ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – November 20th 2020

Episode Date: November 21, 2020

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. We were just talking about sanitizing your hands after you pick up dog poo. I was out walking this morning and a guy in front of me was walking his dog. What? Sorry, yesterday I took Whitney for a walk and I had to pick up her poo and every time I think about it, it makes me feel ill. Oh. It's so gross because you know even though you're picking it up with a bag,

your hand still smells like poo. you were gagging then i thought you were saying stop talking about it no i was gagging i was thinking about it's disgusting well i was following this guy who had a fresh bag in his hand but he walked past it was rubbish day in my street past the bin he walked past all these wheelie bins. Nah, you put it in whatever wheelie bin. I thought so too, but it was very polite of him. Maybe he just did that because he knew I was behind him. And he was like, I can't do it while I'm being watched.

But if I had a dog and I went past a wheelie bin and I bagged my poo, sorry, it's going in your bin. Yeah, absolutely. I did it yesterday. Yeah, there's some issues we have to face as a community. Yeah, if the bin's out on the street, as if you're not putting it in there. They're going to collect it anyway. Yeah. Yeah. yesterday. Yeah, there's some issues we have to face as a community. Yeah, if the bin's out on the street, as if you're not putting it in there. Yeah.

They're going to collect it anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did hear an interesting commentary once from someone who was like, in a thousand years' time or 2,000 years' time, when archaeologists are excavating our society and the way that we do with the ancient cities in Egypt

and things like that, they're going to find all these perfectly preserved bags of feces they're going to be like what the hell why did people in the 21st century um put animal feces in bags and bags that don't biodegrade well no here's a tip i buy biodegradable environmentally friendly bags and there there's a company in New Zealand that makes them. They're green and they disintegrate. They do, do they? They disintegrate.

That's helpful. I mean, the other ones are still sold, but they cost a little bit more. But I mean, so much better. Your other option is to use a banana leaf. I think I'll just go with the biodegradable bag. Good idea. Let's do the International Birthday Banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday Banger. The's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah! All right. Really sprung it on. Producer Ben there.

He didn't know when we were going to go into it. No, he was ready. Yeah. Okay. Okay. This is where we take your birthdays from our podcast family group. If you're new to this podcast, by the way, we've got a podcast group. It's called the Bree and Clint Podcast Family.

On there, you can leave your birthday and slowly but surely, we're getting through everyone's birthday banger. Yes, we will get to you eventually, even if it's in four years. The first person we're doing today is a guy named Jason Ainsley from South Africa. Oh, Jamesley. Love it. Jason was born on the 22nd of September, 1993. So he was 16 in 2009.

And Jase, here's your birthday banger. Great birthday banger. This guy here, Tayo Cruz, we saw him perform at Friday Jams a few years ago. And he stole the show. He did three songs and then went off stage. Everyone was like, more, more, more. That's the best performance I've ever seen. And then we thought about it and we were like, those are the

three Tayo Cruz songs. No, he's called Take a Dirty Picture for me. Take a dirty picture. What's his other song? Yeah, but Kesha wasn't there. Yeah, true. Anyway, let's go to Ellie Gallo from the Central Coast in New South Wales, Australia. What? That's where I used to live.

Elle. Sorry, it's Elle. Elle Gallo, the Central Coast. I used to live on the Central Coast in Terrigal, so shout out to Elle. What's Elle like? She's great. Met her down at the pub one Sunday. Did you?

You should see. So there's this one massive pub that's on the beach on the Central Coast. On a Sunday, hundreds and hundreds of people. It's like a line up down the street. It's insane. I don't know where all the people come from. Bad drinking problem in the Central Coast. All of Australia. Elle, you were 16.

Oh, no, your birthday, sorry, was the 2nd of October, 1991. So you were 16 in 2007. And Elle, this is your birthday back then. The Beery. That's what it was called. The bar's called The Beery? The Beery. This song hasn't aged well.

No. Why are you trying to kill yourself because girls are so good looking? Yeah. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense. It's got a catchy tune. It does, yeah. Finally, Colby Lee Prochaska.

Prochaska. Colby Lee Prochaska from Nebraska. That's awesome. You can never move from there, Colby. I hope it's Colby Lee Prochaska from Nebraska. Yeah, it still works. From the USA, Colby was the birth of 16th of September 1989. So Colby was 16 in 2005. And this is the birthday

man. Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me. Don't ya. Yeah. Don't ya baby don't ya. What do you think the line means when she

goes don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Does she say that? Yeah. Let me google it. Does she me? Does she say that? Yeah. Let me Google it. Does she not? What does it mean? No, I think she said, don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me? I thought it was wrong and then there's a raw in there as well. Because I always picture this fully cooked girlfriend going, come on, don't look at her.

Don't you? Hold on. Maybe they mean like raw dog it. Well, that wouldn't be Her That's not Don't you wish your girlfriend would do it raw like me That's off isn't it That's too bad

Hold on Let's see if you're right Yeah The internet is so Here we go Listen to it So Listen to it

Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me. Sounds like raw. Where is it? Did you Google lyrics? Yeah, I did. I can't find that where it says, don't you wish your girlfriend. I know you like me. I know you like me.

I know you do. I know you do. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Yeah. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me. Don't you. Don't you. Don't you, baby go Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

Don't you Don't you baby, don't you Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me Yeah, there it is Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me I thought they always said wrong Oh, you're so wrong Oh, you're so wrong, that's right

Yeah Raw Why raw? What's a raw girlfriend? I told you, raw dogging her. No, it's not raw dogging her. Tire Cruise wins? I think so, yeah. That's a great song.

Have a great weekend, everybody, wherever you're listening. Be safe. Don't raw dog it. Or raw dog it, but be safe while raw dogging it. Yeah. If you're raw dogging it, just make sure you know their phone number, okay? All right, see you later. We'll do a chorus and then we've got to go. I don't want to deceive you. Oh, oh, oh, oh. If you fall for me.

We'll do a chorus and then we got a guy. Please, I might tear you apart. Here we go. Don't you find the start. Don't you find the start. I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart.

Ben, is this podcast gonna go up tonight? Or are you, because we're going out to Friday Okie Live, and inevitably you'll have a couple of beers, so this is going to go out. This is going to be a delayed podcast. Well, I mean... I gave him permission last weekend. I was like, don't bother.

I'm happy to put it up. It just means I'm the only one that has to leave the party. Do you want me to leave the party? No, I never want you to leave the party. I just want it on record in the podcast when this is going up. I'm not going to say have a great Friday on this. This was the conversation between Ben and I last Friday. Ben's like,

I need to go, I need to go do the podcast. I was like, don't ever write about it. People with podcasts don't understand. And I was like, I don't know how she's going to get home.

See you guys. Have a great weekend. Whenever you're listening to this, maybe, hang on, I need to carbon date this. Have a good Monday. See you guys.

Hope you had a good weekend. No, hang on, I need to carbon date this. Have a good Monday. See you guys. Hope you had a good weekend. No, I'll put it up Saturday. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend.

One, two, three, two, one. G'day everybody start the weekend. One, two, three. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. We are live from the Garden City. Bree, how good's Christchurch? Feels like a holiday to me, Clint. It really does.

I love it. It's a Friday. We're at work and it reeks of a bender in here. It does. I would love to say that we're currently sitting here looking at the Avon River. You know, we've just been for a stroll through Hagley Park. But actually,

we're in a dark room with no windows because this is radio. We've got a better view though, Clint. We can see Simon Barnett over there. That's a better view

in my eyes. That is the best view in Christchurch. Oh, mate. That is a million dollar view. I've walked past the studio. I've never seen him in person and let me say,

oh, better. As we came in,. And let me say, oh, better. As we came in, producer Anastasia goes, oh, my God, oh, my God, that man basically raised me. Can you guys please get me to meet Simon Barnett? And then I, no. Well, she said, oh, he raised me. And then I thought, oh, they must be family friends, like Anastasia's family's from Christchurch.

And then, like, five minutes later, she's like, can you introduce me to him? And I was like, I thought you knew him. So if ZM is currently playing in the staff room here at the NZME headquarters in Christchurch, Simon Barnett, could you please come in here because Anastasia wants to meet you. Yeah, I'll be a bit shy, but yeah, hi. What was that? We're here in Christchurch for the last Friday Okie of the year.

Tonight we'll be at the Carlton Standing Room only. I've heard of the Carlton so far. They're expecting a big night in there and we'd love to see you there too if you want to come down. We are taking red joes from 7 o'clock for Friday Okie Live. We will stop taking red joes by 8 unless we're already full. Exactly. So best advice, if you're really keen to sing

and you think you could win or you're just keen to have a sing, get there at 7. $500 cash and a novelty trophy. No, no, no, no, not a novelty trophy. A serious trophy. A Friday Oaky trophy. One of only five Friday Oaky trophies in existence. This trophy will make

you the favourite child in the family. 100%. It'll be displayed on the mantelpiece at Christmas. Today on the show, also, we'll give you $250 to say cheers to the effin' weekend, thanks to effin' vodka. That's after Birthday Banger, which is coming up at 5.30. But next, Bree's got a question for you. Clint, I just wanted to ask the people, did a party,

did a little party never hurt nobody? Is that the question? No, no, it's not. No, how would you phrase it? No, I wanted to play this song today because tonight we've got to go hard because we're not going home and I feel like a little party never killed nobody. There it is.

And that's why she's paid the big bucks, everybody. It's Friday Jam, Spree and Clint. Got a bit of a question on my Instagram the other day, Clint. Oh, yeah? I found it quite interesting. Was it, can you send foot pics? No, that was one of the questions. I get that one quite a lot.

And then I send a picture and they're like, please cease and desist. They're like, block. Please, please don't send any more of those. Now, it was a question from a guy who wanted to ask my advice on something and I was like, I'm not good at advice. I can ask people that listen to this show. Yeah, you're not qualified to give the advice? No, I feel like I am.

I have got an opinion on it, but I feel like we need a bigger group. Go on then. So this is what he said. He said, hi, Brie. I've got a question for you. It was my 30th birthday party last weekend and during the speeches,

my sister gets up to make a short speech. At the end of it, she goes to make a toast and she announces that she can't drink because she's pregnant. A part of me is a little annoyed at her that she stole my spotlight on my night when she could have announced that at any other time. What do you think? Ooh. Mmm. Yeah. So there's a chance, let's give her the benefit of the doubt here. There's a chance that maybe she thought this happy news would be treated as a bit of a birthday surprise for you. Maybe she thought, happy 30th, I've got big news, I'm pregnant. But the way it's been phrased there, it's very much about her.

It's like, I'm not drinking because I'm pregnant. Yeah. And she would have got the attention straight after that. And everyone would have been like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Amazing. And then, yeah. On the flip side of that, it's just a birthday party. It's not a wedding.

You literally have a birthday party every year. But this was his 30th, and maybe he put in a lot of work And effort or he paid the money Or whatever and some people do like To have their day or whatever I wonder if it was the first Time he had heard the news too I think it was

From the way he Asked the question I'm pretty sure everyone was Finding out right then It's weird to use someone else's Occasion to share your big moment. I'm not a massive fan of it. I feel like people that propose at someone else's wedding, I'm kind of like, oh, is that the best place?

No, absolutely not. I don't think I would ever do that to someone else. They've put in so much time, so much effort, and it's one day. It's one day, yeah. It's one day for them. Yeah. And then you go and propose, you know, during the ceremony or something. What's your thoughts on people proposing on someone's birthday?

So what if someone proposed to you on your birthday? Are you into that? Because some people would, some people comes right down to that. They're like, stop overshadowing my birthday with our proposal. Yeah, right, right. So then the anniversary is also on your birthday. Well, if you're having an anniversary for your engagement, then you're having too many occasions.

I'm sorry. Yeah. That's one too many. Don't you celebrate that anniversary before you get married, though? Wait, I proposed to my wife on her birthday. Did you? I just remembered, yeah. And then you got married the day before your birthday. Did you? I just remembered, yeah. And then you

got married the day before your birthday. Day after. Day after your birthday. Yeah. God, you just like to keep everything together. It's just a really great way to remember your anniversary, because so long as you can remember your own birthday, you can remember your anniversary. No, that is not a good way of looking at it. It is a good way of looking at it. No.

It's the way to look at it. No. No. Alright, well, as long as I remember my anniversary, I won't forget my birthday. Actually, if it's your birthday, then you can do whatever you want with it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's totally fine. I should have proposed on my birthday. Yeah, and then had the wedding on her, but no, probably not. Do you think that she has overshadowed the 30th?

And how much of a big deal do you think it is? Well, obviously, if he's a little bit upset, I would just, I kind of just think, did it have to be done then? Yeah. Like, it's amazing news, obviously. But how big a deal is it? How big a deal? Like, how annoyed would I be?

I'd probably just be like, oh, no. I guess it depends how important your 30th is to you. Yeah. Right? But she probably should have known what her brother's like. And obviously, if he wanted the spotlight, just give it to him on that day.

Maybe. I don't know. Let's ask the people. Right. Let's ask the people. 0800 dial ZM. Who was in the wrong? Do you think he's being a bit precious?

Yes. Or she shouldn't have stole his spotlight and done it on a different day? Okay. Text lines are open to you. You can text 9696. Or call us right now on 0800-DIALS-IT-M. Bree and Clint.

Putting it to the people this afternoon, and I love this because we get such good advice from people that listen to this show. I had a guy message me on Instagram and he was like, you know, I had my 30th birthday party last weekend and during the speeches, my sister gets up to make a short speech and at the end, she up to make a short speech. And at the end, she goes to make a toast and announces that she can't drink because she's pregnant.

I'm a little bit annoyed at this as she stole my spotlight on my big night that I'd organized. Who's in the wrong? Yeah, we've asked you guys who's in the wrong. And it is mixed on the feedback. Yeah, but I think it's swaying maybe 90-10. Let's go to Hannah first. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Hannah. What do you think?

Who's in the wrong? I'm going to be really PG because I'm on radio. I think he's been a precious little girl and there is another weird other than girl I would use if I could. Okay, right. You think he's in the wrong for getting upset.

I think that on your 30th birthday party, Yes. if your sister gets up to make the announcement and you've all been trying to get her a drink all night and she can't drink and she's being told repeatedly to drink and she's repeatedly coming up with excuses not to drink, as she turns around and tells you that she's having a baby,

you should be so fucking... Oh, sorry. Hannah, you tried so hard to keep it in. But you've just been censored. But we take your point, okay? We take the point. We'll say that he's in the role in this one. That's fine.

Let's go to Pam. Hi, Pam. Hi. Pam. Yes. There you are. Pam, what are your thoughts on this situation Who's in the wrong

I'd be so pissed off if someone did that No he's All good I'd be bloody Annoyed if someone did that at my Sifia Do you have siblings Pam Yes I do I have one older sister

Perfect and what if your older sister did this to you? What would you say to her after the party, Pam? Fuck off. Okay, got it. Whoa, Jesus. Alright. Something in the water today. Yeah, I know. Just a reminder that we are live on the radio.

Look, I know it's... Well, maybe it's a heated topic. People are passionate about this. We'll take one more call. I know it's... Well, maybe it's a heated topic. People are passionate about this. We'll take one more call. I think it'll be fine. No, we can't swear on the radio, guys. Andrea, Andrea, are you there? Hi, how are you?

Okay, are you able to self-filter before we talk to you? Yes, totally. We've been on here for 24 minutes. We've had two F-bombs today, so please... No, it's okay. I'm not going to... Tell her. I'm not going to...

Okay. Andrea, what are your thoughts on this situation? You've had something similar happen to you. Yeah, I think he's probably in the right to be fair. I mean, it was his evening and she could have really waited until maybe just a wee bit afterwards or yeah, I just think she's a little bit out of order really. Yeah. Okay. And you said that something similar happened to you? Yeah, so on my wedding day, or on our wedding day,

probably quite a long time ago now, my sister got up to say a speech, but it was nothing about saying congratulations to us. It was just announcing her engagement. Wait, that's way, way worse, in my opinion. Your sister announced her engagement at your wedding? Yeah, yeah. Andrea!

She's my older sister, so it was a bit like, oh, okay then. But the, I mean, you shouldn't really laugh at these things. I was just like, I was pretty young, naive, 20 years old, getting married, and I was just like, oh, whatever, you know, it doesn't really matter. But the last laugh was on me, really, it doesn't really matter. But the last laugh was on me really in some kind of ways because the douchebag that she got engaged to actually had gone off

and done the dirty deed with somebody else and got pregnant. So she left anyway. Karma. That's horrible though. That's horrible. Andrea, You poor thing Think of the story

There you go And we do apologise For those Those words on the air How good's Pam though Odd-tell-er No Pam was straight to the point Wasn't she

Odd-tell-er Off Oh Pam It's time for the later From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA off. Oh, Pam. It's time for the latest. Dean's on the line, live out of LA. Dean's got details on why Lorde is so invisible

on social media these days. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, look, if you're a fan of Lorde's as we all are, we're all wondering, where did she go? She shot to fame so quickly. It was just, like, catapulted to international stardom, this poor thing.

Well, and as you can see, when you become that famous, you get so many followers on social media. She stepped back. She was like, you know what? She's finally given an interview. It's very rare that she does interviews. She gave an interview to one of her friends that works for Interview Magazine

and said it was just so much anxiety and all I could see was police brutality and systematic racism and damage to our planet, all these things that we are exposed to every day on social media. And she just wanted to step back. I think it was very overwhelming for someone so young and humble and kind of like just like a regular person, you know, to be so famous so fast.

And yeah, that's why she took a step back. And I think it makes a lot of sense for some peace, basically. She has 6.6 million Instagram followers. She has three Instagram posts. And the last post she did was on the 6th of April, 2018. She did briefly return to social media this year to encourage people to vote, remember? Yeah. She said, if you guys go and vote, I'll give you some new music. Some new music. That was brilliant

and I think it enticed a lot of people to go vote. And I would just like to say, we voted. We held up our end of the deal. So where's the music? No, I'm just kidding. Take your time. We'll wait. We can wait a little bit longer. No, I totally get it.

I also read something where she absolutely adores coming back to New Zealand. Yep. And she just says, like, it's so nice to slow down and be, you know, at home. So it's really, really cool to have her here as well. And she is here because Brie tried to film her through a window at a cafe. No, I didn't try. I was at the cafe. We were at the same cafe a cafe. No, I didn't try. I was at the cafe. We were at the same cafe.

Sorry, you didn't try. Brie filmed her through a window at a cafe. That was a couple of years ago. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Cookie Time. Celebrating 35 years of Christmas cookies, you can book a seller now at christmascookies.co.nz.

Brie and Clint. We're live in Christchurch right now. There is one rule that Ross Boss puts on us. Actually, there's a few rules. No toilet breaks for the whole day. Yeah. And I thought, that's a bit rough. Ross went here for quite a long time and he goes, I don't care. Yeah. I'm paying for you to be here. Actually, there's lots of rules that he puts on us. You're right. Also, no

white shirts on Fridays, he said. Yeah, right. Yeah. Because he said, I's lots of rules that he puts on us. You're right. Also, no white shirts on Fridays, he said. Yeah, right. Because he said, I wear a white shirt on a Friday. Right, yeah. That's a weird rule, Ross. The other rule he said is,

don't talk about the chaser. He said, it is radio's greatest enemy, drive radios, because it's on at five o'clock. People love the chase. People love the chase. And I said,

Ross, you have to talk about what the people are enjoying. And if it's the chase, so be it, okay? They can get the podcast. Yeah. Because, I mean, I'm not going to lie, I love the chase. There is hot chase news out today. And that is they are introducing a new chaser.

That is massive news. Yeah. Because they've never done that before, right? No. Since the start of the show, it's been the same group of chasers. The Governess, the Vixen, the Beast, the Dark Destroyer, and the Cinnaman. What about the Dublin Dynamo? Who's the Dublin Dynamo?

I don't know. I've read it online. He might be the new one. I don't know. Oh, no. I've given it away. He might be the new one. Oh, no.

Anyway, have a listen to this. Welcome to the show, Liz, from Middlesex. Yes, that's right. You don't sound very Middlesexian, if you don't mind me saying. No, originally from New Zealand. Right, okay. No, that's the wrong clip. That's when we, last time, we talked about the chase.

Is this why Ross says don't talk about the chase? Yeah, he said, you know, people get confused. Okay, I've got the details. There is a new chaser. His name is Darrah Ennis. Okay. Okay? His chase name?

Yep. The Menace. Ooh, I like that. Darrah the Menace Ennis. Yeah, that's good. He is Irish, and he's a former contestant of the chase. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, he was on there.

He faced the Cinnaman. His. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, he was on there. He faced the Cineman. His team lost, but he was so good, they've ended up adding him in as a chaser. By day, he is a research scientist at the Oxford University. Cool. So he's smart. Yeah. The menace.

I love that he was a contestant. Now he's a chaser. That's very cool. Got me thinking, if we were chasers, what would our chaser names be? Because that's half of it, right? It's all about, I mean. You've got to have a great name.

What ones do you remember? You remember the Governess. The Beast. And the Beast. Yeah. And the Vixen, to be honest. The Vixen too, as well, yeah. And the Dark Destroyer.

Because I was like, you can't say the Dark Destroyer in 2020. And then he went, no, I love my name. I love being the Dark Destroyer. That's what I am. So I was thinking we could come up with chase names for each other. Oh, no. And if you, Bree, were a chaser. Oh, here we go.

I think your name would be the Flatulator. Excuse you. The Flatulator. Okay, all right. I've got a few for you. I thought you could go simple and you could go the dad. The Fletcher Ladder. Okay, all right. I've got a few for you. I thought you could go simple and you could go The Dad. Bit boring.

Yeah. I was thinking for you, if you were a chaser, you could be Pastasaurus Rex. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get it. I was looking for a carb-based one. Right, yeah, no, that's good. And that's about as close as I could get. No, that's good. I thought for you, you're not really like the strongest, most intimidating.

So, you know, the term ball breaker. Instead of that, you could be the ball bouncer. Wait, it feels like an insult, the way you framed that. No, it's like you're like, you freak up on people. Gaseous clay. It's probably my favourite one I wrote for you. You know how you're from Roto Vegas. I thought you could be the Roto Rimmer.

Probably not great for 5pm. Not really what they're looking for. Anyway, Dr Chase is on at 5 o'clock. You don't have to watch it. We're not asking you to watch it. No, no, no. We're doing a great show here on ZM and we love having you listening. Plus, that's when we do Friday Okie.

Yeah, exactly. Bree and Clint. Christchurch is the hometown of two of our team, both producer Ben and producer Anastasia. Hail from Christchurch. That's correct. And how good is Christchurch, by the way? Christchurch, how good is it?

Best place in New Zealand. Anastasia has been here fairly regularly recently. You attended both of the races. Yeah, you've been down here a lot. Have you been? Are you dating someone down here? No. Is that where your mind goes with that?

Yeah, absolutely. I never thought of it like that. Absolutely it does. Well, no, unfortunately not, but Cantabrian men. Get at me, yeah. All right, well. No, I'm kidding. That was a joke.

Yeah, there was something that happened to you on one of your recent trips to Christchurch. Yeah. Which is a wee bit embarrassing. What's his name? No. No, it was a very. No. How old is he? What does he do? I don't know what you're talking about. What's his name? No. No. It was a very... No. How old is he?

What does he do? I don't know what you're talking about. What does he do? So basically, me and my friend went down to a watering hole and we were going for a nice swim. There were only another family there that had dogs and they were the only people there all afternoon and I kept on saying to my friend,

we sat down in a really nice spot And I kept on saying to my friend, we sat down in a really nice spot, and I kept on saying to her, something smells like crap. Like this is an awful smell. And she kept on saying, it's you. It's you. You smell. You need to get to the store. See who smelt it, dealt it.

Yeah, exactly. Whoever denied it supplied it. That went on for ages until we left, and there was only the other family that had the dogs. I pull up my towel and I had been sitting on dog feces the whole time. No.

And it had made a smudge mark on my back. So it was you. It had gone through the towel. No. Yeah, I know. It was you that smelled. Disgusting. Yeah, well, I was smelling,

but I... You didn't tell us this, but I didn't know you had a dog poo smudge on your back. Of course it's going to go through the towel. Well, it doesn't really come up over, like, lunchtime conversation, you know? You don't really include that part of the story normally. Yeah, that's not a good day. That is not a good day.

It was awful, and especially the fact that I was so distraught, I didn't want to take the... Because you had a date that night. Didn't you? I was going back to Auckland, all right, Bree? I have... No, don't change the subject. I was going back to Auckland, all right, Bree? I have... No. Don't change the subject.

I chucked the towel out, and it was one that I'd been given from a family member, and it was a really nice towel. It was my nice beach towel. It was your favourite country road towel, wasn't it? It was my favourite. I don't know about chucking the towel out. Did you have to do that? Well, because it was a long drive home,

and we didn't want it to smell. And I was already in a bad mood. I almost wanted to go up to them and say, you're the only people here with dogs. That's a fresh poo. You owe me a towel. You owe me a towel. Bree, I know you think throwing the towel out is extreme,

but I've gone public. Don't throw in the towel. Well, I've gone public before with a story of a cat poo in my gym bag. What? Yeah, and I did reuse the gym bag. Cat poos are another kettle of fish. Yeah, because you told me I was disgusting for reusing that gym bag. What? Yeah, and I did reuse the gym bag. Cat poos are a whole kettle of fish. Well, you told me I was disgusting for reusing that gym bag. Well, she turns out you were right because the gym bag,

the smell never came out of it, so I didn't end up throwing the bag. Yeah, well, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the smell wouldn't come out. So you'd reuse a dog poo gym bag, but not a cat poo gym bag. Is that the rule? Something I want to add in. I'd reuse a dog wee gym bag and not a cat wee gym bag. Because cat wee is

something that's very potent. The towel was blue and white so that stain wasn't coming out. Are you sure it was the dog? Yeah, what side of the towel was it on? The underside or the top side? Turn my microphone off. I'm done. I'm done with you two.

We have rather a grim question for you this afternoon on the show. Oh, no. What's your dog poo story? What happened? What went down? You can name and shame your dogs if it was them. Or other people's dogs. Or other people's dogs.

We don't care where, when, how, what or why. We just need to know that it involved dog poo. And if you've got a story you'd like to share with the nation this afternoon, our phone lines are open right now. You can also text us on 9696. Or call 0800-DARLS-AT-M and we'll get your dog poo stories on next. I'm sorry, Anastasia, I love you. You did throw the towel out, eh?

Yep, it's in the bed. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Lee-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea. But you, I reckon, will love it.

Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. We're talking dog poo stories Because Anastasia Yeah true actually Anastasia who has conveniently gone missing She's left She's had enough She's had enough Had an experience in Christchurch

Where we are right now Where she was at a local watering hole Swimming not a bar Yes And because this story would be even grosser She laid her towel down and it was on top of a dog poo. She lay in dog poo. Yeah, I mean I have a pretty

horrific dog poo story if you want to hear it. Yeah, lay it on us. This is the time by the way. Welcome to the dog poo segment of the show. I've been waiting to tell this story for a couple of years. This was quite a few years back, probably four or five years ago and my Aunty Julie asked me at the time to

sit her house for her for a week. And the thing about my Auntie Julie is she's a very good housekeeper. Everything has its spot very clean. Anyway, she has two King Charles Cavaliers. And I was like, great. I love dogs. Can't wait. Anyway, went and house sat at her house. Everything was really well anyway i left the house um and they have a doggy door so they go in and out when they want um left the house for about four hours and i came back and as i opened the door clint i was hit with this huge just waft of just poo i was like what is that and it's I looked down, there was poo over the tiles. It was over the carpet.

It was on the mat. It was in every crevice and every corner of the entire house. Full dog poo-nami. So obviously I finally figured out what had happened. Dog had done a poo inside. Then their robo-vac had picked up the poo. Oh. And it had dragged it through every room of the house.

No joke. I panicked. I was like, what do I do? I've never seen so much poo everywhere before. Poor robo-vac. He thought he was helping. Oh, that robo-vac got thrown out after that. He was just doing his job.

He was like, I need to clean that up. I'm going to go pick it up and I'm going to put it over here. Yeah, horrific. We want your dog poo story this afternoon. And Mel's called up. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi.

Hi. What's your dog poo story? Actually, my cat poo story, but it is almost as traumatic as a dog poo story. Same, same. I think it could be more traumatic. I think more traumatic. Yeah, okay. Do a cat poo on us. Same, same. I think it could be more traumatic. I think more traumatic. Yeah, okay. Do a cat poo on us. Cat poo story. Our cat was very

old, like probably 12, 13. Oh, bless her. She'd been really, really sick and not really doing much and we kind of were getting ready to say goodbye thinking it was it. But she was on antibiotics so she kind of was perking up a little bit. Anyway, I was only 7 and I went outside and saw her playing in the

neighbour's driveway and they were developing their house so they had all rubble and she was kind of having a dust bath and playing like a little kitten and I said oh my gosh she's feeling better I'm so happy so at seven thinking I'll go up behind her and say congratulations and kind of give her a squeeze around her middle so snuck up behind her and went kind of, hey, Abby. And she jumped up to head hide and just had a complete evacuation of her bowels, which was all through my hair and my mouth. No! No! The cat diarrhea in your head.

And I cried and was... No! Bliss. No, that's not... That's traumatic as a kid, isn't it? Okay, one to the face. That's where we're starting with Tessa. Welcome to the show. What's your dog poo story?

Hello, mate. Hey, how's it going? Good. What went down, Tessa? So I was working in Australia and I was driving. So you live in a truck at the side of the road with a bunch of cattle. And I got food poisoning that night. And I went out and you're meant to go quite away from camp,

but I physically couldn't make it. So I just done my business outside. The next morning, we let the dogs go. And the guy I worked for caught his dog around the area that I'd gone to the toilet and they were so worried about the dog. They generally pulled the gun out and was about to put the dog down because they thought that they had done that too, but it was actually me. Oh my God. Did you intervene in time?

Were you, did you, you saved the dog? Yeah, but the worst part was the dog had the same name as me as well. Oh, my Lord. But I said, test it, fine, just leave it, see if it happens again. Like, you can't put it down. Wait, so did you confess and say it was yours, or you just were like, don't do it? I was terrified.

I was 19 at the time. I thought I was going to get the gun on me. Oh my God. That is out of control. Let's still call Australia home. Jeez.

That's wild. Thank God you saved the dog. Finally, let's go to Rewi. Hi, Rewi. Hi. Kia ora, how are you? Good, mate. Tell us your dog poo story. Firstly, I take my hat off. I love the cat one.

The cat diary in the mouth, that's just classic. That's what I like. When did it go in the mouth, Rewi? When did it go in the mouth? Gee. It was in August and I took the car in for a warrant. I was walking home in Christchurch and I saw this dog deposit on the footpath and I had some shopping and I was like, I'll do a fancy sidestep. My problem is I was a prop.

I can't really sidestep. I fell over and I fell into this unsolid deposit. Now, it went all down my legs and lower body and it was horrible, but I managed to protect my shopping. The bad part was I had to walk home from Selwyn Street and cross Chahoon Hayes. It was about three and a half to four k's and I saw people that I knew

so I crossed the road and then I got home and managed to get in and we have an office at our house and we have female staff so I managed to get inside without getting any deposit on the carpet and getting to have a shower and I thought well I'll share my story on a share on Facebook because if people can have a laugh at my expense,

it's quite a good thing. And then my auntie was like, well, serves you right. You shouldn't have done a side stick. You should have picked it up. But I had no bag. You had the shopping bag, Rewi, didn't you? Rewi, it's not your job to pick up someone else's dog deposit. No, it's not actually. It's definitely not.

But the fact that you ended up wearing it at home. Can you imagine when you see people you know and you're like, gotta go, sorry. You just take off. No wonder Rewi liked the cat poo story because it was relatable for him. He was like, at least someone's been through what I've been through. I know how that feels.

Let's play the one second song challenge. Okay, this is where we go head to head in our song guessing competition. Did you forget what the game was for a second? Yeah, a little bit. We didn't play last week. I'm out of touch. Oh, yeah, we didn't play. Oh, you're never out of touch.

I've never been in touch with this game. You have. Once. When I started, you were winning. I'm like the All Blacks getting ready to play Argentina. I'm rusty, baby. I'm real rusty. Who are we playing for?

Okay, this week, all you've got to do to win Mobile Fuel is pick the winner correctly. Alexa gets to guess first. Hi, Alexa. Hi, Alexa. Hello, how are you? Good. Cool name. Thank you.

It's like, you know, Alexa. Yeah. I was going to say bad name because your name's been ruined by AI. Yeah, I thought one of you was going to make a joke that you didn't. Hey, Alexa,

directions to Carlton Bar. Alexa, who's going to win Friday Oaky today, Brie or me? I'm backing Brie. I'm backing Brie today. It's working really well, I think. Even after she made that Alexa joke.

Jeez. Okay, cool. That means Renee, I'm going to play for you. Okay, cool. Sounds good. Sounds good. All right. Producer Anastasia runs the game.

What do we need to know? This week's theme is young pop stars. Young pop stars. Yeah. Young pop stars. Okay. Producer Ben, let's play the first song. Great.

Oh. Billie Eilish, bad guy. Damn it. That's a point to break. Do you know what? That song always reminds me of you and your drink bottle. Oh, the. Oh, it doesn't do it anymore.

Oh, no. I've lost my talent. Great song. Producer Ben, let's play the second song. Great. Oh. Old Town Road, Lil Nas. Can nobody tell me nothing.

I always do this and then I can't close it out. Jonah, I believe in you. Here's song number three. Clint. I know it. It's easy. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello, Señorita. I love it.

That's true. Señorita. I wish I could pretend. They threw me, as you said, young pop stars, but Shawn Mendes has been around for ages. Well, they're still young. Yeah, I know. They are still quite young.

Yeah. Okay, all right, cool. Let's hear song number four. Great. Oh, can you remember her Let's hear song number four. Great. Oh, can you remember her name? Zara Larson. Damn it! Lush Life.

And in my day as if there was no dance, I'm doing it. Alexa, congratulations. You've just won some free mobile fuel from the One Second Song Challenge. Thank you. Hey, Alexa, transfer yourself mobile fuel. Doing it right now. Yes, Queen. You enjoy the weekend, mate. Bree and Clint.

Oh, here's a bit of heat for you Friday, Clint. Get ready to get riled up. Okay. There could be people on both sides. Fair enough. We take all opinions here on the show. Right. This is a story that's coming out of Australia where apparently... Oh, I am angry.

Oh, sorry, not yet. Where a mum is trying to sue her babysitter for $600 in damages after the babysitter fed her vegetarian kid's chicken nuggets. This is a true story. It hasn't been to court yet. So there's been no verdict yet. Yeah, right. 9696, text us.

Who do you think is in the wrong? Is it the babysitter who's given the vegetarian kids the nuggets? Yeah. Or should the mum chill out a bit? It's just a couple of nuggets. Or are the kids in the wrong for eating the nuggets? Well, maybe they wanted the nuggets. Can I say that?

Their body, their choice. Their body, their choice. And it's about time they had some options. Also, imagine being a vegetarian kid and tasting a chicken nugget for the first time. You're like, what is this delicious piece of golden... Crap. Crap, yeah. But at the same time, magic.

Absolute crap. Chicken nuggets are the... I love chicken nuggets. Why are the best tasting foods just absolute shite? You know? The most delicious, I don't want to name any, I don't want to call any brands into

disrepute here, but some of the best snack foods, you look into what they actually are, and it's just waste from other stuff. And they've just pressed it and flavoured it, and you go, this is magic. It's amazing. What do you think about the situation? Did the babysitter

know the kids were vegetarian? I'm not sure. It doesn't specify. It's a big flex, because it's obviously a vegetarian household. If she didn't know, then obviously she ain't in the wrong. But it's a big thing to show up to the house BYO Nuggets. Because it's not like she went, the kids are hungry, I'm babysitting, let's have a look in the freezer and cook them something up.

She would have had to bring the nuggets in herself. No, maybe, maybe she went to school pick up. She got the kids, the kids are going berserk, they're crazy. She's like, we'll go to school pick up. She got the kids. The kids go berserk. They're crazy. Drive-thru. We'll go to the drive-thru. What do you want?

And the kids go, chicken nuggets. We've heard they're real good. Then it's not the babysitter's fault. If that's how it played out, it's not the babysitter's fault. Yeah. Like, who knows where the nuggets came from? If the babysitter got the kids and was like, all right, you stupid vegetarian kids. Your mum's not here right now.

I'm going to give you this big rib eye steak. You're going to have a goddamn nugget and you're going to like it. Then the babysitter's at fault. I think it's a bit hard. I can't comment because I don't have kids, so I don't know how difficult it is, and I'm sure it is really difficult. But one of my flatmates, she is a nanny, so she... You're going to say is a kid? No, she's a nanny. So she... I was going to say, is a kid. No, she's a nanny.

So I hear quite a lot of chat where she cooks dinner some nights for the kids and she's, you know, getting the kids ready and organized. And it's a lot of work. And she said, you know, most of the time the family will buy all the groceries and have like a recipe there and they'll say, can you cook this? Yeah. So they make it really easy for her. Yeah.

I wonder if the mum was like. Didn't provide anything, yeah. Yeah, was like, here's the food that the kids eat. Can you feed them this? And if you're not vegetarian, it's very hard to think of meals that are vegetarian. It's quite difficult if you've never done it, yeah. You've asked for text feedback. Yeah.

I think there's only one text that needs to be read out. And do you mind if I deliver it? Yeah, go on. So you've said, who's in the wrong here? Is it the angry Vijo mum or is it the babysitter who fed the chicken nuggets? And the text says, the mum's in the wrong. Vegetarians are batshit crazy. Whoa!

We're in Christchurch for Friday O'Keefe live as well, so that's very exciting. Last night, and I couldn't talk about this on the show because it was a big surprise, I couldn't talk about it yesterday, but now I can because it's all happened, I organised Surprise 30th for a mate of mine. That's a big deal. It's a lot of responsibility. Yeah, it's very hard to organise a surprise birthday. It's also a weird balance to get right for blokes because...

What do you mean by that? It just... How many girls were there? Zero. Oh, wait. It was just a lads party. It was just da boys. Yeah.

Okay. The girls weren't... Does he not have any meaningful women in his life? Does he have a wife? I don't know any of them. No, he doesn't. He's a single man. Okay, well, that's...

Okay. So, to be fair, I probably should have invited some girls, because he's a single man. Probably would have liked that the most, I think. Anyway, no, on reflection, I should have gone a bit wider with the invite list, but I didn't. It was just Du Bois. Keep it simple.

Pulled it off, though. It was a raging success. The surprise was a success. Great. Got him to the bar where there were a group of people of his nearest and dearest friends. What was the name of the bar?

You said Calendar Girls or something, didn't you say? Was that the bar? No, because I said there were no girls there. No, you said no girls that he knew. I... That would be a very funny 30th birthday though, wouldn't it?

That would be a dope 30th. No, it was at his bar and we got there and there were guys there and it was all good. There was even a cake. I managed to pull off the cake part. Great. I don't pride myself on being a good party planner or even a surprise thrower or even a surprise keeper. I was very proud of myself.

It's a lot of work, isn't it? So I worked with his mum to organise a birthday cake. Cute. How did she like calendar girls? She actually had a VIP card. Did she? Yeah, we used the private booth. No.

Anyway, nailed it. Nailed the surprise. Patting myself on the back. I was like, yeah, man, you did such a good job. Good work, Clint. You did such a good job. Be proud of yourself. Driving home.

And I realised I left without paying for my meal. That is not cool. Halfway home and I realised, oh God, I've piked out on the bill. And the worst bit is I left before the birthday boy left and the birthday boy ended up picking up the tab. No, no, he didn't pay for it. He had to pay for my dinner at his birthday party. That is so rough. You're like, I have

killed it tonight. Everything has gone so well. Literally. How much? How much was it? It doesn't matter. It's not an issue. How much was it? He said, don't worry, you get me next time. What? Wait! You can't leave it there. I offered to pay.

You can't leave it. I offered to pay. You can't leave it. I offered to pay. I offered to pay. How much was it? Not much. How much? How much was it? It was like 50 bucks.

That's a pretty cheap lap dance, isn't it? Brie and Clint. Jodi, everybody. Yeah, Brie and Clint. It's Friday. Coming up very shortly. It's Friday, OK? Before then, though, a special Clint, it's Friday, coming up very shortly, it's Friday Oki. Before then though, a special guest in studio, welcome Nico Walters.

Yo! That's vibes right there, vibes. Oh, a live performance. Is it still like bizarre hearing your song all over the radio? Still so bizarre. Yeah. Still cool, like hearing it? I love it.

Yeah. It's so special. Every time I jump in the car, if it comes on, turn the windows down and play it loud. And you're like next to the car, you're like, this is me! It's me! Nico's brand new album, his debut album drops today actually. It's called

Escape. That's exactly what it's called. That's how you pronounce it. Escape. I like it. I'll run with that. The next album's called Pablo. Escape. Some boring people have been calling it Escape, but you know, you pronounce it? Escape. I like it. I'll run with that. The next album's called Pablo. Escape. Some boring people have been calling it Escape, but you search it up, you'll be able to find it. Hey, we are doing Fridayoke next,

which is where we sing. You can actually sing. So what we've done is given you a sneak preview of this week's Fridayoke songs. You're so lucky. We've done Blink 182. You've heard them both, right? I've heard them both.

Hell of a song choice. It was very enjoyable, actually, as well. Okay, good. Good. What we would like from you is one piece of positive feedback for each of us. One piece? Yeah. Oh, if you've got more, feel free.

I've got notes and notes. No, no. One piece of feedback. Okay, Clint. Okay, me. Solid energy. Good energy. Really solid energy.

You had me from get-go. As soon as that vocal came in, I was like, boom, I'm into it. Cool, okay, yep. Solid energy. Good energy. Yeah, really solid energy. Yeah, good. You had me from get-go. As soon as that vocal came in, I was like, boom, I'm into it. We're in. I'm into it. Cool, okay, thank you. That's good. Lots of energy. Now we're going with you, Bree.

Yeah. Great tone, actually. Really? Yeah, really. You know, like a bit of swag in there with the delivery. Thank you. I like that. Yeah, I like a little point of difference, you know, not just the on time.

I will take that. She made it her own. I'm out not just on time. I will take that. She made it her own. I am. I'm out of time. Yeah, I'll say that. And any work-ons in there? Work-ons for you,

Clint. Just the pitch, you know, it was a little shaky at times. Oh, right. Okay. A little bit,

a little bit off pitch. Yeah, but, yeah, thank you. And maybe just like a bit nasally at times. Yeah, open the mouth.

Yeah, right. Keep it coming from the mouth. Okay, yeah, yeah, I can take it. Yeah, fine. And it coming from the mouth. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I can take it. Yeah, fine. And work-ons for Brie.

Oh, I sort of, I kind of touched on that in your compliment. Timing. Timing. It was just timing. Other than that, it was on. I liked it.

And finally, who's going to win this week? You've heard both of our Friday-okies. Who's got it in the bag? Both were great, guys. It was a hard decision. Oh, drumroll. I'm drumrolling my own myself. I'm going to go with Brie. Yes!

Do the people agree you're going to hear both Friday Okies in full? The people's votes do matter. They do. They do matter. I appreciate it. Actually, you get one vote. You'll get Nico's vote. Do I get that vote? Jam the album. It's out today. Escape or Escapare from Nico Walters with the debut track Offer as well.

Not My Neighbour. Thanks for coming in, man. Pleasure, guys. Thanks for having me. Brie and Clint. Friday Oaky. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday Oaky.

I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. Here we are.

A singing competition between two people who can't sing is the best way to describe this. We both spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer polishing our turds and making them sound as good as possible. And then you hear them and you pick who the winner is each week. Pretty simple. That's how it works. What song are we singing this week?

So because it's our last Friday Okie Live for the year tonight, I thought we've got to do karaoke classics. Yep. And I referred to the list that you got Destiny's Child song last week from. Yes. And I picked off the top 20 easiest karaoke songs of all time and I went with Blink 182

No that's not it No that's Destiny's Child Destiny's Child and you went with Blink 182, you'll hear it when it starts so here it is what you're going to hear is you're going to hear mine and then you're going to hear Bree's and then you're going to hear Bree's,

and then we're looking for votes. Normally five votes, but Bree actually has a one-vote head start this week. You've already got Nico Walter's vote. Thank God, because I've lost four or five weeks in a row, so I need that vote. Is this your week to turn it around? I don't know.

I'm not confident. I picked the song, so I'll go first. Let's do it. And then it's Bree. It's Friday Oaky, Breeie and Clint. Wish us luck and apologies in advance. All the small things Truth care, truth brings

I'll take one lift You're right, best trip Always I know You'll be at my show Watching, waiting, commiserating Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home. Oh, there you go.

Like Nico Walters said, it is a little bit nasally. I'll have to agree. That could work in your favour, though. Who knows? Who knows? I really don't know what That could work in your favour, though. Who knows? Who knows? I really don't know what to expect from mine, to be honest. You don't give the singers in Blink-182 enough credit, I think, until you have to sing one of their songs.

Yeah, they're great. But why are they great? It's such a basic song. There's like four words in the whole thing. Yeah, but it's their tone, it's their delivery, it's everything. It's their attitude, it's their swagger. It's all of it. Anyway, that's mine. It's time for Breeze.

So, is it better than mine? You need to decide that and only you can decide that. So let's listen. All right. And afterwards we'll take your votes for Friday Oki. Bree and Clint, here's Bree. All the small things True care and truth brings

I'll take one lift, you're right, best trip. Always, I know, you'll be at my show. Watching and waiting, commiserating Staying so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry me home Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. There it is. Definitely not as nasally as mine. I'll give you that.

I tried to go more dulcet tones. I don't know if I pulled it off. Were you going for like rock chick chic there? Is that what the voice was? I was trying to channel like Avril Lavigne maybe. Yeah. Only four votes this week because Nico Walters has already cast a vote. We're not going to prejudice this at all. We don't even need to say what his vote is.

We can say that afterwards. Four people to decide the winner of Friday Oki. 0800 dial ZM right now if you want to cast a vote. Come on, I need it, guys. Come on! We're doing Friday Oki right now. Friday Oki!

We're live in Christchurch for Friday Oki live tonight at the Carlton and we're doing Friday Oki We're live in Christchurch for Friday Oki live tonight at the Carlton and we're doing Friday Oki on the radio right now we both just did

our best Blink 182 mine sounded like this Carry me home Oh my god Which on reflection doesn't sound too good does it and Bree sounded like this

Carry me home Reflection doesn't sound too good, does it? And Bree sounded like this. She's one vote up already because Nico Walters got a sneaky preview and he chose you as the winner this week, Bree. So it's 1-0 and we've got four callers on the line. I need it this week. I've lost many weeks in a row. Stuart's called up. Hi, Stuart. G'day the line. I need it this week. I've lost many weeks in a row. Stuart's called up. Hi, Stuart. G'day, Stu.

G'day, guys. Welcome to the judging panel. Welcome to our jury. Who's the winner of Friday Okie this week? I'm going to have to go with Bree. Sorry, Clint. Appreciate that, Stu. I really do.

This could be the fastest victory ever, by the way. I don't think it's going to be. One more vote. If you get this next vote, then you win Friday Oki. Is that how it works this week? Well, because you only need three. Oh, yeah, of course. And you've already got Nico.

Terrible at math. So you've got Stuart. This would make three. I'm still not confident. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Ames. Hi.

Who's the winner of Friday Oki this week? Clint. See, told you. Oh, spanner in the works okay Amy thank you let's go to Paige

hi Paige g'day Paige hi um first of all any constructive feedback you'd like to offer on

Friday Okie this week um Klimt you're a bit pitchy okay that was

that was more just criticism not that constructive no I think that's constructive. You can work on that next week. And so can I, to be honest. Who's your vote for on Friday Okie? Definitely Bree.

Paige, I love you, mate. You've made my weekend. Thank you. She's gone. She's gone. She was here. She had a job and she's out. And then she left.

Well, congratulations, mate. You're back in the winner's circle for Friday Okie. Oh, I think She was here, she had a job, and she's out. She did her job, and then she left. Well, congratulations, mate. You're back in the winner's circle for Friday Oaky. Oh, I think it was skin in my teeth this week, I think. Maybe that means you should perform that song live tonight. Absolutely not. Maybe it's an omen that says, hey, this... Maybe the loser should perform that song tonight, I think. Yeah, this song is your jam.

No, no, no. Brie and Clint. Dang. Brie. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. Time for a birthday banger for a Friday. Yeah, we're live in

Christchurch today for Friday Okie Live, which is very exciting. And we're going to find out what your birthday bangers are, the number one songs on your 16th birthday. We'll play the best one in full, so stick around. Let's kick it off with Tiana. Hello, mate. Tiana. Tanya. Tanya. What? Tanya.

Tanya. Tanya. Sorry. Sorry, Tanya. Sorry, mate. We're going through a couple of lines today because we're out of the city, but that's okay. How are you? How's your Friday? Oh, really good. This is my other Friday. Okay. There we go. What's your birthday, Tanya?

Okay, this is an old very goodie. It's October 1968. Oh, I don't know if we've got that birthday. Okay, Tiana. Oh, my God. We've had an issue. Mate, we've had an issue. I'm so sorry. Okay, Tiana. Oh my God. We've had an issue. Mate, we've had an issue. I'm so sorry. It's a Friday. Tanya, hold there

for us, okay? Okay, hold on. We've got a bad line as well. Okay, hang on. Let's go to Ranui first. Ranui, are you there? Hello. I'm here. Hello. Okay. Yes, alright. Let's try this system out again. What's your birthday first of all? Tits of January 1989. Okay, we've got this one right. Let's try this system out again. What's your birthday, first of all?

10th of January, 1989. Okay, we've got this one right. Okay, good. Rhonda, your birthday, 16th, was on 10th of January, 2005, and this is your birthday banger. Neo. And Let Me Love You. Oh, no, Mario. I think it's Mario.

Mario, sorry. Neo wrote it. That's correct. That's the one. Do you like that, Arui? No, bad memory. I'd love to know what the bad memory is. Yeah, right.

Oh, no. Okay, well. But it's a memory, though. You can't choose your birthday banger. Exactly. Your birthday banger chooses you. Okay, wait there. We'll go to Clinton. G'day, Clinton. memory, though. You can't choose your birthday banger. Exactly. Your birthday banger chooses you. Okay, wait there. We'll go to Clinton.

G'day, Clinton. Hello, Clinton. Hello. Clinton, you keen to find out your birthday banger, mate? Yes, please. All right. What's your birthday? 3rd of August, 1982.

All right, Clinton. You were 16 in 1998 on the 3rd of August, and here comes your birthday back. And I don't want the world to see me. Woo! The Goo Goo Dolls. Iris. It's well documented that the Bree and Clint show loves some soft rock,

and that is vintage soft rock. Do you like it? I like it a lot. Clinton, it's a great one. You've got a ripping birthday banger, mate. Okay, there you go. I think we're going to have to get Tanya back on Monday to do her birthday banger

because I think we've had a bit of a breakdown as far as data goes. We have, yeah, I feel like, yeah. So this afternoon we're choosing between two songs. Okay, all right. So it's Mario, Let Me Love You. Oh, both are good. And the good... Oh, wait.

Do we have... Producer Harry, I'll just get you on for a second. Do we have Tanya sorted now? Do we? I got a couple of options here. We'll just give it a go, shall we?

Alright. No, let's come back to Tanya on Monday. Let's call her back and get her on for Monday. Let's choose between the two. What is it? Mario or the Goo Goo Dolls?

Oh. It's the Goo Goo Dolls. Yep. I can't not pick the Goo Goo Dolls? Ooh. It's the Goo Goo Dolls. Yeah. I can't not pick the Goo Goo Dolls. Right. It's a great song. Clinton loved it. We've got to go do it.

Yeah. Clinton, congratulations. You've won birthday banger this afternoon. He's already off at the pub. Have a drink for me, Clinton. Have a drink for me. The. Have a drink for me. The perfect end to the perfect birthday banger. Brick, Clinton.

I know that's what's real somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can Taste is this moment And all I Can breathe is your love And sooner or later It's over

I just don't want to Miss you today And I don't want The world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment the truth in your lies

When everything feels like the movies Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive. And I don't go home to see me. Cause I don't think they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken. I just want you to know who I am Thank you. And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think they'd understand When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am Zinnia Brie and Clint. A messy but effective birthday banger this afternoon which brought us a soft rock classic from the Goo Goo Dolls and Iris. Oh my lord, this does things to my body. How good were the Goo Goo Dolls?

They were so good. How good is Soft Rock? It's my favourite. Where do we get to launching our Soft Rock Spotify playlist, by the way? Oh, I was going to say, I thought you meant Soft Rock Thursdays. We're trying to launch on ZM. Oh, that coming. Ross said a hard no on that.

Yeah. But hey, you never know. Ross could fall asleep one day and not come to work. Ross. Yep. Yep. Meaning he would be hungover and we would pounce and do soft rock Thursday. What's this?

We embrace soft rock. Oh, wait a minute. There's something in the pipeline. Play it again. Play it again. We embrace soft rock. Look out, Ross. Oh, wait a minute. There's something in the pipeline. Play it again, play it again. Bree and Clint's Soft Rock FM. Look out, Ross. We're coming for you.

Bree and Clint. Here's a story for you, Clint. I know you love money. I know you've always wanted to win a lot of money. I want to win Lotto so bad. This guy has become an instant millionaire millionaire and he hasn't won anything. How do you think he did it? Robbed someone.

He was in Ocean's Eleven. I always think, because you're like, work hard. And I'm like, that's never going to work. That takes a long time. So my brain goes to nefarious means always. And I go, if you've got a million dollars and you didn't win it. How? Or he inherited it.

I don't know. Oh, yeah.'ve got a million dollars and you didn't win it, or he inherited it. I don't know. That's a way. No, you would never ever have guessed how this guy, his name's Joshua. He's a 33-year-old coffin maker based in Kolang, North Sumatra, Indonesia.

He has become an instant millionaire overnight when a meteorite crashed into his garden at the beginning of August and he later dug it up and, yeah, he's become an instant millionaire. Whoa. Is a meteor worth a million dollars? So let me break it down for you. Essentially, the meteorite is made up of chondite.

I don't know. I don't work for NASA, but it's made up of something, which is very, very rare on planet Earth. It's a precious metal. It doesn't exist on planet Earth. And that's what makes it so precious, right? And so people want it. Typically, samples sell at around $645 pounds per gram.

So it's like $1,200 per gram. Yeah. So essentially, the meteorite that landed in his backyard was 2.1 kilos. Which means he got how much money? So apparently, he hasn't sold all of it yet. He's sold... His savings over a rainy day. He has sold a part of the rock for what he is saying.

He sold it for over a million pounds. So around $2 million. See, this story sucks. Because when you framed it up at the start, I was like, cool, Bree's going to tell me how to get a million dollars. I know, sorry about that. And the answer is fricking meteorite. Yeah, I mean, you never know.

My chances of winning Lotto are greater than having a meteorite crash in my backyard. Yeah, it does say that in the story. I do love hearing about celebrities who leave people big tips. Yeah, I like hearing about celebrities who leave bad tips. Yeah, too.

Yeah, it's both, both ways. I like both. But there's a story that's come out about, it's both. Both ways. I like both. But there's a story that's come out about, let's see if you know who this is, Donnie Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg's brother? Yeah. He's the co-founder of the band The New Kids on the Block. Oh, right.

So he was a part of that. He was one of the NKOTBs. Yeah. Yeah, he was. Anyway, a story's come out about him leaving a massive tip for a waitress that works at the Marshland Restaurant in Massachusetts. Anyway, she's posted about it on Instagram

because she was like, hey, just want to say a special thank you to our friend Donnie Wahlberg. Do you want to know how much it was? Yeah, I do want to know. You're saying it's a big tip. Well, yeah. Because you've got to remember too, Donnie would have been a superstar in the 90s. New Kids on the Block were famous before Mark Wahlberg was famous.

Yeah. And then Mark surpassed him because he wasn't in there. So hopefully he's got some money left over. I think he would. Yeah, okay. He's a part of the 2020 tip challenge and he has tipped her $2,765.

Whoa! It was on a $48 bill so that is a massive tip on that bill. He's flexing. Yeah. He's flexing. Was he out with his wife? Yeah, so he was out with his wife and this is the thing, right? You know he's with Jenny McCarthy?

Is he? I think. Jenny McCarthy. The comedian. Oh. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're together. Anyway, they started the 2020 Tip Challenge, and essentially the story has come out further where apparently he goes to that cafe quite a lot,

and he always asks for the same waitress and he orders the same thing. Yes. And this time, and apparently he usually is a big tipper, but this was like extra big. What's the challenge? Is it leave a big tip

and then like Instagram yourself leaving the tip or is it leave a big tip and hope whoever you left the tip for posts about it so it goes viral? I don't know exactly, but I think it's all about encouraging, I think, celebrities, who obviously are well off, to pay their bit. In a year where hospo people are suffering around the world. Exactly right.

Do you want to hear some of the other celebrities who have taken part? Go on. So Harry Styles has been a part of it. James Corden and also Adele have been a part of the Big Tip Challenge. All people you would expect to do it. Yeah. I totally agree. The jury is out on whether Ellen DeGeneres left a tip

or just a scathing note. We'll get back to you on that. What did we do to that girl who did Ellen DeGeneres? Yeah. Ugh. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.

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