ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 3rd 2020

Episode Date: November 3, 2020

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Hi everybody, this is, in this podcast today Arrrr, there's a bit of swearing Yeah, some swearing, some grim pirate stuff It's beginning to look a lot Talking about boobies Some boobies, some pirates, some Rita Ora gags too Thanks mate, yeah Enjoy it!

Captain's Log, November 2nd, 2020 Shit myself again Oh, November 3rd, right. That's so funny. Can you give us an R, my hearty? R, my hearty, shit myself again. That's not good. I got it on my big leg.

I'm going to walk the plank just to rinse myself off. I'm going to... Oh, no. Tried to wipe myself with my hook. Tore my arsehole open. Blood on my eyesies. That's why they call me Captain Big Butthole. I need an eye patch for me brown eye. Blood on the high seas. That's why they call me Captain Big Butthole. No!

I need an eye patch for me brown eye. Someone come and plug me up. I've wondered me own depths. Yo ho ho in a big bum hole. This is all my fault. I never should have started it. Does rough work as a disinfectant? Asking for me arsehole.

Me arsehole. Me arsehole. Oh, me arsehole. Anyway, that was Anastasia's fault there. Good one, Anastasia. We're so far out in the ocean. Let's just go see the dolphin. No, the dolphin's not here yet, baby.

Can't save you. How sad is our replica Christmas tree that we've got in the ZM studio now? It's so sad. I didn't even notice it. I've been here all day and I've never seen it. Probably because it's November. It's a plastic fiddle leaf fig from Kmart that has tinsel just basically thrown at it. It's beautiful.

I like it. You like it? I love it. Congratulations, you've won it. You can take it home. It's beautiful. I like it. You like it? I love it. Congratulations, you've won it. You can take it home. It is yours. I don't have a Christmas tree. Nor do I have an indoor plant. Nor do I have tinsel. Who started their Christmas shopping?

I've thought about it. Haven't started it. Have you got good ideas? Do you want me to lend you some of my ideas? Does your partner still listen to the podcast, Bree? Yeah. Sometimes. Should we discuss your Christmas present ideas for her?

No, no, no, no. It's beginning to look a lot like Actually, I'm going to just tell her not to listen to the podcast. Yeah, that's smart. Nothing would make me listen to the podcast more. Yeah, true. I wouldn't want to listen to it. Yeah, and to be honest, she can't be trusted. Hey, babe, just make me listen to the podcast more yeah true i would want to yeah and to be honest she can't be trusted hey babe just uh don't listen to the podcast hey no reason no reason at all why oh i did some horrific pirate gear

what podcast did she mention the other day oh she goes i listened to the podcast the other day she's like there was some weird as fuck Rita Ora shit on there. Oh, that was our podcast. I still think about that podcast. I was thinking about it this morning. Hello, it's me, Rita. Rita, why couldn't you keep it? What the fuck, Rita?

Couldn't you keep it in your pants for one week, Rita? Bloody, bloody, inconsiderate bitch. We just needed him to print the fucking CD, Rita. What? You on hate, Rita? You on fucking hate? Don't talk about Rita like that. I really like her music.

I do like Rita. Yeah. Poor Rita. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. No. Where's Elvis? You know the age game? Michael Bublé?

Michael Bublé. We're going to do two rounds. Michael Bublé age, and then we're going to do Michael Bublé net worth. Height. Michael Bublé age. Place your bets. I'm going to go 43. 57.

Damn it, it's so high. Why would I say that? 48. 48. Anastasia? 38. Damn it. Are you on crack?

Are you on myth? What? 38. Ben said 57. Wait, didn't you say 37? Are you on myth? 38 Ben said 57 They're both taking drugs No I said 47 Michael Poo plays 45 you win Yes 57

I normally go closest to Breeze And I thought you said 37 So I normally just go one closest to you. Wait, does that mean you think I'm good at it? Oh, the truth comes out. Okay, Michael Bublé net worth, place your bets. I'm going to say

because I know, are we fanning Adele's net worth on the show today? Wait, was that age? Yeah. Were you doing net worth? Were you doing net worth? Were you doing net worth? Yeah. Right. I'll say 50 million for boobs.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, shit. I don't really understand how net worth works. The amount of money you have. 67 million. Oh, 65. 65. Stop copying me.

I don't know, mate. You just revealed you always copy me. Just, you know, he peeps on Christmas. So what have we got? 65, 50, know, mate. You just revealed you always copy me. Just, you know, he peeps on Christmas. So what have we got? 65, 50, 30, 67. Michael Bublé has $60 million. Three again. Yes!

I know my boobs. Three out of three. What's his height? A lot of people know your boobs. No, excuse you. Yeah, well. Excuse you. No, they don't.

Two thirds of the sporting population of Brisbane know your boobs. Excuse you. Excuse you, no they don't Two thirds of the sporting population of Brisbane know your boobs Excuse you Excuse you You played competitive sport to any high level in the 2005 to 2015 window That's a claim What? What's a claim? Let that music keep going mate Oh sorry

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas What's everyone's favourite size boobs? Bees. No. Okay, sorry, what's your favourite size boobs for me? Was that the actual question? Yeah. No, think about it.

Triple Ds. Is that a thing? I don't know. I don't know what the right answer is here. I think it only goes to double Ds and then it goes into an E. A, B, C, D. Oh, yeah. Well, maybe it does. Why don't know what the right answer is here. I think it only goes to double Ds and then it goes into an E. A, B, C, D. Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe it does.

Why don't they do double Bs? They do. They do. Oh. I think they do double all of them. Then double Bs. Yeah, double As. Oh, yeah.

Those are batteries. Yeah. Double A battery. What's everyone's favourite battery? Triple A. Double A. No, triple A. Double A.

Double A's got everything. I like the big ones that go into the big torches. The dolphin torch. Oh, what is that? That's a nine, no, nine volt? Nine volt? Yeah, nine volt gets me going. Yeah, right.

I don't like car batteries though. They let me down too much. Oh, I hate car batteries. What do you do with a car battery once it's... Yeah, what do you do? Well, the AA man always takes it away. Yeah, chuck it in the wheelie bin. Yeah, I reckon they're making money off those.

Yeah, I reckon they're doing it. Yeah, what are they doing with them? Charging for them. They're on the ground, they can't away. Yeah, chuck it in the wheelie bin. I reckon they're making money off those. Yeah, I reckon they're doing it. What are they doing with them? Charging for them. Oh, that's true. That is very true. They're probably selling them on. How much is a standard car battery to replace? $250.

Running about $100? $250! When the AA guy comes, it's like, last time it was like $180 for me. Yeah, but you're paying for them to come to your car. Yeah. I think they're about $100, $120, aren't they? Depending on your car. Yeah, probably.

I also went off the amount that I had to do for the Venute. Oh, yeah. That's a special vehicle. Well, the bus is... We didn't even have to pay for that sort of stuff. It's a good place to wrap things up, I think. It really died in the ass, that chat. What a journey of a podcast

I saw it going off the rails as soon as we Began battery chat to be honest To be honest I saw it as soon as we started to be Fucked up pirates Do we need a little thing at the front just because of all the swearing What do you mean the fucking swearing Hi everybody This is in this podcast today

Arrrr there's a bit of swearing. Yeah, some swearing, some grim pirate stuff. It's beginning to look a lot. Talking about boobies. Some boobies, some pirates, some Rita Ora gags too. Thanks, mate. Enjoy it. Put that at the front.

Oh, I still got a tad asshole. But don't take it out of here as well. No, no, I never do it. Don't remove it from here. You know. My asshole. All right. It's beginning to look a lot like...

Have a great podcast, everybody. Everywhere I go. I don't know the words. Take a look at the five and ten. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Hello everyone, happy Tuesday. Tuesday, oh yeah, we're only at Tuesday.

Yeah, it's a full week this week. Do you ever, I've got this weird feeling at the moment, do you ever have a piece of jewellery that you wear all the time and when you're not wearing it, you feel weird? I don't wear all that much jewellery, but my earrings. Your earrings, yeah. I haven't got my wedding ring on today and I keep going to touch my

ring finger where it should be and it's not there and I keep freaking out. Why don't you have it on? Oh, nothing weird. I had a date. I mean, I went for a run. No, I went for a run. No, I went for a run. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You take your wedding ring off to go running? Yeah, because it's my dad's wedding ring.

He gave it to me to use. And it's a bit too big for me. Wait, you and your dad got married? Yeah, right. The story gets weirder and weirder. How did he propose? Hand me down ring. For family dinner?

It doesn't fit me. Well, you can get it resized. Yeah, but I'm planning on getting quite fat later in life, and I want it to still be able to fit. And get it resized again. Can you get them made bigger? I think so, yeah. They just add a bit of extra gold in or whatever.

Can you keep the bit of gold that they cut out and get it added back in later? That's a good question. Yeah. I'm assuming so. Maybe you can use it as a filling. Yeah, that'd be nice. I get a Kanye-style grill.

Yeah, that'd be sick. Get a Kesha gold tooth. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, I feel weird. I know where it is. This is good. I know where the ring is. It's not on my finger.

Yeah, but where is it? It's at home in my wife's jewellery box. Oh, so that's where you put it so you know it's safe. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, at least you know where it is. Yeah. I never understood the people that put it on the kitchen windowsill.

Oh, because they're doing the dishes. I know, but why are you putting it there? No wonder you're going to get it lost. No one's ever lost their wedding ring permanently. It always comes back. Oh, does it? Eventually, yeah. What about that time, that story where that woman lost the wedding ring in her

garden and then it was like three years later, a carrot grew and the ring was around it. And she found it. The carrot proposed to her. Today on the show, we have the COVID rain check coming up at 5 o'clock. Your chance to get some cash for something that COVID cost you. Plus, we're playing, now

what do we call it? That's the way the cookie time Christmas cookie crumbles. I just let you take that or else it was going to get messy. Yeah, just before four o'clock for a $250 Zoe and Morgan. Speaking of Julie, Zoe and Morgan voucher. Yeah, so that's going to be awesome. That's just before four. Before that, I need your guys' help right now.

If you're listening, I need someone to call that has a dog with them that can bark on cue. Okay. Because there's an invention and I really want to test it out on air with someone's dog that can bark on cue. Next, Clint, we're going to communicate with a dog. Okay, dog people, 0800 dial ZM. If you've got a dog that can bark on cue, call now.

This is 24K Golden in mood. Bree and Clint. Are you always in? Bree and Clint. This is super exciting and stick around because we're about to communicate with a dog live on air, Clint. Oh, my God. Pretty crazy.

There's this company called Clever Pet, which was founded back in 2014. And essentially they built this gaming system for pets where if you've seen, you've probably seen it online, where it's a series of buttons. I've seen it on TikTok. Yeah, where they teach the dogs to press certain buttons when they need certain things. Yeah. And it's making news at the moment because apparently they're flying off the shelves because a lot more people are wanting to communicate with their pets. Why wouldn't you?

I know, right? If you can. If your pet's smart enough. It'd be awesome. It'd be awesome to communicate with your pet. Get it if you buy this talking pet system. Why are you still biting me? What do you want?

Get it if you buy your pet this talking system and you realise they're just dumb. Yeah. Anyway, I had a look into the prices of this thing and they range between 30 to over 300 depending on you know uh if you want the tester kit or how many buttons you get and all that kind of stuff um but i thought we could give it a go this afternoon and i know obviously with this system you need to be there in person with the pet and they press the button and the buttons do the talking. Yeah.

What people don't know is that I've developed my own app. Have you? Yeah. So I've developed my own app where essentially if the dog can bark on command, I've got a translator app that I've been working on behind the scenes. So Producer Ben, do you want to just bring in the adaption device just so we can plug this? Also known as a dongle.

Also known as an iPhone dongle. Jesus, where did you rip that out of? It's got cords. It feels like it's been pulled out of the back of the mainframe or something. Hey, this is high-tech. Okay, turn that volume up. Okay, turn the volume up.

Who have we got on the phone? Jaden's here. Hi, Jaden. Hi, Jaden. Hey, how's it going? Owner of a dog who can bark on command, yes? Yeah, yeah, he responds to who's that. Okay, cool.

Jaden, what we want to do this afternoon is I want to get, what's your dog's name? Harley. Harley? Yeah. Okay, perfect. So I want, when we're ready, I want you to get Harley to bark on command. And this app, it's going to go through the app, through our system,

and it's going to translate what your dog is saying. This is exciting, Harley. You're finally going to hear what you're, oh, not Harley, Jaden, going to finally find out what Harley's on about. All right. When you're ready, Jaden, go. All right. Who's that?

Who's that? Who's that? Was that clear enough? Perfect. You've got it? Yeah, the app has picked it up, and now we're going to translate exactly what Harley said. Are we ready?

My owner only gets the cheek treats. Stingy bastard. Oh. Jaden, that's a bit awkward. Yeah, it is a bit awkward. Let's go again. Try them again. Try them again. Try them again.

See if he's got anything else to say, Jaden. Okay. Oh, there's a nice clear signal. Perfect. Did you get that one? I think we have got that one. It's just calibrating. And here we go.

This is what Harley just said. Stop rubbing my belly. It's really degrading. Oh, awkward. Right. Yeah. Jaden, maybe one more time. Let's see if Harley has anything else he wants to get across.

Right, you got that? Okay, quite a long one. Quite a long one. Okay, yep, it's calibrating. Here it is. This is the last thing Jaden's dog. We've just put it through the dog translator app. Here it is. It was me who pooped under the bed

multiple times and that one time I pooped on your pillow. Yeah, right. Might leave it there, Jaden. To be honest, Jaden, I'd be concerned if it was anyone other than the dog, to be honest. He's definitely going to dog box night out. Free and Clint. other than the dog, to be honest. That's right. He's definitely going in the dog box tonight. COVID has ruined a lot of things.

We know that. It very nearly ruined our Friday Oki live tour, but it didn't. We're back home. It's not holding us down. Yeah, New Zealand, we're on recovery. Well, cautious recovery. Let's get ahead of ourselves.

We've still got to scan in wherever we go. If you jinx us. I'm not jinxing us. No, you've said it. Now touch wood. No, I don't have any wood. Oh, don't touch yourself there. Someone get the hand sanitiser.

That's not appropriate. Someone get the hand sanitiser. That's not appropriate. It's three o'clock. COVID threatened to kill something that you and I love very much actually, Brie. What was it?

And I'm glad to say that this thing is back. It's bounced back. The thing that has recovered from COVID in New Zealand at least is the buffet. Is it back? The Restaurant Association of New Zealand has conducted a survey

of 16 buffet operators in 10 hotels and found that 80% of buffets in New Zealand have returned to normal pre-COVID settings. Because I'm pretty sure in Australia, they're cut, they're gone forever. They banned the buffet. Just another reason it makes New Zealand a better place to live.

The exceptions to this, obviously 80% are back. The exceptions are hotels that have turned into COVID hotels. Oh, yeah. Because you can't- They're not putting on a buffet there, are they? No, you can't really have a buffet in managed isolation. No. I mean, it would make-

Oh, you could. It would make managed isolation a lot better. Yeah. But you'd have to get your food in a hazmat suit. I've seen what people are getting in isolation, and they pretty much get a buffet, the amount of food that they get. Oh, it depends where you go. Yeah, that's true.

I think some are better than others. The official line from the Restaurant Association of New Zealand on buffets, and this is their official position, buffets are a great way to try a different variety of foods, and they can be a really fun way to eat, which I think is spot on. Whoever wrote that press release. I think straight... Spot on. Whoever wrote that press release. I think, you know, straight to the point.

Says it how it is. Now, let's go to Denny's to celebrate. Everyone. Denny's is not a buffet. Oh. Denny's is a la carte. Tell how much I've been to Denny's. Valentine's, on the other hand.

Woo! Brian Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Well, does everybody remember that iconic moment in, I think it was 2011, when the National Party used an Eminem song in their election ad without permission from Eminem? I mean, not according to them, they used Eminem-esque. They thought it wouldn't get back to one of the greatest rappers of all

time, and it did. In their opinion, it sounded nothing like Eminem's Lose Yourself, but you be the judge. Nobody said it would be easy. But through your hard work and the National Party's economic management, New Zealand is heading in the right direction. Wait, but does it hit?

Right now, our economy is growing faster than Australia and 28 other OECD countries. That's lose yourself. That's lose yourself. Anyway, they got sued by Eminem and lost. Eminem was right. He said, you can't do that.

You can't just use my song. Well, Eminem has come out and allowed Joe Biden to use lose yourself for free. The US election is tomorrow and Joe Biden has just released his new campaign commercial which features this Eminem song right here. So he didn't pay... Nah.

Joe Biden didn't pay anything for it. Nah, M's like, go for it, man. Use it. Joe Biden said... We've got one shot. Yeah, he said said we have one shot one opportunity to save this country

one moment don't miss the chance vote and if it wins like if what if it wins if Joe wins this will be his

walkout song when he just like comes into rooms and stuff yeah yeah like when he turns up here like at the Beehive

yeah when he comes into Parliament they just play this. Yeah, right. And here he comes. Joe Biden. I was going to say Slim Shady Vice President, but yeah, what you said works too. That's the latest.

It's brought to you by Whitecliffe College. You can study art, design, fashion and technology with Whitecliffe. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. Oh no. ZM, Bree and Clint. You will know. Because of TikTok. That's why we're playing with Mac. Don't you know.

We're getting really in the mood too. We're doing full 70s radio in here. I'm smoking. Bree's actually legally not allowed to be working here. No. Yeah. I'm taking a lot of ecstasy. She's not getting paid.

Yeah. Because it's the 70s. Did they have ecstasy in the 70s? I think so. I thought that a lot of ecstasy. She's not getting paid. Yeah. Because it's the 70s. Did they have ecstasy in the 70s? I think so. Did they? I thought that was more of a 90s thing. Was it? Wasn't the 70s just mostly weed and...

Yeah, what drugs did they do in the 70s? Oh, acid. Weed and LSD, I think. Yeah, acid. Is that LSD? I don't know. I don't know. What food did Prince William cook

to impress Kate Middleton on their first date? Can I guess? No, you're not allowed to guess. Shut up. Radio Lacks of Christ. Spaghetti bolognese. Whoa, no way. That's amazing.

She has revealed the meal that he cooked when they were both at university. Who would have guessed that? Yeah, you ruined it, okay? You ruined my clickbait radio bit. I thought you were a professional. Bad choice? Yeah, you ruined it, okay? You ruined my clickbait radio bit. I thought you were a professional. Bad choice. Yeah, bad choice.

She's revealed to Mary Berry, National Treasure, host of Great British Bake Off. Yes. Icon. And she said that that was his flex meal. He was like, yeah, I'm going to cook for you. He must be good at cooking spaghetti bowl. Yeah, he's got that. When I say bad choice, bad choice for a first date.

Yeah, too messy, eh? Yeah. And very like... Yeah. But I mean, it must have worked. It must have worked. It must have. Either that or she revealed that he's the future king of England

and no matter what he cooked, he was going to be fine on his first date. Maybe. Did he actually cook? Yeah, he cooked at university. Were you there? No, but she said he cooked. Mary Berry asked Kate if William cooks much now, and he doesn't.

Oh, I'm shocked. She said that Prince William is very good at breakfast, which is what... That is a classic dad meal. It's not a dad meal. I love when my dad cooks breakfast. He's so good at it. That's what women say when they don't want to insult their partner.

Like, oh, he's good at breakfast. That's what Lucy would say about me. That means we don't allow him to try anything else. Yeah. He can fry an egg and he can fry bacon. And some toast. And he can cook toast. And nine out of ten times he doesn't burn it.

Yeah. That's it. And she said she does most of the cooking. Anyway, back to their first date. Spagbo is a risky choice on a first date because it's messy and it's noisy. And especially if you're cooking it yourself. I mean, there's a lot of things that can go wrong with spaghetti bol. Is there anything you avoid on first dates?

Anything garlicky. Like garlic bread is my favorite thing in the whole world, but I avoid it for at least the first couple of months on dates. You'd be staring clear of dairy as well, wouldn't you? Yeah, dairy is a no-go for me. And also anything spicy. Yeah, anything spicy as well. Yeah. What about you? Anything. I'm not a particularly like, good's not the word, but I don't have great mastering

of my knife and fork. Oh yeah, I've seen you hold a knife and fork. It gives me anxiety. However, chopsticks, I'm a master of chopsticks. No, chopsticks I avoid on the first date. Japanese food. Because I look stupid. I like to do it because it makes me look impressive.

Yeah, but what if you're having an off night on the chopsticks? Well, I'm never going on a first date again, so it doesn't really matter. Yeah, that's true. You know my dad can't use chopsticks. That doesn't surprise me one on a first date again so it doesn't really matter. Yeah, that's true. You know my dad can't use chopsticks. That doesn't surprise me one bit. I don't think he ever will. Your dad, to me...

He's a fork and a knife kind of man. He's a stick, a fork and a piece of sushi kind of guy. Yeah. If I know Big Steve. It's the one thing

I can think of that my dad can't do. Yeah. My dad is a... That's the only thing. What about a backflip? Well, I haven't asked him. So you never know.

I mean, he got two knee replacements last year, so he might be able to now. Let's put a list together, and this is helpful for anyone who's about to go on a first date, okay? A list of foods to avoid on first dates. And maybe you've had some horror stories about first dates. Certain foods. And certain foods.

Yeah. And we'd love to hear them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just some warning signs, some certain foods. Yeah. And we'd love to hear them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just some warning signs, some warning stories. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What's the food that you avoid at all costs on a first date or in any of the early parts of a relationship?

Brie and Clint. The future king of England, Prince William, cooked a spag bol for his now wife on their first dates. The Royal Spag Bol. Do you agree with me? I reckon he wouldn't make a very flavoursome spag bol. I don't know. Some people can whip out a pretty good one.

What's the key to a good spag bol? I can't do that. Why? Because I'm giving away my nunner's secrets. Oh yeah, feed the farno though, come on. It's garlic. Surely it's garlic. No, the key is using a mix of beef and also pork mince.

Is that it? That's the key. You've got to use both. And that's all I'm saying. That's all we'll get out of you. And we're asking for risky first date foods because spag bol's right up there as a risky first date food. Definitely. Especially if you're wearing your nice white shirt. And I imagine he was wearing his Ralph Lauren... Button up.

Yeah, button up shirt. And he got spaghetti sauce on it. So I've asked you what's risky. We're going to run through a couple of these. You tell me if you agree. Okay. Garlic naan is a risky first date. That's so risky.

But so yum. I love garlic naan. Actually, anything with garlic is coming through a lot. Anything with garlic is a no. Yeah. Someone's texted through and they said, I never understood the garlic thing. Have you ever actually been kissing someone and thought,

mm, bit garlicky? Yes, I have. Have you? Yeah. I've never smelt someone's breath and gone, oh, poo, garlic. Could have been mine. No, I haven't.

I'm saying I've never smelt someone's breath. No, I'm saying like when I was kissing someone and thought, mm, garlicky. Were you kissing yourself again? You know I love it. Were you doing the Dolly magazine practice your pash on the wall of the shower, Mo? Well, I'm a great kisser, so who wouldn't want to?

Someone said avoid eating sausage on a first date. Come on. Depends what you're into. Sometimes it's good. Someone said noodles. Oh, yeah, standard. Noodles are all right. Noodles said noodles. Oh, yeah, standard. Noodles are all right. Noodles are fine.

No, noodles is in the same category as bag bowl. Slurpy, yeah, right. Very slurpy. Someone said tacos. What if it's Taco Tuesday, though? Cheap tacos. Then you get a pass card. Someone said hard tacos, actually.

Hard tacos can be tricky. Yeah. Very audible. You want to go a soft. There's no dainty way to eat a hard taco, is there? Nah, it's really hard to get your mouth around it, you know, where you have to put your head on the side. Yeah.

Hi, Catherine. How are you? Hi. What's the food that you avoid at all costs on the first date? Oh, my God. So it's probably fine for most people, but I realised I'd developed a really bad dairy allergy on my first date with my now husband.

Oh, no. Bad time to realise you've got a dairy allergy. So I was drinking with him and a couple of my flatmates and all was well. And then all of a sudden, middle of the night, I keep rushing to the toilet. And I was like, oh, I've probably got a bit of a bad tummy. It was almost like this. And, yeah, I ended up completely passing out on the toilet,

self-paced, on the ground, pants by ankle. No. That bad? Yeah. What did you eat? A whole wheel of Gouda? What did you eat? Yeah.

A whole pizza. A whole pizza. Yes. What a time for your body to tell you that dairy is no longer its thing. Like, that's just not. Yeah, that's cruel. It is cruel. It was pretty horrible.

So, yeah, the ambulance came and I had to awkwardly tell him, like, hey, you know, let yourself out. What did you tell him? An ambulance came because you were pooing so hard on your first date. What did you tell him? Nothing. I just said, hey, I'm not feeling well. I'm going to the hospital. Don't let yourself out.

Never thought I'd see him again. But here we are, married. There you go. That's true love. Can you imagine Catherine coming out and going, so, look, I really you're going to have to go home and shit myself. Oh my gosh. I'd love to see you again,

but the ball is totally in your court. I've got to go right now. Bad timing for me. Great call, Catherine. Thank you very much. Thanks, Catherine. Well, this is going to be interesting this next four minutes. Clint, trust me. There's a tech firm in China that is copying a bit of backlash at the moment

because they're defending photos that have come from the company saying that they've introduced timers in the toilets. So timed toilet breaks for their employees. Right. You can only go to the loo for so long. Yes. Now, there's quite a few photos circulating of this company, but they've denied that the clocks are designed

to monitor the length of toilet breaks. They're saying that they've been implemented as a part of a plan to tackle the toilet shortage. Right. In the building, but... Put in more toilets. Well, they're saying, oh, the building's real complicated and we can't, but it's all very up in the air. People don't know what to believe

at the moment. How long are they giving their employees for a toilet break? Well, there's no concrete statistics, but I've done some research and there's one rumor flying around that it's one minute for a number one and three minutes for a number two. How do they know which one you're doing? Well, that's a good question. Are there cameras in the bowl? They monitor that as well. I thought this afternoon I'd love to put this to the test

and see, you know, if this would actually work. What? One minute toilet break. Oh, right. What? Put the timers in our toilets. Okay, yeah, we can do that so long as we're doing the number one. Yeah, the number

ones. So I thought what we could do is I'm just going to get myself ready here. We're going to go with the one minute. You've got a one minute timer. I'm just going to take my top that's around my waist because I mean that's extra time that I can't waste. So I'm going to to take my top that's around my waist because, I mean, that's extra time that I can't waste.

So I'm going to go from the studio all the way out to the toilets that are in the foyer. It's about a 100-metre walk to the toilets from here. Ish, yeah. Ish. And go to the toilet. Okay. And then make my way back to the studio within one minute. Are you going to actually go to the toilet

or are you going to simulate going to the toilet? Well, I have been holding number ones for the last two hours, so. Is this grim or exciting? Anyway, all right, are you ready to actually go to the toilet or are you going to simulate going to the toilet? Well, I have been holding number ones for the last two hours, so. Is this grim or exciting? Anyway, all right, are you ready to go? I can put that on mute. I can put that on mute. It's fine. You hit mute when you do that bit.

So I need to cross over onto our portable device? Yep. All right. Come in, Bree. Bree. Come in, Bree. Come in, Bree. Come in, Bree. No, we cannot hear you at all.

Can you hear me now? There we go. We can hear you. Okay, perfect. All right. Your time starts in three... Okay, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I need to get myself in the... Okay. All right, I'm ready. Your time... And how long have you got for this? 60 seconds. One minute. To go to the toilet and get back to your microphone.

That's correct. Okay, your time starts in three, two, one, go. Okay, I'm off. I'm running.

I'm going to the reception. People are looking at me funny. I'm passing the head studio. Be careful, okay? Okay, I'm making my way into the female bathrooms, okay?

I'm into the toilet typical now. Very hard to hold the phone and get my pants undone. I'm just putting way into the female bathrooms, okay? I'm into the time of typical now. All right. Very hard to hold the phone and get my pants undone. I'm just putting you down for a second. Is there anybody? You don't need to hold the phone. You're on earpods.

Is there anyone in here? Is there anyone else in there? Oh, no, I've got stage fright. I've got stage fright. Okay. What's my time? You've just hit the 30-second mark. Okay, hold on.

Oh, my God. Okay, hold on. Oh, my God. Okay, okay. How's the, you know, how's the... And we've got success. I'm pulling up under left. All right, congratulations. Is Anastasia filming you in the cubicle? She is.

What's the time? You're at 48 seconds. 49, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Stop the clock. You managed to toilet break in one minute and nine seconds. I don't think I actually fully went, to be honest. Was there still some in there? I think so. I'm exhausted.

My pants aren't even done up. You have to hold that until the next one. Not bad. Some work-ons. I don't think a minute's long enough, eh? Bree and Clint. Don't worry. Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers.

She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. I know movies. I get movies. But this isn't about movies. This is about celebrities and us guessing how many followers they have on Instagram. You just got to pick the winner

and you'll get free mobile fuel. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. Who you got today? Is it Brie or me? Oh, I think I'm going to stick with the girls. I'll go Brie.

All right, Jess. I would too if my flubber form is anything to go by. TJ, I got you, okay? Yeah, awesome. All right. Just keep a positive attitude. I like that, TJ.

Sounded convincing, but you could tell the real intent behind the voice. Producer Ben runs the game. Let's go, Ben. G'day, mate. How are you? Good. Sorry. For some reason, I thought my mic wasn't on.

I was like, I'll just sit here and wait for it. That was the most unsure intro. Get out, man. Sorry, guys. Okay, here we go. Your first Instagram for the celebrity game is Justin Bieber. How many Instagram followers does Justin Bieber have? We're barely holding on by a three day.

I know. Sorry, guys. Everyone would think it was the week before Christmas. Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber. The JBs. He'd be pretty popular on Instagram, I reckon. Yep.

Yeah, he's quite popular. For Justin Bieber, Clint, you put 200 million. Did you see mine? No, I swear on my mum Clint, you put $200 million. Did you see mine? No, I swear on my mum's life. $201 million. Justin Bieber has $150 million. See, didn't win anyway.

There we go. Has he not got $200 million? No, not yet. Lame. Yeah, $150 is quite a lot. What a loser. I think $150 is doing all right. He'd be up there with one of the most followed people. Yeah.

Your next person for the Insta Fame Game is Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo. How many followers does Jason Derulo have? He's got more followers on Instagram or TikTok these days? It's going to be TikTok. Oh, yeah, good point. Jason Derulo. Clint, you've put 70 million.

70? What's going on? I swear I'm not looking at yours. So Clint put 70 million. Bree, you put 69 million. Nice. But close. But dodgy.

Yeah, very dodgy. That's freaking me out now. That's twice in a row. Jason Derulo has 7.3 million. Is that it? Yeah, low. So it's a point to Bree. Lousy.

All right, I'm making sure you can't see mine this time. And if it happens again... I swear on my mum's life I have not looked Okay We're spending too much time together I see no proof of cheating You can look back at the cameras

We've synced up Your next person for the Insta fame game Is a band It's 660 How many Instagram followers does 660 have? They're both hiding their answers now Okay Clint For 660 you put They're both hiding their answers now. Okay.

Clint, for 660, you put 660,000. Oh, I've gone too low. Bree has put 70.1,000. 660 have 222,000. That's me! That's a point to Bree. Damn it. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Your next person... I'm sweating. Are you? Yeah Is it because you just ran to the toilet? Yeah Yeah, okay It's not this game

No Your next person for the Insta Fame game Is BTS BTS Oh The actual group They're a juggernaut I

I'm mixed up now Yeah Why don't we BTS You're giving your boy bands pieces They sing Dynamite. They're the guys who sing Dynamite. Are they the K-pop bands? They're the K-pop bands.

They're the K-pop. Right, right, right. I don't know exactly who they are. They're on the Samsung ads. Yes, I know exactly who they are now. BTS. Yeah. The BTS Army will have millions of followers liking every post the second it goes up.

So I'm confident here. Okay. Clint, you've put 100 million for BTS? Correct Okay, Clint, you've put $100 million for BTS? Correct. Brie, you've put $20 million for BTS. BTS has $32.5 million. Get it! It's a game to Brie and Jess.

Jess, congratulations. Yay, Jess, we did it! Brie didn't even know who they were, and she still won the game. Still managed to win. Still did good. Got you back, girls. Girls for the win. Some free to win. Still did good. Got you back, girls. Girls for the win.

Some free mobile fuel coming out to Jess. Bree and Clint. I wanted to talk about this couple that are going viral on TikTok because they're dating. They're a couple. They love each other. Been dating for a fair few years, I think. And they're also related.

Ugh. Not blood related. They're step siblings right um here's a little clip of them on tiktok even though we're not blood related like we love each other and we feel so good with each other like i haven't found anybody that makes me feel this way but you guys are right even though we're just step siblings you you guys are right. We can't do this anymore. We've decided to just say, too bad for you. We love each other. And if you don't like it, well, too bad. Well, they sound like a perfectly normal, sane couple. Yeah, totally.

Who are just living their lives in a normal way. 600,000 viewers on TikTok. I love my brother, stepbrother. I wonder how old they were like when their parents met and like how old they were when they ended up realising they had feelings for each other. Yeah. Because like if they'd been step-siblings, what,

since they were like real young, does that make it weirder? Yeah. Because they've been... If they were raised together. Yeah. Well, actually... Because... I mean... They're copping a lot of negative hate on TikTok. theatre yeah because they've been if they're raised together yeah well actually because i mean they're copping a lot of negative hate on tiktok it's easy to um throw stones from outside i don't have any steps and what if i did and what if you fell in love with your steps yeah what if i got a

real hot step sister yeah the heart the heart wants what the heart wants deny it have you ever come across this like any of your friends or like like relatives that have ended up falling for a step-sibling? No. No? No. Why are you giving me that face? Just because if I did, I would know. Yeah, well, would you know?

Well, would I know? Who knows? It's just one of those taboo things. Yeah, but why is it taboo? Why is it so taboo? Because it has the word brother and sister in it. Yeah. Yeah, there's a step in front of it,

but the idea is that you're brother and sister. But they're right. Legally, they're not doing anything wrong. And genetically, they're not doing anything wrong. Here's a question then. If you're dating someone and you say you're dating for, I don't know, whatever amount of time, and then your parents meet each other and then they fall in love

and they end up getting married. Is it then wrong? Because you were dating first before you became step-siblings. No, it's not. No, and it's the laws of first and first served. You're allowed to tell your parents. First in, best dressed. Yeah, you're allowed to tell them not to get married.

Because you met them first. You met them. That's, I mean, that's annoying. I'd be so annoyed at my parents. I'd be like. Yeah, because they've made it awkward for you. Yeah. They've.

But what if your mum or dad said, look. They've cast aspersions on your relationship. By getting married after you guys got together, they've now made you step-siblings. Should we ask some people? Mm. Like, do you think. Will anyone call?

I think, well, why not? Why not? Sometimes, you know. Did we just see how weird it was? No, I think... Well, why not? Why not? Sometimes, you know... Because we just said how weird it was? No, I don't think it's that weird. Now that you want people to call you, say it's not that weird. Well, I just want to hear from people. Yeah.

Have you... Do you know someone that has, you know, ended up dating a step-sibling? Are you dating your step-brother? Yeah. You're not blood-related. No. It's not that weird. You can't be blood-related if you're step, right?

There's a difference between step and half. Yeah, that's right. You have to be step, not half. We don't want to hear from any halves. Oh, but the phones are ringing. 0800 dial ZM. Is it you or do you know someone who has dated a step sibling? There you go.

We'll see what we get. Yeah. You can text us too and you can remain anonymous. That's totally fine. 9-6. Bree and Clint. Have you dated a step-sibling? I mean, sometimes love works in weird ways

and you fall in love and then your parents also fall in love and then the lines are crossed and you end up... I'm very curious about the order in which you became step and relationship. I'd be so salty at my parents if I was dating someone and then they decided to marry their parents.

I'd be like, well, now you've made it weird for me. Yeah, respect the code, mum and dad. I was here first. There's a couple on TikTok who are giving step siblings a pretty bad name. Sorry, giving step sibling couples a bad name. Just because they sound a bit crazy. Even though we're not blood related, like we love each other and we feel so good with each other.

Like I haven't found anybody that makes me feel this way, but you guys are right. Even though we're just step siblings, you guys are right. We can't do this anymore. We've decided to just say too bad for you. We love each other. And if you don't like it, well, too bad. We love each other. And if you don't like it.

Okay, be nice. Come on. Anyway. So I love someone just texted in and they were like, you guys realise you've just explained the whole plot line of Gossip Girl. Yeah, right. Dan and Serena. Well, Hollywood has conditioned us to the storyline, haven't they?

It happened in Gossip Girl. It happened in Clueless. It was the main character and... Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd, yeah. Who wouldn't date? It happened in Gossip Girl. It happened in Clueless. It was the main character and Paul Rudd. Who wouldn't date Paul Rudd? He was hot. Still is. If your parents give you Paul Rudd as a stepbrother, what are you meant to do? What are you meant to do? Not date Paul Rudd? Exactly.

Especially in the 90s. So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM have you or do you know someone who's ended up with a step-sibling? Some very juicy texts. Very juicy. Some that can't be shared. But let's go to the phones.

Mel's here. Hi, Mel. G'day, Mel. Hey, guys. Yeah, one of my sister's friends at school, actually, she started dating this guy and then the parents met through them. And then, yeah, they ended up hooking up and, yeah, got married. So they were a couple first and then the parents got together? Yes. Not fair. You'd be gutted. How did they feel? Do you know Mel? Did they like not really appreciate it or did they get over it? Well, they had an affair and

broke up their parents' marriages. So they were pretty gutted about that. Wait, who had an affair? Well, the parents. They were married. When they met, their parents were both married. Oh! Wait. Whoa. Whoa. So they're two randoms that start dating each other, and they both have married parents to other people at that stage.

And then they met because of their kids. And then they meet because of their kids, and each of the parents leaves their marriage to be together. Yes. Creating a new marriage and then also new step-siblings who are already dating. You guys should sell this story to Shortland Street. Yeah, well, when they said, oh, you know, move in, that's when the friends, when they broke up,

they were like, too weird, not happening. Really? So they broke up because of it? Yeah, yeah. But they're obviously still part of the family now. I know, they have to still see each other because their parents got married. Oh, weird. Can you imagine a Christmas? This is probably why it's

sometimes frowned upon because there's too many weird lines to be crossed and too many weird occasions. This person wants to remain anonymous and that's totally fine. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us what's the situation? Step-siblings marrying each other? Who is it?

My partner was like seeing his step-sister. Was he? Okay, so Anonymous, we need some background. How long were they step-siblings for? When did they all hook up? Spill the tea. What's the go? Okay, so his mum and her dad were together for about four years.

Okay. And so they were in, like, I'd say late teens. Yeah. And so they kind of built a connection being together because of their parents. Yes. And so they started seeing each other for a few years. And then apparently things just got a bit awkward at family functions, trying to explain who to. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Yeah, true, because they'd be like, come on, here's our kids, they're also dating. Yeah. Being in your late teens, I'm going to defend your partner, because it's your partner who was in this relationship, isn't it? I think that's fine.

Being in your late teens is a very awkward time to get a new hot step-sibling. Like, there's things going on with you and they're not really your sibling. And it sounds like they didn't grow up together. They didn't grow up together? No.

It was in their late teens. Things are happening. Hormones are flying. So is it still his step-sibling now? Did the parents stay together? No, the parents have separated because the separation between those two

turned a bit septic and the parents turned on each other. Sucks for you because imagine how much teasing you could do to him and his stepsister at Christmas. Oh mate, he already gets it from me. He doesn't get to live it down like how many years later. You go to Christmas and you say to your partner, you go, are you sharing a room with me this Christmas or with your sister? Pretty much. And don't go near your auntie again. Thanks Anonymous, great call. Thanks Anonymous.

We were just talking about step siblings having relationships. And I need to read out this text. See if you can wrap your head around this. My friend's parents were together. They had some kids and then they separated. They had a kid each in different relationships

but then got back together and had two more kids. The kids from the separation when they had, you know, the separated are now together and are getting married. And it's wild AF. That is wild AF. Can you wrap your head around that? Yeah, yeah. They're the only siblings who are not blood related.

They're not related, yeah. But the rest of the family is so... It's all intertwined. All your other brothers and sisters are brother and sister. Except for them. It's like you went, I love this family so much, I really want to date someone in it.

Jeez. You're the only one. Yeah, well, you made the right choice, put it that way. Not the first time we've said this in the show, the heart wants what the heart wants.

As Selena Gomez once said, let's do a birthday banger for a Tuesday. We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th and then we'll play the best one. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate.

Hello. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Could you wrap your head around that text that I just read out, Kate? It is unbelievable. I'm glad it's not my story.

Do you have any step-siblings? No. No, right. Maybe that's a good thing. Yeah. Sometimes it's not my story. Does he have any step-siblings? No. No, right. Maybe that's a good thing. Sometimes you can't control yourself. As Selena Gomez once said, can't keep my hands to myself. Very good. Very good.

Okay, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 2nd of the 11th, 1994. Right. You were 16 in 2010 on the 2nd of November. I'd love it if it was a Selena Gomez song. But it's not. It's this.

Even better. Way better than a Selena Gomez song. Far East Movement, Like a G6. That's a good birthday banger, Kate. Not bad. Not bad at all. I'm going to say one of my favourite songs of 2010. I'm going to say one of my favourite Far East Movement songs.

Hi, Christina. Hi, Christina. Hi. How are you? I'm great. How are you? Good. You got any step-siblings?

I've actually had quite a few. Have you? And have you ever had a crush on one of them? No. No. Definitely not. Have they ever had a crush on you? I'm going to say no.

Oh, Christina, you hesitated. There was no hesitation. Christina's like, they're only human. All right, let's move on. Let's do your birthday thing. What's your birthday? The 15th of January, 1990. All right, you was 16 in 2006.

Come on, Selena Gomez. On the 15th of January, Christina, here's your birthday banger. Nelly? Nelly. If you don't choose that one, there's something wrong. That is a banger. Do you reckon it's endured the test of time? Do you reckon it's still a banger?

Oh, 100%. I think they're just talking about grills, aren't they? Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no. Something untowards about the song, I don't believe. Right, right. I haven't analysed the lyrics.

I don't know. Tex is up last. G'day, Tex. G'day, Tex. How are you? Great name. How are you,. G'day, Tex. How are you? Great name. Yeah, great name. Oh, yeah.

No, thank you. We've got to go the whole way. Have you got any step-siblings? Yeah, I do. Do you? And are you dated any of them? Well, no, shit, no. Yeah, right.

Well, we have to check. Hey, just checking. It's the topic du jour. Let's get your birthday. What is it? 18th of the 10th, 1987. Right, Tex, you were 16 in 2003 on the 18th of October. And in 2003, this reached the top of the chart.

Oh, y'all. The Black Eyed Peas. That's an absolute iconic song, Tex. It's a doozy of a song. It's a doozy of a song. It's a doozy of a song. It's the best song they played at Friday Gems Live as well, The Black Eyed Peas. And they also redid that song.

When was it? A couple of years ago. Did they? Yeah. I have no idea. Who knows, Tex? All right, wait there. Far East Movement, Nelly and Grills.

I love all these. Or The Black Eyed Peas. I love them all too. I love, really love all of them, but the one that... I love Grills the least, but if you really want to hear it, then I'll vote for it too. No, you vote for what you want.

I only like Grills because I haven't seen that song come up in Birthday Banger, and I think it's a banger. And it was definitely number one? It was number one on the 15th of January 2006. Then let's do it. Christina, we did it! Amazing!

Congratulations. You've just taken out birthday banger. Get ready to do some barbecuing. Free and clean. You might as well have to do some barbecuing. Isn't that what this song's about? White clothes, traditional gold I'm changing grills every day Like Jay changed clothes I might be grilled out nicely In my white tee

On South Beach In my white beat Vivian studded You can tell when they cut it You see my grandmama hate it But my lil' mama love it Cause when I Open up your mouth, you grill gleaming

I say no from the chief end I got a grill I call Penny Candy You know what that mean It look like non-laters, gumdrops, jelly beans I wouldn't leave it for nothing Only a crazy man would So if you catch me in your city Somewhere out in your hood

Just say smile for me, girl What you looking at? Let me see you grill Let you see my what? Yeah, you grill Yeah, you grill Why did you destroy? Tell them, make me a grill

Just say smile for me, girl Who what you looking at? I wanna see you grill You wanna see my what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And a whole top diamond and a bottom rose gold What it do, baby? It's the Iceman powwow

I got my mouth looking something like a disco bow I got the diamonds in the ice, I'll hand-sit I might cause a cold front If I take a deep breath My teeth cleanin' like I'm chewin' on aluminum foil Smiley showin' all my diamonds Sippin' on some potent oil I feel my money where my mouth is

And bout to grill 20 cans, 30 stacks Still know I'm so for real My motivation is them 30 pointers BVS, the front of chin My mouthpiece simplest Symbolize success I got the wristwear and neckwear that's captivating

But it's so smile, they got these on like a spectating My mouthpiece simply certified A total package open up my mouth And you see more cats than a Saturday My teeth are mind-blowing, giving everybody chills Call me George, call me cuz I'm selling everybody grills What you looking at? Let me see you grill

Let you see you. Let you see my wife. Rob the jurist. Go and tell him, make me a grill. She said, what you looking at? You want to see my wife.

Had a whole time. Got them yellows. Got them purples, got them reds Life's gon' hit it, make you woozy in your head You can catch me in my two short drop I've got colors like a fruit This what it do when it loot, ice cream, country grandma Where the hustles move bricks and the gangsta spang hammers Where I got them, just spot them on the top and the bottom

Got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham I ain't dissing nobody, but let's bring it to the light We'll be right back. One white, one yellow, like fabulous chain. And the other said the same, got my name in the mold. Had a whole top diamond in the bottom, rose gold. Come on. Smile for me, girl. What you looking at? Let me see you clear. Let you see my what? Yeah, you clear.

Yeah, you clear. I'm proud that you're a star until I make me agree. She said, smile for me, girl. What you looking at? Let me see you clear. You want to see my what? You grill You got a whole top diamond

And a bottom rose gold Boy, how'd you get your grill that way? And how much did you pay? Every time I see you The first thing I wanna say Hey What you looking at? Let me see you grill Let you see my what? You grill It's a good thing about this birthday banger feature

It turns up some random songs sometimes And that's the winner Today Nelly, Jermaine Dupri, Paul Wall And others, it's called Grills And that's the winner today, Nelly, Jermaine Dupri, Paul Wall and others. It's called Grills. Did you know that that song was the song used in the main ad campaign for a barbecue place? It was not. We were trying to analyse the lyrics in that song and go, hmm, is grill code for something?

You know, like all the songs where it's code for something else. Something more sinister. Don't think so. I don't think the song's that deep. I think it's literally about getting jewels put in your mouth and getting a grill like rappers had in the 2000s. It says on the internet that the song is about cosmetic dentistry and how rappers can show off their wealth by getting dental work done.

Kanye's got a full permanent grill on the bottom of his mouth. Does he? Yeah. Most rappers had a, it was like a plate, a denture that fitted over your teeth. That fitted over the top. Kanye's had his whole bottom row of teeth removed and replaced with diamonds. Did he really? Yeah, it's like a porcelain inset that's completely diamond encrusted.

I think my mum did that, but she just had one gold tooth. Yeah, that's a grill. Yeah. Your mum's got a grill. Gangster. Bree and Clint. Have you ever thought about changing your name? Nah.

Oh. You sure? Nah, I like my name. Okay, just checking. People can't understand it on the phone, but I don't mind my name. Why? What do they think it is? They just don't...

Oh, I said Clint, and they're like, what? Are you sneezing? Yeah. Clint. Lucy said it sounds like dropping metal plates, my name. That's interesting. Clint. And they're like, what? Are you sneezing? Yeah. Clint. Lucy said it sounds like dropping metal plates, my name. That's interesting. Clint. Clint.

Yeah, kind of. No, no desire to change my name. Are you going to change your name? I've never thought about changing my name. I don't mind my name. Bree Stephen Thomasel. It's not Stephen. Yeah, you named it after your dad.

No, it's Stephanie. Oh, yeah. It's not Stephen. Should we start calling your dad dad. No, it's Stephanie. Oh, yeah. It's not Stephen. Should we start calling your dad Big Stephanie? Big Stephanie. No, probably not. I told you about, remember I told you that story about my friend Chase? He actually legally changed his middle name.

To? Danger. Because? He was 18 and stupid and he wanted to say to girls, Danger's my middle name. Oh, right. So he actually... So he legally changed it?

He did, yeah. He legally changed it. And then I remember one time... Why didn't he just make a fake ID that said... Yeah, well, that's a good point. I think he wanted to commit and he did because he still got it. And I said to him one time, I was like, has it ever caused you any problems?

And he's like, oh, you know, the cops pull you over and they don't find it very funny. No. Yeah, they're kind of like... There's not a lot of humour in that situation. They're kind of like, are you you know, the cops pull you over and they don't find it very funny. No. Yeah, they're kind of like. There's not a lot of humour in that situation. They're kind of like, are you serious? That's your middle name. You're asking for a ticket, pal.

It's quite interesting because there's a story that's come out about this guy who has changed his full name, fully changed it. Right. And it was because he was given the first name of Donald. Oh. And he said he's always hated it. When he was younger, people made fun of him using Donald Duck jokes. Yeah.

And then he said the last four years have been probably the worst. Yeah. People can ruin names. Yeah, but it's interesting because he was named after his grandfather, so that's why he's got that name. But he said he's always gone by his middle name, which was Jake. Yeah. But he decided, he got married a few months ago,

and he decided, oh, while I'm here, I'm going to change my last name to my wife's last name. Nice. And I'm going to change my two front names as well. Oh, so he's got a whole new name. He's fully changed his name. Yeah. Which is quite interesting because one of his names is after a Star new name. He's fully changed his name. Yeah. Which is quite interesting because

one of his names is after a Star Trek character. Spock. No. I have another guess. I don't know any other Star Trek characters. So his first name, he went with Tiberius. Is that Star Trek? No. His second name,

which is after a Star Trek character, Kirk. Oh yeah, Captain Kirk. Tiberius Kirk. Tiberius Kirk and his second name which is after a Star Trek character Kirk oh yeah Captain Kirk Tiberius Kirk Tiberius Kirk and I don't know the last name but it's his wife's

last name good for him so long as he's happy I always think that there'd be this weird identity crisis that would happen inside you

where you're not used to being called that name and if people adopted it and started calling you Tiberius Kirk like you wouldn't

you wouldn't associate yourself with that you don't associate yourself with that. You don't reckon? That's what I always worry about. That's what I always worry about people who eventually get like, you know when head transplants become a thing in the future and you look in the mirror and you go, that's not me,

or face transplants. Oh, and you won't recognise yourself. You've got this whole dysmorphia thing where you don't recognise the person that's in the mirror. Here we go. How much to change your name legally right now? Name your price. Depends on the name.

No, you're not allowed to know the name. First name or middle name? First and middle. First and middle? Yeah, first and middle, how much, name your price. Well, if it's you doing it, probably $150,000 to $100,000. Because I know you won't choose anything nice. If there's anyone that is willing to sponsor this,

let's rename Clint to Crap Bag. This is pretty interesting, this story. A doctor has claimed that he got duped and brainwashed into buying a magical lamp. Like the one from Aladdin? It actually looks exactly like the one from Aladdin. Oh, then it must be real. Must be. Apparently, two men told the doctor that the lamp would bring him wealth and health.

It would make him slightly less wealthy at first, though, because they were asking a whopping $200,000 for the magical object. $200,000? They wanted $200,000, but doctors aren't stupid, Clint. No, they're not. He only paid them $41,000. Oh, I thought you were going to say just spend it and then wish for your $200,000 back. Yeah, right.

He paid $41,000. He paid $41,000 for the lamp and then later realised that it was just a piece of junk. Right. Not magical. No genie. No piece of junk. Right. Not magical. No genie. No wishes. Yeah. Nothing.

Dumb people buy dumb things all the time. What I find weird is that he's a doctor. Wait, this is where it gets even better. Yeah. So I was like, what could these guys have done? What did they do to convince this guy? Yeah, what's the sales pitch? Yeah.

Anyway, apparently the doctor, he met the guys because he was treating their mother. Over a number of weeks, these guys talked to him about this lamp. Apparently, one day, the doctor had a visit from Aladdin himself who told him that he should definitely buy the lamp because it worked out for Aladdin. Turns out that it was actually one of the men dressed up as the fictional character. There's so many holes in this.

It makes so little sense. If you had a magic lamp, why would you be selling it to a doctor? Why wouldn't you use it to wish for your mum to get better? Yeah, but maybe you've already used your wishes. Yeah, or maybe you don't care about mum. Yeah. You're like, hmm, have a mum or have $41,000. Become a prince.

Yeah, right. Become a prince. I almost fell for a magic scam on the weekend, actually. Did you? Yeah. Have you seen that? Oh, that enlarge your penis one? No, not that one.

No, I told you that's not going to work. No, there's not enough to work with at the start. Have you seen that ladder on TV? The 10 in 1 ladder that transforms? The Transformer ladder. It's on the As work with at the start. Have you seen that ladder on TV? The 10-in-1 ladder that transforms? The Transformer ladder. It's on the SC on TV thing. I caught up. I nearly bought it.

That's not magic. You know that. No, I know it's not magic, but the advertising was magic because it was enough to get me to call. Anyway, how much do you think the magic ladder is, the Transformer ladder? A couple of hundred. $1,500.

Oh, my God. You'll need the magic lamp A couple of hundred. $1,500. Oh my God. You'll need the magic lamp before you buy that. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.

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