ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 28th 2018

Episode Date: November 28, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, Brie and Clint. How good is it? How good is it that we're here? We're doing the radio thing.

You're searching for positives already? We've just started the show, mate. It's gonna be a good day. No, I'm being serious. Oh, okay. I thought you were trying to convince yourself. McDonald's launched a new McFlurry. It's delicious. That a good day. No, I'm being serious. Oh, okay. I thought you were trying to convince yourself. McDonald's launched a new McFlurry. It's delicious.

That's what it is. You're high on sugar. Oh, my God. I need to stop eating that ice cream. It's like crack. Running around in circles. Someone just told you there's cheese outside as well. And my eyes lit up.

I mean, how good's a cheese? Let's just talk about a cheese board for a second. Sure thing. I'm with you. I mean, how good's a cheese? Let's just talk about a cheese board for a second. Sure thing. I'm with you. I mean, cheese is amazing. And then a cheese board is a plethora of different cheeses where you can enjoy them all at once. And then you know where you go to from a cheese board.

I'm very happy that these have become trendy all of a sudden. Yeah. Grazing tables. Even better. I mean, there's people at the moment who are competitive with the platters they put out. I know you are. And I'm all about that competition.

If you're having a platter competition, I am happy to be a judge. I would love to be a judge. My sister's wedding, before the actual reception, we had a grazing... You wouldn't even call it a table. Before the reception.

Before the reception. So in between the wedding and when the guests arrived for the reception. Oh, I see what you mean. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We had the biggest plethora of grazing foods I've ever seen. Can I say fantastic use of the word plethora as well? Well done.

Really well done. That's the biggest word I know. It really does seem like we have got a habit of opening the show with food chat because this time yesterday it was coriander and boy did we start a war. I did not know the power that that herb garnish. It's a herb. It's a herb possessed.

We got... It's broken up families, mate. We got hate mail to do with coriander. There's been multiple complaints. This is what I want to do to start the show today and I know we're doing

coriander chat two days in a row, but we've really opened up a can of worms here. Call us if you hate coriander. If you're the person who thinks you hate coriander the most in all of New Zealand, we want to hear from you on 0800DALS.M. Because we don't get it. And I want to know, what does it taste like to you? Why do you hate it so much?

We'll give you the results of the poll that was done on our Bree and Clint Instagram. Oh, thousands of votes on that too. We settle the coriander debate next. I'm excited. But you've got to call us. Only if you hate it. And we'll talk to you after

Drake. Bree and Clint, this is God's Plan ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. What we are doing is getting to the bottom of this whole coriander thing. Because yesterday, how did it even come up? How did we even start talking about it? I think literally just before we started the show, I looked at you and said, coriander, yes or no?

And you were like, yep. And I was like, me too, I like it. I didn't think it was that big a deal to say that. No, I knew it was a big deal. We've been running a poll on our Instagram and producers, can I please get a drum roll on our page for when we come time to reveal these results? Was coriander yes or no? In the meantime, we've asked you to call us if you hate coriander.

You know, if coriander is the sort of thing that really sets you off. And why do you hate it so much? Why do you hate it so much? We have got some calls. We're going to start off with Anna. You hate coriander. I absolutely can't stand it. Why?

Why? Why coriander? Why do you hate it so much? It's so delicious. What do you put on your taco? I'm pretty sure it's poisonous. It tastes like perfume or cat piss. Wow.

You've tasted both of those things? Yeah well no But I can imagine You know that to us It doesn't taste like that right? But that's the weird thing That's the weird thing I don't get it

To me it tastes like that And I don't drink radio stations But the fact that we're not Calling her so much Really helps You felt compelled I don't call radio stations But but you know that she means business. We got a DM to our Instagram yesterday of someone whose husband has a tattoo on his body.

And it says F Coriander. And his one's not censored. You can buy those t-shirts as well. It's tattooed on his body. That's how strongly he feels about it. Julia, hi. Hi. Coriander, yes or no? Um, a big fat

no, sorry. What does it taste like for you, Julia? Um, what does it taste like? It's just, well, yeah, perfume a little bit. I don't get the last call about the cat's piss. I mean, I haven't quite tasted that one yet, but yeah, kind of um, it's just awful. It's like the Chinese, I work in a restaurant.

Obviously, I see it every single day on every single dish. And even when I go out to eat, even to a cafe, they put it on everything. You can't just walk in and order something. I have to say, is there coriander? Sometimes you kind of have to say, well, actually, I'm allergic because they might be lying. You're not allergic, though. You just hate it.

I'm not allergic, but I've hated it probably since forever. And I've talked it on to my son. My mum hates it. So I've heard that it's a blood type, but I don't know if that's altogether true. A blood type? A blood type. What blood type is Julia?

Whatever anti-coriander is. Producers, we need to grab a drum roll, by the way, for when these results come out. We'll go to one more. Deanne. Hi. Do you hate coriander? I loathe it.

Why? I just don't like the taste of it. And I'm a chef by day, right? And we use it in quite a few recipes. And I have to try these recipes. And every time I do, I gag. What is it? So we've had perfume and cat piss. What does coriander taste like to you? Oh, I can't describe it.

I wouldn't say cat, well, yeah, close to cat piss. Hey, that smell of cat piss? I've heard people say soap. Does soap bring up a taste to you? Nah, not soap. No, because no, no, not soap. More cat piss than soap. Yeah. Hey, well, no, not soap. More cat piss than soap. Hey, well, Deanne, do you want to hear the results of our poll? We've had over 4,000 results, respondents to this. We've run it on our Instagram story. 4,000 votes?

Wow. Over the last 24 hours, the question was just coriander, yes or no? I don't know the results of this yet. Yeah? Yeah, Deanne? It's got to be no. It's got to be no. It's got to be no. Oh, sorry.

You're just voting. With 51% of the vote. That's it. That's it. Coriander got a big yes. Oh, you're kidding. Coriander's won. I'll just tell you.

It is 1985 votes to 1897. It couldn't be closer. How close is that? Yeah, I reckon. It couldn't be closer. How close is that? Yeah, I reckon. It's like the Brexit vote. Seriously. Hmm. All right.

Well, there you go. All of us are one blood type and 50% of the other. Surely it's not blood type. Might be. We should have a test. Let's taste cat piss and then we'll taste curry. Brie and Clint on ZM. Listen up.

If you need an idea for a Christmas present and you love Dyson, I have the gift for you. I love Dyson. No, I love Dyson. No one can afford to give a Dyson product for a Christmas present. Mate. You know, remember we talked about the $700 Dyson hairdryer? Well, how much are the vacuums now?

$1,100. How much are they? The new flash one's $1,100, yeah. The one that you see on the billboards atums now? $1,100. How much are they? The new Flash one's $1,100, yeah. The one that you see on the billboards at the moment is $1,100. I love that you said to me off air, you go, if you get sent a Dyson before me, I'm going to lose my sh... Well, I'm not lying. Mate, you've already got one.

I don't have one. I've been dreaming about one and I could be getting one because this Dyson I'm about to tell you about, you can get for under $100. What is it? Is it a vacuum cleaner? It's a vacuum cleaner. Yeah.

I'm going to tell you how to get it. It's made by Dyson. It's a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Do you want me to read the features that this vacuum has? Yeah. So this vacuum cleaner from Dyson under $100. I'll tell you how much exactly it is in a sec.

Features rotating ball function, twist and turns with ease to reach all those problem spots. It's got suction and dustbin futuristic features and is now available for just under $30. What are you talking about? Is this like Wish?

Is that website Wish and it's like a fake Dyson? No, it's real. Remember how Kmart had those $99 ones? And apparently they're just as good as, but they've got to plug them in. Is it like that? It's not a fake one. Is it imitation?

Is it AliExpress? It's not a fake one. Is it like when you get fake Yeezys off AliExpress? No. But they look really real and you might as well get those ones. Not from Wish, not from Kmart, not made in China. This Dyson is the real deal from the company Dyson. Yeah.

It's the Dyson Ball Toy Vacuum Cleaner. What is a ball toy vacuum cleaner? It's a toy vacuum cleaner. So does it suck? Yes. It sucks? It sucks. It rotates just like the real one, but it's $30.

How big is it? It's kid size. Oh, right. Okay. It's like a dust buster. Who's buying their kid a vacuum cleaner for Christmas? That's what I said. But if you buy your kid this.

Yeah. What? They'll fall in love with vacuum cleaning and they'll do all the chores. I think that's a bit of a reach. Or you just put a Swiffer on their crawling suit and that's a good way of cleaning up. You just put Velcro pads all over them. It's like a robot vacuum cleaner, but it's your baby. Bree and Clint on Zit-In.

I want to talk about Christmas again for a second. And when we talk about Christmas on the show, on Clinton, are we going to have a bust up? You know the deal. On our show. You know there's going to come a time when I want to play Mariah songs. Mariah, her one Christmas song, I will allow. One Christmas song, good one.

You know I'm going to want to play Wham! Last Christmas as well. Nope. Only Elvis. This doesn't even sound like Elvis. Yeah, is this Elvis? This is not Elvis. That's not Elvis. Producer Ben from Christchurch.

Wait. Yeah, from Christchurch. No. Wait. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, there's this theory that's been released today about when someone's holding the Christmas lunch, and for me and my family, that's always at our house. So my mum and I usually do two days of prep for the Christmas lunch. Yeah. There's that much food. So the theory is that some people are now charging per person

to come to the Christmas lunch. Wait, what? Charging their own family for Christmas lunch? Yes, friends and family or whoever's cousins coming to the Christmas lunch, you now have to pay. That's what some people are starting to do because they say that the cost of the person whoever's holding the Christmas lunch is getting too big. Yeah, but that's, okay, that's part of hosting people

is that you're offering up your home and your food. I get it. I'm not expecting to show up for a free meal on Christmas. And in my family. But you are. No, no, no, no. In my family, you get given part of the, no, no. In my family you get given part of the day

to bring along. So whoever is hosting will go okay, you bring the barbecue food you bring the drinks and you bring this and we'll supply

the turkey and all that kind of stuff. But they're not putting a monetary cost on it. They're not going oh, did you enjoy your meal? Well, that's fantastic. On the way out

if you could just swipe your IFPOS card, that'll be $49.95 per head. What if it's just throwing in $30? Because what if you don't bring anything? Producer Ellie,

what do you think? Yeah. I can see why people do this, especially when the same family each year hosts Christmas. Like my family. Yeah, same with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and so often, my family will just get people to bring stuff, but charge for the meat, because there's a lot of meat. Right. Yeah. yeah, yeah. Yeah, and so often my family will just get people to bring stuff but charge for the meat because there's a lot of meat. Right. Yeah. Charge for the meat. So your family actually does this?

Sometimes, yeah. Like we get just a little contribution. My parents will pay for me and my sister because, you know, we're still kids at heart. Mate, you're 26. Mate, all right, all right. Time to start paying. Santa still comes to me too.

I think it's a good idea. I just find it weird putting a monetary. Because what about Uncle Joe who never brings crap? Yeah, I know, but you all get to talk about him and hate on him together. It's festive. It's bonding. Everyone knows who I'm talking about. And then he rocks up and he goes, has anyone got any beers in the, you know what I mean?

He doesn't bring any drinks. He doesn't bring any drinks. He doesn't bring any food. And then he just sits and he basks in all the greatness. No, I get it. I get it. I do get it. But it just seems weird to charge your family for anything. Me and my mum.

It really does to me. I see how much pressure it puts on my mum every year and she loves to do it. Yeah. But I just think, you know, it might be a nice gesture to throw in. And to be honest, I say this having never been the one who's hosted Christmas. It's a lot of work. Yeah, okay.

I want to ask on 0800DARLS.M, what do you think? Is it a good idea? Should there be a fee? Or maybe it should just be like a thing if you want to put in, you know, throw in however much money you think. Sure. You're so against it. It makes me uncomfortable.

The exchanging of the money. Contribute. Please contribute. Please bring something for Christmas. But the exchanging of the money makes me uncomfortable. You know what I mean? Like if someone brings a salad that costs four bucks compared to a whole ham.

Yeah. Not the same. Okay. 0800 dial ZM. You can text 9696. Should people pitch in for Christmas lunch if you're not hosting it? Brie and Clint on ZM. Talking about Christmas.

Hmm. Sorry, I'm getting your song ready. How about this one? Now we're talking. Breeze and Sagana rule that we're only allowed to play Elvis songs. It's nice. I'm just telling you that the rule's not going to last. No, it's good.

Get ready for some Buble. Get ready for everything. I was about to swear then. You were about to cuss out Buble. I was about to cuss out Buble. You've put a controversial theory across this afternoon, which is... It's a theory that's come up on the internet saying maybe if someone's hosting the Christmas lunch,

the other people should pitch in a bit of money. No, you were saying you should charge them. That's the bit that I got uncomfortable at. Right. No, no, no. I don't think they should be charged. Because the bit I thought you were saying is you set a price for Christmas and that's your attendance fee.

And that's the bit I couldn't. I wasn't picturing them walking up and then going, all right, you got to put your money in before you can come in. Because that's what I thought. That's where I thought we were going with this. And that's where I was like, well, so what? If I have it at my house, I'm going to say, mum, great to see you. Cash or credit?

Can't split the bill. We only take one card for you and Dad? No, I'm saying it might be a nice idea that if someone hosts the lunch, that you could pitch in a bit of money. Okay, sure. Veronique? Veronique, yep. Veronique, what do you think? So, I think charging is weird, but for our family, we make a list and then we kind of spread it out. So like, for example, we've got my auntie's coming from Aussie and auntie's coming from Hamilton, then my mum and my brother.

So we all just spread it all out. So it's sort of even, everyone spends the same amount. In terms of like food, like someone brings, you know, the salad and the ham and then someone brings the lasagna. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, so for example, the ham's probably like one of the most expensive ones. So someone would get a ham, someone else would get the chicken, someone else would get like the pork.

Yeah, but what if someone's a bad cook? Pardon? What if someone's like a real bad cook? Do they get the salad? We all kind of cook it together. Right. You just bring it raw and everyone cooks it raw and you cook at the house, right? You don't have to wait until the turkey's cooked.

Mate, the ham takes so long to cook. You need to cook that days in advance. All right. Hey, Maddie, welcome to the show. Hey, how you doing? Good. What do you think? Should you pitch in for Christmas lunch?

So I come from like a medium family and we barter for our Christmas lunch. What do you mean? So we all get together like two months in advance and we barter as to who brings what and whose house it's at. And because we all bring friends and family

with us as well, our friends come and they bring presents for the host or whoever in the family. You know, the Christmas lunch. But we all barter every year and say,

I've done ham this many times. I've done... Wow. You guys have got a real process. You've got the real Christmas spirit running through your family. Two months early as well. That's a whole other time

you guys have to get together as well. Yeah, it's about a whole other department. Who caters that one? Who hosts that one? One more. Bex, you guys have got a really unique rule when it comes to who covers the costs of Christmas. What is that? Yeah, so

just basically, whoever's hosting it, everyone that's coming, last year there was like six lots of six families kind of thing, and we all just, everyone just sent the host $200 and that was kind of like the kitty, and if anyone went to go to the shops or anything

like that, the money came out of there just to avoid, you know, some people going to the shops. $200 per person? For a week, sorry. For the week of Christmas. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Including Christmas dinner and everything like that.

But you guys all moved in for a whole week? Yeah, but where we stayed, we actually had the house next door as well. So everyone just came and went went and if anyone wanted food, they just helped themselves or they were going to the shop. That sounds like a Christmas with no worries or problems, no fights would have been happening. I'm exhausted already.

All right. It does make me a bit hungry though. I'll never forget the year my cousin, I turned around, we hosted the lunch and she's putting into containers all the leftover lasagna and I was like, oh that's nice of her, she's cleaning up. And then I saw her take it with her when she left. She goes,

this will be great for my lunches for the next week. Go inside into an Italian Christmas too, lasagna on Christmas Day. Mate, every year. Turkey lasagna. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger.

All right, this is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. You're going to see all our weird radio facials now too. Hi, Sian. Hi. Sian, what's your birthday? 24th of May, 1966. Okay, Sian.

You were 16 in 1982 on the 24th of March? May. May. Yeah, no, definitely knew it was May. This is number one. This is Joan Jett. Amazing. She must have done a cover of that Britney Spears song,

I Love Rock and Roll. Yeah, Britney did it first, didn't she? Is that what that is, Joan? Amazing. Okay, have done a cover of that Britney Spears song, I Love Rock and Roll. Yeah, Britney did it first, didn't she? Is that what that is, Joan? Amazing. Okay, you're good. Yeah, perfect. Not a bad one. Not a bad one.

Let's see what else we get. Let's go with Scott. Hi, Scott. Hello, Scotty. Hey. What's your birthday, Scott? 9th of December, 1996. Okay, Scott, you were 16 in 2012 on the 9th of December,

and on that day, this was number one. Rihanna, Diamonds. How do you feel about... Yeah, it's good. How do you feel about RiRi? You like her? Yeah, she's not too bad. I listen to her every now and then.

Yeah, good. That's good. You always go one way or the other with guys on Rihanna, whether they can get into it or not. Yeah, no, I like RiRi. I love her. I think she's great. One more. Becca way or the other with guys on Rihanna, whether they can get into it or not. Yeah, no, I like Riri. I love her. I think she's great. One more.

Becca. Hi, Becca. Hi, Becca. What's your birthday? 9-11-1990. Okay, Beck, you were 16 in 2006 on the 9th of November, and back in 2006, this was top of the chart. Put your hands up.

Woo! Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up for Detroit. A your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up for Detroit. A lovely city. You get Fed Le Grand and put your hands up for Detroit. Good song. Good song.

That's an absolute ripper. Are you in the toilet at the moment, Becca? No, I'm up in my dining room. Ones or twos? You go to the toilet in your dining room. The toilet was taken. Sometimes you've got to grab a pot. You installed a toilet in your dining room.

Fancy. That is convenient and disgusting. Hell yeah. What are we going to play? You can cook whilst... Food can go in whilst food is coming out. But Becca, they do say you shouldn't shit where you eat. What are we going to play?

Oh, I like Put Your Hands Up for Detroit. I knew you were going to say that. Oh, tune. Yeah. This is a banger. Sorry, Becca. Oh, no, it was yours. It's Becca's song.

Mate, let's just put our hands up and go for it. This is Birthday Banger, ZM. Brian Clint, it's Fiddle-a-Ground. And put your hands up. You know what that song reminds me of? What's that? Schoolies week. Schoolies.

See, we don't have schoolies in New Zealand. You don't have schoolies here? No, explain what schoolies is. So schoolies is when don't have schoolies in New Zealand You don't have schoolies here? Explain what schoolies is So schoolies is When you graduate high school Everyone Literally everyone in the country Goes to the Gold Coast

Surfers Paradise Yeah So it's a bunch of 17, 18 year olds And you all just party And act like a bunch of idiots It's underage drinking eh? That's what it is Yeah when I think about it

Yeah Well that's what I think Schoolies is. Yep, yep. How is it legal? I don't even know how they get away with it. How is it legal? Because no one takes their parents, right?

No, there's no parents there. Mate, I can't even tell some of the stories that happen at my school is on the radio. It's not good. Right. It needs parent supervision. Sure you don't want to tell any of them? Let's just say at one point in our hotel, we were trying to connect with these boys who were at another hotel, but from our balconies.

Yeah. And so to get our number to them, we wrote on a towel in tomato sauce our number. Yeah. And then we held it up. Foolproof plan. And then met them down on the beach. It was on the beach.

It was on, baby. I want to talk about secret injuries. And by that, I mean injuries that you have had that were a secret to even you. You didn't even realise that you were carrying an injury or you had quite a serious thing that you'd done to yourself. You're like, oh. I didn't know I had hemorrhoids. That's why that hurt. That's what that is. I didn't know I had hemorrhoids. That's why that hurt.

That's what that is. Now, I don't have hemorrhoids, all right? You need to stop. That's what you told me off air. No, it's not what I told you off air. Oh, that was producer Ellie. Ellie told us she has had hemorrhoids and now because she's had hemorrhoids, she's at more of a risk of getting them again in the future. It's okay.

They're perfectly normal. You should stop sitting on cold concrete. It's perfectly fine. It makes it more likely to get them. I just don't have them and I don't want anyone to think that I have them. But it's perfectly fine for you to have them. Do you remember the other week I told you when I went to the osteopath because I put my neck out?

Yep. And I've had this stiff neck. You know when you have a sore neck and you have to turn your whole body to see something beside you? It's the worst. That's what I've had. And so I've been going to see an osteopath, see a chiropractor. You couldn't go back to the osteopath because you farted.

I didn't go back because I farted on him because he put me in a funny position. Or you were just gassy. Been using heat packs, ice packs, deep heat, anika rub, everything. So no one's been able to fix it. No one's been able to fix it. And it's been like a month. It's a big problem because, yeah, you can't really do anything without your neck.

My chiropractor said, well, it's not getting better. We're going to have to give you an x-ray. And so I went and had an x-ray yesterday. He goes, we've got to see if a disc is out of place or something like that. So I did an x-ray yesterday and I went in and saw him this morning. And I got in and he goes, okay,

I need you to sit down for this. I was like, oh my God. Why? It's my neck. Why? And he brought up the x-rays and he goes, do you remember the day your neck got sore? I was like, yeah. He goes, do you remember what you were doing?

I was like, yeah, I know what I was doing. He goes, good. Don't do that thing again because you've fractured your spine. What do you mean? One of vertebrae's in my back is broken like it's got a big crack through it what were you doing um from all i can remember i was chopping down trees at a friend's house we were like cutting down a hedge and moving them into the that's right i was mulching with ross. Picking up big logs and putting them in there. And somehow that thing, the movement of that, I've broken my neck. That's so bad.

And so every day when I've been waking up with this neck that I can't move, it's because I've got a fractured spine. How old are you? No. Right. There's that side of it. But also, who thought that you could break parts of your spine? Without really doing anything.

He said it's not, and there are people who have had spinal injuries and stuff, and I'm not trying to belittle that at all. He said the part of it that I've broken, it can't impact the spinal cord, so I can't be paralyzed or anything like that, and it can't cause nerve damage. But the whole, because the first time I went to see someone, I was like, oh, yeah. Is it what, a hairline fracture? What is it?

No, there's a crack right through it. And he goes, you can see where the cartilage has started to come back into it. So it's over four weeks old. But, yeah. Oh, God. You've got a broken, you've got a fractured spine. That's full on. I was like, right.

So do I need to go on a neck brace, get a full body cast? What's the deal and he goes nah there's nothing you can do you just keep you just have to live with it

it's like when you crack a rib you can't because you can't there's nothing you can do have you cracked a rib before

my mum fell down the stairs like after a few v-nuts she had a couple and she fell down these stairs is that why they

had to build that single level house we had to build a railing And anyway, she cracked three ribs I've never heard someone whinge more in my life She reckons it's the most painful year It took a year to heal A year?

A year I guess because every time you breathe, you're flexing them Exactly And then you're trying to do videos of her And she's either screaming at you or laughing at you and every time she does that she re-fractures them. Oh, I hundred dialed the ZM. Mate, are you okay? No, I've got a

broken neck. Well, I'm glad you're okay though, in all honesty, because that's horrible. Oh, I hundred dialed ZM. What injury did you have that you didn't know about? Yeah, what did you go oh, is that why that thing is swollen? Oh, is that why I can't sit down? Right, I lost a leg.

What injury did you have but you had no idea that you had it? You can text us on 9696 as well. I do love an injury story, if it works out well. Oh, we love a happy ending more than we love a... Happy ending....than an injury story. We're going to give you a break because you're currently working with a broken neck. Found out today that my neck has been sore for a month and the reason is I've fractured my spine. Someone's texted and they said it's called clay diggers injury.

Really? And that's true. I did get told that today because you can get it from, you dig down, like if you were digging something sticky like clay, you dig down and you lift up on the spade too hard, the tendon that runs along the back of your spine, you either tear the tendon away from your spine

or the tendon actually pulls some of the bone off one of your vertebrae. What a random name to give an injury. Yeah, they've all got real old school, like black lung and stuff like that. They're all named after real ancient jobs and stuff like that. Tennis elbow. Oh, no, that's not the same. No, it's a little bit different.

A little bit different. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you had an injury that you didn't even know about, a secret injury? What were you carrying and you didn't even know? Hey, Tegan. Hi, guys. What were you carrying and you didn't even know? Hey, Tegan. Hi, guys. What were you carrying, Tegan?

Oh, I was carrying a huge pile of plates at one of my jobs. And one of the other workers had mopped the floor and didn't put a wet floor sign down. Oh, God, yeah. So I fell straight on my tailbone and dislocated my wrist and two fingers. And then that happened when I was 16 and I only recently found out yesterday I had a car crash

about a month ago Yeah and I only found out yesterday that I have destroyed the muscle in my hips my bum and my thigh from when I had my fall

when I was 16 You've got a broken you've literally got a broken butt and you've been living with it this whole time Yeah pretty much I've got no muscles Is one of your cheeks deflated?

Uh, yeah. Not like heavily noticeable. I wish that could be my excuse. Not like a puncture wound. Oh, Tegan, we're glad you're okay, mate, and glad your car crash wasn't too bad. Yeah, no, pretty good. Cool, okay. Joanna, you've got the same injury as me.

Like, exactly the same. Like, weeks and weeks of osteo and acupuncture and everything. And then an X-ray proved that, yeah, I had a clean fracture down my spine. That is crazy. How did you do yours? Okay. So, sometimes our girls, when we wear a dress or a skirt, sometimes you can get like a visible panty line

and you get quite self-conscious about it. So I might have overextended in trying to make sure I didn't have a visible panty line. Yeah. So yeah, I broke my back looking at my bum. Oh! Right! She was turning around. Yeah So yeah I broke my back Looking at my bum Oh You Right She was turning around

You broke your back From turning around To look at your own butt Yeah That's alright I'm sure a lot of guys Have done that Trying to look at your butt

Does it go away Are you alright now Yeah Like actually fine It was just Yeah It was just Like it was a few years ago

It was just weeks and weeks Of just like Why is my neck Not getting better. It was just weeks and weeks of just like, why is my neck not getting better? The physio says to you, okay, do your stretches and invest in a G-string. Yeah. Or just go commando. Danielle, what was your secret injury you didn't know you had?

I was actually playing netball at university, fell over, went to the doctors, and they said, oh, no, it's just a bad sprain, but you're going to have to keep walking on it so that you can keep the muscles going. That's fine. Walked on it for about three or four days. Get a phone call from the doctor. Just so you know, don't walk on it anymore because

you've actually completely broken your leg. Wow. Oh, yep. So, walking on it for a few days and it was just absolutely painful. You can't exactly walk that one off, can you, Danielle? No, that's what they suggested. And I thought, well, you know, I have to listen to the doctors. They know best.

You got misdiagnosed too, didn't you, Brie? Yeah, when I was about 16, I broke three vertebraes in my back and then my back slipped inwards. My spine slipped inwards. Horrific injury. Sounds very painful. So bad. And got sent to hospital

and was laying in the hospital bed and the doctor looked at my mum and he goes, I think she's just got period pain. Get off the grass. And then they literally had to put me in a wheelchair to wheel me back out to the car park.

Guy doctor or girl doctor? Guy doctor. He said your broken back was period pain. And then he also told me I'd wet myself because they put ice down the back of my pants. Oh my God. And he's like, I think she's wet herself. Well, you win.

Okay, you win. Well done. I got one, there's one text. Oh yeah? That I think we should read out. We were talking about before how producer... Producer Ellie had... No, nah, she's out.

She's out? She's out. Okay, sweet as. We're going to play Mumford or not next. We have free... Oh yeah, we got free Mumford and Sons tickets. Say sorry to Ellie. Sorry, Ellie.

Free double passes to Mumford and Sons next. Mate, we've all been there. Mumford and Sons are coming to play Western Springs Outerfield on the 12th of January This show is huge, tickets are available through secretsounds.com, I love Mumford and Sons Me too, they're great They're great live too, the energy is just crazy

And I like how they've kind of I mean I love their old stuff but they've really kind of developed over the years Their sound is changing as well We're going to try and give away double passes on the show, as we have done for the last couple of days. We've given away six double passes in two days. Which is awesome.

Mumford or not, pretty easy game. All you have to do is tell us which is the real song and which isn't a Mumford & Sons song. Are you going to be good at this, Roxy? Yes. Yeah, I rate your chances here. Bree's going to go first. You need to tell us which of these is not, I repeat,

not a Mumford & Sons song. Yep. All right, pretty simple, Roxy. Here we go. Is the Mumford & Sons song The Cave or Bat in the Cave? Okay, Roxy, now don't tell us just yet. You need to get some time To think this over Roxy

Yes Which is not the Mumford and Sons song The song that is not Mumford and Sons Is the Bat in the cave Yo the Mumford Yeah Yeah A song that is not Mumford & Sons is The Bat in the Cave. Go to Mumford!

Yeah! Oh, my God! That just made me excited. Yeah. Hey, if you'd got that wrong, something would have been really wrong. But well done. Let's go another one. Let's see if we can give another one away.

Liam, kia ora. Hello. Hello, how you doing? Keen to go see Mumford & Sons? I'm very keen. Okay. Here's your two song choices. You need to tell us, like I said, which of these is not a Mumford & Sons? I'm very keen. Okay, here's your two song choices. You need to tell us, like I said, which of these is not a Mumford & Sons song.

Is it Lover of the Light? Who wrote this? I wrote that one. I'm not doing this. No, you're here now. You picked that one. Liam, is it Lover of the Light or Lover of the Back Door?

Wait for your timer. What is it, Liam? The song that isn't Mumford is lover of the back door. There you go. You got him. Thank you so much. Imagine if it was a Mumford and Samson song. What a tune that would be. We'll see you at Western Springs one more.

Let's go with Samantha. Hey, Samantha. Hi, Sam. Hi. All right, are you ready? You know how the game works, right? Sure, Dave. All right, here come your two songs.

You have to tell us which one isn't the Mumford & Sons song. Is it Hopeless Wanderer or Hopeless Wanker? Here comes your timer. It is not hopeless wanker. You're going to Mumford & Sons. We'll see you there, Samantha. Yes. The Bree and Clint show

would like to formally apologise to the Mumford & Sons members, the concert promoters. I reckon they're going to be all new songs on their next album. And all fans of the band past and present. Every time on a Wednesday at this time, we like to, well, I like to have a bit of a whinge about some of the girl problems we have.

And I was sitting out in the office earlier today and I don't know how it came up but some of the girls in the office and I were talking about laser hair removal. Oh, right. Okay. Which can be a bit of a punish. Is it painful? Mate, imagine a laser hitting one of your privates.

Yeah, nah. That's what it is all over the private parts. Wow. And then even just around other areas. I'm not even going to mention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's literally lasers. Oh, some people have to have it more extensively done than others too.

I mean, I'm bald from the eyebrows down now. Yeah. Because I'm lasered head to toe. I've heard it grows back though when you get pregnant because your hormones change. To be honest, it grows back if you don't do the upkeep. So you need to go back for a certain amount of sessions every year, just not as many. Like any healthy lawn, you've got to mow it regularly.

You can nuke it with a laser, but eventually. When it's hit with water, it grows more frequently. Yeah, that's it. All that stuff. Yeah. Anyway, that's just one of the- Especially if it gets a bit of sunshine on it. You know.

Germinates. Yeah, look out that's just one of the- Especially if it gets a bit of sunshine on it. You know. Germinates. Yeah, look out. Look out. Poke through the surface. It's not good. I like to get some of the guys from around the office to voice some of my hashtag girl problems. Here it is.

Hashtag girl. Having an itchy boob in public is a real dilemma. The other day, I swear my coffee guy thought I was trying to milk myself. Hashtag girl problems. I've got two more period cycles left for this year. I have four and one. Hashtag girl problems.

Statistics show that the average woman has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I'm in for a wild December. Hashtag single girl problems. At what age do I stop commenting looking fit AF girl

or wood bang on friends' pictures and start commenting glad to see you and the family are well Susan. Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts sometimes. And just to reiterate to Craig, my coffee guy,

I was milking myself. Or trying to. Trying to get a discount. Trying to get a discount. BYO. Soy milk is so expensive. I bought my own cup and I bought my own milk, Craig. All you've got to give me is those beans.

25% off. Hey, Iggy Azalea is copping a lot of criticism today because she is the latest celeb to plug skinny shakes, I guess you would call them, slim shakes. It's a product that says that it'll help your diet, will help you lose weight, right? Khloe Kardashian's done them. Amber Rose has done them. Cardi B has done them. And essentially, they're all called something different. It's like a skinny T.

You know those skinny T things that went around? Yeah. Essentially, it's diarrhea shake. No, no, it is. That's what it does to you. The active ingredient in it is laxative. And these guys are copping huge criticism from their fans,

from doctors, from dieticians, from people who deal with people who have eating disorders and stuff like that. And they go, you guys are promoting a laxative to young people saying if you take this you'll look like me. It's actually a really serious thing. Massively serious. Because, I mean, you and I have spoken

about this before. The Kardashians literally are able to have a cook cook for them and they're able to train by a personal trainer every day. They're able to have plastic surgery. They're able to have implants put in places where they want bits to look bigger and have things taken out where they want things to look smaller. It's not coming in a shake. No. It's not coming in a shake.

And it's not achievable. It's not a normal thing to look like that. No, it's not. So they're all getting, it's coming to a head now. They're all starting to get really criticised for promoting these things on their pages. I've managed today to get hold of,

so that's all happening on social media. I've got my hands today on a banned radio ad for one of these. Right. So this was going to go to air on radio. This ad for these Slim Tees, I'm pretty sure it was going to be on ZM. Right. And it's since been

pulled because it's so controversial. Okay, let's have a listen. But I thought you should have a listen to it. You should hear this sort of thing that these guys are promoting. And this is how they're getting people to take Slim Shakes. Are you tired of maintaining a healthy weight the old fashioned way? that these guys are promoting. And this is how they're getting people to take slim shakes. Are you tired of maintaining a healthy weight the old-fashioned way? Ugh, diet and exercise? I hate that.

Do you wish there was a way to literally flush out those unwanted kilos? Yes, oh my God, yes please! Then you need the Sh** Yourself Thin Shake. Endorsed by celebrities like Khloe Kardashian, Iggy Azalea and Cardi B. Oh, Khloe! Forget the fact that they have dedicated personal trainers and allocate multiple hours a day to exercising, they put their celebrity silhouette down to just one thing.

Sh** yourself, Finshake! Your body is a complex system of pipes and organs and tubes and other medical gobbledygook. When you put food in it, it can get stuck, and that makes you look fat. But with one easy shake, you can sh** all of that stuff right out. It's like someone's emptied my insides out of my butt. The Sh** Yourself Thin Shake. Ten out of ten doctors say they're dangerous. But doctors don't take sexy Instagram pics.

So who are you really going to believe? I'll take 100. Brie and Clint on ZM. I want you to name for me some respectable, reputable occupations that are aspirational careers for young people who may be leaving school shortly. Teachers. Very good.

Nurses. Great job. Lawyers. Lawyer, make a lot of money. And you can make a lot school shortly. Teachers. Very good. Nurses. Great job. Lawyers. Lawyers make a lot of money. And you can make a lot of change. Yeah. Yeah. Firefighter.

Those are all good things. Nine out of ten children, Gen Zers. Wait, nine out of ten? Nine out of ten Gen Zers at school right now would rather be a social media influencer than a doctor? I mean, you have to go to uni for a long time to be a doctor. Yeah, you do. But also, you'll be a doctor.

No time. Let's look at it based on its merits, I guess. You're right. It's free to become an influencer. Anybody can set up an account and get a whole lot of followers. Can I just say, like that stat,

obviously when you first hear it, it's super alarming, but how many kids want to be a doctor? That's a good point. Do you know what I mean? Like maybe they'd just rather be a social media influencer rather than a doctor,

but maybe they want to actually do something else. Yeah, but at the same time, shoot for the moon. And if you miss, at least you won't have to plug fit tees on your Instagram. I was never shooting for the moon. I knew I was never going to be a doctor. What did you want to be when you were growing up? I want to...

Oh, I'm going to sound stupid. Yeah. I wanted to be a professional athlete. Oh, yeah, that's not stupid. Hang on, were you good at sport? Yeah. Because for me... I was quite good. Me wanting to be a professional athlete, that's not stupid. Hang on, were you good at sport? Yeah. Because for me, I was quite good.

Me wanting to be a professional athlete, that would be stupid. I played for my country a few times. Did you? In a few different sports. In what sports? I played for my country in softball. Yeah.

I played for Aussie in soccer too. Really? Yeah. I thought Australia were quite good at soccer. They are. I was actually alright. So how did you get there? Was it under 12s or?

It was a very slow year. Right. My year, I think. What position? Centre fullback. Really? I'm learning a lot about you. Okay, so you wanted to be a professional athlete

and you've ended up being a professional talker. Same, same. So you wanted to be active and sporty and you've ended up sitting down. Sitting and talking for a living. What about you? I wanted to be a lawyer. Did you? Well, talking for a living what about you i wanted to be a lawyer did you well i want to be two things i wanted to be a um fighter pilot and then i

that's cool yeah but then i realized that we don't have an air force well we do but we we don't have any we don't have any like fighting aircraft so that and i got glasses so and what you can't be a fighter pilot if you've got no you No, you have to have perfect vision. And then I wanted to be a lawyer. Yeah, because that's the main reason you couldn't be a fighter pilot. Yeah, that's a lack of math or any kind of discipline or ability to adhere to authority. It was definitely the vision thing. Yeah, it was that.

And then I wanted to be a lawyer and then I've ended up here with you. So, I mean, it's not all bad. Oh, thanks a lot. No, I'm just saying it could have been rich. Do you know how much money lawyers make? Do you know how much professional athletes make? I know. Actually, no.

No, not all of them. No, not females. Did the Australian women's team get paid, the soccer players? Not well. Did you know that the New Zealand women's soccer players get paid exactly the same amount as the men? I know. And when I found this out, because a lot of my mates are actually in the women's Aussie team

and have been for a lot of years. And I've always been a massive advocate for them to get paid better. They get paid about $30,000 a year. Wow. And they train full time? They train year round? Full time. How much do the men get?

Do they get better? Oh, I'm going to say probably like 10 times that. Really? Oh, it's a lot more, depending who they are. Who's paying them that much money? They named the team the Socceroos. Mate. They're not that smart.

It's even in the last couple of years, the girls are way better and they get paid nothing. So who knows? Here's a question for you this afternoon. And we're going to do like a before and after, real life before and after. Oh, I like this. You need to call us. Tell us what did you want to be when you were growing up and what are you now? Perfect.

Easy as that. I can't wait to hear some of the drastic changes. Yeah. What did you think you were going to be? Well, maybe someone wanted to be something and then it turned out to be that. Yeah. That could happen too. Yeah.

Give us a call. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. Nine out of ten Kiwi Gen Zers at school right now would rather be an Instagram influencer, a social media influencer than a doctor. That is alarming. One in six have said if they had the opportunity,

they would do a degree course on how to successfully become an influencer. Isn't that weird? Isn't that a weird world that we live in? Because when you and I were at school and a lot of people listening, not a thing. Not a thing. Social media wasn't a thing.

No, not a thing. Can you imagine? Like the normal jobs for us were, you know, doctor, lawyer. It is a job though. Like some people make income out of it Art and Matilda Make a living out of it

Art and Matilda That is their full time job You know They literally do that For a living Yes Logan Dodds Yeah

Oh no he's a plumber As well though So he He has a trade To fall back on Is he a plumber though Like if his account Gets deleted tomorrow

Is he a plumber No but I mean Is he plumbing At the moment I don't think so No I think he does Well I've heard him say He likes to get he plumbing at the moment? I don't think so. No, I think he does. Well, I've heard him say he likes to get on the tools regularly so he doesn't lose his skills.

And that's smart. That's smart because it could all go away tomorrow. That's true. It could. We want to know this afternoon, what did you want to be? When you were a kid. Yeah, and what are you now? Let's do like a before and after with you.

Welcome to the show, Audrey Quigley. Hi, how are you? What did you want to be, Audrey, first? And then what are you now? I wanted to be a truck driver. Yep. And I'm now a physiotherapist and acupuncturist. Whoa!

You're probably treating a lot of truck drivers. Yeah. I still want to be a truck driver, but I love my career. Yeah, you love your... Why did you change? Why didn't you become a truck driver? Oh, my mum insisted I went to university and actually studied some sort of degree or something.

She said I could still be a truck driver. I thought I could run a mobile clinic in the country villages in Wales or Ireland and have my mobile practice in the back of the 40-foot truck and still get to drive my truck back. You could. That hasn't happened. No, but you could. You could do it.

Yeah, you could. I know this couple who were dentists and they had a mobile dental clinic and they drove around the outback of Australia. Yeah, and it happened heaps with all sorts of things, MRI scans and breast scans and everything. Yeah. You know what's interesting is usually people would maybe want to be a doctor or a physiotherapist and then end up the other way around.

And end up being a truck driver. Yeah. My mate wanted to be a, you a physiotherapist and then end up, you know, the other way around. And end up being a truck driver. Yeah. My mate wanted to be a, you say that, some people want to be, some people just love trucks. Hayden, what did you want to be when you were a kid? I wanted to be an inventor. Oh, okay. Yeah, but see, Hayden. One of those not real jobs.

No, but the thing is, the thing is though, if you lived back in the day, you know, when Albert Einstein, you know, I'm sure you could have invented a peg like I could have invented that. Like, we can't invent bloody iPhones anymore. Everything could have been invented. You say everything's been invented. You know, I could have invented a chair. Did you say that? Did you know I read a stat that said in the like 1800s

I think it was, the US government shut down the patent office because they believed that everything had been invented. They said, well, there's not going to be anything new made, so I guess we don't need any more. May as well shut up shop. Hayden, what are you? I'm an aircraft maintenance engineer. Oh, you have levelled up, my

friend. Alright. You have really you've done well. You've hit the bar. Have you invented anything in the meantime? Yeah, I actually have. I've invented a couple of things. I made a little robot that used to go from my sitting chair to the fridge, grab me a beer and bring it back to me. Stop it. Okay, ladies, if you would like Hayden's phone number, he's an

aircraft engineer who creates robots that do chores for you. He's engaged. Of course he is. Still time, Hayden. Thanks for calling. He's not married yet, though. Amy, what did you want to be when you were growing up? I wanted to be a nurse. And what are you now, Amy? I'm a nurse. Yay!

Yay? Pardon? Yay? We're going yay? Yay. You love being a nurse. So what you're telling me, Amy, is there's still time for me to be a professional sports player?

Yeah, follow your genes. It's never too late. Yeah. No, my ankle tells me different. You could make your debut on your 30th birthday. It'll be a miracle. Yeah, it'll be great. Bree and Clint on Zitim.