ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 4th 2019

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

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The podcast intro, that's the beauty of the podcast intro. You ever think about that? We on? We on? We on? We on? I think we on. We on? We on. Welcome to the podcast everybody. Bree's frantically trying to figure out the thing we said we would do on the podcast intro. And while you do that, can I call a little bit of a Bree and Clint show court session?

Oh yeah. Hands up, and by hands up you need to say something because we can't see you. Hands up. And by hands up, we need to say something because we can't see you. Hands up if you like Sam Smith. Yeah, I like Sam Smith. I like Sam Smith. I like Sam Smith.

I like Sam Smith. Yeah. I like Sam Smith. I like Sam Smith. One of us is lying. Well, you didn't say you liked him. I did say I liked him. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. One of us is lying. Who doesn't like Sam Smith? I went to his concert three times. I've been to him quite a bit, yeah. Yeah, I've went to his concert three times I've been to quite a bit Yeah I've been to him in concert You've been to them Oh sorry

Oh you already said him No I've been did Oh you said him too Wow It's very hard It's very hard But we're making I've been to their concert

We're making an effort Nice By the way What we're saying Sam Smith has dropped pronouns Yes He's What is it?

They They are What's the word? Non-binary non-binary and something else god ellie knows a lot for someone who doesn't like sam smith okay can we get this straight i like sam smith i do not like sam smith's music there's a difference oh okay well i was referring to his music not as a person god i don't think you're a monster you don't even know um i just think he's talented and i i i appreciate it don't sugarcoat it they are talented and i appreciate them

but i just personally cannot stand their voice sorry no i love their voice they have a wonderful voice oh yeah they do it's just i find it really complainy i just get a bit oh God, they are singing about heartbreak. Yeah. So do you like Adele then? Yeah. I don't mind her voice. It's the voice, unfortunately.

I mean, from memory, her song's pretty similar. Whiny. Okay, that's okay. So now we've found the distinction. You like Sam Smith as a person. You do not like Sam Smith's music. Correct. What about Drake as a person?

Do you not like Drake as a person? No, I don't know Drake as a person, you do not like Sam Smith's music. Correct. What about Drake as a person? Do you not like Drake as a person? No, I don't know Drake as a person. Well, you don't know Sam Smith as a person either. No, I don't. Rumours are Drake and Kylie Jenner have been getting it on. Really? That's the rumour, yeah. Which one's Kylie Jenner?

She's the youngest one, the billionaire. Is she the Travis Scott one? Yes. Oh, bro, that's your mate. God, she is. Do you think, bro, that's your mate. God, she is. Do you think, okay, here's a question. Do you think she's traded up? To Drake?

Yeah. From Travis Scott? From Travis Scott to Drake. That's a big trade up. Ellie? I just don't have any opinions on these people. Ellie doesn't know who any of those people are. Do you not like Travis Scott?

I don't know his music. I just don't either. Do you like any hip hop? No, no. That's the music I don't like. You're a monster. Are you a baby boomer? I think I am.

Are you going to Friday Jams? I am. You know that most of it is hip hop. I do. Do you refer to it as, this is what my dad refers to it as, and a lot of boomers do. I reckon your parents would refer to it as this as well. Rap crap.

Oh, that's a good one. I'm going to call it that from now on You're shutting yourself off to a wonderful genre A genre of what I would say And this will ring true when you get into the podcast Poetry Oh poetry What were you singing there?

Don't classify rap as poetry It is poetry It's so much better than poetry. Oh. I forgot. I forgot it's poetry that we don't like. If someone ever writes me a poem, that's when I know it's time to get out. What if it's a beautiful poem?

Don't care. It's so cringy. What if they do an acrostic poem? I would much rather. What if they do an acrostic poem? I would much rather. What if they do an acrostic poem of garlic bread and each of the letters of garlic bread are something about you? Don't. G.

Nah. Glamorous. Glamorous girl. You know what? Like, you think about it. Poetry is just so ick. Australian girl. If someone wrote me a cute note, like a heart-filled note from, like,

you know, just something about, you know, whatever, I would go, oh, that's so nice. But if it rhymes, they can fuck off. Pretty much. Pretty much. Get out of here. Rural Australian girl. L. Lovely girl. Nice. Not after this.

I. Italian girl. He's good. See, it's so like, put her in a box, generic. C. Italian girl. He's good. See, it's so like put her in a box generic. C. Country girl. I thought you were going to say something else. What? I thought you said country.

Oh, there hasn't been. That's garlic. Do you want me to do bread? No, I think we're good. B. Why would you do this after I've just said I hate it? Big, beautiful girl's eyes. Well, that's offensive. Damn it, I meant to say big eyes.

Yeah. Yep, seeing this in my poetry is terrible. Right. Because you try and just fit it in because it's poetic. We write great poems in the show today, by the way. That's why we're all thinking about poetry. Did we? Some of us did.

Yeah. I liked Bree's one. Come on. Mine was one syllable off. So it wasn't a haiku. Sorry. Oh, spoiler alert. See, and this is why I hate frigging poetry.

Oh, it's one syllable off. That means it's not good. Did you remember the thing that we were supposed to do in the podcast? Have you remembered it yet? No. We had a story for the show today which has not made the show. Oh, no, it has made the show. It did make the show.

You know what? We'll mention. I didn't remember what it was, but we will mention on the podcast. Oh, no, it has made the show. It did make the show. You know what? We'll mention, I didn't remember what it was, but we will mention on the podcast group that we have, which you can follow on Facebook, it's a terrible name, which we are changing.

Well, it's a name that we came up with and then offered you the chance to change and weirdly, you've not taken us up on the offer. Oh, you were meant to bring it to us today. As if maybe you like it, but you're pretending that you don't. I gave you two options.

Do you want me to reiterate the options? No, I want you to tell people what the group is currently named so that they can find it if they need to. I don't even know. It's that long and that crap. The Brie Thomas L. It's not that hard. The Brie Thomas L. Big Bang Theory Fan Page Bazinga.

Anyway, on that page There was a woman who Commented that she Wanted to do her birthday banger and she lives in Australia Is that right? 76 Shout out to Libby Shout out to Libby

And then someone else commented and they were like It would be cool if you guys could do a birthday banger For podcasters on a Friday. So that's something we're looking to. We did think, so last year at the front of one of our podcasts, actually it was right before we did the birthday banger. Remember we did another break that says, if you're listening to this internationally, tell us your birthday and we'll put them all together on a list.

I've still got that list. We just never got around to doing it. Yeah, it's just the time. But yeah, we can do a birthday banger every Friday for the podcast intro. Yeah. Easy. You just have to stay an extra hour, Bree.

Yeah, you're going to do it all the way. Well, that's how long it's going to take, mate. The machine is slow, you know that. I found that Australian lady's birthday banger.

Oh, nice. Oh, you can do it now? I've already got it, yeah. What are you going to do it now? She did want to come on here tomorrow. Get her on.

What an icon. I like how serious Ellie was. She's like, guys, I've organised. Don't you dare. It's not her birthday, though. Is she from Australia? She's from South Aussie, yeah. Hey, this is an absolute iconic song.

It is an icon, yeah, yeah. And you can't argue that this one is actually ours and not New Zealand's. It's 100% yours. We don't want it. Yes, finally! What's the bit about the Vegemite sandwich? That's how I know. Anyone who tries to argue that Vegemite is Kiwi and Marmite is the other way around?

No, bull tickle. Vegemite is Australian. It's in the song. And can I just say I've never had Marmite in my life. I had it for the first time about two weeks ago. And what was your thought? What the fuck is that? Really?

It's horrific. It's just salty Vegemite. No, it's not. It's sweet. No, Vegemite is sweet. No, no. Blind taste test. Marmite, I could tell the difference in a second.

Tomorrow, blind taste test. Okay. It's so easy. And Marmite has a different consistency. Vegemite is sweet. No, Marmite is the sweet consistency Vegemite is sweet No Marmite is the sweet one Man

What do you guys think? I kind of agree with Brie I think Marmite is the sweeter one I think Marmite is the salty one We'll both do it You and I will both do it I reckon your taste buds Know what they know

And they like what they like And your brain can convince you Of something Like you've got a Like you've got a patriotic Allegiance to it And your brain will not Let you enjoy the other one

Nah I think it's a big enough difference You could tell. That's all rark people up. Yeah. What? Well, whether Vegemite is Australian or Kiwi, Marmite is Australian or Kiwi, Milo? Is Australian. It's Kiwi.

No. Well, it's neither. It's Nestle. It's Australian. It's Kiwi kids and Milo kids. That's not the same. No, that's a Wee Picks song. Good try, though. Kiwi kids and Milo kids. That's not the same. No, that's a Wee Picks song.

Good try, though. Can I just say, though, also, Milo in New Zealand sucks compared to in Australia. No, they've changed it back. No, I don't think so. Yeah, they've changed it back. No, they changed it back to the New Zealand recipe. Yeah. You know the difference?

The Aussie Milo doesn't really dissolve, so then you can eat it off the top. The one in New Zealand dissolves a lot faster. I like my milo dissolved yeah no i do the best part is eating it why don't you just eat it out of the tin then because it's dry but that's what you're saying it's sitting on the top of the glass oh god guys we're going down a wormhole of now we're going to get out ellie was over this conversation about three hours ago it's because it started with two of her most hated musicians. And now it's talking about Milo, which she doesn't eat. How do you? You're weird. I do.

I just don't eat often. Here's today's podcast, everybody. Lap it up. ZAM. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. ZAM's Brie and Clint. Oh, well, good afternoon, everybody. And welcome to the Monday edition of the Brie and Clint show Oh, well, good afternoon, everybody,

and welcome to the Monday edition of the Brie and Clint Show. Yes, a full week. It's got to hurt after last week where we all enjoyed a short week. Brie's also in the horrors at the moment because she's just demolished an entire packet of Tic Tacs. I thought that was pretty normal. I've never seen someone buy Tic Tacs. It's candy. I know it's candy, but I've never seen anyone buy a thing of Tic Tacs to consume in

one go. Hold on. Do Tic Tacs give you the poops? Oh, 100% they do. I thought they wrote that on the container. Yep. Could be a rough afternoon. Could be a long afternoon.

Yeah. Anyway, I've just never seen someone consume them as if it was like, you know. People don't do that. No, they're meant to last you a week or a couple of weeks. No. Check them in your handbag. Yeah. I thought they were like a candy. Well, they definitely are.

Anyway, orange, if anyone was wondering. Orange-flavored Tic Tacs. Orange is the only flavor Tic Tac. Well, it's definitely not the only flavor. Yeah, I know, orange, if anyone was wondering. Orange-flavoured Tic Tacs. Orange is the only flavoured Tic Tac. Well, it's definitely not the only flavour. Yeah, I know, but it's the best flavour. Yeah. Actually, this is probably the only time orange is the best flavour. Of anything?

Yeah. What about Fanta? Yeah, but there's no other flavours, really. Oh, there's grape. You drank a whole bottle of grape last week. Can we not talk about my eating habits before the show, please? Today on the show, we've got a special guest joining us at 5 o'clock. We don't know who that's going to be,

but our producers have promised us that it is going to be a celebrity and it's going to be exciting. That's coming up. We've got your chance to win free mobile fuel with us before 5 o'clock with Trash or Treasure. About quarter to four, you can play Trash or Treasure today. But next, I've got great news for all the Lord of the Rings fans out there. If you're a big,

what do you call a Lord of the Rings fan? A hobbit? A ringer. A ringer. A Lord of the Ringer. A Lord of the Ringer. I've got good news for all the ringers out there. Just in time for Christmas.

And we'll give it to you after Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber. Bree and Clint. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. Big news for Lordie and Clint, the podcast. Big news for Lord of the Rings fans out there. And it has nothing to do with the new Lord of the Rings series

they're making for Amazon? Netflix. Amazon Prime. All I know is that it's one of the, it is the most expensive TV show ever made and it's being made right here in New Zealand. Had to be. Couldn't be made anywhere else but here in Middle Earth, right?

My suit guy is actually one of the costume makers on the show. Is he? Yes. That's going to be exciting when you want to go to your next formal function as an orc. I know. It's pretty much perfect. I can just have one of them off set.

Here's the news. The good people at Event Cinemas are holding a Lord of the Rings extended trilogy marathon on Sunday the 14th of December. No, it's a Saturday. Even better.

You can watch the extended version of all three Lord of the Rings movies back to back to back. Why would you want to watch the extended version? It's already like six hours long, isn't it? Because we're big ringers.

That's what we've decided Lord of the Rings fans are called. We're big ringers here in New Zealand. Are you? Have you seen them all? Are you a big ringer? I have seen them all. Have you? You know, my mum, it was the thing me and mum did.

Are you sure about that? Yeah, my mum used to take us to see it at midnight on the day of release. And did you like it? Loved it. Yeah, loved it. So would you want to go to this then? God, no. Can we organise this for quick?

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I don't want to go to this. You just said you like it. Well, let me give you the details. All three movies will be played back to back to back for a total of 726 minutes of viewing. It's too much for me. I'll get a numb bottom.

I don't need to go toilet. And I get very bored anyway. So no, I enjoy them. I enjoy them in bursts. And I enjoyed them when they came out. Do you want to watch them maybe one, a weekend maybe? We can organise that too. Can we organise that?

I also don't particularly enjoy seeing movies that I've already seen. I'm not the sort of person who can sit through a movie again. Yeah, but you said it was so long ago. Yeah, it was. This is not for me, okay? This is for other ringers out there. That's why I'm giving this information, okay? If you want to go, there'll be a break in between for meals

between each film. But yeah, a total of 726. What's the math on that, by the way? How many hours? 12 hours and about. Yeah, 12 hours. Oh, no, shit, no. No, thank you.

Not keen at all. Oh, I've already booked you, so now I have to say no. You'd walk outside and go, are we in the future? Where am I? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I saw a meme earlier today, and I know people love it when you retell memes, when you say a meme out loud.

It's so good when you try and recreate it. In real life. In voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it off the internet into the real world. I'm going to do it though. That's where memes really shine. I saw Jordan from the ZM office posted this on Facebook, and it says,

here's a haiku about my life. I am so tired. Where did all my money go? My back is hurting. Very relatable. Very relatable. You know, that is a beautiful haiku. For those who don't know what a haiku is, Bree, you learned this afternoon. Would you like to explain the haiku? No, I did know

what it was, but then my brain got filled up with other actual useful information. Oh, that's rough. Oh, who cares about haiku? Off air earlier, Brie also goes, God, I hate poetry. It's just not for me.

God, I hate poetry. Don't you try and tell me you like it because you don't and I hate poetry. Do you like it? I think poetry is beautiful. I think it's nourishment for the soul. God, you're full of crap.

Anyway, a haiku, I believe, is a Japanese poem that is combined of three lines. The first one, five syllables. The second line, seven syllables. And the last line, five syllables. God, for someone who hates poetry, you've absolutely nailed what a haiku is. It was in the bloody school syllabus.

What a waste of time. We thought, let's get creative this afternoon. Who's going to use that in their everyday life? Well, you. You're about to. Well, I'm about to now, but I forgot, so. As a community, we've all written haikus about our lives, okay, and about what's going on at the moment.

So we're going to go through them one by one. I'll set the tone. It's beautiful. Japanese music. And when I think poetry, I think producer Ben. So producer Ben, I'd like to start with your haiku. We have to explain what a syllable was to Ben. Yeah, it's true.

He's so good. I explain it like this. Ben, this is a syllable. Oh, the clapping thing. I love the clapping thing. Do you want us to clap with you? No, no, no. Let him go.

Let him get in the zone. I can do it. Ben's haiku about life. Here we go. A beer in the sun is what I enjoy the most. Want to get a pint. Nice. What would you title it?

Wow. Beer. Beer. Beer in the sun. Producer Ellie. I like that. You're a creative person. I'm excited to hear your haiku about life.

Okay, here it is. I'm forced to write this. Brian Clint said I had to. Can I go home now? Yeah, that's good. I mean, you know, a little bit passive aggressive. What's your one titled? Torture.

Okay. I don't have a title for mine, but I've tried to be as relatable as possible. Mine goes like this. I've lost an ear pod. What am I having for tea? I need a haircut. That's good.

It sums up everything. It's everyday life for everybody out there. Yes. Which brings us to... The person who hates to write poetry. The final stop on the poetry train, Brie Thomas. Can I just say I'm not good at this? Yeah.

And this is why I probably... Before we did this, I said to Brie, so you know it's 575, right? And she goes, oh, screw it. I'm just going to write what I want. Yeah, nice. No, I have conformed to the haiku rules. Wonderful, wonderful.

Mine doesn't have a title either. I'm just going to title it Life. Nice. Grated cheese for dinner. Netflix asks, are you still watching? Took my bra off. Win. Nice.

No, that's good. That's very good. I like it. Very relatable. Do we need to do a syllable check on yours? Yeah, that's good. That's very good. I like it. Very relatable. Do we need to do a syllable check on yours? Yeah, ready? Yeah, go slowly. Grated cheese for dinner.

Oh, that's six. No, that's six. Grated cheese for dinner. Damn it! ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is...

The latest. Fresh from Heidi Klum's Halloween party, there are some great pictures on his Instagram at the moment. It's Dean McCarthy. Good afternoon, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hello, everyone. Hello, hello.

Yes, I survived the party of the year. I'm alive. I saw Mariah Carey herself was at the party. She literally turned up. I turn around, standing there just being fabulous, hitting on a couple, actually. Turn around and all of a sudden,

Mariah Carey is standing right in front of me. I loved it. Yeah, she was like probably the star of the night. So lots of celebrities, lots of great costumes, lots of drinks. It was fabulous.

Loved it. It looked great. There's some very cool pictures, including Heidi Klum's graphic, extremely graphic Halloween costume. Alien experiment gone wrong, I think they were calling it. Hey, Dean, tell us the latest news about Lorde. What's going on with Lorde and her new music? Her new music is currently on hold,

and she's revealed why her third album, delayed after, very, very sadly, her beloved dog, Pearl, passed away. So she actually sent a note out to her fans and everyone in her emailing list and said she was holding the dog when he went. She's obviously devastated. The loss is indescribably painful, as she said.

A light that turned on for me when he was gone out. So, you know, she's obviously had a lot of love for this dog. I think she's had the dog for about over a year and a half, maybe two years. And so her album is currently on pause as she grieves and gets over this, you know, very, very sad event. Yeah, that's horrific. That's so sad.

That's really sad. But also, obviously, a lot of people super keen for new music from her because it's been a while. Yeah. How long has it been? Yeah, it's been ages. A couple of years at least. I want to say three.

Since Greenlight? Maybe four years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Okay. The latest is brought to you by Amplified Kombucha. Taste Amplified. That's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent live from LA.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. One of those stories out today which is dividing the internet, and that gets said a lot, but I brought it up and it divided the room at least. So I want to tell you about it, and then I want to get everybody's opinion on this gym-based story, okay? A man, which is important. Named Jim?

No, not a man named Jim. A man at the gym. Oh. He could be named Jim. You've got to specify what type of gym-based story it is. Yeah, no, it's not a gym at the gym story. Right. Although we should take stories about the gym from only gyms one day.

No, this guy's Reddit name is GoldenFox7, so his name could be Jim, has posted that he was at the gym and he observed a female gym goer doing squats and the type of active wear she was wearing once it was pulled taut during a squat became see-through. So it was a cheap pair of tights. Cheap pair of tights.

It does happen. Yeah, I imagine it does. He decided... That's why people love the Lululemons. Because they don't do that? Yeah. He decided that he should tell her. He decided that if it was him, he would like to know.

So he said he would say something to her, and she has not reacted well. He said, this is what he said to the woman. He said in his words, hey, this sounds super creepy, but I'd feel creepier if I didn't say something. When you squat, your pants stretch, and they go completely see-through to your bottom.

The woman reacted badly, called him an A-word, and all sorts of things. And he's taken to Reddit to go, was I in the wrong with this? So I want to ask you first, Bree. Why do you have to be so graphic? About what he could see.

Yeah, he could have just said, oh, I think your tights are a little bit see-through. You might want to check into that. Okay. So you think it's the way he said it that might be the problem? Well, I wasn't there, so I don't know exactly how he would have said it. If you had a see-through gym wear experience. Maybe I want to. Maybe you do want to, yeah.

Maybe I'm at the gym and I want people to see that. Well, in that case, you can't be upset if people come and talk to you about it. Well, yeah, I can. Can you? It doesn't mean I want people to come talk to me about it. All right. Oh, God, you're getting complicated. But do you want someone to tell you if your gym pants are see-through?

Do you want to be told? First of all, forget man or woman, do you want to be told? Probably not. You don't want to be told? Nah, I'd like to be oblivious. And especially not by a man? If I had a big rip in the back of my tights, then probably. Yeah.

But. He said it was very, he said very see-through. Yeah, but she probably already knew that. Okay, that's all right. Producer Ellie, what do you think? If you had this issue

at the gym, would you want to be told? This is hard. I think I would want to be told if it was really bad because you can't see the back of yourself, can you?

No. But I understand why she's reacted quite quickly because as a female, sometimes when a man approaches you, sometimes you get a bit scared especially when they're talking about your areas

but I wonder whether Usually it's not to help No, exactly and that's why I think her instinct was to go, oh, back off but I wonder whether this could be wrong too, could he have found another girl in the gym and said, hey, this is a bit weird

I've just spotted this girl over here. I don't know how to tell her. I don't know how to tell her. As another female, do you think I should tell her or could you tell her for me? Does it really matter that much? It's just a C2 parent. So he's saying that inside him he'd want to know.

So he's trying to do the good Samaritan thing, right? Okay, I hear you. That's one possible solution. Producer Ben, I want you to imagine you That's one possible solution Producer Ben I want you to imagine You're at the gym And you see this going on Would you say something

To the girl I think probably I would Like first reaction I'd just be like Look But you know But then I'd probably feel I'd feel real weird about it

Yeah But I'd be like If I'm not telling you Then like I don't know I definitely probably would It's like that guy It's like that guy

That was looking at my ass At the supermarket And I kept looking at my ass at the supermarket and I kept looking at him going, look at this creep. And then he was like, I'm so sorry, I'm actually not staring at your bum, but your dress is tucked into your underwear. And I was like, well, I'm so glad you did tell me that. So, you know, circumstances. Does it depend on the setting?

So you're happy if it's at the supermarket? I don't really mind. I'm pretty like, you know. Yeah. Circumstances. Does it depend on the setting? So you're happy if it's at the supermarket? I don't really mind. I'm pretty like, you know. Yeah. Okay. Well. If he came up to me and said, oh, nice tush. Be a different story.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I've got a big announcement to make, by the way. Yes. This is good. I'm springing this on you now, by the way. But it's special for me and I'm glad that I can share this. After the weekend,

I've decided that I now identify as South African. You can't just jump ship just because they won the Rugby World Cup. You need to stand by your All Blacks team. Pretty sure I can. I've had to have the wallabies for the last 30 years. Okay, let me rephrase.

As far as World Cups are concerned, for the next four years, I identify as South African. And I'm a proud South African now too. After that victory, can I say I am a proud South African, a proud member of the Rainbow Nation.

Goboka is what I'd like to say. Goboka. Oh, my God. It really was quite extraordinary watching it. You might have watched the Rugby World Cup. You might have completely given up on it after the All Blacks were out. That was fine too. I think a lot of people did.

Me and fellow South Africans were very excited about the final. Did you have a jersey? Don't need a jersey because I wear my colours on the inside. So I could support the boys either way. And they did it. They won over England. All jokes aside, all jokes aside, I will say this, as a staunch, staunch All Blacks fan,

after seeing what it meant to those guys who won the World Cup, the South African guys, I think it meant more to them than it would have meant to the All Blacks. Well, how many Rugby World Cups have the All Blacks won in a row? Three? Two. This would have been the third. This would have been the third.

No one's ever won two in a row, so we did that for the first time last time. And then no one would have won three, but arguably three's too many, you know? Does it diminish the value of them? I don't know. I'm just proud of my spring box is the main thing. Really, really proud.

To see my captain, Sia Kolesi, lift the cup is a beautiful thing. Name three other players on the team. Cheslin Colby. Actually,

what am I asking? I wouldn't know if you were telling the truth or not. Iban Itzabeth. Oh yeah, what do you know? Yeah,

I don't know the players. And Diggity Woopycusham. Woopycusham. How would you know? Exactly right. Interestingly too, Sia Kolesi, the captain of the Springboks, the first rugby World Cup captain who is a person of colour to lift the trophy as well.

It was very cool. Eddie Jones, who's the coach of Australia. No, was the coach of Australia no was the coach of Australia for a while is the coach of England that's why they lost hey

he was no he's actually a really good coach he's a very good coach well I mean England wouldn't have been there if he wasn't a good coach yeah yeah he's done great things for England

was asked after that game so when they've already lost there if he wasn't a good coach. He's done great things for England. Was asked after that game, so when they've already lost, are you going to stick around for four years? Do you want to stay here and try and win the World Cup with England next time? Because Graham Henry lost a World Cup with the All Blacks and he goes I'm not going anywhere, I'd like another chance.

So they asked Eddie Jones if he'd give it another go. And I think he may have given the most Australian response possible. And I mean that in a good way. This is what he said in response to, are you staying around for four more years? The only thing we're worried about now is having a few beers. And that's the only thing we will worry about.

And after we have a few beers today, we'll probably have a few more beers tomorrow. And then probably Monday. And then maybe we'll have to pull up stumps. Had he already had a couple of beers? Sounds like it. Quite possibly. Yeah.

But not from the William Webb Ellis Trophy because, like I said before, my beloved South African's lifted me. Oh, get out of here, mate. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I mean, step aside FOMO because JOMO is on the rise in 2019. JOMO? Yeah, Joy of Missing Out.

Oh, okay. There's been a few studies done. Actually, it was actually a report done for the habits of Aussie shoppers. Yeah. And they also tested people around the world as well. It was the 2019 PayPal study where they test on, you know, what people are buying through PayPal. Oh, yeah.

Do you buy anything on PayPal? I use PayPal for everything. I don't understand PayPal. PayPal essentially is you put your details into that and then it's like the middleman and if something goes wrong, whether it's a scam or if you don't get your product, they track it down and they reimburse you and stuff. Yeah, but why do I trust PayPal?

Because it's owned by Elon Musk. Oh, okay. So it's a pretty trustworthy company. Okay, all right. I'll take your word for it. Anyway, they surveyed about 22,000 consumers globally and it's interesting to see what the report actually found from last year to this year.

So apparently they're saying that they found a decrease in buying tickets for like live shows and music gigs. As a Christmas present? No. Oh, just in general? In general. Throughout the year, they had a 21% decrease for like sporting gigs, music gigs. Yeah.

Stuff where you have to go out of the house. Yeah. And they had an increase on subscription services. So like Netflix or Amazon Prime or Neon. Yeah. Or, I mean, how many? There's so many now. Hulu.

Disney Plus. Lightbox. There's a ton. Anyway, so they're saying that they saw a 36% increase in stuff like that. Oh, okay. Which... Stay at home type stuff.

Well, that's what they reckon these stats show. And then I also was interested to see, because I'm a big online shopper, and obviously PayPal, that's all the stats that they're gathering is people who online shop. You know where they reckon one in

eight people do most of their online shopping? Work. On the toilet. Oh, okay. That's what they reckon most people do. A lot of time to kill. Yeah, a lot of their online shopping. So is there an increase in that too?

Because it's interesting if people are going out less, but they're buying more outfits, where are you going to wear your new outfit? Well, it's a good point. If you've bought yourself a new outfit, then surely you need to buy yourself a concert ticket or something more so you can go out and show everybody your new digs. Or do you just get your online shopping

or your stuff from the iconic and the market and stuff sent to your house and then you put it on and then you take a photo in the lounge, and you go, fit for tonight, and then you put it on Instagram? Yeah, and then you just sit down and watch Netflix? And then you get on the couch, yeah. Were you at my house on Saturday? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It dawned on me the other day, Clint, that as a 29-year-old woman,

there are still words that I really struggle to spell. Oh, yeah. And I mean I struggle so much with certain words that now my autocorrect on my phone thinks they're spelt wrong and every time I go to spell those words, they give me the wrong spelling. It intentionally puts in the wrong one. Well, I've spelt it wrong that many times that it doesn't give me the right spelling.

God damn you, technology. It's so annoying. Now, everybody has their phonetic kryptonite, the word that I believe you'll never learn to spell. Your brain has cemented the incorrect spelling. I don't think you'll get it. There are certain words that, yeah, my brain will just be like, no. What are your words?

I've got a couple. What are your words? I've got a couple. What are your words? I've got a couple too. One of mine is dilemma. Dilemma? How many L's? Can you spell dilemma? No, but I'm going to give you the chance to spell it

while I Google the correct spelling. Wait. No, I want you to spell it. Too late. I've already Googled it. You try and spell it. Dilemma. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Is it an E or an I? Off you go. D-I-L-E-M. Is it two M's? Is it two? I'm going to say A. It's two M's. Damn it two? I'm going to say A. It's two M's. Damn it!

That's your word. I knew. Mine's rhythm. Oh, yeah. Where's the H go? I don't know where the H goes. R. You want to give it a go?

No, I don't want to give it a go, no. I'll give it a go. No. Can anyone be the spell checker out there? Does anyone know how to spell the word rhythm? Do you want me to spell checker? Yeah, I can. Do you have it on your laptop right now? No, I don't want to give it a go. No. I'll give it a go. No. Can anyone be the spell checker out there? Does anyone know how to spell the word rhythm? Do you want me to spell checker? Yeah, go. Do you have it on your laptop right now?

No, I don't. I've still got dilemma on there. Okay. Rhythm, rhythm, rhythm. R. Oh, my God. Well, yes. What was it?

Rhythem. R-H-Y-T-H-M. You've nailed it, mate. R-H-Y-T-H-M. You've killed it. Have I really? You've looked at it before we came into this. Go me, mate.

Go me. Well done. So you lied to us. No, I honestly, I can't. No, well, you lied. You said you couldn't spell it. I know. Congratulations, me.

You've done well. Yeah. What about the word definitely? Oh, that word sucks. Congratulations, me. You've done well. Yeah. What about the word definitely? Oh, that word sucks. Oh, definitely. Yes. That word sucks. That word sucks.

I literally go to write definitely in a text and I'll go... Diffs. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. And then I'll go, sounds good.

That's it. And then I go, diffs. Yeah, I go diffs. Yeah, diffs for sure. I can't... That word's so horrible, I can't even be bothered hearing you painfully try and spell it. No, I don't want to do that anymore. Should we do a bit of an on-ear spelling bee?

Yeah, I want people to call up because everyone has those kryptonite words that they... How do you spell kryptonite? Anyway, what's your word you can't spell? No, I'm not doing this again. I'm not doing it again. What is the word that you struggle with? And Bree and I will try and spell it. Okay, let's try it.

And we'll see how bad you are, if it's just you or if it's the word. 0800 dial ZM. If we nail it first time, you're a big dummy. Dial D-I-A-L. Hey, spell ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. What's your spelling kryptonite? thing that's... Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. What's your spelling kryptonite?

What's the word that you just can't spell? Has it gotten so bad that your phone now thinks that certain words you've spelt wrong so many times are actually spelt that way? Because that's what happens in my phone. And you might not be a bad speller generally. No, I'm bad. Oh, that's a good one.

Generally is another one. You might not be a bad speller normally, but some people just have their word, right? Yeah, some words just can't go into your brain. Like Producer Ben, he's only got a few words that he can't spell. He's only got a few words that he can spell. Sorry, mate. Sorry, but...

No, but it's true. What's your kryptonite, Ben? Oh, so many words that I can't spell. Can I tell you what's rude? Is the rule they teach you in this school, I before E except after C. Too much to think about. No, it's bull crap as well.

It's not true. What about freight? What about the word freight? How do you spell freight? F-R-E-I-G-H-T. E-I-G-H-T. Oh, look at him go. He's actually nailed it.

He's learning. I think I'm up to level six in spelling. Yeah, well done. We have you guys on the phone now to tell us what the word is you can't spell. And then Bree and I are going to attempt to spell it. And producer Ellie is going to referee the spelling bee. Let's see how we go. Hi, Jess.

Hi, Jess. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. What's the word, Jess? So this is embarrassing and I try to miss it as much as I can, but the word favourite. Favourite. Favourite, no.

I think I'm okay with favourite. Okay, you take this one then. F-A-V-O-U-R-I-T-E. That's the Aussie and the Kiwi way of spelling favourite. Correct. Nice work. Because the Americans actually don't put a U. That's correct, yes. Nice work. Maybe that's the problem you're facing, Jess. Nice work. Because the Americans actually don't put a U. That's correct, yes. Nice work.

Maybe that's the problem you're facing, Jess. Thank you. Yeah, it is complicated. Hi, Jalen. Hi. Hi, Jalen. What's the word? Cinnamon. Oh. Your turn, mate.

Cinnamon. C, that's the first mistake people make. C-I-N. Cinnamon C That's the first mistake people make C I don't know if many people I-N Sin Sin I-M-O-N Cinnamon

Oh my god That was bad Is that not right? Jeepers No It's in cinnamon Would you like to have a crack at it, Jalyn? No, because I can't

Why would you call up and say the words you can't spell? Hey, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, guys. What's the word, Amy? Diarrhea. Huh? Diarrhea. This is a classic. Oh, this is so hard. This is something I actually have to text often. Now, the issue with this one is

I'm pretty sure it's diahorrea. Yeah, it's got a H in there. An H. I'll give it a crack. I'll give it a crack. Okay. D-I-A. Yeah. H.

No. You're way off. But good try. Do you want to have a go? Do you want to try? D-I-A. Mm-hmm. O-R.

Mm-mm. H-E-A. That word gives me the shits. Nice. Kim. Nice. Kim. Kim. Yes. Tell us.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Anti-disestablishmentarianism. Anti-disestablishmentarianism, the world's longest word. Because I have to write that quite often, Dot. Yeah, bulk tickle. Get out of here, Kim. Stop trying to make us look dumber. You can do it.

Stop trying to make us look dumber than what we already are. Brie can't even say it. I was like, what? Hi, Greer. Hiya. Greer, what's your word? Necessarily. Oh, yeah, this one sucks.

This is all you, Thomas L. It's like Mississippi. Where's all the Cs and the Ss and everything. You know what? Can I be honest? Yeah. It's on your screen. No, no, no.

I've got the text machine open, and I was like, oh, yes, it's someone's texted in, but that's the word they can't spell, and they've spelt it wrong. Of course it is. It's the word they can't spell and they've spelt it wrong. Of course they have. It's the word they can't spell. I reckon it's N-E-C-E-S-S-A-R-I-L-Y. Well done. Yay. I just pretended to be dumb this whole time.

Did you say N-E-C? Yeah. Shit, I would not start it right there. Oh, no. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Trash. Oh, treasure. Great game, no. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Trash. Oh, treasure. Great game, this.

Your chance to win free mobile fuel if you can pick whether the items we have are trash or treasure. Yeah, pretty much how it works. We'll give you an item. We'll let you hear a few things about it. And if you think it's trash, then you say trash worth under five grand or treasure worth over 5k.

Our treasure hunter today is Josh. Hi, Josh. Hello, Josh. How we going? Good, thank you, mate. How are you? Not too bad, not too bad. If you can get two correct, we'll give you mobile fuel. If you can't, Jessica wins your fuel for doing absolutely nothing, okay? Sounds good, sounds good. Alright, Josh,

here comes item number one. I'm here at the pawn shop today to sell my grandfather's dinosaur bone. He's had art all over his house, and this is one of the things that was displayed. All I know is it's a dinosaur leg. This is a Camarasaurus. Camarasaurus was a long-necked dinosaur that lived in the Jurassic period. All right, how much for Granddad's big bone? Treasure.

Treasure? A dragon treasure worth over five gay. Okay, here we go. If this thing came into my museum, I'd be very comfortable appraising it at 25,000. Oh!

Well, yeah, it's a dinosaur bone. Of course it's going to be worth over. That was easy. I'm looking at it now. It's more than a bone. It's a big one, isn't it?

It's the whole leg. It's the upper part, the knee joint, the lower part, the ankle, the foot. Yeah. It's more than a bone. It's a big one, isn't it? It's the whole leg. It's the upper part, the knee joint, the lower part, the ankle, the foot. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's good stuff. Okay, you just need this one to win. Next item.

Here it comes, James. This time I think I brought Rick something really unbelievable. It's a single leaf from the Gutenberg Bible. It's really the first substantial printed book in the history of the world. I don't really know what that is. I'm just going to cross to Bean. Hold on, Josh. We'll get you some more info.

Hold on. Bean, what's a Gutenberg Bible? It's just the first book ever properly printed. It was one of the first Bibles ever written. So is it a Bible? Yeah. Who's Gutenberg? I have no idea.

I want you. Okay, okay, sorry Josh. We just have to help Ben when we can. I want you to put yourself in Josh's shoes. He's a listener of ZM, loves the music, loves the vibes, loves the bands. Why does he care about the Gutenberg Bible? It's the first book ever printed. How is it not fascinating? Can you get Iron Man's glove or bloody... Some cool stuff.

You know, like get some... Edward Cullen's vampire teeth or something like this. You get the Gutenberg Bible. Scarlett Johansson's used tissue or something. Yeah, right. I'll definitely do that next week. Should I key in here? I've just done some Googling.

I did some Googling too. Did you? Yeah, did you get that Gutenberg, he invented the printing press. Boom. Basically, that book there essentially introduced the printing press as it was to be known for hundreds of years to follow.

It was like the first book that was mass produced. Oh, still don't care. Josh, it's a single page from a Gutenberg Bible. Is that trash or treasure? Treasure. Treasure. Locking in treasure for the free mobile fuel. You need this one.

They're going to place this around $80,000. He's done it. Nice work. Josh, I didn't pick you for such a big Gutenberg Bible fan. Never heard of it in my life. Did you enjoy learning all that stuff there, Josh? Oh, it was great. Good night.

That is Trash or Treasure. We'll get some mobile fuel out to you ASAP. Well done, Josh. Cool, thank you. Thank you so much. I guess at least we're learning things, right? We're learning some things. Next week, Moses' staff.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. We've been offered a surprise, or promised a surprise and we're in the dark here Brie. We don't know what's about to happen. Producer Ben's here. Hi Producer Ben. Hey guys, how are we feeling? Bit nervous? No you shouldn't be, this is fun. Is it? Yeah, no it's fun, it's okay. So, here's the story.

Something was said on air by both of you last week and a member of the public, someone you both truly know this person, heard it and wants to come in and settle a debate or make one of your wishes come true. Okay, all right. Paula Bennett, she's finally keen for the fight. So this is what you said last week.

I think the most famous person I've ever kissed on the lips. Tom Sainsbury. No, I haven't had the pleasure. He's so cute. I would definitely kiss him. So, I thought I'd bring in the man himself, Tom Sainsbury, to come into the studio and give one of you a beautiful kiss. Come to the mic, mate.

Hi, Tom. It's great to see you. Technically, it is Paula Bennett. It is. It is Paula Bennett number two. Aren't you beautiful, people? Technically, it's better. Tom. I'm so it is Paula Bennett. It is. It is Paula Bennett number two. Aren't you beautiful, people? Technically, it's better. What, Tom?

I'm so glad I got the memo about the hats. Yeah. Brunt hats. Also, I'm so glad we've got Tom back on the show after he called me such a beautiful thing last time. You said I look like Russell Crowe. Yeah. Tom's just walked into the room carrying a dozen roses.

Only ten. I was counting them. I bought them and I walked down here and I'm like, this stuff screws me up room carrying a dozen roses. Only ten. I was counting them. I bought them and I walked down here and I'm like, who sells ten roses? I know, I know. So we've just heard the clip. Nice roses. Which I didn't even remember saying.

I don't remember saying that either. But that's okay. But I definitely stand by it. Well, thank you. It's clearly your subconscious speaking, you know. It's coming through. The hidden desires. Freudian slip.

Who are you here to kiss? Well, I'm here to kiss both of you. Are you? Yeah, I am. I know that's not part of the plan. Ben, can we have some romantic music or something? Some sort of scene setting. Who do I, do I have to make, because it's on radio as well,

do I have to make a muah? Yeah, it has to be a sloppy. It has to be a sloppy. Guys, I have used gum. I've just tuned some. I've just had Tic Tac, so I'm ready to roll. We are ready. I've literally to be a sloppy. Guys, I have used gum. I've just tuned some. I've just had Tic Tac, so I'm ready to roll. I've literally just had a coffee. Yeah, perfect.

Don't try and... We are kissing, mate. We are kissing. All right, here we go. Oh, beautiful. Are you going to come round to me? I'm coming round to you. Is this like when Ellen kissed Jennifer Aniston last week?

Can you say something nice first? Say something nice about you. You've got beautiful lips. Thank you. What's his breath smell like? His breath smells very coffee and I love coffee. It smells very caffeinated. Is this consensual?

I feel real awkward. I feel this is purely consensual. I'm excited about this too. I don't know where to look. Okay, here we go. That was lovely. That was so soft. I do love a man kiss.

So I'm going to take these roses away from you and go to the next one. It's a beautiful thing. I'll have half of those afterwards. Tom has, I'm not used to. It's the perfect height for me. Yeah, I'm not used to kissing with stubble either. So that's what it must feel like to kiss myself. It would.

Yeah. So shave more often for your wife. I'll leave you and Tom to have your moment now. I hope this doesn't go too romantic. Okay. Do you want me to really turn it on? I'd love you to really turn it on. Okay, you ready?

Okay, okay. Three, two, one. Oh, it's open mouth. Oh, I went for a full one. Oh, it was open mouth. I was into it. Oh, I feel funny. You're a good kisser. open mouth. I was into it. Oh, I feel funny. You're a good kisser.

He's a really good kisser. I can't believe... I've kissed a celebrity. I can't believe our producers organised us a kiss for Tom Sainz free on the show this afternoon. I really enjoyed that, guys. You've got real soft lips. Can I ask, who's the biggest celebrity you've ever kissed?

Oh, I can't kiss and tell, can I? Who's the biggest celebrity I've ever kissed? I don't kiss and tell, can I? Who's the biggest celebrity I've ever kissed? I don't think I've kissed you guys. Is there anybody who you play on Snapchat that you'd like to kiss? I think maybe I'd choose characters that are far away from the kind of people I'd want to kiss, I think.

Maybe the cat. Maybe I'd want to kiss the cat on the cheek. This is the weirdest guest we've ever had on the show, but it's lovely and we're glad you did. What a beautiful gift. We will. We'll have you back for more kisses. Good. We'll have you back to go to the third base.

Oh, really? I'm into it, guys. Guys, I'm into it. I love softball. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You are listening to the only show on the airwaves this afternoon that has kissed Tom Sainsbury on the lips. Put that on the promo.

Put that in for a radio award. Is that a new category? Best kiss? Hopefully, if it is. Winners. Count it. Speaking of awkward, because that was quite awkward, us all kissing in here. Yeah.

I've got an awkward story for you from the weekend. Go on then. It involves me. Those are my favourite ones. Great. Perfect. I'm getting real awkward because I'm about to tell this awkward story.

I was mortified. Her shoulders have come up. She's tense. Stop it. It's like the time when you saw those photos of me on my camera reel. Yeah, your nudes. Not my nudes. They weren't nudes. They were semi-nudes. Tell us the story. You're in a safe place.

Okay. Recently, I have started seeing someone. Okay? No, we're not making a big deal out of it. We're not making a big deal out of it. Can we make a small, big deal about it? No, no. We know this.

I've got to get to the story. This is not news to us. We've been waiting. Do you want to hear the story or not? Can we have two seconds? Can we have two seconds? Just two seconds. Look at the producers are giving me the thumbs up.

Well done. You're giving me the thumbs up like I would never find someone. Nice. Good for you. Okay, Bree's seeing someone. It's no big deal. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Okay, shut up. Well, it might not be for much longer after what's happened. Very awkward thing happened on the weekend. Oh, no. What's going on? So I was watching Love Island Australia. Oh, yeah. Anyway, I've sent a text and I was like,

oh, I'm loving Love Island Australia at the moment. And they sent a text back and they were like, oh, I'm loving Love Island Australia at the moment. And they sent a text back and they were like, oh, I just can't get my head around that Sophie Monk's voice. Oh, she's fantastic. Who's the host. And as an Aussie, and most people love her. She's amazing. She's true blue, genuine.

So I go to send back a text saying, oh, don't talk about Sophie like that. And then so I sent that and then I meant to send I love her. As in I love Sophie Monk. Mm-hmm. So, yeah. I accidentally sent I love you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. accidentally said, I love you. It's okay to say I love you.

It's okay to say I love you to the person you're seeing. No, it's not. No, no, no, no. Not when it's this early. It's okay to say I love you to the person you're seeing, especially if you love them. What if you don't? You don't love them. What if you don't? You don't love them?

What if it's very early and you don't? You didn't want to say that. You didn't want to say it. There is something called a Freudian slip where what you truly mean accidentally comes out. I don't know if it translates to text, but this could be what that is. And it could be the universe accelerating your relationship

and saying, Brie, it's time to go all in. I don't think that's what it is. Well, okay be the universe accelerating your relationship and saying, Bree, it's time to go all in. I don't think that's what it is. Well, okay. Anyway, you've sent it. Anyway, sent that. I love you. And I've never typed more asterisks. Oh, you tried to cover over it straight away. Well, what?

Give them the chance to reply. No. With like an I love you or I really like spending time to reply. No. With like an I love you or a I really like spending time with you. No. Something like that. No, because why would I send that text in the middle of talking about Love Island Australia? It's obviously a mistake. I should just point it out that it's a mistake.

So you did. Anyway, I put I love her, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, all these asterisks. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sweating. Yeah, I can tell you are. I'm really sweating. I just want to know what they sent back. I know this person that you're seeing,

I know you will have chosen a good person who has a kind heart but also maybe likes an uncomfortable situation as much as the rest of us. What did they reply? The reply was? What do you reply to an unsolicited I love you text? How early in the relationship, by the way? Okay, relax.

I'm not giving you all the details. It's early enough. Early enough to not be saying that. The reply was, I think the reply was hysterical. Glad there was asterisks behind that. Oh, rough.

Ouch. What is that bad? No. No. No, it's not. Well, they obviously don't love you back. No, they're glad that they don't love you back. What if they do and then this was like, how did they know? One of you is going to have to say it first, by the way. You freaking commitment phobe.

One of you eventually is going to have to dip your toe in the L word. Okay, we've spent enough time talking about my relationship. It's time to go to bed. What are the odds? What are the odds? What are the odds that you say I love you to the person you love? That's crazy. Oh, shut up.

We'll take your birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we'll pick the best one to play. Let's talk to Afina first. Hi, Afina. Hello. Hey, what's up, everyone? I like your energy.

Good for a Monday. I like yours too. You're so funny. Oh, I appreciate that. That's lovely. Let's have her on the show more often. Did you hear she announced she's seeing somebody as well? Can you not? We're all happy for you, aren't we, Afina? We're trying to make it a water me for you. I love you. I was

cracking up. You're so funny, man. You're so awkward. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. What's your birthday? The 17th of November, 93. Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 17th of November, and this is your birthday banger.

Yes, Quinn. Is that funny? Yeah, it is a little bit, but okay. Yes, Quinn. Is that funny? Yeah, it is a little bit, but okay. Does this song sum you up? You ever brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack? Oh, no, I have. I mean, yeah, it's cool.

It's cool. It's a cool song. Okay, all right. No problems. Wait there. We'll see if it's the winner. We'll talk to Gareth. G'day, Gareth. I loved her.

She was lovely. Hi, Gareth. Oh, no. I've accidentally hung up on Gareth. Oh, let's go to Tegan. They might be able to get Gareth back. Tegan. Hi, Tegan.

Hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Tegan? The 9th of July, 1986. Okay. You were 16 in 2002 on the 9th of July, and back in the early 2000s, this was number one. It's getting hot in here.

So I will take off all your clothes. I am getting hot in here. The icon, Nelly. Oh, what a good one. Hot in here. I mean, that is iconic, that song. Banger. Banger.

Great moment for sweaty dudes in the club, Sue, when that song came out, because you're like, I am getting hot in here, and now someone else is singing about it. Remember he released that album, Suit and Sweat, the double album? I don't think he was meaning in the club. Yeah. Fair enough. Tegan, it's a good one.

We'll see if it wins. Gareth's back. G'day, Gareth. Hi, Gareth. Hello. How are you? I'm good, thanks. How are you? That's good. Very well, thanks. Gareth, what. G'day, Gareth. Hi, Gareth. Hello. How are you? I'm good, thanks. How are you?

That's good. Very well, thanks. Gareth, what's your birthday? 10th of November, 1976. Okay, you were 16 in 1992 on the 10th of November. And in the 90s, this was number one. Don't tell my heart, my achy, breaky heart. I just don't think you'd understand.

Bust out a line dance, New Zealand. He had a number one this year. Billy Ray? He sure did. How different does he sound to this, though? Are you a fan of that song, Gareth? No, not one of my favourites, actually. What about the mullet?

Were you a fan of the mullet? Do you prefer Billy Ray Cyrus' Old Town Road catalogue? Yeah, yeah, that'd be much better, thanks. Yeah, okay, no problems. Wait there, we're going to find a winner. Me personally, I'm a massive achy, breaky heart fan. Don't we have an incredibly diverse age range listening to, if not this show, Birthday Banger at least?

We've got a song there from the 2000s. It's perfect. We've got a song from the early 90s what are we going to play? pick one what are you like? I know that you I can't predict you

at the moment there's a couple of songs recently where I'm like oh she'll go for Kylie Minogue and you haven't yeah that was a curveball it's like you're trying to change things up

so am I going to be strategic or am I just going to say what's the song what is the song that people, if they walk into the front door tonight, might make a comment and say, Oh, did you hear that song?

It's not TikTok. No. No. Is it hot in here? It's not hot in here. I've checked the temperature. It's not very hot in here. Yes, it is. Woo!

Gareth, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Thank you, I think. Yes. Oh, you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been And laugh and joke about me on the phone You can tell my aunts to go back into the barn You can tell my feet to hit the floor Oh, you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips They won't be reaching out for you no more

Don't tell my heart, my achy, breaky heart. I just don't think he'd understand. And if you tell my heart, my achy, breaky heart, he might blow up and kill his man. You can tell your mom I moved to Arkansas You can tell your dog to bite my leg Or tell your brother Cliff His fist can tell my lip He never really liked me anyway

Oh, tell your Aunt Louise Tell anything you please A self-readin' knows I'm not okay Oh, you can tell my eyes To watch out for my mind It might be walkin' out on me today Don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart

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No. But sometimes you can't always choose what your birthday banger is. I'm just Googling biggest country music songs of all time. That one is not even showing up in like the top 20. What is it? What's the top? According to Google, it's Patsy Cline, I Fall to Pieces. Okay.

The first one you might recognise is Jolene by Dolly Parton. Jolene. Down at number nine. Jolene. And no metro station on that list either. Weird. Shocking. Shocking.

ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. For this next conversation, you may want to know that we have a couple of code words on this show to keep things PG. One of those code words is gardening. Indoor gardening, to be specific. Yes, and it's important to know that because indoor gardening can be performed outdoors. It can. But that's indoor gardening outdoors.

Yes. That's not outdoor gardening. No, that's a different type of gardening. Indoor gardening, what similarities does it bear to regular gardening? I got it, I got it, I got it. No. That's a different type of gardening. Indoor gardening. What similarities does it bear to regular gardening? I got it. I got it. I got it. Sometimes you do it with a hoe.

Yeah. And things can get... Well, that's offensive. And things can get dirty. Yeah. Yeah. You can get sweaty. Yeah.

Yeah. That's something that happens. Yeah. Sometimes you can... And often a seed is planted. Yeah, sometimes you can plant. That'll do, right? And now something that happens. Yeah. Sometimes you can. And often a seed is planted. Yeah, sometimes you can plant. That'll do, right? And now you know the code word.

That's the code word. This story has taken place over in, well, it's actually a German couple, which they boarded a cruise liner for a two-week cruise and they were kicked off on the first day of the cruise. Yep. Bye, see ya. I didn't even know that that could happen. Oh, yeah, you've got to be able to evict people from a cruise, unless you've got a cruise jail that you can lock them in,

but that would get even worse. Oh, that's a bit grim, isn't it? Now, these Germans were kicked off the cruise ship for a very specific reason. Very specific, which they were told that was the reason. It was for, obviously, they have a room on the cruise ship and they were doing some indoor gardening, but they were doing it very loudly. Also important to know with the code word,

indoor gardening can be done at sea. It can be done at sea. That's the difference between indoor gardening or gardening and, you know, you can't do that at sea. It can be done at sea. That's the difference between indoor gardening or gardening and you know you can't do that at sea really. That's one of the key differences. You don't need a garden. No. You don't need a garden to plough. And yeah so they were kicked off

after the first day of their two week cruise. Because they were making too much noise. Because they were making too much noise. So they were dropped off in Barbados at around 1am. Oh. And they were left to their own devices in order to find a way back to their native Germany. Is that the rules?

If you get kicked off the cruise ship, you make your own way home. They don't even huck you one of those dinghies and you can just row your way back. No, I think they drop them off. They're not just going to throw you out to sea, are they? Are they? Is that legit to get kicked off a cruise ship for noisy indoor gardening? Well, I was saying to you, I've never ever come across that issue on holiday before until this year when I went to the Philippines and I was woken up.

I reckon it would have been probably two in the morning. By noisy gardeners? By noisy gardeners. By noisy gardeners at the hotel. And I don't think they were even- Playing in their spades together. Yes, they were so loud. They were obviously vigorously gardening, trying to get the landscaping done. Yeah, yeah.

And it went for hours and I nearly went down- Tinned the bushes. Yeah, I nearly went down to the front desk. But I was like, what do I say when I walk down to the front desk? Well, just that, I think. To be honest, I probably could have. Don't use the code word. They wouldn't understand.

Well, yeah. I probably could have just said, can you hear that? Yeah, good point. Because it was that loud. Yeah. Anyway, they're suing the cruise line for $15,000 in damages and compensation. Yeah. Comprising mostly of the cost for the crews they didn't get to enjoy.

Well, they enjoyed a little bit, didn't they? Apparently they enjoyed quite a bit. Probably too much. I've got a question for you this afternoon, and everything will be, this is a ship reference, kept above board. Who'd you hear? Because obviously someone has made a complaint, so they've heard this couple, Indoor Gardening. Who did you hear, Indoor Gardening? Who did you hear?

Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Talking about this German couple who've been kicked off a cruise liner because they were doing some loud indoor gardening. And then apparently after that, they were also having quite a loud argument. Oh.

Yes. Did one of them not like the way the flower bed had been tended? Yeah, one of them didn't like how they'd trimmed the bushes. Oh, okay. Anyway, so they had, you know, everything was loud, obviously, in this couple. They had the loud indoor gardening, loud fight. I read they were kicked off at the captain's request as well.

Yes. He goes, get them off my ship. Yep. Get them off now. Get them off now. Everyone else on this cruise ship is 55 years and over, and they're not doing that anymore. They're getting jealous.

We know they're too young. Anyway, so they're now suing the cruise line place for $15,000 in damages because they got kicked off on the first day of their two-week trip. We're asking you the question this afternoon. Who did you hear indoor gardening? Hello, Rachel. Hi. Who did you hear indoor gardening, Rach?

A couple of randoms who were guests at a party at my house. Oh. Oh, what? What, during the party? No, afterwards, we'd all gone to bed. Everyone had left, and then there's two who we didn't realise were still in the lounge just gardening very loudly. You don't garden in the lounge at someone's place.

You don't know. No. How did you not know they were there? Were they underneath a pile of empty Billy Maverick cans or something? No, I'd ghosted a bit earlier, and then unfortunately the flatmates were boys, so they didn't even notice that there was people sleeping in the house. Bloody boys.

What do you do? Do you run into the room and chase them out with a broom? Like, shoo, shoo. Or do you get a bottle of water, like when there's a stray cat in the house and you squirt it with some water? Well, if I'd had a kettle prod, I would have known what to do. But mostly I just sat there mortified and then banged on the wall

about an hour later and said, give it a rest already. An hour? You were nice. Well, it was so mortifying. What do you do? Yeah. That, it is so embarrassing. Why is it so embarrassing?

To hear? Yes. Yeah, as the person who's hearing it. You shouldn't be embarrassed. You're not the one bumping uglies. Shouldn't we? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but you are. Okay. I don't want to see that. I don't want to walk in on that either. Yeah, true. Thank you, Rachel. Thank you very much. Let's talk to Brandon.

Hey, Brandon. Hi, Brandon. Hi. Who did you hear indoor gardening brandon um so i was at a work conference with one of my one of my colleagues um and we're staying in a like a hotel and you know it's like one of those hotel rooms where there's one door that separates the one room from the other one oh yeah yeah in case you wanted to have that door open yep yeah yeah so you can kind of like hear what's going on in the next room,

like if someone's talking. And they were doing the indoor gardening with, first of all, it was this guy from work with some random lady. But anyway, so they were doing the indoor gardening and then went on for a very long time, like 2 a.m., very disturbing. And then after the whole thing happened, she popped up and said, oh, you've got a golden hose pop,

if you can get the metaphor that goes with that. A golden, he was using a golden hose. They're really rare. He had a golden hose. So when you say golden, do you think... Like, obviously, it was perfect. Oh, it was a golden hose. So when you say golden, do you think... Like, obviously, it was perfect. Oh, it was a perfect one. Yeah, because normally the hoses are quite...

Oh, if he's your workmate, you've got to congratulate him. Well, do you really want to? Because you don't want to... The golden ones don't kink as well. You don't get a kink in a golden one. They're not as limp. And not as leaky, I think, yeah. Did him spree in Clint, the podcast.

I always love to read these stories about people finding cash because then I always think that it's a possibility that one day I'll find treasure. You'll stumble across your fortune. Well, maybe. Who knows? And this story is not far away from us. It's just over the ditch at the Gold Coast.

Oh, New Zealand's playground. Yes. Well, you guys love the Gold Coast. We love the Goldie. Love a bit of the Goldie. And this place. It's because you can get a super pass to go to all three theme parks. Oh, how good.

Plus you can go to Pacific Fair. It's just a wonderful place to go. Can I say Pacific Fair has had a makeover. Hasn't it just? And it is amazing. I think Pacific Fair is too flash now. I went there recently. Bit too big too.

Bit too big. Bit too high end. Why is there a Gucci at the mall? Yeah, I know. You know? Yeah. YSL. Yeah, what's going on?

Yeah, come on. Anyway, Surfers Paradise. Oh, what a wonderful place to visit. Anyway, this place is near the Gold Coast. It's called Runaway Bay. And tradies were doing a bit of landscaping in the backyard of this property.

And they had the dozer in there and they had the shovels and Bobcat. Bit of the Bobcat. And next minute, they discovered loads and loads of cash. So it was wads of cash wrapped in plastic containers, and then the plastic containers were duct taped.

When you say loads of cash, different for everybody. Yes. Thousands? $200,000 in cash. It's a lot of money. It's a lot. It's a lot. Thousands? $200,000 in cash. Yeah, okay. It's a lot of money. It's a lot. It's a lot.

The story gets even more interesting though because, you know, you would have thought maybe it was just someone who, you know, was a bit old-fashioned and didn't want to put the money in the bank. So they buried it. So they buried it. No. The cops believe so the money that they found was all paper bills, which meant they phased paper bills out in Australia in about 1996.

Yeah. So that means obviously the money was before 1996 and they actually believe that it was connected with a notorious postcard bandit called Brendan Abbott who was committing crimes around Gold Coast banks. It was a bank robber's money. That's like a movie script. If you find paper money, can you still use it?

Well, that's a good question. That's the first thing that I thought. I'm like, can you take that to the bank? Because if you do, they're going to ask questions. If you show up with $200,000 of paper money, they're going to start asking questions. And this is when I thought, because I was reading the story, right, and obviously tradies, they found this money.

And I thought to myself, I was like, if I was a tradie and I found this money in a backyard, it's not actually technically owned by anyone anymore. It's owned by the property. Yeah, the property's owned by, I think, like the council or someone. Oh, okay. For some reason. Anyway, if I was the tradies and you found this money,

wouldn't you just keep it? And then when I found out it was paper, it's obviously not worth anything. No, it could be. You reckon? I don't know. It's one of those real quandary type situations because if you've dug it up And it looks dodgy

Then my mind And I might just be Trying to convince myself But my mind goes to Victimless crime Keep the money That's where my brain goes But then I don't know

Next minute Heisenberg Turns up at your front door Yeah that's the other risk right They go Oh you're the landscapers Are you That's a nice We heard

You found some Oh you've got some new wheels On your Ranger How'd you You know how I know that Because I just Slashed them Brie and Clint

The podcast ZM I'm going to just come out And say it at the start of this This next conversation May not be Appropriate for younger ears That's all I'm going to say

But it also should serve as a PSA for anybody out there who finds themselves being, what's the term I want to use? Inappropriate. No, excited is the word I'm going to use. In the autumnal months. If autumn is the season that gets you going, then this is information that you need. No, that is a weird thing to say.

That is not a thing. Well, it is. It turns out it is because I've got a story here. So obviously we are at the opposite end of the seasonal calendar to the other side of the world. In Manchester, where this story is from, we're in spring, they're in autumn. What happens in autumn? Lots of leaves fall from the trees, right?

A man by the name of Michael Golskorhi, his name is not important, he's 26 years old, has been arrested for beginning a relationship with a pile of leaves. No, you've got to be more specific specific Was he taking the leaves on a date? No Was he buying the leaves a drink? No they got straight down to business

He was having a one night stand With a pile of leaves Now none of what I just said there What is this story? None of what I just said there is a euphemism The leaves is not code for anything else And a one night stand is what you think it is It's a one night stand What is this story? None of what I just said there is a euphemism, okay? The leaves is not code for anything else and a one night stand is what you think it is. It's a one night stand. What is this story, honestly?

According to the Manchester Evening News, in the full view of a local pub, Michael was seen atop the pile of leaves with nothing on below the waist. What?

He's obviously been drinking. He's drunk, yeah. He was heavily intoxicated. The police came and he was arrested. The statement says, We saw a male with his trousers down and all we could see was his bare bum. Can I just ask a question? Yeah.

Do you think at the moment where you're so intoxicated that you mistake a pile of leaves for a woman that might be or a man that might be time

to say that's enough. The court document says he was under the influence of cannabis Oh well that makes sense Alcohol Oh and some other He was on the cocaine Oh

So He was on the cocaine Well I don't know Because that now That's a cocktail That is a cocktail But is that a cocktail That makes one attractive To brown leaves

Like I don't know I don't know How these things work I don't know how The mind is a mysterious place And maybe that is an aphrodisiac What's autumn Are you just being

I'm not racially profiling The leaves No I was going to say Is he attracted to just brown leaves or is he attracted to, you know, like a... I believe he's attracted to leaves that are on the ground. A red, yellowy tone leaf.

He's attracted to leaves that are on the ground, it would seem. This is the shocking bit. If that wasn't the shocking bit. Wait, you know, you decide what the shocking bit is. Wait, what's the shocking bit then? He's going to prison for six weeks. Six weeks? Yeah, probably because he exposed himself.

Yeah, but, yeah, himself. Yeah, but, yeah, but, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Six weeks. Because of what? What's the charge?

You don't go to jail for six weeks for streaking at the footy, do you? You get a slap on the wrist and you get banned from Eden Park. The most this guy should get

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