ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 26th 2019

Episode Date: November 26, 2019

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Good everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. We're going to give you a sort of a rundown on some of the stuff that's in the show today because we want to talk about that on the intro today, right? What was the thing we wanted to talk about again? The secret one. Oh, right, yes. So there's a story coming up. Will you bring the story? So yeah, there was this story about this couple who were on their 20th wedding anniversary

and then they decided they'd had a few bubbles to share the biggest secret that they'd kept from each other in that 20 years. Anyway, he said he went to a bar and got a lap dance once and told her that. And then she came out and said that 15 years ago, so five years into their marriage, she'd had an affair where she'd slept with someone for i think five times she slept with someone yeah we got into a conversation about whether honesty was the best policy and we had some real interesting perspectives there were some really good perspectives so uh we will discuss those yeah producers you can weigh in on this for sure i'd love to hear your opinion so the person who said the one where honesty they said honesty is the best policy at the time.

I love this one. Yeah, it says, so it was honesty is the best policy at the time. In this case, too much time has passed and there was no point in bringing it up. So that person, and I feel like maybe this is the side you're leaning to, believes you did the crime, so now you do the time. Your punishment is the guilt. Is the guilt for the rest of your life? Yep. For the rest of your life.

Well, I mean, I can see from both sides because, I mean, yes, I would never want to be lied to, and I'm the type of person in a relationship I'd rather you be honest with me about everything because if I find out you've lied about something small, then I'm not going to trust you with anything. But really her telling him then is just going to cause a lot of hurt. For him. For him.

You know what I mean? Yeah, but also has anyone seen that movie The Bridges of Madison County with Clint Eastwood in it where his wife... No, we're young. Yeah, true. Well, anyway, one of them dies. I can't remember whether it's her or him. Yeah. And then the other one, the one that's still alive, I can't remember whether it's her or him,

finds their journal and reads about it. Oh, no! And finds out about this affair that they've had that they never knew about. So what if something happens what if so let's relate it back to this 20 year marriage

Bridges of Madison County is a fantastic movie by the way even though I can't remember the details relate it back to this one let's say they're 20 years married

because they're happy at this point they're celebrating their 20th anniversary they're in Paris 25 years 30 years then boom

she gets hit by a bus and then something happens that means that he finds out about the affair. And he never gets to talk to her about it. He never gets her side of the story. Yeah, but that's like, you know, a what if. Yeah, that is a what if. You know? That's what I'm proposing, a what if.

What if she doesn't have any journal or anything? He's never going to find out. Then no one gets hurt. Yeah. So, I mean, you're talking in very movie-based terms, aren't you? Who here writes a journal? No, not anymore. Ellie started keeping a journal, didn't you?

I do, yeah. How often do you write in it? Every day. Do you put your affairs in it? Yeah. I do, many of them. Would you actually, though? Do you put anything in there

that you don't want people to know? It's quite a personal thing. I definitely wouldn't share it with anyone. Yeah, yeah. But like, if your boyfriend Sam

found it, would you really care? No. No, because you're not hiding anything from him. No. So that's the difference. Yeah, so you don't

put it in the journal. No. I know, but... The question was, do you have a journal? You've got it all right. No. To be honest, I am so like... Have you got a journal?

I'm just trying to argue the other side. Have you got a journal? Nah, I did have one when I was young, but no, I don't have a journal. Can we get hold of that? Absolutely not. No way. Have you ever had one? Do your diary.

No. Have you, Ben? No. I struggle to write anyway I was just about to say That was just me being nice To ask you I knew you didn't have one

Also Ben's journal Would be like Dear Diary Today I had Steak for dinner It was good It was yum Beef jerky

For dessert And then a list of hiking trails He's thinking of doing You should start a journal I've got notes Of all the hiking trails Yeah Nice Anyway're doing. You should start a journal. I've got notes of all the hiking trails, yeah. Nice. Anyway, this story is,

it's a loaded story anyway and it goes into a really good thing in the show today where people come across with some, There's some great ones. We get people to share their secrets like this lady did, share them with us.

And some of them people, some of them people decided to share them with us and they've never shared them with anybody ever before. I know. There's some massive ones. I've got a question for everyone in the room. What's the biggest secret you've kept from a partner?

From a partner? Yeah. A podcast is the place to put this down. What's the biggest secret, and don't be a little pussy about it, share something. Have you kept anything? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

I just do some thinking. Is there so many, is there? There's just so many. Have you got one? Yeah. I think probably the biggest thing that I've kept from someone, I'm pretty sure I've told this story on the show before, I dated this guy for like, I met him, I want to say it was in May,

and then we dated all through winter, and the biggest thing that we connected on was that he was a massive and big surfer. Yeah, that's right. Like he loved surfing. You have some of those. Yeah. And then anyway.

Did you pretend you could surf? Yeah. And I can surf a real tiny bit, right? I can surf a longboard, cannot surf a shortboard to save my life, but he was a shortboard surfer. I've got a story just like this. Anyway, so we dated all through the wintertime, and I just had this massive guilt where I was like, he's going to find out.

He's going to find out. It's going to come to summertime. Anyway, I broke up with him before I told him. Because I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I felt horrible. I hooked up with this girl once on the basis that I was as big an NRL fan as she was She was an Australian girl She's like, do you like NRL?

And I'm like, yeah, I love it And I like it I love it I like it, but I was like, yeah, I love it She's like, yeah, cool And I got found out pretty quickly When things progressed And we were

And then she asked me a couple of questions And then I couldn't answer them correctly And she goes, do you even like the NRL? I was like to be honest not as much as you i just why didn't you because it was a very in the moment thing brie it's not a person i was planning on seeing again yeah i didn't feel like i was gonna say i didn't feel like taking surfing lessons either i was like too hard all right here's today's podcast everybody enjoy it share it with your friends and family. See you soon.

Bye. Hang on, we've just got to wait for Bree to have appropriate radio here. Sorry. Can't get the headphones on over. And there we go. Don't wear a fedora to work, everyone. Or a wide-brimmed festival hat. Yes, it's a fedora.

I'm so sick of this argument. Hi, everybody, and welcome to the show. Bree and Clint, glad to be here with you for another afternoon of fun. Speaking of festivals, Clint, very soon you're going to be able to call 0800 DIAL ZM and win a festival survival pack. Yeah, this is great. We're putting together a fake festival line-up every day. And if you can remember it

from the very fast highlight reel that we play you, you can win yourself some cash thanks to Spark. Yeah, the more you remember and can replay back to us, the more you'll win. Let's just start with that, shall we? Let's play that now, okay? Let's kick it off. If you would like to win a festival survival pack

thanks to Spark Festival Pass, you can call us now, 0800-DIALS-ZM. We'll give you a festival line-up when you get through. Exactly, and then it's game on. The rest is up to you. Here's Normani. This is Motivation. Bree and Clint, ZM.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. So? Win, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. So? Win with ZM and Bree and Clint's Spark Festy Guesty. Okay, to celebrate Spark Festival Pass, we have your chance to win a festival survival kit every single day this week. Yeah, this is so good and the prizes are awesome. We're pretty much going to play you a bunch of artists,

like a festival line-up and then you just have to reply as many of those artists that you can remember. The more you remember, the more money you win towards that festival

survival pack. Hey, Ellie. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, good. How's your short-term memory? My short-term memory's okay, however, my artist recognition is.

I was just about to say because you don't get the names in this. just about to say. Ah, true, there's that part of it too. You don't get the names in this, you just hear songs. Okay, it's going to come at you fast. There's nine there, just do your best, okay? So, Ellie, I will tell you, you need at least three artists to win anything at all. Okay. Alright, that's pretty achievable.

Okay. Good luck, Here we go. Go, Ali. Beyonce, 660, and Lizzo? Lizzo? Lizzo? Yeah. Can you get any more?

No, I don't even. That's bloody. But not the artist. That is good enough. You got three artists right, which means you get $200 towards a festival survival pack. Nice work. Awesome.

Thank you so much. Do you remember hearing Lorde in there? Oh, yeah. Iconic. Do you remember hearing Snoop Dogg in there? Did you hear Snoop Dogg? Snoop Dogg was a harder one for me. Yeah, I'm terrible with artist names. Yeah, do you remember hearing Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton in the middle there?

Yeah, they were pretty big. Oh, no, I missed that one. Can I say, Ali, you did really well. I gave this a go yesterday, and my brain literally will only remember three. Like, no matter how many times I listen to it it's like nah three's all you get you can play a game with us tomorrow and you can pack your summer with music moments and unforgettable memories

with Spark Festival Pass find out what's included in the full festival pass details at spark.co.nz forward slash music it's very cool actually you should check it out Brie and Clint the podcast ZM. I think Brie may have been responsible for creating a new trend. And I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I do have some evidence.

I'm very, you know, forward thinking with the fashion. Trend setting, yeah. You know, just up to date with the brands and the styles. Were you blazing a path with the bike shorts? No, I think. I don't know if anyone's following yet. I actually think I got on that real late. Do you think?

I think so. Because I looked around the arena at Friday Jams Live and I didn't see anyone else wearing them. No, I don't know if that's because I was start of the trend. I think it's just because it's... Oh, you're at the end. Yes. This one I'm pretty sure you're on the start of

because it's something that you did on this show, which you'll probably recall. Do you remember the activity you did on this show on the 26th of September, 2018? Can't say I recall. It's right here on the show. No, can't say I recall. It's just after five o'clock.

You did something on the show. You brought something to the show and it was a revolutionary technique. Nothing? It's not ringing any bells for you? No. No? Okay.

Was it something to do with kissing? No, no. Here's some audio of what you did on the show, which I think may have sparked a new trend. I cooked a lasagna in the dishwasher once. What? Yeah, you can cook stuff in the dishwasher. That's not gross, but it sounds like a soggy meal.

It's not great. And you should clean the dishwasher first, because otherwise it's real gross. Don't put detergent in, right? Yeah, don't. Let me read you this article that today comes from the lifestyle section of the New Zealand Herald. Squeaky clean meals.

How to whip up dinner in your dishwasher. People are being encouraged to experiment with dishwasher cuisine. It's no joke and we're all being encouraged to try it out. People are now going forward and actually cooking meals in their dishwasher. And as a pioneer. As a real thing, though, I did it as a gag. Because remember I ended up cooking one out here

and you and I tried it? Yeah. It was a lasagna. It wasn't good. It had the crispy bit on the top. It wasn't amazing, but it worked. This article is not a joke. It says, put away your pots and pans, switch off your ovens.

While you're at it, dump your barbecue on the curb. It's telling you that you should cook in your dishwasher. You know how we get to the bottom of this? What's that? What's the name of the person that wrote the article? Her name is Rianne Dutrom. Okay. Rianne Dutrom.

Let me see if she follows me on Instagram. Better than that, I thought, seeing as you are a pioneer and seeing as you're the Nigella Lawson of dishwasher cooking. So good. I'm so glad to be the face of that. Could you give us your top three tips for dishwasher cooking ahead of the Christmas silly season? Yes.

Yeah. Number one, do a complete rinse out of the dishwasher before you cook in it. Great tip. Great tip. Number two, definitely don't use dishwashing detergent whilst cooking in the dishwasher. Right. So don't, okay, cool.

So you wouldn't do a dish cycle while you were cooking? No, or two birds with one stone, I guess. But you'd need dish liquid for that. Yeah, so you can't. You'd need a finished Powerball. Because that is poisonous. Yeah, yeah. And my last You'd need a finished Powerball. Because that is poisonous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my last tip for cooking food in the dishwasher,

use an oven, you idiot. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time to go to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, some shade went down at the AMAs yesterday. This is The Latest, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, some shade went down at the AMAs yesterday.

Tell us all about it. Oh, you know what? I love shade. Bring out your umbrellas, ladies and gentlemen, because the shade has been thrown. Let me tell you what happened. We knew we expected Taylor Swift to throw some type of shade to her former record label, Big Machine Records, and, of course, her former, well, former beau, friend, Scooter Braun.

Here's what she did very subtly. First of all, when she came on the stage and she did perform all of her old hits, which was fabulous, she wore a jumper, kind of like a white sweater jumper that had the names of all of her first albums that are now obviously owned by her former record label. And she also held the hand of a young girl wearing the same jumper.

That was to represent her being so young when she signed the record deal. And then, of course, she's singing a song about a man. I think the song was something like basically about, you know, having to give in to the man. And she's obviously referring to Scooter Braun and the Big Machine Records label. Then, if you were paying attention, Taylor Swift likes to give little nuggets. This is what she did. On the screens behind her performance, these flames,

a particular swirl of flame went up on the screens, which were the same as the logo of Big Machine Records. You've got to be looking close. No one would really pick it up, but she's clever like that. She's smooth. She likes to do this stuff right and put it out there for you to connect the dots and then she won't comment on it and she'll go well if that's what you took from it then I guess that's how you interpreted it. Because also I saw Dean, the names of her albums that were printed on her outfit, they were all printed

in a prison font like she was a prisoner to them and they own all of her music. Because they do, they literally do. Or they own all the music and they're keeping it her music. Yeah. Because they do. They literally do. Or they own all the music, and they're keeping it locked away from her. Yeah, right. Was that the most well, was the performance well-received, Dean? You were there. Yeah, it was well-received.

Everyone loved it, actually. Everyone was up dancing. One performance, though, I think that my favourite was Lizzo. I don't know if you saw Lizzo's performance of Jerome. It was very unexpected, because normally she's twerking, and there's twerking girls, there's bikini tops. It was just her singing on a revolving stand and it was

breathtakingly beautiful. That was my highlight of all. Lizzo is just the queen of the world. I also love the bag that she took to the AMAs. You guys see Lizzo's tiny handbag? What do you think was in there? You first, Dean. What do you think was in Lizzo's tiny handbag? What do you think was in there? You first, Dean. What do you think was in Lizzo's tiny handbag? Okay, so she walked up to me on the red carpet. It was on my Instagram. Sorry not to drop that. It was there.

And she walked up to me. She held it in front of me. I thought it was a key ring. Apparently, there was a condom in there and lip gloss. That's what I was told. But I don't even know whether either of those would fit. The condom must have been folded up because it was an incredibly small handbag. I'm going to say drugs.

All right. The shade hath been thrown. That is the latest. What, Panadol? Oh. You need Panadol when you're at the club, you guys. Sorry. That's the latest.

From the man who was there at the AMAs yesterday, Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Look, I don't want to big note this and I don't want to talk it up, but I think I have found the best celebrity lookalike ever in existence,

ever being put on this earth that anyone's ever found. That's what I've found. But you don't want to big note it. But I don't want to big note it. Yeah. But this is ridiculous. And I know this is radio and you guys can't see it, but, I mean, get on the Instagram.

Go on the Brian Clint Instagram. We're going to post the pictures there. Yeah. You be the judge. But let me give you the detailsinklin Instagram. We're going to post the pictures there. Yeah. You be the judge, but let me give you the details first. Sure. So her name is Paige and she is getting lots and lots of views on TikTok and on Instagram because she resembles massive pop star

Ariana Grande. That's right. She's 14 years old. Oh, okay. And people are just gobsmacked with how much she resembles the pop princess. Well, can I see? Can I be the judge? So this is what I'm going to do.

Because I've big noted it and I said I think this is potentially the best celebrity lookalike I've ever seen and I reckon ever in the world. I've created a game where I'm going to show you pictures of either Paige, the girl who looks like Ariana Grande, or pictures of the actual Ariana Grande. Cool. All right, so you're not going to know who's who, but here we go.

Let's start with, and you can't see this, I know, but we're going to put them on Instagram. Have faith in me, New Zealand. I will be your eyes. It's more about whether or not Clint gets it right or wrong and then you make the decision. I know you're saying it's a very good comparison. I feel like I'm going to know the difference

between Ariana Grande and a 14-year-old. Okay. Or at least I hope so anyway. All right, let's go with picture number one. That. Who is that? That is an airbrushed picture of the 14-year-old girl. That is Ariana Grande.

What? Okay. Yes, it is. That's quite a famous photo of her, actually. All right, here comes picture number two. Who is this? That's Ariana Grande. That's correct.

That is Ariana Grande. Okay, yeah. So far, you've shown me two pictures of Ariana Grande. All right. Who is this? That's Ariana Grande. That's a 14 year old oh okay i'm telling you that's her is she is she okay yeah yeah do you want to keep playing yeah yeah all right here comes picture whatever number who is this that is not a 14 year old that's ariana grande that's the 14 year old girl as. That's Ariana Grande. That's the 14-year-old girl as well.

That's terrifying. Isn't this terrifying? Last one. Let's finish out the game. Who is that? That's Ariana Grande. That is also the 14-year-old girl, Paige. Right.

How much does that look like Ariana Grande? Yeah. Yeah, too much. Too much. You know those people who have a lot of plastic surgery, don't you see those people say, I want it to look like David Beckham. I can't get over it.

Is that her or is that Ariana Grande? I can't tell. Have you seen, not to be that guy, is there a picture of her without her Ariana Grande makeup on? Yes. And does she still bear a striking resemblance to Ariana Grande? Yeah, look, this one she doesn't have as much, in my opinion. So this is also her, but she doesn't have as much makeup on. Yeah. It looks like Ariana Grande. Doesn't it? Is that a blessing or a curse to look like Ariana Grande? Because

you look like her, but you're not her. So you'll forever get confused with her, but you're not her. And you might not be able to sing. Yeah, and people go, why is Ariana Grande driving around in a Suzuki Swift? And you go, I look like Ariana Grande, but I'm not her. So I don't have any of her money. Well, a lot of people have made a lot of money over looking like someone. And Ariana Grande impersonator. But you constantly live in someone else's shadow. Yeah.

Did I or did I not find the best celebrity lookalike ever? You just may well have. Are those pictures up on our Instagram now? We're going to put them up on our Instagram right now, at Bree and Clint. You be the judge. See if you can tell the difference. Also, put up that side-by-side of you and Kesha that you like.

Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, if you have a sibling in your life, then I think one of the most relatable things that you and I can say, Clint, is that we've all had a bust up with a sibling, haven't we? Oh, more than a couple. We've all had an argument. We've all had a row. Especially if you live in your big family, small house situation

and you're literally living on top of each other. It's inevitable. It's usually, other than a partner maybe, the biggest arguments you have in your life, I think. They're the most heated. Yes. And it's full gloves off style when it comes to fights with your siblings. Oh, you're going for the most personal thing.

And... Well, mum and dad didn't even want to have you. You were an accident. I was first. No one would ever say that to you that wasn't your sibling. Can you imagine someone... Exactly right. You'd punch them.

Imagine you and I had a fight and I said to you, well, you were an unplanned pregnancy and your parents wish you never existed. I'd punch you right in the crotch. Yeah, exactly right. Could be so not called for. But it's interesting to see that celebrities are also not immune to the sibling row. And the Veronicas, very famous pop duo from Aussie.

Obviously related. They're twins. Identical twins. They're twins. Identical twins. Identical twins. They've been travelling and making music for the last decade. Yeah. They've had a big row. And it's interesting because they're creating

or they have created a TV show called Blood is Life. Blood is for Life. And essentially it's about their lives and what they do and what happens. And in the first episode, they talk about how they had a falling out where they didn't speak for an entire year. You're literally saying you had too much responsibility to remember to bring certain costuming that's important.

I didn't even realise she wanted to wear the black latex. I'll go find the text message right now. Go find it. How about that? Good, I will. You are a nightmare to be around. Truly, you are a nightmare. I'm sorry I forgot the black latex. Jessie, I really need a lot more of your help next time.

Great. You're going to have to pick up your slack a little bit. Grow the f*** up and start learning how to communicate in a healthy way. The higher your hair gets, the more bitchy you're becoming. People are allowed to make mistakes and be accountable for it. That meaning you. Oh, you're only allowed to be accountable for it if it's worded in the exact way you want to hear it, though, Jess.

Oh, that's so annoying. So that's obviously after they started talking again. And that was over that Lisa forgot to pack one of the costumes they needed for a show. And that was what that fight was about. Having met the Veronicas, that's my exact experience with them. They're quite fiery, aren't they? Yeah, I was witness to a Veronicas fight in person.

We were interviewing them and they were meant to perform. And we just sat there for, I reckon, about 15 to 20 minutes while they just screamed at each other in the room while we were there. And I'm like, I get it, you're siblings, but can you just chill out for a minute? Yeah. Like, can you just, or maybe you guys shouldn't be in a sibling band. If you guys don't get along, maybe it's time to break up the band. I mean, I can kind of relate.

You know where you just get into a fight with your sibling. Like me and my sister have had some big bust-ups. I remember one time when we were kids, I don't even know what the argument was about. It might have been the TV remote. And she ended up pouring a bowl of hot soup onto my head. Oh, wow. That's how it ended.

Like it was full on. Over the TV remote? Yeah. My brother and I had a fight over a PlayStation game, which involved a skateboard, but it was a skateboard that you plugged into the PlayStation. Oh, and you stood on it, yeah. Yeah.

I think I wasn't supposed to have a turn. Someone threw it, didn't they? No, he chased me around the backyard with a spade. Oh, yeah. It's pretty standard. It only got diffused because he couldn't catch me. Yeah, anyway. And do you notice what all these things have in common? They were fights about absolutely nothing that matters

Absolutely nothing But we want to hear from you this afternoon About the fights you've had with your siblings And it might be over absolutely nothing Or it might be over something pretty serious Okay, yeah We'll take both. Whatever you want to call through with on 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Sibling fights. What did you get into it with your sibling for? We'll take your text too on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Look, the Veronicas, we all know who they are. They're the Veronicas. Come on, baby, we are gonna live forever. They're the Veronica's.

They've made some great pop music over the years, in my opinion. Some great bangers. But they've also had a lot of big sibling fights. And they're starring in a show on MTV at the moment called Blood is for Life. And it actually showcases some of those fights. They got the show because they fight. Can we agree on that? I'd say so.

MTV have gone, these guys are a hot mess. They're not following them for their musical prowess. They're going, oh, this will make for good TV. They don't like each other at all. They're two siblings that obviously fight like cats and dogs. Then alone, we are getting absolutely bombarded with sibling fight stories, aren't we? Oh, yeah.

Let's talk to Brooke. Brooke's here. G'day, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi. What did you have a fight with your sibling about? Me and my brother had a fight about our chores. Right.

And why did you guys fight over that? I think it was something like, it was your turn to do it. No, it wasn't. It's your turn. Yeah, classic, classic. And it escalated into him nearly breaking my arm. Ah. Oh, did he put you in the phone, Nelson? Yeah, well, because I'm the elder sibling, so I was thinking,

no, I can still, like, knock you out if I want. And so I went first, and then I was very wrong. Right. How old are you guys now? I'm 20, and he's 18. Have you grown out of it or is Christmas going to be like WWE Royal Rumble? You could take him.

We will still have our rumble every now and again. Yeah, go for the crotch. Let's talk to Mike. Hey, Mike. Hey, how's it going, Clint? Good. Yeah, I'm here too. Good, Mike. Oh, Brianna. Hi, Bri. How's it going? Good, mate. What's the fight you had with your sibling? Oh, yeah, I'm here too. Good, Mike. Oh, Brianna. Hi, Bri, how's it going? Good, mate.

What's the fight you had with your sibling? Oh, basically my older brother, he had this awesome racket, Dennis racket, and I wanted to play with it. And then we were arguing and so I chucked it over the fence, really high-ish fence. And so he had to climb up there to get it off. But he got stuck, fell down, and fractured his forearm. So to this day, I'm absolutely still gutted.

So he fractured his forearm over a tennis racket. How is his forearm when it comes to tennis? You know, back then, you know, I was in sort of high school, and yeah, he had this awesome racket there. What a dick move from you to throw it over the fence. Yeah, what the hell, Mike? You bloody deserve the broken forearm, not him. We got a text message.

Who's that person who said they kicked their brother through a ranch lighter? Oh, yeah, because he wouldn't share the heater. That's right. He wouldn't share the heater before school, so he kicked him through a ranch lighter. There's a lot of really small fights about absolutely nothing. Kate's here. G'day, Kate.

Hi. Kate, what did you'day, Kate. Hi. Kate, what did you text in about the sibling fights? Yeah, so my dad hasn't talked to his young brother ever since my dad didn't get his proper share of their mum's will. Oh, this causes a lot of fights between siblings, doesn't it? How long? How long are we talking? So that was about 25 years ago, and I'm 22 now. I've never met or talked to my uncle.

No way. Are you, like, do you ever, at Christmas, do you ever go, hey, we should make up with Uncle What's-His-Face, or is that not a topic that you talk about? I mean, he's just never talked about him. I just know he's got three siblings over in England and I don't know much about them. What, any of them?

So did he get into a fight with all the siblings or just that one? I've met my aunt, his older sister. Yeah. But I've never met or talked to his younger brothers. Do you know how much money it was over? Like what share they got and what your dad got? I'm not too sure, but I think it was a fair amount.

What about this text? I caught my brother eating lasagna that I'd been saving, so I irrationally stabbed him in the hand with a fork. Yeah, I need to stop texting through to our own text machine. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. The Simpsons. Of course The podcast. The Simpsons. Of course, everyone knows

The Simpsons. Except producer Ellie who's never watched The Simpsons. Yeah, I find that really weird. Like, I trust you normally

but when I find that out about you, Ellie, I find it really... I trust her less. Yeah, I trust you less. Especially when she's such a big like... Pop culture fan.

Pop culture fan. And The Simpsons is one of the biggest pop culture references ever. She often actually wears the Simpson t-shirt and hoodie. I do. I do. I'm a fake. I'm a fake fan, guys. Anyway, everybody will be upset about this except you.

Apparently, The Simpsons is in its last year. The man who wrote this song here in the background, Danny Elfman, he composed The Simpsons theme song. He's done a podcast and he has said this. Well, from what I've heard, it is coming to an end. Do you have any... I don't know for a fact, but I've heard that it'll be in its last year.

Now, that has sent shockwaves around the world because they've famously said The Simpsons will never end, that they'll just keep making it. It's been coming for a while, though, hasn't it? There have been rumours for the last however many years. They had their 30th season, I think it was last year. Yeah, 1989 it started. Yeah, so I mean, you know, once they got to that 30,

I think it caused a lot of rumours to start swirling. All things have to come to, good things have to come to an end and I mean, I'm not still watching it, so that's okay. I mean, I would, but I never I never see it on TV. Let's get some people on who claim to be big Simpsons fans and we'll have a bit

of a Simpsons game, shall we? G'day, Josh. Hi, Josh. Big fan of the Simpsons?, and we'll have a bit of a Simpsons game, shall we? G'day, Josh. Hi, Josh. G'day. Big fan of the Simpsons? Yeah, big, big. Are you gutted that it might be finishing? Yeah, I don't watch it as often as I used to. No. Yeah, it is a bit gutting.

It's been around for a long time. Okay, and you're going to go up against Hannah. Hi, Hannah, big Simpsons fan. Sure am. Yeah, I am. How long have you watched it for, Hannah? Oh, since I was a sprout, but I came around to this world in 94, so it was already five years old before I was... No, but you would have watched it for quite a long time then.

What we've got here are clips of Simpsons characters, and to win some mobile fuel, all you have to do is correctly name who that character is. You'll start, Josh. Who's this? Okay, folks. Show's over. Nothing to see here.

Show's over. Oh, my God. A horrible plane crash. Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage. Come on, crowd around. Crowd around. Don't be shy. Pretty bloody easy.

Yeah, well done. That was Chief Wiggum. That is Chief Wiggum. Didn't even need the whole clip, did he? No. Okay, Hannah. All right, Hannah. Who's this?

Herpes, herpes, boberpes, banana, who's this? Herpes, herpes, boberpes, banana fana, foberpes, herpes. Oh! Hey, that's bad on Gorbachev's head. Herpes, trust me. Could we have picked a different clip or... No, I think that's the perfect clip. Hannah, do you know who that is? It's got to be Krusty the Clown.

Sure bloody is. Let's make it a little bit harder. Josh, who's this? My name is ****. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old. Who's that, Josh? Hot Pong Moment.

Oh, yeah. That's good from you, Josh. We beat down his name and everything. Good. All right, Hannah, your turn. Who's this? Arts has a point. Sugar is not only fattening, it's also terribly, terribly addictive.

Is my carton of pixie sticks in? No, it hasn't come in yet. Damn it! All right, Hannah. Who's that? It's the doctor and a poo, but I can't remember the doctor's name. There's a couple of doctors. We're going to need a name.

Not good. That was Dr. Herbert. Yep. Dr. Hibbert, rather. Dr. Hibbert. Dr. That was Dr. Herbert. Yep. Dr. Hibbert, rather. Dr. Hibbert. Dr. Hibbert. Okay, you can win the game here, Josh. Who's this?

Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch? It's 9.30 in the morning. Obviously not much. Yeah, but I haven't slept in days. What's his name?

Again, we are going to the... Oh. And... Three. That's Lionel Hutt, the lawyer. All right, Hannah, you can come back. You need this one or else Josh takes it out. Who's this, Hannah?

Joy to the world, the teacher's dead. We barbecued her head. What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty. And round and round it goes. And round and round it goes. Who's that, Hannah? It's got to be Nelson.

It is. We've got a draw. And because I didn't come up with a tie break, you both win something. Congratulations. Nice work, guys. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I did a pretty big thing last night.

You did a thing, yeah. I did a thing. Bit of behind the scenes stuff. Look, I mean, you and I do this radio show and I love this job so much. It's obviously my first love is radio, but I've always had this dream of one day doing at least one stand-up show. Yeah. Just one go at it.

Yeah. Just bucket list kind of stuff. And I reckon it's one of the single most terrifying things to me ever. Like I love comedy so much and I always go to the comedy club. And every time I go there, I'm like, oh, I just can't understand how these people are so good and how they can do it. And last night, I bloody got up on that stage and I gave it a go. Yeah. For two years I've been like writing jokes and like preparing myself and it's taken me

two years to finally tackle my fear of, because I don't really like public speaking. I know that sounds so ridiculous, but doing radio to public speaking is very different. It is different. No one can, like we can say whatever we want. No one can reply. Well, yeah, exactly different. No one can, like, we can say whatever we want. No one can reply. Well, yeah, exactly right. No one can heckle you on the radio, except maybe our producers, but they choose not to.

And on the text machine sometimes occasionally we get a few. Yeah. But, I mean, stand-up I think is one of the hardest things in the world to do because you literally, if your joke doesn't go well, people are going to let you know about it. By all accounts, you absolutely smashed it last night. I wanted to be there.

Hashtag dad life means I can't go anywhere at the moment. But Producer Ben, Producer Ali, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, they were all there and they said you absolutely smashed it. I had a really great supportive crew and I just wanted to say thank you to the producers for coming because I know it gets quite late, especially on a Monday night. But, yeah, I had a really great supportive crew and I just wanted to say thank you to the producers for coming because I know it gets quite late especially on a Monday night. But yeah, I had a really great supportive crew. I had the whole thing recorded

so I got producer Ellie to make sure she got the audio from the whole set. Of course, you did. Unfortunately and maybe this was a tactic from you, not a single joke is appropriate for the radio, shall we say?

Is that how we're phrasing it? Nothing would meet the chief censor's level of appropriateness for the radio. God, I thought I cleaned it up last night, to be honest. Except your intro. So apparently we can play the moment that you came out on stage last night.

How much have we got here? 30 seconds. 30 seconds. We can all play and there are still some beeps in there. Okay. So this is what you're in for if you go to a Are you going to be doing this again? Yeah, I think I'm going to give it another go.

If you go to a Brie Thomasel stand-up show, this is what you're in for. Yeah, holy s***. This was a bad idea. F*** me. No, I did take measures because obviously I knew I'd be s*** my pants, so I did go to Nando's before the show, so now I don't know if I'm going to mentally s*** my pants

or actually physically s*** my pants. My name is Bree and I'm about to turn 25, and by that I mean I'm nearly 30. Yes, thank you. And that is the bit that we deemed radio appropriate. Yeah, the rest is too dirty. Exciting. It's terrifying stuff.

I don't think I could do it. You don't reckon? Nah, nah. It's too intimate. Like, it's too intimate. Like, I feel like getting up on stage at like Spark Arena would be easier than standing up in front of a room of 15 people who are like right there.

Yeah, I'd say so too because it's a very intimate room at a comedy club and it was so weird. I was so incredibly nervous. And then as soon as I hit the stage, I kind of just forgot about all that, or it was the five or six beers I had. Yeah, maybe that too. That too. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

Producer Ellie's here. It must be time for the Insta Fame Game. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. This is where we go head to head, you and I, Brie,

and try and guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram. Yes, it's a very superfluous game. Oh, it's totally, yeah, it's very pointless, but we enjoy playing it. Do we have a score for the year, Ellie? Do we know what the scores are? Yeah, I'd love to know the score. Yeah, Bree, you would love to know this because it's 20 to 12. Oh!

That's to Bree. I am roasting you this year. So I can't come back? No, I don't think you can, Clint. Do you want to play double or nothing? Yeah, go on. So we'll make this game for five points. Five?

No. This game is for two points. Hang on, hang on, go on. So we'll make this game for five points. Five? No. This game is for two points. You're not getting away with that. Hang on, hang on, hang on. If it's for five points, if you win, there's no way I can come back. If I get five points, it would make it what? 17? 20, yeah.

And then there's three games left for the year. It's up to you. You don't have to. I mean, I'm clearly way better at this game than you, so go on. Five points? I don't mind a bit. Oh, good. Now it's interesting.

Okay, five points. All right. Okay, your first one is Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay. How many followers does he have? Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. Now I really want to take this seriously. Yeah, you've really set yourself up here.

All right, for Gordon Ramsay, Clint, you've put 2.1 million. Bree, you've put 13 million. Gordon Ramsay has 7.6 million and that's smack bang in the middle and I'm really bad at maths and I'm going to need some help from Producer Ben.

Producer Ben! I'm all flustered. You're in. So it was 2.1. So I put 2.1. Yeah. And what's the answer? 7.6. So I put 2.1. Yeah. And what's the answer? 7.6.

Yeah. I think it might be Clint. So the difference for Clint is 5.5. Okay. And then for Bree at 13. So 7.6. 5.9. Damn it!

Oh my gosh, that was close. All right, one point to Clint. That was a lot closer than what I thought. Yeah. I was ready to just give that point to Bree. I nailed it. Okay, cool, yeah. All right, your next one is Pink.

The singer Pink. Okay. How many followers does she have? Any reason Pink? Has she done anything interesting at the moment? No, she did something and forgotten. Oh, yeah, cool. I'm going to say she went on the Ellen DeGeneres show again.

Yeah, that'll do, that'll do. All right, for Pink, Clint, you put $23 million. Bree, you put $17 million. Pink has $7.3 million, so that's a point to Bree. Ooh. Ooh. All right, your next one is J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez. J-Lo.

Oh, shit. J-Lo. Are you talking about the singer J-Lo? No, emphasis on the low. J-Lo. J-Lo. J-Lo. Oh, shit. J-Lo. Are you talking about the singer J-Lo? Emphasis on the low. J-Lo. J-Lo. J-Lo. Oh, shit.

All right. She's so hot, which has to count for a few million. Yep. All right, for J-Lo. Clint, you put 18 million. Brie, you put 21 million. Sure. J-Lo has 105, you put 18 million. Brie, you put 21 million. Sure. J-Lo has 105 million.

Oh, damn! Yeah, nice. It's another point to Brie since 2-1. I couldn't take it. 2-1 to Brie. And I could win. I'd argue we're both so far off on that one that no one should get a point. That has not been the rule.

All right. How many followers does Nicole Scherzinger have? Brie, the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls. You're giving me a freaking bone here, Ellie. Like, I'm trying to get back in this. Ellie plays fair. Yeah. Yeah.

It's her fault you suck at the game. All right, for Nicole Scherzinger, Clint, you've put 5.8 million. Brie, you've put 16 million. She does do America's Got Talent. Nicole Scherzinger has 4.1. We are going to tie, Brie. We've made it to tie, Brie. This is exciting, isn't it?

Okay. Your final one. We saw them at Friday Jabs Live. How many followers do the Black Eyed Peas have? The Black Eyed Peas? The Black Eyed Peas? The Black Eyed Peas at BEP on Instagram. That's who we are,

that's who we be? Yes. Okay. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. I'm going to say the band Black Eyed Peas.

Alright. For the Black Eyed Peas. Alright. For the Black Eyed Peas, Clint, you've put 2.8 million. Brie, you've put 6.1 million. The Black Eyed Peas have 489,000. That's game time. Oh my God. That was a crap last one. No one's even running that account anymore since Fergie left.

Oh, no. It doesn't really matter because it's not like I'm going to not win the rest of the game. Exactly. So that makes the score 20-17 to Bree. Hang on, I'm just doing the math. How many weeks are there to go? Three.

I think there's three or two. Oh, damn it, I still can't win. Let me ask you this. Is honesty always the best policy? Now, don't answer. Let me tell you about this story first and then we'll discuss it. So there's a story doing the rounds and it's about a married couple. Let's call them Jane and Jake.

Okay. Just for, you know. What's their last name? No, we're not going to go last name. J-brahams. J-brahams. The J-brahams. They've been married for 20 years.

They were away on their 20th wedding anniversary and they'd had a few lemonades, a few champagnes, and they started getting into the conversation about sharing the most intimate secrets they've ever had. After 20 years of marriage? After 20 years of marriage, they got really, really honest with each other and they said, what is the biggest secret that you have kept from me in this marriage? Oh, what a can of worms.

I know, isn't it? Anyway, so Jake went first and he said that one time he got a lap dance at a bar in Japan, which Jane said, not a big deal. That's fine. I don't think much

of that. But obviously he's been holding on to it and feeling guilty about it all this time. Obviously, but she said... That's just a breakdown in communication. Yeah. Well, she said it was a long time ago. Not worried about it. Not that guilty about it all this time. Obviously. That's just a breakdown in communication. Yeah. Well, she said it was a long time ago. Not worried about it. Not that worried about it. But it's when she revealed a secret that she has been keeping from him for 15 years that the conversation went south.

Okay. So she said to him, look, the biggest secret that I've kept from you is that 15 years ago, so five years into their marriage, she had an affair. So she described it as they were both super busy with their jobs. They never saw each other. And she ended up getting into bed with one of her colleagues. So they had a bit of playtime one night and he came around the next day because she wanted to say that was a big mistake, like whatever.

Anyway, they ended up having more playtime. And this happened about three more times and she told her husband that. But then she said, you know, after that many times, so what, five times? She said, no, this is ridiculous. Ended it. Has never cheated again. Never looked back. Just those five times. Just those five times. But yeah, she's kept that from her husband for the last 15 years. Right. Whose idea was it to do the honesty game? I don't know.

Because if it was hers... I don't know. Okay, how's that gone down? Anyway, it hasn't gone down well. He is so upset and so angry that they've been sleeping in separate rooms for the past month and they have not spoken.

And she reckons the marriage is going to end. Right. So now you want to know is honesty the best policy? Yes. See, that's a tough one. And before this, they were perfectly happy. But were they? Well, that's what it says in the story.

How are we really supposed to know? The reason I say that is because Jake will now think that he was, but now he'll look at everything through, well, not roasting the glasses, through a different lens. He'll go, well, I thought I was happy but I was living a lie for 15 years. Yeah but just because she didn't tell him about that doesn't mean he wasn't happy. No I know.

Because maybe she did learn her lesson and that was it. Yeah but he probably feels like an idiot. He probably feels like he'd just feel like So you, so I'm asking if this was you in that situation, you would end a marriage over that?

Dunno. Because it was 15 years ago. Dunno, case by case. It'd be hard to trust the other person again for me. Like even if they told me that was the only thing and the only time that they'd lied. Yeah. I would still be like, well, if you've kept that secret from me.

That's the problem. That's the problem. It rocks the foundation. Yeah, and I'm very still be like, well, if you've kept that secret from me. That's the problem. That's the problem. It rocks the foundation. Yeah, and I'm very much someone like, you know, if you lie to me about something small, then I think what else have you lied to me about? I just want honesty. That's it.

And then, you know. 15 years. Yeah, it's a tough one. They say that big secrets like that, people believe they can be bad for your health because you're constantly... Oh, it's the guilt. The guilt of it

is constantly in the back of your mind and it can cause you actual physical health issues. Oh, I can't deal with the guilt. Because you're... Because that... Whether he stays or not,

eventually, like, she... She's done the right thing. She's done the right thing eventually by coming clean But has she? Because were they happy before? Oh right

Has she done the right thing? Like should she have just sucked it up And lived with it for the rest of her life? Like she's the one that did the wrong thing in the first place Should she just live with it? Because I mean they were on their 20th wedding anniversary in Paris Hell of a time Hell of a time to bring it up

I know Hell of a time to bring it up Not great is it? Like, wait one more week. Yeah, do it at home, not in Paris. You've gone 15 years. May as well wait another week. Let's just enjoy the anniversary and these drinks that we're having.

And then in a week's time go, hey, remember who you asked me about the big secret? And I said that I've been buying. It was that handbag that I bought. Yeah, yeah. I've been buying margarine instead of butter. Well, there's actually one other thing. Yeah. I slept with Graham five times in 1999.

Yeah. Anyway, we thought, you know, this is a tough one. And obviously that's a humongous secret to hold for 15 years. But we wanted to ask you guys on 0800DIALSATM, it doesn't have to be a relationship secret. Secret. It can be. Yeah.

But what is the secret that you've been keeping for a long time? Yeah. You might have let it out now. Yeah, you could have let it out already or you could still be keeping the secret. Yeah. And in that case, we'll keep you anonymous. Yeah, we can keep you anonymous.

Do you want to just say it to us? Like getting it off your chest could feel good. It could feel good. What's the secret that you've been keeping forever? Okay? Do you want to share that with us this afternoon? 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. ZM Spree and Clint.

The podcast. Strap in everyone because we're about to open up a can of secrets so to speak. We're talking about this couple that was married for 20 years and they were having their 20th wedding anniversary and they had a few champagnes and they started talking about secrets and the biggest secret that they've ever kept

from each other in their marriage. He said he went to, you know, have a lap dance one time. She said five years into their marriage, so 15 years ago, she had an affair. She wins. She wins the game of secrets. I mean, she said it was five times and then she realised what she'd done and it's never happened again.

We've gone deep into the conversation about whether she should have told him or not. And I don't want, we've got to get to these secrets. We've got to get to the calls. But there are so many different opinions. There's so many. We should, let's make that what we discuss on the intro of the podcast. Okay, cool. Because that is going to, there's so many perspectives. There's some really great perspectives too, yeah. Let's start with your secrets though. I think everybody wants to remain anonymous almost. So anonymous person number one,

good afternoon and welcome to the show. Hello. Hi, thank you. Anonymous, what is the secret that you've been keeping for a long time? I, about 10, 15 years ago, I stripped for a website, worldwide website. Okay. Yep. Yep. And who have you kept the secret from? Everyone. Really?

No one knows. So we are the first people. Except for the people that watched. Except for the people that watched. Yeah, yeah. Anybody ever recognise you from that website? No, it's based in America. Okay.

Oh, wow. So you did videos and stuff. Was it just like a one-time thing or was it your job for a bit? No, well, it wasn't my job. It was while I was studying. Yeah, okay. And it was probably for like five years. I'll ask you a couple of personal questions.

Do you have a partner? I'm married. You're married. And your partner doesn't know? Many years. I'll ask you a couple of personal questions. Do you have a partner? I'm married. You're married. And your partner doesn't know? Many years. Nope. Whoa. That's a big secret, Anonymous.

Do you think you'll ever tell him? No. No? It doesn't, I mean, you know, it's not a secret that really, you know, changes anything about their relationship. No, but people are funny. Yeah, people are a bit funny about that kind of stuff. Yeah, that's juicy.

Well, thank you for sharing with us. Great to call the show. We appreciate you calling. Let's go to anonymous person number two. Hello, anonymous. Hello. There he is. Yeah, you're anonymous this time.

G'day. Oh, sorry, I didn't know. Everybody's going under the same name. Yeah. We should have known fake names. All right, anonymous number two. What is the secret that you've kept for a long time? I was really good at IT, so I managed to fake my university results.

Anonymous. Whoa. Where were you when I needed you? Now, we won't ask too many questions because, I mean, I don't want to be... You're not a doctor, are you? No, definitely not. I thought about that. No.

You're a what, sorry? No, no, certainly not. Not a doctor. Okay. Yeah. So it's something where, I mean, it doesn't really matter that much, am I right? Wow, wow, yeah. Nah, definitely not, no.

You can't tell anyone, can you? Or you'll lose everything. Nah, not at this stage, definitely not, no. You can't tell anyone, can you? Or you'll lose everything. Nah, not at this stage, surely not. Anonymous, can I ask, you faked the results, so obviously you've got a lot of talents. Does it really affect your job now? Well, not anymore, no. You're like Mike from Soaps.

Not anymore, listen to him. Okay, I'm scared to ask too many questions about that one, but thank you for your call. I mean, we appreciate all the honesty. Which one do you want to go to last? Do you want to talk to Amy or Anonymous last? No, I want to talk to, we've got to go to two more. This is too good.

Let's go to the top one first. Okay, this person's also called Anonymous. Hello. Hello. Are you there? Anonymous, tell us what is the secret you've been keeping for ages? I hooked up with one of my teammates while I was competing overseas when I was drunk and I haven't told my boyfriend.

Okay, wait a second. So when you say teammates, what kind of team, like a sporting team? Yeah, a sporting team. And was this a mixed team or did you hook up with another girl? No, mixed team. Okay, right. So you hook up with another girl? No, mixed team. Okay, right. So you hooked up with another boy overseas? Yes.

And how long have you kept that secret? About a year. Is the guilt getting you? Sort of, but I've kind of like got to this point where I feel like I wouldn't want to know because that's all I would think about. Or is that just what you tell yourself, right? God, it's so complicated. Is there anything ongoing? Was it one kiss and done or is there any ongoing feelings? Was it more than a kiss? No, no ongoing feelings. It was just a super drunk night.

And just a kiss? Yeah, just a kiss. I don't envy you. You're in a tough position. But it could be worse. You know? Yeah. All right, that's anonymous. Nobody we're going to identify.

That's theirs to deal with. And this person has a name. Amy. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. What's your secret that you've been keeping

or you did keep for a long time? So I've been married for seven years and nobody knows. Whoa. What? How? Of course, apart from the person I did marry. I hope they know. Why doesn't anyone know?

It was just kind of my ex was Indian, so it was a cheeky little trying to get the old immigration thing, sort of. Yeah, no. What? I just haven't really told anyone. So are you with the person that you're married to? Are you guys a couple?

No, I've got another partner since. So we split up pretty soon after. Wait, so you, wait, let me get this right. You married someone and you were together at the time? Yes, yeah. But you married like pretty soon so they could get residency? Yes. Yeah, and then you broke up?

Yeah, and I've got a new partner that I've been with for five years now. But what did you tell the immigration department? Basically just sent them a whole lot of pictures and stuff and the marriage certificate and letters from friends and everything. That's fine. I don't care too much about the immigration department. What have you told your new boyfriend? No, I just was straight up with him,

and he was surprisingly cool about it. Oh, he knows. Yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, I've done that a couple of times. Here's a question for you. You've been together five years. Say you guys get married. Will your husband be invited to your next wedding?

Sure, why not? Yeah, he'll be the best man. Why not? This is the thing, and this is what a conversation like this does, especially if people can remain anonymous, you've got no idea what secrets people are living with. You've got no idea what's going on at somebody's house behind closed doors.

Can I say I really appreciate all those people that just called up and actually had the courage to tell us those secrets, because it's not easy, and sometimes it does feel good to, you know, just get it off your chest. You know, it does. And, yeah, that was very interesting. Did you want to end on that text?

Oh, yes. I've got to read out this one text. Just because this is juicy. And then we'll go on to Birthday Banger. Hold on, wait. There's so many texts that have come through. I've got to find it. Here we go.

We're going to end on this one. Secrets that you've kept for a long time. Someone sent through this text. It said, my dad sent me a text that was supposed to go to the guy he was secretly having an affair with. Neither of us have ever spoken about it. Whoa. That'll do it. I mean, how awkward is that conversation? Well, if you know that he knows and he knows that you know.

Yeah. Let's talk about it. Just have the fight. I mean, what's there to talk about? Let's play Birthday Banger. Alright, we're going to figure out what was top of the charts on these three people's 16th birthdays, and then we'll pick the best one to play.

Cue to Chloe. Hi, Chloe. Hi. What's your birthday, Chloe? The 2nd of the 9th, 1997. All right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 2nd of September, and back in 2013, this was number one. And we're going to let it burn, burn, burn, burn. We're going to let it burn, burn, burn, burn., this was number one.

E. Lee Goulding. At the peak of her powers. Burn. Yeah, not bad. What a show. I love this part. We just want to be right now. Right, right, right, right now.

Oh, so good. Okay, that's a good birthday banger. Let's see what else is in the pipeline. Hi, Louise. Hi, Louise. Hi. What's your birthday, Louise in the pipeline. Hi, Louise. Hi, Louise. Hi. What's your birthday, Louise? 25th of April, 92.

All right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 25th of April. And back in 2008, this went to number one. I touched my body on the floor. I swam around, came across the moon. This is a big dance. Damn. Damn, girl. Mariah Carey, this was like her big comeback, too. Wasn't it?up, buddy. Damn. Damn, girl. Mariah Carey. This was like her big comeback, too.

Wasn't it? I love it. Around the same time she put out that diss track to Eminem. Yep. Why are you so obsessed with me? Both great songs. Do you like Mariah, Louise? I love Mariah.

Who doesn't? Well, she is your birthday banger. She's great. Let's get one more on for Carmen. Hey, Carmen. Hi, Carmen. Hi, how's it birthday banger. She's great. Let's get one more on for Carmen. Hey, Carmen. Hi, Carmen. Hey, how's it going? Good.

A little birdie told me it's your birthday today. It is my birthday today. Well, happy birthday from us. Thank you. Are you having a good one so far? Yeah, no, it's really good. Well, hopefully birthday banger. You guys are great too, by the way.

Oh, thanks, Carmen. That's so nice of you. Hopefully birthday banger will top it are great too, by the way. Oh, thanks, Carmen. That's so nice of you. Hopefully, birthday banger will top it off for you this afternoon. Yes. All right, you need to give us the year, and then we'll figure out what your birthday banger is. Okay, so yeah, 26-11-68. All right, Carmen, you were 16 in 1984 on the 26th of November,

and this is your birthday banger. Wake me up before you go, go. Don't leave me hanging. 1984 on the 26th of November. And this is your birthday banger. Oh, Carmen. George and the boys. Wake me up. You get wham. That's a happy birthday banger, isn't it? It is, yeah.

Do you like that, Carmen? Yeah, that's a good one. Thank you. Do you remember that time Carmen? Yeah, that's a good one. Thank you. Do you remember that time our CEO walked through the studio with two mojitos in each hand? Yes. And we had that song come up for birthday banger and he goes, play wham! I felt like I was watching the sequel to Zoolander.

I think that's what we should play for birthday banger. Do you agree? Wake me up for Carmen's birthday today. Carmen, you win birthday banger. Congratulations. Thanks, guys. Have a great day, Carmen. Bree and. Carmen, you win birthday banger. Congratulations. Thanks, guys. Have a great day, Carmen. Bree and Clint.

Here you go. See you. And to the party and to my brain It goes to bang, bang, bang Till my feet do the same But something's bugging me Something ain't right My best friend told me what to do Last night left me sleeping in my bed I was dreaming but I should have been Will you understand?

Wake me up before you go, go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go, go I don't wanna me hanging on like a yo-yo wake me up before you go go i don't want to miss wake me up before you go go because i'm not planning on going solo wake me up before you go take me dancing tonight i want to hit that high, yeah, yeah You put the great skies out of my way You make the sunshine brighter than Doris Day

Turn the bright spark into a flame My beats per minute have never been the same Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool It makes me crazy when you act so cruel Come on baby, let's not fight We'll go dancing, everything will be alright Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo

Wake me up before you go-go I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high. Wake me up before you go, go. Cause I'm not planning on going solo. Wake me up before you go, go. Take me dancing tonight. I want to hit that high. Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby Cutting up, baby, moving tight We'll go dancing tomorrow night It's cold out there but it's warm in bed They can dance, we'll stay home instead Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go

I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go Cause I'm not planning on going solo Wake me up before you go-go I'll take me dancing tonight Wake me up before you go, go, go. Take me dancing tonight. Wake me up before you go, go. Don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a yo-yo, yo-yo. Take me dancing.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. Ziddy and Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Wham! The late, great George Michael. Wake me up before you go-go. That's a good, fun birthday banger, yeah? If that doesn't get you home for a Tuesday, not much else will. Right?

Right? Right? Right? Oh, he had some bangers, didn't he? Yeah. George Michael deep dive. There's really good stuff in there. He's got some really good stuff in the back catalogue.

Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. I promised you a bad first date story, and I appreciate when people do this. You guys who listen to the show, we're always after new content and different perspectives on things. So if you ever have a good story a good yarn send it through um and that's exactly what a guy called chris did he uh inboxed me on instagram uh and he said hey brie i've got a ripping first date story for you do you want to

hear it yeah i said of course bring it on let's. He then proceeded to write this message to me. So I've been talking to this woman for some time, lots of chats on the phone, and we'd eventually decided to meet up for dinner. I cook quite a lot, so she was going to come to mine for dinner. She called to say she was going to pick up some wine on her way and she'd be about 20 minutes. An hour later, still not here and I got worried. So I called her. She said she'd had an accident but was on her way and wouldn't be long. I checked that she was okay and she said she was. She arrived at mine a little bit later on wearing very odd clothing. She asked me if I minded if she had a shower straight away when she got to my place. I said, no worries.

So turns out whilst buying wine, she had shit her pants, bagged her clothes up. Oh. Had a shower at my place and then asked me if she could use my washing machine to wash her clothing. We had dinner still and she grabbed her clothes on the way out. I declined the second date. I have so many questions. First question, why did she shit herself? No, no, the first question is, that's not the first question,

the first question is why did she still go? That was going to be my third question. My second question was going to be whose clothes was she wearing? So she's bagged up her own clothes. Probably random stuff she had in the car. All girls have that kind of stuff. Why would you turn up? You wouldn't turn up. Just say, hey, death in the family.

I've got to rain check this one. Sorry, girl. Well, she wasn't lying. She said she'd had an accident. I was picturing a car accident. Turns out it wasn't that type of accident. What's worse, to have that accident on your way to a date or to have that accident during the date?

On the way to the date because then you just don't turn up. So that's better, not worse. I think that's better, yeah. Worse if you're on the date. Are you 100% sure this guy's telling the truth? Well, I said to him afterwards, I said, come on. I was like, surely. Have a second date.

This woman sounds like she's going to give you stories for life. She deserves a second date if she is still turning up. After what she's been through, she deserves a second date. Honestly, though, who asked to wash their shitty pants in your washing machine? Come on. What are you doing? Maybe she was desperate. Desperate people do desperate things.

What? You were so in need of your clothes right then I don't know I have never been in this situation I don't know what I would do I don't know what I would do No actually you know what I would do I would throw my clothes in the bin I would throw them straight in the bin I can't think of an item of clothing that I prize so much

That I would carry it with me Soiled to a stranger's house for a date. Not worth it. And then put it through a wash cycle. Yeah, get rid of it. It's worth chucking out. That was a good story. Thank you for sending that through.

No worries. Yeah, thank you, Scott, I believe his name was, for sending that through. There's a story out of Deutschland, Germany today, about a jewellery heist remember yesterday we talked about Iggy Azalea getting robbed

her and what's her rapper boyfriend's name what's his playboy Cardi got robbed half a million dollars of jewellery

stolen from their house this jewellery robbery that has happened overnight makes that look like absolutely nothing how much 1.7 billion dollars of jewellery robbery that has happened overnight makes that look like absolutely nothing. $1.7 billion of jewellery have been taken from the Grün...

What was it? A diamond gold encrusted elephant? What was it? Three diamond jewellery sets. That's it. Three sets. What do you mean? Three sets of what?

Was it a full bodysuit? I think it's just like... Have you seen Ocean's... Eight. The Rihanna one? Was it a full bodysuit? I think it's just like, have you seen Ocean's? Eight. The Rihanna one? It's Ocean's Eight. Eleven? Eight.

You sound ignorant. You should watch the women's one. It's good. I've watched it. Excuse me. I've watched exclusively the women's one. Okay. What number is it?

I don't know. I don't know. But it's the only one I've watched. Is it? Yes, so suck on that. This story, back to this one, this reads like that movie. So the reason they were able to rob the Grun Gububu is because there was a fire at an electrical distribution point nearby,

which the thieves may have caused, we don't know. That knocked out power to the vault. The thieves then climbed in over a fence, smashed through a window, opened the vault because the security system was disabled, because the power had gone out, and they made off with $1.7 billion worth of diamonds. This sounds like the budget low-rent version of Ocean's 8. $1.7 billion?

No, I'm saying it's incredible, but I'm saying how they got it. Oh, yeah, it's not as slick as they've ever done. It's not very stealth, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Not very stealth at all. They're saying because the collection is so recognisable in... They'll never be able to sell it. ...in diamond circles.

Yeah, they can't sell it. So they're worried that they're going to break it all up and hock them off as individual diamonds. Well, if you'd really seen Ocean's 8, you'd know that's exactly what they did. I know. I have seen Ocean's 8. It's the only one I've seen. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Look, if you haven't seen it on the internet yet, Elon Musk, who obviously owns Tesla, he's the one that created it. He's a multi, multi, multi billionaire. Yeah. Very rich man. He made SpaceX as well. Yeah. He's done a that created it. He's a multi, multi, multi-billionaire. Yeah. Very rich man. He made SpaceX as well. Yeah, he's done a lot of stuff. He's got rockets.

But he's, I mean, Tesla's one of the biggest things he's known for. Yeah. And he launched the brand new Tesla truck. Cybertruck. I believe, yeah, the Cybertruck. Which, if I was to describe what it looks like, it looks like, you remember the real early versions of, like, The Sims? Or, like, remember that Simpsons game where you used to drive around Springfield?

Yeah. Real old-school computer games where they didn't know how to make rounded corners on any of the things? I reckon it looks like a mix of the thing they sent to Mars. The Mars rover? Yes, a mix between that and and what was I going to say? I can't remember. It's just, it's so, it's so like gruesomely sharp.

Very sharp. Very. Yeah. And a mix between, yeah, sorry, I remember now the Mars thing and the, one of the Batmobiles, the futuristic ones. Oh yeah. One of the more recent ones. Yeah.

You know, that kind of. The Christian Bale Batmobile. Army tank style thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's ugly as hell. Anyway. I. One of the more recent ones. Yeah. You know, that kind of. The Christian Bale Batmobile. Army tank style thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's ugly as hell. Anyway, that's. I've tried to get into it too. Yeah.

I'm like, well, if that's what the future of cars look like, I need to get with the times. But they launched it and that's not the biggest worry that Elon Musk has had. Yeah. Because he got his chief design manager of Tesla. his name is Franz von Holzenholzen, and he asked him on stage at the launch to test the unbreakable glass on the Cybertruck. Anyway, it broke. We've got some audio of it here.

Sure? Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, maybe that was a little too hard. Let's try the other one. Try the other one? Really? Okay.

Oh, man. It didn't go through. Yeah, both of them broke. It was meant to be bulletproof glass, and that was a guy throwing a ball bearing into them, and both of them broke. I love Elon Musk at the end. You can hear him, and he goes, oh.

Oh, it didn't break. No, he goes, oh, well, it didn't go through. Yeah. Definitely broke. Anyway, the craziest thing that has come from that is how much Elon Musk, how much his net worth has fallen. How much? From that.

Because he's important for the future of the planet, I think. He's the one building gigafactories. He's the one leading the charge on electric vehicles, solar-powered houses, that sort of stuff. What's happened to his fortune? So after that Cybertruck fail, after just one day, Elon Musk's net worth has fallen by $768 million. Oh, yeah.

But, I mean, he does have $23.6 billion, so I think he'll be fine. I believe the truck window breaking was meant to happen. No, it wasn't. I think it's a publicity stunt. Because people are talking about the truck. There are new cars launched every day, but this one got it memeable.

It got news stories. So I think he's a smart man. Like you wouldn't have tested those windows before you went on stage. Are you saying any publicity is good publicity? That's exactly what I'm saying. But there is a video of them testing it before it went out. Oh, and it didn't break? And it didn't break.

Right. So those videos have been released. Then I blame Franz van Wolfenholm. For throwing it too bloody hard.