ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 24th 2020

Episode Date: November 24, 2020

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Hi everybody, on the start of the podcast, oh this is the start of the podcast. If you've recently eaten, then this is a warning for the next following intro of this podcast, because I feel queasy. The intro goes downtown, okay? And it was meant to be a safe space, but it doesn't end up being a safe space. Be ready to be shooken. I feel victimised, alright? No, how?

Because! You're the one that's the problem here! Anyway, there's some stuff coming up, alright So you've been warned Oh my god Hello everybody, welcome to the Brinkley Podcast Day two of podcast by distance Because Brie's still at home with COVID

I mean, not with COVID, for COVID No But we've got a better microphone Well, I said for COVID Yeah, you changed it, yeah Cool Why, what did you say before that? I said with COVID Oh no, you changed it, yeah. Cool. Why? What did you say before that? I said with COVID.

Oh, no. I got my test results back. Fake news. Yeah. And I tested positive for my mum and dad's most least liked child. Is there a test for that? Yeah, they tested me yesterday for it. Oh, yeah.

How's the test go? Yeah, I got positive for the least liked. Yeah, right. You just look at the will, don't you, and look at what's been portioned out. Yeah, that's another good way to find out, actually. Here's a morbid question. If your parents could leave you one thing in the will, what would you want? Of their current possessions.

Ooh. Does the house count? Yeah, because I'm going to say house. Yeah, house. But you can't say house because of the financial value. It's got to be for a better reason. No, I love that house. My mum and dad's house that they just built.

Are we all going to say house? Yeah, probably. Okay, you can't say house. Okay, you can't say house. So something like an item, more like that. My dad told me that each of us were going to inherit one of his vintage motorbikes. Oh, that's cool. When we were growing up, he had vintage motorbikes that's cool growing up

he had four motorbikes yeah he doesn't have any now does he no he sold them all on trade me and when they were going up on trade me i said hey you said those were our inheritance you said we were going to get those bikes because they were awesome bikes too and he goes no i didn't i was like no my word against you it wasn't even like yeah but sorry i've got to sell them yeah he was just like no i didn't say that no i was He was just like, no, I didn't say that. No. I was like, why would I remember it? If you didn't say it, why do I remember it?

Because why would I have held on to this for 20 years? That's what I was hanging out for, Dad. Thanks for ruining my dreams. I don't know. What would you guys get? Just talking about like items that they own is what you're saying? Yeah, something in the house. Is there something that you want?

Spa pool? Oh, good. I'd probably take my mum and dad's spa pool too. It's pretty new. Have you guys thought about what your parents do in those spa pools when you're not there? Oh, don't be gross. Well, have you?

Have you thought about what all the other millions of strangers have done every other random spa pool you get in. Yeah, but you don't know them. Yeah, but I think about that every time I get into a spa pool. Yeah, I'm not a communal spa pool guy. Things are floating around. Do you know I've got a real serious ear infection because one time I went to this radio party

and it was all these massive executives there, like all these big people and i was one of the new kids like one of the real young announcers like no one knew my name pretty much and one of the day announcers um we were at this club that was on this rooftop and people in brisbane will know it was the lime hotel if it's still around anyway had two spas in the room that we were in like on this rooftop bar two spas yeah two ran like two spas in the room that we were in, like on this rooftop bar. Two spas? Yeah, like two spas is real random. Anyway, I noticed that one of the day announcers had gotten into the spa, like as a bit of a gag.

His name was Digby. Shout out to Digby. Anyway, and I was like, oh, that looks like fun. Anyway, one of the breakfast announcers, Lutzy, he then gets into the spa. And, oh, can you take the feed out of my ear, Clint? And then I go up to my boss and I was like, will you give me a morning show

on the weekends if I get into the spa? And he goes, alright, if you get in, I'll give you that show. And I was like, promise? And he goes, yep. And anyway, so I took my kit off and I got into this spa in my bra and undies. Luckily, I had a strapless bra on. I was like, whoa, this is turning into a Me Too story.

But yeah, carry on. No, luckily, anyway. I was like, Jesus, and how did you get the ear infection? Yeah, right. So there's all these massive execs, like the biggest clients we've got. And I'm like in my bra and undies and I got into this spa with these other two guy announcers. I look like the biggest idiot. Anyway, there's a picture of it and everything.

I look real tan, thank God. Anyway, we're in there for about an hour and I get out and I go home and then I got the worst ear infection I've ever had in my life from that spa. Oh, right. So was it Lutze or was it Digby? No, it was the water. Obviously that spa was filthy. Did you get a show?

No, he never gave it to me. I ended up getting it like two years later. That's a sad story, man. And he goes, and he's like, still counts. Yeah, right. Sounds like you were taken advantage of. Yeah, some would say. Possibly.

By powerful men. I'm pretty sure that same boss at the time, because I was going to chicken out and I was like, nah, nah, nah. Because obviously the alcohol was wearing off and he's like, you'll be fired if you don't. Oh, okay. He was joking. You'll be fired if you don't. Are you okay? I just need to ask.

Are you okay? Oh my god, trust me, it was all okay. I wouldn't be talking about it if I wasn't. It's good to check those. It was fine. Oh, my God. You guys made that story sound so lame. Well, it had a lot of elements.

Yeah. But if you said it's fine, it's fine. I believe you. Then two years later, my other co-host, you get on air, did a nudie run around the office. Oh, yeah, that's radio, baby. Yeah, see? My first day in radio, I had to photocopy,

and if you're overseas, you won't know this, but if you're in New Zealand, you will. I had to photocopy JJ Feeney's boobs on my first day in radio. Oh yeah? Yeah. It was a privilege, actually. I felt very honoured. That's cool.

I bet. I bet. My first day in radio, I had to- Took a copy home. I bet you did. You still love it, mate? Still got it framed. Oh, signed?

Yeah. Your wife would not allow that in the house, I don't believe. Nah, JJ's an icon. Lucy's like, put that above the bed. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. Don't believe that. But shout out to JJ's boobs.

Shout out to JJ's boobs. And JJ. I tried to win JJ's boobs many years ago. That was such a good promo, wasn't it? I want to do that. Yeah, well, I didn't win. It was a genius idea jj jj has famous breasts and they're large and she wanted a breast reduction and she said i'll get a breast reduction and we'll give away a breast enlargement to the size of boob

that i get reduced yeah it's great yeah great idea could do that with butt implants as well if you wanted to if you had a really big butt i've got saddlebag ass so we could do that with butt implants as well if you wanted to, if you had a really big butt. I've got saddlebag ass, so we could do it with my ass if you want. Oh, Brie. No, it's the truth. You don't have a saddlebag ass. I do. My mum gave it to me. I've measured that ass and it's not a saddlebag ass. Well, I've got

one bag at least. Do you know why it's called a saddlebag ass? Yeah, because of the bags on the side of a horse's saddle, right? Yeah, and it makes like... Don't worry, I get the visual of it. ...stitch out from the side, yeah. But I don't think you... I think you're exaggerating.

I don't think you have one. Oh, no, but I do have one, what they call a saddlebag ass. And I know... I'm not saying it's a bad thing. We've talked a lot about you and your body today, Bray. Yeah, well, sometimes you need to be, you know, body positive. Yeah. Yeah, that's good

we're only talking about women's bodies I feel bad we're only talking about women's bodies do you want to critique Ben's body for a bit

I think we have to to balance it out we've got to we have to talk about you can talk about your tiny nipples I shaved them today that's weird

yeah well I trimmed them I trimmed them Clint came into work that's weird Clint came into work and I was like, oh, you shaved. And he was like, what did you say, Clint? Yeah.

Well, I think I said, oh, you've shaved. I said, yeah, I did my face too. But obviously I was thinking about my nipples. No, you weren't. You shaved your bush. Yeah. What about that scene from American Pie, American Pie, The Pie the Wedding,

and he shaves his pubes and they go out the window? That scene is horrific. Can I ask a serious question on pube trimming? No. Low, as low as you can go. You can't answer this because you don't have any. Well, I can still answer it. Yeah, but yours will be hypothetical because you don't have any. Well, I can still answer it. Yeah, but yours will be hypothetical because you don't do it.

You know what she has in the past. When you do it, where do you put the hair? You do it in the shower. It goes down the drain. Yeah, you do it in the shower. Oh, my God. Where are you doing it? Outside?

Don't say outside. Fucking don't say outside. In the shower. No, you're not. Are you doing it in the sink? No, he's doing it? Outside? Don't say outside. Fucking don't say outside. In the shower. No, you're not. Are you doing it in the sink? No, he's doing it outside. You're doing it in the sink. Oh, that's off.

In the shower. That is off. Can you wash that much hair down the drain? No, but girls, it's like tiny, tiny little bits. It's like not much. Because you're always doing it. Whereas you've got long legs. You're trying to shove

ponytails down there, aren't you? Clint's got the weed whacker out in the backyard. It's not outside. It's not outside. No, you have to tell us now. It's in the sink.

In the shower. No, Clint, tell me. No, it's in the bathtub. It's in the bath. That's awful. It's over a towel and then I flush them down the toilet they don't all come out of the towel clearly I washed the towel over there

Bree! fuck you this is meant to be a safe space this is meant to be a safe space Bree would never meant to be a safe space. I would never stay in a house. This is meant to be a safe space. I could ask a question. Producer Ben has stayed at Clint's house. You've wiped your face with Clint's peels. No, I'm actually real shooketh by this.

I'm not even lying. Yeah, well, fuck you, okay? I needed to find out. I didn't want to say. I will do it in the shower from now. I will do it in the shower from now. I will do it in the shower from now. Do you do it on a dark towel or a light towel? Okay, serious question.

How do you do it in the shower if your trimmer's not waterproof? What do you mean? The shower's not on. The shower's not on. Yes, you just stand in the shower. You just stand in that space and then you shave. And then you just use the shower. I'm not talking about shaving them off, by the way.

I'm not going bald, turkey neck. Why don't you just like cut them off some guys do that yeah but yeah you can trim them or you can shave them question stands where do you put them but now i know i have a question did you do you put them on a light colored towel or the dark colored day great question neither it's on the foot towel no the towel we don't need to ask you we can just ask your story we can just ask what colour Ben used when he was using the guest towels when he stayed. Yeah, Ben, what colour were they? It was too long ago. Get rekt.

Honestly, towels. Because the reason I ask. These towels are so furry. If you're doing it on a dark coloured towel, you wouldn't see all the strays that don't come off when you shake it down the toilet. Give it a good whip outside. Give it a good whip. And then what? The cats go out there. Who teaches you this stuff?

Where's common sense? Where's pube trimming class? All of us. This tool right here, this would have been helpful for somebody because there's no Dolly magazine anymore. There's no Girlfriend magazine. There's no cream. There's no sealed section.

There's no way to explain this stuff to you. Who is shaving their pubes off into a towel and putting them to bed and tucking them into a... Why do they need to land on a towel? At least stand over the toilet and drop them into the toilet. Oh, we'll never know. I saw someone... I didn't see someone.

I heard someone say you should do it. You should sit on the toilet backwards and then do it into the toilet. That, look, we'll never know. Oh, your poor wife, I saw someone, well, I didn't see someone, I heard someone say you should do it, you should sit on the toilet backwards, and then do it into the toilet. That's better, I wouldn't have

thought that was as weird. That's better, yeah, you canger them. Yeah, well, now we know, it's so great.

Wait, do you use separate ones if they're electronic? Like, do you have different ones for that? Yeah,

do you have different blades? You don't use the same one. No, he doesn't, we've already covered that before.

No, we've got different ones, we've got different ones. No, you don't, you definitely Well, I do now, after I got, I'm never talking about use the same one. No, he doesn't. We've already covered that before. No, we've got different ones. No, you don't. Well, I do now after I got... I'm never talking about this again. I'm never talking about this again. You earn enough money to buy a separate poop trimmer.

Yeah, and now I have one, okay? So I use the old... I do. I've got the old rusty one for downstairs and the nice ones for my phone. Oh, that's dangerous. Now go out and buy all brand new towels for your wife. All right.

She was never to find out about this. Okay. We won't tell her if you promise us. She doesn't listen to this podcast. Don't worry. Well, no, I'll just message her that you talked about her Christmas present in today's podcast. Oh, good idea, Anastasia. Good idea.

Turn her mic off. Turn her mic off. No, keep it on. Keep it on. Bye, everybody. See ya. Bye, keep it on. Keep it on. Bye, everybody. See you later. Bye, Lucy. Bye, Lucy.

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Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. G'day, everybody. Bree and Clint coming. Brie. Yeah, they might. Live from home today. Do you want to reveal your big news?

Yes. Yeah. Big news. I have gotten my test results back. No gonorrhea. Also, I'm COVID negative. Did you get them to swab for gonorrhea while you were at the drive-thru too? Yeah, I just thought

you know, two birds one stone. Where does that swab go? You don't want to know. Yeah, right. Can they do it at a drive-thru? It's personal business, don't you worry. They had to come in through the boot to get the second one. Yeah, it wasn't pretty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They said, man, we need you to get the second one. Yeah, it wasn't pretty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They said, man, we need you to open the back door. I was like, the latch is broken. It's a lot of stuff back there. Today, it's a Tank You Tuesday, thanks to Mobil. If there's someone you want to say tank you to, go and tell us at ZDM Online, because they can win a tank of Mobil fuel,

and you'll win a tank of mobile fuel at the exact same time and we're giving away Tank You Tuesday at 4 o'clock today. Can't wait. Who doesn't want free fuel? Next though, a really, really long marriage celebrated this week. Really long. Some would say too long. Some would say when you signed up for the marriage, you never intended to be in it for

this long, you know? You know, when you sign up, you think, oh, you know, a certain amount of years, not this long. Till death do us part, and you're like, yo, I thought it would come sooner than this. Anyway, tell you who's celebrating a really, really long anniversary.

And how long it is. Really long. Like, I'm tired thinking about it. Like, time for a break. Like, honestly. Let's get a hall pass for Christmas. Let's get back on Bumble. Call it a day.

We'll do it after LABZM. Before then, though, noise? News. I guess it's noise. Noise out of the royal family i do love when we talk about the royal family because i get to do my accent that's so pissed off about the crown they are so pissed off have you seen it though the crown it's so interesting because people are watching going this this is 100% accurate.

You know, they put that little disclaimer at the front and then people forget about that. It looks like a documentary, eh? This is real. It's real. It's a doco, yeah. But it might as well be. They don't tell us anything, so we've got to fill in the blanks.

How are we supposed to know? Yeah, yeah. And I'm sure there's some royal historian who was there. Oh, look, Harry's probably spilling the tea. Harry's got that Netflix deal now. He's probably like, all right, this is what grandma's like. This is what my dad's like. This is what happened here.

Yeah. And this is what really happened that night in Vegas. Yeah, right. Anyway, this is happy news. Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip have just celebrated a major wedding anniversary. And when I say major, I mean mah-hager wedding anniversary. Okay. What is it?

They've been married for, get this, 73 years. 73. Lizzie was 21 when she married Royal Navy Lieutenant Philip Mountbatten on the 20th of November, 1947. That was like a... What do you get for your 75th wedding anniversary? Do you get Metamucil or something? I've been Googling that.

Your 70th anniversary is platinum. You're meant to get them something platinum. And then your 80th anniversary is oak. Who's making it to the 80th year? Well, I can tell you that actually. There is a Guinness World Record for the longest lasting marriage. Interesting. How long? It belongs to Zalmyra and Herbert Fisher. Okay. And before Herbert passed away in 2011, I think, they had been married for 84 years. Oh my gosh.

84 years is the world's longest marriage. Their best marriage advice is respect, support and communicate with each other. Be faithful, honest and true. Love each other with all of your heart and put the toilet seat down. Oh, good advice.

I added that last bit in. I was going to say, is the last one live in separate houses? Well, they've got some advice on fighting too, on your relationship fights. Yeah, bring it on. They said, and these are the people who are married for the longest time in history, they said it's okay to disagree and you should fight for what really matters. Oh, that's really good advice. They said learn to bend and not break.

And sometimes the fights that really matter are what to order on Uber Eats and I'll stand by that. But learn to bend and not break. Learn to be flexible. I'm not bending on pizza on Friday nights. We're getting it. Those are long marriages, and I don't think we'll compete with any of those.

So I thought this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, we could do short marriages. Yeah, how short was it? How short was the marriage? Okay, she might call up. Yeah, she could do it. She was 50-something days. That's eligible.

And I know divorces take a while to go through. So just do it from the day you said I do to the day you said I don't. Yeah, where you're like, this is off. It's off. It doesn't have to be legally, just the day where you guys broke up. We want to hear short marriage stories. Maybe it was you. Maybe it was your parents who did it.

Maybe they had a really short marriage. Sometimes people are together for like ages, Clint, like years and years and years and then they get married and then it's all over. The wedding ruins a perfectly good relationship. Yeah, right. Okay, well give us a call. We'd love to hear about it this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint. The Queen of England has just celebrated 73 years married to Prince Philip. That is a bloody long time. That is an effort and a half if you ask me. 73 years. Do you reckon they even communicate anymore? Do they even talk or do they just know?

They know what the other person wants, what they're going to do so they just pre-empt it and they do it. Or don't do it. Judging from the show The Crown, I don't think they've talked for a while. Yeah, season one was rough. Hectic, wasn't it? Yeah. So we're talking long and short marriages.

Julie, hi. Hi, Julie. Hello. Have you had a long marriage, a short marriage? What's going on? No, not me. I've had two marriages and I'm single. Yeah, Julie, preach it. What was the shortest of those two marriages and I'm single Yeah Julie Preach it

What was the shortest of those two marriages? Oh my god A year Nice Julie You get the best and then you get out Trade them in Who's had a long marriage? My parents

They were married for 70 years Last month Wow That's a bit cute Julie Did you guys celebrate? My parents, they were married for 70 years last month. Wow. That's a bit cute, Julie. Did you guys celebrate? Yeah, we did. We just put on an afternoon tea for them at their retirement home. Oh, cute.

So they're both in their 90s. My mum is 90 and my dad, I think, is about 93. I like how you've lost track. We don't count anymore. It's like their wedding anniversary. Once we hit 70, we stop counting. That's pretty special. What do you think their secret is to a long marriage?

Argue. Argue? Was that the problem with you and the one-year guy? You guys didn't argue enough? No, we didn't. No. Sounds like he wasn't willing to come to the table on the arguing front. The Queen's done 73 years,

and we've got one of the queens of this show on the line. Welcome, Mama Di. Hi. Hello, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good. First of all, we've got good news.

Brie passed her COVID-19 test. Yay. Oh, my God. I'm going to go out and get drunk. I'll have at least two drinks. Responsibly, yes. Oh, God, Brianna, I'm going to hit the cocktail. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, fantastic. Speaking of the cocktail. And I'm telling you, this isn't a G-up, is it? No, no, no, we wouldn't joke. We would not joke about Bree having COVID-19. We joke about a lot of stuff. Honestly, I'll send a hit out on both of you if it is. Oh, my God.

Oh, that's fantastic. I am so, so happy. I think she's already had a couple of drinks. Yeah, right. You've done a preloading. Hey, we've got a question about marriage for you. Yeah. How long have you got a question about marriage for you. Yeah. How long have you and Big Steve been married for?

39 years. Right. You're getting up there, Mum. Oh, Brianna, I was married when I was 15. Well, let's hope not. I was going to say. Let's hope not. If that's the truth, then Queensland's boys in blue are on the way around to arrest Big Steve.

They're the same age. Okay, 39 years. Question, how long do you want to be married for? When do you want to check out? When do you get gold? I think it's 50. I think. Hang 50. I think. Hang on.

Is it 50? Well, Mum, let's be real. You've never gotten a gift on any other anniversary, so what makes you think you'll get gold on your 50th? I just hope all the time. That's why we keep going, because I always think it's going to be different, but it's not. 25 years is silver and 50 years is gold.

Oh, Mom, not that much longer. 11 more years in the trenches, then you get your reward. There you go. Thanks, Luba. Love you, Belle. Good to talk to you. Have a Cosmo for me. I love you guys.

I am wrapped. If you've ever heard us, I'm excited. Bree and Clint. Hold it. From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA With Dean McCarthy

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All the gifts this year Everyone Brace yourself We're ready We're ready We're ready Mrs Claus It ready, Mrs. Claus. It's like if Santa had, I don't know, if Santa was gay and lived on the treadmill.

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that is Shawn Mendes. We get to see him with Camila Cabello. We get to see him at home. We get to see those raw emotional moments. It's a beautiful and probably quite sexy documentary. And you can check it out now on Netflix. Netflix is just the home of everything. I'm obsessed at the moment.

Obsessed. Do you and Shawn Mendes still go to the same gym, Dean? Haven't seen him for a while. No, that gym is actually closed right now. Oh. Shawn Mendes, yeah, every morning he would be on the treadmill and I'd get the creepo behind and I'd have a hoodie on, like real creep vibes.

And he was always there with these two really good-looking identical twins that are Australian models, his best friends. So it was just him and the twins and me up the back, like a creepy, creepy old man. Sounds about right, Dean. Hey, Dean, I heard in this doco they cover quite a lot of mental health stuff and how he went through some quite big struggles and how Camilla helped him out of it and all that kind of stuff.

Yeah, you're right about that. So there is a really heartfelt, deep moment in it where he talks about, because he became famous very young, remember? Not like 13-year-old young, but like I think he was, I first interviewed him when he was like 18 or 19, when he was just about to break. So that's young for a person. He shots a huge fame.

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Shawn Mendes. That's Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles. Thanks to Cookie Time, celebrating 35 years of Christmas cookies. You can book a seller now at christmascookies.co.nz. Brian Clint. Guys, throwback Tuesday. How good was the show Home Improvement? Oh, yeah, with Jonathan Taylor-Thomas.

Oh, yeah, Heroes to Fame, JTT. JTT. Heartthrob, TV hits magazine superstar, JTT. How funny was the gag with Al over the fence and you never saw his face? Wasn't it Wilson over the fence? Oh, yeah, that was Wilson. Al Baller was the other guy on... He was the friend on the show. He was on Tool Time with Tim Allen.

Yes, that's right. Tim the Tool Man Taylor. What was the wife's name? Do you remember? Jill. Jill, that's right. Why is this information burnt into my brain and I don't know my wife's phone number?

Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? That's probably because the show lasted for eight seasons from 1991 to 1999, and Patricia Richardson, who played Jill, the wife on the show, has spoken out about why the sitcom

came to an end, because it was still raiding its off. It was huge. It was like Friends and the Fresh Prince. It was those shows, you know? It was that big. It was huge. It was like Friends and the Fresh Prince. It was those shows, you know? It was that big. It was huge. And she's spoken out about how, yeah, she wasn't even meant to play the wife.

Apparently, she got the call up at the last second, and they had great chemistry, and she was like, all right, I'll take the job. Wow. One of those split-second decisions that changes your life yeah absolutely anyway she said that her and um tim couldn't come to an agreement um about the ninth season and they had a bit of back and forth and a few disagreements and then she decided to exit the show and then apparently Tim Allen pitched an idea where they'd kill Jill off for the last season.

Whoa! Yeah, and he said, nah, if she's not in it, I'm not doing it. Wow. Well, good on him. How pissed off would you be if you were the guy playing Al Borland or Wilson over the fence and you're like, can you two just sort your shit out, please? Please, I need this.

We are getting paid so much money, like so much money, and all you have to do is just suck it up for one more season. It would have been a lot of money back in the day too when the show was that successful, you know, like heaps. Yeah. My favourite part about the show was that noise that he made. You remember that? Yeah, it was like a catchphrase, eh?

What was that? That's not a catchphrase. That's like a burp or something. It's his version of the Homer Simpson. D'oh! Isn't it? Oh, yeah, it is too. But then do you remember his like,

like his growl thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was good times. Can you do that, Nights? Can you do that? I doubt it. Go on. I don't think so. So you can do a bit of one. Okay, that was good times. Can you do that noise? Can you do that? I doubt it. Go on. I don't think so.

So you can do a better one. Okay, play it for me one more time. Uh. Uh. Uh. All right, hang on. Let me have a go. And then we'll get Ben to judge them, okay?

Okay. Hang on. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Ben, who's got it? I know it's tough. I know it's tough.

I know it's hard. It is hard. Yeah. And I know they're both perfect. It's hard to tell which is the real one. I'd have to say a breeze, and I've already got a replay over there for you if you want to use it. Really?

What's happening here? Here's a stitch-up. That's how good it is, you know. I'm so glad I'm not single right now. Don't worry, you might be soon. Brie and Clint. Clint, would you say you're a good

gift buyer? Yeah, I do, yeah. I think I am. Would you say you're a unique gift giver? Nah, I just like to ball out with the gifts. I'm a quantity over quality guy. Listen to you, spending all that kush. What I mean by that is the sentimental side of it is sometimes hard to think of. Whereas if you go, oh, that's shiny, they'll be impressed by that.

I feel like it does the same thing. Oh my God. Right, gotcha. Well, I feel like it's that time of the year where everyone's running around, they're panicking, they're trying to think of good gifts, and sometimes you just don't have any. You know, sometimes you just can't be bothered. Well, in those situations, you say to your family members,

this Christmas, my presents is your present. Oh, well, I can't do that this year because I won't see my family for Christmas. Thanks for bringing it up. So you have to spend lots of money. That's fine. Which I'm not so stoked about. In your case, you can say my absence is your present. I don't think that will fly.

But I came across this thing on Facebook and it was titled 52 clutter-free gifts. Oh, yeah. I'm all about this. No more junk in the house this year. Yeah, because you don't want to get a gift for someone and they don't use it. Are we talking like edible things? Is that what a clutter-free gift is? This is the thing. You don't even think about

stuff that could be a gift that's clutter-free. So here I'm about to tell you. So these are the categories, okay? Experiences. Oh, yeah. That's one. Well, good to do this year if it's a local tourism thing. Perfect for this year.

Yeah, exactly. I got you a skydive for Christmas. Thanks. I'm scared of heights. Well, don't buy me that. What about a membership? A membership to what? I don't know. Could be a membership? A membership to what? I don't know.

It could be a membership to the gym. Oh, no, you can't give someone a gym membership for Christmas. Unless they already have a gym membership and then you pay for the next year. I don't know, maybe. A Video Easy membership. Maybe, yeah, a Video Easy membership would be good. Maybe a membership to the zoo if they're really keen on the zoo. Don't tell anyone. Yeah. That's what Towie's getting for Christmas.

Is it? Yeah, great gift idea. And then you can go as many times as you want. Yeah. Just don't get a gift membership to the children's museum because then you have to go to multiple times. Is there a children's museum? No, I don't think so. I just made it up. What gets kept in the children's museum? No, I don't think so. I just made it up. What gets kept in the children's museum? Old children. Maybe cool stuff, like fun kids stuff. What about clutter-free gift ideas?

What about services? What do you mean? Like a car service? Like a massage or a mani-pedi. Oh, yeah. I would have put that under experience. No. Right. No, because you're like doing stuff. Oh, yeah. I would have put that under experience. No. Right.

Would you? No, because you're like doing stuff. Okay, yeah. Like a hairdresser voucher or a pet anal bleaching or something. I don't know. Pray. That's a thing. No, it's a thing.

It's not something you can sort of thing you can say. Why not? It's a completely natural thing. All right, all right, all right, all right. What about, this is probably one of my favourite ones because they also put down here consumables, which you said earlier, which is, well, I think a great idea. Food and booze, my favourite Christmas presents.

Yeah, food and booze, it's easy, it's fun. But what about, have you ever thought about buying someone a class? Like a yoga class? Like a cooking class? Oh, yeah. Like painting art slash wine. If your partner cooks meals for you, don't buy them a cooking class for Christmas.

It's the same as buying them a gym membership. Do you reckon it is? Or what if you know that they really enjoy cooking and they want to go have an experience? If it's a Josh Emmett masterclass. Yeah, something like that. If it's cooking 101 at the local Unitec. No.

No. No, that's not a good idea. Maybe a pottery class. You could do it together. You could have a ghost moment with each other. I don't know. That was different categories on this list. But I wanted to get people's ideas.

Like, is there people out there that consider themselves, like, the best gift givers in New Zealand? Yeah. Have they got all these unique ideas? Do they come up with all these fun things

that they give their friends and family? Have you got an out-of-the-box Christmas gift idea this year? And it doesn't have to be worth a lot of money, right? It can be... No, it doesn't have to be.

It can be something you make. Yeah. Exactly. I sometimes make... I've made a gift a few times. Do you want to know what I make? Do I? A great gift.

Home anal bleaching kit. A great gift you can give. And this one works really well for mums. Yeah. Is where you buy a soft toy. Yeah. Right? So you buy a soft toy and then you cut the back of it open.

You pull out all the stuffing and then you shove a goon bag in there and you pull the thing out the front. And then they can take it wherever they go and they can drink on the run and people will just think it's a soft toy. Goon beer. Goon beer. Goon dog. It's a great gift idea.

Oh, $800 if you've got a unique and different Christmas idea, a present idea this year. That's right. You can also text us on 9696. Please do our work for us. Yeah, go on. Fill the list for us and we'll get your ideas on. We're after unique Christmas present ideas because we've run out.

Yeah. Now it's one month until Christmas tomorrow. Is that it? It's the 24th of November. Yeah. You know, it's one month until Christmas tomorrow. Is that it? It's the 24th of November. Jeez. Not a lot of time. Have you sent your presents to Australia yet? No, I'm organising it through, like, my sister.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because it's going to be too, like, to pay postage and all that. She said, I'll send her the money. Yeah. And she can organise it. There you go. Yeah.

Is she charging you at all? Yeah. I think there's a buyer's fee. And she can organise it. There you go. Yeah. Is she charging you at all? Yeah. I think there's a buyer's fee. Yeah, there should be a buyer's fee. Okay, we've asked you to give us your most unique ideas for presents this year. We've got a call from Bree. Hi, Bree. Hi, Bree. Hi. Hi. How are you guys? Good, thanks, Bree. What's your unique present

idea? So, I make homemade rocky road Christmas trees. Yum! Yum. Yes, please. That's a great idea. Anyone who can cook or bake, if you want to home make and bake Christmas presents this year, I am all for it.

You know? Yeah, and maybe to spice it up this year, Bree, you could put some extra in there. Yeah, I could do. Oh, no, wait. I'm making homemade limoncello, so I could just throw a bottle of that with it. Yeah, there you go.

I'd appreciate that gift, Brie. I like that. Let's go to Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi. What was your unique gift idea that you're doing this year, Marie?

Well, in the spirit of trying to buy local and to kind of get something that's a bit more thoughtful, but also double down on finding a gift that works for everyone. Here we go. Tell us. I commissioned somebody, an artist I found, a New Zealand artist I found on Instagram, to do a really personalised drawing of my childhood family home where my parents still live. And I'm framing it and giving everybody in the family their own vision.

I love that idea. That is so thoughtful on lots of levels. That is so cute. Helpful that your parents still live there as well because it would be quite awkward if the artist was just on the footpath outside the house of someone else and someone else owns it now for a few days with an easel. You get done with peeping.

Yeah. It was so easy. It was a matter of snapping a couple of photos from the street, emailing, paying a fee and getting a hard copy delivery

in a digital file. That's such a great idea. That's a ripping, ripping idea. For anyone who's interested in doing that, do you mind if we ask how much it cost? Sure. There was a couple of options

but I think they started at about $100. I went for a slightly bigger version which I think is $200 all in, but I'm giving it to like seven or eight people. So, pretty economic. Bang for buck. That's a great Christmas present. Good. I like that. There's a couple of really good

texts on this, Clint. Someone text through and they said, I'm giving my brother a recipe book with all of our favourite childhood recipes. That's nice. I absolutely adore that idea. Or you know what else is a really good idea? When you give a cookbook and you start the cookbook with all your family favourites and you leave room for them to add their own.

Oh, yeah. Easier as well. I really like that, yeah. Takes less work. Well, yeah, exactly. Someone else said, my daughter is getting a tent and a sword. A sword? A tent and a sword? Wait, the other, a wand and a samurai sword. The other one is getting a wand and a samurai sword. I want to be in that family. Dope Christmas. Finally, Jackie,

you've got a unique Christmas present idea this year? Yeah, so I actually did it last year. I was planning on doing it again. I bought about nine medium-sized canvases, taped them all together, and then got my eight-year-old to just go nuts with the paint just through this great big mural. Yeah. eight-year-old to just go nuts with the paint through this great big mural. Yeah.

And then I split up the canvases once they dried and gave them out to family. Whoa, that's a great idea. And they all are a part of the bigger canvas. Yeah, so together they make a great big picture and even separately they're

an individual little piece of work. Is your eight-year-old a good artist or does it matter? No, it's pretty random. Jackie, can I ask, does the eight-year-old get paid anything or not? No, no, he gets paid in just being allowed to make a mess of my canvases. I thought you were going to say something my dad used to say to me when I'd do work for him. He'd be like, you get paid in food and board.

Yeah. Well, you get paid in. You like it, I'll give you a smack bottom. Your Christmas present this year is to live under my roof. Brie and Clint. Made a bold statement just before Brie that I think Snapchat might be about to make a comeback. Why do you think that?

Well, I just feel it in my bones. I just feel it in my waters. I have a sixth sense for these things. I can kind of tell. It's that same thing that talent. Have I told you about my talent? Where I can tell if businesses are about to close down or renovate? Oh, that's not a nice talent.

No. And when I get the tingle. No, not ideal. But I don't know when I'm going to get the tingle. And when I get the tingle, I just know. No, that's an know when I'm going to get the tingle. And when I get the tingle, I just know. No, that's an infection. I've told you that before. No, it's not an infection. I've got the tingle about Snapchat.

So it's either about to make a big comeback or it's about to close down altogether. One of the two. There's a brand new Snapchat feature that's just launched today and it's called Spotlight. Which is essentially TikTok for Snapchat. Oh no., which is essentially TikTok for Snapchat. Oh, no.

It's Instagram Reels for Snapchat. Everyone's doing it. Everyone's just folding the new thing in. And I think ever since Instagram ripped off Snapchat and stole stories, Snapchat's gone, well, we've got to do what everyone else does now. If that's a done thing, if they're going to rip off, we've got to rip off.

And so they're ripping off. Because we're falling behind. Well, they have fell behind. They have fallen behind. And so the way they're going to get people to try it, because the hard thing is if you've already got Reels and you've already got TikTok, why would you use another one, right? Why would you bother? I've already got too many. I don't even know the names

of them anymore. So Snapchat are going to pay you to upload to their one. Okay, well how much? Snapchat for the rest of 2020 are giving away a million dollars a day to the people who make it to the top of their platform with the videos that they upload. What, they'll give them a million dollars? Yeah, a day. Every day? A day. They're giving away a million dollars a day for the rest of 2020. That doesn't seem like a very good business plan.

Well, they've still got lots of money. Like, even Spiegel, he's still a billionaire. And I guess they're going, we have to get people back on here to find out if it's good or not. So if you make a viral, what's it called, a spotlight. It's a stink name. Viral spotlight. Yeah, bad name already, guys.

If you make a viral spotlight, you could become a millionaire for it. Is that enough to entice you to give Snapchat a go? Because we're back on Snapchat. We've started a Snapchat group with our show. We've been snapping up a storm. I'm a bit wary of Snapchat, to be honest, because I had a bit of a security breach. I don't know if I trust Snapchat.

Right. But I think, I mean, yeah, a million bucks, that's awesome. But, I mean, what are the odds that a stupid video that I make is going to be the top one in the whole entire world? How many people are on Snapchat? Well, there you go. It might be easy to get to the top of it. Well, yeah.

We should upload the Come On Eileen video. Yeah, go on, upload it. You might win a million bucks. We could split the million dollars. We've been running a question on our Instagram story, ironically, asking, do you still use Snapchat? What do you reckon the percentage of people still using Snapchat is, Brie? I'm not sure.

I have no idea. Hazard a guess. Go on. 60% are still using Snapchat. Producer Anastasia at the social media desk, how many people are still using Snapchat? Very close, Bree. That was 64% said yes.

There you go. 64% people are still snapping. Producer Ben suggested that we ask the question on our Snapchat, our old show Snapchat. Which we don't. I don't think we've ever had one, have we? No, we do. There is one.

Ellie's got the password. We'd have to call Ellie to get the password. That's how long it's been. Anyway, my warders say Snapchat's coming back or it's closing down. It's one of the two, so watch out, New Zealand. Brie and Clint. I would like to deliver a lecture on the importance of punctuation, Brie. No, don't you sigh, okay? This is important. Punctuation is important. Nah. Punctuation is the difference between grandma's dead rose and grandma's dead rose. Oh, well, yeah, that one's not great. No, it's important, especially in these days where we're doing everything over text and messaging, okay? You've got to get the punctuation correct.

Depends. I mean, maybe you had to tell Rose that grandma was dead. And you need a comma for that, okay? You need to have it correctly punctuated. Oh, this is probably one of the things I find very most boring. No. You like that? Listen, listen, okay?

Listen, this has happened to a takeaway restaurant in London and it's gone viral because of their punctuation issue. And I want you to write this down so you can see how important punctuation is. Okay. So they're a restaurant, a takeaway restaurant. And you know those leaflet things that they drop in the letterbox that's got the menu on it? Yeah. They have had a slight punctuation issue when it comes to the name of the restaurant. Okay. So the name of the man who owns the restaurant is Anu.

So write down his name. Anu. A-N-U. And it's his restaurant. He calls it his kitchen. Okay. So it's Anu's kitchen. Anu's. Anu's kitchen. A-N-U apostrophe S. Oh, he's written

Anu's kitchen, hasn't he? Yeah, I want to go to Anu's kitchen. He-N-U apostrophe S. Oh, he's written Anos's Kitchen, hasn't he? You don't want to go to an Anos kitchen. He's left the comma out. And the flyer is inviting you to order your dinner from Anos Kitchen. I mean, you know, we need different things in 2020. We do, but I don't know if that's on the menu. Do you want to eat at Anos? And we provide a tossed salad?

Oh! Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. The game where we guess how many followers celebrities have got on Instagram.

You know the answers of this are changing every week. Aren't they just? Have you ever thought about that? No. I try not to think too much about it. Mind blown. Mind blown. If you can guess who's going to win the game, you're going to have free mobile fuel. Olivia,

hello. Hello. Who's it going to be? Is it me here in the ZM Studios or Bree playing from her couch at home because of bloody COVID? Bree. Bree. Alright, Liv. Got your back, girl. That means, Jess, I'm playing for you this afternoon. Good luck. Hey, Jess. Hi, how

are you? Going well. Good, mate. I've got you, Clint. You've got me. I got you. That's absolutely right. Okay, wait there. Producer'day, Jess. Hi, how are you? Going well. Good, mate. Good. I've got you, Clint. You've got me. I've got you. That's absolutely right. Okay, wait there. Producer Ben runs the game. Hi, Ben.

G'day, guys. Hi, Ben. This week's theme for the Insta Fame game is some people that won awards overnight in America, the AMAs, the American Music Awards were on. Oh, the Aotearoa Music Awards. No, the American Music Awards. Oh, do they steal our name of our music awards? Yeah, damn it.

Not again. Not again. Wait, hang on. Maybe we stole theirs. Oh, no, that wouldn't happen. No, that wouldn't happen. Anyway, so we're all winners for that, for the Instafame game. Okay.

The first person is someone who won Artist of the Year. It was Taylor Swift. Did she? Yeah, she won Artist of the Year. For that Cardigan song. Yeah, possibly that, or she probably brought an album out too. Anyway, how many Instagram followers for Taylor Swift? Clint, you've put 109 million.

Bree, you've put 138 million. Taylor Swift has 140 million. Whoa! Of course she does. Point to Bree. Swifty. Go, go, Taylor. Go, go, Taylor. Go, go, Taylor.

Your next person is someone who won favourite male artist. That was Justin Bieber. Did he? The Biebs. Good for him. Good for him. Good on you, Biebs. How many Instagram followers?

You really turn stuff around. He has, hasn't he? What are you drinking? For Justin Bieber, Clint. Clint, can you hold it back up, mate? Thank you. $190 million. Bree, you've put $110 million.

No, I've got this. No, you don't have this. No. I've got it. Justin Bieber has $151 million. So that's me. So that's a point to... Oh, that's a tough one actually to figure out.

Yeah. He's got 150. 151. And what did Bree say? 110. She said 110. So I'm 40 away. You're 39 away.

Yeah. Oh, what's he got? 151 million. God, I wish I had my calculator. I told you it was a tough one to figure out. How are we going to work this out, guys? What did you say? 190.

190? Yeah. Oh, I think it's Clint you say? 190. 190? Yeah. Oh, I think it's Clint by one. 190. And how many have you got? 151. So I was 39.

And then... And I was 39. 151 minus... What did you say? 20, 30, 40, 50. 110. No, I think he's got it by one. It was me by 10.

Great work, Clint. No, two. It was me by two. That was close. Okay, your next person... Yeah, celebrate the little wins, Clint. No, two. It was me by two. That was close. Okay, your next person. Yeah, celebrate the little wins, everybody. Your next person won favourite album with their album Fine Line. It was Harry Styles.

How many Instagram followers? Best album. Yeah, favourite album. Sorry, favourite album. Yeah, how many Instagram followers for Harry Styles? Clint, you put 30 million. The time's not up yet. Sorry, mate.? Clint, you've put 30 million. The time's not up yet. Sorry, mate.

Clint, you've put 30 million. Bro, you've put 46 million. Harry Styles has 33.2 million. That's a point to Clint. Easier to work out that one. Why does Justin Bieber have 151 million and Harry Styles only has less than 50 million? Has he been on the gram longer maybe? Or Biebs?

I don't know. I thought about that too. Just that Bieber's been around since he was three. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, well. Your next person. Usher was like, we've got to sign you up, bro. Yeah.

Next person for the Insta Fame Game, one favourite song for pop rock. It was Don't Start Me Now, and your person is Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa. How many Instagram followers for Dua Lipa? Love her account. It's a good account.

One of my favourite accounts. For Dua Lipa, Clint, you've put 15 million. Brie, you've put 58 million. I've gone too big. I've gone too small. No, well, she's had like mega hits in the last couple of years.

Yeah, but is she bigger than Harry Styles? This is the question. Yeah, I've gone way too big. Dua Lipa has $55.2 million. You're kidding. We're going to tie break, everybody. Okay. Okay, this person won in the American Music Awards

for favourite song, rap or hip-hop with WAP. It's Cardi B. Do you know it's... I hate to be this guy. I found this out the other day hip-hop with WAP? It's Cardi B. Do you know it's... I hate to be this guy. Do you know it's... I found this out the other day. Can you pronounce WAP? Okay, well, for the song WAP, it's a dark A.

Cardi B. How many Instagram followers does she have? Oh, see mine? Yeah. Brie's put 90 million. Is that correct, Brie? Yeah, it's correct. And Clint? 50 million. You put $90 million. Is that correct, Brie? Yeah, that's correct. And Flint?

$50 million. You've put $50 million. Cardi B has $78.2 million. That's the game to Brie. Woo! Olivia! You sure we don't have to do a painfully long calculation to see who won that one again?

Who knows? Olivia, you've got mobile fuel from Brie. Congratulations. Nice work, Liv. Thank you so much. No worries, mate. You enjoy it. That's the Insta fame game, everybody.

God, I can't believe how close that, what was it, Justin Bieber? Yeah. Well, I can't believe how long it took us. Yeah, right? We shouldn't do maths games. No, the next person we hire on this show has to be a mathematician. Bree and Clint. Clint, have you ever sent a text to the wrong person and thought, uh-oh?

I think I have, but I'm the sort of person who suppresses bad memories and pretend that they didn't happen. Yeah, it's a good way to be. Yeah, if I have, it's buried deep down inside of me, waiting to come out at my midlife crisis. I've definitely done that thing, and I reckon you've done that thing before, where you're talking about someone and then you end up texting the person that you're talking about. And what do you do? If it's Messenger, do you retract the message or do you try and play it off like it was meant to be sent and you're like, oh, I'm talking about someone else. If it can be retracted,

you retract it. Yeah, right. And then you're like, oh, sorry, I was texting someone else. Sorry, they won't see it. Yeah, it was a meme, but then I thought it wasn't funny, so I deleted it. No, whoops. Well, a famous person has actually done a lot worse and they've accidentally, in their past, sent a naughty text to their boyfriend's dad. Ugh. Ew.

Not great. And their ex-boyfriend now, but they were talking about it On the Jonathan Ross show Yes And it's Perry Edwards From Little Mix Yeah

Isn't she Zayn Malik's ex? She doesn't allude to who it was It could have been someone else Right Because yeah I don't know It could be I don't know

But we've got a clip of her on the jonathan ross show talking about the experience who did you send a rude message to my ex-boyfriend's dad accident by accident it was the most mortifying moment of my entire life and i sent a selfie um and loads of messages and then his mother What were the messages saying? Like sexy messages though? Yeah, like really naughty ones. He couldn't believe his luck, could he? Oh my gosh, no. It was his mum messaged me the next day

like, just so you know, the iCloud is still connected to his old phone and his dad now has it and I was like, wow. Kill me now. Oh, so it's not even her fault, the iCloud.

It's the, you know what this is? It's the bloody cloud. The cloud. No one understands the cloud. That's so awkward. No one understands where anything's going. Can you imagine going to Christmas and then having to look the dad in the eye? Being like, hello.

Well, don't look the dad in the eye after you send that message. Yeah, that is so awkward. He's probably already getting mixed messages. Just give him some room. The dad might have got a thrill out of it. I don't know. I hope not. I hope that the dad's not getting excited about the idea of hooking up with his son's girlfriend.

But you never know. You never know these days. We've talked about some weird stuff on this show. If your son's girlfriend was Perrie Edwards from Little Max. She's a babe. Yeah, maybe you'd be forgiven. And she's talented and she's cool. I love her.

I want to know from people this afternoon, you know what's coming. When was the time where you accidentally sent a text to the wrong person? Yeah. Who was it? Yeah. What did you send? Yeah. Was it bad?

Yeah. Devastating. We want to know. Relationship ending. We want to know your text message nightmares this afternoon. That's right. You can call us or you can text us, ironically. Yeah, and text the right one.

Don't text the edge. Text us 9696. Perry Edwards from Little Mix has had a boo-boo where she's revealed that in her past she accidentally sent a naughty text to her ex's dad. Ex's dad. Yeah.

Hard to recover because you bear all in those messages. Sometimes literally. Sometimes there's a photo attached and you're literally bearing all. You're not bearing all. But yeah, she said she sent a bunch of texts. There was a picture only of her face, thank God. And it was very awkward when she received a message from his wife the next day. We want to know your text message nightmares this afternoon.

And Jack's called up. Hi, Jack. G'day, Jack. How's it going? Jack, what did you do, mate? I accidentally sent my mum a porn link. Oh, no. Why would you do that?

Yeah. Well, it wasn't intentional. Did you think she'd like it? Mum, this is a bit of you. Jack, can I ask, why are you copy and pasting porn links? What's the need? It was a few of you. Jack, can I ask why are you copy and pasting porn links? What's the need? It was a few years ago. I can't remember

why I did it. I probably wanted to watch it again later for some sort of reason. Hey, he's honest. You're moving it to the master document. Yeah, yeah. I bet you learnt your lesson on that one though, Jack. Oh, definitely. Oh, you poor mum. What did you do? What did you say to her once you

wrote back well it was it was obvious what it was in the link and she was just kind of like well what's this and i was like oh i don't really know how to explain myself no it was there's no explanation needed she knows what's going on okay okay? You should have just been like, you tell me, mum. You tell me. Jessica's caught up. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi, how are you guys?

Not too bad, Jess. Who did you accidentally text? So I accidentally sent a no to my sister-in-law. Oh, no, Jess. Could have been worse. Could have been your brother-in-law. Oh, no. Jess. Could have been worse. Could have been your brother-in-law. Oh. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

I think I'm still mortified by it. It was about eight years ago. Who was it intended for? My partner at the time. We were doing long distance, so I guess missing each other. And what did you say to your sister-in-law? Were you like, oh,

I just thought I'd spice up your life? Yeah, I kind of just had to ring her straight away but she had seen it already so it was a little bit embarrassing.

Can I ask, and I want to ask this sensitively because there's nudes and then there's nudes. On a level of how nude the nude was from one to ten,

where does it sit? Pretty nude. Pretty nude. Pretty nude. Oh, no. It could have been like, you know. Oh, no, Jess, you poor thing. Yeah, right. Okay, well, good work, Jess.

Congratulations. Someone said they sent their personal trainer a nude picture intended for their boyfriend. And we decided that it would just act as a progress pic. I like that. What about the one that someone said, I as a progress pick. I like that. What about the one that someone said, I'm a school teacher. I was eight months pregnant and I was coaching a touch team.

I accidentally sent a mother a text instead of my husband saying, I can't be effed with these little a-holes this afternoon, which was straight after a text to all the mums reminding them about how good touch was going to be in a peppy tone. Oh, no. That poor woman. That's rough. There's so many good ones.

There's honestly a ton. Someone else texted through. They said, I texted my boss thinking it was my workmate absolutely going to town and bitching about my boss. That would happen a wee bit, yeah. That's rough. There needs to be, and I don't understand how there's not, there needs to be a retract text message feature.

It needs to exist. We need to be able to take them back. Well, that's why people message in Messenger now, because you can. Because you can do that, yeah. That's the reason. Stop putting the message up there that says the message has been removed. Are you listening?

I know. Are you listening, Zuckerberg? Who does that help? Who does that help? Who does that serve? Why would I want to remove it if you're just going to put evidence there after I do? Clearly, if I wanted it removed, I don't want anyone to know that I removed it.

Anyway, we're a little bit heated this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Easy. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go.

Birthday banger for a Tuesday. We'll take three people, figure out what was number one on their 16th, and then we'll play the best one. Hi, Kiana. Hi, Kiana. Kia ora. Kia ora. How are you?

Yeah, I'm not bad, thank you. How are you guys? That's good. We're good, aren't we? Yeah, we're good. Yeah, Bree's in isolation. I'm in the studio. I'm getting out soon, mate.

I'm getting out soon. Sounds like fun. Sounds like fun, yeah. Hey, I've got snacks and a couch and TV. It's not too bad. And the dog's chewed through her microphone. Yeah, the dog has chewed everything. Absolutely everything.

What's your birthday, mate? My birthday's November 18th, 2001. All right. You were 16 in birthday is November 18th, 2001. All right. You were 16 in 2017 on the 18th of November. And Kiana, this is your birthday banger. Really good post Malone. Sounds good. Bet down low.

Bet down low, yeah. Bet down low, but still good. Yeah. A down buzz. I like it though. Yeah, I rate it. It's a good birthday banger. Bet down low, yeah. Yeah. Give it a down buzz. I like it though. Yeah, I rate it. It's a good birthday banger. Wait there, Kiana.

Lisa, hi. G'day, Lisa. Hi. Is it your birthday? Hi. How are you guys doing? Good, mate. How are you?

Good, thank you. That's good. Good to have you on the show. What's your birthday? 26 of July, 1994. All right, mate. You were 16 in 2010 on the 26th of July. And Lisa, this was number one on your 16th.

Oh, yeah. Your land to be called. Yeah, pretty happy with that one. Yeah. Banger, Lisa. Love it. Actually, that's really good for a rainy. It was rainy where we are, so happy with that one. Yeah. Bang a Lisa. Love it. Actually, that's really good for a rainy, it was rainy where we are, so I like that.

Athena's here. Hey, Athena. G'day, Athena. Hey. Hey. Hello. I heard it's your birthday today, Athena. It sure is.

Happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday, mate. What are you doing for your birthday tonight? Going out to dinner. Yeah, nice. Lovely, lovely. Denny's, are you going to eat free on your birthday tonight? Going out to dinner. Yeah, nice. Lovely, lovely. Dinny's, are you going to eat free on your birthday? Oh, bloody hope so.

Yeah. Yes, Athena, I like your style. What year? 1990. Perfect. So you were 16 in 2006 on the 24th of November. And on this day in 2006, this was number one. JT.

He was literally the biggest star on the planet. He was huge. He had that dance where he wore the suit and the fedora and the skate shoes. Oh yeah. What do you think Athena shoes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What do you think, Athena? Oh, yeah, it's all right. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. What would you pick? What would you actually, what would you pick? It's your birthday. What would you choose? You pick. Was it the second one? I can't remember.

We know Speak Americano. Speak Americano. Yeah, I think that's a great choice, too. Should we do that, Brie? Yeah, for Athena's birthday, we are Speak Americano. We speak Americano. Yeah, I think that's a great choice too. Should we do that, Brie? Yeah, for Athena's birthday, we are speaking no Americano. Well done, Lisa. You won birthday banger. Woo-hoo.

Happy birthday, Athena. Have a good one, mate. Thank you, guys. You too. All right. Here you go. This is Yolanda B. Cool from 2010 on birthday banger. Brie Brian Clint. Papá el americano

Papá el americano Papá el americano ¡Suscríbete al canal! Papá el americano ¡Suscríbete al canal! Papal americano Papal americano ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger is from Yolanda B. Cool and D-Cup. We know Speak Americano. Not bad at all. That was a good one. Banger.

Taking out Justin Timberlake and Post Malone this afternoon. Bree and Clint. You know, sometimes, Clint, I think if someone takes your idea, you should take it as a compliment, right? Yeah. Well, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And then sometimes I think, no, screw them. That was our idea.

Yeah. And it's happened. It's happened screw them. That was our idea. Yeah. And it's happened. It's happened again. Someone stole one of our ideas. Yeah, one of our best, I think. It was mainly your idea. My idea? I never have good ideas.

Yeah, it was mainly yours. Do you remember probably, you know, one of our best-selling products from the Brian Clint show when we released the This Smells Like My Bum candle? Hey, that was not my idea. No, it was, I mean, it was a joint collaboration. No, actually, I wanted nothing to do with this candle and yet my name is still on it.

But you were mainly behind that idea. Ben's just run one into the studio. And they smell delightful, don't they? They actually do smell really nice. The label says, Brian Clint, This Smells Like My Bum, my shit don't stink. Yep. Those candles sold like hot The label says, Brie and Clint, this smells like my bum. My shit don't stink. Yep. Those candles sold like hotcakes.

Well, not sold. We gave them away. So they went pretty fast. And it was like, we're not going to lie. We're not, it wasn't our idea totally. I was going to say,

we stole this idea. Yeah, but we stole that idea from Gwyneth, but we did a twist on the idea. Yeah, right. Cause she did, this smells like my vagina.

Exactly. And it went berserk. Yeah, right, because she did this smells like my vagina. Exactly, and it went berserk. Yeah. Well, someone in the US has stolen our direct idea. They've launched a this smells like my bum candle. They have launched a this smells like my butthole candle, which I am going to say very similar. Oh, my God.

It looks like... Oh, my God. It looks – Oh, my God. Doesn't it look exactly the same? I mean, we made ours to look exactly like Gwyneth's. We've got to be honest about that. Yeah. And, yes, I wanted nothing to do with this idea originally. I thought, no, yuck, gross. But now that someone else thinks it's a good idea and they want to steal it,

I'm pissed off. Yeah. I'm pissed off. I'm ropeable. I'm not impressed. Do you want to hear – this is from the article where I saw this candle. This is what it off. Yeah. I'm pissed off. I'm ropeable. I'm not impressed. Do you want to hear? This is from the article where I saw this candle. This is what it says.

Yeah. It says here, from the folks at Aroma Prime, they have created a candle in partnership with US comedian Ethan Klein. According to the brains behind the idea, it is a tongue-in-cheek take on Gwyneth Paltrow's famous This Smells Like My Vagina candle. It's a tongue-in-cheek take on the brilliant, this smells like my bum candle is what it is.

Have we contacted Ethan Klein yet? Do we know anything about him? Is he a good guy? The first thing I thought when I saw this was, oh, we're going to sue. Absolutely, we're going to sue the pants off them. Sue the butthole off them them Sue the butthole off them Sue the butthole off them

For making these candles, right? Because I wasn't impressed And then I did read how much the candle costs You want to know? Yeah, go on, how much is it? Here's one of the Gwyneth one This candle, this smells like my butthole candle Is selling

For $90.75. Are you kidding, Ethan? Where's the joke? But, but all profits from the sale will go to prostate cancer. Oh, damn it. So they've got us on that one, don't they? They've got us. It's going to the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

We can't sue them. We could have. We would have sued them, though, if they hadn't have been giving the money to charity. Okay, no, that's fine. No, you're right. No, I'm happy with it. It's going to charity.

Yeah. But let us note that Clint's idea, we know you stole it. Ethan, if you're listening, we will be happy with 50% of the proceeds. That we can then donate ourselves. Because prostate cancer is a great cause. There you go.

Yeah, all right, good cause. A little bit late to the party. This candle thing was at the beginning of the year, wasn't it? Yeah. Last night in Auckland, the big premiere of the 660 movie Till the Lights Go Out, went down. It was very flash. I saw the boys on stage in matching tuxedos.

It looked very cool. Yeah, very cool, eh? And it happened at the Civic Theatre in Auckland. One of my best friends went along to the premiere. His name's Nixon. You might know him if your car doesn't have a band expander. He does The Breakfast Show on MyFM. Well, they wouldn't be listening to this. Well, no, maybe they did. Oh if your car doesn't have a band expander. He does the breakfast show on MyFM.

Well, they wouldn't be listening to this. Well, no, maybe they did. Oh, if they don't have the band expander, yeah. Well, he does. His name's Nixon and I've known Nixon

for 13 years. He knows me well. I know him really well. So you'd think he knew what I looked like, right? He said that he went up behind someone at the premiere and gave them a big bear hug from behind and went, boo!

Oh, no. And the person who he wrapped his arms around was not me because I didn't make it to the premiere last night. That is awkward for him. However, the person who he bear hugged from behind is a very famous New Zealander. Oh. So I went, oh, good.

Who's my famous New Zealand doppelganger? Who's the person that looks so much like me that one of my best friends could mistake me for him? From behind, at least. Okay. So who do you think it might be? Who do you think? Who's my celebrity doppelganger in your mind? Who could it have been?

Oh, well, I've got who your celebrity doppelganger is, like globally. Who? I mean, there's a few. Jason Segal. Jason Segal. Ed Helms,

the guy that loses the tooth in The Hangover. Hey, no. The dentist. Kind of. I thought it was more Bradley Cooper than him. Maybe a mix of the two, actually. Yeah, all right. A little like an in-between.

Yeah, okay. New Zealand, New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand. Who do you look like here in New Zealand? It wasn't Guy Williams, was it? No, it wasn't Guy Williams. No. He's got a mullet these days and a moustache, so.

It wasn't a politician, was it? David Seymour. Yeah, it wasn't David Seymour. No, it wasn't David Seymour. He's too short. He's too short. Yeah, yeah, true. He is too short.

That'd be the main difference. Oh, I don't know. That's quite difficult. Is it a basketball player? No, it's not a basketball player. But that's complimentary. Thank you for thinking it would be a basketball player. Can you give me a hint of what they do? Yeah, I can give you a hint.

Here's the hint. Lord's dad? No, Joel Little. Joel Little, the man who made Royals, the man who made all Taylor Swift's best songs. I think you look more like Lorde's dad.

No, okay, all right. What was Joel Little? Actually, yeah, Joel Little. Okay, wait, let me Google a picture of him. Hold on. The best bit about this is that I look like a millionaire from behind. That's what I took out of this. Joel Little.

Yeah. Wait, I know. Oh, God, he's attractive. Yeah, thank you very much. It'd be better if you look like him from the front. Brian Clint. Right now, Clint and crew, producers, I'd like to just put a few facts to you guys

to see if it just makes your brains actually think for once. Yeah, right. Okay, thanks for that. Nice. These are some thoughts which might blow your mind. 7.8 billion people live in this world, but can one of you please explain this? Mind-blowing. It's been so long.

Can you wait for the end of your own intro to finish, please? Sorry, team. Bree's broadcasting from home, so you have to blow our mind by distance today. All right. It's my favorite way to do it. Let's get into it. Verse one. Guys, when dogs bark, do you think they have different accents?

Mind-blowing No Oh yes, actually yes I do A German shepherd would have a different bark to a Scottish Terrier Well that's it, do they have different accents from around the world? Yeah, but that's because they're different dogs I mean, whoa yeah, blew my mind dude Well see, you're thinking about it

Alright guys, think about this I mean, whoa, yeah, it blew my mind, dude. Well, see, you're thinking about it. You're thinking about it. All right, guys, think about this. Why do humans hate getting wet unless they decide to? Mind-blowing. Well, it's like anything, right? I don't like getting scared on an amusement park ride unless I decide to as well. You're missing the point. Next one.

You can't talk whilst breathing through your nose. Mind-blowing. Breathing in or breathing out? Breathing in. Hello, guys. You can't. Whoa. Yeah.

What if you can play the didgeridoo Well they might be able to What if you can do that circular breathing They're very talented Can you talk and breathe out from your nose at the same time What No you can't You can't

Alright what about this one When humans live on Mars Will they call them earthquakes or Marsquakes? Mind-blowing. It's got to be Marsquakes. Well, does Mars have earthquakes? Yeah. Does Mars have tectonic plates, you know?

The Earth does, doesn't it? Well, who knows? Well, does Mars have Marsquakes? Is it just called a quake? Once we go to Mars, we can start calling things whatever we want. Have you ever thought about that? We can reinvent stuff. We can start calling.

We don't even have to call it McDonald's. We can call it Hot Burger Land if you want. Yeah, if you want. All right, you ready for another one? Yeah. Why are they called cowboys when they ride horses? Mind-blowing. Wow.

Because they used to wrangle cows. Shouldn't they be called horse boys? No, they worked with cows Horse boys And also, who were the girls? Sorry, horse boys Oh, cowgirls There were no cowgirls back then Why won't they be horse girls?

Well, horse girls are horse girls That's what Anastasia is Alright guys, I'm going to finish on this one for today When you rub two fingers together That's what Anastasia is. All right, guys. I'm going to finish on this one for today. When you rub two fingers together, which finger are you actually feeling? Mind-blowing. Oh, that one. Oh, buzzy.

Yeah, you got me on that one. Yeah. All right. Well, congratulations. You managed to eventually blow our minds. It's my talent. I'm fingering myself Come on Come on