ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 29th 2019

Episode Date: November 29, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Friday edition of the Breein' Clint podcast. I hope people enjoy this. The podcast? No, that we do the birthday banger edition because that's what we do on a Friday now for people that listen to the podcast who might not be able to, you know, play birthday banger. If you don't, it'll be over relatively soon. Yeah, and if you don't, too bad. Yeah, too bad really.

Head it DJ Ben. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Breein' Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah, too bad, really. Head it, DJ Ben. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and close. Birthday Ben. The podcast. Yeah! There we go.

All right, all these people have messaged us on the podcast Facebook page and they're going to give it a whirl this afternoon. What's the name of that Facebook page? We're changing it. We're changing it very soon. You know what? I actually went on to the podcast, I think it very soon. If I actually, you know what? I actually went on to the podcast. I think it was a couple of days ago and tried to change it.

Yeah. But I can't because I'm not an admin. You're not an admin of the Brie Thomas, Big Bang Theory fan club. Bazinga. No, I'm not. Unfortunate.

I did try this week. I did try. Who's up first. I've got sunglasses on inside, but I think that says Rachel Elder. Rachel Elder. She's from, oh, she sounds like she's from London. Nice.

And she is. And her birthday is on the 15th of May, 1997, which means she was 16 in 2013. And this is her birthday banger. She's up all night to the sun. I'm up all night to get sun. She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night to get lucky. Two funky robots from outer space and a man called Pharrell. Get lucky. I like that song more at the time when I didn't realise other things about it. I think you're confusing it with Blurred Lines.

As I am. I was going to say, do not besmirch the good name of Daft Punk. Yeah, shit. I think it's because in New Zealand, the number one song was Blurred Lines. But in London, it was Get Lucky. Okay. There we go. Who's up next?

Garrett Loverin. Loverin. He's from Dallas, Texas, which is a very cool place. He was born on the 9th of October 1985, which means he was 16 in 2001. And back at the start of 2001, this was number one. Alicia Keys. God, this was a song, wasn't it? It was huge.

Massive. You. That's a great birthday banger, Garrett. Well done, mate. Which I said to you not long ago. Was it you where I said, oh, she's got either a black father and a white mother? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Which you didn't know that. No, I didn't, no. Yeah. I love everything Alicia Keys stands for. She's great. A, awesome.'t, no. Yeah. I love everything Alicia Keys stands for. She's great. A, awesome. L, lovely.

Lovable. I. Incredible. Incredible. C. C, bit of a. No, I'm just kidding. Complicated, complicated.

Complex. Yeah, complex. I. I again. Intelligent. Intelligent. A. Bit of an asshole.

Yeah. But, you know. That was just a joke. No, she actually is everything but. She seems an asshole. Yeah. But, you know. That was just a joke. No, she actually is everything but. She seems like an amazing person. Finally, Gene Williams is doing his birthday banger today. I assume Gene is a man. Gene is a man?

I'd assume, yeah. Let's not assume anything. Let's just do Gene's birthday banger. He's a New Yorker. He's from Buffalo, New York. And he was born on the 22nd of July July 1990, which means he was 16 in 2001. And on that day, this topped the charts. In Buffalo, New York, it was...

Nelly Furtado. And yes, Producer Ben. Timberland. Nelly Furtado's a woman Remember when Producer Ben That's right He didn't know

He didn't know He doesn't Can you turn the Birthday banger music off Turn it off So that we can talk to you Yeah Sorry mate

You didn't know that Nelly Furtado was a woman No You didn't know that Moby was a person I knew Moby was a person Neither did Nelly I just didn't know

What they look like. Because I've heard of that. There's a third one that Ben's guilty of too. Who? There's a third one. I can't think of it. No, forget. Okay, we need to have a winner even though we can't play their song.

Alicia Keys? I'd probably say Alicia Keys. I love all those songs. Those are all great romance are all great I could play any of those happily 2013 2001

2006 those are all very like party years for me and they're all great songs that bring back great memories Alicia Keys

I'm going to say Alicia Keys Fallen alright well here is your token amount of Alicia Keys that we're allowed to play on the podcast

starts well doesn't it this song are we going to yeah start oh I'm playing it of Alicia Keys that we're allowed to play on the podcast. Starts well, doesn't it, this song? Are we going to? Yeah. Start. Oh. I'm playing it off the wrong channel. Oh, there we go.

I'm falling in And I love with you And that's all we're contractually allowed to play of Alicia Keys. Cool song. But a great song. But a great song. Well, everybody, let's crack into the Friday podcast, shall we? Here it is. Friday Okie's coming up.

Enjoy that. We're recording this before we've even heard each other's. How did you go? I feel like I went pretty well this week. Yeah, I was told you went well. I think it was in my range. There's a couple of real flat notes right at the start, but I pick it up. What about you?

I think I did okay. Yeah. You'll probably win. Wait, can I ask? Because we can say the song. Yeah, Pat Benatar, hit me with your best shot. Is it a woman or a man? I forgot.

Oh, my God, it's a producer Ben moment. Yeah, but it's not in my decade, that's for sure. Pat Benatar is a woman. Yeah, right. I thought it was a woman because when I was singing it, I was like this. It sounds like a woman. What are you talking about? Yeah, this song. Hang on a minute. Put it on, right. I thought it was a woman because when I was singing it, I was like, this... It sounds like a woman. What are you talking about?

Yeah, this song... Hang on a minute. Put it on the wall. Where is it? Put it on the wall. Yeah, just hang on a minute, mate. It's a lot of working parts. You know how it is on radio.

Unfortunately, my parents weren't Pat Benatar fans. Pat Benatar. This is a great, great song. Great karaoke song. It is a very overdone one, isn't it? Not as much as I Love Rock and Roll, which was going to be my other choice. Listen to this. Listen to this.

This is a woman's voice right here. This is actually Bree's Friday Oki for today. Yeah, I nailed it, didn't I? She had a cool raspy voice. I don't think you understand, when I'm singing in the booth, my bad, out-of-pitch voice pretty much drowns out any other voice. You didn't hear anybody else. So I can't hear anyone else.

Yeah, it happens too often, people not knowing. I was convinced one time. She's great. Guy Williams on the radio, he was steadfast in his belief that Tracy Chapman was a man. Yes. And I said that's a

woman. It's a hundred percent a woman. But he was so sure of himself that he convinced me that I was wrong. And I said on the

radio oh my God I can't believe that this I thought it was a woman my whole life. Okay you're right. Was he taking the piss out of you or not? No.

Oh he actually believed it. Right. Okay here's today's podcast everybody we gotta go because I'm actually to start the real radio show. Yes. In exactly 60 seconds.

And here we go. All right. Have a great time, everybody. Bye. Have a great time. Heyo! Good everybody, welcome to the Friday edition of the Brie and Clint show Oh yeah, it's a Friday baby and we're ready to take this thing all the way into the weekend

We started our work day at the pub, which is good, responsibly, we had some chippies and a beer Which is where all work days on a Friday should start That's our new rule as a team, by the way. Our Fridays start at the pub. Yes, which is good. I think, you know, starts team morale good on a Friday. There's not many jobs that can have that rule, though. Like, you imagine a doctor, like a surgeon,

and the surgeon went, you know what? Before Friday surgeries, we meet at the pub. Yeah, that'd be cool. It wouldn't go down well. What about... Bus drivers? No, no. Couldn't do that? Firefighter? No cool. It wouldn't go down well. What about, Bus drivers? No. Couldn't do that.

Firefighter? No. No. No. Although firefighters, A vet? No. No.

No. No. Hey, you know who would be starting their day at the pub today? Bartenders. No,

well, yes, they would be. It's someone's birthday. Alcoholics. It's someone, yeah, okay,

well that's a bit grim. It's someone's birthday today. Oh, do you well, that's a bit grim. It's someone's birthday today. Oh, do you mean Her Royal Highness Jacinda Ardern? Yeah. Who did you mean? Is it her birthday today? Someone in the office tried to tell me that it's Jacinda Ardern's birthday. Yeah, it is.

Yeah. Is this a joke? It's her birthday today, isn't it, producers? You brought it up. Is it Jacinda Ardern's birthday or not? I don't think it is. She can't keep a straight face. Someone from the office came in and said,

I've been trying to convince Clint it's Jacinda's birthday today. Just go with it. So I led you into it and you took the bait. Yeah, you did. Well, you could have run with that one all day. Damn it. Yeah, but I didn't want to sound like an idiot either. I heard her on the radio this morning and no one wished her happy birthday.

So I was like, that's a bit sad. Don't interview the Prime Minister and not wish her a happy birthday. Hey, happy birthday to Jacinda anyway. Yeah, every day. Every day. Every day is Jacinda Day as far as I'm concerned. Her birthday's in frigging July. When she will be 39 years old.

Do you know when she was elected, she was, I believe, the youngest world leader? Yes. Ever? Yes. Yeah. 36? Was she 36 when she was elected? No, she would have been 37.

37. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Today on the show, we have Friday Oki returning. I'm quite excited because today's song is a lot of fun. We'll be doing the pub rock classic, Pat Benatar, Hit Me With Your Best Shot.

What's the score for the year so far, producers? It's 12-13 to breathe. Okay. So I can draw level today And next week we can go into a tie break situation I love how you use the point scoring system to get votes It's what you think I do Producers

Anyone? I think it's in your head mate Yeah Next on the show your chance to win Spark Festy Guesty We've got a festival survival kit up for grabs. It includes cash to get you through festival season. All you've got to do is identify the artists on our imaginary festival line-up. Look, no one's got better than three yet, but I feel like today's the day.

Today? Is the day. Today. You're trying to hit the post, aren't you? Is the day. No, it's ages away. It's like 22 seconds away. Sweet.

Well, let's try and hit it. Are you ready? 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll play't you? Is the date. No, it's ages away. It's like 22 seconds away. Sweet. Well, let's try and hit it. Are you ready? 0800 dial ZM. We'll play with you when you get through. That's right. Call now. It's Friday,

November the 29th at five past three. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a little duo called the Veronicas. I go, ooh,

ooh, ooh. Brie and Clint, the podcast. duo called the Veronicas. It's been a great game this week. Your chance to win cash to survive festival season, thanks to our friends at Spark. Yeah, this has been crazy. The amount of money that they've offered up and it's been such a good prize for people to win.

Yeah, Spark are giving their customers a chance to win Spark Festival Pass. It includes tickets for you and three mates to a summer full of festivals. You can find out what's included in the full Festival Pass at spark.co.nz forward slash music, or you can play this game with us to win some money. Exactly right. All you've got to do is we'll give you a fake festival lineup with a bunch of songs, and then you just need to tell us who was in it.

And you need to get more than three. Correct. Hi, Grace. Hi. Grace, come on. I think you're going to be the best this week. You just need to get more than three and we'll hook you up with some cash. I listened yesterday and I just was spitting them off and she only guessed a few

and I'm like, are you serious? I don't know what the advice is it's quite hard once you hear maybe say them out loud as you hear them yeah so that they sink in maybe I don't know I don't know what's going to work for you but we'll get your answers once it's finished okay those are the answers that we'll count yeah all right so you need uh three for 200 bucks five for 4066 or more will get you the full amount. Are you ready? Yep. Here we go. All right, go.

Okay, I got Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa, 660, Lizzo, and Ariana Grande. Whoa, hang on. So we've got 660, Dua Lipa. Taylor Swift, Lizzo, Ariana. I think I got Selena. Oh, what if I say something wrong? Yeah, it doesn't matter.

What were you just about to say? Selena Gomez. Yeah. Who else? Who else? Okay, let me just guess some random ones. Yeah. Who else? Who else? Okay, let me just guess some random ones. Yeah, go for it. Because there's no Taylor Swift in there. Demi Lovato,

Miley Cyrus, Stop. Keep going. Justin Bieber. Keep going. Who's the other 660? You can stop there. You've got seven and you've got the full $600.

Well done. You've cracked the code. You've cracked the code. All you've got to do is basically recite the ZM playlist and you'll win this game. Nice work, Grace. We've got $200 towards a festival survival pack for you for playing.

Well done and have a great weekend. Thank you so much. Enjoy. Thanks to Spark and Festival Pass. Like we said, full details on that are at spark.co.nz forward slash music. Yes. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, I don't know about you, Clint, but back in the day,

I did quite a lot of babysitting. Actually had a job as a babysitter at one point to make some extra cash during uni. No, not me. No, you've never been a babysitter? I had never changed a single nappy until my daughter was born. Really? Yeah, not one. Didn't even know how to do it.

We went to antenatal class and you had to take like a teddy with a nappy on. Yeah. We put the nappy on backwards. Oh, God. No wonder you're having a hard time. I have done quite a lot of babysitting and this story came across my path where it was a woman over in the States talking about how she wanted a babysitter for her kids

and she's put an ad out on Facebook. Sure. Which, you know, pretty standard thing to do. You're looking for someone to do some work. You put what you want. Job description. Job description in that person. What things the person needs to have. So I'm just going to read out this list and you tell me if you think either you or I would be up for the job. Okay, cool. They must have a BA degree in childcare or nine years of relevant babysitting experience? To be a babysitter.

Yeah, it's quite a bit, isn't it? Neither you or I have that. No. Number two, three good references with phone numbers. I'd have that because I always got my friends to pretend to be references. Yeah, same. We could do that. But you could get me, Ben and Ellie.

Yes, exactly. So I same. We could do that. But you could get me being an Ellie. Yes, exactly. So I feel like we could do that. Three, full-time availability including weekends. What? Yeah, that's a lot, isn't it? On call. On call. Four, own your own car and driving licence.

We both have that. Five, native English speaking and preferably a second language to teach my children. No. How much time do you think that... So what's native English? Well, I guess English is your first language maybe. Right. Six, CPR certified, ideally a CNA license.

Don't know what that means. You're a physiotherapist. Yeah, that's it. Sweet. That'll do. Seven. No history of traffic tickets and no problems with the law. And then she puts in brackets. I will be running your name through databases.

Cool. Eight. No tattoos, no drugs, no alcohol, no sketchy social media behaviour and or public pictures. So I'm out on the sketchy public... No public pictures? No sketchy ones. Oh, right.

So where you're maybe drinking and having a good time. Yeah, or there's a gleeking video of you that we just put out this week. Yes, I'd be out, wouldn't I? Nine, must be okay with my two pitbulls. Is that the name of... Is that how she refers to the kids? Might be. No, the kids are coming up. Ten, must be okay with emergency last-minute calls.

Cool. So you're on call 100% of the time. Eleven, perfect attendance, 100% required. Twelve, willing to pay for some snacks. Yeah. This, honestly, she is out of control. How much has this got paid? No, wait, I'm getting to that.

It's nearly, there's two more. Yeah. These are my favourites. 13, will love to work with an infant, a three-year-old and a five-year-old. Okay, well, that's fair. You're babysitting. That's quite a lot of kids for one person. You don't want to babysit her who comes in and goes, God, I hate kids.

Number 14, ideally will be a Trump fan. I'm out. And my favourite part, my favourite part about this ad, so these are all the things that she thinks you need to have to babysit her kids. Yeah. The last one. In exchange, I will be offering $14 an hour under the table cash.

It's like you're making $15 an hour but without paying tax. So I love that one of the rules was no criminal or previous activity but then she wants you to break the law. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZDM from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Now, look, Dean, I came across probably some of the most awkward footage from the Ellen DeGeneres show I've seen in a while.

What's happened? Okay, in 10,000 interviews that Ellen's done, this is by far the most awkward. Today she was interviewing Dakota Johnson. For those of you who don't know, she was the star of the Fifty Shades of Grey film. Yes. She's been in a lot of other films.

Here's what happened. She gets on the show and things go very, very, very awkward when Ellen asks about a recent birthday party. Have a listen to this. This is the cringe interview of the day. You turned 30. I did. How was the party?

I wasn't invited. Actually, no, that's not the truth, Ellen. You were invited. No, last time I was on the show, gave me a bunch about not inviting you but I didn't even know you wanted to be invited well who's invited to a party why I didn't even know you liked me yeah but I did invite you and you didn't come are you sure yeah ask Jonathan your producer okay you were I was invited why didn't I go oh You were out of town. Oh, yeah, I had that thing.

One of her producers steps in very quickly at the end there and goes, oh, Ellen, you were out of town, remember? And you can't see, obviously, from that audio, but you can tell that it's very frosty in the room. It's unnecessarily tense. Dean, how does the Ellen DeGeneres show work? Is it live or is it pre-taped? It's live to tape.

So they record it the day before, every single episode one day before, and then the interviews are recorded live to tape, so exactly in real time, and then they edit it up and it's played the next day. So if that show, because I don't think that Ellen came off that well in that, why would they bother putting that on TV?

Like if it went that badly, why would they bother airing it? Maybe they couldn't edit around it. Yeah, good question. I think that, you know, I don't know. I think maybe they were committing. They may have committed to that interview because they were promoting a new film of hers as well. And then, you know, also that kind of stuff

gets really good traction and phenomenal press. What are you talking about? What do you mean good traction? Oh, we're talking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is my same theory about the Tesla truck disaster and the windows smashing. That's my theory. It's all publicity.

So I'm not saying that Alan interview was awkward on purpose, but it will have a good spinoff in the end. Because you know, Dean, that they'll get Dakota back on and they'll do a make-up interview and that sort of thing. It'll be sweet. It'll be sweet. It'll be all good. All right, that's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent with the latest live from Los Angeles,

brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Producer Ben Ben Producer Ellie Hey Kiona guys Hey Kiona You just pointed to the opposite Yeah you did point to the wrong people

You just called me Ben I get it's fine It's a radio It's not going to matter Okay okay I know you guys are a bit more junior Than Brie and I Yeah yeah yeah

This is radio okay We're not on television right now No one can see us No this isn't TV Fair enough No sorry mate Isn't it Oh yeah okay mate Isn't it hard Oh, yeah, okay, mate.

Isn't it hard? It's really hard when you have to teach them stuff over. Yeah, I know. Sometimes you just got to get through that, you know? Yeah, right, okay. We've actually done something really nice for you, so if you both just shut up, that'd be really good. So normally we would come in here with a high-low,

all the high points of the week and the low points of the week on here. Yeah. There is now two weeks from Friday to Friday left of the year. Yeah, I know. It's crazy, hey? So we thought we'd do every single day a piece of memory of the Bree and Clint 2019 scrapbook. Oh, now I feel bad.

I don't. It's about time you guys did some bloody work. No, I'm just kidding. And today is page one. Page one. Oh, cool. Of 2019. Yes. I'm all right let's do it ah once upon a time earlier this year previous to now brie and clint's 2019 scrapbook page one at the beginning of this year

brie had a dream why don't we start a d? Brings you back out of retirement in a big way. It gets me on board. We join together in this big unison of just amazingness. Four weeks later, our DJ duo, the Hot Miss Express, performed live at Float. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Who's ready to send it? Who's the spoiler? Send it! Here we go! Two, one, three, stop! It all went down on float on Saturday.

The end to a four-week journey, a dream, one team, four heartbeats. There we were, mate, on Saturday, 2.09pm on the dot, the main stage afloat. 2.09 to 2.19. But we didn't only perform live. We also had a number one single called Send It. Number one. No way! No way!

Send It. Kiwi royalty Kings helped us produce that song, Send It. Now we look back at the 21st of August, 2019, when we found out how much money we actually made from our hit single. Hello, my friend. Hello. This is unexpected. And how are we, Clinton Bree?

Or should I say hot and mess? Hot and mess? That makes you the express. We're good. Yeah, we're good. What's going on with you? Have I got some news for you guys? Yeah

What is it? The APA royalties came in for our song Are you? No way The royalty check Are you ready? Are you ready to hear the total? I don't know

Are we ready? We need a drum roll I've never had a royalties check before for anything Neither Kings you would know what this feels like a lot We need a drum roll and you guys need to take a seat Okay I'm going to sit down And we're going to hit that drumroll. Build-ups, build-ups.

The Hot Mess Express made $3,648. Oh, wait. Wait a second. Oh, the decimal point. $36. Tune in Monday as we open another page of Brie and Clint's 2019 scrapbook. That is wonderful. I have goosies all over my arms.

Yes. So you're saying you can be bothered making one of these every day for the rest of the year? Yeah, apparently we've done that, haven't we? Yeah, we've done it. We're going to do it. No, I love that. I really appreciate it and it actually makes you grateful

for what an amazing year we've had. Yeah. You know? Yeah. We've had some great memories this year. I mean, some not as good, like going all the way to LA and... Oh, well, don't spoil day two. Oh, gosh.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. Sit in. Family meeting time, everybody. Yeah, it is a family meeting. I'm going to get emotional, I think. It's okay. We can do this together. Look, this year has been an amazing year for our show, hasn't it?

It's been a lot of fun. It's been a lot of fun and we've done it together with everyone listening and we're a really tight-knit team, aren't we? Mm-hmm. And there's someone that's been a part of the team all year that is going to be leaving the show at the end of the year. Yeah, they won't be returning for 2020. It's sad.

We don't want them to go. No, we've done a lot. We've been a lot of places with this. We have, yeah, been a lot of places, done a lot of things. But it's finally time for them to move on. And we are talking about the Venute. Got you. I mean, it's hard for me to talk about it.

So for those who don't know, the Venute is the viral vehicle that Brie purchased out of her own money, $3,000 of her own money. It's half ute, half Toyota HiAce van. 1989 model. Yep. She runs like a dream.

And she's one of a kind. She's one of a kind. We had high hopes of this vehicle traversing the entire length of the country, but it's not to be because she needs to be retired from our fleet at least early. So we've managed to get her from Auckland to Wellington in our time with her. And she did it with ease. It was a great trip. But unfortunately, none of us have a parking space where she can live.

So, yeah. No, that's a very good point. It actually is the truth. It's been an expensive storage since we drove it to Wellington. Yes. And the company have said, you can't store it here anymore. No. And it's not a liability that you want anymore.

So you're going to... I've had, I think, my money's worth and it's been the best money I've spent this year. I can absolutely say that. Yeah. So... But yeah, it's time she goes off to a new home. Which is where it gets interesting for you guys because here's your chance to own a piece of Kiwiana history. Exactly.

Like this is not something that comes up every day. And we are giving you guys listening, our loyal followers, an opportunity to buy the venute. It's on Trade Me at the moment and currently rocketing along as well. So if you would like to go and get the Venute for yourself, might make a good Christmas present for a loved one. Oh, it would make a good Christmas present. Might make a good Santa sled for a local Santa parade.

It would. It'd be perfect. The link to view the Venute auction is going live on our Facebook page at the moment. Yeah, so head to the Facebook page if you actually do want to be a part of that auction. We will be announcing the winner on this show in a couple of weeks. Bree will personally drive the Venute to you. That is T's and C's apply. I don't believe that is a part of the deal.

Alexandra or Cromwell, Bree will show up in the Venute wearing a Santa hat. That's part of the auction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, anyway, pour one out for the Venute. We love you, but we can't keep you, so it's time for someone else

to take you and do with you what we couldn't. It would be great if someone in the South Island wants it. Oh, it would be great. Just so she can go home.

She's from the South Island. Back to the South Island where she belongs. Go home. Back to Dunedin. Bree and Clint. This is the Chainsmokers. That was tough. That was. Back to Dunedin. Bree and Clint. This is the Chainsmokers.

That was hard. We got through it. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. Let's play the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second

of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Oh, so there's no hesitating. That's where I've been going wrong. Yeah, that might be it. This is the One Second Song Challenge.

Every Friday, Brie and I go head to head at guessing songs based off one second. And if you can decide who the winner is before we play, you'll win free mobile fuel. Let's give Mark the first option. G'day, Mark. G'day. How's it going?

Good. You seem happy for a Friday, I like that. Yeah, I just finished work. Good man. What do you do for work? Just delivering. Delivering rack groceries. Deliveries, alright. Perfect. Have you heard the game before? Are you familiar with the One Second Song Challenge? Yes, I have, yes.

With that in mind, actually without that in mind, like I said, Gut Feel, who are you picking to win the One Second Song Challenge today? have, yes. All right. With that in mind, actually without that in mind, like I said, Gut Feel, who are you picking to win the One Second Song Challenge today? You, Clint. All right. Thank you. Yep, all right. Sounds like a pretty...

This game does nothing for my confidence, can I say. Maybe try winning it. I do try. That means, Justine, Bree's going to play for you, okay? And I'm going to really try, Justine, I promise. No worries. Okay means, Justine, Brie's going to play for you, okay? And I'm going to really try, Justine, I promise. No worries. Okay. Poor Justine.

She's not hopeful, is she? I will leave the room so Brie can play first. I'll be in a soundproof area and we'll be using the exact same songs. Brie, best of luck. Thank you. I'll need it. You got this, mate. You got this.

All right. All right. When you're ready, then hit it off Okay, let's go Adele Pass Ariana Grande Rihanna

Yeah Maud Yeah Kendrick Lamar Yeah Taylor Swift Yeah Beyonce

Yeah Kanye West Yeah Frank Ocean. Go to song two again. Got it? I think I've got it. Yeah, go.

What is that? Is it Robin? It's correct, bro. It's correct. It's correct. It's correct. Oh my God. Be cool.

Be cool. We're cool. We're cool. We're cool today. We're cool today, bro. We're cool. We're cool, man. Oh, that was terrible.

Yeah, nothing to worry about here, Clint. Nothing. Do you cover your mouth so I can't lip read? Yes. Smart. I need all the help I can get. I saw a bit of dancing going on, like celebratory dancing. Did you get a 10 out of 10? I don't know.

It was all right. It was okay. It was okay. Better than last week. Yeah, better than last week. We got that. Nothing to worry about. Better than last week.

I think last week you got nine. No, I got six. No, you got six. Yeah, last week wasn't great. Yeah, it wasn't good. All right. When you're ready, Clint. I'm ready.

Yeah, I'm ready. Head it off. Adele. Yeah. Robin. Yeah. Ariana. Yeah.

Rihanna. Yeah. Lord. Yeah. Kendrick. Yeah. Taylor Swift. Yeah.

Beyonce. Yeah. Kanye West. Yeah. Kendrick. Yeah. Taylor Swift. Beyonce. Yeah. Kanye West. Yeah. Frank Ocean. Nice. Oh. Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have our first tie.

Both got 10 out of 10. I'll take it. Congratulations, everybody. Nice. I feel like there was a second left over on the end there. You should have given me the chance for my first 11. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, Brie.

Do not take this away from Brie. We did this together, Brie. You and me. I'm proud of you. Yeah! And if I'm not mistaken, those are all the Billboard top ten albums of the decade. Ding, ding, ding.

Artists in the top ten. Got in. That's it. Yeah. Okay, that means we may have mobile fuel for Mark and for Justine. Congratulations, guys. You're welcome, Justine. Woo!

Thank you very much. Good work. Nice one, Brie. Yes, Justine, you're welcome. And you too, Mark. Have a good Friday, eh? Yeah, thanks. Thank you.

You too. Brie and Clint, Thank you. You too. Look, this is a debate that I know has happened before many, many times, but it has arisen again, and there's been a massive, massive survey done with, I think, about 20,000 people. Whoa. And the question that they asked was top sheet or no top sheet.

And obviously if you don't know what we're talking about, you probably don't have a top sheet. We're talking about the bed. Yeah. We're talking about a bedroom. And I mean on Black Friday sale, if you may be on your way to Briscoe's at the moment, this could be very timely.

It could be. But of course you have a bottom sheet which hugs the mattress and everyone, I hope, uses one of those. Not everybody does. I know. But anybody you want to share a bed with should. Yeah, and I don't think there's any argument. I'm talking to you, 18-year-old students. Put a sheet on.

Male 18-year-old students. I don't care if you live out of home now and you can do whatever you want. Put a bottom sheet on. There is nothing more disgusting. Honestly, it's so rake. Just protect your mattress. You can't put your mattress in the washing machine. Yeah, once there's a stain, there's a stain.

Anyway, we're talking about, obviously, there's no argument with that, but do you also use a top sheet? Now, you and I are divided on this, as I imagine the country is going to be. So we'll get the results of your poll and then let's just let's scrap that into our own poll, shall we? Yes. The poll was pretty damn close. So 45% said no top sheet and 55% said top sheet. Fantastic. The majority have won out with the correct answer. Well,

that's what you think. I don't have a top sheet. Haven't for years, since I moved out of home, I think. In the same way that you choose to protect your mattress with a bottom sheet, you should do the same courtesy to your duvet cover. But I wash my duvet cover. But your duvet cover is more expensive than your sheets and less, like, disposable than sheets.

So you should protect it with a top sheet i mean they're harder to wash they're harder to wash i know but i just wash it all doesn't make a difference to me you don't need to if you ran a top sheet you don't need to no you still need to how often do you wake up in the bottom sheet the top sheet i mean it's been tucked all the way down into the bottom of the bed never because i use I use my top sheet correctly. No, that happens. Okay, let me counter that with, what about the versatility angle of, it's a hot night and it's too hot to have a duvet on,

but it's not quite hot enough to have nothing on and you've got the security of a top sheet. That's why you get the right duvet, the actual quilt to put in your duvet cover. Yeah, but how many of those have you got? I've got one for winter, one for summer. All right, okay. As you can tell from this impassioned argument,

we're on opposite sides. And Bree and I may never share a bed. No, we may never because of this reason and others. How about when you make a bed, it is so easy to make a bed look pristine, perfect when you don't have a top sheet. Disagree. Your bed looks half made.

No, it doesn't. Because it's missing a sheet. Yeah, but you can't tell when the duvet's over it. Yeah, but you can't tell. Same logic. You can't tell that there's a top sheet there when the duvet's over it either. Yeah, but I've got OCD and I know how bad that sheet looks and I'm not a good bed maker.

We're not going to agree. No, we're not. So let's just park it and go to the people, shall we? What about the producers? Top sheet or no top sheet? Top sheet. Don't ask Ben. He sleeps in a sleeping bag. No, Ben is a member of this team. Yeah. And top sheet,

no top sheet. I reckon Ben has no sheets. He sleeps on a camp stretcher in a MacPak sleeping bag. That would be so good. But I just have a duvet, yeah. Yeah, so no top sheet. So the top sheet's just a sheet that goes under the duvet? Yeah. Oh yeah, no, nothing there.

Alright, so the team's divided. Literally, yeah. I just can't be bothered washing my duvet that frequently. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean. I can't be bothered making a bed with a top sheet on it. You just pull it over. You can't see it anyway. Trust me, I struggle. I struggle a lot.

Are you alright? We're going out there. We're going to the people. Top sheet, no top sheet. Yes, that is the topic we've chosen to discuss on Friday. It's a Friday, okay? Okay?

Okay? And don't tell us our question doesn't matter. Yeah. Because that hurts our feelings. So call us and tell us whether you use a top sheet or not. Let's settle it. And leave us alone.

We can take texts on this too. Yes, we can. 9696. 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. It is the age-old argument of the bedroom. Top sheet or no top sheet? Top sheet, no top sheet.

There's been a recent survey done in Australia where they've surveyed 20,000 people. 45% said no top sheet. 55% said top sheet. Who did the poll, by the way? Was it Bid Bath and Beyond? I don't know. Or a hotel group or something?

They might be in a hotel group trying to save money on top sheets. Maybe. Well, there's a lot. Top sheets, do we need them? A lot of text coming through on this. Yeah. Bree's anti-top sheet, I'm pro-top sheet. Top sheets, do we need them? A lot of text coming through on this Yep Bree's anti-top sheet, I'm pro-top sheet Well you tell the truth

I became pro-top sheet When I started sharing a bed With a top sheeter My wife Who when we were doing Long distance relationship Whenever she would come to visit I would make sure my bed was immaculate

To welcome her As in you would put No I wouldn't put a top sheet on And her criticism was One why have you got black sheets Yeah that's weird And two where's your top sheet So I've become a top sheet person

She's turned me into a top sheet person No I think that was a sound effect that just went off. No, I've seen the light. I've seen the light and I've been converted. But let's see what people think. Raewyn. Hi, Raewyn. Hi, Rae. Hi. How are you? Tell us your

point of view. I'm complete opposite to Clint. I've got a husband who does a crocodile role in the night and ends up in a cocoon in the top sheep, So I've given up. You can get strangled by that thing, can't you? I'm scared for his life. So I gave up.

And then I've got three sons and they all do the same thing. So we've no top sheets in our house now. And it's a real pain because you always buy sheets and sex. Isn't it annoying? Actually, if anyone wants my top sheets, I buy really nice sheets. If anyone wants them, you're welcome to them. It could be good if we want to go as ghosts for Halloween. Sure, I'll keep them.

Hold on to that. Okay, so, Raewyn, we need to put you down for no top sheet. You're in that column. No top sheet. Oh, yes, the freedom, Raewyn. Thank you, Raewyn. Cody's here. Kia ora, Cody.

Hello, Cody. Hey, guys, what's up? What do you reckon, Cody? Tell us. Sorry, Bree, but it's 100% top sheet. Yeah, thanks, Cody. Why, though, what's up? What do you reckon, Cody? Tell us. Sorry, Bree, but it's 100% top sheet. Yeah, thanks, Cody. Why, though, Cody? Why?

Like Clint said, in the summer, it's great to just have a seat and not have to bother about just like... Yeah, it gives you options, doesn't it, Cody? No, exactly. Best of both worlds. It puts two layers in there, and you don't need more layers in the summertime. Nah, Cody's smart.

Just don't. How old are you, Cody? I am 12. You're going to go a long way. Stay in school, Cody's smart. Just don't. How old are you, Cody? I am 12. You're going to go a long way. Stay in school, Cody. No, you're going to go a long way, buddy. A lot to learn. I hear a future Prime Minister with sensibilities like that.

Thank you for calling the Bree and Clint show. Taylor, kia ora, Taylor. G'day, Taylor. Hi. Hi. Come on, Taylor. What do you think? Top sheet, no top sheet?

Straight duvet, no top sheet. Yes, girl, yes. It's a freedom factor, isn't it? Who are these grossies who are not using proper bed hygiene? Don't call us gross, Taylor, how dare he? It's all been women too. I would have thought better of you guys. It's just the fact that a fitted sheet is so easy to put on

and you can buy actually fitted sheets by themselves from Kmart, just so you know. What a life hack, Taylor, for all us, no top sheeters. Taylor, do you wear undies? Yes, of course. Well, why don't you use a top sheet? You know, the top sheet is the underwear of the bed. No, the bottom sheet is the underwear of the bed.

The top sheet is the protective layer required to keep your bits away from the duvet cover. So you're saying you need to wear a panty liner. Okay, we're 2-1 in favour of no top sheet. Dwayne's here. Hey, Dwayne. Dwayne the Rock Johnson, what's up? Yeah, good. I'd say top sheet.

I mean, at what point have you ever travelled the world and gone to a hotel with no top sheet? Exactly right. That's a great question, but someone has... There's a reason for it. Someone has text through and they said they were always someone hotel with no top sheet? Exactly right. That's a great question, but someone has... There's a reason for it. Someone has texted through and they said they were always someone who used a top sheet and then they stayed in a hotel that didn't have one and they've been... It's a changed life perspective for them.

Changed their life, yeah. It did, and so now they haven't used one since. Yeah, but if you go to a hotel, I mean, you're not going to go through a pool with sheets all out and there's obviously a hygienist reason for it, isn't there? Yeah, yeah. It's easier, they contains a duvet. Well, actually, I hope, Dwayne,

that they're washing the duvet cover as well and not just the top sheet. They wouldn't wash it every time. I mean, the hospitals as well, they have a top sheet too. I'd hope they wash it every time, Dwayne. I hope so. What hotels are you staying at? We've reached a split decision, unfortunately.

I've transferred the poll to our Instagram story. I hope that's okay. So this can continue. Yes. It's only been up for 10 minutes, but do you want the results? Yeah, go on. Okay, I'm just going to vote top sheet. No, well, I need to vote now.

62% pro top sheet currently. It'll change. Hold on, wait. Oh, we've got a decision maker. We've got a decision Okay Megan is here Hi Megan

Hello Megan Hello You're going to decide The fate of New Zealand's Beard future right now Because this is It's like a referendum This is legally binding

Tell us Top sheet Or no top sheet No top sheet Yes Megan It's a win I changed my mind

This is not legally binding. Yes, it is. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Producer Ellie's here. Hi, Producer Ellie. Hello.

Yesterday, you helped engineer our decade challenge that we rolled out on social media. Yeah, that was fun. The decade challenge is where you take a photo

of yourself entering this decade and put it next to a photo of yourself exiting this decade, which is over in a matter of days, by the way. This decade is done in a few days. We posted ours to social media.

You looked like, I'd say, a happy goth. I did not look like a goth. I had dark brown hair and that doesn't make me a goth. And dark eye makeup. There's nothing wrong with goths. And you're very pale. And you had the sideways peace sign that says riding solo written on your fingers. Like you can talk, Ron Weasley, after he's gained a few pounds.

That was Ginger and mine. You can go and see them if you'd like to. Your haircut is horrific, can I say, in that first picture. It was quite in then, wasn't it? That was super in. The old up thing and then like shortish on the sides there. I call it the rooster. Go back to Breeze.

Go back to Breeze. Yours is quite bad too. It's the same haircut I have now. No, it's not. Anyway, let's not roast each other, okay? We don't need to. Everyone else has done that. Because everyone else has done that for us. And that's why you each other, okay? We don't need to. Everyone else has done that. Because everyone else has done that for us.

And that's why you're here, Ellie. Yes. To deliver some of the best roasts that have ended up on our Decades Challenge. I can't wait. Well, this one will make you both feel really good. This is from Nicole. She says, this is so funny. 2009 was when I was born.

Oh. Thanks a lot, Nicole. Yeah, so you're old. That's her saying, you're old. Let's see Nicole's decade challenge. And then Logan has said, Clint looks like Ed Sheeran and Brie looks like Rebecca

Black. Now, do you remember who Rebecca Black was? Yes. Friday, Friday. She's pretty hot. I'll take that. Yeah, she is actually. We've got Is she Okay, Ed Sheeran We've got Clint looks like a Nickelodeon actor

What does that mean exactly? You know one of those TV presenters That just try too hard Sticky TV That's what it looks like I hope they mean the old one Presenters that just try too hard. Yep. Sticky TV. Yes. That's what it looks like. I hope they mean the old one.

Yeah. We've also got KJ Arpa. Is that you? See, that's good. That's kind of a good compliment, actually. Yeah, I'll take that. Least convincing redhead, KJ Arpa. We've got, oh, my gosh, Brie looks like a baby Demi Lovato.

Take that as well. Yeah, it's quite nice. That's quite nice. If Demi Lovato was poor. Yeah. I just mean it looks like you dyed your own hair. Yeah, and if KJ Arpa was on meth. We've got...

Wait, you're either saying I'm a fat KJ Arpa or a meth KJ Arpa was on meth. We've got... Wait, you're either saying I'm a fat KJ Arpa or a myth KJ Arpa. No, you're a fat Ron Weasley and a meth addicted KJ Arpa. Nice, nice. We've got massive improvement on Clint. Brianna may be a vampire. That one hurt. This is great. Sato says, ha ha, Clint

looks like the biggest Muppet. Sorry, mate. Just being honest. Ouch, Sato. You do look, Clint looks like the biggest Muppet. Sorry, mate, just being honest. Ouch, Sato. You do look like one of those puppets. Yeah, you do. And Hannah says... I don't need it from you, Ellie. Sorry.

You meant to be impartial. You know I'm impartial, Az. Yeah, she's neutral. But I've got another one here for you, Clint. Were you going for a country-style Dragon Ball Z Super Saiyan? Look at the start of the decade there Clint and the final one which is probably 100% accurate from Rhys here

he says Bree's ass would have still been stink that's disgusting ZM's Bree and Clint the podcast and now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday-Oki. I love Friday-Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-Oki. It's a feel-good hit of the summer, baby. It is the time of the week where we go

head to head in a singing challenge. Both average singers, but you guys get to vote on who's the least average. Average is generous as well. Very generous. Last week we did Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi. And I got absolutely pants. Like I had to walk out

of here with no pants on. Was it 5-0? I think it was 5-0 to you. We are rapidly approaching the end of the year too where the Friday Hockey champion will be crowned. Yes. The results for the year thus far, you're ahead. Just.

13 games to 12. By one point. That's correct. I think I've lost four in a row. Yeah. I'm on an absolute horrible streak. Which, but four in a row. Yeah. I'm on an absolute horrible streak. Which, but four in a row. I feel like today's my day.

Yeah, and you were out to a hell of a lead as well, which I thought was unassailable. I thought you couldn't be caught. That's what I thought. Anyway, here we are. And this week in Friday Okie, we'll be taking on Pat Benatar with Hit Me With Your Best Shots. I chose it this week.

For the young kids listening, you will have no idea what this song is. You know the song, right? I know it well, yes. To be honest with you, I chose this because I think we're evenly matched. Oh, okay. I think you've got a rock check voice. Thank you. Compliment taken.

Yeah, yeah. So I thought maybe this is a good chance for us to go head to head and find a true winner on a level playing field. All right. So I will do the honours and go first. Is that how we do this? No, you chose it, so you go second. Okay, that's fine. Listen to them both,

and then we take five votes from callers to decide who wins Fridayoke. Bree's up first. Let's do it! This is her Friday Oki. Well, you're a real tough cookie with a long history of breaking little hearts like the one in me. That's okay, let's see how you do it. Put up your jukes and let's get down to it.

Hit me with your best shot. Vodka, please. Do it. Put up your jukes and let's get down to it. Hit me with your best shot. Vodka, please. Why don't you hit me with your best shot. Make it a double. Hit me with your best shot. Oh, make it a triple. Fire away.

Nice work. And then straight into the guitar solo. Oh, what a guitar solo, eh? All right, mate, let's hear it. Your turn. This is my attempt at Pat Benatar's Hit Me With Your Best Shot. Well, you're a real tough cookie with a long history Of breaking little hearts like the one in me That's okay, let's see how you do it.

Put up your dukes and let's get down to it. Hit me with your best shot. Why don't you hit me with your best shot? Hit me with your best shot Fire away I love producer Ellie who's the only singer on the show. Just her facials when these are playing out is so good. It hurts her deep down. It hurts her. It hurts her as an artist. I'm so sorry Ellie.

If you could do us a favour and open those phone lines, Ellie, both teams have been to ear now and we will take five calls on 0800-DIALS-IT-M to decide who takes out Friday Oki for the week. Come on, hit us with your best shot. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. What did we play yesterday? Yesterday? Yeah. We played something good. Wasn't John Farnham the voice? I think that was Thursday. We played that this week though. Don't look at them, look at me.

Jump. Jump by Criss Cross. You couldn't figure it out on your own. Yeah, that was good. Sorry, I wasn't even listening. I was like, just my eyes went to produce early. Yeah, that was okay. I don't wasn't even listening. I was like, just my eyes went to produce early. Yeah, that was okay. I don't think it was iconic.

I loved it. Did you? You loved it. I did, yeah. I really liked it. Okay, all right. I'm hoping for big things today for a Friday. Amy's here.

Hey, Amy. Hey, how you going? Good, Amy. What's your birthday? 28th of May, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 28th of May and on that day this topped the charts.

Yeah. It's the person that Brie looks like in her decade challenge. Avril Lavigne. You look like her too because you're both ginger. It's awesome. It's a good birthday banger, right, Amy? It is. Yeah, yeah.

I'm excited. Okay, cool. One, no, two more yet. Elena. Elena, hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Elena? 1st of the 12th, 95.

Oh, it's coming up real soon. So happy birthday for next week. You were 16 in 2011 and this is your birthday banger. I saw this live last night. Well, the Calvin Harris part, not the Rihanna part. Yeah, I was going to say, was Rihanna here? You know what's weird about a Calvin Harris show? So that show was inside Spark Arena.

Lots of dudes still taking their shirts off. Yeah. But it gets hot. Nah, it wasn't that hot. It's an air-conditioned arena that was half full. Oh. Like, come on, bruh. Oh, no.

And only the most ripped dudes taking their shirts off. They worked hard on it. They want to show it off. I'm not mad. It's like Clint. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like you on it. They want to show it off. I'm not mad. It's like Clint. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like you, Clint. You want to buy an Audi.

You don't want to leave it in the garage. Do you? You want to go drive it around and show it off to people? I saw this super cute Japanese couple who were there enjoying the music. And then there was this one real ripped Pacific Island guy who had his shirt off. And they went over and they tapped him on the back

and they said, can we have a photo with you? And they put him between the two of them. Complimentation. Yeah, he was like, yeah, of course you can. They thought he was Aquaman. Okay, Elena, wait there. You've got a good birthday banger. Last person is Ross.

G'day, Ross. Hey, guys, how we doing? Ross. Ross Boss, we told you you're not allowed to call for this segment. Different Ross, I'm sorry. Different Ross. Different Ross. This is Ross from Friends.

You're allowed then, Ross. You're allowed. What's your birthday, mate? 16th of May, 1984. All right. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 16th of May. And the Millennium brought us this number one. Don't call me baby. You got some heaven, baby, that'll never do. You know I don't belong to you.

It's time you knew I'm not your baby. I belong to me, so don't call me baby. Oh, I love that song. I caught way bigger feels off that than I thought I was going to. That was a tune. Madison Avenue, Don't Call Me Baby. I think we might. We'd be dumb if we didn't.

We'd be dumb if we didn't. That never comes up. Ross, do you like it? I mean, it's all right. Oh, Ross. You're going to like it by the end of it. Ross, we're like fully barred up already and you're like, oh, it's okay. It's all right. Oh, Ross. You're going to like it by the end of it. Ross, we're like fully barred up already and you're like, oh, it's okay. It's all right.

You win birthday banger, mate, whether you like it or not. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Have a great weekend and thanks for calling the show. Great start. Here you go, everybody. I'm into it. The winner of birthday banger for Friday's Medicine Avenues,

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I belong to me, so don't call me baby You got some urban babies I don't ever do You know I don't belong to you It's time you knew I'm not your baby Is it him? Bree and Clayne, that is the winner of Birthday Banger today from Medicine Avenue. It's Don't Call Me Baby for Ross. I did that dance when I used to take dance classes when I was like nine. Is there a dance that goes with that? No, but we had that song and we danced that song

and I wore the same outfit she wore in the film clip. Oh, yeah. It's like a big silver jumpsuit and then they cut out a hole for the stomach. And you wore that? And I wore it. How old were you? Nine. This is reminiscent of Ellie's underage Shakira

highly sexualised school dance. This is the other Madison Avenue song. I love both of these songs. I'm going to say something controversial. They're the same song. No, they're not. You take that back. Don't call me

baby! Look, I've got a story to tell you guys, and it's about my friend, Big Gay Gorgeous Al. Hello, boys! He's been on the show quite a few times. But this is probably... He's big, he's gay, and he's gorgeous, and he lives with you.

Yeah, he's the best. And he is a great person, but last night he had a really bad moment. Okay. Are you telling this story from a position of love? Yes. Yeah, okay, cool. Yes, he had a bad time. He had a bad moment.

We went home from work last night. He'd been on the bourbons a little bit at work, had a few celebratory drinks because one of the big bosses is leaving. Yeah. So he had a few drinks. I drove us home. Anyway, I got home and Alan decides he would order some takeaway food. Okay.

So he's ordered some takeaway food from a place that he's ordered from many times before. Yep. And he's waited about 20 minutes and obviously he's a little bit drunk, so he's like super keen for the food. He's hangry. He's real hangry and the food turns up and one of the dishes is missing. Okay. Just actually hasn't put the dish in altogether. Bugger. Like the rice isn't missing, the whole dish is missing and he's standing there and he's looking at it and he goes,

I think one of my dishes is missing and I've kind of looked at it and I was like, yeah, no, you ordered two and there's one. So even I can do the math on that. Yeah. Anyway, so he starts to get angry. And I said, calm down. Let's call the place. Yeah, we can sort it out. And sort it out. And in the meantime, we can eat the other dish. Anyway, so he isn't impressed because obviously, you know,

he's waited and he's paid for it. And so he calls the place up and i just hear this in the background yeah well one of the dishes isn't here so what do you want me to do anyway he's getting angrier and angrier and i looked at him and i said al calm down it's it's it's it's a dish it's not a big deal anyway he literally yelled down the phone line for a good couple of minutes and I said, give me the phone. You don't talk to people like that. No.

And I grabbed the phone and I calmly started talking to the person on the other end of the phone. And, like, I do see why he got angry because she wasn't very helpful. But I didn't get angry. I just said, hey, you know, can we pick it up? We're happy to drive there and pick it up. Yeah. Anyway, she was like, no.

Anyway, eventually she just said no to everything and then eventually I said. Because she'd been yelled at or? No, I don't think she understood English all that well. Okay. And then I was even more shocked that Alan was yelling at her so much. Anyway, eventually she put her manager on. It doesn't matter what volume you use,

if they don't understand the language you're using, it's looking out. Anyway, eventually she put her manager on and I spoke to the manager and she said, yep, we can sort that out. Come on down in 10 minutes and we'll give you the meal and a free meal. Fantastic result. Which, amazing, great result. Anyway, I said to Alan, I've organised it, let's go down and get it.

Anyway, so he was, you know, he calmed down by that stage and I said, are you right, are you calm? Because you've done a lot of yelling. He's like, yeah, no, I'm calm. He's like, I don't want to go in now because I feel awkward. See, you would. And I said, well, you know, that's a part of life and you need to suck it up.

Anyway, we drove down and we stopped outside this place and we walk in and obviously the girl he'd been speaking, the woman he'd been speaking to was sitting at the front desk. Yeah. She was 10. Oh, no. The one he was yelling at? I assume not the manager.

Not the manager. The one he'd spent five minutes yelling down the phone to. And probably the one who maybe mucked up the order in the first place. I think she might have. She didn't. And she was 10. And Alan is going to hell. I can't even begin to imagine.

He felt so horrible. And he looked at me and he said, am I a bad person? I said, yes. Bree and Clint, the podcast. If you're like me, you're obsessed with rich people and how they live and the stuff they have and how do you get your money and will I ever be rich? You are very, very hung up on that, aren't you?

What's that? Whether I'll ever be rich? You're someone who just wants to get rich quick and you're obsessed with getting rich. Yes. You do love it. That's why you buy so many lotto tickets. Yes.

I think I've done a bit of psychoanalysis on myself. Yeah. It's for two reasons. One, I'm keen to retire and live on a farm. That'd be good. A lifestyle block. I was going to say. And buy a lifestyle block.

I just want to have a couple of rescue cows. And the other one is it's because I don't come from money. And so my family wasn't rich. How good i don't come from money and so like my family wasn't rich how good would it be to be rich and be like mom dad your life is sorted and just be rich you can't you can't say you don't want to be rich yeah well see i didn't come from money either but then i also had a great childhood so did i without money so did i. And I think you do learn life lessons that you might not if you're super rich. Sure, sure, yeah. But you learn other lessons if you're rich.

What? Like how your dad's going to pay for your first car? No, like what you were talking about before, how to use a bidet. I've got no idea how to use one. I stayed in a hotel that had a bidet and I was too scared to use it because I didn't know what the taps did. Anyway, you call me obsessed, but I find it interesting. I have a list of things that rich people have that you can afford.

Okay. What, that'd be a few things, I'd imagine. You can live their lifestyle vicariously through these items. Are they cool items? Yep. No, they're not. Some are, some are, some are. So the richest, second richest man actually now,

second richest person in the world is Jeff Bezos from Amazon. Yes. He has a net worth of $113 billion US dollars. You can own the board shorts that he has. What board shorts are they? So he's gone kind of semi, not viral, because no one really gives a crap,

but he's been photographed wearing this particular set of board shorts at all these resorts that he goes to. Right. And those are the Bezos board shorts now. They're by a brand called Vilbrequin. Okay. Men's vintage octopus swim trunks,

$260. You can afford. Are you on meth? $260 for shorts that I wear in the swimming pool They're the Jeff Bezos ones They're pretty ugly I don't give a crap No, they're actually quite ugly Jesus

Okay, okay What else? Let's get more relatable He's too out there That's not relatable Oprah Winfrey, $2.8 billion I do love Oprah. Okay, do you want to live like Oprah?

You'll like this one. So you can drink the same tequila that Oprah drinks. Oh, that's cool. Because you know it would be good. You know it would be good because she's on the health buzz. She's Oprah. She's goddamn Oprah. And let's be real.

There's a difference between cheap tequila and expensive tequila. Yeah. There is a difference. Do you know the only alcohol The Rock drinks is tequila? No. Yeah, and so on his cheat days, he drinks tequila. And his drink is tequila and soda, if you're looking to get that rock bod. Oprah's tequila is Tequila Casa Dragones Blanco.

That was Tequila Casa Dragones Blanco. Okay, what I really want to know is how much is it? 75 bucks a bottle. That's about, you know. Fairly standard, right? Yeah, for a decent bottle of tequila, you're going to pay that. That's two Pepe Lopes. Yeah.

You know? Yep. That's not bad. Okay, I like that one. And finally, the current richest man in the world, Bill Gates. Yes. Just overtook Bezos. I think he's like $115 billion.

You can get the same watch that he wears. Now, you'd think Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, Rolex or some kind of smartwatch, right? Surely he's got a computer watch. No, he's got a Casio MDV-106-1A. Is that a vintage? Well, probably not for $41.97. Bill Gates.

What a relatable human being. Bill Gates wears a $41 watch. See? Gates. What a relatable human being. Bill Gates wears a $41 watch. See? Maybe money's not all it's cracked up to be. And drives a $1 million car. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is exciting news, actually, because if you've ever had a broken arm or just anything broken in general, maybe your leg.

Heart? No, broken general, maybe your leg. Heart? No, broken bones I'm talking. You know, obviously when you get a broken bone, they put you in all the plaster. Yeah. And it starts to stink after a while. It's not waterproof. I don't know. I've never been in a cast.

It's my worst nightmare because I'm a very itchy person. Yeah, it gets itchy, gets dirty under there. You can't put it in the water. So you have to bag it up every time you shower. Yeah. It's a nightmare. They've created, engineers from the University of Illinois have invented a thing called Cast 21, they're calling it, which is essentially a wide mesh sleeve, which they slip onto your arm,

and then once it's on your arm and in place they fill it with a fast hardening resin oh yeah so picture kind of like um a diamond honeycomb looking thing oh yeah okay that's kind of what it looks like well they put on the back of cricket helmets to protect your neck yeah but it's it's got big holes in it so you could scratch in between the holes oh yeah so yeah but it's like a mesh type and, so you could scratch in between the holes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but it's like a mesh type of thing. And you can get air in there.

Yes, so it gets air, it's breathable, and it's also waterproof. And this is the thing that they've been working on for a number of years, which essentially takes away, I guess, all that kind of frustration of the cast because you have like something where you can scratch yourself, you can get it wet. Is it 3D printed? No, so that's a different thing altogether. Because I've seen 3D printed ones. So 3D casts are available on the market now,

but they're super expensive and they can take weeks to make. Oh, that's pointless. Yeah, right? You don't want a cast for your arm in two weeks, do you? No. But anyway, these are called cast 21s and they're not on the market yet, but they're just trying to make it affordable enough where a lot of hospitals use it.

You know what the problem with them is? What? Your friends can't sign them. No, they're still signable. How? You said it looks like a honeycomb. Yeah, so it looks like honeycomb, but obviously in between, there's enough space. Here, I'll show you what it looks like a honeycomb. Yeah, so it looks like a honeycomb, but obviously in between there's enough space. Here, I'll show you what it looks like.

I mean, very visual for everyone else. Yeah. I don't plan on breaking any bones. You don't? No. I can't find it. It doesn't matter. Don't worry about it.

I believe you. Yeah, you can still sign them. Like the people at home, I won't be able to see it either. Yeah, true. So you can be like everyone else. Sitting, freeing Clint. Like the people at home, I won't be able to see it either. Yeah, true. So you can be like everyone else.