ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 22nd 2018
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ZM!
Let's go, go, go!
Now let me see you dance!
ZM's Brie and Clint!
Good afternoon everybody, Brie and Clint.
Let's do this thing, mate.
Let's get into it, let's have a good show.
Should we rip into it?
Let's rip into it.
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That is going to be such a good day.
It's going to be awesome.
Yeah, I've been looking at that line-up over and over.
I'm trying to figure out what Stan Walker's going to play.
Little Black Box.
He's got to play it, right?
Or at least we've got to get at him
before he puts his set list together
and say, hey,
is it too early to get requests in there?
Can you imagine just requesting songs
of Stan Walker?
Like he's some kind of live jukebox.
He'd do it.
I'm sure he's up for it.
Like we said, full details,
Zed and one line for Float 2019,
headlined by Drax Project,
Mitch James, Jupiter Project,
and Saatchi, as well as Stan Walker.
You know how quite often you'll
talk about relationship red flags?
Yeah, stuff that you
realise you don't want to be in
a relationship with that person. Something happens
very early on in the dating
process and you go, uh-oh, no, no,
this is not the person for me. People talk about it all the
time. No one ever talks about green
flags. No one ever talks about green flags.
No one ever spins it back positively and goes,
oh my God, massive green flag.
They did this.
Yeah.
We're going to do that next.
We're going to start talking about what in a relationship is a relationship green flag.
What made you realise they were a keeper?
This is DJ Khaled.
I'm the one.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM.
Because we're about to talk about green flags.
No one ever talks about a green flag.
Always hear about a relationship red flag, right?
When do you know that they're a keeper?
Let's flip the conversation.
Stop looking for bad things.
Start looking for the good things, everybody.
Unless there's more bad, then.
Definitely have your eyes open for the bad.
Like if he's getting calls from another girl the whole time that you guys are on the date.
Don't just say, oh, well.
Don't just go, but he likes friends.
I mean, don't let the green flags block out the red flags.
We've gone straight back to red flags.
We want to talk about green flags.
These are things that make you go, you know what?
This person might actually be the one.
This is a keeper here.
This person might be the one that I stay with for good.
I'm trying to think of what those have been
for me, but I probably don't have any because
I'm single. There would have been
something at least. Of course there is. When you were first
together that made you go, oh,
hang on a minute, this will work. I can remember
once, you know what a big one is for
me? Yeah. When they know the difference of your and you are.
Oh, okay.
It's one of the nerdiest green flags I've ever heard.
Mate, there would be people out there right now going, me too.
Oh, no, no.
There's totally grammar nerds out there who would be all about it.
But I'm not a grammar nerd.
Yeah.
But I feel like that's a basic one.
Okay.
Do you know what it was for me with Lucy?
What was it with your wife?
It's when I realised that she was an eater.
Oh, yeah.
And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Some of our first dates, as a lot of them are, based around food,
and she knows her way around a menu.
She'll take charge of a situation.
How hot is it when someone orders for you?
Oh my God.
That's so hot.
And everything comes out and it's good.
Yep.
And there's plenty of it.
And you're like, I need to marry this person.
Lock them down.
Also, it's how we plan all of our holidays.
We don't plan them on going to see like the Empire State Building
or like the Eiffel Tower or anything.
It's like, where's that restaurant?
Let's go there.
Where is that burger from Instagram?
And where is that restaurant?
I'm flying to Melbourne this weekend just to go to a restaurant.
Are you going to the Peking Duck bar?
I am going to that bar.
The Peking Duck boys have just opened their own bar in Melbourne.
This is a very side note.
Apparently it's really cool.
You're going to go?
Yeah.
Jealous.
But I'm also going to Chin Chin if anyone was wondering what restaurant.
Oh, my God.
Do I need to marry you as well?
Yep, probably.
So my green flag was when I realised that my wife, Lucy,
I guess you could probably word this better,
when I realised she was an eater.
She's also a feeder, which is also great.
You should just say when you realised she liked food.
That's the wording I've been looking for this whole time.
There you go.
Oh, $800 at M this afternoon.
Let's make it positive.
What was your relationship green flag real early on when you went,
oh, this person is meant for me.
This is a ding, ding, ding.
This is a good sign.
That's my dream person.
Producer Ellie had one.
She's with her boyfriend, Sam.
What was it for you, Ellie?
We met at work three years ago here and it was the Christmas party
and we got along really well and we went back to my house
and I was like, oh, here we go. He's going to
bloody try it on, isn't he? We got into bed,
he flicked on Harry Potter and we fell
asleep to it and I was like, yep, I've got to pursue
this guy. Yep, that's the one. Yep, I'm
done. That is one of the
boldest moves I have ever
heard a man pull. They call that
the Hermione Granger.
She certainly slithered in.
Oh my god, Ellie.
Oh, that was really bad, wasn't it?
No, it was good,
but it's a little bit early.
0800 dial ZM.
Turn her mic off.
Turn her mic off, for God's sake.
She's on mute for the rest of the show.
I rate it though, good pun.
No, that was good.
What was your green flag, New Zealand?
0800 dial ZM.
You can text on 9696.
We're talking about relationship green flags
instead of relationship red flags.
What was the sign that you saw early on
that made you go, this one's a keeper?
This one is mine.
This is the real deal.
Well, that was creepy how you said it.
This one will be mine.
Hence why I'm single.
This one is the precious.
My precious.
Hey, Carl, what was it
for you? What was your relationship green flag?
We
both listened to the exact same
music from the 50s
to now. Oh, wow.
Okay. And how is things
on the coast? Massive
range of music. Right, yeah, yeah.
How old are you?
24.
Okay, that's interesting then.
So what you're saying is you're both huge music fans
and it goes a long way back.
Yeah.
Yeah, good.
And we play football as well.
Soccer.
You both play soccer?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Nice, thank you, Carl.
Angelo, what was your relationship green flag?
I went to pick her up on our first date and she hugged my car,
but she didn't know what car I was going to rock up in.
She hugged your car?
Yeah.
What do you mean she hugged it?
Well, she was obviously into cars, which I kind of knew about,
but I didn't tell her that I was into cars.
And rocked up, parked it on a drive, went inside, and she walked out,
and she just was, what?
What is this?
A K70 Corolla?
Okay, so it was a Toyota Corolla.
I was going to say, what sort of car is it that you're driving?
So she knew exactly what she was talking about.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was obviously into it, and I didn't want to tell her what car I had
before I obviously seen her.
It was like the romance line straight out of Fast and the Furious.
Like, I'm done.
Something beautiful.
Jackie, hi.
Hello, how are you?
Good, thanks.
What was your green flag in your relationship, Jackie?
So my green flag was my now husband, he actually sold his PlayStation and brought me a ring.
Oh, stop it.
That is massive.
And I didn't know he sold his PlayStation
until like a year later when he told me.
And I was like, oh, way to make me feel bad.
Cheers.
I was going to say, yeah,
you're wearing this PlayStation guilt ring around on your finger
every single day.
And every time he sees it, he's like,
that reminds me of the circle button.
That was my favorite button to push on my PlayStation controller.
Yeah, yeah. Definitely
green flag. It's okay because
he bought an Xbox as well as a ring.
Hey,
Anjali. Hello.
Hello, Anjali.
Anjali. Hi.
My mum was
that my,
he's my husband now but he was my, he wasn't really anything at the time, but he parked really close to the front door of the supermarket.
No one in my family does, but I just didn't want to walk far and he always parked in the closest part.
No, I'm so with you, Anjali.
If they park way away, I'm like, who is this? Is he the sort of guy who would shell out for a baby
seat so he could put it in the car just
so he could park in the mums and bubs car park
just to get you even closer to the door?
I wouldn't go that far but
I mean yeah, that's horrible.
The closest park, my mum parked so
far away. He broke
his own leg just so we could go in the
wheelchair car park. He's a
true Romeo. Last one, Jeremy, what was your relationship green flag?
Jeremy.
Me and my wife, on our first date, we went out for a milkshake.
And I said, do you want to go out for dinner as well?
We're trying to work out where to go.
And I was like, oh, why don't we just go dumpster diving?
She was like, yeah, keen.
And she jumped straight in the bin.
And I was like, wow, what a keeper.
Jeremy, you're joking.
You're telling me.
I'm dead serious.
Is that true?
No, okay.
And what did you find in the dumpster?
Oh, so supermarkets throw out a lot of real good food.
It's just maybe nearing the use-by date.
So we got some pasta.
No, you didn't.
Wait a minute.
From the deli, some buns.
It was sick.
Whereabouts are you, Jeremy?
In West Auckland. Can we organise a time to go dump whereabouts are you Jeremy? in West Auckland
can we organise a time
to go dumpster diving?
were you joking?
when you said to her
can we go dumpster diving
was it a joke?
and then she followed
through with it
or did you genuinely
suggest dumpster diving
as part of your first date?
oh no
we
I'm just a bit of an
alternative kind of a guy
I guess
and she sort of knew
that about me
so I was like
oh we'll see if she's in for it you know alright well hell of a guy, I guess. And she sort of knew that about me. So I was like, oh, we'll see if she's
in for it, you know?
All right.
Well, hell of a litmus test.
I'm keen to go, Jeremy.
Can we get Jeremy's number?
I'd be keen to
go see the sights.
If you are looking
at your computer
at the moment
and you are thinking
you'll knock off times five
and you're going,
hmm, shh,
probably going to be here
for another hour or so.
Got ages.
Maybe another hour and a half.
Got a bit to do.
Stop.
Start packing your stuff up and go home in 30 minutes time.
Because yesterday, we didn't even realise this,
was International Go Home on Time Day.
Did you know that?
Didn't know that.
Would you say that Kiwis and Australians have a pretty similar work ethic?
I'd say it's, yeah, pretty bang on.
Then these stats are relevant to us too.
They've done a survey all around Australia
and they've found that on average,
the Australian worker in 2018
is doing six hours of unpaid overtime a week.
A week.
That's crazy.
They said it adds up to, in a year's time.
Yeah, how much?
About two months of free work that you're doing.
In how long?
In over a year.
It works out to be two months of free work that you're doing
that you're not getting paid for in overtime.
That is ridiculous.
It's funny though, eh?
It's funny because no one really knows these days what knockoff time it's.
Because, I mean, in your contract, if you've signed a work contract,
it should say how many work hours you're meant to do.
Oh, don't worry.
We know what ours is.
It's 7 o'clock.
That's our knockoff time.
We're not doing any overtime.
I'm merely having this conversation on your behalf.
If it's a little bit blurry, you know?
You know who I feel for?
My brother's one that I watch him struggle through his work.
He's an engineer.
And if he's listening right now,
because sometimes he listens on the iHeartRadio app.
Yeah.
Go home, Aiden.
You've been there too long.
Can he though?
Because some jobs,
you really do feel like if you go home early,
things will fall apart.
If he's an engineer, if he goes home early,
is a bridge going to fall down?
So pretty much, this is what they do at his workplace, right?
So many people have left his workplace, right?
So many people have left his workplace because it's not a very good place to work because they work them all so hard.
So when they don't have enough staff,
the other staff members have to pick up the slack.
And they don't get paid for it.
They don't get paid for it.
That's the weird bit, eh?
And then they have this rule that if you work,
I can't remember how many hours it is.
I think it's a lot. I think it's like if you work, I can't remember how many hours it is. I think it's a lot.
I think it's like if you work eight hours overtime in a week
and then if you work over that eight hours,
you start getting paid if you work more than eight hours overtime.
What, so you've got to do a certain amount of overtime
and then go into overtime?
Before you get paid, yes.
You know what's a weird one too in workplaces?
I've always found this weird.
When someone leaves, say someone's got a full-time job,
they do 40 hours a week, and then someone leaves,
and then the boss goes, all right, you two are going to have to pick up
what she used to do.
And they don't replace that person?
Yeah.
And you go, yeah, but you were paying her to do it.
You're like, so how?
Can I have half?
If I'm doing half of what she was doing,
can I have half of what you were paying her?
I'd be stoked with that if they give you half of her job.
Yeah, but you don't get that. They give me half of her job. Yeah, but you don't get that.
They give me half of her pay.
The other thing though,
if you do want to go,
if you do want to do this,
yeah,
I'm going to start
walking out at five on the dot.
You do have to make sure
that you're actually working
for the full eight hours
that you're at work.
Exactly.
Because back when people did that,
they didn't have Facebook
at their computer.
It's true.
And they couldn't go on Instagram
on their phone
every time they got distracted
or they couldn't check
every single notification
they got.
You actually would have to work quite hard
while you're at work.
There's also that pressure of, you know,
if no one else is leaving on time, then...
Oh, that's a big one.
You know what I mean?
You feel the pressure to stay later.
Because everyone else is.
Yeah.
Nah, screw that one.
If you've done your work, go home.
Don't stay out of guilt.
But if you...
A lot of people do, though.
You know, I had one more.
I had a friend who worked in a place.
It was so strict that if,
when they were,
he worked in a call centre.
If they wanted to go to the toilet.
They didn't have to log them.
Yes.
My friend has to do that too.
They had to log their toilet break.
So you would apply for a toilet break
and then the supervising person would,
on your computer, go,
yes, you have a toilet break.
Go now.
And a timer would start on your computer.
And if you weren't back at your computer to click I'm back in time,
then they docked your pay.
They give you a –
No way.
I would never work somewhere like that.
That's ridiculous.
I know.
What if I've had some problems?
Well, what – yeah.
You know?
Well, what if I get real deep into the Instagram feed
while I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm in there for 15 or 20 minutes?
Which is why everyone goes to the toilet.
There you go, everybody.
Yesterday, we missed it, but maybe it'll still work if you do it.
Yesterday was international go home on time day.
Hey, actually, don't go home on time.
Go home now.
You deserve it.
You deserve it.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
So I'm all about that garlic bread life and I got the tip off that Domino's Pizza in Australia
are launching the garlic bread crust.
Sounds genius.
It's genius.
They're launching it in December.
I can't believe it hadn't already been done.
Neither.
But it's coming.
And I decided I needed to find out for the New Zealand people
whether we're going to get it here or not.
And that's when I met my good friend
from Domino's, Jackie.
Didn't hear anything about that, so I can't say anything.
You're not saying that it's a definite
no? Actually, I don't know.
Are you keeping all the garlic
bread crust for yourself? No.
You promise me?
Yes, because we didn't
get anything at the moment.
Alright, if I hear something, I'll let you know.
And if you hear something, you let me know.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
I love Jackie.
We bonded through garlic bread crust.
What Domino's does he work at?
Actually, don't say.
I'm not going to say.
He'll get bombarded.
He'll be too famous.
Since then, I don't know how this has happened.
A lady by the name of Yvonne has called us from Domino's.
She's found out that we've been speaking about the garlic bread crust
and she said she's got news for us.
She big dog Domino's HQ lady.
Apparently she's high up in Domino's here in New Zealand.
Right, okay.
So this is the inside scoop that I hope we're about to get.
Well, I hope we didn't get Jackie in trouble.
I hope not.
I hope this isn't the call to say we've disciplined Jackie
and we've had to let him go.
Because he's on our side.
Yvonne speaking.
Hi, Yvonne. It's Bree from Bree and Clint
at ZM. How are you?
Oh, I'm good, thanks, Bree.
I've got my mate Clint here. Hi, Yvonne.
Oh, hi, Clint.
I just need to know, is Jackie okay?
Oh, yeah, no, he's all good.
He's our favourite.
Thank God.
I think we've become best friends with him, Yvonne.
Can you give him a pay rise?
Oh, that's above my pay grade.
What is your role within Domino's?
Where do you rank?
So I'm the communications manager here.
Fantastic.
And you got wind that we were talking about this amazing thing Where do you rank? So I'm the communications manager here. Fantastic.
And you got wind that we were talking about this amazing thing that the Aussie Domino's are launching in December,
the garlic bread crust.
Yes, indeed.
Yvonne, please tell me that you've got in touch with us
because you've got some insider knowledge.
I do, Bree.
Oh, my God. Do I need to sit
down? I'm already sitting down.
Give it to me. You might need, yeah,
you might need to sit down. Does Bree need to
undo her pants for this? Too late, they're already undone.
Not quite yet.
So I wanted
to just let you know
that Garlic Bread Crust
is coming to New Zealand.
Yeah.
Not quite, not quite as soon as the Aussies. That garlic bread crust is coming to New Zealand. Yeah. When?
Not quite, not quite as soon as the Aussies.
But we're getting it.
But we will have it in the new year.
Yes, we will.
Let's celebrate New Zealand.
Now, Yvonne.
Honestly, cancel Christmas because you can't top that present Yvonne's just given me.
When you say in the new year, are we talking December 2019?
No, not December 2019.
Are we talking?
Definitely January 2019, guys.
Amazing.
Lock it in, New Zealand.
Yvonne, that's great news.
You know who we've got to call?
Jackie.
Jackie.
I need to call Jackie back. I said if you hear something, call me, and if I hear something, that's great news. You know who we've got to call. Jackie. Jackie.
I need to call Jackie back.
I said if you hear something, call me, and if I hear something, I'll call you.
But Yvonne.
We'll be back in touch closer to the time, Bree, and we'll see what we can do for you.
Yvonne, did we just become best friends?
I think we did.
I think we did.
I think we did.
We'll talk to you soon, Yvonne.
Bye. Bye.
And so it is, Yvonne.
Garlic Crust is on the way.
Oh, my God.
That's the biggest news we've ever broken on this show.
Honestly, that is breaking news.
You've heard it here first.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger.
Your birthday's 16th number one songs.
That's how it works.
Let's go to Retisha.
Good afternoon.
Hi, Retisha.
Retisha.
Retisha.
No, say it again. Say it again so we can get it. Retisha. Ret, Ritesha. Ristusha. Ritusha? No, say it again so we can get it.
Ristusha.
Ristusha.
Ristusha.
I know, it's a horrible name. It is a beautiful name that we can't manage to say.
Ristusha.
One more time.
Hang on, what's your nickname?
Ristusha.
If it helps, the lady in Norbert was called it.
I don't know how good that was.
That doesn't help at all.
What's your nickname? Yeah. Rashi. Norbert was called it. I don't know how good that was. That doesn't help at all. What's your nickname?
Yeah.
Rashi.
Rashi.
Rashi.
What's your birthday, Rashi?
The 21st of the year, 1991.
Okay, Rashi, you were 16 in 2007 on the 21st of August,
and this is your birthday banger.
Oh.
Oh, that was a good jam. It was a good jam.
It was a good jam.
That's a strong chance to be played.
Can I ask?
Fergie, you've got to go her.
Such a belter.
Reshi, where does your name come from?
It comes from a lot like a grandma's.
Yeah.
But it comes from England.
Right.
Okay.
I'm just trying to think if I got my great-grandma's name,
it'd be Beulah.
Beulah.
I love it.
I love it, but they're fake otherwise besides that.
That's nice.
Okay.
Wait there.
We're going to see if we're going to play your birthday banger.
Up next is Chantel.
Chantel?
Chantel.
Oh, yeah.
Chantel. Chantel. Iantel. Oh, yeah, yep.
Chantel.
Chantel. I was going to say,
don't let me screw up two of these.
What's your birthday, girl?
14th of November, 74.
Okay, Chantel,
you were 16 in 1990
on the 14th of November,
and on that day,
this was number one.
From the Ghost soundtrack,
featuring the late Patrick Swayze,
you've got the Righteous Brothers' Unchained Melody.
How do you feel about that?
It's a classic, but maybe not a banger.
Yeah, I know.
It's a little bit slow.
You know what it is?
It's a great wedding first dance song.
Isn't it?
We've had worse, Chantel. We've had worse. Hey, we've had worse and we've played worse, so you're not out of this yet. You know what it is? It's a great wedding first dance song. Isn't it? Mm. Unfortunately.
We've had worse, Chantel.
We've had worse.
Hey, we've had worse and we've played worse.
So you're not out of this yet.
Sennon.
Hi, Sennon.
Sennon?
Sennon.
I think we've got the name right.
I think he's just not there.
All right.
Apparently his birthday is the 22nd of July, 1995.
So he was 16 in 2011 on the 22nd of July.
And this was top of the chart.
Cobra Starship.
This is up there with the Cashew when we played yesterday.
Banger.
Yeah.
Oh, but I wanted to play a song for Rashi though.
I mean, I love Rashi.
Mm-hmm.
But I feel like
she'd be with us on this.
Let's get permission.
Can we play
Cobra Starship, Rashi?
You sure can.
What an absolute G.
Call the show anytime, Rashi.
Thank you guys so much.
Love you, Bree and Clint.
Love you too.
Wish my name was Bree,
all right?
You're a legend, mate.
Have a good night.
Zed and Bree and Clint, that is a birthday banger for Sennan,
who messaged in, his phone died, but that's totally fine.
That's Cobra Starship, and you make me feel.
I think he's on the phone.
Is he back?
Sennan, how was your birthday banger?
What do you think?
Oh, it was an absolute banger.
I just want to say love your show as well.
Keep up the great work, guys.
We appreciate that.
Who forgot about Cobra Starship, by the way?
This was a time in life.
This is the song they did with Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl.
Right.
Do they have any more?
Yeah, they had a couple.
They had one with Katy Perry as well, I think.
Right.
Hey, thanks for finding it for Birthday Banger, Sennan.
No worries, guys.
Thank you so much.
Have a great afternoon, mate.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
I had a bit of a moment yesterday when I realised my sister,
who got married back in March, finally changed her name on Facebook.
Her surname or her first name?
So she changed her surname from our family name, Thomas L,
to her now husband's name, Muscadry.
Oh, yeah.
And when I saw it, I kind of had to do a double take
and I felt really weird about it.
Why?
That's my sister, someone who I've known my entire life
as Amber Thomasel and as a part of our family, the Thomasels,
and seeing her name as something different was really strange.
Have you talked to her about it?
I messaged her and I said, I saw that you changed your name on Facebook.
It was so weird to see that.
And she messaged me back and she said, to be honest,
it was actually really hard for me to do.
She said in her mind, she goes, I think I'll always be a Thomaselle
because I'm so proud of our family and where I've
come from and she goes and obviously she loves Simon and he really wanted her to change it and
she wanted to do that for him yeah but she said oh in her mind she'll always be a Thomaselle oh
he wanted her to do it yeah right so he wanted them to start their life together and he wanted her to be a Muscadry like him.
What will you do when you get married?
To be honest, I think even from a young age
and even if you ask my mum and dad who are very traditional in that sense,
especially my dad, I was always against the grain
and I was like, well, I'm not changing my name.
Did your mum change her name?
Is she?
Yes.
So she's not, her maiden name is not Thomas L.
She took your dad's name.
Yeah.
So not, yeah.
Her maiden name was Steele.
So she took my dad's name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
See, I've just this year had these exact same conversations.
Because you've been married, just gotten married this year as well.
Yeah, I got married in February to my wife,
whose last name is Slight.
And beforehand, I didn't know whether she was going
to change her name and she kept getting asked.
And to be honest, it became a little bit like.
Did you guys ever have that conversation?
Yeah, we did.
We did.
And I was a bit funny about it at first because I just kind of,
I don't know, I think I just assumed.
She would.
Yeah.
Right? Because that's the norm. know, I think I just assumed. She would. Yeah. Right?
Because that's the norm.
Yeah, until you stop and listen and she said,
look, I've always been a slight.
That's who I am.
It's weird for me to just all of a sudden become a different person.
It's a bit to you.
I totally get that.
When you think about it, you know,
I feel like it's palmed off as not a very big deal
and you just change your name and that's it.
Well, this is the thing that I thought.
I was like, no, no, I respect you in what you're saying
and that totally makes sense.
Part of me said maybe I should change my last name.
Because I saw on Instagram you've now got both your last names.
I thought my logic behind it was it could be a cool statement
to make that it doesn't have to be the girl
who just by default has to volunteer her last name up.
And if I took it,
and imagine if one day we have a daughter,
then that could set a really good example.
I didn't do it.
But the reason I stopped was,
I think for the same reason that she didn't want to do it,
I sort of looked at my family and I said-
I'm proud of where I've come from.
Yeah, that's my last name. That's my family. And you don't want to give it up. And of looked at my family and I said... I'm proud of where I've come from. Yeah, that's my last name.
That's my family.
And you don't want to give it up.
And I don't know how it would make them feel.
Like, does it make...
If you do it, does it make your family go,
oh, so you don't want to be a Roberts anymore?
Is that what you're saying?
God, there's so much politics involved with that.
Yeah, I just don't think I can give up my name.
A lot of people these days, too, change it on social media,
but don't bother changing it legally.
Well, that's what my sister's done.
Because that's just a pain in the ass.
Yeah, my sister, I think, changed it on on social media and i think she's going to eventually if you change it legally you
need a new driver's license a new passport a new credit card new everything costs a lot of money
it does cost a lot of money cost a ton of money two of my friends which we were talking about this
off air they got married and instead of hyphenating their name, they created a whole new last name with both of their last names.
Oh.
So they kind of joint them together.
Like a merger.
Yeah.
I can't remember what they came up with now because it was kind of hard to say,
but they came up with, yeah.
So I'm a Roberts and Lucy is a Slight.
So we merged.
We'd either be Wright or Slobberts.
Okay, Wright I think is better.
No, Slobberts is good.
I'd go with Clint Slobberts.
I mean, it stands out. You sound like you're from the Harry Potter movies. Clint Slobberts? Okay, right. I think it's better. No, Slobberts is good. I'd go with Clint Slobberts. I mean, it stands out.
You sound like you're from the Harry Potter movies.
Clint Slobberts.
You sound like a guy who needs a bib.
I want to ask the people on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon.
I mean, I do want the general take on it.
Like, have you kept your last name?
And what's the vibe within your relationship about that?
Maybe you've merged your two last names. relationship about that. Maybe you've merged your two
last names. Oh yeah. Maybe you've even
hyphenated them. Maybe you've created
a whole new last name. Yeah maybe
from scratch. Maybe you've gone this is our chance
to come up with our own last name
and we can be called. And what did you come up with
Banana Hammock?
Okay well I don't know if anyone's named themselves after a pair
of undies but. Pretty good though.
Yeah pretty good. That's a Friends reference.
Pretty good though.
For the Friends fans.
It's relevant.
See, the Friends fans would have already known that it was a reference
and the rest of us could have just...
Bree's passed it.
0800 dial ZM.
You want to know...
I want to know, what did you do with your last name when you got married?
Bree and Clint on ZM.
I noticed for the first time last night that my sister, who
got married in March, has changed her last
name and I kind of felt like
not that I'd lost
my sister, but kind of.
A little bit. Like we don't have the same
last name anymore. No, you're not part of the same tribe
anymore. Yeah, it's weird. Well, in a way
she has moved on. She's got her own family now.
Yeah, she's got her own things happening.
Yeah, she doesn't have to come around for Christmas anymore. She's got a new family. Oh, I she's got her own things happening. Yeah, she doesn't have to come around for Christmas anymore.
She's got a new family.
I know, that's really sad too.
No, that's the connotations.
It's not the truth.
But the last name thing
is such a big,
as someone who's been married,
the last name thing
is a thing you guys
need to talk about
and figure out
where you both stand on it
to make a decision.
And is it something
you talk about
before you get married?
Like, did you and your wife Lucy
before you got married this year
talk about it?
You know why you need to talk about it?
Because the celebrant needs to know how to introduce you.
Right.
So once they've completed the ceremony,
the celebrant needs to know whether they're going to say,
ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Mr. and Mrs.,
whatever it's going to be, or if they're not going to say that.
So with us, I said, I'd like to present to you the married couple.
I was going to say, just do it like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we've gotten to a bit of a debate now as to, you know, what do you do?
Yeah.
I mean, it's tradition to take the male's last name.
But it's 2018 and there are very few traditions
that you still need to uphold just for tradition's sake.
And I don't want to give up my name.
No, and nor should you.
That's who I am.
No, nor should you.
You know? Yeah. It's weird
for me. We've asked you on
0800 dial ZM, like where
do you stand on it? What have you done?
Yeah, what did you do with your last name, Jess?
Sorry, Brittany?
I changed
my last name. And what's
your take on it, Brittany?
So my thing is, I've forever
wanted to change it since I was younger
because my family's crazy.
So you wanted to get out as soon as you could.
Does your new partner have a good last name?
Well, I've gone from being very posh and having a full white name
and now I've got a really merry name.
Can you tell us what they were?
What was your old name?
Brittany?
Gibbs. Gibbs. So it's very posh were? What was your old name? Brittany? Gibbs.
Gibbs.
So it was very posh.
And what's your Maori name?
Yeah.
And now I've changed my last name to Tipene
and my middle names are both very Maori as well.
You changed your middle names as well?
No, but they are Maori,
so I could hide them and just pretend I was a white girl.
That's awesome.
Go on, hit us with the full name, Brittany.
It's Brittany Te Marite Wainu Tipene. I love that name. That is a beautiful name. That's awesome. Go on, hit us with the full name, Brittany. It's Brittany Tamari Te Wainuti Pune.
I love that name.
That is a beautiful name.
That is awesome.
Okay, Lisa, what's your take with the whole last name thing?
Are you married?
Did you change yours?
Where do you stand?
Yeah, I changed mine legally,
but I haven't kind of changed it any other way.
Okay, so not on social media or telling people?
Yeah, all my emails are still my old maiden name.
Why? Why did you do that?
Because I got married quite
old.
I got married at 41, so I'd been my
age for, I mean, that name for a long,
long time. And my husband still
calls me by that name, so it didn't really
matter to him so much.
But legally, it was an
old tradition of mine,
and to take his name meant that was the respect of our marriage.
Just don't tell anyone about it.
Yeah, but my passport was still my old name,
and I never changed that until it expired.
I only did that about a year ago.
So I didn't change anything until I needed to.
Okay, very good.
That's interesting.
There you go.
Let's go to Amy.
Sorry, Amy.
I just want to read out this text.
It's really interesting.
Someone was talking about how they got married and changed their last name
and they felt really sad about it.
And they reckon it was a real pain in the ass,
especially learning a new signature.
Oh, that would be a pain in the ass.
You don't even think about that.
Also, you know when it's New Year's and the year changes
and you've got to go, come on, man, it's 2018.
Damn it, 19.
It'd be like that forever.
You'd be like, hi, my name is so-and-so.
No, damn it, my name is actually something else.
And people would think you're crazy.
Hi, or you're lying.
Hey, Amy.
Hi there.
What happened to you?
What's your take?
So I got married a couple of years ago,
and I've always been my own person.
So I said to my husband, I was keeping my last name.
And how did he feel about it?
He was fine because I do all the finances
and he only had one thing, two things to change his name on.
And then when he joined the family anyway,
he decided he was more inclusive in my family.
So he'd rather have my family name than his.
So you guys do have the same last name.
It's just he took yours.
He took my name name than his. So you guys do have the same last name, it's just he took yours? He took my name.
How cool.
And then the awesome thing was
my brother got married two years later
and he took his wife's name.
Really?
It sets a really good example.
Like I said, if you guys...
So you just want to kill off your family name.
One more.
Let's go with Jess.
Hey, Jess.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
What did you do with your last name?
So it was actually my friend.
So she, what she did is she hyphenated her maiden name into her middle name.
Wait.
So like, for example, whatever your middle name was, Brie, let's say it was Jess.
So you would be Brie, Jess Thomas-Dow and then your new last name?
And then bolt another one on there.
Yeah.
Right.
So her maiden name now is her middle name.
It's hyphenated with her middle name.
I get the hyphenation thing and I think that's the road that me and my wife are going down.
Yeah, yeah.
But the argument people come back with is, what if your kids marry a hyphenated person
and they've got a four-way hyphenated name?
Yeah, imagine that email address.
Netflix,
their head office in California
where they make Netflix, I guess,
they've just released a new policy
to all their staff members
in regards to how they're allowed to
behave with each other. They're calling it
rules around creepiness. I thought
you were going to say they're calling it
no Netflix and chilling.
Basically.
Pretty much.
Basically, that's exactly what it is.
There's four really interesting rules in this new policy.
One of them is that if you have already asked someone out
that you work with on a date and they've said no,
you're not allowed to ask them again.
So if they say no the first time, you can't keep going back and go,
how about today?
How about today?
Which kind of makes sense.
It does kind of make sense.
Because some people can't take the hint.
Because if they said no the first time, more than likely probably a no-go zone.
I'm okay with that one.
One of the other rules is you're not allowed to ask for anybody's phone number At Netflix
What do you mean?
You can't go up to them and say
Hey, do you want to get your number?
And I'll call you on the weekend
Not allowed to do it at Netflix, head office
What even if it's your colleague?
No, they have to have made their phone number
Publicly available in the work database
And then you can go and access it that way
You're not allowed to go and ask them for their phone number Really? But to be honest, who's calling these days anyway? It all goes down
in the DM, right? Exactly right. So that one's not so good. The other ones are quite interesting.
They refer to staring at workmates and hugging workmates. The new rules at Netflix are there are no stares permitted
longer than five seconds.
What, so you can't look at someone
for more than five seconds? What if
I look away and then look back? If I'm still
looking, that's against the rules.
Yeah. They've said
over five seconds is creepy. How are you going to
police that? They've also said no lingering
hugs. No hugs longer than five
seconds. That sounds like high school. You said how are they going to police that. They've also said no lingering hugs. No hugs longer than five seconds. That sounds like high school.
You said, how are they going to police that?
They said, if it happens, you
stand up and you say, stop!
Don't do that again! And you
shout it out so other people can hear it.
That's how they're policing it.
That is so strange
to me. I kind of get it.
I kind of get it because there needs to be rules around creepy
workmates. No, like I get that.
But then the last thing that you, can I just say, as a female,
the last thing that I really have the confidence to do is stand up
and be like, stop doing that.
Please stop this.
Stop this.
Do you want to test the five-second rule?
We'll do it with a stare first.
And you can do this if you're listening, provided you're not driving.
If there's someone that you can steer at,
I'm going to set a five second timer.
Okay.
And no talking.
So it's just a steer.
Let's see if five seconds feels like a creepy amount of time.
All right.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Don't make eye contact first.
And five seconds starts now.
It's a little bit long, eh?
It is pretty long.
What about a hug?
So what's the rule?
It's a five second hug.
Five seconds.
They said no lingering hugs and what justifies a five second hug,
what counts as lingering is five seconds.
Okay.
Do you want, I mean, I'm a...
Do you want me to come to you?
Do you want to come?
Should I come around there?
Come around here and we'll just do five seconds, okay?
Ben's going to run the timer
and just as if we just run into each other.
Oh, hey, good to see you.
I'm still here.
Is it weird that my pants are undone that whole time?
Brie and Clint on Zit Im.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line?
That she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's The Plot?
This is What's The Plot, New Zealand,
where Brie pits her movie knowledge against the rest of New Zealand.
And so far, your run is seriously impressive.
I do a lot of Netflixing, not much chilling.
So I've seen a few movies.
So you've seen them right through to the end.
Yeah, exactly.
I read the plot.
First person to guess what that movie is takes the point,
and it's best of three.
First person taking you on, representing the people, is Annie.
Hi, Annie.
Hi.
Hey, how's it going?
Have you played before, Annie?
I haven't played, but I've heard you play.
Okay, so you've played along in the car, maybe?
For sure.
And you're good?
I hope so. Alright, let's
do this. Your buzzer is your name, Annie.
Don't wait for me to finish. Yell out your buzzer
as soon as you have an idea. Alright.
First movie.
Good luck, everybody. Now that
Chris and his girlfriend, Rose,
have reached the... Annie. Annie.
Is that Get Out? Oh my god.
What is that?
That was amazing. Well done, Annie. Annie, that was incredible. It is Get Out? Oh, my God. What is that? That was amazing.
Well done, Annie.
Annie, that was incredible.
It is Get Out.
Oh.
Oh.
Better put that on charge.
No, that's okay.
You got in there just in time.
You haven't seen Get Out?
I haven't seen that.
Oh, my God.
You've got to see Get Out.
What is it?
Well, I've read the rest of the plot.
Oh, right.
It won an Academy Award.
It's incredibly good.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to give it away, though. I haven't even heard of that movie. Okay. Next up is Woody. Hey, Woody. Oh, right. It won an Academy Award. It's incredibly good. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to give it away, though.
I haven't even heard of that movie.
Okay, next up is Woody.
Hey, Woody.
Hi, Woody.
Hi.
Are you a movie man?
I'd like to think I am.
Let me guess.
Favourite film, Toy Story?
No.
Good luck, Clint.
Here we go.
Buzzer is your name.
Second movie.
Don't wait for me to finish.
Oh, God.
I don't like being in this position.
He has never thought of himself as disadvantaged,
and thanks to his supportive mother,
he leads anything but a restricted life.
He inspires people with his childlike optimism,
but one person he cares about the most
may be the most difficult to save,
his childhood love.
When he was dominating on the gridiron field
as a college...
Bree.
Bree.
The replacements?
The replacements is incorrect.
Woody, you get a free guess here, mate.
If you have a go and you get it wrong,
you're not out.
I'll keep going. You get a second chance. I free guess here, mate. If you have a go and you get it wrong, you're not out. I'll keep going.
You get a second chance.
I'll keep going, mate.
No, just chuck a title out there, mate.
Honestly, this is your free guess.
Oh, I know the film, but I can't think of the name.
You don't want your chance?
No, I can't even think of it, mate.
Okay, no problems.
I'll continue.
It's got Hayden.
What's her face?
I'll continue.
Whether he was dominating on the gridiron field as a college football star,
fighting in Vietnam, or captaining a shrimp boat, Whether he was dominating on the gridiron field as a college football star,
fighting in Vietnam or captaining a shrimp boat, he always... Bree.
Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump is...
Tiebreaker.
100% correct.
You had that, didn't you, Woody?
You were almost in there.
Okay.
At least I've made it here.
We've gone to tiebreak.
Helen, pressure's on you.
Oh, no.
Okay. Let's do this, Helen. Helen, pressure's on you. Oh, no. Okay.
Let's do this, Helen.
What was the last movie you saw, Helen?
I just watched the one on Netflix with Vanessa Hudgens.
I watched that too, Helen.
Oh, is there a new one?
It's a Christmas movie.
Oh, okay.
That's it.
It was bloody terrible.
It was.
Here we go.
Movie number three.
Helen, you shout your name as soon as you think You know what it is
Okay
Come on
In 1991
A talented figure skater
Becomes the
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Helen, free guess for you.
Is it The Ice Princess?
The Ice Princess is incorrect.
I'll continue.
In 1991, a talented figure skater becomes the first American woman
to complete a triple axel...
Damn it, what's her name?
...during a competition.
In 1994, her world comes crashing down
when her ex-husband conspires to injure Helen.
Oh, no.
Tonya Harding?
Oh, Brie.
What's the name of the movie, though?
Tonya Harding.
Is that what you're submitting for your answer?
Yes.
Is incorrect.
Brie.
Brie, you get a free guess.
I, Tonya.
I, Tonya is absolutely correct.
You didn't do it without Helen's help though, did you?
Not without Helen's help.
Helen, you had her on the ropes there.
I did.
I couldn't remember.
I was on the mat.
You were about to deliver the knockout punch and we weren't quite there.
Oh, well, that's why she's so good.
That was so close. That takes the score
for What's the Plot for the year to
16 games to two.
I don't know. I'm not going to celebrate
hard for that one. That was pretty dismal.
You should. That was a clutch victory.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
How Kiwi is this story
coming out of All Maroo?
There's a local aquatic centre.
PSA announcement.
There's a Code Brown.
Not a Code Brown.
Multiple.
Code Browns.
Get the skimmer! Evacuate the children! Get the skimmer!
Evacuate the children!
Get the divers!
No one open their mouth underwater!
Move, move, move!
Get the brown-nosed divers!
I would assume that there is only one aquatic centre in Oamaru,
so there's no need to say specifically which it is.
We can breeze past that part.
Sure.
But apparently over the last month,
there has been multiple incidents of a Code Brown alert
where it's been happening at the same time of day once a week.
Now, I'm no detective,
but the minute you start to notice a trend,
that's where you see a serial forming, you know?
And what I think we're dealing with, based on that intel,
is a serial pooper.
They're calling him the brown bandit.
No, they're not calling him the brown bandit.
I just called him that.
Also, how do you know it's a him?
It could be a her.
Nah, it's probably a him.
This is where I go to with all these fetish-based
criminals. Because what you're doing, that is
fetishist. To want to do that in a
public pool, what is it
that gives you the
rush when you're doing it?
Is it the
thrill of the getting it out
of your shorts without being... Am I going
to get caught? Is it the
pleasurable feeling of doing it
in a public pool or is it doing is it this like the sadist part where you you do it and you get
out of the pool and then sit there and have a sandwich and watch all these people swimming
around in your giant toilet is that the bit that gets you going you know Yeah. A little bit off topic. Yeah. Do you pee in a public pool?
No.
No.
You took a long time to answer.
No, no, no.
I'm not the one on question here.
And I saw you thinking about it going, okay, I'm on the radio.
I don't.
So if I wasn't on the radio.
No, because if you do it, the water turns blue around you, remember?
No, that's a myth. If you pee in you do it, the water turns blue around you, remember? No, that's a myth.
If you pee in a public pool, the water turns yellow around you.
Code Brown, New Zealand.
Code Brown, Omaru.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
ZM's Bree and Clint.
Go to New Zealand.
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You're looking a lot more relaxed, I feel.
Am I?
Yeah, you're looking good, relaxed, kind of zen.
Why?
Is that because you've been wearing yoga pants this week?
Oh, namaste.
Well, I'm more accustomed to them now.
I feel less conscious of myself.
I also don't feel like I'm really wearing pants. That's the weirdest thing about these
yoga pants that I've been wearing for the last few days. It feels like you're wearing
nothing at all. That's the best part, right? And that's why us ladies choose to wear them
all the time. And so I got you your very own pair of Lululemons
and I feel like I want to let some other people experience how good it is.
Sure, okay.
So if you want to call now, if you're a man
and you want to experience the yoga pant from Lululemon,
0800 DALZM.
Only men?
Only men.
Yeah, finally, finally guys get something. It men? Only men. Yeah. Finally.
Finally, guys get something. It's 28.
Oh, okay. Settle down.
Finally, it's our turn. 2018.
The men should be able to experience
the yoga pant too. Yeah, sure.
What do we want them to tell us?
I want you to tell us
where you're going to wear them. Where are you going to
wear the yoga pant? Yeah.
The best one will win. What have you got?
$150.
Oh.
To spend at Lululemon.
Damn.
That is a good prize, can I say?
All right, boys, come on through.
0800 dial ZM.
Also, that's the first time I've ever said,
okay, boys, come on through.
I welcomed you into the world of wearing a yoga pant this week.
You did.
I feel like it was a gift that I've given you
where you've encompassed your dingleberries into some tight yoga pants.
You've changed my whole perspective.
We went to a buffet.
It was great.
You went and did some lunges out in the office.
You've been wearing them quite a bit.
You know, fellas, with this pant, rather, all it requires,
and you don't need to do this.
I've seen people not do this.
If you have a small modesty short over the front,
you can wear these anywhere.
I mean, maybe not a wedding or a funeral, but basically anywhere else.
Anywhere you want to.
God, you look active.
I've never had so many people say,
damn, man, stop working out so much.
All the girls in the office kept saying, nice legs.
Mm, mm, and I don't have nice legs.
They're just a very tight, constricting,
but comfortable pair of pant.
If you want some yoga pants this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,
you need to tell us, as a male,
where are you wearing your yoga pant?
It's a premium yoga pants
too. They are from Lululemon.
He's going to hook you up. We have five
men standing by. First
of all, Mark. Mark, namaste.
Namaste.
You're not a man.
No, we'll go with that. No, that's
Mark. Mark, how are you?
I'm good, thanks, mate.
How are you?
Good, mate.
What have you been doing?
What did you think of the...
Oh, no, what have you been doing?
I've been at work all day.
Oh, yeah, where'd you work?
Carter Construction, Timaru.
Carter Construction, oh, yeah.
What did you make of the All Blacks on the weekend?
Why do you not believe me?
I do believe you. You're believe me? I do believe you.
You're insulting it, Mark.
I do believe Mark.
I'm just having manly banter with Mark.
Mark, is Lululemon one of your favourites?
I don't know, yes.
Good answer.
I want to bet.
Yeah, all right, Mark.
He wants to experience it.
I liked Mark.
Wait there, Mark.
Didn't even get to ask Mark the main question.
Hi, Paul.
Yo. Oh, there we go. There we go, Mark. Didn't even get to ask Mark the main question. Hi, Paul. Yo.
Oh, there we go.
There we go, Paul.
Paul, if we were to give you some Lululemon man yoga pants,
where would you be wearing them?
I'd be wearing them this weekend in my dad's bed on the beach.
What?
Or even in the office.
You'd wear them in the office?
Oh, God, yeah.
What sort of office is it?
The normal typical office that Oh, God, yeah. What sort of office is it? Your normal typical office.
All right, Matt.
I feel like the phone's caught in your beard,
but we have a good handle on what you're doing.
Let's go to Dan.
Hi, Dan.
Where are you going to be wearing your yoga pant?
Well, I reckon the kids at school.
I'm a primary school teacher.
The kids at school will probably love it, eh?
No, mate.
You can't do that around kids.
I think you'd probably
get in trouble.
Dan, Dan,
there's a certain area,
especially with children
being at eye level
with that certain area.
You can't wear them
in a school.
Really sorry,
but we can't give them to you.
Dan's out.
James, good afternoon.
Namaste.
How's it going, guys?
Hi, James.
Where are you going to be
wearing your yoga pants?
Oh, everywhere that's
acceptable, I reckon. And where do you
think's acceptable? Well,
mainly at work, because apparently
it's not feeling like you're naked, according to Tom.
It does feel like you're naked. And so you're watching
my kids running around naked in the backyard
with the fence down. It might be good
to actually put something on this, Tom.
Alright, that's good. That's good.
Last one, Zach.
Hi, Zach.
Hello, how are we?
Good, Zach.
Where are you going to be wearing your yoga pants?
Well, all I heard,
I don't actually know what those pants are like,
but all I heard was comfy pants.
So I was thinking the supermarket
where everyone else wears their comfy pants.
Comfy pants.
See, Zach's got the right idea.
And people do wear them.
I mean, I just want to ask one more.
We didn't ask you, Mark.
Mark, if we give you these man yoga pants.
I love Mark.
Where are you going to wear them?
To yoga with my girlfriend.
Mark, you're the winner.
Congratulations.
Mark, did you just scream like a little girl?
That was my girlfriend in the background.
I knew it was a bad idea. That was my girlfriend in the background.
Oh, Mark, you've made my day.
When you go out for, like, say you're going out for brunch to a cafe.
Yeah.
What's your go-to dish?
What do you look for first on the menu?
I go through stages.
Yeah.
I do love an eggs, Benny.
Yes.
What about you?
Hollandaise on the side.
Oh, yep.
Hollandaise on the side So you can apply it yourself
That's good stuff
I go for anything
That has hash brown
And mushrooms in it
I'm going to go ahead
And stereotype one member
Of our show
Whose name is Ben
Producer Ben
Are you there with us?
Yeah I'm here
Oh producer Ben
From Christchurch
Would it be fair to assume
If you were sitting down
Your eyes won't wander
Any further on the menu than the
big breakfast. Oh yeah.
It's normally at the top of the list or just something
that's like the big one. Or just anything like that.
You wouldn't have even had to ask me
what producer Ben would go for.
If you know producer Ben for
two seconds you know it would be that. This is what
producer Ben has for dinner.
Anything he can put on the barbecue.
It's true. He called a cucumber the other day a capsicum. Can you can put on the barbecue. It's true. He called a
cucumber the other day a capsicum.
Can you put that on a barbecue? He's not
super familiar with vegetables, is he?
He doesn't like vegetables. I want to run this past
you, Ben. It's a big breakfast in California
that's going viral at the moment.
Okay? This is what it includes.
Is this a bit of you, Ben?
It has bacon,
sausages,
tomatoes, some kind of you, Ben, is what we're asking. It has bacon. Yeah. Sausages. Yeah. Tomatoes.
Some kind of hash. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Chutney.
Okay.
Toast. It's fine, we can
get rid of that. Avocado. No.
No. And an ostrich
egg. How big is it?
Guess how many standard
eggs this ostrich egg
is.
Four? Sixteen
Really?
So it's the centrepiece, they fry it
You've got to think of an ostrich egg, you've got to hold it in two hands
Sixteen standard eggs
They crack it on the grill, they fry it as one big egg
So it just looks like an enormous egg
And then they place all those other elements of the big breakfast
Around the outside of the ostrich egg
Is that the kind of big breakfast around the outside of the ostrich egg.
Is that the kind of big breakfast you can see yourself getting into?
Yeah, I could probably do that.
I could probably do 16 eggs, no issues.
Shouldn't have said that.
Should not have said that. It's over a whole carton.
He just said 16 eggs, no issues.
I know what we're doing on the show tomorrow.
How much would you pay for a 16 egg big breakfast?
It doesn't really matter because there'll probably be a lot of bacon in that.
It's $104.
No, it does matter.
Holy hell.
I don't want to eat an ostrich egg either.
It feels like it would taste weird.
I'd rather an emu.
Or a moa.
What about this story today about the guy who's been killed by the lost tribe in the Indian Ocean?
I saw the title of this story, but I didn't read into it.
What happened?
So he's a Christian guy.
Yeah.
American dude, right?
American Christian guy who has decided that this tribe,
who have never had contact with the outside world.
So this is one of those tribes where like footage has come out.
And usually, have you seen the ones where they're bright red?
Like in red paint?
They live in a prehistoric society.
They don't know the outside world exists.
Yeah.
And for that reason, they're protected.
You're not allowed to contact them at all.
He's decided that they need Jesus.
And I shouldn't laugh, but that was his mission. He goes, these people on this island, they know nothing need Jesus. And I shouldn't laugh, but that was his mission.
He goes, these people on this island,
they know nothing about Jesus.
I'm going to be the one to tell them about it.
And I don't know if he's read any history books
about how that's gone in the past,
but he's paid a fishing boat to illegally get him out
as close to the island as possible.
And then he's then gone ashore on the island
and straight away the tribe have killed him with bows and arrows.
Because imagine to this tribe, right?
That would be like an alien.
100%.
Coming into their environment.
100%.
They would have no idea what was going on, who that was.
There's some footage of them that was obtained by helicopter.
Yep.
And in that, before this happened, earlier in the year
or last year I think actually, and straight away
they started firing their bows and arrows
at the helicopter because same reason.
They're protecting their tribe.
And you wouldn't have any idea what it was. It would
look like an alien spacecraft. Yeah.
Coming down and so they started shooting with
arrows. Anyway, they've shot him with arrows and he's dead.
The interesting thing about this
is they can never be prosecuted for it.
Really?
They can't charge.
Well, you can't contact them.
It's illegal to contact them.
So for them to go and arrest these people.
Impossible.
Impossible.
But also, they're not under any law system because they don't know about the law.
They don't know about modern civilization
so the fact that they've killed somebody that's so hard to get your head around right so technically
yeah they don't even know about any of that but this is part of the reason why you don't contact
a lost tribe like what was he doing in the first place like and what do you think you're going to
achieve from it really really if they all start reading bibles is're going to achieve from it? Really? Really? If they all start reading Bibles,
is that going to make them better off than they already are?
Well, they probably can't read.
That's the other bit.
How is the first conversation going to go?
He's going to go, hello.
And they're going to go, huh?
They didn't think it through.
And they'd go, this guy looks like lunch.