ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 22nd 2018

Episode Date: November 22, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Good afternoon everybody, Brie and Clint. Let's do this thing, mate. Let's get into it, let's have a good show. Should we rip into it?
Starting point is 00:00:16 Let's rip into it. Hey, if you were trying to get pre-sale tickets for Float, thanks to Tip Top Trumpet, the pre-sale is now closed. Done. It's finished, but that's okay. Full tickets go on sale on Friday from 9am so you can get back involved then at grabone.co.nz.
Starting point is 00:00:34 That is going to be such a good day. It's going to be awesome. Yeah, I've been looking at that line-up over and over. I'm trying to figure out what Stan Walker's going to play. Little Black Box. He's got to play it, right? Or at least we've got to get at him before he puts his set list together
Starting point is 00:00:47 and say, hey, is it too early to get requests in there? Can you imagine just requesting songs of Stan Walker? Like he's some kind of live jukebox. He'd do it. I'm sure he's up for it. Like we said, full details,
Starting point is 00:00:59 Zed and one line for Float 2019, headlined by Drax Project, Mitch James, Jupiter Project, and Saatchi, as well as Stan Walker. You know how quite often you'll talk about relationship red flags? Yeah, stuff that you realise you don't want to be in
Starting point is 00:01:13 a relationship with that person. Something happens very early on in the dating process and you go, uh-oh, no, no, this is not the person for me. People talk about it all the time. No one ever talks about green flags. No one ever talks about green flags. No one ever spins it back positively and goes, oh my God, massive green flag.
Starting point is 00:01:30 They did this. Yeah. We're going to do that next. We're going to start talking about what in a relationship is a relationship green flag. What made you realise they were a keeper? This is DJ Khaled. I'm the one. Bree and Clint, ZM.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. Because we're about to talk about green flags. No one ever talks about a green flag. Always hear about a relationship red flag, right? When do you know that they're a keeper? Let's flip the conversation. Stop looking for bad things. Start looking for the good things, everybody.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Unless there's more bad, then. Definitely have your eyes open for the bad. Like if he's getting calls from another girl the whole time that you guys are on the date. Don't just say, oh, well. Don't just go, but he likes friends. I mean, don't let the green flags block out the red flags. We've gone straight back to red flags. We want to talk about green flags.
Starting point is 00:02:20 These are things that make you go, you know what? This person might actually be the one. This is a keeper here. This person might be the one that I stay with for good. I'm trying to think of what those have been for me, but I probably don't have any because I'm single. There would have been something at least. Of course there is. When you were first
Starting point is 00:02:38 together that made you go, oh, hang on a minute, this will work. I can remember once, you know what a big one is for me? Yeah. When they know the difference of your and you are. Oh, okay. It's one of the nerdiest green flags I've ever heard. Mate, there would be people out there right now going, me too. Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 00:02:57 There's totally grammar nerds out there who would be all about it. But I'm not a grammar nerd. Yeah. But I feel like that's a basic one. Okay. Do you know what it was for me with Lucy? What was it with your wife? It's when I realised that she was an eater.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Oh, yeah. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. Some of our first dates, as a lot of them are, based around food, and she knows her way around a menu. She'll take charge of a situation. How hot is it when someone orders for you? Oh my God. That's so hot.
Starting point is 00:03:26 And everything comes out and it's good. Yep. And there's plenty of it. And you're like, I need to marry this person. Lock them down. Also, it's how we plan all of our holidays. We don't plan them on going to see like the Empire State Building or like the Eiffel Tower or anything.
Starting point is 00:03:39 It's like, where's that restaurant? Let's go there. Where is that burger from Instagram? And where is that restaurant? I'm flying to Melbourne this weekend just to go to a restaurant. Are you going to the Peking Duck bar? I am going to that bar. The Peking Duck boys have just opened their own bar in Melbourne.
Starting point is 00:03:56 This is a very side note. Apparently it's really cool. You're going to go? Yeah. Jealous. But I'm also going to Chin Chin if anyone was wondering what restaurant. Oh, my God. Do I need to marry you as well?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Yep, probably. So my green flag was when I realised that my wife, Lucy, I guess you could probably word this better, when I realised she was an eater. She's also a feeder, which is also great. You should just say when you realised she liked food. That's the wording I've been looking for this whole time. There you go.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Oh, $800 at M this afternoon. Let's make it positive. What was your relationship green flag real early on when you went, oh, this person is meant for me. This is a ding, ding, ding. This is a good sign. That's my dream person. Producer Ellie had one.
Starting point is 00:04:35 She's with her boyfriend, Sam. What was it for you, Ellie? We met at work three years ago here and it was the Christmas party and we got along really well and we went back to my house and I was like, oh, here we go. He's going to bloody try it on, isn't he? We got into bed, he flicked on Harry Potter and we fell asleep to it and I was like, yep, I've got to pursue
Starting point is 00:04:51 this guy. Yep, that's the one. Yep, I'm done. That is one of the boldest moves I have ever heard a man pull. They call that the Hermione Granger. She certainly slithered in. Oh my god, Ellie. Oh, that was really bad, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:05:07 No, it was good, but it's a little bit early. 0800 dial ZM. Turn her mic off. Turn her mic off, for God's sake. She's on mute for the rest of the show. I rate it though, good pun. No, that was good.
Starting point is 00:05:20 What was your green flag, New Zealand? 0800 dial ZM. You can text on 9696. We're talking about relationship green flags instead of relationship red flags. What was the sign that you saw early on that made you go, this one's a keeper? This one is mine.
Starting point is 00:05:36 This is the real deal. Well, that was creepy how you said it. This one will be mine. Hence why I'm single. This one is the precious. My precious. Hey, Carl, what was it for you? What was your relationship green flag?
Starting point is 00:05:51 We both listened to the exact same music from the 50s to now. Oh, wow. Okay. And how is things on the coast? Massive range of music. Right, yeah, yeah. How old are you?
Starting point is 00:06:06 24. Okay, that's interesting then. So what you're saying is you're both huge music fans and it goes a long way back. Yeah. Yeah, good. And we play football as well. Soccer.
Starting point is 00:06:19 You both play soccer? Yeah. Oh, cool. Nice, thank you, Carl. Angelo, what was your relationship green flag? I went to pick her up on our first date and she hugged my car, but she didn't know what car I was going to rock up in. She hugged your car?
Starting point is 00:06:35 Yeah. What do you mean she hugged it? Well, she was obviously into cars, which I kind of knew about, but I didn't tell her that I was into cars. And rocked up, parked it on a drive, went inside, and she walked out, and she just was, what? What is this? A K70 Corolla?
Starting point is 00:06:52 Okay, so it was a Toyota Corolla. I was going to say, what sort of car is it that you're driving? So she knew exactly what she was talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was obviously into it, and I didn't want to tell her what car I had before I obviously seen her. It was like the romance line straight out of Fast and the Furious. Like, I'm done.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Something beautiful. Jackie, hi. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. What was your green flag in your relationship, Jackie? So my green flag was my now husband, he actually sold his PlayStation and brought me a ring. Oh, stop it. That is massive.
Starting point is 00:07:27 And I didn't know he sold his PlayStation until like a year later when he told me. And I was like, oh, way to make me feel bad. Cheers. I was going to say, yeah, you're wearing this PlayStation guilt ring around on your finger every single day. And every time he sees it, he's like,
Starting point is 00:07:42 that reminds me of the circle button. That was my favorite button to push on my PlayStation controller. Yeah, yeah. Definitely green flag. It's okay because he bought an Xbox as well as a ring. Hey, Anjali. Hello. Hello, Anjali.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Anjali. Hi. My mum was that my, he's my husband now but he was my, he wasn't really anything at the time, but he parked really close to the front door of the supermarket. No one in my family does, but I just didn't want to walk far and he always parked in the closest part. No, I'm so with you, Anjali. If they park way away, I'm like, who is this? Is he the sort of guy who would shell out for a baby seat so he could put it in the car just
Starting point is 00:08:28 so he could park in the mums and bubs car park just to get you even closer to the door? I wouldn't go that far but I mean yeah, that's horrible. The closest park, my mum parked so far away. He broke his own leg just so we could go in the wheelchair car park. He's a
Starting point is 00:08:43 true Romeo. Last one, Jeremy, what was your relationship green flag? Jeremy. Me and my wife, on our first date, we went out for a milkshake. And I said, do you want to go out for dinner as well? We're trying to work out where to go. And I was like, oh, why don't we just go dumpster diving? She was like, yeah, keen. And she jumped straight in the bin.
Starting point is 00:09:01 And I was like, wow, what a keeper. Jeremy, you're joking. You're telling me. I'm dead serious. Is that true? No, okay. And what did you find in the dumpster? Oh, so supermarkets throw out a lot of real good food.
Starting point is 00:09:15 It's just maybe nearing the use-by date. So we got some pasta. No, you didn't. Wait a minute. From the deli, some buns. It was sick. Whereabouts are you, Jeremy? In West Auckland. Can we organise a time to go dump whereabouts are you Jeremy? in West Auckland
Starting point is 00:09:25 can we organise a time to go dumpster diving? were you joking? when you said to her can we go dumpster diving was it a joke? and then she followed through with it
Starting point is 00:09:34 or did you genuinely suggest dumpster diving as part of your first date? oh no we I'm just a bit of an alternative kind of a guy I guess
Starting point is 00:09:42 and she sort of knew that about me so I was like oh we'll see if she's in for it you know alright well hell of a guy, I guess. And she sort of knew that about me. So I was like, oh, we'll see if she's in for it, you know? All right. Well, hell of a litmus test. I'm keen to go, Jeremy.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Can we get Jeremy's number? I'd be keen to go see the sights. If you are looking at your computer at the moment and you are thinking you'll knock off times five
Starting point is 00:09:59 and you're going, hmm, shh, probably going to be here for another hour or so. Got ages. Maybe another hour and a half. Got a bit to do. Stop.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Start packing your stuff up and go home in 30 minutes time. Because yesterday, we didn't even realise this, was International Go Home on Time Day. Did you know that? Didn't know that. Would you say that Kiwis and Australians have a pretty similar work ethic? I'd say it's, yeah, pretty bang on. Then these stats are relevant to us too.
Starting point is 00:10:28 They've done a survey all around Australia and they've found that on average, the Australian worker in 2018 is doing six hours of unpaid overtime a week. A week. That's crazy. They said it adds up to, in a year's time. Yeah, how much?
Starting point is 00:10:46 About two months of free work that you're doing. In how long? In over a year. It works out to be two months of free work that you're doing that you're not getting paid for in overtime. That is ridiculous. It's funny though, eh? It's funny because no one really knows these days what knockoff time it's.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Because, I mean, in your contract, if you've signed a work contract, it should say how many work hours you're meant to do. Oh, don't worry. We know what ours is. It's 7 o'clock. That's our knockoff time. We're not doing any overtime. I'm merely having this conversation on your behalf.
Starting point is 00:11:16 If it's a little bit blurry, you know? You know who I feel for? My brother's one that I watch him struggle through his work. He's an engineer. And if he's listening right now, because sometimes he listens on the iHeartRadio app. Yeah. Go home, Aiden.
Starting point is 00:11:31 You've been there too long. Can he though? Because some jobs, you really do feel like if you go home early, things will fall apart. If he's an engineer, if he goes home early, is a bridge going to fall down? So pretty much, this is what they do at his workplace, right?
Starting point is 00:11:44 So many people have left his workplace, right? So many people have left his workplace because it's not a very good place to work because they work them all so hard. So when they don't have enough staff, the other staff members have to pick up the slack. And they don't get paid for it. They don't get paid for it. That's the weird bit, eh? And then they have this rule that if you work,
Starting point is 00:12:03 I can't remember how many hours it is. I think it's a lot. I think it's like if you work, I can't remember how many hours it is. I think it's a lot. I think it's like if you work eight hours overtime in a week and then if you work over that eight hours, you start getting paid if you work more than eight hours overtime. What, so you've got to do a certain amount of overtime and then go into overtime? Before you get paid, yes.
Starting point is 00:12:20 You know what's a weird one too in workplaces? I've always found this weird. When someone leaves, say someone's got a full-time job, they do 40 hours a week, and then someone leaves, and then the boss goes, all right, you two are going to have to pick up what she used to do. And they don't replace that person? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:34 And you go, yeah, but you were paying her to do it. You're like, so how? Can I have half? If I'm doing half of what she was doing, can I have half of what you were paying her? I'd be stoked with that if they give you half of her job. Yeah, but you don't get that. They give me half of her job. Yeah, but you don't get that. They give me half of her pay.
Starting point is 00:12:46 The other thing though, if you do want to go, if you do want to do this, yeah, I'm going to start walking out at five on the dot. You do have to make sure that you're actually working
Starting point is 00:12:53 for the full eight hours that you're at work. Exactly. Because back when people did that, they didn't have Facebook at their computer. It's true. And they couldn't go on Instagram
Starting point is 00:13:00 on their phone every time they got distracted or they couldn't check every single notification they got. You actually would have to work quite hard while you're at work. There's also that pressure of, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:09 if no one else is leaving on time, then... Oh, that's a big one. You know what I mean? You feel the pressure to stay later. Because everyone else is. Yeah. Nah, screw that one. If you've done your work, go home.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Don't stay out of guilt. But if you... A lot of people do, though. You know, I had one more. I had a friend who worked in a place. It was so strict that if, when they were, he worked in a call centre.
Starting point is 00:13:30 If they wanted to go to the toilet. They didn't have to log them. Yes. My friend has to do that too. They had to log their toilet break. So you would apply for a toilet break and then the supervising person would, on your computer, go,
Starting point is 00:13:41 yes, you have a toilet break. Go now. And a timer would start on your computer. And if you weren't back at your computer to click I'm back in time, then they docked your pay. They give you a – No way. I would never work somewhere like that.
Starting point is 00:13:55 That's ridiculous. I know. What if I've had some problems? Well, what – yeah. You know? Well, what if I get real deep into the Instagram feed while I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm in there for 15 or 20 minutes? Which is why everyone goes to the toilet.
Starting point is 00:14:07 There you go, everybody. Yesterday, we missed it, but maybe it'll still work if you do it. Yesterday was international go home on time day. Hey, actually, don't go home on time. Go home now. You deserve it. You deserve it. Brie and Clint on ZM.
Starting point is 00:14:21 So I'm all about that garlic bread life and I got the tip off that Domino's Pizza in Australia are launching the garlic bread crust. Sounds genius. It's genius. They're launching it in December. I can't believe it hadn't already been done. Neither. But it's coming.
Starting point is 00:14:38 And I decided I needed to find out for the New Zealand people whether we're going to get it here or not. And that's when I met my good friend from Domino's, Jackie. Didn't hear anything about that, so I can't say anything. You're not saying that it's a definite no? Actually, I don't know. Are you keeping all the garlic
Starting point is 00:14:56 bread crust for yourself? No. You promise me? Yes, because we didn't get anything at the moment. Alright, if I hear something, I'll let you know. And if you hear something, you let me know. Yeah, okay, yeah. I love Jackie.
Starting point is 00:15:09 We bonded through garlic bread crust. What Domino's does he work at? Actually, don't say. I'm not going to say. He'll get bombarded. He'll be too famous. Since then, I don't know how this has happened. A lady by the name of Yvonne has called us from Domino's.
Starting point is 00:15:26 She's found out that we've been speaking about the garlic bread crust and she said she's got news for us. She big dog Domino's HQ lady. Apparently she's high up in Domino's here in New Zealand. Right, okay. So this is the inside scoop that I hope we're about to get. Well, I hope we didn't get Jackie in trouble. I hope not.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I hope this isn't the call to say we've disciplined Jackie and we've had to let him go. Because he's on our side. Yvonne speaking. Hi, Yvonne. It's Bree from Bree and Clint at ZM. How are you? Oh, I'm good, thanks, Bree. I've got my mate Clint here. Hi, Yvonne.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Oh, hi, Clint. I just need to know, is Jackie okay? Oh, yeah, no, he's all good. He's our favourite. Thank God. I think we've become best friends with him, Yvonne. Can you give him a pay rise? Oh, that's above my pay grade.
Starting point is 00:16:17 What is your role within Domino's? Where do you rank? So I'm the communications manager here. Fantastic. And you got wind that we were talking about this amazing thing Where do you rank? So I'm the communications manager here. Fantastic. And you got wind that we were talking about this amazing thing that the Aussie Domino's are launching in December, the garlic bread crust. Yes, indeed.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Yvonne, please tell me that you've got in touch with us because you've got some insider knowledge. I do, Bree. Oh, my God. Do I need to sit down? I'm already sitting down. Give it to me. You might need, yeah, you might need to sit down. Does Bree need to undo her pants for this? Too late, they're already undone.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Not quite yet. So I wanted to just let you know that Garlic Bread Crust is coming to New Zealand. Yeah. Not quite, not quite as soon as the Aussies. That garlic bread crust is coming to New Zealand. Yeah. When? Not quite, not quite as soon as the Aussies.
Starting point is 00:17:09 But we're getting it. But we will have it in the new year. Yes, we will. Let's celebrate New Zealand. Now, Yvonne. Honestly, cancel Christmas because you can't top that present Yvonne's just given me. When you say in the new year, are we talking December 2019? No, not December 2019.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Are we talking? Definitely January 2019, guys. Amazing. Lock it in, New Zealand. Yvonne, that's great news. You know who we've got to call? Jackie. Jackie.
Starting point is 00:17:44 I need to call Jackie back. I said if you hear something, call me, and if I hear something, that's great news. You know who we've got to call. Jackie. Jackie. I need to call Jackie back. I said if you hear something, call me, and if I hear something, I'll call you. But Yvonne. We'll be back in touch closer to the time, Bree, and we'll see what we can do for you. Yvonne, did we just become best friends? I think we did. I think we did.
Starting point is 00:18:02 I think we did. We'll talk to you soon, Yvonne. Bye. Bye. And so it is, Yvonne. Garlic Crust is on the way. Oh, my God. That's the biggest news we've ever broken on this show. Honestly, that is breaking news.
Starting point is 00:18:25 You've heard it here first. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Your birthday's 16th number one songs. That's how it works. Let's go to Retisha.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Good afternoon. Hi, Retisha. Retisha. Retisha. No, say it again. Say it again so we can get it. Retisha. Ret, Ritesha. Ristusha. Ritusha? No, say it again so we can get it. Ristusha. Ristusha. Ristusha.
Starting point is 00:18:51 I know, it's a horrible name. It is a beautiful name that we can't manage to say. Ristusha. One more time. Hang on, what's your nickname? Ristusha. If it helps, the lady in Norbert was called it. I don't know how good that was. That doesn't help at all.
Starting point is 00:19:04 What's your nickname? Yeah. Rashi. Norbert was called it. I don't know how good that was. That doesn't help at all. What's your nickname? Yeah. Rashi. Rashi. Rashi. What's your birthday, Rashi? The 21st of the year, 1991. Okay, Rashi, you were 16 in 2007 on the 21st of August,
Starting point is 00:19:19 and this is your birthday banger. Oh. Oh, that was a good jam. It was a good jam. It was a good jam. That's a strong chance to be played. Can I ask? Fergie, you've got to go her. Such a belter.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Reshi, where does your name come from? It comes from a lot like a grandma's. Yeah. But it comes from England. Right. Okay. I'm just trying to think if I got my great-grandma's name, it'd be Beulah.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Beulah. I love it. I love it, but they're fake otherwise besides that. That's nice. Okay. Wait there. We're going to see if we're going to play your birthday banger. Up next is Chantel.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Chantel? Chantel. Oh, yeah. Chantel. Chantel. Iantel. Oh, yeah, yep. Chantel. Chantel. I was going to say, don't let me screw up two of these. What's your birthday, girl?
Starting point is 00:20:10 14th of November, 74. Okay, Chantel, you were 16 in 1990 on the 14th of November, and on that day, this was number one. From the Ghost soundtrack, featuring the late Patrick Swayze,
Starting point is 00:20:28 you've got the Righteous Brothers' Unchained Melody. How do you feel about that? It's a classic, but maybe not a banger. Yeah, I know. It's a little bit slow. You know what it is? It's a great wedding first dance song. Isn't it?
Starting point is 00:20:44 We've had worse, Chantel. We've had worse. Hey, we've had worse and we've played worse, so you're not out of this yet. You know what it is? It's a great wedding first dance song. Isn't it? Mm. Unfortunately. We've had worse, Chantel. We've had worse. Hey, we've had worse and we've played worse. So you're not out of this yet. Sennon. Hi, Sennon. Sennon?
Starting point is 00:20:57 Sennon. I think we've got the name right. I think he's just not there. All right. Apparently his birthday is the 22nd of July, 1995. So he was 16 in 2011 on the 22nd of July. And this was top of the chart. Cobra Starship.
Starting point is 00:21:19 This is up there with the Cashew when we played yesterday. Banger. Yeah. Oh, but I wanted to play a song for Rashi though. I mean, I love Rashi. Mm-hmm. But I feel like she'd be with us on this.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Let's get permission. Can we play Cobra Starship, Rashi? You sure can. What an absolute G. Call the show anytime, Rashi. Thank you guys so much. Love you, Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Love you too. Wish my name was Bree, all right? You're a legend, mate. Have a good night. Zed and Bree and Clint, that is a birthday banger for Sennan, who messaged in, his phone died, but that's totally fine. That's Cobra Starship, and you make me feel.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I think he's on the phone. Is he back? Sennan, how was your birthday banger? What do you think? Oh, it was an absolute banger. I just want to say love your show as well. Keep up the great work, guys. We appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Who forgot about Cobra Starship, by the way? This was a time in life. This is the song they did with Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl. Right. Do they have any more? Yeah, they had a couple. They had one with Katy Perry as well, I think. Right.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Hey, thanks for finding it for Birthday Banger, Sennan. No worries, guys. Thank you so much. Have a great afternoon, mate. Brie and Clint on ZM. I had a bit of a moment yesterday when I realised my sister, who got married back in March, finally changed her name on Facebook. Her surname or her first name?
Starting point is 00:22:52 So she changed her surname from our family name, Thomas L, to her now husband's name, Muscadry. Oh, yeah. And when I saw it, I kind of had to do a double take and I felt really weird about it. Why? That's my sister, someone who I've known my entire life as Amber Thomasel and as a part of our family, the Thomasels,
Starting point is 00:23:19 and seeing her name as something different was really strange. Have you talked to her about it? I messaged her and I said, I saw that you changed your name on Facebook. It was so weird to see that. And she messaged me back and she said, to be honest, it was actually really hard for me to do. She said in her mind, she goes, I think I'll always be a Thomaselle because I'm so proud of our family and where I've
Starting point is 00:23:45 come from and she goes and obviously she loves Simon and he really wanted her to change it and she wanted to do that for him yeah but she said oh in her mind she'll always be a Thomaselle oh he wanted her to do it yeah right so he wanted them to start their life together and he wanted her to be a Muscadry like him. What will you do when you get married? To be honest, I think even from a young age and even if you ask my mum and dad who are very traditional in that sense, especially my dad, I was always against the grain and I was like, well, I'm not changing my name.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Did your mum change her name? Is she? Yes. So she's not, her maiden name is not Thomas L. She took your dad's name. Yeah. So not, yeah. Her maiden name was Steele.
Starting point is 00:24:34 So she took my dad's name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. See, I've just this year had these exact same conversations. Because you've been married, just gotten married this year as well. Yeah, I got married in February to my wife, whose last name is Slight. And beforehand, I didn't know whether she was going
Starting point is 00:24:50 to change her name and she kept getting asked. And to be honest, it became a little bit like. Did you guys ever have that conversation? Yeah, we did. We did. And I was a bit funny about it at first because I just kind of, I don't know, I think I just assumed. She would.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Yeah. Right? Because that's the norm. know, I think I just assumed. She would. Yeah. Right? Because that's the norm. Yeah, until you stop and listen and she said, look, I've always been a slight. That's who I am. It's weird for me to just all of a sudden become a different person. It's a bit to you.
Starting point is 00:25:18 I totally get that. When you think about it, you know, I feel like it's palmed off as not a very big deal and you just change your name and that's it. Well, this is the thing that I thought. I was like, no, no, I respect you in what you're saying and that totally makes sense. Part of me said maybe I should change my last name.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Because I saw on Instagram you've now got both your last names. I thought my logic behind it was it could be a cool statement to make that it doesn't have to be the girl who just by default has to volunteer her last name up. And if I took it, and imagine if one day we have a daughter, then that could set a really good example. I didn't do it.
Starting point is 00:25:56 But the reason I stopped was, I think for the same reason that she didn't want to do it, I sort of looked at my family and I said- I'm proud of where I've come from. Yeah, that's my last name. That's my family. And you don't want to give it up. And of looked at my family and I said... I'm proud of where I've come from. Yeah, that's my last name. That's my family. And you don't want to give it up. And I don't know how it would make them feel.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Like, does it make... If you do it, does it make your family go, oh, so you don't want to be a Roberts anymore? Is that what you're saying? God, there's so much politics involved with that. Yeah, I just don't think I can give up my name. A lot of people these days, too, change it on social media, but don't bother changing it legally.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Well, that's what my sister's done. Because that's just a pain in the ass. Yeah, my sister, I think, changed it on on social media and i think she's going to eventually if you change it legally you need a new driver's license a new passport a new credit card new everything costs a lot of money it does cost a lot of money cost a ton of money two of my friends which we were talking about this off air they got married and instead of hyphenating their name, they created a whole new last name with both of their last names. Oh. So they kind of joint them together.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Like a merger. Yeah. I can't remember what they came up with now because it was kind of hard to say, but they came up with, yeah. So I'm a Roberts and Lucy is a Slight. So we merged. We'd either be Wright or Slobberts. Okay, Wright I think is better.
Starting point is 00:27:02 No, Slobberts is good. I'd go with Clint Slobberts. I mean, it stands out. You sound like you're from the Harry Potter movies. Clint Slobberts? Okay, right. I think it's better. No, Slobberts is good. I'd go with Clint Slobberts. I mean, it stands out. You sound like you're from the Harry Potter movies. Clint Slobberts. You sound like a guy who needs a bib. I want to ask the people on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon. I mean, I do want the general take on it.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Like, have you kept your last name? And what's the vibe within your relationship about that? Maybe you've merged your two last names. relationship about that. Maybe you've merged your two last names. Oh yeah. Maybe you've even hyphenated them. Maybe you've created a whole new last name. Yeah maybe from scratch. Maybe you've gone this is our chance to come up with our own last name
Starting point is 00:27:35 and we can be called. And what did you come up with Banana Hammock? Okay well I don't know if anyone's named themselves after a pair of undies but. Pretty good though. Yeah pretty good. That's a Friends reference. Pretty good though. For the Friends fans. It's relevant.
Starting point is 00:27:50 See, the Friends fans would have already known that it was a reference and the rest of us could have just... Bree's passed it. 0800 dial ZM. You want to know... I want to know, what did you do with your last name when you got married? Bree and Clint on ZM. I noticed for the first time last night that my sister, who
Starting point is 00:28:06 got married in March, has changed her last name and I kind of felt like not that I'd lost my sister, but kind of. A little bit. Like we don't have the same last name anymore. No, you're not part of the same tribe anymore. Yeah, it's weird. Well, in a way she has moved on. She's got her own family now.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Yeah, she's got her own things happening. Yeah, she doesn't have to come around for Christmas anymore. She's got a new family. Oh, I she's got her own things happening. Yeah, she doesn't have to come around for Christmas anymore. She's got a new family. I know, that's really sad too. No, that's the connotations. It's not the truth. But the last name thing is such a big,
Starting point is 00:28:34 as someone who's been married, the last name thing is a thing you guys need to talk about and figure out where you both stand on it to make a decision. And is it something
Starting point is 00:28:41 you talk about before you get married? Like, did you and your wife Lucy before you got married this year talk about it? You know why you need to talk about it? Because the celebrant needs to know how to introduce you. Right.
Starting point is 00:28:51 So once they've completed the ceremony, the celebrant needs to know whether they're going to say, ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Mr. and Mrs., whatever it's going to be, or if they're not going to say that. So with us, I said, I'd like to present to you the married couple. I was going to say, just do it like that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:06 But we've gotten to a bit of a debate now as to, you know, what do you do? Yeah. I mean, it's tradition to take the male's last name. But it's 2018 and there are very few traditions that you still need to uphold just for tradition's sake. And I don't want to give up my name. No, and nor should you. That's who I am.
Starting point is 00:29:24 No, nor should you. You know? Yeah. It's weird for me. We've asked you on 0800 dial ZM, like where do you stand on it? What have you done? Yeah, what did you do with your last name, Jess? Sorry, Brittany? I changed
Starting point is 00:29:38 my last name. And what's your take on it, Brittany? So my thing is, I've forever wanted to change it since I was younger because my family's crazy. So you wanted to get out as soon as you could. Does your new partner have a good last name? Well, I've gone from being very posh and having a full white name
Starting point is 00:29:58 and now I've got a really merry name. Can you tell us what they were? What was your old name? Brittany? Gibbs. Gibbs. So it's very posh were? What was your old name? Brittany? Gibbs. Gibbs. So it was very posh. And what's your Maori name?
Starting point is 00:30:08 Yeah. And now I've changed my last name to Tipene and my middle names are both very Maori as well. You changed your middle names as well? No, but they are Maori, so I could hide them and just pretend I was a white girl. That's awesome. Go on, hit us with the full name, Brittany.
Starting point is 00:30:24 It's Brittany Te Marite Wainu Tipene. I love that name. That is a beautiful name. That's awesome. Go on, hit us with the full name, Brittany. It's Brittany Tamari Te Wainuti Pune. I love that name. That is a beautiful name. That is awesome. Okay, Lisa, what's your take with the whole last name thing? Are you married? Did you change yours? Where do you stand?
Starting point is 00:30:35 Yeah, I changed mine legally, but I haven't kind of changed it any other way. Okay, so not on social media or telling people? Yeah, all my emails are still my old maiden name. Why? Why did you do that? Because I got married quite old. I got married at 41, so I'd been my
Starting point is 00:30:54 age for, I mean, that name for a long, long time. And my husband still calls me by that name, so it didn't really matter to him so much. But legally, it was an old tradition of mine, and to take his name meant that was the respect of our marriage. Just don't tell anyone about it.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah, but my passport was still my old name, and I never changed that until it expired. I only did that about a year ago. So I didn't change anything until I needed to. Okay, very good. That's interesting. There you go. Let's go to Amy.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Sorry, Amy. I just want to read out this text. It's really interesting. Someone was talking about how they got married and changed their last name and they felt really sad about it. And they reckon it was a real pain in the ass, especially learning a new signature. Oh, that would be a pain in the ass.
Starting point is 00:31:37 You don't even think about that. Also, you know when it's New Year's and the year changes and you've got to go, come on, man, it's 2018. Damn it, 19. It'd be like that forever. You'd be like, hi, my name is so-and-so. No, damn it, my name is actually something else. And people would think you're crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Hi, or you're lying. Hey, Amy. Hi there. What happened to you? What's your take? So I got married a couple of years ago, and I've always been my own person. So I said to my husband, I was keeping my last name.
Starting point is 00:32:03 And how did he feel about it? He was fine because I do all the finances and he only had one thing, two things to change his name on. And then when he joined the family anyway, he decided he was more inclusive in my family. So he'd rather have my family name than his. So you guys do have the same last name. It's just he took yours.
Starting point is 00:32:25 He took my name name than his. So you guys do have the same last name, it's just he took yours? He took my name. How cool. And then the awesome thing was my brother got married two years later and he took his wife's name. Really? It sets a really good example. Like I said, if you guys...
Starting point is 00:32:38 So you just want to kill off your family name. One more. Let's go with Jess. Hey, Jess. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What did you do with your last name? So it was actually my friend.
Starting point is 00:32:50 So she, what she did is she hyphenated her maiden name into her middle name. Wait. So like, for example, whatever your middle name was, Brie, let's say it was Jess. So you would be Brie, Jess Thomas-Dow and then your new last name? And then bolt another one on there. Yeah. Right. So her maiden name now is her middle name.
Starting point is 00:33:11 It's hyphenated with her middle name. I get the hyphenation thing and I think that's the road that me and my wife are going down. Yeah, yeah. But the argument people come back with is, what if your kids marry a hyphenated person and they've got a four-way hyphenated name? Yeah, imagine that email address. Netflix, their head office in California
Starting point is 00:33:32 where they make Netflix, I guess, they've just released a new policy to all their staff members in regards to how they're allowed to behave with each other. They're calling it rules around creepiness. I thought you were going to say they're calling it no Netflix and chilling.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Basically. Pretty much. Basically, that's exactly what it is. There's four really interesting rules in this new policy. One of them is that if you have already asked someone out that you work with on a date and they've said no, you're not allowed to ask them again. So if they say no the first time, you can't keep going back and go,
Starting point is 00:34:07 how about today? How about today? Which kind of makes sense. It does kind of make sense. Because some people can't take the hint. Because if they said no the first time, more than likely probably a no-go zone. I'm okay with that one. One of the other rules is you're not allowed to ask for anybody's phone number At Netflix
Starting point is 00:34:25 What do you mean? You can't go up to them and say Hey, do you want to get your number? And I'll call you on the weekend Not allowed to do it at Netflix, head office What even if it's your colleague? No, they have to have made their phone number Publicly available in the work database
Starting point is 00:34:40 And then you can go and access it that way You're not allowed to go and ask them for their phone number Really? But to be honest, who's calling these days anyway? It all goes down in the DM, right? Exactly right. So that one's not so good. The other ones are quite interesting. They refer to staring at workmates and hugging workmates. The new rules at Netflix are there are no stares permitted longer than five seconds. What, so you can't look at someone for more than five seconds? What if I look away and then look back? If I'm still
Starting point is 00:35:14 looking, that's against the rules. Yeah. They've said over five seconds is creepy. How are you going to police that? They've also said no lingering hugs. No hugs longer than five seconds. That sounds like high school. You said how are they going to police that. They've also said no lingering hugs. No hugs longer than five seconds. That sounds like high school. You said, how are they going to police that? They said, if it happens, you
Starting point is 00:35:29 stand up and you say, stop! Don't do that again! And you shout it out so other people can hear it. That's how they're policing it. That is so strange to me. I kind of get it. I kind of get it because there needs to be rules around creepy workmates. No, like I get that.
Starting point is 00:35:45 But then the last thing that you, can I just say, as a female, the last thing that I really have the confidence to do is stand up and be like, stop doing that. Please stop this. Stop this. Do you want to test the five-second rule? We'll do it with a stare first. And you can do this if you're listening, provided you're not driving.
Starting point is 00:36:04 If there's someone that you can steer at, I'm going to set a five second timer. Okay. And no talking. So it's just a steer. Let's see if five seconds feels like a creepy amount of time. All right. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:36:14 Are you ready? Here we go. Don't make eye contact first. And five seconds starts now. It's a little bit long, eh? It is pretty long. What about a hug? So what's the rule?
Starting point is 00:36:31 It's a five second hug. Five seconds. They said no lingering hugs and what justifies a five second hug, what counts as lingering is five seconds. Okay. Do you want, I mean, I'm a... Do you want me to come to you? Do you want to come?
Starting point is 00:36:44 Should I come around there? Come around here and we'll just do five seconds, okay? Ben's going to run the timer and just as if we just run into each other. Oh, hey, good to see you. I'm still here. Is it weird that my pants are undone that whole time? Brie and Clint on Zit Im.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? This is What's The Plot, New Zealand, where Brie pits her movie knowledge against the rest of New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And so far, your run is seriously impressive. I do a lot of Netflixing, not much chilling. So I've seen a few movies. So you've seen them right through to the end. Yeah, exactly. I read the plot. First person to guess what that movie is takes the point, and it's best of three.
Starting point is 00:37:51 First person taking you on, representing the people, is Annie. Hi, Annie. Hi. Hey, how's it going? Have you played before, Annie? I haven't played, but I've heard you play. Okay, so you've played along in the car, maybe? For sure.
Starting point is 00:38:03 And you're good? I hope so. Alright, let's do this. Your buzzer is your name, Annie. Don't wait for me to finish. Yell out your buzzer as soon as you have an idea. Alright. First movie. Good luck, everybody. Now that Chris and his girlfriend, Rose,
Starting point is 00:38:17 have reached the... Annie. Annie. Is that Get Out? Oh my god. What is that? That was amazing. Well done, Annie. Annie, that was incredible. It is Get Out? Oh, my God. What is that? That was amazing. Well done, Annie. Annie, that was incredible. It is Get Out. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Oh. Better put that on charge. No, that's okay. You got in there just in time. You haven't seen Get Out? I haven't seen that. Oh, my God. You've got to see Get Out.
Starting point is 00:38:38 What is it? Well, I've read the rest of the plot. Oh, right. It won an Academy Award. It's incredibly good. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to give it away, though. I haven't even heard of that movie. Okay. Next up is Woody. Hey, Woody. Oh, right. It won an Academy Award. It's incredibly good. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to give it away, though. I haven't even heard of that movie.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Okay, next up is Woody. Hey, Woody. Hi, Woody. Hi. Are you a movie man? I'd like to think I am. Let me guess. Favourite film, Toy Story?
Starting point is 00:38:58 No. Good luck, Clint. Here we go. Buzzer is your name. Second movie. Don't wait for me to finish. Oh, God. I don't like being in this position.
Starting point is 00:39:06 He has never thought of himself as disadvantaged, and thanks to his supportive mother, he leads anything but a restricted life. He inspires people with his childlike optimism, but one person he cares about the most may be the most difficult to save, his childhood love. When he was dominating on the gridiron field
Starting point is 00:39:28 as a college... Bree. Bree. The replacements? The replacements is incorrect. Woody, you get a free guess here, mate. If you have a go and you get it wrong, you're not out.
Starting point is 00:39:44 I'll keep going. You get a second chance. I free guess here, mate. If you have a go and you get it wrong, you're not out. I'll keep going. You get a second chance. I'll keep going, mate. No, just chuck a title out there, mate. Honestly, this is your free guess. Oh, I know the film, but I can't think of the name. You don't want your chance? No, I can't even think of it, mate.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Okay, no problems. I'll continue. It's got Hayden. What's her face? I'll continue. Whether he was dominating on the gridiron field as a college football star, fighting in Vietnam, or captaining a shrimp boat, Whether he was dominating on the gridiron field as a college football star, fighting in Vietnam or captaining a shrimp boat, he always... Bree.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump is... Tiebreaker. 100% correct. You had that, didn't you, Woody? You were almost in there. Okay. At least I've made it here.
Starting point is 00:40:21 We've gone to tiebreak. Helen, pressure's on you. Oh, no. Okay. Let's do this, Helen. Helen, pressure's on you. Oh, no. Okay. Let's do this, Helen. What was the last movie you saw, Helen? I just watched the one on Netflix with Vanessa Hudgens. I watched that too, Helen.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Oh, is there a new one? It's a Christmas movie. Oh, okay. That's it. It was bloody terrible. It was. Here we go. Movie number three.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Helen, you shout your name as soon as you think You know what it is Okay Come on In 1991 A talented figure skater Becomes the Brie Brie
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Starting point is 00:40:53 Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie I'm going to give you... Blades of Glory. Blades of Glory is incorrect. I know that's incorrect. I can't think of her name. Helen, free guess for you. Is it The Ice Princess? The Ice Princess is incorrect. I'll continue. In 1991, a talented figure skater becomes the first American woman
Starting point is 00:41:15 to complete a triple axel... Damn it, what's her name? ...during a competition. In 1994, her world comes crashing down when her ex-husband conspires to injure Helen. Oh, no. Tonya Harding? Oh, Brie.
Starting point is 00:41:31 What's the name of the movie, though? Tonya Harding. Is that what you're submitting for your answer? Yes. Is incorrect. Brie. Brie, you get a free guess. I, Tonya.
Starting point is 00:41:43 I, Tonya is absolutely correct. You didn't do it without Helen's help though, did you? Not without Helen's help. Helen, you had her on the ropes there. I did. I couldn't remember. I was on the mat. You were about to deliver the knockout punch and we weren't quite there.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Oh, well, that's why she's so good. That was so close. That takes the score for What's the Plot for the year to 16 games to two. I don't know. I'm not going to celebrate hard for that one. That was pretty dismal. You should. That was a clutch victory. Bree and Clint on ZM.
Starting point is 00:42:19 How Kiwi is this story coming out of All Maroo? There's a local aquatic centre. PSA announcement. There's a Code Brown. Not a Code Brown. Multiple. Code Browns.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Get the skimmer! Evacuate the children! Get the skimmer! Evacuate the children! Get the divers! No one open their mouth underwater! Move, move, move! Get the brown-nosed divers! I would assume that there is only one aquatic centre in Oamaru, so there's no need to say specifically which it is.
Starting point is 00:43:03 We can breeze past that part. Sure. But apparently over the last month, there has been multiple incidents of a Code Brown alert where it's been happening at the same time of day once a week. Now, I'm no detective, but the minute you start to notice a trend, that's where you see a serial forming, you know?
Starting point is 00:43:27 And what I think we're dealing with, based on that intel, is a serial pooper. They're calling him the brown bandit. No, they're not calling him the brown bandit. I just called him that. Also, how do you know it's a him? It could be a her. Nah, it's probably a him.
Starting point is 00:43:42 This is where I go to with all these fetish-based criminals. Because what you're doing, that is fetishist. To want to do that in a public pool, what is it that gives you the rush when you're doing it? Is it the thrill of the getting it out
Starting point is 00:44:00 of your shorts without being... Am I going to get caught? Is it the pleasurable feeling of doing it in a public pool or is it doing is it this like the sadist part where you you do it and you get out of the pool and then sit there and have a sandwich and watch all these people swimming around in your giant toilet is that the bit that gets you going you know Yeah. A little bit off topic. Yeah. Do you pee in a public pool? No. No.
Starting point is 00:44:31 You took a long time to answer. No, no, no. I'm not the one on question here. And I saw you thinking about it going, okay, I'm on the radio. I don't. So if I wasn't on the radio. No, because if you do it, the water turns blue around you, remember? No, that's a myth. If you pee in you do it, the water turns blue around you, remember? No, that's a myth.
Starting point is 00:44:45 If you pee in a public pool, the water turns yellow around you. Code Brown, New Zealand. Code Brown, Omaru. Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. Go to New Zealand. Pre-sales are over for Float 2019. Brought to you by Tip Top Trumpet, but that's okay.
Starting point is 00:45:04 The next round of tickets goes on sale tomorrow morning at 9am from grabone.co.nz. Pre-sales are over for Float 2019, brought to you by Tip Top Trumpet, but that's okay. The next round of tickets goes on sale tomorrow morning at 9am from grabone.co.nz. You're looking a lot more relaxed, I feel. Am I? Yeah, you're looking good, relaxed, kind of zen. Why? Is that because you've been wearing yoga pants this week? Oh, namaste.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Well, I'm more accustomed to them now. I feel less conscious of myself. I also don't feel like I'm really wearing pants. That's the weirdest thing about these yoga pants that I've been wearing for the last few days. It feels like you're wearing nothing at all. That's the best part, right? And that's why us ladies choose to wear them all the time. And so I got you your very own pair of Lululemons and I feel like I want to let some other people experience how good it is. Sure, okay.
Starting point is 00:45:51 So if you want to call now, if you're a man and you want to experience the yoga pant from Lululemon, 0800 DALZM. Only men? Only men. Yeah, finally, finally guys get something. It men? Only men. Yeah. Finally. Finally, guys get something. It's 28. Oh, okay. Settle down.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Finally, it's our turn. 2018. The men should be able to experience the yoga pant too. Yeah, sure. What do we want them to tell us? I want you to tell us where you're going to wear them. Where are you going to wear the yoga pant? Yeah. The best one will win. What have you got?
Starting point is 00:46:26 $150. Oh. To spend at Lululemon. Damn. That is a good prize, can I say? All right, boys, come on through. 0800 dial ZM. Also, that's the first time I've ever said,
Starting point is 00:46:38 okay, boys, come on through. I welcomed you into the world of wearing a yoga pant this week. You did. I feel like it was a gift that I've given you where you've encompassed your dingleberries into some tight yoga pants. You've changed my whole perspective. We went to a buffet. It was great.
Starting point is 00:47:02 You went and did some lunges out in the office. You've been wearing them quite a bit. You know, fellas, with this pant, rather, all it requires, and you don't need to do this. I've seen people not do this. If you have a small modesty short over the front, you can wear these anywhere. I mean, maybe not a wedding or a funeral, but basically anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Anywhere you want to. God, you look active. I've never had so many people say, damn, man, stop working out so much. All the girls in the office kept saying, nice legs. Mm, mm, and I don't have nice legs. They're just a very tight, constricting, but comfortable pair of pant.
Starting point is 00:47:39 If you want some yoga pants this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, you need to tell us, as a male, where are you wearing your yoga pant? It's a premium yoga pants too. They are from Lululemon. He's going to hook you up. We have five men standing by. First of all, Mark. Mark, namaste.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Namaste. You're not a man. No, we'll go with that. No, that's Mark. Mark, how are you? I'm good, thanks, mate. How are you? Good, mate. What have you been doing?
Starting point is 00:48:09 What did you think of the... Oh, no, what have you been doing? I've been at work all day. Oh, yeah, where'd you work? Carter Construction, Timaru. Carter Construction, oh, yeah. What did you make of the All Blacks on the weekend? Why do you not believe me?
Starting point is 00:48:24 I do believe you. You're believe me? I do believe you. You're insulting it, Mark. I do believe Mark. I'm just having manly banter with Mark. Mark, is Lululemon one of your favourites? I don't know, yes. Good answer. I want to bet.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Yeah, all right, Mark. He wants to experience it. I liked Mark. Wait there, Mark. Didn't even get to ask Mark the main question. Hi, Paul. Yo. Oh, there we go. There we go, Mark. Didn't even get to ask Mark the main question. Hi, Paul. Yo. Oh, there we go.
Starting point is 00:48:46 There we go, Paul. Paul, if we were to give you some Lululemon man yoga pants, where would you be wearing them? I'd be wearing them this weekend in my dad's bed on the beach. What? Or even in the office. You'd wear them in the office? Oh, God, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:03 What sort of office is it? The normal typical office that Oh, God, yeah. What sort of office is it? Your normal typical office. All right, Matt. I feel like the phone's caught in your beard, but we have a good handle on what you're doing. Let's go to Dan. Hi, Dan. Where are you going to be wearing your yoga pant?
Starting point is 00:49:18 Well, I reckon the kids at school. I'm a primary school teacher. The kids at school will probably love it, eh? No, mate. You can't do that around kids. I think you'd probably get in trouble. Dan, Dan,
Starting point is 00:49:28 there's a certain area, especially with children being at eye level with that certain area. You can't wear them in a school. Really sorry, but we can't give them to you.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Dan's out. James, good afternoon. Namaste. How's it going, guys? Hi, James. Where are you going to be wearing your yoga pants? Oh, everywhere that's
Starting point is 00:49:45 acceptable, I reckon. And where do you think's acceptable? Well, mainly at work, because apparently it's not feeling like you're naked, according to Tom. It does feel like you're naked. And so you're watching my kids running around naked in the backyard with the fence down. It might be good to actually put something on this, Tom.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Alright, that's good. That's good. Last one, Zach. Hi, Zach. Hello, how are we? Good, Zach. Where are you going to be wearing your yoga pants? Well, all I heard, I don't actually know what those pants are like,
Starting point is 00:50:13 but all I heard was comfy pants. So I was thinking the supermarket where everyone else wears their comfy pants. Comfy pants. See, Zach's got the right idea. And people do wear them. I mean, I just want to ask one more. We didn't ask you, Mark.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Mark, if we give you these man yoga pants. I love Mark. Where are you going to wear them? To yoga with my girlfriend. Mark, you're the winner. Congratulations. Mark, did you just scream like a little girl? That was my girlfriend in the background.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I knew it was a bad idea. That was my girlfriend in the background. Oh, Mark, you've made my day. When you go out for, like, say you're going out for brunch to a cafe. Yeah. What's your go-to dish? What do you look for first on the menu? I go through stages. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:01 I do love an eggs, Benny. Yes. What about you? Hollandaise on the side. Oh, yep. Hollandaise on the side So you can apply it yourself That's good stuff I go for anything
Starting point is 00:51:07 That has hash brown And mushrooms in it I'm going to go ahead And stereotype one member Of our show Whose name is Ben Producer Ben Are you there with us?
Starting point is 00:51:17 Yeah I'm here Oh producer Ben From Christchurch Would it be fair to assume If you were sitting down Your eyes won't wander Any further on the menu than the big breakfast. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:28 It's normally at the top of the list or just something that's like the big one. Or just anything like that. You wouldn't have even had to ask me what producer Ben would go for. If you know producer Ben for two seconds you know it would be that. This is what producer Ben has for dinner. Anything he can put on the barbecue.
Starting point is 00:51:44 It's true. He called a cucumber the other day a capsicum. Can you can put on the barbecue. It's true. He called a cucumber the other day a capsicum. Can you put that on a barbecue? He's not super familiar with vegetables, is he? He doesn't like vegetables. I want to run this past you, Ben. It's a big breakfast in California that's going viral at the moment. Okay? This is what it includes.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Is this a bit of you, Ben? It has bacon, sausages, tomatoes, some kind of you, Ben, is what we're asking. It has bacon. Yeah. Sausages. Yeah. Tomatoes. Some kind of hash. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Chutney. Okay. Toast. It's fine, we can get rid of that. Avocado. No.
Starting point is 00:52:16 No. And an ostrich egg. How big is it? Guess how many standard eggs this ostrich egg is. Four? Sixteen Really? So it's the centrepiece, they fry it
Starting point is 00:52:31 You've got to think of an ostrich egg, you've got to hold it in two hands Sixteen standard eggs They crack it on the grill, they fry it as one big egg So it just looks like an enormous egg And then they place all those other elements of the big breakfast Around the outside of the ostrich egg Is that the kind of big breakfast around the outside of the ostrich egg. Is that the kind of big breakfast you can see yourself getting into?
Starting point is 00:52:50 Yeah, I could probably do that. I could probably do 16 eggs, no issues. Shouldn't have said that. Should not have said that. It's over a whole carton. He just said 16 eggs, no issues. I know what we're doing on the show tomorrow. How much would you pay for a 16 egg big breakfast? It doesn't really matter because there'll probably be a lot of bacon in that.
Starting point is 00:53:06 It's $104. No, it does matter. Holy hell. I don't want to eat an ostrich egg either. It feels like it would taste weird. I'd rather an emu. Or a moa. What about this story today about the guy who's been killed by the lost tribe in the Indian Ocean?
Starting point is 00:53:27 I saw the title of this story, but I didn't read into it. What happened? So he's a Christian guy. Yeah. American dude, right? American Christian guy who has decided that this tribe, who have never had contact with the outside world. So this is one of those tribes where like footage has come out.
Starting point is 00:53:45 And usually, have you seen the ones where they're bright red? Like in red paint? They live in a prehistoric society. They don't know the outside world exists. Yeah. And for that reason, they're protected. You're not allowed to contact them at all. He's decided that they need Jesus.
Starting point is 00:54:03 And I shouldn't laugh, but that was his mission. He goes, these people on this island, they know nothing need Jesus. And I shouldn't laugh, but that was his mission. He goes, these people on this island, they know nothing about Jesus. I'm going to be the one to tell them about it. And I don't know if he's read any history books about how that's gone in the past, but he's paid a fishing boat to illegally get him out as close to the island as possible.
Starting point is 00:54:21 And then he's then gone ashore on the island and straight away the tribe have killed him with bows and arrows. Because imagine to this tribe, right? That would be like an alien. 100%. Coming into their environment. 100%. They would have no idea what was going on, who that was.
Starting point is 00:54:39 There's some footage of them that was obtained by helicopter. Yep. And in that, before this happened, earlier in the year or last year I think actually, and straight away they started firing their bows and arrows at the helicopter because same reason. They're protecting their tribe. And you wouldn't have any idea what it was. It would
Starting point is 00:54:55 look like an alien spacecraft. Yeah. Coming down and so they started shooting with arrows. Anyway, they've shot him with arrows and he's dead. The interesting thing about this is they can never be prosecuted for it. Really? They can't charge. Well, you can't contact them.
Starting point is 00:55:11 It's illegal to contact them. So for them to go and arrest these people. Impossible. Impossible. But also, they're not under any law system because they don't know about the law. They don't know about modern civilization so the fact that they've killed somebody that's so hard to get your head around right so technically yeah they don't even know about any of that but this is part of the reason why you don't contact
Starting point is 00:55:36 a lost tribe like what was he doing in the first place like and what do you think you're going to achieve from it really really if they all start reading bibles is're going to achieve from it? Really? Really? If they all start reading Bibles, is that going to make them better off than they already are? Well, they probably can't read. That's the other bit. How is the first conversation going to go? He's going to go, hello. And they're going to go, huh?
Starting point is 00:56:00 They didn't think it through. And they'd go, this guy looks like lunch.

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