ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 27th 2020

Episode Date: November 27, 2020

KiwifruitPS5The LatestFruit pickersHow many kids do you have to other people?1 Second Song Challenge!Xmas movieCooking hackFridayOke!Birthday Banger!4yo gets on a phoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Goods? Goods? Hi everybody! Welcome to the Friday Podcast. It's time for an international birthday banger. Hit it, Ben! Yeah, it wasn't ready, so... That's why I dragged that bit out for you. Yeah, sorry mate, just, um... Hang on, Brie will be... Hurry up! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!

Free and close! Birthday banger! I don't want to have to tell you again! In the words of Daft Punk, this is when we go, All round the world, all round the world, all round the world. Oh, yes. We're kicking it off with Brisbane. The F.A. Bangers are people who live overseas,

people who have submitted one on our Facebook page. Xander Reid Tidmarsh is first. He's from Brizzy. What a place. So glad. The Hamilton of Australia. Fuck off. It is the Hamilton of Australia.

It fucking isn't. It is. You've never been there. I have been there. When did you go? On my way back from Splendour. When was that? 2013.

Exactly. Oh, has it changed? And how much time did you spend? We got some lunch before we went to the airport. Where? From this place by the river. It's very similar to Hamilton. They've got the same vibe.

River cities. I love Hamilton, but it's not similar to Hamilton. So you can fuck off with that. Xander, you were born on the 7th of January 1992, so you were 16 in 2008 and here's your birthday bag. Ryan Tedder and Timberland Apologize. I'm watching

this show on I want to say TV NZ On Demand or maybe it's Bravo. I can't remember. Anyway, it's called Songland, and Ryan Tedder's on there with some other amazing songwriters, and it's like a reality show where people come in and they pitch their songs and they sing the songs that they've written.

It's amazing. He's a genius. Yeah, he's very. Ryan Tedder is a songwriting genius. But the girl that's on there, she wrote Super Bass and... Nicki Minaj. Rude Boy. Rihanna.

No, she wrote the songs for them. Oh. Yeah, and she's one of the girls in Pitch Perfect. She's on there too. Did Nicki Minaj not write Super Bass? That's buzzy. No, she didn't. Wow.

Yeah. I thought it was frowned upon to be a rapper and not write your own lyrics. Well, she might have wrote the rap component, but not the other parts. Yeah, right. Let's do Craig Watson from Dun... Dun... Dunfermline. Dunfermline.

Dunfermline. In Scotland. Let's do Craig Watson from Scotland. There you go. He was born on the 26th of June, 1992. So he was 16 in 2008. And Craig, here's your birthday bang. Can't nobody tell me. Nope.

Nope. I can't cherish the bells a-ringing. Roman Catholic choirs are singing. Be my mirror. You know, with age, I've learned to accept Coldplay as a great band. I've always loved Coldplay. This is Stone Cold boring Coldplay though.

Fix You is one of the best songs ever written. The Scientist, Yellow, it's all good stuff. It's all yellow. I think this song here is where my, because I went through a period of going, Coldplay sucks. That's not my favourite Coldplay song. It's just bells. Just a whole lot of bells.

Viva la vida. Anyway, let's go and do Jimma. Sorry to dust your birthday bag. Yeah, sorry, Craig. Jimma Danielle from Christchurch. How good's Christchurch? She was born on the 6th of May 2003, so she was 16 in 2019. So last year, not that long ago.

And in May, this was top of the chart. Can't nobody tell me nothing. Oh, what a surprise. Can't tell me nothing. Lil Nas X. He's just released a Christmas song. Has he? Yeah. Is it good?

Don't know. I didn't listen to it. Can't say he's on my Discover Weekly, to be honest with you. Yeah. Okay, what are we going to play as the winner of Birthday Banger today? Coldplay's Viva La Vida, Timberland Apologise or Lil Nas X Old Town Roads. Bit of a down buzz today.

Yeah. You know what we could do? We could play the best Coldplay song. What is the best Coldplay song? And you can't say Fix You because if those are down buzz then Fix You is down buzz. Fix You is a fucking great song though. Yeah, but it's down buzz. Fix You is a fucking great song, though. Yeah, but it's down buzz. Yeah, but that's my favourite Coldplay song.

Oh, shit, I just got fucking zapped. Oh, my God. You get electrocuted by the microphone. Oh, jeez, that hurt, too. We can play Fix You. Coldplay, hold on, wait, Coldplay songs. What would you pick? What does The Scientist sound like?

It's pretty down-buzz as well. That's the one where the music video's in reverse. Oh, yes. And they kind of pioneered that. Clocks is pretty fucking dope. Clocks. Clocks. Clocks. Give me a bit of Clocks. What does Clocks sound like? This is pretty awesome. There you go. Thiscks. Clocks. Give me a bit of Clocks.

What does Clocks sound like? This is pretty awesome. There you go. This can win birthday music. What did you say, Anastasia? What did you want? Ben, turn the music down. Paradise.

Huh? Paradise. Milo Zaitloto. And dream a para, para, para. Oh, I do. You know, you're right. That is a great song. It's a good one.

It's a good one. What was the recent song? With Kygo. What was the recent song like in the last five, six years? I didn't like the Chainsmokers one. What was it? Something just like this. We're doing Clocks.

I just go out and I can't be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against. Put me down upon my knees Nah, no. There's got to be a great Coldplay song out there. Told you we should have went with Big Chew. Comment on this video, what is the greatest Coldplay song? And we will include it in International Birthday Banger next week.

The best one. Have a great weekend, everybody. Stay safe. Was it magic? What song was the Coldplay song that was magic? That was B.O.B. No, it was a magic. Hold on, wait.

Coldplay song's magic, I swear. They did the Chainsmokers song and they did the... Coldplay magic. Yeah, right. It was recently, well, not recently, but like 2013 or 14 or something. That's when I was in Brisbane. See you guys, bye. Bye.

Happy birthday Anastasia by the way, it's Anastasia's birthday. Happy birthday Anastasia, we love you mate, happy birthday. Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who said happy birthday, I love you all. Bye. See, mate. Happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you to everyone. Happy birthday. I love you all. Bye. See you, mate. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Kia ora, everybody, and welcome to the Friday Bree and Clint Show. G'day, guys. Studio looks like Santa threw up in here.

In a nice way. Yeah. Looks very good. Very, very, very Christmas-y all of a sudden. Well, what's the date? It's not December 1st. It's not December 1st yet. No, you're angry, eh?

Because you're a Christmas Nazi. Nah, screw it. 2020's been crap. Let's start celebrating. We should have started celebrating two months ago. Today on the show, Friday Oki's on the way at five o'clock. It's our last Friday Oki before we go on the road,

so we're going to sing Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive. That's right. Yeah. Rih Rih's Shut Up and Drive, a great road trip song. Yeah. And I feel like it's going to push us into next week. We've also got $250 worth of cash to give away thanks to FN Vodka. If you want to say cheers to the FN weekend at

5.30 this afternoon. But next in a debate is Older's Time. Do you eat the skin on kiwi fruit? Is it the Older's Time? Yep. It's the original debate. I've had this debate with my brother for a long time. Where's the Holy Grail? There a long time. Where's the Holy Grail?

There's three questions. Where's the Holy Grail? Was there a forward pass in the 2003 Rugby World Cup game against France? And do you eat skin on kiwi fruit? Yep, that's it. Those are the big questions. Yeah, 2007, sorry.

Anyway, there's definitive answers now. We'll know once and for all whether you're meant to eat that hairy, prickly, disgusting kiwi fruit skin. Tastes like you're eating a hairball. Tastes like you're eating... No, I won't say what I think it tastes like. We'll give you the answer in a second. In the meantime, more Friday jams is LMFAO on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. I said before the debate is old as time, do you eat the skin on kiwi fruit? A tweet has gone viral from a man named Jack Munro and he wrote, I know some of you are going to judge me for this and I implore you to keep an open mind, but I'm just saying that life got a lot easier

and less frustrating when I stopped trying to feel my, feel, when I stopped trying to peel my kiwi fruits and just bit into them like an apple, skin and all. Who peels it? You cut it down the middle and you scoop it out with a teaspoon. Everyone knows that. I'll say that my life got easier when I stopped scooping and started peeling

because once you peel, if you use a potato peeler or just a knife, you can then pop the whole kiwi fruit in your mouth and it's good to go. No, because I don't like the stalk in the middle. Yeah, I don't like the stalk in the middle either, which is the hardest bit about scooping it out is you've got to get around that stalky bit in the middle. I scoop around it. Anyway, the people who are living young, wild and free

are the ones who eat it skin and all. And you said your brother's a skin eater. Yeah, my brother's been a skin eater for a long time. He even eats like the green stuff of a watermelon. He eats the core of an apple. Oh, he's one of those people. He just eats it all. I think he eats it from my dad. No, we need to discount his opinion.

Anyone who eats an apple core? Sorry, no. My dad constantly eats them. You're not? No, sorry. Let's just focus on kiwi fruit skin. So you're not a kiwi fruit skin eater? I can't because I'm allergic. Oh, you're allergic? Yeah, I'm the same with pineapple.

That's a whole other kettle of fish. Yeah, like my lips when I eat a kiwi fruit go all like, it looks like I've had lip filler. I'm open to the idea of eating kiwi fruit skin, but I do think it's yuck, which is why I'm interested in the scientific evidence as to how you're meant to eat a kiwi fruit. It's not healthy for you. You know how people go, oh, it's healthy for you.

Well, let me give you the stats, okay? According to the world's leading kiwifruit growers, Zespri, the skin of a kiwifruit contains both soluble and insoluble fibres and is highly nutritious, but you need to wash it first, okay? You need to wash the kiwifruit.

Kiwifruits have two grams of fibre per serving and 50% more than that if you eat the skin. OK? Fibre's what we need. Fibre keeps you regular. In addition, kiwifruit skin provides 34% folate and 32% more vitamin E to your diet than eating a kiwifruit without the skin.

So, the results, according to science and the Zespri kiwi fruit company, eat the skin. You should be eating the skin. Are you as bored as me? No, I feel like a kiwi fruit, though. I just sat there and I was like, shit. Basically, they're saying the skin is good for you. Got it.

Roger. And that plate that you get up. Bree and Clint. The PS5. I want to talk about the PS5 for a second. I want to get one. I'm kind of a gamer. I mean, I got a Nintendo Switch last year,

and I was thinking about getting one, but you can't get it. I want to get one, not for the gaming. I want to get it as a Blu-ray player. Get out of here. You make actual gaming people angry. Nah, I need a Blu-ray player. Buy a Blu-ray player. Get out of here. You make actual gaming people angry. Nah, I need a Blu-ray player. Buy a Blu-ray player for $100 then. Yeah, but what if I want to do some gaming one day?

You won't. You're not a gamer. What if I do? No. Oh, my God. Well, you can't get one anyway. What if I want to fire up Gran Turismo? They are completely sold out around the world.

You can't get them. Because of Christmas? Well, I don't know if it's because of Christmas. It'll be a Christmas lockdown combo. Yeah, well, it's a good time to sell a gaming console because everyone has heaps of time and it's Christmas time. It's a good time to sell one. I've got a broken

PS3, only been used as a Blu-ray player. I only want $500 for it. It's broken. Yeah, I don't know why it's broken though. Yeah, because you didn't use any games in it the whole time you owned it. Every time I turn it on, it's like, you're going to update me. Anyway, I saw, because obviously people are so keen to get their hands on one of these now, because, you know, as soon as you say, oh, it's sold out, you can't get one,

everyone wants it more. Totally. And I saw on Amazon, which I mean, Jeff Bezos, he's doing well, isn't he? He sells everything, including PS5s. He was selling them on Amazon, obviously. Has he got some? He probably would have a ton of them. But he doesn't have them anymore

because everyone made these pre-orders on Amazon and then all of these customers have been complaining because they've been getting sent completely different items than the PS5. What, like a mistake? Or like a compensation? No, like a complete mistake. Like, sorry, we don't have your PS5. Please? Like a mistake? Or like a compensation? No, like a complete mistake. Like, sorry we don't have your PS5 please accept this box of licorice.

So say Rochelle ordered a PS5 she's like, I got my pre-order in, I'm good to go. And then guess what turned up at Rochelle's door? What? A bag of cat food. That doesn't even sound like PS5. Apparently there was everything from like cat food to chest of drawers

to umbrellas and people are like, what is this? And if anyone's got something, they ordered a PS5 and they got something else and they were happy, they're like, oh, it's not the PS5. It's way better. Damn, I really needed a headboard. Yeah. Oh, a jet ski would be happy.

A jet ski, I wouldn't say anything. I'd be like Bezos, we're all good. We're good on this one. We're all good on this one. Alexa, don't narc. Hey, Alexa, don't narc on me. Alexa, keep quiet. Yeah, right.

How much is a PS5? I think because you can get two different versions. I know this because I'm a gamer. You can get the digital version and you can get the disc version. I'm pretty sure the disc version is more expensive than the digital. I think the digital is about $600. But I need the disc one to put my Blu-rays in So I think that's about $700 and something How much for the Blu-ray remote?

The Bluetooth Blu-ray remote as well? Who is watching Blu-rays? I've got Dark Knight And I've got David Edinburgh Blue Planet And I don't know how to watch them without a Blu-ray Guess what? They're both on streaming services Yeah but Blu-ray It's about the picture quality.

You idiot. Let's go. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. No, Dean's there. He's on Thanksgiving leave. I know.

He's having four days off. The first four days off he's had all year. He's eating an entire turkey by himself. He would. And the stuffing, yeah. Pure protein, baby. I've got latest on you, Taylor Swift. She's got a movie out on Disney+.

Yeah, I saw this is making big headlines. People are saying it's amazing. It's all about the making of her 2020 album, Folklore. The one that's got that Cardigan song on it. Yes. It's called her lockdown album. Because she released a thing on Netflix this year too. Miss America.

Miss Americana. Miss America. Oh yeah. Isn't she really just going over all of them? She's pumping it isn't she? Yeah. Anyway this album is about the recording process. It features Jack Antonoff who has ridden with her for ages. He's also the guy that wrote Lord's Green Light with her. Jack Antonoff. He's the guy from Fun.

The one with the glasses. Yeah, yeah. Very, very clever man. And the movie features some of the recording sessions with people on the album like, how do you say it? Bon Iver or Bon Iver? Bon Iver. Bon Iver if you're fancy, Bon Iver if you're normal. Yeah.

This is the song that they recorded together. It's called Exile. It's an album that allows you to feel your feelings. No, it's not. No, okay, sorry. I was going to say, that sounds like Cardigan. No, okay, this is Taylor Swift talking about the movie. Is that what it is?

Okay, here it is. Here we go. It's an album that allows you to feel your feelings and it's a product of isolation. This could have been a time where I absolutely lost my mind and instead I think, you know, this album was like a real flotation device for both of us. Yeah, she's so dramatic. God, relatable. Relatable though.

She's like, this was made in isolation. I nearly went nuts. I watched the recording of the Bon Iver song. They've done it in different places because of isolation. And he's recorded his song through a face mask. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, it's real weird. And I can't tell if it's a COVID thing or if that's an indie thing. Probably a bit of both. Probably a bit of both.

Anyway, Disney+, if you want to watch Taylor Swift's movie, it's called Folklore. That's the latest. Brought to you by Cookie Time. Celebrating 35 years of Christmas cookies. You can book a seller now at christmascookies.co.nz. Brian Clint. We talked a little while ago about how Australians, bloody Australians, want to steal all of our fruit pickers for summer.

Remember? I said we'll give you $2,000 to come over to Australia and pick our fruit. You can pick our bananas. You grow bananas? Yeah, up in North Queensland. You can pick our mangoes. You guys grow mangoes? North Queensland as well.

You can pick our pineapples? North Queensland. Right, I'm getting a tropical vibe. We grow everything. Yeah, right. Anyway, they need fruit pickers. Everywhere needs fruit pickers because of COVID. But New Zealand needs fruit pickers too,

and we're fighting back. Okay, so here, New Zealand, if you know how to pick fruit, here's a chance for you to make some money this summer. Okay? And everybody needs that. Plus the camaraderie of picking fruit with your colleagues or something.

My flatmates went and done this. Did they? Yeah, my flatmate Claudia, she decided she would go to somewhere. To Boogie? No, she went to a winery to pick grapes. Oh, Waiheke Island. Marlborough. Blenheim.

Blenheim, yep. I want to say she's in Blenheim, yep. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, shout out to Claudia, she's having a great Islands. I want to say... Marlborough. Blenheim. Blenheim, yep. Blenheim, yep. I want to say she's in Blenheim, yep. Oh, beautiful. Shout out to Claudia. She's having a great time. I don't know if grapes are included in this, but hopefully they are because they're fruit. Is the grapes fruit?

Yeah, let's go with the ESPN. New Zealand needs 10,000 fruit pickers this summer. They need 10,000 people to go fruit picking. So no one wants to do it because it's too hard. So the government is going to pay you to do it. It's quite a hard job, right? You're from a fruit picking family. It's quite hard work. Look, it's not easy. It is back-breaking

labour that a lot of people probably wouldn't be used to. It's rough. Do you eat much fruit when you're fruit picking? Absolutely. There's some perks to fruit picking. There's got to be a limit though. I imagine sometimes you're a long way from a toilet. I spent a summer picking stone fruit

and let's just say don't eat too many stone fruit. It has a certain effect. There's a reason those trees are self-fertilising. Okay, so if you go and pick fruit in New Zealand this summer

they'll give you $200 a week towards your accommodation costs. That's good. It's pretty good. I don't imagine it costs $200 a night or a week to stay on a fruit orchard.

They'll give you $1,000 cash. Up front? No. No? You work six weeks, they'll give you $500 at halfway and $500 at the six-week mark. Right, like a little bonus. Like a bonus, yeah. And you also get a wet weather payment as well.

What's that mean? If you have to go- If you can't work. Oh, yeah, that's what it'll be. Because I think, yeah, if it's raining, you can't work. Oh yeah that's what it'll be. Yeah if it's raining you can't work so they pay you anyway. I thought it was you get extra money if you have to pick the fruit in the rain. I was like well that's nice. I want a BYO

jacket. You can so tell you're not from a farm. Yeah well that is self evident. My shoes are too white. Yeah. Is that enough to make you go fruit picking this summer? You've got some time off. I do have some time off actually. Do you want to go fruit picking? I mean, to be honest, if I didn't have another job,

then I probably would. It's actually quite therapeutic, fruit picking. Just you and the vines. Yeah, it's just, you know, you go out there and you feel like you've done some physical work. You don't have to go to the gym because, I mean, you're doing it every day. My issue would be T-shirt tan and how strong the T-shirt tan would get.

It's called farmer's tan. Are you allowed to? Oh, right. My dad has it on his biceps and he has a permanent pair of socks on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you allowed to fruit pick shirt off or is that an Osh hazard? I'm not asking for me. I'm not going to go and do it.

I'm just asking for anyone out there. Would you fruit pick with your shirt off? Well, not me. It's been a while since I've been to the me. I'm not going to go and do it. I'm just asking for anyone out there. Would you fruit pick with your shirt off? Well, not me. It's been a while since I've been to the gym. Speaking of bowlers or someone who thinks they're a bowler, let's talk about a Nigerian influencer named Pretty Mike. Oh, yeah. You got my attention.

He likes to call himself Pretty Mike. He's nicknamed himself that. That's always good. He's got 300,000 followers and he has stunned guests at a celebrity wedding after arriving with six heavily pregnant women and claiming that they were all expecting his child. What the hell kind of flex is that? He's posed with all six women.

And can I say beautiful women and yep they're all heavily pregnant and he's saying I got them all pregnant at the same time. Right. Anyone who has had one child will not find that an impressive like brag. Why would you do that? Why would you want to have six babies at the same time? Why would you want to have six babies at the same time? Why would you ever want to do that, regardless of how many women there were pregnant?

Apparently this stand-up fella has said that he would want to have six wives. He wants to have six wives. Okay. And people are saying he's a philanthropist. A philanthropist? Yeah. Why? I don't know.

That's what they're calling him. What's philanthropic about getting six women Why? I don't know. That's what they're calling him. What's philanthropic about getting six women pregnant? I don't know. He's got philanthropy. Right. Is he a philanthropist or is he a philanderer? Philanthropist? Anyway, people are calling BS on his claim

that he's impregnated all six women at the same time. Right. People are saying, I'm not buying it. I don't think it's true. Other people are saying, I believe it. It's an incredible like. Oh my God. Is there anyone more virile than him?

Right. And even just the logistical timing of it all to sync all of those things up. Because it's actually not easy to get pregnant. So for him to have got, because I imagine if he's got six women pregnant, it's all for the gram, you know? He wants that photo of him with six pregnant women at once. What, you think if he didn't actually do it?

No, no, no, I'm saying if he did do it, he's done it so pretty Mike can go, I'm the influencer with six pregnant wives. God, I hate influencers. That's disgusting if that's the reason. Yeah, so I don't. That's disgusting if that's the reason. Yeah. So I don't think it's possible. If it is, it's the most incredible coincidence. And pretty Mike, if you love those women

and you plan on raising all of those children as your own and those women all love you, then good on you. Love knows no bounds. But for me, I go, it's a lot of nappies. It's a lot of midnight bottle feeds. It's a lot of nappies, it's a lot of midnight bottle feeds, it's a lot of baby clothes. He better have an influence and deal where he's getting free nappies at least. I just hope that those women are getting the support that they need

if that's the case because, I mean, I imagine being pregnant and if it's their first time, not an easy thing, especially if Pretty Mike, all he wants to do is post about it on Instagram. Well, that's the catch. That's what happens when you get pregnant to Pretty Mike, I guess. Here's a tricky question for you this afternoon. How many kids have you got to how many people? Yeah, have you got a bunch of kids to different people? Or how many kids has your partner got to different people? Maybe you've got one of the kids, but he's got two or three other baby mamas going on

or baby daddies going on. There were three others. I don't know. I don't know how it's going to work. There will definitely be people like two, kids to two people, pretty normal these days. Not a big deal. Kids to three people,

starts to get a little bit more spicy, doesn't it? A little bit more interesting. Christmas starts to get a little bit more complex. Four people? I mean, you're getting around, aren't you? You little bit more interesting. Christmas starts to get a little bit more complex. Four people? I mean you're getting around aren't you? You start to need a spreadsheet just to keep track of how Christmas is going to go. Absolutely.

So let's see what we get. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. How many kids have you got to how many different people? Let us know. It doesn't have to be you. It could be your partner.

It could be someone else. Strap yourselves in because Nigerian influencer Pretty Mike, he's claimed to have impregnated six women around all the same time. They're all heavily Jew. It's on his Instagram. His Instagram's public. You can go and see. Must be real then.

People are saying they don't believe it. Well, someone's also texted us and said, how do you guys know that he's not a sperm donor? How do you know it's not like a... Because he's nicknamed himself Pretty Mike. Anyway, six babies to six different women at the same time. It is... He said he wants to have

six wives. Yeah. It's irresponsible good way to start He better be doing A hell of a lot of sponsored posts If he's going to pay for six babies At the same time Yeah, you'd think so So we want to know

From you How many kids you got To how many different people Yes Can you contend with Pretty Mike Hi Steve Hey, how you doing Steve

How many babies To how many people I have ten brothers and sisters And they have seven brothers Whoa Wait, you've got ten brothers Ten brothers and sisters and they have 7 mothers. Wait, you've got 10 brothers and sisters? Wait, you've got 10 brothers and 10 sisters? Or 10 brothers and sisters? 6 sisters, 4 brothers.

And 7 different mums? Do you all have the same dad? All have the same dad, yeah. Your dad was busy. How complex is Christmas for your family? We don't really get along, so it's not really that bad. He never buys Christmas presents anyway. All right.

Steve, I love how you're just like, this is how it is. Just bond over your mutual dislike for him. Fair enough. Thank you, Steve. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi.

How many babies to how many different people? Not me, my mother, but I've got seven siblings and we have five different fathers. Whoa. So who's the ones that have the same daddy? Yeah. The younger. The younger ones.

Mum just couldn't make up her mind. No. Very indecisive. Grace, I bet you and your siblings are all super close though, right? Yeah, no, we are. We're super, super close. Yeah, we're a very close type family. Grace, can I ask, do you guys all like look really similar

or do you all look different? You look different. Yeah, we all look different. Like we range from dark skin to brown eyes to blonde hair, blue eyes. Right. Do you ever turn to one of your brothers or sisters and go, who's your dad again? No.

Which one's your dad? I get in trouble for that. Yeah, right. I get in trouble for that. Yeah, Christmas comes around and Grace yells out, whose dad is this? Who's dad's at the door? Sam's here.

Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. How many babies to how many people? So it wasn't me, but a guy I used to work with had seven kids to six women. Whoa. Seven kids to six women?

Yeah, seven kids to six women. He's starting to keep track of grandkids after when I was working with him as well. Is he a stand-up bloke who's paying his child support and supporting his children and showing up to weekend sport and doing the school drop-offs and stuff? Definitely not. Damn. I thought you were about to say definitely yes.

No. I don't think it's humanly possible that he's a dropkick. Yeah, right, okay. Really? Oh, shock. Well, it's not looking good

for Pretty Mike either then, is it? Yeah, look out, Pretty Mike. Bree and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second of a song. All right, that's where we go head-to-head guessing music. The names of songs, the artists. First to three wins the game, and we play for people. Lisa, hello, mate. Hello, how are you? Good thanks. Who are you backing in this afternoon? Who do you want to play for you?

I'm going to have to go Clint, sorry. No worries, that means Richie Rich, I've got you mate. Oh Bree, you've got this. Thank you Richie, I'm due, I'm due. Producer Anastasia runs the game. Anastasia, what's this week's theme? This week's theme is road trip songs

because we're due to go on our juicy road trip. Our ultimate summer roadie. Happy birthday, by the way. Oh, thank you. Oh, yes, happy birthday. You haven't been on the show yet today. We haven't had a chance to say happy birthday. Thanks for the 50th time.

Happy birthday. Yeah, I wanted to do birthday songs, but unfortunately there's only one by Lionel Richie, so... What about... What about Cakey Perry? What about Rent-A-Birthday Cake? Actually, there's also It's My Birthday

You know the My Birthday Anyways Let's hear song number one Clint Highway to Hell ACDC I feel like that song I feel like that song's

In every week In one song I put an Australian one So I thought you'd get You know I never get it as well. Okay well I'll note that for next time.

No it's my fault not your fault. Yeah I've just seen I literally did it three weeks ago. Aka Daka. Let's go to song number two. Clint.

Rihanna Shut Up and Drive we're doing it for birthday baby. You mean Friday Oaky. Yeah we're singing this song today. It was your choice

as well. I know. Can I just say I think today is the the worst Friday OK I've ever recorded. Well, Ibra had to record mine in eight minutes, so do the math on that. I think it will be better than what I've done. I don't think so. There's something about the pitch of this song that doesn't, I can't, I just, anyway, you'll hear it. Let's hear song number three.

Three. Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. That's correct. She's hear it. Let's hear song number three. Brie. Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. That's correct. She's still in it. Still in it, Brie. God, I love that. That's one of my all-time favourite songs. I wish you'd gone,

sorry, it's actually the Jonas Blue remix. Of Fast Car. I would have taken it, you know? I would have taken it. I'm feeling very, very good for that. Generous. So we're at two points to Clint and one for Brie. Let we're at two points to Clint and one for Bree.

Let's hear song number four. Clint. I think that I did hear a Bree at the start. Sorry. The Proclaim is 500 Miles. High break now. This is going to be... Oh, shit.

Here we go. Ben, play song number five. Bree! Rascal Flatts, Life is a Highway. Congratulations. Yes! Second week in a row for you, Bree. She came back.

Richie, my brother. What? Yes! Yes, Richie. You've done it. Congratulations. I'm super proud of you. I'm super proud of you, Richie.

No, this is all you. No, mate, it was you. I was morally supporting you. It was you for believing in me. It was a little bit me for losing as well. Yeah, it was too. Yeah, yeah. You enjoy that fuel.

Richie! You meant to be on my side, mate. Brian Clint, back in a minute. See you then. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. ora, I'm, will love it. Gone by lunchtime, grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey. And I'm Duncan Grave. We're the hosts of The Real Pod and Confession Cam Time. We bloody

love reality telly. If we sound like your type on paper, join us each week for your fix of reality TV news, recaps and gossip. On The Real Pod, it's perfectly fine to like reality TV. It's a safe space, so let down your walls, wear your heart on your sleeve, and remember, it is what it is. And what it is, is The Real Pod.

Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Brian Clint. Can you believe it? It's only 18 days till Christmas. No, it's not. For a second, I was like, I'm not ready. I was just testing you. I don't know how many days it is.

It's not far, though. The Christmas, the Christmas. The studio has been fully decorated, though. We've been Christmified. Christmas is upon us. And I wanted to talk about Christmas films for a minute because in our family family we have a tradition where we always watch the same Christmas movie

on Christmas night. Is it? Mm-hmm. The road trip one. I feel like you're on the right track. Yeah. It's got two different names depending on what country you're in. Yep.

National Lampoon's Family Yep. National Lampoon's Family Holiday. National Lampoon's Family Christmas or whatever it is. And what's the other name of it called? Uh... Anyway, it's the same tradition in Lucy's family. The one with Chevy Chase. Do they watch the same movie? When they go under the truck in the car and he's got the Christmas tree on the roof. It is the best

Christmas movie ever. So good. It's where he puts all the lights on the house and it takes all the power from the whole city. Yes, that's right. It's so good. Chevy Chase is amazing. But there's a new movie that was out a couple of days ago, or yesterday

actually, and it's called Happiest Season. It's a new Christmas movie. It's in cinemas right now. It stars Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis, if you know her. She's been in quite a few things. But this movie is the first ever studio-backed holiday rom-com to centre on a queer couple.

Oh, good idea. First ever. We've got a bit of the trailer here. Take a listen. Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship. She is my person and I really want everyone to know that. I want to marry her. I can't believe I'm finally going to meet everyone.

There's something that we should talk about. Hi! Hi! I didn't tell my parents. I'm gay. So who do they think I am? This is Harper's orphan friend, Abby. I mean, relatable.

Yeah. To any person that's in the LGBTQI community. So what, she takes Kristen Stewart home and then pretends that they're not a couple for Christmas? Yeah, she's like, my family doesn't know. Can you just pretend to be my roommate? Good storyline. Yeah, but apparently it is quite a dark movie in the sense of it hits home in quite a real way. Yeah.

But pretty cool that it's the first, yeah, Christmas movie ever to centre a queer couple. A gay yuletide. Which I saw, actually, there's another Christmas movie out that centres a gay couple. Oh, yeah. And one of the main guys is Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's so cute. Is Aaron Samuels... Who looks sexy with his hair pushed back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's so cute. Is Aaron Samuels... Who looks sexy with his hair pushed back. Yes, right. Sorry, no. He's been on Broadway for a while. Sorry, I was thinking of the guy who was asking if you wanted your muffin buttered. No, different guy.

Different guy. The guy who's almost too gay to function. Yeah, no, no, no. His name was Damien. Yes. Anyway, there you go. Out yesterday, Happiest Season. On Netflix?

No, in the movies. Oh, in the movies movies. Studio, yeah, studio-backed holiday rom-com. It's in the cinemas right now. Yeah, right. There you go. Buzzy. Kristen Stewart.

She's making a comeback, baby. She got a tan for this movie or is she still? I don't know. Go see it. I guess it's winter in America. Yeah, it's winter. It's snow you know Makes sense

Christmas dinner I've never cooked it I would never wish my family To eat a Christmas dinner That I've cooked Because I love them too much I love my family too much Why can't you step up

I love my family Why can't you step up Get on the barbecue for Christmas You could do that I love my family too much To cook you step up, get on the barbecue for Christmas? You could do that. I love my family too much to cook for them. Oh, that is a cop out. I know they'll have a better Christmas than someone else cooks. But maybe I should this year because according to TikTok,

we've been cooking Christmas dinner wrong this whole time by putting it in the oven. Idiots. You actually pioneered this technique on our show a couple of years ago when you cooked a lasagna not in the oven, but in the dishwasher. Been doing it for years. And according to this viral TikTok,

the dishwasher is exactly where you should be putting Christmas dinner this year. No, no, no, no. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.

What are you cooking in the dishwasher? Have a listen. Did you know you could cook your veggies in the dishwasher? This is the best holiday dinner hack. Put veggies in mason jars, add water, and run them in a normal dishwasher cycle. Instant Veggies, best cooking hack. Oh, she sounds way too upbeat.

She says it in such a nice, relatable tone as well. She says it like she's being full serious. So she's filled the mason jars with veggies. They haven't mixed the veggies. The broccoli goes in one jar. The carrots go in another jar. The beans in another jar. Add some water to it.

Would that just be ludicrous if they mixed the vegetables? And then she's put them in the dishwasher in the top rack, the cups rack, and then run a dishwasher cycle. And she believes perfect steamed veggies. All I can say is I've cooked stuff in the dishwasher a fair few times. Don't ask me why, but I have. Yeah. Every time, no matter what, it has an

underlying taste of dirty dishwater. Right. Well, it shouldn't because of the mason jars this time. They should be sealed in there. Doesn't matter. When you cooked us that lasagna, it was just in tinfoil. Yeah, I'm telling you. And it definitely tasted like Finnish Powerball. It will taste like dirty dishwater. Look, I'm not an advocate

for the dishwasher. I'm just reporting the facts, okay? I agree with you If you went around to grandma's house for Christmas And she pulled Christmas dinner out of the dishwasher You'd go, oh man, it's time for grandma to go to her home Yeah, let's put her in, mum This is grandma's last Christmas at home And grandma's like, no, don't put me in her home

I'm trying a new thing off TikTok And you're like, grandma, you're not on TikTok. Imagine if you, oh, is anyone's grandma on TikTok? What a dope grandma. Does anybody need that recipe again? No, I feel like. Did you know you could cook your veggies in the dishwasher? This is the best holiday dinner hack.

Put veggies in mason jars, add water, and run them in a normal dishwasher cycle. Instant veggies, best cooking hack. Her voice is so nice. Bree and Clint. B-B-B-B-Friday! It's the best! I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Bree and Clint.

You've made my Friday again. B-B-B-Friday-oke! Can I just say, I don't want to play mine this week. I've listened to it multiple times hoping that I would get used to it and I'm just being overly judgmental. Do you want to forfeit?

It's got no better. I will forfeit. That means we don't have to play mine either. Oh, but then we've got nothing to play. Don't be a sissy. You can win. I'm sure it's fine. You can win the segment.

No. But we have to play yours. You have to play it to win. I don't want to win by forfeit. It's like rugby. You have to show up to the ground to win. I want to win because I earned it. Oh, fine. Okay, today we're doing Rihanna.

We're going on a week-long road trip next week, so we're doing Shut Up and Drive. I don't think I'm going to earn anything with mine. I had to do mine because I had this other thing on, so I had to do mine in like nine minutes. And you can tell. God, we're full of excuses this week, aren't we? Quick, make up another excuse.

I've got laryngitis. Is this mine? This is yours. Here we go. You'll hear Bree's first, then you'll hear mine, then you can pick a winner. Bree and Clint. I've been looking for a driver who is qualified.

So if you think that you're the one, then step into my ride. I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine. Got a sunroof top and a gangsta lean. So if you're feeling heavy, no, no, no. Come on now, what you waiting for, for, for? My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode. So stop me off and watch me go, go, go. Get you where you want to go, if you know what I mean.

Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine. Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights? If you can, baby boy, then we can go all night. Because it's zero to 60 in 3.5. Baby, you got the keys. Now shut up and drive, drive, drive. Shut up and drive, drive, drive. Shut up and drive, drive, drive.

That's pretty good. I'm pretty happy with that. Yeah, you should be. It's better than what I normally produce. You're about to get more happy with it, trust me. Alright, come on, I believe in you. I'm sorry in advance, okay? Some songs just aren't made for the male register.

And I firmly believe that. But here is my best crack at Rihanna for Friday O'Keefe. I've been looking for a driver who is qualified So if you think that you're the one, step into my ride I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine Got a sunroof top and a gangster lean So if you're feeling let me know, no, no Speed machines, got a sunroof top and a gangster lean. So if you're feeling, let me know, know, know.

Come on now, what you waiting for, for, for? My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode. So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go. Get you where you want to go, if you know what I mean. Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine can you handle the curves can you run all the lights if you can baby boy then we can go all night cause it's zero to sixteen three point five baby you got the keys now shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive. Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive. A friend wouldn't have made me do that. Mate, sometimes your friends have to push you.

Yeah, they push me too far. They push me off a cliff this way. It wasn't as bad as what you're saying. Five votes will decide the winner of Friday Okie. That's it, five votes. Who have you got this week? Oh, 800 dials in him. We'll get you on. Brie and Clint. Friday Okie!

You just heard two Friday Okies. One from Brie, one from me. Both attempting to do our best Rihanna shut up and drive ahead of our week- long road trip around the South Island next week. Makes sense. We're going on the road.

Do a song about driving. It's very topical. Yeah. No one's complaining about that. It's more. You know what? Let's just play it.

Here was Brie. Now shut up and drive. Drive. Drive. Shut up and drive. Drive. Drive. I was pretty happy

with mine this week. You had a bit of a Rihanna swagger about you. Yeah a little bit. So did I. Now shut up and drive, drive, drive. I was pretty happy with mine this week. You had a bit of a Rihanna swagger about you. Yeah, a little bit. So did I. Now shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive. Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive. If Rihanna was a drunk 45-year-old competing in a West Auckland karaoke competition. All right, five votes.

We'll decide. Let's kick it off with Keegan. Hello. Hi, Keegan. How you going? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good, mate, good.

Good. Who's won Fridayoke this week? Clint, I've got to give it to you, bro. Way more effort put in. I love it. You're joking. What a joke, Keegan. Get him off the stage.

I love it. Right, you'd play it on your iPod, all right? Have another drink, Keegan. Get him off the station. I love that. Right, you'd play it on your iPod, alright? Have another drink, Keegan. Have another drink. Thanks, Keegan. Let's go to Adam. Hey, Adam. Hello, Adzy. How you going? Good, mate. What are your thoughts? Who's got it this week? I think

Bree's got it this week. Thank you. That clip of your talk-up, I was expecting something completely different and you still did very well. Yeah, I thought so too. Oh, you thought it was better than I... Okay, talk-up, I was expecting something completely different, and you still did very well. Yeah, I thought so too. Oh, you thought it was better than I... Okay, all right. Well, I appreciate it, and a vote for Bree.

Thank you, Adam. Let's go to Missy. Hi, Missy. Hello, Missy. Hey. What are your thoughts, Missy? Give it to us straight. I'm going down on how hard I danced to H,

and I am going to give it to Clint on this one. Actually had more fun. I had your booty moving with my version. Loved it. Got my dance. All right. Thanks, Missy. Thank you, Missy.

Okay. Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hey. Hey. How you going? This is the deciding vote here. Oh, it could be.

Yeah, if you go Clint, I'm out. I'm thinking Clint nailed it. Are you serious? If Clint wins this week I am going on strike for Friday I'm not doing it next week I'm going on strike

The variation in the voice Nailed it Yeah right Okay This is ridiculous Scott hi Hello Scott Hi

Who's your vote for Scott? It's Brie Yeah right You did so well bud Yeah Okay Alright Hello, Scott. Hi. Who's your vote for, Scott? It's Brie. Yeah, right. Thanks, mate. You did so well, bud. Yeah. Okay. All right.

No Friday-oke next week. Thank you, Scott. Well, there is no Friday-oke next week because we don't have a studio in the caravan, so we do get a week off. I'm not doing Friday-oke for the rest of the year. I'm out. No more Friday-oke. Brie and Clint.

Time for Birthday Banger. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? We're about to find out. Hi, Rachel.

G'day, Rach. G'day. How you doing? Happy Friday. How are you, Rach? We are great, thank you very much. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, yes.

Happy Friday to you. You having a few celebratory drinks for the end of the week? Just a couple, yes. Yeah, why not? Let's do your birthday bang. What's your birthday? 24th of the 7th, 1980. Right, you were 16 in 1996 on the 24th of July. And, Rachel, here's your birthday bang.

Rach, correct me if I'm wrong, but do I detect a little bit of an English accent? A little bit, yes. Wow. Right up your alley then. Girl power. You've got the Spice Girls. Do you love it? Oh, I love it.

Yeah, nice. So good. 1996. 1996. Let's go to Natasha. Yeah, nice. It's so good. 1996. 1996. Let's go to Natasha. Hi, Natasha. Hello, Tash. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, good, thank you. That's very good. Natasha, what's your birthday? Okay, it's 18th of February, 1978. All right, you were 16 in 1994 on the 18th of February.

And in the 94s, this had a number one. Vega. Oh, it's cutting you. Natasha. I remember that song. Do you love it? Does it bring back good memories? I do love it.

Yeah. Yes, awesome. I'll be dancing in the car. That is a mojito one. Everybody wants your love. I love it. Yeah, it's good. Okay, wait there, Natasha.

Let's do one more for Charlotte. Hey, Charlotte. Hello, Charlotte. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Charlotte. Good, thank you. I heard it's your birthday tomorrow.

Yeah, it is. Happy birthday for tomorrow, thank you. I heard it's your birthday tomorrow. Yeah, it is. Happy birthday for tomorrow. Thank you. What are you doing for it? Typical BYO. Love it. More drinks afterwards. Cheap and cheerful.

BYO to the restaurant, then BYO drinks back to your place. Oh, yeah. BYO beer bong. Charlotte, what's your birthday? What year? 1996. Right, Charlotte, you were 16 in 2012 on the 28th of November. And here's your birthday banger.

Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop on Gangnam Style. I want to play all three. I'm just going to put it out there. All three I think should be played. What year is this? 2012.

Yeah. Chips and gravy. That's a good birthday banger. Do you like it, Charlotte? I'm not sure if I'm proud of it, but it's a decent song. It's a nine-minute time. Hey, you'll like it after the BYO, okay? Okay, sure. Yeah, right. I wantminute time. Hey, you'll like it after the BYO, okay? Okay, sure.

Yeah, right. I want them all. I know you want them all. Let's play them all. We can't do them all. That's not the rules. We want them all. We want them all.

Okay, I'm the only one chanting. That's what makes it such a hard competition is that we can only play one. I know, but they're all so good. So which one is the best? Oh, fine. Give it up. Cut and move. Oh, my God. That is the best? Oh, fine. Give it up. Cut and move. Oh, my God.

That is the one I want. I totally agree with you. Natasha. Oh, that's awesome. You've won birthday banger. Yay. Awesome. Yes, Natasha.

Thank you. I'm so glad I found my art book. Natasha, I'm so glad I found you. fuck Natasha I'm so glad I found you Greg like his birthday mega runs in him Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, oh mine

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-now Baby, give it up, give it up Baby, give it up Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-now Baby, give it up, give it up, baby, give it up Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now Baby, give it up, give it up, baby, give it up Everybody sees you Everybody looks and stares I'd just like to make you mine, oh mine Mm-hmm

Now, now, now, now, now, now, now Baby, give it up, give it up Baby, give it up Now, now, now, now, now, now, now Baby, give it up, give it up Baby, give it up Outro Music Thank you. Only you, this novel, this full-time fanatic Give it up, give, give, give it up If only we're together we can each make time Everybody wants you Say everybody wants your lovin'

I'd just like to make you mine all night Mine Now, now, now, now, now, now Baby, give it up, give, now Baby, give it up, give it up Baby, give it up Now, now, now, now, now, now, now Baby, give it up, give it up Baby, give it up

Can you give it, can you give it, give it up Come on, baby, I need your love Give it up, give it up Give it up, some of your love Come on and play need your love Give it up, give it up Give it up, give it up Give it up some of your love Come on and play the game of love Give it up, give it up Everybody in the league

Give it up Come on baby I need your love Give it up, give it up And I touch you can I love you Give it up, give it up Come on baby, baby I love you Come on baby, baby, I love you Baby, give it up Baby, give it up

Baby, give it up Baby, give it up Baby, give it up ZM Brandt Clint The winner of Birthday Banger Is some cut and move It's called Give It Up Do we have time for one more song

Spice Girls For a Friday To spice up your life Come on Clint Not really The people want it We can drop that other thing. Who cares about that last thing we're doing?

We've got to give away $250. Yeah, we'll do that. Yeah. We'll do that. One more song and then we'll do it. Yo! Yeah! One more song.

Can't pass up the Spice Girls. So against the rules. Let your act together, we could be just fine. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. Don't tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna take a take on. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Making love's forever, friendship never ends. If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give. Taking it's too easy, but that's the way it is.

What you think about that? Now you know how I feel. Say you could handle my love. Are you for real? I won't be hasty. I'll give you a try. If you really bug me, then I'll say goodbye. Yo, I'll tell you what I want you really bug me Then I'll say goodbye Yo, I'll tell you what I want

What I really, really want So tell me what you want What you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna really, really, really wanna Take a big time If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever Friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover You have cast a game You've got to take it It's too easy But that's the way it is So here's a story from A to Z

You wanna get with me You gotta listen carefully We got M in the place Who likes it in your face You got G like MC Who likes it on a easy fee You've got them gone for free She's a real lady

But ask for me How you'll sleep Sum your body down And wine is all around Sum your body down And wine is all around Easy for you, doesn't come for free She's a real lady And ask for me, are you safe? Suck me, buddy, down, and wine is all around Suck me, buddy, down, and wine is all around If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends Make it last forever Friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover You have got to give Taking it's too easy But that's the way it is. If you want to be my lover. You've got to, you've got to, you've got to, you've got to, you've got to. Make me a touch more forever. Somebody down the line is all around.

Somebody down the line is all around. Somebody down the line is all around. Somebody down the line is all around. Ziddy and Bree and Clint. It's the Spicies. And Wannabe. Shout out to Diane. She said, thanks for playing Spice Girls.

Perfect way to end a fry. She said yay, but I'm going to say it's a fry day. No, you quote her. Verbatim. She's gone to the effort of sending us the sticks. People are now saying we should fully send it and play Gangnam Style. Yeah. No, we're not going to.

No, we're not going to. No, that's against the rules. What's the point of even having a decision-making practice if we play them all? What about Gangnam Style? Oh, it was on time, too. Free and Clint. What would a four-year-old order from McDonald's if it was up to him? Oh, nuggets?

No. No? No, not nuggets. Happy meal. You forget about the happy meal, how popular it is. Yeah. Well, you don't even have to guess because there's a story that's coming out of Brazil about a kid who apparently went behind his mum's back. She's turned her back for a minute and he's used her mobile phone to order $100 worth

of McDonald's. Legend. This is so good. Apparently, she was very shocked when ten bags of fast food turned up at their door. Very confused. The four-year-old wasn't confused. He was like, that's mine. I've ordered that. Excuse me. And grabbed the bags and took it in. You want to know what he ordered?

Yeah. He ordered six promotional meals, six happy meals, eight special offer toys, ten milkshakes and eight McSundays. See, at first when you said this, I was like, oh, he doesn't know what he's doing. He's just pushed heaps of buttons and he's ended up with an order that's come. But that's a very deliberate order. It was a phone order, so he knew what he was doing.

Oh, it wasn't through the app. I thought it was through the McDonald's app. He called them up and he put in an order over the phone. He was able to confirm the address for delivery. And he's four. And he's four. He's a genius. Who's the person at McDonald's who's accepting this order from the four-year-old?

You know that it's, you know there's something up. Do you, though? Yeah, you know. Do you? Well, actually. You know, the only thing, my only query I have is, I mean, the only way I can tell that he's a four-year-old is he ordered ten milkshakes and eight sundaes.

Too much dairy? Too much. It's all ice cream. Where's the actual liquid to break it down? Because if you say that it's not the person who accepted this order's fault, it could be argued that a four-year-old could sound like a drunk person. And you go,

oh yeah. Which would also explain that amount of dairy. Nah, I sound at least six. Podcasts with mobile smiles. Register, fill up. Redeem points for rewards. Easy. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. ZM.