ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 1st 2019

Episode Date: November 1, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Sorry we're not starting with our usual jovial attitude. Brace yourself. We've been lied to. As a family, I found out yesterday we've been lied to. Well, you've literally just told me just before we went into this podcast intro. And I don't know if I believe you. I haven't got to talk to the person that has lied to us.

Yeah. I mean, for years. No, it's not you, Ellie. Oh God. No, it's not you. I haven't got to talk to the person that has lied to us. Yeah. I mean, for years. No, it's not you, Ellie. Oh, God. No, it's not you. It's Ellie. What are you hiding? No, nothing. I'm like, what have I done?

Can you turn her microphone on, please, liar? Her mic is 100% out of my hand. Liar, liar. Yeah. Ben's the liar. Ben. Anything you want to tell us before I reveal it? No, it's fine. You tell the story how you think it's true. Anything you want to come clean about?

No, I don't. Producer Ben, who has told us, what's the main thing you know about Producer Ben? What's his favourite thing to tell people about himself? What does he love to say? He loves hiking. Yeah, he loves hiking. What else?

He loves two things in this world. He loves beer, yeah. What's one of his key characteristics though? Moustache. He goes, how good? How good? How good's Christchurch? Exactly

Because he's from Christchurch Christchurch Oh no he was born somewhere else wasn't he? I found out yesterday he's not even from Christchurch You get out of here That explosion That explosion didn't go on the podcast did it?

I was on the wrong channel He's not even from Christchurch That's as bad as me being australian tell him where you're from i'm from christchurch tell him yesterday where were you where you told me that you and your family used to live yeah we used to live in fangapura he's from but that's for three years that was for three years i wasn't born there i didn't I only lived there for three years. Where were you born? In Christchurch.

Where? What hospital? Rangiora Hospital. Oh, that sounds dodgy. When did you live in Whangaparoa? Oh, between year six to year eight. Year six to year eight. So we've got a four-year spread there.

Yeah. And then how long have you lived in Auckland since you moved here? Since you left broadcasting school. Since when? 2014. 2014, so that's another five years. But did all high school and everything in Christchurch. And Ben is, I believe, I think he's 17.

I think he's 17. That means you're an Aucklander. I'm not. Noggies! And that doesn't even sound like a real hospital. What's it called? Rangiora Hospital. That's not a real place. I think it is, but for the purpose of this, I'm going with you. It sound like a real hospital What's it called? Rangiora Hospital That's not a real place

I think it is But for the purpose of this I'm going with you It's not a real place You liar I moved somewhere else during my life Why have you been claiming a fake identity this whole time? I get it

No one wants to be from Auckland Sorry Ellie Yeah I know But you know Well that means you're from Auckland too No I'm not I'm from Rotorua Yeah exactly

See It's bullshit You were born in Rotorua I was born from Rotorua Yeah exactly See It's bullshit You were born in Rotorua I was born in Rotorua Hospital And Ellie where were you born? Yeah Auckland Yeah well you can't really argue

No I can't at all I lived in Christchurch though No you didn't Maybe I'm from I was in Christchurch You studied there for a bit Actually now that I think about it I've been in Christchurch

I did go to Christchurch for that weekend We were at the races So technically We've got to go Ben's giving us a wrap up And that is fair enough. So you're off the hook now. But don't think we won't be taking this conversation up later.

You lied. You piece of shit. We on? We here? We doing this thing? We gonna do this today? I think we are. I love a Friday, I tell you.

I don't know what it is. No, I do know what it is. It's the weekend after today. It's also the fact that you've only worked three days this week. So how good is a Friday? Yep. And it's not just us. Everyone else has only worked four days a week this week.

It's been great. Technically, it's our Wednesday. It's other people's Thursday. And we're all on a Friday. I've always said if I owned a business or a company, I would make it four-day weeks. You'd have to work longer days. Yeah. Hear me out.

Would you work for this company? You have to work longer days, but you could have a three-day weekend every week. So I'd do my 40 hours across four days instead. Yeah, I'd like that. It'd be pretty good. Yeah. Get into work a little bit earlier. Yes.

What sort of company would you run? Ooh. These are the bigger questions. I'm going to quiz your business now, Sia. Ooh, what company would I run? Something, probably a food company. A food company? Yeah.

Okay. Something where- Ready-made meals? I see you in the ready-made meals business. I see you as the spokesperson for laziness. Yep. So you're like... And I'd make every ready-made meal just bread,

and cheese. Bread and cheese. Bread and cheese. The bread and cheese company. That's the name of the company, Bread and Cheese. Bree's Bread and Cheese. Wait.

Holy sh... Don't say Bree and Cheese. I was going to swear. I was going to swear. It could be our company. Yeah. We call it Bread and Cheese. BNC.

BNC. Oh, no. Okay. Stop the press. We're quitting. We're starting our own company. We need an accountant and we need a chef. ASAP.

Now. And a courier driver. We could make millions out of this. That's it. That's all you need. It's not that hard to start a business, is it? You've heard about Friday Okie. We've just been talking about it.

That'll come up at five o'clock. So just sit tight. We will change the station into a Christmas station with a Mariah Carey classic at five. We're also going to

play the One Second Song Challenge today, but to start the show... I forgot about that bloody challenge, you know. One Second Song Challenge. It's great.

You're on a roll. You've got to win. Am I? I'm not on a roll. You're on the board for the year. To start the show, though, let's inject

a little bit of pace. We're going to go straight into a brand new Dua Lipa song that's just dropped. New Music Fridays here at the ZM Brian Clint Show. It's called Don't Start Now. And then after that, I don't want to play Ed Sheeran. I want to play some more Friday jams. I like it.

Please load up the text machine now. I love when we do this. And you know who else loves it, Clint? Our music director, Harry. Harry loves it when we go broke. He's not here today. He's away. He won't even know about it. So please, load up the text machine because after

the brand new Dua Lipa, we're going to play the best Friday jam suggestion that gets suggested by you. 9696, right now. Here's Dua though. This is called Don't Start Now. Brie and Clint, Friday afternoon, ZM. Get a full 180. Brie and Clint, the afternoon, ZM.

He's coming to us live from Heidi Klum's Halloween party, and that's not a joke. Dean, come in. Hi, guys. No, I'm literally, literally inside the party as we speak. You can hear music in the background. All the celebrities are starting to arrive. The costumes are out of this world. I've come as a sexy Dracula. Yeah, well done.

Good idea. I want to ask, who's the most famous person that you've seen at the party so far? Hey, here's the thing. That's a really good question. You can't really recognise anyone. They're all dressed up. Oh, true. So someone just came down the stairs.

Yeah, as Batman and Catwoman. I think it was Catwoman. And everyone's taking photos going crazy, but I have no idea who it is. Oh, my God. That'd be a night for celebrities where they could actually go out and have a good time. Yeah, right, like a masquerade ball.

Okay, well, let's get through this so you can get back to the party. What's going on with Kylie Jenner suing someone on the Gold Coast? This is so crazy. She sent a cease and desist letter to her mother on the Gold Coast who's printing these shirts that say, would you believe, rise and shine. So remember, she's trademarking the saying rise and shine. She sung it to Stormy the other day. And it's kind of weird because, you know, people have been saying that for,

well, years and years and years. Yeah, she doesn't own Rise and Shine. No. Well, she's trying to. So she sent this mother who's printing T-shirts a cease and desist letter. The billionaire 21-year-old has done that. So the poor Gold Coast mom has gone to the press. What a deck move.

You've got enough money. You don't need to cash in on someone else trying to. Obviously, the mum is trying to make a bit of money on the side. But also, she hasn't even got, like, the trademark on it yet. If the mum was making Kylie cosmetics in her bathtub, I can get it. She's literally cottoned on to a meme and she's trying to sell some T-shirts. Oh, get over it, Kylie Jenner. All right, Dean.

We're going to let you get back to the Heidi Klum party, okay? Have fun. Get us some good goss. Bye, guys. That's Dean McCarthy live from Los Angeles. Like we say there, Heidi Klum's Halloween party. Literally in New York. Brought to you by Amplify Kombucha.

Taste Amplify. ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. Welcome to the show, our producers, Producer Ben, Producer Ellie. Good afternoon. Hello, guys. Good afternoon. Coming live from the producer's booth producer Ellie. Good afternoon. Hello, guys. Good afternoon. Coming live from the producer's booth today.

Hello. Sounds the same to me. The part of the show where we would get you guys to present the high-low, the best and worst bits of the week. Now, Fridays are off limits for the high-low. I, yeah. I'm kind of glad about that. Which means we've only been on the radio Wednesday and Thursday.

It's been hard for me. So I'm very interested to see what you do with this. I also know that Ellie has not been available for the high-low this week. But I've done none of this at all. It's a very light version, isn't it? Yeah, and saying that, last week,

we didn't have a Friday, so I may have used last week's content. Oh, goody. Oh, God, you're a clever cookie. Oh, that, mate, I just clicked. All right, here is the first ever

fortnightly Bree and Clint high-low. This is a new... Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Brie and Clint's highs and lows, all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. Low point, we've only been on air for three days, so that makes my job really hard. That's okay. We'll just...

We're going to do... We'll do something. This week, we asked you, are you still living with your ex? And we got this anonymous call. You lived with an ex. I live with an ex. You live with an ex. The situation was, said ex, we got together in New Zealand, he was

from overseas. I moved overseas to go and be with him. We were there together for a while, happy, cheated on me. We moved back here now and we're still living with him. How long since he cheated on you? Two years. Do you still ever move on? Do you sleep in the same room?

Yeah. What are you doing? Do you sleep in the same bed? Yeah. I'm not in this! Do you still do it together? No. No.

Are you doing it with other people? Like, are you seeing other people? Or is he like, sometimes, hey, don't come home, the bed's full kind of thing? Oh, no. It's my parents' house, so I bloody hope not. He's in your parents' house? If I was your dad, I would pick this guy up and I would throw him into the street.

Who is this moocher? Get rid of that guy. Yesterday, we got chatting about what was the best and worst Monopoly piece on the board, and Kathleen called up to tell us the thimble was the best, with a little bit of a twist as to why. Kathleen's here. Hi, Kathleen. Hi. We used to always fight over the thimble. The thimble?

You wanted to be the thimble? We all wanted to be the thimble. Why? Well, if you live in the king country, you'd probably know why, but they do not say online. No? No, you have to say now. What's big about thimbles

in the king country? Oh, no. What, do you use it as a bong or something? Is it a shot glass? Yeah. Do you use it in a bong? Do you?

Yeah. The actual thimble that goes on your thumb for sewing? Yeah. Oh, buzzy. Yeah. What, and you guys

would fight over the thimble because of that reason? Because it represents the good times. You're like... Yeah. Now, I wouldn't normally do this, but I'm going to last week to grab a piece of content about Mama Di

because little does she know, she's actually famous on TikTok, the social media platform. Something that happened on our show, Clint, that has put Mama Di into the world of TikTok. Oh, I love TikTok. I've been on it for four days. Do you know what TikTok is, mum? No, all I know is it's from a clock.

I don't know what TikTok is. To be fair, to be fair, we didn't know what it was until this week either. So, kind of fair enough. I love you so much, mum. Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off.

So you've probably noticed producer Ellie isn't with me today to voice Hi-Lo, which is fine, but it does mean I can play some off-air audio from her. Now, it's not technically off-air. It was recorded during

our podcast intro yesterday. This is her singing Mariah Carey, which is our Friday Oki today. Enjoy. Take it, Ellie. Take it, Ellie. Take it, Ellie. Shut up, Ellie. Make my wish come true.

All I want for Christmas Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Can't you do it? is you. And that's the highlight for the week. Join us next week for another week of the Brian Clint Show. And that is why producer Ellie doesn't take part in Friday Oaky because it's not even karaoke because she's that good. You are a beautiful singer.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Why don't you sing? I don't know. I'm going all awkward now. I love that that voice comes out as such a, you know, horrifically

disgusting mess. And then she farts as soon as she finishes singing. I do. You're like our Adele. You're a real rough diamond. She was over at my house this morning, can I say? Adele? No. Adele, Ellie, and I had people over that I didn't know well and she was saying things that can't be taken back, can I say?

And I was like, Ellie, I'm trying to tone it down. Can you do the same? Sorry, mate. You're one of those people, you're lucky you're already in a relationship. Yeah, I am. Oh, no, she's not. She's a catch. No, I mean, yep.

Excuse me. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We are the leading radio show. This is not a brag, by the way. It's just sort of our, I guess it's like our call sign, right? We are the leading radio show for maritime and aviation-based news. We're pretty proud of that, actually.

We got invited to the annual Maritime and Aviation Awards. Yeah, we did. Recently. Yeah. Which we're excited to go to. What are we going to dress as? Well, I thought I'd go as a sailor and you could go as a pirate. I thought you'd go as a pirate.

Yes, a particular pirate. A. Starts with B. Anyway, you'd go as a pirate. Yes, a particular pirate. A. Starts with B. Anyway, moving on. B. B. Yes. I'm gonna dwell on it, sorry, because I don't get it. A bloody good pirate. Oh, okay, let's go with that. I've got some maritime news.

Why'd you turn it off? Because I checked the horn before I played it this time to make sure it was correct. No, you're bringing this segment into disrepute. We've talked about how loud that damn horn is. Oh, sorry. And we need to cut it. Sorry.

Much better. It's quite good maritime news. It's our first submarine-based maritime news. Oh, this is good. The wreck of a British World War II submarine that vanished during the height of the war has been discovered at the bottom of the sea off Malta. Okay.

Whoa, I love this stuff. Submarines are a no from me. Submarines are a hard no from me. Like who is signing up for that where you are that low underwater? In a big iron coffin. And, I mean, people, especially in the World War where people were flying missiles. You know who loves a submarine? Who?

James Cameron, the guy who made Avatar and Titanic. Loves a submarine. He went to the deepest point of the ocean, the Marianas Trench recently in a submarine. No, it is a straight no. He went as deep as you can go. No. You know what he found down there?

What? Plastic. That's the most depressing story in the world. He found plastic at the bottom of the Mariana's Trench. You know what? Why are you going down there? Well, to see what's going on. Yeah, but have you seen the hideous creatures that are down there?

I'll tell you more about this submarine. The HMS Urge. Have you got the Urge? Which I believe was actually the first submarine to get the rainbow tick as well. Has been found largely. Was it really? No, that's a joke. It's been found largely intact.

Was it still erect? No, no, it wasn't. It went down. It's laying flat. It's upright though. See, I guess you could say the urge was erect. So was it erect or was it now horizontal? Or some like to say flaccid.

Submarines travel horizontal. True. If by erect you mean is it right side up? Yes. Then yes, the urge was erect. Okay, good. Best side to be. And yeah, I mean they've been looking for it for a while

and they found it. 130 metres below the surface, which is not even that far, off the coast of Malta. Do you want to go down 130 metres? Not on the urge, not whatsoever. I don't have the urge. I do not have the urge. Or they believe all 32 crew members are still on board.

Well, it's 1942, but yeah. But again, it's why you don't go on on board. Well, it's 1942. But again, it's why you don't go on a submarine. Well, because it's Maritime News. What am I going to do? Gloss over the important facts of Maritime News? It's not what I do. Can you imagine? And I'm not trying to trivialise this,

but imagine if someone was still on there, alive. What? How? Well, maybe the engine stopped. What's that? This isn't that Matt Damon movie, The Martian. It's not how these things work. How long ago?

Wait, how long ago? 1942. So almost 80 years ago. Probably not enough beans and stuff on there. No, not enough beans. And that, folks, will do for Maritime News for today. Thank you very much. Again, too long.

Ellie also wanted us to play this. For our Beatles-based fans. For our Beatles-based listeners. Yeah, that's the one. Time for a one-second song challenge. We're our Beatles-based fans. We're our Beatles-based listeners. Yeah, that's the one. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Time for a one-second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is the part of the show where every Friday, Brie and I go head-to-head guessing songs based off just one second of that song. You choose who you think is going to win, and if you pick correctly, you'll get mobile fuel because it is a fill-up Friday.

It is. Pretty obvious pick of who's going to win. Well, we don't know that. Ellie, can we get a score update for the year? The score is 31-1 to Clint. I didn't know I'd crack the 30s. You had, bro. You had, yeah. We didn't want to, like, 30s. You had, bro. You had, yeah.

We didn't want to, like, you know, focus too much on it. Because there's someone over here. I'm winning everything else on the show. It's fine. Let's get Samantha on. Hi, Samantha. Samantha, you there? That was a sick burn.

Hey, who do you want to play for you in the one second song challenge? Is it Brie or is it me? Gonna have to go with Brie. Nice. Samantha, did you hear the score line? Yeah. Okay. Even better, even better.

Hey, Samantha, do you think I'm due? Pardon? Do you think I'm due for a win? Yeah. Fair enough, fair enough. I agree. Okay, that's fine. Samantha gets you.

That means, Nick, I'm playing on your behalf, okay? Yes, I did. Now, I'm going to come out and say it. I'm not feeling too much pressure. I know New Zealand needs a win this week, though. It's been a tough week for everybody. Oh, don't do that. And I feel...

That is such a cool power. I feel if I can do my part, Nick, it'll go some way towards healing the hurt we feel over the Rugby World Cup. Am I right? Oh, surely. Yeah, yeah. I feel the power of the black jersey inside me.

Bree has just left the studio. She's in a soundproof room at the moment because we'll be playing with the exact same songs. That's right. You can pass, Clint. You can give me the name of the artist or the song. Ben, when you're ready, hit it off. Five Sauce. Nice.

Taylor Swift. Yeah. Lorde. Yeah. Zayn. Yeah. Dan and Shay. Yes, yes. Chyna Scamino. Yeah. One Direction. Yeah. Maroon 5. Oh Oh you've nailed it

Nice work mate Alright we can now Bring her back in Come on back in Now Bree just so you know I did do a hucka Before I did the One second song challenge

Just to really summon The mana of the All Blacks Okay what can I do Hold on wait let me think Quick waltz in the tunnel I come from The land down under Good luck There you go

I'm ready Alright when you're ready Ben hit it off Five Souls Yes Taylor Swift Yes Bored

Yes Zayn Malik Yeah A Pass Yep Childish Gambino Yeah Zayn Malik Yeah Oh pass Childish Gambino Yeah One Direction Nice

Nice work Oh now that was bloody close It was You both The buzzer went off On the same song for both of you. And you both got it after the thing. And Clint got it all.

But Clint didn't pass on 10,000 Hours, which was Dan and Shay, Justin Bieber. Who knows Dan and Shay? Well, Clint does clearly. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. Go home. It's not one that I'm proud of. It's not one that I'm proud of.

I'm not the biggest Dan and Shay fan. It was a hard one. It was a hard one today. But you've done well It's all seven eight In conclusion I'm always so close Yet so far

Nick we did it mate You and I For New Zealand We've lifted the trophy today Bloody awesome Yeah Would you like to sing The National Anthem

Or should we do it together No I think we should do it together Alright And a three And a two And a A O

A A two Oh it's just me. All right. I was so hoping when you said, should we, like, we did it, I was so hoping for Nick to go, I'm Australian. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Bit of an awkward situation for me over the past couple of days.

I had the dilemma of, and I guess we've talked about it probably too much on this show, I had a bad breakup last year. And obviously when you're in a relationship with someone, especially if it's quite serious and if you live together and you've got quite a lot of things together, it's quite a lot of- Well, you guys moved countries together. Exactly. And we live together and there's an overlap and there's stuff that you do together and a lot of things together. It's quite a lot of... Well, you guys moved countries together. Exactly, and we live together and there's an overlap and there's stuff that you do together and all that kind of stuff.

Anyway, we're not the best breakup. And recently there was something that my ex was kind of involved with. It was actually a website that we kind of developed together. Oh, yeah. And I let it lapse. So it actually expired and I recently was like, oh, I actually want to do something with that website, which was technically mine.

It was my name on it and all that kind of stuff. Oh, BreezeWorld.com. Yeah, BreezeWorld. No, not BreezeWorld, but, you know, similar thing. And I had the dilemma of do I message my ex to get the passwords and the rights to that website? Nah. Oh, you weren't asking for my opinion?

No, I am asking for your opinion. Like is it the only website you want? Because sometimes, sometimes... Well, it's my full name. BreeThomasL.com? Yes. Oh, you kind of need that. If you want a website, you kind of need that.

And to be honest, over the past year or so, we're actually on good terms. Yeah, but it's one of those ones where you always never know what's going to happen when you reopen the old wound, you know? I know, but we're on good terms it's all good we've you know

buried the hatchet so to speak on all that stuff but it's that it's that thing where you're like oh should I is it worth it

is it worth it messaging my ex over this and you know and you know what probably it would be a couple of messages and it would all be good

and that would be it. Have you not done it yet? Well, there has been an outcome. Okay. I've made a decision. Yes. And I'll tell you in a second. Okay.

But it's that dilemma of, you know, you do that and it could be a couple of messages or it could open up, like you said, a whole big wound and then who knows? Yeah, and the floodgates open. Yeah. Because they've been keeping the communication lines closed too and they go, well I've got you here. What did you mean that time

at New Year's in 2017 when you said, she's quite cute. Also, I want these particular shoes back. Exactly right. Stuff like that. So what's the go? My opinion, if it was any other website I would just say get rid of it.

But it's that website. If you want a website, God, I'd love to know what you're doing on your website too. Not much. Homewares. I ended up selling. Recipes. The only thing I was doing on that website was selling, I made a cartoon version of my mum's face. Oh, the t-shirts?

Yeah, and I sold the t-shirts on the website. Yeah, yeah, yeah. BrieThomas.com. You need the website back. Yeah, and I sold the T-shirts on the website. Yeah, yeah, yeah. BrieThomasHill.com. You need the website, man. Yeah, and that's why I want it back. Have you got it? Because I was going to do a different line of clothing with my mum's face on it.

God, you're a mogul, eh? Yeah. Anyway, I bit the bullet and I decided, you know what? It's not a big deal. Message, just send the message and move past it. Yeah. And this isn't a horror story or a terrible, you know, horrific ending. That's disappointing.

Well, you know, I'm not going to make stuff up for the radio. I know, but it's more sensational if she's like, you can prize the password out of my dead cold hands, you bitch. It's still awkward and I had to message my ex and I've got all the passwords now for the website. Oh, so it was fine. So it's all good. And it actually was like two or three messages,

so it's not a big deal. Are you guys meeting up again? No. No, we're not. Is something going on? No, we're not. Are you going to see what your old sheets feel like? No.

No? Okay. Well, I'm just checking. Just checking because sometimes that happens too. Yeah. I want to get those sheets back actually, but I wanted to ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Yeah. I bet it doesn't always turn out that way.

Mm-hmm. And I bet it's usually not for as simple a thing as what I message my ex for. Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I wanted to know, 0800DIALZM, what did you message your ex for? Yeah, there'll be good juicy stuff. This will be good stuff.

Was it money? Was it money? Was it over? And I'm talking not messaging your ex like the next day when you've just broken up. I'm talking down the track when you've realised. Was it information you found out about them after the breakup that pertained to your history prior to the breakup?

Yes, that could be good. Was it the results of a pregnancy test? You know, 0800 dial ZM. What did you have to message your ex for? Or you can text us if you want to remain anonymous on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. This is getting interesting because I had to message my ex about a website that we created together.

It was my full name, BreeThomasL.com. I needed to get the passwords because I didn't have them because I wanted to do stuff on the website. Well, it's good to have your own website if you're looking to do a Kim Kardashian. And by that, I mean release an intimate video. Because if you can control the platform on which it's distributed, you can control a lot more of the royalties. Stop it.

I'm not releasing any videos. Well, not with her. I wanted to do some other stuff. Anyway, I had to message my ex. And I've asked the question, 0800 dials at M. What did you have to message your ex about ages after you'd broken up? And I'll read you a few texts. Someone said I had to message my ex six months after our breakup and ask

if he wanted the 12 carat infinity rose ring he gifted me for our anniversary. Or I should sell it and shout my girlfriend's shots at the bar. He took it back and a year later my friend saw the same rose gold ring on his Instagram on his new girlfriend. Oh. Why would you offer it back? Because maybe she was trying to do the right thing.

The right thing is just keep it. You know. These things are given to you as a gift. It's not a part of the relationship contract. If someone gives you something as a gift... You don't have to give it back. You don't have to give it back. No, exactly right.

Oh, unless you cheated. Unless you cheated on them. And did some bad stuff. In which case, give them their ring back. Yeah, give it back. Let's talk to Kayla. Hey, Kayla. Hi, Kayla.

Hey. What did you have to message your ex about? About three weeks after we separated, I had to text him that I was pregnant. There it is. I knew there'd be someone out there. How did you feel? I was pretty terrified. I'm very bloated, very cranky.

Kayla, I want to ask an obvious question. Were you pregnant to your ex? Yes. Right, okay. Well, good. I hope you weren question. Were you pregnant to your ex? Yes. Right, okay. Well, good. I hope you weren't texting him about someone else you hooked up after the breakup. Oh, my God, no. No, but three weeks, because there'll be people out there who would have had to message their

ex to say, hey, I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. I'm telling you now, because eventually you're going to put the timelines together and realize this baby was born less than nine months after we broke up. Oh, right, just to shut down stuff. Yeah, go, I cheated on you. I'm having someone else's baby. Because, let's be real, after you break up with someone, Kayla, am I right? You like to have a bit of fun.

Oh, you're not wrong. Yes. And how did it turn out? Yeah, how did it turn out? Did you guys end up getting back together? Yes, yes. I've got to tell you, I was about three months pregnant when I found out. Oh, okay.

So it was for the best? Yeah. Of course. That's awesome, Kayla. And you got to have a little break. Yeah. Yeah, break's always good. This person wants to remain anonymous.

Jesus. Gee whiz. Anonymous, tell us, did you have to message your ex? Yeah so it's a bit of an awkward situation but about let's say two and a half years after

I broke up with my ex I had to message him I had to message him to ask permission if I could date his very best friend No you don't, I'm just going to say ask permission if I could date his very best friend. No, you don't. I'm just going to say, I know you've already done it, Anonymous, but two and a half years later, you don't need to ask permission.

Your relationship has ended with that person. The person who needs to ask permission is the best friend. Yeah, that's true. He's the one if he wants to. He's got the connection. Were they still best friends at that time, Anonymous? Yeah, they are still best friends now. Even now?

So he was fine. Yeah, so I can't actually see my ex a lot, which is not ideal. But I just felt like, I don't know, I just felt like it was nice to ask. Well, that is nice, Anonymous. If it was okay. It's respectful. You're a respectful person. That's fair enough.

Let's talk to Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Anonymous. It's okay. It's respectful. You're a respectful person. That's fair enough. Let's talk to Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hello. Tell us, did you message your ex? What was it about? Yes, a funny story. I ended up texting him because I'm pregnant with his baby

and we ended up being first cousins. Oh, Hayley. No, that's when you don't text your ex. Okay, okay. Let me break this down for myself. Wait, wait. So hang on. Did you have to text him to say that you'd found out you were first cousins

or did you guys already know you were first cousins? No, we didn't know we were first cousins. Okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait. How did you not know? Because my mum, she's adopted and she didn't really know her birth family. And they're Aussie. What How did you not know? Because my mum, she's adopted, and she didn't really know her birth family. And they're Aussies.

What news did you... Oh, bloody Aussies. Hayley, what news did you break to him first, the pregnancy or the cousins? The cousins. You go... Yeah, because then it would soften the blow. Would it? Yeah.

Would it? Yeah. Okay, wait, wait. Let's reenact it, Hayley. So say I'm you, and Clint is your boyfriend. I call you up, Clint, and I go, hello. Hey, Hayley. Hey.

Look, bit of an awkward conversation. I know we're broken up. Yeah. But, man, when we were together, we had great sex. Yeah, no, it was good. I mean, you were average, but I was good. It was hot. We did it a lot.

You were sweaty. But look, you know how my mum's adopted. Yeah. Love your mum, by the way. She's great. She's like an auntie to me. She's the best. And yeah, so about that.

Yeah. So I found out we've tracked down the family tree. Yeah. We're first cousins. What? This is the worst news I could possibly receive. Nothing could be worse than the news you've just told me that I've been in a sexual relationship with my own cousin.

Also, I'm pregnant. Oh, you know what? The bit that you told me before really softened the blow. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Happy Movember, everybody. It is the first of Movember today Producer Ben

Is our moustached member of the show If you've seen our social medias You'll know Ben's moustache It's fairly impressive It's very prominent in Producer Ben's life I've known him for How long have we known each other now? Three-ish years?

You shaved it off last year And I got a big shock Yeah I hated that moustache at first. But now I can't imagine you without it. I can't either. It's really filled out. Thanks, mate. And it takes, I think, this is what I like about your moustache.

And this is why this is going to be hard. Is this a eulogy for Ben's moustache? Because it's about to go. It takes about 11 months to get to its full volume. Does it really? And then he takes it off for Movember. This is like a girl cutting or shaving her hair. Ben is allowing us the honour of doing that.

So we thought, Bree, why don't we get ZDM listeners involved and decide just for 24 hours. What that style of moustache should look like. We're looking for five callers on our $800 ZDM to call us now because we'll just take five quick votes to help us decide. Because you guys will get to pick between a number of different options Clint and I

have come up with. So I believe there's four in case I've forgotten any. The first one is the Charlie Chaplin. Okay. Which I mean, love Charlie Chaplin, iconic. Right in the centre directly under the nose. From what I know the only person who's ever worn that type of moustache. Yeah, no one's, iconic. Right in the centre, directly under the nose. From what I know, the only person who's ever worn that type of moustache.

Yeah, no one's ever had that moustache. Are we sure? You wouldn't get compared to anyone else. Probably don't go out in public for a bit, but okay. Another one, reverse Charlie Chaplin. No. Yes, which you and I came up with this ourselves, where we shave the middle part and we leave two little bits on the outside of the moustache. Half moustache.

That's where we go clean shaven down from one nostril outwards and leave the moustache there on the other side. Oh, yeah, that's good, the halfie. Yeah, great. And the fourth one, which I really like but I think would be harder to achieve, the Freddie Mercury. I would like to see it, though. What about just all off oh we can have

that option too okay oh no no you don't want to have that option no you can take it all off tomorrow you can take that okay okay the pretty mercury just so we can describe it is um it's a very thin sort of pencil mustache just above the lip on the yeah the very top of the lip and just so you know we're going to be shaving right now we We're doing it now. Ready? Yeah. I've got the shaver ready. We need some votes. We're missing one voter as well, by the way, if you want to call through and be our last voter. Leanne, you get to vote first. Which of those moustache would you like Ben to be wearing? The half. You'd like a half moustache? Yes, Leanne, the half is good. It's different, it's unusual. One vote for the half.

Bede. Hi, Bede. How. It's different. It's unusual. One vote for the half. Bede. Hi, Bede. How you doing? Hello, mate. What are you voting for? Freddie Mercury. Yes, the Freddie Mercury. Okay.

That's a great option. Leah, what are you voting for? Hey, I'm going to go for the Freddie Mercury. That's two votes, Freddie Mercury. Sam. Hey, Sam. Hey. Hi, Sam. Come on, Sam. What are you thinking? That's two votes Freddie Mercury Sam, hey Sam Hey What are you thinking? What do you want Producer Ben's moustache to look like?

Surely the Freddie Mercury Just so people know I am doing the cutting and I am not a qualified barber Bree's the stylist I think I can achieve it Fire those babies up. Hannah, it's irrelevant now,

but were you going to say Freddie Mercury as well? Yeah. Yeah. Was she? 4-1. All right. Here we go. You tuck into it, Bree.

In fact, Ali, can we get this live streamed on our Instagram, please? Yeah, we need to see this. If you would like to follow Ben's moustache being transformed from very thick moustache being transformed from very thick moustache into a Freddie Mercury go to Bree and Clint on Instagram now and we'll post the results ASAP. Oh it's on! ZM's Bree and Clint

the podcast. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki! I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint.

You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! Seeing as it is the officially Christmas season. It is not. November the 1st. I don't agree with this. Time to put your trees up. It's December 1st, not November 1st. No, the more Christmas, the better.

You know what the world needs now? Is love, sweet love. And what's more beautiful than Christmas? I don't need to spend any more money on Christmas than what I already do. We'll be taking on the Mariah Carey classic, All I Want for Christmas. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. Will we do a better or worse job than former Prime Minister of New Zealand, John Key? I want a lot for Christmas.

There's just one thing I need. That's not fair. Why? You don't have the music behind it. Oh, did you not sing yours a cappella? I sang mine a cappella. Oh, did you? Look, if you haven't heard this segment before, good.

Yeah, lucky you. But you're here now. We've both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. And what you're about to hear is the outcome. We're both not great singers. We're both not good. The song was my choice, but that shouldn't impact anything. No, but you know what?

I think there should be a new rule in Friday Oaky, where if you pick the song, you go last. Okay, I can do that. So whoever picks the song goes last, which means, great, I'm going first. Listen to both, and then we would like you to vote on who wins Friday Oki this week. Merry Christmas, New Zealand.

Here comes Brie. What a gift. I Here comes Brie. What a gift. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true.

All I want for Christmas is you. And a bloody bottle of wine after this, am I right? Ooh, baby. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Oh baby all I want for Christmas is you

Oh baby Baby, all I want for Christmas is you. Ooh, baby. Damn it. That is so much better than I expected. Is it? Yes. How bad did you think it was going to be? Recording mine, I was like, you know what?

It is what it is. At least it won't be as bad as Freeze. I thought I'd picked a song which would completely stump you. I thought I'd bowled you the Yorker and Friday Oaky song. I don't know about that. I'm a little bit ashamed to play my version now. I'm keen to hear it. Let's do it. But let's do it.

That's the rules. Here comes my Friday Oaky. Listen to both and then it'll be your turn to vote. Here's yours. Don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Baby, all I want for Christmas Is you is you. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own.

More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you. You, baby If we're voting on pitch and timing and everything else, I think you win. Someone texted in and said, is this Coca-Cola Christmas in the park? I don't know what that is. Drew Nemia, dat you. It's where they get all the minor celebrities from around New Zealand

to come into a park and sing carols at the end of the year. Some of them can sing like Drew and some of them can't. But now you get to choose who wins. That's the power of Friday Oaky, New Zealand. I really like the support of the text machine. I think it's me. Someone said, my nine-year-old daughter just said, oh my God, Mum, even you can sing better than Bree.

Someone said we ruined Christmas Oh come on Who wins? We'll come back after one song And reveal the votes 0800 dial ZM Brie and Clint The podcast

ZM Friday Oki Let's go Welcome to the first ever Christmas Friday Oki Because it's November the 1st So it's officially Christmas season No, no, no. Santa Claus is coming to town.

That is not the full opinion of the Bree and Clint show. Yeah, it was a strong 50% though. So we're singing Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas.

But who did it better? Was it Bree? Make my wish come true. Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you. Or was it me? Make my wish come true. Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you. You, baby.

Your chance to vote. We have five votes on the line. Yes, that's chance to vote. We have five votes on the line. Yes, that's how it works. We have a very varied response on the text machine, but we're putting that to the side for the moment because our voters are here. Lucy, you're going to open the ballot. Good afternoon, and can I say Merry Christmas? Merry Christmas.

Hello, Lucy. What are your thoughts? You've heard both. You need to vote for one. Tell us. Based on the passion and enthusiasm into the song, my vote goes to Brie. Wow.

I do love Christmas. I was passionate. I'm passionate about Christmas. You are passionate too. I agree. Hi, Robin. Hi. Hello, Robin.

Who's got it? Clint. Sorry, Brie, but you by far, Clint. Oh, by far even. By far. You didn't have to put... Can you come over here and take that knife out of my back, Robin? I'm really sorry, but even if Clint was a little off time,

he could have at least presented it as his own cover. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, Robin, I mean, how many drinks have you had on this Friday afternoon, Robin, if you're saying those comments? Feliz Navidad, my girl. Ellen's here. Hi, Ellen.

Yul Tide. Happy Merry Christmas, Ellen. Oh, Merry Christmas. First of November. Oh, yeah. Merry Christmas. Ellen, tell us. You've heard both.

What are you thinking? Well, I'm in the car with my seven-year-old daughter, Penny. Hi, Penny. Hi. Hi. And after we heard Bree, Penny said, oh, Clint's got to be better than this. But sorry, Clint, we have to vote for Bree.

Yay! I love you, Penny. I love you guys. Thanks, Ellen. You watch out. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry you, Penny. I love you guys. Thanks, Ellen. You watch out. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas, Penny.

Andrea, hi, and Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you both. Yes, to you too, Andrea. It's currently 2-1 in the votes. It is the season. I've been saying that for ages. I've been saying that all day today. Who gets your vote today? It's currently two votes to one in favour of Brie.

Who's taking out Friday Oki this week? Wow, Mariah Carey, eat your heart out. Honestly, Clint, amazing. Oh, girl! Thank you so much. I appreciate that. No, thanks. Your you was just so on pitch.

I was loving it. You, I'm not going to try it again. I spent a lot of time trying to get that right. Or we're at tie break. Yes, it was just so on pitch. I was loving it. I'm not going to try it again. I spent a lot of time trying to get that right. Oh, we're at tie break. Yes, it is. We haven't been at tie break for a while at Friday Oki, I don't think. Mackenzie, no pressure, but who takes out Friday Oki this week? Sorry, Bree.

You just killed Central Effect song. A ghost of me. Well, don't put that on me, Mackenzie, for God's sake. I can't deal with this again. Merry Christmas, Mackenzie. Thank you very much for voting. Thanks, Mackenzie. That steals it.

Bye. I don't know if we need a replay. Well, she didn't. Did she need to say that? She could have just said, I'm voting for Clint. Couldn't she? It's one of the closest Friday Okies we've had in a long time. And just because it was so much fun,

why don't we go out on a replay of Bree's version? On a lot for Christmas, there's just one thing I need. I don't care about the presence underneath. I'm not as bad as John Key. Don't put me in the same category. Thank you. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Right. Birthday banger for a Friday. It needs to be good. It needs to be old in my opinion. Oh, okay. Yes. On Friday specifically it needs to be good. It needs to be old, in my opinion. Oh, okay. Yes. On Friday specifically, it needs to be old? Specifically. What do you call old? Ah, I'm talking

where... Because I heard a Kasia song referred to as a throwback the other day. No. No, so... Hang on. Hang on. Are we being too liberal with the term throwback here? I think so. If you hear a song and you're like, oh, I don't... I didn't even remember that this song existed. Okay.

Alright, well let's see what we got in there. Amy's here. Hi Amy. Hi Amy. Hey. What's your birthday? 1st of November, 1984. Okay, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 5th of November in the millennium.

Millennium. The millennium. The millennium. The millennium. The millennium. The millennium. 2000 brought us this hit. Now, we don't quite have the yardstick nailed down, but I would say that this is old. It is, yep.

I agree. This is old. Makes me feel old. I was going to say, Amy, by association, makes you experienced, okay? Do you like it, Amy? Groove Jets. She's a better one, but it's okay.

Sophia Ellis Bixter. She was a babe. Wasn't she? And probably still is. Hi, Demelza. Hi, Demelza. How are you going? Hi.

What's your birthday? Good, good. 21st of November, 1982. Okay, Demelza, you were 16 in 1998 on the 25th of November, and this is your birthday bang. The birth of autotunes. Share. Believe.

How does that sit with you, Demelza? Not too good, but it's got to be better than the last one. Demelza, Cher is an icon. This album was iconic. Yeah, I don't want my jam. I had a friend, I used to skate, and when I say skate, I used to rollerblade. And my friend, who I thought was the coolest rollerblader in our group, his parents built him a halfpipe in his backyard.

We were listening to Offspring and Limp Bizkit. I know. I went around to Offspring and Limp Bizkit. I know. I went around to his house one day. He put on the Cher album and he goes, you've got to hear this stuff, bro. It'll change your life. Really?

And that was the first time I realised that cool dudes could listen to pop music too. What a legend. And that guy's name was Tony Hawk. Yeah, and he's gone on to ditch the role of lading. Yeah, yeah.

We still keep in touch though. Julian's last. Hi, Julian. Hi, Julian. Hey, how's it going, guys the rollerblading. Yeah, yeah. We still keep in touch, though. Julian's last. Hi, Julian. Hi, Julian. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, mate. What's your birthday? 16th of August, 1997.

All right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 16th of August and back in 2013. Yeah, the birth of bass, guys. This is your birthday bag of Julian. Oh, fire. Can't go wrong with a bit of a V-shirt. Straight fire. He's a legend. I've got to be honest, I saw that there and it said, wake me up.

I thought it's going to be one of two songs. It's either going to be this song right here. Oh, that's also fire. I haven't played in birthday makeup before. Or it was going to be the Evanescence one. There's so many good songs. I love how every song that's called Wake Me Up, great. Great song.

Great song. Yeah, it didn't pick me up, see. All right, Julian, with the birth of Bass Birthday, wait there, my friend. What are we going to play? God, imagine if this was a contender. Yeah. You know? Well, you if this was a contender. Yeah. You know?

Well, you know what I'm voting for. You're voting for Cher. Of course I am. It's Cher. Yeah. You've got to Cher the love. Yeah, you do. I'm just wondering if that Spiller Groove Jet song,

it's not big enough, right? Like it's iconic and it takes you back to a moment, but it's not big enough. For a Friday. Yeah. Demelza doesn't even want it though. Yeah, but you know what? Demelza's one human.

And I love her, and I thank her for calling through, because she gave us this. We'll just check in with her. She may have changed her tune. Demelza, we're going to play your birthday banger. Does that make you happy? It's Friday. I'll be happy for it.

Yes, Demelza. I like that attitude. I love you guys. I love you too, Demelza. And love the attitude too. She's like, if I have to. She's a true GB. Have a good weekend, mate.

You too. Bye. Here's Birthday Banger from Cher. Bree and Clint, ZDM. No matter how hard I try You keep pushing me aside And I can't break through There's no talking to you You keep pushing me aside and I can't break through.

There's no talking to you. It's so sad that you're leaving. It takes time to believe it. But after all is said and done, you're going to be the lonely one. Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say

I really don't think you're strong enough now What am I supposed to do? Sit around and wait for you Well, I can't do that There's no turning back I need time to move on I can do that. There's no turning back. I need time to move on. I need love to feel strong.

Cause I've had time to think it through. And maybe I'm too good for you all. Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now Well, I know that I'll get through this

Cause I know that I am strong And I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore No, I don't need you anymore Do you believe in life as love? Do you believe in life as love? I can feel something inside me say

I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough Absolutely iconic.

That is the winner of Birthday Banger from Shur. Shur. Shur. Shur. For a. Shur. Shur. For a Friday. Feels good. That was the right choice. Done it.

This is the song where she sat on the cannons on the ship. She sings it on the deck of the battleship. Time. Can I say I saw her in concert last year. And I don't know how a woman She's in her 70s Yeah Looks that good

Does the old battleship still go alright? Oh mate her battleship is definitely still Floating Firing How's the turrets? The turrets are toit Oh yeah Nice and toit

Oh she's good looking Turrets are taut. Oh, yeah. Norse and taut. Oh, she's good looking. Does she still wear that full body fishnet thing? She does a... She has a version of it. Yeah. That's iconic. I think it was... Was it in this film clip?

Maybe. Maybe. You know her winks when she tours? Just one second, sorry. Oh, wait. There's power in this. There's so much power. It empowers people.

I was going to say, her wigs when she tours. They have their own room. They have their own room that is air-conditioned at a certain temperature. She's an icon. That's where I want to be at life in my 70s. In the wig room? No, where I have a room where all my wigs live. Brie and Clint The podcast ZM Last night

I took Our Brie impersonator For her first test run You would have heard If you were listening to the show yesterday You would have heard Brie number two On the show last night

Which could If you listen to the show a lot Brie number two Could be confused for something else There's no S in it It's not Brze number two. Very true. But you making me take one of those to the basketball,

I don't think is beyond you as well. It wouldn't pass. No, we organised a lookalike because you couldn't go to the breakers game. So I needed to represent and we needed to take someone who resembled you so no one got suspicious. And you were sitting courtside, which went... Incredible seats. So good.

Like, that stadium's awesome to watch the breakers. It is very good. And people take photos, right? People take photos. I'm yet to see the paparazzi photos. Actually, producer Ben, have any of the paparazzi shots from the breakers of me and fake Brie come through yet?

No. No? Okay. Because you went off to the VIP area by yourself and just sat there. Yeah. Oh, okay. Did you? Yeah.

Why wouldn't we have the free drinks there? I know. Why wouldn't... See, she's not the real fake Bree. Then she would be there with you drinking the free drinks. She has a lot to learn because we were being hooked up

and we walked into the bar area and I was like, you guys want a drink? And she goes, are they free? I'm like, yeah, girl. You're living the bar area, and I was like, you guys want a drink? And she goes, are they free? I'm like, yeah, girl, you're living the life of Brie Thomas now. Oh, shut up.

You don't pay for shit. It is not that regular. You should see what happens when you go into a gay bar. Yeah, well, that's fair. Anyway, she had a great time. Did she have a good time? That's good. It's pretty overwhelming.

It is, yeah. Being Br pretty overwhelming. It is, yeah. Being Bree. Being Bree, yeah. We peppered her a bit. Ben was sitting in a couple of seats beside her going, Oh, Bree! Is that Bree? Bree!

Why don't you ever do that for me, Ben? I do, but it's more so everyone else in the crowd that doesn't. Oh, Ben, everyone's doing it. Leave me alone. Shut up! That is not true. Anyway, yeah, she did a good job. Can I tell you one thing?

I don't know if you've seen this. The producers heard this, though. Danny Finesse, who works at MyFM, she was at the game last night. Oh, yeah. And I think she heard about what we were doing. It wasn't super stealth because we did the whole like. We did it all on the radio. Yeah, we did it all on the radio.

I put it on Instagram. Yeah, put it on Instagram. Anyway, she was at the game last night, and she was sitting like maybe however many seats behind you and Fake Bree, number two. Yeah. Anyway, she messaged me this video where it was her zooming in on you and Fake Bree from the back, obviously from behind.

She goes, you know what? You guys did a horrific job because she looks nothing like you, but from behind she passes. Well, if you ever wanted to experience Bree from behind, we have the perfect replica. Danny Finesse, that was a horrible thing to say. Danny Finesse. Danny Finesse. That was a horrible thing to say. Danny Finesse.

Yeah, what the hell? From MyFM. Wouldn't make a bad Brie. She wouldn't make a bad Brie. She can do radio as well. But she is also a very short human. Danny is? Yeah. God, you're so arrogant from your height.

Oh, shut up! We've got breaking, and I mean breaking, social media news, everybody. This is big, okay? Facebook and Instagram are banning the use of sexual emojis. Oh, get out of here, Zuckerberg. I'm over your crap. I'd argue there's no such thing as a sexual emoji. If you think there's a sexual emoji, then you've got a dirty mind.

You know what? Zuckerberg, all about the free speech, isn't he? He's all about the free speech and letting people say whatever. If you're paying. Well, yeah, exactly. If you're paying, he's all about the free speech. But people say whatever. If you're paying. Well, yeah, exactly. If you're paying, he's all about the free speech. But then he wants to shut down the emojis. So the emojis they're specifically talking about, and because Facebook owns Instagram, it will be for both,

you will no longer be able to use the eggplant emoji, the peach emoji, and the water squirt emoji. Why? Because they say they're too sexual. What? What do you mean sexual? What if I'm making an eggplant lasagna and I want to spice it up if I post a picture

and be like, eggplant lasagna. With a peach crumble for dessert. Yes. Which is going to in turn get my mouth watering. Exactly. What if I want to post that series of pictures? Why? What are they associated with?

Oh, you really want me to? Yeah, go on. I'll just read it. This is new, so I can just read it. The eggplant emoji has been used to symbolise a penis. What? When have you ever seen a purple penis? Yeah, true, I've seen a couple.

The peach resembles a bear buttock. And the water drips reference Well I can't say that one You can't? No I cannot use that word Why not? No I will get ejected from the radio station That was dangerous just then wasn't it?

Interestingly What's wrong with the bottom can I say? It's not putting them in the caption that's the issue It's if you reference them in a sexual way. So if you're an eggplant farmer, you can still go big special on eggplant emoji. That's okay. You'll be like, I'm courgetting it up today. Yes, but if you are an eggplant farmer and you say,

this bumper crop has really given me a big eggplant emoji, then assumedly they're getting a censor in to go through the content that contains those emojis, and that is when it will be taken down if you are using those emojis in a rude way. Look, I know we're joking about it and it's all fun and games, and I said this to you off air because we were talking about it earlier. The thing that pisses me off so much about this is they're like, oh, let's take away this because it's sexual.

How about dealing with the hate speech and horrible crap that is all over Instagram and Facebook? How about you deal with that first, Zuckerberg? This one should be fairly far down on the priority list. Exactly. I mean, a little bit of fun. Leave it alone. We can't have sexual emojis on Instagram and Facebook,

but we are running a big campaign to get Donald Trump re-elected because we're Facebook. Anyway, that's your breaking social media news, everybody. Zuckerberg. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A bit of a, I guess, medical... Mystery?

Mystery. Maybe you'd call that. It's not a mystery. Miracle, maybe. Yeah, medical miracle, we'll call it, where surgery has been performed on a guy who had nine toes on one foot. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, I'm guessing, but I reckon they'd call him Nine Toe.

Yeah, you wouldn't go far without that nickname. And he's only 21. How many on the other foot? Five. So nine on one foot. Nine on one foot. So he's got 14 toes. Yes.

You know where my mind goes to straight away? And I want to hear about the medical miracle. Yes. How do jandals work? Well, he can't wear them. Do you have to buy jandals in a three? Oh, well, maybe he could wear them if you see the, I guess... Configuration?

Configuration of the nine toes. But that's not what has worried this guy his whole life. The thing that has worried him his whole life, he's 21 and his name is Ajun. And he said that he has had a real issue with finding love because of his toes. Oh, yeah. And he is terrified at even going on a date with someone. And this is really sad. This is actually horrible because he has nine toes on one foot.

And he says it's made him shy. It's made him, you know, obviously. Especially if you've got radio hosts out here calling you nine toes. Well, you know, that's what it is. He's nine toes. But, you know, the only reason I say that is because he has had surgery and they've performed surgery on nine toe to recorrect it. You know the buzzy thing about a toe is that it's at the end of a piece of bone that comes

down your foot. So follow the toe up. He'd have more bones. He'd have nine of those bones, those finger bones that go all the way up to the top of your foot. So it'd be more than just whipping off four of the toes because then you'd have all these other bits inside the foot that were still functioning.

And the thing about this guy is that he actually doesn't really have a big toe, if that makes sense. It's kind of like – So which piggies does he have? Well, okay, let me have a look at the photo. So he doesn't have the piggy that went to market. So he has the pinky. That's the piggy that went

wee wee wee wee all the way home. Yes, he's got the fourth toe, the third toe and the, no, so he's got one, two, three, four. Yep. All, looks all legit. Completely normal. Yep. And then the big toe is where it gets a bit, you know, different.

So he's got another I reckon I'm looking at it, second and third toe is the big toe, where the big toe would be. Yeah, God, the order of this is like the order of this, how the Star Wars movies came out. Right, and then he's got like

maybe another two toes that kind of look like a big toe, but not quite big enough. And then he's got another pinky toe on the other side. So he's got pinky bookends on the end of each, on the end of the foot. Yeah, there you go.

There's a look. That's not real. That is not real. That's real. That's not real. That is Photoshop. No, that's him. So see what I say when he's got the four toes that look –

he's actually got good-looking feet, those four toes there. That's the other bit about it. I expected to see this mangled foot. No, it's not. He's got a very well-man manicured set of toenails as well. He does. Anyway, so surgeons have taken off all the excess toes and then they've kind of made a big toe out of one of the toes.

If that's what he wants. I mean, I'd be tempted to keep it. Like it's kind of like on Friends when Chandler took off his third nipple and it was a source of all of his powers. And that's kind of what apparently his parents have said, that it was his good luck charm. Yeah. But I want to ask you just before obviously we get out of here,

get out of this break that we're doing. Kick it to touch. Kick it to touch. What's the thing, because obviously he was terrified of dating anyone because of that, which. Which, I mean, is horrible. But what is the thing that you would be terrified of, say, you were to date a new person? Oh, like a physical feature? Yeah.

Do you have anything? I would hope I don't. I'd hope there's nothing that I go, oh, I hope she doesn't have a... Like where you'd be, like like obviously worried to show someone. Oh, on my body? Yeah, on your body. Oh, easy peasy. Showing the tiny nips is always an icebreaker.

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