ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 23rd 2018

Episode Date: November 22, 2018

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ZM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora New Zealand, it is a Friday and it is good to be here. Happy bloody Friday. You sound excited and defeated as you say that. Hey, bit of both, bit of both. I'm off to Melbourne this weekend. Can I just say, have you had a spray tan? Yes. Have you gone for a Ben McDowell, producer Ben style spray tan?

Are you saying I'm that dark? No. I'm just asking, have we just applied the coat and we haven't had the shower yet? No, I've had a shower. Oh, right. Cool. It's going to last. I'm a beacon of hope.

That'll be good for a few showers yet. Okay, good. You know, Melbourne's not like a... You're not going to the Gold Coast. Apparently... They haven't all been at the beach for the last three months. Melbourne's more like Auckland climate wise. Yeah so can you imagine how much I'll stand

out? Oh yeah. Yeah. Hey your teeth look really white. Thank you. There you go. About time you gave me a compliment. Hey I'm excited for today's show. How good is a Friday show? There is a good feeling everywhere at the moment. Just going to be a loose one today I think. Next you want to talk Kiwi anth moment. Just going to be a loose one today, I think.

Next, you want to talk Kiwi anthems, right? Yeah, I want to talk big Kiwi anthems. I've moved here, what, 10 months ago. These are the songs that I feel like New Zealanders love the most. Right, okay. This is what gets Kiwis riled up. If you're at a party, these tracks will come on. The Kiwis go nuts. An Australian's take on our music. I'm into

that. I'll tell you about it next. As long as you're not claiming them as yours. Again. Where's Lorde from? Say it with me. Brisbane. New Zealand. Shotgun. So Max Key, friend of the show, former he's the son of the former

Prime Minister John Key. Former first boy of the nation. Exactly right. Massive friend of the show. He's the son of the former Prime Minister, John Key. Former first boy of the nation. Exactly right. Massive friend of the show. He's been asked on the red carpet by News Hub what his favourite Kiwi song ever is. Yes. He said this. Favourite Kiwi song of all time.

Savage Swing. Yeah. Savage Swing. The banger. Can I say it's probably one of the more inspired things Max has ever said. It's a better response than I would have given if I was put on the spot like that. What would you have said? Probably Dave Dobbin loyal.

A lot of people said that. It's just such a good drinking game. I've never played that. You drink every time he says loyal. Honestly, it's a night ender. Drink responsibly, New Zealand, and respect Dave Dobbin's songs. Except for that song. Then do whatever you want.

I thought since I've moved to New Zealand, I've been here for about 10 months. Yes. I thought I could put to you a few songs that have – I think these are the songs – they're not necessarily Kiwi artists. Some of them are. Wait. But these are songs that i find are massive kiwi anthems so okay i'm keen for this because i'm keen to know what australians

take on kiwi music but some of your kiwi anthems aren't by kiwis is that right but these songs seem to go off in new zealand oh okay yeah hit me with Okay. This is the first one I've got for you. Right. Yeah, the producer being specific. You're right. This is a banger. It goes off here. I wouldn't call this a Kiwi anthem, though. People love it.

All right. Yeah, interesting take. I'll give you it. I love Sandstorm. People love some Sandstorm. Love a bit of Darude. Now, this song here, I've noticed in a Kiwi crowd, personally I've heard it maybe a couple of times,

but since moving here, I have now grown to love this song because the Kiwis love this. The little lad don't laugh no more. So rock me, mama, like a wagon wheel. You've got us there. Rock me, mama mama any way you feel You cannot be a DJ in New Zealand. It doesn't matter what genre you are.

You could be like a hard trance DJ. Still got to have wagon wheel on the computer. Absolutely. Because someone's going to come up and say, Play wagon wheel. You got wagon wheel? You got wagon wheel? Put her on.

So I love that song. This song here, I think, to be honest, when I think of it now, it's Kiwi. Toto Africa. Again, yeah. I'd love to claim this as a Kiwi anthem. And look. I'd love to give this a New Zealand Music Award. So far, none of them have been Kiwi artists,

so I've kept my best two for last. These are probably my favourite two, both Kiwi artists. But let's go with the first one, probably in my top two favourite Kiwi songs. The Prince of Aotearoa. Stan Walker. Yeah, you've done well here. Usually goosebumps, this song.

We're going to hear this at float. I know. We're going to hear this at float. How good? Such a good track. Yep. But. The Australian.

Okay, your number two track was from the Australian idol, but at least he's a New Zealander. He's a Kiwi. He's a Kiwi. He's a Kiwi. This is my all-time number one favourite Kiwi anthem. Let it rip. Woo! How do you even know this?

Mate, I am obsessed with this song. This is one of the best pop songs of all time. This is my favourite. The Party of Māori Club and Poie. Oh, you know what? I'm ready to give you citizenship after that. Am I in? You know what?

Let's play it. Let's play it. Let's play it in full. Let's play it. Get it in ya, New Zealand. Come on, get it in ya. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM.

Listen up if you need a bit of a self-esteem boost, you know? A bit of reason to big up yourself for a Friday. And it's coming to you via the dog father. None other than Snoop D-O double jizzle. That makes me want to go to the bathroom. That there? Yeah. Oh, it's meant to be the sound of gin being poured into it.

Oh, gin and juice. Yeah. He's just, for the first time ever, been given his first star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yeah, I know. I saw this the other day. He's 47 years old and he's just got his star. Did you know you have to pay for your own star? Do you?

Yeah. How much is it? It's quite a bit because they have to have like a ceremony and get inducted. Either you pay for it or someone pays to nominate you. But most of the stars on there bought their own Hollywood star. It's a bit self-indulgent, isn't it?

You say that until you go and hear someone like Snoop Dogg at the presentation of his star. Yeah. This is his acceptance speech, his thank you speech. Cool. He wants to thank the people

who have helped make Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg. Okay? Alright. Listen to this with an idea of how you were thinking about yourself. Maybe you need to give yourself more ups. Listen to this.

But not least, I want to thank me. I want to thank me for believing in me. I want to thank me for doing all this hard work. I want to thank me for having no days off. I want to thank me for never quitting. I want to thank me for always being a giver and trying to give more than I receive. I want to thank me for trying to do more right than wrong. I want to thank me for just being me at all times. Snoop Dogg, you a bad mother f***er. I want to thank me for being so modest.

Yeah, I mean, you can only do it if you're Snoop Dogg. You can only do it if you're American. Can you imagine that 660 win a New Zealand Music Award and Machu gets up there and he's like, I want to thank me. Everyone will be like, shut up! Shut up, Machu. Give the award back. I mean, if we're talking about Snoop Dogg, I like this song, but you should play, you know, the classic Snoop.

What's that? You know the song I'm talking about. Pop it like it's hot. Pop it like it's hot. I've got the rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Sean down. Here we go. Because I got it going on. Snoop.

Oh, too high for me. Classic Snoop. I didn't know you'd done a remix. Sorry, I talked over it. Here it is. What do you mean? That song sounds fresher than I remember. This weekend, the All Blacks play their last game of the year

When they take on Italy Hey it's me, I'm Mario If you follow the boys on Instagram They're all having photos outside the Colosseum The Trivi Fountain They're in Rome at the moment The Tower of Pisa No, that's in Pisa

You're the Italian, you should know that I was just thinking of Italian things Oh, do you want a quick Tower of Pisa fun fact. You're the Italian. You should know that. I was just thinking of Italian things. Oh, do you want a quick Tower of Pisa fun fact? Yeah, go on. It's leaning less than it was before. No.

The Tower of Pisa is beginning to correct itself. No way. It has straightened by four centimetres in the last year. Can you believe that? Good for you, Pisa.

Yeah, but is it still a tourist attraction if it's not leaning? Yeah, true. It's just a tower. True. Plus those photos where you try and hold it up. They're all ruined.

Or just look really weird. Hey, the All Blacks' last game is against them this weekend. And I thought, seeing as you're half Italian and I'm half New Zealand. Yes. You're full. I'm half Irish as well. Just never been there. We could have a New Zealand versus Italy quiz.

Oh, okay. I've brought in Quizmaster Ali. Hi, Ali. Hello. You've got questions for us. How does this work? I do. Alright, it's going to be first to five. I have Italian questions for you, Clint. Yes. And New Zealand questions for you, Brie. Great. Here's the interesting thing about this quiz. You're Italian,

but I'm the only one who's been to Italy. Yeah, I know. Weird, right? I need to get there. Could do quite well. You should do quite well. You should nail this then. Ellie, when you're ready, hit us with the first question. All right. Because it's rugby. Bree, name the New Zealand rugby team.

The All Blacks. Nice. Well, you haven't given her much of a challenge there. No, I feel like that's fair. Yeah. Clint, can you name the Italian rugby team? Oh. The Pastafarians.

Ooh, I bet it's incorrect. Close. What are they called? Azurs. I knew that. I knew that. There you go. One to Bree.

One to Bree. All right. To the nearest million, Bree, what is the New Zealand population? Ooh. Ooh? Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. I'm going to say, so to the nearest million. The nearest million.

So it could go up or down. I'm going to say four million. The nearest million is actually five million. Damn it. That was close. That was close. Clint, to the nearest million. Damn it.

How much is the population of Italy? 79 million. Ooh,. How much is the population of Italy? 79 million. Oh, that was a good attempt. It is 60.59 million. Oh, you did well. Yeah, you did really well there. I would have had no idea. You've done well.

Still one point to Brie. That is a lot of pasta. Okay. Brie, sorry, pronounce the Maori word which is spelled H-O- spelt H-O-E H-O-E Yes Ha Oh that was a good try

Or is it ho? No, no That's an English word for a spade thing It's actually hue Yeah well I got that But good try Alright what do I got? Clint

Can you please pronounce the word Which is spelt S-H-E-R-Z-O? S-C-H-E-R-Z-O, sorry. S-C-H-E-R-Z-O. Scherzo. That's pretty good. It's scherzo. But we'll go with that. That's a good one.

Nice work. One all. And that means joke that. That's a good one. Nice work. One all. And that means joke, just in case you're wondering. All right. Brie. You sounded like such a teacher there. Oh, no. That's good, though.

That's all right. Brie, can you name the capital of New Zealand? You should be able to do this, mate. Come on. You've been here for 10 months. The capital of New Zealand, Wellington. Correct, Armando. Because that's where the beehive is.

Yeah, yeah. And Clint, can you name the capital of Italy? Rome. Oh, correct, Armando. It's Toul. Toul. All right. We'll go back to rugby here.

Can you name the New Zealand rugby captain, Bree? Bowden Barrett? No. Incorrect. It's Kieran Reid. Yeah, I wouldn't have got that. Clint, can you name the Italian captain? I thought you said name the hottest player.

Frederico Belasconi. Incorrect. It's Sergio Pardis. True. Okay. Two all. We might have to make this game first to three. First to three.

We'll go first to three. Okay, yeah. Give us your best last question. We are less stupid. Okay. Bree, can you name, out of these three, which is not a New Zealand invention? Okay.

Bungee jumping, the egg beater, or cask wine? I know for a fact that the first bungee jump or one of the very first was in Queenstown. And what was the other one? Egg beater? Egg beater or cask wine? This is a great question. Thank you. Oh, I really wish that the cask wine was invented here.

Was it though? But I'm going to say it wasn't. So cask wine is your answer? Yes. That is correct. It was actually invented in Australia. There you go. I do love some goon.

Slap the bag, girl. All right. Best we can hope for is a draw here, Ellie. Yeah, all right. What's your last question? Clint, which of these is not an Italian invention? The espresso machine, the typewriter, or a foosball table? I know this one.

I'm going to go with the typewriter. Italians love their coffee and they love their football. I'm going to go with the typewriter. That is incorrect. It was foosball. I knew that. There you go. Turns out Bree knows New Zealand better than I know Italy.

What does that matter? You'd hope so, though. Shut up in your face. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. What a journey this has been. Over the last week, if you've missed it, I was on the hunt for the garlic bread crust that Domino's are launching in Australia in December.

Fantastic idea. Amazing idea. I wanted to know if we were getting it here in New Zealand. That's why we called a guy from Domino's. Just a random Domino's, right? Random Domino's store, and I made a new best friend. His name was Jackie, to ask him if we were getting the crust. I don't know anything about it, so I can't say anything.

You're not saying that it's a definite no? Actually, I don't know. Are you keeping all the garlic bread crust for yourself? No. You promise me? Yes, because we didn't get anything at the moment. All right, if I hear something, I'll let you know. And if you hear something, you let me know.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Thanks, Jackie. And what you do for best friends, like Jackie and I are now. Yesterday, Yvonne from head office at Domino's got in touch with us, and she told us this. That garlic bread crust is coming to New Zealand. Yeah, when?

Not quite as soon as the Aussies. But we're getting it. But we will have it in the new year. Yes we will! You've never seen somebody so happy. It is the best Christmas present a girl could ask for. So what are we going to do now? I've got to call Jackie back, my bestie, and tell him the

news. Well you promised you would. I promised him. Now we just have to hope that Jackie's working today. Let's hope so. Hi, thank you for choosing Domino Pizza. I'm Ian Stoyer. Speaking with Jackie, how can I help you today? Jackie, guess who?

Hi, how are you? It's me, Bree, your bestie from the other day. Oh, okay. How's the family? Oh, yeah, it's good. Good, good. Hey, remember when we were chatting about the garlic crust? Oh, we don't got any update on information regarding the garlic bread crust.

You don't have any information? Yes. Guess what, Jackie? Yes. You know how I said, if you find something out, you call me. And then I said to you, if I find something out, I'll call you back. Because that's what best friends like us do. Okay, but the problem is we can't control these things, right?

Everything we need is waiting for the head office to decide it. Jackie, guess what? I've spoken to the head office. I've got some news for you. Okay. Okay. Are you sitting down? Yeah, but we are busy at the moment.

Get to the point. Jackie's busy. Jackie, the garlic bread crust is coming to New Zealand, baby. In the new year. Are you stoked? We're getting it. Okay. So So anything else? Nah that's it

Okay then Alright Chat to you later See you mate Yep Bye I mean I think he's just

Taken some time to process it I think he was a bit overwhelmed Yeah Wasn't he? We all are He was over He was over. He was excited.

He'll come around. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Bree and Clint on ZM. We take your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. First up to the plate is Izzy.

Hey, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Hello. What's your birthday? 22nd of December, 1998. Okay, Izzy, you were 16 in 2014 on the 22nd of December, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about that, Izzy?

I don't like Bruno Mars. Oh, no. Fair. That's fair. But you've got a great birthday banger. Not even that song? No, not even that song. God.

You must hate the DJs at weddings. I love the honesty. Okay, we'll take that into account when we're choosing which one we're going to play. Let's go to song. God, you must hate the DJs at weddings. I love the honesty. Okay, we'll take that into account when we're choosing which one we're going to play. Let's go to Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's your birthday?

March 5th, 1995. Okay, Dylan, you were 16 in 2010 on the 5th of March. And on that day, this was number one. Jason Derulo How do you feel about that Dylan? I like that You do like it? That's a banger That's a tune and a half I interviewed Jason Derulo at the start of last year

And when we interviewed him he was eating bacon in bed Really? And then we interviewed him six months later And we were like what's happening? And he was like nothing just on that vegan diet. It was so weird. He's a weird dude. When I interviewed him, I said,

oh, what music are you listening to at the moment? No crap. He goes, I'm really into this one song by Jason Derulo. It's called Ride and Solo. And he wasn't joking. He was not joking. Good song, though. Oh, good song, though.

Good track. All right, good luck, Dylan. Last one up is Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Mel. Hey, how are you? Oh, good song though. Good track. Yeah, true. Alright, good luck Dylan. Last one up is Melissa. Hi Melissa. Hi Mel. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? Um, 5th of December 1993. Okay, Melissa, you were 16 in 2009 on the 5th of December, and

on that day, this was number one. There's a little black monster somewhere in the ocean Yeah! I mean, do we even have to? It's a Kiwi anthem You were just talking about

How it was a Kiwi anthem Literally Melissa do we have your blessing To play your birthday banger today? I'll go for it Get it on This is one of the songs That's going to be playing at Float

With Stan Walker Yes it is It's also a bonafide Kiwi anthem And today it's a birthday banger How good Let's rip into it Brie and Clint ZM I promised you guys a story of a Christmas miracle

Sorry That happens when you say Christmas miracle It's going to happen for the next month too Because we're that close to Christmas Just really happens like that Miracle This is no BS Clint This has happened literally in the last hour Next month too, because we're that close to Christmas. Just really happens like that. Miracle. This is no BS, Clint.

This has happened literally in the last hour of my life where a Christmas miracle has happened to my family. Shit, almost didn't happen just then. So to give you some background, my family, my mum and dad, we've got pets. They live on a farm. They've got my mum's dog, Max. another dog, Coco, and then two cats. We've got Kimba, and we did have another cat called AJ. I didn't know you were cat people. Yeah, we're massive cat people.

Good to know. Yeah. From one cat person to another, good to know. Unfortunately, so Kimba is like a tortoiseshell cat, and then her baby son is AJ which is a ginger cat. Oh, she's the actual mum. She's the mum, so we kept one of the kittens. AJ

sadly went missing. How long ago? 18 months ago. We were devastated, haven't seen him. Nothing worse than when a pet goes missing. Yeah. Like this is as stupid as this sounds. It's almost better if you know that they died because then you're not constantly looking for them.

You'd rather know what happened. Yeah. Yeah. So it's been a bit of a, you know, soft spot for our family. We've been pretty sad about it. Yeah. No BS. Oh no.

My mum has texted me an hour ago. Yeah. Look who's come back. It's a video of Kimba and AJ. No way. That's your cat that's been missing for 18 months? That is the cat. So then the texts go on between the family.

Yeah, cool. My brother says, he's been missing for months. My sister. Holy shit. I've not seen that cat since before my engagement party, which was 18 months ago. Yeah. My mum ends the text conversation on, what was his name again?

Ha, ha! There is a bonafide Christmas miracle. Is that not a Christmas miracle or what? You'd love to know where he's been. God, you would pay good money to know where he's been. And we probably should give some money to the family that's been looking

after him. Oh, does he look healthy? He looks healthy, apparently. He's probably been on his cat, are we? He's probably been in Europe. You should check. True. Has he come back with an accent? A cat accent?

He's come back with a small British cat accent. Gap year. Brie and Clint on ZM. From a cat Christmas miracle story through to a story about geese. Geese can be vicious, right? They can be real aggressive. They're big. They hiss. We saw some in Auckland down at Western Springs Park where we had Friday Jams Live.

Just behind the stadium there's a big lake and there's heaps of geese there. They're enormous. A friend of ours, as we drove past, described them. I thought this is a really good way to describe geese. She goes,

they are prehistoric looking. Kind of, yeah. They're like dinosaur birds. They're huge birds. There's a lady in Queensland who's trying to get rid of some geese. Right. Which is a tough thing to do

around Christmas because, well, it's probably a very easy thing to do around Christmas but if you don't want the geese to be eaten then it's a tough thing to do. Can people eat geese?

Yeah. Have you eaten geese before? No, I haven't, but people can. Really? We can eat anything. I guess so. We had, this is a side story, when I was a kid at Christmas in Rotorua, in suburban Rotorua, we had two turkeys wander onto our backyard.

Oh, I thought you were going to say something else. What? I thought you were going to say, we ate some weird stuff. Oh, no, we did. But no, some turkeys wandered onto our yard. You didn't kill them. No, two days before Christmas. Mum spent the whole day, because we became friends with them,

but she's like, we're not keeping these turkeys. She spent the whole day trying to find a family who would take them and not eat them. And you never really know. But this guy came around in a station wagon. He's like, yeah, the turkeys can live on our farm. The turkeys, sorry, can live on our farm. Yeah, they'll go to farm heaven. We never checked in on them, but we hope for the best.

This story is not about turkeys. It's about geese. Okay. And it comes from Queensland, Australia, where you're from. A lady has posted on Facebook. She's written, new home, urgent. We have a small flock of five geese, three males and two females that need to be rehomed. Warning, they are assholes.

Well, the two biggest boys are terrifying and have the courage of a raging bull. The two girls and smaller boy are rather sweet. If you have a big family and a huge oven, I would suggest the two big ones Make a very merry Xmas That's the other one's parents If you're game Put them in your yard for security Bug eating and fertilising purposes No bastard will get anywhere near these geese

Whereabouts are they? It doesn't say whereabouts in Queensland they are My family would probably take them Even you will have to invent new ways to fool them They are psycho man It doesn't say whereabouts in Queensland they are. My family would probably take it. Even you will have to invent new ways to fool them. They are psycho, man. They made me cry. They've been known to rip tires off cars.

Okay, well, that's exaggerated. I don't know. They have made grown men scream and emotionally scarred a few kids for life. We are not strong enough for this. Is this is an actual ad this is real so if you think a couple of cute fluffy geese would suit your needs please please please come and get them bring help in a large box don't be fooled by their cute little beady eyes they stare deep into your soul and know all your fears. And then it's got a little asterisk. It says we have also discovered we can get revenge

at night time. They are terrified of the cat laser pointer and you can make them dance. Honestly. I'm never going back to Queensland ever. Asking $50 and a bottle of scotch for recovery purposes.

Thank you. So if you want some geese. I'll let my mum know. She'll probably go pick them up. They'll go good with the cats. Yeah, they'll go real good. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. I want to tell you about a story that, I mean, brace yourself.

If you've ever had an ingrown hair, this is the story. This is the juggernaut to end all ingrown hair stories. Sure, okay. I met this girl the other night, and she was talking to a bunch of other people. It was at a party, and she started telling this story where she was kind of lifting her dress up a little bit. I love those stories.

Not that type of story. She was showing them a scar. Ah, show and tell. She was showing them a scar that went all the way down to her knee. Oh yeah, okay. Hang on, from where? Well, you couldn't see where it started. You couldn't see where it went up to? No, she didn't lift her

dress high enough. So we're talking about along her thigh. Along, yeah, along her thigh. Huge scar. And I was like, oh I want to get in on this story. It sounds interesting. She started talking about how she had an ingrown hair that started from her nether region. Her bikini line started in her bikini line. She said she remembers about four years ago, she got this really bad ingrown hair on her bikini line.

And she kind of just dealt with it and eventually it kind of went away she didn't really think about it or she thought it went away apparently this ingrown hair didn't go away but it was actually still growing it grew from her bikini line all the way down her thigh. Inside her leg? Inside her leg. To the point where one day she had a pain so bad in her leg that she couldn't walk. That's not possible. And this is what I said. I was like, are you taking the piss here? Yeah.

She said she had to be rushed to hospital. She said a motorbike accident or something. Her leg started going purple. They had to cut her leg open from her bikini line to her knee where they eventually found there was pus from her bikini line all the way down to her knee. It had ingrown. The hair was that long and they pulled out this hair from her bikini line to her knee and they pulled this thing out.

It would have had to have been in there for years. Years. For a hair to get that long in the first place, you'd have to grow it for a couple of years. The doctor reckons it was about four or five years that it grew for. She nearly lost her leg. Oh my God. You should have seen this scar. And I kept looking at it going, is that possible?

What causes ingrown hairs? Is it waxing? Bad wax jobs? Bad wax jobs? Bad shave jobs? DIY jobs? Both. Anything. I mean, you can get an ingrown hair from a lot of things.

But I could not believe that that can actually happen. Right. Well, as you get yourself ready for summer and you look in that bikini line. You know, maybe it's time to go bush. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. bikini line. You know, maybe it's time to go bush. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint's Chat Roulette. Welcome to Chat Roulette, everybody. This is where we

take each other's phones and we go into the contacts list and we just select at random and that's the person that we call. Last week you took my phone. And I called the lovely Tammy Davis, told us about how you're a closet vaper. No, no. You love to vape.

You asked if I was vaping at the Music Awards, and he said... I just want to know, did Clint at any point ask you for your vape? He was good last night. Usually after a few tins, he's in me. He's vaping hard out.

See? That's a yes to me. No. Today, I've got your phone. And I love these days. I hate these days. Who is... Why do we do this on a Friday and it ruins the whole weekend?

Who's Amy Chapman? So she used to play for the Australian soccer team for years and years. One of my really good mates. Is she a socceroo? She's a Matilda. Oh, that's what they call the mate. Yeah, the women's version. Let's give her a call

and see if she's got any good stories about you. Oh, no. Because you always tell me what a good soccer player you are. She's the one I stole the couch with. Hello, it's Amy. Hey, Amy, it's Clint here. I do a show with Bree on ZM in New Zealand.

Of course you do. Hi, Clint, how are you going? I'm going really good, Amy. I've got Bree's phone. She's listening. She can hear you, but you can't hear her. I love Bree. You love Bree. Okay, Clint. How are you going? I'm going really good, Amy. I've got Bree's phone. She's listening. She can hear you, but you can't hear her. I love Bree. You love Bree.

We all love Bree. I love you too. She's told me a couple of things that I need you to verify. Can we do that this afternoon? Yeah, let's do it. Now, she rates herself as a bit of a footy player, and she has told us on multiple times that she can nail a goal from a corner by herself. She can bend it into the goal without a header from anybody else.

Is there any proof of that? It's not impossible for Brie. I haven't personally seen it. None of us have seen it. That's the problem. Yeah. Just say yes. a bit of GSTs to her story. I think there's a little bit of text on there, yeah.

But look, it's not impossible. I wouldn't put my house on the fact she couldn't do it, but I've never seen it. There's one other thing I need to verify with you, but before we do that, are there any stories about Brie that you need to share? Because people in New Zealand are still really getting to know who she really is. Are there any stories that we need to know?

Well, I can verify that that couch stealing story was true because I was on the other end of the couch. So that is true. That's the one I was going to verify with you. So you can confirm that you and Bree have both committed a crime and stolen a couch, not a free couch, but a couch that was on a trailer from the side of the road. Correct.

What she forgot to add was that in the middle of the road, she just abandoned me. She dropped the couch and just ran because a car was coming. So in times of need, Bree will abandon you. Come on! Fantastic. God damn it. And what state was this in?

Like, what state? This is in Queensland. I'm not sure if she's allowed back. No, sorry. I meant state of mind. Like, what? Yeah, you got me there. Look, it was the wee hours of the morning,

but even still, I wouldn't trust Bree in times of need. All right! At any time now. Right! All right, so any time now. All right. So she's a liar. I do have one more. Oh, yeah?

She did go to a housewarming once. I don't know if she's told you this. And we didn't have a gift. So she filled up a gin bottle of water and gifted it to somebody. This is full of water. Wow. So check the presents you get from her at Christmas time. See if it's actually

genuine. So she's a new bitch. Excuse me, this is my friend Amy. So you can confirm this afternoon that she is a liar, a

thief and a con artist. Great. Correct. Fantastic. Good person though. Great person. Great person.

One of my absolute favourites. You've been fantastic. Thanks for the chat Amy. No worries Clint. It has been lovely. Okay for the chat, Amy. No worries, Clint. It has been lovely. Okay, have a great evening.

Goodbye. See ya. Who are you? There's no coming back from that. Seriously, who are you? Do I even know you? There's no coming back. We're starting to get into the Christmas spirit,

and I've noticed that on Netflix, a few more Christmas movies seem to be floating around. What do you classify as a Christmas movie? Oh, there's so many. There's a lot. I mean the Santa Clauses with Tim Allen. Great Christmas movies. Elf. Yes. Die Hard. Oh, not a Christmas movie. But I do seem to watch it around Christmas time. Yeah, I'd argue strongly that Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It's very skewed. The only reason I say it's not is because Bruce Willis says it's not.

Oh. Well, thanks a lot, Bruce. You ruined Christmas. So there's this article that's been released, and this is the title. It says, The Netflix Codes That Unlock Hidden Christmas Movies. What are Netflix codes? Yeah. I didn't know there were secret Netflix codes. I'm Christmas movies. What are Netflix codes? Yeah.

I didn't know there were secret Netflix codes. I'm about to tell you. So this is exciting. So apparently there's different codes, certain numbers that you can put into your browser that bring up certain movies. Right. So like, you know how there's categories on Netflix like romantic comedy. Yeah. Horror.

Yeah. And all that kind of stuff documentary documentary yeah whereas there's no thing on netflix which is like christmas movies okay you know what i mean but i'm going to give you a code right now which will bring all of those up so this only works if you're using like a laptop it doesn't work if you have the netflix app on your tv unfortunately not okay so this if you've got a laptop and you're watching Netflix, all you have to do is you type in netflix.com forward slash browse forward slash genre forward slash this number that I'm about to give you. So this is going to bring up all the romantic Christmas films. Yes. The number is 1394527.

One more time. 1394527. One more time. 1394527. One more time. 1394527. Okay, cool. Which we'll post these codes. Where can we post these? To our Instagram story?

We'll just put the video up on Facebook. Yeah, we'll put the video up on Facebook and you can get all these codes. So there's a bunch of different ones for Christmas children and family films. What does it unlock? Yeah. Give me some titles. So it unlocks, yeah, pretty much what it says. All the romantic Christmas films will be on there if you type in that code pretty much.

Yeah. Cool. So are you thinking, what's your favorite Christmas movie? And I'll tell you if it's on Netflix. Griswold's Family Christmas. Oh, negative. What else you got? Well, Home Alone.

Home Alone. Yeah. That's a classic. One and two only. One and two only? Yeah. Negative. No Home Alone.

No Home Alone. This Christmas list sucks. There's Elf. So? There's, how can I bring this back? Mm. Uh, Love Actually. Yeah.

Which is, that's a new one. Yeah, it's good. That's a new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, what else is really good on Christmas? Um, I don't know. I don't want to watch any of these now. You're so disappointed.

Had enough. Sorry to disappoint. We need new Christmas movies, by the way. Hollywood, if you're listening listening We need some new Christmas movies Christmas with the cranks? I don't even know what that is I want to tell you a story about a girl Who has

Had interactions With her father-in-law Okay so wait Let me wrap my head around this So her husband's dad She has had horizontal playtime With the father of her husband She got jiggy with it

And Weird And she hasn't done anything wrong Why? This is quite a complicated story And a bit of a nightmare Like imagine that this happens to you. So, this woman is in a perfectly happy marriage with her husband currently.

Before they were together, she hooked up with a guy at a bar who was a bit older than her. Like, she has admitted in this story that she has always had a thing for older guys. At least 15 to 20 years older. Yeah. In her words she's a sucker for salt and pepper. And I'm not talking about the band. Right. So one night stand

gets with this guy. That's it. Living her life. Yeah. Totally nothing wrong with it. She was single left his apartment the next day never exchanged details never saw him again later on she meets someone her own age falls in love gets engaged how much later like four years later whoa yeah she's happily dating this guy they're engaged that's fine it comes time to meet the parents she meets the mum that's totally fine the mum stressful time meeting the parents the mum is She meets the mum. That's totally fine.

Stressful time meeting the parents. The mum is single. The mum and the dad are broken up. So I don't want you to worry about that part too. They broke up when her fiancé was still at school. So the dad was single the whole time. Dad wasn't there. Dad's been sailing around the world.

Dad arrives at a later point. He shows up at the door with his much younger girlfriend because just how she liked older guys, he likes younger women. And they've both realized, holy shit. You're the father of my fiance. And he's gone, oh no, I've slept with my daughter's fiance. My son's fiance. So did they tell him? No.

They haven't told him? No. The way this story reads, and they've kept the whole thing anonymous, they both realised they didn't talk about it. Neither of them chose to tell him. They got married and it's just a secret they've both decided they're going to keep forever. What a family secret to keep. What would you do in that situation?

Say you're her because you haven't done anything wrong. Essentially, you haven't done anything wrong. I'd probably not sleep with the older dude. No, no, you can't go back and not do that. She did that when she was single. I'm saying I wouldn't do that in the first place. Oh, okay. I like how you're disappointed.

You're like, you're no fun. No, well, I'm saying say it's happened to you. how you're disappointed. You're like, you're no fun. No, well, I'm saying, say it's happened to you. Say you did that. Say you accidentally slept with, well, no, she didn't accidentally sleep with him. She just. That's so hard. She just ended up with someone who ended up later in life being the father of the person she'd fallen in love with.

I'd have to tell him. You'd have to tell him, right? I'd have to. If I'm in a relationship, I can't keep secrets like that. I mean, it's worse when it comes out later, isn't it? Exactly. Like, imagine if one Christmas, you know, they're all sitting there and she gets real

boozy and he gets real boozy and he'll be like, remember that time? And she goes, I loved your apartment four years ago. And then the son goes, how do you know about that apartment? How do you know about that apartment? I don't know. I sleep with you dead.

Merry Christmas. Something that's happening all over the world at the moment is Black Friday in America, but then also in China they call it Singles Day. These are the online sales. Yes, which is kind of like Boxing Day for us. Although in America it's not just online. You go to the stores and people get trampled so they can get a cheap TV. Singles Day. Oh, these are the online sales. Yes, which is kind of like Boxing Day for us. Yeah. Although in America, it's not just online, eh? Yeah. You go to the stores and people get trampled so they can get a cheap TV.

Literally. I've lived in America. So it's the day after Thanksgiving. Yeah. And Black Friday, stay in your house because it is crazy. Like it is just mental. Yeah. There's a story that's getting traction online about a broke university student over in China

who's been hospitalized after eating nothing but instant noodles for three weeks in the lead up to Singles Day to save money. What is going on with people? This is crazy. So her woman, it's a woman by the name of Hong, and she's gained attention after she put online that she was just going to eat packaged noodles for three weeks to save a bit of money so she could spend on Singles Day. And it sent her to hospital. Yeah.

Look, it doesn't sound good. But at the same time, there'll be a lot of people listening at the moment who have been living off nothing but two minute noodles for the whole year and they're not in hospital like half of Dunedin like mate when I was at uni no joke there was one day where I was one week where I ate rice for the whole week and by the time I got to the end of it end of the bag I realized there was weevils in it no that's protein yeah good protein yeah yeah. Do you remember when you're living off like a two-minute noodle diet and you get like the fantastic noodle ones in the cup and it comes with the dried veggies that you tip in? Yes.

And you go, five plus a day. Oh, yeah. I'm getting all my veggie intake. Getting my veggie intake, yeah. Anyway, Hong ended up saving, guess how much? How much? A hundred bucks. Is that it?

That's all she saved and it gets worse for poor old Hong because she went to hospital obviously. Oh no, missed the sale. She missed the sale and her medical bills were over $200. Oh no. Our thoughts are with Hong.

Get well soon.