ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 19th 2020

Episode Date: November 19, 2020

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Are you ready for a podcast? What's the song that I'm ripping off there? What is it? Are you ready for a good time? Sweet apple pie! What is that song? Anyone know? Are you ready?

All I've got in my head is sweet gentlemen That's buzzy We were telling a story I was telling a boring story about how I saw Guns N' Roses in New Zealand in like 2010, and it was with Axl Rose but none of the other band members. But there was a guy in the band. Well, that's not really. There was a guy in the band who was playing guitar.

Slash wasn't there, but the guitarist still wore a top hat. Oh, that's the best part. He still wore a top hat. I was like, how disrespectful. Anyway, they were three and a half hours late to come on stage. That's right. I remember you told me this story and I was like, I would have friggin left. Three and a half hours late. Yeah, but I was poor and they were free

tickets. I was like, can't miss this experience. I love this band. I love them. I don't even like Guns N' Roses. Anyway, I told that story two days ago and then today they announced Guns N' Roses is coming to New Zealand. Are you going to go back? Hell no. I can't stand Guns N' Roses. Here to New Zealand. Are you going to go back? Hell no. I can't stand Guns N' Roses. Here's a question.

Who's the coolest act or artist you've seen? Like where you look back and you're like, I can't believe I got to go to that. I saw Paul McCartney two years ago. And I was like, this is a once in a lifetime thing. He's a Beatle. Yeah. But then I also saw Kanye before Kanye went full crazy.

But when he was at his height height I saw the Yeezus tour And it was in Sydney And Kim K was there She was there because she had to go to Parramatta Westfield the next day To launch a Kim Kardashian handbag It was real, it was one of the weirdest things

I've got a couple I saw Lorde Just before she blew up I saw Lorde just before she blew up i saw just before she blew up too where'd you see her i saw her at the river stage in brisbane and it was amazing and i was like side stage i've got a photo on my instagram it's incredible i saw her i saw her before in the huffer store okay well that's yeah probably a little bit earlier yeah yeah they're like come she's gonna be big bro yeah that's awesome and, probably a little bit earlier. Yeah, yeah. And they're like, come, she's going to be big, bro. Yeah. That's awesome. And I saw Kendrick just before he blew up as well.

That's cool. At the Huffer store? At the Huffer store. He was buying a puffer jacket. So I've punished you with my list. What's yours? I saw ACDC. The song I was thinking of was ACDC.

I just Googled it. Oh, it was? Yeah. Yeah, I saw ACDC with my whole family, and it was at QE2 in Brisbane, and it poured rain just as they started playing Thunder. No way. No bullshit. I will never forget it.

And obviously, you know, all the original band members, it wasn't that long ago, but it was still amazing. It was still really cool. I saw Ed Sheeran. He sang at a radio station I worked at before he was really, really massive. Yeah. Like before, I think he had one song out and it was kind of getting some attraction. You know what we're doing?

Yeah. We're those people who go, Ed Sheeran, I liked him before he was cool. No, I actually remember being on my phone being like, here we go, another person, you know. Who's this ginger? Yeah, and then I remember sitting up being like, this guy's really good. Yeah.

And then he just blew the F up. Who was it that didn't know ACDC was Australian? Probably me. Was it Anastasia and you? No, I said, like, we were talking about Australian artists and I was like, oh, ACDC one time. Or was it Ellie? It was probably me.

Ben and Ellie. I think it was Ben. I remember we talked about it. Ben's willing to take it. I've already said, yeah, it was me. Nah, I bet it was fricking Ellie. How did you not know that? I'm pretty sure she was with him and also didn't know. No. Yeah, call her. I bet it was fricking Ellie. How did you not know that? I'm pretty sure she was with him and also didn't know.

No. Yeah, call her. I bet you. She'll be busy. She's in Queensland, right? Yeah, I think she's in Titipal. Yeah, she's probably busy. But, I mean, this needs to be settled, so.

Well, you can't slander someone's name like that and then not give them the opportunity to defend themselves. I mean, she also didn't know who Moby was, so. Neither did Ben. No, Ben didn't either. Ben also thought Nelly Furtado was a man. True. No, he thought Nelly and Nelly Furtado were the same person.

Yeah, yeah. What a punner. She resigned from this job six months ago and we're still ringing you. Well, this is the first time we've rung her, so. No, second. Is it? Yeah. I've got to leave her a message.

It's like Jim all over again. Oh, no. Yeah, bye. Hi, this is Ellie Harwood. Sorry I missed your call.

I'll give you a call back as soon as I can. Otherwise, flip me a text. Thanks, bye. When you've finished recording Press hash for more options Or just hang up

Ellie Harwood It's just the Brian Clint show here Real quick one Was it you that didn't know that ACDC was Australian? You ignorant fuck I'm just kidding But was it you? Because you didn't pick up your phone That's why I'm angry was Australian, you ignorant fuck. I'm just kidding. But was it you?

Because you didn't pick up your phone. That's why I'm angry. No, we're going to say it is you. No, it's you. Don't even bother calling back. I wanted to give you the chance to defend yourself. I think it was her. Anyway, I hope you're doing well.

Love you, miss you. We really love you. Bye. Bye. Glad she's gone. Are you ready for a good time? It's what happens, Anastasia, when ACDC come on. Everyone turns into a badass. I thought you were going to say this is what happens if you try and leave us like Ali did. I got so drunk at an ACDC concert once I fell asleep standing up.

Jesus. That happens. Not a highlight, But definitely a moment My old co-host Went to an Eminem Concert once And said that They waited They got in

Like first Because it was His ultimate artist To see And they were like Front row Anyway It started pissing down rain

And they had ponchos On and stuff So it was all good Anyway Halfway through the show Because they'd been there For so long, he realises that he needed to go to the toilet.

Oh, how do you get him back? So he just crouched down and just went into a bottle. Oh, yeah. True story. I did that at a Pearl Jam concert. Yeah, under the poncho, no one knew. Again, not a highlight, but it happened. Girls, we can't do that.

No. We need a shiwi. Yeah. I don't even know if a shiwi would cut it. I'm never going to use a shiwi. I want to use a shiwi. You're welcome to. We'll get you one. You can use one on the show tomorrow.

See you guys. Have a great podcast experience. Bye. Rock out with your thing out. G! G! Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on

iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brent and Quinton free? And Clinton on air in five, four, three, two, one. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint. Big day today. No pressure. But today we play for the most mobile fuel we have ever played for in our movie guessing game, What's the Plot?

I got up this morning and I was like, why am I so anxious? And I couldn't figure it out. And now I've just realised. At quarter to five, you will have the chance to play for $700 of mobile fuel. All you have to do is get two movies correct before Bree does. And that's it. That's it. You just have to know two movies before Brie knows

two movies. You know if I get to a thousand I will stop trying and I will give it to the person. I hope so. That's it.

I'll be done. I'll be happy. And a nudie run. No, I don't know about a nudie run. Straight down Queen Street. Let's not finish the year with a meeting in HR.

Brie will go into a movie theatre nude. She'll be given one large popcorn and she can position it wherever she likes. That is a lawsuit waiting to happen. That's at quarter to five.

What's the plot? If you want to play, it's a big one, so don't miss it. Up next, there's a TikToker. This might shock people, but a TikToker

that has been banned from something for two years after they uploaded a video. Is it TikTok? No, it's not TikTok. Oh, right, okay. We'll find out what it is after Brando.

This is Look Into My Eyes on ZM. Bree and Clint. There's a TikToker, Clint, that has been banned. From TikTok? Not from TikTok. I don't think it's that hard to get banned from TikTok, by the way. People's TikToks get taken down all the time for the weirdest stuff. I've had heaps of mine get taken down.

Yeah. And I don't even know why. No, and then there's some real grim stuff on TikTok too and you're like, why are you banning me? Yeah, why is this still up? Anyway, this person's not banned from TikTok. Not banned from TikTok, but he's on TikTok and it's because of something he shared to TikTok. Right.

So he's been banned from a certain budget airline, Spirit Airlines, after he reportedly shared an airline hack. Oh, an airline hack. Of how to get free. Into the cockpit. No, of how to get free checked luggage.

Oh. Yeah. Free checked luggage. Free checked luggage. Take a listen. This is from his TikTok. Well, Free checked luggage. Free checked luggage. Take a listen. This is from his TikTok. Well, here it is. Spirit Airlines, Adam, do not fly list because of my recent TikTok.

Looks like I could beg for forgiveness after two years. Bunch of babies. Let me know what you think. Should I reply back? Two years. Two years. He didn't. He's saying, he's saying, because in the TikTok,

he shares this hack where he goes into his ticket and he changes a zero to a one. So it looks like he's paid for his own check luggage. Yeah. Anyway, he's saying he didn't go through with it. He just shared it online about how to do it. Has the TikTok been taken down? I'm not sure.

Because this is the dumbest thing the airline could have done. Because now it blows up. And then it blows up and he talks about how he got banned. What they should have done is contacted him and gone, hey, you got us. Should have checked that one. We've got a deal for you. Take the TikTok down, please.

And share this deal. We'll give you two years of free flights. Yeah. Something like that. You catch more flies with honey. What's the word? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, but then you're rewarding him.

I know, but instead you've – I know, I know, but now it's viral and now everybody's going to go, oh, they banned this guy. Oh, luggage hack. Wonder what the luggage hack is. I want to see it. Oh, I don't want to pay for checked luggage. Yeah. Yeah, boom.

Two years banned for. You're ballsy to mess with an airline, you know? Oh, yeah. You don't want to mess, especially at the moment. They're going through rough times. Oh, but any time too. You know. Airlines are what's.

They're ruthless, hey. Airlines and airports are what is known as a no prank zone. Absolutely not a place for a prank. That's for sure. Have you ever been banned? From an airline? No, from something. Let's hope not an airline. Have I ever been banned from somewhere? No.

Are you sure? What about when you said you got into a fight because of your eyebrow piercing? Yeah, no. You were trying to stand up for yourself Like nah it's cool man No ban No they felt sorry for me

I thought they banned you for having an eyebrow piercing Where are you banned from? I don't think I've ever been banned I've never even been kicked out of anywhere Actually that's not a challenge for a place to kick me out now I don't think I've ever been kicked out If the Carlton Bar and Christchurch are listening We'll be there this Friday.

All we need is one host and I'll be there. Only if I deserve to be kicked out. Yeah, well, if you perform again, you have my permission to kick Brie out of the Carlton. No, I've never been banned. You've never been banned. Do you want to take some calls from people who have been banned from somewhere though?

Have you been banned from something? For what? For how long? Why? 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696 from somewhere though? Have you been banned from something? For what? For how long? Why? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. If you haven't been banned from calling up, we'll take your phone calls next.

Have you been banned? Call us now. Are you banned from Cobb & Co? Bree and Clint. There's a guy that's been made famous on TikTok after he's been banned from Budget Airline for sharing a hack of how to get checked baggage when you didn't pay for it. There he is.

Well, here it is. Spirit Airlines added me to the do not fly list because of my recent TikTok. Looks like I could beg for forgiveness after two years. Bunch of babies. Let me know what you think. Should I reply back? Bunch of babies.

You literally showed people how to hack their airline. Yeah, I know. It's a pretty big deal. Yeah, a two-year ban is kind of on the lower end of what they can do. It's not like you snuck on an extra bag, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you snuck on an extra bag for every American watching. Bunch of babies.

We want to know what are you banned from or what have you been banned from this afternoon? Jordan's called up. G'day, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hey, how we going? What did you do, Jordan? Not me, it was my father.

What did he do? Okay, what did he do? He's been banned from the tip for two years. He's allowed to go to the dump? Yep. What did he do? Pretty much he had Because it's recycling one way

Garbage the other way He had recycling on top And garbage underneath He wanted to put his recycling away first And then come back Pay for his garbage And dispose of it We don't

Pretty much kicked off a fuss Wouldn't let him Said he was speeding I know what he's done I know what he's done Yeah He know what he's done, yeah. He's tried... Has he put recycling in? In their eyes,

because recycling is free, I think, to take down there. In their eyes, he's tried to sneak a whole lot of rubbish in underneath the recycling. Yeah. Which is...

Which is... Which Jordan is the oldest trick in the book. He probably was, but let him go. Two years. And that sucks too because going to the tip is one of Dad's favourite things to do.

Yeah, I used to love going to the tip with Dad. That was awesome. It's like he's been banned from Rainbow Zim. Oh, that's rough, I think. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Hi. What did you get banned from, mate?

Not myself, but my mother. She was in Auckland Airport. She got banned from there for 24 hours. What for? She was supposed to fly down to Christchurch for my 21st. And the day before, while standing in line, impatiently in her proper accent, makes a complaint that there must be a bomb.

Oh, no. Everyone knows that's a horrible idea. She used a B word at the airport. Yeah. And then, of

course, when approached by security, she then throws a huge fuss and makes a massive scene and is dragged out.

How long did she get banned for? 24 hours. Again, she's got off pretty lightly, I think. She got off

very lightly. Definitely. And I think it's simply because she's a white woman. Yeah, right. No, fair enough, too. Do you want to hear a few texts before we go to the last caller? Someone texted her and they said,

I've been banned from the golf course for yelling sexual innuendos at a player that was in front of me the whole time. Whoa. That's good. I rate that. Someone else said, my partner got banned from the whole of Arrowtown for two years for enjoying a few too many Bevereginos one New Year's Eve.

He still gets nervous if we drive through the town, even though it was 15 years ago. I know Arrowtown's small, but how do you ban someone from a town? Do you put their face on the town sign? There's a sheriff. Oh, that's true too. Beverly, finally, where are you banned from? Oh, from a well-known fast food outlet.

Where? Oh, no, actually. Actually, don't say which one. I can't say. No, don't say it. Why did you get banned? What did you do? Oh, I threw gherkin at the manager and hit him square in the face.

But I was 18 and I'm 57 now, so I can just sneak in. Beverly? Yes? You've inadvertently identified the fast food store with the gherkin placement. Hey, no, she didn't. Oh, no. He could have gherkins. Beverly, it could be anywhere.

It could be anywhere. Look, I'm 57. I know, I know somebody trying to get info out of me. I didn't spend a week at the Honolulu Federal Penitentiary and not learn anything. Beverly, you wild animal. I got banned from America for a week too. You got banned from America?

Beverly, call the show any time. You're never bend from here. See you later, guys. See you, mate. Brian Clint, sit in. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's with us live out of Los Angeles.

Dean, there's a lot of drama going on with Taylor Swift at the moment. Fill us in. Yeah, there is, guys. Just so you know, Taylor Swift is trying to buy back her masters of her six albums that she has made over the years that made her very famous and also very wealthy. As you may remember, Scooter Braun, her arch nemesis, bought the entire catalogue when he bought Big Machine Records as part of it. One little section of that was Taylor's music.

She tried to buy it off him. He said to her, here's the deal. You need to sign an NDA that you will never speak negatively of Scooter Braun in public ever again. And once you've signed that, we will then discuss selling it to you. And they were like, just throw us a figure. And they're like, nope, not until you sign the NDA. So she was like, absolutely not. They sold it to another company, a big corporate investment firm. She then found out that the corporate investment firm will still be giving royalties to Scooter. So even though it's been sold to another company,

he will still get money off that. And now, of course, as you know, she's going to re-record all of her albums, but she still might buy it anyway. When she re-records her albums, it may diminish the value of her original albums because she's going to release small and get all her fans to buy them. I don't know how similar they're going to sound.

But it's pretty ugly. And, you know, you may remember when Prince did this, Prince in the end, after 20 years, finally, finally owned his original music. This may be the case for Taylor. So stay tuned. She's going to try and find it. That is messy.

And it makes Scooter Braun look like a real villain. It does. That's so nasty. And it's got to put you off as an artist that's up and coming of Scooter that approaches you. Absolutely it would. Are you trustworthy? But then at the same time he's Justin Bieber's manager. Yeah but who knows what's gone

down between those two either. The man is Carly Rae Gibson's manager. It doesn't get any bigger than that. Like, if Taylor Swift is willing to buy her music, then just sell it to her. It's hers. Yeah.

You know? You've made your money. It's weird to think that you wrote the songs, you sung the songs, you recorded the songs, and you don't own the songs. That's rough. So weird. Messy.

That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Cookie Time, celebrating 35 years of Christmas cookies. You can book a seller now at christmascookies.co.nz. If you've never listened to our show before, we are the leading show here in New Zealand for aviation and maritime-based news. Yeah, we love the boats and we love the planes. There hasn't been much aviation.

We represent that community. There hasn't been much aviation news this year, but it's starting to pick up. There's starting to be some more. And I've got some for you this afternoon because this is going viral. Sorry, you've got to play the thing. Yeah, of course. And it's about the airline Ansett.

And you might remember that airline from 20 years ago? Yeah, the 2000s. It was the other Qantas, right? Yeah, it was like the other... The other Australian airline. The other Australian airline. We had it in New Zealand where you could do a thing called Ansett Mystery Weekend Escapes,

where you show up to the airport and you don't know where you're going. Right, fun. Yeah. Because there's nothing... Why did this airline go airport and you don't know where you're going. Right. Fun. Yeah. Because there's nothing. Why did this airline go under? I don't know. My auntie actually worked for them when they went under and she lost her job. I remember that.

Oh, stink. Yeah. It was a pretty big deal when they went under. But it was actually, there's an in-flight bar list that's come out from, I think it was 1975. Right. And it shows prices of how much and what you could get on one of their end set flights. Good.

What can you get on an end set flight in 1975? You could get, of course, soda, you know, soft drink. Yeah. For 10 cents a can. Whoa. Lemonade, dry ginger ale, bitter lemon, Coca-Cola, $0.10. Oh, Pepsi-Cola was $0.15. Is that the fancy stuff?

Maybe. Yeah, right. Fruit juices were also $0.10. And then there's also an alcoholic list. Do you want to hear how much it was? Yes, please. Okay, so your Scotch whiskey, these are miniature bottles. So picture those little mini bottles.

Yeah, little mini bottles. A Scotch whiskey, 45 cents. 45 cents? Bourbon whiskey, 45 cents. Australian whiskey, 35 cents. It's the cheap stuff. Brandy was 30 cents. Gin was 35. Imported gin was 40.

Far out. And guess what? A beer, a can of beer, cost you $0.30. For $5, you could get absolutely slithered. You could get, yeah, you could be done. Can you get a packet of cigarettes? Yes. A packet of cigarettes was on the menu.

Assorted brands, $0.45 a packet. $0.45 for a packet of cigarettes? And you could smoke them in the air. So for a dollar, I could have two whiskeys and a packet of cigarettes and I could smoke them and drink them on the plane. Bloody hell, what a good time. I was born in the wrong century. Bree and Clint.

This is crazy, Clint, but there's a company that has spoken out because they've invented an app called Meow Talk, which apparently translates the noises of cats. Well, into people speak. Into human speak. Into human speak. That's correct, yeah. Because I've got a loud-ass cat who meows at 4 o'clock in the morning

and I'm always like, what do you want? What do you want? You have food. The door is open. What do you want? What do you want from me, cat. The door is open. What do you want? What do you want from me, Kat? So this is great for me. I'm really interested in this. Well, this would be really good because then you could just give it what it wants.

Yeah. Anyway, this is really awful. The app translates it. The cat goes meow and I put the app up and it goes, I want to suffocate you while you sleep. I'm like, ah. Well, that's terrifying. Oh, no. Have you crashed the sleep. Well, that's terrifying. Oh, no. Have you crashed the app?

Well, the thing is, is I've created my own app, but I've just crashed it. And now it's not working. Right. How not working? Like we have to go away and come back kind of not working? Because I've got a whole lot of cats standing by. Claudia's standing by. Hi, Claudia. Hi. I've got a whole lot of cats standing by. Claudia's standing by.

Hi, Claudia. Hi. You've got a cat that can meow on command? Yeah, it's named Alyssa. Alyssa? Yeah, the cat. Unfortunately, the app's not working. Oh, no.

We're not going to know what she said. Can we hear Alyssa? Can she give us a little meow now? No, just get her to. Whoa. Wait, wait. The app has just heard that and it's picked up Here, Alyssa, can she give us a little meow now? No, just get her to. Whoa. Wait, wait. The app has just heard that and it's picked up and I think it might be able to translate it for you, Claudia.

Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Do you need to hear the cat one more time? Yeah, can the cat go one more time? All righty. Whoa. Okay, that's good. That's so cute

Okay, you ready? Here we go Yeah What did the cat say? You think you're so smart controlling all my food But guess who cleans their genitals and then licks your face Real, me Alyssa

Alyssa Alyssa, that was a lot of words. Claudia, I'm so sorry. She's very sassy. Stay with us. We do have some more cats. Tyler, hi. Hi, Tyler.

Hi. Good news. The app sounds like it's working. Have you always wanted to know what your cat's saying? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, perfect. What's your cat's name?

Indy. Indy. Indy. Indy. Can Indy meow on cue? Yeah. Go on. Indy. Indy. Indy Meow on cue. Yep. Go on. Oh, did you get that?

One more time. I think the app just didn't. Oh, the app has picked that up. Okay. Hold on. It's translating now. Oh, it's got more to say. It's translating that.

Here it comes, Tyler. Are you ready? This is what your cat has just said. I swear if you touch me one more time when I'm trying to have my 23rd nap of the day, I will attach my claws to your face. That's so accurate, honestly.

Indy. Well, at least Indy's clear with her signal, so that's good. I mean, she means what she says. Congrats, Tyler. Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hi. You've got a talking pussy too. Yeah, I do. What's the cat's name, Taylor?

Dill. Dill. And Dill can meow on command? I hope so. Okay, perfect. Give it a go. Oh, just short and sharp. Short and sharp.

Is there anything else Dill has to say? Hang on. Wow. Some talented cats listening to the Bree and Clint show. Very talented cats. Okay, run that through the system. Did you get it? My app has picked that up.

Here we go. This is what Dill just said, Taylor. Give me some food, bitch. Yes. It was short and sharp. Short and sharp, Taylor, and I believe Dil wants some food. There we go. Right, is that about it?

Yeah, well, hold on. Have we got more, have we? I don't know. Is there anything left in the app? I don't know. Yeah, you talk to Carl. Carl. Hi, Carl.

It's Uncle Carl. Uncle Carl. Uncle Carl. Welcome, Uncle Carl. What's your cat's name, Uncle Carl? It's Uncle Carl. Uncle Carl. Uncle Carl. Welcome, Uncle Carl. What's your cat's name, Uncle Carl? It's Mittens. Mittens? Yeah.

Love it. Okay. Have you always wanted to know what Mittens is talking about? Yeah, he's a bit of a sad fella, but yeah. What do you mean by that, Carl? He's mean to the kids. The cat is mean to the kids. Oh.

Yeah. Okay, we'll see if Mittens can talk for us now. Maybe Mittens is misunderstood. Maybe you just need to know what Mittens we'll see if Mittens can talk for us now. Maybe Mittens is misunderstood. Maybe you just need to know what Mittens wants. So get Mittens to speak for us, and we'll tell you what Mittens has been trying to say all along. Can you hear him? Yeah, we can hear him.

Mittens does sound sad. Mittens does sound sad. Well, you said that he doesn't enjoy the kids that much Maybe he's said something about them They always pull a stale They pull a stale Okay well the translator has picked it up So let's hear what the translator has to say

Okay here we go this is what he said My favourite place to poo is on the kids pillows I hate them Oh You were right Carl He's not a massive fan of the kids. Yeah, no. All right, thanks, Uncle Carl.

Maybe go change those pillowcases, yeah? Okay. Okay. Thank you. Bye, Madden. Thanks, Carl. This is why I got into this job, eh? A few bugs in the app, eh?

No, I think my app's well on the way, to be honest. It's just the beta version. It's genius. I'm the next Tesla. Tell me. Brian Clint. You wouldn't believe it. What?

I already had an email from Elon Musk. Elon? Yeah, Elon Musk. With a G. Asking if he can buy my cat translating app. What's your price? So, probably, I don't know, a million. A million?

Probably worth more than that. It works pretty well. It's Elon freaking Musk. Like, why would you only charge a million? He's like the third richest man in the world now, hey? Two million. Two million, yeah. Make it two.

And a car. Yeah, and a Tesla. I was going to say, what sort of car? I was talking to my sister the other day, actually, and she was talking to me about the eternal flatting struggle that is other people using your stuff. Oh yeah. And I was like, oh man, don't miss that.

A punish. I do not miss that. It's a big punish. And I'm not talking about sharing. I'm talking about stuff being used. That's yours. That's yours. And it might be something special

that you've bought for yourself and it's like a treat but it has to stay in the fridge. It might be a kombucha. Yeah, a special toy. Oh, gross. Or it might be something that shouldn't be shared, you know? It should be something.

Yeah. You told me a story about something of yours that you used to keep in the shower that shouldn't have been shared. Okay, this sounds real sinister. I told you the other day when I was flatting. You said it was a feminine product that you kept in the shower and you found out that your flatmates had been using it. It was my razor.

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, I know. Disgusting. What did you think I was talking about? I don't know. Oh, have you got a waterproof one? Shut up. Razor.

Yeah, waterproof razor. Yeah. Electric razor. Your flatmate used your razor? That is grim. And you know what? I remember, because this was years ago, and I remember I was like, I swear,

I'm pretty sure I know that she's using it. How did you know? I could just tell. Were there hairs on it? Yeah, but then, like, they could have been my hairs like i don't know like sometimes you know you don't know so what i did was is i bought a brand new razor and i wet it and kind of made it look like it'd been used but i didn't use it right and then i left it in there so then i left it for like a week or so and then the next time i went and looked at it there was hairs in it

and obviously i hadn't used it. Oh yuck that's like a disgusting razor detective I think you're going to say you changed out the blade for like a blood slug and then they had a rash and they're like oh you're like how did you get that rash and they're like you know I got the rash. I don't want to give anyone a rash again

Intentionally We thought we could ask this afternoon because everyone has lived through this struggle, you know, and a lot of you will be going through it right now. What do your flatmates use of yours? That really irks you. What's the thing? What's the thing that's just racking you up?

You can't have this thing without your flatmates just using it. And maybe you've given into it now. Yeah, well, maybe you've got a system now where you hide it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like has it resorted to that? Where you hide like all your kitchen utensils in your room. Have you got a

mini fridge in your bedroom? Hey, some people do. With chicken breast inside it. Uncooked chicken breast. That's my chicken breast. Oh, $800 in them. We can keep you anonymous or you're welcome to dob your flatmates in. You can name them if you like. Yeah, get it off your chest What do your flatmates use of yours that really just pisses you off?

Give us a call or you can text us on 9696 Bree and Clint Talking about flatting and talking about your flatmates using your stuff It is eternally frustrating Especially when you catch them doing it And they say, oh, it's not a big deal, bro It's not a big deal It is. It's not a big deal. It is a big deal to me.

I think it's worse when it's the gross stuff. Like food is the most annoying, very annoying. But then like when it's stuff where it's like, that is not hygienic. Like stop using

my flannel in the shower. This is why I'm a big fan of flats doing a group shop because it eliminates people drinking from each other's milk. If there's just one milk, then there's no... But then what if

someone drinks more? Oh, what if someone drinks from the group bottle? Actually, no. It's a mind-fail. Like, technically, it's all of ours. Danila.

Hi, welcome to the show. Is it Danila or Danil? Danil. Danil. Danil. But everyone gets that wrong, so it's all good. Oh, sorry, mate.

What is it that your flatmates are using of yours? Yeah, so I went to uni for like seven years, so I've had many, many flatmates over the years, but this is definitely the worst story. What did you study, Daniil? You're like a professional unier. Doctor. Yeah, I was going to say doctor.

I was going to say, yeah. And you did that in seven years? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, I thought it was longer than that. What were they using of yours, Danielle? So I was just in my room one evening minding my own business and my flatmate came in and she was like, hey, can I talk to you about something?

And I was like, oh, yeah, all good. And she comes in and she's like, I've been using your toothbrush for the last few days, like I lost mine. Why would she tell you? Is that all good? Yeah, and I was like, no. And we only lived a block away from a supermarket,

so I couldn't quite understand. Were you guys real tight? Was she like your best friend? Nah. Not at all. I mean, I've used my partner's toothbrush from time to time, and usually they're not impressed, but I feel like that's acceptable. Yeah, so that was not good. Not all good.

Yeah, that was not all good. I bet you can't wait until you're a doctor and you can buy your own house. Ella, what was the thing that your flatmates were using that really irked you? Hey, so basically my flatmate always steals my chocolate and it's so annoying because you know when you have cravings and it's always just gone. So the thing is my flatmate's really short and I'm like kind of average height and we have this really tall shelf in our pantry. So I've started putting it up there now. She can't reach it. Is it a girl flatmate or a guy flatmate?

A girl, yeah. Have you said something to her, Ella? I kind of. We're like best friends. Like I've known her since I was like 10. Should we call her now and just, you know, confront her? Get all out there on the table. Yeah, do you want me to just call her and say that, you know,

I've been hired from Ella to just, you know, tell you. To rough you up a bit. This is awkward, but, you know. Finally, let's go to someone who wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. What is your flatmate using of yours? Hi.

So just in case they're still listening, because I know they listen to this radio station. Yeah. So it's not anymore. It was a couple years ago. But I would always splurge. This is when I was like working as a, like in retail. And I'd always splurge on like the expensive peanut butter. And every time I went to use it, it was always like, you

know, it had clearly been like gone at. So I hardly ended up having my own peanut butter. So after like the third or fourth jar, when it to the end of it I put eye drops into it So not only does it taste a bit good But actually if you ingest it It will give you the run Yeah, it gives you diarrheas Whoa So I know that was malicious

But at least I determined which flatmate it was And he didn't do it again How did you know? Did you sit outside the toilet just waiting to see? No, no, we shared a bathroom. What did you do once you found out which flatmate it was? Because for you to confront them, you would have to admit that you put eye drops in the peanut butter.

You just stand outside the bathroom. No, well, that's why I'm anonymous. I didn't dare do that. But it was more just like, because obviously it would have been like, So what are you going to do with the information? What are you going to do with the intel now that you know who's eating your peanut butter? Well, it was two years ago. And the fact, I knew that it would taste a little bit funny enough for them not to eat it again,

which they didn't. Yeah, right. And then, of course, because your tummy would get upset sort of immediately afterwards, you'd be like, oh, okay. Like you would know what it was. Yeah. You should have just stood outside the bathroom being like, hey, you okay?

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Network and available wherever you get your pods. Free and Clint. Right now, though, I just wanted to give you the opportunity. Is there anything you wanted to say to me? Is there anything you wanted to? I don't think so. No?

Today's not, you don't want to mark the occasion at all today? You don't want to? Oh, is it our anniversary? No, it's not. No, our anniversary is not in November. It's in July. It's in July. Thanks for remembering.

Is there anything you wanted to say? I don't like this. Is there anything you want to say to Producer Ben today? Is there anything you want to... To me. Anything you'd like to say to Producer Ben? Happy Bar Mitzvah? No.

No. No. Happy Bar Mitzvah is the wrong thing to say. It's not just you. Producer Anastasia, is there anything you would like to say

to me and Producer Ben today to mark the day? I'm giving you the opportunity before we get upset about the fact that you guys

haven't done anything. Have your balls dropped? Has it dropped? No, our balls. Actually, no, they have. They have. They both have. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not today. They haven't. No, not today. Is it men that work in Radio Day? This is actually really rough. What is it? I can't believe that you two have forgotten to say Happy International Men's Day to Ben and I.

November 19 every year is international men's day. Oh yeah, yeah you guys. Yeah we're men. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, sorry. And you didn't want to do anything for us. I totally forgot. Do you have a special Instagram post planned for us?

My mum told me to never make assumptions so. No. Yeah true. No. How are we meant to know? You know that we're shooting. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You're not getting out of this by not knowing that we were there. This is 2020. That's so true, Anastasia. You should not be assuming. We're quite clearly men. Ben's doing Movember. Yeah, I'm doing it. No, that doesn't mean anyone can do Movember.

I've got a baby. I've got a baby. I've reproduced. That's okay. There's gay couples that have babies. There's couples that have babies. I'm the father. I say, I say, I...

Yeah. Hey, look, before you get angry, mate, happy International Men's Day. Thank you, Ben. Can I just say to you, happy International Men's Day. Thanks, mate. Yeah.

And Bree, happy International Men's Day. Thanks so much. I appreciate that. No, I appreciate that. Happy International Men's Day. Happy International Men's I appreciate that. No, I appreciate that. Happy International Men's Day. Happy International Men's Day to you, Anastasia. No, no, no. Happy International Men's Day to you, Anastasia.

Happy International Men's Day to you. You deserve it. You deserve it. Head on the back for you, my male friend. I love you. How did this become about you? This happened last year. This is our day.

Wait a sec. We get free and Clint. Everyone take a breath, okay? This is our day. Wait a second. Oh, we get it. Brie and Clint. Everyone take a breath, okay? This is, um... It's okay. You've done this plenty of times. This is no different, all right? No, it is different.

No, but it shouldn't be in your head. It's more and more pressure. It shouldn't be in your head, okay? It's just another game of What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Every week we offer one person the chance to take Bree on in our movie guessing game.

If Bree wins, the fuel up for grabs jackpots. It has jackpotted 13 times. We are at $700 of free mobile fuel. Bree's goal is to get that amount to $1,000 and then you'll be happy, right? And then I'll be happy and I'm happy to not even try. When I'm at $1,000, I'll just give it to someone. I don't know that you will. I reckon once we hit $1,000, you'll go, I'll make it too.

Nah, I'll be done. I'll be absolutely done. But I need to get there and I don't know if I can do it. We can't focus on that. You can only focus on the goal at hand and that's defending the 700, okay? Here to take you on today and play for that $700 of free mobile fuel is Mike. Good afternoon, Mike.

Hello, Mike. Hey, guys. It's actually Mark. Oh, Mark. Mark. Sorry, Mark. That's okay. Let's get that right.

Mark. Yes. What are your movie credentials? Oh, I've been watching movies since I can remember. A lot of early 90s movies. Obviously, up to date with my Netflix account at the moment, so I think I've got a good chance. Okay, you've got as good a chance as any.

You need two correct before Bree gets two correct. Okay. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line If you guess and you get it wrong The other person gets a free guess Good luck everybody Cool

It's anybody's from here Today for a record amount of mobile fuel We are doing movies that have broken records Record breaking films Oh that's hard Movie number one has the record. Once I give out the record, it's fair game, okay? You can start guessing from there.

Movie number one has the record for the highest-grossing movie of all time. Bree. The Titanic. The Titanic. It's incorrect. Mark, free guess. Oh.

I would go with Avatar. Avatar's incorrect. I will start reading the plot line. Okay. A drift in space with no food or... Mark. Oh. Drift in space with no food.

Three. Infinity War. Infinity War is incorrect. Oh, that was a good guess. No, I get a guess now, Mark. Free guess. Another War. Infinity War is incorrect. Oh, that was a good guess. No, I get a guess now, Mark. Free guess. Another one. Drift in Space.

Mark, can I go again? No, you can't go again. Is it... He gave you a clue. He said it's the other one. No, you can't give a clue. You gave the clue, Mark. It's Avengers Endgame. Avengers Endgame

is correct. Okay, okay. Okay, everybody reset. I gave you that one. You did. You did, okay? Keep your cards close to your chest. I love how Mark has a go and then he's like, can I have another go? That's how the game works, Mark. One point to Bree. Movie number

two. This movie has the record for the Mark? One point to Bree. Movie number two. This movie has the record for the most Academy Awards of all time. Academy Award nominations, excuse me. Okay. At 17 years old, this person hails from an aristocratic family and is set to be married. But when she boards the world's most famous ship... Bree. Bree.

The Titanic. The Titanic's correct. Sorry, Mark. Well played, well played, well played. Sorry, Mark. Bit of a dirty game. You were in there. No, I'll phone back for the $1,000

and you'll just give it away anyway. Call back for the $1,000. If you get through, I'll give it to you, Mark. I promise. What about the fact that Rose on Titanic was 17? Did you know that? Yeah, I think I did know that. 17?

And he was 16. Jack was 16? I think so. Yeah, right. I don't know. 14 Academy Award nominations. That's what's the plot. We will return next week to play for $750.

I don't feel as good about that win. I like to win clean. Yeah, it was a bit messy. Bit messy. Brian Clint. Don't know if this means a lot coming from a pale and stale white guy like me, but that's some funky stuff, man. Yeah, groovy.

Oh, no, too far. No, take it too far. I think we can get away with funky. Wicked, guys. Damn, that's skanky. Is that good? No, that's no. All right.

I said before that George Clooney has done something that has cemented his place as the coolest man of all time, I believe. I believe. He is a pretty cool, suave dude, isn't he? Yeah. In an interview with GQ magazine, which is where he belongs, it should be George.

He's on the cover. The G is for George. He is. He's on the cover every month. George Clooney has confirmed a rumour that has been going around that he did in fact give 14 of his best friends a million dollars each. What? Yeah.

He said he viewed the million dollars as payback for the times that they supported him when he was a starving and struggling actor. Got it. So it's obviously his core group. And he said basically this is his words, I thought basically if I get hit by a bus, they're in my

will. So why the F am I waiting to get hit by a bus? Yeah, I like that. So he gave a million dollars to 14 of his best friends. He gave away 14 million dollars. Do you think this is why he robbed that casino? I'm jealous of two things. That he has $14 million to give away

and that he's got 14 friends. 14 friends that he likes enough to give a million dollars to. The story gets cooler. He gave them each their million dollars in cash. Amazing. He handed them cash. Yeah, it's from the casino, I told you. Well, actually, it does get a bit Ocean's Eleven.

Listen to this. It is Ocean's Eleven. He had to find a bank that had $14 million cash that he could withdraw. And he had to go, look, I'm George Clooney. Yeah, he's not getting that out of the ATM. No, you can't. No. No way.

And then when he got it out, he put a million dollars into individual cases. So 14 different cases. Like duffel bags? No, like suitcases. Like briefcase. Yeah, I think like Pelican cases. And then what do you do when you're transporting $14 million cash? How do you keep it safe?

He rented a florist van, like an imitation florist van to transport it. But it's an armoured truck? No, it's a florist van. There's $14 million in it. True, an armoured truck would have been a good idea actually. And I would go, why is George Clooney in that florist van? He's probably something for Nespresso.

When he gave it to each of the people, he went to them and he pointed to he had a map and he pointed to all the places that he had been in the world and all the cool things that he'd been able to do because of them helping him. Oh, rub it in. Yeah, I know, I know. Rub it in, George.

All of these things have been possible in my life because of you, because you supported me and I got to where I am with your support. How can I ever repay people for something like that? How about a million dollars? I'm going to give them a million dollars each. He is just, yeah. How much money do you think he has? Like if he's dishing out 14 million.

Producer Ben, can you Google George Clooney net worth for us, please? You know what? I love the idea of why wait until you die to help. To do something great. To help your loved ones out, right? Because, I mean, that's what a will essentially is. I've had this conversation with my mum and dad before where they've said to me, they're like,

look, obviously we've got three kids and we're going to leave you guys a certain amount of whatever. And they're like, you know, if we can help you buy your first house, if we can give you a bit of the deposit, we're going to do it now. We're not going to wait until we're dead and we're not going to see you happy struggling to buy a house. Are they going to give you a million dollars? I'll be happy with

10 grand to be honest. George Clooney has a net worth of 500 million dollars. Oh, so it's not much. I think he can spare it. But it's enough. You know, right? Any more than that and I'll be like, oh man, this is too much. I feel uncomfortable. Yeah, right. But a million, it just sounds cool too.

We want to know this afternoon and maybe you've done it. Have you ever given a friend a chunk of change? Yeah, I've helped people out before. Have you? Yeah, a couple of times. How much money? Not a million bucks. How much?

I think the most I've probably lent someone is a couple thousand. Really? Yeah. It was a loan? It was a loan. Not a gift? No. And it was a very good friend and they really needed it.

Yeah, right. And I was like, well, it's all my savings. So whenever you can pay me back. So please pay me back as soon as you can. Oh, $100 at M this afternoon. We want to know, have you ever given someone a decent amount of money? And it might have been a loan? Could have been a loan.

Or it could have been a gift. A gift. Yeah. Yeah. Could have been a friend, family member. And what was that like? And what was the outcome? Yeah.

And what did they need it for? Yeah. And how's the relationship now? Yeah. Is it all good? Because money can really complicate things, can't it? It can really complicate things and it can get real messy too. Yeah.

Oh, 800. But maybe it didn't. Maybe you feel great for it and you recommend everybody gives away their money. Yeah, and it made your friendship or relationship stronger. 0800 dials at M or you can text to 9696. Did you give someone a decent amount of money? Yeah. We'd love to know.

We just told you a story about George Clooney who has cemented his position as one of the coolest guys in the world. He has given 14 of his best friends $1 million cash each. Incredible. To say thanks for being my friend when I had nothing and helping me as a struggling actor.

My uncle gave my dad a car once. Did he? Brand new, drove it off the lot. Whoa. And his other brother, so my dad's brother. So he gave them, yeah. What sort of cars? They were SS Utes, Holden SS Utes. So he gave them, yeah. What sort of cars? They were SS Utes.

Holden SS Utes. Why did I even ask? I mean, we're from country Queensland. From outback Australia. Thunder! We want to know, have you ever given someone a decent amount of money? What's that like? And what were the circumstances?

Was it a gift? Was it a loan? Did you get it back? And lots of people are calling through and texting as well. Emma's here. Emma, did you give someone a lot of money? Well, it was a lot to me at the time. My friend rang me and said she needed to... Well, could she use my credit card to put an airfare on

from Australia to New Zealand? Okay. It was about 20 years ago. And so it was about, I don't know, three grand, quite expensive then. Yeah. And then when I tried to get her to, and so it was about, I don't know, three grand, quite expensive then. Yeah. And then when I tried to get her to give me,

she was like, I'll put the money back as soon as I get back to New Zealand, I'll put it in your account and stuff, and she got back, didn't take any of my calls.

No. Didn't take my calls in Australia, just completely blanked me, wouldn't answer anything. About five years ago, she sent me a friend request on Facebook,

and I messaged her, DMed her, and said, I'll accept your friend request when you give me back my three grand. Yeah, plus inflation. Plus interest. Yeah. Yeah, I know, right? So I've obviously had to pay off the credit card debt. Did she respond to that message?

I don't know. Maybe you should send her a poke. Just poke her. Yeah, I should do know. Maybe you should send her a poke. Just poke her. Yeah, I should do it. Yeah, probably poke her. It ruined the friendship. Oh, I'm sorry, Emma. Alright, well, Emma's got a cautionary tale for giving your friends money. Hopefully George Clooney's listening. If he is,

it's too late. I don't think George wants it back. It's too late. Yeah, true. Ben, g'day. Hi, Ben. Oh, George is awesome. George is awesome? Um, yeah, totally. Hi, Ben. Oh, George is awesome. George is awesome? Yeah, totally. I mean, like, you know. Oh, Clooney. I've got this one.

Yeah, Clooney, George. I've got this one rule. Like, never loan anybody anything. Like, only give something if you never expect it back. Right, okay. And I had a friend just recently, actually, who needed a place to stay, and I had a caravan,

which has a significant value, and I just gave it to them. You gave them a free caravan? The whole thing. Yeah. Whoa. Wow, Ben, that's so generous of you. I guess you shouldn't loan anything that you can't stand to not get back.

I literally, as Ben said that, I thought about all the clothes that I've left friends being like, you know, I never got any of that crap back. How much do you reckon the caravan's worth? Just under 40 grand. Whoa. And why? Was it because they really needed it more than you? Yeah, because they're in need and I'm not.

Oh, that's lovely, Ben. Great attitude, Ben. That's really nice. That's nice. There's another really nice text on the text machine. Someone said, I gave my sibling $150,000, which was my share of an inheritance

as the sibling needed it more than me. I'm comfortably off. No strings attached. It has not changed anything between us. Whoa. That is a lot of money. I assume if you're siblings, then they got 150 grand too. Yeah. Then you gave them yours. Yeah.

Yeah, well done. Yeah, that's amazing. Finally, Paul, did you give someone a lot of money? Did I give someone? Or did you receive a lot of money? Did I give someone? Or did you receive a lot of money from someone? No, I received. Very fortunately, I received. What did you get, Paul?

A lot like George Clooney's mates. I got a million dollars. You got a million dollars from someone? As did my brother, yeah. You got a million dollars each? Wait, both of you? Yes. How?

Sale of a family property. Whoa. And was it like unexpected? It was discussed all the way through. Yeah, right. It was basically what you call a living inheritance. Yeah. Because I always dream about that,

that I hear from like a long lost auntie or something. Yeah, yeah. Who bequeathed you her fortune. Yeah, she's died, unfortunately. Paul, what does it feel like to be a millionaire? Well, it's all gone into the mortgage and I've bought a business. But it's a nice thought in the back of the head that you're doing okay, you know? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Paul, I need to ask because, I mean, I've never been given a million dollars. Oh, sorry. Did you buy one flashy thing for yourself? Yeah, please. What was the thing where you're like, I've got all this money, I'm going to buy one thing? Surely you treated yourself. Well, I did buy a second-hand boat.

Hey, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. How much was the boat, Paul? It was only $22,000. Not bad, mate. Hey, pretty nice boat. I like that, Paul. Yeah. To be fair Hey, pretty nice boat. I like that boat. To be fair to the boat seller, I was looking at brand new,

but he talked me into secondhand. He didn't know you had a million dollars in the bank. I've got a million dollars, mate. Love it, Paul. Thank you, mate. That's great. Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Hey-o. Here we go. Birthday Banger. Here we go. Birthday Banger will take three people's birthdays and we'll find out what was number one on their 16th and then we'll play the best one. Jordan, welcome to the show.

Hello. Where are you calling us from? Parmy. Parmy North, our favourite spot. Dramaston North. I love a bit of Parmy North. Can you say hello to Mama Di's car that's down there? Sure thing.

Perfect. Jordan, what's your birthday? 30th of June, 94. All right. You were 16 in 2010 on the 30th of June. And Jordan, here's your birthday banger. Yeah, tonight. B.O.B. and Hayley Williams' Airplane.

Not bad. Not bad. I like that song. That's a banger. You're in a good mood, Jordan. I'm always in a good mood, Clint. I love it. Are you just happy to be here, Jordan?

Always happy to be here. We're bloody happy to have you, mate. Okay, wait there. Let's get Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Another Jordan. Hello, hello. Hey, another happy Jordan. Welcome to the show. Hell yeah. Okay, wait there. Let's get Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Another Jordan. Hello, hello. Hey, another happy Jordan. Welcome to the show.

Hell yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. Where are you calling from? Pukakohe. Pukakohe, potato capital of New Zealand. Jordan, mate, what's your birthday? July 15th, 1993. Right, you were 16 in 2009 on the 15th

of July. And here comes your birthday banger. Jordan, what's the main bar or club in Pukekohe? Smart Bar. Smart Bar. Would this song go off at Smart Bar? Yeah, sometimes it does,

yeah. I bet. And everyone's trying to pick their feet up off the sticky floor. Yeah, oh,

100%. Okay, that's a really good one too. One more for Christina. Christina. Hello,

how are you, mate? Good, thanks. That's good. Christina, what's your birthday? 26th of May, 1992. Alright, mate? Good, thanks. That's good. Christine, what's your birthday? 26th of May, 1992.

All right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 21st of May. And in 2008, this had a number one hit. Come on. Who'd be this? Gabriella Chilby. I don't know. That's right, Gabriella Chilby. I don't know. That's right, Gabriela Chilme. I think she was an Aussie.

Was she? I think she was an Aussie, but she'd lived in London for ages. Right. And she released this song and it went crazy. Australian. Oh, it's still a good song, though. Yeah. Do you like it, Christina?

I think others are better. Yeah. Well, good that you can admit it. Thank you for that. We've got a tough choice. It's Evacuate the Dance Floor for me. Christina? I think others are better. Yeah, well good that you can admit it. Thank you for that. We've got a tough choice. It's evacuate the dance floor for me. Oh yeah, it's not that tough a choice at all, is it?

Just the vibe. No, you're right. It'll pick you up on a Thursday. You're right. Jordan, congratulations, you've won birthday banger. Oh, thank you guys. Awesome. Easy win.

Easy win, Jordan. And other Jordan, congratulations, someone with your name won birthday banger. So you pretty much won. Thanks, guys. And Jordan Jordan, congratulations. Someone with your name won birthday banger. So you pretty much won. Thanks, guys. And Jordan, you live in Parney, so you're always a winner. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's go. And Christina, you're a winner too.

Yeah. Thank you. COVID, come and give me some more. Watch me get physical, out of control. There's people watching me. I never miss a beat. Still the night, kill the lights. Feel it under your skin. So that's right, keep it tight, cause it's pulling you in.

Pit up, you can't stop, cause it feels like an overdose. This ain't over at all. It's back here with the dance floor. I'm affected by the sound. I found this beat is killing me. He's a DJ, let's all get it, take me underground. It's like you're with the dance floor.

I'm affected by the sound. My body's aching. I'm about to explode. Watch me. I'm intoxicated. Taking the show. It's got me hypnotized everybody step aside it's still the night kill the lights feel it under your skin now it's right keep it tight cause it's pulling you in pick it up you can't stop cause It's like an overdose.

Evacuate the dance floor. I'm affected by the sound. A song that's beat is killing me. He looks so easy, let the music take me underground. Evacuate the dance floor. I'm affected by the sound Stop this beat, it's killing me We need to do this, but at least I don't know Come on and evacuate, feel the club is heating up

Move on and accelerate, push it to the top Come on and evacuate, feel the club is heating up Move on and accelerate, you don't have to be afraid Now guess who's back on a brand new track They got everybody in the club going mad So everybody in the back, get your back up off the wall and just shake that thang Go crazy, yo lady, yo baby, let me see you wreck that thang And drop it down low, low, let me see you take it to the dance floor, yo

Everybody in the club, evacuate the dance floor Everybody yo Everybody in the floor Evacuate the dance floor Everybody in the floor I'm infected by the sound Everybody in the floor Stop this beat, it's killing me Hate the DJ, let the music take me underground Everybody in the floor Evacuate the dance floor

Everybody in the floor I'm infected by the sound Stop this beat, it's killing me ZM Brand Client for Jordan from Pukikohe That is the winner of Birthday Banger, Cascada And Evacuate the Dance Floor Oh, that was, I already played that one I thought you were going to play Cascada's other song Every Time We Touch

Do you know that song? Is that Cascada as well? song. Every Time We Touch. Do you know that song? Is that Cascade there as well? Yeah. Every time we touch, we get this feeling. God, that song was huge as well, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. Very, very similar vibe. Oh, here we go.

I still hear your voice when you sleep. If you went to the clubs around... What year is this? What year was Jordan's birthday, Banger? I think it was 2010. 2010? Yeah. This is very deep, hard and funky 2010.

Oh, yeah. It's very our house. And you're like in the dance floor, everyone's sweaty. You know, you can't move. And it doesn't matter when the beat drops. DJ starts mixing in some Darude as well. And you're like... Good times. And you just don't know what your brain is doing.

You're like, where am I? You're like, what's in these party pills? Oh, that's right, BZP. It's not illegal yet. Have you heard this story about these two students from the Sydney Grammar School? No. You haven't heard the story?

No. It's quite interesting because obviously COVID has ruined a lot of things this year and, you know, people have had to postpone things or not have them at all. Yeah. Worst re-o-week ever. Yeah.

The situation over in New South Wales at the moment and in Sydney is you can't have gatherings of more than, I think, a certain amount of people. It's like 10 or 20 or whatever it is. Yeah. Unless you're having a wedding. I think that's the... Oh, yeah.

Like if you're having a wedding, you can bypass some of the... Right, COVID can't spread at a wedding. Yeah, some of the restrictions and you can have... COVID will respect a wedding. Yeah, 150 people. Yeah. But they have to all be four metres social distancing rules or something if you're not in the same bubble or something like that.

Anyway, these two students, they were like, you know, what are we going to do for our grad party? Like we can't have more than 20 people. Yeah, we've been building up to this party our whole school life. Our whole life, you know, because I think their graduation was allowed to go ahead, but they were like, no party. Yeah.

Anyway, these two teenagers, these two boys, they were best friends and they were thinking, what are we going to do here? How can we get around this? They decided they were going to get married. So the two teenage boys decided that they would have a commitment ceremony at a mansion on Sydney's lower North Shore. Wonderful. They had photos taken.

They posed for them. There was a certificate and all that kind of stuff. Anyway, so they've done this, I think, in the afternoon, in the lead up to having the reception slash graduation party. And anyway, their parents have caught wind of this, who were away, and

they decided, the parents were like what the hell is going on, headed back to Sydney and caught people just as it was starting to erupt, this massive party. Were they angry they didn't get invited to their son's wedding? Maybe. But yeah, anyway.

Are the boys, are they in a relationship? No, no. I'm pretty sure they're not. They're just friends. They're best friends. Right. Yeah, so they've literally merely done this. This is crack up.

Anyway, turns out it wasn't a real ceremony. They just did some photos and whatever and pretended like it was to get around the restrictions. Right. Because if they went through with it, they're entitled to a reception. If they legally got married, they're entitled to a reception. Yeah, but they also would be committing federal law by getting married when it's not real. No.

If they made it real. It's real if it's real. They're not in a relationship. Yeah, but that doesn't matter. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't not. You can't marry someone if you're not in an actual relationship. What if they kiss?

Lock it in. What if they kiss and they promise to share a bed? Have you never seen the Adam Sandler movie Chuck and Larry? Weirdly, no. You haven't? No. It'll explain everything. Stink Buzz, no party after

all that effort too. No party. Good try though. They should come over, quarantine for two weeks, and then party in New Zealand. Why not? It'll be worth it I reckon. Brie and Clint. I was reading something today, Brie,

which was advice for people who are looking to get a pet for Christmas. Oh, that's good because a lot of the time people will buy pets for gifts. Yes, and they're not fully prepared. I don't think it's the best idea to start off with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To spring a live animal on someone. I've had that.

Yeah, I don't think it's the best. I got given a cat for my birthday and I lived in an apartment and I was sweating. Oh, not ideal. And it did not go down well at all. I've had that. Yeah, I don't think it's the best. I got given a cat for my birthday and I lived in an apartment and I was flatting. Not ideal. And it did not go down well at all. I bet. Anyway, the advice is things like do the puppy proofing before the puppy arrives. Good idea. And consider getting an older

animal so you don't have to train it. Oh yeah, that's a good idea too. You can always adopt. Yeah. And then I thought, you've just gone through this. You just literally got a baby puppy a couple of weeks ago. So from you, and I know it has not gone well.

It's been a challenging but also rewarding period. You look like a needle junkie. Your hands and arms at the moment, there are so many cuts and scratches on you. It's so hard to explain to people when they see my arms and they're like, what's going on?

So I thought I could ask you what are the three things, Bree, you wish you knew before you got a dog? Before you got a puppy? Number one, I'd probably just say goodbye to having a clean house now.

Right. For the next 18 months, your house is going to be a shithole. Right. Because they, yeah, right. They literally, like, because you're either putting stuff up onto the counter or they're ripping stuff out of the wall or they're tearing a curtain down. Okay. Just say goodbye to it.

Say goodbye to a clean house. Just, yeah, make peace with it. Get rid of it. Cool. Just say goodbye to it. Say goodbye to a clean house. Just, yeah, make peace with it. Get rid of it. Cool. Number two. Number two, god, they poo and wee a lot. Oh, like just all the time. Yeah.

Like all the time. Do dogs use litter trays? No. And actually, good advice, I would say don't ever use puppy pads. Oh, right. Because it just teaches them to go in the house. Yeah. You just have to take them out constantly.

Also, how yuck is a puppy pad? Yeah, it's gross. Just free ball it. You need to take the puppy out at least every 20 minutes. That's just how it is. You just have to do it and then you slowly make it longer and longer. Lots of poo-poo and pee-pee. That's advice number two.

My third piece of advice for anyone who's looking to get a pet for Christmas is keep a lot of alcohol around the house. You're going to need it. Weirdly, that's the exact same advice I'd give anybody who's about to have a baby. Perfect. Like spot on, to the minute. You heard about this guy who has spoken out about getting COVID, and he didn't even know that he had COVID

because he didn't have any of the normal symptoms. Yeah, yeah. Because, you know, we've heard of the sore throat, cough, the loss of taste, all that stuff, runny nose. Now, he didn't have any of those, but he did have one symptom that they're saying was because he had COVID. Yeah, right. What's the new symptom?

Because this is important news, actually. This is a public service announcement. It is. You can look for this. This is a COVID-19 announcement. There is a new symptom to watch out for. If you have swollen testicles. You may have COVID.

Is that real? It's real. He was experiencing pain in his left groin and testicle that morning, which was getting worse. Oh, singular. Hold on. Wait. Suspicious contact history. He got swabbed and it came back positive.

Where did they swab him? I think in the nose. I think in the nose. Anyway, yeah, so it says only one swollen testicle. As a testicle owner, one swollen testicle for me would be more concerning than two. Absolutely. If you've got two, then maybe you just got blue balls. You can't say that on the radio. If I than two. Absolutely. If you've got two, then maybe you just got blue balls. You can't say

that on the radio. If I had two, what I was going to say, if I had two, I would just go ooh. That's a medical term. No, it's not a medical term. BB, it is. No, it's not a medical term. Are you sure? I'm 100% sure. Let me google what is the medical term.

I don't even know if it's a real thing. I think it's just a thing that people say. I'm pretty sure it's a real thing. It's not a medical term. There's no journal that has that word in it. The medical term for blue balls is epididymal. Hypertension. So it's not a medical word, which means you probably can't say it.

No. Yeah, you can say that. Well, I'll say it. We'll just dub that over. Epididymal hypertension. Text your partner and tell them you've got epididymal. Epididymal. And you'll be home at 15.

Oh, babe, I think I've got epididymal hypertension. And they'll text back and go I think you might have COVID