ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 28th 2019

Episode Date: November 28, 2019

What does your personalized number plate mean?Dean McCarthy live from LAFestie Guestie Day4What happened when you met Santa?More Friends TV evidence?#DecadeChallengeWhat’s The Plot!What did you dog eat?Birthday Banger!Brees xmas present dilemmaAlbum of the decadeWhat’s the ‘g-spot’ stand for?New MonoplySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of the lies, all of the lies That's a beautiful musical intro to today's podcast You're welcome That was Brie singing a song which features in the show today When we talk about the album of the decade Because I mean, guess what, it's the end of the decade in like 30 days or so Are we okay with it? Like do we feel like

Have you accomplished enough this decade? That is confronting Isn't it Isn't it Holy moly I'm trying to think So I finished school In 2010

So this is my first 10 years out of school Oh well don't make Clint and I feel old Yeah don't make Bree feel old What year did you finish 2001

Oh shut your mouth I think it was 2004 Oh so I was pretty close Did you finish high school In 2004 Yeah he did Oh wow I think it was 2004. Oh, so I was pretty close. Did he finish high school in 2004? Yeah, he did. Oh, wow. Yeah.

I finished... Hey! Hey! Nothing. This has been the most... This has been the biggest decade of my life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, me too.

Wife, baby, house. Nice. That's some big tics, mate. What do I do? Yeah, you don't have much to look forward to. Nah, right? Nah. What about you guys?

What have you ticked off this decade? Working with three losers, I've done that. What else have I done? Don't you talk about Jay and Flunny like that. That is horrible um god what have i done actually no i got a degree i think you're a degree nice yes wait wait wait wait wait you guys got degrees and stuff you're not doing i got a degree in radio still counts yeah still got the degree still bloody counts What else did you do? Come on

Now I just feel like I've been tooting my own trumpet You guys have achieved something So join the Come on callers Join the party I moved out of home Congratulations

No I was already out of home Yeah I moved out of home I I bought my first car Did you travel? Did anybody travel? Yes Oh yes

Yep Where'd you go? I've been to LA twice. That's about it. One of those times was for work. I know. That's an achievement. Someone paid you to go to LA. And Samoa. I went to Samoa. That was nice. I did my first TV show. Yes. That was the thing.

That's good. Big Brother uncut. Yeah. Real talk, real talk. If Big Brother cameut Real talk If Big Brother came back would you go on it Absolutely not I feel like you would I would lose my fucking job

I've already got the job that I want And that's the reason why I would go on a show like that To get a job Is it actually coming back Why do you think you'd lose your job What's the thing you would do in the Big Brother house You know me outside of The mics being turned off Why do you think you'd lose your job? Wait. What's the thing you would do in the Big Brother house that would make you lose your job? You know me outside of the mics being turned off.

You know that I would probably lose my job. You'd fight a bitch. What? Fight a bitch? Yeah, run at me, Sarah Marie. Would any of you go on Big Brother? Would you guys go on? Well, I've never seen it.

So you've just described it as a worst Love Island. Like it's just full on. It's just loose on it's just loose love island yeah i don't know if i would they probably show more right than what love island and they go into a room and confess stuff to a camera and they show wanger and nungas yeah some seasons they did and some seasons they didn't you know my old co-host he used to work behind the scenes on big brother at one point see See, that's what I'd like to do. I'd love to go behind the scenes and do the cameras or something or produce.

I'd love to see how it works. Yeah, and apparently, like it's really creepy because apparently there's all these like hallways where the cameramen sit. Oh, buzzer. And they sit behind windows. They're all behind one-way glass type thing. And he said the worst one was like where they're sitting Near the bathroom And

Oh that's a bit creepy What happened? What happened? Poos and wheeze Oh Poos and wheeze No in the shower What happened in the shower?

There's like a cameraman Who has to sit there And film people Oh no Everyone in the shower Yeah They also say Because it's all mirrors

So that's how they can film it It's all mirrors They say there's a lot of footage Of people just checking themselves out Yeah a lot of that Because they forget There's a camera behind it And they'll be picking their nose

And they'll be doing their hair That's amazing Yeah because the guy I know That worked on there He bought So the couch that was on the season Couch Like it was one of the couches

On one of the seasons It's like you know Where it's like all the housemates Sit in the living room It's huge Yeah He bought that couch For like 150 bucks

Oh wow It was a big brother couch Is there a lot of couches Or is there one couch No it's humongous He's really holding on to the dream People come around They're like

That's my big brother couch Did I tell you I was on big brother That's the couch From when I was on big brother Have you been to his house Did you guys want me To chuck big brother on Yeah

Should I chuck on Grant's hips I'll put it on Oh no you don't want to see that Do you Unless Okay let's rip into this shall we Did you guys want me to chuck Big Brother on? Yeah, I'll put it on. Should I chuck on Grand's Hits? I'll put it on. Oh, no, you don't want to see that, do you? Unless... Maybe. Okay, let's rip into this, shall we?

We've got a big show coming up. What's your favourite part of the show? I like the Decade Challenge, which is on the way. Oh, yeah, that was fun. I like you getting really uncomfortable talking about your partner. Okay. I liked when we talked about what did your dog eat? Yeah, that too. And the dog's getting into all the underwears.

You've got a fun, fun session ahead of you, podcasters. So to infinity and beyond! That is embarrassing. Zed-ins! Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-ins. Brie and Clint.

Hi, everybody. Full disclosure, Brie and Clint. Oh, hi, everybody. Full disclosure, Brie and I have been out for lunch together and we both ate about a whole wedge of blue cheese. Did you finish your blue cheese? Hell yes, I did. Yeah, same. Are you feeling the after effects? Mate, I'm lactose intolerant.

What do you think? Oh, no, I'm not feeling those effects. Oh, God, is that what we're in for? Yes. No, it should be just as the show's wrapping up today, I think. Oh, that, I'm not feeling those effects. Oh. Oh, God, is that what we're in for? Yes. No, it should be just as the show's wrapping up today, I think. Oh, that's the timeline? But I can definitely feel it on my breath. What about you?

Yeah, that's where I've got it, on the breath. And also... Worth it. And also, I feel like I'm full of cheese. Look, it's a very first world problem we're complaining about. It is very first world, but the pasta I had was full of garlic, so now I don't know what's happening. Damn, are you seeing anybody after work?

Yes. I am. So they're going to have a good time. Gassy, garlicky mess just arriving. Hey, today on the show, some fun coming up. Your chance to win with Spark Festy Guesty again. We're going to do this before 4 o'clock. You just have to be able to pick who's on our imaginary festival lineup,

and you can win yourself some cash towards festival season. And there is a lot of cash up for grabs, could I say. Very good leading into festival season. But up next, what does your personalized plate mean? You know where obviously the original one's taken so then you have to move some numbers around or you have to replace a letter that looks like a letter but it's not, you know? Well, numbers around or you have to replace a letter that looks like a letter, but it's not, you know? Well, maybe you've just tried to get real clever

and maybe you're too clever. But again, how would you ever know? Do you ever get feedback on a personalised plate? It's not like people can come over to you in your car and be like, hey, I'm just parked behind you. Wonderful personalised plate. People can beep. I'm just checking.

People can hit the horn. Yeah, true. Oh, good job with the personalised plate. People can beep. I'm just checking. Does this mean... People can hit the horn. Yeah, true. Oh, good job with the personalised plate. Bree's the only member of this show that has a personalised plate. Yes, and I thank Kiwi Plates very much for gifting me the personalised plate for the Venute. Yeah. Any numbers in it?

Nope. It's straight Venute. Yeah, although it can still be interpreted as Van Ute. Yeah, true. Very true. But I mean, if you can still be interpreted as Van Ute. Yeah, true. Very true. But, I mean, if you look at the car, you should know. We're going to talk to you about your personalised plates after Stan Walker.

This is Give, Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Personalised plates. Producer Ellie came to the table this afternoon and said, you know when you're obviously driving in traffic, I've done this before, I'm sure everyone has, and you see a personalised plate that's really cryptic. Yeah.

And you're like, do they want it to be cryptic? Is that what the aim of it is? Or are they being cheap and they didn't want to pay for the full word or was the full word not available? Or am I overthinking it? Sometimes I look at it and I go, is that a personalized plate or is it just a regular number plate that kind of looks like a word and I'm overthinking it?

No, I don't think you'd be that lucky, would you? Ellie, what's the personalized plate that you saw yesterday on your way home? So it said hot kid. No, it said H-O-T. Yes, sorry, H-O-T-K-I-D. Oh, so they went for the actual words. The actual words, yeah. See, my mind straight away goes to,

surely it doesn't mean hot kid. Yeah, that's what I thought. Surely you wouldn't put hot kid on a number plate. Is that a kid who has like went out and bought the number plates? Yeah, is it someone who wants to be younger than they actually are? Did you check the age of the driver? I couldn't, I was behind them, so I couldn't see. But then you know how you can have writing down the bottom?

Yeah. Underneath it, it said, got two hot kids. Oh, bro. And I was like, oh, okay. Literally talking about your kids. Who calls their kids hot? I'm not sure. So you had an interesting theory

on why they might have done that. Was it you who said maybe the kids bought it? Yeah, it might have been Brett that said that. But yeah, it could be. Maybe the kids bought it for their parents to go, hey, we're hot. Yeah, it must be. Mum, put it on your car. If you're a kid, who's saying we're hot kids?

No kids are saying that. Yeah, I didn't really understand that. Hey, sis, you're hot. Thanks, bro. You're hot. Let's buy our parents a number. You know who should know about this? Our parents.

Don't let them forget it. So there wasn't much to work out there. Hot kid meant hot kid. Well, we actually don't know what it means. No. It's something you can't figure out. I used to run an Instagram ages ago where I'd just take pictures of number plates all the time. Amazing.

And it was my favourite thing to do. And people started sending them to me. I can't find the Instagram. I think it's died somewhere online but I actually posted a few on my own Instagram. So this was one that I took a picture of. So you guys tell me what you think this means. And it's got a 5,

a 4, a V, an A and a G. Savage. Savage. Savage. I said 54 veg. But, yeah, it's savage. Savage works.

Yeah, right. I honestly was stuck on veg. Now, fair enough, it does say 54 veg. Which I think they might have liked that. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was on a hold in Commodore, and I'm not judging them because, I mean, my parents still have one,

but it looked like someone who would have been like, ha, vag. Yeah. Was that in New Zealand or Australia? Where do you think? Well, tell me. Of course it was in Queensland, Australia. Because Ben's just checked the availability of 54 Vag

here in New Zealand, and it's also taken. So someone's driving around New Zealand with 54 Vag too. Okay. People aren't stupid. They know the good number plates. Ben, Vag 54, there's no point, mate. That doesn't say savage. There's no point rearranging it.

It's literally just obviously a woman who's 54 and wants her size plate. We've got it. Is that my auntie's car? I think that's auntie Julie. We've got a game to play, okay? You call us and tell us what, just the numerals that are on your personalized plate.

If you think you've got a cryptic or like somewhat not super obvious personalized plate, we want you to call us with that. And then you and I are going to try and decipher what the word is or what it means. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you spell it out to us and we'll see if we can come up with the actual meaning. Okay.

0800 dial ZM. You can text these to us as well. Yes, you can. Just text in what your cryptic personalized plate is. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. What are your cryptic tricky personalized plates?. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. What are your cryptic tricky personalised plates? That's the question we're asking.

And are we smart enough to figure it out? Probably not. I never really am when I see them on the roads unless they're quite obvious. Yep. I saw a number plate once that was like a G6. L-I. How would they have done that? So it was literally just like a G6.

Seven numerals? I think so. Oh, no. No, no. We're missing an I. Oh, look at G6. Look at G6. That's the problem.

They always get bastardised a little bit. A little bit. To fit in there. There's one text I want to read out before we get started. Okay, and Ben's going to punch these in so we get a visual representation. Okay, perfect. We'll try and give it to you as clearly as possible so you can play along. I've heard people doing this before, and someone said, I once saw a plate that read E-L-H-S-5-A, which made absolutely no sense to me.

And then I saw it in the rear view mirror, and it actually read something else. Oh, my God. Doesn't it? So we can't say that, but I can say that backwards it reads A5SHLE. Yeah, so you can do the math on what it... You're like a rude ambulance. It's smart.

I'll give them that. Christy's here. Hi, Christy. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks, Christy. Tell us, what's your personalised plate? It's NBRPL-R-P-L-T. Number plate.

So N-B-R-P-L-T. Is it number plate? Number plate. Yeah. So you spent money getting a number plate that says number plate? Yeah. Christy, we haven't asked this question for a while, but are you all right? Not so much, yes.

I love that gag. I would pay money for that gag. That's good. There are so many people that don't understand what it is, and then when they get it, they're like, oh, yeah, that's obvious. That's good. I like that. Okay, Caitlin's here.

Hey, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, guys. All right, Caitlin, give us your number plate. Okay, RM4QTZ. RM4QTZ. RM4QTZ. RM4QTZ. Room for cuties. There's room in your car for cuties. Yeah, there is. Yeah, that's good.

Bree's still working on it. Yeah, cool. Have you got it? Yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Oh, she doesn't like your one, Caitlin. Sorry, Caitlin. Is that true? I've got good kids, but got it. Oh, she doesn't like your one, Caitlin. Sorry, Caitlin. That's true. I've got good to your kids. But really, actually, it was my husband's back 15 or so years ago, back when he was at college. That's what he used to try and pick up girls. And now he uses my kids. And that's what I thought it was, Caitlin.

But now that you've got it for your kids, I don't mind it. Yeah. That's way better. What sort of car was he running that on when it was a babe magnet? Oh, God, it was like a Silvia or something. A what? Sorry? A Silna? Oh, God, it was like a Silvia or something. A what, sorry? A Silvia. Oh, yeah, perfect.

I said a Skyline, same car. Pretty much. Pretty much. Yeah, okay. Let's talk to Kelly. Hey, Kelly. Hey. All right, Kelly, give us the number plate.

It's eight, the number eight, V for violin, YM for Mary. ate yim don't hate me because you ate me ate ate my nah got nothing no what is it oh look it's going back to the one you were talking about Brie

where you look in the rear vision mirror my V8 it's my V8 was was the actual my V8 already taken

Kelly um I actually don't know it's my husband's we actually still have it and I don't know. It's my husband's. We actually still have it and I don't know if it has an option. It would definitely be taken.

No one buys a V8 without buying a personalised number plate. Very popular, I think, that number plate. And Romana. Hi, Romana. Hi, Romana.

Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. What's your number plate? It's 1-R-0-A-M for Mary. I-R-O-M. I-R-0-A-M for Mary. I-roam. I-roam.

But that's not what it is. Oh. Okay, I-roam. 1-roam. 1-R-0-M. Nope. 1-R. 1-roam.

1- Oh, it's a reverse one again. It's Maori. It is. Oh, it is. There one again. It's Maldi. It is. Oh, it is. A lot of reverse ones, aren't there? This is a category of plate I've never thought about looking at them backwards before.

And that's three in a row of people who are doing them in reverse. Yeah, who are all doing them in reverse. Ben, punch in Maldi and see if that's available. Did you try that first, Romana? No, because we liked the iron. You like iron. Oh, yeah. So straight Māori with no variations is not available. What about MA naught?

Ben, MA naught R1. MA naught. Yeah, Māori. No, not there either. Actually, I'm in the market for one. Can you look up G5POT? No, not acceptable. Bree and Clint, not acceptable.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Now, Dean McCarthy, we all know that iconic film with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, Wedding Crashers, but there's two celebrities who have actually done this in real life. Who is it? Yes, guys, hello. Let me tell you how this all rolled out in Mexico. Would you believe The Rock and Danny DeVito crashed a wedding together in Mexico.

So they're down there at the moment doing the Jumanji Junket. Can't wait to see that film. But while they were there, they heard that apparently they were sitting by the pool having a couple of drinks, heard a bit of a ruckus turn around. It's a wedding. Bride, groom, the whole kit and caboodle. And sure enough, they went and crashed the wedding. It's all on their social media.

They posted videos and tweeted videos and photos from it as well. That is the ultimate wedding gift, can I just say. That they show up. Yeah, it is. I'd love them to show up to my wedding. I would hope The Rock ate before he came. Yeah, because is. I'd love them to show up to my wedding. I would hope The Rock ate before he came. Yeah, because you don't want to... That would be the only issue. He'd cost way too many

heads. Well, if there's a buffet, I reckon it'd be fisticuffs between him and my dad as to who's going to get the most. He'd have to pay for five people. Yeah, right? Although Danny DeVito, I saw a photo of them together. Danny DeVito is the smallest human you've ever seen in your life, so maybe they cancel each other out.

Wait, is this the modern-day twins? Do you remember when Danny DeVito did that movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Has he done it again? Yeah. Okay. That's great. I love it. You'd be very happy if they showed up to your wedding, I reckon.

Can you imagine you just sitting there and next minute the rock comes in? As the bride, would you be a bit miffed? Because the attention would definitely be off you. Oh, yeah, I'd be living for it. Because if the ceremony was already done, who cares at that point? It's party time. Time for selfies. Okay, that's the latest brought to you by Amplify Kombucha.

Taste Amplified with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Stick around. Very shortly, we'll give you the chance to call up and play Festy Guesty with us to win a festival survival pack thanks to Spark. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Win with ZM and Bree and Clint's Spark Festy Guesty. Yeah, baby. Spark are giving their customers the chance to win Spark Festival Pass.

It includes tickets for you and three mates to a summer full of festivals. You can find out what's included in the full festival pass at spark.co.nz forward slash music. Yeah, that's correct. All you need to do is we're going to give you a line-up, a fake festival line-up, and you just need to tell us as many artists that you heard in that line-up as possible. Playing our Festy Guesty game today is Monique.

Hi, Monique. Hi, Mon. Hi. Have you heard this game yet this week? Yes, I have. Okay, perfect. So you get the gist of it. Yes.

So to give you, I guess, a goal, three artists will get you the minimum prize, which is $200. Five will get you $400. And six, which is the maximum, will get you $600 towards a festival survival pack. Alrighty. Good luck. Here's today's festival lineup. which is the maximum will get you $600 towards a festival survival pack. All righty. Good luck. Here's today's festival lineup.

So hard. Go for it, Monique. What have you got? Oh, my God. I actually only think I've got Poe. Oh, no. Okay, give us those two before you lose them. Justin Bieber and, oh, it wasn't Selena Gomez.

I think I would say Selena Gomez if I was you. I mean, but it's up to you. It's up to you. Okay. Yeah, Selena Gomez. Yeah was you. I mean, but it's up to you. It's up to you. Okay. Yeah, Selena Gomez. Yeah, cool. You've got two. You need one more to get on the board.

Oh, God. I Am Giant? I Am. Oh, yeah. Who sings that? No. You're so close. Oh, no.

So what you've done there with I Am Giant is you've named a Kiwi band. There was a song in there called Giant, but who sings that song? Oh, I don't know. Like he's a man, he's a man, and he wears a lot of rags, and he's quite bony. Oh, come on. Are you a single lady, Monique? Oh, is it that?

Oh, no. It's not that ragged bone or ragged buffered? Yeah, ragged. No, if he was wearing rags and he was quite bony and he was a man, you'd call him what?

Rag and bone? Man? Yeah. Would you say man? Yeah. Yeah, you would. Congratulations. Three.

You got three. Oh, God. That is some of the most. Oh, you would. Congratulations. Three. You got three. Oh, God. That is some of the most. Oh, my God. That was hard. You think it was hard. Girl, try being us. That was so fast.

I was not expecting it to be that fast. It is quite difficult, Mom, but you've done really well. You got three artists, so you pick up $200 towards a festival survival pack. Well done. Oh, thanks so much, guys. No problem. Has anyone got more than three? No.

Has anyone got past the $200 mark? Not one person. I think someone yesterday got to four, but it's five as the next tier up, isn't it? Yeah, so yesterday they got to four, but no one has gotten to that five mark. Tomorrow we'll play it again. One more chance for you to win with Festy Guesty.

Thanks to Spark Festival Pass. All the details on that are at spark.co.nz forward slash music. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This year I became a father. Yes. I didn't have a baby. My wife, we had a baby.

I did very little. No, Lucy had the baby. Lucy had the baby. You helped in the first process of it. Here's how you say it. Lucy had the baby. I have the baby. Yep. Actually, no, that's not fair either. I'm at work. She has the it. Here's how you say it. Lucy had the baby. I have the baby. Yep.

Actually, no, that's not fair either. I'm at work. She has the baby. I was going to say she definitely has the baby. There's a baby and I'm attached to it somehow. Yeah. Okay. Her name is Tui and she is currently four and a half months old

and she is the light of my life. And this weekend, I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle the cuteness that occurs when Tui goes to meet Santa. It is her first Christmas. It's going to be her first Christmas. Will she remember it? No.

Is she getting anything? No. Well, her grandparents will buy her stuff. Because you and I had this conversation where you were like, I don't think I'm going to get her anything. And I was like, I wouldn't. She's not going to remember. I think I have to get her something so that when she asks me

when she's older, what did you get me for my first Christmas? I can say, oh, that thing. But she's got so many toys. I was going to say, she'd have a ton of stuff.

And I read an article the other day that said the less toys a kid has, the more creative they are because they're forced to get inventive. You know,

they're like, what can I do with this empty pasta container? Exactly. Anyway, we're taking her to meet Santa

and get that photo. She's going to Santa's Grotto at Smith & Coey's in Auckland in town. She's going to meet Santa. What time is Santa in town? I'm not sure exactly what time. Like I said, my wife has the baby. I'm just attached somehow. Yes.

And I'm very excited about this. We're already planning it. We looked at the outfit that she's going to wear. Because you do all these things as a parent. Dress her up as a Christmas tree. So I think we're going to dress her slightly elfish. Yeah, an elf. Or you know what's even cuter? A reindeer.

Reindeer would be cute. Reindeer would be very cute. With a little red nose. Yes. That would be so cute. All of this is great in theory if Tui decides to play ball when we go to meet Santa. If she goes, yeah, guys, this is cute. Line me up for the cutest Instagram picture of all time. Yep.

Then this would be fantastic. However, if she has her way, she might scream. She might cry. She might defecate. We don't know. And that's the thing about having a kid is you just don't know what is going to happen in the next 15 minutes. But we're going into it with a good attitude.

We're going into it with the belief that Tui is going to nail her first photo with Santa and we're going to get the magical shot. We're going to get a Christmas card out of it. We're going to nail it. Let me ask you, is she super chill when you hand her over to other people? This week?

Yes. This week? This week? Yes. This week? This week she has been. Yes. Although we do think maybe she's starting to teethe. It's still a couple of days away. Have you handed her over to anyone that is really big, has a white beard and is wearing a really red suit?

Nah. She might not be used to that. This is the issue. Obviously, Santa is an absolute hero and we're all excited about him getting here this Christmas. He's an absolute legend and I still can't believe

he manages to get around all these places. But he is a big unit with a very deep voice. Oh, it's quite scary. And that can startle the smaller kids, right? It can, yeah.

I wondered if we could take some stories this afternoon and I'm looking for horror stories as like a worst case scenario type thing. What happened when you met Santa? Have your parents told you about what happened the first time you went and met Santa? Did you

scream? Did you punch Santa? Did you poo on Santa? You know? Yeah. Is that why you're still on the naughty list? Was there an incident that happened the first time or actually any of the times that you went to meet Santa? Or maybe it was your kids that did it.

Maybe you're like me and you're trying to prepare for the cutest photo of all time and it wasn't what your child had planned. Didn't go to plan. Didn't go to plan. Want to know from you this afternoon, 0800DARLS.M or text us on 9696.

What happened when you met Santa? The horror stories. The horror stories. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. This weekend, I'm taking my daughter to meet Santa for the very first time. It's a big moment in someone's life. It's a high-pressure parent situation because we want it to go swimmingly and we want that shot, right? I mean, we want T to go swimmingly and we want that shot, right?

I mean, we want Tui to have fun and we want her to meet Santa. But more importantly, we want that shot, baby. I want the Christmas card. I want her smiling on Santa's lap. We'll be able to show her in the future and go, this is the first time you met Santa. It's fantastic.

So I want to know this afternoon, what happened when you met Santa? Maybe the first time? Maybe another time? Maybe it was you're a bit older. Liam, what happened when you met Santa? Maybe the first time? Maybe another time? Maybe it was you were a bit older. Liam, what happened when you met Santa?

So, basically, you know, I was trained real well on Stranger Danger. Hmm. And I, when I was able to talk

when I met Santa for the first time, I screamed Stranger Danger because to me that, you know, that was a stranger person. And the whole ball just looked at me in horror.

No. I'm like, who is this kid? I was real, like, prone to throwing tantrums as well. So, like, as soon as he turned around to me and said, what do you want for Christmas? I said, not you. Not you. You know, like, I was terrified. You pulled a stranger danger on Santa.

Yeah, it's terrible. I mean, it is fair enough. I'll never ever live it down either because my parents always remind me of it. Pretty much every Christmas. Everything your parents tell you your whole life and then this one time of the year where they're like, Kea, go sit on this stranger's lap.

Go sit on his knee. It's the complete opposite. So you know what? They taught you well. And tell him where you live. Yeah. But it's Santa, okay? It's a different situation. Santa is okay. Lindsay's here. He's okay. Lindsay's here. He's nice. Lindsay's here as well. Now, Lindsay,

was this you who met Santa in this story? No, my daughter. Okay, so you're like me? Yeah, yeah, like you. Okay, how old was your daughter? So she would have been about one and a half.

Yeah. So slightly older, so you might be lucky. But I sat her on his lap. She promptly dropped her bottom lip and started to get herself a bit hysterical and then she absolutely cracked it

and vomited everywhere. Right, she threw up on Santa. Yeah, she's 15 now and she still absolutely is petrified of Santa. It's like she just does not. Wow. Never had a Santa photo in my life. Not for her.

Did you buy Santa a present to say sorry? I got quite embarrassed. I apologised and tried to clean it up as much as I could, but they were really good about it. But you can't get vomit out of the bed. We all know that. The amount of liquids that Santa would encounter, especially when he's meeting kids at Christmas,

I always wonder if he has a waterproof pant. Yeah, most likely. For ease of cleaning and that sort of thing. This is a traumatic text. Someone sent in and said, Santa dropped me and fractured my skull when I was eight weeks old. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, but you'd be on the nice list for the rest of your life,

no matter what you did. You've got one over Santa in that situation. Because he had to do a make good on that one, didn't he? You can do whatever you want. Pretty much. You've got Santa for life. You're good to go. Anyway, regardless of what happens, we are getting the photo.

We're getting the photo. If there's tears, if there's vomit, even if there is defecation, we are getting the photo because Santa only comes once a year. Nothing like a good defecating on a stranger for your first photo, right? Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, everybody. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

There is a bet running on our show at the moment, isn't there, Brie, between you and I? It's been running for about a month and a half. Regarding a friend's reunion. Basically, I said this. Just mark this in your diary. My prediction, it's on its way and it will be announced before the end of the year. Whoa, that's a big prediction.

We'll see. To which you laid down the gauntlet. Yes. If Friends announce that they're doing an actual show reboot before the end of the year, and you're right, I will eat cat food.

Deal. And if you're wrong, you have to eat cat food. Yeah, deal. Deal. Deal. And if you're wrong, you have to eat cat food. Yeah, deal, deal, deal. So someone, you or I, before the end of this year is eating cat food. This isn't a break to say that there's been a decision made. We're still up in the air and there are, I think, 17 days left for the Friends cast to come through with that reunion that we all want. It's looking very good for me, though, isn't it?

Or is it? There's some news today, and I'm looking for information wherever I can find it. You're looking for anything you can clutch onto. There's David Schwimmer news. Yes. Okay, he plays Ross on Friends. Well, you know this. Yep.

He's got a new girlfriend. Yes. His girlfriend. Okay, so first of all, how old do you think David Schwimmer is? Well, I mean, judging, I'd say 50. 53. 50, yeah. He's 53.

His new girlfriend is the same age as you. She's 29 years old. Right. So. And you know what? Because I saw this story and I kind of thought, I was like, would I date a 53-year-old? And look, I'm not, I just, when I think 53, I do think that's close to my dad's age.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the issue. Yeah. Or is it? I did a little bit of maths. So, and you can relate to this because you're the same age as her. Yes. So Friends debuted on television in 1994 when she was four years old. Right.

And Friends was all finished by 2004 when she was 14 years old. Right. So she's seen the show. It's timeless though. It's timeless. So I can relate to her because I'm the same age. I am obsessed with Friends. Yes.

So she probably would be too. Do you think though that she thinks she's dating the 1994 to 2004 David Schwimmer, the Ross Geller? It would help him I reckon. Yeah it would help him absolutely because he now is timeless. Yeah. So whether, I don't know what the reality is like. It makes him appear

younger. Compared to the illusion but yeah and remember there was that storyline in there when Ross was dating his university student as well. It's just like a real life version of that. And with that publicity, I think we can all say for sure now there will be a Friends reunion announced before the end of the year. That's why he's got a new

girlfriend, so that he can get some more. Yeah, totally. That's what I gleaned from it anyway. You really are clutching at straws, aren't you? ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. There's a new challenge going around, Brie. You know are clutching at straws, aren't you? There's a new challenge going around, Brie. You know these social media challenges that happen?

Like there was the In My Feelings challenge. We did that one. There was, what else? There's been a few. What about that one where everyone like had to Planking.

The mannequin challenge. The mannequin challenge is a new one. As the decade draws to a close, there's a new challenge coming out called I've had Ellie looking into this. Is it called the Decade Challenge a close, there's a new challenge coming out called, I've had Ellie looking into this.

Is it called the Decade Challenge? Yeah, it's called the Hashtag Decade Challenge. See, I've seen this and I feel like this has already been done this year. Well, there was the 10-year challenge. That happened. Yeah. Isn't that the same? It is technically, but now they're piggybacking because it's the end of the decade.

It's to celebrate the end of the decade. I don't feel like enough people are paying attention to the fact that the decade's about to end. Like there's about 30 days of the decade left. Yeah, true. So I thought, hey, we've got to get on board this. Yeah. So I have sent our social media department. Oh, no.

A.K.A. What's coming? Producer Ellie into the archives to organise a decade challenge for you and I to kick things off. Why couldn't we just do one of those dumb dances or something? So what you do is you get a picture of yourself from a decade ago. And is that it Ellie? You post it next to a picture of you now?

That is correct. To show the difference? So singers are all Facebook friends and this is the beauty of Facebook too. You can do it to someone. Oh I'm just thinking about stuff that's on my Facebook. Oh, it was a fun dig, Bree. I'll tell you that. Where were you 10 years ago?

What was going on in your life? Where was I? I would have been at uni, and I probably wouldn't really know where I was most of the time. Yeah, fair. Fair. What about you? I was working at The Edge

and running a Zac Efron haircut, I think. I think that sums me up. Can I just say, Clint, you've had a number of haircuts in your life and hairstyles and hair colours. And there was a lot going on. You had darker hair actually for a while. I have had one hairstyle. You know that I have.

So that this is fair, I've had them do the decade challenge on both of us and these are being posted to our social media as we speak so we have no control over it So we haven't even looked at it No they're up now

They're up now I've just gone up now Oh no We can delete it if you want Just so you know Don't look Don't look It's going to be presented to you

You guys can go and look so that it's fair We're going to look at mine first Instagram at Brian Clint Yes that's correct. Yeah, and our Facebook page. Clint hasn't seen these either,

so this is just much a surprise to him. I can't wait. When you're ready, reveal my decade challenge to me. Oh, no, you can't. Is that Ed Sheeran or is that you? I think so. So my decade challenge

is when I went ginger for a bit. I think you glowed down. I think you look better with ginger hair. Hey, don't tell me I glowed down. And it's next to a picture of me from last week. Oh, I've got a moustache. Now in 10 years when we do this again, they're going to pick the photo of me with a moustache for Movember.

You haven't changed that much. Yeah, you haven't really. You look good. Pretty similar. Both times. Okay, now I reckon we go to Bree's one. Right, let's go to Bree's. Now it's time for Bree's.

Here we go. Decade Challenge. What's the funny you've made? Oh, God. Oh, God. Was I a goth? I don't know, bro, but I love the ride and solo tattoos on the fingers. You know what?

I'd just gone through a really bad breakup. And you were riding solo. No, and I flew to Melbourne and I was like, YOLO, riding solo. There it is. You constantly say to us that you don't like My Chemical Romance. But looking at that picture, you look like you would be

front row at the Black Parade. There is a big difference from being bored with naturally dark hair and pale skin. If you'd like to see our dick-aid challenge, it's on our social media now. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? talented athletic not really picking a movie based on just the plot line that she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot A movie guessing game where you take Brie's superior movie knowledge on to win for yourself some free mobile fuel. Are we playing for mobile fuel or movie tickets?

Mobile fuel. Mobile fuel today. Do we have a score update or movie tickets? Mobile fuel. Mobile fuel today. Do we have a score update for the year? I'm sure we can organise one of those. The producers are just looking into that now. I believe it's 100 nil. I think it's 18-9 to you. No, I don't believe it.

I'm going to be honest, I made that number up. I don't have any stats in front of me. I've won quite a few more games than that. Kate's here. G'day, Katie. Hi. Hi, Katie. You're going to take Bree on today.

Now, today's theme, and we have been enjoying them. No, you've been enjoying. Oh, you're doing all right. Yeah, true. And I think this theme actually caters to you more than it will Katie. Okay. With our impending friends cat food bet looming, we return to movie starring Jennifer Aniston.

Oh, I do love Jennifer Aniston. You should have done movies starring any of the Friends cast. Yeah, but most of them are Jennifer Aniston. So they'd be just movies starring Jennifer Aniston then, wouldn't they? Katie, you know Jennifer Aniston, right? You're going to be good at this? I do, yep. I'm going to try.

I swear we've done this category before. We have. Your buzzer is your name katie best of luck i need you to get two out of three correct first first movie nick dale and kurt don't wait for me to finish by the way nick dale and kurt are workers who would like nothing better to break brie horrible bosses all right kat I'm going to need you To step up here Okay mate Sorry okay

I need you to come in hot Even if you don't know What it is I want you to buzz in Movie number two When Brooke In Art Bree

Katie The breakup Damn it Damn it Katie you knew that one too Didn't you I did know that one Bree Thanks a lot

We should play the last one To see if Katie can win the fuel. Yeah. But I have taken the game, I will say. I'm trying to pick the one that I think will help Katie the most. Okay, let's do this one, Katie. Ruben's bride, Lisa. Bree.

Bree. Along came Polly. Too much! That's good. That's good. All right, it's 3-0. It's absolute pantsing, which means Brie's going to take your mobile fuel and she's going to throw it in the bin, Katie, because that's how she plays.

Straight in the bin, Katie. And if you want to get it out, you just have to talk to our producers and they'll give it to you. Calling all dog owners, I feel like you're going to relate to this story quite a lot. A woman named Stacey Eels has come home to an absolute destruction on the floor. Her dog's name is Bugsy and she's kind of looked around and there was Bugsy in the corner looking like he's done something wrong. Naughty dog face. Naughty dog face.

They so know when they've done something wrong, don't they? You've seen those videos when they point the camera at the dog and they go, did you do this? They're so guilty. And the dog, they put their nose down. Oh, it was me. I'm sorry. I can't help it.

I didn't mean it. The cushion was so exciting. Anyway, it was a bunch of plastic all chewed up, little bits of pink plastic. Okay. And Stacey thought that Bugsy had absolutely went to town on one of his own toys. Dog chew toys, I think. One of the dog chew toys.

Yeah. And he's absolutely ripped it apart. Yeah. But it's after she went into the bedroom that she discovered it wasn't Bugsy's toy, but it was her toy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I'm imagining, what's this lady's name again? Stacey. And you gave out her last name too. Well, it's on the story. I'm imagining Stacey is an adult female. Stacey is an adult. With adult female needs. And she, it's perfectly normal.

She's got the perfectly normal needs. Oh, no. And. I know they make those things dishwasher proof, but I don't know if they make them dog proof. No, this one definitely wasn't dog proof. But do you know what is the funniest thing about this story? What?

The toy that Stacey owned that her dog chewed up. You know, we've heard of quite a few names for these toys. One of the most famous is a rabbit. Oh, yeah. But this toy, this is no joke, is actually called Tracy's dog. Tracy's dog? That's what the toy is called. Weird name for a toy. So Stacey's dog. Makes's dog? That's what the toy is called. Weird name for a

toy. So, Stacy's dog. Makes me wonder what it does. So, Stacy's dog, Bugsy, chewed up Stacy's toy, Tracy's dog. Yeah, that's quite good. Oh, no. It's hard to discipline the dog in that situation

because I imagine... They don't know. No, they don't know. And I haven't, I mean, I don't own a Tracy's dog. But I imagine it doesn't look much different to something you'd get from animates. No. Not that I'm saying you should confuse the two. You know what? Not that I'm saying if you're looking to get a chick.

Like a Kong. Imagine if you got like a dog's Kong, you know. Oh, that sounded terrible. Yeah, it did. I don't even know what it is. You don't know what they're like? I think you've said enough. I think that's enough. No, it's a very popular dog's toy.

No, I think we've had too much of a glimpse into playtime at Bree's house. No, that's what it's called. And I was just thinking, has this ever happened to me before? And I remember this story. I was over at my auntie's house and she had two King Charles Cavaliers. Now, are they dogs or toys? They're dogs. Anyway, one minute my auntie's all calm and next minute she's absolutely

screaming at the dog and she's chasing it down the hallway. And so her two dogs had, they were very drawn to underwear. Oh, right. Okay. And they were drawn to underwear usually after someone has worn them. Oh, dirty undies. Dirty undies. And then they were very drawn to a particular part.

And they used to, and this is true. They used to bite the entire part out. Yes. So they'd bite the whole crutch out of the underwear. Wow. It's a very precise alteration for a dog zoo, you know? And I just, I was crying because my auntie was like, not again, not again, you bloody dogs.

This is Auntie Julie who had the vivid, is the same. This is the same auntie. Took the vivid downstairs. Right, okay, well, I mean, that's a good reason if you do, if you do, is that a reason not to get a dog? I don't think so. That's a reason to hide your things a bit better. Yeah, well, you shouldn't be leaving those toys.

It's a tough one. It's a tough one because, I mean, when you want to reach for something, you don't want to have to go out to the shed to get it, do you? No. You need to have it at an easy reach. But I don't imagine a dog can open a top drawer, do you? I don't know. Have you seen Jurassic Park when the Velociraptor opens the door?

Yeah, that's a raptor. Clever girl. Oh, we want to know. I'm still thinking about the Arnie with the undies. It's so funny. I'll do it for you. You go. The question we want to know, and this relates to the undies,

we want to know on 0800 dials at M, what did 0800 dial ZM. What did your dog eat? Okay. What did your dog? Be specific. Be very specific. What did you come home and find your dog eating? What came out the back end and you realised the dog had eaten and passed through? That's where that went to.

You can text us on 969. That's where that part of my undies went. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. We've asked you what your dog ate. Some of your texts, they're so good. A lady has come home to find her dog had chewed up her toy. Her toy, not the dog's toy. Not the dog toy.

An adult lady had found her adult toy had been. And she said that it was in the bed. So the dog has obviously got into the bed, got the toy, and then had a bit of a play. Kept it in the bed. Yeah. Well, she said it was in use the night before. Right.

Which took us on to a story about Bree's auntie, Auntie Julie, who has two King Charles Cavalier cross, who were obsessed with eating the crotch out of her undies. They loved it. We really need to clarify that there were undies that she wasn't wearing at the time. No, she wasn't wearing. This sparked a flurry of texts from people

who also have King Charles Cavalier crosses who said they did the exact same thing. My King Charles totally does that too. The dirty crutch right out of the undies. I didn't realise all King Charles Cavaliers were lesbians. And then also someone said, and maybe it's not just King Charles, Bree, your auntie's not alone. My chihuahua, Big Stevie.

Oh God, okay. Big Stevie, I love her. My chihuahua, Big Stevie, used to perform surgery on the crutch of my underwear as well. So we've asked you, what's your dog eating? There's some really good tips. Let's talk to Michaela. Kia ora, Michaela. Hi, Michaela.

Hello. Hello. Oh, tell us, what's your dog eating? Now, I've got a one-year-old black lab, and for the life of me, I do not know why. He loves used female sanitary products. Michaela! Michaela! I know, it's weird because, you know, when I'm on my cycle,

it's like, he's like my boyfriend, he's completely distant. Yeah. But then I go to work and he's like straight to the rubbish bin. Wait. I know. And straight to the rubbish bin. Wait. I know. And not to get too graphic. Also, not that this is gross. It should be normal.

But you believe that your dog can tell when you're on your week? I reckon dogs can tell, yeah. I reckon he can. I don't know how. Maybe it's, I don't know. Do I smell different? I sweat more?

I have no idea. I reckon we do smell different, Michaela. Well, you would to the dog. Something. Right. I don't know. I don't know what it, Michaela. Well, you would to the dog. Something. I don't know. I don't know what it is, but my poor partner had come home from work and had to clean it up. I know.

Let's hope you don't have carpet. No, it's all lino, but. Oh, you're good then. Wait, is this a euphemism or? Yeah, we're talking about something else. Right, let's keep going. Let's talk to Corin. Kia ora, Corin.

Hi. Hi. Hi. What happened with your dog? What did your dog eat? Well, actually, we went dog surfing. Oh, no. And we've got, well, the dog we're looking after is a completely white Shih Tzu. Okay.

So a white Shih Tzu. Got it. Mm-hmm. So we were just in the back lounge and the dog ran away and we're like, oh, no, need to go find her. We go down and she is absolutely covered in a... Go on, go on. Defecation, it wasn't her.

Yeah, she got into a dirty nasty and was no longer a white Shih Tzu. Shih Tzu by name, shih tzu by nature. Yeah. Shitty poo. Yeah. That's horrific, Corinne. How old did you say the baby was?

Like quite young. Yeah. Like still not solid. No. Not solid. Very liquidy. I can just picture the dog's face. Like when you, Corinne, when you would have found her

and she would have looked all happy with herself, she would have been like, what's up? What's up, guys? And Liv's here too. Hi, Liv. Oh, hi, Liv. Hey. I don't know if I can take much more.

Is yours worse, Liv? Kind of. So I'm a nurse and someone came back from a trip and their dog had been home with their husband while they were away. Okay. And he was sick, the dog, and came in for surgery

because we assumed he'd eaten something and it got stuck. Wait, you're a vet nurse? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it had, and it was a pair of woman's underwear. And the woman got shown

and she's like, those aren't mine. Oh, no. Oh, my God. The dog. So the dog. Crack the case. Yeah.

Was the dog okay? Yeah, yeah, the dog was fine. Right. No, wait. Do you think it was a, was it the guy's extra girlfriend, secret girlfriend? It could have been the dog. Could have been, wait. Do you think it was the guy's extra girlfriend, secret girlfriend? It could have been the dog's secret girlfriend. Yeah.

I think there was a divorce after that. Yeah, shit, the dog busted him cheating. So, wow. What are the odds of that? So the dog was okay. How was the animal? Got him. Well done, Liv.

Like Bree said, you correct the case. Congratulations. That's a great story. Can you imagine? You'd be likeie said, you correct the case. Congratulations. That's a great story. Can you imagine? You'd be like, oh, you can have whatever you want for dinner. Good doggy. Good dog. Got rid of that cheating bastard.

Oh, 800. Dogs and undies. They love them, don't they? They just love them. Oh, 800 dial ZM if you want to know. Is it a compliment? Because they're so scent based. My auntie would take it as a compliment.

She'd be like, oh, well, at least they like. They prefer mine. No, they prefer mine. They prefer mine over yours. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

All right, time for a birthday banger for a Thursday. We'll take three people's birthdays, figure out what was top of the charts on their 16th. Welcome to the big show, Rhys. Hello, Rhys. G'day, guys. G'day, Max. Now, I heard, Rhys, you're doing something pretty cute for your mum today.

Yeah, that's the plan anyway. Your mum listens to the show and you want to do her birthday banger for her, right? Yeah. Oh, fantastic. You want one of your own? No. No, very selfless. Oh, fantastic. You want one to do your own? Okay. No, very selfless. I like it.

That's perfect. All right, what's your mum's birthday, Rhys? The 24th of May in 1976. And what's your mum's name? Her name's Natasha. Okay, perfect. So she was born, Natasha was born in 19, oh, her 16, sorry, in 1992 on the 24th of May,

and this is her birthday banger. Put your clothes on backwards. Criss-cross and jump, jump. That's a gangster birthday banger for your mum. That's dope. Oh, that's definitely a good song. Yeah. I like it, Rhys.

Okay, cool. Let's get another one. Hey, Leanne. Hey, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi, how are we? Good, how are you? I'm great. That's awesome.

Let's do your birthday, shall we? I think that's a great idea. All right, what's your birthday? First of the 2nd, 1995. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 1st of February, and back in 2011, this went to number one. First we are who we are. on the 1st of February, and back in 2011, this went to number one. Kesha!

We're birthday twins, by the way, Leanne, me and you. We've got the same birthday. Yeah, we are. Yeah. Happy birthday, man, for next year. Happy birthday for next year to you too, totally. Different years. How do you feel about having Kesha as your birthday banger?

You know, as much as I love Kesha, I do prefer Jump much more. So I'm okay if I don't win. But your song's not bad. It's not a bad song. I don't mind it. But it would rate number two for me, I think. Fair enough. Well, you don't even know what the other one is yet. So let's get the last one on from Ginny.

Hey, Ginny. Hi, Ginny. Hiya. What's your birthday, Ginny? 11th of October, 94. All right, you were 16 in 2010 on the 11th of October, and back in 2010 at the start of the decade, this topped the charts. I see you crying my child, the girl I know.

And I might forget you. That is the censored version of what was actually number one from CeeLo Green and FU. I do love the uncensored version. It's fun when you're drinking, right? Isn't it? Absolutely. I feel like ripping the fingers on the dance floor.

I know. Ginny, have you shouted that before from the top of your lungs? I must say I have, yeah. Yeah. It's your birthday banger. It's a good one. Okay, we've got a bit of deliberating to do. So there's Kesha, who I know you love.

I do love early Kesha, yep. There's an old school hip hop track from Criss Cross, Jump. And then there's that CeeLo Green song. I'd probably have to go Jump, Criss Cross. You reckon? That's what I think is doing it for me today. It stands out the most, doesn't it? Yeah, I think so.

And I guess Reece has done it for his mum too. Shall we do it? Yeah, let's do it. Hey, Reece, your mum's won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Oh, that's fantastic. Let's get it. Here we go.

This is the winner of Birthday Banger today, Bree and Clint ZM. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, Outro Music Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, yeah, you know me. I got you jumping and bumping and bumping, moving all around. G in the mix, I'm as a six step back. They try to step to the Mac, then they got jacked. To the back, you be putting the years. That coincidental? Act like you know it. Don't be claiming that it's mental. Two little kids with a float.

You ain't never heard. Ain't nothing fake and you can understand every word. As you listen to my smooth melody, the daddy makes you J-U-M-P. Jump, jump. Feel back, dad will make you. Jump, Joe. The Mac Dad will make ya. Joe, Joe. A Daddy Mac will make ya. Joe, Joe.

Chris Cross will make ya. Joe, Joe. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Joe, Joe. The Mac Dad will make ya. Joe, Joe. A Daddy Mac will make ya. Joe, Joe.

Chris Cross will make ya. Joe, Joe. Now, the formalities of this and that Is that crisscross ain't coming off wet And for all y'all suckers that don't know Check it out Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't rhyme like this Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't rhyme like this Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't rhyme like this

Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't Cause I'm the make it, the make it, the make it, the make it, the Mack Daddy The make it, the make it, the make it, the make it, the Mack Cause I'm the make it, the make it, the make it, the make it, the Mack Daddy The make it, the make it, the make it, the make it, the Mack I make it a Mac Daddy. I make it a Mac Daddy. I make it a Mac Daddy. I make it a Mac Daddy. I make it one up. Jump, jump. The Mac's got to make it.

Jump, jump. A daddy knock will make it. Jump, jump. Chris Claus will make it. Jump, jump. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Jump, jump. The Mac's got to make it.

Jump, jump. A daddy knock will make it. Jump, jump. Chris Claus will make it. Jump, jump. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Jump, jump. The Mac's got to make it. Jump, jump. Criss Cross will make you jump. Zed and Bree and Clint. Believe it. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Reese's mum, Criss Cross and Jump.

Happy birthday to Natasha, wherever she is. Yeah, nice. Their whole thing was that they wore their clothes backwards. That's what made them famous. Was that what actually made Criss Cross famous? Well, the music, but their signature thing was... Was the backwards clothes. Yeah, which once you commit to that gag, I reckon it gets old fast. Wouldn't it? crisscross famous. Well, the music, but their signature thing was... Was the backwards close. Yeah. Once you commit to that gag,

I reckon it gets old fast. Wouldn't it? Imagine... We're fully committed to this. If you were busting for a wee. Mm. That's a nightmare. Brie and Clint,

the podcast. ZM. Christmas time can be a stressful period for a lot of people. Han DP. Because, I mean, it costs a lot of money.

Yeah. There's the pressure of buying people gifts. Yeah. And I've realised that this year I'm quite, like, I'm very stressed because I've recently started a new relationship and I've found myself in the dilemma. Which is not a stressful thing, by the way. Don't clap every time I say I've actually finally found someone who wants to be with me longer than a month. No, no.

We're clapping because you're saying it out loud. Yeah. I'm talking about it on the radio. And you think you're stressed about Christmas. No, you're not. You're stressed about talking about the fact that you're in a relationship. Bree's whole body language changes when we do this. I am a commitment phobe.

I just want to tell you what you're doing. A little bit, yeah. Your shoulders have come up. Yeah. I just want to tell you what you're doing. A little bit, yeah. Your shoulders have come up. Yeah, I was about to say that. Shut up! Shut up! You're not making this any better for me.

Are we going to talk about what I wanted to talk about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or is it going to be making fun of me? I've got a panel of support. I've got a lot of support for this conversation, by the way.

Great. Anyway, recently, I've got a panel of support. I've got a funnel of support. Great. Anyway, recently I've been having like, I guess these thoughts of what do I buy as a present? Do I go, do I go Hun-D.P. or do I hold back or do I not get anything at all? For Christmas, for your new partner. Yes. Yeah. Okay.

What's your, because I know you. Yeah. You're a giver. I do love. Don't laugh when it comes to presents. No, in relationships I know you. Yeah. You're a giver? I do love... Don't laugh when it comes to presents. No, in relationships I do love to give. You're a gift giver and I know that you get pleasure from giving. I do.

Don't laugh. No, I do. I didn't. I think I get the most pleasure from giving. I know that you want... It's true. No, I know what you mean. Let's take this out of the gutter.

I know that you want to... Your gut would be to go large, right? Yes. So you're not having the dilemma of, God, I don't know if I can afford the right present. Are you second guessing whether you should go large this early in the relationship? Yeah, because also I wanted to ask you guys, because if you go hundy pee right now and it's still early days,

but say for some miracle we're still together this time next year, right? Yeah. Then I have to top that. You have to set the standard. I have to top it. Can I say it's not their early days? Just because you only told us about it last week doesn't mean it's early days.

Okay. But you know what I mean? Then you have to top it the year after. Do you buy one gift or do you do a little package of a bunch of little ones? I do love a bunch of little stuff, but I am thinking about one large gift. So there's a selfish way to look at this. Set the bar early. So because it's a new relationship,

well, you could set it low. If you don't want to have to buy big gifts all the time, set the bar low. It will also set the bar for what you receive. But if you want big presents and you've got to remember that directly after Christmas

is your birthday so so so even if even if this person that you're seeing has already organised

your birthday present once you give them a really big Christmas present they might go damn it I need to get her more yeah I hate having my birthday right at Christmas

can I say it sucks have you asked about a limit are you going to say yeah because you said that to me I need to get her more. Yeah. I hate having my birthday right at Christmas. Yeah. It sucks. If you asked about a limit, you're going to say, look, look. Yeah, because you said that to me, didn't you? Oh, that's romantic. Isn't it? I hope you can still be creative. It's not office secret Santa, okay?

It's the person that Bree's in love with. Oh, my God. Sorry, that just comes on. I didn't program it. Okay. No, because, yeah, I don't really want to ask about a limit, but then I'm worried I don't want to make anyone feel bad if I do go large.

Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. Because what if there's a big discretion in presence? What's large to you? Like car? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Speaking of music, we're coming towards the end of the decade and there's going to be a lot of lists come out. You've got to be ready for this.

We're going to get best movies of the decade, best sporting performances of the decade. I can't believe we're at the end of this decade. Yeah, I know. It's a bit of a nothing decade. The tens. No one refers to this as the twins. I'm looking forward to the roaring 20s.

Yeah, the 20s will be good. Back to the 20s. Yeah, when we have the great Gatsby parties. Yeah. This is a list which is fairly official. It's from billboard.com and they've released the 100 greatest albums of the 2010s. Right. Okay.

That's a lot of albums. Yeah. Yeah, well, they've ranked them. I'm not going to go through them all. I mean, we don't have time to do a hundred. No, but I'll give you a couple of highlights. There's a Kiwi entry. Is there? Lords Royals according to Billboard is number 23.

We'll never be royals. Which is pretty huge when you think this is a list of the greatest albums of the decade to be number 23. Right. So that is the greatest album. But isn't that what the song was called? The album is also called, oh, Pure Heroin.

Pure Heroin. Sorry, sorry, my bad. Pure Heroin, yeah. Right, because I was confused. I was like, is it song or is it album? No, you're right, you're right. Gaga's Born This Way. Oh, yeah.

That was 2011 as number 21. What a song. What a song. What a song. And producer Ali's favourite artist, Drake. His album Take Care from 2011 is number 16. Oh, this was good. You have to admit. No, it wasn't.

Yes, it was. We love Drake on this show. We love Drake on this show. We love some Drake. And I mean, that album was a juggernaut for him. Yeah, Take Care, beautiful album. I thought let's jump through the top ten, okay, rather than doing the whole hundred.

There's a couple of highlights. Let's go through the top ten albums of the 2010s according to Billboard magazine. Number ten, Adele's album 21. Iconic. To be honest, any of her albums could make it. Yes. I think they will.

Except for the first one, which was released outside of the 2010s. True, but any of those other ones are definitely in that top category. Number nine, I feel like you'll like her. I don't know, you and I have never talked about Robin. Huge in the UK. Yeah, pretty big in New Zealand too with this album. Dancing On My Own was really big. Yeah, it was quite big back home in New Zealand too With this album Like Dancing On My Own Was really big

Yeah it was quite big Back home in Aussie too Yeah Her album Body Talk According to Billboard Is the ninth biggest album Of the decade Really?

It's an amazing album Okay Like a purely pop album It's very very good Okay Number eight I'm surprised That this one got in there

Because it's so recent Like it hasn't It hasn't had a chance To hold up over time. But according to Billboard, number eight is Ariana Grande's Thank U, Next. I've said to you before, I was like, this is the best album. Like, especially this year, anyone has released. She has absolutely killed it.

You said she'll never top this album. She'll never top this album. It's too good. It's number eight on albums of the decade according to Billboard. Yeah, I agree with that. Number seven is Rihanna. Because she was at one stage releasing an album a year. They've picked Anti.

2016. Is this song on that album? Yes. This is not my favourite. You need to get done, done, done There's Drake again But Rihanna is a queen Rihanna's an icon

She's an absolute icon I believe Rihanna is the most important pop star of the decade I think so too But that's a whole other conversation Let's race through these Number six I don't know number six But you might

Do you know who Casey Musgraves is? Country artist Yes, I do know who that is Now you're lifting me up Stead of holding me down Stealing my heart's tennis table Yes.

Her album Golden Hour, which came out last year, according to Billboard, is the sixth best album of the decade. Well, I mean, country music's so influential, especially in the States.

Yeah, totally. So that makes sense. Number five, he's the most important hip-hop artist of the decade, Kendrick Lamar's To Pimp a Butterfly. Love Kendrick, love that record. I love him, yeah.

Number four, more country, Taylor Swift's album. Gotta be in there. Which one, though? Red. Yeah. This was a great album. That's her highest entry. Taylor's 1989, which is her biggest pop album.

Yep. 19 on the list. Okay. Whereas this album, Red, came in at number four. So we're into the top three. Number three. Okay, now top three. Yeah.

Any, do you want to, actually, don't guess. You might ruin it. You'll ruin it. Oh, yeah. Well, okay, go on. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, no, do it, do it, do it. Because there's one. You'll ruin it. Oh, yeah. Well, okay, go on. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, no, do it, do it, do it.

Because there's one album that I've been thinking about the whole time you've been talking. Yeah. Oh, there's actually two. Yeah. Well, no, you keep it to yourself. Oh, okay. And see if they come up.

See if they come up. Okay, okay. Okay? Number three is Frank Ocean on Channel Orange. That's what I was about to say. Well, you would say that now. I told the producers before they can vouch for me. And there's one other album that I've thought to.

This album is a masterpiece. It's great. Channel Orange by Frank Ocean. And then he released another album in 2016. Blonde. Not as good as Channel Orange. Not as iconic, no. Which leaves us with the top two albums of the decade.

Number two, according to Billboard, second best album of the 2010s. I've also got one that you haven't said yet. Okay. Beyonce and Lemonade. Two, according to Billboard, second best album of the 2010s. I've also got one that you haven't said yet. Okay. Beyonce and Lemonade. Lemonade. I'm going. This was absolute class, this album.

Yeah. Loved it. Surprise album too, wasn't it? Yeah, that's why it was so good. And this is the Jay-Z cheated on me album. Yes. Yeah. This is the Becky with The Good Hair album.

Right, so what is number one? What is number one? According to Billboard.com, the best album of the 2010s is Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. And they're right. They're right. They're right. And why fix something that ain't broke, Kanye?

What do you mean by that? His latest album is what I'm talking about. Oh, right. You miss the old Kanye. I miss the old. I think everyone misses the old Kanye. Straight from the dome, Kanye. Yep.

This album, which also had Power on it. It's also the album that broke Nicki Minaj with that Monster verse. Oh, that song was absolutely huge. Yeah. And Nicki Minaj's

verse on it was amazing. Yeah. Really interesting, eh? Why would they do that? They already know how big Kanye West's head is. Why would they do that

to this people? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. What does the G in the word G-Spot stand for? Yes. And we've already established, by the way, for Curious, is that G-Spot is where you buy G-Force, the fruit drink

from, right? Exactly. Also known as a dairy. Very hard to find these days. Actually, always hard to find. The drink? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Exactly. Also known as a dairy. Very hard to find these days. Actually, always hard to find. The drink? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Couldn't locate it really, you know, easily. I thought, rather than Google this, the G-Bit, because I don't know what it stands for. Do you know what it

stands for? I have a few ideas. Yeah? Yeah. I thought, rather than Google it, let's ask Twitter because that's the easiest way to get answers. And people did not disappoint. So I'm just going to give you some of the best responses as to what it stands for. And at the end, we can decide together who got it right.

Yep. Someone called GoldenStateNZ said the G stands for G'day Mate. Oh, yeah. The G'day Mate spot. Usually what happens when you drink that drink. You know, once you find the drink, you probably would make a noise like that. What does the G in G-Spot stand for? Someone said gooch, which.

Yes, we've used that word on the show before. Someone said, Melanie Bracewell actually said, from Have You Been Paying Attention. Comedian Melanie Bracewell. She came through and said the G in G-Spot stands for G.I. Joe, which, oh, of course it does. G.I. Joe. So you know what G.I. Joe, which, oh, of course it does. G.I. Joe. So you know what G.I. Joe is?

No. Like the original action man. Oh, yeah, like the G.I. Joe. Like a G.I. Joe. No, I thought there was another underlying meaning. No. Sam Smith actually replied. The Sam Smith?

No, the comedian. The comedian. Unfortunately. Which I was even more excited about because I prefer Sam Smith, the New Zealand comedian, to Sam Smith, the international singer. Yeah.

Same here. I mean, everyone does. He said the G stands for G whiz. Yeah, well, that's. The G whiz,

the G whiz spot. Yeah, because once you locate it. And buy yourself a G force. It's like, oh, G whiz. G whiz.

That was tough. Eli Mathewson, also from Have You Been Paying Attention, came through and said it stands for good, which is nice and simplistic, isn't it? Yes. Simple. So that's good.

Straightforward. Probably does. Which, to be honest, is anything but straightforward, usually. No, but his definition at least. Yes. Oh, good. There it is. Rhythm and Vines, the festival, actually replied to me.

I didn't know that they had thumbs to type. No, they do. Oh, they do. And they run a hell of a Twitter game. Oh, do they? Rhythm and Vines said the G in G-Spot stands for Gisborne. Oh, yeah? Gisborne, also a very hard place to locate. Very hard place to locate. Yeah. And you're only there once a year. Exactly right. You only find it very rarely. And I think the person who hit the nail on the head was world-renowned New Zealand comedian Rose Matafeo who came through and said the G in G-spot stands for Gunther. What, from Friends?

Yeah. The guy with the grey hair. Makes a lot more sense than what I thought it was. Which was? I thought it stood for gland. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Fast and close into the Christmas holidays. Yeah.

Which means you're going to be spending time with family and friends and all that kind of stuff, which I was telling you earlier, Clint, my family these days, when we're all together in holidays, we all just love to sit down and play a board game. Yeah, because you guys love to fight. No, it doesn't usually end in a fight unless we're playing Monopoly. Yeah. Which everyone knows, you know, Monopoly can cause fights.

But I think there's a game that might cause more fights than the original Monopoly. Okay. So this is being released. Oh, is it Monopoly Millennials vs. Boomers? And the boomers start with all the properties and the millennials have no properties and you have to try and get somewhere to live before you die.

That'd be great. Have we just invented something? I think we might have just invented something. That'd be awesome. It'd be so real and lifelike, wouldn't it? Yeah. Anyway, so it's kind of, you know, you're pretty nearly spot on. It's a new version of Monopoly and they've released the extended version

of the classic game Monopoly. What do you mean extended? So they're calling it the longest Monopoly game ever. Oh, do we need that? Monopoly is already the longest game ever. So hear me out. I'll tell you the details and then you can tell me whether or not you'd want to play. So essentially, the game doesn't end until someone owns every single property.

Yeah. Which is a little bit different to normal Monopoly. I've got to be honest with you. I've never finished a game of Monopoly. You haven't? No. So I don't know how Monopoly ends. The way I found Monopoly ends is everyone gets sick of it.

It's when everyone gets bankrupt except for you. Oh, we just play until everyone gets sick of it and then whoever has the most money wins. Yeah, well, that's a way to win as well. Also, in this game, there's like twice as many properties. Right, yeah. So this board game has 66 properties. So there's normally only 33? Hold on, yeah. So this board game has 66 properties. So there's normally only 33?

Hold on, wait. How many properties? I didn't look that up. I probably should have. That's all right. It sounds like a lot. Hold on, wait. I'll show you a picture of it.

I mean, it's very visual for everyone else. But essentially it's like looking at, you know, the board usually. Square. It's like another square inside the square oh right okay filled with property never-ending monopoly never-ending monopoly um and yeah so you can't go bankrupt uh even if you go bankrupt um it doesn't matter if someone has to pretty much own every single property on the board right so you to know, do I want to play that? Yeah, do you want to play? No. Does anyone want to play that?

No. Producer Ellie's shaking her head. No. It sounds horrific. It sounds like you've bought a game because you want to fight with your family. It sounds like you've shown up to Christmas and you go, all right, guys, we need to ear some grief. Sit down. We're about to play the world's longest game of Monopoly.

Right. And then I just had a thought. Should we buy that game? Yeah. And should we buy the longest game of Monopoly ever? Yeah. Producer Ben's shaking his head. And should you and I and Producer Ben, Producer Ellie sit in a room and we play until someone wins?

No. Like I said, why are you looking for a fight? And then we will all hate each other. It is free in Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register. Fill up. Redeem points for rewards. why are you looking for a fight? And then we were all hate each other.