ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 1st 2018
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ZM!
Let's go, go, go!
Now let me see you dance!
ZM's Brie and Clint.
Kia ora, New Zealand.
Brie and Clint.
Kia ora.
What day is it?
It is Thursday.
Damn it!
Why?
I had a weird feeling that it was Friday.
You know when you get a Friday feeling?
Wait a minute.
You know when you catch a real Friday feeling?
Nah, definitely Thursday.
Damn it!
Could have been worse. You could have said Wednesday. That's okay, though. We're in this together. We're here No, definitely Thursday. Damn it. Could have been worse.
You could have said Wednesday.
That's okay, though.
We're in this together.
We're here together
and we will get through it together.
We'll get you through, mate.
It's fine.
That's our job.
I've got your back.
We are driving you home.
Not literally,
but we would.
We would.
Given the opportunity, we would.
We should do that.
Actually drive people home.
Yeah, let's hire a hummer
and we'll just pick people up. You mean like a hummerzine? A hum hire a Hummer and we'll just pick people up.
You mean like a Hummerzine? A Hummerzine
and we'll just pick people up and drive
you home. Because if you just meant Hummer, I was like
there's way more fuel efficient vehicles
that carry the same amount as just a Hummer. No,
they're real fuel efficient.
You know what is fuel efficient? Electric
bus. No, a 2001
Mitsubishi Diamante. That's
right, Bree. That is the exact next
car I was going to say. We have
one to give away. This is the point where we'd
normally say call and you'll get to play
boot or bonnet with us. But I'm going to say,
Taiho, New Zealand, hold your horses.
Wait just a second. What are we doing?
I want to entice people to win this car even
more. Maybe you're not convinced.
Maybe you're like, oh, that's
not for me. There is a vintage ad that has resurfaced about the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante.
Possibly the ad that made it the automobile icon that it is.
The automotive icon.
Yeah, the absolute juggernaut.
We're going to play this for you next.
And then you really, there's no part of you that's not going to want to own a burnt orange 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante.
Oh, I can just smell the fuel.
Straight after Demi Lovato.
Sorry, not sorry.
ZM.
We've got a car to give away.
It's a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante.
It's not just the car either.
You've got the secondhand TV in there, which is a good TV.
Good TV.
It's not that old.
I think it's about a year old.
You've got a brand new surfboard.
You don't know what the TV is.
I'm guessing.
You've got no idea what the TV is.
You just know that it's flat.
They've been making flat TVs since 2007.
Mate, I'm trying to sell this here.
Does it have HDMI ports? Yes, it does. You don't know that. Okay, I'm guessing. You this here. Does it have HDMI ports? Yes.
You don't know that. Okay, I'm guessing.
You don't know that. It's bubble wrapped. It's good.
It's decent. Yeah, it's good.
It works. There's a brand new
Sorry, I briefly forgot whose team I was on.
Yeah, you're on my team. There's a brand new
surfboard, which is awesome. It is
a brand new surfboard. It's a good one too.
You don't know anything about surfboards.
Yeah, I do. I know it's a big one.
Is it a seven footer? Eight footer?
No, it's a nine footer. It's a nine
footer. It's a long board. And you know what's longer
than that? What? The Mitsubishi Diamante.
Yeah, boy. She is a
big, bad girl.
And this prize this week has really been
blowing up our show. Like,
you know when someone... A car's a car.
This is premium radio. When you get into radio, you dream of someone... A car's a car. This is premium radio.
When you get into radio,
you dream of giving away a car, right?
That's the best prize you could give away.
Fletchbourne and Megan gave one away the other week
and they're at the top of their game.
They went to Christchurch to give away the Suzuki Swift.
We're trying to get on their level with this.
We thought, they're giving away a car.
Our show needs to give away a car.
We wondered why, though,
people were so interested in the Diamante
until today someone sent us a copy of an ad for the Mitsubishi Diamante.
Now, when this was created in 2001, advertising sounded a bit different,
a little bit cheesier, right?
Yeah, so just, you know.
Take it with a grain of salt.
Take yourself back to that time.
We're going to play you the ad because I feel like after you hear this,
you're going to want to call to win this car.
Yeah, this is, I mean, it's going to be tough to get through
after we play this ad, but this is it.
This is the original ad for the Mitsubishi Diamante 2001.
Are you sick of saving on gas with your fuel-efficient vehicle?
Do you like cars that aren't classics but are still really old?
Would you like a car that makes you say,
No seriously, what is that smell?
Then the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante is the car for you.
With a mere 261,000 kilometres on the clock,
it only needs to do 100 more and it's literally driven to the moon.
We surveyed five people and four said,
I wouldn't touch that car with a 10-foot pole.
Are you that one sucker? I mean driver.
With an iceberg-melting 3.5 litre V8 and a built-in CD player,
this car screams struggling businessman or businesswoman. But don't just take it from us,
listen to these glowing reviews from previous owners. Honestly, the Diamante, more like the
Dimer Shet, it honestly uses half a tank of fuel just driving down my bloody driveway. I mean,
my driveway's 10 kilometres long because I live in Timaru, but still. My dad gave me the Mitsubishi Diamante on my
16th birthday. I always wondered
if he really loved me, and now I
know for sure, he doesn't.
Honestly, it's like a turd
on wheels. F*** that car.
The 2001 Mitsubishi
Diamante VRX.
Win it all this week on the
Bree and Clint radio show.
What a car, what a show.
Breein' Clint take no responsibility for the health, safety or financial well-being of the new owner of the Mitsubishi Diamante.
When you win it, the car becomes your problem. No givebacks.
The incredible thing about that vintage piece of advertising is even when they created it in 2001, they knew we'd be giving it away.
It's incredible.
It is incredible.
I mean.
This is meant to be.
You couldn't even write about it.
If you want to drive it, 0800 dial ZM.
We're going to play another round of Boot or Bonnet next.
Someone is driving this car home tomorrow.
Let's give away a car.
It's time for Boot or Bonnet.
Not just any car, the famed Mitsubishi Diamante,
which currently belongs to Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
Oh, hey.
How does it feel to be the current custodian of such a magnificent wagon?
You're getting excited.
So good.
So good.
What are you currently driving?
Um, a Mazda.
Mazda.
That is the sound of someone who is not 100% sure what they're driving.
Do you know what year it is?
I'm not that fast.
No, that's fine.
You're obviously not that fast.
You're competing to win a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante.
Hannah, I need to ask you,
are you more excited about the car or all the stuff that's in the car?
I think the surfboard's quite exciting,
and my flatmates have eyed up a few of the other items.
So between the whole house, I think it will be a good home.
It is the prize that keeps the whole family happy.
Keeps on giving.
Now, I know a little bit about cars, but I learnt it all from my dad.
He told me cars are good to 200,000 k's.
Perfect.
Japanese ones.
Perfect.
What's this car on?
261,000 k's. Love. Japanese ones. Perfect. What's this car on? 261,000 Ks.
Love it.
Which means it's better.
It's gone beyond and it's shown its fortitude that it will keep rolling,
possibly forever.
I've heard the Diamantes like George Clooney.
It gets better with age.
Absolutely, that's what it is.
Now, we want to give it to you, Hannah,
but you need to survive a few more rounds of boot or bonnet.
We have a wheel in studio. Halfs is bonnet,
halves is boot. We're going to spin it,
and as the carryover champ, you get the first call.
Boot or bonnet? Alright, let's go
bonnet. Bonnet. Alright, bonnet for
Hannah. Bonnet belongs to you.
Jaden, you get the boot, okay?
Awesome. Alright, guys, here we go. Spin the wheel.
It has landed on
It's a bonus
Hannah
Wow
Nice work
Sorry Jaden
Short lived mate
Alright
Alright you're welcome
Jaden doesn't care
Because it's a 2001 Diamante
Oh he cares
He's just choking back the tears
You're welcome to get back through by the way
If you do miss out
You're welcome to give it another go
Nathan is this your first
shot at winning the Mitsubishi Diamante?
Yes. Nathan, have
you ever owned a V6?
No.
I own a Nissan Primera.
It's about time you start
driving a V6, I think.
This is the granddaddy to the Nissan Primera.
Hannah, you want boot or bonnet?
We'll go bonnet.
You want bonnet again.
Bonnet again.
Doubling down on bonnet.
All right, that means you get the boot, Nathan.
Here we go.
Spin two, Bree, take it away.
We are landing.
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
She's having a dream run.
Hannah, it's bonnet.
So good. I'm lucky, Nathan. Nathan is audibly disappointed. She's having a dream run. Hannah, it's Bonnet. So good.
I'm lucky, Nathan. Nathan is audibly
disappointed. That's understandable, Nate.
What?
How could this happen?
How could you possibly...
How could you possibly lose a purely 50-50
competition? Nath, unlucky.
You can call back.
Yeah, give it another go.
One more round, Hannah. You do this and you have survived more than one round of boot or bonnet.
I almost need a drink.
It's hard work.
Jordan.
Yes.
Welcome to boot or bonnet.
I'm excited.
Are you keen to win this car?
Oh, so keen.
I'm actually probably more keen for the surfboard, to be honest.
People want the surfboard.
That's okay.
It was the only new item in the whole prize.
Right.
Hannah, you're the champ.
Boot or bonnet?
I'll go the boot this time.
You're going to mix it up and go with boot.
Are you sure?
Okay, she's going to change it.
Yeah, I don't know either, but yeah, we'll go with it.
All right, here we go.
Last round.
Boot or bonnet?
Hannah's got the boot.
Jordan's got the bonnet. Hannah's got the boot. Jordan's got the bonnet.
Hannah's got the boot.
Hannah, it's got one left on boot and it has stuck.
It's both.
Hannah, you little ripper.
What a dream run.
Sorry, Jordan, it's not your day.
Call back at five. Okay, thanks, Mo.
Sweet as, no problems.
Hannah, let's do the math here.
That's it for this round, okay? We're going to play again at five. Then we're going to play at five. Thanks, Mo. Sweet as no problems. Hannah, let's do the math here. That's it for this round, okay?
We're going to play again at five,
then we're going to play at four,
and then we're going to play at five tomorrow.
You only need to survive three more games.
Yeah, that's quite a lot.
Yeah, no, it is quite a lot.
But I'm hopeful.
You've got the Midas touch at the moment, okay?
We'll talk to you again at five o'clock
when you try to defend your 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante.
Alrighty, love it.
Love it.
Okay, thank you.
I love how she's really trying to sound excited.
I don't think I've ever said anything
as many times as I've said Mitsubishi Diamante.
It's got a sweet ring to it.
We are 17 days away from Friday Jams Live,
where Usher will headline one of the biggest festivals
to ever happen at Western Spring Stadium.
This is a juggernaut.
It's really exciting.
The bill is massive.
The amount of tickets that have been sold is crazy.
In anticipation, Brie and I have been flexing our creative Usher muscle a little bit
With the use of some creative audio engineering
We've managed to recreate this iconic Usher song
Peace out
You'll know it well
You have to say though
We've created it acapella
That's 100% what you'd say
Yep
Now
We
The version that we made
Took quite a few takes
And a little bit of
What you would say Layering Massaging Yeah To a few takes and a little bit of what you would say...
Layering?
Massaging.
Yeah.
To end up sounding a little bit like this.
Lisa!
Lisa!
A-Town down!
Hooray!
Yeah!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Okay!
Usher!
Usher!
Usher!
Usher!
A little John!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What you're hearing there is all us.
No shit.
There are no computers being used.
What?
You're kidding me.
No keyboards, no drum machines, nothing.
That was all us.
That's all from our mouths.
But it was rehearsed and we had outtakes.
We're going to challenge ourselves this afternoon to
recreate it live. This could be a
disaster. The problem is
we don't have enough mouths to
do all the bits. Because in some of the bits
you're hearing there, we're doing two
things at once. What? That wasn't a
drum?
To help us, we're going to
call on you, Jamie.
No way. Come you, Jamie. No way.
Come on, Jamie.
We said we need someone who can sing to call us on 0800-DARLS-ZM.
You volunteered.
The job you get in our live Usher recreation is doing the
That's it. is doing the hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo.
That's it.
We just need you to do that bit
over and over and over.
Do you think you can handle it?
Yeah.
Yes.
We're counting on you, Jamie,
because if you fall apart,
the whole thing goes down in flames.
Bree's going to do all the Lil Jon.
Yep.
I'm going to do all the Usher
We're gonna listen
We're gonna listen to it together
One more time
And just get our bearings okay
This is what it should sound like
If we all nail it
At the same time
See easy Okay. Usher, usher, usher, usher.
A little John.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See?
Easy.
Easy.
Piece of cake.
So I'm going to say a piece up, A-Town down,
and then you're going to come in straight away with what, Jamie?
It's even on pitch.
I knew we had the right person.
Perfect person.
Perfect person.
Then a lot of the pressure falls to Brie to do the Lil Jon.
And then...
I'm the most musically challenged.
I think if you keep it going, we'll be fine, Jamie.
All right.
Okay?
All right, let's do this.
Let's do this.
All right, Jamie, come on.
Do we need to hear it one more time?
Okay, one more time.
One more time.
One more time.
This is what we're going for.
Visa.
Visa.
A-Town down.
Yeah.
Okay.
Usher.
Usher.
Usher.
Usher.
A little John.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
If we can get through the years, we're a winner.
I'm so nervous.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous as. No, you've got it, Jamie. You've got winner. I'm so nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous as.
No, you've got it, Jamie.
You've got it.
Here we go, guys.
I'm going to start with a peace up, A-town down.
Peace up, A-town down.
Yeah.
Okay.
Usher, usher, usher, usher.
Lil Jon. Yeah, yeahher, usher, usher. Lil Jon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We did it.
We did it.
I mean, it didn't have the percussion in there.
It didn't have the clats.
Should we try one more?
Oh, should we try one more with the drums in it?
With the clats.
Because we've got it now, right?
We've got it.
Jamie, you're up for one more round?
Yeah, I'm keen.
Okay, we're going to add the drums.
We may regret this.
We're going to add the drums.
When do the claps come in?
Oh, shit.
I think straight away.
Should we stop while we're ahead?
Nah, we're here now.
Lisa.
Lisa.
A-Town down.
They come in straight away.
After the first,
then it claps.
Okay.
Okay?
All right. Jamie, you know your job. Bree, you know your job. I know my job. Jamie come in straight away. After the first, then it claps. Okay. Okay? All right.
Jamie, you know your job.
Bree, you know your job.
I know my job.
Jamie, don't clap, okay?
Okay.
Because you might be a little bit out of time with us.
Here we go.
Oh, I do.
Okay.
Here we go.
Peace up.
Eight Down Down.
Yeah.
Whoa, okay. Us down down. Yeah. Okay.
Usher, usher, usher, usher.
Lil Jon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jamie, you're part of history.
Well done.
Well done, everybody.
Well done done you guys
yeah thank you
nice game Jamie
pitch perfect four
if that doesn't get you
excited for Friday Jams
live nothing will
all blacks played
Japan this weekend
how good's the hucker
I love the hucker
I just want to hit this bit How good's the hucker? I love the hucker. Yeah.
I just want to hit this bit.
Can I say, as an Aussie, as the resident Aussie on this show,
we're so jealous of the hucker.
Are you guys jealous of the hucker?
A hundred percent.
Because there was a weird phase.
It's awesome.
There's a weird phase in all black Wallabies history where- Oh, I don't like to talk about that.
The Wallabies tried to respond to the hucker,
which everybody's welcome to do.
The Aussies would have done that at some stage,
but no, they tried to respond with waltzing Matilda.
Oh, that's even worse.
Response?
Awesome.
Waltzing Matilda?
Every year, and I believe this is the hardest job in New Zealand,
somebody has to reinvent the All Blacks jersey
because they have to have a new jersey every year.
Because I said to you, isn't it always the same?
It's literally in the name of the jersey.
The jersey is All Black.
Like, you can't do much with that.
Someone gets given the job once a year of going,
it needs to be blacker, better.
Let's put some shininess to the black.
Something, something.
They've got one trick that they do
where they take away the white collar
and then they bring it back.
Whoa.
Yeah, but it gets people going.
So they released the new one last night
and it's got a white collar. And you said this is the
first time, what, in five years?
About five years, yeah. They had a white collar for the
2011 World Cup and we're coming up
to the next World Cup, put the white collar back on.
And it sounds silly, but straight away I was like
God, I need that jersey.
I watched a doco on how they create these
jerseys. The amount of technology
that goes into these things is ridiculous.
Oh, yeah.
It's full on.
Especially the All Blacks one.
It's the best jersey in the world.
No, I'm saying it's about the All Blacks jersey.
Oh, that one specifically?
Yeah, specifically a doco on how they've created it, yeah.
And then they engineer them so that certain good-looking All Blacks,
their jersey rips on the field.
It just tears off and Sonny Bill has to like take his off on the field
and bring on a new one.
I don't think I've seen that before.
No, it'll happen.
They should do that for the shorts as well.
This thing with the new jersey that's just...
For safety reasons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, you know, if someone grabs onto the shorts for safety,
they should just come off.
Shit, do the undies as well.
Yeah.
This new jersey, however, that's just come out, they reckon it could possibly have a negative impact
on the All Blacks and how they play.
Why?
The reason is, you know how rugby jerseys now are so tight?
They're super tight.
They're like skin tight.
Up until now, the All Blacks have had to help each other
pull their jerseys on.
They've been that tight. So thes have had to help each other pull their jerseys on. They've been that tight.
So the boys have had to get around and, like, roll the jersey down each other.
So Sonny Bill will be like, all right, fellas, and he'll put his arms out.
And then.
Nothing like team bonding.
They're putting on each other's jerseys.
Damian McKenzie and Anton Leonard Brown will come in and they'll just,
they'll help drag them into it.
And it's a bonding exercise, right?
Galvanises the team.
It's a bit like Olivia Newton-John when they had to stitch her into those leather pants.
In Greece.
Was she stitched into those?
She was stitched into them.
The new jerseys, chuck them on yourself.
The new jerseys do not require any external help for the All Blacks to pull them on and pull them off.
And you know what?
That's just a lost bonding exercise.
Now the boys, they're basically not going to touch each other and pull them off. And you know what? That's just a lost bonding exercise. Now the boys,
they're basically not going to touch each other shirtless at all.
I mean, I will put my hand up.
I'm willing to do it.
I don't care if I get paid.
I just think even if you don't need help,
if they're listening at the moment, All Blacks,
just reach out to your teammate and just say... Do you reckon
any All Blacks are listening right now?
No, they're all in Japan. True. They'll get the podcast, though.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's
Birthday Banger. If you've ever
thought, what song was top of the charts when I was
16? Well, that's what we figure out in this
segment on Birthday Banger, and then we play one of those
songs in full.
First person up is Kristen.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Kristen?
2nd of November, 1998.
Okay, Kristen, you were 16 in 2014 on the 2nd of November
and this is your Birthday Banger.
Not bad, Kristen.
Oh, my gosh. Do you like it? I used to like it. Not anymore. Oh, my gosh.
Do you like it?
I used to like it.
Not anymore.
Oh, all right.
Ew.
Ew.
I mean, yeah, gross.
To be honest, it's not really...
Does it qualify as a true birthday banger classic yet?
It will.
It will eventually.
That was a huge track, though.
All right.
Thanks, Kristen.
Up now, Josh.
Hi, Josh.
Hi, Josh.
How's it going? Good. All right. Thanks, Kristen. Now, Josh. Hi, Josh. Hi, Josh. How's it going?
Good.
What's your birthday, Josh?
20th of October, 1997.
Okay, Josh, you were 16 in 2013 on the 20th of October,
and this was top of the chart.
I've been, I've been losing sleep.
Dreaming about the things of week.
A bit of One Republic.
Yeah.
Josh.
Tell me about the right response to getting One Republic for a birthday banger.
Could be worse.
Could be worse.
Could be better.
Fair enough?
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
All right.
Thanks, Josh.
All right.
Let's finish it off this afternoon.
Let's come home strong, right?
Yeah, let's come home really strong.
Let's come home really strong.
Hi. Hello. Are you going to do it for us? What's your come home strong, right? Let's come home really strong. Bishley.
Hi.
Hello.
Are you going to do it for us?
What's your birthday? Yeah, you saved the best for last.
Yes.
Good attitude.
What's your birthday?
The 23rd of May, 1989.
Okay, Bishley, you were 16 in 2005 on the 23rd of May,
and this is your birthday banger.
You're the person we've been waiting for, Bishley.
Yay.
Yay.
No deliberation, right?
You know what that song makes me do in this segment?
What's that?
Get it in ya.
Get it in ya.
Yo, mic check.
Here you go Beth Bishley
close enough
Bishamal
Bree and Clint
it's alright
I get called
lots of different things
here's your
birthday banger
ZM
ZM
Bree and Clint
that is a
rock solid
birthday banger
smash
from Will Smith
let's switch
smash record bring it big Willie Styles all in it Birthday banger Smash from Will Smith's Switch. Smash Records.
Big Willie Styles all in it.
God, I love Will Smith music.
Isn't he good, eh?
I love it.
Remember that time where every movie he did, he'd do a song to go with it?
So Switch was for the movie Hitch.
He had Men in Black for Men in Black.
He had the Wild Wild West song for Wild Wild West.
I loved it.
You knew when you booked Will Smith that you were going to
get a banger with it as well. Those were the days.
Do you remember the track he released
last year? No.
He released this like... Oh, was it for the
World Cup or something? It was like a dance
track. Oh yeah?
I mean, people didn't like it. I
secretly liked it.
I mean, people didn't like it. I secretly liked it. I mean, people didn't like it.
There was no switch, but.
What is the movie he's about to do?
He's about to play someone incredible in a movie.
Oh, it's right under my tongue.
We'll figure it out.
We've got to go to a break because we've got a car to give away next.
Wait, producer Ben knows who it is?
Oh, Ben, you know what it is?
What's the film?
It wasn't The Genie from Aladdin, is it?
That's it.
He's going to be the genie in Aladdin.
Oh, he'll be awesome.
He'll be great at that.
Do we get an Aladdin song?
I hope so.
Yeah, you get that one where he's in the cave.
You know that genie song?
Yeah, again, it's right on the tip of my tongue.
The musical's coming to Auckland in January.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
It's time for Boot or Bonnet.
There are three more chances to put your name on the ownership papers
of a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante VRX, I might add.
Top of the range? It. Top of the range.
It is top of the range.
When they created the Diamante, this was the creme de la creme.
I did a year of French at school.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
If you want it, you just have to go through Hannah.
Hi.
Hi.
No one has had as good a run on Buddha Bonnet as you.
She's on a dream run
No, I know
The boy yesterday that I took over from was pretty good
He was pretty good
You've beaten him
What's your secret?
A little bit going nothing
50-50
50-50
She's a psychic
She's a psychic
Where do you live, Hannah?
I'm out West Auckland
Oh, West Auckland
Yes, we did know that
The Diamante's
spiritual home. Actually, every V6 is a
spiritual home. Fits perfectly.
We're going to try and get you through another round
this afternoon without being biased at all.
If someone wants to take it, they can. Yeah,
all they have to do, we've got a wheel in the studio.
Half is covered in boot, half
is covered in bonnet. All you need to do
is pick what it lands on and you keep going
through. You might be asking yourself,
why are we giving away
a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante?
Well, because we can
and also because
we were given it
in our Friday Jams
live swap shop.
We can't keep any of that stuff.
We've got to give it away.
So the TV,
the inflatable kayak
and the surfboard
are in the car as well.
It's all going in there
and someone's going to
take it home tomorrow.
What would you like,
Hannah, boot or bonnet?
I'm going to go bonnet. I'm going to go bonnet.
You're going to go bonnet.
That's okay.
That's your prerogative.
All right.
Flo, you get the boot.
Have you played this yet?
Have you had a spin?
Yeah, yesterday.
Yeah, well done on getting back through.
She's gotten back through, which you can do.
You can call as many times as you want.
Okay, Flo's on the boot.
Hannah's on the bonnet.
Give her a spin, Bree.
Boot or bonnet?
Sweet, sweet slap of the wheel.
Oh, the dream run continues.
Oh, congrats, girl.
Bonnet.
Hey, gracious.
Flo, what the heck?
No, she said congrats, girl, didn't she?
Gracious and defeat.
Well done, Flo. Okay, thanks, bye. All right, girl, didn't she? Gracious and defeat. Well done, Flo.
Okay, thanks, bye.
All right, you've got a good dialing finger, though.
I reckon you could get through again.
Let's go over to Raylene.
Kia ora, Raylene.
Hi.
Hi.
Are you keen to get your hands on this Diamante?
Yes.
All right.
Hang on, what sort of car have you got at the moment?
I've got a van.
A van?
I want a car.
Yeah. What are you? Are you a at the moment? I've got a van. A van? I want a car. Yeah.
What are you?
Are you a courier driver?
No, I have children.
How many children?
Seven.
What?
Oh, you need a van, girl.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, yeah, but I want a car from the south.
You need two?
Wow.
This needs to be your personal car, Raylene.
This is a great sidecar.
Carry over champ, Hannah, boot or bonnet?
Boot.
Boot?
Are you sure?
Yep.
Okay.
She's sure.
Here we go. Boot or bonnet?
Hannah's got the boot.
Raylene has the bonnet.
Oh, no.
Raylene, you're going through.
Oh, my goodness!
I wasn't too bothered anyway.
Wow.
Oh, no, Hannah.
Hannah.
Good luck, Raylene.
No worries.
Oh, you guys are so good.
You're so nice.
Hannah, you're going to get through.
I'll be back.
Yeah, you will be back.
I know you will.
I'll be back.
This will not be the last we hear from Hannah from West Auckland.
Thank you for playing.
Nice work, Hannah.
One more game. Let's go to Craig Nice work, Hannah. One more game.
Let's go to Craig.
Hi, Craig.
Hi, how are you doing?
Very well.
I thought I'd lose it already.
Raylene, you just have to survive this one,
and then you're into the final day tomorrow.
We need to know, would you like the boot,
or would you like the bonnet?
I'm going to go bonnet.
You want the bonnet?
Craig, that means you get the boot, okay mate?
Yeah, that's cool
Alright, lock it in
Last round, here we go
Give it a big one
Give it a really big one
Oh, that's really big
Yeah
She's coming around
Boot
Bonnet
Boot
Slowing down on boot
It's boot, Craig!
Sorry, Raylene Craig, you...
I'm going to have another go.
Yeah, Raylene, you have another go.
Call back tomorrow, Raylene.
For now, though, you and your seven children will be staying in that van, okay?
Yeah, for now.
I feel like we'll be hearing from Raylene tomorrow.
I feel like Raylene needs the car.
Yes.
She does.
Okay, it's all about you now, though, Raylene.
It's about you, Craig.
Nice work, Craig.
Thank you.
Welcome to the Boodle Bonnet family.
We're going to let you go.
You're safe until Friday,
but just before we go, a little bit about you.
Where are you from?
Christchurch.
Okay, that's a long way to go for the car,
but that's totally fine.
She can make the trip.
Well, we think she can make the trip.
We'll see you tomorrow for grand final day, okay?
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
What's up?
Hey, last night I need to tell you about something
that went down in my flat because I don't think
I've ever seen anything like it.
So my flatmate Annabelle, she's been travelling overseas
in Europe for the last three and a half weeks
and since that time I had my
mate Alan over. We cooked this pasta. He was
visiting about two weeks ago. What sort of pasta? It was a carbonara.
Oh, creamy carbonara. A chicken carbonara.
So there's chicken, cream, bacon, delicious. Eggs?
Is it egg and a cream? Yes, there is.
Did you hand make the pasta?
No.
Okay.
Not this time.
So that was about two weeks ago.
Alan left and we made it on the last night.
Anyway, I get home from work last night.
Here's my flatmate, Annabelle.
She's sitting at the kitchen table and she goes,
oh, I hope you don't mind but I stole some of that carbonara that you had in the fridge
and my stomach just dropped and I went, oh, my God.
And at the time I hadn't really thought about how old it would be
and I said, oh, yeah, does it taste all right?
She said, yeah, it's delicious.
I said, okay, so it obviously doesn't taste weird.
I said, I actually made that with my mate Alan when he was here
and she goes, he was here ages ago.
And I said, yeah, that's two weeks old.
What do you think the refrigerated shelf life is of a creamy cabanara?
There's a lot of ingredients in that thing that's not great.
If it didn't have chicken in it, I would have said maybe.
What about the cream?
But the chicken alone, you've got five days.
Six, seven max.
If you refrigerate it straight away,
if it wasn't one of those ones that's been in the incubator at the supermarket in the hot cabinet, and then you refrigerate it straight away if it wasn't one of those ones that's been in the incubator
at the supermarket in the hot cabinet
and then you refrigerate it straight away
and then you nuke the crap out of it
maybe you've got a week
do you reckon that helps it if you like
microwave it really hard
I've got a funny feeling that a lot of food poisoning
well not a lot but maybe half
is psychological
you can convince yourself that anything has made you feel sick.
I do feel bad because she had a little bit.
And then before I told her how old it was,
she asked me if she could have some more.
And I thought, well, she's already here.
You sent her in for seconds before you warned her.
I felt real bad. She was eating my food. Oh, I guess actually. Yeah. I felt real bad.
She was eating my food.
Oh, I guess actually.
Yeah.
It's payback.
And I was like, no, go for it.
You can have the whole lot.
I haven't talked to her.
I haven't heard from her.
Fair, fair.
Can't pull it back, no problem.
I haven't heard from her today.
What?
I haven't heard from her.
Did you see her this morning when you left for work?
No, because she leaves early. Oh. I don't heard from her. Did you see her this morning when you left for work? No, because she
leaves early. Oh.
I don't even know if she left for work. I think
I think you would have heard
if she was praying at the
porcelain cathedral. She was riding
that porcelain bus. You would have
heard about it. I feel
like we should check up on her. You want to give
her a call? Just in case.
Alright. No, like I genuinely think we should check if she's alive.
Just punching her number in.
So we're going to call her live.
All right.
So my flatmate Annabelle, she's eaten two-week-old carbonara.
Chicken carbonara.
Chicken carbonara.
Is she still alive?
Let's see.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's not looking good.
Hello?
Thank God!
Oh, my God!
Praise Jeebus.
Hold on a sec, guys.
She sounds all right.
Annabelle?
Yes? It's Bree and Clint. Hi. Hold on a sec, guys. She sounds all right. Annabelle? Yeah.
It's Bree and Clint.
Hi.
We just needed to call and check in.
Annabelle, I told him that you ate the two-week-old carbonara.
Well, I didn't even know it was two weeks old in my defense.
I was like, can I eat this?
And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I'm halfway through and she's like, oh, that was when I asked her,
who made this? She's like, Alan. I'm halfway through and she's like, oh, that was when I asked her who made this.
She's like, Alan.
I was like, what?
Well, you're a walking miracle.
You're a marvel of modern science.
Can we ask, have there been any ill effects of the two-week-old chicken carbonara?
No.
None?
None.
Amazing.
Are you a particularly iron-guts person?
Generally, I would say yes, I think.
Yeah, okay.
All right, well, I'm now going to call you Iron Gut Annabelle.
It's okay.
You don't need to do that.
I'll catch you later, Iron Gut.
You should tuck into that old sour cream that Bree put on her Instagram, too.
No, I don't need that.
That had mould all over it.
Your fridge is a biohazard, by the way.
Trust me, I wouldn't touch anything in there.
Absolute petri dish.
Speaking of, I want to ask people on 0800DIALZM,
like Iron Gut Annabelle, my flatmate,
what did you eat and survive?
Oh, yeah, okay.
Can you beat two-week-old Cabanara? Can you beat that? What have you eaten? What have you eat and survive? Oh, yeah, okay Can you beat two-week-old carbonara?
Can you beat that?
What have you eaten?
What have you wristed on?
And you're still living to tell the tale
0800 dial ZM
You can text 9696
My flatmate Annabelle
Last night
Tucked into some two-week-old chicken carbonara
Yeah, homemade Homemade.
Homemade.
I made it with my mate, Alan, who was here two weeks ago.
Disgusting.
So many ingredients that could go off in that time in the carbonara.
There's cream, bacon, chicken, egg.
Chicken's the big one.
Chicken.
Chicken is the holy grail of food poisoning.
Well, there have been a few texts from people saying
she could have delay onset of her effects.
We just called her and she's fine.
She's at the pub.
She sounded completely fine.
Iron gut Annabelle.
Iron gut Annabelle.
So we want to know this afternoon,
what did you eat and survive?
Easy as that.
Easy.
Hi, Sonia.
Hi.
What did you eat and you survived?
So I made a stir fry at my parents' place and I put fish sauce in it,
which I got out of their pantry and turns out it was three years old.
Fish sauce?
Yeah.
That should be in the fridge for one.
I know.
Ew!
Any ill effects?
Nah, nothing.
Not at all.
I mean, to be fair, we didn't really eat much of it because we could all taste it was a bit suspect
and that's how we found out it was three years old.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
Iron gut Sonia.
Yeah.
Or sniffer dog Sonia.
Sniffer dog Sonia.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, I'm glad you're still with us.
Thank you for the call.
Jo, what did you eat and survive?
Some very, very questionable chicken.
Why was it questionable?
So my dad and I were left to our own devices for three weeks,
and people felt really sorry for us because they knew how shit we were in the kitchen.
So they would drop food off, and we got this huge roast chicken,
and we actually made a budgeting plan to make this thing last.
We're like, this thing's huge.
It's got to last us.
Excellent.
And then we had a friend turn over, and we're like, oh, my God,
it's like that Bible story where that food lasts forever.
And he just threw it in the bin, and my dad got real ropeable at him
because it was about 10 days old by then.
You were eating a roast chicken for 10 days?
Yeah, we weren't even heating that bad boy.
It was straight out of the fridge onto Sammy's.
Joe!
Did it have that jelly thing that it does when you put chicken in the fridge?
Gets that coating on it.
That jelly coating?
Well, nothing a bit of tomato sauce won't cover.
I love how Joe's got no regrets.
No, Joe, you're sweet as.
None.
I was expecting you to say you left it on the bench, to be honest.
So at least we're one up from that.
Can you read a couple of those text messages?
This text really worries me.
Well, one person has said Thai street food.
You never eat the street food.
Oh, I know, but that's the best way to experience the culture.
I know.
One person said a one-day-old McChicken that I left in my car.
I ate it, and then I went to an 18th birthday party.
McChicken?
Oh, this one's even worse.
A four-day-old chicken sandwich, middle of summer,
and I left it in the car.
No way.
Then that person is obviously, well, they're not dead.
They're still texting us.
How are they still alive?
How are they, not just from eating that,
like how is their decision-making process not cost them their life yet?
Like if they're the sort of person who'll go,
oh, there's my sandwich from last Wednesday in the car,
and you still eat it.
If anything, the bread would be as tough as cardboard,
let alone the bacteria.
That'd be horrific.
One more.
Jack, what did you eat and survive?
Raw chicken.
You ate raw chicken?
Yeah, not intentionally.
What do you mean, not intentionally?
Well, we got a curry from the local takeaway place,
and halfway through the meal, we realised the chicken was raw.
Halfway through?
Yeah, we got a bit of a mushy bit, and I was like, what the hell is that?
So we come open, and it was real pink.
You know, in Japan, there's actually a place where you can eat raw chicken now?
Is there really, though?
It's sashimi. Chicken sashimi.
There's no chicken sashimi, mate. There is no such thing as chicken sashimi.
No, it is. Chicken shishit yourself.
He's in studio with us
at the moment too.
Kia ora bro.
Oh, where's your thing?
There you are.
One, two, one, two.
Check one, two.
Am I there?
Yeah.
Put more snare in my headphones.
Yeah, more snare in my headphones.
I sit back.
Are you going to Eminem?
No.
Hey, great to see you man.
Hey man.
And you are looking fantastic.
Thanks man. Like I don't know
if you're sick of hearing it yet
but I haven't seen you
for a bit
and you
look like a different person
as if you get sick
of hearing that
oh I love it
it's great
it's awesome
nah it feels good man
it was just kind of
like a health
choice that I had to make
yeah
yeah is that alright
to say
yeah
you've dropped something
crazy like you were saying
yeah 40 kgs roughly
40 kgs
Far out
Looking awesome
Yeah looking fantastic
You're up for a music award
In a couple of weeks as well
Best urban artist
Yeah
Yeah
I'm getting some cool man
A sweater is up there as well
And just be a swimmer
It's gonna be a tight comp
You're gonna love the music awards this year
Cause if you've dropped 40 kilos
How good is the suit gonna look?
Oh yo
Yeah
I actually have to redo
My whole bloody wardrobe.
Oh, what a pain in the ass.
Oh, my God.
You would except for your shoes.
Oh, yeah.
Now, shoes, weirdly enough,
I actually went, I think,
about half a size smaller than shoes.
No way.
Yeah, like the weight loss on the feet is like a thing.
He lost 30 kilos from his feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly, yeah.
10 from the head and 30 from the feet.
Hey, we want to play
a game with you today.
Are you much of a movie guy?
I am surprisingly
a very big movie guy.
Okay, well,
Bree is a movie girl.
Okay?
We've got a movie guessing game.
It's called What's the Plot?
Let's give it a go.
Once upon a time,
there was a girl.
She was smart,
debatable,
talented,
athletic. Not really. Picking a movie Art? Debatable. Talented?
Athletic?
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line?
That she can do.
Brie and Clint's What The Plot.
Just to give you some context, Kings.
Yes.
We've played this game 15 times, and Bree has won 13 games.
Damn.
That's right.
She got the record.
She lost once to the New Zealand Public and once to Robinson.
Okay.
I don't like to talk about that one.
Yeah, right.
You today will be representing all of Aotearoa.
I'm ready to take the W, so let's get into it.
Okay.
What I've got is a list of movie plot lines.
I'll start reading them.
Okay. As soon as you think you know what it is,
I want you to buzz in.
Don't wait for me to stop
because it's you versus each other.
All right, what's my buzz?
Your buzz is Kings?
Oh, Kings.
Or you can go,
if you want.
Yeah, okay.
Or something.
Whatever you want.
You then get a guess.
Okay, simple as that.
It is first, no, best of three.
This game is best of three.
I'd like to wish you both the best of luck.
I don't need your luck.
Hey, Kings, run at me.
First movie.
When their kingdom becomes trapped in horrible conditions,
a fearless lady joins forces with a mountaineer and his sidekick
to find his sister and break her spell.
Although their epic journey leads them to encounters
with mystical creatures, harsh conditions,
and magic at every turn,
Anna and Kristoff bravely push onwards
in a race to save their kingdom from winter's cold grip.
You got anything Kings or?
Yo, I'm really like.
There are parents in the car and kids screaming this movie.
Oh, good.
Hansel and Gretel?
Hansel and Gretel is a very weird option and it is wrong.
Brie.
Brie.
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe?
Is wrong.
Damn it.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to check out one clue.
It had a theme song and a soundtrack
and the main song was performed
by Demi Lovato.
Brie.
Brie.
Frozen.
Frozen is correct.
It was the way you said it.
You said it so nicely
and I was like,
oh, where are we?
It was a cartoon.
You know it was a cartoon.
I agree.
It throws me when it's a cartoon.
Cartoons are movies too.
Okay, guys?
I'll take it though.
Movie number two.
I'm kind of glad I didn't get that first.
A man is forced to come out of hiding
when a loved one is brutally murdered.
Heading to a new city to track down the culprit,
he crosses paths with the FBI agent
whose undercover infiltration of his gang
led to the motorised
miscreant's exile
across the border. The two men
temporarily put their differences aside
as they investigate the killing.
It stars
Vin Diesel
Brie
XXX? XXX is wrong.
You get a free guess. Would it be Fast and the Furious? Bree. Bree. Triple X? Triple X is wrong.
You get a free guess.
Would it be Fast and the Furious?
Fast and the Furious is correct.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to say I didn't hear anything up to the Vin Diesel thing.
And then I was like, a movie with him in it.
Are you guys listening to me at all?
I feel like I'm going to have to choose an easy one.
These are weird ones today. These are words that I didn't even know.
Okay.
Same here. I was like, what is he even saying? I just had to double check with an easy one. These are weird ones today. Use words that I didn't even know. Okay. Same here.
I was like, what is he even saying?
I just had to double check with you.
That first one is good to go.
Yeah, that's not a movie that we've done before.
We are good to go.
All right, here we go.
Movie number.
I've been here before in this celebrity game.
How does it feel?
This is tie break.
This is the decider.
Kings versus Brie.
Okay.
Movie number three.
Don't wait for me to finish.
By day,
our hero makes ends meet
where he can.
Handyman jobs.
Detailing cars.
Brie.
Brie.
My lover,
Channing Tatum.
Is it Magic Mike?
Magic Mike is
correct.
Yeah!
How was I going gonna get that?
Woo!
Well done, well done.
I'm not so loose that you won.
Good game, good game.
Yeah, good game.
To be honest, it was probably unfair of me to do Magic Mike for the decider.
I feel like.
Maybe just a little bit.
I do know my boyfriend's back catalogue.
Yeah, yeah.
And I also know his movies as well.
Hey-oh!
I have nothing to say.
King's brand new track is out now.
It's everywhere.
It's Spotify.
It's Apple Music.
It's called Alive
with a three on the
end.
Because I'm cool
like that.
Because she's cool
like that.
Because he wants to
make it hard for you
to find the song.
Massive friend of
the show.
Thank you very much.
Good to see you,
We love you.
Have you ever had
like a radical
career change? Like you were doing something and you knew what you were had like a radical career change?
Like you were doing something and you knew what you were going to do
and you thought, this is me for the rest of my life.
Then all of a sudden,
you couldn't be doing anything further from that one thing.
Story out today about Yundi, Yundi Pineda,
who spent eight years training as a nun
before deciding the church wasn't for her.
Are nuns allowed to, you know?
No.
They're not, hey?
No.
I was just checking.
Why?
Ministers are.
Well, it depends on the church.
Oh, right.
She was a Catholic nun.
Okay.
You're not allowed to do anything in the Catholic church.
You are not allowed. I know. I'm a Catholic nun. Okay. You're not allowed to do anything in the Catholic church. I know, I'm a Catholic.
Me too.
That's why I had to get married.
So, sorry, excuse me.
Yundi spent eight years training as a nun.
It's about eight years.
Before deciding she wanted to be a porn star.
And good on her.
I mean, follow your dreams.
That's a drastic career change.
That is a drastic career change.
Like that is opposite ends.
Well, that's what.
Shouldn't have said that.
Well, I assume it is.
It's part of the job description now.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
But you're absolutely right.
Like, you couldn't go further.
Like, you could go gas station worker to lawyer
and it would not be as far removed as nun to porn star.
There's also...
God, she would have been a hot nun.
How do you know?
Well, she must have been.
You don't have to be hot to do porn.
Really?
I don't know.
I was going to say, how would you know, Clint?
Have you done your research?
From what I've heard, there is an avenue in the pornographic industry
for everybody and every body type.
Okay, look.
So good they're accepting.
You've really outed yourself.
Black, white, old, young.
All the categories are there.
You're really just showing your knowledge.
I like to be researched when I present a piece on the radio, okay?
Anyway, Yundi's done it.
She's now successful.
She's got 30,000 Instagram followers.
Well, she's a babe.
She actually does.
Just as so it happens, she is a babe.
Yeah.
So this afternoon, how do we ask for these calls now?
When did you do porn?
No.
Well, yeah. No. No, we don't want to hear from those, but we porn? No. Well, yeah.
No.
No, we don't want to hear from those, but we do.
No, what we're going to ask is what did you used to do
and what do you do now?
Yes.
That's it.
That's a simple question.
She was a nun and now she's a porn star.
Right.
What is the drastic career change that you had?
There it is.
0800 dial ZM.
Also, double phoner, have you done porn?
9696, you can text her.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
When did you have a drastic career change?
We're talking about Yudi Pineda, the former Colombian nun.
Trained for eight years in the nunnery
who went
nah screw that
I'm gonna do
porn
and she's now
a bonafide
porn star
oh don't say
bonafide
double phoner
she's now
she's now a
porn star
yep double phoner
no we're not
doing a double phoner
double ended
double banger
they call it
no
when did you
have a drastic
career change
or have you
done porn
it's not fine okay just roll with it um uh kate hi call it? No. When did you have a drastic career change or have you done porn?
It's not... Fine. Just roll with it.
Kate, hi.
Hi, Kate. Which one of the
double phoners are you calling for?
The drastic career.
Good, good, good, good. What happened,
Kate? No, no, this is how we do it. What did you
used to do? So, right now,
currently, I'm customer services
for Fletcher's, the building
company. Congratulations. And
next week I'm giving up my
full time job to move to
Coromandel and deliver portaloos
two days a week. How good!
That's fantastic.
Yeah. And you get to live
in the beautiful Coromandel.
Yeah. Sorry, where? Coromandel.
Coromandel. It's not a Maori word. Coromandel. Yeah. Sorry, where? Coromandel. Coromandel. It's not a
Maori word.
Coromandel.
Kate, I can't believe
you get to move to the Coromandel and
deliver portaloos.
Not
the most glamorous job.
It's a shit job, but somebody's got to do it.
Hey, you got in there first.
Is it going to pay you the same?
No.
But you don't need the money or something?
Yeah, she's living in the corner.
Everybody needs money, but at the end of the day,
like, I've been a songwriter mum for the last 10 years.
I've done it hard for the last 10 years,
and it's time to give back to my son.
Like, he's missed out on heaps because, like,
I work 14-hour days. So, you know, it's just time to put the kid in my son. Like, he's missed out on Heats because, like, I work 14-hour days.
So, you know, it's just time to put the kid in my life first.
I love it too.
What part of the Kauru Mandel will you be living in?
So I'm going to be moving into Hikawai.
Oh, yes, Hikawai.
Which is by Pawanui in Pairoa.
Which is the word we could have pronounced correctly.
Hikawai.
Yeah.
Okay, hey, congratulations on making the big switch.
It's very brave and you're an inspiration.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Thanks.
All right.
And if it doesn't work out, there's always porn.
Brittany.
Yes?
You ringing about the career change?
I am.
Okay, good, good, good.
What did you used to do?
What do you do now?
I used, well, I still am a qualified pilot.
Yes.
That's impressive.
Thank you.
So I trained for a few years to do that.
And out of nowhere just decided instead of having a mega salary
and flying all over the world and getting cheap flights to holidays and everything,
that I would just do something where I can stay in the country, first of all,
so that I can find my one and only and eventually settle down and have children.
And what is that thing that you've decided to do instead?
I am now a sales manager.
For who?
Sorry?
For who? Selling what?
Selling vehicles for the Royal Car Company.
Wow. That's so drastically
different. How do you know that Mr Wright
is here in New Zealand? He could be in Monaco.
I've already found him, mate.
Oh, so he's here.
Yeah, we got married
like a year and a half ago.
So you've changed it so you can spend more time with him.
Why don't you go back to being a pilot?
Because when I have my kid,
I don't really want to drop them off to daycare
and be like,
see you in a few days,
off to China.
Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah, it makes sense.
You and I have got
very different parenting strategies,
I can tell you that.