ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 20th 2019

Episode Date: November 20, 2019

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ZM, let's go, go, go, now let me see you dance, ZM's Brie and Clint. Hello everybody, good afternoon. Afternoon kids. How's everybody feeling? How's everybody's day been? Oh, Brie was just saying before, happy hump day. I absolutely was not. She was just going around the office before, patting people on the back and going, happy hump. And technically not hump day for us because we had Monday off.

And then she goes, it's all downhill until Friday from here. Why do you always annoy me with the two things I hate the most? Because there's a real story about something that you did. Oh, I can't wait for tomorrow. Thursday throwback. Oh, thirsty Thursday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thursday throwback.

How good was Taco Tuesday? That one I'm okay with Today on the show We have a world champion On the show And I'm very proud of this We have been hunting him out And we've managed to secure him

His name is Ritson Galloway And he's from Palmerston North And he is a world champion That's all I'll say He's a world champion And he is on our show today That's a very loose term these days though.

He's the best in the world at what he does. Put it that way. He's been to the world championships and he's come back with the trophy. That could be farming mice. That could be putting pants

on the fastest. He's gone two places better than the All Blacks did this year. Oh, too soon. Yeah, but he's not an all-black, is he? No, he's not an all-black, but he's a world champion. He joins us on the show at five o'clock. Next, though, we do it all the time because we love it.

We've got some aviation news. And this is quite good for people who hate long-haul travel, okay? If you're not the sort of person who likes getting on a plane for extended periods of time, and I don't know if anybody actually does. I don't think that person exists. No, okay, well, here's some aviation news which may make your trip seem a little bit shorter and we'll give it to you after.

Sean Mendes, Bree and Clint. This is ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. How about some aviation news? That's why you listen to this show, right? Just quickly, are we at peak aviation news? I think we need to cut the aviation news at this point.

Because I've actually got three stories that I could add. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, this one's real good, though. No, we're at peak. We're at peak. What do we do? It involves a cat. Oh, was it the fat aviation cat from last week that we talked about?

What was the... The guy who smuggled the fat cat on the plane? No, this is even better. Better than that? Oh, but now I want to know about that. Well, maybe we're not at peak aviation. You go first and then I'll tell you my story at the end. Mine doesn't involve an animal.

Mine is about how long it used to take to fly to London and how long it takes now. Yeah, I think I could tie this into that. Oh, yeah, I'll give it to you. So the new longest route in the world is from Sydney to London. Right. It used to be from Auckland to Doha, which was 16 hours straight flying.

Where's Doha? Doha's in the Middle East. Okay. The new longest leg will be Sydney to London. It's called the Kangaroo Route. And it will take 19 hours of nonstop flying. However, however, 19 hours is pretty good compared to what it was when Qantas first started flying that route in 1947.

It used to take 55 hours of flying, which had to be done over 29 days. Yeah, that's crazy. But how long was it before this flight came out, like recently? Oh, it was just two legs. You had to go via... It'd be like 24 hours or what? Yeah, you had to go via Singapore or something like that.

Now they can get you there straight, 19 hours. To put it in perspective, the plane that used to fly it in 1947 could fly 1,484 kilometres. The new plane can fly 14,000 kilometres without stopping. The old plane's top speed was 555 k's an hour. The new plane's top speed is almost 1,000 kilometres an hour. So technology, baby. When are we going to teleport?

I tell you what, that's when we'll cancel aviation news. When they bring out teleportation, we'll cancel aviation news. We'll cancel this show because, I mean, I'll be travelling everywhere. No, we'd keep doing the show because you'd just teleport here to do the show and then go back. You make a good point. You could live in Italy. You make a very good point.

And you could just teleport in here. You could live anywhere you wanted to. You could live anywhere you wanted to. To tie in with that, so how long is it? 19 hours. Yeah. So this isn't a 19-hour flight flight but this pilot was on a 14 hour flight. He was working and so he's flown 14 hours. He got to the other end and he opened his suitcase and his pet cat was inside.

That's my worst nightmare. When we're packing the car to go to the Coromandel on holiday, the cat always jumps into the car, and I'm worried that one day we're going to get to the end of the southern motorway and you're going to hear, meow. Damn it. Damn it. Because like we've said before, and this is one of the key pillars of this show, it's one of our main tenants, it's on our tablet.

We've got it etched in. Cats are not portable. And they're not good for the beach portable. And they're not good for the beach either. They're not good for the beach. Anyway, that's aviation news. Will there be any more? I don't know. Well, yeah, there will. I've got about six more stories I could do tomorrow, actually. All right, well, it'll be back. You don't become the leading show for aviation-based news without doing some aviation news. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Here's one for people who are thinking about travelling next year

or maybe at the end of this year for Christmas time. Oh, no, it's not more aviation news, is it? No. Well, I mean, you might take a plane to some of these places. I'd like to think so. But this is a list that's been released about the most dangerous places to travel in terms of safety and security. Oh, yeah, okay.

Which is a good thing to know when you're obviously thinking about going on a holiday. You know where you're like, oh, I want to venture out. Maybe I'll go to Sri Lanka because Sri Lanka is so exotic and no one goes there. Well, there's people who go to war zones, but good on you. Which, to be honest, some of them are on this list. Yeah, okay.

But I'm going to give you the list so then maybe if you're planning a holiday, I'll also tell you a few details about which is the safest places to go for a holiday next year. Cool. So on the list of some of the most dangerous places includes Libya. Yeah. Somalia is on the list. Bolivia, Ecuador, and Lebanon. I don't know much about all of them actually,

but in particular the last three. But none of them jump out at you as particularly Instagrammable destinations, do they? No. They're not the ones that come up in your feed. Oh, take me back to Lebanon. Remember the time on the beach at Lebanon? No offense to Lebanon. No, and I've got I love Lebanese food, that's for sure. So that's a shame.

But on the safest places to holiday include Taupo. Yep, Taupo's on there. Finland. Norway. Finland. Oh, yeah. Norway. Yeah. Iceland. Yeah. The North Pole.

Is it on the list? No, it's not on the list. But I thought it'd be pretty safe. I don't think so. No? Not when you combine... Yeah, Santa's there. Not when you combine global warming with polar bears, hungry polar bears.

Santa's got a pool now. Yeah, not good. Santa doesn't want a pool. He doesn't have a fence for the elves. Yeah, Santa's got a pool now. Yeah, not good. Santa doesn't want a pool. He doesn't have a fence for the elves. Yeah, true. He doesn't need it. The North Pole District Council have been around and they said,

Santa, this pool does not meet council regulations. Shut it down. Yeah, well, they're on the naughty list now. But I'd like to give a shout out to the country I'm from, Australia, because they've made the list for something. How did Australia... It's not safest, is it? No, it says here...

It's going to say there's nothing in Australia that won't kill you. Yeah, that's very true. When it comes to health, Yemen was labelled the most high-risk country, along with Syria and North Korea, while Australia and Sweden came out as the places with a low risk of disease, but as you said, highest risk in terms of things that can bite you and kill you. Yeah, it's because you guys still got an ozone layer.

It's not fair. What do you mean? New Zealand would be the safest place to go if we still had an ozone layer. You know, the sun... The sun is very, very damaging here. Exactly right. New Zealand's not on any of those lists. No. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio.

This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Hello, Dean McCarthy. Tell us the latest news on Nicolas Cage. Let me just say this. Nicolas Cage is doing something that I would like to do, actually. He is playing himself in a movie about himself. He's created a movie about himself, and he will therefore also play himself in that same movie about himself.

So brilliant and hilarious. A little bit cringeworthy, but we kind of love it. It's going to be called The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. I'm not kidding. That is not, I'm not joking. That is literally the name of it. It's being pitched to Lionsgate and it's in the final stages of negotiation. So we're going to see a movie about his life, not a documentary style.

It's going to be more kind of fictitional, but based on his life, where he will play himself. Why not? Is there any scenes where he switches his face out for like another famous person's face and then poses as them on the red carpet? I haven't seen the full breakdown yet, but I hope so. I hope someone just got that face-off reference. Come on.

No, I got it as well. Yeah, I was going to say, but if he's doing a movie about himself, he'd have to switch faces with himself. Yeah, well, he could do that. It's Nicolas Cage. He can do anything. So a Nicolas Cage movie about Nicolas Cage starring Nicolas Cage.

It's perfect. I'd like to see a Keanu Reeves movie about Keanu Reeves starring Keanu Reeves if that's the new trend of things that are coming out. It's like people will go, oh, who would play me in a movie? If you can get to a point where you play yourself. Because I don't want to see anyone play Barack Obama except Barack Obama. You all laugh, but 50 Cent played 50 Cent in Get Rich or Die Trying. Eminem played Eminem.

He did, and they both did. In Get Eminem or Get Eminem Trying. A fantastic job. Yeah, they did. All right. Well, the Dean McCarthy movie about Dean McCarthy comes out in 2022, and we're looking forward to that. Dean McCarthy, thank you very much.

That is our Hollywood correspondent, Dean, live from Los Angeles, brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, I know we talk about a lot of funny things on this show, and there's a lot of lighthearted stories, but I thought we could use our show this afternoon to maybe help someone else. Oh, yeah.

And I read about this story on The Herald and it was about a man who was looking for his long-lost love. Okay. So if you're listening, I want you to listen to all the details because this might be someone that you know or it might be you even listening, I want you to listen to all the details because this might be someone that you know or it might be you even listening right now. So it's about a man, a Wanganui man, who's on the search for his high school sweetheart,

which he decided he would put advertisements in the newspaper because I think he's, you know, this. Is he older? He's a little bit older. Apparently he met her in the 1980s. Oh, yeah. So not too old. At high school. At high school.

Whanganui High School. So these are the details you need to know. So he put the advertisement into the newspaper. His name is Gene. They haven't given us the last name, but it starts with P. So his name's Gene. He's looking for a woman named Leah Spicer, which he said this, I've loved you since I met you at high school in Wanganui.

You are my yellow rose, my heart, and my all. Love always, Gene P. So he's put that out into the newspaper. So far, Jean has had no bites. He hasn't heard back. But he's hoping that maybe somewhere someone will recognise or like tell Leah that he's looking for her. Well, he's waited over 30 years. Well, maybe, you know, he met someone and she met someone and then they went off.

What's that lady's name again? Leah. Her name is Leah. Yes. Leah Spicer or whatever it is now. She might be married. Yeah, she might be married now. Imagine that you're Leah Spicer's husband.

Yes. And then you're just casually leafing through the paper. Then there's a love letter from some guy she went to high school with. Yeah, not the best. You know, I mean, I'm all for true love finding each other. Maybe she's single too. Maybe she is single and there is only one way to find out. Actually, you know, there's lots of ways to find out.

Has Gene P chucked her name into Facebook? I don't know. And he probably should have because, yeah, if she is in a relationship because people were commenting, they're like this is either the sweetest thing ever or it's very inappropriate and creepy. It can go one way or the other.

I'd love to know the outcome. And you want these ones to be, you want them to be the real deal. You want it to be love reunited. It'd be great. And it reminds me of a story my mum told me because I've only ever known my mum to be with my dad. And they met in high school. I think they met in grade 11. Yeah. And my mum told me she went to a high school reunion. I think it was last year, actually. And I was actually at home at the time. And she came home and she goes, oh, she goes

I saw my high school sweetheart and I said, I thought dad was your high school sweetheart. She goes nah, it was this real hot guy from my school. He's bald now. Bree and Clint The Podcast ZM

Take a seat if you're easily shook by celebrity breakups because there's been another one. This news is now 24 hours old, but Miley Cyrus and her forever partner, Cody Simpson, have broken up. I know this is sensitive news. Well.

I want to be sensitive in giving it to you. And you know what? How many Australians is she going to go through? Right. I mean, who's next? I mean, I can't think. She's had more Australians than this drive show. I know.

Oh, no, she's had the same. She could be having more soon. This says here, because I've just Googled it to have a look and to see, you know, what happened, what broke up such a strong relationship. And tabloids, so it says here, tabloids reported on Monday that Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson had broken up, but apparently the couple are still dating

and are very happy together. Oh, we're getting conflicting information. Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson still dating amidst, oh yeah, it's from the Herald Sun. That's what happens when you take information from Daily Mail. Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe everything's okay. Maybe my faith in true love has been restored.

Miley and Cody are the real deal. So I wonder why, obviously, there was- They're not just a TikTok relationship. There was something that happened which made people think that they'd broken up. Maybe Cody didn't put her on his Instagram story for 24 hours and everyone was like... Yeah.

Yep. Is that actually part of it? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, because they're saying, yeah, that they haven't been seen on each other's Instagrams recently. But anyway... Isn't it sad that these days you decide to go private with your relationship for a bit and everyone goes,

well, they must have broken up. Well, yeah, that's what they said about that Love Island couple because they hadn't posted for three days and they were like, they're not together. I think if you're a Love Island couple and you don't post for three days, I think... It means you're dead. Yeah, it means you're legally dead.

That's why they all go in there, isn't it? That's the Love Island rules anyway. To get the Instagram job. Yeah, if you don't post about your partner for a day, calling them things like the love of your life and love you to the moon and back. They've broken up. You might as well have cheated on them.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. But let's obviously, you know, we're not going to tiptoe around it. The Miley-Cody Simpson relationship. I mean, because she dated that girl before she dated Cody Simpson. Yes. What was her name?

Her name was, was she a Jenna? Was she a date of Jenna? Was she Caitlyn? Caitlyn? Caitlyn? Caitlyn Jenna? No, no. Was it Brody Jenna's sister? Was it Brodie Jenner's sister?

Was it Brodie Jenner's ex? Producer Ellie looks like she knows. Wait, was it Kylie Jenner? Was it? Wait. Caitlyn Carter. I was writing about the Caitlyn part and she used to date Brodie Jenner. Wait, is she the daughter of Coach Carter from that movie?

Is that who that is? I think it was Dan Carter. Is she Dan Carter's sister? I think she's Dan Carter. Is that Dan Carter in a wig? I think Dan Carter, yeah, I think Dan Carter is. Wait, Dan Carter, the All Blacks or from the All Blacks? Yeah.

Or like your friend, like yours and my friend, Dan Carter. Do we have a friend called Dan Carter? Yeah, you know, the hairdresser. Do we have a hairdresser called Dan Carter? It's part of the joke. Oh, yeah, yeah. I know the one. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It might be him. Anyway. Anyway, we don't want to say that Miley and Cody Simpson are a rebound, but I've got a strong feeling... You've got to call it what it is. Yeah.

So we want to ask you this afternoon... This is her second rebound, actually. We planned this question when we thought they'd broken up, but I think we a strong feeling. You've got to call it what it is. Yeah. So we want to ask you this afternoon. This is her second rebound, actually. We planned this question when we thought they'd broken up, but I think we can still ask it. I think it's still fine because they're still together and they're still technically in a rebound relationship. Are you with the rebound? Yeah.

Did it work out? So it's not have you just gotten together with the rebound? It's did you have a rebound and did it work out and now are you in a long term relationship with them? Oh, can we take caution with people who are rebounding? No, they're fragile. Like, I know.

I know. I want groundbreaking radio. I want to know, did you break up with someone yesterday and you're with someone today? And who are you on now? Did you break up with someone yesterday and you're with someone today? And who are you on now? Did you break up with someone yesterday and do you have a Tinder date this week? And who's in bed next to you?

Put them on the phone. We'll chat to them as well. We just want to hear about your rebounds. Oh, 800-DIALS-IT-M with your rebound stories. Or you can text us on 9696. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Quite an appropriately titled song for what we're talking about. We're talking about rebounds.

Do you have one? Are you on one? Ooh, are you rebounding right now? We are talking about Miley Cyrus, and she's currently dating Samuel L. Jackson as the rebound. Oh, no, sorry. Who's she dating again? Cody Simpson.

Oh, right. And who's the other chick that she rebounded with? Kaitlyn Carter. Right. Sorry. I was thinking Coach Carter. Anyway. Samuel Jackson wasn't in Coach Carter.

He wasn't the coach? I haven't seen it. Oh! God. We want to know, though, did it work out, right? Yes. It was a rebound, but it work out, right? Yes. It was a rebound, but it ended up being the main bound. And you can say it was the rebound,

but it worked out that it was the forever as well. Hi, Carl. Hi. Carl, what have you got for us? So my partner and I went out four hours after she broke up with a guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow. And she told you that at the time?

Yeah. How did you plan a date that fast? So we sort of started messaging each other on Facebook and then sort of met that weekend. Wait, she did all of this in four hours? Yeah. Right, and you guys are still together now? We're just about to get married in three weeks.

Oh, my gosh. And it'll be eight years in one day. Wow. How amazing. No gaps whatsoever. She's like, she just, she found you. She does sound pretty good at the Facebook, though. And you're, yeah, you're the one, yeah.

Pretty much, like, changed my life completely as well. That's awesome. From young into adulthood. Wait, I'm a bit confused, Carl. Did you know her beforehand and so you already had, like, a pre-existing friendship and then she texted you? She's completely out of the blue. She messaged you on Facebook.

Hail Mary said, let's go on a date. And you were like, yep, I'm there. Meet you in an hour. Yeah. Wow. Facebook. Wow. Facebook roulette. It was meant to be. Congratulations, Carl.

And good luck with the wedding. We're excited for you. Marie's here. Hi, Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi. What happened with you, Marie, and your rebound? So I was with a guy for two years.

I knew my current husband now. Yeah. Through my boyfriend at the time. Right. Him and I broke up, and then I got together with my now husband pretty much that same day. Whoa, another one. The same day. The same day.

So was he a friend of your ex? Yeah. Oh, Marie. It seemed really suspicious, but it was not at all. It was just one of those things. It literally just happened that way. And you guys are married now, eh? Yeah, we're married.

Once you're married, no more suspicion. Like, you've proved that it's the real deal. That's totally fine. Can you be honest with me for a second? Yeah. He was a rebound, right? Yeah. But not anymore

He's turned into He was really hot Yeah yeah Yeah I'll ask you a personal question Did you rebound anywhere else? Like you know when you throw the basketball And it hits the backboard

And it bounces off And then sometimes it hits Some other things A double rebound Yeah did you do any No Did you do any more rebounding? No no no

No It was the one It was the one Yeah It was the one. On the same day that you broke up. It was a free throw. You got one point. Yeah. Congratulations, Marie.

We're very happy for you as well. Thank you. The last person calling through on the rebound topic wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hello. Hi. What's the deal with you and your rebound, Anonymous? Pretty much the same as everyone else.

Broke out with my ex, went out with some friends, met my now husband. We've just celebrated the year together and we've got two kids with another on the way. Amazing. On the day of your breakup? Yep. So talk... I met him less than three hours from breaking up with my ex. So you weren't even cold yet.

Nope. You were still warm. You're like, let's go back to my place. Oh, wait, no, my ex is there and he's crying. No, and I need to change the sheets.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Look, a bit of family discussion, so I'm just going to get everybody around. Brie, you're obviously here already. Yes. Can I get the rest of the family in as well?

Can we get... Ellie. Hello. You're there. And Ben, you're here because this affects you as much as anybody else. Yes. Can I get the rest of the family in as well? Can we get Ellie? Hello. You're there? And Ben, you're here because this affects you as much as anybody else. Okay. Yesterday was quite an important day for Ben and I and

I didn't want to bring it up on the day because I wanted, you know when you want people to recognise, you want it to happen organically, right? I don't want to have to tell you that it's been my special day. I want you guys to know. Are you married? Yeah, coming out, are you? No, we're not coming out. Remember that time you kissed

at the radio awards? Nice. Yep. That was nice. No, it wasn't that. So just last chance, just last chance. Is it something to do with your dumb moustaches? I was just about to ask that. Excuse me, these are not dumb moustaches. Great moustache, Ben. Great moustache, Clint. I must say about to ask that. Excuse me, these are not dumb mustaches. Great mustache, Ben. Great mustache, Clint. I must say, Clint's is looking a bit better

than yours for Movember, Ben. It's not a competition, Ben. I support you. I support you too. Look, you guys didn't remember. In fact, none of the females in my life remembered my special day yesterday. So maybe this clip from Seven Sharp last night will help jog your memory.

When International Women's Day rolls around every year, I, like many other men, enjoy saluting the fear of sex. But if 2019 is all about equality and fairness, then what about International Men's Day? Well, it just so happens today is that day. A day when men get the chance to talk about men's stuff. International Men's Day. I did see that. I think it was late in the day I saw it was

International Men's Day. Oh, did you? I just checked. You didn't text me. Actually, now that you mention it, I believe International Women's Day, all the men got the day off. So where was our day off, Ellie? That's a good point, Bree. Remember? Remember when we all came in and did the show and you and Ben had the day off? For where was our day off, Ellie? That's a good point, Bree. Remember? Remember when we all came in and did the show

and you and Ben had the day off? For Women's Day. Yeah, that was nice. Should we take the rest of the show off? I think we should leave now. No, no, no. Alright, let's go. No, no, no. You forgot. No, you forgot Men's Day. This is your punishment. If you'd remembered and helped us celebrate Men's Day, then you could. Alright, what's the punishment?

Go on. Well, there isn't one. I just wanted to really labour the point and just say, go men. It's men's day every day. Get off it. When are men going to get their turn? We celebrated you enough yesterday. Exactly. Hashtag men too.

Oh, too far. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We've got some pretty big breaking news about, well, the news. News about the news. Yeah, hold on, I'm going to try and get through this without laughing. A US politician has been left red-faced after appearing to let out a big fart right in the middle of a live television interview.

Oh, no. It wasn't Bernie, was it? Oh, I hope it wasn't Bernie. The Californian Democrat, Eric Swalalala, was interviewed by Chris Matthews from the MSNBC and he was speaking about impeaching President Trump, and this happened. Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help them cheat an election.

And the complaint that I've heard from... No, that's fake audio. No, it's not. Play it again. That's fake audio. It is not fake audio. Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help them cheat an election. And the complaint that I've heard from... So, there is...

That's a smear campaign. No, there is... They're calling it hashtag fartgate. And there's... It's going viral on social media. And there's now an investigation as to whether it was Eric, the politician who was being interviewed, and he's on screen, or people are saying they reckon it sounded like it was fart hitting upholstery.

So they reckon it could have been Chris Matthews back at the studio. Oh, because it was a TV link type. Exactly. So Chris Matthews was interviewing him so they don't know who it was. Eric Swalwell. I'm looking at him now. He's a handsome fella. He's the all-American.

The only reason I think that it might be him is if you listen to his speech, it sounds like he builds up to it and then tenses and then releases. Listen again. Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat in election. Did you see how he paused? He was them cheat in election. And the complaint that I've heard... Did you see how he paused?

He was like, in election. He paused and we've got a slowed down version to see if we can actually pinpoint the moment. To help them cheat in election. He does pause, doesn't he? Is it good for his campaign or bad for his campaign? It's quite humanising. I think his campaign just shit itself.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Brittany H. Flip. Katy Perry. Gaga. Red Wine. Say y'all on his mouth like liquor.

Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor. Bree and Clint. Yanina. Oh, Pup Diva. Pup Diva. Yanina. Oh, Pup Diva Pup Diva Janina Oh, Pup Diva It used to be a game where we got a YouTube artist called Janina

who did great covers and you had to guess whether it was her or the real singer. Now we just get you to guess whether it's a cover or the original artist. It's actually gotten a whole lot harder because you can't really pinpoint. No, it's a lot of variation in it. Yeah, there's a lot of variation. But two people will go head-to-head this afternoon.

Winner takes home the mobile fuel. Hello, Matt. How's it going? Good. How are you? I'm good, thank you. That's good. You'll be taking on Lynn.

Hi, Lynn. Hello. Hi, Lynn. There she is. Hi. Bring it on, Matt. I like it, Lynn. You only smack talk for Lynn, Matt? Oh she is. Hi. Bring it on, Matt. I like it, Lynn.

You only smack talk for Lynn, Matt? Oh, you just wait. I'm ready to win the money. Here we go. Yeah, that's rough stuff. Sweet, man. That's rough stuff. All right, Matt, you're up first.

Good luck. All right, Matt, here we go. Here comes your first one. I'm too busy for your business. Go find a girl who wants to listen. If you think I was born yesterday, you have got me wrong. Right, is that the Dua Lipa herself or is that a cover, Matt?

I'm gonna go with Dua Lipa. You reckon it's the real deal Dua Lipa? Yep. It is. That is the real Dua Lipa. That's one point to Matt. You're on the board. Here you go, Len. You're up. I would know

And I would Always think Always think Quintetly Lynne, is that the real Katy Perry or is that a cover? I'm going to go cover. All right, she's going to lock in cover.

It is. And guess who that is, Lynne? I don't know. Oh, you wouldn't believe it, but it's the original who the game was named after. That was Janina. Is that Janina? That was Janina. Oh, she's back.

Oh, good to have her here. She is back. Oh, welcome back. Welcome back, Janina. Couldn't fool you, though, Lynne. That's one apiece. One each. Absolutely.

Here you go, Matt. You're up. Alright, is that Charlie Poof or is that a cover? I'll go with cover. Alright, you're going to lock in cover And it's not the real deal Let's have a look No, that is Charlie Puth Oh dear

Alright, that doesn't matter That means Lynn Here you go Lynn Stick the knife in baby Are you ready? Okay, ready, ready Alright Lynn Harry Styles or cover? Harry Styles.

Locking in Harry Styles. Yep, that's correct. Good work, Lynn. That means you're one ahead. You're one ahead, mate. You need this to force a tiebreaker, okay? Yeah, all right, okay. Good luck. Baby, I'm preying on you tonight.

Haunt you down, eat you alive. Just like animals, animals, like animals, moles. Oh, is that, well, I guess Adam Levine from Maroon 5, or is that a cover, Matt? I'm locking a cover. Locking in a cover of Maroon 5 is correct. That means, Lynn, if you get this one, you take it out. Okay.

All right. Good luck. Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you That is how I know you. I knew this joke was coming and I still fell for it. Lynn, is that a cover or is that the real?

What a joke. What a hard one. Yeah, I know, right? I thought it was hard too, Lynn. Is that the real? That was a bloody song. Is it? I don't, I can't.

You can't pick it? No. Can I have another one? No, Linda. Is that the real Celine Dion or what? Come on, girl. She's taking the piss. That audio is meant to be deleted from the system, by the way.

It's over a year old. It's one of the first things I did on this show. I love how hard. And I was under duress. I was pushed into a corner. I had to do that to win the tickets for my wife, okay? For my wife, who I love very much. I didn't have a choice. I didn't want

to do that. Forced me to do it. I love how hard you were trying to. It was like, You know what, Lynn? Just take the fuel and get out of here, alright? Thank you very much. Thank you. Matt, seeing as we've got down to that, we'll find some fuel for you as well, all right?

Congratulations. Thanks, Matt. Oh, cheers. Thank you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Earlier in the day, I got the chance to catch up with a true Kiwi icon, a legend, a world champion, and you missed out on the spree,

which you should feel bad about because he's taken off. Like, this is an honour to have him on the show. And this is what I caught up with him about earlier. Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for a true Kiwi legend. Welcome to the show, Ritson Galloway. Ritson, it's an honour and a pleasure to have a world champion on the show this afternoon, all the way from Palmerston North. How are you?

Hey, how's it going? Yeah, I'm good, thank you. How are you guys? Doing well. Can you tell the people of New Zealand what it is that you are officially a world champion at? Oh, well, sir, I was fortunate enough to succeed in the world duck calling

championships in Eastern Maryland about a week ago. You're the best duck caller in the entire world. Yes. Wow.

One more time, everybody. And I'm not taking the piss with this either. This is a huge achievement. This has never been won by someone who's not an American.

Is that right? Yep, that's right. How old are you, Ritson? 16. So you right? Yep, that's right. How old are you, Ritson? 16. So you're like the lord of duck calling. Oh, I don't think so. She got a Grammy when she was 16

and you've got the world title when you're 16. So you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yep, yep, yep. What are your thoughts on blessing the airwaves this afternoon with a bit of a duck call? Yeah, yeah, I can do that with my duck callers on me. Something you can do for us. So what's the process, first of all?

Do you make the noise with your mouth? Do you have to use a tool? How do you do it? Well, it's sort of a tool. It's just using a whole lot of breath techniques that just take a lot of practice and a lot of commitment. Okay, all right. Well, if you're willing to give it to us,

we'd love to hear it. How's that sound? That's unreal. It actually sounded like the duck was flying past for a bit and then I heard it sort of laying down with its duck friends and get into a little bit of its duck business. How much time have you spent listening and watching ducks? Hours, like hours and hours a day. Just seeing my grandad just

listen to ducks as much as I can and trying to get the sound like a duck and then just trying to get the practice so myself, I can try and imitate them, which is really hard. This is Ritson Galloway. He's from Palmerston North. He is the world's best duck caller, officially.

He has the title. Before we let you go, do you do any other animals? No, I personally don't, but yeah. Do you have a cow in you? No, no cows, just ducks and geese. Sheep? You don't have a sheep in you? Nah, no sheep. No sheep, nothing like that? Nah, nothing like that. You wouldn't

hazard a go at a mountain lion? Nah. Nah, what? I don't listen to mountain lions, eh? Stick to your knitting, I guess. Do what you're good at, right? No one tells Richie McCaw to get out there and kick a soccer ball. Nah, exactly.

Eh, we all play netball. Exactly. Oh, yeah, even worse. All right, Rich and Galloway, thank you so much, mate. It's an honour to have you on the show. Cheers, mate. Thank you very much. World champion.

It's impressive honour to have you on the show. Cheers, mate. Thank you very much. World champion. It's impressive stuff. Amazing. What a true Kiwi. Do you have an animal noise in you? I've got an elephant, a cow or a horse. I'll take a horse. Okay. It's not world class, but you know.

It's very average. It's not going to win you a title like Ritson's title, is it? I mean, it's good. It's all right. It's all right. Yeah. Do we have any more world champions out there? Do you have an animal noise in you?

0800 dial ZM. Yeah, we're going to do this. Do you have an animal noise in you that you think you're the best at? 0800 dial ZM. The best animal noise on the phone this afternoon. It's going to win a prize. I'm thinking a lot of sheep I'm going to call through. We're only putting one sheep to air.

Okay, one sheep. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. He is the world's best at making duck noises. This is him. This is his world record duck You can't tell me If that was coming towards you You'd go, hang on, is that a man doing a duck?

You'd 100% believe that was a duck It's pretty good, I can see why he's world champion Do we have any more world champions listening? Do you have an animal in you that is just waiting to get out? Crystal does, and she joins us on the show. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi.

What have you got? I can sound like a crying puppy. Like a crying puppy? Yeah. Okay. All right. Give us crying puppy. Can you just give me a second to clear my throat first?

Yeah, of course. Whatever you need, Crystal. You're the artist in this situation. Okay. Yeah. It's pretty good. Did you have any more or? If it's like not animals, I can sound like.

Yeah. No, that's all right. Have you had to make a lot of puppies cry to perfect the sound effect as well? Yeah, I've been around with lots of puppies and they always come near me. All right. No, it's good.

It's good. Is it worthy of the grand prize, though? Hello, Jono. Hi, Jono. How are you? What animal can you do? Cow. All right.

Oh, yes. Yeah, bovine cow. What have you got? Just give it to us, Jono. Hit us with it. All right. Oh, yes. Yeah, bovine cow. What have you got? Just give it to us, Jono. Hit us with it. All right. Nah. Sorry, Jono.

Sounds like a pretty sick cow. You hit us at the start, the initial bit. It's that breakthrough into the upper end of the cow. This is meant to be constructive feedback, by the way. I don't want to tear down your dreams. Yeah, I appreciate it. You know what I'm saying? All right.

Are you in the dairy industry? No, I'm not. I don't want to tear down your dreams. No, no, no, I appreciate it. You know what I'm saying? All right. Are you in the dairy industry? No, I'm not. No, all right. Probably a good thing. All right. Thanks, Jono. All right. Cheers.

And last one is Peter. Hi, Peter. Hi, guys. Peter, did we save the best till last? Oh, I don't know about that. We have a world champion duck caller. What is the animal that's hiding inside you, Peter? I believe I could do a tui.

A tui? Yeah. Oh, my God, that's my daughter's name. We named her after the birds that live in the tree in front of our house. I will know whether you do a good tui or not. Hit me with your tui, Peter. All right. Bree, have you ever heard a Tui before?

Sounds like a magpie. Hey, you excuse me. Does it sound like a magpie? Magpies are the enemy. That's a Tui. Magpies are evil. Sounds very similar to a magpie. Peter, I think that was bloody good, mate.

And call me biased, but you win. We've got some mobile fuel for you, okay? We're going to send it out to you. Nice work, Pete. Oh, thank you so much. I made the right decision, eh? I think so. He was clearly the winner. That was a very good magpie. It wasn't John. Tilly! Same thing, isn't it?

One thing's for sure. It wasn't John O's cow. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint. Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for a Wednesday. We'll take your birthdays. We'll figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th.

Natalia, oh, no, Chrissy. Hey, Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Hi, how are you? Good. What's your birthday, Chrissy? It's 28th of this week, 95. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 28th of January.

And Chrissy, this is your birthday banger. Oh, my God. Did you go to Friday Jam's live, Chrissy? I did, yes. Did you see the song? Yes. It was so good. You get the black eye.

What's this song called? Is it called Dirty Bit? Time. Yeah, Dirty Bit. The Time this song? What's it called? Dirty Bit? Time. Yeah, Dirty Bit. The Time. The Time. The Time, The Dirty Bit. It's a great birthday being a Chrissy.

Well done. Thank you. Wait there. Natalia is having a go. Hi, Natalia. Hi, Natalia. Hi. What's your birthday, Natalia?

9th of June, 1972. All right, you were 16 in 1988 on the 9th of June, and back in the 80s, this topped the charts. Why can't we dance when our earth is burning? Midnight oil. This is midnight oil. Yeah. Beds are burning.

It's an iconic song. Yep. It's an iconic song. Yep. It's a protest song. Is it a birthday banger? I'm not sure. He went on to be a politician. Still is a politician. Yeah, I think so.

The lead singer of Midnight Oil. Are you a Midnight Oil fan, Chrissie? Natalia. Natalia? Natalia. Yeah, him actually. Sorry. We've got a new list and the order is really throwing me off. So I apologise, Natalia. Natalia. Yeah, I am actually. Sorry. We've got a new list and the order is really throwing me off.

So I apologise, Natalia. Wait there. Third person to play is Sue. Hey, Sue. Hi, Sue. Hiya. How are you? Yeah, not too bad.

Thanks. That's good. What's your birthday, Sue? Oh, 13 to the 1st, 69. All right. You were 16 in 1985 on the 13th of January and this topped the charts. She got sued for that song.

Did you know that, Sue? No, I didn't. Yeah, because apparently it turns out she wasn't a virgin. It's a good birthday band. Does it bring back good memories for you? Very good memories.

They were good years. Okay, wait there. It's an outright winner and maybe because we experienced it live so recently, but Black Eyed Peas is the winner for me.

I have to say Black Eyed Peas. We agree? Yes. Okay, now let me get the button right. Natalia, you win birthday band. Okay, now let me get the button right. Natalia, you win birthday bag. No, it's Chrissy.

Is that Chrissy? It's Chrissy. Oh, just run me over, honestly. Congratulations, you win birthday bag. Nice work, Chrissy.

Woo! Thank you. Relive a bit of Sunday, hey? Yeah, that guy, yep. Bree and Clayton, this is ZM. And and Glenn, this is ZM.

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I was born to get wild, that's my style If you didn't know that, well baby now you know now Cause I'm having a good time with you, I'm telling you I had the time of my life And I never felt this way before And I swear this is true And I owe it all to you Oh, I had the time of my life

And I never felt this way before And I swear this is true And I owe it all to you All these girls be like my swagger, they callin' me Mick Jagger I be rollin' like a stone jet, set a jet lag We ain't messin' with no maggots, messin' with the baddest Chicks in the club Honey, what's up? Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baddest of them all? Yeah, it's gotta be the Apple, I'm the Mac, daddy, y'all haters better step back. Ladies, download your app. I'm the party application rocket just like that.

This is International. Big Mega Radio Smasher. Cause I'm having a good time with you. I'm telling you. I had the time of my life. And I never felt this way before. And I swear this is true And I owe it all to you Oh, I, I, I, I, I

Had the time of my life And I never felt this way before And I swear this is true And I owe it all to you I, I, I is true, and I owe it all to you I, I, I, I hate the time of my life And I never felt this way before And I swear this is true, and I owe it all to you I, I, I, I hate the time of my life

And I never felt this way before And I swear, this is true And I owe it all to you ZM, Bree and Clint, arguably the best. We say the best at Friday Jams Live? Yeah, they're pretty damn good. Black Eyed Peas, they win birthday banger today. That's the time, the dirty bit.

What was the name of their new singer? So they've got a new Fergie and they were at pains to tell everybody at the stadium what her name was. I can't recall. Me either. But they were like, say her name. And everyone was saying her name.

They're like, say her name again. They'd say her name. Destiny's Child. What is this? Black IDs. By the name Zed. Black IDs. In October.

Free tickets. It's a Zed-M version of this song. That is interesting. That should have a special title on it so we never play that again, okay? Ever. This is Ariana Grande and thank you next. New singer's name is Jessica.

There it is. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Not all heroes wear capes and a former McDonald's employee is being praised after he's come out on Twitter and he's admitted that after two and a half years working at McDonald's,

he has put an extra chicken nugget into every single box that he packed. That is going above and beyond. He saw the opportunity to give something back to the people he said. His name is Cody and he began orchestrating his plan the first week that he was on the job. What I was wondering is how much exactly that would cost in the end to give all of those nuggets. If you did an average, I've figured it out. If he put an extra nugget in, it'd be around, over two and a half years, $1,600. That's not so bad. He's stolen $1,600 worth of product.

Oh, it sounds bad when you put it that way. I don't buy nuggets. They're too expensive. What do you mean you don't buy nuggets? I find nuggets the most overpriced thing on the menu. Nuggets are one of the best things on the menu. I know, and I feel like they know that, and so they've ratcheted the price menu. Nuggets are one of the best things on the menu. I know, and I feel like they know that, and so they've ratcheted the price up.

Nuggets are pretty cheap. Are they? Yeah. I thought for like a six-pack of nuggets, it was like six bucks. That's pretty good. No, it's not. A dollar a nugget.

I think it's a, hold on, I'm going to look it up right now. I don't know how much it is either. I just remember I went through once, and I was like, God, that's steep. And then I've never looked back. I've never put nuggets on my list.

No, I think they're very well priced and they are one of my favourite items on the menu because they're delicious and you get sauce with them. Is it normal you find as a nuggeteer to receive more nuggets than you paid for? I think most of the time you definitely would get more nuggets than less nuggets. Yeah.

If we're doing a less to more ratio. Okay, you go through the drive-thru and you order a six-pack. Yes. And it's a busy drive-thru. Yeah. And in-store is busy as well. And they only give you five nuggets. Do you remember there's five nuggets?

Are you getting back in the drive-thru? Not for one nugget. No, not for one nugget. Four nuggets. They only give you four nuggets. Are you getting back in the drive-thru? Not for one nugget. No, not for one nugget. Four nuggets. They only give you four nuggets. How many nuggets before you get back? How many missing nuggets before you get back? Probably two.

I'd be spewing if it was two. If there were two missing nuggets. One nugget, I'll let them have a free pass on that. But two nuggets, I'd be going back. There's also some places where you expect the upgrade. Like the fish and chip shop. No one's going to the fish and chip shop and ordering two scoops of chips

and two potato fritters and expecting to only get two potato fritters. Well, that's how they get people back. If I buy two potato fritters, I expect three potato fritters. If I buy four potato fritters, I expect six potato fritters. Wait, if you buy four fritters,

you expect six? Yep. So you expect two for nothing every time? No, I expect a bonus potato fritter for every two potato fritters that I buy. Do you think all fish and chip shop owners are made of money? I just believe that potato fritters cost nothing. That's the way I feel about them. And that's the way I've been conditioned to feel,

because they've been giving them out willy-nilly for generations. So if anybody, you're the one who's created that illusion. You're the part of the problem. That's what you are. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Stephen Colbert was in the country recently and the video footage of what he got up to has come out today. Have you seen this yet?

Yes, I have. Episode one, Stephen Colbert, who, by the way, he hosts The Late Show. The Late Show, yeah. One of those late shows. What's his obsession with New Zealand? I think a lot of Americans are obsessed with New Zealand at the moment because it's this whimsical country on the other side of the world where Donald Trump can't reach them.

He's obsessed, and also the guy who does Yesterday, Tonight, the other guy, he's obsessed with New Zealand too. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know exactly what his fascination was. Most of the time Stephen Colbert is making fun of New Zealand. Yeah, that's fair enough. In a lighthearted way. Jacinda's been on his show twice.

Sorry, the Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, has been on his show twice and both times she invited him to come. And last time she went on his show, she said, if you come, I'll pick you up from the airport. So he said, deal. And in this she went on his show, she said, if you come, I'll pick you up from the airport. So he said, deal. And in this footage that has played out in America on CBS, like one of the biggest channels

in America. This is huge coverage for the country, by the way. Jacinda Ardern shows up in her electric Hyundai vehicle to pick up Stephen Colbert, who comes in straight away with a request. We pulled up to her suburban Auckland home and as soon as we sat down, I got straight to my agenda.

My first question is, and this might seem sudden, can I be a citizen? Straight off the bat. I think I remember what it is. He's a huge Lord of the Rings fan. Oh, that could do it. He's obsessed with Lord of the Rings. That would make him a big fan of New Zealand then.

I did see he posted something about hiking a mountain or something. Yeah, so he's going on a road trip with, there's a teaser tomorrow's episode, he's going on a road trip with Lucy Lawless, a.k.a. Xena Warrior Princess, and Brett McKenzie from Flight of the Conchords. Two of the most famous Kiwis ever. Two of the most famous Kiwis ever.

Although producer Ben doesn't know who Xena is. Producer Ben doesn't know who Xena is. Yeah, sorry, mate. What's wrong with you? I don't know. I just... I didn't... Yeah, I'll Google it later.

I'll look at it later, mate. Lucy Lawless. I'll look at it later. Xena Warrior Princess. One of the biggest shows of the 90s. Yeah, I don't... And it doesn't ring a bell to me. It doesn't ring a bell to you? It doesn't ring a bell to you.

Super hot New Zealander and you've never heard of her. Super talented. Obviously keen to see it now. Super famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn him off. Stephen Colbert in this thing

offered to marry the Prime Minister and Clark Gayford. When is the wedding? We don't know. You don't know? No. We haven't planned anything yet. Yeah.

Do you need an officiant? Because I can legally marry people. I've married people before. Can you? In the United States, yes. Yeah. Clark, what do you think of that? Let's talk.

Let's talk. He hates the idea. You can't really hear it from another room. Clark kind of goes, oh, yep. Yep, let's talk about it. Oh, no. Really awkward. Anyway, the whole thing, which is talk about it. Oh, no. Really awkward. Anyway, the whole thing, which is a real good ad for New Zealand.

Like, it makes us seem pretty cool. Just I hope everyone doesn't expect the Prime Minister to come to pick them up. It finishes with a barbecue in the Prime Minister's backyard. Please stay safe with some food. We'll have a barbecue or something. You're most welcome. Oh, that would be fantastic. I accepted her invitation and joined the Prime Minister and her partner, Clark, for a New Zealand state dinner

of sausages and white bread. So we got the Prime Minister, we have the first grill master, and Lord. Yeah, so nice to meet you. Hello. You too, how are you? Now this is my problem. Everyone is just going to think that that's what New Zealand is now.

That's what I thought when I came here. When I first touched down in Auckland, I was like, right, where does Lorde live? Exactly right. She's famous. She does live here though. No, I know she lives here, but if everybody expects Lorde to show up to a barbecue, it's false advertising. She has been at my local

cafe multiple times. Well, see, you're adding to the problem as well. I am. Bree and Clint, the podcast ZM. We have got breaking downstairs news. Today the world's first can I say vagina?

Yes. The world's first vagina museum is opening. It's opening in the Camden Market in London. And somehow there hasn't been one yet. The world got its first, can I say penis? Yes. The world got its first penis museum in 1974. And up until now, there's been no female equivalent but it's

here. So from me to you Brie, congratulations on your special day. I mean yeah it's pretty exciting. I'm glad to be here for this monumentous occasion. I'm sure it's an amazing place to visit. Yes.

The museum. Yes. Yeah. You know I did hear It's an amazing place to visit. Yes. The museum. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I did hear, you know, you have to watch the floors. They can get slippery. And it is very, very hard to find. So they're probably not going to have many visitors. No, it's at the Camden Markets.

Easy to find. Yes, still very, mainly females are probably going to be there because very hard to find for males for some reason. They can't seem to locate the exact museum location. Figure that out, fellas. You want to know where that is. Like they can – you know when you go on maps and you can get in the general vicinity? Yeah.

Well, maybe females should make it more obvious. The museum, that is. Entry is free to the museum and via the front door. Well, that's a change. Yeah, to get in, so there will be nothing there. They're looking to debunk vagina myths and gynecological myths. There's also some historical information in there, including debunked forms of contraception.

Did you know that in the 1950s, Also some historical information in there, including debunked forms of contraception. Did you know that in the 1950s, some women were using Coca-Cola as contraception? Why? Because they were told that the acid in it could kill the swimmy-wimmies. Really? Yeah. How would you even get it? That's what you can find out at the museum. So if you're planning a trip to London,

make sure you swing by Camden Market for the world's first vagina museum. And guys, if you're planning to go, take a female. They'll show you where it is. You don't go by yourself. That's a bit creepy. Zedding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards easy, if you enjoyed this podcast

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