ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 21st 2018

Episode Date: November 21, 2018

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ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Woo! Woo! Brie and Clint! Kia ora everybody! Afternoon mate!

I think that's as high as my voice goes these days. Woo! Now let's see how high you can go. Well, it starts to hurt. You can't go any higher? I used to be able to, I used to be in any higher. I used to be able to. I used to be in a choir. I used to be able to do that.

Well, thank God you finally hit puberty. Right? That's what I keep saying. Good for you, mate. Every single day. Hey, great show coming up for you today. We're going to get to the bottom of some myths, including something that we found out today.

Again, we've been lied to as New Zealanders and you've been lied to as Australians. I feel like they're lying to both countries. I don't know who's doing it. Is it the company that's making these products? We don't know what's going on. Remember when we found out that Aussie kids were Weet-Bix kids as well as Kiwi kids were Weet-Bix kids? It's exactly the same as that.

We've both been lied to again. Next, though, I've had a message. I feel like someone tweeted me overnight and I feel like I am getting a reputation for something that I don't want a reputation for. They refer to themselves as having a Clint moment. Oh no.

And I'm not into it. Like I don't want that to be part of my, part of who I am. Do you understand what I'm saying? No, I get what you're saying. I don't want to get tarred with that brush, okay? It's like when someone comes up to me and they're like, look, I've got my pants undone. I'm having a Brie moment.

Oh no, that's very you. True, that one's actually fair. You did a life hack about how to have your pants open and then not fall down. It's a good thing. Yeah, no, that's fair. That's very you. I'll own that.

This is different to that and I'm going to tell you what it is next. Clear the air, if you will. Needs to be. After Demi. That's very you. I'll own that. This is different to that, and I'm going to tell you what it is next. Clear the air, if you will. Needs to be. After Demi. You're gassy. No. I need to use the radio to clear the air for a minute,

to get something off my chest and say, I don't want to be that guy in New Zealand. If you're thinking about me, Clint Roberts, as that person, I'm not that person, okay? What have you been doing? I received a tweet overnight. In fact, I didn't even receive the tweet. Someone did a tweet and I happened to be tagged in it. So I saw it like it was about me. It wasn't even to me. So are you sure it's about you? I know it's about me. Oh, okay. So you've actually done this thing. Do you remember a couple of weeks ago, I told you the story of what happened to me when I went to the osteopath?

Yeah, you farted. Yeah. He brings my knees up to my chest and he puts a bit of pressure on my knees. That in turn puts a bit of pressure on my stomach. He goes, three, two, one. And I just went. One-off thing.

One-off freak occurrence that I wanted to tell you about because it was a weird thing to me. Doesn't happen to me. Let's be real. On this show. You're the father. Just say it. You're the father.

Because we found out you've never even done that in front of your wife Lucy. Not intentionally. But you've done it what? How many times? Twice. Twice accidentally. Much like the osteopath just happened to slip out at a moment of weakness. You're nearly on the same level

with your wife Lucy as your osteopath. I'm on that level with everybody. Your relationships are the same level. I don't mean to sound prudish but I've only done it once in front of you and that was an accident too. When we were sleeping in that haunted prison

and I got a fright when I thought there was a ghost there. And it reeked. So I feel that if I'm going to get a rip for that, it's unfair because you're the father on the show.

A rip or a rip? This is, excuse me, this is the tweet I get last night from Caitlin. And again, it wasn't to me. I just got tagged in it.

So this is just a random person. Lol. I almost had a Keora Clint. That's my Twitter handle. Lol. I almost had a Clint Roberts fart moment at the physio today. But to be fair, being pregnant makes you gassy as hell. So at least I would have had an excuse unlike him.

Can I just say, can I just say that farting on your medical practitioner in no way, shape or form should be known as a Clint moment. What's your, what's your, what was your excuse? What was my excuse? Yeah, you could. I had an accident. And you could be pregnant.

No. I just. Just go with No. I just... Just go with it. I don't want that to be my thing, all right? I mean, I've been too late. He's the fart guy. Too late. It's going to stop.

Bree and Clint on ZM. It's time to ruin some more childhoods. We've done this before. We don't enjoy doing it, but unfortunately, sometimes it's necessary. Can I just say, I feel like you and I are uncovering a conspiracy that Kiwis

and Aussies, we've both been lied to about multiple things where we've been told that they're Aussie or that they're Kiwi. Turns out they were telling the both of us. We blew this wide open earlier in the year when we realised that not only are Kiwi kids

Weet-Bix kids, but Auss Kiwi kids Weet-Bix kids, but Aussie kids are Weet-Bix kids as well. Aussie kids are Weet-Bix kids. We couldn't settle the debate. We've been lied to. They told us both. Today, a brand new conspiracy to debunk. We had a delivery of Jaffas today.

And I said, oh, what a great Aussie candy to which I said excuse me and you said no excuse me excuse me it's a kiwi kiwi candy Jeffers are a kiwi candy the whole palaver at the moment has been the closing the Cadbury factory in Dunedin where they make Jeffaffas and so we weren't going to be able to have our Kiwi lolly Jaffas anymore. And I said no, Jaffas are made by Allens and they're Aussie things. And I said what are you

talking about? We roll them down Baldwin Street every year, the steepest street in New Zealand. Jaffas are a Kiwi institution. It's caused a fight. It's caused a riff. They've named a whole city of people after Jeffers in New Zealand. Auckland. Just another Aucklander.

I feel like this isn't a fight between you and I. No. I feel like this is a fight that started from us both being lied to. The Jeffers themselves, which were made by Cambria New Zealand, with them gone, it's just been announced that Kiwi company RJs are making Jaffas.

Those are the ones we got sent. Well, let's call them and see if they can put an end to this argument. Surely they'll know. I'm calling their head office. It's in Levin. Now, last time I checked, that was in New Zealand. Mm-hmm. Do you want to talk to them?

I'm a little bit wound up. You sounded. I'll talk to them. No, you can talk to them. You talk to them. Tracy speaking. Hi, Tracy. It's Clint here.

Hi. Hi. Hey, just wanted to say, you're at the RJ's company, right? Yep. Can I just say, fantastic licorice logs. Love the red ones with the chocolate in the centre. So you like the raspberry with the milk chocolate? One of my absolute favourite treats, as are Jaffas, which you guys now make.

We do. Hi, Tracey. I'm an Aussie, and we're having the argument, Tracey, I think Jaffas are Aussie, and my friend Clint here thinks they're Kiwi. Are Jaffas Kiwi or Aussie? Kiwi. No, Tracey! What are you doing?

But hey, hey, Aussies love them. Oh, Tracey! I'm just reading from the back of the Jaffas bag here. And it's great that you guys have brought them back. It really is. You've saved them from the brink of extinction in New Zealand. But they're being made in Australia. It says, Jaffa's chocolate, a Kiwi icon.

And then if you go down a bit, it says, made in Australia, Tracy. What are you doing to us? That's like saying Quade Cooper should play for the All Blacks just because he's got New Zealand parents. Hey, look, it's because we just don't have the capabilities at the moment. But what we wanted to be able to do is to save such a great icon. So for us to be able to do that, we just... And do you mean a great Kiwi icon?

A great Aussie icon. No, look, it's a great Kiwi icon. But because we like to share, we obviously know that it is going to become an Aussie icon as well. We just feel like we've both been lied to. We're getting into the pavalova debate here and we're getting into the split ends and the crowded

house debate. And the Russell Crowe debate. I mean, Russell Crowe, you guys can have him. No, you guys can have him. No, we would love to give Russell Crowe to you guys. Keep him, keep Quade. That's fine. Bree and Clint on ZM.

Speaking of Ariana Grande, this is kind of fitting. I want to talk about her latest single that she's released, Thank U, Next. How much of a monster is this song? It's breaking records worldwide. Yeah. 100 million streams in under 11 days on Spotify. They're calling it the breakup song of a generation.

They're saying it's the biggest song she's ever done. Yeah. Or possibly will be. Ever since, remember Amon, that song? I don't want you back. F you right back. That was the best breakup song. That was good.

It is an absolute banger. I'm obsessed with it. You were saying, and I agree with you on this. It's so potent because it's really honest. Yeah. The reason I think it's so hard hitting with people is because it's so honest and she's so open about her relationships in this song. And she doesn't hold back.

She names the people. It's not like any of it is a metaphor. She says exactly what her ex's name is and what she's thankful about for them. Yeah, which is really interesting. And it's kind of a nice spin because it's not like a hateful song. No. It's just kind of saying thank you for teaching me this

or, you know, thank you for that. I thought it'd be fun this afternoon if we could kind of spin it in a different way where we could say thank you to our exes for certain things. Do they have to be positive things? Because what I'm picking up, what I'm picking up, Brie, is a mild amount of passive aggressive energy. I mean.

Where you're using the radio to say thank you for something that maybe you're not actually that grateful for. Well, let's not go too negative. But it can kind of be maybe a funny slash. Sure. Passive aggressive maybe. Do you want to give us an example? So I'll give you an example.

And is this a real example? Yeah, these will be real examples. Okay. From all exes I've dated in the past. Sure. I'm not going to tell you which ones. Yeah. But this is from exes that I've had.

Okay. In the past. So this is what we're looking for. To my ex for always making me eat at places that I didn't want to eat to. I just want to say. To my ex. For always going number twos in the en suite just before I had to shower.

Just wanted to say. Picking up on what you're putting down. You see the vibe? I can give this a go. Go on. Going back a wee while. Yeah. Oh, this is good.

To my ex who bought me a cat for my birthday when I was 20 and I lived in an apartment with two flatmates who didn't want a cat and the cat did a S-H-I-T on one of their beds. I just wanted to say... Like, I love cats. I just wasn't in the life position at that time to take care of one. When you're living in a communal flat. You know?

No. You know? Not the best. 0800 dial ZM. This is going to work. What do you want wanna say Thank you next To one of your exes for Come on

Do it on the radio Get involved You don't have to use their name We're not using names But you can If you want to Ariana did She was getting it

0800 dial ZM Here's your opportunity The big breakup song Where she thanks all of her exes For something specific It's kind of nice It is kind of nice It has the potential

To be quite passive aggressive But all the things she says in there Are quite positive Yeah quite positive Yeah they're all like the lessons That each of them have taught her right? Yeah exactly right We're doing the other way

And just saying thank you next For little things your ex used to do that you didn't really appreciate. I felt like you were on a roll before. Did you have more you wanted to say about your ex? I had one more. Yeah. I just wanted to say thank you to my ex for forgetting my birthday two years in a row.

So... Thank you next. Thank you next. There's a good one on the text machine. It says, Not an ex, but found out my friend's first burger option at McDonald's is a McFillet-O-Fish. Oh.

And the reason I say, oh, is because I love a fillet-o-fish. Don't you? Is there a reason to break up with someone? Let's check out the phones 0800 dial ZDM Clara hi what do you want to say

thank you next to your ex for okay to my ex thanks for teaching me that I could never be friends with any of my exes

I just wanted to say thank you next thank you next you nailed that. You absolutely mastered it. And do you feel good? Do you feel better? Yep, definitely.

A whole lot better, thanks. Let's go to the producers, shall we? Have you guys got anybody you'd like to say thank you next? Any of your exes? Yeah, I mean, I'll do one. Producer Ben from Christchurch? Okay, let's not do that. To my ex, thank you for bringing around smelly candles

and lighting my curtains on fire. I just want to say... I love how he calls them smelly candles too. Well, what do you call them? Well, scented candles. Yeah, that'll work. But I can hear in your voice, because I know you as well, you're the blokiest bloke I know,

you're probably more upset about the smelly candles than you are the burnt curtains. My favourite thing about Producer Ben was the other day we went to a buffet and he pointed at something and goes, is that capsicum? It was cucumber. All right, one more.

Let's go to Sam. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey. What do you want to say thank you next to your ex for? To my ex, thank you for always using my fake tan and never replacing it. I just want to say... Thank you next.

Thank you next. Sam, was that a male ex? It's a male ex, yeah. It's defined as muscles, apparently. A man with fake tan. Were you dating producer Bin? Remember because we put five coats of tan on your face for the races. Hey, mate, you got lots of compliments for that.

Yeah, I did, actually. Yeah, you did. He was loving it. Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. This is where we take your birthdays, we put it through the system,

and we play the songs that were number one on your 16th birthdays. Know my, hide my, Riley. Hi, Riley. Hey. What's your birthday? 1st of February, 1995. Riley, Riley, Riley, Riley. Yeah?

We've got the same birthday. I know. I mean, a few years apart, but that's cool. Let's find out what your birthday banger is. 10 years apart? No, not 10 years apart. 8. 15.

You were 16, Riley, in 2011 on the 1st of Feb, and this is your birthday banger. Here it is. We are who we are. We're dancing like we're dumb, dumb, duck, duck, duck, dumb. birthday banger. Here it is. You get Bree's self-appointed doppelganger. That is not true.

And by that, I mean the person who she tells everyone she looks like. You get Kesha. I love Kesha. Me too, Riley. We know.

Me too. All right. I got told that I look like her. Do you want to hear it, Riley? Do you want to hear that song? Oh, I'd absolutely love to hear it. I agree.

Okay, good luck. Wait there. Next up is Mark. Hey, Mark. Hi, Mark. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday?

23rd of August, 1983. Okay, Mark, you were 16 in 1999 on the 23rd of August. And on that day, this was top of the chart. If you want to be with me, day, this was top of the chart. Vintage Xtina. Christina Aguilera. Yeah. You like it? Sort of feeling it.

You like it? Not Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone, but... Similar. Mark, did you... Similar, both Danger Zones in their own way. You were born in 99. Similar Mark, did you Similar Both danger zones In their own way You were born in 99 Did you honestly think

You were going to get A Kenny Loggins danger zone No, I'm not sure But I mean, hell of a song But good luck Let's go to the last one Eilish, hello

Hi Hi Is it Eilish? Yeah, yeah, it is me Eilish, what's your birthday? 10th of June, 996 Okay, Eilish You were 16 yeah, it is me. Eilish, what's your birthday? 10th of June, 1996. Okay, Eilish, you were 16 in 2012 on the 10th of January, and on that day, this was number one.

Flo Rida, good feeling? No. Oh, no? No. You also wanted Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone. There will be so much better. What would you pick out of those three, Eilish? No? No. You also wanted Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone. That would be so much better. What would you pick out of those three, Eilish?

Oh, between the first two, definitely. I'd have to go Genie in a Bottle. You'd go Genie in a Bottle? Okay. You never hear that nowadays. We'll take that into account. I know how much you love Kesha, so I don't want to override it with Christina. I'm obsessed with Christina Aguilera as well. But I want to hear Kesha because I feel like

Genie in a Bottle gets played more on Friday Jam. This is an alternate Kesha song, right? You know what I mean? People normally just go to TikTok. Yes. Let's just check in with Riley. Riley, how much do you want to hear your birthday banger? Kesha! Kesha! Kesha! Kesha!

Oh, you get it, Riley. Here you go. This is your birthday banger. Enjoy it. Thank you. Bree and Clint, ZM. And Dangerous. Bree and Clint, that is a birthday banger right there.

We made the right choice, you know? As soon as that chorus hit, I was like, we made the right choice of birthday banger today. That is some great dance. Oh, don't start me on the Kesha back catalogue. This was a mood this time of life, wasn't it? Back door cracked, we don't have a key. We get in for free.

Okay, I'd better stop now, shouldn't I? So just checking, you say you look like her and you sound like her, or...? No. Got into a very heated argument with a few of my mates the other night when we went out to eat at a fast food restaurant. We're all sitting there enjoying our food. Yes, we're that sad that we eat inside a fast food restaurant. It's not sad. I mean, if you're sober, it's a bit sad.

We were sober. Like if you're all walking home together, that's some of the best times ever. That's different. We've all eaten our meals, enjoyed ourselves. How was the ambience inside the fast food restaurant? Oh, it was delightful. It was great. And I started packing up all my rubbish to take over to the bin.

And then I've kind of turned around and my other mates have gotten up and just left all their stuff all over the table. And I said to one of my mates, I was like, pick up your stuff. She looked at me and said, nah, that's not my job here. Technically, they're right. But morally, are they right? Let me just, before I give you my stance, let me just pick your I give you my stance,

let me just pick your brain of where you're at. So you've bust your tray, taken it over to the bin, tipped the stuff from the tray into the bin or put the tray on top of the bin with stuff still on it? Tipped my stuff into the bin, including like that paper sheet. You made sure the liner came off it? Yes. Re-stacked your tray? Put my tray on top.

Have you left any mess on the table? If there was like maybe some sauce or whatever. Yeah, you can't deal with that. I can't really deal with that. But their mess was on the table. You tidied up your area. Tidied up my area. I'm glad to hear it because I'm the same sort of person as you.

You're in the same boat? Mm-hmm. You need to clean up your stuff. I had a very small window in my life where I didn't because the group of friends that I was with convinced me that I shouldn't do it because that's someone else's job and if I did it they wouldn't have a job anymore. Which I later figured out

was just an excuse for laziness. Like where else in life is it okay to leave your crap everywhere? Some people believe that it is. Some people are strong in the stance that you don't have to do anything with it. I think it sets a really bad example for kids that why in that instance could they just leave it,

all their stuff everywhere, but at home or anywhere else in life. Don't have to take your dishes out. Yeah. I love that we're worrying about these kids that we don't have. I'm just saying. I've got to set a good example for somebody. Mate, they're the future. We did have one vocal opponent when we were talking about this today.

Producer Ben, good afternoon. Hello, Producer Ben. Hey, guys. Now, you have a contrary opinion, don't you? I think that if you're at a food court, you don't have to clean up because there are people wandering around. It's their job to clean up. Is it their job, though, to clean up your mess?

Producer Ellie, what do you think? Can I come in here and say, they are there to clean up, but I think they're to wipe tables down, things you can't do. But in terms of rubbish, I think you should probably put it in the bin. Yep. You probably should, but... Why do you differentiate between a food court and a McDonald's or a Burger King restaurant, by the way?

I don't know. I've just, at a food court, like on a tray, I'll pack it all nicely on my tray and then be like, there it is. Because you're courteous and you're rubbish. It's like neat, neat rubbish. There it is for them to grab. Technically, a food court, multiple fast food restaurants. That's all it is.

Just a communal seating area. True. It's okay it is. Just a communal seating area. True. It's okay. It's okay. I know you feel backed into a corner here because it's three against one. It is. So we are going to open this up

and I don't think you'll be the only person. No, not at all. We want both sides and I want to hear what people think because I was shocked because I thought everyone was the same as me, but we're not all the same in life and that's how it is.

Maybe you work in a BK or something as well. Yeah. Is there a rule? And what's your feeling? As someone who works there, what would you prefer? Do you want us to leave it? Does it make sure that you have a job? Does it mean that you get more hours?

We literally have not even asked people to call. The phones are full. Let's see if you can get through. We'd love to hear from you. You can text us if you can't too, 9696. Let's settle this debate. Let's see if you can get through. We'd love to hear from you. You can text us if you can't too. 9696. Let's settle this debate. What's the question?

What's the question is, should you clean up after yourself at a fast food restaurant or a food court? We're asking the question this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM. Should you clean up after yourself at a fast food restaurant or a food court? Or do you just leave it there? Is it someone else's job? Do you leave it on the table. Or do you just leave it there? Is it someone else's job? Do you leave it on the table? Are you allowed to leave it there?

Is it like your right? Because you just paid $7.50 for a small combo. Is that included in the cost? Yeah, is that part of the combo deal? The text machine is so split. 50, oh, probably not 50-50, but there's definitely people on both sides. Yeah, okay.

There's a few people saying that you shouldn't clean up because the companies pay a charge to the mall so that they provide cleaners to clean. Yeah, but everybody likes a hand with their job. Yeah. Like everybody likes, you could be doing anything and if someone goes, oh, do you want a hand with that? I mean, unless you're doing heart surgery

and someone walks past and goes, oh, do you want a hand with that? Everybody loves someone chipping in, right? Yeah, it's like going to someone's house and doing something in the toilet and not flushing. Let's go straight. You've done, you know, just do the rest of it. Essentially, I mean, a little less smelly, but essentially you're right. Let's go to the phones.

Anton, how are you? Not too bad, how are you? Good, thanks, Anton. What do you think? I think it's a little bit like public transport. Oh, and just in general, they wouldn't put rubbish bins there. They didn't want you to obviously put your rubbish in it. And, yeah, like trains and buses and stuff, they don't put them on the bus.

They put them at the platform when you get off because they obviously don't want you to leave your rubbish there. Yeah, they provide a bin so you can use it. Yeah. Okay. I get what you're saying. Good idea. Hi, Michelle.

Hi. So I think that in a fast food restaurant, so like Macca's or whatever, then yeah, you should take your own tray and empty in the rubbish because it's there and that's what I was always taught growing up as well is that it's polite and it's courteous. Yeah.

But in a food court, I have gotten into the habit now of leaving my tray on the table. So the food court near where I live and where I go often, they obviously have cleaners hired to come around and pick up. But also the rubbish bins actually aren't, they're behind the cleaning station now. They're not available on the floor of the food court. So even if you take your tray, you are having to go and

hand it to one of these cleaners. I guess maybe, and because I didn't think there was a differentiation between the two, but I guess maybe when you go to a food court, they quite often give you real plates. And when you've got so many restaurants, they have to then divide them and make sure the right plates go back

to the right. And they want to make sure that we don't go and tip our plates and knives and forks into the bin, I guess. Well, that's true. But I also think if you're in a food court, if you take your rubbish to the bin, it then allows someone else to sit at that table. Yeah. Because what if a cleaner doesn't come around for the next 15 minutes?

Totally. Okay. Hey, Fiona, how are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Good, thank you. What do you think? Cleaning up after yourself at a food court or fast food restaurant?

I definitely say yes. You know, as a New Zealander we like to pride ourselves on being tidy and I do think that is a part of the image as well, but that's just me. Yeah, a lot of people are saying definitely 100% but, I mean... There's a real interesting text that we got in about someone who

it changed their opinion of someone on a date, right? Yeah, so someone texted in and they said I once went to the movies with a boy on a date and we got popcorn and drinks. He left his in the seat when we left and didn't take them to the bin. Fair to say that was the last date we went on.

Movies. See. Take your rubbish to the bin. It's another one where you don't have to. Like if you didn't, they're not going to punish you. They're not going to the bin. It's another one where you don't have to. Like, if you didn't, they're not going to punish you. They're not going to fine you. But I just assumed you'd always take it out.

I always do. Always. Do you want to hear from someone who actually worked in a fast food place? Would love to. This is Ariana. Hi.

Hi. Hey. Are you allowed to say where you work? I guess I could. I work at Burger Fuel. Burger Fuel. That's where we were the other night.

Cool. Love Burger Fuel. And what do you think? I think that customers should definitely clean up after themselves or at least make an effort to put all their rubbish on their trays and make it like a nice, easy job for us. Because, like, I get it, we get paid to do it, but we don't get paid to clean up your baby food

or your rubbish from other places, and we don't have to clean up, like, the mess that they leave. I'm like, how do they live at their house? Yeah. It's amazing. Yeah, so you're saying you'd compromise if they make it nice and tidy so you guys can get rid of it. Oh, definitely.

Like, if I can physically see someone going out of their way to pick up a tray and clean it, I'll go out of my way and take it off them and thank them for their help and I'll say, I've got it from here because, you know, they're very courteous and that's something that they've done for me and I show my appreciation like that. That's wonderful. That makes us want to give

great customer service back and stuff. What about that myth that if we do it, you guys are all going to run out of work? Is there any truth to that? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Like, for example, like I've worked at multiple fast foods. I've been at McDonald's.

I've been at Domino's. I've been everywhere. Yeah. And it's all the same no matter where it is. You've got someone that is hired to clean the tables, but they've also got to clean the bathrooms and they've got to clean outside and they've got to clean car parks and stuff.

They're not always there at the tables. And as you said, if it's busy and you want to sit down and everyone's left their trays everywhere. Gotcha. Arianna, before you go, what's your message to enemy of the people, producer Ben, who thinks it's his right just to leave his plate wherever he wants?

Well, I just think that if he invited me over to your house, mate, that I would just leave a hell of a mess for you and you can clean it all up by yourself. There you go, Ben. Ariana's on her way over tonight. You need to get a new excuse for your mum, too, because you keep telling her the same thing. Mum, you'd be out of a job if I didn't mess up the house. I'm also going to need a new address as well.

I saw this story that really concerned me today. And it was an Aussie story, but it was talking about how people have forgotten that it's a law in Australia that you can't eat and drive. Wait, you're not allowed to eat and drive in Australia? Apparently not. So, like, you can't go through the drive-thru of a McDonald's, get a hamburger, and eat that whilst driving.

Then why do they have a drive-thru? It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense. I can understand not eating a hot roast dinner with a knife and fork. Or a bowl of cereal. Yeah, or a bowl of cereal. Too milky. But some foods are made for driving.

Some foods are just like a burrito. No, I was thinking more like a packet of chips. Oh, yeah, me too. A burrito? No, a burrito's a bit, yeah, okay. But do you know what I mean? It's all packaged up. Is that the rules in New Zealand too?

Which I didn't know. Because that's one of the best parts about going on a road trip is the food. Exactly. Pulling into the servo, getting a whole lot of real crap food. How you get the hot chips and you put them in the cup holder. That's why BK made their chips fit the cup holder. Exactly.

Does that mean you can't drink a coffee whilst driving? Now I don't know. See, and apparently the fine's quite hefty. This law you're talking about is an Australian law, right? Yes. What's the fine? It's over 300 bucks. Yeah, it's kind of like texting while driving, they're saying,

which I kind of get it. No, it's not like texting and driving. Because texting and driving requires your eyes. I'll just feel around on the passenger seat until I find the cheeseburger and I know where my mouth is. Exactly. I don't need to look. My hand to mouth coordination's very good. It's spot on. Shouldn't have said that.

I want to get to the bottom of it. Nothing has ever missed Bree's Okay. Alright. She's never accidentally stuck it in her eye. Okay. Alright. I've got a number here for someone who can help us. This is for the police. I just want to make it clear I'm not calling 111, okay?

No, we're calling, like, the head office, right? We're calling the office at the Auckland Central Police Station, okay? Because I don't want to waste police time, but at the same time, if we're doing a public service, then this is quite important. It's actually good to know. Hello, New Zealand Police. You're speaking with Keeley.

How can I help? Hi, Keeley. My name's Bree. I was wondering if you could just answer a quick question for me. Yeah. Kendra, I was just wondering, I saw an article done from over in Australia and it was reminding drivers that eating whilst driving is illegal over there

and I was just wondering if that's the same is illegal over there. And I was just wondering if that's the same case here in NZ. I don't believe it is. I can ask my supervisor quickly if you'd like. That would be amazing. Cool. There's just a sec. Cool.

Thank you. Sounds like no one knows. Hiya, Bree. Yeah. Hi. Hiya. So I've just talked to my supervisor and it's not illegal unless it kind of does make your driving unsafe. Right. So if you're distracted or anything like that, you wouldn't be drinking soup while you're driving.

Right. So like eating a whole roast dinner, probably not, but eating some hot chips, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if it does impact your driving, then you can be pulled over for it for unsafe driving. But other than that, it's not illegal here. Interesting. Sorry, my mate Clint's here too. Yeah, I'm here too.

Just a quick question. Bree's main grey area was around whether she's allowed to eat a burrito. What would you say? If you were the arresting officer, what's your feelings towards a burrito? I wouldn't have a clue. Is it going everywhere? I'm going to say a burrito, you may as well finito. You know what?

On that joke, we're going to let you go. She liked it. She didn't like it. Thank you so much for letting us know. That's really nice of you. Thank you. Look, it's come back around to that time of the week. We haven't like it. Thank you so much for letting us know. That's really nice of you. Thank you. Bree and Clint on Zit In. Look, it's come back around to that time of the week.

We haven't done it for a few weeks. We got Drax Project to do it last week where we do a hashtag girl problem. These are some of the issues that us ladies go through and trust me, I've had my fair share this week. After the weekend that you and I had, I wore heels all day on Saturday to the cup and show in Christchurch. I've seen your feet too. They look like chubby little sausages.

Mate. Where the skin's peeling off. I've got blisters on blisters and my feet are so swollen. I don't know if any other ladies have this problem when they wear heels, but my feet are swollen for days after. Do you know if the girls at Christchurch Cup and Show will have that problem? Because I saw most of them had their heels off by 12.30. See, I look at it as a challenge.

If anything, they might have dirty feet. Yeah, true. Well, I look at that as a challenge. You need to keep your heels on until at least 4 o'clock. 4 o'clock? 4 o'clock. That's the limit. What about a wedding?

When can they come off at a wedding? After the main. Oh, yeah? After the main. Leave That's the limit. What about a wedding? When can they come off at a wedding? Ooh. Ooh, after the main. Oh, yeah. After the main. Leave them under the table, hit the dance floor? Yeah, I think you're good after that. Cool, cool, cool, cool. But we get some of the guys around the office here to voice them, just so it makes it more relatable for everyone listening.

Here we go. Hashtag girl problems. Washing my hair and then having to pull a ton of it out of my butt crack. Hashtag girl problems. When I say Netflix and chill, I mean Netflix and chill. Stop trying to kiss me. Watch this 9-11 conspiracy theory doco or leave. Hashtag girl problem.

Who came up with the idea of painting our fingernails and our toenails? Like we didn't already have enough bloody maintenance? Hashtag girl problems. Yeah, a partner would be nice but i'm already in a relationship with alcohol and making bad decisions hashtag girl problems i'm so sick of faking orgasms yes we fake them hashtag girl problems i've gotten to the point clip Clint, where I'm so old I don't fake anything anymore. I'm too old. There's no point faking it when you're by yourself.

God damn it. What are you faking it for? Because I'm a good friend to you, I have given you a gift this week. And that gift was yoga pants. You said on the show probably like two months ago, you said this. We all know

the most important part of going to the gym is what you're wearing. Imagine how many yoga pants I could buy and then not do yoga in. But you know how comfortable yoga pants are to eat stuff in? I don't know actually because it's not socially acceptable for men to wear yoga pants. Do you want me to buy you a pair of yoga pants to eat stuff in? I don't know, actually, because it's not socially acceptable for men to wear yoga pants. Do you want me to buy you a pair of yoga pants?

Yes. 2018. Yes. Can I get the high-waisted ones too that come with my belly button? Black? Yes. Done. Fantastic.

I'll hook you up, mate. How are you feeling? Interestingly, today at work is Active Wear Wednesday. Yeah, they were doing like an active class out in the iHeart Lounge. Yeah, I don't seem particularly out of place today in these ones. You really fitted in today, didn't you? Yesterday, I took you to a buffet. And I'm going to make my complaint again.

I know I'm the guy who's complaining a bit. They don't do high-waisted ones for men. So you're wearing the Lululemon men's version of the yoga pants. Lululemon do men's ones. Yeah. But you're saying you want the high-waisted ones like the ladies. These are low-cut, yeah. Right.

So if you go to a buffet like you took me to, they're just going to squeeze you in so your muffin top goes over the edges. Right. See, whereas the ones I was wearing sucked it all in. Tight. That's my one complaint. Other than that I'm very comfortable.

How do you think you look? I have worn a modesty short for the week so it's like a very loose gym short just to cover the nether region just so the people who don't know what we're doing don't have to face that. So you're a little bit, you know, uncomfortable. Yeah.

Yeah, I agree with that. And I wanted to get you out of your comfort zone this afternoon, so I made you take off the modesty short, and then I made you do a few laps around the office, just where all mainly girls are sitting. There's a few blokes. And I made you do a few laps. You kind of stretched in one area for a bit.

After you did that. Yeah. Just so, you know, this might build your confidence. I know what you've done. It might break your confidence. You've gone and asked people what they thought of me in yoga pants, haven't you? And here's what they said. You've just experienced Clint in yoga pants.

What do you think? It's nice. It's different. It's unusual. There was a lot going on. Like, maybe not a lot, but like a lot at the same time. He's got great legs. Let the gals have a look at the legs.

He pulls them off better than I bloody would, that's for sure. Did any of you ladies see our mate Clinton Roberts in yoga pants? Small package. Yeah, I rate it. Yeah. Would you be into that if you saw it at a gym? Hard to say, but it didn't look too bad. His legs look better than mine, honestly.

Yes, I'm very jealous that I can't pull off that look as well as he can. Big fan, big c***. Yep, it was very shapely and someone might report me to HR if my boyfriend wore yoga pants, he'd be gone. What, you'd dump him? Yeah, it'd be so embarrassing. Mixed reviews, mixed reviews. Absolutely mixed reviews.

I think mostly positive. Mainly from the gentleman in the middle. I was going to say. Evidence too that one man's stick of salami is another man's chipolata. I gave that guy your number, so you're welcome. Thanks, mate. Tomorrow, one last challenge just to see if you want to keep the Male yoga pant in action In your wardrobe I look forward to it

Keeping that modesty short on though After that feedback, Jesus You've organised a hen's party before eh? Yeah I organised my sister's At the start of the year I'm doing my first one at the moment It's an absolute nightmare. Isn't it?

I've never been a groomsman before. I've never been part of anyone's wedding in that way. This is the first time. I'm very lucky to be one of the groomsmen for a good mate of mine. It's like trying to herd sheep. The wedding will be fantastic. I'm not worried about that. But you get put in charge of the hens or the stags.

And you're right. It is just like organising people who don't want to be fantastic. I'm not worried about that. But you get put in charge of the hens or the stags and you're right. It is just like organising people who don't want to be organised. Because then people don't want to commit too early. Then you have to fork out the money up front because then people pay you back and then some people forget. It's a nightmare. But if it's going to be any good, you've got to book all this stuff well in advance. Because all the guys ones are overnight too. You've got to book accommodation and it all goes to one person to do all that detail because they've kind of got to run the budget, you know?

Me and my sister's best friend, we shared the whole organisation of the hen's night. Do they make it easier or harder though? So much easier. Okay, because four of us are doing it. I'm not taking all the credit here. Four guys though. Too many cooks in the kitchen.

Yeah, the guys have been real good. But the final costs and stuff are kind of falling to me. What are you looking at doing? Okay. I'll tell you what we're doing. And then I'll tell you how much that's worked out to cost. So one night? Per person.

And you tell me if you think it's fair. All right. It's two nights because. Two nights? Yeah. Well, because we're going to Waiheke Island. Right. Which is, for those who don't know, it's like 40 minutes out of Auckland on the ferry.

You could do one night. You could do one night, but the accommodation over there, most of it requires you to book two nights minimum. Okay. So we might as well do two nights. We might as well go on the Friday in the evening, stay a night,

and then wake up in the morning, have a full day of activities, then stay there on the Saturday night, come back. Oh, this is a long stag. Yeah, and that's dangerous too. Mm-hmm. Anyway, so two nights of accommodation. Yep.

The house is nice. How many people staying in the house? 15. God, it must be an absolute mansion. That's the thing. There's only a few houses that can do that kind of thing. Jesus. Is it the bachelor's house?

No, no, it's not. No, it's not. So we haven't gone overboard with the house, but it had to have enough bedrooms to sleep everybody there. Did guys sleep in the same bed when these things happened? These guys are going to have to. Right. These guys, seriously, if you've got a problem with that.

Because for girls it's not a problem. Yeah. These guys, either that or sleep outside. At this stage, I don't care. I don't care where you sleep. If you know the person I'm talking about, please don't tell them what activities I'm about to describe because this is the stag do.

We're going to have barbecue breakfast. Then we're going to archery and clay bird shooting. Oh, yeah, cool. Then we're going to go swimming and clay bird shooting. Oh yeah, cool. Then we're going to go swimming at the beach because that's free. Don't have to pay anything for that. Then we're going to go up to the house. We're going to get all the beers. So all the beers for the thing are covered.

I'm going to make sure there's plenty of beer at the house for the whole weekend. Grab the chilli bins. Go down to the park. We're going to play cricket for a couple of hours. Awesome. Awesome, right? Free. And also free. Then we go back up to the house. We have dinner. There's more beers.

All the beer is put on for the whole weekend. So for the dinner, are you going to cook at the house? Sausage and bread. Great. Just because I'm, seriously. Mate, you just need to line your stomach. Line the stomach. It's not going to be a gourmet meal.

No one's expecting it, but also I'm trying to keep costs down. Yep. And then some light entertainment in the evening. What's the light entertainment? Dinner in a... Is it a clown? Dinner in a show. A magician?

Yes, a magician. Is it? Yeah, vanishing act. And then... Interesting. And then party in the night, go home. So that's the whole stag.

I've not gone overboard. In this budget, I've included... Seems pretty reasonable. Yeah, the activities, the beer, the food. So that's going to be like bacon and eggs for the barbecue, sausage and bread. Nothing fancy. Accommodation and a bit of gas money because someone's loaning us a vehicle on the island.

I've even managed to get the vehicle for free. Okay. Tell me if you think this is too much for a stag do. And if you got this in your Facebook Messenger and I think this is too much for a stag do and if you got this in your Facebook messenger and they said this is how much it's going to cost.

I'm getting ready. 260. So that's two nights where I'm going to have to sleep with one of my mates. Food, drinks. I think that's okay.

Is it okay? You've got to get your own ferry over there as well. But there's only $35. I'm not paying for everyone's ferry tickets. You can get yourself to the island. God, how much beer are you buying? No, that's not the biggest part of the budget. The entertainment.

No, the accommodation is. The accommodation. Do you have to get her over there on the ferry? The magician. Or is it a local magician? They're a lot cheaper on Waikiki Island. I'll give you that much. No.

The main cost is the house. The house is costing like two grand for two nights. So it's $100 and something each, $113 each. What's the name of this magician? I might want to book it for something. I haven't sent this out yet. I've got a kids party coming up. I haven't sent out the bill to everyone going to the stag. But I just want to, my gut feeling

is it's a bit high. Nah, I think it's fine. Is it? I think it's okay. If you got that, if you were going on a good mate stag do, or hens do as well. If it was one night I I'd be like, that's too steep. It's two nights and I don't have to organise anything. If I asked you for 260 bucks and everything, except for the ferry, everything for the weekend was covered, is that too much?

Is that too much to ask? You know what you could do? What? You could save money. Producer Ben does a great magic show. He's real good. He's not the kind of magician we're looking for, to be honest. Oh, $800 ZM, let me know.

He's got the moustache for it. Bree and Clint on ZM. If you got asked to pay $260 for a stag do or a hen's party, would you go, ooh? It includes a magician. Mm-hmm. It includes food and drink. Activities. Transport.

And two nights accommodation. Is that too much money? I think it's pretty good. It's just, if you got it, would it make you go, oh, I'll just bring my own food. I think the hen's night I organised was a lot more expensive. Was it? We stayed in like an apartment in the city. And then we organised a boat with lots of magicians.

You guys had, yeah, I saw your mum was a part of the magic show at one stage. And your Aunty Cheryl. Yeah, she had got us to pull something out of the hat. She was waving the wand. She was. Guardian Leviosa. Leviosa! How much was that one?

It was expensive. Okay. Okay, what is the, because this is the only thing I'm worried about. There's dinner and a show. I've never organised one of these before and I don't want to send it out and everyone go,

oh, what are you talking about? What is the text machine saying about a $260 stag day? People are saying bloody bargain. Really? Yep, they are saying bloody bargain. Really? Yep. They're saying totally reasonable.

A lot of people are saying they've spent a ton more than that. Okay. Ben, what do you reckon? Mate, you're bang on. You know, at the end of the day, if the mate's a good mate of yours, I assume, obviously, you're a groomsman. Yeah, he's a very good mate. You're only going to have the good mates going with you. Yes.

I'm assuming your age group is 30 plus. So, I mean, what's a couple of hundred bucks? You know what I mean? Yeah. I've organised stag do's before, been on them. I've spent $300 or $400 on them. And bravo on the magician. What a feature.

I mean, it's a real great, it's a great climax to the evening. Oh, isn't it? Yeah. Okay. And it is, it's all expenses paid, you know? Like it's a real great climax to the evening. Oh, isn't it? Yeah, okay. And it's all expenses paid, you know? Like it's... Yeah. Yeah. Mate, if you told me $250 for beer and food,

I mean, challenge accepted, you know, I don't think you're going to have any issues. What, you'd come and treat it like an all-you-can-eat? There'd be a buffet scenario going on, I'm sure, but, you know, if you're there for a good mate, a couple hundred bucks is fine, mate. You're bang on. Yeah.

Someone's just texted in and said they got an invite to their friend's hen's party and it was $680 for two nights of accommodation, but only one day's worth of food and drink. Is that too much, Ben? $680? Oh, we'd need to know the detail, mate. What events are going on?

How many magicians are there? You know, that's definitely up there, but mate, $200 or $300. I'm $35. I think that's pretty standard for a bag. Oh, good. I like that. It sounds authoritative, too. Sarah, hi. Hi. What do you reckon? I think it's absolutely fair.

I think it's a bit cheap. Should we maybe hike up the price? Get two magicians. You. Get two magicians. You could get two magicians. Get two magicians. What would you pay? Get the whole cast of Harry Potter.

Sarah, what would you pay? Well, I know that from my Hindu, we went on a cruise. Yeah. And we each paid like 600, I think. And that was not including like drinking or events. Most of the events. But I know that my husband spent over... My husband, it was his dag do and he spent over two.

Two grand. Two grand. Two grand. Jeez, they must have had a lot of magicians on that one. Far out. It was a convention actually. Remember the big, big, big story last week was that Bunnings Warehouse, that one far out. It was a convention, actually. Brie and Clint on ZM. Remember the big, big, big story last week was that Bunnings Warehouse

changing the rules around the Bunnings snag? Yes, the sausage sizzle. Yeah, you have to have the onions on the bottom of the sausage because it's a safety hazard? Yep. Ridiculous, right? Crazy.

People weren't happy. People were like, PC gone mad. It's gone up a level and there's an official protest that's been launched to the Bunnings sausage reorder. God, people have a lot of time on their hands. Yeah, but people know their rights. And people know when they've been cheated.

And people know when it's time to... You gotta fight for your right. Sausage. That was going to go smoother in my head. I probably would have said sizzle. Okay, cool. You've got to fight. Do it together.

For your right. Sizzle. There it is. There we go. That's it. There is a Facebook event timed for December 15 called Throw Your Onion on the Ground at Bunnings and Then Slip Over. Oh, God.

When? Where? December 15th. Unfortunately, it's in Australia. It's at Bunnings. What do you mean, unfortunately? Were you going to attend this, were you? I would.

I would. It's at Bunnings Chatswood in New South Wales. Yes, of course it is. And it's got, at the moment, 8,000 people attending the event. Yeah, but you know what these Facebook events are like? What? Are people actually going or they're just jumping on board a funny thing? Well, you say that, but let me read you a bit of the detail.

The description of the event says, We are protesting the disgrace of the reordering of the snags at Bunnings by throwing our onions on the ground and then slipping on them. People who have signed up to the event can't wait till December 15. They're making videos of themselves throwing onions on the ground and slipping over right now just to practice. That's how fired up they are about this. What, at Bunnings or at home? I think just that wherever they can get a snag with some onions on it.

They're not waiting for it so if you want to do this if you feel strongly about it now's the time to book a ticket to australia should we book a ticket if you want to go so bad do you want to go to aussie um to go to this protest um yeah that's what i thought uh well i just was keen to talk about it and say that you'd be keen to go i just i keen to talk about it. And say that you'd be keen to go. I mainly wanted to do it for this bit. You gotta fight

for your right to sizzle. Yeah, fair enough. Cool. We've done our part. We've made... Some people are booking tickets right now.

We've made an effort.