ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 27th 2019

Episode Date: November 27, 2019

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Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast Usually what our podcast intros are stuff that we probably couldn't normally talk about on the show Not always, but sometimes Sometimes, good space for that Have you got one of those? Yeah, I've got one of those Well, yeah, I'm going to read out, I got sent an email

Just what you do Yes Does it need an adults only warning? Yeah, probably Because we could get in ahead of time and we could just do it now. Adults only warning. Skip ahead three minutes, four minutes to be safe. Four minutes.

Yeah, cool. Because, yeah, this is not for younger ears. This is the email, producers, you can weigh in on this, that I received from a guy called Peter. He said, hi, Bree. I own happy towels. Now, don't judge me, but they are an after sex towel that I'm selling on eBay at the moment.

They are great quality and not crap. And come in a gift box. Was thinking they would be great for a gag on your mum. Well that could... What? No, I think he meant like a joke. But then like reading that it sounds like something else. Gag on your mum.

Gag your mum. No, but also, why does he think that's appropriate for your mother? Just search happy towels on eBay to check them out. So I've done that. Do you guys want to see them? Yeah. So it's pretty much a towel that's got love hearts on it. Oh, okay.

Can you see that, Ellie? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. So what specifically makes it different to a regular towel? What makes this a specifically intercourse-based towel? I think because it's marked, you know the ones that it's been on. Yeah, gotcha. You know, because you don't want to spread it across all your towels. Imagine it just ends up in the linen cupboard, and then you've got a guest over, and they're like, I just grabbed a towel, I hope you don't want to spread it across all your towels. Imagine it just ends up in the linen cupboard and then you've got a guest over

and they're like, I just grabbed a towel, I hope you don't mind, and they come out in the happy towel. Happy towel's the wrong name for it, by the way. I don't think it should be a happy towel. Yeah, no. What other names would you give it? I mean, he's probably loving this plug right now. Happy towels on eBay.

You could call it Eileen. Eileen, yes. Yeah, love it if you know you know if you know you know yeah yeah um what else could you call it um um does it need a name i just feel like there's some elements of our life that we don't need to yeah like this is a shameful area. Like you finish the fun and then this is all in the post-match where you're like, just get sorted. Yeah, who's using a towel?

Is it more like a sock? Or a tarp? A sock? A sock? I had boyfriends that used to use a sock. Actually, hang on, sorry. It depends whether you think the happy towel is for one Or the happy towel is for two

Wait what's one That's what the sock Could be for wasn't it The sock is for one person I don't want to go too deep into this by the way So sock One person I think Ellie and I are on the same page

No I actually thought that the sock was for one person. Yeah. How do you use a sock with two people? Yeah. Maybe it was for the one person situation. And then the towel works for one, but I imagined more of it as a two-person towel situation. But a sock also works for a two-person situation.

Anything in a crisis will do, I guess. You know what I mean? You're using that pillow? Quick! Wastepaper basket. Oh, no, there's holes in that. That's my wedding dress. Oh, 800 dials at M.

What did the stuff get on? Thank God we put a warning on this. I'm going to go back to the name of the towel. the towel If it's for two, yeah, happy towel, sure If it's for one, that's a sadness towel Yeah, that's a lonely towel It's a lonely towel Anyway, are you going to do the deal with them? Are you going to get a couple of towels?

For your mum for Christmas? I think I'm going to pass on the happy towels Can you imagine my mum? She'd be like, what's this? To quote your mother, she's old. She's not dead. I just don't want to explain what it is to her. I think I'm going to pass on it.

Yes, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm going to pass on that. But thank you, Peter. I appreciate the inbox. If you're listening and you have any product, email it to Bree because she will endorse it. On my Instagram. Yes. Marlette to Brie because she will endorse it On my Instagram Here's today's podcast everybody, which I don't want to

big note it too much, but there's a world record attempt Oh yes Don't, don't, don't Let the suspense live, okay Let the suspense live Hi everybody, good afternoon Let's go, go, go Now let me see you dance Zidane's Brie and Clint Hi everybody, good afternoon and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Hi Brie.

Hello guys. You nervous? Yeah, I'm pretty nervous. Some, you know, athletes like myself get nervous for these big events and I'm sure you're nervous as my coach that we want to achieve, you know, what we came here for today. I'm not nervous because I know you can do it. Today, Brie is going to break a world record.

Notice I didn't say attempt. I said Brie is going to break a world record. I'm going to smash it. Do you want to say – it's quite a way away. It's still two hours away. Do you want to say what it is? Yeah, we can say what it is because then you can – Just say it.

And those who know, know. I'm going to attempt the longest Gleek world record. And if you don't know what Gleeking is... It's not that weird singing show that was around in the 2000s with Michelle... What's her name on it?

Yeah, no. It's not that show. It's not that. Gleeking. Very quick rundown. It's where saliva comes out of two small glands underneath your tongue. But it's not spitting. It's not spitting, it's gleeking. Anyway, five o'clock today. Yeah.

World records will tumble as Brie attempts the world's longest gleek. Damn it, I just used the attempt word again. Don't use attempt. When Brie completes the longest gleek. We get paid for this. Yeah, we do get paid for this. Do we get paid this Friday? I don't know. No, I think it's next Friday. Anyway, there's a lawsuit pending for someone

who lives in Geraldine. If you're in the South Island, this will be an interesting story. You may have driven past this location. We'll tell you about this soon, but a very big corporation, in fact, one of the biggest food companies in the entire world is coming for the little guy

in Geraldine and I think they've kind of got a point. Nah, I don't see the resemblance at all. Nah. We'll bring you up with a date on that soon.

Up next though, if you haven't seen the new Uber Eats Australia ad where Sharon Strezlecki teams up with Kim Kardashian, then you're living under a rock. Everyone is talking about it and I've seen the new Uber Eats Australia ad where Sharon Strezlecki teams up with Kim Kardashian. Then you're living under a rock. Everyone is talking about it. And I've got the details on it next.

How much Kim K got paid? Were they in the same room together? I've got all those details. How much she got paid in Uber Eats credit? Yes. Yeah. Oh, this is my dream. Yeah.

Good. I'm keen to know. Here's Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes on ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. If you've been living under a rock, you probably haven't heard about what people are calling a piece of art. And it's the Uber Eats Australia ad where Sharon Strezlecki has teamed up with Kim Kardashian.

Now, Sharon Strezlecki, of course, is... Is Magda Zabanski. Yes. The famous character from Kath & Kim. And the ad is absolutely brilliant. When I saw it, I wasn't expecting Kim to be in it. I thought it was going to be the actual Kim from Kath & Kim. But obviously the first question that sprung to my mind

and probably a lot of people's minds was how much did that cost? Yeah, how much does it cost to get Kim Kardashian on your app? Like I'm sure Meg DeZevanski ain't cheap, but Kim Kardashian is like top shelf, right, when it comes to getting someone for an ad. I've done a bit of research on how much it would have cost to get Kimmy K. And look, I mean, her Instagram posts generate massive amounts of dollars. Like, she's got 152 million followers-ish.

And to get a post on her feed, she can charge anywhere from between US $300,000 to US $500,000, half a million dollars, to even certain posts she can charge US $1 million. Yeah, that's crazy money. So based on those numbers and based on what the campaign that she did with Uber Eats Australia, how much time she would have spent there, that it's an actual advertisement, all that kind of stuff. Apparently the partnership at minimum likely would have cost Uber Eats Australia

about US $2 million. Oh, whoa. I thought $1 million. $2 million. Yeah, well, you think about it. She's charging a million dollars for a post on her Instagram. Yeah. It's just, yeah, wow.

I think it's worth every penny. You say that until they put the cost of your Uber Eats delivery fee up. And if they increase that cost, I go, well, did it need to go up? Would it have gone up if you hadn't given Kim Kardashian $2 million? I know it's not a democratic process. i know it's not a government agency but if you're spending two million dollars on kim kardashian huck me some free food give me a free delivery coupon i think they're doing all right because uber australia uh grossed a profit of 785 million dollars last year this is my point again feed the backs backs. You know, hook us up. But the other question I asked when I watched that ad,

and I think a lot of people would be thinking it, were they in the same room? Were they filming together? Magda and Kim. Magda, Zabansky and Kim Kardashian. Well, you never see them touch. You don't. And it is very, I mean, one shot, next shot.

You know, it's Magda's shot and then Kim's shot. Yeah. So I did some research on that as well. They filmed in the same room at different times. Oh. So they never actually met in person. Well, they've done a good job to have chemistry if neither of them were actually.

Oh, you don't really think that they're not. That's the depressing bit when you realise a lot of these collaborations that you hear, musically. They never even met each other. Half of them have never even met each other. They're singing about heartbreak. Yeah, and it's always the artist coming up who pays to have a more successful artist on their

track. That fee doesn't include a meet and greet. Are you saying that Drax Project did not meet Hayley Steinfeld? I would never say that about Are you saying that Drax Project did not meet Hayley Steinfeld? I would never say that about Drax Project. Drax Project is a different story. Hayley Steinfeld should be paying to meet Drax Project, if anything.

Excuse me. Wow, that's interesting. It's a good ad. You should Google it if you haven't seen it. It's very, very funny. Very good. Doesn't make you hungry, though. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Next story is a South Island story. Just ask our South Island correspondent, producer Ben from Christchurch. Ben, where's Geraldine? It's confirmed for us. It's just sort of just inland from Timaru. It's about 150-ish k's from Christchurch. South of Christchurch, isn't it?

Yeah, beautiful, beautiful place. Love the South Island. Gotcha, love the South Island, love Geraldine. Bree, there is a lawsuit headed towards Geraldine on behalf of one of the biggest companies in the world. That company is the McDonald's Corporation. Yeah, you don't want to mess with McDonald's. You don't F with Ronald.

No. That's what they say. That is someone you steer clear of, that's for sure. He's got big feet and he'll step on your toes if you step out of line. And that's exactly what he's doing with a kebab shop in Geraldine by the name of Kebab World. Great name for a kebab shop. Yeah, great name for a kebab shop.

Kebab World in Geraldine has not opened yet. It's coming soon. I don't see any problems with the name Kebab World. No, no infringing at all. I mean, might have a bit of an issue with New World. No, I don't think New World do kebabs. Yeah, true. So they might be safe there. I think these are

different categories. Kebab World have a white logo on a red background, above which they have a golden W for world. That's the bit they've chosen to highlight. Right, right, yep.

Now, some people say that the W they've used kind of looks like an inverted version of the golden arches, but I've showed you, and I mean, that's open to interpretation, right? No, it 100% is exactly the same as the McDonald's. But it's upside down. They've changed it. Like no one driving down the road is going to go, oh, I might get some upside down McDonald's. They're going to see that and they're going to go. I don't think when you use the same colours,

the exact same font, that it looks all that different just because you've turned it upside down. But they've done their own thing. They've changed it is what I'm saying. And also imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. So maybe McDonald's should be sending a thank you letter to Kebab World.

Because when I see the golden W, I think Kebab. That's just what comes to mind. Is that what you honestly think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see that sign and it's just brand recognition. And I think Kebab World have done quite a good job in Geraldine. However, McDonald's have issued a cease and desist and they

have said that the sign needs to be not just removed but destroyed. It can't exist. To which the kebab store owner has admitted he can kind of see the similarities. He can? He should have

used the W from Countdown. It would have worked perfectly. Sorry, a little computer freeze going on, but we should be live with Dean McCarthy in Hollywood now. Dean McCarthy, you were live at the AMAs the other day and you saw everything that went down with Selena Gomez. She's come out and spoke about why she reckons her performance was a little bit off. Yeah, here's the thing. If you watched it, you would have noticed it lacked a little bit of lacklustre, I guess you could say.

I felt like she just, it was lacking energy. I didn't think it was bad. I just thought that it was kind of like, you know, a bit energy lacking. Turns out that she was very, very anxious before that performance. In fact, she almost had a panic attack. She was so nervous and was going to pull out, but didn't decide to push on through. People forget, though, like these stars get nervous.

Like Adele says, performing is one of the scariest things you can do. Sam Smith pulled out of the Billboard Music Awards recently because of nerves. Zayn Malik has huge issues with performing live. And hello, in front of 25 million people watching at home, I think it's kind of fair and natural that someone's going to be nervous. So you know what? Fair, it's all good. It's all good.

Hearing that, Dean, I mean, I'm someone who I relate to that so much. And honestly, there's nothing you can do if you are suffering from nerves or anxiety. There is nothing you can do to really pull yourself out of it before a performance. What if someone comes over and slaps you on the back and says, just relax? Yeah, that helps. We've actually got a clip of Selena Gomez from the AMAs the other day. This is the performance. You decide whether it was that bad. We'd always go into the blinds.

I needed to lose you to find me. This dancer was killing me so. I needed to hate you to love me. I mean, it's all right. I don't think it's that bad at all. I think it sounds live. It's quite a boring song anyway. It is quite a slow song, but it sounds live

and it sounds like there's emotion in it and that's all you want, right? I guess this is better than what it used to be. So you talk about these stars like Sam Smith and Adele that are going through these anxiety issues and talking about it now. It's not a new phenomenon. It's just back in the day

when these artists had to go on and perform, they just did heaps of alcohol and drugs and then burnt out eventually. Same, same. So if artists are just doing things like pulling out of the

Billboard Awards and actually talking about what they're going through, then that's progress, I reckon. It actually is and I think it's an important thing because we look at these people

as untouchable and like they don't go through the same things that everyday people like us go through but they do. Yeah, right. That is the latest out of Hollywood with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy and like they don't go through the same things that everyday people like us go through, but they do. Yeah, right.

That is the latest out of Hollywood with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Amplified Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Hey, well, you know what the term FOMO means, right? F-O-M-O. Of course, fear of missing out.

Yeah, and you're familiar with JOMO as well, the one we had recently. Joy of missing out. That's joy of missing out, people who like to stay in. Becoming more popular. Yeah, then there's FOM familiar with JOMO as well, the one we had recently. Joy of Missing Out. That's Joy of Missing Out, people who like to stay in. Becoming more popular. Yeah, then there's FOMO, JOMO, HOMO as well, which is Happiness Opens More Opportunities.

That's another one. I don't know if I'd say that. There's a new one out, which I think you might have, a new acronym. Okay. It's called FOBO. Right. No, I got that checked. I don't have that anymore. No, I think It's called FOBO. Right. No, I got that checked. I don't have that anymore.

No, I think you might have FOBO. What is it? FOBO is fear of better offers. Okay. So it's people who can't commit to something that's right in front of them in the moment because they think, oh, there might be something better coming along later.

And I just think that you may have elements of FOBO about your personality breed. So I've devised a small test. Well, I'm not very decisive, so that could be mistaken for that. But I think indecisiveness is a trait of people who have FOBO, fear of better offers. So just a quick test. Do you want to take the FOBO test? And I've personalised this one just for you. Yep. So it's three questions and we'll know by the end of it if you've got FOBO or not. And they're all scenarios. I want

you to imagine yourself in all these scenarios. Scenario one, Bree, you open your Netflix app and straight away Netflix in its infinite wisdom, using the algorithm that it has and all the data that it's collected of new over the last, what, four years, shows you exactly the program you should be watching. It comes up straight away. There's a trailer there and it plays you the trailer and it says, Bree, this is the show that's perfectly suited for you. Did you just watch it? I actually did last night.

Did you? Yeah. And it was a Christmas movie that had Vanessa Hudgens in it. And you just rolled with it? Yeah. Okay, that's good. I was tired though and I couldn't be bothered looking for anything else. That's a non-phobo reaction. Okay. And you just rolled with it. Yeah. Okay, that's good. I was tired though and I couldn't be bothered

looking for anything else. That's a non-phobo reaction. Okay. So that's good for you. Okay, second scenario. Bree, New Year's is rapidly approaching. Yes. Okay, we're coming up to that time of year

and so far you have no plans. Is that correct? That's correct. Okay. You've been offered a camping trip, road trip with producer Ben. Okay. Seven days in the bush.

That sounds horrific. Just the two of you no cell phone coverage getting back to nature he calls it wilderness adventuring is how he described it uh and it's your new year's sorted do you just go is this hypothetical yeah it's hypothetical yeah of course love it do you honestly? No, because I don't like camping. No, why? Are you worried that there's going to be a better offer come along? No, I just don't like camping. Sorry, that's a FOBO response with an excuse tagged on the end. Okay, so you're one and one.

All right, here's the final scenario to determine whether you have FOBO. Bree. Yes. We've received an email from an interested party regarding the Venute. Okay. The vehicle you purchased earlier in the year. Is this hypothetical? Half van, half

ute. They're willing to pay you $2,000 cash this week. They'll pick it up this weekend and it's a done deal. You're not using it anymore and you're saving for a house at the moment yes

do you sell it? you can't put a price on love and a piece of Kiwiana no deal no deal no deal $2,000 cash no because I paid three for it

so you think you can get a better offer yes but this is the offer that's on the table now. You might not get an offer. No, because that other guy offered me 10. So you're not going to take this one? No, we're not going to take that. Fear of a better offer.

Yeah. You've got FOBO. Yeah. You're a FOBO. Because I'm logical. Call it what you want. That's FOBO, everybody. Fear of better offers.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to talk about this story where a girl has rescued what she thought was a little kitten. Cute. Which is very cute. Oh, side note, what about all those koalas that are getting rescued at the moment?

No, I actually can't talk about it because the main koala that was in that video has passed away, which is so horrible and I can't even, yeah. So I hope they're still saving as many as they can because it's absolutely devastating. But, yeah, this girl over in Argentina, she was actually two kittens. She discovered a pair of kittens whilst fishing and it was in like a cave kind of outdoor area.

Oh, yeah. Her and one of her friends, I think it was in like a cave kind of outdoor area oh yeah her and one of her friends i think it was anyway so they noticed that the mother was nowhere to be seen and that these two kittens were on their own um so they took the kittens home yeah um right thing to do don't know um anyway hard to know without being there. Well, yeah, exactly. Anyway, unfortunately, they did name the kittens. One was Danny and one was Tito, which sadly Tito passed away shortly after they took him home. But Danny, she went from strength to strength and she was getting bigger and they noticed that she looked quite strange.

And anyway, she ended up getting a leg injury, which was quite bad. Yeah. And at that point, they decided to take Danny to the vet and they took her into the vet and they found out she wasn't a cat, but she was a jaguar cub. Right, okay. Which is actually, and the real name for it was a jaguarundi cub, which is really similar to a puma.

Right. Oh, right, because it's in Argentina. Yes, it's found in North and South America. And if you see a picture of it, it looks like a puma. Yeah. But as a kitten, it probably looked quite... No, it still looked like a puma as well. No, it was a very big kitten.

Right, so you've just got a dumbass who thought they were taking... Well, I guess, yeah, it kind of looks like a cat. Well, it is a cat. That's what you're going to come back to. It is a cat. But as it starts demanding more and more food, as it starts to open its own can of friskies with its claw, you probably

start to go, oh, this cat is intense, isn't it? Anyway, the cat's injury or the jaguar's injury on its leg was quite bad and she didn't have enough money to pay for it. And really nice ending because a wilderness society took the cub in and it's now safe.

Cool that you can say that you had a jaguar or a puma as a pet, even just for a short amount of time. Yeah. Like I remember, I mean, not as cool as that story as a puma, but my next... Is that it there? Is that it? That's the cub there, yeah. That's a cat.

That looks like a cat. Without being able to see what size it is... That looks like a puma. No, it looks like an exotic cat. A very exotic cat. Okay, when you say puma, I start to see elements of puma. But if I'm looking at it through the lens of there's a cat over there, then I can see kitten.

Producers, do you see cat or do you see puma? Yeah, I probably could see it. It does look like a cat. It depends what you want to see. It's going to be a puma. It depends what you want to see. It looks like a very wild, large kitten. It's like a fast cat.

What do you think, Producer Ellie? It does look like a kitten. And I think in context, I would have been like, oh, a cute kitten. But when I look at it, it does look a little bit exotic. It looks like a bloody cheetah cross leopard. I just, very orange. Yeah, I believe it was a cat until someone said to me, you've got a puma.

And I go, now that you say that. Yeah, it does look like that. This is so common back home in Australia, can I say, because I've had next door neighbours. Adopt pumas. No, not pumas, but a dingo. So like one of my next-door neighbours, they found these puppies and they brought them up and everything

and then the vet eventually told them that they were three-quarters dingo. What's the difference between a dingo and a dog? A dingo is a wild dog. It's similar to like they're not like a dog. They've got a lot of differences. Are they more like wolves? They're more like, yeah, they're kind of like more like a wolf. They're like Australian, they're bogan wolves.

Yeah, but they look like a dog. Yeah. But a little bit different. They're a little bit skinnier, a little bit, they can be quite big too. And then the same next door neighbour one time we rolled around there and they just had a baby kangaroo jumping around the living room. Dope.

And that was very cute. That's nice. And kangaroos are very sweet. They're really nice if they're not the big ones. Yeah. Because they get quite aggressive. They've got claws, eh? Yeah, they've got big, especially their feet.

Yeah. But I think this might be needle in a haystack. But if we get someone that's got something awesome, it'll be a very good story. We want to know. Do you have a puma? Do you have a puma? No.

0800 dial ZM. Do you have a pet or have you had a pet in your home that is very unusual? Okay. So, like, I'm talking I don't want you to call up and say, oh, I had a lizard. Oh, bearded dragon? No, that doesn't count. I call up and say, oh, I had a lizard. Or a bearded dragon. No, that doesn't count. I'm not going to be impressed by that.

What else have you got? Axolotl, Mexican walking fish. No. You can buy those at the pet shop. You can. Okay. An owl. So it needs to be more than that.

An owl. Or like an exotic bird. This is not Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. A toucan. Okay. Yeah. Well, yeah. If you manage to get a toucan into New Zealand, please call us now.

Yeah, well, exactly. That's what we're asking for. I got it. Exotic pit. 0800 dial ZM. Yes. Or you can text us on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint.

The podcast. A girl over in Argentina found a couple of baby kittens or what she thought were baby kittens out in the wild that she thought got abandoned by their mum. She took them home and later found out they were jaguar kittens. Very similar to a puma. They cost a lot in cat food, jaguars. That's the issue.

Yeah, no, that's the only issue. Not the issue that they could rip out your insides. And they need a lot bigger tub to keep their kitty litter in, which I think are the main issues for keeping jaguars as pets. I'm not an expert, but I do have two cats of my own, so I feel like I can relate. Yeah, I think that's definitely the main issues, yeah. But we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

what is the unusual pet that you've had? Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi. Hannah, what have you had at home? At home, my brother bought him a possum once. Okay, and did you actually have it as a pet? Yeah, we kept it for about a year and I was young, but yeah, my brother just came home from an outing with his friends one night

and bought this possum home, so he found it homeless. And, yeah, I just... Did it domesticate? Like, did it become friendly enough to pet? It was definitely friendly, but didn't understand that it had really sharp claws, so, like, it would hide in the pot parts, and when we walked past, it would, like, jump on our heads

and would have scratches on our heads and stuff. It was pretty terrifying. Yeah, it's a shocking idea for a pet. Yeah. Okay, Hannah, is that the calibre of animal you're looking for? Yeah, I think we can go better, though. Anna's here. Hi, Anna.

Hi, Anna. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good. What have you had as a weird pet at home? It wasn't me. It was my husband, and he's probably going to be super gutted if I say this on radio, but I'm doing it anyway.

He grew up in country New South Wales in Australia. Yep. And they found a mum wallaroo who was unfortunately not alive. Oh, no. And they found, yeah, so they had a little wallaroo. Not in the pouch. In the pouch. Yep.

So they took the little one out and they took it home and he raised it for a few years and it had like a collar and they made a pouch for it. A wallaroo is like a grey kangaroo. Miniature kangaroo? A little bit smaller, yeah, but smaller I think. Yeah, well, depends. There can be really big wallaroos as well.

Right, okay, so something in between a wallaby and a kangaroo. Yeah. Okay. Essentially, yeah. Cute pet. It was. And he named it Essentially, yeah. Cute pet. It was. And he named it Jenny, which I just thought was hilarious because then when it left, eventually it went back to wild

and I was always like, Jenny. Jenny. Jenny, where are you? I miss you, Jenny. Oh, poor Jenny. Caitlin's here. Hey, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good. What did you have growing up as a pet that was a bit weird? Caitlin's here Hey Caitlin Hi Caitlin Hey guys How are you? Good What did you have Growing up as a pet That was a bit weird I grew up in a very Small country

In South Africa Well in Africa Called Swaziland And because it's quite rural We had pet guineafowl Which are like A bit bigger than a chicken They're black with white spots

And they make a really Loud horrible noise Oh yeah We're looking at them now Yeah But they're super cool And they really do become spots and they make a really loud horrible noise. Oh yeah, we're looking at them now. Yeah. But they're super cool and they really do become quite domesticated. They look

like big turkeys or small ostriches. Is that fair? Yeah, but about the size of a chicken with much shorter legs. Oh right, okay. But yeah, they make a hell of a noise and the ones we had were super cool. The one specifically loved us didn't watch TV.

He was fascinated by it. I don't know if they're in New Zealand, but a lot of Aussies have these. Guinea fowls? Yeah, a lot of Australians have these. I've never seen a New Zealander with a guinea fowl. Yeah, they're becoming more and more popular. Just quickly before we let you go, Caitlin, what noise did they make? I am not even going to try.

No, I think we need to hear what the noise was. I think we needed just a replica of... Oh, God. Okay, no one knows me in this country, so it's fine. It's like a... I know the noise well. Yeah, now I recognise it perfectly. And Dan's here as well. G'day, Dan. Hi, Dan. How's it going, guys? Dan,

what have you got for us? Can you top any of those exotic pets? What have you had? I think I can top that indeed. I actually come into a choir having a monkey. You had a monkey, wait, here in New Zealand? Here in New Zealand, just outside Horofanua. How? So I won't go into too many details because, I mean,

I got sort of, I didn't get in trouble for it, but I got told to keep my mouth shut about it. Yeah. There's a local wildlife park that was just on the outskirts of Levin, and the guy was pretty freelance with his animals. He had all the bells and whistles, the chickens, the petticoats and stuff. He was freelance with his animals. Yeah.

Yeah, and he had a lot of, like, kiwis and bits and bobs, and he had about six capuchin monkeys. No way. Yes. They're the monkey that's in all, like, the famous films, right? Like, the small ones. Is it capuchin or capuchin? No, capuchin.

Capuchin. Capuchin, okay. Yeah, yeah. Little brown, fuzzy little things, quite friendly little things. And lo and behold, I got up one morning and that's on my lawn, one of these monkeys. Made himself quite at home very freely. I'm so jealous.

So I come in the house and we sort of kept him I was actually probably a bit dodgy and I just wanted to hang on to him and just wait till I saw this but people asking

have you seen the monkey have you seen the monkey I would have gave him back that's the monkey that Ross had on Friends yeah it's the famous one that's in Marcel the monkey

monkey business it's in all the famous movies I'm going to go out on a limb here, Dan, and say that this was the 1980s. No, no, this is 2009. Wow. And I had that monkey for nearly three and a half years. That's amazing, Dan.

This has been one of my favourite stories this week. That's awesome. Oh, well. It's a bit different anyway. I got a bit gutted after it had come to life and it got out on social media and then got my hand smacked. Oh, they took your monkey away? Yeah, they took the monkey away, apparently,

because the guy closed down too long after that due to whatever it was. And then, lo and behold, I still have this monkey. That's incredible. Keep a monkey closed. That is incredible. Yeah. That is so crazy that's happened here in New Zealand.

I didn't think we'd get that weird pets, but that's great. Yeah, that one's great. The Horofenua monkey. To celebrate Festival Pass, Spark Festival Pass, we have your chance to win a festival survival kit every single day this week. Yeah, this is exciting. We're going to give you a festival line-up that we have your chance to win a festival survival kit every single day this week. Yeah, this is exciting. We're going to give you a festival line-up that we have made up

and then you just have to tell us different artists and bands that you heard in that line-up. Guess three artists right, $200, five, $400, so on and so forth. Emma, are you feeling sharp today? Yeah, hopefully. I'm nervous. Come on, you can do it. All you need to do is get five and you get yourself 400 bucks.

Okay, so do I just have to guess, like, you're going to play me songs and I just guess you're the artist or the songwriter? Exactly right. Absolutely right. So the ultimate you can get, I'm just going to tell you, so you got that goal, is six. So you get six, you get the ultimate prize, which is $600 towards a festival survival pack, okay?

Okay. Here we go. Here comes your festival lineup. Good luck, Emma. Please do. Go, Em. That's a hard one today. Yeah. What have you got, Emma? Oh, my gosh. Okay. Go in. That's a hard one today. Yeah.

What have you got, Emma? Oh, my gosh. Okay. So Lizzo, Camila Cabana. I can't remember her last name. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah.

Oh, man. I thought I was going to say it, but it goes so fast. Come on, girl. You've got to get one more. Come on, you've got one more. One more. Oh, I'm trying. What was that song?

Who is one of the biggest bands in New Zealand right now? Yeah. 660. Yeah, that'll do. Oh, you got it. And we'll give you one more step. Just chuck an artist out there off the top of your head and see how you go. Oh, that's another other.

No, that's fine. You've managed your answer three. You've managed three. Who? Miley Cyrus. Yes, she is on there. Miley Cyrus was on there, but that's still not enough to get the second tier prize. You still picked up $200 towards the festival survivor pack.

Oh, yay. Thank you. No worries, Emma. Congratulations. We'll play a game tomorrow. And Spark are giving you the chance to win Spark Festival, win with Spark Festival Pass. It includes tickets for you and three mates to a summer full of festivals.

You can find out what's included in the full Festival Pass at spark.co.nz forward slash music. We'll play that again tomorrow. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, we're coming into summer and obviously it's getting hotter and the best thing to have in summertime is a pool. That's what everyone wants

but they are so expensive, cost a lot of money to maintain and here in New Zealand, I mean, you're not really using it much of the year. What if I told you what if I told you there was a way where you could use someone else's pool? I'd be semi-keen. What's the catch?

So this is something that's actually been launched in Australia and it's an app called Swimply and it's the first online marketplace for pool sharing. Oh, yeah. So think Airbnb but for pools. But for pools sharing. Oh yeah. So think Airbnb, but for pools. Yeah, exactly. So it's launched over in Aussie. Residents in Melbourne, Brisbane and Sydney can book an hour or two hours at a pool near their home and they get to use and experience a pool when they don't have one. That's a great idea. Isn't it? Yeah. I mean, it has its

own complications. What do you think the complications are? Well, what if you're like, what if you book this luxurious pool session, you and your friends, you want to go for a pool swim for an hour. Do I get it exclusively or do the kids that live at that house, are they going to be doing bombs on me the whole time? So it's exclusive. It's exclusive? You book it out and you pay for that hour or two hours. Are the family home? Yes, they can be, yep. They can be home.

Yeah. Because what if you're a topless sunbather? Well, yeah. Or a nude swimmer. You're probably going to not have to do that. Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah. My third one, this all sounds great.

My third one is like how much? Because public pools are a thing. How much? Public pools are a thing and then the beach. So? How much? Because public pools are a thing. How much? Public pools are a thing and then the beach. I'm trying to think what I would pay for a private use of someone's pool for an hour. Depends on the pool, I guess. Yeah. Same as an Airbnb.

The nicer the pool, the more it's going to cost you. But the founder of the app is saying that majority of rates fall between $20 to $50 per hour. $50 an hour for a swim. But if there's five of you, that's all good. True, and if you can get 10 Instagram photos while you're there. Like you're not going to go by yourself, are you? Yeah, that's good too. That's a bit weird, isn't it? I do like this ability for people to monetize the stuff that they have now.

That's what it's all about. Like a sleep out or a pool. There's apps where you can rent your car out now. So if you drive to, like you and me, how we drive into the city and we park in that car park for hours on end. Yeah, ride shed. Yeah, so you can put your car on there and someone can just go and use your car during the day.

I'd never trust a stranger with my car. I was going to say I'd much rather a stranger swimming in my pool than driving my car. It does add that extra complication though. Yeah. People weeing in pools. But you know how old the guy was that started and founded the app? Probably 13.

22. Oh, yeah. Well, he actually launched it in the United States in 2017, but it's just launched in Aussie because he launched in Aussie because apparently nearly 2.7 million Australians live in a house with a swimming pool. Yeah. I'm going to buy one of those $33 Mitre 10 pools and sign up for the app.

I reckon you could get about $2 an hour for that. Done. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's Britney, bitch. Trip. Katy Perry. God, God. Red wine. Say y'all on, bitch. True. Katy Perry. God, God.

Red wine. Say y'all on this mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor. Free and cleanse. Yanina. Oh, pop diva. Pop diva.

Yanina. Oh, pop diva. Pretty simple game that derived from a YouTuber called Yanina who did amazing covers of Pop Divas and sometimes you could tell the difference, sometimes you could not. This is her doing Taylor Swift. Pretty good.

Pretty good. Pretty good. Anyway, we ran out of Yaninas. Yes, we ran out of Yaninas, so now we're just doing any kind of cover or you have to pick the real artist or is it a cover? Playing for Mobile Fuel first is Bronwyn. G'day, Bronwyn. Hi, Bronwyn.

Hi. You're going to be playing against Steph. Hey, Steph. G'day, Steph. Hi. Okay, Bronwyn, you're going to go first. Yes, Bronwyn will go first. This is your first one.

Tell us if it's the real person or the cover. Here we go. Every night I live and die. Feel the party to my bones. Watch the wasters blow the speakers. Spill my guts beneath the outer light. The Queen Bee. Is that Lorde or is it someone doing a cover of Lorde?

I think it's a cover. You think it's a cover of the Queen of New Zealand? Yeah. Okay. No, it's the real one. That was Lorde. That was hard, Bronwyn, I will say. It was very hard.

That's right. We won't let her know that you think that she doesn't sound like herself. We'll go to Steph. Here's your first one, Steph. Say it, spit it out. What is it exactly you're paying is the amount cleaning you out in my satisfactory day. All right, Steph.

Is that a cover of Billie Eilish or is it the real Billie Eilish? I'm going to go cover. All right, cover. Locking it in. That is correct. It is a cover. One up. Bronwyn, here's your second one.

DNA test turns out I'm 100% that bitch. Even when I'm crying crazy, yeah, I got boy problems. That's the human in me. All right, Bronwyn. Is that Lizzo Lizzo or is that a cover? I'll go for Diva. You're going to say Diva. It's the original.

All right. That's correct. It is Lizzo. Okay, we're back on track. Here you go, Steph. Who's your second one? Your business. Go find a girl who wants to listen.

Because if you think I was born yesterday, you have got me wrong. So I cut you off. All right, Steph. Is that Dua Lipa herself or is that someone doing a cover? I'm going to go cover. All right, locking in cover. Oh, you're good at this, Steph. Yeah, very good. You're two from two. Bron Oh, you're good at this, dear. Yeah, very good.

You're two from two. Bronwyn, you need this one to stay in it, okay? Oh, thank you. Okay. Good luck. Come on, you can do it. You're stuck in my head and I can't get you out of here. I could do it all again.

I know I'd go back to you. Oh, is that Selena Gomez or is that a cover, Bronwyn? I think it's cover. You're going to say cover. Let's lock it in. Yes! Good work, Bronwyn. You're still in it.

That means if Steph gets this one, she wins. Yeah, and if she doesn't, we go to tie break. Exactly. Good luck, Steph. Here you go. I just can't. It isn't in my blood. Laying on the bathroom floor, feeling nothing.

I'm overwhelmed and insecure. All right, Steph. Is that Shawn Mendes or is that someone doing a cover? I think it's Shawn Mendes. You're going to lock in Shawn Mendes himself for the win. Let's have a look. You've got it. You're too good, Steph.

Three from three. Congratulations. You win some free mobile fuel this afternoon good, Steph. Three from three. Congratulations. You win some free mobile fuel this afternoon. Thanks for playing, Bronwyn. Thank you. Oh, Bron, you came right at the end, didn't you, mate? Yeah. You just left your run a little bit late.

Bored it up the rear. All right. Good. That's your name to roll, Pop Diva. Very good work this week, Producer Ben. Yes, very good. It was very hard to, like, even that Selena Gomez one, that could have just been Selena Gomez with that auto-tune on, you know?

I'm not commenting. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, I've come out of the shadows in the last couple of days on my Instagram and on Facebook, and I've realised there's a community of people who also can do something that I didn't realise people could do. It's brave of you to stand up and be who you truly are. Appreciate that.

We've all known this thing about you for quite a long time. Yeah. And I've been waiting for you to be comfortable enough to share it. Yes. It's not the sort of thing that I'm going to out you for. No. I think you need to be ready and comfortable in yourself before you can come forward and confess and truly stand up as the person that you are. But you're ready,

right? And I'm ready to be that, you know, the voice of the people. And I'm ready to say here on the show that I'm a Gleeker. I can, yes, I can spit from two glands underneath my tongue. And it kind of looks like I'm snake spitting. Sorry, this is a proud moment, proud friend moment for me. Thank you, mate. I appreciate that. As someone who wants to be an ally to the Gleeking community,

I've been doing my research. And I'd like to read the definition of Gleeking, the dictionary definition. And you as a Gleeker can tell me if you think this is accurate. Gleeking is defined as being able to discharge a long, thin stream of liquid, including saliva, through the teeth or from under the tongue,

sometimes by pressing the tongue against the salivary glands. And to put it into a sentence, the man said he gleeked on the woman, but did not intentionally spit on her. Yeah, this is something I found I could do in, I think it was primary school,

and I used to gleek on the kid that would bully me when we were in an exam. And it used to feel real good. Yeah, in that situation I would be okay with a non-consensual gleek. Yes, but other situations probably not. Some semi-frowned upon in social circles, and that's why we've asked you to come out of the shadows if you are a Gleeker this afternoon.

And boy, now that you are the figurehead for the community, here they come thick and fast. Morgan's on the phone. Hi, Morgan. Hello, Morgan. Hi. Fellow Gleeker, are we? Oh, yes.

I had no idea that it wasn't something that only I could do. I thought I was like a lone wolf. Yes, right. And I'm finally glad that I could, you know, get the community together where we can talk about this. Oh, I know. I can't do it, Morgan, and I still find it a bit weird and gross, but I'm proud of you

too for connecting and coming forward and standing up as who you are. So well done. Nice work, Morgan. Thank you. I can only do it when I yawn though, and it's really embarrassing because like I can't control it and then I'll randomly bleak on people. And so every time I yawn, though, and it's really embarrassing because, like, I can't control it, and then I'll randomly bleep on people. And so every time I yawn, I have to put my hand in front of my mouth so that I just bleep on myself.

Yeah, they say a lot of people yawn and do it. I can do it on call when I want to. Yeah, and this is how we're going to try to attempt this world record shortly. Before then, Christy's here. Kia ora, Christy. Hello, Christy. Kia ora, guys. How's it going?

Very well. Welcome to the Gleekers Anonymous Club. Thank you. Thank you very much. I always thought that a Gleek was a person who was a real big fan of Gleek. So did I. So did I. It might be, too.

I think they tried to commandeer the term. But since that TV show has gone away, I think it's time to take the, reclaim the word. Exactly right. Yeah, Dan, take the power. Yeah, okay. Chrissy, are you a Gleeker? 100%. Yeah, great to hear from you.

Yeah, it's good to have you on board, Chrissy. Male Gleeker, assemble Carlos. Kia ora. Hello, Carlos. Hi, everybody. How you guys, how are you? Good.

How long have you been Gleeking for? Oh, I have been Gleeking, I think I've been Gleeking for years. I think I am the reason why the dentists give out glasses. I love that. And yeah, you get some pretty good distance.

I'd say less, like maybe a metre and a half. Metre and a half. I was saying a metre and a half. See, Bree's all about distance and that's the record we're going to try and break. Do you want to put in

a quick prediction? We've got it all laid out. We've got the measuring devices ready. How far do you think Bree can gleek? Well, it's a skill which she's honed for years. I'm going to go at least two metres. Two metres. Two metres is a good goal, I think.

Last person joining us is Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. How are you? Are you very welly laughing at what we're talking about right now? Oh, I just think it's wonderful because I have been a Gleeker for years and I'm out and proud about it.

I feel that for everybody. It's about time. Yeah. You guys should get a parade. We should. I can do three at once. So depending on what I've eaten. You can shoot three streams?

Yeah, that's a good effort. Breeze, I've seen Breeze. It's a double stream. It's a double streamer, yep. Okay, Hayley, we're proud to have you on the show, so thank you for contacting us as well. Appreciate the call. Next week, Leek.

Next, we take on a world record. We don't know the number. Producer Ellie's going to come in and let us know what the world record is currently for the longest Gleek. And then you're going to try and take that down, Bree. I've got to get my head in the game. Any messages of support, you can send them through now. Any predictions, you can text them in to 9696.

How far will I be able to gleek 9696? It's a live world record attempt, and it goes down on ZM next. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Welcome back to the Brie and Clint Show New Zealand as we begin our world record attempt. This afternoon, Bree Thomasel, by way of Queensland, Australia, now representing New Zealand. Now representing New Zealand, yes. Will attempt the world's longest gleek, which can also be defined as shooting liquid from the saliva gland beneath the tongue.

That is exactly right. Before we attempt this world record, I'd like to define the arena. Laid out before Bree is approximately three and a half metres of brown construction paper. Yep. Marked along that is official measurements, which have been checked to Olympic standards. And it is a clean piece of construction paper that will show up all traces of saliva, so we will get an accurate reading. Now, Bree, please let us know how many attempts

at gleeking you will be making before we take this on. This afternoon, I will be completing three attempts at the longest gleek. Which is an Olympic standard amount of gleeks. It is an Olympic standard, yes. Same as the long jump, triple jump, et cetera, et cetera. Up to this point, you're unaware of what the current world record is? I'm very unaware.

We now go live to our official stats person, producer Ellie, who's done the research. Ellie, good afternoon. Good afternoon. Please tell us what the record currently is for Gleeking in distance. So it was set by a guy in March 2017 on recordsetter.com That's recent! Yeah, kinda but his was

1.63 metres. That is so beatable! I think I've got this! That is so beatable! I'm so in for this! We've had a bonus offer that if Bree can gleek over 2 metres, Ross Boss will let him gleek over top of him. I'm keen to gleek onto Ross Boss. Can we put that mark on the brown paper?

Is that possible? Yeah, actually, let's do that. Let's do that right now. What was it, Producer Ali? It was 1.6, 1.63. 1.63. That's right here. That's right there.

That's 1.63. Okay, that's the mark right there. Got it. I think we're ready. Bree, are you hydrated? Yeah, I'm just going to have a sip of water here. Yeah, okay, cool. For those listening at home, Bree, one more time

we'll take three attempts at this gleek and we will take the longest measurement, okay? That is the one that will stand. Alright. When you're ready, best of luck. Alright, here we go. First attempt. Now, it's not an audible activity, so I will do my best to commentate it for you.

Alright, the snake spit has left the mouth. I think I've got it already. I'm looking. That's the first. Would you agree that's the furthest drop that you can see? That one right there? That's the furthest I can see.

Okay. I don't want to give too much away, but you may already have the world record. All right. But let's go three. Let's go three and see if you, because remember, you should have two meters as the goal. Okay. But the world record is? 1.63. 1.63. Okay two metres as the goal. Okay, but the world record is? 1.63.

1.63, okay. Here comes attempt. I don't want to give too much away but that was an incredible first attempt. And God, it's disgusting. Let me just mark this in case it dries. Okay, attempt number one. Okay, attempt number one is on the board. Here comes attempt number two. I'm right in the line of fire by the way. I should have worn safety goggles.

Good luck. Oh, yuck. Oh, yuck. It's even bigger. That kind of darted off by the way. I should have worn safety goggles. Good luck. Oh, yuck. Oh, yuck. It's even bigger. That kind of darted off to the side. It forked into two directions. It needs to be on the sheet. Can anybody see anything better than the previous one?

Is that... Is that... I think that might be. If it is, that's quite phenomenal. I think that is a piece of it is, that's quite phenomenal. I think that is a piece of saliva. Okay, I'm going to accept that. Without revealing any measurements, we'll go for cleat number three. And for this one, I'd like to stand back.

And I will advise you, by the way, Bree, for a record to stand, you must stay, your tongue must stay behind the marker. Yep, yep, got that. All right, New Zealand, we are standing by. I used to be a long jumper. My third jump was always the best. Yep, yep, got that. All right, New Zealand, we are standing by. I used to be a long jumper. My third jump was always the best. Here we go. Equally disgusting. Equally hard to see.

We should have made you, like, swirl food colouring or something before we did this. Yeah, it would have been good. Okay, I'm going to go here and say that your second attempt was your furthest attempt. Okay. Because that's the one that we can definitively see on the mark. Coach Clint. Now I'm going to take this marking directly across.

This is big. And if we could get a drum roll, Producer Ben. The official length and new world record Gleek number achieved by Brie Thomasale is 2 metres and 20 centimetres. She's done it! She's done it! We've got a world record! What an achievement!

Put it on the billboard! Never in my life. I never thought I'd get that far, but here today, I can't say I could have done it without you guys. Never in my life have I been more impressed and disgusted at the same time. I don't think I've been this proud and grossed out since you ate that two kilos of steak that time. And I also can't believe we get paid for this shit.

All right, you have a drink of water because I imagine every athlete will be severely dehydrated after that. My tongue is quite sore. And we will get that video to our Facebook ASAP. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Let's do a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

All right, three people, what was top of their charts on their 16th birthday? We'll play the best one. Hi, Diana. Hello. Hello. What's. Hi, Diana. Hello. Hello. What's your birthday, Diana? 1st of May, 1970. All right, you were 16 in 1986 on the 1st of May.

And back in the 80s, this topped the charts. You're the voice, try and understand it. Make the noise and make it clear. John Farnham. And you're the voice. Diana, what are your thoughts? I think that's a great song. And because he's an Aussie, Bree, you must go for him.

Diana, can I tell you, that is one of my all-time favourite songs. I'm obsessed with it. It's a great drinking song. It is the best. It brings people together. It's upbeat. The number of times I've lost my voice singing The Voice. Yeah, right.

I can't even count. Okay, wait there. Let's get some more birthday bangers on. Amy's here as well. Hey, Amy. Hi, Ames. Hi. What's your birthday?

25th of August, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 25th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Sean Kingston. That's a good one. Yeah, it is a good one. It's a really good pop song.

Yeah, it is a good one. He was one of my first big radio interviews, and I think I got high. That's how much weed they'd been smoking before they got to the interview. I've heard that about Sean Kinsey. Are you happy with your birthday banger, Amy? Definitely. I think you should be. I like that. Let's get one

more from Mackenzie. Hey Mackenzie. Hi Mackenzie. Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? Good, thanks. That's good. You've been waiting to do your birthday banger for a while? I have been. I've been trying for a while. The day has come. What's your birthday? It's June the 15th, 2000.

All right. So you were 16 in 2016 on the 15th of June. And Mackenzie, here it is, your birthday banger. Two of the all-time greats, Rihanna and Calvin Harris. This is what you came for. I'd have to say my favourite Calvin Harris song. Is it? I love this song.

The beauty you've got, Mackenzie, is your birthday banger is an actual banger. So you can put on at parties and be like, girl, it's my birthday banger. Definitely. So good, Mackenzie. I love that. Three great songs today. Three really good songs. Three very different songs. I'd be un-Australian if I didn't pick

Johnny Farnham and I have to pick it. It's actually in our constitution. I actually have a really strong historical connection with that song as well. It's a tradition in our friend circle that at every wedding that we have as a group, that song comes on.

You take your pants off. You told me this. And we take our pants off, yeah. Well, can we agree if we play it for you not to do that? It's not a wedding. It's actually abuse of that tradition to do it when it's not a wedding. And colleague abuse too. And colleague abuse. The tradition actually started at Vaughan's wedding.

That was the first time it ever happened and it's carried on It happened at my wedding So I'm proud of this Diana, you win birthday banger Congratulations Yes, Diana Thank you, guys

That's fantastic Sing it loud, girls Take your pants off, girl Take them off Woo! Let's do it Johnny Farnham This is the winner of birthday banger

Brianne Clint ZM bring clinton's in him we have the chance to turn the pages We can write what we wanna write We gotta make ends meet before we get much older We're all someone's daughter We're all someone's son How long can we look at each other? Down the barrel of a gun Call the boys, try and understand it

Make a noise and make it clear We're not gonna sit in silence We're not gonna live with fear This time We know we all can stand together With the power to be powerful Believing we can make it better We're all someone's daughter We're off someone's son

How long can we look at each other? Down the barrel of a gun Got the voice trying to understand it with gold Got the voice trying to understand it Make a noise and make it clear We're not gonna sit in silence We're not gonna live with fear When I'm on a liquid field We're all someone's daughter We're all someone's son Come along and we'll look at each other Down the barrel of a gun

You're the voice, try and understand it Make a noise and make it clear We're not gonna sit in silence We're not gonna live with fear Got a voice trying to understand me And the noise that's making me We're not gonna sit in silence It's got everything, that song. It's got emotion.

It's got sing-along potential. It's got bagpipes, for God's sake. Makes me emotional. John Farnham, you're the voice, the winner of Birthday Banger today. You always forget how long that song is. And I don't mean you get sick of it. It's just you go hundy in the first half and there's very little voice left by the second half of that

song, isn't there? I don't know how Johnny Farnham still has a voice. I know. After singing the voice for all these years. He's coming, I think, to New Zealand. Yeah, he is coming. He's doing the winery tour. Oh, he's here this month. Oh, he's here this weekend. Oh, what? Is that this weekend?

How creepy is that? Saturday, he's at Villa Maria in Auckland. Where else is he going? And then on Sunday, he's at the Michael Fowler Centre in Wellington. Well, there you go. We don't generally promote John Farnham gigs on ZM, but... I would love to go to that gig. It'd be fantastic.

It'd be so good. And it'd be boomer central, but it'd also be fantastic. Can you imagine getting on the Chardonnays with bloody Geraldine and Sandra? You know, Jenny will be there. And then belting this out. Yeah, that'd be a great time. I wonder if they still have some tickets. Surely you'll take a top off.

It's interesting to see that obviously every country has different rules and regulations as to, you know, how you get your learners, how you get your provisional, how you get your open licence. It's different in every country. I would say Australia is quite strict where you have to have your provisional, which is your P plates, they call it in Australia, for a number of months and you have to actually fill out a log book. Do you have a P?

Yeah. That's so much better than what you get in New Zealand. What do you get in New Zealand? You get an L, like a big loser sign. It stands for learner, but they just look like loser plates. Because we get that for your learner licence, and then you get the P for your provisional. What's provisional?

It means like you start a licence. Is that restricted? Yeah, restricted. That's what it is. Do you guys have a thing for your restricted licence? No, but I'll go hundies. Just fake it till you make it. In Australia, they're so strict.

You're meant to be off the road by 10. That's the same in Australia, yeah. And you can't have a certain amount of people in there and that kind of stuff. You can't have any passengers unless there's a fully licensed driver in the car. Yes, same kind of deal. Anyway, I think Switzerland is even more strict than New Zealand

and Australia because there's this story that's come out about if you fail your driving test four times, you will then need to pass a psychological assessment. Whoa. That's intense. So they don't think you're a psychopath. Well, so this is what happens. Every time you fail, you're learners, you have to do a certain thing. So the first time you fail, you have to wait a whole month

before you can sit it again, which isn't too bad. If you fail it a second time, you're required to provide a certificate from a recognised driving instructor stating that you have completed your training. If you fail it a third time, you'll have to undergo a driving aptitude test before you're permitted to take a further test. So you have to take a test. A test for the test, yeah.

Pretty much. And then, yeah, if you fail it a fourth time, you have to be given a positive psychological assessment on your ability to drive. What if you fail it five times? Prison? I think you go to prison for about ten years, yeah. I thought it'd be

fun this afternoon to test, because you and I, how long have you been driving for? I'm 25 now, so ten years. You're 35, so you've been driving for nearly 20 years. I'm not 35! Don't turn it around on me! I'm rounded up. I shaved off a couple of cheeky years to be cute. Don't boost my age.

You shaved off eight years? Oh, shut up! Anyway, we've been driving for a long time. We've been driving for too long. So we should know the rules. Producer Ellie has done some digging. Where have you got these rules from, Ellie? I went on the actual road code site. I did some practice tests myself.

Oh, of course. It's always good to brush up. Yeah, exactly. We'll have a little road code game, shall we? Yeah, a little road code game. Sorry, Producer Ben put a lot of work into that, so I have to... Let's play it one more time just for Producer Ben. Hang on.

Okay, let's play the road code game. See? Oh, I like it. It's good, yeah. They should use that for time-saver traffic. Shouldn't they? That's the vibes I got. Okay, Ellie.

Time-saver traffic. What have we got? One the vibes I got. Okay, Ellie. Time-saver traffic. What have we got? One question each? Yeah, I just got one question each. And I think I've picked hard ones, but then again, it's quite subjective. So maybe you won't find it hard. Well, I've been driving since 74, so it won't be hard for me. Yeah, true.

You've been at it for a while. Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Oh, you both want to go first? You go first. Ladies first. Okay, I'll go first. Okay, all right.

Three. Oh, you both want to go first? You go first. Ladies first. Okay, I'll go first. Okay, all right. Three, when turning right from a two-laned road into a one-way street that has two lanes, which lane must you turn into? The left-hand lane, the right-hand lane, or take your pick. Okay, so just to get in my mind, I'm in the right-hand lane. Yeah, you're turning right from a two-laned road,

so a both-way road, and you're going from a two-lane road. Yes. So a both-way road. Yep. And you're going into a one-way street that has two lanes. Which lane would you enter? Wait, a one-way street that has two lanes? Oh, my God. It's 50-50. Just have a stab.

Yeah. So one-way streets sometimes have two lanes. Like Hobson Street in the city, you know? You turn into the closest lane. So is that left or right? I would say it's the right. I can't picture the exact question. You got there in the end. Yes, that is correct.

You turn into the closest lane. Yeah, it was the right lane. Nice. I don't want to play. And I was going to say. I don't know left and right. I haven't picked one like that for you, actually. So lucky I did the first one.

And can I say, I don't think I should be given a right answer for that one because it took me so long. Someone would have re-rendered me. I just, that was just words coming out of Ellie's mouth. No, I was trying to visualize it. I'm good in the moment. I'm good in the moment. Get me in the car.

I'm practical good. Yeah, sure. Okay. All right. Here's one that the moment. Get me in the car. I'm practical good. Yeah, sure. Okay. All right. Here's one that doesn't involve left or right for Clint. You are in a 100 kilometre per hour speed zone when you see a school bus that's stopped to drop off passengers. Yeah.

What speed must you drive at when you pass the bus? Do you stop? Oh, I know the answer. Do you stop? Is it 20 k's? Is it 50 k's? Or do you just keep driving as if the bus was not there? I believe that you can only pass a school bus,

doesn't matter what speed area you're in. I believe you can only go past a stopped school bus at 20km an hour. That is correct. Oh, that is so... Nice. I thought, I actually thought you had to stop. Oh, no, they couldn't do that

because then you'd cause an accident. In a 100km area, a car will come up the back of you and it won't know that you stopped. That's the issue. There you go. So you're both all right. We can drive home? Yeah.

Yeah, you can drive home. Well, I'm iffy, I think. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You ever been burgled, Brie? I actually have. It's an awful feeling, eh? It is the worst feeling in the world. And you just get so angry because you're like,

can't believe some lowlife has come into my house. Yeah. And your house always feels different. It does. It feels dirty. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like someone else has been in there touching your stuff.

This story out of Rotorua might be one of the worst ways to get burgled. So a family that lives in Kawaha Point in Rotorua came home, found they'd been burgled, all the usual stuff. There were windows open, doors open. Drawers. Drawers open, like clothes strewn everywhere. And they had had their stuff stolen, which is freaky too, by the way. I just hate the idea of someone going through all my things.

I don't know what you're supposed to do. Like when you come home and you notice that your doors are open, do you call the police straight away and do they come or do you just? Yeah, well, when I got burgled. Because you don't want to go in there if there's someone in there. I got burgled. It was during a morning and they came like when I was at work and I came home on my lunch break and we'd been burgled. Yeah. And we called the police straight away, they come around. Right, okay.

Well these guys went in and had a look around and they're like, oh yeah, okay, this is devastating. And then they're pretty sure that the burglars have, burglars? Burglars. Burglars. Burglars. Burglars. Burglars. Have done the dirty in their bed, which is so weird because I always think about burglars as being like, get in, get out, bro. Let's not get caught.

Let's go as fast as we can. Yeah, well, that's probably why they did that in the bed then. Get in, get out. Sounds like my top. The reason they think that that is what has happened is they found a bottle of rum that was from the kitchen, had been drunk and it was beside the bed. They also found that the burglars had stripped the bed.

So they took all the linen off. DNA. Yeah, they found the sheets. They were chucked down the bank behind the house. So there will be DNA evidence on there. I can just picture the, say it's two people. Let's just say it's a man and a woman.

And the woman goes, hey honey, come on while we're in here. Let's just go, you know, go get a little bit busy in the main bedroom. And then the husband's like, no honey, we're burgling. Like we can't, you know, that's just go get a little bit busy in the main bedroom. And then the husband's like, no, honey. We've got a job to do. We're burgling. We can't.

That's going to take forever. And she goes, no, it'll take about four minutes. Be in and out. Yeah. Well, maybe it is the perfect crime. It is the perfect crime. Will you burn your beard? Would you get rid of your beard?

It's tough because you've just been burgled. You've got to get everything else new. Can you show the insurance person you're talking to on insurance? so you've got to get everything else new. Can you show you the insurance? The person you're talking to on insurance, you go... Do you reckon you'd get a new mattress for that? They're like, what claim would you like to make? You're like, oh, someone's soiled my mattress. Exactly right, hopefully.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. I was telling you about this guy that I found that's got a side hustle happening where he's making extra money and most people could probably do this or maybe do a different version of it per se. So he's a guy from the UK who plays football. He plays football, a bit of soccer, and he's slowly starting an internet foot sweaty soccer sock business.

Oh. So, oh. No, he's not selling the socks. Yeah. So, hear me out. His name is Jack Woods. He's 24. And he was approached by someone on Twitter who asked him,

because he plays a lot of football, does he often have sweaty socks from playing football? He replied with, yes, he does. Of course he does. Of course that happens. And this guy came back and said, I'll offer you money for pictures of the sweaty socks. Oh, he just wants a picture?

He just wants pictures of the socks when they're still on his feet. Right. Anyway, so. We were just talking about fetishes before with the burglar thing. Yeah, I know. And now this. So this is definitely one of those things. Anyway, he ended up sending him a photo, which he paid $50 for.

Good deal. Ka-ching. And then the guy came back and said, hey, how much for a video? Which he ended up taking a video of him taking off the sweaty socks. Yeah, lack of authenticity. Yeah, and he got paid $100 for that. He's like, you need to do the video over a copy of today's newspaper so I know that it's accurate.

Yeah, but I mean, how good? $100? How far do you go though? And then I was thinking to myself. Because I do both of those things. Yeah, because I was thinking, would I do that? Probably. Yeah, I would too. I mean, a hundred bucks is a good deal.

Yeah. And then I remembered I've actually, I mean, I get quite a few of these in my inbox on Instagram. People wanting your sweaty socks. Not that, but other things. Oh yeah, like what? The weirdest one I've ever gotten is from a guy, and I don't know where he lived, but he messaged me

and asked if I could have a bath. No, hear me out. So no videos, no photos. Just a live stream. No live stream. He wanted me to have a bath and then bottle some of the dirty bath water. This is a true story. Bottle some of the dirty bath water. This is a true story. Bottle some of the dirty bath water and send it to him.

Yeah. Okay. Did you do it? No, but I kind of wish I had of. Do you? He offered me $1,000. But that's sick. Well, how's he going to know if it's my dirty bath water

or if it's just some water I scooped out of a dam? Because he's going to taste it. Well, good. it'll be dirty dam water. How much money was he offering? A thousand. Oh yeah. See that's the money's hard to say no to. Now you do it. Unless you get to have a bath, that's quite nice too.

Oh see now you're trying to convince yourself. I still think it's disturbing and like you don't want to have two way comms with that person. No. I don't want that guy's bank account linked to my bank account either. Absolutely not.

I want him to meet me in an alleyway where no one can see us. He hands over cash, I hand over the bathwater and we go our separate ways. What a weird thing, the cop pull you over, they're like, the jig is up! ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Coming into summer, are you going to do a juice cleanse or anything? Nah. Me neither. Nah, I'm going to do a cheese cleanse.

A cheese cleanse? Where I just eat cheese. I think they call that a cheese clog. Oh, cheese clog? I'm up for the cheese clog. I think it'd be good because then you shock your body when you stop doing it. I'm not doing any either, but I thought just in case we could talk about them. Because this is the time when you do them, right?

Yeah, just before you need to get into a pair of swimming clogs. That's exactly right. Welcome to the latest health trend that is being touted. It's called perineum sunning. I read about it this morning. Did you? Yes. Read about the woman who posted about it. And she also posted a photo.

Absolutely right. So her Instagram name is metaphysicalmegan. And she's one of those Instagrammers who is very live, laugh, love, namaste, hey, hey. Yes. Tells you how to live a better life. Whether she has any clinical credentials or not, I don't know. And maybe she doesn't need them because, well, you can decide if this process is dangerous or not.

It's not like she's pushing anti-vaxxing or anything. She claims that by sunning the anus. Well, it's perennium, which you and I have talked about this before. Technically, the female gooch. Yeah, and male gooch too. It's the sameus. Well, it's perennium, which you and I have talked about this before. Technically, the female gooch. Yeah, and male gooch too. It's the same area. No, but the male one's called the gooch and the female one's called the perennium. No, I think the male one's called perennium too.

Is it? Yeah. Oh, that's just the actual term for it? Yeah, I think boys just got a slang term. Oh, why did we get a slang term? You can have a slang term. What do you want? I don't know.

I called it no man's land the other day. The vooch? Yeah. The hooch? The other day. The vooch. The vooch? Yeah. The hooch. The cooch. The cooch! No, the cooch is the actual thing, yeah. Yeah. I will think about that. Anyway, the reason I say Anos and Vaheen get sunned is because there's no way to sun the perineum without sunning those two.

Unless you're going to cover them and just shine your perineum. Anyway, we're getting bogged down in details. She says that by showing your downstairs some sunlight first thing in the morning, every morning, you will help to regulate your circadian rhythm. Okay. Increase your energy levels and also boost your creativity. It definitely brings a new meaning to the term sting ring, doesn't it?

It brings a whole new meaning to the term rise and shine as well. Doesn't it? You know what else it makes me think of? Yeah. Do you know the song? What? They wrote a song about this. What song?

Ooh, I think I just burnt my perineum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's absolutely right too. The issue is here, if you see the photo, she lives in some open-air desert kind of area. You and I both live in a built-up residential area. Yeah. So you'd have to go out on the deck of your third-story apartment building,

which I don't even think gets morning sun. It gets a little bit. And I would have to go out into my backyard, completely nude, where my neighbours can see me, just to do our morning perineum sunning. Yeah, it's okay. I've already showed my brown eye to my neighbours a few times. Yeah, right. If it's just ultraviolet light, can you just shine a torch?

Could you just stick a torch up there? Yeah, because that would be way less weird, wouldn't it? Anyway, if you are looking to reap health benefits heading into summer, the advice from Instagrammer Metaphysical Megan is perineum sunning. And that one gets the Bree and Clint tick of approval. I think I just burned my perennium. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.

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