ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 2nd 2018

Episode Date: November 2, 2018

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ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint. Afternoon, New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Why have you got your sunnies on? Future Sue Bright.

Also, just trying to bring a bit of cool factor to the show. Like, you know how Ellie makes the videos for us every day that go up on our Facebook and our Instagram? Yeah, producer Ellie, she's killing it. Yeah, I'm adding a bit of a cool vibe to it. You know? Just. You know, yeah.

These are very fashionable sunglasses too. They're my wife's. It's actually amazing. Every time I'm at a shopping centre, I see someone inside wearing sunglasses. I'm like, God, they're cool. Cool, yeah. God, they're cool. Guy in a bar sunglasses.

Cool. Cool, yeah. It makes me want to talk to them. Yeah. And what other radio shows? We should get you some sunglasses too. Oh. Cool, yeah. That makes me want to talk to them. Yeah, and what other radio shows? We should get you some sunglasses too. No.

Have you got some? Oh, look at this. Ellie, roll cameras. ASAP. The show just got 90 times cooler. Your sunglasses look like my sunglasses.

Yeah, but mine are the cool version. Yeah, well, like I said, these are my wife's. So you're not insulting me, you're insulting her. Oh, look,

the producers have got their sunnies on. This is the coolest radio show in New Zealand. It's official. All we need now is those Bluetooth headsets. I tell you what. If you're listening to this show and you're wearing sunglasses, text us. We need to know that cool people are listening.

Send us a photo. 9696. Oh, yes. DSM a photo on Instagram. That'd be cool. All right. It's getting a bit too cool for me in here. DSM a photo on Instagram. That'd be cool. All right. It's getting a bit too cool for me in here. We need to move things along and give away a car.

Oh, yeah. We are giving away a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante today. The coolest Mitsubishi there ever was. It goes today. After five o'clock, whoever is the last person holding it takes it. If you want to get on that wheel early, you can right now on 0800DIALZM. Yeah, call now if you want a shot at boot or bonnet.

It's actually good wearing these sunnies because it kind of dims your fake tan that you've got on. Yeah, right. It's good. Cool. Cool. Cool. Didn't know that was obvious, but cool. Looks good, though.

Bondi Sands. I knew I needed to exfoliate. Friday Jams, here's Usher, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's time for Boot or Bonnet. This is our first car giveaway as a show. It's a momentous occasion for us. We're excited.

All the best radio shows give away cars. Si and Gary have cars. Yeah. Hosking's had cars. Polly and Grant. Polly and Grant have cars. I just said Polly and Grant. What am I?

Australian? What? Grant. We now have a car. It's a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante. It's not just a car. It also contains a secondhand television, an inflatable kayak, and a new surfboard.

All things given to us in our Friday Jams live swap shop, which we now need to give to you. It's packed to the brim. We've been playing boot or bonnet all week to see who's going to drive away in the Mitsubishi Diamante. Two sessions today. This is the first one. Craig, you need to survive this round and then survive again at 5 o'clock to drive away in the Diamante. Two sessions today. This is the first one. Craig, you need to survive this round

and then survive again at five o'clock to drive away in the Diamante. Craig. Hi, how are you going? Yeah, you've got to talk to us, okay? Yeah, no, I only got half of it. No, that's okay. You're the current holder,

so you get to choose first. Okay. Boot or bonnet, Craig? I'm going to go with what I won with, so I'm going to go with boot. Okay. All right, Craig's got boot. That means Kayla has got bonnet. Cool.

Cool. Okay. There's that word again. We have a wheel in the studio. Half of it says boot, half of it says bonnet. Let's give it a big old spin and see what it lands on. Craig's got boot. Kayla's got bonnet.

And it is a boot. Craig's going through. Well done, Craig. Sorry, Kayla. All good. Unlucky, Kayla. All right. Thank you.

By the way, Craig, are you wearing sunglasses at the moment? No, I'm inside. No, I didn't think you were. I could tell by the sound. All right, thank you. By the way, Craig, are you wearing sunglasses at the moment? No, I'm inside. No, I didn't think you were. I could tell by the sound of your voice you weren't wearing any. Doesn't mean you can't have them on, Craig. Darren, welcome to Boot or Bonnet. Hey, guys, how's it going? Very well, thanks.

Craig, what are you going to go with, boot or bonnet? I'll stick to the same. You're going to stick? I'll go boot, thank you. Sticking with boot. Then Darren has the bonnet. Here we go. Let's give it another spin.

Here we go. Doing very well, I might add, Craig. You've survived from yesterday. You've already won the first round. You've stuck with boot. And unfortunately, it is a bonnet. That's a... That's okay.

That's okay. Lucky Craig. You're going to have another shot if you get through at five, okay, Craig? See you, Craig. All right, hooray. Body! That's okay. That's okay. You're going to have another shot if you get through at five, okay, Craig? See you, Craig. All right, hurry. A lot of guys getting through on the phones. They want this V6 engine. I was going to say, do you think it's a particularly manly car,

the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante? It's the top of the range VRX, so this is for anyone. Let's see who the last person giving it a go is. It's another man. Luke, hello. Hello, Luke. How we going? What are you driving at the moment, Luke?

Pretty rough Subaru. Subaru what year? I think it's 2002. Piece of crap. You need a Mitsubishi Diamante. I prefer that. Luke, it's in real good neck, so you could upgrade here. I would be upgrading, I'd say.

Excellent. Darren, you're the carryover champ. You call it, mate. Boot or bonnet? Bonnet, please. Bonnet for Daz. That means, Luke, you're on the boot. Here we go, guys. This is the last spin until five o'clock. It's coming around.

Oh, it's right on the edge. It's so close. It is right on the cusp of both of them, but we can confirm Darren, it's on the bonnet. Yeah, it does. Sweet. Unlucky Luke. Oh, well.

Try again at five. In the final hour, there is one more chance to win the Diamante. Five o'clock, you need to start calling us if you want to win this car and this kayak and this TV and this surfboard. And I can confirm, there will be a special guest spinner

joining us at five o'clock. Can't reveal who it is just yet. Oh, the twists and the turns, Clint. I just don't know where this show's ever going to go. It is the greatest giveaway we have ever had and we are milking it for all it's worth.

Brie and Clint on ZM. You might remember a little while ago, I increased Brie's fashion credibility right around fashion week by challenging her to the Crocs challenge. You spent a whole week in Crocs. Oh, it was such a great time. It was a great time, wasn't it?

In that time, you were the centre of attention everywhere that you went. Not for the right reasons. Oh, I don't know. You wore every croc in the range, including the flaming crocs, the high-heeled croc, the fluorescent pink croc. That was good. We got you to wear that to Pink, the concert. That was fun. Perfect integration. How can we forget the camo croc. That was good. We got you to wear that to Pink, the concert. That was fun. Perfect integration.

How can we forget the camo croc? Oh, camo croc was a ripper. Hard to see those ones, but they were there. Since then, I mean, and I gifted you all five of those pairs. I sourced them. I got them gifted to you. I haven't seen you wear them, but that doesn't mean you haven't

worn them. I'm not with you 24-7. I know they're leisure wear, so you could be wearing them in your downtime. Yeah, no, I wear them out. I thought you would. Yeah. There's also been a few

like stories because since we've talked about Crocs, we get tagged in a lot of Crocs stuff. Oh my God, the amount of stuff people tag me in with Crocs.

I'm like, I don't like Crocs. People keep tagging us in this one article that goes, Crocs is filed for bankruptcy. And they say, look Clint, your Crocs campaign failed. I think

that is fake news because news out today that none other than superstar rapper Post Malone has created his own Crocs collaboration. Howdy do. I told you cool people liked Crocs.. How-dee-doo. I told you cool people liked Crocs.

Did you just say how-dee-doo? Yeah, I did. See what this does when you talk about Crocs? It makes you say stuff like how-dee-doo. I don't know how you're still on the fence about this after I have shown you the power of the Croc. And now, I told you Kylie Jenner's wearing them. Drew Barrymore's wearing them.

They're wearing them because they get paid a crap ton of money from Crocs. That's why. The Post Malone Croc dropped overnight. Instantly sold out. They're all gone. You can't even get them. It's a white Croc with yellow detailing. And he's even created his own custom.

They're called gibbets. They're little Croc attachments that you can... Yeah, I know what they are. And you put them in the holes. Yeah, so you can bedazzle your crocks. You know a mum created those? Those bits? She created the company gibbets.

That's not a crock invention. This mum that had nothing better to do created those and she's a multi-millionaire. Are you saying it's not cool because her mum invented it? No, I'm saying... Her mum invented you. What are you? I was saying it's awesome cool because her mum invented it? No, I'm saying... Her mum invented you. What are you? I was saying it's awesome that her mum created that.

Oh, okay. Good save. Oh, my God. This is what Post Malone says about Crocs. If you like something, go get it. I wear Crocs everywhere, from the bar to the stage, and I felt like this is the perfect collaboration to get together with Crocs

and give the fans what they've been asking for. And he's obviously not wrong because, like I said, they have sold out worldwide. Post Malone also has a tattoo on his face. Are you saying you'd like me to organise you a face tattoo? Just for the record, if you were able to buy them and if they do restock them, how much would you pay for a Post Malone Croc?

Nothing. I don't want a pair. No. Okay. Well, how much do you think people are paying for Post Malone crocks? Crocks are pretty expensive. I'm going to say they're around 70 bucks. 90 bucks. What? For the Post Malone ones. That doesn't include the gibbets. You've got to buy your gibbets separately.

Okay. So save up, New Zealand. They'll be coming back soon. I'm someone who does a lot of online shopping I feel like I'm pretty good at it I don't like to go to the shops I'd rather just buy everything online And then I feel like I'm getting gifts all the time God, you know who does a lot of online shopping?

Who? Megan Oh yeah Honestly Every time we come into the office there's packages out there There's a package there for her I reckon If not every second day, every day. She shops a lot.

Yeah, I mean, she looks great. Oh, she looks awesome. But I reckon she's one of those people who has to have a package in the mail 24-7. Like, she needs to have something coming. I'm getting that way. Are you? Yeah. And I feel like this morning, I've been, I don't know why, I literally see something

and next minute I've purchased it. I'm like, what happened? And this morning I saw some really cool stuff and I'm getting in early and I was buying Christmas presents. Oh yeah. Got some good stuff for you guys. Oh yeah. Our team. This is the risk too because your computer remembers your credit card details. Yes. You've got the new MacBook, which did you know that you can load your credit card to your fingerprint? Yes. And you can just put your fingerprint on the keyboard and it will pay for something with your fingerprint? I know.

It's dangerous. That is dangerous. It's super dangerous. But something interesting that I noticed today when I was making online purchases, there was one particular thing, which I'm not going to tell you what it was because it's a gift, which you'll find out eventually on this show. Yeah. You're going to love it. They asked me for my fax number.

They asked me for my email, standard, my phone number, standard, and then they wanted my fax number. So you've bought me something very, very old. Is that what you're trying to say? Hey, you'll see. You'll see. It's a typewriter. No, the website wasn't old at all,

but I'm like, who still has a fax machine? Yeah. Who's using a fax machine? What are they faxing you? They've got your email address. Do you remember a fax machine? Like how? We had a fax machine in our house.

Like it's just not really that efficient. Nah, but when we got one, it was big deal. Like really big deal. They were like the leading tech back in the day. My mum and my auntie used to fax each other. Also, my mum was like an adult student. She retrained as a teacher. And so she had to fax some of her assignments

between Rotorua and Christchurch. So you have the regular phone and you'll pick up the phone, like the cordless Uniden phone. And if it's a fax, I don't know if you've ever received a fax. It'll make that weird noise. It's like, and you go, Mum! Mum, we're getting a fax!

And she quickly runs to the bedroom where the fax machine is. Don't put the phone down! Don't hang it up! Don't hang it up! She picks up the other phone and then she calls from the bedroom. Even though the Uniden is cordless and I could have just walked there and picked it up myself. She goes, okay, I've got it now.

I've got it now. You can put the, you hang up your one. You hang up yours first. And then you hang up the Uniden. Should I hang it up? Okay, I'm going to hang up. Have you got it? Yeah, I've got it.

Have you got it? And then you hang it up and then she pushes start and then prints out something. And it's all blurry and really crap. Yeah, it's on that receipt paper. It was the same with internet, dial-up internet. Remember how you couldn't be on the phone

at the same time you're on the internet? $2.50 an hour as well. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I want to know from the people, well, first of all, are you still using a fax machine? But just old technology in general. I just shot out to a reception to see if there is a fax machine here at the ZM. Officers?

Yeah. Do we have one? No, I said, do we have a fax machine back there? She looked at me like I was an idiot. She goes, what the hell is that? She goes, no. No, we don't. And I was like, oh, okay.

Then she's like, sorry. I was like, no, no, don't be sorry. It's a perfectly. You're like, I'll just go use my email like a normal person or the printer. So what's the question, sorry? I want to know from people, what old technology are you still using? Oh, yeah. Like I'm talking like a beeper.

Oh, yeah. Like, do you still have that? Discman. Oh, a Discman. Is anybody out there still using a Discman? I think that's kind of cool. Is anyone still using the tape player in their car? You know what my parents still have?

What? They've got one of those big stereo CD stackers. Oh, CD stacker, yeah, yeah. And on the top of it, so it's got like a six CD stacker. In the house or in the car? In the house. Oh, yeah. And then on top, it's got a a six cd stacker in the house or in the car in the house oh yeah and then on top

it's got a record player oh wow your parents are cut the hi-fi sound quality coming out of the thomasell household must be phenomenal oh 800 dial zm right now what old technology are you using the question we're asking this afternoon is what old technology are you still using because i was ordering something off the internet and they asked me for my fax number. And I thought... I really want to know what the thing is that you were ordering. You'll know. You'll know in approximately a week and a half.

Because it's a gift. It's a gift for you. Right. Why am I also... Now I'm very suspicious. Why am I getting a gift in a week and a half's time? Not my birthday. Not Christmas. You'll see. Right. Why am I also, now I'm very suspicious, why am I getting a gift in a week and a half's time? Not my birthday, not Christmas.

You'll see. From somewhere that requires a fax number. All right. It's going to be good. We want to know what you're using, though. We're giving away some old technology after five o'clock. We're giving away the Mitsubishi Diamante. We are too.

What old tech? Oh, we just lost Tammy. Give us a call back, Tammy, if you can. Francie. G'day. What are you using that's old? Unfortunately, still a fax machine. My parents won't give it up.

What do you mean? What are they using it for? We have a family business, Electroplating, and pretty much they have had it since Day dot and they still go out And get a brand new fax machine If they can keep it going Keeping the dream alive Francie Are there customers who prefer it Or do they push that on their customers

Well They still don't do email invoicing So they still send out mail copies So they have to Handwrite it, do all the invoicing And So they still send out mail copies. So they have to handwrite it, do all the invoicing and send them out by mail. I need to ask, Francie, what kind of phones do your parents use? It's still a plug-in to the old one. They don't have a mobile? Oh, they have a mobile phone each, but we still have our plug-in ones here at the workshop and that's it.

They won't change. I get it. I get it. When you get to a certain age I reckon you go, I've done all the changing I'm going to do. I don't want to learn

anything else. I'm sick of it. I am sick of it. If you want our electric plating you can bloody call the landline and you can fax us an order. Thanks, Francie.

Good to talk to you. Adrena? Adriana? Shit, I'm sorry. Good to talk to you. Adrena? Adriana? I'm sorry. I should have helped you on that one. It's written correctly as well. I just, a Friday moment. Adriana?

Yes. What old tech are you using? I still use a VCR player and tape. Whoa. And is it an old one? Well, obviously you haven't bought that recently. Yeah, it's pretty old. Like some of the buttons almost don't work anymore.

Why? Why are you using it? Like I'd be weirded out if you called and said you were using a DVD player, but why? I've got a DVD player as well, but I'm a ballet teacher, so I use it for research to, yeah, for dancers and learning new choreography and learning solos as well. Adriana, I need to ask you,

when the video's playing up, do you take it out of the VCR and do you do this? I haven't had that issue in a while, so yeah, we used to do that when I was a kid. Adriana, I have to ask you, have you heard of YouTube? Yes, I have. Okay, sweet. No, I'm just checking. I'm a kid. Adriana, I have to ask you, have you heard of YouTube? Yes, I have. Okay, sweet.

No, I'm just checking. I'm just checking. No, that's awesome. I love that. It's almost hipster, right? It's kind of cool. It's hipster, right? Anastasia.

Hello. What old tech are you using? We're using a record player. Oh, no, that's cool. Yeah, see, that's just cool. That's cool. What's the coolest vinyl that you have? We just got the new 21 Pilots Trench album.

Yeah. See, you're not doing this because you haven't updated. You're doing this on purpose, right? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an old into new collection. Yeah.

Hey, Anastasia, my mum and dad have a tonne of old Bee Gees records, if you want them. I got all my dad's old albums. Martha Jackson, Bee Gees, Queen, Pink Floyd. God, that'd be worth a bit, surely. Write them all down for him. Facts us over the list. Ming, what old tech are you using?

My tape cassette in my car. Oh, yeah. You have a tape player in your car? I do. I do. Ming? Because my car got pinched, and I've been given an old car to use, and it's got a tape cassette player in it.

Ming, you know what you need to do? What? You need to call us after five and try and win the 2001 Diamante. It's got a CD player. Yeah. After five o'clock. You're on. Okay,ante. It's got a CD player. Yeah. After five o'clock. You're on. You're on.

Oh, $800 at M. God, I want to know what tapes she's got as well. I used to have Alvin and the Chipmunks. Ash, I had that as well. Did you? My brothers destroyed it. They pulled it all out because they said they wanted to make train tracks. Last one.

Ashley, what old tech are you using? My OG Game Boy. Oh, yeah. See, that's cool as well. See, I bought one of those last year off the internet. It's so good. What games have you got? I've even got, like, a collection because I really like Pokemon. Yes.

Me too. I've got, like, Pokemon Blue and then I stole my mate's one and I've got, like, Crystal. Pokemon Blue was my jam. Yeah, good work. It was before it's time, that game. That's so good. Good to talk to you, Ashley. I spent like 50 hours

on that game. Hey, on the text machine. Oh my god, you won't believe the old school technology I'm using. I still have an iPhone 6. How do you survive? Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's

birthday banger. What is this magical computer going to turn up today? We put your birthday on it and it tells you what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. Let's kick it off with Brayden this afternoon. Hello, mate. Brayden. G'day, Brayden. He's not there, but I've got his birthday, which is the 23rd of March. Right, no, hang on.

Brayden. No, I don't think he's there. 19. It could be Brayden. Brayden. I'm just going to let you keep going. No, I don't think he's there. No, he's not there?

Yeah. Okay, good. Should I go now? Yeah, you go. I've been waiting for you. So, Brayden was it. His birthday is 23rd of March, 1996. He was 16 in 2012, and this is his birthday banger.

Did you guys get Chris Rene in Australia? We did. He was, for those who don't remember. X Factor? X Factor Season 1. Simon Cowell. Simon Cowell. Simon Cowell. Was it in America?

Yeah, it was in America, yeah. He was down on his luck. He was a recovering addict. He'd been clean for nine months and he decided to audition for the show and got really far, got into the top three. Great song. L.A. Reid is the name of the guy I was trying to think of.

That's right. That was his mentor. Okay. Brayden, you there? No, I don't think he's there. Wait, we should check one more time. Brayden?

Jackson. Yeah, mate. Yeah, Jackson's there. What's your birthday, Jackson? 20th of September. Yeah, but what year? 1976. There he is.

Okay, Jackson, you were 16 in 1992 on the 20th of September, and this was top of the charts. Rhythm is a dancer. It's a awesome thing. Yeah, boy. It's a dance for you.

She's an aerobics class favourite. You get rhythm as a dancer. Snap. Tune. What a tune. Do you like it? Awesome. Yeah, okay, cool. He loves it. Sweet, all right. What a tune. Do you like it? Awesome. Yeah, okay, cool.

He loves it. Sweet, all right. Brayden. Brayden. He's not there. Mitch, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Mitch, what's your birthday?

The 5th of March, 2000. Okay, Mitch, you were 16 in 2016 on the 5th of March, and this was number one. It set me up there. in 2016 on the 5th of March, and this was number one. Rihanna and Drake, Work. How do you feel about that, Mitch? Oh, it's all right. It's all right.

I know all the words to that song. Do you? Yeah. Let's ask Brayden what he wants to play. Brayen, what would you like to hear us play? No, I don't think he's there No, he's not there, I don't think Over to you then, what do you want to hear? Rhythm is a dancer

Do you? 100% for a Friday I'm so excited for this Here you go, chuck on your sweatband and your leotard. Let's live out the 90s together, New Zealand. Bend down, touch your toes. ZM, Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint.

It's 1992. You've just walked into a Les Mills aerobics class. You are wearing spandex head to toe, and the DJ is playing snap rhythm as a dancer. It's also our birthday banger for today. That's why we do this segment. We're going to take some driving home from work. It's also my birthday today, and oh, my God, what a banger.

Great choice. This has topped off my entire day. Thanks so much. Well, have a good birthday. There we go. And you're welcome. Bree and Clint on ZM. Deep breaths. This is

big New Zealand. We're about to give away our first car. Our first ever show car. It's a milestone moment for the show. It's big. It's big. The car's big too. The car's very big. The engine. Big. Very big. The number of kilometres on the speedo. Big. Really big. The amount of dollars it takes to fill the petrol tank. Big. Very big. The number of kilometres on the Speedo? Big.

Really big. The amount of dollars it takes to fill the petrol tank? Big. Even bigger. It is a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante VRX 3.5 litre V6 with 261 kilometres on the clock and it is about to find itself a new owner. It's time for boot or bonnet don't forget clinton it's full of stuff it is it is the most loaded prize in new zealand radio

there's a secondhand tv there's a blow-up kayak that's also secondhand and there's a brand new surfboard that's it it's all the stuff we were given in our Friday Jams live swap shop. We swapped all these things for Friday Jams live tickets. People actually swapped these items, including the Diamante, for tickets to Friday Jams. Remember originally we were given a Toyota Vit? Yep. And then that person just, they changed their mind. And they took it off us.

They're like, oh no, I don't want to give it to you. We were devastated. We were devastated. And then there was a saviour. His name was Matt. It was Matt. And he came through with the Mitsubishi Diamante. Drove it up from Hamilton earlier this week,

and now we have the great honour of giving it away. The man who currently possesses it, the reigning champion, is you, Darren. Yes, it is. Do you understand? It's all mine. Well, almost. Do you understand the prestige that comes with this prize? I think I do, yes. You could take it all here, Darren? Yes, it is. Do you understand? Well, almost. Do you understand the prestige that comes with this price? I think I do, yes.

You could take it all here, Darren. I want it all. I want it all. And I want it now. Where do you live? Where do you live? West Auckland. Perfect.

We've said it before. This car belongs in a western suburb. It fits in perfectly. And all you have to do to win this this afternoon, we play a simple game. We've got a wheel in the studio. Boot or bonnet? Half the wheel is boot, half the wheel is bonnet.

You just need to pick what it lands on. As the reigning champ, Darren, tell us if the first spin is going to land on boot or bonnet? Bonnet. Bonnet. I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. I'm nervous too. This is a car and a lot of stuff. All right.

First of three final spins. You have said bonnet. That means, Grace, you get the boot. Okay? Okay. Are you happy with that, Grace? Yeah, I'm happy with that. Oh, my God, you sound excited.

Good luck, Grace. I can hear you want it. I can hear Darren wants it. Yeah, I'm happy with that. Oh, my God, you sound excited. Good luck, Grace. I can hear you want it. I can hear Darren wants it. Yeah, I know you do. I know you do. Oh, come on. Bree has the wheel. Darren with bonnet.

Grace with boot. Here we go. The first spins in the final of boot or bonnet. Let it rip. I can't look. I can't look. Oh, God. Oh, God. What's it landed on? I can't look I can't look Oh god Oh god

What's it landed on? I can't look It is not on a halfway It is very firmly On A boot It's on a boot Grace the car is currently yours

Oh I'm lucky Jaz Yeah really sorry, Darren. Okay, sweet as. I tell you what, though, if you look around any West Auckland car yard, I reckon you'll find one of these Diamantes for about $1,050. Yeah, sweet as. Okay, thank you for playing. Oh, Grace, you're so close.

Grace, how good? Good, so good. Okay, you only need to survive two more rounds and you win this prize, okay? How does that feel? Good, but still very scary. Yeah, it is very scary. Oh my god, Grace, this is big. You need to tell us right now, would you like the boot or

the bonnet for your second spin? I'm gonna go boot. You want the boot? Alright, Grace wants the boot. That means we can offer the bonnet to you, Libby. Sounds good. Libby, do you need a car? Yes, so badly.

What are you driving at the moment? Well, I'm borrowing my parents' car, and my boyfriend lives in Hamilton, so I use it all the time, so I really need a car. The car could really be going home. The car belongs in Hamilton. It's registered in Hamilton, so I use it all the time. So I really need a car. The car could really be going home. The car belongs in Hamilton. It's registered in Hamilton. Yep.

All right. This is big, girls. Just to repeat. Grace, you have the boot and you want the boot. Yes? Yeah, yeah. This is your last chance to change your mind. You don't sound sure, and I don't want you to regret your decision.

Yeah, we'll go boot. Boot. Grace has got the boot. Libby has the bonnet. This is technically the semi-final. This is the semi-final. When you're ready, Bree. Oh, God.

Give it a big spin. It's going to be a big one. All right. All right, are you ready? Here we go. Good luck, girls. I don't want to look. I can't look.

Grace has boot. The reigning champ, Libby, the contender, has bonnet. We have a decision. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Grace. It's a bonnet. It's bonnet! Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry, Grace. Oh, she's gone. Oh, she just hung up. She's gone. Oh, she couldn't hit. She was going to swear. Yeah. Libby, Grace. Oh, she's gone. Oh, she just hung up. She's gone. Oh, she couldn't hit. She was going to swear. Yeah. Libby, though.

Libby. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go, girl. Here we go. Now, I did mention earlier that there would be a celebrity guest joining us for the final spin of Boot or Bonnet. You did hear that right, Libby?

Yeah, I did. Yep. Please welcome the final contender for Boot or Bonnet. You did hear that right, Libby? Yeah, I did, yep. Please welcome the final contender for Boot or Bonnet, the Mitsubishi Diamante's original owner, Matt from Hamilton. Hello, Matt. Well, hello. Hello.

It's all come down to this. After a week of contesting, the car could end up in the exact same ownership of the person who currently has it. I can't believe that. You know when you sometimes overcommit in the life choice and you let

something go that has just been part of you for so long and has just left this brown patch of grass on your front lawn? And you just really want it back. That's the Mitsubishi Diamante, isn't it? Do you miss the Diamante? I really do.

Let's be clear about this, Matt. You swapped us the Diamante for two Friday Jams live tickets, plus a trip to Melbourne to meet Usher. Okay? You have those things. We have the Diamante. Should you win it back, you will also get an inflatable kayak,

a secondhand TV, and a brand new surfboard. If you get this, it is the greatest radio haul of 2018. He could take it all here. Just be careful. I just weed a little. I'm that excited.

Libby, it's not about Matt. It's up to you. It's about you, okay? Yep. Do you want... You're in the driver's seat. The boot or the bonnet? I think I'm going to stick with the bonnet.

It won me at last time. Yep. I think we're going to go with the bonnet. A bit nervous, but we'll see. We'll see what happens. Libby, how old are you? I'm 20. 20.

This is perfect. And you need a car, yeah? Oh, yeah. I need a car. She doesn't even have a car. You don't even have a car. No. Okay.

I need this. Bree, the power is with you. I say good luck to both of you, but Matt, I don't really mean it for you, okay? I took it there. Here we go. The final spin in boot or bonnet for the 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante. Take it away, Bree. It's going to be a big spin.

Libby's got bonnet. Matt's got boot. For a reminder, here we go. Someone's winning a car. Oh, huge spin. Huge spin. I can't look. I can't look. I can't look. Oh can't look. I can't look. Libby, Bonnet, Matt, boot. It has landed on boot.

You're bloody kidding me. The luckiest guy in New Zealand. Matt. Yes. Bloody kidding me. The luckiest guy in New Zealand. Matt. Yes. After all of this, you have come in and swept everything. Are you joking me? Hang on. Hang on a second.

I just, you know, sometimes you've got to make these life choices really count. And I really want to say, Libby, I really respect young love and I respect that you travel all the way from Auckland to Hamilton. Yeah, every weekend nearly. Yeah, plead your case, Libby. Libby, I'm giving you the car. No way! No!

No, no, no. Matt, are you serious? I'm 100% serious. Absolutely. The car is yours, Libby. Oh, my God. Thank you. Libby, you got a car.

Oh, my God. I'm going to cry. I've got goosies. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Some people say fairy tales are make-believe. I say you make your own fairy tales. Thank you so much. Libby gets a tales are make-believe. I say you make your own fairy tales. Thank you so much.

Libby gets a car. Matt gets a trip to Melbourne. Everybody's happy. Plus, Matt, you don't have to have this car back. Thank God. Everyone wins. Matt, you're a very generous man. We really appreciate it.

Thank you so much. Oh, Libby, you have to come pick it up yourself. That's twice that Matt's given away the Diamante as well. Literally. He can't even give this thing away. You two have a fantastic weekend, okay? We'll organise delivery ASAP. Oh, no, yeah, Libby, you've got to come and get it.

Yeah. Okay, sweet. Do we have a consolation prize for Matt? Yeah, we'll find him some mobile fuel. A mobile fuel voucher. That'll be sweet. Bree and Clint on ZM. Just passing through Parliament at the moment. This is exciting for

anybody who doesn't own a home. The law which will ban letting fees. So this is me. I don't. Yeah, there you go. So you know when you move into a place and that's the price and they go, oh, by the way there's a letting fee and it's two weeks rent plus GST.

You know that's not a thing in Aussie? No, and it soon won't be a thing here either. When I moved here and I was looking for a place to rent, they mentioned this and I had no idea what they were talking about. It's a fee that they put on people who can't afford to buy a house and need to rent. And they go, well, let's suck a bit more money out of you. They're going to make it illegal. They reckon $47 million is going to be saved.

Wow. That's an incredible amount of money. It's a fair bit of money, especially when you don't have usually the amount to pay for the bond and then moving costs. Yeah, yeah. Then that's another cost on top. And I get what it is for.

I get that property managers obviously have to put in this work to show people through the property. Yeah. And a bit of that money goes to get that property managers obviously have to put in this work to show people through the property yeah and you know a bit of that money goes to paying the property managers but the company that charge the person who owns the house say yeah charge the person that's that's gonna happen charge the baby boomer who's got four houses and the reason that you can't buy a house in the first place well that kind of makes sense i thought to celebrate well just to make a point yeah we'll celebrate the removal of leading fees we could detail a bunch of other fees that in the first place. Well, that kind of makes sense. I thought to celebrate, well, just to make a point. To celebrate? Yeah, well, to celebrate the removal of letting fees,

we could detail a bunch of other fees that need to go away. I've got four fees that they should get rid of at the same time as letting fees. Oh, I'm so keen for this. First one. Yeah.

You know when you buy concert tickets? Yep. Booking fees. Just booking fees in general. What the F is a booking fee? It's bullshit. What is it? I'm on your website.

I've paid for the concert tickets. And then you slapped me with a credit card fee because that's how you pay for things. And then you slapped me with a booking fee. It's all done through the bloody website anyway. Another one. Late payment fees. You know when you don't pay your power bill on time and then it gets more expensive? Come on, man.

There's a reason why I didn't pay it on time. Because I don't have the money. You don't have the money. And then you're going to charge me more money? You know what I do? You're lucky that you got it in the first place. Like, it was really touch and go. You know what I love?

I love how there's an early fee, though. If you pay too early? No, if you pay early, it's less. Oh, yeah. I love that fee. Oh, you like the discount that you get? The discount. Yeah, the discount.

Okay, late payment fee's gone. Hopefully. Bank fees. like the discount that you get. The discount, yeah, the discount. Okay, late payment fees gone, hopefully. Bank fees. What the F is a bank fee? You know when you look at your statement and it goes, and it might be small, but it might just take $2 out of your account a month. I've seen this, yeah. And it's just a banking fee.

I've already given you all of my money. Like you literally, bank, have every dollar that I i own and you can do what you want with it you can invest it into they're getting all the interest they're getting all the interest most people with those accounts they're not like using a high interest savings account or anything it's just the everyday account that they use for things like i don't know food it's literally the banks going into your account and just taking a little bit of money. Exactly. Can you imagine how much they get

even if they just take that tiny bit from everyone? Yeah. Oh. Everybody. And then they take it once a month. So they take it 12 times a year. How crap are banks? Those fees can piss off as well.

And the last one, the last fee that I'd like to see gone, delivery fees. For Uber Eats? For online purchases, for any online purchase. Like, say it's a clothing store or something, and you buy something from there, and then you have to pay an extra five bucks delivery to get it delivered. I didn't choose that you weren't going to build a store anymore

and just move your business to a website. I was going to say. I didn't decide that you were going to close down all of your all your main stores and i could only get it on the internet that was your choice so you're saying because they've made that choice they should take the fee they should you deliver it to my house i'm buying something off you i'm buying it for i'm giving you my money for this thing you it. You get it to me and you pay for it. What about the time I sold T-shirts and then charged a delivery fee but then sent it through work?

I mean, what? Yeah, right. Way to rip off your own spans. David Seymour, ACT MP, well, only member of the ACT party, and all-round bit of a ball bag. Was this guy the guy on Dancing with the Stars?

Yes, the one who did the twerking. Hard to watch. Hard to watch. Hard to listen to. Has decided that his new personal political crusade will be anti-reusable bags. David, David, David.

He is not only pro-plastic bags, which is fine to be. I'm not saying everybody has to be an eco-warrior. He's anti-reusable bags. If you want to do it personally in your own life, he hates that. He hates the thought of you taking your own initiative and going and getting a bag and taking it to the supermarket to do your bit. Is it just to stand out?

Is he thinking to himself, I should be a dick and I'll stand out? 100%. That's what it is, isn't it? He needs to make some waves. And so he has come out and said that if we're not careful, reusable bags will kill 20 New Zealanders

a year. How? What, are they going to become possessed? What the hell is that statistic? He reckons that, and there's a little bit of science to this, a little bit. You know when you get your chicken? Yes.

From the butchery? Yep. And it's wrapped in, it's in the polystyrene thing, and it's wrapped in Glad Wrap. Yes. You know how it can sometimes be a bit leaky? Yeah. He's saying that it's, that will leak into your reusable bag. Right.

And then when you get home, you won't throw that bag away. Because you have to reuse it. Because it's a reuser. And then you'll put it back in the car. And then in the car, it'll breed bacteria. And then every time you go to the supermarket, it'll breed more bacteria

until you get enough Campylobacter in the bag that you will die. Can you imagine if they make a movie about this? What killed the girl? He's ignoring the fact that you could just clean your reusable bag. You wipe it out. Or

maybe you've got one of those coolie bags that you take to the supermarket for your meat, which is even better, and you could just wipe that out. Or you could put your meat in a container anything you could do anything with it or he could be even more controversial and just say everyone should be a vegetarian i wouldn't put it past him i wouldn't put it past him i just think that if he's going as extreme as this i wouldn't be surprised if he causes his own death from a reusable bag

just to prove a point. That dickhead would do that. If you're listening, David, it's not worth it. We don't mean some of the mean things. We do mean them. Put the chicken down, David! Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint's

Chat Roulette. This is Chat Roulette, where once a week we take each other's phone, we go into the phone book, and we basically just ruin relationships for the other person. That's great. Such a good time. Last week you had my phone. I called your mate, Sharon, from The Edge, who you used to do a show with,

and I nearly, nearly got some good information out of her. What else do you want to know? Do you want to know how many sexual partners she has? Yes, I would love to know that. See you Shaz, great to talk to you. No, don't turn the mic off. Alright, nice to talk to you. Oh, look at that, she's gone. Nearly. See, that's the thing. Have to call her back actually.

I'm not giving you her number. Today I have your phone. Who's Daddy-O? That's my dad. He's in here three times. Is he? We're going to give him a call. Big Steve? Big Steve. He usually answers.

Where will he be right now? Probably on the farm. Takes him a few rings. Hello, Rana. Hi, Big Steve. It's Clint. Oh, Clint. Sorry.

How are you, Clint? You're going bloody good. I've got control of Bree's phone. Oh, okay. Yeah, so... Oh, yeah. Oh, no. How are you, Clint? You're going bloody good. I've got control of Bree's phone. Oh, okay. Yeah, so... Oh, yeah. Is this where you take control of each other's phone? Yeah.

Yes, I know this thing. Have you heard a couple of them? I have. Did you hear the other week when we called her ex's dad? Peter? Yeah, and he told us... I heard the one of Peter. Peter the cheater. I just fell over last. Yeah, I just fell I heard the one I heard the one of Peter Peter the cheater

I just fell over last Yeah I just fell over On that one mate That was hilarious Yeah Hey A couple of things First of all

Tell me How did you feel About Bree using your photo On the internet last week And plastering you everywhere And saying to New Zealand That you were a hot dad Not a problem

I'm pretty vain Sort of guy, you see. What about how she told us that you had a former modelling career? Yeah, I'm still vain. You see, look, it stems right back from when I was young. Yeah, I'm still vain. Yeah, yeah, no problem. I don't mind. What about how this weekend

you guys are going to a wedding together, right? You're going to Byron Bay for a wedding with Bree? That's exactly right. She's told us that she's gone 50-50 in an Airbnb with you.

Is there any truth to that or is she bullshitting and she's lent on Daddy to pay for the whole thing? It's all bullshit. Oh, no! Dad! Are there any...

I mean, you've got control of the airwaves. It's normally the other way around. Normally she gets to talk about you and you don't get the right of reply. Are there any embarrassing stories you want to tell us about Bree while you've got control? I would love to,

but the problem is I've got to spend the weekend with her. So I'm not sure that I'm going to do it. I'm not sure I'm going. Yeah, okay. So I love shouting her anyway, so it's not a problem. Even though she says she's going to go half and half, it's not true. But that's all right.

Okay. Hey, just while I've got you here and I've got her phone, she's just had a Tinder match come through as well. Clint! Do you want to check it with me? Clint, Clint, Clint. It's just come in. It's just had a Tinder match come through as well. Clint! Do you want to check it with me? Clint! Clint! It's just come in. Hey! Oh, I thought maybe

Big Steve could have some input. He's gone. You've ripped Big Steve out of the phone line. Yep, he's gone. I hung up on him. Jade looks cute, by the way. Oh, good. Yeah, funny. You dick. Free Clint on ZM. I just want to read you the headline of this story, and I just want to get your reaction.

Sure. Okay? Yeah. This is the headline of a real story. This is legit. A young man who took painkillers after a go-karting accident firmly believes the drugs have made him gay. Oh, right.

Okay. Cool. I was like, I need to click on that. What country has this story come from? Where do you think? The United States of America? Of course it is the United States of America. Yeah.

So the guy's name is Scott and he had a go-karting accident. He hurt his foot. Yeah. He's 23 and he started taking a drug called pregabolin. Cool. Sounds like a hoot. Anyway, he claims before he started taking the painkillers, he was a hot-blooded heterosexual with a girlfriend. Yeah.

He had a girlfriend. Yeah. He had a girlfriend. Yeah. They'd been together for six months. After he started taking these drugs, he said he's now a flaming homosexual. He's attracted to men. He has no attraction to his now ex-girlfriend because he's broken up with her. Yeah. Because he's now a gay man.

Because of the painkillers. Because of the painkillers because of the painkillers he says he wants to tell his story because he believes people should know before they take these painkillers what they actually do now okay did he take the painkillers a couple of times and that turned him gay or is he only gay when he's on the painkillers? Because if you're that worried about the fact that you might, like if you're that terrified that you might be gay now. He said he's not worried about it.

Oh, okay. He said he's not too upset that he's now gay. Yeah. But he just thinks that people should know. Right. So he's not looking to sue the painkiller company. No. He just said that he thinks people should know that these painkillers turn people gay.

And I've looked into it a little bit more. So this drug that he was taking, Pregnabilin, is used to treat epilepsy, pain associated with the brain and generalized anxiety disorders. So common side effects are usually loss of libido, which he says he has loss of libido, but only to the female sex. And the other side's gone way up. The other side's just skyrocketed. You know what he's had? What? He didn't want to be with his girlfriend anymore?

He didn't want to be with his girlfriend anymore. He's had a very convenient accident. He's had a very convenient accident. He's had a very hot male nurse. And he's gone, the time is right. He was at Grey's Anatomy, dreaming. So there's a baggage handler that works at an airport in Kansas City. Yep.

He got intoxicated, went to work. Yeah. Because, I mean, you know what they say, if you do the crime, you do the time. In regards to? If you have a few beers, you still have to rock up to work. See, that's the rules here. Right. There's a rule on our show.

If you have a big night, you're expected to show up. There's no excuse. But we start at four o'clock in the afternoon and we're not operating heavy machinery. That's the thing. And he missed the memo on the next day. He just rocked up straight after. Oh, right. He's done a smooth transition from the bar to the tarmac.

Yeah. So he was very intoxicated and he was working for an American airline and he ended up in the aeroplane's cargo hold. Cool. That's where I'd expect to find a bag of chamber. Which is fine because he's obviously putting the bags in there and getting it sorted. Yeah. He forgot to get out. Cool.

So he got in in Kansas. Yeah. He's fallen asleep. Yeah. In the cargo hold. Cool. He's woken up in Chicago. That is fantastic.

The baggage hold is freezing. And some baggage holds aren't pressurized. Oh, Christ. He could have died. He didn't have no oxygen. So apparently, because I looked into it, this one was heated and pressurized. Oh. He literally could have died.

Yeah. So it was in a Boeing 737, and apparently the police were waiting for him at the other end. How did they know he was in there? Well, they didn't really, but they got word that he went missing. Stowaway. Free trip to Chicago. He brings a whole new meeting to grab a seat. Do you reckon when the aeroplane things opened and he's looked out and he goes,

shit, I'm not in Kansas anymore. Yes! No? Was that whole story so you could do that gag? Yep. Because I don't mind it. Come on. Yeah, I don't mind it.

Come on. Brie and Clint on ZM. Remember yesterday we were talking about spoiler alerts And when it's okay to give out a spoiler alert Because you ruined the OC for someone Yeah, which ended in 2007 Come on And then you said Marissa dies

Well now you just ruined it for someone else Only because you've done it twice already So it's spoiled for everybody We then found out And you said I'm allowed to do it It's an old TV show. It's fine. It then emerged that you are actually watching an old TV show at the moment, aren't you?

That's correct. You said this when I grilled you on it. I feel bad because at the moment I'm watching old seasons of, actually, I'm not going to say. No, what is it? No. But you have to say. No. You have to say. No, what is it? No. No, you have to say. No. You have to say.

Nope. What is it? I'm not going to say because someone on the text machine I know will message in and ruin it. I think I've figured it out. I think, because I've set myself this mission after you said that, because you can't start a sentence and not finish it with me. Careful, Clinton Roberts. I think I know what the show is you're watching.

Careful. I'm just going to say, does this ring a bell? Is this the theme song to the television show you're watching? Are you watching old episodes of McLeod's Daughters? I don't know what you're talking about. I got it!

I got you. I'm not saying anything. Cool, so now we know what it is. I now possess that power over you until you finish. How many seasons of McLeod's Daughters are there? There's a few. Yeah, there's a few seasons, right?

So all I'm saying is you, who spoiled the OC for everybody, and also wanted to spoil The Bachelor Australia for me, can I just say? But can I just say I didn't? Can I just say that, I just say I didn't Can I just say That No you didn't So But I have I have the

You're going to use this against me In every situation I'm just saying I'm just saying I've got it I'm just saying I've got it Don't you dare ruin the beautiful story Of daughters on a farm With their father

Don't you dare take that away from me Do you know how easy it was To figure out your show Why Because there's three things one you've made a couple of mcleod's daughters reference recently which who's doing a mcleod's daughters reference two i was watching tvnz on demand last night and an ad for mcleod's daughters came on so that linked up and then i was like what is mcleod's daughters oh it's about girls growing up on a farm in Australia wearing cowboy hats who respect their father

yeah that sounds like the right kind of show for Brie exactly my childhood you dick Brie and Clint on ZM Clint yesterday

when we had Kings in what a nice dude that guy is and how good is he looking he's looking amazing he told us off air and on air actually,

you won't mind us saying it, I don't think, he's dropped 45 kilos this year. 45 kilos. He looks incredible. Yeah, and he's going very well. At the start of this year,

my mum was visiting and I took her to Flocella. Oh yeah. And Kings was in the lineup when we went to Flocella. Yeah, how good's his life today? So good.

Yeah. Honestly, and this is not just because he was here yesterday, at Flochella he was my favorite. Really? Yep. His set was so good. Yeah. It was incredible.

He's at Friday Jams. He is at Friday Jams Live. 17 days, 16 days to go. Yeah, which will be awesome. My mum was with me and she got up. She liked it so much. During his set, she ran down to the mosh pit and was moshing for his entire

set. Your 59-year-old, at the time, mother, front row for Kings. I wish I was there. She was killing it. I think she might have been the oldest in the mosh. If she wasn't, then we've got an interesting demographic split for Flochella. Very interesting.

She raved about Kings for weeks, for months afterwards. She loves him. While Kings was here yesterday, I thought it'd be fun to get him to call my mum because we've stitched her up. You've given her fake Ed Sheeran calls before. Fake Ricky Martin. But then we've also put her on the phone to real celebrities like Amy Shark.

Okay. So she's not going to know on the phone to real celebrities like Amy Shark. Okay. So she's not going to know if it's the real one or not, but I feel like we need to give her the opportunity to tell Kings how much she loves him. I'll pick it up. Hello? Mum? Yes. How are you?

Yeah, good. How are you? Yeah, good, good. What are you up to? What's going on? I'm just putting some tan stuff on. It? Yeah, good. How are you? Yeah, good, good. What are you up to? What's going on? I'm just putting some tan stuff on. It's not looking good. Oh, you're putting some fake tan on? Yeah, it's not good.

You know how I've stitched you up in the past with some fake celebrities and then I've got some real celebrities to call you? I know. I think it's about 50-50 now. This could be risky, but I want you to go back to Flocella. When we were sitting there, we were having a great time, but your day really skyrocketed when one particular artist came on stage. Oh, my word, absolutely.

Oh, this could be risky. Who was your favourite act at Flocella? Absolutely, no doubt. Kings. Kings? Kings. Oh, wait, he's here. Is that how you say it?

He's here. You said it right. Hi. No. Hi, it's Kings. No, he's not, is he? Yeah, he's, hello. Hi.

I promise. And I just wanted to say thank you so much. Riva's just telling me how much you appreciated my show at Flocella. Thank you. It means a lot. Now, what's your real name? Do I say King? Do I say King?

That's his real name. Yeah. It's on his birth certificate. Look, you deserve that. Mum, how come you liked him so much? You were raving for weeks and months afterwards. What got you so excited? You were raving for weeks and months afterwards. What got you so excited? You're in the mosh pit. Brianna,

just original music and if someone can do everything, she can do it. Phenomenal rapper, phenomenal singer and the beats and the messages that he puts across was just awesome. Mum and I knows

raps and beats. That's really lovely. I'm actually sitting Yo, no, that's really lovely. I'm actually sitting here like really emotional. It's really nice. Thank you. Mum doesn't say stuff like that unless she means it. No, I can hear. I can hear that. She loves it.

It's genuine. Thank you. Which is why this is so hard to do, Mama Di. Oh, no. That was me doing a King's impression. Oh, okay. That was actually. Oh, no, you can hear it.

She's not. No, it is me. No, it's actually me. I'm here. Don't do that to her. She's my friend now. You guys aren't allowed to be with her. She's destined to be with me. King's and I are going to go out on the town. 100%. That's us. You picked the place, babe.