ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 6th 2020

Episode Date: November 6, 2020

Are Fireworks still cool?The Latest with Dean McCarthyWhat did you get paid in?1 second song challenge!Mind BlownFridayOke!Birthday Banger!That Don’t Impress Me muchNZs electionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look at her getting angry. She's so easy to wind up. She's like, I'm on the phone. I was on the phone. I'm doing everything out here. Hi, everybody. God, we've been waiting for so long for Anastasia to be ready. She wandered off somewhere. I was working hard. I was on the phone to the winner. She was having a snack. Did you see it? No, I wasn't. I wasn't having a cigarette. She was having a break, having a cigarette outside.

It takes a few seconds because the cameras are very slow to set this up for the podcast intro family. The more you talk, the longer it's taking us. Sorry. Yeah, okay. Get into it, please. It's Friday, and that means it's time for an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Three and close. Birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! Anastasia. Anastasia, stop vaping. Wait. I'm not vaping!

God, you're smoking cigarettes and you're vaping inside. At least she's vaping at her desk now. My glasses to this podcast. And again, I'm not vaping, Mum. I'm not vaping. Okay, this is the part of the show where we go around the globe and do birthday bangers. If you want to know what yours is and you listen to this podcast, we've got a Facebook group. It's called the Bree and Clint Podcast Family.

And pinned to the top of the page is a post where you can add your birthday to it. And we've got a Facebook group. It's called the Bree and Clint Podcast Family and pinned to the top of the page is a post where you can add your birthday to it and we're slowly getting through them all. Let's get into it. The first person is Kenneth W. Fitzsimmons. Yeah. Simmons? Fitzsimmons. Fitzsimmons. And it doesn't say where he's from.

But his birthday was... Let's make it up. He's from Antarctica. He's from Antarctica. He's from Antarctica? Yes. He's a penguin. He was born on the 2nd of July, 1976. So he was 16 in 1992.

And on the 2nd of July, this was number one. Oh, Buzzy, this came up on the show the other day. It did. Like two days ago. Yesterday. Jump, jump. Jump, jump. Jump, jump. We like it.

It didn't win birthday banger yesterday. I love that song. But it's won before, yeah. Okay, next one is for George... Schirmer. Schirmer. Schirmer. Schirmer. Schirmer.

Schirmer. He's from Grand Island in Nebraska. That's cool. Oh, buzzy, yeah. Very cool. Hello, George. He was born on the 3rd of October 1963, so he was 16 in 1979. And Georgie, here's your birthday banger.

I'll send an SOS to the world. I'll send an SOS to the world. I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my Stinging the police Message in a bottle Have you guys ever thrown a message in a bottle out into the ocean? Yeah

On a boat? No What, from the shore? Yeah Right No, it was from a jetty It was from a jetty Did it just wash straight back up on shore? Yeah Yeah, I the shore? Yeah. Right. I was from a jetty. I was from a jetty. Did it just wash straight back up on shore?

Yeah. Yeah. I thought it would. Did you go and open it? You're like, whoa, mizzen gin and bottle. Okay, last one's for Louise Davies. Davis? Davis.

Davis. Louise Davis from East London in the UK. She was born on the 18th of November, 1992. So she was 16 in 2008. And Louise, here's your birthday banger. Do you know anything about London? You know I've had multiple, multiple people tell me that I would really suit London? London is incredible.

So I don't know what that means. It's such an amazing, eclectic, exciting place. But I was just meaning East London. Do we know if that's fancy or if it's... I don't know. Yeah, who knows? Maybe if... Where do the rich people in London live?

Notting Hill. Where the carnival is. I've no idea. I've never been. Where we went to Notting Hill? Where we went to London? Did idea I've never been We went to Notting Hill We went to London Did you go to the bookshop? Or the door?

The door Like the apartment? We went to the door Yeah Or Lucy showed me the door I don't know I haven't seen the movie So

You suck How have you not seen that movie? Is it the boy standing in front of the girl Yes I have seen it Yeah I have seen it It didn't resonate with me

Obviously it was a big impact for you. Yeah, right? Okay, we need a winner. Crisscross Jump Jump. Sting in the police, message in a bottle. T.I. Rihanna, live your life. It's Jump Crisscross for me. Oh, it's T.I.

No, sorry, not T.I. That's definitely last. It's the police, message in a bottle for me. Yeah, no, Jump Crisscross. All right, we're going to split vote. Producer? It's the police Message in a bottle for me Yeah no jump Criss cross Alright we're going to Split vote Producer

Ben You've got all three To choose from today What's the winner Of birthday banger I'm going to go Message in a I'll turn that down

Turn that down Yeah that's my fault I'll go message in a bottle Because it's never Ever ever ever ever come up Okay turn your thing down Okay I'll turn it down And that means

Stung ever, ever, ever, ever come up. Okay, turn your thing down. Okay, I'll turn it down. And that means... Stung. Who only ever has, um, tantric sex. Oh, scam! Yeah. Give me the ticket! Intercourse with this man lasts, on average, three hours.

So put it in your diary. That's two hours and 58 minutes longer than... You. I was going to say you. I know, and I said it before you. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys next week. Bye.

Bye. We'll see you guys next week Bye Bye Quick question on the message in the bottle If you were stuck on a desert island What's the first thing you would do In hopes of being found? I'd put one of those, um, those, uh, you know, what's it called? You're looking at it, so now I get to punch you. Yeah, you've done that, but what are you symbolising? That's what I'd put on a piece of paper and put it in a bottle.

Oh, the... Major look. Oh, right. What would you put on there? SOS and rocks on the beach. Oh, I thought you meant what would you write in the bottle. Oh, no. What's the first thing you do to get found?

I'd start... I'd build as many fires as I could. Set the island on fire. No, you build bonfires. Yeah. And then smoke reaches so far. Yeah. Oh, see, I've been watching too much Survivor. I'm too good at this.

See you guys. Have a great weekend. Bye. Oh, where's the dolphin? There he is. Oh! Message in the... CNN's Anderson Cooper had an immediate reaction.

That is the President of the United States. That is the most powerful person in the world. And we see him like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun, realising his time is over. That's news. I'm Lauren Mabbitt. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two... What a way to start the weekend.

One, two, three, two, one. Cut it, everybody. Imagine being described as an obese turtle on their back flailing in the sun. I mean, turtles are cute. I mean, I've definitely felt like that before. Guys, think about this. But imagine Anderson Cooper describing you as that. Think about this, though. Have you ever seen a fat turtle?

How would you know? How would you know? Yeah. Whoa. The shell hides a multitude of sins. Also, speaking of politics, I know this is not News Talk ZB, but you were talking about before, and they were just talking about it in the news.

Oh, yeah, the weed referendum? Yeah, and also the other votes that have come through since the election. Judith and the National Party have lost two more seats. Yeah, more bad news for the National Party. More bad news for Judith. Labour and the Māori Party gained one seat each. Each, yep. And the weed referendum,

which did pass with a no, well, it got a no of 53%. After the special votes, it's a no by 50.7%. So 0.7% is all that separated it. That is not much. That's pretty crazy. It's so close.

That's tighter than the US presidential race. And that thing's been going on for like three weeks or some shit. It's like when you do a poll on Instagram and you're like, how is this 50-50%? It's too close to call. Yeah. It's crazy. Anyway, if there's a president this afternoon, you will find out live on this show. I don't think there will be though. I don't think it will be

either. I think it'll be over the weekend. It's not even going to be, our Saturday will be America's Friday. They'll sort it out tomorrow. Yeah. They'll be like, let's come back Friday. Yeah. This is too entertaining. Let's keep this shit going. You know, drag it out.

Today on the show, huge show. We've got a set of Bose noise cancelling headphones and five buckets of cookie time Christmas cookies to give away before four o'clock at 10 to four. Yeah, that's huge. And we also have a $250 voucher to New World because of the New World Wine Awards. That'll be just before five.

Yeah, exactly right. And 500 bucks from Wendy's. Plus today, if you feel a bit stressed out by all the politics, we're doing a happy song for Friday Oaky. Don't worry, be happy now. This song reminds me of those fake trout fish. The Bill Bass things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's a bass. Billy Bass. Oh, it's a bass. Fun fact, every part of this song is made by the human mouth. So today for Friday Okie, every part of our version

will be made by our human mouth. That's right. Pitch perfect on the show. Yeah, right. All the percussion. We're the Pentatonix. Before then, though, we were sitting at the pub and Brie and I were going, what is that song?

There's a certain song that both of us are thinking of and we can't figure out what it is. Oh, she was on... X Factor. X Factor or was she on Pop Idol or what was she on? We spent all afternoon racking our brains to find out what it is. We figured it out.

We've got it. We think it's a banger. We've listened to it twice since We figured it out. We've got it. We think it's a banger. We've listened to it twice since we figured it out, and now we're going to play it on ZM. We're asking you, 9696, listen. Are we right? Is it a banger? Is this a banger?

Is this a forgotten banger? Is this a modern classic that we've forgotten about? I feel like it is quite forgotten, yeah. Okay, so here it is. This is Ella Henderson in Ghost. Oh, yeah. S, so here it is. This is Ella Henderson in Ghost. Oh, yeah. Suck all this in. Let us know on 9696.

Bree and Clint, Friday Afternoons at M. Bree and Clint. We've just had 45 text messages. Yeah. Oh, for the shout-out? They all read, Can you shout-out Matt Price? It's his 18th birthday today, please.

Well, first, some of them say Matt Prov. Oh, yeah, I see that. Matt Prov and Matt Price. Okay, who are we shouting out? We can only do one of them. Happy 18th, Matt. Happy 18th, Matty, wherever you are. Happy 18th birthday.

You're having a good one. Enjoy the pubs tonight. I mean, if you drink, no peer pressure. Yeah, sure we. Okay, here's a question for you guys this afternoon. Do we still like fireworks? Without any influence. First of all, without any influence from us.

9696, text us. Yeah. Are you a fan of backyard fireworks? Yeah, backyard, that's a good point. We're not talking about professionally done,

you know, at New Year's. I'm not talking about the fireworks that go off at RMV at midnight. No. We're not talking about the Sky Tower

that goes off on Chinese New Year. are trained in fireworks, you know, I'm talking about Devo, who lives beside you, letting off.

A bunch of different fire rockets. A box of explosives that he bought off the side of the road. Because all fireworks are sold on the side of the road now. Have you noticed that? It's all in like a race course car park or an abandoned warehouse. I'm going to put myself out there. No, you're not allowed an opinion yet. I'm not allowed an opinion.

No, I reckon we're not allowed an opinion. Okay, let's not say it. No opinions until we get the feedback of the people. We're not saying. For the next five minutes, we'll be journalists. Okay, cool. And then we'll be opinionated. Guy Fawkes.

I mean, so why is there a holiday for him? Because he tried to blow up Parliament. So why is there a holiday for that lunatic? Here's some stats for you, okay? Here's some stats. Last night in New Zealand, there were, and last night was Guy Fawkes, by the way, that was the night. Yes. 15 fireworks

related incidents that required emergency services around the country, which is actually considered a pretty quiet night for Guy Fawkes. Yeah, it's usually more than that, isn't it? In Auckland, fire and emergency were called to three fireworks incidents. Fire crews were busier in Christchurch. They got six call-outs.

Right. There was one in Wellington and another one in Whanganui. Okay, there you go. Any fires that started? Well, it was raining in Auckland last night. Oh, true. So. Kind of hard.

Makes it a harder challenge to set off fireworks. It was pretty dry tonight as well, so it could be the night. I reckon we leave it there. Okay. And open the phones up. Interesting. Okay. We just want to know because it's quite a controversial event these days.

Yeah. You're either one side or the other, I think. Yeah. Oh, 800 dials at M. Yeah. What do you think of backyard fireworks? Keen, not keen. Yeah.

Keep them, dump them. Simple. Call us now if you want to have your say. Bree and Clint. Welcome back to Talk Back on ZB. We're talking about backyard fireworks. Should they be banned? Yeah.

I'm Marcus Lush. This is, who are you? Heather Duplessy-Allen? Yeah, I'll be banned? Yeah, I'm Marcus Lush. This is, who are you? Heather Duplessy-Allen? Yeah, I'll be her. Yeah, sure. We'll put the question out there with absolutely no opinion of ours. We haven't said our opinion. We just want your opinion.

Yeah. First. Fireworks, do we still want them? Or do we love them? Do we love them? Do we absolutely love them? Oh, man, I love fireworks. Backyard fireworks we're talking about.

Backyard fireworks. Not the professional displays. We're not discussing that. We're talking about the backyard the professional displays. We're not discussing that. We're talking about the backyard ones. Guy Fawkes was last night. Get ready for a big weekend of bang, diddy, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Slash the next week. Shane has called up.

G'day, Shane. Hi, Shane. It's Shay. Oh, Shay. Hi, Shay. Even better. Fireworks, yay or nay? Definitely nay.

I used to be a yay, but we had a baby this year, and fireworks wakes this kid up like every five minutes. Yeah, I bet. They're so loud. You got some white noise? It's horrible. Yeah, we've got the white noise and everything. It doesn't matter when the fireworks are popping off.

We'll put you down for a nay. Hi, Chantal. Hi, Chantal. Chantel. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. What do you think, Chantel? Backyard fireworks, yes or no?

Oh, 100%. And I've got four kids and one's a baby, but I'm so totally all for it. You're for it. You love fireworks. Do we love fireworks, Sam? Yeah, boy! Yeah, boy! The kids are going nuts for them.

Okay, Chantel, you love them, but did you buy any? I spent actually $180 on the bad boys. Yeah, we went all out and okay did you let them off last night on guy fawkes night yeah um yes we let some we did do some but we we're we're not secretly now saving time yeah you are when are you gonna let them off uh probably on new year's oh yeah that's fair enough. New Year's is like everyone's expected it. New Year's is better than a random Tuesday night in December. Yeah, it's better than

next week on a Wednesday. Hi Ange. Hi, how are you? Welcome to the fireworks referendum. Backyard fireworks, are they for you or not for you? Absolutely. I grew up with them and then of course when my kids were little we used to have barbecues

so they could bring their friends around, control the environment out the back, and it was a fun night. Do you live in a rural area or an urban area? Well, I used to live in town. I mean, the kids have all left home now, and I live rurally. But I used to live in town,

and we had a decent-sized backyard. So it was cold as sack fireworks, was it, Ange? Well, not quite cold as sack, but I always used to invite the neighbours so they couldn't complain. Okay, Ange loves fireworks. Yeah, good idea. Jenna, hi.

Hi, Jenna. Hey, guys, how you doing? Good, thank you. It's 2-1 to the pro fireworks people. Do you love fireworks or hate fireworks? Look, I absolutely love them, but I have animals and so it's 100% no. Yeah.

And I've got friends who have horses. So have you ever seen a picture of a horse who's skinned its leg? No, but I've seen the pictures of the horses that have caught themselves in fences. Yeah, it's terrible. They've run through fences and stuff. Yeah, yeah. So imagine taking your stocking off, right? Yeah, not ideal.

Now imagine a horse doing that with its own flesh. So fireworks, yay or nay, you would be a? Nay. 100% nay. Nay, okay, thank you, Jenna. We'll take one more because we're at 50-50 now. Yes, we are at 50-50. This is the deciding vote.

Jo, you get to decide whether New Zealand keeps fireworks. No pressure, okay? Oh, well, I'm a definite no way. They need to stop. We've got horses. It's terrible. All the animals get terrified. Yeah.

So for the horsey community, I absolutely say no. They need to stop in the backyard. There you go. Stop it. It's a no. Horses get really wound up by it. They're really scared.

Yeah. And to be honest, I've got a new puppy and she was going berserk. Yeah, dogs hate it. Last night. They're really scared. Yeah. And to be honest, I've got a new puppy and she was going berserk. Yeah, dogs hate it. Last night. Oh, the poor thing. My cats hate it.

She was so terrified. And you can't explain to them, oh, it's just a bit of backyard fireworks. Yeah. I hate fireworks. Yeah, to be honest. I loved them as a kid

and I used to pressure my parents. I was like, mum, you better buy us good fireworks. And she was like, it's a waste of money. And now I hate fireworks. I think it's a waste of money. Like you watch them when fireworks. I think it's a waste of money. Like, you watch them when they're professionally done and they're amazing.

I love them. But like when I see Joe Bloggs down the back of our property letting some go and one went into his window last night, I'm like, oh. There is something pretty exciting about drinking four pals and setting some explosives off though. Guys, I'm gonna shit off these cherry bomb fireworks.

You know? Check this out. I don't know what I'm doing. And I'm going to sit off these cherry bomb fireworks. You know? Check this out. I don't know what I'm doing. And I'm close to my own house. Anything could happen. Hand me the lighter. Bree and Clint. Clint, Friday Jams. That's Ida Kaur and Fede Legronde.

It's Let Me Think About It. Banger. Banger, Friday Jams. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Speaking of people who make bangers, Dean McCarthy is live on the line from Los Angeles with news about James Blunt and a very, very serious stalker

situation he's got. Hey, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. This is one of my favourite stalker stories of the year, I think. So basically, here's the deal, right? James Blunt, remember that song? You're beautiful, it's true. Yeah, pretty hard to forget. So, yeah, hard to forget. It doesn't sound anything like how I sung it.

Anyway, here's the thing. A woman has come out saying that the song is about her. She's like, he has been stalking me since 1984. He first saw me on a train, a subway in New York City in 1984. He's been stalking me ever since. And now I want royalties because the song is about her. Now, here's the best bit of all, as if that's not weird.

First of all, in 1984, he was 10. Oh, my God. Yep. He hadn't been into America since 2002, so it wasn't her. It's not possible. I don't know who she thinks. No, it's actually physically not possible unless he has a teleport machine. That's wild.

Also, she's just interpreted the lyrics literally. Like he says, I saw your face in a crowded space. She's like, the train was actually really crowded. I like the idea of a 10-year-old James Blunt writing songs about older women that he sees on the subway, though. There's something creepy and romantic about that. I agree. Full on. Okay, thank you, Dean. That is the latest

about James Blunt. Stalker, thanks to Whitecliffe College, you can study art, design, fashion and technology with Whitecliffe. Bree and Clint. Saw this really interesting thread on Facebook where one of my mates had asked people, have you been paid in anything other than money?

Right. And there were so many people commenting. Someone, do you want to hear a few of them? Someone said, we run a campground in the middle of nowhere. Before we had FPOS facilities, we had one person pay the $20 camping fee in postage stamps. Well, I guess if postage stamps are useful to you. Then why not?

But charge them $25 of postage stamps. Yeah, just for the inconvenience. Someone else said, Dad's a boat mechanic. He's been paid in fish. Someone else said. That's pretty good, actually. If it's fresh fish. Would you be happy with that?

Yeah. Would you be stoked? How many fish though? To a point. What do you mean? There is. If it's fresh fish. Would you be happy with that? Yeah. Would you be stoked? How many fish, though? To a point. You know, there is such thing as too much fish. Like, if I can't get through it while it's still fresh. Yeah, then it goes bad. Then it's a waste.

Yeah, exactly right. Someone else said, I didn't go for it, but when I was 16, the local pizza place offered to pay me in free pizzas. To work there? Yeah, I wouldn't have went for that. You'd be sick of it in a week. Yeah. Someone else said, recently, instead? Yeah, I wouldn't have went for that. You'd be sick of it in a week. Yeah. Someone else said, recently instead of money

I got a goat. Let's just say everyone was happy with the deal. Really? That's what someone said. I love this goat. Yeah, I know, right? I've never been happier. I was saving for a goat. Someone on the text machine said, my husband is a hunter and on a few drunken nights

coming home in a taxi, he's paid for our fare with venison. Oh, that's good. Would you be happy with that? A bit of venison? Once. Again, once. Yeah, because I mean, how much venison can you have?

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Again, there's such a thing as too much venison. My old boss paid me and half my rugby team once to move a spa pool for him and beer. Oh, see, that's good. He goes, come around and pay you in beer. A lot of people get paid in beer, don't they? We moved the spa pool, which was extremely heavy, by the way,

and I suspect still full of water. I was going to say, was it full of water? Because you always have to drain them first. We moved it and he paid us in light beer. Oh. Yeah. Real dark moment. That's like getting a major pay cut.

But what are you going to say to your boss? I just said, thanks, boss. What? Thanks, boss. Do you reckon they were just like beers he'd had left over and didn't want them? They're freebies. Oh. They're promotional freebies.

Rough. And that's why he's the boss, you know? What, because he's stingy? Because he knows business. He knows business. Wait, does he work here at our work? Oh, I don't feel comfortable saying. He does.

Oh, no, now I'm in trouble. Someone else said, I was given a free boat tour around an island and all I had to do was put together a barbecue set. Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah. If you want a barbecue... Oh, no, boat tour, yeah.

So, wait, that's a double one because someone said, we'll pay you in a boat tour if you put together this barbecue set. Did you get to eat off the barbecue, I wonder? Hi, Caleb, welcome to the show. Have you been paid in something other than money? Yeah, I filled up someone's car that ran out of fuel and she paid me with a biscuit.

What do you mean, a biscuit? Is that a metaphor for something? Not a cookie time or anything. Nothing good like that. She literally gave me a wafer. Not even the whole packet? She gave you one? No, not a whole packet. How much fuel did you put in her car? Like 20 bucks.

She was stuck in the middle of a roundabout run out of fuel. Did you pay for the gas? Yeah. And I had to buy a jerry can as well because they wouldn't let me borrow one. Wait, did you know her or was she a stranger? Caleb's like, no, it was my wife. She was blocking the road, so I was like, oh. So you do something nice and she pays you in one lousy biscuit.

Good biscuit, though? Oh, it was actually pretty good. I hadn't had one in a while. Yeah, there you go. Maybe not a dead pink wafer is a good biscuit to get. I love a pink wafer. Thanks, Caleb. Let's open it up. Did you get paid in something other than money? Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or

you can text us on 9696. What did you get paid in? Brianne Clint. We were asking this afternoon, have you at some stage in your life been paid for something with not money? Like what have they paid you with? Yeah. And did you know that's the currency you were working for before you did the job?

That's what I'd like to know. Right? You're like, oh, surely this is like 20 bucks an hour. And they're like, your scones are ready. You're like, oh. Come on in, love. Your scones are ready. I've even added some jam. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, how's it come on in, love. Your scones are ready. I've even added some jam.

Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. First, what was the job that you did? What was the work? So it was pretty much multiple days worth of weighing lambs and docking lambs on the farm for my dad. Yeah. Oh, dad. Oh, this is going to be rough. Oh, no, Chelsea. Did he say, did he say, I'll pay you in 18 years of love and roof over your head? No, my dad always used to say, you know what I paid you? Dinner on the table and a roof over your head. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, I got that a few times, but no.

He pretty much paid me each time with a can of Coke. How old were you? Come on, Dad. Hang on, hang on, hang on. How old were you? Come on, Dad. Hang on, hang on, hang on. How old were you? Honestly, it went from about 11 until I left home at 18, 19. Chelsea, like, I can really sympathise with you on this because my dad, who's an apple farmer, would do the exact same thing. Yeah.

And why did you not learn? I learnt by the time I was, like, 13. I was like, stuffy, Dad, I'm not doing anything for you. George Bush saying, fool me once. Yeah, I tried to negotiate but then he threw it in to make it half a can of coke and I realised it wasn't. That's dad economics, that's good.

Hi Owen. G'day, how are you? Good thanks Owen. What was the work that you were doing first? Mowing lawns. Oh yeah, hard work in the heat. What is the work that you were doing first? Mowing lawns. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hard work in, you know, the heat. What is the going rate for lawns these days? I was getting paid in chocolate fish.

Chocolate fish? By who? Was it a sweet old lady who couldn't mow her own lawns? No, my uncle. Oh. And how old were you, Owen? I was about 12, 13 God stingy uncle

I don't know the capabilities of 12 and 13 year olds Are they alright to put behind a lawnmower? Yeah, as long as you know what you're up to Yeah right, okay Yeah you'll be right She'll be right Kyle's here, oh Kylie, hi Kylie Hi Kylie

Hi What did you get paid in Kylie? Well it wasn't me. It was my partner. And he did some IT work for somebody. And they paid him in these like tribal plates. And they had teeth ingrained in them. Tribal plates? I don't know who owned the teeth.

Were they human teeth? I don't know. owned the teeth. Were they human teeth? I don't know. They're very white. Whoever's teeth, they were really well maintained. So probably human. Do you still have the plates? Yeah, I took them to my office because I really liked them. I thought they were great.

Yeah, all right. Have you ever taken them somewhere for like, for someone to tell you exactly what they are or if they're worth any money? No, but they're a fairly good size. Like, I feel like they'd be really good

if you wanted to make like a cheese platter and, you know. Or if they're wanted. I'm not making a cheese platter on something that contains someone else's human teeth. Yeah, I know.

You don't know if they're human, though. You don't know if they're human, though. Yeah, you don't know if they're not. You don't know if they're human, though. You don't know if they're human, though. You don't know if they're not. You don't know, Kylie. Kylie's like, there's a 50% chance that they are. I'm going to take it on antique roadshow.

Yeah, do, do. Can you call us back and let us know what happens? Yeah, I will. I'll keep you updated. Kylie's cutting through a soft gouda with someone else's teeth. She's like, it's part of the charm. She's like, it's like a grater on the plate. Hey, Adam.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks, Adam. What was the work that you were doing? I had elderly neighbours and was helping them, like, mow lawns and, you know, helping the garden. Good on you. And I got paid in cucumber sandwiches. Yes.

Cucumber sandwiches. Yeah, that's good. That's not even good sandwiches. Yes, it is. Cucumber sandwiches. Yeah, that's good. That's not even good sandwiches. Yes, it is. Cucumber sandwiches on a hot day. Oh, my God. It's so good. No, yuck.

Old people cucumber sandwiches. No, where's the egg and lettuce? Oh, yeah. Where's the egg sandwiches? No, you just cucumber, a little bit of butter, salt and pepper, done. Fresh lemonade? Probably just water at that time. I was quite young. Fresh lemonade? Probably just water at that time. I was quite young.

Any gin? No, no, that's the nowadays. Any homebrew? No, no, none of that. Adam was rich in cucumber sandwiches. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Still blows my mind that that says you only get one second of a song. Why? What did you think it said?

I thought it said you only get one second to have a song. That doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense, but for two years that's what I've heard. That's how long we've been doing The one second song challenge It's me versus Bree And if you can pick the winner

You'll take home Some free mobile fuel And Caitlin got through first Hi Caitlin Hello Caitlin Hi Who do you want to Back in for the win

This afternoon mate I think I'm going to Back Clint tonight Love it Fair enough Caitlin Thank you. You're my girl. That means...

Olivia. Hello, mate. Hi. I'm going to do my best. Sorry, Liv. I will try. I'm due for a win. I am due.

Producer Anastasia is going to run the game. Anastasia, what's the go? This week's theme is just top songs we're playing on ZDM at the moment. Okay, cool. Ben, let's hear song number one. Clint. Justin Bieber, Chance the Rapper. Oh, that was definitely me.

Holy. That was 100% me. I'm really sorry. I heard Clint first. That's a point to Clint. Still got heaps of songs. You got this. I believe in you, Brie.

Yeah, you got this. I believe in you, Brie. It's always rigged. All right, Trump. Rigged. Let's hear song number two. Brie. I heard Brie.

I know the song name, but what's... It's Mood. Who sings it? Some random guy off TikTok. Does that count? I feel like... I don't know it. 24 random guy off TikTok. Does that count? I don't know it. 24K Golden Mood. That's correct, bro.

You're right. Some random guy off TikTok. Good song, though. Very catchy. Very catchy. It's a good song, yeah. Here's song number three. Three. Three. I know this. I know this.

I know this. Stan Walker. Oh, I know this song. Sing the chorus in your head. Just need one word. Oh, nah. Clint? No, but I'll say this and then I'll win the game.

Stan Walker bigger. It can be bigger, bigger than this. Listen to that good song beating in your chest. Congrats, Clint. Oh, that's an old-fashioned down trowel. You know you have to pull your pants down and walk around the table now, eh? That's an HR issue. Caitlin, you just won some free mobile fuel.

Congratulations. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. It is time to do a segment where we like to put some stuff out into the atmosphere, the universe, just to make you think a little bit. And it's called Mind Blown. 7.8 billion people live in this world, but can one of you please explain this?

Mind Blown. I feel like I've got a few good ones for you guys this afternoon. Are you ready? To have our minds blown always. Are you guys ready? Is everyone ready? Because sometimes this can be quite shocking for your brain. Let's kick it off with, I've always wondered,

does a bald chef have to wear a hairnet? Mind blowing. It's a great question. It's a good question. It's a good question. We're worried about scalp flakes. I've always wondered, do bald people get dry scalp? I'd say so. Yeah, probably.

And if they do, do they use head and shoulders? Yeah, probably. Maybe. What do they wash their head with? I don't know. These are all questions. We've got to stop doing bald things. All right, here comes.

No, there's always a bald one in here. Haven't you realised that? Here comes another one. At the age of 30, you've spent an entire month having birthdays. Mind-blowing. Yeah, that's quite good. Is that not trippy? A whole month.

What about those people who force you to celebrate their birthday all month? And they're like, it's my birthday month. I'm like, birthday months aren't a thing. You don't get a whole month. Get out of here. Get out of here. What about, if you think about it, the amount of people older than you will never go up.

The amount of people older than you? Oh. Mind blowing. In fact, good point. never go up. The amount of people older than you. Mind-blowing. In fact, good point, in fact, the amount of people older than you gets less every day. Yeah. What about if the early bird

gets the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait? Mind-blowing. And what does the early worm get? I don't know Eaten Alright, I've got one more for you this afternoon

This is probably one that really did me in today Right Every time you clean something You're always making something else dirty Mind-blowing What? Yeah, that works making something else dirty. Mind-blowing. What? Yeah, that works.

What if you're using a water blaster? Oh, yeah. Then you're just pushing away the trouble. Don't ruin the segment. God, there's always one. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. It is acapella. Yeah, we're going to go with acapella.

And Pitch Perfect was the movie that Rebel Wilson's in, and they all, you know, sing and beatbox. What's the best Pitch Perfect movie? The first one. What's the second best? The first one. This is our singing competition where we go head-to-head in a singing competition. Usually, we both spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer.

For today's song, we are not only doing the vocals We're also doing the percussion, the harmony, the bassline, the melody We're doing every single part of it There's no music There's no backing track There's no instrumentation whatsoever Which I mean we've nailed the singing part So why not do the rest of it right?

So we've spent 30 minutes each with a professional audio engineer today to do this song This is Bobby McFerrin 30 minutes each with a professional audio engineer today to do this song. Don't worry, be happy now. This is Bobby McFerrin and Don't Worry, Be Happy. What we want you guys to do is tell us who does the best Don't Worry, Be Happy.

Don't vote until you've heard them both. And because I chose the song, I'll start this week. Here comes my Friday OK. Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it Note for note Don't worry

Be happy In this life we have some trouble But when you worry you make it double Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry. Be happy now. Don't worry.

Be happy. Don't worry. Be happy now.'t worry, be happy now. That was all me. Every single bit in there, that was all me. Was that accent culturally appropriate? Don't delve too far into it. Now, when I pitched this song,

I realised that it involved whistling. And Al, who is our professional audio engineer, said to me, can Brie whistle? And honestly, I said from... No, I said to me, can Brie whistle? And honestly, I said from the heart, of course she can whistle. I can't whistle. I forgot that she can't whistle. It doesn't stop me. Really?

I'm a thinker. You found a way around? I found my way around not being able to whistle for this song. Okay. I'm so sorry. Every single bit made by your mouth? Every single bit, unfortunately, has come from my mouth. Okay, here it comes.

Breeze, Friday Oaky. I'm so sorry. Whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle Whistle, whistle, whistle Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note by note

Don't worry Be happy Don't worry, be happy In every life we have some trouble. When you worry, you make it double. Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry, be happy now.

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Don't worry. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Be happy. Woo, woo, woo, we'll, we'll, we'll be happy. We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll be happy. Hum, goo, goo, goo, goo. Hum, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo. Whistle.

Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle. Couldn't even notice. Wait, was that the original version? Turn me off. Why is it still playing? Because we have to play it until I say this bit. We need someone to pick a winner, okay? 0800 dial ZM.

Who won Friday Oki this week? Is it Bree or is it me? It's meant to be an uplifting song, you know? It's meant to go... I don't feel uplifted. I feel like I'm about to feel very the opposite. Downlifted. Yeah, because I'm about to feel very the opposite. Downlifted. Yeah, because I'm going to get downed out.

I picked this song just in case Donald Trump won the election so we could still, don't worry, be happy, you know? I feel like I'm not going to feel happy after these phones. Phone lines are open. Let us know your thoughts at M. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. An uplifting, morale-boosting Friday Oki.

Song picked just in case Trump won the election and you were a bit depressed about the state of the world, we chose this song. Don't worry, be happy now. And we both spent some time giving it a go, doing our best, doing all the musical instruments with our mouth. Can I just say you picked this

song. I did. And I feel like I've been stitched up because I don't whistle and you knew that I can't whistle. I will concede that you had told me before that you don't whistle. I definitely have. But I genuinely forgot. I genuinely forgot. If I'd

known what you were going to do, I would have whistled for you. Here's mine. Be happy. Don't worry, be happy now. And here's Bree's. Don't worry, be happy. You kind of sound like Barney the Dinosaur. Yeah, I need help.

Let's take our votes. Five people will decide Friday. Okay, five votes. Sarah's first. Hi, Sarah. Happy Friday. Hi, Friday. Hi, happy Friday.

Happy Friday. Sarah, how's it going? Oh, I'm good. How are you, Brie? Oh, you know, I've been better, Sarah. I've been better. Who's your vote for, Sarah? Oh, you, Clint. Thank you. Pretty foot low, Brie. Yeah, no, thanks, Sarah. I've been better, mate. Who's your vote for, Sarah? Oh, you, Clint.

Thank you. Did he put low brain? Yeah, no, thanks, Sarah. You don't have to say that. I know it wasn't. Hey, Matt. How you doing? G'day, Matt.

How's your voting looking? Who are you voting for on Friday, OK? I'm thinking it's going to be a whitewash for Clint. I'm picking that too, Matt. But thanks for saying it, though. I appreciate that. Thank you, Matt. But thanks for saying it, though. I appreciate that. Thank you, Matt. Kayla, hi.

Hi, Kayla. Hi. Hi. Who's your winner of Friday Okie today? Brie. It was pretty funny. Yes, Kayla. No whitewash.

Yes. No whitewash. Oh, you saved me, Kayla. I owe you a beer. You've saved Brie from her second down trail of the day. Oh, excuse you. You would have had to do two laps of the table. Your head's bloody getting bigger by the second.

I need to come back stronger next week, I think. Hi, Tim. G'day, Tim. Hi, Clint. How are you? Good. How are you? Oh, no, I'm here too, Tim.

Too bad. I'm voting for you, Clint, because I reckon Bree's like a dinosaur. Hey, I'll take that. Better than some other things that people have said on the text machine. There you go, Tim. Finally, Chav. Hi, Chav. Hi, Chav.

Hey, Chav. Yeah. Oh, Chav. It is Chav. I thought Chav, but then I was like, no, that's rude. It is Chav. Who's to vote for today? Chav.

I'd love to say it was close. It was definitely Clint, I think, this time, somehow. Yep. That song definitely hasn't made me feel happy. Don't worry, okay? Be happy. It wasn't the lack of whistling. It was the key.

All right, Chev. All right. Be happy. All right. Don't worry. Be happy now. Whistle. Whistle. Wh don't worry, be happy now. Whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle.

Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for Friday. Three people's birthdays. We'll find out what was actually number one on their 16th and then we'll play the best one.

Hey, Brooklyn. G'day, Brooklyn. Hi. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. You too. Yeah, thank you. What's your birthday, Brooklyn?

It's actually my dad's one. It's the 2nd of March, 1979. All right, your dad was 16 in 1995 on the 2nd of March. And you can tell your dad that this is his birthday banger. What a banger. Another Night, Riel McCoy. Great song. Do you know that song, Brooklyn?

No. No, I didn't think you would. How old are you, Brooklyn? I'm 12. Yeah, a bit too old for you, I think. think you would. How old are you, Brooklyn? I'm 12. Yeah. A bit too old for you, I think. Your dad will know it, though. He'll know it.

It's a banger. Nicole, hi. Hi, Nicole. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you for a Friday? I'm so good. That's awesome to hear.

That's when it's work. Yeah, how good is it? Yeah, how are you guys? Very good. Looking forward to a weekend. What about you, Clint? Yes. Pumped.

I'm going to have the recommended amount of drinks tonight, Nicole. And no more or no less. What's your birthday, Nicole? It's 14 Feb 94. Well, apologies that you've got your birthday on Valentine's Day. That's a bit annoying, isn't it? I mean, I get double gifts. That's lovely.

But you would always, you're going to get gifts anyway. Well, not if you're single. Not if you're single. Well, that's true. You were 16 in 2010 and here's your birthday banger. Oh, he's like a melody in my head that I can't keep. Oh, got me singing like. Oh, yes.

You know it's old because he sings about iPods. Yeah, I love it. It's so good. That's a banner. Yeah, it's so good. I'm actually going to play it after. Well, you won't need to if you win. Exactly.

Hang on, wait there. Let's get Rach one for the last one. Hey, Rach. Well, hello there, Rachel. Hello there, Rachel. Hello, Rachel. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? God, I heard it's your birthday, Rachel. It there, Rachel. Hello, Rachel. Hello. How are you? I'm good.

How are you guys? God, I heard it's your birthday, Rachel. It's my birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thanks, guys. What's the best present you've got? Go.

Probably this Crash Bandicoot Ooka Booka thing that holds my PlayStation controller. Oh, yes. That's cool. Is there a new Crash Team racing out on the new PlayStation? Yes, the new Crash Team, yeah. Yeah, I'm playing it. There you go. Oh, yes. That's cool. Is there a new Crash Team racing out on the new PlayStation? Yes, the new Crash Team, yeah. Yeah, I'm playing it. There you go. Awesome, Rachel.

Stoked for you. So your birthday is today. What year? 1987. Right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 6th of November. And on this day back in 2003, this was top of the chart. Oh, Rachel.

Rachel. Fat Man Scoop, the ultimate hype song. Be faithful. Absolutely. And you know what? It's got to win. You know what? It's exactly one year since ZM's Friday Jams Live, which Fat Man Scoop hosts. If it wasn't for bloody COVID, Fat Man Scoop would be in the country right now

this weekend doing Friday Jams live at Western Springs with us. No way. Yeah, and for that reason, you've got my vote. Yeah, you've got my vote, Rach. It's your birthday. I think you have to win. That's a banger. Come on, guys.

Am I winning? You're winning. Yay. This is for you, Rachel. Happy birthday, okay? Thanks, guys. See you, mate. Franclin, here's the winner of Birthday Banger, ZM.

You got a $50 bill, put your hands up. You got a $50 bill, put your hands up. You got a $20 bill, put your hands up. You got a $10 bill, put your hands up. Single ladies, I can't hear y'all. Single ladies, make noise. Single ladies, I can't hear y'all. Single ladies, make noise. All the chicken heads, be quiet.

All the chicken heads, be quiet. All the chicken heads, be quiet! All the chicken heads, be quiet! Yeah baby, drop this! Move face, now sing along, come on! I never knew there was love When I thought I kissed before All the good looking women sing along I can't hear y'all!

When I had someone to show me your love Now I've got the skin on If you got more hair, get your hands up If you got short hair, make noise If you got more hair, get your hands up If you got short hair, make noise If you got more hair on your head, ladies If you got more hair on your head

If you got more hair on your head From your ears to your sleeve, even if you got a wig Engine, engine, number nine On the New York transit line If my train goes off the track Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up Let's go! Stop playing, keep it moving

Stop playing, keep it moving Stop playing, keep it moving Keep it moving, keep it moving Stop playing, keep it moving Keep it moving, sing along Hey, ho, hey, ho Sing along now Hey, ho, hey, ho Ladies, fellas, ladies Hey, fellas, ladies

Hey, fellas, ladies Come on, come on, come on Sing along, everybody now I never knew there was a Bad, bad, artistic soul All the ladies, if you're in here I need to hear y'all I never had someone else to show me love

Word up, Badman School, Brooklyn Clan DJ Knuckles, K-Smooth Bad, bad, artistic soul Come on, Badman School, Brooklyn Clan Badman School, Brooklyn Clan ZM, Brant, Clint. Fat Man Scope, be faithful. The OG host of ZM's Friday Jams Live, who if it wasn't for bloody COVID, would be here in the country this weekend

for another Friday Jams Live. You know at Friday Jams Live when he does that song? Yeah. You know last year was the first year ever when that song has played, like when I've been out and about, where I've actually been able to put my hands up if I had a $50 bill?

Did you have a $50 bill on you? I did. Whoa, flex. Yeah. Damn, that's massive. Before, like when it came out, what year was it, number one? I'm going to say 2003. 2003, like I was like 11.

Why did you have a $50 bill? I don't know. Like that's the weirder bit. Who has a $50 bill? I think I panicked and thought that the drink stands wouldn't take cards. Oh, at Friday Jams. Yeah. I think they only took cards.

I think that was the case. Bree and Clint. Hey, it's back, everybody. That don't impress me much. Our segment where we use Shania Twain to have a big old bitch in a moan. You know, get things off our chest. And if you want to play, you're welcome to call up our 800 dials in

and do it with us. Correct. Shall I kick us off? This is a reminder, it's been a while since we've done this game. I can't even remember how to play. Shall I get us started? Yeah, go on.

Okay, I'll get us started. Okay. So I can let off 15 homemade explosives in my backyard, but I can't smoke a joint? Not cool. Doesn't make any sense. I can burn down Mount Eden, but I can't burn down a fat one?

I don't even smoke weed, by the way. I just think it's weird. I know you're still writing yours, so I'm going to let producer Ben go, okay? Yeah, okay. weed, by the way. I just think it's weird. I know you're still writing yours, so I'm going to let producer Ben go, okay? Yeah, okay. Ben, you're up. Okay. So you want to let fireworks off when it's not even dark?

I never understand those people. What? They let their fireworks off before it's dark. Oh, yeah, I don't get that. They must just like the bang. Yeah, or the kids have to go to bed early. I'm like, there's no point. I can't see it. There's no point.

Either keep the kid up or don't do fireworks. And don't do them at three in the morning. Oh, yeah, don't do that. This is risky. I'm going to take a live one. Hello, 0800DALZM, are you there? Yes, I am. Do you want to give this a go, do you? Yes, I do.

What's your name? Can't wait. Georgia. Georgia, okay. You haven't been vetted. We don't know if she's a safe one. I'll say we go for it. I'll take the risk. Here we go. Here we go, Georgia. Good luck. Okay. My car gets broken into up my driveway.

That don't impress me much. She nailed it. The one place where you think it would be safe. Yeah. Georgia. Do they take anything? Yes.

What'd they take? They got my laptop, my headphones and a bag of clothes. So nothing major then. Georgia? Do you live in there? Yeah, actually.

Why didn't you take their stuff inside? What are you doing? Because I was going away the next day, so I was being organised. Yeah. You poor thing. That sucks. Actually, you just got punished for being organised. Yeah, bless her.

Look, now I'm feeling arrogant. Let's take another live one. Oh, 800 dials at him. Hello. Here we go. Hello. Hello, who's this? Josh.

Okay, you're live to air, Josh. Are you ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready. All right, good luck. Okay. So 69 million people voted for Donald Trump? That don't mean much. That was good.

Oh, mate. That was a nice one, John. Yeah, wow. There's quite a lot in there. There's quite a lot in what Josh said, actually. That's a lot of people, isn't it? Okay, there's only two people left. Bree and producer Anastasia.

Who wants to go second to last? I can go. You want to go? All right, Bree's up. Okay. When you go in just to get your eyebrows waxed and they ask, top lip too? No.

That's it. All the balls. and they asked Top Lip too. That don't impress me much. No. So you got the looks that's awful. I didn't come for the Top Lip. Are we doing the full goatee today, Mim? Okay, Anastasia, you're the last one. Good luck. How well you think you're special. How well you think you're something else. Okay.

You used the ice in my ice tray but didn't fill it up? I want to have a nice cold drink after work. Here's a question. If you guys stay... Anna Sage has her own ice tray at work, by the way. Oh, no, yeah. No, this is the home one. How hoagy are you?

We don't have an ice machine here, but yeah. If anyone at work, anyone at ZM's using my ice tray. Why do you have an ice tray at work? I make iced coffee. You like to make iced coffees, yeah. I think it's a life hack because ice is free. I mean, I don't know if it's a hack. You just bring an ice tray to work. Yeah, but it feels like... It's no

longer a hack because my ice tray is free. Free in Clint. The special results came in today from the election, the New Zealand election, which happened ages ago. Half a million votes, which were yet to be counted. Yep, and it had an effect on the marijuana referendum. Didn't change the result. No.

So, but very close to. Very close. Three weeks ago after the election, or when we found out, whenever we found out the results of it, the preliminary results, 53.1% of people said no thanks. And that means it was enough to keep

it illegal. Well, half a million special votes have been counted. And now it's gone from 53.1% to only 50.7. 50.7. We figured it out. It's something like 60,000 votes. Yeah. In fact, it's exactly 67,662 votes.

Which sounds like a lot, but over half a million, it's pretty tight. It is pretty tight. So if you love the ganja and you didn't vote. It's your fault. It's your fault. Stink day for the National Party too, who lost two more seats in Parliament. Yeah, and the Māori Party gained one.

The Māori Party gained one and Labour gained another one as well. At this stage, Labour's going, Jesus, we don't know what to do with all these seats. Yeah, we don't have enough people to fill all these seats. They're ringing Jacinda's cousins going, do you guys want to come and join the Labour Party because we've got so many seats? We've got tons. Free tickets.

Clark's like, can I come and have a seat? Yeah, go on. And Jacinda's like, no, Clark. Stick to fishing and DJing. You're busy. But yeah, fascinating. Chloe Swarbrick will be devastated. She will be, won't she?

Yeah, she came so close to getting it done. How long do you think now, what does that mean for, how long would they take to re-vote on something like that? She can try and get it as another referendum in the next election, but I think it has to get I think it has to get Drawn out again Out of the ballot

I don't actually know How it works Yeah But it wasn't a binding Referendum anyway If they really want to The government can Turn around and go

Well you know what It was so close We're just going to Make it legal Interesting If they want to Because it's a non-legally Binding referendum

Right interesting Even if people had voted yes The government still could have Turned around and gone. Nah. Nah, Bol. Not keen. Not keen to do that. Yeah. And then they would have been hated. Anyway,

still illegal, so back to the tinny house, I guess. Back down to the gang pads. Zedding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up up, redeem points for rewards easy, if you enjoyed this podcast why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan

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