, consistent pick, Hannah. That means Brooke. Bree will be playing on your behalf, okay? Let's do it, Brooke. Happy with that. On a roll.

I'm going to leave the studio. You're going to stay here and I'll go to a soundproof area because I'll be playing with the exact same songs you use next. Good luck. All right. All righty.

Do you want a hint on the theme? Sure. Friday Jams? Yep. Okay, good. All right. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off.

Black Eyed Peas. Yeah. Jason Derulo. Yeah. Janet Jackson. Yeah. Carrie Hilson. Kerry Hilton. Cisco.

Jay Kwan. Black Eyed Peas. Jason Dora. Savage. I think that was after the... Was it? I don't think we can count now. I'm so sorry.

It was just after the buzzer. Dang it. Okay. In you come, mate. All right. Hello. Hello. Are you ready there, Clint?

No, my brain cogs are moving very slowly after the music awards last night. Oh, okay. I see he's making excuses before he goes. Yeah, right. Then he'll still win and rejoice. Can I get a coconut water? Yeah, okay. I see he's making excuses before he goes. Yeah, right. Then he'll still win and rejoice. Can I get a coconut water? Yeah, right.

Okay. When you're ready, Ben. Hit it off. Black Eyed Peas. Yeah. Jason Derulo. Jenna Jackson. Yeah.

Kerry Hilson. Yeah. Sisqo. Yeah. Tipsy Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Savage Yeah Subscribe Oh, damn it I mean, yeah, well done, Clint You just got 10 out of 10 Technically, so did I

Yeah, so, uh, Brie got 9 Um, but it was the closest it's ever been. That was the closest it's ever been. They reckon. Do you want to do a replay? Nah, nah, I believe you. I believe you. We'll check later.

We'll double check. No, it's okay. I can lose gracefully. I've done it 32 times. No, 33 times. Nice work. Oh, that means Hannah's got the fuel today. No, 33 times. Nice work. Oh, that means Hannah's got the fuel today. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

Hannah, congratulations, baby. You made the right choice. Oh, thank you, Clint. You're welcome, girl. Nice work, Hannah. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of me. I'm proud of you.

Take your sunnies off, you loser. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This is interesting. A statement that was made on TV3's The AM Show. Oh, such a credible and joyous show to watch. You've got an extra grind with The AM Show. Just sometimes I hear opinions on there that are a bit...

Oh, yeah. It's definitely... They're a bit jarring, you know? Sometimes the opinions are a bit boomer- Oh, yeah. It's definitely. They're a bit jarring, you know. It's a bit, sometimes the opinions are a bit boomer centric, I feel. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. This is not one of their opinions, though. This is a statement that was made by a PR expert, a Kiwi PR expert, who I think maybe has her own business.

I think maybe she runs the business. When it comes to doing certain business in the workplace, have a listen to this. There are some things that you just don't go to work for. And one is, I have a thing about shared bathroom facilities at work. There's some things that you don't go to work for. You do them at home. You know what I'm talking about.

It's not a number one. It's a number. Have you never done that in your workplace? Absolutely not. You don't allow people to go booze. No. That's one of the jarring opinions I'm talking about. According to Trish Sherson,

it's not appropriate to do number twos at work. Now, as a number two enthusiast, Brie, I thought I would bring this story straight to you. Well, my first thing is that Trish would then assume that doing number twos is something that you can plan. Something you can do on demand. Yeah, on demand and it's on schedule, planned. Not the case.

Most, I shouldn't say most people because I can only speak for myself, but there is a timetable, isn't there? Like you have an internal timetable. Yeah, and what if that is on that timetable? You do it in those hours. Do you have the ability to shift it over a long period of time? Like can you coax yourself into a, I don't know, like can you get it done in the morning?

I don't know if I really want to spend that much time on it because Trish doesn't want me doing number twos in her toilet. Well, that's one side of the conversation. The other side is should you have to change your cycle? No, of course not. It's a human right to do number twos at work, isn't it? I played this to producer Ellie, this audio just before, and her response was not quite as diplomatic as yours.

She goes, bitch, what if I've got IBS? Well, true. Which I do. Yeah, what if you've eaten a curry the night before? Exactly. Do you know what this makes me want to do? It throws the schedule out, right? Yeah, exactly.

I actually now want to go and shit on you. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. Ellie, Ellie, Ellie. Is that too far? No, no, no. Is that not good? No, I think that's a criminal offence. She's telling me when I can and can't go.

That really annoys me. Now, here's one thing that we haven't considered. Trish may operate quite a small workplace. Don't care. Where the bathroom, no, the bathroom may actually open out onto the work area, in which case, no, it's probably not appropriate to gas out the entire office. There is in no situation where I think it is appropriate for someone or my boss to tell me when I can and can't go.

I'm sorry, it doesn't matter. I don't care if I have to work in the same room that the toilet's in. It's a human right. It's a human right. That's your fault for making that situation like that. No, I think I agree with you. And it's at times like this that I feel like Trish would do well to listen to the words in the R.E.M. classic.

Everybody poos. Sometime. Everybody poos Sometimes Like first they take the right away to poo And then they say you can't fart at work And we'll all feel sick Sometimes everybody poos What's Trisha's last name did you say? Sherson Oh that was close

I wanted to share something that I I don't know Oh, that was close. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. I wanted to share something that I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's relatable, but you can tell me, Clint, if it's relatable or not. Sure. Something that happened to me last night. Producers, you can weigh in on this. I am someone who I currently get laser hair removal at Off and On.

They're great. And what you have to do for laser hair removal is before you go in, you have to shave all the areas like as much and as well as you can before you get laser on it. Right. Because the laser actually pretty much burns down into the hair follicle. Okay. So if there's hair there, just it's burned hair.

Okay. So it's not good. Anyway, I don't know exactly how other people do it, but it's in a sensitive area of my body that I was trying to obviously get prepped for the hair removal. Yeah. And you always go through that stage where I'm sitting there and I'm like, you know, prepping the area

and we're talking the most delicate. Scrub cutting. Yes. Creating a fire break. Pretty much. And I'm always thinking like one wrong move here and it's all over. It's good night, nurse. It is good night.

And had an accident. Yeah. And it's not in the area that you think. Oh. Oh. It's a bit more south of that area. Oh, around the corner chocolate's made. Yeah.

So what happened was Right I've done the front area Yeah And I was like Right so how do I do Yeah The

Was there a mirror involved? No No mirror Which I think You don't want to Which is good You never want to stare directly Into the eye of Mordor

No so Wait you wait till you hear The end of this story Anyway so I was like Okay so how do I Get Back there I guess you'd call it What the part between that bit and the other bit.

Oh, no man's land. Yeah. Yeah. So in and around that area, done. Smooth sailing. Yeah. Fairly accessible there. Yeah, it's not too bad.

And then I made the mistake of I put my leg up on the side of the shower to try and get into the real back end. Death Valley. Death Valley. And I slipped. Oh, which part of you slipped? The leg that was up on the shower? Yep.

Came down? Yes. While the razor was in play? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And you know where you think. How are you sitting? Right. Now, how are you sitting now?

I thought to myself, oh, I've done something bad here. Yeah. And then I thought, no, maybe it's fine. Not a big deal. It'll be fine. It's fine. It wasn't fine. No.

I got out of the shower and I thought, maybe I'll get some toilet paper. Yeah. Just to check. Dab. To see if there is any blood. And I dabbed, dabbed and it wasn't good. So then my thought was, okay, I need to see how bad it is. Okay.

Because, you know. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. You've stuck your phone under there and you've taken a photo Is there a photo of your cut B-spot On your iPhone right now Is there? You've had this problem before

I've seen the nudes on your phone That you took of yourself And this is not the same as the nudes This is not the same Brie and Clint The podcast ZM ZM presents

Tones and I Play, say, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me Part of a huge gig this summer in Bay Park in Tauranga Tones and I will be here for her only New Zealand show It's an all ages show Tickets are from Ticketfairy.com And all this week we've been playing Tones and Try Yes, Tones and Try

Because I have been trying to play artists that we play on ZM on the keyboard. I think it's getting worse. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, well, here you go. Your clue is they're a Friday Jams Live artist. They are.

They'll be here this Sunday. One more rendition. So I can't do both things together because I can't do both hands. I need to stay here and do the buttons. So you just do your best. Okay. Alright. Yeah, you can get that.

You can get that. Come on. You can get that. What song is Bree trying to play? Anna. Kia ora. Hi, Anna. Anna.

Anna. Hi. Hi. Hi. Do you think you know? I'm just going to take a stab in the back. Could it be Clones and I, Dance Monkeys? Oh, no.

It's a black. It's a. I nearly said the answer then. It's a Friday Jams artist. They'll be here this Sunday. A whopping big clue. Which Tones and I won't be. Sorry, Anna.

Let's go and talk to Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi. What do you think, Ashley? Oh, can I change my answer now that you almost gave it away? You need to get the song, though, is the key. Oh, the song. Okay. Have the key. Oh, the song.

Okay. Have a go. Oh, so it's the Black Eyed Peas. How did you know? Oh, I don't know. Can you play it again? Okay, one more time for you, ready? Okay, cool.

Oh, my gosh. I mean, it's uncanny. It's so far off key. Just pick a song, Ashley. So close to the original. Is it what's... Oh, that song that they sing about the love? Where is the love? Where is the love is incorrect.

Sorry, Ash. Sorry, Ash. Jordan, g'day. Hi, Jordan. Is it Boom Boom Pow from Black Eyed Peas? No. Oh, no. The office or whoever you're with is very disappointed.

Sorry, Jordan. It's not a Boom Boom Pow. It's not Boom Boom Pow, but we're slowly eliminating songs that it could be. Lucky they don't have many songs I know Charlie Charlie you're here And you're so close

To scoring some tones And eye tickets What song is Bree Trying to play Um Um Come on Charlie Oh it's real bad

I've got a feeling I don't know if people Are bad at guessing Or you're bad at playing Because I can hear it You are bad at playing But I can hear it You can hear it

You're right Lexi you know the answer Don't you Double Passer Tones and I What song is that Is it If I Can't Have You by Shawn Mendes?

Sorry, Lexi. No, it's not a Shawn Mendes song, which means actually, this needs to go here. Come on, Casey. Come on, Casey. You're going to get the last guess. I know you've got it. Is it Black Eyed Peas My Heart? Yes, it is!

Yeah! He's my hump. Yes, it is. Yeah. Because you were trying to, you were playing that. She's got me spinning. Yes. Casey, congratulations. You're going to see Tones and I live in Toedonga. Well done. Yay, Casey.

Easy as that. Full details for that gig are at ZM Online next. Thank God that was the last time we need to play that game. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Bray and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke! Back by unpopular demand, every Friday we sing songs. We spend 15 minutes each with a professional audio producer and we do our best to make something sound good and then you decide who did the best job.

Yeah, and I guess the basis of this is that neither of us are good singers. What's wrong with us? We've just done a competition where you're not a good piano player and now we're doing a game where we're not good singers. I really need to, I mean, I'm not good at much. I need to obviously step up my game. I thought because it's Friday Jams this weekend and he's going to be here, why don't we do a 50 Cent song?

Sounds easy, right? It's just a stand-in rap. No, it does not. Just got to get a bit of swagger about you. It's 50 Cent. Hit it with confidence. Shall I go first? No, you picked it, so you go last.

Okay. I have been advised that yours should go second. I'm just going to say, that's the advice I've been given from the producer. I haven't heard yours, you haven't heard mine. Right. He's just suggested that you go second. Okay.

Okay. All right. Why? I don't know. Why? I don't know why, but let's just do it. We need you to listen to both, and then we will open the phone lines,

and five votes will decide who wins Friday Oki this week. Here we go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, shawty. It's your birthday. We gon' party like it's your birthday. We gon' sip a cardi like it's your birthday. And you know we don't give a fuck, it's not your birthday. You can find me in the club

Bottle full of bub Mama I got what you need If you need a feel of buzz I'm into having sex I'm into making love So come give me a hug If you're into getting rubbed You can find me in the club

Bottle full of bub Mama I got what you need If you need a feel of buzz I'm into having sex I'm into making love So come give me a hug If you're into getting rubbed Pow pow

You're gonna stop Pop off I pop off all the time You wanna roll up I'm gonna burn Pop pop pop pop pop Yeah There's a little freestyle

At the end there What do you think? Oh god I thought that was very good Here comes The Australian 50 Cent And I also probably will say The Aussie version of Inderclub. Inderclub.

Yeah. All right, this is Bree's attempt at Fridayoke. Who wins it this week? You need to hear this before you vote. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Wait, how many? Go shorty, it's your birthday. We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going to sip rosy, it's your birthday. We're going to party like it's your birthday.

We're going to sip rosé like it's your birthday. And you know we don't give a... Oh, no, I'm not saying that. You can find me at Kmart with a full cart. My ma got what you need if you need to feel the buzz. I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love. So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed. Wait a minute.

Rub what exactly? You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama, I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz. I'm into having sex. I ain't into making love. So come give me a hug if you're into getting... No, not again. That is awful.

I need a Chardonnay. That's a full rework. Yeah, no, there's about two reworks. It was the Kath and Kim Aussie version. I actually quite like that. Thank you. Who do you like the best, though? I want to say to you,

who do you think deserves the victory in Friday Okie this week? Five votes. Yeah, five votes, five calls. That's how we'll do it. And we're not even going to state where the game is at for the year. I don't want to prejudice this at all. All right. Okay?

We want good, honest results of who takes out Friday Oki and we'll get your calls on to decide after Nero. How are we still doing this? Ah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's Friday and it's time for Friday Oki, the results. Friday Oki.

You've just heard two very unique takes. You know. On 50 Cents in the Club. You've just heard two very unique takes Yo, no On 50 Cent's In The Club First there was my one Did you drop your voice a couple of octaves? I'm hungover from the Music Awards. Oh, it worked for that song.

And then you had, who are we even saying this is? Is it Brie? Is it Kim? Is it my mum? Is it your mum? I don't know. Australian 50 Cent.

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama, I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz. I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love. So come give me a hug if you're into getting... No, not again.

That is awful. I need a Chardonnay. We're taking five votes. I have a feeling I already know which way it's going to go this week. Let's start with Bernice. Hi, Bernice. Hi, Bernie. Hi.

How are you? How old are you, Bernice? I'm 12. Aw, thanks for calling through. Who wins Friday Oaky for you? How old are you, Bernice? I'm 12. Aw, thanks for calling through. Who wins Friday Oaky for you? I really liked Bree's Aussie version, but I think Cliff definitely picked it out today. Oh, wow.

There you go. I was not even expecting it. Okay, I love it. Thank you, Bernice. I appreciate the comment, Bernice. That's lovely. Yours was funny. I think Bernice is a real hip-hop fan.

Yeah, she sounds like it. What I did was pure hip-hop. So let's keep going. Let's talk to Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lise. Hi. What are you thinking?

Who are you voting for? I was prepared to vote for Clint, but hands down it has to go to Brie. But Brie, can you please get your mum to do a version of that as well? We'll get there when she's over next. I mean, I think New Zealand needs it, right? Absolutely.

I don't know if we're ready for it. Thanks, Lisa. That's two votes. It's one apiece. Natasha's here. Hi, Natasha. Hi, Tash. Hi.

Tell us, what are you thinking? What are your thoughts? Sorry, Clint, but I think Bree's definitely got this one. Appreciate that. We'll have a shardy after this, Natasha. Yeah, sounds good. Any feedback you could give me? Any constructive criticism, Natasha? I actually thought Yeah, sounds good. Any feedback you could give me? Any constructive criticism, Natasha?

I actually thought yours was really good and when I first started listening, I was like, Clint's got this, like Bree's not going to be able to top this and then just with the personalised touch on Bree, I just thought, nah.

It was the Kmart comment, wasn't it, Natasha? Yeah, that one just got me, yeah. I wasn't expecting that. You're absolutely right. Okay, thanks, Natasha. Crystal, hi. Hi.

Hello. What are you thinking, Crystal? I need one more to take this out. Okay, I'm just going to say this. Clint, I have some bad news for you. Oh, girl. Oh, yeah, what is it? Your singing was really good, but I'm sorry,

but Brie, you rock, and it's going to you. Yes, Crystal, yes. Thank you for the feedback, you rock, and it's going to you. Yes, Crystal! Yes! Thank you for the feedback, Crystal. I appreciate it. It's okay, it's okay. This is a competition, and there has to be a winner, and I know when I've been outplayed. You know what?

I've had a pretty crappy day, and this has put it right back up the top. This has put me over the top. I appreciate that a lot, Crystal. Thank you. We don't usually go to a full replay, but I think this week we might go to a full replay. A full replay.

You want a full replay, Crystal? Yes, please. All right, let's do it. This is Australian 50 Cent. You know those real jagged, like they've got the sharp angles on the Australian 50 Cent coins? That's this one. That's this in a rap song.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Wait, how many? Go shorty. it's your birthday. We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going to sip rosé like it's your birthday. And you know we don't give a... Oh, no, I'm not saying that. You can find me at Kmart with a full card.

My ma got what you need if you need to feel the buzz. I'm into having sex, I'm into making love. So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed. Wait a minute. Rub what exactly? You can find me in the club. Bottle full of bub. Mama, got what you need if you need to feel the buzz.

I'm into having sex. I ain't into making love. So come give me a hug if you're into getting... No, not again. That is awful. I need a chardonnay. Yeah. This segment is so much better

when we don't sing. Isn't it? ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Alright, birthday banger for a Friday. We're going to take your birthdays and we're going to figure out

what was top of the charts on each of your 16ths. Andrew, sir. Hello, Andy. Hey. Hello, mate. What's your birthday? 8th of July, 1991.

All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 8th of July. And in 2007, this went to number one. Is this song 12 years old? Yeah. And can I say, because I look at a lot of different countries and what was number one at that time, this was number one in every single country that I could look at.

Yeah, it's a monster. Are you happy with that as a birthday banger, Andrew? No, no, not really. What did you want? Oh, I don't know. Anything but Rihanna. Anything but Rihanna. Yeah, Eminem would be one. Eminem would be pretty good, yeah. Anything but Rihanna. That's't know. Anything but Rihanna. Anything but Rihanna. Yeah, Eminem would be the one.

Eminem would be pretty good, yeah. Anything but Rihanna. That's fair enough. Yeah, Rihanna. Hey, Olivia. Hi, Liv. Hi, happy Friday. You too, Olivia.

What's your birthday? 6th of October, 93. All right, you were 16 in 2009 on the 6th of October, and on that day, this went to number one. The Queen Bee. Definitely a banger. Definitely a banger. What a tune, Olivia. Yeah, you got a good one. Congratulations.

The Queen Bee. Sweet dreams. It's hard to go past. I mean, hard to top. Wait there, we'll talk to Grace. Kia ora, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi. What's your birthday, Grace? 21st of May 1982. Alright, you were 16 in 1998 on the 21st of May and back in the late 90s, this topped the charts.

I think you pronounced it Nedley and Googlia? Yeah. Nedley and Googlia and Torn. She used to, she was with Daniel Johns from Silverchair at the time, wasn't she? She was. And she, for me, icon. Aussie icon too, right? People in Australia love her.

How do you feel about having Natalie and Googlia as your birthday banger, Grace? That's alright. It's not the worst. Yeah. Could be worse the worst. Yeah. Could be worse. That song is an absolute anthem. The only person who's passionate about their birthday banger today

is Olivia and she got Beyonce. Yes. So what are we going to play? Are we going to play... We've got three queens. They're all great songs. We've got Beyonce, Rihanna

and Natalie and Guglia. They're all amazing but for me, it's not hard being an Aussie. I've got to pick Torn. I've never seen that song come up in Birthday Banger, but that's my vote.

No, and it's a tune as well. It's a great song. I'm just to-ing and fro-ing on whether it's the right one for Friday. The Beyonce song is a banger. But something you would hear on Friday, James. Something you'd hear more often, right? You'd never hear Torn, Natalie and Brulia. Or would you?

This is a sing-along. This can win for Grace. This is the birthday banger for Friday. Zed him. He was warm, he came around like he was dignified He showed me what it was to cry Well, you couldn't be that man I adore You don't seem to know, you seem to care What your heart is for

Well, I don't know him anymore There's nothing where he used to lie Our conversation has run dry That's what's going on Nothing's fine, I'm torn I'm all out of faith This is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed

Lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. You're a little late, I'm already torn. So I guess the fortune teller's right Should have seen just what was there And not some holy light That you crawled beneath my veins And now I don't care, I have no luck I don't miss it all that much

There's just so many things That I can't touch, I'm torn I'm all out of faith This is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed Lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed Into something real

I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn You're a little late I'm already torn Torn There's nothing where he used to lie My inspiration has run dry That's what's going on Nothing's right, I'm torn I'm all out of faith

This is how I feel I I'm cold and I'm ashamed. Lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed into something real. I'm wide out of faith This is how I feel I'm cold and I'm ashamed Bound and broken on the floor You're a little late I'm already torn Torn Torn Did him Bree and Clint.

That's the winner of Birthday Banger from Natalie Imbruglia. It's torn. That is a 90s bop. That was one of the biggest songs to come out of Australia in the 90s. Yeah. If not the biggest. That's good. I like that.

It's good. Bring it. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We've got a diamond double pass to give away to be there. And if you don't know what that is, it's the best damn seats in the house. You're right at the front of the stage. I'm pretty sure it might be sold out.

Don't quote me on that, but there's not many tickets in that area. To give these away, we're going to negotiate. Bree and Clint, the negotiator. Two people will get to plead their case, and then they get to negotiate with each other, and they decide who gets the tickets. 30 seconds will be all it will take to negotiate. If they can't decide, we move on to the next two people.

Kimberly, hello. Hello. Hi, can't decide, we move on to the next two people. Kimberley, hello. Hello. Hi, Kim. Hey, how's it? About to start you a 30-second timer where you're going to tell the other person on the line, Ashley, exactly why you need this diamond double pass to Friday Jam's live. All right, I'm ready.

All right, here we go. I am an 80s baby. I've got a three and a five-year-old. I work full-time, and my husband has got the big C. He's got cancer, and I need a night away from the family. And that's it. And I'm an 80s baby, so, you know, I need it. All right, that's all she needs.

Yep. Yeah, that's enough for you? These are my jams. Okay, sweet as. Yep, let's cut your timer off there. All right, Kim. Yep. Strong hands.

In and out. Let's bring Ashley on. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi. Hi, it's Ash. That's tough to go up against, isn't it? Yeah, I kind of wish I'd gone first now because I'm just going to sound like a dick now.

Yeah, that's okay. That's okay because we'll get to the negotiation part. Yes. But you still get the chance to put your case across. Right. Oh, yes, okay. That's okay, because we'll get to the negotiation part. Yes. But you still get the chance to put your case across. Right. Oh, yes, of course. 30 seconds. Right, Hash. Here we go. The airwaves are all yours. Okay, well, I wanted to go

because I heard my work colleagues talking about it, and I got a bit jealous, and so I decided that I would go if I had an opportunity to go, and so I decided that I would go if I had an opportunity to go, and it sounded like a good opportunity. So that's basically my reasoning. You get FOMO, right?

FOMO, exactly. All right. That's enough. Perfect. Now, we're not going to say anything. We're now going to put 30 seconds on the clock, and Kim, you will speak to Ash, and Ash, you will speak to Kim, and there will be 30 seconds on the clock, and Kim, you will speak to Ash, and Ash, you will speak to Kim, and there will be 30 seconds on the clock,

but you have to come to a decision about who gets these Diamond Pass tickets. Can we just get you guys to say hello first so we know you're both here? Hi. Hi, Kim. Hi. It's all you guys. Good luck. All right.

I think I know. I think we know who needs them. No, Kim, I'm not even going to argue with you I think you deserve the tickets Oh, wow! I would so love to give you the opportunity to go and I think your reasonings are so much better than mine 15 seconds

I would love to give you the opportunity I would really I have a big argument Quick, tell me your argument We don't need the rest of the time Oh that's all good Congratulations Kim You

Oh my god Have the night away From the family that you wanted Best seats in the house Oh yay I've been wanting to go For the last few years It's an incredible festival

You're in for a great night And Ash You've done a very selfless thing there. You haven't even entertained the idea. Oh, thanks, babe. I don't think it was even a competition. I think Kim really deserves that. Honestly, listening to that this afternoon, you should be so proud of

yourself. That was lovely to listen to. We've got a tank of mobile fuel for you, okay? Oh, thank you. Alright, we can't send you away empty-handed after that. No way. That was absolutely lovely what you did there. And, Kim, you deserve to go. It's going to be an amazing show, and you've got literally the best tickets.

You can't get better than this. I'm so excited. Thanks, Ashley. That's all good. Have fun. Oh. I love The Negotiator. When it turns out like that.

It's dramatic, right? Yeah. No, that was actually lovely, and it's really lovely to hear someone doing something really selfless for someone else that they have never met. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

It's beautiful. Ash could have held her line. Well, she could have, yes. But she didn't. So that's great. There are still some tickets available. If you want to come with us to Zedim's Friday Jams Live and see Janet Jackson and the Black Eyed Peas, ticketmaster.co.nz.

Zedim's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the studio. I'm going to go out and say our favourite guest, our favourite person to have in the studio. It's Hilary Barry. You guys are adorable. We have to say that because you're in the studio. Thank you.

I'll take it though. I will take it. We say it to Jacinda when she's in here too. We say it to everyone when they're in here. Oh, we said it to Susie Cato. Remember we said it to Susie Cato as well? Shut up. But you're in good company.

Thank you. We will shut up. You tell us what you're here to flog. What are you pushing this week? Well, I'm here to flog the latest on-demand series from TVNZ. It's called Goodnight Kiwis. Now, I told Bree you were coming in to talk about this, and as an Australian, she goes,

oh, what's a goodnight Kiwi? Was that meant to be me as an Australian? Yeah, I thought it was a pretty good impression. I thought it was a great impression. Of course you did. Can you explain to Bree what goodnight Kiwi is? Well, many moons ago when television stopped broadcasting at midnight or whatever time of the night it was,

this was a little one-minute segment that used to play before the television station kind of turned off for the night. What do you mean it turned off? I know. So there you go. Such an amazing concept. No more TV. No more TV.

So I don't know what time it was. Assume it was midnight. And at midnight, Goodnight Kiwi would play, and it was this little animation with some beautiful music behind it, and Goodnight Kiwi would turn out the lights, and then it would just go to the test pattern. I'm still trying to get my head around that TV would stop. Oh, it's okay.

They just watch Netflix after that. We had a lot of sheep to share and stuff like that. We thought to celebrate the return of Goodnight Kiwi, we could play a game with you, which we are calling Goodnight Hillary. And by that it's a play on words because this could be goodnight to you all together after we play this game. Excellent.

Have you ever taken a lie detector test before? No, but what? Oh, what? Because we've got one. What is that? Oh, my God. I thought I was just coming in here to flog off a TV series. No, we don't do that.

This is the lie detector. Provided you tell the truth and there is nothing to hide, then you've got nothing to worry about, Hilary Barry. We've each got a couple of questions for you to see just how honest you're going to be with us this afternoon. Have you turned it on? I've turned it on. So all you have to do is press the button on the top, the red button and then you'll have to either answer yes or no to the question down on the speaker and then

it'll give us a yes or a no. Okay I'm gonna start. Okay I'm gonna come in with the very first question. You look nervous Hilary. I've never seen you so nervous. No I am nervous. Hilary Barry. Yeah. Do you have a secret bank account that your partner knows nothing about? No. Well, she's answered no. The verdict. Oh, she's lying. It says that you're lying. It's all right.

We all do. You know he listens to you guys. That's awkward. Okay, here comes. Honestly, I don't. I swear I don't. Okay, here comes question number two in Goodnight Hillary. Is Jeremy Wells the best co-host you've ever had?

Yes. Oh, it's a no again! Okay, third question. There's only four, okay? There's only four. There's only four. This is Goodnight Hillary with Hillary Barry. I need to drink some water.

I'm nervous. Has Maddie McLean or Jack Tame ever drunk dialed you? No. That's correct. How professional. I would have thought Maddie... Very professional. And then I'm thinking Maddie's bound to have...

Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well. But I can't actually think of a specific occasion. Yeah, he probably would have FaceTimed you though. He's the most likely. Okay, well, there's only one question left. I'm nervous to ask her this one. This is the final question. Hillary.

I'm blushing already. What can it be? Okay. Hillary. Pretty personal. Have you ever sent a nude? No. Oh, thank God.

I mean, not that. What do you mean, thank God? I mean, not that... What do you mean, thank God? Oh, that was the wrong way to answer. Oh, wow. That's unbelievable. Oh, nice work, Clint. No, it's just that... Just offend Hillary.

Just body shamed me. Oh, she'll never come back on this show now. Can I just say I don't agree with the opinions of my co-host. Good night, Kelly. I'm very disappointed. Is available now on TVNZ On Demand Please thank our wonderful guest Thank you

Who I'd love to receive a nude from I'm not even talking to you No, we're not talking I'm not talking to you either No, I'd love a nude In fact, send me a nude No, no Send me a nude

I was going to send you one Send me one now Nothing for you That's Hilary Barry, everybody She'll never come back on this show ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast Some good news, some good financial news. About time.

Apparently. Actually, I don't know what I'm saying about time for. No, it's just a good thing to say. Oh, about time. Yeah, about time. Government, they suck. Oh, about, about. Oh, rip off.

The taxes I'm paying. Oh, how crap is tax? I'm sick of paying for Aucklanders. Bloody road, anyway. Oh, the roads aren't even lookeders. Oh. Bloody road, anyway. Oh, the roads aren't even looked after. Anyway. I've got some good financial news for you.

According to an economist, Kiwis should expect a pay rise next year. Yeah, but who, why, what's the catch? So, his name is Shea Peters, and he has said that because there's going to be a labour shortage, there's not enough people to fill the jobs, means that they pay the people who do have the jobs more money. That's the way it works. Supply and demand, baby. It's basic economics, okay? And so next year,

it's likely that New Zealanders should expect a 2.5% increase in their wages. Okay, so what's like, you know, let's do how much that is. You want me to break it down for you? Yeah. So the average salary in New Zealand is $52,000. Right. So how much extra is that for that person? So 2.5% of that is $1,300 a year, which after tax is about $900 a year in your pocket, which broken down to a weekly amount, your big pay rise, you can expect a hearty $17.50 with your pay rise. It's not horrible.

It's something. I mean, that could pay your car insurance. Oh, that's going to go up. Actually, the gas is going to go up as well. And I think we're putting milk up as well. I think we're going to put the price of milk up. No, milk has already soared this week. And I think we're going to put the rent up as well.

Cost of living, it's called. The last calculation. By this, yeah, you should be coming in about $300 in debt a week next year. So what you should do is pack up and move to Australia. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchbourne and Megan a listen too. Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. ZM.