ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 21st 2019

Episode Date: November 21, 2019

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This button starts the podcast. Hi everybody! Oh no, it starts the podcast intro. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Ah, we gotta go, like, real quick, but I just wanted to do a real quick, and I know that we're not supposed to do shoutouts, because we're professionals, and that's, like, whatever. It's not part of the code. Yeah, it's part of the code.

People are like, oh, don't do shoutouts. Sounds lame. Really? I thought radio was built on shoutouts. Yeah, well, kind of. Maybe we should come up with a segment, Friday shoutouts. Friday shoutouts, yeah. That'd be all right.

Can I replace Friday, okay? Shots fired. Fuck you. I just wanted to give a real quick shoutout. I got a message from a guy called Jason on my Instagram. This was about two weeks ago. And he said, hey, Bree, I hope you see this. My partner, Laura, is atime listener and follower of your social posts

and podcasts of Brie and Clint. She listens to them every day at work and watches your videos every night. We're getting married next week and I've been trying to collect a couple of videos to play her at our wedding as a present of people she is inspired by and loves to follow. Anyway, I saw the message and was like, this is amazing. I love this idea. Like, of course, count me in. Anyway, I saw the message and was like, this is amazing. I love this idea. Like, of course count me in.

Anyway, I forgot. Are you forcing us to be a part of it now? Which is a big no-no and I get this message from Jason DiRulo. I keep needing him for wanting to say Jason DiRulo. Jason DiRulo has

ruined the name Jason for all Jasons. Anyway, I Derulo. Every time you say it, Jason Derulo has ruined the name Jason for all Jasons. He has. Anyway, I get this message from him last Friday. He says, Hey Bree, tomorrow is the big day

and I'm hoping to show a video at our reception. Anyway, I've seen it too late. I saw it the next day. It's today. I'll be married now. You missed the wedding. So I saw it on the Saturday.

Can I just say this as a friend? You suck. No. You haven't heard the end of the story. Okay. So I saw it on the Saturday and I said, Hi Jason, I'm so sorry. I've just say this as a friend? You suck. No. You haven't heard the end of the story. Okay. So I saw it on the Saturday and I said, hi, Jason. I'm so sorry.

I've just seen this. Am I too late? And he goes, are you available to FaceTime right now? And I was like, yes, I am. I'm at home. Let's FaceTime. I look like shit, but whatever. Anyway, so I FaceTimed him and he picks up the phone and he's like oh my god hey

thank you so much for doing this i'm gonna hand the phone over to one of her bridesmaids we're in a hotel at the moment she's gonna take you down to her hotel room yeah anyway so i'm on the phone with her bridesmaid it was very kind of awkward and i'm like oh like what's happening anyway she takes me down to the room and hands me over to the bride-to-be, which her name was Laura. And I said, hi, Laura, how are you? She goes, oh, my God, no fucking way. And it was one of the most amazing things of my life

because I couldn't imagine someone wanted me to be a part of such a big day of theirs. Yeah, that's nice. And she just wanted to say thank you so much for our podcast because she listens. They're in Bendigo in Australia, and she listens to our podcast every day at her work. So she wanted to say thank you to everyone obviously here. She says say hello to you, Clint.

And, yeah, she listens to our podcast every day, but I wanted to say congratulations. They're married now. Hopefully they went through with it. To Jason and Laura. Well, you never know after that sexual FaceTime you did with her. Well, I know, I know. You never know.

But I just wanted to give a shout out to those guys. What an amazing, you know, thing to be a part of. And congratulations. You're married. Who knows how long it will last. But, you know, enjoy it while it lasts. I'm just kidding I'm joking

That was fairly major Because as Bree stated At the start of this Shout outs are not permitted That was a major shout out Wasn't it Bree sacrificed her job For this

Yeah So you guys better stay married So thanks a lot Laura And Jason Thanks a lot Anyone else got a Four minute shout out They want to do

Hey Ben Hey Ben Hey Ben You're treading a fine line there mate I'm sorry You're skating on thin ice It's just a laugh We're having fun But say your piece

Let it out Brie Let it out So we can start the podcast Don't tell another boring story About your fucking mustache again Do ya I'll push the podcast button Okay bye There we go

Is this thing on Are we on Yes Is this thing working Guess what Guess what What Apparently

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has claimed that today is going to be Friday. Oh, officially? Officially Friday. Yep. Instead of being Thursday as we all know it, today is officially going to be a Friday. I'm glad we've got a Prime Minister who will make those calls. She's good, eh?

Did you see, this might upset you a bit, when the Tongan Rugby League team beat the Australian Rugby League team. Why do we have to talk about this stuff? Because it happened two weeks ago. Okay. When Tonga, Mate Ma'a Tonga, beat the Kangaroos,

the Tongan government have declared a national holiday. Yeah, no, see, I appreciate that. The whole country got the day off. I do appreciate that. And I've been a big advocate for, you know, Australia making the day after State of Origin a holiday. Yeah, that's a good idea too.

For a long time because it's not a Wednesday. And it's like, why? Can we get a day off coming third at the Rugby World Cup? I think it's good enough. Can we get a third of a day off for coming third at the Rugby World Cup? I think it's good enough. Can we get a third of a day off for coming third at the Rugby World Cup? I think that's decent. Come in at 11.30 after the Rugby World Cup when we're in third. Nah, nah, nah. You don't come in 11.30.

You go home at 3.30. Surely. Okay, yep. Surely. But what if you want to celebrate? Celebrate coming third? Yeah. I definitely wanted to celebrate that.

Yeah. It's definitely something I was going to celebrate. Me too. Today on the show, Mitch James is going to join us live in studio. He definitely wanted to celebrate that. Yeah. Me too. Today on the show Mitch James is going to join us live in studio. He's got new music up. We're about to play it

actually. You can hear it but he's going to come in for a bit of a catch up with us as well. When are we playing that? How many songs away is that? Zero.

Is it the first song we're playing? It's the first song, yes. As soon as you say your thing then I'll play the thing. I honestly, I'm willing to put my name behind

saying that Mitch James is the Kiwi version of Ed Sheeran. then I'll play the thing. I honestly, I'm willing to put my name behind saying that Mitch James is the Kiwi version of Ed Sheeran. It's our Kiwi version to Ed Sheeran. You know what? I don't think you'd be the first person to say that. No, I think I'm the first. I believe no one else has had that force. I think you're the first guy to go, white guy, guitar, good songwriter.

I am the first. Can write a hell of a pop song. He's bloody Ed Sheeran. Yep. No, I believe that's Ed Sheeran. Had his heart broken, wrote a song about it. Yep, Ed Sheeran. Yeah, yeah songwriter. And the first to write a hell of a pop song. He's bloody Ed Sheeran. Yep. No, I believe that's Ed Sheeran. Had his heart broken, wrote a song about it. Yeah, yeah. Ed Sheeran.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we're going to play that. We're going to play it. Right now. But before that, I'll just give you, it's called a radio tease. That's what we call it in the biz. Yeah, hook us a radio tease.

You know a tease? You're a normal tease. Tease me. Well, they give you a little bit. Stop teasing me about the tease and tease me. Well, they give you a little bit. Stop teasing me about the tease and tease me. I'm going to tell you about the most futuristic drive-through that has been opened in Australia and it could be on the way to New Zealand very soon. Okay, that's a great tease. Now I'm not going to tease you. I'm going to play you the new Mitch James song. Perfect. This is called Sunday

Morning. Bree and Clint, ZDM. ZDM's Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Guys, I don't know if you realise this, but we're living in the future. I know. No, we really are. We're living beyond the future. We're years past that date and back to the future. I know.

No, but we don't have hoverboards. We don't have those self-lacing Nike shoes. Yeah, but you've got a piece of glass in your pocket Where you can access every single piece of information Ever known in human history Yes And you use it to make TikTok videos

I love that it makes me seem so much smarter than I am This phone, which is good But no, this is exciting because It's not far away from here either It's across the ditch at a place called Newcastle. I actually lived right near this place. In Australia? In Australia.

Oh, the past. Yes, the past. And it's a new drive-through that's opened for KFC. Oh, you've got my attention. So I guess you're wondering, you're like, well, what else could they do? Yeah. You know, to make it new and exciting.

Pipe that chicken smell straight into your air conditioning. You know, right? So if they, that's a genius idea. If they, you know the box that you're talking to? Yes. If they had chicken scent coming out of that, I reckon it would increase orders by about 75%. That's a great idea.

You know they've got an app? KFC app? Yeah, they've got a KFC calming app where you can listen to chicken frying. It's not calming for a vegan, but yeah. No, but for some people it would work. But anyway, this future. Vegans put it on and they're like. Literally, literally, they would not be impressed.

But this KFC futuristic drive-through is, it reminds me of if you've seen, and there's summer here in New Zealand right now, you know when you drive past those gas stations or the petrol stations that don't have anyone working there? Yeah, those depress me. It's interesting, isn't it? Yeah.

As someone who used to work in a petrol station, I just look at that and I think about all the jobs that have been lost. And I think about all the chippies that can't be sold because you can't go inside. Well, that's true and I love to buy stuff that I don't need from a gas station. I love the two-for-one chocolate bars.

I love to buy chocolates and gum to make it up so that I can use my car at a petrol station. But this is a drive-through which moves away from like the normal, I guess, one lane or sometimes two lanes now. And this will be a five-lane drive-through concept which is already open in Newcastle. And essentially you will order online before you go on an app

and then you will literally drive through and pick it up as you drive through. Oh, okay. So like an Amazon of chicken. Well, pretty much this place will not have somewhere where you can walk in. Doesn't work for me. Doesn't work for me.

Why not? Because half of going into the drive-thru is last minute decision. Absolutely right. Yeah, it's true. I never know what I want until of going into the drive-thru is last minute decision. Absolutely right. Yeah, it's true. I never know what I want until I'm in the drive-thru. The only reason I get in the drive-thru is because I think I want it and then when I'm in the drive-thru I have to make the decision

and it's too late then. If a car pulls up behind me it's too late and then I just do a can I get a chips. Chips. Quarter pack and Snick box. A Snick. Snick box. A snick? Snick box.

A snick box? Snick box, yeah. God, you've never sounded so Kiwi. You know what I mean, though? Like, I don't know what I want until I'm there. Can I get the fish and chops on a snick box? All right, this is getting racist. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. I am what? Four, carry the one, four and a half months into being a dad now? Is that it? Yeah. God, I feel exhausted for you and I'm just your friend. Yeah, she's not even, Tui, my daughter, is not even six months old yet. I looked after one of my friend's nieces the other day.

Yeah. And she was an absolute joy. Yeah. But all I can ever think about when I look after, because she's about the same age as Tui, maybe a couple of months older. Yeah. And she was an absolute joy. Yeah. But all I can ever think about when I look after, because she's about the same age as Tui, maybe a couple of months older. Yeah. I just think, oh, my God, Clint has this all the time.

Well, I'm lucky I get to go to work. And Lucy, your poor wife, has to deal with it. This is my working holiday right now. But also, what a joy. No, she's an angel and she is the light of my life and I'm not being sarcastic. She is the best thing that ever happened to me. But also, a bit of a punish. Oh my god,

how draining. My Instagram account should really just be renamed to her Instagram account now. It's mostly just pictures of her. It used to be your cats that you've owned. Yeah, it used to be a hybrid of cats and DJ gigs. Yes.

And now it's cute baby pictures, which is the standard for any new dad, I think. It's pretty normal. You should see my freaking camera roll, honestly. I bet. I mean, she's not photogenic at the moment, is she? My daughter? No, like, I mean, it takes – I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean it that way I didn't mean it that way

She is the most beautiful creation I have ever seen in my life And you're saying she's not photogenic I'm just saying it might take a few goes I may be biased But she looks like an anime angel She looks like Oh my freaking god

I'm just saying it might take a few goes to get her to actually look at the camera. Well, I did take a few goes. Exactly. And that's what I want to talk about. That's what I'm saying. I put a photo up last night. It's a picture of my daughter, Tui, and I. And I think that it's a great photo.

And I think I couldn't help but post it. Yes, the photo is slightly problematic. And I know you can't see it. So I'm going to describe it for you. No, no, no. Let me describe it. Yes, the photo is slightly problematic, and I know you can't see it, so I'm going to describe it for you. No, no, no, let me describe it because you asked me about this photo a couple of weeks ago, and you said, hey, what do you reckon this photo looks like? And it's a photo of Clint and his new baby, Tui.

You said, what do you think this looks like? And I said, well, if I'm honest, so there's you. Me, yeah. Sitting obviously behind Tui because you're holding her and you're sitting down. I'm not holding her, actually. Your legs are kind of in a position. I'd say the birth position is what I would call it.

And then Tui, who she's just been, you know, a mad dog, she's sitting in between your legs. She's got her arms, you know, a mad dog. She's sitting in between your legs. She's got her arms, you know, kind of crossed. And, I mean, at the end of the day, I said, you know what, it looks like you're giving birth to your daughter. It kind of looks like I'm giving birth to her. No, no, it doesn't kind of. But I'm not, I'm not, because she's wearing clothes.

So there's no way that I'm giving birth to her. Well, maybe she got stuck and they had to put clothes on her in between it's got this fisheye effect where she's kind of like she's bulging out of the camera and i thought this looks like that thing that people put up where i'm like damn this looks like the most fire rap album of the year so far because she looks real gangster she's pulling the fingers and stuff but But then she's framed by these hairy, hairy man legs. I didn't realise that my inner thighs were that hairy as well until I saw a picture from this angle.

You're pulling a duck face, which kind of looks like you're crowning. Like it's kind of like, ooh, I'm cool, but also I'm in pain. Like I'm pushing something out of me. It has real Berthy overtones. But I couldn't not put it up. And this is the dad dilemma. This is the dad dilemma. She looks so freaking cute in this picture that I couldn't not put it up

even though it looks like I'm giving man birth to my own daughter. No, I think you need to reassess. But I also think this has sprung a really good idea because, I mean, Lucy, your wife has had all the fun. She's given birth. I mean, that's a fun time, isn't it? Yeah, it's jealous. I'm real jealous too.

I can't wait. Yeah. I think we should do a photo shoot of you giving birth to your baby. A real photo shoot where you have to, like, get in that moment of where you feel and then like we can like, you know, give you to her for the first time. It's better than what I thought you were proposing. I thought you were going to say a shoot where it looked like

I was giving birth to my wife Lucy. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Due to a computer malfunction, I require Ben to push the button for the latest. Ben, can you push that button? Can you push the... Push the button. From iHeartRadio. This is...

The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. He's online with us. G'day, Dean. Hello, Dean. Tell us what's going on with Aaron and Nick Carter. Hey, guys. Yeah, look, drama.com. Let me tell you the lowdown.

So Nick Carter has officially and successfully gotten a restraining order against his brother, Aaron Carter. Now, you may remember a few weeks ago we talked about this very briefly, that Aaron Carter was essentially threatening Nick and Nick's family. And so the police were called. They went to his house. It's kind of sad, actually. It's a really sad story, really.

And Nick has now got a restraining order against him. The big question, how awkward will it be for Thanksgiving and the holidays that are coming up? Because you'd need like a 200 feet long dinner table to have them both at mum and dad's house. A bit awkward. Call me ignorant, which one was the

Backstreet Boy? Nick. Nick Carter. Nick Carter. But Aaron Carter was the one that had the song Candy. Yes. Yes. And good for him. He also had an MTV show one that had the song Candy. Yes. Yes. And good for him. He also had an MTV show for a bit, I think. Yes, he did.

So Aaron, the Backstreet Boy. No, Nick. No, no. Nick, the Backstreet Boy. Nick, the Backstreet Boy. Has taken the restraining order out against. His younger brother, Aaron. Aaron. Yes.

Right. Because the Backstreet Boys are going on tour. Yes. He doesn't need a restraining order. He'll be on tour. Like he'll be. Oh. Right. Because the Backstreet Boys are going on tour. Yes. He doesn't need a restraining order. He'll be on tour. Like he'll be. Oh, yeah. This story always makes me so sad.

We actually had Aaron Carter on a previous radio show I used to work for. And he's not the Backstreet Boy. He's not the Backstreet Boy. And he seems like a really nice young fellow. But he's obviously had a very hard, you know, how of a long. A really nice young fellow. He did seem really lovely. Were you from Downton Abbey?

I'm just trying to be nice. Who refers to someone as a fellow? He seemed really nice, but obviously he's had his struggle with drugs and addiction and all that kind of stuff, and he's had a bit of a tough run. Do you think it's a little bit of living in Big Brother's shadow as well? A hundred percent, probably, yeah. Definitely.

I mean, imagine if your brother was a Backstreet Boy. I know, right? Like, my brother's an engineer, and I still struggle with that. And now Backstreet Boy. That's Steve McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent, live out of Los Angeles, brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified.

Thanks, Steve. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Clint, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a bit of a rash expert. Are you? And when I say rash, I'm talking about a skin rash. Yeah.

You know, you can get it from a bunch of different things. Because you've had so many. I have had so many. And I'm going to just talk about my struggles for a bit because I'm allergic to everything. I'm allergic to bloody shower gels. I'm allergic I'm so allergic to dust that I have a runny

nose 24-7. How's it taking you this long to get a Dyson girl? Honestly We've got a Dyson now. I know you do So it's helping. It is helping Anyway a friend of mine said to me the other day, they were like, oh, I've got this rash at the moment and I'm a bit self-conscious about it.

I said, show me the rash. I'm like, I'm the least judgmental person about rashes because, I mean, I've had my fair share. Even if it's, you know, down there? Well, I didn't want to see, you know, the privates. But what if that's where the rash is? The rash wasn't on the privates. Okay.

Because, I mean, that's a whole different story. When someone tells me that they have a rash, my mind gravitates towards the privates? No. It's rarely on the privates. Okay. I've never had a rash on the privates. I'm not judging people who have, but.

What about shaving rash? Yeah, no, that's real. I've had that rash what about razor burn that isn't that horrible i don't know i've never had it it's terrible and then you get like ingrown hairs and then you have to explain that to people you're like no it's not this it's i'm i swear and people just don't i've got a blunt razor yeah anyway um this friend of mine was like you know i've got this rash and they've showed it to me and we were trying to figure out what it was from

and I started telling them this story. This is a bit embarrassing. When I was about 25, I had this rash that was over, I'm going to say probably three quarters of my body. Oh, right. And it looked like ringworm. Oh, under the skin type thing? Well, it looked like a ring. You know how like obviously ringworm. Oh, under the skin type thing.

Well, it looked like a ring. You know how like obviously ringworm is a ring, kind of like a red ring. But it burrows under your skin. It becomes like three-dimensional. Yeah, kind of, kind of. That's what it looked like. And when I went to the doctor, they were like,

oh, that could be ringworm. And I was like, I don't own any animals. Yeah. How could this be ringworm? Anyway, eventually it took two months, but I finally figured out I went to a any animals. Yeah. How could this be ringworm? Anyway, eventually it took two months, but I finally figured out I went to a naturopath. I'm not saying this is the best thing to do. Went to a naturopath and they tested me for, you know, food allergies. And at the time I was dieting because, hello, you know, being a female,

I was on the diets, I was on the diet train, and I was drinking these protein shakes probably twice a day. Were you drinking a ringworm protein shake? Yeah, no, I wasn't. And anyway, turns out I was allergic to whey, which is in milk powder. And guess what the whole protein shake is made of? Whey. Excuse me if this is a horrific dad joke,

but when the naturopath figured it out and they brought up the results, they went, oh, no way. I would have agreed. We've identified, oh, why was the boss here the minute I said that joke? Get it though, do you get it though? Because you can't have it,

and so they've got the results. I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one. Hold on have it and so they've got the results. I got one. Hang on here. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. Hold on.

I got one because you did one. I got one. Yeah. Oh, what a way off my shoulders. Knowing that that's the reason. We've got the results of your rash here. Oh, no way. Oh.

And then give me the results. Give me the results. Yeah, yeah. And then you follow up with your. And then give me the results. Give me the results. Yeah, and then you follow up with your one. You give me the results? Yeah, yeah. Alright, Bree. Sorry, hang on. Okay, rashy McRash face. Yes. I've got your results here. It's got it everywhere. It's all over my butt cheeks. Oh my gosh.

No way. What? You can't have way. Oh, what a weight off my shoulders. Anyway, that was the source of my rash. Did anyone else enjoy that? That was the source of my rash. And I want people to call through now. Yeah, you want to do rash chat.

That's fine. I want to do rash chat. I got a rash from a spa pool once. There you go. I've said it. It's called hot tub folliculitis. Yeah, you want to do rash chat. That's fine. I want to do rash chat. I got a rash from a spa pool once. There you go. I've said it. It's called hot tub folliculitis. See, that's disgusting. And me and my friends got a rash all over our body

from an Airbnb hot tub that hadn't been cleaned properly. That is horrific. But I can't talk because I got an ear infection from a hot tub once, which is the same thing, right? 0800 dials at M. How did you get your rash? Where'd you get your rash from? 0800 dial ZM.

Maybe we should try and pick. Favourite rashes? Favourite rashes. Oh, no, how you got it. How you got it. Oh, yeah, okay. 9696, where'd you get the rash from? Is this a judgment-free zone?

Judgment-free zone. We'll take any type of chat. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. I mean, the question we're asking this afternoon is how'd you get the rash? Yeah, where's your rash from? You know, I feel like it's time to bring people who suffer from rashes out of

the shadows because I'm one of them. I've suffered from my fair share. And sunlight's quite good for most rashes too. It is pretty good. You know, put the sun make it a bit dry. Bring out your rashes. You know, it's good. Bree's been honest that she got a rash from a whey protein shake

when she was on that sports hustle. Yeah, you've been honest that you got a rash from a spa pool where there was a lot of, you know, obviously... Human bacteria. Just say it. It's fine. Yeah, there was a lot of... It got into my hair follicles.

I guess questionable things going on in that spa pool. So we want to know where did you get your rash from? Susie is here. Hi, Susie. Sus. Hi. Tell us, how did you get your rash? Well, I don't get it anymore because I don't exercise.

So that gives you a bit of a hint. I get it from exercising. Exercise rash. See, it's a good excuse not to exercise, Susie. Well, I mean, I'm a parent. I can't, you know, like even running after the kids, I'm like, oh, hang on, mum's a bit itchy.

Mum's a bit itchy. It's actually a thing. Is it an allergy, like is it an allergy to your own perspiration? It's something like that. So I used to go to Zumba, you know. Wait, wait.

You're allergic to your own sweat. Yeah. Oh my God. That is the best excuse for exercise I've ever heard. That is fantastic, Susie. So how do you get around it, Susie? Do you cover yourself in deodorant? Yeah, she doesn't exercise.

No, but forget the exercise. If it's a hot day, what do you do? So it's actually worse when it's cold outside. Really? Why? I don't know. But like, yeah, Google, and mum's like, oh, Nana used to get that. Well, thanks, Nana. Oh, yeah, good one, Nana.

Thanks, Nana. I feel like people in the past didn't exercise. Am I wrong in thinking that? Like, I've never seen a picture of someone from the 1920s who was on a cross trainer. Hitting the gym. No. At CrossFit. You know seen a picture of someone from the 1920s who was on a cross trainer. Hitting the gym. No. At CrossFit.

You know what I mean? Someone from the 1920s at CrossFit. No one in the 1920s, unless you were going to the Olympics, no one was recreationally exercising. I agree. Hi, Tom. Hello.

Tom, what did you get your rash from? So I got brought up with two sisters and we used to dress up in the opposite sets. Okay. And I got dressed up as a girl and put makeup on and that kind of thing. And, yeah, it turns out that all the makeup has perfume in it, which is highly allergic to. So you're allergic to cross-dressing?

Yeah, pretty much. Turns out I can't be drag. Wow. You're not going to have a career on RuPaul's Drag Race, unfortunately. You could. You could. You'd just have to get the full vegan cosmetics. Your transition, Tom, should you choose to do it,

will cost more than the average. You know what? Thank God, obviously, like, you know, being a female, that would affect you a lot more. But being a male, you're good to go. Yeah, no worries at all. I mean, unless... I can't wear cologne or anything like that either.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. That's not my ideal, so it's just re-signers for me. Yeah, no, fair enough. Well, that's good to find that out early. Good that you know it now. Let's talk to Leah. Hey, Leah.

Hi, Leah. Hi. Bree, this one's going to devastate you. What? What happened? I broke out in hives from cheese. Can you not call and tell me this kind of crazy stuff? I don't want to hear about it.

Is it a specific kind of cheese or is it just all cheese? I was in Germany on a family holiday and we all went for some cheese tasting. Don't say Parmesan. No, I think it was a Swiss cheese that was over there that really did it for me. Yeah. I love Swiss cheese, you poor human. Let's get her a prize. For God's sake, she's been through enough.

Can you do a vegan cheese? I can do a vegan cheese. I can do a vegan cheese? Is there anything that... I can do a vegan cheese. I can do a vegan cheese. Actually, I had lunch today. Right. Brie hates vegan cheese. What is the point? I mean, I'm all for, you know, the alternatives,

but when it comes to cheese, I can tell. Yeah, all right. Well, thank you to Leah and all the brave New Zealanders who came forward this afternoon. I feel so bad for Leah, that poor thing. I just want to read out one text. to Leah and all the brave New Zealanders who came forward this afternoon. I feel so bad for Leah, that poor thing. I just want to read out one text because I said I figured out after months of drinking protein shakes that I was allergic to whey powder, which is actually a different part of milk.

But someone texted through and they said, oh, my God, I've started whey protein shakes last week and have broken out with what I thought was ringworm. You might have diagnosed somebody. Technically. You might have diagnosed somebody. Technically. You might have saved somebody's life. Am I a doctor now? You might be a hero.

Someone check. You might be up for New Zealander of the Year. I'll get the call up for Grey's Anatomy on there. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the studio one of our absolute faves. It's Munch Time. This is quite unique.

No one has ever done this before. He's walked in for his interview and he's bought us beers. You can come back any time. Any time you want. Thank you so much. I will. I will take you up on that and I'll bring beers every single time. That is a delicious drink.

I love that. Thank you. You're here because New Music Day. Well, New Music Day tomorrow, actually, but we've got a cheeky, sneaky preview of the new stuff. Yeah, I thought after everything radio's done for me, what's a day? What's a day?

Is this a thank you to radio? Yes. People never say thank you. That is really nice. I like that. Can we say that's a big F you to Spotify? No, we can't. No, we cannot. Let's keep everyone on side. Shouts of anyone from Spotify.

This is a neutral. No, we love Spotify. We love Spotify. Could do with some DJs, but we love Spotify. I actually heard the new single for the first time this morning on Breakfast. And we thought, obviously, because it's new, it's coming out tomorrow for everyone else. We get to play it today.

We thought we could do a bit of a surprise. We do a thing here on this show called Surprise Game Show to see if the people know that Mitch James has a new single out. So what we're going to do is we're going to call a number. Totally at random. And we're just going to say

It's probably not going to end well for my ego, is it? Well, imagine if it does. Imagine if they know. The question is just going to be... The question will be, the answer is Sunday morning. What would the question be? Okay, you ready? In New Zealand culture, we know it's not going to work like that.

Well, will it... Hello? Hi. Hello, are you ready to play Surprise Game Show? Okay. Are you ready? Yes. Your first question is, the answer is Sunday morning.

What would the question be? Father's Day? No. No, no. No, it's not quite there. Actually, we've got someone here. Yes. His name is Mitch James.

Well, maybe he could put the question to you. Mitch, for Surprise Game Show, do you want to put the question to them? So the answer... The answer... Okay, so the answer is Sunday morning. What is the question? I don't know. The answer is Father's Day.

Yeah, the answer is Father's Day. What might the question be? What's the question? All you. We're getting somewhere. We're getting close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no.

Keep going, keep going. Let me think about how to rephrase this. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's the phrasing that's the issue. The answer is coming out tomorrow. What is the question? Wait, wait. What's coming out tomorrow. What is the question? Wait, wait. What's coming out tomorrow?

Bright blue skies? No, it's not Father's Day. No, not bright blue skies. I appreciate the fact that you don't know what we're... We're kind of on the same wavelength here. You're close. Oh, I don't know.

Okay, so we're going to say to you, the answer is Sunday morning, and then you need to say to us, what is the name of Mitch James' new song, okay? Coming out tomorrow. Okay. All right, are you ready? So the answer is Sunday morning. What might the question be?

The 22nd? It's Mitch. We just need you to say. It's Mitch James' new single, Out Tomorrow. Are you ready? Yeah. All right, so the answer is Sunday morning. What might the question be?

When is Mitch James' new single? Yay! You've got it. Surprise game show. Surprise game show. We did it. Sunday morning, Mitch James' new single, Out Tomorrow. Get it on all the streaming platforms here on the radio.

It's everywhere. Let's play it, shall we? Good to see you, Mitch. Always. Always. Always a pleasure. This is the brand new track. What was it called?

It's my new single, Father's Day on ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree brought it to us yesterday. It is being called the fart that was heard around the world. Hashtag fart gate. Hashtag fart gate. I think it's one of my favourite stories this year. I'm not going to lie.

A US senator by the name of Eric Swalwell. Swal-la-la-la. Swal-la-la-la-well. Yeah. Has been captured on microphone. Letting go of what sounds like a fart. It sounds like a really powerful fart. If you disagree, listen to this.

This is the interview that went to air on MSNBC with Eric Swalwell yesterday. Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help them cheat an election. And the complaint that I've heard from... To my knowledge and to my ear, and I have, you know, quite the experience, that is a fart. It's a fart. We've even slowed it down to see if there's any evidence in there. To help them cheat an election. Yep.

No, it's a good, healthy fart. He's denying it. He's saying, no, no, no, it's not a fart. It wasn't me. He's only come out with... The only excuse he's come out with was, wasn't me. Does he not know the saying? What?

Silent but violent, loud, be proud. Yeah, I think he's going for he who smelt it dealt it. And he's saying, I don't smell anything. MSNBC have joined the conversation and they said they agree with Eric that they believe it wasn't him. Really? What does Shaggy think? They've released a statement as to what they believe caused that sound.

Okay, here we go. So according to MSNBC, the sound that you heard in that audio clip. Was what? The sound of a coffee cup being dragged across the desk okay so with that in mind let's listen one more time imagine what you're hearing is the senator moving a cup during his interview taxpayer dollars to ask the ukrainians to help them cheat an election and the complaint that i've heard from i mean yeah it could be i thought we could figure it out so i have here in studio right now.

A coffee cup. A coffee cup. Right. We have microphones, the same as the senator had available to him. And I've given you, I've even sent to you the phrasing of the interview. So what we're going to do is we're going to do a live recreation. I'm going to mic up this coffee cup. And at the exact moment that it's supposed to happen, I will drag it across the desk.

All right. And we'll see if there's any similarities. All right, here we go. Let's do this. I mean, are we on Mythbusters? This is very Mythbusty, yes. Isn't it? Okay, you ready? Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat.

An election. It's definitely not! Maybe there's more in it. Maybe there was a teaspoon inside the coffee cup. It's more in it. Maybe there was a teaspoon. A teaspoon in it. Inside the coffee cup. Oh. Yeah.

It's not looking good. Okay. Let's try one more time. One more time. So I put the coffee cup back down. Let's try again. Cool. Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat.

An election. Still sounds nothing like it. It doesn't sound anything like it. So last attempt we're going to do. This is the last attempt. We'll try to recreate it. So last attempt we're going to do. This is the last attempt we'll try to recreate it. What's the last attempt? So we'll go coffee cup with a teaspoon. And I will fart during the speech as well.

Have you got a fart ready? Yeah, I've got one ready to go. Okay, ready? Yeah. Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat. An election. I think it was the fart. I think we might have figured An election. I think it was the fart. I think we might have figured it out.

I think. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic.

Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? She staked her entire reputation on her ability to know what movies are based off a couple of lines. So far it's going quite well for her. Yeah, it's going all right.

You're on nearly 30. Yes. And New Zealand against you have won less than 10 this year. The man to stop you today is Will. Hi, Will. Kia ora. How's it going? Sorry to assume your gender, Will.

You are a man, aren't you? Yes, I am. Okay. How this game works is I read out plots, and you buzz in with your name. As soon as you have a feeling you know what it is. You don't wait for me to finish, because that, Will, could be too late.

Okay? Gotcha. Best of three. Good luck to everybody playing What's the Plot? Movie number one. Maria is an aspiring nun. Brie. Brie.

The Sound of Music. Boom, easy. Wow, is it? The Sound of Music. I'm pretty confident. Is absolutely correct. I knew it. I love that film.

Have you seen The Sound of Music, Will? No. Oh, Will, that was probably catered towards me. I should have said at the start that we do have a theme. We run themes in Watch the Plot now. Oh, there's a theme again this week, is there? Today's theme, all movies available on Disney+. Great, love it.

The new Disney Netflix. I do love some Disney. The other, other, other streaming service that you now have to pay for. Yes, yep. Okay, movie number two. Will, you need this to pay for. Yes, yep. Okay, movie number two. Will, you need this to stay in the game, okay? Will, are you still with us?

Yeah. Will, I'm looking for a heart rate. I'm looking for any sign of life. Okay, here we go. Just buzz in, man. If you want to have a go, just buzz in. Movie number two. It's the summer break,

and the kids of East High are out for some, well. High School Musical. Oh, well. High School Musical is so close, but it's not correct. Is that your final answer? Do I have to have a number? Well, maybe.

I mean, I can't guide you to the right answer. Oh, come on. I just want to check if that's Come on. I just want to check if that's your... Come on. I just want to check if that's your... This is a bit unfair. Maybe you've got a scratchy phone line. He's had his final answer.

Yeah, Will, just one more time. Your final answer is... High school musical 2. Wow. This is absolute bullshit. And I will swear because this is crap. He's done it. This is crap.

And if I lose, I'm not taking this as a loss. He's still in the game. You gave him the answer. Will, did I give you that answer? No. No, I didn't think so. Oh, Will, don't lie to yourself and your family. Welcome to tie break, everybody.

And what's the plot? Movies from Disney+. The third and final movie. Professor Philip is experimenting with new kinds of energy. Brie. Brie. Flubber. Far out, she's good.

Get some, Will, get some. Sorry, Will, but in the words of Brie, you can suck it. Yeah, suck it, Will. And you know what? Because I've said that to you, we will still hook you up with the prize. We've got some mobile fuel coming out to you, Will. Enjoy that, mate. Awesome, thank you.

Appreciate it. Slumber, that was very fast. I love that movie. It's on Disney+. If you'd like to watch it, it's streaming now. What a great advert. Hashtag not sponsored. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

This is a story about forbidden love Forbidden in the sense that it's frowned upon Not forbidden in the sense that it's illegal And actually by the end of this conversation Is it wrong? We're going to get to the bottom of whether it's frowned upon or not Yeah My knee jerk judgmental reaction goes

Oh you don't do that But when you pick it apart I need to know the details Okay a US She's actually a writer. She's a love and relationship writer. Okay. She has revealed that she had a month-long,

what she's calling affair. A fling? Yeah, a fling. A fling? She had a month-long affair with her stepbrother. Okay, but how old is she? So she's an adult woman in her 20s. Got it. And so is he. Right,'s an adult woman in her 20s. Got it.

And so is he. Right, so they're both in their 20s. Yeah. Her name's Amy Shark, by the way. Really? Yeah. But it's not Amy Shark. But it's not the Amy Shark from Australia.

Tell your mum I said hi. Yeah. If it was her, though, imagine how the new meaning of that Tell your mum I said hi song would be. Tell your mum I said hi. She's my stepmum. Yeah. I don't like her. Yeah of that tell your mum I said hi song. Tell your mum I said hi. She's my step mum. I don't like her. Yeah, that'd be very different.

Amy Shark with an E on the end. So she met the guy that she had a month long fling with. Yes. I need to know the age of when they first met. So they were adults. There's no exact ages given, but they were adults. She was living away from home. She was working as a writer

and she returned home after a breakup. She said, I've had a rough breakup. I'm going to go home and see my mum. For Christmas or Thanksgiving or whatever it is. So she goes home and sees her mum and her mum goes, oh, let's go out for dinner. My partner will bring his son along and the four of us can have dinner together. So they weren't married? From what I can tell, they must have been married because she calls him stepbrother. It's not your stepbrother unless they're married, right? Of course

not. But that's a very good point that you're making because you would have met him. Of course you would have known that your mum had got married for the second time. Okay, let's reduce that back then. It just says partner. So whether it's stepbrother or not It's the son of the man that your mum is dating Yes, got it, got it, absolutely

Okay They had a thing? I think it's totally fine And the reason she's written an article is because it is forbidden love And she would like to say I have absolutely no regrets. I don't think it's forbidden at all. Why? I think it's totally normal.

Why? Because for one, they did not meet when they were like three. Yeah. So they met when they were adults. Yeah. They never shared a bath. They never shared a bath. They never lived in the same house.

They were completely opposite people. They're not related by blood. It's not their fault that their parents have connected. But they only met because of their parents. Yeah, but that's okay. I mean, you meet sometimes because of your parents as well. Like I've met people through my parents being friends with people. Oh, like your dad's mates?

Yeah. I've met their sons and daughters before. Okay, okay. So this one's fine? Yes, I think that one's okay. If you were raised in the same, and this is meant to be a judgement free zone by the way. I'm just trying to get a handle on it

because it's forbidden love and no one talks about it. I think that one's completely fine. If you were raised in the same house, if you were raised in the same house. From what age? Eight. Okay, that's fairly young. Primary school age. Yeah. And, that's fairly young. Primary school age. Yeah. And then you end up dating?

It's not your fault that your mum and your dad fell in love. Like, you're not blood related. Yeah, but you've seen that person have tantrums. Yeah, I know, but maybe that's made you love them more. Maybe. Maybe I'm just not as judgmental as you. Is it? Oh, no, no, I'm just hypothesising.

No, but you think it's weird. I'm just hypothesising. You think it's weird, don't lie. Yeah, I think it's weird. Yeah, and I can see where you're coming from too. Yeah. I can totally see that. But I don't want to...

Is it okay to ask this question? I think it's perfectly fine. I don't know to... Is it okay to ask this question? I think it's perfectly fine. I don't know that anybody will call, but the topic is forbidden love. Have you or are you dating a step-sibling? I think that's fine to ask. From any age range. It's not illegal. No.

It doesn't matter if you met when you were six and you grew up together. We haven't actually checked the legal ramifications of this. It's absolutely not illegal. If your parents are married and you guys share a last name, can you get married? You can date your first blood cousin here in New Zealand, I'm pretty sure. You can.

No, you can, being a king. You can. 0800 dial ZM. Are you or have you dated a step-sibling? Okay? I think you're absolutely reaching for the sky here. Yeah, we'll just see what happens. Please call.

It's a safe space. We're not going to judge. We just want to talk to you. See how it went down. Are you in love? We just want to find you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Forbidden love is the topic. We just told a story about a woman who has written an article after she had a one-month-long fling with her stepbrother. And we want to know this afternoon, does this sort of thing happen? And without a shadow of a doubt, we have ascertained, through the text machine at least, it absolutely happens. It definitely does. And this story that we've been talking about,

I mean, they never lived together. They never grew up together. She met afterwards because her mum was dating this person and they met through their parents. I think that's perfectly okay. Let's talk to some people. The question is slightly juicy, slightly controversial this afternoon.

Have you dated a step-sibling? This person wants to remain anonymous, but welcome to the show, Anonymous, slightly controversial this afternoon. Have you dated a step-sibling? This person wants to remain anonymous, but welcome to the show, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Oh, hello. Thank you for having me. No worries at all. What's your experience with this?

I've been married to my stepbrother for nearly 27 years. Wow. Congratulations. That's amazing. What's the criteria? Were you raised together? No, goodness, no. That would be a big no-no.

And we met when we were 14. Right. I was introduced to him as my mum's partner's son. I think it was within 30 minutes we were together. Right, so there was no period anonymous where you were like, okay, this is my stepbrother and that's all he is.

No, we didn't grow up in the same home. We didn't have that. I remember introducing him to my cousin and going, is this awkward? And she said to me, dude, I've never met this guy in my life and I've known you my whole life. Yeah, exactly right. What you've done, Anonymous. It was quite taboo.

It was something that we were used to hide and stuff. You've cheated the system, though. You've found a workaround because the minute you were introduced, you hooked up with them and you go. Completely. And we even said, because obviously we were only 14. Yeah. So we even said that if our parents had a child,

that that was a no-go. We would call off. You'd break up. Yeah, that was the line because we were still so young. And we said, look, if they ended up having a child that would be our half-brother or half-sister, then that's like, nah, that's like creepy. I have a question, Anonymous. Like, obviously, you and your partner, 27 years going strong,

four kids, amazing. Are your parents still together? The ones that had a fling together, yes, they are. No, the ones where The reason why you guys met They're still together Yes, they're still together Well, it makes Christmas bloody easy, doesn't it?

Oh, well, it kind of does And it's kind of very awkward Like, it's just Really? Because, of course, there's other There's other parents on either side of the Marriage kind of breakup thing So it's not, you know And, I mean, gosh, when I was a kid,

Lindsay Lohan was doing it on the television. I mean, that was a movie about stepbrothers and sisters. Wait, which is the Lindsay Lohan movie you're referring to? Is this the one where she finds her identical twin? I believe it's her normal life is what she's referring to. Anonymous, am I right? Okay, well, you guys are doing it. You're going strong.

So we can take from that that it's not illegal. I think there's definitely lines. I think if you grow up together as brother and sister, that's just creepy. Yeah. I think most certainly that if you kind of hook up and... Well, so say us. So say us, right?

If it's have that blood, then there's nothing, you know, it's just two people. I would have loved to have heard from people who grew up in the same house and ended up, but I think the overarching judgment is too much that they won't call through. When we got married, it was very normal. The first thing we asked when we got married, because we were like, we didn't know, we were like, is this kind of legal?

Like, we don't know. And they said, oh, gosh, it's legal. Everybody does it. Because we were like, we didn't know. We were like, is this kind of legal? Like, we don't know. And they said, oh, gosh, it's legal. Everybody does it. It's more common than what you would know. When you guys, for your first dance, did you dance to that song that goes, step, bar, step, D, bar, D. Getting closer every week. I'm not that uncool.

I'm not that uncool. Yeah, she's not that uncool. No, it's because I'm Australian, so I'm not that uncool. Yeah, Aussies. Very revealing, Anonymous. Thank you for being so honest with us. Appreciate your call. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.

We were talking just before about have you dated your step-sibling? Yes. I've just had a DM come into my Instagram, which is quite incredible. What does it say? Someone said they know a couple who got together, and each of the people in that couple had three children from previous relationships. Okay, yeah.

So he came into the relationship with three kids. Holy shit. You're not talking about the Brady Bunch. Are you getting texts from people from the Brady Bunch? No. Okay, now I know it. There's a story. Now I can see it bears striking resemblance to the Brady Bunch. No, okay, now I know it. There's a story. Now I can see it

beer striking resemblance to the Brady Bunch. I'm a lovely lady. You could literally put your voice over right then onto the front of the Brady Bunch theme and it would make sense. No, because the message goes on to say he was bringing up three very lovely boys. Oh no, that's

totally different. God, how much sexual tension was there in the Brady Bunch family? I was going to say, and yes, that's correct. All right. It was. Before it's time, this is Birthday Banger, where we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday, and then we play that song. Well, the best one, at least.

The best one of them. Hi, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. G'day, how are things? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 10th of November, 1979. All right, you were 16 in 1995 on the 10th of November,

and back in the mid-90s, this was number one. Coolio and Gangsta's Paradise. Now, this came up last week, Aaron, and there was a bit of conjecture about this. I've been trying all month to get through. Yeah, I know. Have you?

I wasn't here when this came up. So, this lost to Baby Bash Sugar Sugar. Oh, I do love Baby Bash. But Baby Bash Sugar Sugar may not come up today. Are you happy with your birthday banger, first of all, Aaron? Yes, I am. Pretty bloody good. Cool.

Okay, wait there. Hamish is here. Hi, Hamish. Hannah. Oh, Hannah. Hey, it's Hannah. Hey, Hannah. How are you going?

I believe it's Craig. Hi, Craig. How are you? Hannah, so are you playing on behalf of your mum? Is that what's happening? Yeah, yeah. I love this, Hannah What's your mum's birthday?

9th of February, 1969 And wait, before we kick into it What's your mum's name? Alison Perfect Alright, so Gerald's birthday is 16th So your mum was born

You've got lost inside your own joke, haven't you? Yeah, I did, I did. Hannah, this is your mum's birthday banger. Number one in 1985. The boss, Bruce Springsteen. Can I ask why you're playing on behalf of your mum and not yourself? I've already been on a few months ago. I was just about to say she's already done hers.

Oh, right. Okay, no worries. Well, we appreciate you calling through again. Your mum's got a good birthday bang and we need to get one more for... Marika. Marika. Hi, how are you?

Hey, how are you? Good. Good. What's your birthday? 21st of November, 1988. No, wait. Happy birthday for today. Oh, your birthday? 21st of November, 1988. No, wait. Happy birthday for today. Oh, happy birthday.

Thank you. Yes, you're not going to get past Clint and I. Happy birthday. You would have got past me. How's your birthday been? It's been so good. Yeah? Have you been spoiled?

So much, yeah. Let's see if we can finish it off with a birthday banger. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004. On this day back in 2004, this topped the chart. The legendary Eric Pridds. Colin Meads. And Colin Meads. It's pretty good.

Yeah, it's good. Does this bring back good memories for you like clubbing memories oh yeah yeah right yeah this brings back a lot of memories for me

because we're a similar age Marika okay we've got three very good songs we've got Coolio we've got Bruce Springsteen and we've got Call On Me oh I like them all

I feel like Call On Me is the energy that we need for today and because it's Marika all. I feel like Call On Me is the energy that we need for today. And because it's Marika's birthday, I feel like it's the right pick. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday, girl. Bring it. Have a great birthday.

Thanks. Bree and Clint, this is Birthday Banger on ZM from what? 2004. 2004. We'll be right back. I'm the only one I'm the only one I'm the only one I'm the only one I'm the only one I'm the only, I'm a baby

I'm a baby, I'm a baby I'm a baby, I'm free. ស្រូវតែរបស់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពី I'm not lonely I'm not lonely I'm not lonely I'm not lonely I'm not lonely I'm not lonely I'm not lonely I'm not lonely I'm not lonely See them Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger is Eric Prince for Marika.

Let's call on me. Bree's mum's not happy. She has sent a message in all the way from Queensland to say, play the boss. Is that what they call Bruce Springsteen, the boss? The boss, yeah. Is it? This is going to sound disrespectful.

Is he dead? No, absolutely not. He's not. It's in his 60s. He's total like. He's like Icon, right? He's full on like gilf status as well. He's very, he's in good neck.

Knowing my mum, I know what she would say about the Springsteen because she went and saw him last year and she said to me, she goes, I said, how was Bruce Springsteen? She said, oh, she goes, it reminded me that I'm old, but I'm not dead. Ben, Google Bruce Springsteen shirtless. Okay, Google Bruce. I just want to see Bree's reaction to this. Okay, hold on.

There should be a photo of him coming out of the water. Yeah, this is very recent. Okay, hold on. Yeah, that'll do. Yep, this is from about three years ago. All right. Bruce Springsteen. Jesus.

Yeah. How old is he? He's in his 60s. Yeah, I would too. Similar age to your father. Okay, that's gross. That is filthy. He's 70.

He's born in 1949. He's 70? Yeah. God, I never realised. I was going to disrespect the music, but actually, no, I've got no place to. Absolutely no right whatsoever. Oh my God! I just realised I'm a going to disrespect the music, but actually, no, I've got no place to. Absolutely no right whatsoever. Oh, my God.

I just realised I'm a DILF chaser. He looks like James Bond's father. Like, he's so... No, I will go as far as saying in that picture of him running out of the beach, he looks like James Bond. Yeah. All right, crack a window open, baby. We need some fresh air in here.

Damn, he's tan, isn't he? We'll be back in a second. I need a towel. Do yourself a favour. Bruce Springsteen shirtless. Cold towel in here. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I want to talk to you about this story that's making headlines at the moment because I feel like it's interesting because it's very relatable to anyone our age, I think, who's in a relationship. So it's about this girl who talks about she'd been dating this guy for 18 months. Everything was going really well. She was at uni. He was working full time.

And they decided they wanted to go on a trip to Europe. Really test the relationship. Well, yeah. They wanted to go to the Eiffel Tower They wanted to do quite an extensive trip Which would cost around $8,000 Okay So obviously her being at uni

She couldn't save money for that trip So towards the closer dates She drops out of uni And she gets a full-time job to pretty much save money for this trip. That doesn't sound responsible. It's not, but, I mean, she's young. You know, she wants to go travelling.

But finish her uni first. She defers uni. She defers it so she can go back next year. It's all good. That's not the point of the story. Anyway, she gets a job and she earns as much money as she can. She saves all this money and she earns nearly enough apart from $1,000. Okay, so she's at seven.

So she's at seven. Anyway, so he lends her $1,000. What a nice guy. Yeah. I mean, it's her boyfriend. They're in love. They've been together for 18 months. They're going on an overseas trip.

Not a big deal, right? No. Well, well to me i don't find that a big deal anyway so they're going on this overseas trip and everything actually is amazing a wall works out perfectly um and they have an amazing time it's after they get back and she goes back to uni because she's only could defer for a certain amount of time so she goes back to uni she can't go back to work because she's only could defer for a certain amount of time so she goes back to uni she can't go back to work so she's very slowly paying off her boyfriend yeah like not even barely 50 a week that's how much she's paying 50 about 50 a week yeah anyway she says in this um article that uh the resentment was so bad that he broke up with her because he couldn't stand to look at her anymore.

Because she owed him $1,000? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. Has this ever happened in your relationship where you have felt some sort of resentment if you felt like you were paying for everything or if like your partner? No, no.

You know what I mean? No, because you shouldn't. Lending money in a relationship is a funny one too because it's not really tit for tat. No. Like you'll go out for coffee or something and she'll pay for it or you'll pay for it. And unless you're running a tab, like where does the ledger sit?

Yeah. You also shouldn't lend someone. If you do lend someone money, you should be very clear about if you need it back quickly Right Like be clear about how long you can be without that money I guess Yeah that's very true My personal experience

Having been in relationships where it became very like finance focused before You're headed down a dark path If you are doing accounting within the relationship. I know money is a sensitive topic. Yeah, it's so sensitive. And to be honest, I'm being so real. I've been in a relationship where I've had to pay for everything. And that's not nice either.

It's also not nice. And you know what? And for the start of it, I did not care. But I'd be lying if I said I got to a point where I was kind of like, okay, well, am I just, you know. It's such a trigger point too because you might like paying for everything. I do love paying for everything. But the other person who.

If they're taking the piss. No, no, no, not even taking the piss. It's not nice. If they feel uncomfortable being paid for all the time, but at the same time they don't have enough money to do the things that you want to do. Like if you guys want to go out for nice dinners and stuff. It makes it very hard.

And they don't have enough money to do those things. Then they go, no, I can't go out and do these things. And then you go, what are we doing? Or going on a trip. Or going on a trip. Like if you're at different stages in your life. Money is a pain in the ass. You know?

So what's the point here at the end of the day? To this relationship? Date someone rich. Oh, yeah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. As we come into summer, we all know this, sunscreen is important, right? Sunscreen. Slip, slop, slapper.

Slip, slop, slap and wrap. Yes, wrap it up. Protection. No, wrap on some sunglasses. I mean, yes, no, wrap it on. Do you have this in Australia? Do you have slip, slop, slap? No, wrap on some sunglasses I mean yes, no, wrap it on Do you have this in Australia? Do you have slip-slops? No, we definitely do

Stop, drop and roll Also slip-slop and wrap it up That's a good message as well It's also a good message for the summer Because people get randy So this is terrifying That 9 out of 20 sunscreen brands Have failed the sun protection factor test

Yeah, see, that is terrifying. So they're testing them to go, because it says on the outside what the SPF is. And so they've gone, are you being honest? Because I feel like overnight we went from SPF 30 to SPF 50. I know. And everything at the supermarket just became SPF 50. And I feel like, you know, we've been lied to our whole life

because I'm like, you know, SPF 30 was our whole, you know, our whole life. And then all of a sudden there's SPF 50, SPF 65. I'm like, where has this come from? I know, my ginger sister needs an SPF 90, you know. And still doesn't work. There is a lot of sunscreens have been named and shamed in this list. So I'm not going to go through the whole list because what I have found is that what you need to be a sunscreen brand

is quite a strange name. I think we've discovered like a sub-thread here. Like Banana Boat. Yeah, Banana Boat is one of them. Like what does Banana Boat even mean? What does Banana Boat? I'm going to give you a list of some of the sunscreens here. Here are some of the sunscreens that have failed the SPF test.

And I want you to just take in the name of these sunscreens. Okay, let me see if I think this name is credible. Hawaiian Tropic Silk Hydration Sunscreen Lotion SPF 50 plus a touch of mango and papaya. Yeah, it sounds legit. Well, it's not legit. It's not legit. It failed the test. I'm not surprised.

This one that failed the test just sounds straight up offensive. Moogoo natural sunscreen SPF 40. Yeah, well, that sounds like a cow's. You can't smear a woman with Moogoo. No, why would you call it Moogoo? She's already sensitive about being at the beach. It can mean, you know, obviously, you know, it can mean two things. One's milk and you do the math on the other.

Here are some of the sunscreens that did pass the test, which have no better names. Okay. This summer, you can't go wrong with Badger Sport, unscented natural mineralscreen Cream SPF 30. Badger Sport? Yeah, Badger Sport is good to go. As in the animal, the badger.

And I think the worst named sunscreen of all of them, and this one did pass the test, it's important to note because you may have this on your handbag, LaRouche Poussey Anthelios XL Ultra Light Fluid SPF 50+. Well, I do like the Ultra Light Fluid. That's always a plus. LaRouche Poussey Fluid for short. LaRouche Poussey. I'm not going to say it's my cup of tea per se. Exactly right. If we were to launch a new sunscreen,

because I think there might be a gap in the market here. Yeah, I feel like there is. If we were to launch a sunscreen for summer as a promotional activity for the Bree and Clint show, we would first of all make sure that it passed the SPF factor. That's the number one. But we would need a good name. It needs a good name to sell. So I've come to you, head of marketing,

to come up with the names for our sunscreen. You know I do have that degree in communication PR. So Bree's brainstormed three sunscreen names for us. So I'm ready to hear these sunscreen names when you're ready to do one of them. Okay, you tell me which one you like out of these three. The first one I've got is Slip, Slap, Slap-a-Dap-a-Ding-Dong. SPF 50 plus?

SPF 50 plus. Cool, yeah. Which I feel would sell very strongly. The second one that I'm going to put forward to you, the board, which I think would be a great name for sunscreen, is Protection. Squirt it. SPF 60.

SPF 60. I like it. It's more of a tagline Than a brand name But yeah Yeah and the last one I'm going to put forward to you For

To sell sunscreen Which I think is going to Really sell And just Give people I guess Peace of mind Is

White sunscreen It'll protect you Not horse semen What was the necessary part of the Why did you need to put the last bit in there? Because you know sometimes people just need to be reassured Alright, back to the drawing board I think Okay, you want to take the Poussey one do you?

Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM Time for some generic weather chat It's where we talk about generic weather It's not that generic though It's where we talk about generic weather. It's not that generic, though. It's actually a little bit out of the ordinary. Well, it's not generic. Oh, like how's it?

Oh, she's been cold. No, Timaru have been experiencing what we would call extreme weather over the last 24 hours. Yesterday, the South Canterbury area was hammered by golf ball sized hail. Yes. This is what it sounded like. There's lots of great videos of it. This is some audio of someone's cars getting smashed up by hail. Imagine that. You're looking out at your whip. Luckily in this video, the whip is an early 2000s Mitsubishi station wagon,

but still, that's your whip. Hey, it doesn't matter. Just getting pounded. Is this something that you guys experience a lot here in NZ? Golf ball-sized hail? No. No? Hail, yes, but hail the size of actual golf balls. Like someone's taken a photo where they've got a dozen of the hailstones

and they've put them in an egg carton because they're that big. So no, we don't regularly get it. I know you get it a bit in Australia because I went to a car dealership once and I said to him, why are these... Or cars on sale because they've been damaged by hail? Yeah, I said why are these cars so cheap? And he they'd been damaged by hail? Yeah, I said, why are these cars so cheap?

And he goes, well, these were all hail damaged in Queensland. The Brisbane hailstorm from 2011? Is that what it was? Might have been 2012, actually. The Great Brisbane hailstorm of 2011? Legit. They'd been panel beaded back into shape. He could have done a shifty car dealer job on me and go,

oh, just a good deal, fella. Most of the time they sell them as is, you can get them for like a real good deal. But I was working at a radio, one of my first radio stations, and it was in 2012, and I remember this hailstorm was coming over and I'd never seen anything like it before. And when hail's coming, usually the sky is green, like it's real bad. And I remember hearing this story, and this is a true story, there was video of it and all these cars were parked up

on one of the bridges in Brisbane when this hailstorm hit. The hail was so big that the hail was going straight through the windscreens of cars. See, I don't know what to do in that situation. Do you get under the car? Well, they say you should get down into the footwell. Yeah. Because if you get hit by a hailstone that big, it can kill you.

It'll donk you out big time. And there was a story of this guy who was sitting behind this girl who was in a convertible and it was a soft top convertible. Yeah. So the hailstones was going straight through the roof. It was going straight through this soft top convertible car and she's obviously panicked and this guy in the car behind

her was sitting there and this girl gets out of the car and she's like running across this bridge because she's like, what do I do? She got out of the car? She got out of the car because the hailstones were going straight through so she's like, I need to find cover. Anyway, so she's got out of the car and a hailstone ended up hitting her

straight in the back of the head and knocked her out cold. So she's been knocked out cold. She's laying on the ground. Hailstones are like smashing around her. And this guy was like, why isn't anyone getting out of this car to help this girl? So this guy who's already had his window, like front windscreen smashed and he gets out of the car and he runs over and he ties a hoodie around his head so he can kind of protect him. Hoodie helmet.

Hoodie helmet so he can kind of protect himself. And he's dragged this girl from where she's been hit by a hailstone, dragged her back to his car and he's laid her down in the back seat and he's laid over her to save her. Who is this hero? What a hero, honestly. Did they get married? I think she was engaged

and I think he was like 65. Forget him, you've got a new partner now. But what a hero, right? Incredible. Same thing has happened in Timaru. The Save Mart lost 18 skylights. What a story.

One more piece of audio from the timaru hailstorm um this is audio recorded by someone witnessing everything as well look at the size of that what the oh Was that a journalist from Newstalk ZB? Yeah I thought so Radio New Zealand I think actually Ah right

Hope you're doing well down there Timaru ZM Spree and Clint The podcast I feel like I need to give a warning before this next story. It involves angry vegans. That's the angry vegan air horn. Usually they sound the alarm. You've been warned.

The story is not from New Zealand. It's from the United States where a vegan man is suing Burger King. Now, in the States at the moment, you can get a vegan Whopper. I believe it's vegan, if not plant-based in the meat department at least. They have the Impossible Burger. Yeah, it's very common in the States because when we went there to LA earlier this year, the Impossible Burger, which they call it that because people eat it and they're like, surely this is meat.

It's not possible to taste this good of a meat. Exactly right. And it's pretty bloody good. I've tasted it. It's incredible. And as someone who is trying to remove as much meat from their diet as possible, I can't wait for it to be available here. It's good.

It's great. In the States, most places are doing it, including Burger King. You can go in and get the Whopper and they'll just replace the patty for the impossible patty. And you can't tell the difference. Like you can't even tell the difference. Yep. A man who is at least vegetarian is suing Burger King

because his Impossible burger was cooked on the same grill as the regular Whopper patties. Right. Now I get it if you don't want your meat to touch Or your food to touch any animal byproducts whatsoever I get it But really What are you doing eating at Burger King?

Well You know I think What are you doing going into Burger King Home of the flame grilled whopper Just walking in there You're going to inhale half a cow because that's what they do. They flame-grill meat. And it's delicious.

That's what they're known for. We were talking about this before, and it's this weird one where as food, even allergies and stuff like that become more and more mainstream, which is a good thing. I'm absolutely not anti that. But people who maybe have a gluten intolerance, not necessarily celiacs, I don't think they'd even bother but people who are anti

gluten and they go to an Italian restaurant. And they're like, I hope nothing's being cooked with gluten. And they're like do you know about pasta? Because our whole business is gluten here at the Italian restaurant. Do you know what the key ingredient in a lasagna is?

It's one of those ones, right? It's the gluten. I'm pro people making smart decisions. I actually don't really eat meat at all anymore. But also, let me ask you, do you think this guy is taking the piss a little bit? Yeah, I think he's taking the piss. Because you get those people who, you know, you see the people slipping over in the supermarket.

You see the people looking for an in. Yeah. Like, come on, mate. Oh, you think he's looking for a reason to sue somebody? Maybe, yes. I mean, I'm not accusing anyone. Yeah. But, like, if you're going into Burger King. I just think if you're anti, if you're that anti,

like if you're that anti. Then why are you at Burger King Then why are you at Burger King? Why are you You know Why are you at Burger King? Get out ZM's Free and Clint The podcast

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