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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast Intro.
Brought to you today by Pringles.
You'll find out why it's brought to you by Pringles later in the podcast.
Oh no, how many Pringles did you just...
Not that many.
About 20 Pringles I reckon.
Yeah, why is a Pringle so good?
Is it chemicals?
I don't know.
It doesn't taste like a potato.
Different texture
Do you know some of the
World's best snack foods
People hate when we eat
On the mic
Podcasts are different though
They're special
But yeah I'll stop
I'll stop
No it's not just you
I'm doing it too
Oh I've got a sharp
Pringle stuck in my throat
Oh
Some of the world's best
Snacks Are made from offcuts
and they're reinventing shit bits of food
that weren't used in the actual production process.
For example, Wicked Wings.
Arguably the best piece of chicken on the KFC menu.
I love Wicked Wings.
They're the wings that nobody wanted.
Because everybody, when they go to KFC,
when they were getting original recipe
were getting drumsticks
and breasts and thighs
but the wings didn't have enough chicken on them.
So they reinvent them. Wings are my favourite.
They flash fry them and they cover them
in something else and all of a sudden the shitty
product that you didn't want in your KFC
is now one of the best things on the menu.
That's what I think Pringles might be. What do you think all
Italian cooking is based off?
Leftovers?
Literally.
You think of any Italian dish,
minestrone is literally every bit of food
that they didn't use through the week,
like the offcuts of pasta
or all the leftover vegetables
that they put in a pot.
Chuck it in a pot.
That's minestrone, yeah.
Do you know my favourite pasta to have
is the one,
Jamie Oliver does this, and
whenever he's making pasta,
if you get a spaghetti or you get a
you get the broken bits of spaghetti
or the ears of macaroni
or whatever is pasta shells,
keep more in a jar until you've got enough to make
a meal just of random pasta bits.
Yeah, that's a minestrone jar.
We've always had one in my house.
And you get a real fun-looking pasta dish.
Today on the show, and this won't be weird to Americans,
because you guys have got great food over there,
we got sent deep-fried, cornflake-coated pickles.
And they were outrageously good.
Delicious.
Oh, I feel like buffalo wings.
Same.
God, I love buffalo wings
Why do they call them buffalo wings?
Because the sauce was invented in buffalo I think
I don't really like them
Sorry guys
I'm really sorry
She doesn't know what she likes
Buffalo wings are amazing
Three hours ago she told us she didn't like pickles
Those tasted nothing like pickles
And then she ate a whole box of pickles
They are legitimately the best pickles They're from Detroit No but those tasted nothing like pickles. And then she ate a whole box of pickles. They are legitimately the best pickles. They're from Detroit.
No, no, no, but they taste nothing like pickles.
Because they're covered in deep fried. When have you had
buffalo wings? Oh, like
you know, people always have them at pubs
but I don't really like the taste of the sauce.
Have you had the ones up at the place where we go?
I think it's buffalo sauce. You don't like ranch?
Pardon? Ranch dressing?
Blue cheese dressing?
Oh, I see.
Ranch dressing. Blue cheese. Ranch dressing.
I'm sorry, guys.
That was ranch dressing today.
That and peri-peri.
We've had this discussion.
Get out.
Peri-peri and buffalo, I don't like them.
I'm really sorry.
So you don't like spicy food then?
No, I like curries.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I don't know.
It's just something weird.
But I can appreciate that you guys like it.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Peri Peri is fantastic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we talked about this last week.
She has a younger, less refined palate.
No, you're not there yet.
You're just not.
When you eat blue cheese, blah.
It's because you're 22.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, do you not like blue cheese?
Pardon?
No, it's okay.
A mild blue cheese.
Red wine?
You like red wine? Trying to. We have's okay. A mild blue cheese. Red wine? You like red wine?
Trying to.
We have red wine.
See, so that's a no.
Do you like, what else is there?
Mushrooms.
Do you like mushrooms?
No, you're just targeting me because you know that I love mushrooms.
No, these are the things.
That are not even fine.
I'm trying very hard, but mushrooms are just disgusting.
Oysters?
I don't eat seafood.
Okay, oysters is a hard one.
No, but that's because you're not there yet.
You're not there yet.
Actually, I don't think this is a maturity thing.
I think this is a fussy thing.
No.
I hated mushrooms when I was your age,
and now it's like my favorite thing ever.
God, mushrooms are so good.
There's so many different types.
Enoki, shitake mushrooms.
As I call them.
Shitake.
Magic mushrooms.
Yeah.
They're good. They're're good Never heard of those
Anastasia went home
To Christchurch
Where she's from
Over the weekend
Yeah
She went to the
Races down there
It's a big event
In the Christchurch calendar
The second out of
Three weekends in a row
I'm going home
Did you pass any boys?
No
Not this races
No
Okay
Any boys on your radar
Because you're going back
To Christchurch again
Next weekend
Nah
Nah
There was a boy
I did have a patch
The weekend before
Yeah
But I'm getting
To long distance
And shit
No
No no no
That's a bad idea
So I'm very much single
And not interested
In the Christchurch mass
It makes your life hell
It obviously does
Yeah
Yeah
And anyone who's been In a long-term, long-distance relationship would know that.
Totally.
Yeah.
No, I'm too young for that anyways.
Yeah, you don't even like blue cheese.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to like blue cheese.
What do you have?
When you have wine and cheese, if you don't like red wine and you don't like blue cheese,
what do you have?
Camembert.
Well, I have a hard cheese.
No, well, I do haveie camembert is okay.
Cheese slice. I like Dutch cheeses
like this one called Old Amsterdam
which is really nice. Like a
holder.
Yeah? No? What?
What the hell is she talking about?
Old Amsterdam. What the hell
is that? They're these hard cheeses.
Are you disrespecting me?
Old Amsterdam. Brie's literally named after cheese. What the hell is that? They're these hard cheeses. Are you disrespecting me? No, no.
Old Amsterdam.
Bree's literally named after cheese.
Don't come in here with cheeses she doesn't know about.
Oh, sorry.
You said I'm just all right.
Bree's just a bit back.
Oh, shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sorry, Anastasia, but you're cancelled
I mean the cheese
Stop the person
If you want to talk basic
Then you go Amsterdam cheeses
Compared to Italiano cheeses
They're basic
I'm really sorry guys
Bring us an old Amsterdam
Should I get something down in Christchurch
Should we have a smorgasbord?
Shut up in a bun, guys.
Have you ever been to a party or gone out to dinner
and someone's gone, oh, who really feels like Dutch food?
God, I'm craving Dutch food.
Some Fritz and Cro-Kids, yes.
Who have you ever heard someone say that?
My dad.
Who's Dutch?
That doesn't count.
Have you ever?
Now, have you ever heard someone go, oh, let's go to Italian.
How good's Italian food?
I'm not.
No, I'm still dirty over that basic comment.
You bitch.
No, no.
All I'm going to say is that, yes, you know,
everyone loves Italian food.
There's heaps of restaurants here, heaps of takeaways.
Nah, put her mic down.
It's just not normal over here.
Put her mic down.
All right.
Well.
Sorry.
Things are getting heated up here.
Should we arm wrestle?
Should we arm wrestle to settle it?
No, I'll lose.
No, I don't think you would.
I'm more strong lower body than upper body.
I'm weak.
Oh, no. Lower body is Bree's domain too
But you're welcome to leg wrestle if you guys like
Remember that leg wrestle that went viral
Not that long ago
Yeah how did they do it
It was like you laid down opposite each other
And then you'd like
Do I need to be wearing pants
And then you have to push your leg down onto each other
And roll the other person over
Oh yeah
That's quite good actually
All of these things sound like an injury to me now
Now that I'm on this side of 30 All of these physical challenges like an injury to me now. Now that I'm on
this side of 30, all of these physical challenges
I'm like, that sounds like a month of AC.
We could do knee rugby. That's always a good time.
What the hell is knee rugby? You play rugby but on your
knees. That sounds horrible.
I'm over this. I'm 30.
I can't do that shit anymore.
You do it inside. Yeah, well you can eat
black blue cheese, so.
Yeah, well that's a plus head I'd rather eat blue cheese
Than play rugby on my knees
Each to their own
Crab soccer
What about crab soccer
What's crab soccer
Did you guys play crab soccer
At school
Where you're on your
Hands and knees
But you're
Oh that's the worst
You have pelvis
Faces the roof
Oh my gosh
And you crab around
You walk around like a crab
Like a bridge
And you gotta kick the ball
Oh that would hurt
No
Nah it's fine.
Never played that.
And probably a good tricep and abdominal workout.
Just very tiresome.
My back hurts just thinking about that.
Well, let's all go home and have a nice old Amsterdam.
I've never seen that cheese.
No, I've never seen it either.
I'll bring some in Christchurch.
No, bring it tomorrow.
No, in Christchurch.
Is it better than parmesan blue cheese?
No.
They're white.
They're white butter.
Parmesan's a topping.
Oh, sorry.
Have I said too much?
What are you talking about?
I don't know anything about food.
I've never heard half these things.
She's 22.
I'm feeling like old Amsterdam. looks like a gouda.
What's wrong with a gouda?
It looks like a gouda.
It's like a cheddar.
No, no, no.
Gouda is a boring soft cheese.
I said gouda after that.
I said like an old Amsterdam or like a gouda.
Is that how you say it?
What?
Are you hocking your lip?
Pardon you.
Gouda's a great cheese.
No, it's gouda. Gouda is a great cheese. No, it's chowder.
Chowder is a great cheese.
I thought I was...
Oh, my God, my Dutch friend introduced me to gouda.
Is that why?
To chowder?
Yeah.
Gouda tastes like plastic.
Well, you know what?
There's some pregnant women out there who can only eat a chowder at the moment
because they can't have a soft cheese.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But there's heaps of other hard cheeses.
Okay, question.
Can they have cheddar?
Do you guys
Oh then get a cheddar in you
Do you guys count those slices
That are like plastic cheese
Do you count that as cheese?
No
Or is that not?
Yeah
Like a cheese
Is it the plastic wrapped stuff
The processed cheese?
It's a type of cheese
A guy at work the other day
Was making a toasty with one
Oh no see that's
No no no
Does that melt?
The only place that's...
He's castled.
But on a cheeseburger, lovely.
Really?
Plastic cheese?
I think so.
What do you think they put on there?
Nah, but the plastic cheese at McDonald's is better than the plastic cheese at the Supo.
Yeah, I don't know how that...
Yeah, it is.
I feel like it's similar.
No, I feel like it's a little bit more cheesy.
That's a plastic cheddar that they've got.
Yeah.
Whereas the supermarket's its own plastic flavour.
I have not bought cheese singles.
Yeah.
Oh, cheese singles.
Yeah, that's right.
Bega.
Better buy Bega.
Cheese singles are better than that ripper cheese.
Did you guys have to?
Oh, yeah.
I didn't rate that.
I just want to eat it all in one.
That tasted like plastic.
That's what I picture old Amsterdam to taste like.
Well, this Friday we'll find out.
Set a countdown timer on Instagram.
This Friday we try. I'm only tasting it if you
taste blue cheese.
I don't want to. Why?
Because it's all mouldy. That's what cheese
is.
What do you think old bloody
Amsterdam is?
It's a mouldy organism.
Amsterdam is. Alright, we mouldy organ, isn't it? Old Amsterdam.
All right, we're about the end of our cheese chat.
Anybody need a Pringle before we go?
Oh, you split.
Oh, no, it's too hard.
Come over here.
No, no, there's one over there.
No, come over here.
These ones are on the ground.
Do not have those.
Come over here.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
Come and bite on the end of my Pringles Jump and come over
My Pringles stick
See ya
Why is the dolphin not goddamn splashing?
It's in one ear
Yeah
One button
Yeah
I like the manual one
Oh my god
Hey Google
What's the time?
It's 3pm
Give or take a minute
Alexa
Play ZM on iHeart Radio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
G'day everybody, welcome to the show, Bree and Clint.
Forgot to turn the mics on for a Monday.
There's a little switch in the studio which you have to turn to like make the studio work.
And every now and then
I forget to flip it.
I think it's every second day.
Every now and then.
Okay.
Okay, every now and then.
We'll say every now and then
to make it sound better.
Every now and then
is not a defined number.
So leave it up
to people's imaginations.
Hey, Totem,
I hear you guys
bloody showed up
for Friday Okie on Friday.
How good?
Yeah, it was like, to be honest, it was an amazing turnout.
There was some amazing, like, everyone was so talented, so lovely.
I just want to give a shout out to everyone that came down to Miss G's
because I had the best time, like, meeting people.
Everyone was so lovely and it felt like we were all there as a little family,
like, going through this experience together. It was awesome. I heard it was so lovely and it felt like we were all there as a little family like going through
this experience together.
It was awesome.
I heard it was so full
that people actually
got turned away.
Yeah, it was like capacity.
That's outrageous.
This is our first
ever sold out gig.
Yeah, it was huge
and when the winner
took the stage
to do the,
because they do an encore
when you win it.
Yeah.
I've turned around
and it just looked like
an actual like concert. Yeah, right. I've turned around and it just looked like an actual concert.
Yeah, right.
People were just going nuts.
It was awesome.
I couldn't make that one and I'm gutted,
but I'm so excited about this Friday in Christchurch at the Carlton.
Same deal.
Opens at 7.
It's free and we give away another $500 to the best singer in Christchurch this time.
That's right.
So, yeah, we'd love to see you, Christchurch.
So come and see us.
We'll be, yeah, at the Carlton Bar.
It'll be the first Friday Okie in the South Island Yeah, that's correct
Perfect
Okay, up next on the show I want to talk about crazy people essentially
People who are living life too dangerously
People who are way out there on the ledge
Risk takers
Risk takers
Danger men and women
Unnecessary as well.
Just like way, way too much.
Are we talking base jumping?
No, not talking base jumping.
Okay.
Are we talking big wave surfers?
No, not talking big wave surfing.
We're talking people who don't put a case on their phone.
Oh, God.
That is the craziest type of person.
I know.
I know.
I know this is triggering for some people.
So wild.
We've got to talk about it next.
ZM.
I've always been warned.
Bree and Clint.
I saw a friend on the weekend and I was like, damn, he must be doing all right.
Because he had the brand new iPhone.
And by that, I mean the brand new iPhone, the iPhone 12.
Big Gay Gorgeous Al went out and bought it.
Yeah, he must be doing well.
He's always updating stuff.
Can you get an iPhone on Afterpay?
I'm pretty sure you can, yeah.
Oh, right.
I think.
So the person that you're seeing with a brand new iPhone 12,
either doing really well or they're like leveraged up to the eyeballs.
Yeah.
They've got so much debt going on.
You always look at someone who gets the new phone really early
and I'm always like, oh, fancy.
I always want to know what phone they had just before that.
Like what was it about your previous phone that meant you had to get the new one as soon
as it came out?
Maybe they were due for an upgrade.
Yeah.
Like, your friend might have been really due.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe.
And what I'm about to tell you, possibly he definitely did need a replacement phone.
So, the new iPhone that he had is the iPhone 12 Pro Max, which is the top of the top.
That's the nice one.
That's got the three cameras at the back.
Three cameras, yeah.
It's got the flat edges now like an iPhone 5.
The cheapest one of these, I've just been Googling it,
the cheapest one, if you get like the 112 gig, is $2,100.
And he's not using a case on it.
What are you doing, mate?
He's just walking around with his phone with no case.
Naked phone.
Complete nude phone.
I always look at people like that and think,
do you have a death wish?
Exactly right.
Or do you have so much money that you just don't care?
Do you feel sorry for people if they don't have a case
and something happens and they drop it? Do you feel sorry for them?
So he's had it for a week. He's dropped
it hasn't he? He's already dropped it. Of course he has.
It's always slippery as hell when you
don't have a case on it. He's got a crack in the bottom
corner of his brand new iPhone 12.
I don't feel sorry for him. He deserves
it. He does. He's not
a case person. What does that
mean? Are you too cool
to protect your phone? He's a no caser. But in his defense. What does that mean? Are you too cool to protect your phone?
He's a no-caser.
That you paid $2,000 for.
He's a no-caser.
These people will exist.
Are you that rich?
Some people like the nude aesthetic of it.
And I've heard some people even say,
this is the way that Steve Jobs wanted it to be used.
And that's why they don't have a case on it.
Me, I'm not a no-caser.
I have a case on permanently.
I always have a case on. And guess what? I've never cracked my iPhone screen. Me, I'm not a no-caser. I have a case on permanently. I always have a case on and
guess what? I've never cracked my iPhone screen. Me neither. Ever. I've never cracked any of
my phone screens. Yeah, because I've got a case on it. Yeah. The new Samsungs come with
a case. Yeah. When you buy these ones, they put a case in the box because they know you're
supposed to use a case. Yeah. I just think, oh, how much money do you have? Ross Boss
is a no-caser. Yeah. He's a no-caser. What is he doing? But he's on a work phone.
I know.
Look, I can agree with people who, like, when you ask them,
they're like, it looks way better.
And I'm like, yes, I agree with you.
But do you think, like, models that run on the catwalk and stuff go out nude?
No.
They have to put clothes on to protect their bodies.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's what they're wearing their clothes for.
But do you know what I mean?
Like, just because they look better nude
doesn't mean they have to, you know?
Lots of things look better without the protection on,
but you use it because you have to.
Yeah, it's safe.
I wonder if we can talk to some no cases this afternoon.
I'm wondering if there are people out there.
And how many times have you broken a phone?
Yeah, or maybe you have never broken a phone
and you don't care about the case.
Maybe you are perfect with phones
and you've never used a case because there's no need for one. broken a phone and you don't care about the case. Maybe you are perfect with phones and you've never used a case
because there's no need for one.
Does that exist?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where are these people?
These weird, confident, rich?
Living on the edge.
Yeah, dangerous people.
0800 dial ZM.
Or you can text us on 9696.
We want to talk to no cases.
People who don't put cases on their phones.
Is that you?
What sort of phone have you got?
Because there's some phones you wouldn't bother putting a case on too.
Yeah, true.
We're talking to the bravest people or the stupidest people,
we don't know yet, in the country this afternoon,
people who don't use a phone case.
I always notice it.
Yeah.
And I think I notice it because I am so clumsy that I always,
and I'm always worried to touch someone's phone
that doesn't have a case on it.
Someone texted us and said, no case equals no children.
Kids are always dropping your phone.
If someone doesn't have a case on their phone,
you know they don't have any kids.
Oh, I don't know if that's the truth.
Right, some people are just mad dogs.
We've got some on.
Michaela's here.
Hi, Michaela.
Michaela.
Oh, hi.
You mad dog. Do you not have a. Michaela's here. Hi, Michaela. Michaela. Oh, hi. You mad dog.
Do you not have a case on your phone?
No, no.
I don't have a case on my phone.
What sort of phone are you rolling?
Samsung S9 Plus.
Oh, yeah?
That's a good phone.
Why don't you have a case on there?
Well, this might sound really silly,
but the charging port on my phone
stopped working just in
COVID, and so I can only
use the wireless charger, and it can't charge
with the case on.
So I'm too lazy to take
the case on and off and on and off every time
I charge it.
Okay, you've got a practical reason for not using
the case. Yeah, that's a good reason, actually. I'd
hate to be putting the case on and off.
God, we're lazy, eh? So lazy. Annabelle, hi. Hi. You're a good reason, actually. I'd hate to be putting a case on and off. God, we're lazy, eh?
So lazy.
Annabelle, hi.
Hi.
You're a no-caser.
Yes, I am.
Why?
Well, I've had my phone for about three years.
I drop it every day and it has no cracks.
How?
What kind of phone? Are you calling people on a brick?
No, it's an iPhone 6.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, iPhone 6. iPhone 6 is a pretty sturdy phone. That phone's so old that It's an iPhone 6. Oh, yeah. Oh, iPhone 6.
iPhone 6 is a pretty sturdy phone.
That phone's so old that it's calcified.
Yeah, and I'm trying to push it to its limits.
Yeah, right, right, right.
Sometimes it's good to just test things, you know, Annabelle?
Yeah.
Are you talking on it right now?
Yep.
Why don't you drop it?
Okay, no.
No, don't make her because then...
She said she drops it every day. If she drops it and it breaks, you're paying for it. Okay. No. No, don't make her because then... She said she drops it every day.
If she drops it and it breaks, you're
paying for it. I know as soon as I
mean to, it will break. Yeah, don't drop that
phone. That's karma asking
for it. Yeah, true. Let's go to Tom.
Hi, Tom. G'day, Tom. G'day, how's it going?
No case of Tom? Yeah,
I am, but at the moment
I have to have one on because my partner
has made me since I've broken too many phones.
Sounds like a smart partner, Tom.
What do you do for a job, Tom?
I'm a dairy farmer and I've had eight iPhones
and I wouldn't know how many shitty phones I've had.
Have you ever lost one in one of the cows?
Not in the cow, but everywhere else.
Why would the phone go in the cow?
Because they... What? I know what happens with dairy cows. Yeah, but who's putting the phone in there?, but everywhere else. Why would the phone go in the cow? Because they...
What?
I know what happened.
Dairy cows.
Yeah, but who's putting the phone in there?
I don't know.
You make a mistake.
You put the wrong hand in the cow.
I can understand if you lost your Apple Watch in there,
but not the phone.
What if you're talking on the phone,
then all of a sudden you put your hand in
and it's got the phone in there?
Who knows?
Hey, thanks, Tom.
Finally, Jill, our last no-caser.
Hi, Jill.
Hi, Jill.
Hey, hey.
How are you?
You don't use a case on your phone?
Well, actually, it's not me.
It's my 14.
Well, he's almost 14.
I tell you what, I have bought that many cases for him to go on his iPhone 6, and I don't
know about your previous caller, but indestructible phone, but that's definitely not the case
for him.
Yeah, right.
He's got his phone so many times.
I've replaced his screen five, and he's even managed to bend the aluminium surrounding on the phone, which is apparently quite hard to do. Wait, who is it?
Who are you?
He's playing you for a chump, Jill.
He's playing you like a fiddle.
If he doesn't put a case on the phone, he gets no phone,
or he can get a 3315
Oh he tells me that it's hard to put the charger in and stuff
I mean the charger works
But he reckons it's hard with the big indestructible case
That I apparently bought
I think you're being taken for a ride here Jill
Oh Jill
You're going to put your foot down Jill
Right
Alright well you're listening to two
Don't worry okay you're listening to two sensible
Cased phone people
on the radio this afternoon.
Hey, you know Jill, we should have a chat to her son
and say back in our day we had to call people on the Udian landline.
The Uniden.
The Uniden.
And then we'll see if he puts a case on it.
A bit of sad news out of the celeb world
where Jason Seducus
and Olivia Wilde have announced they're breaking up.
Oh, no, not celebrities in Hollywood whose relationship didn't last.
I mean, it is pretty sad.
They've got a couple of kids.
They've been engaged for seven years, but they've decided, yeah,
they're going to go their separate ways before tying the knot.
Seven years.
Seven years they've been engaged.
Whoa.
But.
You know, you know, you know by that stage you're not getting married.
No.
Well, I think it's really interesting, this story,
and I totally agree with them on this because they've kind of said,
or actually it was him that said, so maybe it wasn't from both of them,
but he was like, you know, we got engaged and, you know, that was great.
And then we ended up, stuff happened and we didn't end up getting the wedding done.
To the altar.
And then we had a couple of kids and by the time we had some kids, we thought, you know, I mean, that's a bigger commitment than marriage.
Yeah.
Having a couple of kids and we didn't need to get married.
I hope she felt the same way.
Yeah, I hope she felt that.
Because if it's just one of you that's going,
oh, I wouldn't even need to get married,
but the other one desperately wants to get married,
there's a breakdown in communication there.
How long do you think it is before you're not getting married?
Like how long does the engagement need to last where you go,
oh, it's probably not going to happen?
Yeah.
I feel like everyone's different.
Because long engagements are a thing.
And some people plan for a long engagement.
They go, let's get engaged.
We won't get married until later down the track,
like a couple of years away.
But what's the line?
Is it like if you're engaged and there hasn't been a wedding date set
for two years, three years?
Probably two years, I'd say.
Right.
Yeah, usually, I don't know, usually people get engaged
and then they get married either the year or the year after.
Most people get swept up in the hype of the engagement
because that's the exciting bit.
You're like, all right, we're engaged, let's start planning some stuff,
let's send out some invites.
That would be me.
Right.
I'd be like, let's have a rest, let's go travelling. All right. That'd be fun. That would be me. Right. I'd be like, let's have a rest. Let's
go travelling. Alright. That'd be
fun. That's the honeymoon. No,
you don't wait till the
honeymoon. Get that done before and
then after. Yeah, alright, okay. And then
just travel all the time, but not at the moment.
Not at the moment. Not at the moment.
Yeah, at the moment you're lucky to even
get the wedding away in some cases. Do you have
any friends that have been engaged for a long time?
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think.
I don't think so.
No.
I can't think of any of my friends.
It's generally, you're right, it's generally a one-year turnaround.
18 months, one-year turnaround from engagement to the wedding.
The only...
In my experience.
Yeah, yeah.
The only friends of mine that I can think of,
I've got some friends back home in Aussie
who are in a few same-sex couple relationships.
One of my, two of my friends, they were engaged for eight years
because they couldn't get married.
Oh, they legally weren't allowed to get married.
Yeah, and then Australia actually got with the bloody times in 2016
and allowed, you know.
They should have come over here.
Lots of Aussies were coming to New Zealand to get married.
It doesn't, like, and that's amazing.
Yeah.
But it doesn't mean you have the same rights and everything
when you go back to Australia.
Oh, right, right, right.
So you can, yeah, get the piece of paper here in New Zealand,
but as soon as you go back home, it doesn't mean much.
Your friends who couldn't get married because of the law,
when the law changed, did they get married?
They got married that day.
Yeah, right. Yeah. Because imagine that, the law changes and they're like, one of them law changed did they get married that day yeah right yeah
because imagine that the law changes and they're like one of them goes we can get married now
the other one's like yeah well we could just um we could just wait a little bit longer another
eight years i think pretty feel it out yeah it was a it was a pretty touching story though
yeah they waited for eight years and then they were like we're not waiting one more day to
commit to each other we're gonna marry to marry right here, right now.
It was pretty amazing.
Yeah, that's cool.
Let's take some stories on long engagements.
Yeah, how long were you engaged for?
And maybe like Jason Sudeikis, you never made it down the aisle.
Yeah, maybe you ended up having kids and then, you know, life gets busy.
Yeah.
Or maybe, you know, you were waiting the whole time and you're like,
what the hell are we doing?
Let's get married. Or maybe during the long engagement you realise that you actually waiting the whole time and you're like, what the hell are we doing? Let's get married.
Or maybe during the long engagement,
you realise that you actually hate the person
that you're engaged to.
And that's why it went for a long time.
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What was the result of your long engagement?
How did it turn out?
Yeah.
Keep with some happy stories too.
Yeah, good, bad, ugly.
We'll take them all.
We'll totally have someone of you actually got married. That's fine as well. Of course, yeah. It's Keep with some happy stories too. Yeah, good, bad, ugly. We'll take them all. We'll totally have someone
of you actually got married.
That's fine as well.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
It's not all doom and gloom.
Bree and Clint.
How long was the engagement?
Was it a long winded,
had a couple of kids,
bought a house,
got a dog,
got a cat,
bought another house,
sold that house,
had another kid.
Broke up for a bit.
Broke up for a bit,
got back together.
One of us died.
And then you decided, hey, let's get married in Vegas.
Let's actually go through with this thing.
Jason Sadoukas and Olivia Wilde, after a seven-year-long engagement,
they had a couple of kids.
They lived together, obviously, had houses.
They've decided to call it quits, unfortunately.
Seven years.
They never made it to the altar.
My opinion is if you haven't gone down the aisle in seven years, you're probably not
going to. But I could be wrong, okay?
I feel like you could be wrong.
Let's get some people on who've had long engagements. Casey's here. Hi, Casey.
Hi, Casey.
Hey.
Is it you, mate, that's had a long engagement?
No, it was actually my dad.
Okay, how long?
They were engaged for 12 years.
Jeez.
Him and your mum or him and his partner?
No, him and his partner, well, now wife,
they actually got married on Saturday.
Oh, they did get married, yay.
It can end in a wedding.
And why do you think, Casey, they took so long?
Well, there was one break of the engagement in between, but I guess they both had really busy lives. What do you mean a break of the engagement in between,
but I guess they both had really busy lives.
What do you mean a break of the engagement?
They called off the engagement for a bit?
Yes, they did about five years in.
Did they call the relationship off or just the engagement?
The whole thing, relationship, engagement.
I was going to say, who's calling off the engagement
but not the relationship?
I don't know.
Imagine if you asked me and then you go,
hey, do you mind if I take the engagement back?
But I still want to be your girlfriend, your boyfriend.
Love you.
Love you still though.
Just don't want this hypothetical marriage hanging over our head for a bit.
Not keen on the whole committing to you for the rest of my life thing.
Oh, I don't know how it works, all right?
Thanks, Casey.
Yvonne's here.
Hi, Yvonne.
Hi, Yvonne.
Hi.
How are you? Good, thanks. Was it you that had right? Thanks, Casey. Yvonne's here. Hi, Yvonne. Hi, Yvonne. Hi. How are you?
Good, thanks.
Was it you that had a long engagement?
Yeah.
How long?
You sound a bit frustrated, Yvonne.
Oh, no.
15 years and counting.
Whoa.
Wait, you're still in the long engagement.
Yeah, we've been together 25 years.
And 15 years ago.
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed?
Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed? Who proposed?. And 15 years ago. Who proposed? Him or you? He did.
Okay, and why haven't you got married yet?
Life's spot on the way, just busy lives.
I think my daughter's probably going to get married before I do.
I thought Yvonne was going to say, haven't made up my mind yet.
I want you to really freak him out one time this week.
You should go out and get some wedding dress brochures
or some wedding venue brochures and just leave
them on the bench in the kitchen.
It's probably more me
that's the freaking outfit than him.
He's the more keen one.
Big families,
the thought of the whole
getting
dressed up and doing speeches.
15 years, you don't want to rush into years. You don't want to rush into it.
Yeah, you don't want to rush these things.
How many kids have you had, Yvonne?
I've got two kids through a previous relationship.
And, yeah, my daughter's engaged.
Is she?
Double banger.
Have a dual wedding.
Double wedding.
Double wedding.
I've heard that before.
I've had that suggested.
Can you imagine your daughter? She'd be like, piss off, Mum. Get your own day I've had that suggested. Can you imagine your daughter?
She'd be like, piss off, mum, get your own day.
You had 15 years.
Finally, Georgina, tell us about the long engagement.
So it's my auntie and my uncle.
They've been engaged for about 35 plus years.
35 year engagement.
Yeah, they've had four kids and seven grown children and I think
that's what they got around to.
They're not getting married. Do they refer to each other
as fiancé?
No, I think, no.
No, they go,
this is my girlfriend.
This is my baby mama.
Yeah, yeah. This is the chick
I'm seeing.
What did you say, Georgina?
Everyone's just got used to it now.
It's just sort of, it's just been the norm.
Yeah, right.
35 years.
Wow.
One day it'll happen and it'll be a great surprise.
I think that's Vegas.
Yeah, it should be.
You gotta do Vegas.
God, imagine you get married after 35 years and then it doesn't work out.
Yeah, well, you gave it a good shot, didn't you?
Right?
The wedding was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Yeah, right.
Bree and Clint.
Have we all watched Emily in Paris on Netflix?
Yeah, I put it on when I didn't need to concentrate.
Right.
It was like one of those kind of, you know, easy watch.
By the makers of Sex and the City,
one of the biggest Netflix TV series of 2020.
And Netflix have just confirmed that Emily in Paris
will be back for season deux.
Un deux.
Is that French?
French for two.
Oh.
For season deux.
What else can you say in French?
Baguette.
Baguette?
Yep.
Is that a baguette?
It'll be back for season two in 2021, probably in October.
So about a year away from that.
They also revealed at the same time that we've been saying it wrong.
We've been saying the name of the show wrong.
It's not Emily in Paris.
They said in a tweet, friendly reminder that Emily in Paris is supposed to be pronounced with a French accent.
So Emily in Paris is supposed to be pronounced with a French accent. So Emily in Paris actually rhyme.
And I couldn't figure out what they meant because I can't do a French accent.
But then I realised Brie can do a French accent.
So could you please help us?
It says they're meant to rhyme.
I can't do a French accent.
I can only do Italiano.
No, you've got a French in there somewhere.
So can you give it to us?
Emily in Paris is meant to us? Emily in Paris.
It's meant to rhyme in a French accent.
I think it's meant
to actually say
Emily in Paris.
See, I knew you could do it.
But it doesn't really
rhyme that well.
Doesn't rhyme that well.
Emily in Paris.
Oh, it kind of does.
Yeah, it kind of does.
If you say it
in that inflection, yeah.
Got me thinking.
If Emily is in Paris, where would we be?
Oh.
Like, rhyming places for our name.
Chedon, Shelley.
Ho, ho, ho.
And your name rhymes with Paris, but that's, sorry, that's.
That's, yeah, that's what I said.
I was like, three in Paris.
No, no, no.
No, Paris is taken.
It's taken.
My name rhymes way better.
That's where Emily is.
That's where Emily is. You can't be there. Emily can way better. That's where Emily is. That's where Emily is.
You can't be there.
Emily can piss off.
She's had her time.
Trying to do my name
and I'm really struggling.
The best I've got is
Clint in Flint.
Where's Flint?
It's in Michigan, America.
Sounds delightful.
Or I've got Clinton,
my full name,
in Clinton,
the South Island town after which I was named.
Clinton in Clinton.
My name rhymes with heaps of stuff.
Do you want to hear it?
Yeah, where are you going?
Bree in Fiji.
Oh, Bree in Fiji's good.
Bree in Parmi.
Yeah, Bree in Parmi, yeah.
Bree in Italy.
Yeah.
And my favourite, Breeie in KFC.
Yeah, that's good too.
I had Brie in Tikawiti.
Oh, yeah.
Brie in Pukakohe.
And Brie in Mullumbimby.
Oh, Mullumbimby.
Yeah.
Good spot.
Let's go around the room.
Producer Anastasia, I know you're very excited to reveal where you are.
So where's Anastasia?
Oh, your channel's not working.
She's nowhere.
Yeah.
This bloody studio is falling apart.
COVID.
The studio's got COVID.
Sorry, the line's broken.
It's genuinely broken.
I've written them for you.
And you...
Anastasia's a hard name to rhyme.
Anastasia in Malaysia?
Oh, yeah.
Anastasia in Malaysia. Oh, yeah. Anastasia in Malaysia.
Oh, actually, Anastasia in Asia.
Anywhere in Asia.
Yeah.
And I was really stuck on Producer Ben.
Did you put him anywhere?
The best I got was Producer Ben.
Ben in Pennsylvania.
In Pennsylvania.
The best I got was Ben in Palmerston.
Oh, yeah.
North.
Ben in Palmerston. Oh, yeah. North. Ben.
In Glen.
There must be a place called Glen somewhere.
Oh, no.
That means something different.
Oh, Ben in Sweden.
Oh, there we go.
Sorry, Ben.
He's not in Glen.
Don't forget about Ben.
Say sorry to Glen.
Actually, yeah.
Can you say hi to Glen for me?
Thank you.
Bree in Clint. Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Say hi to Glenn. Actually, yeah, can you say hi to Glenn for me? Thank you. Bree and Clint.
Oh, my God.
What?
No way.
I can't believe that happened.
Oh, my God, no.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger.
Pretty simple.
You guys call us up, tell us your best story that you've got in your artillery,
and just tell us three quarters because you want to leave us on a cliffhanger.
That's it.
If no one can correctly guess how your story ends,
then you'll take home some free mobile fuel.
Hi, Darren.
G'day, Darren.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good.
Thank you, Daz.
Give us your cliffhanger, three quarters of it when you're ready.
Okay.
It's going back maybe about 10 years ago.
I was playing touch rugby in our local sort of fun side.
And, yeah, I was having a really good game.
I'd scored one try already, and the ball was getting passed along the line.
And I was getting the ball and running towards the line,
about five metres from the line.
I heard what sounded like a gunshot, and I fell over.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
Three possible endings. One of them is correct. Producer Ben. Okay. All right. Three possible endings.
One of them's correct.
Producer Ben.
Ending number one.
Turns out what I thought was a gunshot
was actually the sound of my underband snapping
and it cracked so hard that I bled.
Yep, I bled from my butthole.
Oh, not good.
Oh.
Darren, I hope that you didn't bleed from your gooch.
Ending number two.
It wasn't a gunshot.
It turned out I'd snapped my Achilles on my left leg.
Ending number three.
Turns out it wasn't a gunshot.
It was my ACL snapping completely in half.
It was so bad that the doctor said that when they opened me up,
they had to go digging up and around my groin to find it.
Oh, yuck.
All three of them were bad.
None of them were a gunshot, which is positive.
Yeah, well, that's good.
That's ideal.
Darren, I don't think any outcome is going to be good for you.
No, they all sound painful.
Stacey, do you think you know which is the correct ending to the cliffhanger?
I hope so.
Give it a crack, Stace.
Go on.
Is it the third one, the ACL?
Turns out it was an ACL snapping completely in half.
A lot of people do their ACLs.
One of the most common sports injuries for the last decade.
It's a career ender for a lot of people.
Yeah.
Darren, what's the correct ending to your cliffhanger?
I snapped my Achilles tendon.
Oh, so close.
I don't know which one is worse.
Darren, how long
were you in a moon boot for when you
snapped your Achilles tendon? Three months.
And how much physio
to stretch your leg back out? Probably another three months
of physio to stretch my foot onto
the ground.
Yeah, not ideal.
How's it now?
Well, on a cold morning, I still find I'm on tippy toes on that leg.
Do you still play touch?
No, not anymore.
Did you go back after that injury?
Yeah, I did for a little while,
but I found I couldn't really run at any speed anymore, so I gave up.
My brother did his ACL playing touch as well.
Yeah.
It's that stop, like move the other way movement, isn't it?
Yeah, it's the up there when you see someone do it.
Okay, Darren, we've got free mobile fuel for you.
Congratulations.
And that's Cliffhangers.
We play every Monday.
Your chance to tell us a great story
and take home some free mobile fuel.
If you've been living under a rock,
then you probably haven't heard me talk about my dog, Whitney Houston.
She's a 14-week-old puppy at the moment.
So we haven't, we've had her for a fair while.
Have you broken her yet?
No, she's broken us a few times.
There's been tears.
Is it like a horse?
You know how they talk about breaking a horse?
Oh, you mean breaking them in? Yeah, and they finally realise that they're not in Is it like a horse? You know how they talk about breaking a horse? Oh, you mean breaking them in?
Yeah, and they finally realise that they're not in charge.
Breaking a horse?
You mean call it breaking in?
Is it?
Yeah.
Have you broken her in yet?
Definitely not.
Does she wear a saddle yet?
She's in control.
She's into everything.
She is full on.
And yesterday we had actually a really big scare with Whitney Houston
where we had to take her to the emergency room.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and it was quite scary.
So woke up yesterday morning and some of our flatmates
had a few people over, had a bit of a party, birthday party.
Yeah.
And we got up and there was some balloons
and some streamers and whatever
and we picked it all up and put it up onto the coffee table where she can't get up onto.
Yeah.
All of a sudden, turned around, this is like two seconds later,
she's jumped up onto the couch, which she can't usually get up onto,
but obviously she really wanted to,
and then she's MacGyvered over onto the coffee table.
Yeah, super dog.
And she's picked up a green balloon,
and as we went to grab it from her,
swallowed the whole thing in one go.
Oh, no.
Anyway, my instincts kicked in and I was like, okay, what do I know?
What do I know about this situation?
I was like, I did watch that show, that vet show one time where the dog,
the puppy swallowed something.
They take it to the vets and they give them an injection
to make them throw up.
Yeah.
Anyway, so our vet was closed.
We've called all the vets around, the emergency vets.
We found one and I was like, look, this has just happened.
I'm assuming we have to bring her down.
She's like, bring her down right now.
Yeah.
Anyway, so we've headed off to the vet and this was probably
about 10 minutes later and we've got to the vet and this was probably about 10 minutes later
and we've got to the vet.
They didn't even make us do any paperwork.
They're like, give her here.
And they've like grabbed her and she's went behind, you know.
Like Shaun Street Dog Edition.
Oh, yeah, into the animal hospital.
And anyway, we sat there for a bit and 15 minutes later they've come out
and they were like, was the balloon green?
And I was like, yes, it was.
And they're like, we have one balloon.
They're like, uh-oh, we found a pink one.
Yeah.
We've got to go back out.
And I was like, well, obviously she's eaten a couple.
Yeah.
And anyway, so she's managed to get the balloon up
and we were very, very lucky.
Do they make her vomit it?
Is that how they get it up?
So they give them an injection that makes them feel really sick
and they vomit.
But if we hadn't have seen her eat it and it got to her intestines,
that can cause a blockage and they could die, obviously.
Yeah, you wouldn't know what it was.
You wouldn't know why they were blocked up.
Yeah, so really terrifying day yesterday for us.
Anyway, they gave her some drugs to then not make her feel sick,
you know, because obviously it makes her feel sick,
gave them the drug.
And the nurse was like, oh, you know, she's going to feel quite ill and she'll be real sleepy and, you know, all that or whatever.
And you're like, yes, this is what I've always wanted.
Yeah, and I was like, oh, my God, amazing.
Cuddles.
Anyway, I feel like we have the most resilient dog in New Zealand.
We get home and I've never seen her have the biggest case of Zumi.
She was like up and down the house,
all over the joint. And I was like, God, does
nothing hold this dog down? What is
the injection that makes the dog stop feeling
sick? Because I feel like if you can get your
hands on some of that, that's good. Hangover
cure. Sorry, not to
repurpose the story, but what is that
stuff? Does that exist? I'm not sure.
And do vets, if vets have a big Saturday night,
do they go and give themselves some of the dog?
I don't think so.
I think it's some sort of morph,
something fiend in the morphine
family, I think. Right. Did you keep the balloon
as a memento? No, we did not keep
the balloon, but yeah, just a
good reminder to anyone out there with puppies,
don't have parties.
Ever.
Want to have a bit of a conversation around
Who is it appropriate for your partner to sleep in a bed with
Right
I feel like there definitely is people who are appropriate
And then people who probably not
Sure
And I feel like anyone who's in a relationship
Has probably had this conversation with their partner before
Have you
Yeah I don't know if anyone's had the conversation Maybe their partner before. Yeah.
I don't know if anyone's had the conversation.
Maybe it's like an unspoken thing.
Yeah, it's assumed.
Well, when someone breaks the rules, then you've had the conversation.
Then you should have had the conversation.
Yeah.
This was on a group I follow on Facebook
and it was a girl asking for some advice about her relationship
and she says,
my 26-year-old boyfriend of six months
had a guy high school friend come visit last weekend
and insisted that they both sleep in his bed.
We all had plans to hang out on Friday night
and I planned to stay at his place.
He said I had to sleep on the couch
so his friend could sleep in his bed with him.
He wasn't really chill about it either.
His exact words were, if you don't sleep in the same bed, if we don't sleep in the same bed,
I will be very upset with you. I asked why he cared so much and he said they used to have sleepovers
all the time and would stay up and talk. Most of my friends think it's weird that he would want
to sleep in the bed with his guy friend over me.
And so do I.
I don't want to make a big deal out of it because he already thinks I'm dramatic.
But I just felt like a bit hurt by it.
What do you guys think about it?
It's weird.
Sorry, it's weird.
And that's not being homophobic or anything like that.
It's weird that he should be so passionate about wanting his friend
to sleep in his bed over his girlfriend to the point that he's laying down the law.
Like, I think, I, look, I mean, I think there's a bit of a, what would I say?
Double standard?
Double standard, yeah.
I feel like girls who are in platonic friendships can sleep in the same bed and no one blinks
an eyelid.
Whereas, like, if a man wants to sleep in a bed with his mate,
then that's weird and it's like, oh, it's so gay.
And I hate saying that, but it's true.
Yeah.
Which I think that's like, I mean, I'm not saying.
I don't think it's weird for him to sleep in a bed with his guy mate.
I think it's weird that he's so explicitly saying
she has to sleep on the couch.
No, but this is what I reckon.
I reckon the problem isn't that he wants to sleep in the bed with his friend.
I think the problem is how he's treating her.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
That's the issue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Definitely not okay.
We want to stay up talking.
Like, do your talking before you go to bed.
Or you and your mate stay up and talk and your girlfriend can go to bed
and then when you're finished talking, go and join your girlfriend
in the bed. What if it was the other way around?
What if, you know,
it was the girlfriend and
she had her high school friend visiting
and she was like, oh,
we're going to sleep in my bed, but if you
need to stay at my place, you can sleep on the couch.
Yeah. Maybe the girl feels
less comfortable sleeping out in a communal area,
whereas guys are very sleep where you fall kind of thing.
So there is a double standard, but I kind of get it if you go,
hey, she wants to sleep in the room with me
because it might be a flat full of guys
and she needs to put on her nightie or something.
I don't know.
You know?
I think, yeah.
Yeah, it's interesting.
I definitely think there's circumstances where, I mean,
I've been in situations where I've been like,
that's not appropriate for you to sleep in the same bed as someone.
Okay, let's focus on that.
Yeah.
Who is appropriate to share a bed with when you're in a relationship
and who isn't?
Like, well, anyone you're related to, I think, is fine.
Yeah, okay.
That's fine?
Anyone you're related to is fine.
I mean, I don't particularly want to sleep in the same bed as my brother,
to be honest.
Don't you?
No, gross.
My sister I'm fine with, but not my brother.
I think anyone that you don't know super well.
Yeah.
Like if you haven't been friends with someone for a long time, then you don't have super well. Yeah. Like if you're not, like if you haven't been friends with someone for a long time.
Yeah.
Then what, you don't have no.
You don't have any business sleeping in the same bed as a stranger.
Is it anyone of the gender and sexuality that you're attracted to is off limits?
If you haven't been friends with them for a long time.
Right.
Then yes.
Right.
Absolutely.
So anywhere where there's an opportunity for things to happen underneath the covers.
Is that what it is?
Probably.
Yeah, right.
What do you think?
Yeah, I just think you wouldn't do it in a relationship as a mark of respect to your partner.
That's what I mean.
You just wouldn't do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a respect thing.
There's obviously extreme circumstances.
Like if you're both marooned on a...
And when was the last time you were marooned?
Whenever you're in a tramping hut and you're like,
there's no power.
When was the last time you went tramping?
I don't know.
Of course there's like, you know,
but to be honest, if they're making excuses like that,
then it's, you know.
You've got to, back to this one Facebook story,
you've got a communication issue.
You do.
Because he's like, this is what I want and this is what's happening.
And she's like, I feel left out.
I think that's the issue.
But I think we need to break down that wall of like,
men can sleep in the same bed.
I don't think it's a big deal.
If you're good mates, like, I don't think that's a big deal either.
No, it's not a big deal.
No, I don't think it's weird.
I don't.
But at that situation there, he's not treating her right.
But at the sacrifice of your partner.
Yeah.
Not really the best situation.
Let's ask the question, 0800DIALZM,
who did they share a bed with that pissed you off?
Yeah, what happened in your relationship where you found out
and you were like, why would you think that's okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Not cool.
And who was it?
Yeah.
Yeah, and what happened after that?
Yeah, did you break up? Did you talk about it and then it was fine? And who was it? Yeah. Yeah, and what happened after that? Yeah, did you break up?
Did you talk about it and then it was fine?
Did they get it?
Yeah.
I don't know why you're being so serious.
It's just sleeping in a bed.
Oh, $800 at M.
Who'd they share a bed with that pissed you off?
You can text us on 9696 as well.
Oh, let me number.
Bree and Clint.
Oh, get ready.
There's some juicy, juicy stories coming up.
Talking about a girl who was asking for advice after her boyfriend said,
oh, my mate from high school is coming around.
I said he could stay at my place for the weekend.
So if you come over, you're going to have to sleep on the couch.
Yeah, because me and my best mate want to sleep in the same bed and not you.
You're not invited.
You're not allowed in there.
I think the issue is how about you treat the person that you're dating
with a little bit more respect and not just be like,
you're doing this, that's how it is.
Yeah.
The situation gets a bit cloudier when you factor in they don't live together.
Him and his girlfriend don't live together.
No, they don't live together, no.
So she had chosen to be there for the night.
And he's like, you choose to be here, you get the couch, because it's boys' night in my bed. Obviously, if't live together. No, they don't live together, no. So she had chosen to be there for the night. And he's like, you choose to be here, you get the couch
because it's boys night in my bed.
Obviously, if they live together, you're not kicking your girlfriend
out of her bed, are you?
She doesn't get kicked out, it's her bed.
That's what I mean.
Yeah, we're asking you guys this afternoon,
who do they share a bed with that pissed you off?
Yeah, what was it not appropriate and you told them?
This person wants to remain anonymous and they are a female.
Good afternoon.
Hello.
Hi.
Tell us about a time your partner slept in a bed with someone
which you thought was inappropriate.
Yes, after a night out,
he decided to stay the night at some girls' houses
that he hardly knew, and he thought that sleeping on top of the covers was okay.
Oh, my God.
But I just don't think that was all good.
Okay.
What a joke.
And what did that do to the relationship?
Well, we are now getting a divorce.
Oh, whoa, okay.
I'm shocked.
That wasn't the main reason, but it definitely was a factor.
Anonymous, do you just think that was a big old fat excuse,
him saying, oh, I slept on top of the covers, I was fine?
Yeah, totally.
Absolutely.
Did you know where he was staying,
or was it like a full go-missing situation?
I knew he was out for the night, but didn't know where he was, no.
Yeah, right.
He was on top of the covers with two women.
Yeah. Okay, alright.
Hey, thank you for sharing. We really appreciate
that. Let's go
to another anonymous person. Lots of anonymous
people. This is an anonymous male.
Hello.
G'day. What's the situation with
you? What happened?
I was
during high school I was sharing a bed with one of my best mates and my
boyfriend at the time we went away I think for like a boys weekend anyway I came back to the
city and then he's like oh blah blah blah who'd you sleep with and all this kind of carry on I was
like oh one of my best mates.
And he got really upset about it.
And we were fine after that for a while.
And then a couple of months later, he decided,
oh, I've got the opportunity now.
I'll sleep with my brother's best mate.
Oh, no.
And then we stayed together because I didn't really care at the time.
And then we stayed together till last year.
It's not a tit for tat though thing, is it though, Anonymous?
It's a revenge sleeping.
Can I ask?
I'd like to ask a question.
Your best friend, the one that you, when you guys went away for the trip or whatever,
is he gay as well?
No.
Right.
Not a big deal.
Yeah.
Not a big deal.
Well, I don't think it is, but then, I mean, everyone's different.
Did you accept the fact that your partner wasn't comfortable with it, though?
Like, did you at least go, all right, I'm sorry I did that?
Or you felt like you just pissed off because he was being jealous?
No, I was just like, oh, yeah, whatever, I'm sorry.
But kind of at the same time, I said to myself, it's a bit petty.
Right.
Yeah, because how long had you and your best mate been friends for?
Since year nine.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that's a bit rough.
Yeah, okay.
Look, it's complex.
This last question might remain anonymous as well.
Hello, anonymous.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. What's the situation where your partner slept in a bed with someone who you thought was
inappropriate? So I had a girlfriend for a couple of years
and she used to regularly sort of have a friend stay over,
but it was always like they'd known each other for years and years and years.
So I was like, well, that's a bit weird, but, you know, whatever, he stays over.
Anonymous, are we talking?
Oh, so it's a guy friend, a guy friend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, a guy that she went to school with.
Okay.
But then I had a car accident a couple of years ago.
I was in a coma for three weeks and she, when I woke up, I was like,
oh, so where is, I won't say her name on the radio, but I was like,
oh, where's, you know, where's she to?
I sort of.
Because you just come out of a coma and you want to see your girlfriend, right?
Yeah, three weeks.
And then she was in Spain.
I thought, oh, who's she in Spain with?
Oh, okay, she's in Spain with this guy.
No!
You're joking.
While you're in a coma, she's gone to Spain with another man?
Correct.
Mate, you could sell that to Hollywood, make a movie out of that.
Is that relationship over? You don't say. You are correct. Yeah, right. Well, you could sell that to Hollywood, make a movie out of that. Is that relationship over?
You don't sell it.
You are correct.
Yeah, right.
Well, you have to check, okay?
You're better off anonymous.
She lives on the other side of the world, eh?
She lives in England now.
Yeah, she's still in Spain with him.
Were they having it off?
Were they getting together?
I don't know.
That's a question.
I never want to know the answer to.
Yeah, right.
Best to live in bliss, anonymous.
All right.
We appreciate you calling through.
Jeez, you wake up from a coma
and you're like, I knew it!
I knew it!
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Alright, here we go. Three people's birthdays.
We'll figure out what was number one on their
16th
and then we'll pick the best one to play in full.
Hi, Laura.
Hi, Laura.
Hello.
How are you, mate?
Good, thank you.
That's good to hear.
Good weekend?
Yeah, camped in the backyard.
Oh.
With the kids or just you just thought to yourself?
With a toddler.
Oh, cute.
Not in the dog box.
No, but then the toddler didn't want to sleep in the tent,
so then we actually had to take turns sleeping in the tent.
So it kind of was like being in the dog box.
Yeah, right, right.
Sounds like a ripping weekend, Laura.
I love it.
The things you do.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday, Laura?
26 of January, 1987.
All right, you were 16 in 2002 on the 26th of January.
And, Laura, here's your birthday banger.
Vintage pink.
Yeah, it's good.
That was massive.
Okay, you got a really good one, Laura.
Wait there.
Let's go to Sean.
Sean, did you sleep indoors or outdoors this weekend? Definitely indoors for me, mate. Yeah, right. Okay, you got a really good one, Laura. Wait there. Let's go to Sean. Sean, did you sleep indoors or outdoors this weekend?
Definitely indoors for me, mate.
Yeah, right.
Okay, fair enough.
Fair enough, Sean.
What's your birthday, mate?
27 November 88.
All right.
You were 16 in 2004 on the 27th of November.
And in 2004, this had a number one hit.
Gwen Stefani and What You're Waiting For.
For a song that doesn't get played on the radio at all anymore,
it comes up a fair bit in this feature, this song.
Does it?
Yeah, every now and then this song comes up.
I can't remember it ever coming up.
Oh, I've heard it.
Sean, do you like it?
Do you like that Gwen Stefani song?
Oh, it's all right.
I'm not sure it's topping the first song to be fair, but it's all right.
It's not even the best Gwen Stefani song.
No, it's not.
We'll see what we get for the third one.
It might top all of them.
Hello, Lee.
Hey, how are you?
Good, mate.
How are you doing?
How was your weekend?
Yeah, not so bad, thank you.
Had the daughter over, so it was nice.
Oh, lovely.
Sounds awesome.
Let's do your birthday banger.
It's an old one, I'm afraid.
13th December, 1975.
Oh, it's not even.
You were 16 in 1991 on the 13th of December,
which, happy birthday for coming up.
And here's your birthday banger.
Come on. Let's talk about sex, baby.
Let's talk about you.
Winner! That was a baby. That song about you. Winner.
That was a classic.
That is a classic.
I'm pretty sure there was some girls who performed this at Friday Oki and Todong or over the...
Oh, really?
On Friday.
Yeah, I think they were lost.
Salt and Pepper.
Yeah.
Did they do it as a duet?
Yes, it was very good.
Do you love it, Leigh?
Yeah, that's a cool banger.
That's a good banger.
I like it. I'm going to cut it up one time. You've won, Leigh? Yeah, that's a cool banger. That's a good banger. I like it.
I'll cut it up one time.
You've won, Leigh.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
No worries, Leigh.
Have a good one.
Here you go.
On you.
Thank you.
Sold and Pepper wins birthday banger.
Come on. Uh-huh, oh, come on Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex now
To the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cause that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know, anything goes
Let's tell it like it is and how it could be
How it was and of course how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pat? I doubt it.
Alright then, come on, spin.
Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me.
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that make me.
Let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex.
Take a little bit, a little bit, let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex, let's talk about sex
Hot to try to make any man's eyes pop
She uses, she's got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas droop like fools but then again they're only human
This chick was a hit because her body was booming
Gold, pearl, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothing she wore was ever common
Her dates, heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her
To get with or even mess with.
The press, she says, was next on her list.
And believe me, you, it's as good as true.
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to.
She had it all in the bag.
So she should have been glad.
But she was mad and sad and feeling bad.
Thinking about the things that she never had.
No love, just sex.
Followed next with a check and a note.
That last night was dope, dope, dope
Take it easy now
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that make me
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex
Ladies, all the ladies Loud and loud, help me out
Come on, all the ladies Alright, ladies, all the ladies
Loud and loud, help me out Come on, all the ladies
Alright Yo Pep, I don't think they gonna play this on the radio
Why not? Everybody have sex
I mean, everybody should be making love
Come on, I don't think guys, you know me
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex.
Let's talk about sex.
Let's talk about sex.
Let's talk about sex, baby.
Zinian, Brian, Clint.
The winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon,
Salt-N-Pipa, Let's Talk About Sex.
From 1991, that was number one.
They were massive in the 90s, weren't they?
Yeah.
And my apologies, the girls at Friday Oki on Friday night sang Shoop.
Another salt and pepper classic.
They were so good when they came and did Friday Oki.
Oh, Friday Oki.
Friday Jams.
Live a few years ago.
They were very good.
And they bought Spinderella. Spin it up one time. Yeah. Great DJ named Spinderella. They were very good. And they bought Spinderella.
Spin it up one time.
Yeah, great DJ name, Spinderella.
It's very good.
Yeah, it's very good.
Nice. Here I go again.
Bree and Clint.
Clint, if you could kick off my music, please.
Look, on Friday, something happened on the show,
and I had a proposition for you, Clint.
Yeah.
It was after you actually brought it to my attention,
a job that's going in Australia
and they're looking for a lady,
a woman around in her 20s to 30s
and they wanted to do a burnout.
Yeah.
And they're going to pay her $15,000 for it.
Yeah, very kindly bought you this job
because I thought you were perfect for it.
It's an ad.
I think I could do it. Yeah, I think you can you this job because I thought you were perfect for it. It's an ad. I think I could do it.
Yeah, I think you can do it too. I think it's perfect.
I propositioned you on Friday
and I said, look,
I feel like we could make a lot of money
here, Clint. You and I together.
I'll split it down the middle
50-50. You're not even in the right country.
All I need is
to borrow
your flash new Audi country. All I need I brought it to you as a joke. All I need is to borrow your
flash new Audi
to do the burnout in so
we can send these people a video.
And I said not a chance.
And I think we can
convince him New Zealand. No I think no
I think I've been
very resolute
in the fact that
I will do a lot for this show.
If you want to see me do a burnout in Clint's Audi, 9696, text us.
Show your support.
Look, if we can't do it, I mean, the texts are going to start coming through.
There was someone who texted me who's a close person to this show
who said that they wanted to talk to you about it to try and convince you
to let me do the burnout in your new flash Audi.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's bring her on.
My mother, Mama Di.
Yahoo.
I can't wait.
Let's go for the burnout.
Can't wait for what, Mama Di?
It's not happening.
The burnout.
Come on.
It's not happening.
Come on. Your BMW's got the kilowatts.
Let's do this, sucker.
It's an Audi.
It's not a BMW.
Oh, sorry.
I knew it was one of the flash ones.
There are lots of reasons why I don't want to do this,
and I think they're pretty obvious.
One being I don't want Brie anywhere near.
I mean, if anyone can drive that car, it's me.
I can vouch for that, Clint.
She's had a lot of crashes, she said.
So practice.
A lot of crashes is what I heard.
Beside the fact that I don't want to do it.
You also haven't done your research.
Logistically, it can't happen.
The car doesn't do burnouts.
It's an automatic, first of all.
That's fine.
Second of all, it's a four-wheel drive.
It's an all-wheel drive, isn't it?
Yeah, it's an all-wheel drive.
All-wheel drive will take the things out of the what's-her-names
and then you can go for it.
Oh, right.
You'll just do some casual modifications to the vehicle.
Yeah, we'll just do the modifications where it takes it out of the front wheel so then I'll be all back wheels. Oh, right. You'll just do some casual modifications to the vehicle. Yeah, we'll just do the modifications where it takes it out of the front wheel, so then
I'll be all back wheels.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Now that I've played, I've seen Brianna do a burnout in a Land Cruiser.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Intentionally or accidentally?
No, intentionally.
Yeah, right.
Look, either way, if you don't want to offer up your car, I feel like someone's got my back out there in New Zealand.
If they can offer up their car that's got the power, the stamina,
so I can do a ripping burnout and just book this job, get $15,000,
you get half of it.
Come on, guys.
We need a WRX Subaru.
That's all we want.
That's what you drive, isn't it, Loma Di?
No, I want to do it and do it properly. And if you're going to do a burnout,
Mum, you've got to go
Holden Commodore.
Or a Ford Falcon.
Either or. Yeah, see, now you're talking.
Now you're talking about a vehicle that can do
skids. I'm on board with that. I'm totally
on board with you doing a burnout in someone else's car.
I booked the job.
Put it out there, Brianna, a Nissan R35.
All right, don't need to go that crazy.
I just need a car that can do a decent burnout.
Show them what I've got.
Are you sure you don't want to give me Audi?
It would be so much fun.
You can sit in it with me.
It doesn't, it doesn't.
No.
No, I don't want to.
Oh, Clint, come on.
I don't want to.
Come on, Clint.
Clint, come on.
Do it for the mullet.
You're not going to get the...
Come on, do it for Mama Di.
Don't you dare come at me with the Mama Di line.
You know I'll do near anything for you, Mama Di.
There's a lot of text.
That's too far.
If you can help me out, do you have a car that's worthy of doing a ripping burnout in Texas?
9696.
Brie and Clint.
Brie will shout you new tires, too, afterwards.
Hey, wait, wait.
She'll pay for them.
Brie and Clint.
I do appreciate all the support behind this burnout
that I am trying to get over the line.
Keep your support coming through.
If you have a car that could potentially be used,
that would be great.
There's some great offers of other cars.
I do love the one where it says,
Brie, you can do better than Clint's car.
I'll give you my HSV Club Sport six-speed manual.
See, now that's a car.
Now we're talking.
That's a burnout, my beer.
Now that's a car.
You don't want to do it in my stupid station wagon.
That is the epitome.
It's a real vehicle, yeah.
Of a ripping car like that.
We'll get back to you.
We'll get back to you.
I've also got something else exciting that I've been working on behind the scenes actually
this afternoon because there was news out today.
Did you know that on the 11th of November was Pringles Day?
No.
Did you know that?
11th of November.
Which is a couple last week.
It was something else day too.
Oh, it was my wife's birthday.
Jesus.
Let's hope you remember that. I did remember it. See, I did
remember it. Not just then you did.
I didn't know it was Pringles day because
my wife's birthday was more important. There you go.
Well, Pringles day is pretty important apparently
in Japan where
they have created
a batch of cans
that are 161 centimetres
long to celebrate.
Whoa, 1.6 metre long Pringles.
Yeah, so they're as big as a person.
Far out.
Isn't that ridiculous?
Once you pop, you'd have to stop.
No, well, you couldn't stop.
But you'd have to.
No, but you couldn't.
They'd never end.
You'd have a person-sized long stack of Pringles inside your body.
They would never end.
Anyway, when I read this, because, I mean, I'm obsessed with Pringles.
I love them.
I was like, how do I get my hands on a life-size can of Pringles?
Yeah.
Give me it.
Yeah.
I want one that big.
Yeah.
Anyway, it turns out there was only 11 people given a life-size Pringles can in a lottery,
which I was like, that's a bit, yes.
Yeah.
Stock them.
People will buy them.
But then I thought, you know, I'm not going to let that hold me back
because I like to be innovative.
And I thought, what can I do?
I'll make my own.
Really?
Producer Anastasia, if you can bring in the giant Pringles can.
Whoa.
That's taller than 1.6, isn't it?
So what I've done here, Clint, I wanted a Pringles can that was my height.
Yes.
So I've went bigger.
I've gone big or go home.
And I've made this just a touch taller than me.
I believe it's about 180 centimetres tall.
Far out.
And you can reach all the way down this can.
Can you?
I've taken a can opener and I've cut the bottom out of each one
and then I've sticky taped them all together
to make what I'm calling the lean tower of Pringles.
Pringles, yeah.
It stands up on its own too.
Careful.
That's a lot of broken Pringles if that falls over.
Oh, there's no lid on it.
Can I reach in and grab a Pringle?
Oh, no, wait. I'll give you a Pringle. Okay.
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. No, you've got to
go further because it's... Oh, just one
Pringle. No, no, no. I'll give it
to you. COVID. Oh, into
the mouth? No, into the hand. Oh, right.
Put out your hands like you're grabbing them. Yeah, I'm ready for a Pringle.
Yeah. Just one, please.
Okay, I'll give you one.
I'll give you one. Just one. Oh, crumbs, crumbs. Alright, yeah. Thank you. Oh, Okay, I'll give you one. I'll give you one.
Just one.
Oh, crumbs, crumbs.
All right, yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, I got four.
There you go.
Anyway, what I thought, they went 161 centimetres. I wanted to measure my Pringle Tower to see if we've gone bigger.
Yeah.
So I've got a tape measure here.
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay, you ready?
Mm-hmm. Let's look at the flavours you've used. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, you ready? Mm-hmm.
Let's look at the flavours you've used.
And they're all in there.
I've got every flavour.
Barbecue, sour cream and onion, Pringles original.
All right, our Pringle Tower.
It's 186 centimetres, everyone.
It's a world record, everybody.
It's the world's biggest Pringles jar.
That's right.
And they say bigger is always better.
And I agree.
Do you want another one?
I'd love another one.
Yeah, yeah.
Please, can I get a few this time?
Yeah.
Just shake them down.
Yeah.
There you go.
Thank you very much.
See, it's so practical too.
Yeah.
Very practical.
I couldn't get my hand into a regular thing of Pringles.
Yeah.
Imagine how much I would struggle getting my hand
in the bottom of a 1.8 metre long thing of Pringles.
I haven't thought about that.
And you know what?
This only cost me $50.
Bargain.
I've got information on the most used word or phrase of 2020
and there's no prize for guessing
what it is. I want to guess. Okay, you can guess it.
Is it lockdown?
Lockdown. No.
You're in the ballpark though. COVID.
Yeah, correct.
No prize though, like I said, no prize.
An American data research company that
tracks trends worldwide
has used a global language monitor to find out what word or phrase is the most used,
and it's COVID.
It has been used, they do it every year, this test,
and COVID has been used 100 times more than any other most used word of the year since 2000.
Wow.
It's how much we're using this word.
Like it's just everything.
It is literally this year.
It's like what Trump said.
COVID, COVID, COVID.
It's just COVID.
It's nothing that.
Let's just rename this year COVID.
It's bigger than COVID this year.
Do you want to hear the top five words?
Yeah.
Top five.
Number one, COVID.
Number two, COVID-19.
Well, that's pretty similar.
Number three, coronavirus. That's the same. Number two, COVID-19. Well, that's pretty similar. Number three, coronavirus.
That's the same. Number four,
corona.
Oh my God, come on.
There's got to be something else. Number five,
face mask. Face mask?
Yeah. Well, at least there's something a bit different.
Face mask is the fifth most used word
of 2020. It got me thinking, what are
the least used words and phrases
of 2020? What are we not saying anymore are the least used words and phrases of 2020?
Like, what are we not saying anymore?
Do they have that list?
No, we actually have to make that list.
So I've been trying to think around.
It's hard to think of words and phrases that you don't say anymore.
Yeah, what don't you say anymore?
I've done some research.
Do you know anyone who's still saying for shizzle?
For shizzle?
No.
Like Snoop Dogg.
I can't say. For shizzle. No. Like Snoop Dogg. I can't say.
For shizzle.
Or even the more racially provocative for shizzle minizzle.
For shizzle.
Oh, they go the double banger.
That one's.
No, I think that might be out.
All right, that's on the list of least used words.
Have you heard anyone say recently groovy?
No, I haven't.
It stands out when someone says it though, doesn't it?
Not ironically.
I've seen some people say it ironically.
Oh, groovy, baby.
No, I'm talking like they're trying to actually naturally say it.
Oh, this song's groovy?
Yeah.
What about fat?
And by fat, I mean pH fat.
pH, no.
I never really liked that one.
Me neither.
Anyone who said fat, I was like, you're trying a bit hard.
And I used to present a countdown called the fat 40
PH fat. Yeah, there was a few
of those around the world.
No one's saying that's fat, you look fat.
Yeah, maybe for
that reason, that's why.
What about the saying
Debbie Downer?
Oh yeah, Debbie Downer. She's a bit
of a Debbie Downer. Yeah, I don't like that one
either. Special mention to all the Debbies. Maybe you're the Debbie, Debbie Downer. She's a bit of a Debbie Downer. Yeah, I don't like that one either. Special mention to all the Debbies.
Maybe you're the Debbie.
Debbie Downers, Chetty Cathys, Negative Nancys.
Chetty Cathy, I feel like, is a very old school one.
Yeah, and Nigel No Mates as well.
Oh, poor Nigel.
If you had one of those names, what's good,
those sayings aren't getting used anymore.
And now we've just brought it up again.
And now all of those people with those names are yelling at us in the car.
The last phrase that no one's using in 2020, and I think it's because we used it too much in the 2010s.
I think the least used phrase of 2020.
YOLO.
And that really sucks for all those people who went out and got a YOLO and that really sucks
for all those people
who went out
and got a YOLO tattoo
yeah it's awkward now
isn't it
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