ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 26th 2018

Episode Date: November 26, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. How good is a Monday? How good is a Monday? You feeling refreshed? You feeling energised? I, you know, I just had a really quiet weekend. Just, you know, reduced the energy stocks. Really? Yep. Weren't you in Melbourne the whole weekend? Maybe. Didn't you do like

a three day bender situation and just get back from the airport an hour ago? No, it was two. Didn't you do three full nights in Melbourne? Yep. Right.

Only went out for two though. Just did a wellness spa then, was it? Yep, it was a yoga and wellness retreat. Yeah, I can see it in your eyes. You're looking fresh. You're looking energised.

You look like you're ready for a great show. I feel like it, mate in your eyes. You're looking fresh. You're looking energised. You look like you're ready for a great show. I feel like it, mate. I am. I'm ready to give away Mumford & Sons tickets today and all this week, actually. We have got so many double passes to this Mumford & Sons show up for grabs.

Yeah, that's super exciting. If you're a Mumford & Sons fan, then listen to this show this week because we've got tons of them. 5.30 today, you can play Mumford or not with us. You just have to guess which one is the Mumford and Sons song and which is a song that we made up. Spoiler, it's incredibly easy.

Well, today it's easy. Well, today it's incredibly easy. Today it's very easy. Double passes at 5.30. Next, though, I want to talk about those who didn't fare so well over the weekend. What? People weren't on a wellness retreat? Some people didn't spend their whole time at the wellness retreat, no. In fact, a member of this team,

this very team, is carrying quite a substantial injury at the moment. It's very visible. It's making his job a lot harder. Some would say he's ill-equipped to do his job because of it. We'll reveal.

I've got a few theories as to what happened. We'll get him in next. And we'll talk about weekend injuries straight after Dua Lipa. This is New Rules. Dua. Dua. It's a Dua Lipa. Hey, I'm walking here, Dua Lipa.

Like we were saying before, Brie and I both spent the weekend at wellness retreats. We care about our bodies. Meditating. My body's a temple. It is. I mean, nothing's going in this body that's bad for me. Nothing went in this body that wasn't green this weekend. Nothing foreign went in this body.

All local produce. All local, Clint. Not all of us treated ourselves with such respect over the weekend. In fact, some of us have had quite the whoopsie. Good afternoon, producer Ben from Christchurch. Afternoon. Now you come to us today in a sling. Yes. In a cast. Cast in a

sling, correct. Yeah, with one arm fully unusable. Yeah, I broke my hand. You broke your hand. What'd you do? I fell off my electric skateboard. I call BS. There's never been a more 2018 sentence than that. Yeah.

Fell it off, broke the side of the hand muscle and it's there. It is gone. Isn't it so full on when you injure yourself really badly when you're an adult? Like it's so much worse than when you're young. And you go, I would usually cry here, but I'm a man now. And I'm not saying men can't cry. But if I saw you come off your skateboard and you were crying in the gutter.

Dragging a home crying. Serves you right for riding an electric skateboard. Let's go through the situation. Bree calls BS. I'm going to take you on your word. Okay. Where did this happen? Road or footpath? Footpath. Should you have been on the footpath or the road? Footpath. What speed do you think you were going?

Between 30 and 40 k's. It's quite a lot. Did you have a helmet on? Yes. You did. Okay. And what caused you to come off and break your hand? I just sort of, my mind slipped and I went to the side and hit the gate and I just put my hand up to grab the gate out of instinct and I just

ripped the bone. Your hand went into a gate and you kept going? I had to stop myself at that speed. Why did you have to stop? Just because I was going too fast into the bone. Your hand went into a gate and you kept going. Because I went to grab it to stop myself at that speed. Why did you have to stop? Just because I was going too fast into the gate. He got scared. He got startled, Clint. I could have just put the brake on but then I probably would have gone flying. Yeah, don't you have a little remote control

handle thing on a skateboard like a brake? Or couldn't you do one of those cool dude skids like they do on a snowboard to come to a stop? Who do you think he is? Tony Hawk? Yeah, there is that element of it. You make all the audio for this show. Great.

It's a two-handed job when you're using the buttons. Yeah. I'm fine. Okay, cool. It's just going to be slower. You moved house on the weekend. I know, I broke my hand a day before I had to start moving. You've just moved in with your girlfriend.

She's not going to be happy. She's fine with it. I mean, already two hands you were struggling. Okay. With the moving. That's what we're talking about. Lucky, which is your dominant hand? Right. So I'm lucky.

It was my left that I broke. Oh, 800 dolls at M. We want to know on a Monday afternoon, what was your weekend injury? Just do yourself a whoopsie. I see Bree stumbled in, even though she was at a wellness retreat, your dodgy ankle is looking very swollen again. Did you do a lot of tramping at the wellness

retreat? I've now got this problem, Clint, that I've hurt my ankle quite excessively many times. So when I fly, the altitude doesn't go well with my ankle. Oh, that's a cabin pressure puff. It's a cabin pressure puff. Okay, we'll forgive that. You're not included in weekend injuries. Can you leave my kank alone?

0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. Tell us about your weekend injury. What did you do? Maybe it was at sport. Maybe it was moving house. Night out. Maybe it was on an electric skateboard. Love to hear about it. 0800 dial

ZM. Talking weekend injuries. We've shown up to work today. We've regrouped as a team. You've just flown in from Melbourne. Yes. I did some DIY. A very boring weekend.

I did a yoga retreat. And bloody producer Ben's here in a sling because he's come off an electric skateboard and broken his hand. This is the problem with all these new technologies like lime scooters and everything. It's getting people who otherwise wouldn't be seen dead at a skate park. And then they're like, oh, you'll give that a hoon.

And then the footpath's full. So they'll go, oh, why don't I just head out into open traffic? And then they sit on the side of the road and they go, I don't have a helmet, but I should be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be sweet as. I love how everything goes out the window. And you're like, oh, because it's new technology, it's safe.

It is an app. It's got to be safe. It's great. So we want to know from you, New Zealand, what's your weekend injury, Sam? Hello? Hello, Sam. What did you do, Sam? Hey.

It wasn't me. It was my partner. Mm-hmm. We were roller skating in the weekend, and she went to sit down, and her skate came out from underneath and broke her wrist. Where were you roller skating in the weekend and she went to sit down and her skate came out from underneath and broke her wrist. Where were you roller skating? 1992? Are we talking the four, like, wheel roller skate?

The old school ones? You don't mean roller blades? No, no. She was skating. I was blading. Oh, because roller blading makes it more relevant. Where were you guys doing this? Is this a regular pastime of yours?

Yeah, the roller rink in Hamilton. There's a roller rink in Hamilton? Two. We need to go. Okay, Sam,

we're going to put you on hold, man, because we need to grab some deep... What was the injury, by the way? She broke her wrist and scaphoid bone again.

Oh. She's done it twice. She's done it twice in about ten visits to skating. Probably time to hang up the skates. I was going to say, it's a one in five strike rate. Time for new hobby. We're going to put you on hold so we can find out some more information about this roller rink.

It sounds fascinating. We should have our own roller derby. We should wear wrist guards. Hi, Kylie. Hello. How did you injure yourself on the weekend, Kylie? I went for a trip with my hubby to Coromandel and we entered the Kings of Coromandel fishing tournament. Unfortunately, weather conditions weren't so great.

And so when we got out on the boat, it got really choppy and we ended up flying over waves to the point where I have completely bruised from halfway up my thigh all the way up my bum and my whole lower back. Yeah, bruised bum bum. Yeah. And it affects everything, right? You don't realise how sensual your bum is to your daily life. Absolutely. Yeah, it's cushiony for a reason.

Yeah, how's sitting on the toilet going for you? Yeah, not so good, not so good. The spa pool was amazing, but yeah, going to the toilet's not very good. You need to get one of those little inflatable rings. The donut. Yeah, you need to get a donut. I actually did think about it.

Yeah, well, now's the time to use it. Totally. All right, thanks for calling, Kylie. This is a bit different. We're talking weekend injuries and what had happened to you. Devin, you've called up to celebrate the fact that you haven't had a weekend injury.

Is that right? Yeah, that's right. Are you prone? Me and my partner are accident prone. What do you mean? Like, what are you guys doing? So we like to think it's normal things, but like a couple of weekends ago,

my partner actually sprained her ankle and then she sprained the other ankle a week later. And then I'm also prone to burning myself or getting cuts on my fingers. Like I'll just do housework and, you know, cut up the garlic and then cut up my finger too. On one hand, you guys are made for each other, and I'm happy that you found each other. On the other hand, there's got to be one safety conscious person

in every relationship. There's got to be someone available to drive to A&E. I mean, we just drive ourselves. Well, it's not her. She's sprained both her ankles. Well, you've made it through the weekend. How many days are we without accident, Devin? So we're at eight days total. I hope to keep that going. I have a feeling that after saying this, she might come home and she'll be like, I actually just hurt myself. I'll just be like back down to zero. It was a time that it was zero for about a week. Wow. All right.

Yeah, don't have kids, Devin. Stay there. We're going to send you some bubble wrap, Devin. Thanks for calling. We've got Ross Boss in here and his son Harvey's with him. And he is digging for gold. He's exactly like you, Ross. He was really going for it.

I don't, no, mate, I'm not in public. You're not a public nose picker? Oh, don't eat it. Don't eat it. Hey, Ross, you know how radio is all about good ideas? You know, at some stage someone invented the secret sound and look at it. It's one of the most successful radio competitions of all time.

I sense really bad ideas on the way. Well, don't look at us because... We are not smart. Yeah. And you never know where a good idea is going to come from. Would you agree? It can come from anywhere. That's correct.

It can come from anyone. I received what could be our next big idea on the weekend from my brother. His name's Callum. He called me at quite a late hour. Callum's backing this in as the next big radio idea of our generation. Which one's Callum? Callum is the journalist who lives in the Wellington area.

Not Lumberjack Butcher. No. Not the ginger one. Not the ginger one. Okay, cool. That's all right. I'm just classified. He's not giving you this idea For free

Do you want to franchise it out or something? We'll deal with it He just wants to put his name to it And get a radio professional like you's feedback But if anyone's listening from rival radio stations This is copyright of Brian Clinton This is intellectual property He's my brother

I own it Okay This is verbatim the idea In fact this is the voicemail that he left me He left a voicemail that he left me. He left a voicemail? Yeah. At a reasonable hour.

Obviously, he was just at home. A brand new radio idea. Go into this with an open mind. You have one saved message. Hey, Clint. Just a wicked idea for a radio show. It's a gag called Cash Rash. Okay, Cash Rash. So like you find someone who's like allergic to these things

and you like offer them like 500 bucks to get stung by a bee. And they're like maybe like $700 if they were to. Then like Ross Boss comes in, he's like $1200 to get stung by a bee. And then they're like, thanks Cash Rash. But they're all swollen up so like, Those me know i'm pretty sure there's a bunch of lizards or all sorts of shit shrimp peanuts um well yeah i'll let me know because i think you're on i'm on for a winner so have a good night and think about it Bye So I'm so glad

What do you think? You work in radio And your brother doesn't No he's He's playing the whole thing out It's got tension It's got jeopardy It's got escalation

He's also He's got anaphylactic shock Yeah Risk of death Before Death Epi pens aren't cheap Before you say no

Or before you say yes Before you get out the checkbook I've taken the liberty Of bringing the competition to life a little bit. And just so you can imagine it, this is what ZM's cash rash might sound like. Cash. I really need the cash. Rash.

But I'm allergic to bees. Oh, get my MPP. Here comes the pain. So? What song? It sounds like a Christian rock song. Mate, that's the least of this comp's worries. Look.

Mm. Look. Mm. It's an idea. It's an idea. I'm glad he fleshed it out. Like, people are... Sorry, was it sea dogs are allergic

to all heaps of shit like peanuts and producer Ben's allergic to shellfish he could be the first contestant he's injured enough

as it is hey if you don't like that we've also got other ideas like what about shave for a man cave well the rhyming

part works good shave your man cave let's bench that for another day, eh? Everything here that we've just talked about. I found out this afternoon that you and I are both massive fans of the show Storage Wars. Oh, I love that show. It's even, have you seen the off spin of it, Container Wars?

No. It's so good. That's like with a, because Storage Wars. It's like Storage wars on crack. So storage wars, if you have a storage unit and you abandon it. And you don't pay the rent on it. You don't pay the rent on it. For a certain amount of time, then they sell it off.

It becomes property of the storage place, right? And they can auction it off. And then they auction it off and then the show follows these people who've made a living out of it. And then they sell all the stuff inside. You have to buy blind though, right? Like you get to have a look from the outside. And that's it. And that's it.

You don't get to go through everything and see what condition it's in. You just have to guess what's in those boxes. You might find a diamond in the rough down the back of the storage unit. Love the concept. Who knows? Yeah. I'd love to do it. If I had money to waste, I'd love to do it.

Yeah. And there's people making a living out of it. And this story was brought to my attention and I feel like this is going to probably make a lot of people want to start a business in the storage unit buying area because there's a woman by the name of, actually no, she's gone, they haven't released her name because this is big time. So she and her husband buy storage units.

That's what they do for a living. Anyway, she's bought a storage unit actually off the guy who is the auctioneer on that show, Storage Wars. Oh, yeah. And she bought this unit with her husband and they were going through all the stuff and there was a safe in the back of this storage unit. And if you've seen the show before, normally they open it up

and there's nothing in it. Anyway, they've went to three different people to get this safe open, like experts who can crack safes. And this is the guy who owns the storage unit place and this is what they found inside. My husband works for a guy and he bought a unit from you. It had a safe in it. Inside the safe, normally they're empty, but this time it wasn't empty. It had $7.5 million cash inside the safe. $7.5 million cash.

What is going on? Do you get to keep it? Because, you know, if you find money. Finders keepers. That's one rule. But the other one is if you find stolen money, technically you become a criminal. So after this has happened and obviously who is putting, I'm just, my brain is so confused.

Who is putting, who has that amount of money in cash? And then leaves it in a storage unit and then doesn't pay the rent. Exactly. Surely they've had, you know, well, I don't know where the money comes from. It must be like drug money and then they've died in a shootout or something like that. Anyway, the original owners of the storage unit have gotten in touch with the new owners and anyway, it's now in a legal battle where they offered them $600,000 reward for the

return of the safe. Well, that math doesn't add up. Right. That's been thrown out. So they've now offered them $1.2 million if they can return the rest of the stuff in the safe. Far out. How much money was in the safe again?

$7.5 million. Money, money, money, money. Cool. I mean, they paid $500 for the storage unit. So, I mean, that's a good return. That's a pretty good return on the business. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. It's my birthday, it's my birthday.

Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Let's figure out what songs were number one on everyone's 16th birthday. And because we are in a very generous mood today, if you win, we're also going to give you $40 worth of Hell Pizza. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, to try the new Yammer Pizza.

So let's go. First up is Hunter. Hi, Hunter. Hi, Hunter. Hey, mate. How are you? Good. What's your birthday, Hunter? 16th of August, right? No, mate. Hi, Hunter. Hi, Hunter. Hey, mate. How are you? Good. What's your birthday, Hunter?

16th of August, right? No, mate. Okay, Hunter, you were 16 in 2014 on the 16th of August, and back in 2014, this was number one. Ah. Mr. George Ezra. You know, I know someone who can do a very good George Ezra impersonation, Hunter. That's me. It's Brie. Are you interested in hearing a little bit of George Ezra. You know, I know someone who can do a very good George Ezra impersonation, Hunter.

That's me. It's Brie. Are you interested in hearing a little bit of George Ezra? Can we get a little bit of Budapest, please, Brie? My husband Budapest, my hidden treasured dress, my golden grand piano. What do you think, Hunter? Yeah, it was unreal.

Yeah, unreal. It's very good. He wants that pizza and I like his style. Next up is Dylan. Hey, Dylan. Hey, mate. How's it going? Good.

No guarantees Bree can do your birthday banger, but what's your birthday? 11th of March, 92. Okay, Dylan, you were 16 in 2008 on the 11th of March, and this is your birthday banger. Chris Brown Forever. Is that 2008? Yes, it is. What were your thoughts, Dylan?

Unsold. Unsold, yeah. Unsold. Yeah, you're dealing yourself out of the hell pizza, but I appreciate the honesty, okay? Yeah. He's just realised what he's done. He's like, no, wait, I love it.

No, I really like it. I mean, sold, sold. Let's round it out with Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. He's like, no, wait, I love it. He goes, no, I really like it. I mean, sold, sold. Let's round it out with Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 21st October, 1991.

Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2007 on the 21st of October and this was Top of the Charts. Sam, how do you feel about a little bit of Soulja Boy Crank That? Oh, yeah, a bit of competition with the other bangers today. Oh, I like that one. I like that one too. You know what? Let's just do it. Sam, we're going to send you out a $40 Hell Pizza voucher, okay?

Oh, cool. Thank you, guys. Much appreciated. No problems. You're welcome, New Zealand. Yeah, this is your real reward. Just one of the many hits from Soulja Boy. Unless you're driving, I'd like to see everybody.

Yeah, you pull over because I need you to lean back and crank that right now. Crank that. ZM. Bree and Clint A truly iconic birthday banger from Soulja Boy Do yourself a favour Don't ever look into what the lyrics of that song mean I mean he ran out of lyrics very early in the song Let's just say

Yeah Superman in that song Very different to the superhero Alright Let's just say. Yeah. Superman in that song, very different to the superhero. All right. Good. Okay, good morning. Someone's texted in and said, Thanks 13-year-old me.

I knew committing the Soulja Boy dance to memory would come in handy more than once. That one time that I did it in town, just danced it again. So. Yeah, you did. You're welcome. Oh, this is his other song. Yeah. Soulja Boy, tell me. This is good too. This has this is his other song. Yeah. Soldier Boy, tell me.

This is good too. This is Kiss Me Through the Phone. I know that I'm baby. You know that I miss you. I want to get with you tonight. But I got my baby girl in that. I remember the MTV Cribs episode with Soldier Boy. Yeah.

And it was just this random duplex house in the suburbs. It wasn't his house, eh? No. And he had those sunglasses that he wrote Soulja Boy on in twink. What a wild time, 2007. They were the days. Bree and Clint on ZM. Had a yoga retreat in Melbourne over the weekend.

You can give up the yoga retreat bit. We know that you've had another party weekend. Fine. It was a wellness retreat. You're Frankie the Tank, as far as I'm concerned. Had a weekend away in Melbourne with some of the girlfriends. And so you should. Yeah.

I'm single. I'm going to live my life. Okay, well, I didn't need that much detail, but I just meant go and catch up with your friends. Okay, all right. What you guys got up to after dark is completely up to you. Okay, you're making this story sound a whole lot more sinister than what it was. Sure.

This story involves nudity, yes. It involves friends, yes it does. And it involves showering, okay? Now keep your mind out of the gutter for a second. Cool. There was one point during the weekend where some of the people I went away with, some of the friends, decided they'd have a shower together. Okay.

Give us the demographic split. We're talking how many males to females? It's all females. All females. All females. Give us the age range. I don't know why this is important. Everyone's in their 20s.

Everyone's in their 20s. Mid to late 20s. What's the relationship status of the friends? Best friends. No, purely platonic? Purely platonic. Right. Never have hooked up.

Not about that. We were running late. Are you sure? I'm positive. Okay. And then how many of them decided, oh, let's clean up together? Well, there was two. Yeah. Because we were in a rush.

And so they were like, oh, we'll just shower together. Save yeah not a big deal i said wait a minute who said that's not a big deal yeah me personally i don't shower with friends no i don't have a shower party no never have yeah never put out a facebook invite anyway one of the facebook invite don Never put out a Facebook invite. Anyway, one of the- Facebook invite. Don't put out the invite because you'll get a response. I know. One of the gay guys that was- There was a gay guy there, a friend of ours. You said there were no boys there.

No, he comments on the situation. Okay. Because he wasn't there, but later that night- Sorry, I'm very worked up about this story. Yeah, just chill. I'm very on edge. Just chill. I was sharing this story that happened earlier that day,

and he pops up and goes, that's normal. I've showered with girlfriends of mine before. What? So he's a gay man. Yeah. He said him and girlfriends of his. Yeah. Sometimes.

And what do you do? You're cleaning each other's backs. No. Those hard to reach places. You know what you could get? You know when you go to the hairdresser and they do the scalp massage with the conditioner? If you're showering with a friend. Why are you making it weird? Well, this is what I pitched to reach places. Get that, you know what you could get? You know when you go to the hairdresser and they do the scalp massage with the conditioner?

If you're showering with a friend. Why are you making it weird? Well, this is what I pitch to my wife all the time. They don't touch each other. They're just showering. That's it. Now, I've showered with friends,

but after a rugby game and there's multiple showers. It's just in the same area. Is there walls between showers? No, there's not. Interesting. But we're not sharing a shower head. That's the intimate part of this situation.

Because were you guys, what, Airbnb, hotel? Yeah, it wasn't that fancy. Just one shower? Pretty small. Was it a shower over bath situation? It was a bath shower. Those are awkward because when you have a shower over bath situation. Quite tight.

Well, one person can be at the head of the bath under the shower head. Yes. And then the other person has to awkwardly wait in line behind the other person and then you've got to do this awkward rotate where you get past each other. There's just enough room in the bath that you can get past each other. Things could graze that you don't want to be

grazed with friends, you know. Anyway. Were you invited in? No. No? I wasn you invited in? No. No? I wasn't invited in and maybe that's because I was in pure shock. Did you voice your concern? Right. Well, you're not going and you're making it weird.

Oh, yeah, I'm making it weird. You're bringing a weird energy. Well, then I. You're bringing a weird energy to the friendship show. Well, and then I thought, I was like, am I the weird one? I was like, you know, each to their own. But to be honest, I've never ever had that thought where, I was like, am I the weird one? I was like, you know, each to their own. But to be honest, I've never ever had that thought where I'll be like, oh, I'll jump in the shower with my friend.

Have you? No. Not once. I'm trying to think back to a time where I've showered with family members even. Like it's a hard question. Like as a kid. You share a bath, but I don't think. I shared, yeah, I had a bath with my sister. As a child.

But we're talking about adults. Yeah. Friends. Sharing a shower. Maybe we are the weird ones. It's possible. Because there was a few people in the room, like my gay guy mate, who was like, that's not weird.

Yeah. Maybe we're... Maybe we need to be more comfortable with our bodies. Maybe we need to be more environmentally conscious. Yep. Maybe we're the problem. Maybe we need to be more environmentally conscious. Yep. Maybe we're the problem. Maybe showering with friends is the future. 0800 dial ZM.

Enlighten us. Or you can text us on 9696. Showering with friends. Weird or not? Pretty easy question. Are you doing it? Are you not doing it? Can't wait to hear your stories.

I really can't. Soapy. Spent the weekend in Melbourne. Situation occurred where a couple of my mates decided they'd jump in the shower together. Save time. Efficient. Not dating.

Not dating. Both female. Never have dated Never even drunkenly hooked up No Just friends Shared a shower Shared a shower

The feedback you're receiving from your wider friend group is You're the weird one Well I was talking about it that night when we went out And there was a few people going that's not weird And I was like yeah it is I'm we went out and there was a few people going, that's not weird. And I was like, yeah, it is. I'm not jumping in a shower with you, Clint.

Well, this is where this might end. If we find out that it's not weird, maybe you and I do need to shower, you know, for a video. Yeah, just radio purposes. Yeah, you know. Dave, welcome to the show. How's it going? You calling us from the shower?

No, I'm not. Okay. Disappointing, but we'll take it, Dave. So I used the shower with my flatmate when I was in my mid-twenties. Did you? Okay, wait, Dave, your flatmate, man or a woman? Female. Female, right.

And had you ever hooked up? No. Did you ever hook up? No. Purely plutonic? Purely. Did you have two shower heads? No. Did you ever hook up? No. Purely plutonic? Purely. Did you have two shower heads? No, only one. That makes it awkward. Dave, what was the

motivation, mate? What was the reason? Well, it started off one night she got a bit messy in town and I, being a good flatmate, I took her home and had to get her in the shower and out of her yucky clothes. Yes.

So I saw everything and it just sort of went from there. You've seen me, now it's my turn to see you. See, Dave, this sounds like a very flirtatious beginning to a long-term relationship. It does, doesn't it? But no, never went any further. Okay. Did you ever want it to go further? No.

Okay. That's fine. I don't want this conversation to go into a grubby place so we're going to take Dave at his word. Okay? Let's go to another one.

Ava. Hi, how's it going? Good. You showering with friends? Man, I can't say recently but I have in the past and I don't think it's weird. Why is it not weird?

I just feel if you're close enough with a person, it doesn't become a weird thing. It just is like, oh, yeah, like, yeah, I've seen yours, you've seen mine. I need to know, Ava, you personally, you're very comfortable being naked? I guess so. I mean...

Because did you grow up in a naked family? You know how there's naked families? My family wasn't a naked family. That's maybe why I think it's weird. Maybe that's why you find it weird. I think Megan from Fletchbourne and Megan's got a naked family. Does she? Yeah, I think she comes from naked stock.

Ava, the bit that we haven't been able to nail yet is what's the motivation? Like, take the weirdness thing out of it. What's the reason that you've both gone, oh, I'm going to have a shower. You fancy joining me?

Like, who approaches the other person that that's an idea? Yeah, no. See, that's what a situation, like, depends on a situation. Does it have to be? Ava, I want to read you

this text that's just come through on the text machine. It says, it cannot be plutonic. It is only sexual. What read you this text that's just come through on the text machine. It says, it cannot be plutonic. It is only sexual. What do you think about that? No, I don't think it always comes down to sexual things. I agree with you, Ava.

Yeah, I mean, I used to shower with my best friend back in the day, and it was normal. And I guess because we both grew up together, so it was kind of like we were sisters. Clint, can you stop enjoying this story so much, please? Ava, Ava, thank you for calling. Leave it there, Ava, trust me. It's great to talk to you. We're going to talk to one more person.

Hi, Geordie. Hey, how's it going? You're a big friend showerer. Yes, definitely, 100% for it, eh? Even now, as a grown-ass man? Ah, yeah, yeah, definitely, all the time in my football team. So it's always good to enjoy a beer in the shower. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wait a minute. No, yeah. See, I've done this too. So you've done it at a footy club, which, I mean, I've heard that happening a lot. Geordie, ever at someone's house? Yeah. You look Dave in the eye and said, how about a shower, Dave? Probably not Dave, but one of my other mates for sure.

No, after a night out. So after a night out, you and one of your good mates have decided, let's get in the shower. Yeah. It's not even like a homophobic thing or like a weird, it's not even from that place. It's just, I don't get why that's

a shared activity. I just don't get what part of you goes, shall we? I'm going in. Do you want to come? If you soap me, I'll soap you. I've don't get what part of you goes, shall we? I'm going in. Do you want to come? If you soap me, I'll soap you. I've got four situations for you and I want you to tell me

if any of these, because you still think it's weird, right? None of those have changed your mind? I mean, it's just not something that I think I would ever do. Four situations where there's the opportunity to have a shared shower

with a friend. Purely platonic. Okay. You're camping and it's one of those bag showers. Yeah. You'll do it then? The hot water

is about to run out at the house. I'd be in then. Okay. The taxi's on the way and you're both in a rush. Okay, well I'm going unshowered. Or the fourth option,

you're secretly in love with them. Yeah, and they lock it in. So, there you go, New Zealand. Not quite as weird as you might have thought. Towels? Sharing towels. We'll do that tomorrow. Next, Mumford & Sons. I really need to wee if you're playing this noise in the background.

Oh, yeah, I'll get rid of it in just two seconds. Hey, we've got tickets to give away to Mumford & Sons all this week. I'm so excited for this gig. This show is going to be huge. I listened to the new album on the weekend. It's called Delta. Very good. You know, Mumford & Sons traditionally very like banjo and kick drum heavy.

Yep. A little bit more electronic influence in this. Yeah, they've kind of evolved a little bit. They have. The last album was very electric. Look, it's cool. If you're a Mumford and Sons fan though, this week is exciting because we have three double passes to give away every single day.

This is the game we've come up with. It's called Mumford or Not. Mumford or Not. Pretty simple game. We're going to give you two songs. One song is a real title of a Mumford and Sons song and the other one is one we made up This is, I mean, it sounds easy

Could be very hard if you're not a true fan Fiona, are you a true Mumford & Sons fan? I do like a couple of their songs So I would classify that as a fan Yep, it's totally fine Let's hope that we're doing one of the songs you know I feel like we've made it pretty easy, Fi Are you ready?

I hope so Alright, here we go, one of the songs you know. I feel like we've made it pretty easy, Fi. Are you ready? I hope so. All right, here we go, Fiona. Your two songs this afternoon are, you have to tell us, which is the real Mumford & Sons song? Below My Feet or Barefoot Shoppin'? Now, don't answer just yet, Fiona. You have a Mumford & Sons timer,

which begins now. Fiona, we're going to need an answer. OK, dogs. I had a hard time hearing the second one, so can I say the first one is real? You've done it. Well done, Fiona. You're going to Mumford & Sons at Western Springs Stadium.

You'll be there when they perform on the 12th of January. Yeah. Yeah. Who would have thought barefoot shopping, not a Mumford & Sons song? Do you want to play again? Yeah, I want to play again. Okay, Lisa, you understand how the game works now, yeah? Yeah, got it.

All right, let's go, Lisa. Listening nice and carefully for this. I need to know from you Lisa, which of these is not a Mumford & Sons song? Is it A. The Wolf or B. Oh, who wrote this? You wrote

it! The Sex Panther. Now don't decide just yet. Here comes the Mumford & Sons timer. Lisa, we're going to need an answer. The one that is not a Mumford & Sons song is The Six Panther. Well done! I will wait, I will wait for you. song, Mumford & Sons song, is The Sex Panther. Well done! You'll be there at Western Springs Outer Fields on July, January 12th

to see Mumford & Sons as well. Alright! Nice work. Let's play one more time. You want to go one more? Okay, let's go with Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, guys. Alright, Hannah. Let's do an easy one for you, hey? Okay. Alright. Because the other ones have been so hard. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Hannah, let's do an easy one for you, hey? Okay. Alright. Because the other ones have been so hard. Yeah. Yeah.

Alright. Hannah, you need to tell us which one is the Mumford & Sons song. Is it, this line is too long, I'm going home or I will wait.

It's I Will Wait. You've got it. I Will Wait. I Will Wait. I Will Wait. There have been harder games. We might make it a little bit harder tomorrow. We might up it a little bit, but that doesn't matter for you, Hannah. You're going, okay?

Congrats, we've got two Mumford & Sons tickets for you. You enjoy that thank you so much if you want to play every day 5.30 on the show we'll have a double pass up for grabs Mumford or not

be listening tomorrow we'll play again it's as simple as that the tickets are selling very fast you can find them at secretsounds.com for Mumford & Sons

Brie and Clint on ZM called Sweet But Psycho what a great name for a song yeah that's how people describe my mum do they? no that's song. Yeah, that's how people describe my mum. Do they?

No, that's how I describe her. That's how people describe you, I thought. Yeah, no, I think it's me. I think it's me. Hey, this is where we play the game where my mum comes on the phone and she's going to tell someone she doesn't like them. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, guys.

How are you going? Very good. Great to hear from you, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Very good. Great to hear from you as always. I'm so glad to hear from you. Thanks for none of the photos that you've sent me over the last couple of weeks. Am I meant to be sending you photos? Mum likes to be in the loop. She's not on Instagram or Facebook, so she expects us to send her photos.

Me and Bree have been out a lot of times together over the last couple of weeks. There's a lot of photos. I don't have your phone number, though. I know. I know. Well, well. Her phone number's 04-07-377. Rihanna.

That's actually her real number. Don't you dare. You know how this game works, Mama Di. We're about to introduce you to two wonderful people, and you're going to ask them one question. Today, the one you don't like will be receiving for themselves a $40 Hell Pizza voucher to try the new Yammer Pizza. It's out for a limited time at hell.co.nz.

Ooh, fancy, Mum. Are you ready? I wouldn't mind winning that myself. Well, tell them both you don't like them, and we'll give you the voucher. Okay. Oh, tell them you... Mum! No, no, no. Tell them both you don't like them and we'll give you the voucher. Okay. Oh, no. No. How many times have I told you, Mum? Listen to me. You can't win

stuff on the station I work at. Okay? Try the rock. They've got great prices. Call the rock or the edge. Here's Teresa. Hi, Teresa. Hi. You're on with Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, Teresa. How are you going? I'm good. How are you? Oh, Teresa. Hi. You're on with Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, Teresa. How are you going?

I'm good. How are you? Oh, fantastic. I'm talking to you guys in New Zealand. She loves it. All right, are you going to ask Teresa a question? Yep. Teresa, what's your most favourite thing to do at Christmas time?

Good question. Watch the smiles on my kids' faces. Oh, that just melts my heart. Oh no. Pretty good response. She's either a great person or she's playing you like a fiddle, Mumadai. Yeah, you decide, Mum. Let's hear from Jess now. Hi, Jess.

Hi. Alright, Mum. Same question. Hi, Jess. How are you going? Hi, Mumadai. I'm good. How are you? Oh, wonderful. Wonderful. Same question. Hi, Jess. How are you going? Hi, Nana Di. I'm good. How are you? Oh, wonderful. Wonderful. Same question, mate.

What's your most favourite thing to do at Christmas time? I think my most favourite thing to do will be to cook my Nana's sweet and sour pork. Oh, she's gone for the family tie again Oh, it's the nana recipe Okay Mum, what's your favourite thing to do? Drink a ton of vino Oh no, one word I've discovered something for Christmas Yeah

Sangria You know the deal, mum and dad We've got to start your timer, okay? By the end of this, you need to tell us who you don't like out of Tissa and Jess. How can I do that? Not Teresa. I can't. Teresa, who said her kid smiles, or Jess, who said cooking her nan's...

What have you got for us, Mama Di? I think it'll have to blow up because I honestly can't choose. She wants the voucher for herself. Are you seriously taking the voucher for yourself? No, no. I like both of them. Well, then give one of them the voucher by telling them you don't like them. Who don't you like?

Quick. This is why we got the timer. Jess. No, she has to say it Jess You're back on Say the words mumma die Go on And now say it to Jess

Say it to her face Brianna I tell you what You're really Really Say Say Jess I don't

Mum Jess I just Say Jess, I don't. Mum? Jess, I just don't like your answer. You know what, for today that'll do. Jess, how pizza on its way to you? Congratulations. Jess is stoked that you don't like it. Speaking of pictures, I went to a gig last night that you've probably seen nothing about on social media.

And the artist is one of the biggest artists in the world. Childish Gambino's been in the country for the last four days. Also known as Donald Glover. Also known as the guy that did that song, This Is America. This one right here. He performed at a national park, a New Zealand national park. It was in the middle of nowhere, right? It's an hour and 20 minutes south of Auckland.

He brought his show over. It's called Pharos. And it all happens inside an inflatable dome. I saw that on Instagram. That's the bit you're allowed to put on. So three shows over three days, only 3,000 people at each show. So it's quite small. And he's only done this show once before

and that was at the Joshua Tree in California. So people flew in from around the world to see this show because it just doesn't happen. A few things I noticed was you had to wear green. So there was a dress code. You didn't have to things I noticed was you had to wear green. There was a dress code. You didn't have to, but it was suggested that you wear green because green was the colour that matched the vibrational frequency of the event. Cool.

There was a lot of green. The other interesting thing about it was no phones inside the dome. Which I kind of like that. The whole show goes on inside this inflatable dome and as you go to go in, you've got to give them your phone and they put it in like a neoprene bag, you know, wetsuit material. Yep. And then it's got a magnetic

lock on the top of it and they lock it and they give you your phone back and then they don't unlock them until you leave. So you can leave whenever you want to get your phone back, but you can't go back into the show. Because I was thinking and I was going to ask you, like, everyone's phone, and if they were, like, putting them in coat check or phone check.

No, too dangerous. Too dangerous. So that's a really cool way of doing it. Yeah, you keep your phone so that you know that it's safe. And, I mean, if you forgot to unlock it, you could cut it out of the bag when you got home. That's fine. But they don't want you to film anything inside there,

which is a weird concept when you think that all shows these days are about promotion and getting as much social exposure as possible. And they often have a moment that you will put on Instagram. Yeah. None of that. What do you mean? There's not a middle-aged guy who won't have the entire show on his iPad that he can watch later?

Weirdly, nah. Oh. No bad footage, no grainy videos, no bad sound uploaded to Instagram, just 3,000 people inside this dome just watching the show. And I tell you what, it was so weird standing there because every time something cool happened, I was like, got to get a video of this. The number of times I reached for my pocket,

like just out of habit for something to do with my hands, unbelievable. It shows you how big of a problem I believe. Yeah. You know, where you can't just sit there and be in the moment no but so no one knows no one who wasn't there knows what this show is about there was one guy who went on the friday night i heard about and he didn't declare his phone as he went in and he pulled it out to video security saw him straight away they were on him dragged him out of the dome he didn't get to go back in. Missed the whole show because of it.

So what was the show then? Are you allowed to talk about it? No, I'm not allowed to tell you what the show was about. Because obviously you weren't there. I can tell you there was a celebrity special guest there though. Who? One New Zealand songstress by the name of Lorde.

Are you joking? No, I'm telling the truth. She arrived by helicopter. Are you? I'm telling the truth. That's the rumour anyway. Look at my eye, just watered then. Look, it's watering.

Unfortunately, the show is gone. It's not coming back and you won't see any of it unless you were there. Weird, eh? Weird concept. So did it even happen?

Well, yeah, it did. I mean, you said you were there. You said that he was there. I've got a photo outside with Cam Mansell. Yeah, but was Childish Gambino there? We don't know. It was a great show and I was there and you weren't. That's Farros. Apparently it might be going to Coachella.

Not a nice topic, but have you ever been or attempted to be mugged before where someone tries to take something off you in the streets? Yeah. A couple of years ago I was in Vietnam and I was there for quite a while. Didn't have any run-ins. On the last day that I was there, we had to take all of our stuff out of our hotel. So in this little bag that I'd bought in Vietnam, I had my passport, my phone, all the money that I had left.

And this guy's come past on a scooter. He's grabbed it. I have literally caught the tiny shoelace string and it managed to hang on. You're really lucky. So lucky. I had the same experience in Vietnam as well. Did you? Beautiful country.

Amazing culture to experience. But just this one thing I had the same experience in Vietnam as well. Did you? Beautiful country. Amazing culture to experience. But just this one thing happened in the same thing. They flew past on the motorbike and one of the girls they were with, they ripped her bag off and she spun around and fell over and they were gone before she realised they'd taken the bag. They managed to pull it so hard that the strap broke and they rode off with their bag. It's freaky.

You've got to be careful. Yeah, you really do. Because the other thing is if the strap hadn't broken, she would have got dragged down the road. And that happened to a friend of mine, Jackie. She was living in Bali at the time and she was on a scooter and she had a bag over her shoulder. Yeah.

And they've grabbed the bag as she was riding past and she nearly died. It can happen anywhere. But here we have a story of someone who's got one back over the mugger. This is good. So this is a lady by the name of Sabrina. And this happened in Brazil. She was standing outside her own home and muggers

in the same situation have come past. Two on a scooter. One driving and one to do the ripping of the bag, to take the bag off. They have come off the scooter as they've tried to get the bag. Like I don't like saying hooray, but. She's then chased them down and turns out she's done four years of Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Yeah, she has.

One of them gets the bike and takes off, leaves his mate behind. What, he ditches his mate? Well, I'm not surprised because it's not like they're stand-up people. The mate who's been left behind has been put into an MMA-style arm bar. What, like a Ronda Rousey? A full Ronda Rousey situation.

She's taken him to the mat for a ground and pound. She's got the leg over. And I want to play you some audio. Everybody's gathered around and she's just held this guy until the police show up. You're like, tap out. I don't speak Portuguese,

so I'm not 100% sure what the man is saying here. If you do, I hope it's family friendly, but you can hear, this is the mugger who is being held in an arm bar by the lady that he tried to mug. I'm your brother. I'm your brother. I'm your brother. I'm your brother. being held in an arm bar. Is he screaming? By the'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I won't do it again. Don't break it. Please don't break it. But there you go. Not everyone's going to have the jujitsu skill set available to them when that happens to them. But good to know that not everyone just gets away with it, right? He should have tapped out.

I don't know if the same rules apply, to be honest. Yeah, true. A bit of a warning for little ears if they're in the car right now. But not my fault, but this woman that lives in New Mexico over in the United States of America, blame her. Because, you know, there's those people when you hear about stories where they're taking a company or someone to court over something ridiculous oh some people love to try it on too just to see what

they can get but what about when they win so this is a story about a woman who is suing samsung uh for 1.8 million dollars does she have one of those explosive phones? Let's hope not. Okay. Because she put her phone somewhere where you should not put it. So let your mind wander with that. I'm sure everyone knows where we're talking about. I assume you're talking about on her person. Or in her person.

Okay, yeah, cool. We're on the same page. Anyway, so she's decided, she's told, she's told the court, because it's gone to court, she's told the court that she was doing it as a joke. Good joke. Yeah, right. Anyway, she said.

Can't wait to see your comedy festival set. She goes, and then the fun joke went south and it turned into a nightmare. Yeah. So she's suing for severe psychological distress and also medical bills, which she believes amounted to $1.1 million. And she put it there. So she did it. Yeah.

She admits that she put it there So she did it She admits that she did it But she's saying that nowhere on the phone Or in the T's and C's Does it say that she shouldn't But it's not like a feature It's not a feature Imagine the new Apple iPhone comes out Now you're able to put it

Anywhere You haven't before. Like I like the idea of being microchipped in the future and that my phone could just be inside me. Right. But not like that. Not like that. Not like this. So you laugh at it, but back in 2014,

Apple was faced with a similar lawsuit when a man attempted to swallow 14 iPhones. Why? And ended up in the emergency room. Why? For mercury poisoning. Why? So now Apple have to specify that you can't eat the product,

which I mean that's... I heard an apple a day keeps a doctor away. Now I'm in hospital with 14 iPhones inside me. Steve Jobs, I want a refund. Wasn't my fault. Wasn't my fault. Wasn't my fault. I'd put an apple on there.