ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 16th 2018

Episode Date: November 16, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Z-DAMM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Z-DAMM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. How are you feeling, mate? Enjoying an ice-cold can of Sprite.
Starting point is 00:00:15 How are you? To settle the stomach. You were vaping a lot last night. I was not. Can you not... Look, we went to the Music Awards last night. We had a great time. You might have seen it on our Instagrams.
Starting point is 00:00:30 We've had to go through both of our Instagrams and just refine some of the content that was out there. You know when you wake up and you look at your story and you go, why on earth did I put that up there? I'm such an obnoxious idiot when I'm drunk. Can I say that when I watched your story, you swear like a sailor when you're drunk. I know, it's really bad.
Starting point is 00:00:48 You turn double Australian and you start swearing like you're in a salt mine. Even when I was watching it, I was cringing. I was like, God, this girl's annoying. Excuse me, on my story, Tammy was vaping, okay? I wasn't vaping. Not on your story, but last night you were. You tell a lot of...
Starting point is 00:01:06 Anyway, hey, today's exciting because we've got double the chance to go to Friday Jams Live. Final Friday Jams Live tickets up for grabs. I know, yeah, double blitz. If you want the tickets also, you know what's exciting? We've got mobile fuel. Yes, we do. We haven't figured out how we're going to give that away yet.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Should we just give some away right now? Let's give some away right now. If you want some fuel, thanks to mobile, call 0800-DIAL-ZM. We have $70 mobile fuel vouchers up for grabs. That's awesome from mobile. Yes, it is. It's very cool. Big help.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Also, if you want those Friday Jams live tickets, of course, we'll do the negotiator at 5. We're going to do a double negotiator today, 4.30. You'll have another chance to win that as well. So don't miss it. Massive. Lots of stuff on the show to give away. Oh, yeah. No, I have have another chance to win that as well. So don't miss it. Massive. Lots of stuff on the show to give away. Oh yeah, no, I have to do something now? Yeah. Right, up
Starting point is 00:01:50 next. There it is. I want to hear from people who might still suck their thumb. Yeah. That could be you. Calling. I mean, I think they're calling for the fuel. Let's do the fuel first, then we'll do the thumb sucking thing. We'll talk thumb sucking next. Here's Usher.
Starting point is 00:02:07 He's on his way. for the fuel. Let's do the fuel first then we'll do the thumb sucking thing. We'll talk thumb sucking next. Here's Usher. Oh my God. He's on his way. Friday Jams is this weekend. Brie and Clint ZM. Baby let me Brie and Clint on ZM. I was chatting to my friend the other day and she said something
Starting point is 00:02:16 very alarming to me when she revealed that she sucked her thumb until she was 16. Ew. And the only reason she stopped was because she got braces. Why did that make her stop?
Starting point is 00:02:29 Because the dentist said to her, if you keep sucking your thumb, it actually changes the shape of your teeth. Yeah, did she have big like, did she have... She kind of had a buck tooth, yeah. Is that why she had to have braces? Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Well, she probably had to have braces anyway, but... Do this right now. Yeah. Put your thumb in your mouth. I can't. Taste it. It's disgusting. It is disgusting.
Starting point is 00:02:49 I don't know where my hand's been. No. It's everything you've touched. Everywhere you've been is on that thumb. And then people are whacking it in their mouth. Yeah, there's just no appeal to me. I don't know why I know this, but when I think about sucking my thumb,
Starting point is 00:03:02 you get that weird metallic taste. Is it a comfort thing? Is that why people suck their thumb? It'll be a comfort thing and it'll be like, you know how they say that smoking half the addiction is just something to do with your hands? Yeah. It'll be that.
Starting point is 00:03:15 It'll be a habit. Producer Ellie sucked her thumb. Ellie, you're a thumb sucker. I was. I was indeed. I was indeed. Ben, did you just say the F word on the radio? Producer Ben. Sorry, guys. Sorry. Sorry. I was indeed. I was indeed. Ben, did you just say the F word on the radio? Producer Ben.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Sorry, guys. Sorry. I was sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, no. We apologise for Producer Ben. I want to follow this up. Me too.
Starting point is 00:03:35 What was that about? What was going so bad that you had to do an F-bomb in a mic'd up room? No, sorry. I just dropped my headphones. Right. You have a potty mouth producer, Ben from Christchurch. We'll have to punish you later in the show.
Starting point is 00:03:50 We'll think of something. Ellie Thumbsucker. Yes. For how long? I was eight when I stopped and the only reason I did it, they were trying all sorts of things, the nail polish thing that tastes gross, couldn't get rid of it because I really enjoyed it. But the only reason I stopped was because I didn't want to get buck teeth, so that was enough
Starting point is 00:04:06 for me to stop. Is that what they said to you? You'll get buck teeth? Yeah, so I lost my two front teeth and I was like, alright, I'm actually going to stop now, and I did. There you go. So what do you suck now? Well, when you like to I thought losing your teeth would just give you a little get, I'm breezing over that by the way.
Starting point is 00:04:23 What do you want to ask? I want to ask the people, how old were you when you stopped sucking your thumb? There you go. 9696, you can text us or you can call us on 0800-DAL-ZM. And what made you stop? And why were you doing it? And what's wrong with you?
Starting point is 00:04:35 And what does your thumb taste like? And can I have a suck? No, not that last one. We're talking thumb suckers. How old are you? Why do you do it? When did you start? You were telling about a friend of yours
Starting point is 00:04:49 Who did it until they were 16 Yeah I was shocked by that Because I've never been a thumbsucker myself Never been appealing to me But obviously we all have our weird things that we do But thumbsucking for me wasn't one of them Our producer Ellie was 8 She stopped so she didn't get buck teeth.
Starting point is 00:05:06 You said the text machine's going ballistic on this. The text machine is going off the rocker. There are so many people who are old and they still suck their thumb. So are the calls. Hi, Carly. Hi. How old are you, Carly? Oh, it's not me.
Starting point is 00:05:22 I'm 19, but it's my best friend who's 18. Okay, and she still sucks her thumb? She does it while she's sleeping, so she doesn't know that she's doing it. That's pretty cute. That's cute. You just need to remember to wash your hands before you go to bed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Yeah, and so she always used to get like, you know, when adults would come over when we were younger, because we've been best friends our whole lives, she would get made fun of because of it. They'd be like, oh, haha, you're still sucking your thumb. And then we kind of thought she grew out of it until recently she fell asleep in a room full of all of us and started doing it. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:05:57 You've got to get photos of that. That's very good. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Do you still suck your thumb? Yes. How old are you?
Starting point is 00:06:05 25. 25, Sarah. Hi. Do you still suck your thumb? Yes. How old are you? 25. 25. And what is it about sucking your thumb that makes you want to do it? I think it's just more of like a comfort thing. Okay. And how old were you? Have you been doing it your whole life? Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Do you do it in public? Like, do you do it at work? No, but sometimes, like, I do it unintentionally. Like, I don't realise I'm actually doing it. Yeah. But I notice sometimes I do it when I'm driving. That's the one I was thinking. If I pulled up near the traffic lights
Starting point is 00:06:28 and the 25-year-old woman next to me was sucking on her thumb. That's bizarre. No offence, Sarah. Yeah, no offence. You're a total weirdo, but no offence. But that's like me. I pick my nose in private. But then I forget sometimes when I'm in public
Starting point is 00:06:42 that it's not acceptable. Everyone picks their nose in private. I know. Don't lie about it. Everyone does it. Don't pretend you're... Hey, Emma. Good Friday afternoon, guys.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Oh, she's coming in with a bit of energy. Hi to them. Hi. How old are you first? So I'm actually 31. And yes, I'm still going strong. Still on the thumb sucking. Have you ever tried to quit?
Starting point is 00:07:04 Like, did you do the yucky nail polish thing? Yes, so it's the Stop It I believe it's called That was done on me for a few years When I was a kid My mother even tried hypnotherapy At one point Is that big of a deal?
Starting point is 00:07:20 It's part of my life now It's me, it's who I am I embrace it I absolutely love But, you know, it's part of my life now. It's me. It's who I am. I embrace it. You know what? I absolutely love shucking my thumb. Yes, get into it, girl. Has it affected your teeth?
Starting point is 00:07:36 No, no, it hasn't. I'm quite lucky. And that's the main thing that most people bring up. But no. What about your love life? What's that, sorry? What about your love life? Yeah. No. It's all good. Come on. Everyone's got their sorry? What about your love life? Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:07:45 It's all good. Come on. Everyone's got their little, you know, quirks. Hey. I don't think it's a big deal. Like, hypnotherapy, who cares? Like, you're not hurting anyone. It's not hurting you.
Starting point is 00:07:55 No, exactly. Emma, you are loud and proud. We love you. I like it. Hey, we're going to give you some mobile fuel because you've got great attitude. Awesome. Thank you. Really appreciate it, guys.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Have a good weekend, mate. Yeah, I will be sucking my farm away. Just don't suck on the forecourt. It doesn't seem very hygienic. You might get some fuel in there. I've got a stomach of steel now these days. That's how you are. I want to hear the other ones. Sorry, Em. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:08:19 I'm really interested. Hang on. I'll wait there, Em. We'll go one more. What was she? She was 31. 31. Katrina, hi. Hi. How old are you, Katrina? I'm really interested. Hang on. I'll wait there and we'll go one more. What was she? She was 31. 31. Katrina, hi. Hi. How old are you, Katrina? I'm 52, but this is my sister who still sucks her thumb. And how old is she? 63.
Starting point is 00:08:34 63. And she's going strong. When you're 63, you can do whatever you want. Seriously. Absolutely. You just don't care. Yeah. Take up smoking.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Whatever you want to do. Okay. We'll talk about that. Seriously. Absolutely. You just don't care. Yeah, take up smoking, whatever you want to do. Okay, well... Bree and Clint on Zit Im. Bree and Clint, The Negotiator. So this is a game we've been playing all week just after 5 o'clock, which we are playing just after 5 again today. So if you want to win double tickets, you can start calling back after 5.
Starting point is 00:09:01 It's where two people go head-to-head against each other to plead their case about why they want these tickets. We then give them 30 seconds on the phone to each other to negotiate. Only one person can have the tickets. We've done this game three times and only one team has managed to reach a decision where they decided who got the tickets.
Starting point is 00:09:21 If you haven't heard it before, it's going to be a little bit difficult because, I mean, it can be an opportunity where you can do a really nice thing for someone else or you can play the game really hard and you can... I don't know exactly how I would play it. No, me neither.
Starting point is 00:09:38 I don't know whether I would go the sob story and then try and plead with the other person and be really nice or... I think the key to the game is listening. Yeah. Okay, it's thanks to our mates at Burger King that hooked us up with these tickets. If you want to preload with a Whopper before Friday Jams Live,
Starting point is 00:09:52 you can get a free Whopper after the event to recover as well. Let's go to our first negotiator, Victoria. Hello. Hi there. Have you heard this this week, Victoria? I have, yeah. Okay, great. So you've already got a leg up.
Starting point is 00:10:06 We need to get from you 15 seconds you'll have on the clock and you need to tell us exactly why you want and why you need these Friday Jams live tickets. Your counterpart is listening as well. Your time starts now. Okay, so I've actually already got tickets for myself. I'm trying to win them for one of my friends who's going through some stuff and can't
Starting point is 00:10:26 afford to go herself. So I want her to come with us. So you're already trying to do a nice thing for someone else? I am, yeah. I've already got my tickets. You lost me at the start when you said you already have tickets but then you kind of brought me back
Starting point is 00:10:42 on at the end. Pop me on hold Victoria so we can hear from Egypt. Hi, Egypt. Hello. Did you hear Victoria? Yes, I did. Okay, great. Now you've got the exact same amount of time to do exactly what she just did.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Are you ready? Cool. Time starts now. So I want to go because I've never been to a concert before. And last year I purchased some ragamuffin tickets And they were duds So I never got to go to a concert before What do you mean they were duds?
Starting point is 00:11:14 They were fake Fake tickets You've never been to a concert? How old are you? I'm 21 but I've got a three year old child So No no it's okay.
Starting point is 00:11:25 We can't have any more. Sorry, you've said your piece. You had your 15 seconds. All right, so we've got Victoria and we've got Egypt. We're going to put you guys together. You have 30 seconds to negotiate. Now, remember, you need to listen and talk to each other. Don't just talk over each other.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Talk to each other, listen to each other, try and negotiate and come to a conclusion. Are't just talk over each other. Talk to each other. Listen to each other. Try and negotiate and come to a conclusion. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Good luck, guys. We'll ask you at the end if you've reached the decision. Hi, Egypt.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Hello. I'm just trying to do this for my friend. Sorry. I know your circumstances are shitty too, but yeah, my friend's really, really struggling. So hopefully you can help me do something nice for her by doing something nice for me. I would love to, although I would love to
Starting point is 00:12:10 experience a concert myself because I've never gotten to go to one. But yes, I would love to help you out. Oh, could you help me out though? I've never experienced a concert before. I'm a full-time mumma. That's it, guys.
Starting point is 00:12:26 That was good negotiating from both sides. Yeah, you both put your case across well. Now we need to ask, is anybody willing to give up the Friday Jams live tickets? For real, like, only 21, like, heaps of concerts left to go to. So I'd prefer it if I could help my friend out, to be honest. That's from you, Victoria? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Egypt? I feel like I'm kind of being put on the spot here because of my age. Mm-hmm. Are we allowed to ask her a question? Yeah, you can ask another question. How old are you? Well, the tickets aren't for me. I'm 30.
Starting point is 00:13:08 You're 30? Yeah. Okay. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Because I'd love to get this resolved. If we don't get anywhere shortly, we are going to have to say neither of you get the tickets
Starting point is 00:13:17 and go to the next call through. But can I ask a question, Victoria? What is it about your friend that she's so in need of a day out at Friday James Live? So she just broke in so in need of a day out at friday james live um so she just broke up with a boyfriend of a long time and they were living together and now she has to kind of cover everything herself so it's not like she can just go out and you know spend a couple hundred bucks for a nice day out so but you could give her your ticket. Well, I mean, I could. You could.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I've already got plans with my family and that to go. That's fine. That's fine. Okay. There is no right answer here. This is a hard game. There is no right answer. So no one is going to give up the tickets?
Starting point is 00:14:01 This is the last chance, guys. It would be awesome if you gave me the tickets. It would be so awesome. We'll do you one by one. We'll go to you first. Egypt, are you willing to give up the tickets? Yeah, why not? Oh.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Oh, Egypt, you're a leper. I'm only just 21 and I've got a lot of time considering I've got a young child. Hang on, Egypt. Victoria, are you going to take the tickets or do you want to be the one to give them up? No, I'd love to take them, honestly. She's doing a massive thing. Okay, that's totally fine.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yay! Yay! That's Egypt, can I just say. That's so nice of you this afternoon. Can we hook Egypt up with some mobile fuel, please? Yeah, we'll get you some. We'll get you a $70 fuel voucher. Oh, yes, even better.
Starting point is 00:14:46 And I can stay home and jam. Yay, everyone's happy. Look, it's good. It's no Friday Jams Live, but it's pretty good. But Egypt, you did a really lovely thing for someone. Yeah, very good. Okay, well done, Victoria. We'll see you and your friend at Friday Jams Live this weekend.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Oh, yes, we got another conclusion. Good work, New Zealand. It is uncomfortable listening, though, isn't it? It really is. But when you get the result like that, doesn't it make you feel good? Yeah. There is good people out there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:15 And everybody gets something. Bree and Clint on ZM. Birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. We take your birthdays and we put it into the system. We figure out what was number one on your 16th birthdays.
Starting point is 00:15:30 First person up is Jen. Hi, Jen. Hi, Jen. Hi. Happy Friday. What's your birthday? 4th of July, 1991. Okay, Jen.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Independence Day. You were 16 in 2007 on the 4th of July, and this is your birthday back. It's a classic. You get Riri and Jay-Z. How do you feel about that? Banger. Banger? Banger. That was huge. That was huge. Yeah, launch.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Yeah, good. Okay. Good luck with that. Next up for birthday bangers, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. What luck with that. Good start. Next up for birthday bangers, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. What's your birthday? 17th of November, 1998. Oh, that's in a couple of days.
Starting point is 00:16:12 It's tomorrow. Oh, it's tomorrow. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow. Happy birthday for tomorrow. Cool. Well, you were 16 in 2014 on the 17th of November, and on that day back in 2014, this was number one. Banger. Timmy Trumpet and Savage.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Freaks. You love it? Yeah, good one. I like it. Good for a Friday. Oh, jinx, little jinx, you can't talk until... Anyway. Jason.
Starting point is 00:16:50 G'day, guys. How are we going? Hello, mate. What's your birthday, Jase? 17th of November, 1981. Okay, Jason, you was 16 in 1997 on the 17th of November. And this is your birthday banger, Jase. Come on, Barbie, let's go party.
Starting point is 00:17:08 How good, Jase? Oh, that's very masculine, obviously. What a banger. Yeah, what a banger. Are you man enough to have that as a birthday banger for yourself? Oh, of course I am. No worries. Do you want to hear it? Yeah, let's do it. You own it, Jason. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:17:26 This is good. Hi, kid. Here's your Friday birthday banger, everybody. Get it in you, Jason. Bree and Clint, Zedem. Zedem, Bree and Clint. It's a Friday jam from Aqua. They're coming. Yes. For that So Friday jam from Aqua. They're coming. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:45 For that So Pop gig next year. I know. With the Venga Boys. And who else is in that? There's a massive line-up. That is big, actually. Aqua, Venga Boys, Blue, Bewitched, Eiffel 65. Remember Bewitched?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Lou Bega. Oh, my God. Mr. Mamba No. 5. They'll be a good show too. We're getting ready for Friday Jams Live this weekend, Western Spring Stadium.
Starting point is 00:18:13 If you're not going, you're going to hear about it. So you may as well just get tickets. Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint, The Negotiator.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Been doing this this week. It's a great game. Yeah, you've been hearing it this week. We've had a few different outcomes. It's where two people go head-to-head, 30 seconds. They need to negotiate with each other about who's going to get these tickets. They can't both get them. No, they can't share them.
Starting point is 00:18:36 They can't split them. Two tickets. They each get to plead their case first. If they don't agree, we give them away to the first caller through. Izzy, you understand how the game works, yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got it. We're going to give you your 15 second timer to put your peeps across and your counterpart is
Starting point is 00:18:51 listening, okay? Okay. Here you go. Good luck. So, my friend and I have just finished our four year social work degree. Alongside this, we work at a woman's refuge and we haven't had a break for so long and I just think we really deserve it because had a break for so long and I just think we really deserve it because we often work for everyone else
Starting point is 00:19:07 and I just think we deserve a good break. That is incredibly compelling and I think you deserve the tickets Izzy. Thank you. But let's see. Very well done Izzy. Let's see who you're going to negotiate with. Hi Steph.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Hi, how's it going? Going good. You heard Izzy, yeah? I did.'re going to negotiate with. Hi, Steph. Hi, how's it going? Going good. You heard Izzy, yeah? I did. Put that to the side. It's about you now. All right, Steph. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:19:31 15 seconds to get across why you need these tickets to Friday Jams Live. Good luck. Literally, this is all about having FOMO. All of our friends, all of our family are going. My husband said, absolutely not. We've got too many bills, especially at the end of the year, coming with all the kids that we're buying presents for and things. So no, you're not going.
Starting point is 00:19:49 So if I win, then I can drag him along and I win the fight. There you go. All right. You need a break. You are feeling the pressures of Christmas. We hear you. I'm going to put you there and I'm going to bring Izzy back in. Hi, Izzy.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Hi. Now, you heard what Steph said, yeah? Yeah, yeah. We're going to put you guys together to negotiate for 30 seconds. Yeah, 30 seconds. Listen to each other, talk to each other, and then we'll ask you at the end if you've come to a decision. Good luck, guys.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Time starts now. Hi, Steph. Where did you say that you work? I work at a woman's refuge. My friends and I both do, and we just finished our social work degrees as well, so we've been doing that full-time and working at the refuge as well.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Oh, look, nah. We don't even need to talk about it. You're totally more deserving than me. You should definitely have them, no worries. Oh, Steph, thank you. Honestly, that is so... No worries. You've honestly made my day.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Thank you so much. Five seconds. No problem. Don't even need the rest of the time because they've come to a decision. How good is that? Yeah! Couple of legends, you girls. You both really are.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Steph, we're going to hook you up with some mobile fuel. Oh, that's wicked. Thanks, guys. Not a problem. I wish we had more Friday James live tickets to give you as well. That's so nice of you, Steph. Not a problem. I wish we had more Friday Jams live tickets to give you as well. That's so nice of you, Steph. What a legend. And also, Izzy.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Maybe I can convince them because now I've got free fuel. I can just buy the tickets. Yeah. Yes. Actually, we've got a $70 mobile fuel voucher. We've got two. Actually, we've got two left. We'll give you two of them, I think.
Starting point is 00:21:18 If there's two there, you can have them. Yes, thank you. Amazing. And I'm just stalling in case anyone in the ZM HQ wants to run in here and go, we've got extra Friday James tickets. Oh, yeah. Wait. Just wait for 10 seconds.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Anyone out in the office? Is there any tickets available? Any for Steph? I mean, Steph, what an amazing thing she just did. She didn't even need. Oh, hold on. Wait. No, wait.
Starting point is 00:21:42 No. Are you kidding? Danny, get in here. Danny, get in here. Danny, get in here. Danny from Promos has just run in. What do you have, Danny? I've got, and I am not kidding, the very, very last Friday James Live tickets. No way!
Starting point is 00:21:57 The last ones. Steph. Oh, my God. You're going too! Yay! Yay! You are so nice. Yeah, you are. You're going too. Yay. Thank you. You are so nice. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 00:22:07 And Izzy, you are too. You're doing great things as well. So we're stoked that we can give all four of you, well, both of you, four tickets in total, two tickets each to Friday Jams Live this weekend. Oh, my God. Thank you, guys. Yeah, that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Thank you. I'm so happy for you. I just got goosebumps up the back of my neck. Can I have some tickets? You're already going. I was in the last one, Sprague. She just got goosebumps up the back of my neck. Can I have some tickets? You're already going. Oh, fair. That was in the last one. Great.
Starting point is 00:22:27 She just wants to put them on Trade Me. What a great outcome. See you guys at the show on Sunday. We're stoked you're going to be there. Picture this. I just want to paint the picture for a second. In the studio, there's four people. There's you, there's me, there's producer Ben,
Starting point is 00:22:43 and there's Jess from taninthecity.co.nz. I'm currently standing in a tanning booth, one of those pop-up things. Yep. And you're about to get a spray tan, because we're going to the cup and show this weekend at Christchurch. Well, or so everybody thinks. Well. Producer Ben is in here not just to push the buttons.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Christchurch is your place. It's not ours, Ben. It's his hometown. And we thought, being good mates, you and I, Clint, we'd do a nice thing. Get your race ready. We'd get your race ready. We've organised a spray tan for you, mate. Welcome to a classic radio stitch-up.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Are you joking? You love Christchurch, Ben. So you're about to play in a game of tanning trivia about Christchurch. So what we're going to do, Ben, you need to make your way over to the tent. The lovely Jess from Tan in the City is here with us. Don't worry. We've got you the best. I promise you we've got you the best.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I love how shocked Ben is. Do you know what's funny? I knew something was happening. I didn't want to say anything. I was you, we've got you the best. I love how shocked Ben is. Do you know what's funny? I knew something was happening. I didn't want to say anything. I was like, no, it doesn't matter. You could get no tan at all this afternoon. Oh, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:51 You have the chance to win no tan at all. I assume that's what you want. I think Ben secretly wants one. I've never... Yeah. Just don't go. So we've got five Christchurch-based questions for Ben from Christchurch. You say you love Christchurch.
Starting point is 00:24:04 You love Christchurch. How good's Christchurch? This should be easy for you. Okay Each question that you get wrong is a coating of tan to the face What just the face? Just the face. Now Jess can you tell us what tan color we're using? So today we've got Vibe Ultra, Ultra Dark. You're going to be race ready. Everybody in Christchurch is going to be like, hey, Ben's back. He looks hot.
Starting point is 00:24:31 You're going to look so dapper. Yeah. Are you ready to play Tan Trivia? No. All right, step into the booth, please, Ben. I'll kick off question number one. For the first coat to the face. This should be pretty easy.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Ben from Christchurch. Producer Ben. What is the ZM frequency in Christchurch? That's meant to be an easy one. Is it 91.1? That is incorrect. Jess from Tandon the City. Okay, well, what do I have to do?
Starting point is 00:25:02 You just stand there and hold the microphone away from your face. Start up that tanning machine. Oh, my God. Oh, my tanning machine. Oh my God. Oh my God, it's so... Relax, that's perfect. You look... You look wonderful. You need to not scrunch your face so much. Okay, hang on a minute.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Oh my God! Question number two. That wasn't easy. Can we go easier? Ben from Christchurch. For the second coat of tan to the face. Yeah. What is the Maori name for Christchurch?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Otatahi. And how do you spell it? What? Oh, no, no. Really? Yeah. O-T-A-T-A-H-A? He was so close.
Starting point is 00:25:42 No, he spelled Otataha. Yeah. You know what he's like with spelling. That was a hard one. He did technically get it right. I got it right. Are we giving him that? I'll give him that one.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Okay. I'll give him that one. There you go. You're going to survive one coat. Nice work, Ben, from Christchurch. All right, Producer Ben, for the third coat, well, possibly the second, Christchurch's most famous rap export is Scribe,
Starting point is 00:26:06 the Crusader. Please sing his hit song, Dreaming, from start to finish without making a mistake. No. Here comes the music. All you have to do is complete the whole song. That's ridiculous. How long is this?
Starting point is 00:26:26 No, I'm not doing that. All right. Here comes the second coat. Oh, yeah, we're blending into the neck now, too. This is nice. It's looking good. This is nice. Mate, I think I've become more attracted to you.
Starting point is 00:26:41 It's just a bit of air to dry you off. Just a bit of air. Just a bit of air. All right, mate. Okay. Clint,, mate. Okay. Clint, when you're ready. Question four. Ben from Christchurch.
Starting point is 00:26:50 The Christchurch quiz ahead of the Christchurch races. For another coat of tan to the face, what is the temperature in Christchurch right now? I did see it was sunny. I'm going to go 19. Well done. He's actually nailed it on the head. Well done.
Starting point is 00:27:12 That is very good from you. Very good. You've survived that one. Last question. Now, this question is for the final coat of tan to the face and the remaining coat of tan to the whole body. So if you want to be evened out, get this question wrong. Okay. But it does require an extra coat of tan to the face, and the remaining coat of tan to the whole body. So if you want to be evened out, get this question wrong. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:27 But it does require an extra coat of tan to the face. Last question. Ready. Are you ready, Ben? No. Okay, good. Christ Church was formed in the year 1856. What is 18 times 56?
Starting point is 00:27:43 We're going to need your answer in five seconds. In five seconds? One, two... 2,300. Nah, that's wrong. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. We're doing the body. There we go.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Look out, Christchurch. It's okay, we'll do the body in the break. You don't have to... We're not going to film that. Your face looks fantastic. Everybody, Ben from Christchurch, come and see him this weekend at the races. You won't miss him.
Starting point is 00:28:06 He'll be a beacon. Roughly a month ago, the bisexualer, where we put a bisexual woman in a dating scenario where she dated three men and three women, and then we came to a
Starting point is 00:28:20 conclusion where she picked someone at the end. Ended. She picked the boy? She picked Tom. Her name was Anne Leith. We got to know her really well over that time.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Yeah, she went on multiple dates. We got to know the people she dated really well as well. And then all of a sudden, nothing. They're gone from our lives. She's out of our lives. She was out of your life too. You heard her on the radio every day for about a month and then nothing. We thought on the one month anniversary-ish of that,
Starting point is 00:28:44 we should get her on and see what's going on, right? Are they still together? Please welcome to the show, the former bisexualer, Annalise. Hi, Annalise. Hi. Oh, you sound happy. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I really don't know. We're happy to be talking to you guys again. We're happy to be talking to you too. Have you missed us? Definitely. Have you missed having people probe into your life every day and like stalk every detail of you and analyse your emotions? I mean, it's definitely weird having privacy again.
Starting point is 00:29:16 The big question, because we don't know, we haven't seen anything to confirm either way. Are you and Tom still together? We are. You're still together. And how and Tom still together? We are. You're still together. And how's it been going? What's been happening?
Starting point is 00:29:31 It's been really good. It's been really, really good. It's kind of weird also, just like how good it's going. And I guess because of like how public it's been, it's kind of moved a little bit faster than it usually would have. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. So you've moved in together? You've moved in together.
Starting point is 00:29:46 No. Do you guys... Not that fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you guys been recognised at all because you became like a public couple? Has anybody come up to you and gone, You're like the new Art and Matilda. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Anyone come up to you? I mean, like, we're no Art and Matilda, but I think there was like one occasion when I was out where someone came up to me. There you go. Time to start doing some sponsored posts.
Starting point is 00:30:07 That's probably the only time it's ever happened. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. So were you guys planning that trip? Because you were meant to go on the trip to Hawaii. Are you going on the trip or you don't have time? What's happening?
Starting point is 00:30:18 We're not going on the trip to Hawaii, unfortunately. Why not? Because my sister's engagement party is in between the dates and I'm not missing that unfortunately right can Tom go by himself like can he take
Starting point is 00:30:31 some of the boys he's already gone on a large trip next week has okay hey I just want to know
Starting point is 00:30:38 like it sounds like it's going great what stage of the relationship are you guys at like have you met the parents are you calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend? How often are you seeing each other?
Starting point is 00:30:49 Well, like, we see each other quite frequently. I don't think we've put a label on it just yet. Oh. But we're kind of at the stage where we meet each other's parents, I guess. Like, I meet his this weekend. Oh. I want to know, have you heard from any of the other contestants That you dated on the show?
Starting point is 00:31:10 No, I haven't actually So you haven't heard from Jade Who you so publicly broke her heart In the finale? Oh gosh No I think like the first four weeks Of this has been really crucial
Starting point is 00:31:23 So I think Because she was away as well on CG for four weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No. Have you guys kissed? What?
Starting point is 00:31:35 You mean her and Tom, right? Yeah. What's that? Yeah. What's that? What's what? It's okay. You don't have to tell us those, but we're really happy for you.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Thank you. I'm really happy for us, can I say. We actually legit found people that wanted. Yeah, you nailed it. Yeah, we have 100% success rate. We're better than married at first sight. Yeah, those people. We've got a better strike rate than The Bachelor.
Starting point is 00:31:57 We do at the moment. And we're real modest about it too. Which is so nice. Totally. That's Anne-Lise. She was the bisexualer. Still with Tom. She's still with Tom. Good to talk to That's Anne-Lise. She was the bisexualer. Still with Tom. She's still with Tom.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Good to talk to you, Anne-Lise. Thank you. You too. This is Chat Roulette. It's where we take each other's phone and we go into the contacts and we just like flick, scroll it. No, this is where you ruin my life. No. Well, it hasn't gone well for you. That's true. It's gone a lot worse for me.
Starting point is 00:32:31 It's been a couple of weeks since we've done chat roulette. We call people out of each other's phone book. I don't remember who went last. I think you used my phone last and we called my dad. So you need to use my phone today. And you called me out. Are you sure? Yeah, you called me out, remember, for him paying for my accommodation when I went
Starting point is 00:32:49 back to Australia. And we found out you were a spoiled daddy's girl. Today, you've got my phone then. Alright. Let's see who we've got. Let's give it a scroll. Who are we going to land on? Here's a guy that I recognise.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Mr Tammy Davis. Oh. You stole his pass last night at the Music Awards and then you're in the VIP section. Excuse me, we worked together to turn his VIP pass into two VIP passes. I thought you were going to say, I was like, you used to work with him.
Starting point is 00:33:20 You don't work together anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah, no. I did used to work with him. You'll know him from Outrageous Fortune. Right, so you're saying he was in on it. In on what? Me going down there? Yeah. Yeah, he gave me his pass. Alright, let's call him and ask.
Starting point is 00:33:34 He'd have some dirt on you. He's worked with you for a little while. With someone like Tammy, it's more like I have dirt on him, but give him a ring. I'd love to know what he's up to. G'day, mate. Tammy Davis, it's Brie Thomasel. How are you?
Starting point is 00:33:51 Yeah, good, mate. What's going on? Not much. I've got to tell you, you're on the radio right now. What do you mean I'm on the radio? You're on the radio right now. We do a game on our show, Tammy, where I get to call anyone in Clint's phone, and he gets to do the same for me. And I needed to call you, mate, because you and him
Starting point is 00:34:08 cooked up some plan last night at the Music Awards where he was down in the VIP section. What's the go? Oh, yeah, mate. I gave him a pass. I gave him my presenter pass. I was up in the stands by myself like a peasant. Now, if you look at that presenter thing, it says no Australians. That's fair. That's fair. I could have put on a Kiwi accent, though.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Oh, you just have to talk like that, bro, and you'll be sweet as. I could have put on a Kiwi accent, though, bro. Okay, this is getting racist. It's getting a little bit racist. Hey, Tammy, I need to ask you one more question while we've got you. I saw that you were illegally vaping inside the Vector Arena. I just want to know, did Clint at any point ask you for your vape? He says on our show.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Oh, no, no, he was good last night. Don't bullshit me, Tammy. No, I'm not bullshitting you. Yeah, he was good last night. Usually't bullshit me, Tammy. No, I'm not bullshitting you. He was good last night. Usually after a few tins, he's in me. He's vaping hard out. The secret's out. He says he's not a vaper.
Starting point is 00:35:15 No, I'm not a vaper. You're a vaper. Tammy Davis has confirmed. Clinton Roberts loves a vape. No, that's not a thing. All right, Tammy, Come on our show anytime. We love you. All right, mate.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Thank you. See you, mate. Bye. There you go. That was good. He didn't sound too hungover. Have you ever been to a wedding where, you know, the part where the person says,
Starting point is 00:35:39 does anyone not agree to this wedding? Yeah. Have your say now. Yeah, and the classic gag is someone like shuffles or reaches up and scratches their head. Yeah. But you've never been to a wedding where someone's actually like spoke up and said something?
Starting point is 00:35:51 No. I'm about to tell you about a story that's even more awkward than that situation. Yeah. So picture this. There's this woman. She was getting married to the love of her life. They'd been dating for years.
Starting point is 00:36:02 She thought, you know, this is the man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. The week before the wedding, she stumbled across some text messages on his phone. Oh no. I don't know the full details as to how or why or what, but she found these text messages and they were from
Starting point is 00:36:17 another woman. It'd been going on for months and it was so in-depth that they'd had pet names for each other. They were telling each other they were telling each other that they loved each other oh so they were from months ago all the way up until the day before yeah so so not like a mistake it was a full-on affair it was a full-on affair situation and they were about to get married yeah so what do you think the logical thing call the wedding off exactly yeah call it off you know deal with it behind closed doors, whatever you want to do.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Yeah. Oh, no. She didn't say anything. She let the wedding go ahead. Everyone, her whole family, his whole family, friends, everyone gathered together. Yeah. Just as they were about to do the nuptials at the wedding ceremony, she goes, we need to stop this.
Starting point is 00:37:02 There's not going to be a wedding today. Oh, she's gone for the big dramatic. She's gone for the biggest dramatic reveal possible. She's had to, I mean, this is, I mean, it's her decision. Everything he did was premeditated and she's just done the same thing. Imagine sitting there though, having your makeup done. Your dad comes into the room, gives you a kiss, walks you down the aisle. You go through all of that stuff.
Starting point is 00:37:25 You drag all your family and your friends. How awkward is that situation? But they say, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Mate, she could have just put spray paint on his car or something like a normal woman. Last night, the New Zealand Music Awards. She could have done that. Like a normal woman. Brie and Clint on ZM. Last night, the New Zealand Music Awards. Your first one, did you enjoy it? I did.
Starting point is 00:37:52 God, the music was good. 660 were awesome. The performances were my favourite part, obviously, because that's the best part of the night. They were epic. Every single person that performed, every person, yeah, were awesome. Drax, awesome. Jess B.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Awesome. Sons of Zion. Awesome. Shefu, awesome. Robinson. Drax, awesome. Jess B. Awesome. Sons of Zion. Awesome. Shea Fu, awesome. Awesome. Robinson. Awesome. So good. Stan Walker.
Starting point is 00:38:10 So good. Man, we showed a lot of good stuff last night. It was a very, very good show. Afterwards, we went to an after party at a bar called Ostro. Yeah, very fancy place. Super fancy. Ritzy. One of the big record labels put it on.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Free booze, everybody. Yeah, I didn't even realise that. I was like, I'm not going to get any more drinks. Oh, because you thought you were paying for them? Yeah. Oh. I only realised halfway through. You left early.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Yeah, I had enough. You left at around 1am. Yeah. Why did you leave me alone by myself to get home? Because I could see in your eyes that you were in that mood. And I saw you charging on to three, maybe four. Yeah, well, around 2, 2.30, I thought, time to wrap it up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:52 And I smoke bombed out of there. And I don't know where in my brain, because obviously I'd had a few lemonades. And I decided that it was my personal mission last night at 2.30 to get Sal's Pizza. You get like this. That's your go-to end of the night meal, eh? I am obsessed with Sal's. I love it. Do they have Sal's Pizza all around the country now?
Starting point is 00:39:16 I know it's in a few places. You've got to think of it as New York style pizza. Yeah. Huge pizzas that you buy by the slice. Massive slices. It's delicious. And we don't have that back home in Aussie. No.
Starting point is 00:39:27 So when I got here to New Zealand, I was like, this is great. I love it. Anyway, I decided, because we were in the viaduct, I'd walk to the one that's kind of close to where we were. Yeah. It was about 800 metres away. Yeah. Walked there.
Starting point is 00:39:41 It was closed. Yeah. Oh. I then decided. It is a Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I didn't really think about that after i'd had however many drinks no i then trekked another kilometer to the other nearest one i didn't want to get into a cab or a road no where i went into the city yeah which is about a k closed yeah i then decided that I was not going home until I got sales.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Were you alone? I was alone. Wow. I was by myself. Yeah. I walked to K Road from the city. Now, Aucklanders will understand that, but I'm trying to think.
Starting point is 00:40:19 It's all uphill. Let me sum it up for you. It's a long, bloody way. You're wearing your party outfit? I was wearing my party outfit. A full two-piece suit. You know what you should have done? Yeah. You should have lime scooted. I know. You should have got a lime scooter. I was intoxicated. Oh, good boy. So
Starting point is 00:40:33 I didn't do that. I ended up walking all the way to K Road. I don't know how many K's that is. It's a fair few. You should check your Steps app. Mate, I did more than enough. Got to K Road. By the time I got there, because I checked before I walked there, open. By the time I got there, because it had taken me so long, closed.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Well done. Well done. You were doing the right thing, though. Was I? Yeah, because don't drink and fry, you know? You should always get takeaways. Plus, how many calories did you walk off? Can I say, you're looking fantastic. Thank you, Ray.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Especially because you didn't get any sales. Out where I live, which is in West Auckland, quite a lot of window washers and people who just stand at the traffic lights with signs asking for money. I see them quite a bit. Do you give money to those people? I have to say I'm one of the people that does. Yeah. I often, if I've got money on me, I will give money to those people? I have to say I'm one of the people that does. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:25 I often, if I've got money on me, I will give it to them. I gave a guy, yeah, I don't know. I think I had, I think it was a $5 maybe. We've talked about this before. I saw a guy give a bottle of wine out of his car, which at the time I was like, that is a weird thing to give. No, you've never told me that. That's interesting.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Have I not told you that one? No. Oh, well, that's another story. Were you sitting behind a guy in traffic no i was in the front of the queue and i gave the guy a coin and then i watched him go down the queue of cars and i saw a guy reach out the window and hand a bottle of red wine to the guy i wonder what type of wine it was yeah i mean it doesn't really matter no it doesn't matter i don't really picture the guy going 2016 i don't like that year not a great vintage to be honest i'm gonna say no um come back back when you've got more of that you know have you got a pinot gris
Starting point is 00:42:08 i had a guy yesterday he didn't he wasn't washing windows but he um came out onto the road just the motorway on ramp it was safe enough and he just had a sign and it said i'm hungry and i have nowhere to live and i have no money if you have any food or spare change, please. And I sort of looked in the coin tray of the car. Because if I've got coins, I'd rather give them to those guys than just, they're just going to sit in the car. Exactly. And I looked, there was nothing.
Starting point is 00:42:36 I was like, oh, sorry. And I gave him a wave. I was like, no, sorry, man. I don't have anything. And as he walked past, he put his hand Up to the Glass on my window For like a fist bump Through the glass Aww
Starting point is 00:42:48 And I was like Oh interesting And I did it to him And he smiled I gave him a smile And then he walked off And Something about it
Starting point is 00:42:57 I don't know Just made me go Oh man It was like way more Um Human I was gonna say It made him just appear to be
Starting point is 00:43:04 Yeah Just like one of us. So I read, and he was like real dirty. Like you could tell he wasn't just, he wasn't just out there to make some quick money kind of thing. And I don't know if anyone is actually doing that. They are. Are they? They are.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Well, I don't know about in New Zealand so much, but in Melbourne, in Melbourne, there are professional people who for a job will sit out on the street. I'm not saying it happens here, but I'm just saying it does happen. It might. And those people are really giving the people who are genuinely struggling, giving them a bad name. If this guy was doing that, he was doing it well because he had like, he likes like a black film all over his face anyway he walked off and i thought oh i need to i need to do a bit better than this and i reached into the back of the car and i pulled
Starting point is 00:43:48 out my wallet and there was a five dollar note in there and so i wound down the window and he walked like five cars past me since then then i gave the horn a little toot and i stuck the money out the window and he walked back and he looked at me and i don't know if many people would give notes and maybe that was the reason or something because he kind of paused. Or maybe do you think he was kind of confused because you originally said no. I said no. And then you all of a sudden had money. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:44:14 He didn't reach for the money. He sort of stood there and he said to me, are you sure? And I said, yeah, of course I'm sure. Can you take the money because the light's going to go green? That was the thing I was worried about. They were holding up the cars. Yeah. And he took the money and he leant down and he said, thank you.
Starting point is 00:44:28 And he said to me, he looked me right in the eye and he said, I'm really sorry for being a nuisance. I was like, oh, shit. And I said to the guy, you're not a nuisance, bro. And then I drove off. And for the whole day, that one thing, I just could not stop thinking about it. This guy and I don't know. It makes you re-evaluate kind of your life and what to be grateful for.
Starting point is 00:44:50 That's what it does. And I'm not trying to sound like a Mother Teresa here who gave a guy $5. That's not what this is meant to be about. What I took from it is this weird little $5 lesson where for the rest of the day I reflected on all of these things that I have and that I take for granted and how that $5 lesson where for the rest of the day, I reflected on all of these things that I have and that I take for granted and how that $5 note, it's like a coffee or something or maybe, maybe. It's nothing to you.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Sandwich. Yeah. That probably gave that guy dinner, you know, something, or, or he could have gone and got a shower or something. I don't know. I don't know. But it just made me, I don't know. It's just a nice thing to maybe reflect on Yeah That you can do something nice
Starting point is 00:45:25 For someone else And it's not always about you No And then And I know that it sounds like I'm now talking about it On the radio To make it sound like
Starting point is 00:45:32 It's about me I don't mean for it To be like that Well I'm taking it I'm taking it to be honest That I'm now gonna think about it Yeah And maybe hopefully
Starting point is 00:45:39 Someone in their car Or someone listening Will go Maybe I'll think about that Next time Yeah if that message gets across And if someone else else gives something this evening because of that, then great.
Starting point is 00:45:47 So, I don't know. What I'd take from it is... You're doing your bit, mate. Yeah, have a look around. Be grateful for what you've got. Yeah. There you go. Heartfelt message over.
Starting point is 00:45:54 For a Friday. Remember when you were growing up how there was like one or two names that everybody had? Yeah, Laquisha. No, I don't think you had many Laquishas in the country Queensland. No, there was tons. Heaps.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Okay, none. For me, there was Aaron's and Matt's. Yeah, a lot of Matt's for me too because we grew up in the same time. Yeah, my brother's an Aaron. Is he? Yeah. It was just a, I don't know, there must have been like a celebrity Aaron at the time and everyone's like, oh, hot name.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Made it super popular. Gotta give my son that name. Who's the celebrity that has the name Aaron? Don't know. That's why Tom was probably popular. Tom. Tom Cruise. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Maybe. And Brad. There was a lot of Brads. Yes, good point. Brad Pitt. There's a list that's just been released of what the most popular names will be in 2028. Interesting. So kids being born now, they're looking at the names that they're getting.
Starting point is 00:46:42 And in 10 years time, these will be all those kids. And in 20 years' time, these will be the people that are in da clubs. Laquisha. No, not Laquisha. The most popular girls' names? Yeah. Charlotte. Charlotte.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Is there a Princess Charlotte? Yes. One of the royal kids is Princess Charlotte. Amelia. Okay. Harper. That is one of my kids' names. I mean, my future kids.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I was just going to say, whoa, we've been hiding that thing. Who was looking after your kid when we were drinking last night? Emma. That's what I want to name one of my kids. Okay, sure. Harper. You're not meant to say that out loud, by the way. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:47:17 But we're here now. Emma. Okay. That's timeless. Olivia. Evelyn. Evelyn? Evelyn.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Evelyn. That's an old person name. It's a. Olivia. Evelyn. Evelyn? Evelyn. Evelyn? That's an old person name. It's a fancy name. Yeah. Same with Charlotte, though. That's a real la-di-da. They sound like rich kids, eh? Don't they?
Starting point is 00:47:35 Mia, Aria, Ava, and Sophia are the most popular girls' names for 2028. The most popular boys' names. Yep. Liam. Okay. Liam Hemsworth. popular boys' names. Yep. Liam. Okay. Liam Hemsworth. Liam Hemsworth. Yep.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Mateo. Really? I don't know where Mateo comes from. Mateo. Maverick. Maverick. Yeah, Top Gun 2 is being released soon. Maverick.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Who's naming their kid Maverick? That's not a name. That's a nickname. I'd rather name my kid Goose. Noah. Like the guy who had the ark. Very biblical. No, I haven't heard of that guy. Who had an ark? Another old one.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Lincoln. Ape Lincoln. Lincoln. You know how some names just aren't baby names? Little Baby Lincoln. Does he have a beard? Little Baby Evelyn. Lucas Henry Theodore. My brother
Starting point is 00:48:27 Theo's a cute name I guess. My brother nearly got called Theodore. Theodore. Theodore. But these are all dead presidents. Yeah they are too. Jackson with an X and Oliver. Ollie. I don't mind Ollie. No I don't mind Ollie.
Starting point is 00:48:43 I wonder when my nan's name's gonna come back into fashion. What was your nan's name? Edna. I don't mind Ollie. No, I don't mind Ollie. I wonder when my Nan's name is going to come back into fashion. What was your Nan's name? Edna. Might be a little while. Okay.

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