ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 2nd 2020

Episode Date: November 2, 2020

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Yeah. Ben, are you ready? Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where today, as an extra experience, more for us than you, we're being filmed while we're recording this. Yeah, just to make some extra money on the side. It's for our only thing. We're going into soft porn now. So that's pretty good. There's a lot of money in that, which is good. Actually, speaking of porn, did you guys see that, is it Pornhub?

I think one of those are running, it's really cool actually, they're running like an educational video series on their websites now. On what? On like Pornhub and stuff. To do what? What are they educating you about? Well, I think it's more like, you know, taking away that culture of, you know, where people get the wrong idea about what sex is.

And I think they're doing like more an educational. There's like a banner at the bottom that says this bit is CGI'd. So it's really, yeah. But I think it's really hard because a lot of them only last for like about 15 seconds. So it's not super long videos. The video or the viewership yeah but well both yeah they're pretty boring apparently i watched this video it had a really good message unfortunately i don't know how it ended no i had to shut the video very quickly and then i hated myself for

about 15 minutes afterwards i don't i'm not speaking from experience sounds like you are right very specific um no we're being filmed for a In house promotional video And both of us forgot that it was being filmed today So neither of us look our best No This doesn't just happen you know All of this doesn't just happen

You shush mansplaining about taking care of yourself We have to put make up on every day I would have shaved Been shaved Yeah he did for Movember I'd like to see you put make makeup on every day. I would have shaved. Actually, you know, that's a really- Been shaved? Yeah, he did for Movember. I'd like to see you put makeup on every day. That'd be quite interesting and then report back on how it went.

I'll put it on for one day. No, put it on for a whole week. Do you reckon I'd get better by the end of the week? Maybe. I did this video once with Lucy where it was a makeup tutorial and she put her makeup bag there and I had to do her makeup with no help. Yeah, I watched it I think. And no explanation. Oh, right, yeah.

Yeah, I watched it. No explanation about what any of the things were. You should know what most things are. Yeah, but do I know what order they go on? Oh, yeah, good point. So I moisturised, I'll tell you what I did. I moisturised her. So maybe like a primer?

Yep. A primer's like a moisturiser slash what you put on before you put on foundation i just remember from my days of musical theater that you have to put a moisturizer on first so that you can wipe the makeup off easier if you don't have moisturizer on then it's really hard to get the makeup off it is well you should be using makeup remover but yes yeah well yeah well i'm not but i can imagine i'm not removing i'm putting it on imagine the boys just using a towel so put moisturizer on and then you build a good house on foundation so i put foundation on Yeah, well, yeah. But I'm not removing, I'm putting it on. Imagine the boys just using a towel.

So I put moisturizer on. And then you build a good house on foundation. So I put foundation on. What type of foundation? Skin colored. No, there's a few types. Liquid. Yeah, liquid foundation.

Okay, liquid foundation. Which I massaged in with a sponge. And then you don't want your foundation looking too shiny. So I put powder on to take away the shine. Yeah, you put the compact, yep. Yep. And then I think it was about lipstick and eyelashes, the mascara. You missed heaps of stuff.

What? I did contouring. No, you didn't. I did do contouring. I did with the brush for the powder. But what did you use for the contouring? A brush. No, but what? The powder, the powder. Oh, no, but the same powder. The same powder, yeah. Oh, no, that for the contouring? A brush No, but what? The powder The powder

Oh, no, but the same powder The same powder, yeah Oh, no, that's not contouring Is it not? No, because you need a darker I tried to give her sharp Kardashian cheekbones No, because you need a darker powder Our filming's finished

Are you finished? Thank you, we appreciate it Thank you very much Pull hard on the door Do you have anyone you want to shout out to? They might listen to this podcast I'll make my mum listen to it Alright

That's for all the mums, we're not going to say whose daughter that was That's for all mums listening Every mum Could be your daughter See ya What were we talking about? Contouring, you have to use a darker shade of powder to contour I thought it was just The angle at which you brush it in.

Because I've done contouring on myself before when we've had a photo shoot. No, you haven't. Or have attempted to anyway. You know how hard contouring is? The Kardashians make it look easy because they've got professionals doing it. Also, they had their faces professionally contoured by a surgeon.

Yeah, well, that's true. And then you've missed the eyebrows altogether, which is very... Nah, she's got those tattooed on. Oh, no, I drew them in. I think I drew them in with a pencil. Oh, yeah, that's true. And then you've missed the eyebrows altogether, which is very... Nah, she's got those tattooed on. Oh, no, I drew them in. I think I drew them in with a pencil. Oh, yeah, pencils are a bit harsh,

but yeah. Do you draw yours with a crayon? I use an angle brush and an eyebrow palette. How much time do you spend doing your makeup each day? That's a really good question. Usually,

for me to get fully ready, I allow half an hour. Oh, crap. I'll just bounce that I allow half an hour. Far out. I'll just bounce that off Ben for a second from a perspective. How does that sit with you, pal? Half an hour just to get the face ready to go. Face and hair. No, not, yeah, that's, and dressed.

And dressed. All right, great. I mean, that would take me probably way longer. Is that what you're asking? No. As if it would take you way longer. Ben's shaved his mustache off. Can we have a quick referendum on Ben's face for a second?

Ben has a fantastic moustache, which he grows year round. And then Movember, which I don't know if you have this where you live. I think it's fairly global. Men grow moustaches for Men's Health Month in November. And Ben goes bald to grow again for Movember. The weird bit is by the end of Movember, your moustache never looks as good as it does in October. Mine does.

Are you ever worried that it's not going to grow back one time? I am now. You laugh, but sometimes it just doesn't grow back as well. So welcome to the referendum on Ben's face because every now and then you have to take stock and reassess your look because times change, people change, facial structures change. Do we prefer Ben with or without a moustache?

No, with a moustache. With a moustache, Anastasia? With a moustache, yeah Yeah, right Not that you look bad without one But I just prefer you with one Maybe because that's what I'm used to Yeah, used to have it longer I quite like the bald face

Okay No, you don't I do, I'm not being facetious And I'm not being I'm not being I think you're not as striking looking Well, the hard thing is I also got a haircut Like this weekend.

So it's real nice. I like that. You look incredibly tidy. Like if you had to meet the parents, this is the week to do it. Okay, that's good enough. Yeah, you look like you could be a Mormon now. No, like you do. You know how they always look real tidy in their suits?

Or an accountant. Or an accountant. An accountant Mormon. Yeah. Doing the books on the Mormon church. Yeah. But you just look really clean cut. Anyway, it's true.

Did you shave your mustache, Anastasia, as well? No, I only got a wax. Do you get yours waxed? No, I'm not a hairy person. Do you hate... Oh, you wouldn't get that question then. What's that? Girls, lots of girls will relate to me on this,

where you go get your eyebrows waxed and they go, oh, should we do your top lip as well? You're like, well, I didn't come here for it, but now that you fucking said it. I've called you out. I've had that. Similar. When I get my hair cut and then the lady's like,

do you want me to take care of your eyebrows? And I'm like, what's to take care of? Yeah. Oh, there's a lot. Really? You would look so different with like shaped eyebrows. Yeah, I would. I would look like, what's to take care of? Yeah. Oh, there's a lot. Really? You would look so different with like shaped eyebrows. Yeah, I would. I would look like, you know, that filter that people put on their dog that makes it like

a Disney character. I love that filter. Oh my God, I can use that filter now. You can. I just thought about that. No, she'd probably bite me. Yeah. She did a shit under the table this morning when I was looking after her.

Just like a secret shit too The door was open And then I didn't see it I must have smelt it It's because she knows what sort of humour you're into So she's like I'll try and relate to mum Let me get on her level You know what she's been doing though

She loves our hair She loves biting hair For some reason She obviously bites it And sometimes she gets some hair and then now i've been noticing we have to stop her because when she does poos there's hair in it no no well one poo will come at like all the poos will come out and then at the end there'll be just a poo hanging like from her butthole and tied to her anus by your hair and i have to pull pull it out. It's disgusting. It's so bad. You need a good vacuum cleaner.

Yeah. Or you know you don't. You've got a dog. I was going to say, what? You need a good vacuum cleaner so the dog can't, because the dog will just be picking up bits of hair on the floor.

Picking up stuff, yeah. Oh, right. Yeah, all right. Well, referendum came back two to one, Ben, so congratulations. You're allowed to grow your moustache back.

Yes, thank you. If it grows back. If it grows back, yeah. Who knows? What if it goes back thank you. If it grows back. If it grows back, yeah. Who knows? What if it goes back grey? What if it goes back ginger? Yeah, I think it's going to go ginger. What if it grows back blonde?

What if it grows back curly? Yeah, it fills up. My brother's beard's really weird. He's got like super dark like mutton chops and then it's all blonde in here. Yeah, it's weird. Like on his cheeks. And his moustache is fully blonde. Is his chest hair blonde as well? No. It's all blonde in here. Yeah, it's weird. Like on his cheeks. And his moustache is fully blonde.

Is his chest hair blonde as well? No. It's dark. Can you imagine how weird men's facial hair would be if it was curly like pubes? Well, it kind of is. Some men's facial hair is. But if it's set up on your lip or curled up like a little effro on your lip. Effro.

Yeah, no, no. More like curled up. Effro is a good analogy up yeah yeah afro lip yeah like a cloud of hair sitting on your lip yeah that is not

acceptable that would be bizarre have you ever seen do you guys know who pat rafter is no does he impact the rafters no funnily he's a

aussie tennis player from back in the day like pete sampras era um anyway he was a very good australian tennis player. He has this patch on the back. Very handsome also. Very handsome dude, yeah.

Has this patch. He was like a Bonds model for years. Has this patch right on the crown. You know where your crown is? Yeah. Of your head? And it's pure. So he's got dark brown hair and it's pure white.

Oh, yeah. It's like a circle of hair. My brother has that too. Maybe he got sconed by a tennis ball. I reckon it's like a birthmark And you have it from birth Speaking of attractive Obviously we're going to talk about it on the show today

But Sean Connery died And we accept that he's attractive I was talking to Lucy She said in her words There's no denying that he was attractive It doesn't matter who or what you're attracted to, he's attractive. Google this. You've all got your computer in front of you.

Google Sean Connery, Mr. Universe, and have a look at him in the Mr. Universe competition before he was James Bond. He looks like those sculptures you see in Italy. Oh, yeah. Made of marble. Oh, my God. Have you got it? I haven't got it yet. Still coming. Oh, yeah. Made of marble. Have you got it?

I haven't got it yet. Still coming. Oh, sorry. This one? Any of them. Any of the ones where he's nude in the shorts. Oh, he's so thin, isn't he? Yeah.

Like those grease. Yeah. It was before bodybuilding. It's before Arnold Schwarzenegger era bodybuilding, and guys weren't all, like, ballooniness. How old was he? Ah, good question. Well, he's 90. Well, he was. He's 90. Okay. He was 90. He was 90,

yeah. Which is always good when someone's a round number in the year of a round number, so you can work out their age really easy. Oh, yeah. So he would have been born in 1940? No, 1930. 30. 1930. Jesus. So if that was in 1950s, he would have been like 25.

Yeah, that looks about right. Damn it. He looks like... He looks like Zac Efron a little bit. I thought that when I looked over... Yeah, because I watched, what was it, Bad Neighbours the other night, and Zac Efron in that's quite lean and not super Baywatch style Zac Efron, and he kind of looks like that google it if you're listening

google it honestly and thank us later what a stud what a stud R.I.P. stud um okay

well should we rip into the podcast everybody has everyone had enough yeah any more hot men we need to cover off before we do the podcast

Ben you haven't suggested one hot man for what just for people to consume oh who's the hottest man in your opinion um oh you know who's a very Ben, you haven't suggested one hot man. For what? Just for people to consume. Oh. Who's the hottest man, in your opinion? Oh. You know who's a very hot man?

Yeah, you got... The host of Australian Survivor. Very hot. You can't say him either because he's gone. Lepargalia? No. Something. I've only just recently seen that tenant move in.

I thought Robert Patterson was quite hot in that. Yeah, that'll do. Okay, cool. Are we allowed to give exceptional podcast member... I've only just recently seen that tenant move in. I thought Robert Patterson was quite hot in that. Yeah, they all do. Okay, cool. We had to give an exceptional podcast member a shout-out. John O'Shaughnessy. If you want to Google the Aussie. Oh, yeah. Hot too, yeah.

Can I just give a really quick one? Quick one. A girl I went to school with called Liv. She plays for the Canterbury rugby team, the best one. And they won for the fourth time. Oh, the Farapama Cup. The Farapama Cup. Yes.

And she's a big fan. And I just want to give her a shout out does she play for Canterbury she plays for Canterbury and they are absolutely amazing obviously they're from Canterbury

and they've won it four times so I just wanted to give her a shout out wait four years in a row four years in a row how good the Canterbury women's team winning the competition

and the Canterbury men's team about to be relegated for sucking so much what does relegated mean dropped down to the second division oh that can't be good that's not ideal yeah the girls men's team about to be relegated for sucking so much. What does relegated mean? Drop down to the second division. That's not ideal. The pride of Canterbury.

From such a big region for rugby, it's awesome to see the woman kicking butt. What do you have to say about the men getting relegated? Go the girls. Kicking ass. I mean, crews are still up there. The Crusaders? See you guys. Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. Happy Monday. It's Brie and Clint, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody. Welcome to the show. Happy Monday. It's Bree and Clint.

G'day everyone. Bree and Clint. Why, what did you just say? I think I did a new hybrid. It was like Bree and Clint. Anyway, it is Monday and we're in a Monday kind of mood. Good weekend? Yeah, I had a good weekend. Did you? Actually, I did some work on the weekend and then hung out with Whitney.

Say something fun. What's the funnest thing you did? Cleaned up dog poos. Yes. Yeah, she had so many yesterday. Yeah, right. You know the trick, mate? Stop feeding it.

That's horrible. The less food you give them, the less poos they do. I figured out. It's dog logic. I definitely have Italian blood because I'm a feeder. Right. I'm like, oh, you want another treat? Has Whitney had lasagna yet? No, she doesn't have human

food. Why not? Could be dangerous. She might be lactose intolerant like me. I've seen people give their dogs an ice cream. I know, but she's puppy. Right. Yeah. What a stingy... You just want all the lasagna to yourself. Yeah, well, that's true. You know dogs can't have grapes? Dogs can't have grapes? They're poisonous.

Are they? Yeah, apparently. Isn't that random? Right. That's why you can't take your dog to Rhythm and Vines. Yeah. Right, that makes more sense. All the grapes. Okay, today on the show, lots of good stuff. The COVID rain check is here at 5 o'clock. We want you to burn us this afternoon and really

go to town. Tell us what you really think at 5.30 and you can win $500 cash thanks to Wendy's. And before 4 o'clock, we're going to give you the chance to win a Fitbit thanks to our friends at Cookie Time with their Christmas cookies. That's right. Also, some of their cookies up for grabs as well, which people will be keen to get those. But before that, there's been a study done which has revealed that 1 in 10 people think doing this particular thing is worse than cheating on a partner.

Right. Murder. No. And it's nothing bad like that. It's actually really... Grand theft auto. No. Tax fraud.

No. No, I'm out of guesses. Not flushing the toilet. No, it's not that either. It's not that either. No, it's not that either. Yeah, I didn't flush the toilet, but at least I didn't cheat on you or do text fraud. We'll find out what it is after LAB on ZM.

Interesting. Survey has come out with the results revealing that one in ten adults consider this particular thing when their partner does it without them is just as bad as cheating. Right. Finishing a TV show that you started together. No, that one's pretty. I think that one's pretty out there now that people know. It's a no-no.

It's a no-no. Yeah. Isn't it? Because if you do it. It causes lots of rifts in my relationship. If you do it. Look out. You know you need to lie about it.

I'm actually scared. You need to. Like I'm actually scared In my relationship Have you done it? Yeah I have done it In the past Suffer through the episode Suffer through the episode again

No you know the worst part is In fake Fake like ignorance When something comes up Go oh my god I wonder who did it I was not expecting that The worst part is that

I got caught Because I did it on Netflix Yeah And then obviously You know You know the secret eh? What? Second Netflix account.

Oh, but that's expensive. Second login. No, no, second login. So, you know how you. Then they'll check that. Call it flatmates or something. And that's the account that you go and watch on. Stealth.

Yeah. Not that I've done it. Obviously, you're so, it's so funny. Like females think further than that. They'll be like, right. So, I'll check that account. I'll check this account too. Oh, right.

Okay. We see through your plan, I'm telling you. I don't think my wife cares enough. She's like, if you've already watched it, that's your problem. We are watching it again. Oh, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair enough. No, it's not that.

It's actually. So one in ten people think this thing is as bad as cheating. Yes. Okay. And it's when their partner has McDonald's without them. Says it's just as bad as cheating. One in ten people. I went out the other day, not quite McDonald's,

but I went out for a walk with my daughter and we had a savoury muffin and I put it on Instagram and got home and my wife goes, savoury muffin, huh? I was like, yeah, it was so good. Yeah, you should have got her something. Yeah, you should have got her something. I know I should have got her something. I know. And after you've eaten that and you realise,

you go, oh God, I definitely should have got you something. Yeah, why didn't I? McDonald's is often quite a guilty food too. You often put it in the wheelie bin when you get home before you go inside because you know you should have got them something. Absolutely. And it's one of those things where you're like,

oh, let's enjoy it together and be naughty together. Yeah, a little treat. It also revealed that. This is it. You're treating yourself. So why didn't you treat them? Right? Well, maybe they just weren't there, you know.

It says here out of a thousand people surveyed, it was also found that one in 20 said they would break up with their better half if they went to the drive-thru without them. Really? That's what this survey says. 1 in 20 people would break up. You need to know if you're dating that person. You need to find out. Because you avoid that. Because you either don't go to the drive-thru or you eat at all

and ventilate the car too. Because you can smell McDonald's chips. For about 24 hours you can smell where McDonald's chips have been in a good way. Is there something like Lucy does where you're like, that's really upset. No, that's really upset me. We did the TV show thing where I said,

I really want to watch Handmaid's Tale. Yeah. And she goes, no, we're not watching that. It looks dumb. And then she watched an entire season without me. Yeah. Well, in fairness, was she at home with the baby? No.

No? This was before that. This was before the baby. Yeah, but, in fairness, was she at home with the baby? No. No? This was before that. This was before the baby. Yeah, but was she home pregnant? Yes. Because she gets to do whatever she wants. Yeah, it was a pretty good trump card. Yeah.

It will be TV shows for us. You don't skip a hit. No. It's pretty annoying. For me, I think it's food related, but my main thing is when you have leftovers and someone swoops in and eats the leftovers. Who made the meal?

Oh, it doesn't matter. Right. If it's your leftovers, I'm saying like say you got a pizza and then you know when it's yours. If someone eats it, I feel like that is such a bad thing to do. You'd rather they cheated on you. You'd rather they cheated on you. You'd rather they cheated on you. I don't know about that. And ate your cold dominoes.

I don't know about that. No, I agree. I think you're right. Because leftovers is one of those things where you sit at work all day and you get excited about it. And you saved it for a reason. Yeah, and you saved it and you're like, oh, I had self-control to save my part.

Half the enjoyment of leftovers is the taste. The other half is the financial benefits because you're going, I'm saving money on a whole meal here. Exactly. So if you eat my leftovers, look out, I will break up with you.

Alright, getting Maccas without you, eating your leftovers without you, watching a TV show without you. All bad calls. All worse than cheating

we've officially said. Yep. Let's add to the list. What does your partner do or what could something that they do be worse than cheating? 0800 dial ZM or

text it in to us on 9696. What really riles you up? Bree and Clint. Survey has revealed that 1 in 10 adults consider their partner going and getting McDonald's without them just as bad as cheating. They're saying,

nah, if I find out, because a further one in 20 said that they would break up with them. My mind with those people goes, how bad do you think cheating is? Like, is cheating not that big a deal? They're all polyamorous. Yeah, you're like, well, this week you've had a McChicken without me. You slept with Sarah, so I've had enough. Yeah, this is the had enough. One more thing

and you're out. If you had got McNuggets look out. If you snore, I'm leaving. So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what's a thing that you consider that your partner does just as bad as cheating? Mine was eating the leftovers.

You don't touch my leftovers because I've been thinking about them all day. I've been saliv leftovers because I've been thinking about them all day. I've been salivating. I've been picturing it. And then if I get home and they're not there, oh, look out. Hell to pay. Kylie's called up on 0800DIALZM. Hi, Kylie.

Hi, Kylie. Hello. What is it? What's just as bad as cheating in your books? So when I'm driving the car and my husband is in my passenger seat, he touches my radio. He changes it, turns it off, anything. Right.

And it's like, yeah. You're the captain. You're the captain at that point. Yes. Can I ask Kylie, what does he change it to? Yeah. We're not jealous or anything. It's not an insecurity thing. Usually he turns it off and he puts his phone on.

But yeah, like. Does he subscribe to our podcast? Oh God, rate your music then. Yeah. Rates his playlist. Yeah, right. He turns the show off again, Kylie, you leave him, okay? Yeah.

That's warrant to leave him. That's the deal. You can come and stay with us while things settle down Hi Courtney What's your partner done where you've been like oh that's just as bad as cheating Went to the Ed Sheeran concert that I was dying

to go to and left me home crying while he enjoyed it with his friends How? Why? How? Well he got an invite with his friends to go and he just couldn't resist it. And he said yes and left me at home crying.

And he knew you wanted to go? Yeah. And then he came home and gloated about it too. Oh no, dump him. Did he try and get you a ticket? No. Courtney, are you still with him? Yeah, three, two years on,

I've got a daughter together as well. I need a quick insight into how the female psyche works. What would you have wanted him to do? Would you have wanted him to not go because you couldn't go? Yeah, be considerate at least. Well, Courtney, he should have not put himself in that situation

because if you wanted to go so much, he would have already got you tickets and you both could have went. True. It's his fault for not having the foresight to actually get you what you wanted. Finally, Millie, what's just as bad as cheating in your books? So I agree with you, Bree, that eating leftovers is breakout worthy. Isn't it the worst? It is the worst.

So I was about seven months pregnant and I worked as a flight attendant. is breakout worthy. Isn't it the worst? It is the worst. So I was about seven months pregnant and I worked as a flight attendant and I had saved my steak dinner from the night before and I was looking forward to it all day. And I came home and my partner had eaten it and I was livid. No. You don't eat a pregnant woman's food.

You don't touch it. There's not... Oh, here's one for all the Friends fans. You ate my sandwich? You ate my Thanksgiving sandwich? Why would you eat the food of someone who's hungry and hormonal? You know? Dealing with your friends. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, Scarlett Johansson and her fiancé Colin Joss from Saturday Night Live are getting married and they're saving some money on the invitations. Yes, they certainly are. They have decided to not invite anyone to it. They announced over the weekend that they got married through Meals on Wheels America. So that is how the announcement was made on the Instagram page of Meals on Wheels. Now, you're wondering, wait, what an unusual way to announce this.

Well, they did it for a very specific reason. They knew that it would have a lot of people go to the Meals on Wheels page, which it did. They've had over 8,500 likes on this one photo for the announcement. And their wedding wish, their only wedding wish, was that people, if they wanted to share their love and support, was to donate to Meals on Wheels America. So very cool.

I love how they did it. They've raised tens of thousands of dollars already. That's so clever. That is really nice. They've gone with of thousands of dollars already. That's so clever. That is really nice. They've gone with, I'm just looking at the post now. It's a picture of the Staten Island Ferry because they're both New Yorkers. And it's got Cairns being towed behind it like a wedding car, obviously photoshopped.

And above it, it says Jost married because that's his last name. Is she changing her last name? Is she now Scarlett Jost? Nah, she'd keep her name. Surely she'd keep her name, right, Dave? Let's be real, she's the more famous. She's the more famous one. So if anyone's changing their name, it's him.

Colin Jannison. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, right. Okay, well, congratulations to those guys. Already married, but we know that because of Meals on Wheels Instagram account. That's the latest. Thanks to Whitecliffe College. You can study art, design, fashion, and technology with Whitecliffe. Okay, where's the latest. Thanks to Whitecliffe College. You can study art, design, fashion and technology with Whitecliffe.

Where's the most expensive place in New Zealand to rent? New data is in. Done by Trade Me. It's not Auckland? It's not Auckland, no. So it's got to be a place where there's like...

I'm going to tell you, you haven't said it yet. You've said a lot of places. Can I have one more guess? Yeah, you can say it. One more guess. One more guess. Is it... The most expensive place to rent in New Zealand? Tauranga.

Incorrect. Where is it? The badge of honour that no renter wants in their hometown. Of most expensive place to rent in New Zealand is Porirua. Really? Just north of Wellington. They are now the most expensive district to rent after rent climbed to a record median of $625 a week.

What, per person? No, per house. Per house. Per house. Jeez. $625 a week. What? Per person? No, for a house. For a house. Jeez. $625. Auckland's North Shore. How big I wonder, like what do you get for that?

Is that like a standard three bedroom? That's a great question, Brie. Like if it's the median, then I'd say it's like a standard three bedroom. A standard three bedroom flatting situation. Second place, second equal was Auckland's North Shore And Wellington Oh really They were tied for second But Wellington is just as expensive

Yeah Wow $600 In Auckland Auckland Central The median rent price is $550 A bargain $500

For a shoebox Sucks Because there's not enough rental places around So you're like fighting It goes up Yeah you're fighting people at these places just to get a place, and it's probably not even the place you want. No, you never get the place you want.

Yeah, you just fight tooth and nail to get somewhere because you're desperate and you can't live on the street, or worse, go home and live with mum and dad. I wish I could go home and live with mum and dad. Yeah, well, it's a long commute for you to do the radio show. Yeah, I think it's a bit too long, the commute. Especially once you factor in two weeks of quarantine. Yeah. Yeah. Not ideal.

Yeah. Some people have done it though. Some people have gone, you know, this is the year. Screw it. I'm going home to live with mum and dad. I say good for you. I'd do it if I could. I've always wanted to actually. Do a second stint at home. I haven't lived at home since I was 18 and I've always thought, oh, what if? Yeah, see, I moved out when I

was 14 and then did a stint, I think, oh, maybe one other time and that's the only time I've moved home. Oh, so you have been back? Yeah, for about, I think it was about three months. Yeah? And was it good or was it? It was okay. It was all right.

Because some people won't do it, eh? Some people are like, I don't want to live at home again. I will never live at home again. I don't want to live with my bloody parents. And that's probably because they took too long to move out in the first place. And they got sick of their parents. Yeah. Yeah.

They had a bad taste in their mouth. It's not one-way traffic either. A lot of parents don't want you back either. Yeah. They're like, we've turned your bedroom. Into a gym. Into a sex dungeon. And it's great.

Okay. We don't want you back here. It's a steam room now. We love it. Mum, you can't have a steam room inside. Well, we did. We built your room into one. It's a steam room.

It's where me and your father get steamed. And it gets steaming. And it gets steaming once we're steamed. We want to know this afternoon, have you moved back home or do you still live at home, but do your parents charge you rent for it? This is what I want to know. Yeah.

Yeah, because I know I've talked to friends of mine before and they call it bored. Yeah, parents have a code name for it. Are your parents using you to pay for their mortgage? Are your parents slumlords at their own house and they're milking you? And every year they come around, they're like, rent's about to go up.

Yeah, rent's going up. Price of living's going up. Can't have a dog in this flat either. No, you're a flatmate now. You're not my child anymore. So if you want to live here. We don't mow the lawns on this property and we don't have a dog in this flat either. You know, you're a flatmate now. You're not my child anymore. Yeah. So if you want to live here. We don't mow the lawns on this property.

No. And we don't provide a lawnmower either. It's not a bed and breakfast. Yeah. If you want a bed and breakfast, go to a bed and breakfast. Neither of us live at home with our parents. But if you do and they charge you rent, we want to know how much they're charging you this afternoon.

Yeah, what's the going rate for board at your parents' house? Yeah, what do parents charge these days? And what do you get for that? Yeah, does it come with food? It might come with its own bathroom. Toilet cleans? Yeah. What's it come with?

Spa pool. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696 if you're allowed to use the family home phone. It's not a toll call. Bree and Clint. We found out that the most expensive place to rent in New Zealand is Porirua. It's $625 a week. So did we figure out why?

Oh, it's because of the housing shortage in Wellington. Not enough houses, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's because everyone's getting pushed further and further out. So you live in Porirua, but you work in Wellington. You catch a train, catch a bus. Or maybe you just love Porirua. And you're like, I'll pay anything to live here.

P-town till I die. It's my favourite. Yeah. So we want to know who's cheating the system here and living with their parents, but at the same time getting charged rent by their parents. Yeah, did your parents say, if you're living here now, you're over 18, you're paying board.

Or were they really ruthless and made you do it when you were 12? Yeah. And did they charge you a bond? Yeah, that's interesting. And do they charge you a bond? Yeah, that's interesting. And do they do flat inspections? Is there a contract? What's the going rate for renting off your parents? Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hey.

Are you living with your parents right now? Yeah, sadly. I've moved back home to save money. They made a rule that as soon as you start studying, they actually told me I wouldn't pay rent, but my 18-year-old brother, who's just left school, doesn't do anything, doesn't pay a cent,

and now that I'm going to Wintec, I pay $70 a week, which I think is unfair. Yeah, right. Oh, rough, Maddie. $70 a week. Your siblings are the favourites. We know who's the favourite, Maddie. You're studying.

That $70 is booze money, isn't it? Yeah, definitely. They could get me a... In petrol to go get the booze. Yeah, you need that money to get drunk with the kids. Yeah, definitely. You've got to fit in. He doesn't even know how to vortex that 18-year-old boy.

Maddie, how is he the favourite? What a joke. Holly's here. Hi, Holly. Hello. Holly, are you living with your parents at the moment? Yes, I am. And how much board do you pay?

I pay 200. It includes everything. Whereabouts is that? Whereabouts in New Zealand do you live? Auckland. Okay, all right. It's pretty cheap for renting in Auckland. Yeah, right.

So when you say everything, we're talking power internet food. Are your meals cooked for you? Yes, they are. Washing? Yes, it is. Oh, okay. The catch is I share my room with my cousin in a bunk bed. Whoa! Oh, Buzzy, you're paying $200 to share a bunk bed?

Yes. That's a bit rough, Holly. How old are you? 17. Oh, Holly. How old are you? 17. Oh, okay. No, I thought... Jeans, you're doing really well to be paying $200 in rent.

I thought it was free right until you were 18. Yeah. Or did you leave school and you're working? I left school and because I'm working, I have to pay.

$200. What are you, an architect? Yeah, you must be doing pretty well. No, I'm working at a McDonald's and I'm training to become a manager. Oh, good for you. That's awesome. Well done, Holly.

$200. Yeah, well, okay. They're keeping it honest, aren't they? Well, we got a text from someone who's living at home. Oh, yeah. Someone texted through and they said they're 27. They go, I'm 27, I'm a doctor, and I'm living rent-free. Embarrassing.

You're a doctor. You're a doctor. Maybe they have to do free health rent-free. Embarrassing. You're a doctor. You're a doctor. Maybe they have to do free health checkups. Yeah, and free prostate exams for the dad. For dad. He's like, look, kiddo, you can live here rent-free, no problems, but you have to give me a free prostate check every couple of months. Yeah, you have to come in through the back door.

And then, yeah, I think I'd rather pay the rent, to be honest. Finally, Nick, are you living at home? No, no, I moved out a couple of years ago. Okay. When you lived at home, did you have to pay your parents board? Yeah, I paid them $300 a week. $300? Two years ago?

Yeah. Whereabouts in New Zealand, Nick? Auckland. I used to live in New Zealand, Nick? In Auckland. I used to live in Papakura. Okay, cool. And what did you get for your $300? Was it a good deal? Yes, they saved it all

and they were about to contribute it to my first house, whatever I'm ready for. Oh, so they kept the money and then they reinvested it into a house for you? Yeah. Oh, they were the ones that were ready for it. Oh, that's really nice. My parents did the same thing, but they invested in a new spa for themselves.

Free in Clint. But if you want to win free mobile fuel right now with a simple game, it's a new game, real simple, call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and it's called this. I invented this game over the weekend, Clint. I'm sure people have invented it many times before. Right. But I feel like everyone knows the feeling when you go to a hotel

and I love just looking at everything that's inside the hotel room. You know, just saying, you know, what are the shampoos like? What's the soap? What's inside the minibar? And my partner and I, we stayed at this really lovely hotel over the weekend. Just for one night. Fancy. Fancy hotel, yeah.

I'd say fancy, yeah. And we decided to play this game where I would pull something out of the minibar or the snack bar and I would then – And eat it without looking at the price. No, no. That's living dangerously. I like that game. But I would guess how much it cost. Yeah.

And she had the menu there and she would obviously give me points or tell me if I was way off. Yeah, right, like a minibar roulette. Yeah, exactly. So I thought we could give it a go this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M, minibar roulette. Laura, how good are you at guessing how much things cost in the minibar? Oh, I will give it a check.

Excellent. You'll be taking on Andrew. Hello, Andy. Yeah, g'day, g'day. All right, guys, this is how it's going to work. I've got five items here. It'll be the best of five. You'll each take it in turns going first to guess how much the item costs.

All right, here we go. This is the item number one. This is the real menu. Kumara Proper Crisps. Oh, they're so good, those. They're delicious. Let's go, Laura. Small packet or big packet?

Small packet. You got through first, Laura, so you can have first guess of this one. $4.50. $4.50 from Laura. Andrew, what are you locking in? $4.55. All right, $4.50. $4.50 from Laura. Andrew, what are you locking in? $4.55. All right, $4.55 from Andrew. That was $7.50.

$7.50 for a small bag of chips. So that's Andrew's point. Well done, Andrew. All right, that might give you a bit of an idea. Here comes item number two. These were in a really fancy jar, and they were cinnamon and chilli nuts. Cinnamon and chilli nuts.

Andrew, what do you think? How much for these nuts, Andrew? Oh, them nuts have got to be $11.50. $11.50 for nuts? $11.50 from Andrew. Laura, what are you locking in? Yeah, we're going to go $9. $9 from Laura.

The cinnamon and chilli nuts were $15. Oh. They did look fancy. Fancy nuts. $15 nuts. Okay, that's two points to Andrew. All right, you need this one here, Laura. Let's go with standard Coke Zero, 330 mils.

Oh, the little chody bottle. No, I think that's standard can. Oh, it's a can. I think it's a standard can, yeah. Okay, all right. Laura, what do you think? $6.50. $6.50 for Laura.

Andy? I'm going to have to go with $6.25. $6.25. Yeah. Andrew, you were spot on to go with $6.25. $6.25. Yeah. Andrew, you were spot on. It was six bucks. You've won the game, Andrew. Congratulations.

You've won. You got three nil in there, so you've got some free mobile fuel and a packet of Kumara proper chips. Proper crisps. Not the cinnamon and chilli nuts, though. We couldn't afford those. No, I was going to say

the big question is what did you actually eat out of the minibar? To be honest, nothing. Nothing? Yeah, I was too scared. Well done, Andrew.

We'll get some mobile fuel out to you soon. Awesome. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. That's the hotel game. We'll only play it periodically because

one of us has to stay in a fancy hotel to be able to play it. we are going to Todonga next weekend for Friday Oki. Do you think there's going to be a minibar there? Well, if they've got a minibar...

If you think Ross Boss has booked us accommodation with a minibar, you haven't worked here as long as I think you have. We'll be lucky to have sheets on the bed. Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. What? No way! I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no!

Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. This is where you tell us three quarters of a great story, but leave us on a cliffhanger, and then we all try and guess the actual ending. That's right. There'll be three alternative endings, though. One written by me, one written by Clint, and the real one.

And it's up to everyone listening to guess which one that is. If no one can guess it, Jesse will take over the mobile fuel. Hi, Jesse. Hi, Jesse. Hi, how are we? Good, mate. Where are you calling us from today? Wellington.

Wellington. Excellent. Jesse, we're ready to hear your cliffhanger. When you're ready, tell us three quarters of your story. All right. So a few years ago, I was playing my 100th game of rugby for Eastbourne. Congratulations. Nice work.

Yeah, and it was also our busy club day as well, so there's lots of people around to watch. Oh, no pressure. And yeah, about halfway through the game, I went in for a tackle. It was a rainy day, so I slipped over and copped a knee to the nether regions. And then... And then... All right.

So he's gone down awkwardly in the tackle and copped a knee to the crown jewels. Producer Ben has three options. Ending number one. And that's when I felt a shooting pain from my groin all the way through to my big toe. Turns out I had ruptured my left testicle. I now have a fake testicle replacement,

and you can barely even tell. Wow, I've heard about those. Yeah, they are pretty amazing. They're kind of like a breast implant but for your knapsack. They're useless. They just make you feel more complete. Yeah, it looks great.

Yeah. If that's what people need, that's what they need. That's ending number one. Ending number two, and then I had to go straight to the hospital and get half of one of my testicles removed. Half?

I now live with one and a half testicles. Oh, 1.5, Jesse. 1.5. Jesse, you'd notice that? You would. And which way do they cut it? Like, is it like... It's like a 1.25 litre coat. You can tell that it's... No! No!

Ending number three, the final ending. And then I passed out when I woke up. I was in hospital. The doctor told me the penis injury was so bad that I had to amputate it. Franken-beans, all gone. I was gutted. Everything.

Everything, gone. I was gutted. Gutted. As you would be. Yeah, right. Okay, so there's one testicle, half a testicle. And then both testicles and the schlong-de-dong-dong-dong. The full Franken-beans. Gone.

All gone. One of those is the correct ending to Jessie's cliffhanger. Here to guess is Joel. Hi, Joel. G'day, Joel. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Do you think you know the real one?

I'm going to lock in number one. I reckon they've taken the whole thing out. Number one. And he's got a fake testicle replacement? Because if it was, I don't know, I think if they were damaged, they weren't going to be like, hey, let's leave you with half. Let's just try to at least get it out of there and at least make you feel like you've got, you know?

And you don't think they would have amputated the whole lot? No, I mean, I already think he's pretty brave to come on and tell that story anyway. I'd hope they wouldn't amputate the whole lot before you woke up. Is he listening? Can he hear you? Yeah, he can hear you. Yeah, Jesse can hear you.

I mean, honestly, there's another guy, absolute prize, a very, very brave thing to do to call the radio to talk about that, I think. Yeah, because either way, either way, he's missing something.

Yeah. Well, even then, he's bolder than a lot of other guys, really, isn't he? Yeah, I like that terminology. I like that, Joel. I'm going for number one. Okay, number one.

He's missing one entire testicle. Yeah. And I've chucked a scorch salmon in there. He's got a fake replacement. Jesse, what's the correct ending to your cliffhanger? Number two, I have half a nut. No! 1.5. 1.5, 1.5. Jesse, can I ask, if I'm allowed to,

how common is that that they lift half of it? Well, in terms of the injury, they've been completely split in half. Wow. Clean break. It was a clean break, that's right. Right. That's unreal.

Did you keep playing rugby after that or are you like, time to hang up my boots? Yeah, that's enough. No, I'm coming up to my 200th game now. Oh, you can lose another half. You really are ballsy, Jesse. I'm one and a half ballsy. One and a half.

More than a lot of people can say, I think. Congratulations, pal. Some free mobile fuel coming your way. Sweet, no worries. That's you, Jesse. Jesse, your pal. Yeah, you won the fuel. You got the fuel, Jesse. All right, sweet. Great, great. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool's you, Jessie Jessie, your pal Yeah, you got the fuel You got the fuel, Jessie

Alright, sweet, thanks, great Okay, cool, cool, cool There's a brand new wellness craze in the Netherlands That I thought I'd bring to everybody's attention Supportive clogs No, not supportive clogs Oh, they should do a more supportive clog With an insert

We should do that. Clog shape-ups. Yes. Yeah. We'd make a fortune. There's a word for it and I've got our resident Dutchie, producer Anastasia.

I wouldn't stretch to that. Our resident Dutch ovener. Yeah. What's the phrase? What's it called? Say it in Dutch for us. Koeknuffelen. Koeknuffelen.

I can do that. Koeknuffelen. Koeknuffelen. I can do that. Koeknuffelen. Roughly translated, it means cow hugging. Yes. Right. Hugging cows. The trend is... It's not something I'm...

You hear it that often, isn't it? No. The trend is you go to a cow and just that, you cuddle it. No way. They say that this process, coupled with the animal's warmth and temperature, the size of the animal, the oxytocin boost that it gives you as a person, helps to relieve stress, and no feedback on what it does for the cow yet. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

I thought we've got to try this, but you and I are in the city, and we're nowhere near cows. No. And then I remembered, your dad's got cows, doesn't he? He does have a herd of cows. So what I've done, I've pre-called him before this. He doesn't know anything yet. I've just told him, can you go to where the cows are and await our call?

So that's what he's doing right now. So please welcome to the show our resident cow cuddler for the afternoon, Big Steve. Hello. G'day, Dad. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. You ready to cuddle a cow for us and feel the soothing health benefits that cow cuddling

or what's the word, Anastasia? How do you say it? Cucunuflin. Cucunuflin provides. You keen, Dad? Well, cucunuflin. I'm not sure. I've never tried it.

I don't know if I'll be able to cuddle too many of my cows. They're 600 kilo beasts. I don't know if they'll let me. Oh, can you hear them? Pull down the music. We can hear them in the background. Dad, what we need you to do is do your best to get as close to one of the cows as you can and just

commentate for us if you actually manage to get your arms around one of them. Okay. Well, I've got a little steer calf right next to me. Now, he's looking at me with a strange sort of look. The only problem is I've got the bull trying to do his business right next to me as well. Yeah, don't do any bull cuddling, okay?

Yeah, don't do bull cuddling. That's a different sport altogether. Yeah, that's right. There's a bit of action going on here. I'm right next to cow number 17. Dad! Yeah. Fuck. I'm trying my best.

Go on, go run. Give it a cuddle, Steve. Go grab it, Dad. Cuddle that cow. Use those knee replacements and run. Yeah, dude, I padded her, but she's run. All right, so that's...atted her, but she's run. All right, so that's... I'm surprised I got that close, I tell you.

Are you telling us that our initial... What's the word for it, Anastasia? Coup canuffelé. Our initial coup canuffelé is a fail? It's a fail, sorry. Dad, take us out with your cow call, as you would call it on the farm. Oh, yeah, to get the calves to come in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or to get them all to come in. Yeah, do all of them to come in. Yeah, and that way anyone with cows listening to ZM right now, the cows will come in and they can do some, what's the word for it, Anastasia? Couganufflin. Couganufflin.

Okay, do the call. Okay. Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh on! Come on! Oh, shit, they're all running after me now. Watch out. There you go. That's Queensland's newest coo-cannuffler, Big Steve.

All the way from country Queensland. We'd love to get people's opinion on this on 9696 if you want to text through. This is the title of the article. It says, husband refuses to put wife on house deed because she didn't contribute financially. That's complicated, isn't it? So they're obviously married. Yeah. Because husband refuses to put wife.

Yeah. Already married. Already married. Interesting. There's a few. Already married. Interesting. There's a few details in this whole thing, so if you want to bear with me for a sec, I'll give them to you. It says here, this is what the wife wrote on a website. She said, I've been with my husband for five years,

married for two and a half years. Neither of us have dependent children. His are all grown up and I don't have any The couple are now in their 50s And they've been living in their current home for almost 5 years Which was purchased approximately 3 years ago Using some of the husband's retirement payout He refused to put my name on the deeds

And has said if we move, which we are planning to He won't put my name on any future houses that he or we buy. Right. When I ask why, he says it's because I never contributed to the purchase of it, so he doesn't see why I should get anything from it if we were to divorce. She said that he has signed his pension over to her in the event of his death, but has asked where she stands financially

if they were to separate. Right. Okay. This is, yeah, tricky, isn't it? It's tricky because if you're married, it's weird. It doesn't make you feel very good about the relationship. No. What's mine is yours doesn't really come into play.

Not everybody thinks like this. And I think that you and I, we are quite financially aligned in this area, but we need to remember that. We think the same financially. Yeah, but not everybody does. Okay. And that is okay.

To me, what's weird about it is the idea that you would be financially secure in a relationship because you've got a major asset, you've got a house, you've got security. You're comfortable. You're reading the Herald and you're going, oh, property prices up another 7%. Oh, look out, beach house, here've got security. You're comfortable. You're reading the Herald and you're going, oh, property price is up another 7%. Oh, look out beach house, here I come.

Well, your wife is going, God, I don't own anything. Like, is she paying him rent? I don't know. Yeah. And if you do separate, the time that you've been together, you live in this appreciating asset that's gone up and she gets nothing. Yeah. I think it's complicated,

isn't it? Because, I mean, depending on how long they've been together, would she then be entitled to a part of that anyway? I'm not sure. Not if they have a prenuptial agreement. Yeah, right. Not if it's explicitly stated that if they separate, you don't get nothing. Well, it doesn't say in this.

It does say that his pension goes to her if he does pass away. This is even more complicated because they have adult children, so maybe they've been married before. And maybe it's like once bitten, twice shy type thing. Maybe he had a rough trot the first time. Because, I mean, the way I look at it is that if you're going into a relationship, if you're committing to someone where you're marrying them, then what's mine is yours.

That's how I see it because you're fully committing in a relationship. That's how I see it too. Yeah. Like before that, no. You're in boots and all. Yeah, before that, no way. But after that, you're saying I want to be with you

for the rest of my life. Let's do this thing. Yeah. So that would make me very uncomfortable in the relationship because I'm like, what? So you're thinking about divorce unless things are on the rocks already, which we don't know. But the only other thing I could think of as to why he would be you know being a bit

obviously weird about it stingy about it is maybe he wants to leave that asset to his kids i don't know all right okay because that could be you know something that he wants to do but then i mean should the kids get all of it or should, depending on how long they're together, should she get some of it? This is why family lawyers exist. We'd love to hear your opinion on 9696 if you want to text us. Yeah. But we wanted to talk about, because obviously we don't know in the background if they've got a prenuptial agreement or not. No.

But it'd be interesting to talk to some people who do have a prenup. They're fairly common these days. Do you reckon? Yeah, and you have to be quite mature in your relationship to be able to do one. I don't know if I could do it. No, I couldn't do it either. But you need to be able to have that conversation with your partner

and go, hey, love you, nothing's wrong. But if anything did go wrong, we need to protect ourselves against each other. Ah, love. Right? Love and contracts. Yeah. Love and the law.

Oh, there's a movie in that. Yeah. I think there might be. Do you have a prenup with your partner and what's it to protect? Why do you guys have a prenup? Like, are you rich? Do you not trust them? Yeah.

Are they rich? Yeah. Who's the rich one? Yeah. Are they rich? And they're like, yeah, I'll marry you, but you're not getting any of my millions. I'd love for people, if they're willing to share, because, I mean, it is quite personal. You can remain anonymous, but we'd love you to call us 0800 DIAL ZM.

Do you have a prenuptial agreement in your relationship? Yeah. What's it like? Bree and Clint. I feel like I'm about to learn a lot of stuff. Really interesting this afternoon. I'm so glad we're talking about this. We're talking about prenups in relationships

because there's this story that's come out where a wife has said that her husband has refused to put her on the house deed because she didn't contribute financially. They're already married. They're already married. And he bought a house while they were married. Yes. And now they're looking to move again

and obviously they've talked about it and he says if I buy another house you're not going on that one either. Someone texted in and said, what if she's cooking his dinners and washing his stink undies? I mean, that's if she is contributing to the mortgage, then I feel like she should be on it.

If she's contributing to the relationship, she should be recognised in some way. But I mean, that's our opinion. Everyone thinks differently. Everybody thinks differently. Which, yeah, there's a lot of arguments on each side, which is interesting. We want to focus on just prenups though.

And do you have one? Yeah, and why? And what does it do for you? Who's it protecting? Was it an awkward conversation to ask for a prenup? Yeah, and why? And why? What does it do for you? Who's it protecting? Was it an awkward conversation to ask for a prenup? Who's rich? Who's not? Lauren's here. Hey, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. G'day. Did you holler, we want prenup? We want prenup! Yeah! Definitely not. You didn't. Okay, who did? So tell us the go, Lauren. He's owned the house for a good 12 years, I'd say. Yeah.

Okay. And he's already had to pay out his ex. Gotcha. We've had two kids. Yeah. And he asked for it. I was a bit hesitant, like, well, what if we're together for quite a while, you know, and I come out with nothing.

Yeah. But took a little bit of negotiations pretty much. And I decided to go through with it just so he knew that if we split up that I wasn't going to try to take his house. Lauren, does it change? Which is not my plan. Yeah, right. Does it change it though when you said, do you have two kids together?

Yes, we've got two toddlers. Oh, see, I feel like that changes things. He wouldn't want you out of the relationship with nothing anyway because you're the mother of his kids and he doesn't want to... No, that's exactly right. He doesn't want to have the kids all the time. So he needs somewhere for them to go. Yeah.

Exactly. And I knew that if I was trying to take half of his house, he would actually have to sell it and that means my kids would have nothing. Would it be different if you guys got married, do you think? Or that would go away if you got married? There's like a five-year renewal type thing. Yeah, right. I think having two kids together is a pretty big commitment, don't you, Lauren? Yeah, they're fairly permanent. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace.

Hey, so my partner and I don't have one just yet, but we're looking at buying a house in the next year or so. Okay. And with it, I have a decently bigger deposit than he does. You're right. So we're going to, I guess, buy it together, but I would have more equity in the house. But then because we're both paying into the mortgage after about five years, I think, is what we're at at the moment,

it would just cancel out. It would cancel out by then. Right, okay. Can I ask, Grace, you're obviously not married. No. So that makes complete sense to me. Yeah, you guys. Can I ask Grace, you're obviously not married. No. So that makes complete sense to me. Yeah, you guys are

making a major purchase together when you're not married. Yeah, and you're not married so you need some sort of, you know, contract or protection or whatever.

Got good incentive for him to keep you happy for the next five years though, right? Yeah, yeah. But I think also it's going to, he'll end up paying more of the

mortgage than I will. Oh, right. It'll level out. He's pretty equal at that point. Does that mean if you guys have a fight, you can put a line down your three quarters? I would definitely consider it. He'll have a particular corner.

You stay on your side of the house. You take the good half. Whatever you do, just make sure you get the side of the house that has the toilet in it. I've seen enough movies to know that you need the side with the fridge and the toilet. That's all you need. There's some really interesting text coming in on this. We're talking about pren toilet in it. I've seen enough movies to know that you need to side with the fridge and the toilet. That's all you need. There's some really interesting texts coming in on this.

We're talking about prenups in relationships. Someone texted her and they said, my partner's family has a lot of money. We're getting married and I offered to sign one to prove that I don't want their money. I just love him. He's a great stepdad to my three boys and that's all I need. I can make my own money.

Oh, I wonder if they said yes. I wonder if him and his family said yes. That'd be interesting if they said yes, wouldn't it? Because it's almost like the offer is for some people that's all you'd need. You'd go, oh, my God, I can't believe you're willing to do that. A few people texting through commenting on the story we were talking about how the husband won't put the wife on the deed. And someone said it's actually relationship property.

So she gets 50% regardless of whether her name is on the title or not. Really? Well, that's what, yeah. And a few people. After a period of time. A few people are texting through and saying that, yeah. Right, okay. Finally, Charlotte, have you got a prenuptial agreement?

Yeah, kind of in a sense for that same house buying reason. Right. Okay, tell us. So we'd only been together for seven months before we decided to buy a house together as boyfriend and girlfriend. Good time to have an agreement or a contract, I think. Yes, for sure. So the bank of mum and dad were like, we'll lend you 30 grand.

That's great. But who's this fella? Yeah. Who's the new one? Yeah, who's this guy? So they said, so it was their recommendation and we're glad we did it because Dad's words were, if you have the argument now, it won't become an argument later. Oh, true.

And actually it was like we went in eyes open, and we've since been married. Oh, you did marry. I was going to ask, did you stay together or break up? Yeah, no, we stayed together. It made it quite easy. Yeah, well done. Oh, right.

So wait, so you borrowed from the bank of mum and dad on your side. Is that right? Yeah, and he didn't from his. So they just topped us up to get us to 20%. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, so protected things on all sides. Gee, seven months, you go hard.

What are the interest rates at the bank of mum and dad at the moment, Charlotte? Oh, I don't know. I might't know. I'm hoping they'll forget. Yeah, they're not very, not very, they don't remember a lot of things at the bank of mum and dad. Old people. Yeah. You hope your bank manager gets daughtery in their old age.

Bree and Clint. Zed in Bree and Clint Clint There's LAB And Controller We want you to burn us this afternoon And thanks to Wendy's you can win $500 cash We're going to give you the chance to play that game Sick burn Do you remember that?

Yeah That saying? Where people go ooh sick burn We want you to give us an ooh, sick burn this afternoon after Birthday Banger. We'll do that first. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Three and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for your Monday to get you home. We'll take three people's birthdays, figure out what was number one on their 16th, and then we'll play the best one. Vignesh is here. Hi, Vignesh.

Hi, Vignesh. Hi, how are you guys today? Good. Welcome back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Second time lucky, I suppose. Yeah, we'veignesh is here. Hi, Vignesh. Hi, Vignesh. Hi, how are you guys today? Good. Welcome back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Second time lucky, I suppose. Yeah, we've had you on here. Yeah, you've done yours.

Whose are you doing today? I'm doing my wife's. Oh, no. We lost Vignesh. Let's get him back. We'll get him back. We'll see if we can get him back. Shane is here.

Hi, Shane. G'day, Shane. Hi. How are you? Good, and you? Very good. Thanks, Shano. Let's do your birthday, baby. What's your birthday? Good, and you? Very good, thanks, Shaino. Let's do your birthday, Banger.

What's your birthday? 26 October 93. All right, you were 16 in 2009 on the 26th of October. And, Shane, here it is, your birthday, Banger. One, two, three, I don't need you and me. One, eight, eight, I'm free when I'm gone. In between, come on, two, three, I'm free. Ah, late career, Brittany.

Banger. Banger. Banger. What do you think, Shane? Yeah, I prefer her other one, but that's not that bad. Which one is her other one? That Pieces of Me one, I prefer that one. Oh, yeah, Pieces. That's a great track.

Okay, wait there. And we've got Vignesh back. Vignesh, hi. Yeah, sorry about that. That's okay, Vignesh. So you're doing it for your wife. Give your wife a shout out. Yeah, thank you.

Her name is Divya. She's probably listening to the radio now. Great. And what's her birthday? 5th of March, 1990. All right. So she was 16 in 2006 on the 5th of March. And here it comes, her birthday banger.

Now, Vignesh. of March. And here it comes, her birthday banger. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. Now, Vignesh. You're beautiful. It's perfect, isn't it? It's perfect. Was this your wedding song? Ah, no. Is she listening?

Because if you can guarantee she's listening, it's going to be hard not to play this for the amount of brownie points we will get you. Yeah, she's probably listening. She's probably listening.

Does she like that song? No, I sent her a text saying that I'm on radio. Okay. I love that, Vignesh. Very fitting. Right there, we'll do one more for Bailey. Hi, Bailey. G'day, Bailey.

Hi, how's it going? Good, how are you, mate? Good, good. That's good. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 31st of July, 1997. All right, you were 16 in 2012 on the 31st of July.

And in 2012, this had a number one hit. Oh, man. Bit of Florence and the Machine and Kelda Benares. Spectrum. I love Vignesh's story in the song for his wife, but this is so much more fun. I love. It's more of a party classic.

So much more of a party classic, yeah. I mean, I don't want to. This is peak Calvin and peak Florence too. I do love that track. Yeah, me too. I do love the Britney song too though. Yeah, the Britney one's trashy chic. They're both fun. Yeah. They're both fun.

Yeah. They're both fun songs. Okay, what are we going to do? We can only play one. Britney, Calvin Harris, James Blunt. I've got to go with my girl, Florence. Yeah, me too, actually. That's a great song.

And Bailey, you liked it, right? I love that song. It's a great song. Divya, if you're listening. We liked your birthday banger too. We liked it so much. Happy birthday for the 5th of March. We liked your birthday banger too. We liked it so much. Happy birthday for the 5th of March. We're a bit early, but...

When Vignesh gets home, he's going to sing it for you to make up for it. There you go. Here's birthday banger, Brianne Clinton. See them. When we first came here

We were cold when we were clear With no colours on our skin We were light And black as thin And when we First came here We were cold And never clear

No colors on our skin Till we let The spectrum in Say my name And every color illuminates We are shining And we'll never be afraid again Say my name

And every color illuminates We are shining We are never being frightened again Silent night We are shining We are never be afraid again And when we come for you We'll be dressed up on a boat With the ocean in our arms

Kiss your eyes and kiss your palms And when it's time to pray we'll be dressed up all in gray we're made to know our tones and silver in our lungs

say my name and every color illuminates we are shining And we'll never be afraid again Say our name And every color human is We are shining

And we'll never be afraid again. Say my name, and every color illuminates. We are shining, we'll never be afraid again. Say my name, and every color illuminates And we are shining And we'll never be afraid again Say my name And every color illuminates

Say my name We are shining, we'll never be afraid again Zeddy and Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger, Calvin Harris and Florence and the Machine. You know what they say is better than Florence and the Machine? What? Back to back Florence and the Machine. Stop? Back to back Florence and the Machine. Stop saying back to back on everything. Back to back.

No, you dilute its potency when you do that. Special occasions. And you know what? I get overwhelmed and I just get excited. I know you do. But there's one text there. No, but I'm just going off my gut. Yeah, right.

Who doesn't want back to back Florence? We all know your gut's a bit off, to be honest. Yeah, I've got a mild case of IBS. Hey, during that song, you know that feeling in the office when flowers get delivered for somebody? Yeah. The biggest bunch of flowers come walking into the studio from producer Anastasia.

Who's the man? Yeah, and she hasn't told us about anybody that she's seeing at the moment. We hold out hope that one day there'll be someone in producer Anastasia's life, but we haven't seen anybody. Who are they from? Anastasia, who are the flowers from? I'm not telling, it's a secret. No.

They're a big bunch of like, what are they, peonies? Who they're from is embarrassing. Aren't they from your mum and dad? Hey, that's still nice. Mum and dad, I know you're listening. I love you. You ran the marathon on the weekend, so you deserve those flowers.

Thanks, Mum and Dad. Yeah. Sad news in the 007 world over the weekend. Sean Connery passed away. No, really sad. Age of 90. But I mean, good innings. Arguably the most attractive Bond.

Would you agree? Yeah, one of, definitely. Definitely up there, right? He'd be up top two. He was 90 years old. And for a lot of people, he is James Bond. Like he's the quintessential look and tone of voice. Sean Connery.

Yeah. Does my Sean Connery impression get even better? Well, I'm glad you asked. Because this afternoon, to celebrate the life of Sean Connery, we're going to have a Sean Connery James Bond impersonation competition. What I've done is I have pre-prepared some quotes. Some Sean Connery quotes. Gotcha. And we're actually all going to play this.

I know producer Anastasia is a big James Bond fan. Do you watch it with your dad? Yeah, my dad texts me when he dies straight away. Yeah, you sound happy about that. No, I wasn't. I wasn't happy. It was very sad. Are you guys looking forward to it?

No, no. Ben loves Bond. I love Bond. You love Bond. So we're all going to do Bond this afternoon. Everyone's got their quotes. So it's going to be a big Bondage session. Yeah, you love Bond, so we're all going to do Bond this afternoon. Everyone's got their quotes. So it's going to be a big bondage session. Yeah, big bond.

Bond off. It's a bond off. It's a bondage session. I've already given those guys their quotes. Thanks, mate. And I'll give you yours now, Brie. Please don't open it until it's your turn to read your quote. So what you'll do is you'll read it in your best Sean Connery voice

and then you'll get to hear Sean Connery doing it to see how close you actually were. Okay. We'll start with, I think we'll start with producer Ben. Okay. So I open my note. Sean Connery voice Okay And then you'll get to hear Sean Connery doing it To see how close You actually were Okay We'll start with I think we'll start with Producer Ben Okay For this one

Yeah So I open my note That you've given me Yeah and do it In a Sean Connery voice Okay yeah cool It's iconic this one Bond

James Bond Oh not bad Let's see how he was Bond James Bond Oh not bad Ben That's pretty good That's a pretty easy one Yeah yeah someone say i loaded the audio

i'll go next i'll go next oh that's so i like no i like your honesty i like your honesty okay i've got mine i'm ready to do mine okay uh my sean connery scottish a yeah shaken shaken not stirred shaken not stirred yeah pretty good pretty good. Yeah, that's good. Pretty good, eh? Pretty good. Some would say you also heard the audio. No. It's just me.

Third, we're going to go to Anastasia. Anastasia, if you'd like to open your Sean Connery quote. Why am I going last? There's a stitch-up. I can smell it from a mile away. No, no, it's just a classic Bond-off. Classic Bond-off. I don't like my quote.

Don't you? How do you do? Oh, that's pretty good. Not bad. Let's compare it to the original. How do you do? Oh, that's pretty good. Not bad. Let's compare it to the original. How do you do? Inflection's not quite there, but I don't mind it. Okay, now we'll go to Brie. Brie, if you'd like to open your Sean Connery quote,

just do the best you can. Are you sure you want me to do this one? Yeah. We'll figure out who's the best. Quint's got a small wiener No That's not a Sean Connery quote Read what it says on the thing That's what it says

Clint's got a small wiener Yeah, that backfired, didn't it? Sometimes I wish I could say the F word on the radio. Halloween over the weekend. Anyone get any trick-or-treaters come to the house? I did, yes. Did you? I got quite a few.

Right. And we didn't have any candy. No. So we had to run to the dairy and we bought like, because obviously it's not super cheap at the dairy. No. So all this expensive chocolate. Well, jokes on you, I guess.

The trick is close the curtains, pretend you're not home. Well, no, we did that eventually. Yeah, right. Yeah. Or a sign, like I said, put a sign in the driveway saying, no Halloween here. Hot off the back of Halloween, I've got a list of New Zealand's most haunted hotels. And these are places you can stay.

These are places that are still open, still operating, and you can go and stay in them right now. This is like the last thing in the whole world I would ever want to do. Well, we're going to Christchurch in a few weeks for Friday Okie Live. And what's your thoughts on staying at the Rickerton Racecourse Hotel?

Considered one of the most haunted buildings in New Zealand, supposedly the ghost of former owner Donald Fraser continues to walk the halls. He was murdered in 1933. His wife claimed to have not shot him with a double-barrelled shotgun. Oh, my God. But people who stay there say that they can still hear him

going up and down the hallways looking for his wife. So was he killed there? Yeah, he was killed in the hotel. Oh, no. What about the Waitomo Caves Hotel? You know where the glowworms are? I've been to there. I loved that experience.

Did you stay at this hotel? Not that hotel. I just went to the caves. Apparently the Waitomo Caves Hotel has a bathtub that self-fills with blood. Pardon me? Yeah. Which sounds like a horrific plumbing issue to me. Like, I would have got it.

Yeah. Unless this is the idea, right? You get people to stay there and it's part of the attraction. They go, would you like the blood bathroom? Yeah, the blood, it's a blood bath in there. Yeah, it's $50 extra. Would you like the blood bathroom?

Very romantic. The Central Hotel in Dargaville burnt down in 1901 and James Carmody didn't escape the fire and he is still haunting the hotel today. Apparently he is summoned when an open fire is lit and that's when he comes out. No thanks. At the Duggarville Hotel. No thank you. Or the Cambridge Hotel. The Queen stayed there

in 1963. Wow. Did she? Yeah. It's not haunted. They just haven't renovated it since then so it's... No I'm kidding. They have renovated it but apparently there's a ghost in there too. That's your thing. There's some hotels

oh also Larnac Castle in Dunedin who doesn't want to stay in a haunted castle woo ZM's Free in Clint the podcast

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