ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – November 30th 2020

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where, does it sound weird? Because it should, we're outside. We're on a lake. We're on a lake, we're in Queenstown. If you're from overseas and you listen to this podcast, Queenstown is, think about the most beautiful place on the earth, and that's where we are right now. To all my Aussies that are listening, this is the place to come.

It's not too far, it's not too far by plane, once we're all allowed, you know, after COVID and that bullshit. But the first time I came here, I was like, how did I not know about this place? Queenstown is Australia's playground, eh? It is the best place to come. This is where Australians come to go skiing. It's, you know, not too far. There's great skiing.

Great food. There's so many adventure places to go to. Great food. Wineries. Wineries. Hot people. Breweries. You know.

Yeah. Yeah, it's good. Lots of backpackers. Yep. Wineries. Wineries. Hot people. Breweries. You know. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. Lots of backpackers. Yep. It's paradise. And they're bloody struggling at the moment because of COVID. This is a tourist town. And there's no one here.

It's where they film Lord of the Rings. That'll get some people. Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't know if it actually was. But, yeah, it's where they film Lord of the Rings. Oh, it definitely was. That mountain right there that I'm looking at.

That's where the Hobbit lives. Yeah, that's where Frodo's from. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We're on the ultimate summer roadie. And, boy, it's cold. That mountain right there that I'm looking at. That's where the Hobbit lives. Yeah, that's where Frodo's from. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're on the ultimate summer roadie and boy, it's cold. It's 12 degrees. Quite nippy. Did you see, speaking of Australia, did you see that they're having the hottest November on record in Sydney at the moment?

My mum keeps calling me up and she said that they, well, they had a top of 41 at their place the other day. That's effed. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so horrible, the poor things. It's, I mean, again, for overseas people, it's spring. It's frigging hot. And that's 40 degrees.

Yeah, that doesn't bode well for a summer. That's like 41 degrees is like where you have a shower, and if you don't have air conditioning, you dry yourself and you put your clothes on and you're already wet with sweat. Yeah. Like it is that hot. We don't get that in New Zealand.

We don't get 40s. You don't get 40s? Yeah. You guys are so lucky. Yeah. It's so bad. I think the overnight lows in Sydney were like 31 degrees.

In parts of Sydney, like in the west I think. Yeah, in the west is real hot do you know what's this is mental about australia for me too did you know there's more people that live in sydney than live in new zealand yeah sydney's massive and new zealand is tiny like population wise it always blows my mind that every single person knows everyone here like there's only five million of us yeah there's sydney's what? New Zealand is the same size as England and there's less people in New Zealand

than there is in London. There's not many people here. If you're looking for a place, come over. Oh, no, we've got a housing crisis. Oh, yeah, well. Don't come. There's not enough houses. How do we have enough houses?

There's not even that many of us. Get some goddamn houses. Yeah. You know? Sort it out. Anyway, we're driving around uh this week broadcasting from different parts of the south island check our ig because um we are going to be putting up some beautiful shots who calls it ig i thought that was a cool thing to say get us on the gram the gram

let me ask let me ask joel he's a gen z i'll ask him what the cool lingo is before i think it's ig what do you think it is before you ask you think it's the gram what's the cool lingo is. I don't think it's IG. What do you think it is before you ask Joel? You think it's the gram? What's the cool way of saying Instagram, Joel? I say Insta or the gram, not IG. Damn, Bree got it. You didn't have to throw me under the bus like that. Thank you, Joel. No, I appreciate you.

What did you say, sir? You're showing your age, Clint. Joel's cancelled. Also, Joel, I'm so sorry that you weren't allowed Into the casino last night Oh yeah so We'll try again tonight Last night was a Sunday night And the guys tried to get

Into the Queenstown Casino What you were going to Leave at 11 o'clock I personally think It was producer Ben That his moustache Is the thing That didn't let us in

It wasn't me No it wasn't Joel Joel was fine He had his nicest New balances on My Black Friday New Balance shoes. And you told me he had two hoodies wrapped around his neck like a scarf. They looked dope.

He looked awesome. They're like, damn, this high roller is here to play big. Get him in the casino. I'm a member as well. Ocean's Eleven over here. He had a $14.50 free meal that we could have had in there. I could have claimed a free meal for being a member, and they didn't want me. I think they smelted on you. I didn't take't want me. I think they smelted on you.

I didn't take all the money. I think they smelted on you. They thought, this guy right here, poker player from way back. We're suffering because of COVID. We can't afford the losses at the moment. And he's got that free $14.50 meal on his card. We just can't let him in. We'll try again tonight.

We'll try again tonight, yeah. Yeah, keep the new balancers on, Joel. Black Jack. Casino chic. He's got his other new balancers on today. What did you say? Wait, what did you say? Did you say Black Jack?

Yeah. Far out. I thought you said Black Dick. No, Black Jack. You have not seen Joel's. Black Jack, my favourite casino game. Other than roulette. Black Dick, sorry.

All right. other than roulette sorry alright any other important South Island road trip podcast show based admin I'm cold let's go okay cool

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when are Bree and Clint on Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, Brie and Clint, we are live from the road. We're on ZM's ultimate summer roadie, thanks to Juicy, and we're in Queenstown right now. God, this is a good spot. The weather is absolutely, it's cleared up for us this afternoon, hasn't it? Yeah, it's stunning. We're overlooking Lake Wakatipu at the moment.

We're out on the terrace at the Makua and it's fair to say we are living our best life at the moment. You can see the shark submarines, I like to call them, which were invented here in New Zealand, actually roaming in the ocean right now just out front. How much would that freak you out as a tourist if you didn't know that they were a submarine thing and you just thought there was some rampant shark

in the middle of the lake just going up and down? You'd be like, there's no way I'm going out on the urn slaw. This is not a safe experience. I think because they're coloured electric green, you'd be hopeful that it wasn't a real shark. Well, you've got good eyes. No, I've been in one before. Yeah, right.

Made me feel violently ill. Hey, we are touring around the South Island in our Juicies this week. If you would like the chance to win yourself a Juicy Camper van, all you've got to do is help plan next week's itinerary for Cammy, Georgia, who are doing the North Island in Juicy Camper vans. Yeah, that's right. Just pop a suggestion in, and that's all it takes, and you could win a juice camper for yourself.

Ours has got a kitchen in the boot. I know. How good. Everything and the kitchen sink inside the juicy camper van. What are you going to cook for us tonight?

I was thinking about doing baked beans but served in the can. Oh, that's hipster. Have you ever seen anyone do that? No, very hipster. You just open the can

and you just boil the whole can. Just make sure the can's open when you start boiling or it will explode. True, that's a Nadia Lim pro tip there actually. Well done. Okay, today on the show, I've got no idea what we're doing next because

I forgot to have a look. We're going to talk about what was the best year to buy a house in. My brother at the moment is fighting, like I'm sure most of our listeners are, to try and get on that housing ladder one day. He's talking to me about trying to buy a house in Wellington. I've stumbled across an article that reveals what the best year to buy a house in was in the last 30 years.

If it's not next year, then I don't want to know. It could be next year. It could be this year. Maybe right now is the best time to buy a house. I'm telling you now, I tried. It's not. Maybe you're just not trying hard enough. No, I tried.

Maybe you're having too much smashed avo. Anyway, see if you can guess the year, and we'll figure out what it is. We'll reveal it after topic. This is Breaking Me. Bree and Clint, live from Queenstown on ZM. Bree and Clint. What was the best year to buy a house in the last 30 years? I'll tell you this much, Clint.

It wasn't this year. Well, or is it? Absolutely not. Is now the best time ever to buy a house it wasn't this year. Well, or is it? Absolutely not. Is now the best time ever to buy a house. Worst time ever. Well, in Auckland anyway. A lot of people trying to get on that first home buyer buzz. My brother's doing it at the moment and it's brutal, man.

You have to get your heart set on this thing. You go, okay, this is where I want to live and this is where I want to be financially tied to for the next 35 years. Yeah, I've never made a commitment that big. No, and you never will. I said to the bank, I said, I was like, look, I'm just looking for this to be a casual thing.

I don't want to commit for that long. No strings, yeah. I'm not about that big commitment. Is there anything we can do like in one to two years? And they said no. No, right. Yeah, well, you're going to face real issues if you're looking for a one to two year situation.

Yeah, I know. Researchers have gone over info from since 1989, so really 31 years of New Zealand houses to find out what was the best year. When should you have done it? You know, you look back and you go, man, I really wish I'd bought a house. Also, you hear about your grandparents,

like, we bought this house for thruppence. And you're like, can you shut up, Grandma? I don't know what thruppence is. I think it was like a sixpence. Oh, right. Yeah. So what's a shilling? Like a nickel.

And what's a dime? Like a penny. Oh, right. I don't know. I really don't. So here we go, here we go. This is definitive information. This is officially the best time to buy a house.

Where did you get this from? One roof? Sure, yeah. I absolutely got it from one roof. Or do you make it the best time to buy a house? When you should have bought yourself a house was the year 2000. Most of us didn't even, like, have anything in 2000. No excuses.

No excuses. Most of us didn't even, like, we hadn't even been through puberty yet. Patricia Anastasia wasn't even born. Well, yeah, were you born? No. Specifically, December in the year 2000, the average house price in New Zealand in December of the year 2000,

$183,000. Okay. And by 2007, that same house was worth $412,000. Jeez. Cor blimey. What happened in those years? The Rugby World Cup was coming.

What was it? I think it was just some sick millennium vibes. Will Smith dropped that Big Willie style album. Oh, yeah, Big Willie. It had Will 2K on it. Yeah, I think it was just the vibes. Obviously, that doesn't help us now. No.

You know, we don't want to live in the past. No. When was the recent, was there any recent years that was good to buy a house? Nah, it's pretty much all. It's just going up and up and up and up. It's just been downhill since then, to be honest, yeah. So. Great.

Yeah. The juicy camper van looks good right now, though. Absolutely. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Supervan looks good right now, though. Absolutely. Last week, Clint, I was bringing you all the latest PS5 news. I am the resident gamer on the show. I'm looking to get into the game console. Yeah, you've got Sega Dreamcast, eh? Yeah, I've got Sega.

I've got Nintendo 64. Game Boy Color? I actually do have a Game Boy Color. Game Boy Printer? I bought a Game Boy Color about two years ago with Pokemon Blue. Oh, yeah. Because I wanted to get all hipster. And then I used it on a plane once.

And this kid made a really nasty comment to me. They're like, what? Are you a dinosaur? Is that a game from the past? And I was like, fine. This is meant to be hipster chic. You've really upset me. I was like, this game was legendary.

This game was way before its time. You've never seen anything like this. Anyway. He's like, I have an iPhone 14, grandma. I felt so offended. I was like, whatever, little kid. Anyway, the PS5, I've got some more news about it because I find this stuff really interesting

because this doesn't happen very often where something sells out globally. I don't think they were even expecting it. They should have expected it once they put it next to Christmas and the fact that everybody in the world is stuck at home at the moment. I mean, it's a pretty good time.

It's the perfect storm for selling a new gaming console. The reason I don't think they expected it was I heard that they actually pulled all their their marketing like all their printing and all their marketing um because they were like we've sold out try and slow down we don't need marketing yeah right right right um but there's a kid over in the united states who is talking about how he's made an absolute mozza of these gaming consoles how well what he did was and i don't know exactly how they do it i think he has a bunch of people he works with um is they got their hands on a large number of these like ps5s right which is really unfair to other people but i mean this is like

a business to them this is what they're doing so what he did was he got his hands on 221 playstation 5 console whoa and then they began to advertise like the product online yeah and resell it for like yeah way more expensive price he's a ps5 scalper pretty much yeah that's exactly what they do which i mean is a bit bs um but do you want to know the numbers exactly how much this guy could make? So apparently they haven't sold all the consoles yet. So he still has some for sale. But I've done the math on how much potentially they could make.

Okay. So essentially they've got 221 consoles. So which I think go for about $600 or $700 depending on which one it is, the disc or the memory. But they said they paid about $99,500 for them. So they paid $100,000. Oh, for all of them. They paid $100,000 for all of them. Yeah.

So 221, so say they sell them for $1,000, which I saw that they're going for like $1,600, but say they sell them for $1,000. Yeah. So 221 times 1,000, they're set to make $1,600, let's say they sell them for $1,000. Yeah. So 221 times 1,000, they're set to make $221,000. Then you minus the 99 or the $100,000 that they paid for them,

they're set to make $121,000. Hot damn. It's hard to hold it against him when he's turning that kind of coin over. Isn't that crazy? I'm like, damn, he should be on The Apprentice, this kid. Can you imagine if he was on The Apprentice?

He's like, you know, reselling gaming consoles is my trade. Or Shark Tank. They're like, I want in. How do I do it? 50% of the business. Just quickly, the PS5s that he's got, are those the ones that can play Blu-rays? Just in the market for...

No one is playing Blu-rays anymore. I've got a lot of Blu-rays now. in the market for... No one is playing Blu-rays anymore. I've got a lot of Blu-rays and I've got nothing to watch them on. So I'll pay a thousand. I will pay you to stop talking about Blu-rays. Please be upstanding, New Zealand, for news about Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern.

The Goat has been nominated for Time Magazine's Person of the Year. This is the one they put out, obviously, every year, and you make the cover, and the award goes to the most influential person of the year, the person who's had the most impact. And the reason she's nominated is not for winning the election by a landslide. It's because of her response to coronavirus. Yeah, right.

And leading a country through coronavirus. And you've got to say, we've got to be top five, right? Absolutely. Are we top five COVID countries? Surely. In a good way? In a good way, in the green, yeah. I didn't realise this, but it gets voted on.

So they put out the nominees and then you can go and vote on it. You can vote on it. We can vote on it. Yeah. And you don't have one vote. You go to time.com and they give you all the nominees. And all you do is you say, yes, I think this person should be person of the year or no. And you do that for everyone. So you just say whether they are or they're not a good idea. Because

they can be influential in bad ways and not about in not a good way. Yeah. And they can still win. Right. Trump won person of the year in 2016 when he won the presidency. And arguably that wasn't for a bad thing either. They just went, this guy's had the most influence on the year. He's nominated again this year, either. They just went, this guy's had the most influence on the year. He's nominated again this year. But he can't win because surely he's had less influence than ever. He didn't even influence his own country into voting for him. Well, let's be real.

He's not on a good, he's on a losing streak. He doesn't think so, not according to him. I'm going to run you through some of the people nominated. And you tell me whether you think Cindy's got the chops to beat these people. Okay. Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is America's Dr. Ashley Bloomfield. Right. I'm going to come out and say no.

I'm going to say no. Because if you're going to nominate any doctor, surely it's Dr. Ashley Bloomfield. Yeah. Based on numbers and statistics, I'd probably say no. Okay. Fauci's out. Joe Biden is nominated. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I'd probably say no. Okay, Fauci's out. Joe Biden is nominated. Okay, yeah, I mean, pretty big deal.

Yeah. See, he's already broken his foot. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. He's breaking down already. They're saying that, yeah, he had some of the highest votes in the election ever in US history. So, I mean, he has to be in there. He's a contender.

Donald Trump, we've already said no to. What about the Zuck? Mark Zuck. I hate Zuckerberg. The Zuck bot. Nah. Nah, we're going to say nah. He hasn't done anything interesting this year. He didn't even rig an election. I thought that's what his job was. He didn't even bother rigging an election. Or did he? Well, you don't know, do you?

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are nominated. No. Cardi B is nominated. Oh, I mean, she had a pretty big song this year. From the bottom to the top. That's the person of the year. Yep, she's nominated. Billie Eilish is up there.

Okay, yeah, I'd say yeah, maybe. Good for Billie Eilish. And presidential candidate Kanye West is also nominated. Right. I'm probably going to say no. All right. Well, there you go. Well, all Cindy has to do is beat Jibiden and Billie Eilish and job done.

Maybe she should release a track. Maybe, yeah. Brie and Clint. It's Brie and Clint. We're live from Queenstown on the juicy ultimate summer roadie. I want to talk cheating traps. Cheating traps. Oh, yeah.

Let's get Bear Grylls on this thing. Yeah. Bear Grylls meets catfish. Cheating trap. Yeah. This is like, we've talked about this before, but this is a thing that's starting to become more prevalent in our society, Clint, where most of the time females are offering their services

to other females about setting up a cheating trap for partners. And finding out if you're dating a cheater for you. Yeah. Ooh. That's some girl code stuff. This is pretty full-on stuff here. There's a model from California. Her name's Paige Woolen.

She's 28, and she has about 200,000 followers on her main account on Instagram. And notice I said main account. Oh, okay, yeah. Because she's also set up a side account, which she uses to slide into the direct messages of men who are suspected of cheating. Right. And she's like, hey, this is my real account. This is like some James Bond stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do you mean by suspected cheaters? What are they doing? Obviously, females will message her and go, hey, I think my boyfriend is doing the shifty on me. She's like a relationship assassin for hire. Yes. Whoa.

And she says if that's the least she can do is offer her services to other females, she will do it. She's like, I'm so goddamn hot. The least I can do is give some back to the community. Well, I've seen her profile and she's a thirst trap, that's for sure. She's been messaging a lot of of men she said for girls who have messaged and asked her to do it yeah um she's gotten she actually has been quite honest and she said look um you know quite a lot she goes i think a high percentage of um of the people i message don't take the bait yeah um either they know know it's a set up or... Well, they're not cheaters.

They're loyal. Yeah. But she said there are quite a few that do take the bait. Okay. Explain to me how the trap would work. So, for example, she says here, she would message a man and she would say, just thought you were so, so cute,

was hoping to meet up if you're single, that is. Right. And then they message back and they go of course i'm single so there's a guy that's replied to that exact message and he said i'm single enough do you have snapchat oh no yeah and he's gone straight to move the convo to snapchat yeah that you know that's shifty isn't it yeah yeah snapchat's a shifty um you ever talking to a guy in town and he wants to give you a snap but not his actual phone number or his Instagram? Or his Instagram.

There's something going on there. Yeah. Don't trust that man. Either that or he just loves the filters. Yeah, that's definitely it. She said, yeah, she's quite surprised at how many don't take the bait. So that's good. That is good.

Yeah, that is good to hear. But, I mean, that is a cheating trap that obviously girlfriends are setting up for their partners. Do you think that's right? Like, if you're that suspicious and you're having to do that in the first place. Yeah, the ends justify the means in this situation. Because if it comes out that he was a cheater, then yeah, it's legit. But then imagine if it comes out that he's not and then... And then the trust is gone.

Yeah. So you've gone behind... Because you're the one in the wrong then. Yeah, you're a bona fide psychopath. Or if he comes out that it is correct, you're a genius. Exactly right. And the line is so fine, it's hard to tell. It is.

Shall we talk about people who have been caught out cheating on social media here in New Zealand? Yeah. Yeah. Have you dated someone where they were caught out because of social media? Maybe you helped set a trap. Maybe they were just real dumb and they left their Snapchat open. Maybe, I don't know, maybe you caught them commenting on someone else's post. They thought it was a DM, but it's right there in the comments for everybody to see. Maybe someone on social media found out that the person they thought was single

actually had a partner and they messaged you directly on social media. 0800 dials it in. We would love to hear your cheaters caught out on social media stories this afternoon. That's right. If you want to call us now or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint live from Queenstown this afternoon. I feel like we're doing a radio version of that show Cheaters.

Do you remember that show? No, MTV show? No, I don't think so, but it was an American show. Yeah. 100% real, definitely. Oh, right. You think there's some setups in there? Oh, totally.

It's a great idea for a show. Yeah. Because you're roasting villains, you know? You're catching people out. Yeah, people want them to be caught. Doing dastardly deeds. Yeah, totally. There's a model from California who is offering her services in the sense of, she said, any

females who think their man be, you know, running around on them, I will set up a cheating trap on Instagram and I will send them a message and see if they take the bait. I'll get in the DMs and try and do a cheating trap on them. Cheating traps. You could charge good money for that. I don't think she is. No, she's not. She's doing it for free.

You could charge good money for this service. Yeah, you could. Yeah. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you caught a cheater out on social media before? Melissa's here. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Mel.

Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, Mel. What happened? Who did you catch and how? Well, it was my husband, now my ex-husband. No. Yeah, I was on the phone with a girlfriend and I needed to Google something.

So he was in the kitchen, so I just picked up his phone and started googling away to find out the details of an event we were going to and then I heard like, I saw the messenger pop up and I thought oh I don't know that person. Clicked on it because I'm nosy

and there was a woman with a picture of her boobies out. Oh no! Oh Melissa! Not a woman with her boobies out, that's no. Melissa. Not a woman with her boobies out. That's a big red flag. Are you sure they weren't yours? No, no.

Sister, I know they weren't mine because the first thoughts that went through my head were mine are better than that. Melissa, are you sure they weren't his? No. Melissa, I love you So I did a little bit of Research while he was finishing up The dishes and it ended I found out that it was like an old School friend that we had been to school

With she lived in the South Island And it was just like dude You know So what did you do Melissa Oh I was like oh my god you just got the best message ever. He's like, oh, what, babe? Oh, no. And I passed him the phone, and I was like, the jig is up.

And I just said, do you remember that old show, Ready, Steady, Cook? And I only had 30 minutes to cook. I said, well, you've got 30 minutes to pick your stuff. Oh, my God. You're 30 minutes to pick your stuff. Oh my god! You're a savage! That's amazing! Melissa, I love that you've got a sense of humour about it because that's a horrible situation to be in. Sorry that that happened to you

but you've dealt with it like an absolute boss. You're hilarious. Yeah. That's horrible. Okay, that's going to be hard to top. Ready, steady, get out. Get the F out of my house. Anonymous is here though. This person wants to remain anonymous to top. Ready, steady, get out. Get the F out of my house. Anonymous is here, though. This person wants to be anonymous. Hello. Hello, Anonymous.

What happened to you? Who did you catch out on social media? Well, I've called out this guy a few times now, actually. He was my fiance. Oh, no. And I just gave him more and more chances, but I just kept catching him out, and it was just horrendous. So the first time, it was an Instagram account that I've had for a long time,

but I just changed the photos. It had a significant amount of followers, so it wasn't completely, you know, fake looking. But, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Anonymous, you're telling me you catfished your own fiancé to see if he would take the bait. Yep.

And did he? Oh, yeah. A couple times, too. Oh, no. And so it was like, I did it once, and then I brought it up. I was like, oh, I sort of made it out like it wasn't, well, I did make it out like it wasn't me, and that I found out somehow and all this stuff. And then, so, you know, he talked about it with me and everything.

And then I... So he was getting better and all that stuff. And then afterwards, I made a fake Snapchat account under, I don't know, a completely random one. And then I was Snapchatting him photos of myself and he was sending me dick pics. Oh, no. Not my face, I didn't know it was me, but it was, like, so bad.

How was he not realising that it's you? I don't know, but he was like, wow, you are so sexy. And while I was doing that, whilst I was texting him, as me. No, anonymous. What a dumber. And he was telling me how he's, like, doing really good and all that stuff. And, oh, it was so bad. Sorry you went through that as well, anonymous.

And also, like, she's dodged a cheater, but also he just sounds dumb. He's like, man, you're so much hotter than my current girlfriend. Yeah, don't tell her, though. It's his current girlfriend. Right, okay. My girlfriend has the same tattoo as you. You're hotter, though. It's his current girlfriend. Right, okay. My girlfriend has the same tattoo as you. You're hotter, though. Brie, if you were a big deal Hollywood celebrity,

do you think you would have people who came to your house to do services for you, like haircuts and stuff like that? You'd have a guy. Massages. Massages. What else would I like? Any sort of grooming thing. You'd have a person, right?. Massages. What else would I like? Any sort of grooming thing. You'd have a person, right?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. We were talking about this celebrity, big deal celebrity, just last week. It's George Clooney. And you and I were trying to pin down why he is so attractive. And you landed on an interesting point. You said you think it's his hair, right? I think it's his hair.

He's got such full, lush hair. So you've got to think that George Clooney has an amazing hair stylist. Probably been with him his whole career. Probably wherever he is on a shoot, whether he's filming in the Maldives. Or maybe he's born with it. Yeah, but it's got to be primped and preened and maintained. His hairdresser would come to him, right? Wrong.

George Clooney cuts his own hair. What is wrong with him? Well, also, what can't this man do? You know? How is he cutting his own hair? Because he doesn't, I mean, I understand when, you know, people who are bald cut their own hair because you can't really stuff it up. But he's got a style, right?

Yeah. He's got the Clooney and he's had the Clooney for years, and that's how long he's been cutting his own hair. So ever since he blew up on ER, he's been doing home jobs. And he talks about, we talked about it last week, how before he was famous, he didn't have any money. Are you laughing at home job? Yeah. I'm such a child.

Anyway, keep going. Anyway. As opposed to a road job. Yeah. As opposed to a road job. Yeah. As opposed to a... No, no, no, no. Don't even ask about when he blow-dries his hair. Yeah, no.

No, he does his own blow-jobs. George Clooney cuts his own hair. And it's not even like you go, oh my God, he's a hairdresser as well. No, he's got a home haircutting system that he bought off an infomercial. It's called the Flowbee. Have you ever heard of a Flowbee? This is getting better and better.

Oh, Jesus. No, it's clippers with a built-in vacuum. Oh, God. What's it called? It's called the Flowbee. Have a listen to George Clooney talking about his home haircut system. And have you been cutting your own hair? I've been cutting my own hair for 25 years. Look I have my hair is like really like straw you know and so it's easy to cut.

You can't really make too many mistakes. Years ago I bought a thing called a Flobee which when we were kids. You did not. When I was a kid. Yeah. The infomercial, the Flowbee. This ingenious device lets you give yourself and family perfect haircuts every time. It comes with a vacuum cleaner and the clippers?

Yeah, I still have it. Stop it. You don't use it. My haircuts take literally two minutes. Okay, now that you've tainted the Flowbee. Two minutes? That seems like quite a long time. Now that you've tainted the Flowbee, I can't listen to that properly. Cancel this break. Bree and Clint. We're live from Queenstown on the ultimate summer roadie

thanks to Juicy Campervans right now. Clint, here in Zed, we love a Christmas party. Don't we? Especially this year, we need a Christmas party. We love a free drink on the boss's account, don't we? Totally. Oh, give it to us. It's where you take out all your aggression and your angst

about how much you get paid. You take it out on that bar tab. And all the money you didn't get paid in the Christmas bonus, you use it on that bar tab. You get it over the bar, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's interesting. There's some stories that have been released, and I saw this on the Herald, about people who went a bit too far at the Christmas party.

So, look, I'm all for having a big blowout at the Christmas party, but maybe these are just some watch-outs to have this Christmas party season. Cautionary tales. Yes, I think so. Do you want to hear a few? Totally, especially because we're missing our Christmas party this year. I feel like that wasn't an accident. You think they sent us on this road trip when the Christmas party was on purpose?

Last year. Look, I don't want to say we went a bit too hard when we dressed up as the Irwin family. Oh, yeah. But, you know, we were throwing a blow-up crocodile in amongst the crowd and jumping on it. I thought we were the life of the party. Yeah. Maybe we were the blowout.

Oh, my God. If you don't know who the blowout is at the Christmas party, you're the blowout. I had a carpet burn on my elbow. You had a carpet burn on your face. Yeah. That was from jumping around. I sprayed to my gooch.

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't know that was possible. Anyway, I sprayed him a gooch. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't know that was possible. Anyway, these are some lookout stories for Christmas parties if you go into one this year. Someone said management decided it would be a great idea to hire a campground with cabins near the beach, approximately three hours from everyone's homes. There was nothing to do that night and it was in the middle of nowhere so naturally everyone got a little bit drunk there was a lady engaged to be married in the next

couple of months who had a indoor gardening party with two other staff members oh no what goes on at the campground does not stay at the campgrounds. No, and definitely not at a work Christmas event. Oh, no. So there you go. That's a watch out. Two gardening partners at once. Crikey. Yeah, look at that. I assume neither of them were the fiancé.

I don't know. I don't know. There's no other details. You can get away with it if the fiancé's involved. Don't say, well, maybe. You can. Someone else wrote in and they said, It was 2012.

I had taken a lot of painkillers because I'd recently injured my knee. We had spent the day getting absolutely tiddly at a winery. Later that day, during an office awards ceremony, I stumbled up on stage to collect a prize and proceeded to kiss my CEO on the lips. See, this is why I'm a fan of dry Christmas parties. I reckon no alcohol. Wait.

You get that opinion out of our show. Management, if you're listening, I reckon it's been a tough year. Turn his mic off, studio. Turn that mic off. We don't need that bad energy being put out on our show. Thank you very much. I'll give you one more Christmas party tales for

you. This one's called Gal Overboard. Our office Christmas party was a boat cruise around the harbour. One woman had so many lemonades that she fell off the side of the boat. We hadn't even left the pier at this point. The cruise got cancelled

and everyone was kicked off the boat. Oh, Jill, what have you done? Oh, come on, Susan. Get it together. Pretty special to fall off the boat before it's left the pier. It's at the pier. Although, if you're going to fall off anywhere... It's a good spot to do it.

That's the spot to do it. Yeah, and maybe she meant to do it that way. Oh, wait. 100 dials at him this afternoon. Do you want to share your Christmas party blowout story with us? Yeah. Is it a good warning for anybody else listening at the moment? Did you ho-ho-ho a bit too hard?

Yeah, did you ho-ho overboard? Was there too many hoes? And I'd love to know, did you stay in the job or were you so mortified that... Yeah, how bad was it? After the Christmas party, you found a new job for the next year. There is a few of these stories where they said they never returned. Right? I don't doubt it? After the Christmas party, you found a new job for the next year. There is a few of these stories where they said they never returned. Right? I don't doubt it. After the Christmas break.

0800 dial ZM. Or you can text your Christmas party blowout story onto 9696, but we'd love to hear them this afternoon. Cautionary tales about Christmas parties. We'll call them. Yeah, what should people not do this festive season? Bree and Clint. Did you have a big Christmas party blowout?

You know what we're talking about. You end up being the person at the party that partied the hardest. Would you prefer that your Christmas party was on the last day of the year in that situation? Yeah, absolutely. Do you? Do you want to go into the break being that guy? Or would you rather have a couple of weeks

where you could go and smooth things over? It would be bloody hard to go to work on Monday, though, either way. Both are bad. Yeah. Both are bad. Your workmates aren't meant to get to know the real you. They're not meant to have a glimpse into how you actually operate. Because otherwise, how are they meant to take you seriously in Microsoft Teams after that?

When you answer, you know, when you're giving a seminar and someone just pitches you with your underwear around your head and running around. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DALZM, to be honest, did you have a big Christmas party blowout? Deanne has called up. Hi, Deanne. Hi, Deanne. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good on you for being honest with us.

You sound like you've got your tail between your legs. What happened? I was at a pretty fancy restaurant with about 150 staff. Pretty well-known company in New Zealand and it was me and my mate and I'm pretty known, I'm known to be able to take pretty good selfies because I've got a pretty long

arm on me. Okay, nice. I kind of, I was about to take a photo of us and she handed it to him and he was like, oh, stand up, I'll get on this level. Stood on a chair and the staff were like, no, no, no, get down, get down. And I was calling everyone in, everyone get in the photo. And he stands up

and just as he's about to take it while the staff, everyone's looking at him, he nails himself, takes himself out onto the table, seafood platters, bottles of wine, takes the whole table out and I was standing right there with him, like, absolutely the culprit in part of the whole thing. It was terrible. Deanne, most important question, did you get the selfie?

We got the selfie on the way down. It was like a blurry selfie. It's worth it. I got the photo of the mess, so, yeah. Deanne, that was the 28 likes, wasn't it? Yeah, absolutely. Worth it all day, every day. There's a few really great texts coming through on this.

Someone texted through and they said, my boss was hosting the Christmas party at his house. The cops were called to check on a noise complaint as it was a Sunday. The boss went to the gate to greet the cops and started singing It's Only Natural by Crowded House because he was naked. At least it was the boss. At least it was the boss at his own house, right? Wow.

Is a naked boss at the Christmas party, is that an HR issue? Oh, you know, I think depends on the situation, you know, like what was happening at the time,

like was it a dare? Did someone dare him? I don't know. I don't know the full situation. Our ZM Ultimate Summer Roadie studio is in the process

of blowing into like Wakataboo, by the way. Yeah, you can probably hear it. There's also one other text that's come through. Oh no, we've got someone else on the phones. Yes.

Nigel, tell us, Nig, did you have a big Christmas party blowout, mate? Oh, a few years ago, yeah, had a few fenders, and our department decided to go down the road, halfway stumbled. Went to Trevino's in Rickerton,

and I wasn't feeling too good, so I thought I'll go and sit on the toilet and have a bit I stumbled. Went to Trevino's in Rickerton. And I wasn't feeling too good, so I thought I'll go and sit on the toilet and get a bit of a rest and then get back into it. Ended up falling asleep on the toilet. And then I woke up and it was pitch black. They'd locked the pub. That's every boy's dream. You spent the night in the pub

Nigel I love that Nigel I'm going to have to try and break out I love that because I Always do this The sneaky rest in the toilets Do you? I always sometimes have a sneaky rest

Danger move Straight up danger move Nigel's blowout is a blowout His was a bit too big of a rest No but what's good about it is you can probably get away with that because no one knew that you were asleep in that toilet. You can keep that to yourself. Yeah, everyone's none the wiser.

You're in the Uber home and you're like, where's Nigel? Oh, he must have gone home. I must have went home early. Good old Nigel. There's one more text that I will read out. Someone has texted through for the big Christmas party blowout. Someone said, I had a mate who accidentally pooed himself in the boss's spa. Yeah, buddy.

Yep, that'll do it. That will do it. That's a hard one to explain on Monday morning, isn't it? Merry Christmas, everybody. And to the people attending the Xenium Christmas party this week. No spas. We want to hear all the stories. Yeah.

Snapchats, please. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday.chats, please. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger for a Monday. This is where we find out what was number one on people's 16th birthdays,

and then we play the best one. First person to play birthday banger is Adele. Hi, Adele. Oh, hello, Adele. Hey. What's your birthday, mate? 9th of the 1st, 77. All right, you were 16 in 1993 on the 9th of May,

and on that day, this was number one. The queen of birthday banger, Whitney Houston. Oh, my God. You know I love her, Whitney Houston. Oh, my God. You know I love her, Adele. I named my dog after her. I'm just going to say you've got my vote, Adele. Right. Really?

I'm pretty. That's a massive song. Do you like it? You can't give her your vote yet. You've got to be impartial. You have to hear all three songs. Nah, I don't care. That's my vote.

All right, cancel the feature. No, I'm just kidding. Adele, you've got a great birthday banger. It is very good. It's my vote. Well, then we'll... Alright, cancel the feature. No, I'm just kidding. Adele, you've got a great birthday banger waiting for us. It's very good. It's going to be hard to beat. Next person up to play is Teagan. Hi, Teagan. G'day, Teags.

Hi. What's your birthday, mate? On the 24th of June, 1999. Alright, you were 16 in 2015. On the 24th of June. And on that day, this was number one. Banger. Iconic.

Probably one of my favourite songs of 2015 from Major Lazer. What do you think, Teagues? I kind of like Adele's better, to be honest. I mean, it's hard to beat, isn't it? A little bit hard. It is hard to beat. We're remaining impartial. I'm trying to remain impartial.

Okay, Tegan, wait there. We've got to do one more birthday banger for Roma. Kia ora, Roma. Hello, Roma. Hello. How are you, mate? I'm good. How are you? Good, thank you. Roma, tell us what your birthday is. August 24th, 1996. Alright, mate,

you were 16 in 2012 on the 24th of August. And on that day, this was top of the charts. I win. Oh, some Maroon 5. You think you win with that song, do you? Maybe. You would pick Maroon 5 over Whitney Houston.

Yeah, unfortunately Fair enough I like it, you've got to back yourself Yeah, definitely Okay, well we already know what Bree's vote is Whitney Houston, I have nothing I mean, how can you beat that? Yeah, it's very hard for me to go past Maroon 5 one more night

I mean, they're on the same level, aren't they? Right I mean, don't get me wrong, I like that song from Maroon 5. No, you don't. Stop lying. Adele. Adele. Come on, mate.

Adele, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. I told you. Let's do it. You can't beat it. You can't beat a classic. And this is one of the best. Here we go, everybody.

For Adele, what was the year? The year was 1993. 1993. 1993. Here is Breeze Dog with I Have Nothing. Bree and Clint, Z&M. Share my life Take me for what I am Cause I'll never change

All my colors for you Take my love I'll never ask for too much Just all that you are And everything that you do Thank you. don't follow I will hold it back again this passion inside can't run from myself there's nowhere to hide don't make me close one

more door I don't wanna hurt anymore stay in my arms if you dare must I imagine I don't have you You You You see through right to the heart of me

You break down my walls With the strength of your love I never knew Love like I'd known it With you Will the memories survive Oh, and I can hold on to I don't really need to look very much further

I don't wanna have to go where you don't follow I'm holding back again this passion inside. I can't run from myself. There's nowhere to hide your love. I remember forever. But don't make me cry. I'm the one from the dark. I don't want to hurt anymore.

Stay in my arms if you dare. I must stay and imagine you there. Don't walk away from me. I have nothing, nothing, nothing Don't bring me down One more time I don't wanna hurt anymore Stay in my arms

If you die From the star you're imagining Don't walk away from me Don't walk away from me Don't you dare walk away from me I have nothing, nothing, nothing If I don't have you You

If I don't have you Oh I don't have you. It's the queen of birthday banger. She's never lost. She has never lost this feature in any of the times that she has come up. That's Whitney Houston and If I Don't Have You. Just makes me happy. From 1993.

Unbelievably took out Maroon 5's One More Night. I mean, you wouldn't have read about it, but this time Whitney just got up. Right. Just got up on the Maroon 5 boys, but, you know. If it was She Will Be Loved. I mean, then look out. Different story. I mean, also your favourite song.

No, no, not Moves Like Jagger. Moves Like Jagger. I hate Moves Like Jagger. Would have taken it out. No, no. If I go to one more No, no, not Moves Like Jagger. I hate Moves Like Jagger. Would have taken it out. No, if I go to one more wedding and the DJ plays Moves Like Jagger, I quit. Hey, you wouldn't believe it, but next up, Moves Like Jagger.

Maroon 5. Bree and Clint. Look, I don't want to get too serious on this show. It's not what we generally do, but this is big, man. Sometimes you have to get serious, though. That's life. And sometimes you've got to back yourself and go, no. Okay, no. We deserve better than this.

And in this situation, we do. Last week, Bree bought the story of a comedian who has gone and made their own This Candle Smells Like My Bum. He's ripped off our candle, which was called This Smells Like My Bum. Well, you came up with that idea a year ago, mate. That's the candle that we ripped off from Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, how dare you rip off our rip off. Exactly right. And that got me angry.

That got me angry. But then I found out that his candle was for charity. And so, you know. We let it go. I mean, I had the lawyers. I had the ZM lawyers ready to go. But they said, you know, they would be in bad taste. And I agreed.

Get the lawyers back on the phone, Brie. Because it's time to go to court and take down a man called Simi Salapa. Never heard of him. His stage name is Hooligan Heffs. Hooligan Heffs, okay. And he is an Australian hip-hop artist from West Sydney. Right. I just want to flash you back to the beginning of 2019

when you and I, Ivory released our debut single. Under the stage name of the Hot Mess Express, we took the EDM scene by storm when we dropped the hit single, Sender. Let me see you, Sender. I mean, was it the biggest hit of 2019 in New Zealand? Maybe. Maybe.

We haven't seen all the exact statistics, but it was up there. The important bit about this is it's an original. Absolutely. The beat is an original. We collabed with Kings. The lyrics, original. We came up with those lyrics. We wrote those lyrics in five minutes.

I mean, we've already had problems with this. Obviously, it's a great song. Steve Aoki released another song after ours called Send It. He tried to steal it. This morning. Has someone else done it? A friend of mine who lives in Australia was listening to Triple J. Oh, I'm about to blow my top. And he said, bro, there's some guy

who sounds like Stormzy on Triple J who's ripped off Send It. This here. Stop. Is Hooligan Hef's song which came out last week and it's called Send It. Have a listen. I slide through all that smoke, never above, never below.

I slide through all that smoke, send it. Oh, no. Tell me, tell me that is not a rip-off of the Hot Mess Express sender. Tell me that Hooligan Heft hasn't jacked our entire idea and come out with senders. Oh, listen to him. It's not even as good as ours. I'm ropeable. And I'm not even joking.

I know we're on radio right now. Yeah. But that was our debut single. Yeah. We put a lot of hard time and effort. I mean, mostly Kings, but us a little bit as well. So what do we do about it? We sue him.

We sue him? Yep. Sue the pants off him. Oh, no, I want to sue him. I've never sued anyone before. Why not 2020? Actually, let's check this out. Let's see what this guy's dealing with.

I'm going to go to Hooligan Hef's Instagram. Yeah, how many followers does he have? Because if he's sitting on three milli, then we've got to go on big. We've got to get our lawsuit proportional, right? Yep, totally. We've got to go for, you know, at least get our lawsuit proportional, right? Yep, totally. We've got to go for at least three mil compensation.

Okay, hooliganhefs on Instagram. Can you find him? My fingers are so numb right now. Do you reckon he ever thought sitting over in Aussie that we would find out? He thinks we're dumb Kiwis and we'd never figure it out. Well, guess what? One of us is Australian. Yeah, and we've got connections.

Yeah, some of us are Australian. You didn't think about that, Hooligan Hefts. If this guy's famous AF, we're going hundy. Okay. We're going to take Hooligan Hefts down. No, I'm serious. I'm actually going to sue him. Take him to the cleanest.

Hooligan Hefts has 1,400 Instagram followers. He probably needs this song. Man, you should have just asked. Yeah, why didn't he? Should we get in touch with him? We would have collabed with you. Should we get in touch with him? We would have collabed with you. Should we get in touch with him and just say, look, if you want our song next time, just text us.

Just credit us, bro. Just ask. Just tag us. Bree and Clint. Come on, guys. Zed and Bree and Clint, Joel, Corey and Emini K. Look, we're... Nah, I'm over it.

Nah, we're angry. Nah, I'm not happy. We just revealed on here that Australian artist Hooligan Hefts has ripped off our song Send It. For those who aren't familiar with our song, came out beginning of 2019. Sounds like this. What a beat.

What a beat. Produced by Kings. What a drop. What a tagline. It's great. Hooligan Hefts last week Released on his YouTube This song Also called Sender Straight away

Straight away I was like Sue We gotta sue Lot of similarities there And then I thought Hang on This guy's

A small fish Maybe we shouldn't Take it out on him He's only got A thousand Instagram followers Yeah but I know I've never sued anyone before. I really want to sue someone.

Turns out I was on a fan page. Producer Anastasia comes up to us during that song and she goes, Oi, I love Hurligan Heffs. You're telling us he's a big deal? Yeah, he's awesome. Apparently he didn't get into, like, he was coming to R&B last year, but he didn't get let in. Big deal with the kids, is he?

He's great for a running fan. Oh, he's in R&B, is he? Also turning up at a party, yeah. I found his real page. He's got 220,000 Instagram followers. He's a big deal. Big deal. He's a big deal.

This song could blow up. What if it blows up and it makes him a lot of money? So here's where I go. What's the best course of action? He obviously has more... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got more followers than us.

Yeah. Do we let the song get big first and then we sue him then we go in proportionally for a cut and by a proportion I mean 100%

yeah or do we go in now and be like bruh come on man do we lure him onto our show where he's none the wiser

yeah and then just confront him about it or do we encourage everybody listening to go to at hooligan heffs on Instagram and comment on his post, did you steal this from the Hot Mess Express?

I don't know what the right course of action is. I don't know. I don't know. Is the right thing to go on his page and start tagging us and going, Brianne Clint made this song first. I don't know what the right course of action is. I mean, if we sue him, do we get a jury? Because I really want to do that whole thing because it looks real, like, you know.

Oh, where we speak to the jury? Yeah. Mate, if we're suing him, we're getting a real lawyer, okay? You're not doing it. You're not going on. Okay, fine. You're not spearheading the case. Hey, fine.

I took a few courses at uni, but whatever. I want to talk about a guy from Aussie for a second. He is being called the most prolific sperm donor in Australia. He's painted the town white. Yeah, they're saying that... Sorry, that's too far, that's too far. Yeah, that was off. That was off.

And it's not... But yeah, okay, moving on. He's fathered 23 kids in one year through his donations for people who were asking for it, obviously, so that they can have a baby. His name is Alan Fan. He's a 40-year-old from Brisbane. And he's been providing his product both privately and through registered clinics in order to help people out wanting to become parents. Good. I know there's a shortage of that kind of thing

and the world needs more people who are willing to step up and be a donor. I couldn't do it. I don't think I could do it. I wouldn't like the idea that there was a child of mine out there that I didn't know. But if he can do it, then good on him. Well, that's where the law comes in. Right. Because he's actually breaking the law.

How? So under Victorian law, up to 10 women, including the donor's partner, can have children from the same donor. In some rural facility clinics in other states, the limit is actually cut to five families for each donor. In a year or in a lifetime? I think it's in a lifetime. Wow. And it's due to the potential for meeting related families and future contact with the donor.

Accidental inbreeding? Well, I don't know. Is that what it is? Potentially, maybe, yeah. Because, I mean, if you just keep, you know, fathering all these kids. In a place like Brisbane, you're probably safer than, say, if you had 26 kids to 26 different women in one year and somewhere like, oh, I don't know, Oamaru.

Yeah. I mean, it's probably the likelihood is probably quite good in Oamaru. But not zero, right? But not zero. Yeah. Okay. But there you go. Very interesting.

But, like, he's a really interesting guy because he said after he thought he couldn't have kids, he made the decision that, yeah, he was going to help as many people as he could. And, boy, is he helping as many people as he can. And he went 23 different families, to be exact. Sounds exhausting. It does. Bree and Clint. We are live from the shores of Lake Wakatipu in Queenstown right now.

It's very interesting. Obviously, we're the leading show for maritime news, so it's good to get out here and see, you know. The Mara. The Mara and some of the boats and the ships, just because we cover it so often. We're in our goddamn element, and we came here on a plane. Yeah, exactly, which brings me to the aviation show this afternoon.

Oh, you titillated my seafaring senses for a second. I thought we were going to go maritime. No, I did that on purpose. But this is quite interesting because it's probably the raunchiest aviation news we've had. I'm listening. So there's news out of the UK about a British Airways stewardess who has pretty much created a niche market where she is offering her services. Oh, my God.

And particular types of experiences on the plane and off the plane. Holy moly. Which, I mean, I don't know if British Airways are aware, but she's posting on certain websites. And apparently business is booming. Well, you know what? There's a pandemic on. I know the aviation industry is doing it tough.

Maybe it's time to diversify. And if you've got to go get her like this woman on board, maybe it's time to start investing in your people. Set her up. Pay her OnlyFans fees. That could actually be maybe exactly why she's doing it. Right. Because maybe she hasn't had work for the last year.

Talk to me in the most family-friendly way possible about the services one could get on board. She offers that if you've ever had, you know, dreams of doing, you know, how would I say, entering, you know, how would I say, entering, you know, that special club. Oh, the one that's about a mile up in the air? It's about a mile high in the air. And, you know, she says she can help.

Oh, she can gain you access. She can get your special membership. She actually, yeah, can gain you a full-time membership. Can I ask, how do you know that she, like, as a passenger, and I sound way too interested, but if you were a passenger and you were wanting to take her up on this offer, it's not in the menu, is it? So how do you know that she is facilitating? I don't think it's on the menu.

I don't think that she comes over halfway through the flight. Very shortly, the crew will be walking through the cabin, handing out themselves. If you would like to pick which crew member you would like, please just let us know on the cue cards. No one has chosen Peter in quite a long time. Please don't make it awkward. Peter in the background. God damn it! Peter's like, 50% off! We're having a fire

sale! He's like, where's the exits? I'm out of here. Well, Peter, if you don't know where the exits are, maybe that's why you're not getting chosen for any of these services. Yeah, that's probably a good reason. Bloody Peter. Right, yeah. Like you said, you don't know where the exits are, maybe that's why you're not getting chosen for any of these services. Yeah, that's probably a good reason. Bloody Peter. Right, yeah. Like you said, I don't know if BA are across this,

but maybe they should be. Maybe it's time. Maybe there's a business. Or maybe you and I have just never been able to afford first class. Very good point. Yeah. Very good point. Maybe that's how the whole system works.

I don't know. Reading, freeing Clint. The podcast whole system works. I don't know.