ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 22nd 2019

Episode Date: November 22, 2019

Comfortable retirementColdplayDean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekClint got nude…1 Second Song Challenge!Who is the most successful sibling?Anika Moa in studioFriday-oke!Birthday Banger!Producer Ben investigation$1 hotelF-bomb dropped liveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Friday podcast where on Fridays we do birthday bangers! It's my birthday, it's my birthday, Bree and Clint's birthday bangers! International birthday bangers. That's right, everyone that listens to the podcast, this is their chance to get their birthday bangers played. This doesn't mean you can't be a Kiwi and play this by the way. Yeah, of course you can. It's another way to get on. It's just the people who do live overseas, they can't call in the show.

And if you're wondering, you're listening to the podcast and you listen quite often, you're like, how am I meant to submit my birthday? Well, you've got to go onto Facebook and follow our podcast group, which I'm not naming. You have to because some people can get in it. It's called the Brie Thomas L Big Bang Theory Fan Page Bazinga. Yeah. You happy? I am so happy. So happy. Even more happy that you still haven't changed the name, which

you secretly love. I hate it. You secretly love it. Hate it. Let's get the first one away for Ashley Brooke Moore who listens from Tennessee. Oh, well, g'day in Tennessee. I've been to Tennessee. That's not what they say in Tennessee. Howdy.

Yeah, there you go. Howdy in Tennessee. She was born on the 28th of December 1989, which means she was 16 in 2005, and this is her birthday banger. Number one in Tennessee in the year 2005 was Kanye West's Gold Digger. What's the most overplayed Kanye West song?

Is it that one or Stronger? I'd say that one. Yeah, right? Yeah, that's pretty massive. Still gets me when I've had a few tins, though. Doesn't it? So, good song. Okay, next one is for Davey Bryan.

G'day, Davey. What a good name. I love that name. Davey Bryan. He listens from, Davey. What a good name. I love that name. Davey Bryan. He listens from Michigan, which is very cool. Another American. Go on, do the Michigan greeting. Howdy.

He was born on the 13th of May, 1980. So he was 16 in 1996. And this is his birthday banger. Bone Thugs in Harmony. About time! We got some Bone Thugs in Harmony on birthday banger. Why do you sound like Celine Dion when you do it? Last one.

All right, last one. Oh, you're like this Jonathan Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. It's Jonathan Seldon. Oh, sorry. God, you're so obsessed. He's from Colchester in the UK. Colchester? Colchester in the UK. Yeahchester? Colchester in the UK.

Yeah, so do a Colchester greeting. Well, good idea, mate. You sound like you're from Colchester. Hello, Colchester. Hello, Col... Anyway. Have you got a bit of a cold? You sound a bit chesty. Jonathan was 16 in 2001 on the 8th of February, and this was top of the chart.

Looking back on when we first met I cannot escape and I cannot forget Baby, you're the one You still turn me on You can make me whole again I was ready to fight somebody for Bone Thugs-In-Harmony until that song came on. We've just had a message from our producers.

And actually, I'll bring Ben in here. Ben, did you turn off the birthday banger music first? And then I'll turn off the birthday banger music. Yeah. What shit news producer Ben has this afternoon. We can no longer play the songs in full, is that true? No, we can't, unfortunately. Did you get in trouble?

No, I didn't get in trouble, but I just asked, and they're like, legalities, because it means we're pulling it from somewhere else. Don't ask. What are you doing asking? Who cares if we're pulling stuff from somewhere else? We pull stuff all the time. So how much can we play?

I can give you 30 seconds. What's the best 30 seconds of that song? It's probably the beginning where they talk, right? How does it start? How does it start? Which one? Just play us the first 30 seconds. Of course, Atomic Kitten, Hold Again. Oh, okay. Hold up, mate. Hold up. Just kick it off. I can't remember how it starts.

Let me just find it. Actually, let me do it. Let me do it. You sure? Yeah, because I like to be in charge. Okay, it's over there for you now, mate. Actually, I'll put it there for you. Oh, you've done it? Yeah, cool. There you go, mate. So should we play the first 30 seconds? Oh. Well, there's not much happening. Nice.

No, because it's going to cut off at the good part. I know what's going to cut off at the good part. You just passed me by. I know what's going to happen. But you can't make me whole again. So that's the first 30 seconds. No! Nice. I want to play the other, the chorus.

Or should we play the second 30 seconds? Okay, should we play... I see what you're doing. I don't know what they're doing here. If you see me with another man Laughing and joking Doing what I can I won't put you down

Cause I want you around You can make me whole again Or should we play the next 30 seconds? I had a feeling that I would like the third 30 seconds. Well, we don't know until we find out. Yeah, let's play it. Let's just... Looking back on when we first met

I cannot escape and I cannot forget Baby, you're the one You still turn me on You can make me whole again And by this stage... I reckon the fourth, 30... See, I already have pulled it by the second by this point. Sorry? By the second, it would have been pulled. No, no, no, no.

We're not playing the whole song. We're just testing which part we should play. We're legally allowed to play segments of songs, correct? No. Oh, not correct. 30 seconds. Yeah, 30 seconds. Of a song.

30 seconds. Of a song. Yeah. You've played more than 30 seconds of Of a song. 30 seconds. Of a song. Yeah. You've played more than 30 seconds of a song. When did you become such a pussy? I want the podcast to go online. If you do too much, it won't go online. If only for a while, you can make me whole again.

One more chorus and then we're out, okay? You want to play the whole song? Let us play the whole song. That's for Jonathan Sheldon. Congratulations. That's your birthday banger. That's a great song. Have a great weekend, everybody.

We'll be back with a fresh podcast on Monday, New Zealand time. See you then. Unless it gets pulled. Because of this. Unless it gets pulled. And then I said to her, let's parkour. Oh, you can't. Not now, mate. We're on the show. Okay, we'll talk about that later.

We're here. It's Friday, everybody. We're professional. We're ready to go. So professional that we've prepared a song for Friday. Yes, we did. And it's not Friday-okey. No, it's not Friday-okey.

No, it's not Friday-okey. No, no, we prepared an original song. It's like an opening for the show. Think of it as like a porphyry to welcome you in to the Brie and Clint show for a Friday. We have worked hard on it, so be kind. Yeah, and Brie takes the first bar and then I join afterwards. So here we go. And a three and a two and a one, two, three, four.

I'm just out here looking for a good time. Good time. Clint, are you looking for a good time? I am. Thank you. So that was good. We nailed that. High five.

That went really well. That was better than when we rehearsed it. Sorry, my hair's sweating because I was nervous because, you know, we've put so much effort into it. Yeah, it's called Friday Good Time. I mean, we did take inspiration from the Black Eyed Peas. A little bit. A little bit. Only because we saw them live.

Only because of that. Have I told everybody my Black Eyed Peas fist bump story? No. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I've got a Black Eyed Peas fist. Is now the time to tell that story? Yeah, go on.

So I got to MC at Friday Jams Live with Fat Man Scoop. Relatable. And then went, I know, right? Hashtag just my life. No, career highlight for me. And as the Black Eyed Peas were getting ready to come on stage, they got in a huddle. Taboo, Apple D app, Will.i.am and The New Chick

and some of their entourage as well. And they were doing like a power chat, like a guys, this is our vibe. This is what we do. Pump up chat. a guys this is our vibe this is what we do we know yeah this is who we be pump up chat and they go okay hands in and i put my hand in so i put my hand into the black eyed peas fist bump circle why would you do that for the vibes and i got a fist bump from taboo and it wasn't an accident because he looked me in the eye and he goes let's do this i think i'm a member of the Black Eyed Peas. I think I might be a Black Eyed Peas.

I thought you were going to say, but he didn't, like he fist pumped me, but it was straight in my gob. So yeah, now I think I'm a member of the Black Eyed Peas. Yeah, you could be. You could be the new Fergie. I could be. Dreams can come true. Today on the show Friday Oki, we're taking on Avril Lavigne. We're doing Sk8er Boi at 5 o'clock.

Just to throw it back. Also, Anika Moore joins us in studio this afternoon. She's got a new album. Plus, we're playing the One Second Song Challenge. Yeah, and you can win fuel thanks to mobile, and that is just before 4.30. Let's keep the energy going, though, after that great song we sang. Let's crack into some more Friday jams.

These guys are back together. They're touring the country. This is My Chemical Romance. I picked this. Did you? With the music man, Harry. Oh, congratulations. I was a young boy.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Are you ready for some depressing information? Nope. It's a Friday. No, but it's important. Nah, don't. Nah.

Nah, but it's important for your future. Okay? Oh, but, you know. You, don't, nah. Nah, but it's important for your future, okay? Oh, but, you know. You don't want to work forever, okay? You don't want to be a slave to the man until the day you die. One day you want to retire, am I right? Speaking of depressing, they say that you have to work until you're 65. Yeah, that's retirement age.

Didn't it used to be 55? When? It just seems to get older and older. I swear it used to be younger. No, it's been 65 for ages. They're looking at putting it up to 67. What? Yeah, because our life expectancy is longer

and we're able to work harder for longer. Yeah, so that's what I mean. Back in the day, people would stop working younger. Back in the day, you were dead by 30. Yeah. Yeah, it will keep going up. Information out about how much money you need to have in the bank to have a comfortable retirement.

Okay, you ready for this? Yeah, no, I can't wait to hear this, yep. If you would like to live a comfortable lifestyle in a metropolitan area, be that Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch, you need, as a couple, $800,000. What, by the time you're 65? Yeah, by the time you retire. need as a couple $800,000. What? By the time you're 65? Yeah, by the time you retire. You need in your bank $800,000

saved. Yeah, if you don't have any more income, like if when you're working that's how you get your money in. If the tap is turned off and there's no longer a paycheck coming in, to keep living a comfortable lifestyle, you need $800,000. Where am I going to get $800,000 if I've got a mortgage?

That's a good question. All my money goes to my mortgage. You can save some money if you move out of a metropolitan area. If you live in one of the provinces, be that a Taranaki or a South Canterbury, wherever you'd like to live, $493,000. That's so much less. Yeah, but there's less cafe options. Yeah, but don't have to save as much.

Yeah, there's less concert to go to those areas. Oh, I get it. That's why. Like Friday Jams Live is not going to Palmerston North. I doubt when I'm 70 I'm going to go, oh, I can't wait to see what Jason Derulo's set's going to be like at Friday Jams Live. All this information I've given you is as a couple. So $800,000 as a couple.

If you're retiring as a single person, which you may be, it's cheaper, obviously. Well, you might. Are you saying I'll die alone? No, I'm saying you're a strong, independent woman who don't need nobody in your life. Good save. It's less.

So $800,000 for a couple. Of course it's less. There's one person less. Yeah, if you're a single person, you only need $ $800,000 for a couple. Of course it's less. There's one person less. Yeah, if you're a single person, you only need $764,000. I'm screwed, eh? Well, no, that's the problem, actually. It's part of the problem. That's 100% part of the problem.

So if you're listening to this on a Friday, heads down. There's still two more hours of work to go. Choppy, choppy, let's go. Money in the bank, baby. Retirement is not going to pay for itself. Is that inspirational? I think I'm just going to camp for the rest of my life. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM, Bree and Clint. That's the latest Coldplay. They're back. It's called Orphans. Have you ever been to a Coldplay show before, a Coldplay live show? No, I was just thinking I had been, but that was Muse. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. They're huge.

They're massive. They do enormous stadium shows. And quite interestingly, they've announced that with this new album that has that song on it, they're not going to tour. So they are not going... Oh, God, they're lazy, aren't they? Yeah, they're not going to do a world tour with the new album. Think you Coldplay and you can release an album and not tour it?

Well, they've said that they will not do another tour until they can find out how to do it with being not just sustainable but environmentally beneficial. So they want their tour to actually help the environment. Smells like an excuse to me. Man, you're hard on Coldplay. No, but you know what I mean? Like, acts are known that touring is very hard.

Yeah, Del said she won't do it again. You know what I mean? It's very hard on the artists and a lot of them don't like touring. But they make millions and millions of dollars. But that's where they make all their money. That's the reason why, you know. These days they tour because that's the only way they can make money. 100%.

They get some money from Spotify. Coldplay will be fine. Don't feel sorry for them. But they have said that things like, because it takes jumbo jets. So they'll do a stadium show which they have to bring the staging and all the screens in for. And it takes multiple jumbo jets to fly that thing around the world. That stuff around.

You two got criticised. They were here the other week. They got criticised because they did a big thing for Greta Thunberg. How dare you? They did a thing on screen for her. And then they left in a private jumbo jet and then all their gear left in another private jumbo jet.

What if I've got an idea and I mean, I'm no expert, but what if, because obviously they have to take around all this massive amount of equipment. What if just each venue or there was only certain venues around the world that just had that equipment there? Yeah, that'd help. And then you could just play at the stadiums or the, you know, the places which had that stuff.

The weird thing is, I think this is the beginning of something and I think I might, you might in the future see a thing called flight shaming where if you go on a flight that's not necessary, they'll go- A holiday? Yeah, yeah, which is sad but until they get a handle on it and they go,

because aircraft are one of the major contributors to global warming and stuff like that. Yeah, jet fuel. And they go, and you might get criticised, which is tough for travel bloggers because that's your whole job, isn't it? Very. Yeah. Anyway, Coldplay will do two shows.

They'll do one in Jordan and then they'll live stream that whole thing so you can get a Coldplay experience with the new album and they'll put the footage out so that you can watch it. And where's the other one? The British National History Museum, which I guess they can, there in England, they can just walk there. God, they're old, aren't they?

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Oh, Dean McCarthy. I'm excited about this story because Demi Lovato, she's back in the news for all the right reasons. Oh, she certainly is, and I'm so excited as well.

Okay, imagine this, the final season of Will & Grace. Demi Lovato is joining the cast. I don't think it's going to be like a massive role, but you are going to see her there. Now, let me tell you about the role. Her name is Jenny in the show, and Jenny is pregnant. So she posted a photo on her social media where she's holding, you know, like a

baby belly. But I can assure you it's not a real baby. It is just a TV baby. But I'm just excited to see her on the show and she's looking so fresh and fit and flawless and fabulous. So it's just great seeing her in such a good space. Brie and I both love Will and Grace as a show

and the comeback has been great. However, you told us about a story recently, and this will be probably why it's the final season. Who hates who on Will & Grace? Who is it that doesn't get along? Yes, it's Deborah Messing, who, by the way, looks exactly the same since the show was on 20 years ago. She looks amazing.

Doesn't she? That's bizarre, right? Her and Karen, I can't think of her name. Karen Walker. What's? Her and Karen. I can't think of her name. Karen Walker. What's Karen's real name? I can't think of her name. But the lady that plays Karen. Yeah.

Yeah, they're so close in the show. In real life, they even unfollowed each other on Instagram. Ooh, that's when you know. That's when you know. That's when you know. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, it does really suck because they could have got quite a few more seasons out of that reboot.

I think the TV networks kind of saw it as this will get people back to TV because they're not streaming. That was actually on TV. So good. Right, okay. Well, that's a shame.

But good that Demi Lovato is going to be part of the final season. That's exciting that she is healthy and getting back to doing what she enjoys doing. I'm so excited for her. That's awesome news. That's the latest

brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Ben and Ellie put together the best and worst bits of the week. It's called The High Low, and here it is. This is a new podcast. Hey, guys.

Welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's highs and lows, all the high points of the week, and unfortunately the low points of the week. This week we were talking about last names, but the conversation went in a direction we didn't expect. You can't give them a joke for a name. Yeah, don't name your kid hashtag or anything like that. There was a Kiwi kid who was called Bus Shelter because that's where he or she was conceived.

And the Department of Internal Affairs had to step in and go, that's not happening. Your kid is no longer called Bus Fielder. So I would be called Ute Trey. This week, Brie told us she had a reaction to whey protein. Now, this next clip will demonstrate exactly how Brie and Clint crafted the perfect joke around whey protein. Anyway, turns out I was allergic to whey.

Excuse me if this is a horrific dad joke, but when the naturopath figured it out and they thought up the results, they went, oh, no way. I got one, I got one. Hold on, I got one. Because you did one, I got one. Oh, what a way off my shoulders.

We've got the results of your rash here. No way. And then give me the results Yeah, yeah Alright Bree Sorry, hang on Okay, Rashing McRashface Yes We've got your results here

It's got it everywhere It's all over my body Oh my gosh No way What? You can't have way Oh, what a weight off my shoulders. And this next clip has actually been...

Why did you put this in here? I have no idea. I just heard it on here. I thought it would be good to put in. Yeah, I can't really explain this one. No, but none of us have had any drinks. No, because we're on the radio. Yeah, exactly.

Which has been hard for us as professionals. So we're going to go... Oh. Pardon. That could have went either way, that Pardon. That could have went either way, that burp. We'll just wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. So we're going to go.

Pardon. Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off. This week's Off Air Moment of the Week is Clint asking the important questions. Can I say vagina? Vagina's fine. Can I say vagina on the radio? Can I say

rock **** ****? Can I say erect **** ****? Adjective words. Good to know. I haven't said any of them, so. Can I say tight **** ****? And that's the high low for the week. Join us next week for another week of the

Brian Clint Show. That's not meant to go on the radio. It was all beeped. I don't know what he said. Quick, you beeping it made that last one sound worse than it was. Yeah, true. I use a medical term. I use a medical term.

Not that I remember. I don't remember that. Quick, someone do something to take the focus off that. Nice. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This next story is about myself. And it's an embarrassing story, but that's okay.

I think it's fairly normal. I think it happens to the rest of us. No, we don't tell those stories on this show. It's a story also that's a few days old. Do you ever have something that happens to you? And I'm not talking about like a drunken moment because I wasn't, but something happened and then it's not until a few days later you reflect on it and you go, oh, my God, did I actually do that?

Every day of my life. Yeah. This happened to me directly after Friday Jams Live. So Sunday night I drove home because I worked there, I emceed on the stage and then I drove home and I got home like 1130. And I think I was buzzing off the adrenaline of being on stage in front of so many people. And I don't know what it was. I was like, I was charging. I was going good. I was having a good time. And my wife was in bed, Lucy. And I went in and she goes, you're

having a shower before you come to bed. You stink. And I was like, righto, babes. Hooray. Love you too. Shade. So I have a shower. And then I get out of the shower. And I remember that the cat, it's my job to bring the cats in at the end of the night.

And one of the cats at the moment is unwell and has a bung eye. And she really needs to come inside. Yeah. And I looked out the window and there she was in the backyard. At 11.30 at night, I was like, oh, you pain in my ass cat. And so I thought to myself, I'll just nip out and grab her.

Yeah. I was completely naked at the time. Right. I had stepped out of the shower and dried myself off, but I hadn't put any clothes in the bathroom to change into and I didn't want to put my dirty clothes back on and I also didn't want to take my towel into the bedroom because Lucy was already asleep I didn't want to cause a commotion so I thought I'll just go dry and nude so not not dripping but dry and nude from bathroom to bedroom and then put some undies on and

go to bed instead I detoured past the back door to see if the cat was there. Yeah. And the cat was there. So I thought, well, I'm here now. I'll just duck out into the backyard and grab the cat. And something in my brain thought that this was an okay thing to do, regardless of the fact that I was 100% naked. I don't mean I was wearing a towel. I mean I was completely naked. Completely naked, yeah.

And I was out in the backyard And I caught the cat Which required two hands So it required me to take my hands off my sensitive area Wait, wait, wait Hold on one second Let me just get this straight You're completely naked

Head to toe You've went You're completely naked You've went through the back door To catch a pussy Yeah, that's an analogy you could use. This story is too good. I don't live like in a, I don't, where I live, you've been there.

It's quite built up, right? All of my neighbours have two-storey houses that look down into my backyard. And I don't know if they saw because it was 11.30 on a Sunday night so I'm probably fine but if they did there is someone who has a vision of me and I'm not exaggerating any of this stark naked in the backyard going

Ziggy Ziggy come here Ziggy come on Ziggy come on puss puss is that what it's called? and then picking up the cat and then walking back inside and you're completely nude and it's called? And then picking up the cat and then walking back inside. And you're completely nude.

And I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it as being weird until after the fact. But I've reflected on it. And I think I'm okay with it. I think I'm okay. I think it's perfectly natural. I think the human body is a beautiful thing or something like that. Say something.

Say something to make me feel... I just hope you've told your wife about this situation. 100% not. I hope you were honest. So her name was Ziggy. No, that's the cat's name. Oh, that's the cat's... Got it.

That's the cat's name. The cat that currently has herpes in her eye. All of Clint's neighbours were very sorry. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second, one second.

This is the one second song challenge where Bree and I go head to head at guessing what songs are based off just one second. One second. How many can you get in 20 seconds? I mean, I am on a roll. Yes. I, you know, have been steaming it. If this was golf, you'd be winning.

Why? Because you've got the lowest score. Well, it's kind of like golf. Or do you? Or do you? Let's get a score update from Producer Ellie. So the score is 33-2 to Clint. Oh.

Yeah. 33 games to two? Yeah. Okay. A bit like Insta Fame game, but the other way around. Yeah. All you've got to do is pick the winner and you can score yourself free mobile fuel. Let's give Natasha the first option.

Hi, Natasha. Hi, Tash. Hello. Hello. How's your Friday, Tash? Pretty good, thanks. Pretty good. Who's playing for you?

I love you, Bree, but gotta go for Clint. No, it's a good decision, Tash. I don't hold it against you. No problems. Let's talk to Hayley. Hayley, Bree's gonna play for you. Yes. I'm excited. I was gonna pick Bree anyway. Oh, thanks, Hayley. That gives me a bit of confidence. And you know, the win will be sweeter if we do win.

It definitely will be. Yes, Hayley. I went second last time, which means I'll go first this week. That's correct. Nice. Bree's stepping out into a soundproof area because in this game, we use the exact same songs. Yes, we do.

All right. Clint, when you're ready, Ben, hit it off. Arizona Zervas. Yeah, nice. 660. Yep. Holiday Green Day.

Yeah. Black Street Boys. Nice. Avril Lavigne. Nice. Stan Walker. Yep. Ariana Grande.igne. Nice. Stan Walker. Yeah. Ariana Grande.

Yeah. Britney. Yeah. Justin Bieber. Nice work, mate. Nice work. All right. I need to get Bree's attention, but she's not looking, so I don't really know how else

to... Oh, there she comes. There she comes. There she comes. Just a walking down the street singing, do a diddy, diddy, dum, diddy, do. Nice. Is that a hint? No, it, dum, diddy, do. Nice. Is that a hint? No, it's definitely not.

Do not listen to that. What song is that from? Yeah, that's a good song, actually. Good luck, Brie. I believe in you. All right, Ben, when you're ready, hit it off. Khalid? No.

Pass. Pass. My Chemical Romance? No. Fall Out Boy? No. Pass. Oh, My Chemical Romance? No. Fall Out Boy? No. Um, pass. Oh, damn it.

Sorry. Backstreet Boys? Yeah. Apple and Bean? Yeah. Um, Stan Walker? Yeah. Ariana Grande?

Yeah. Oh, that was just so... Dang it. I mean, well done. I think it's going to matter to be honest. So the score today, It was 9-4 To close Those were crap

What were the first ones Can you tell me I got 9 He got 9 So the first one was Do you want to play that Ruxanne Ruxanne

Who is that Arizona Zervas Oh how could I forget No you just needed The song name Which is on TikTok And I know you're on TikTok Brie And the next one The song 2 was Observers. Oh, how could I forget? No, you just needed the song name, which is on TikTok, and I know you're on TikTok, Bree.

Yeah. And the next one, the song two was. We just played them. The boys. They rhyme with Dix Dixty. Oh, the new one from 666. And then that third one. That's Green Day.

Stop giving me these bloody punk bands. I don't know the difference. They all sound the same. Today you picked My Chemical Romance for the show, so we thought you were on a pop punk vibe. That's exactly what I thought. You put My Chemical Romance on the show and you've chosen Avril Lavigne as our Friday Oaky song.

Avril Lavigne is not the same as My Chemical Romance. Don't try and put her in the same. Natasha, congratulations. We've got free mobile fuel for you. Nice work, Tash. I'm going to lick my wounds. That is the one second song challenge. Brie and Clint, ZM.

Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. A little bit of sad news yesterday, which you and I were talking about with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, was that... He ran out of spray tan. Yeah, that and also teeth whitening. But Nick Carter, who was obviously one of the members of Backstreet Boys, the Backstreet Boys,

he has taken out a restraining order on his younger brother, Aaron. And we spoke about it here. Do you think it's a little bit of living in Big Brother's shadow as well? 100%. I mean, imagine if your brother was a Backstreet Boy. I know, right? Like, my brother's an engineer and I still struggle with that.

And the conversation obviously moved to, you know, why they have such a kind of tough relationship. Or what the root cause of all his brother's issues are. Which it might not be that, but it kind of like... It'd be pretty hard living in your brother's shadow who's been in one of the biggest boy bands of all his brother's issues are. Which it might not be that, but it kind of like... It'd be pretty hard living in your brother's shadow who's been in one of the biggest boy bands of all time.

Especially if your dream was to be a pop star. Exactly, which obviously it was because he did music as well. Yeah. Didn't Britney Spears' sister have a career for a bit too? Jamie Lynn. Jamie Lynn Spears? Yeah, of course she did. Yeah, she was on one of the...

Was it a Disney Channel show? That'd be tough. Yeah. Being Britney, because you'd always be. You wouldn't be Jamie Lynn Spears. I mean, it's Britney Spears. You'd be Britney Spears' sister. You've got to compete.

It's like, you know, obviously big time actors and actresses are like their brothers and sisters. Can you imagine? Zac Efron, have you ever seen his brother? No. They kind of look like brothers, but obviously he's not an actor. Have you seen the third Hemsworth brother? The fourth one, you mean? Oh, no, the third one.

The third one. I know there's a fourth as well. There's a fourth. But there's a third one who is an actor. Yes. And he's successful in his own right. He's a lot shorter, yeah. Yeah.

But I think he's like a TV actor, which there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But if your brother is Thor Thor you know like you're constantly you can't compete and it's obviously something in life where if you've got a sibling that is a super high achiever can you not? Because it makes us feel bad. Can you relax? Like the rest

of the siblings and I was just talking about how my brother he's definitely the smartest one and he's hot too. Okay well we didn't have to mention that. Well, you know how there's always one in the family. So you're saying it's not me then? Yeah, it would be weird if I said it was you. No, it wouldn't.

No, it would be weird. Why? Because it's you. So you'd rather say that my brother is hot? Yeah, I'm secure in my own sexuality and he is. God damn it. See, this is what I'm talking about. He's the one that got it all.

I got nothing. If they were doing a Thomas L family calendar, you know, you've got to put one on the cover. He'd be January. Okay. And I'd be like. Is there a month after December? Yeah, January again. Idiot.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. It's tough. And you're saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying I sympathize with you because it's tough. Idiot. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, it's tough. And you're saying... I'm saying I sympathise with you because it's tough. I know that I'm the underachiever in my family. And I know what it's like too. I've wanted to be the sporty one my whole life. You think I...

My brother is the sporty one and I just don't have it in me. Some people don't have it. Some people just don't. You're athletic. I've seen you. You're super athletic. I have a leap on me in indoor netball. No, do you think you're the, like, who's the best sibling?

Oh, no, I'm not willing to say that, especially this close to Christmas. Oh, I can say it. Probably my brother or my sister. My sister's the one who's, she's married. She's probably going to have kids soon. So my parents love her. And then my brother's the smart, attractive one. If that's the barometer, then it's me.

Oh, true, you've got a wife and a baby. But that's not fair because I'm the oldest. I've got there first. Yeah, you've had more time. Results are out on my family. Let's just say that. We ought to do something. It's too hard to judge it for yourself.

You need other people to judge it for you. No, I know that I'm the underachiever. I already know. Well, we can provide this service for other people is all I'm saying. Yes, and we want people to call now. And this is a really simple game. We want you to call.

Tell us what you do for a job and what your siblings do. Yeah. And we're going to guess, I guess. Well, we'll tell you. We won't guess. We'll pretty much tell you who's the underachiever and who's the overachiever. Do you want to know? Before you call,

this is a real Pandora's box situation. We're going to give it to you straight. Do you want to know if you're the successful sibling or not? Because if you do, we can provide you that service right now. You just need to call us on 0800-DALZ-ZM. We'll take a couple of texts as well, 9696. We need to know what they do and what you do.

Exactly right. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You know, it is a tough conversation to have with yourself where you really look at yourself and you look at your siblings and you think, am I the underachiever in the family? Now, it's not a competition, okay? We need to establish that. It always is.

No, it's not a competition. No, I'm in competition with my siblings every day. You both had the exact same upbringing. You know, you had the same parents. Same environment. Yeah. Obviously. So really the results should be the same. They should be but they're not always. So welcome along to the first ever Bree and Clint's

Successful Sibling Roulette. You call us, tell us what you do and tell us what your sibling does and we will tell you which of you is the more successful sibling. Yes. It's brutal, but you know, it's the honesty that some people need. Sometimes you've got to hear it. And welcome to the show, your namesake, Bree's here.

Hi, Bree. Oh, hi, Bree. Hello. Great name to start off with. You're off to a good start. How many siblings do you have, Bree? Like four. Oh, whoa.

Whoa, whoa. Okay. Pick the one you think is the most successful and then tell us what they do and then tell us what you do. I think that I'm the most successful. Yeah. All right. I work at a law firm.

Oh, yeah. As what, Bray? An administration assistant. Okay. And then my sister works in the forest with my dad. What does she do exactly? She sprays logs. Sprays logs.

It's a tough job. Are logs her passion? I'd hope not. They've been my passion at one time in my life. I'm going to say you're right, Brie. Yes. I'm going to say in this situation. You're killing it, Brie. Congratulations.

Nice work. You are the more successful sibling. Well done. Go into this weekend with that knowledge that you're superior. Hold your head high. Definitely will. No problems. Okay, let's bring...

But I mean, did she have much competition? With a sibling. She's spraying logs. I mean, still a great job. But if logs are your passion, you know, this is what I'm saying. Let's bring someone else on. Jalen's here. Hi, Jalen.

Hi, Jalen. Hi. What do you do and what does your most successful sibling do? One's a nurse and I'm an apprentice spray painter. Ooh, I'd hate to break it to you. Jalen. But nurses are some of the best people on this planet, I'd hate to break it to you. Jalen. But nurses are some of the best people on this planet, I think.

Are you aware of how much karma your sister has built up as well? Like it's... Well, I think, you know, she gets to deal with all the, like, the yuck stuff. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And you get to spray paint. But my spray painting career has no strikes. Yeah. Yeah, it's more create. Like spray painting career has no strikes. Yeah.

It's more create. Like, your career is more create. Yeah. I told you this was a brutal game, Jalen. I'd have to give it to your sister. I'm sorry, Jalen. You're going to have to give it to your sister, okay? Sorry.

But thanks for calling. Oh, this is rough. It is rough. That was hard to do. It's very rough. Hi, Tyler. G'day. I hope you're the more successful because that was painful to do.

No, I liked it. Tell us what you want first. Tell us what you do first. Tell us what you do. I'm a plumber and gas apprentice. Okay. Are you on your way to having your own business or something one day? Yeah, I'm nearly qualified early next year.

And how old are you? How old are you? 22. 22. So you're young. And what sibling are you going to tell us about? We've got two older brothers. And one works for a grain and seed company and has a field rep.

Okay. And the other one's a stock manager on a high country station. I don't even know what those are, Tyler. No, that's cool. That job is cool, yeah. Yeah, but who are you going to call in an emergency? Who's the man who's going to show up and service your pipes? Plumbers are very handy, and they make really good money.

Do you have a plumber's crack, Tyler? Oh, it's getting there, working on it. You're working on it? I'm going to say it's you. I'm going to say you, congratulations, as the man who may run his own business one day, you're a breeze shaking your head at me. No, I'm going to say it's you. I'm going to say you, congratulations, as the man who may run his own business one day, you're a breeze shaking your head at me. No, I'm going to say it's not you

because you haven't got the full certificate yet. Okay, Tyler, welcome to our first ever split decision, okay? Split decision on that one, but he's on his way. Jury's out. Call us in a couple of years. One more. Akash. Akash, hi.

Hello. Hello. How are you? Tell us the deets Good, not bad Who do you want? I've got one sister So who do you want to go first?

You first Perfect Okay, I am a I do two things I'm a reservist soldier in the New Zealand Army But I'm training to be a doctor Oh, come on You were calling

I know why you're calling Wait, wait Is your sister an astronaut? No, she's not. She's a lawyer. But you're a soldier, Doctor. You're a soldier who's training to be a doctor. Look, you're an incredibly successful family,

and everybody here at the Bree and Clint show is proud of you, but you are not just more successful. You're hot. No, Akash, you're the kind of people I hate. Stop it. You're making it too hard for the rest of us to do any good. You're too good. Akash, congratulations.

I stand and I salute you. Congratulations. You are the superior sibling this afternoon. Yeah, yeah. Overachiever. God, typical overachiever, isn he Bree and Clint the podcast ZM ladies and gentlemen last night she won biggest babe on the tv and she joins us in studio now it's a nikamoa kia ora hey we needed more diversity on this show so welcome welcome um congrats what is the award you won last night uh oh shit uh

uh best presenter best presenter congratulations okay i was against sam neill and nigel latter Welcome. Congrats. What is the award you won last night? Oh, shit. Best presenter. Best presenter. Congratulations. Okay, I was against Sam Neill and Nigel Latta. Oh, my gosh. White man, white man. Suck it, Sam Neill.

Yeah, suck it. He actually went on stage and was like, you bitch, Anika. And I was like, I was doing the fingers. Love it. And then we hanged out later. And it's all good. It's all good. No, we slept together.

Oh, you did? Hey, exclusive here. Exclusive. You guys we hanged out later. And it's all good. It's all good. No, we slept together. Oh, you did? Hey, exclusive here. Exclusive. You guys would have cute kids and talented. Thank you. Plus you could get a spot on Jurassic Park now. Oh, yeah. I could be a dinosaur. Yeah.

It's a big day for you today. You didn't just win your award, but your new album is out. My new album, Songs for Bubbas 3, is out today. And I actually woke up and forgot. I was hungover. And my kids are crying. I'm like, I've got a baby album out. Seeing as you are the John Mayer of kids albums.

It's a good title. We thought we would test your kids' music knowledge out this afternoon. Okay, cool. And because, and Bree's picked this up by osmosis very fast, the cornerstones of being a parent are having kids songs to play and also having plenty of alcohol in the house. Exactly right. Drinking goes hand in hand.

And so we thought- With babies. Yeah, 100%. Drinking and babies go hand in hand. You need both. And we thought, so we're going to test you with five kids songs because you should know them. For every song you don't get, you'll need to do a shot.

This isn't a shot. This is me on a Monday morning. Friday afternoon. This is a simple video. Call this shot. Alright. Are you ready for the first song? Okay. You need to tell us what kid's song is this here? Barney is a dinosaur.

Barney the dinosaur? That's 100% correct. Pretty simple. Nailed it. Oh, you were so good. Oh, she's doing the shot anyway. that's 100% correct. Pretty simple. Well done. Nailed it. Oh, you were so good. Oh, she's doing the shot anyway. Oh, she's drinking it anyway. Okay, that's fine. Here comes song number two. That is a tough one, isn't it?

That's easy. Do they get harder? Well, you've got to answer this one first. Baby shark. Baby shark. I think she had it. I answered it first. Baby Shark. Baby Shark, congratulations. I think she had it, yeah. Answer it when I was saying it.

Oh right, I see what you mean. How did I know you were just gonna drink all of these anyway? Alright. Answer my... Here comes song number three. Anika Moore. Ring. Yeah.

Picking kids songs. Cherchez-moi coucou coucou. Very... Je suis cachée sous un chouette. Popular in France. Oui, oui. Française. I'm in the garden, looking for me, hello hello I'm hidden under a tree Very popular in France Yes, yes, French

Because I'm, I'm I'm in his eyes Pretty close Yeah, it's pretty close Okay, we'll give you that, we'll give you that Okay, what about the fourth kid's song? She's still doing the shot I know, there was no point in even playing the game.

You're playing with an alcoholic, that's why. Who's this? It's not so much a kid song as a song by a kid. Okay, is it Will Smith's son, Jaden? No. Oh, that's a good guess though. That's Lil Bow Wow. That's cool. Snoop Dogg's nephew. Get off my tit. That's Lil Bow Wow. It's called Get Off My Tent.

That's what it's called. Here's song number five. Here's song number five. See if you can get this one. I believe when you're in Ikamora, you can recognise this kid's song right here. Do you recognise that kid's song there? You should, it's the opening track from Songs for Mothers 3.

No, wait, wait. I think I like that kid's song because it's real calming for the children. No, it's really calming. It's actually like white noise, and white noise is what you use to get kids to sleep. I wouldn't have a clue what that song was. This is Gimme Chocolate by Babymetal. Very relatable. asleep so i wouldn't have a clue what that song is this is gimme chocolate by baby metal very

relatable yeah um you can you can choose whether you have the last shot or not uh but congratulations she's choosing a big yes songs brothers three is out today it's out today head to www.anikamoa.co.nz and grab a copy today or get it on Spotify, iTunes, or from the back of my car. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Oh, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-f-f-f-Friday-okey! Oh, guess who's back? Back again.

Bad singing's back. Tell a friend. Don't tell a friend, actually. That special part of the week where Bri and I go head-to-head in a singing competition we do. Week about picking the songs. Yes. This week, Bri's chosen the song and we're singing Avril Lavigne. He was a skater boy She said, see you later, boy He was a skater boy picking the songs. Yes. This week, Bree's chosen the song and we're singing Avril Lavigne.

Any reason in particular you've chosen this? I just really wanted a great throwback and I felt like her voice was in my range. Sure. I was mistaken. One fatal mistake

you may have made What? is you've overlooked the fact that for a brief time in my youth, I was the lead singer of a pop punk band. Doesn't mean it was a good one. No, but I've got the experience. You know, I've been up there on the microphone.

I've had the attitude, you know, and it's all about attitude in this game. Yeah, but I dated a skater boy back in the day, so I felt like I've lived the lyrics that she was singing. This is the fourth to last Friday Okie of the year. Is it? We're going to cross to producer Ellie who has a score update for us. How is the score looking for the year to date between Bree and I? It's reasonably close, but Bree is ahead.

She's 13 and you're 11. Okay. Very close. So there's still time for a position change before the end of the year. Don't try and use The score line He literally Clint will say

He goes I'm going to tell them The score So that I get more votes I know your tricks I don't want that I don't want that I want you to vote

For the best song I want you to vote For the best song Look at Ellie Ellie's like As if you don't want that That's exactly What you're doing

You chose the song You decide who goes first You Um Or You go first I'll go first Okay That's exactly what you're doing. You chose the song. You decide who goes first. You go first. I'll go first. Okay. Here we go, everybody.

Here is my attempt at Friday Oki. You need to listen to both, and then you get to vote on who wins it. Good luck, me. I'm going to f***ing own this. I've got to get all pop punk. Are you ready? Are you ready?

He was a boy and she was a girl. Cannot make it any more obvious. He was a punk and she did ballet. What more can I say? He wanted her, but she'd never tell. Secretly, she wanted him as well. But all their friends stuck up their nose. They had a problem with his baggy clothes He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her She had a pretty face but her head was up in space She needed to come back down to earth Uh, uh, yeah, uh. Pop punk, baby. That's pop punk. That's the attitude that you need. Am I in Sum 41?

Holy hell, what was that? The Skater Boy. It's my Friday Oaky. It's one of those songs, no offence, but it seems easy and it's actually real quite hard. Well, are you ready for yours? Yeah. Yeah? I felt like I tried to tell a story. Seems easy, and it's actually real quite hard. Well, are you ready for yours? Yeah.

Yeah? I felt like I tried to tell a story. No, not that. Which is what Avril does. No, I tried to tell a story. You've changed the song again. No, no, no, I haven't. No? It's completely the same, but I go through like a mellow and then angry stage,

which I think is what punk rock is all about. Okay, here's Breeze Friday, Oki. Yeah, where my punk's at? He was a boy, she was a girl Can I make it any more obvious? He was a punk, she did ballet What more can I say? He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well But all of her friends stuck up their nose And they had a problem with his baggy clothes He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her She had a pretty face, but her hair was up in space She needed to come back down to earth Pop punk, baby.

Yeah, get it. I reckon we're fairly even. Do you? I don't know. 0800 dials it in. Let's find out. We need five votes to determine who takes out Friday Okie this week. Who's got it?

Where my punk's at? For the fourth to last Friday Ok Oki this week. Who's got it? Where my punks at? For the fourth to last Friday Oki of the year. Let's go. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Friday Oki. We're here. Let's go.

Let's go, team. We've arrived at the results section of Friday Oki. You heard both of us doing Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi already. Me. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space. You heard both of us doing Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi already. Me. And Brie. Who's got it? Who gets your vote this week?

We take five votes live to air, and that decides who takes out Friday Oki for the week. Who are we kicking it off with? Nathan gets to vote first. G'day, Nathan. Hello, Nathan. G'day, how are we? Very well.

Is this your first time voting? Absolutely. Excellent. We like new voters. Who's pop punk rendition connected with you the most? Well, I think Bochy's absolutely butchered it. The noise that was slightly more tolerable would have to go to Clint. Wow.

You've got to be joking me, Nathan. Thank you, Nathan. I appreciate you. I think it means he enjoyed it. I think that's all taken from that. No, I don't think that's what that means. Hayley's here. G'day, Hayley. Hi, Hayley.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good. Who did you enjoy more out of, Brie or me? I have to disagree with Nathan. You both did an amazing job. Thank you. Thank you.

Brie, you did well, but sorry, Clint, your notes were on point. Were they? Yeah, so my vote goes to you. Okay. I appreciate it. Thank you, Hayley. Wow. Mel's here. G'day, Mel. Hi, Mel.

Hiya. Come on, keep me in this, Mel. Come on. I'm sorry, Bree. Clint's got this one in the bag. You've got to be joking. 3-0. Good on you, Clint. Thanks, Mel. You have a fantastic weekend. Oh, go away, Mel.

God, I'm almost starting to feel guilty. Tom's here. Hey, Tom. Hey, how are you? Oh, I can see where this is going. What have you got for us? Who's your vote go to in Friday Oaky this week? I mean, they were both great, but Clint, you added some great effects in there. So my vote goes to Clint as well. Wow, thank you, Tom.

This is such a... I don't think we need to take any more votes. Unexpected ego boost. I'd love to take one more. Emma, hi. Hi, Em. Hi. Who you got?

Who's your vote for? Generally, I would usually vote for Brie, but I'm sorry, Brie, Clint, definitely. Wow. Is that, wow. Honestly. Thank you, Emma. I appreciate that.

It is always the person who's the worst that will win Friday Open. I didn't cue this up. I didn't put this in here. I don't know why this is playing. I'm trying to turn it off. And such a modest winner. I'm trying to turn it off. Such a modest and humble winner.

How do I stop it? You know what that means? Oh, this is what I have to deal with when you win. You know what that means? Oh, this is what I have to deal with when you win. You know what that means? You get a replay. It's game on for next week. We get to go to a tie. If I win next week, it's a tie,

and then it's game on for the rest of the year. Yes, I do know. I do know. If you'd won today, the best we could have achieved for the year was a draw. Look, I'm not going to say rigged, but I'm smelling something that's rigged. We'll find out next week when Friday Oki returns. Thank you for all of your votes.

Let's get a birthday banger. All right, birthday banger for a Friday. We'll take your birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on each of your 16ths and then we'll play one of those. Let's start with Taylor. Hey, Taylor. Hi, Taylor.

Hello. Hello. What's your birthday, Taylor? 21st of September, 1995. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 21st of September and back in 2011, this went to number one. Never mind, I'll find someone like you. on the 21st of September. And back in 2011, this went to number one. Emotional banger.

What a breakup song. 2011. Yeah, 2011. 2011, it's that old. Yep. That makes me old. Sorry, Taylor, I didn't mean it like that. Taylor, you're a lot younger than both of us, so.

Are you happy with your birthday banger being Adele? Yeah, I love it. She's a queen. Okay, let's get another one on. Gordon is here. Hi, Gordon. G'day, Gords. Hey, guys.

How's it going? Good. I heard a rumour you're doing this for your wife's birthday. Yeah, I came on last time I won it, so I thought I'd check her out. What did you win with? What was your birthday bag of? What was yours? Mine was next, Too Close. Oh, that's a classic. Oh, yep. Good tune. Let's see what your wife...

The old Bouncy Cuddles song. Oh, you're Mr Bouncy Cuddles. Cuddles, yes I am. I remember you. Okay, cool. Let's see if you can go back to back with your wife's birthday. When was she born? 27th of April, 1983. All right. She was 16 in 1999 on the 27th of April.

And back in the late 90s, this went to number one. Okay. So you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much. It's good, Gordon. Are you happy with that? Oh, yeah. I don't think so.

It's not bad. It's a good sing-along thing. It's a good tricky song. He was hoping for another bouncy cuddle song. Where are you? Where are you, you salty sea dog? You can't win them all. Okay, wait there, Gord.

Last one is for Logan. Hey, Logan. Hi, Logan. How you going? Good. What's your birthday? 22nd of April, 1985. All right.

You were 16 in 2001 on the 22nd of April. And back in the early 2000s, this was number one. Logan, this is Atomic Kitten and Hole again. Now, there's a freaky thing happening with the universe here where if you don't get our podcast, you won't be aware of this, but on a Friday, we do international birthday bangers on the podcast, where people who listen aware of this, but on a Friday we do international birthday bangers on the podcast

where people who listen to this show around the world and are part of our podcast group can submit their birthday. Yes. This song came up today for someone who lives in Colchester in the United Kingdom. Their name is Jonathan. Yes. And we had a real dilemma because we can't play the whole song

on the podcast. There's some rules about it. Yeah. And then what do you know? You happen to call through on all days like today. And Logan, you come through with a tomat kit and hole again. Like you couldn't write this stuff, right? No.

No, that's got to be a guaranteed winner, isn't it? It's bizarre. Logan, I'm in for it. And I'm in as well. I'm here for it. We protested so hard. If you get the podcast, you'll find out all about it. But Logan, congratulations by virtue of that.

You win birthday banger, my friend. Nice all about it. But, Logan, congratulations. By virtue of that, you win birthday banger, my friend. Nice work, Logan. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Much appreciated. Have a great weekend. What a legend. You too.

This is a good birthday banger for a Friday. Bree and Clint, ZM. If you see me walking down the street Staring at the sky Dragging my two feet You just passed me by It still makes me cry But you can't make me hold again If you see me with another man

Laughing and joking Doing what I can I won't put you down Cause I want you around Bye. I cannot forget. Baby, you're the one. You still turn me on. You can make me whole again. Time is laying heavy on my heart. Seems I've got too much of it since we've been apart. My friends make me smile. Thank you. Baby, I cannot forget Baby, you're the one

You still turn me on You can make me whole again For now I'll have to wait But baby, if you change your mind Don't be too late Cause I just can't go on It's already been too long But you could make me whole again

Looking back on when we first met I cannot escape and I cannot forget Baby, you're the one You still turn me on You can make me whole again Looking back on when we first met I cannot escape And I cannot forget

Baby, you're the one You still turn me on You can make me whole again Oh, baby, you're the one You still turn me on You can make me whole again Zedim, a rock-solid winner for Birthday Banger today from the Atomic Kitten Girls.

That is Hole Again. They had some great tunes, didn't they? A couple, yeah. There was them and the Sugar Babes. You know, they all came out of the UK at the same time. Yeah, it was a bonanza time for girl and boy groups. Wasn't it? Steps, S Club 7.

Spice Girls were in there as well. Oh, yeah, S Club 7. Spice Girls were in there as well. Oh, yeah, they killed it. Spice Girls were all right. Yeah, they were okay. They did it right. They did it okay. Yeah, they were all right. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Now, look, I'm going to warn you. The story you're about to hear may shock some people. Yeah. Especially if you listen to this show quite a lot. You know the family here at the Brian Clint Show. There's me, Clint, Producer Ellie and, of course, Producer Ben. Hey.

Everyone's present. Yeah, everyone's here. Let's get into it. Safe space. Producer Ben knows this is about him and he's quite nervous and so we should be because last night I think I discovered something that is quite shocking to me. Last night, Producer Ben and I decided we'd go to a comedy show.

Actually, I was going to a comedy show. I was going as well. Okay. And then we realised that we were both going. Yeah, fair. So we decided to go together. So you didn't plan to go together? No.

No, but we figured out that we were both going to the same comedy show and Producer Ben took a date. Yeah. He had a date with him. Nice. Thanks, mate. He's been on a few dates with, nothing serious, but a couple of dates, which I believe producer Ellie

and you, Clint, have met this person. Yeah, I've met them, yeah. Yeah, you both met this person. I met them at Friday Jams. Yeah, I've never met her, which I had the pleasure of meeting this woman last night. And this is where I'm going to make a statement and this is the shocking part.

After meeting Ben's date last night, I believe producer Ben is dating the Kiwi version of me. Now I know what you're thinking. It sounds shocking. Is producer Ben secretly in love with me? We're going to get to the bottom of it right now. We can get to the bottom of that now.

No. Well, you say that. Mate, I hear you, okay? And Ellie and I are going to act as an impartial jury in this situation. And usually, I'm just going to say defensiveness. Usually you're hiding something. Who was defensive? You, I believe.

Put your evidence out. All right. I have to agree with Ben. Bree, if you're going to make such a strong accusation, you need to back it up with evidence. Right, I do have evidence. And yesterday on the 21st of November, Thursday night, I met producer Ben's date and I was smacked in the face

by a number of similarities between her and myself. Could you list them, please? First of all, upon meeting the woman that producer Ben had taken on a date, I noticed that her and I share a very similar vernacular. I don't even know

what that word means. You both can't say similar? Yeah. Similar? No, similar. Similar. Similar. I'm Australian.

I'm allowed to say it how I need to. First piece of evidence tabled. That's the first piece. Second piece. No, vernacular means words she used. Oh, sorry. The words she used, the slang, how she speaks.

Oh, my bad. Wait, is name a piece of evidence as well? Name is high on the list. We have a very similar name. Starts with the same letter. Who cares? is high on the list. We have a very similar name. Starts with the same letter. Who cares? And it's got one syllable.

I don't think he wants you to name her. No, I'm not going to name her, but it is very close. First two letters are the same. I'm just going to say that. Second piece of evidence tabled. Is there a third? There is a third piece of evidence. She,

like myself, which producer Ben knows this quite a lot, is a country girl. Similar. Oh, okay. She's a country girl. Is that it? And probably the biggest piece of evidence in the case of

is producer Ben in love with me and that's why he's dating the Kiwi version of me. We are the exact same height. Oh, that's damning. Oh, you don't have anything to say to that, do you? No, I don't. No, I wouldn't say that, but... Okay, is there anything you would like to say in defence

before the jury retires to reach its decision? Yep. No, actually, I don't want to say in defence before the jury retires to reach its decision? Yep. No, actually, I don't want to say that. It's too bad. I was just going to say they both enjoy a lot of alcohol on a Thursday night. That feels like more of an argument for the prosecution. It does feel like it. Okay, Ellie and I will now retire to the chamber.

Order, order, order. Where we must reach a unanimous decision. The chamber of secrets. You two are not present in this room, by the way. Okay. I think Ben's guilty as hell.

I think he might be a little bit too. It's quite a silver, isn't it? Should we return back? Yeah, maybe we should come back, yeah. We, the jury, find Ben McDowell

guilty of being in love with Brie Thomasel. I knew it! Which is okay. I meant inappropriate, but it's okay. I didn't think this would be the place that I'd come out and say it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Look, if you're on your way to Japan soon for a holiday and you're on a budget, which, you know, some people do travel on a budget, you need to find cheap accommodation. Yeah. This hotel could be the exact thing you're looking for. which, you know, some people do travel on a budget. You need to find cheap accommodation. This hotel could be the exact thing you're looking for. And it's in a coastal city called, hold on, let me see if I can get this right. This will be good. Fukuokawa.

That's not it. Fukuoka. Fukuoka.ukuoka Fukuoka Fukuoka Fukuoka Alright, alright, alright We get the idea Fukuoka

We get it It's in Japan It's in Japan It's a coastal city It's in Japan I wanted to say the name of the city Yeah, you did your best And now we move along

Okay, good Alright Sorry I really I'm actually really trying But my mouth has moved that way. Anyway, apparently this hotel is offering guests a room for just $1 a night. What a bargain. A hundred yen.

That's it. That's all it costs for the night. There's absolutely no catchers attached. Nothing that's really different about it. But you have to be willing to be filmed live on YouTube for the entire stay. Oh, yeah, so just a standard hotel room. Just a standard. Nothing really different about it.

Just cheap. Just a normal night in a hotel room and they just stream the whole thing on YouTube. Yeah. For a dollar. For a dollar. What an absolute treat. Put yourself in, I'm not going to say that, try and say that place again. Would you do something like this?

No. And only because I'm arrogant. I think if you want this hot fire content of me sleeping in your hotel, you pay me. So good. You pay me. Why am I paying you a dollar for you to be able to watch me all night? It should be the other way around. It should be you going, hey, Clint, come sleep in our hotel.

We'll pay you. We just need to film you for the whole night. Don't you think they're kind of already paying you because you're only paying a dollar to stay? No, literally. So technically they're paying you for what it would normally cost? No, who's in debt here? Me, $1. It doesn't matter, who's in debt here? Me.

$1. Doesn't matter if it's $1 or $100. The scales are the wrong way around. I get it if you're boring, okay? Yeah. If you're the sort of person who's just going to go in there and sleep and then you pay your dollar, that's fine. Well, this is where the rules come in.

I'm an exciting sleeper, okay? I roll around. I don't want to know what you're doing in your sleep. I sleep hump the pillows. To be honest, that's too much information. I keep it moving. Okay? This channel won't be boring.

Well, the rules are, and there is ground rules that you need to stick by, which are no lewd acts. Oh, no lewd acts. No lewd acts. Only visuals are captured. There's no audio captured in the room. Yeah. Guests can turn lights off and the bathroom is out of view on the camera.

Yeah, that's fine. Which I'm glad. Lights off doesn't matter. I've got a baby monitor for Tui and the night vision is incredible. I don't know if they've got night vision on here. It says here also guests are encouraged to keep private

Sensitive information Such as passports And credit cards Out of view Oh you would know duh And apparently The guy that owns the hotel Came up with the idea

Because he makes more money From the streams From the streams Than This is exactly What I'm talking about Cut me in Okay

Good idea eh You own the streams Cut me in Okay I'm happy to stay there. And I'll do stuff. I'll do stuff. Not that sort of stuff, but I'll do, you know.

Like what? Like a Q&A. Exciting. If you want to stay in this $1 a night Japanese hotel where you will be filmed all night, it's in the city of, what was it? Fukukawa. There you go.

Two tickets, please ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast I don't know if you heard this, mate But we're friends with an actual New Zealand celebrity now Are we? Yes Are we finally friends with Sam Wallace? No

We like Sam Wallace on the show He's alright No, I'm talking about Matty McLean Did you see? He won Best Presenter in all of New Zealand? Is that the title? I think he won Hottest Man on TV 2019. He won that as well at the TV Awards.

Yeah. And I think there's a big reason why he actually did. Okay. He was witness to something that happened on the morning show this week. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hayley Holt, his co-host, dropping the F-bomb. How do you measure the height of a wave? Yes, good question.

Well, I kind of used to be into surfing. It's something to do with the bottom of the well. But, like, when there's a flat, like, from flat water? Right. I think. Yeah. I don't know. We cross live now to the witness of the F-bomb,

Matty McLean. Hello. Hi, Matty. Good morning. Wait, what is it? Afternoon. I'm sorry. I had the TV awards last night.

It's been a big night. After hearing that piece of audio, I think the award you actually won was most professional man in a pressure television situation. See, I think I was completely unprofessional because I immediately put my hand to my mouth. You looked so shocked, Matty.

I was. I was because it was the last thing I expected to come out of her mouth. We're on live television. Yeah, what was it like being part of a crime? Because, I mean, it is the national broadcaster and that is illegal, what Hayley Holt did. What was it like witnessing a crime live in action? It was shocking, not least of all,

because I don't know if you know this, but it's actually the second time she's done it. Oh, that's flagrant disregard for the rules. And you know what, Matty? I hear judgment coming from you. I do hear judgment. She's a repeat offender. She's recidivist, yeah.

And I think to restore her image, Hayley Holt's image, because you're her co-host, I feel like Clint and I have an idea that will help her and restore her image. Do you want to hear it? I'd love to hear it. Well, it just makes sense. She's sworn twice now on live TV. You need to swear on our radio show.

Am I allowed to do that? I don't want to be breaking the law here. No, you're not. You're not allowed, and she wasn't allowed either. But sometimes rules are meant to be broken. Okay. We know you have a good boy image. I do.

I'm the nation's darling. You are the nation's sweetheart, yeah. You are. Also, you've got to remember that you have your television award in the bank now. They can't take that back. Yeah, you've already got it. You've got the title. Everything you do from now is up to you. Would you like

to drop a swear word live on our show? Yes. All right. We need one that's bad enough that's actually going to cause some sort of a stir, okay? Okay. Okay. And if you could put in a sentence, that'd be great. Yeah, yeah.

Shall I go now? Yeah, we're ready. Go. Everyone brace yourselves. All I need is this. Maddie McLean swearing on live radio. Here we go. Okay.

F*** you, you m******. F***ing arsehole. Matt, Matt. Oh my God. We didn't say heaps of them. We we go. Okay. F*** you, you f***ing asshole. Oh my god! We didn't say heaps of them. We said one! Maddie, I wasn't ready. We missed all of them! Oh no! I think if we're

lucky, I got one. I think you even missed it. I think you missed all of them. How many was that? Maddie, I thought you were going to do an S word. I thought you should put it into a sentence. That wasn't a sentence. It was a swear word. Hayley Holt said one word.

You said 11. Ladies and gentlemen, the NZM Broadcasting Association would like to distance itself from the nation's former sweetheart, Maddy McLean. And former employee of TVNZ after this. And former New Zealand Television Awards personality of the year. Matty, I'd say thanks for coming on the show,

but I don't mean it today, okay? What do I do? What do I do? No, there's nothing you can do now, Matty, alright? Oh, God. If you enjoyed this podcast, Oh, God.