ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 7th 2018

Episode Date: November 7, 2018

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Zed-M! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see your dams! Zed-M's, Brie and Clint! Kia ora, New Zealand! Yeah, yippee-ki-yay, mother! Alright, alright. Sorry, I'm excited to be back.

It's good to be back. God, how good's a four-day weekend? Let's do that every weekend. Well, I mean, I know the country didn't get a four-day weekend, we just took one. And, God, it was really nice. It was good. And it's just, honestly, I mean, I know the country didn't get a four-day weekend. We just took one. And, God, it was really nice. It was good. And it's just, honestly, I feel so refreshed. I know this is not what you want to be hearing on your Wednesday when you're halfway through a week, but, God, I feel good.

I feel refreshed. I had to go to Aussie for a wedding. That's kind of why. How good's our output today been? Like, work-wise, we are running at an 11. Mate, there's some good stuff on the show today. Employers, if you're listening, if you want to get more out of your employees for less,

give them four-day weekends. That's what we've been saying. Yeah. Honestly, for three days, they'll work so hard. Or at least on that Wednesday when they come back, they'll work so hard. Or at least make it a 4-3. What's that? Like, who came up with this 5-2 bullcrap? Oh, work four, rest three.

Yes. Yeah, or rest four, work three. Hey, even better. I had something happen to me on my break. I had a bit of an accident. No, you've shit yourself. You think that's the first thing I bring up on the show? Mate, it's nearly happened a few times.

Well, no, not to me. No, not to me. No, that was your cat. No, that was... If anybody, that was producer Ellie. Oh, yeah. Anyway. Producer Ellie has problems.

Anyway, I'll tell you what my accident was because I don't think I'm the only one who's been in this situation. No, heaps of people have crapped themselves. All right. We'll do it after Drake. ZM. I've been moving, Conor. Start no trouble with me. Br it after Drake. ZM. I've been moving, Conor, start no trouble with me.

Bree and Clint on ZM. On our break, I had a bit of an accident. And I don't think I'm the only one who this has happened to. But it was pretty embarrassing. Oh, no. I told you. I said, take spare undies if you're going to that Indian restaurant. Right.

You have an upset stomach. Yeah, thanks, mate. Yeah, cool. Not that. I was involved in like a, have you ever done like a muckin where your mate's like, got to get this job done. Can we get everyone around and we'll knock it off together? What, like a?

They had a huge hedge in their backyard that they wanted cut down. Like a working bee? Yeah, like a working bee, yeah. They put on lunch, free lunch and beers. It's actually really fun. But it is essentially free labour. Doesn't sound fun. We cut down this huge hedge.

Ross Boss was there. We mulched up all these branches. Great fun. Real team bonding type stuff. I heard Ross did more drinking than working. He did. And this is a tip. Do not operate a mulcher while you're drinking Heineken.

And in a pair of jandals. Yeah, with a pair of sunglasses and safety goggles. Those are all things that we didn't do. I'm just saying those are things you shouldn't do. Hypothetically, don't do that. While we were loading stuff into the mulcher, I've got in there and I've gone, oh yeah, so much chance to be manly this weekend.

I've thrown my neck out. So I lasted an hour and a half and no crap, I couldn't move my neck was fused straight and have you ever seen people when they put their neck out and to look one way they have to turn their whole body

yeah it's really bizarre because if you put your neck out you're stuffed you're stuffed there's nothing you can do I couldn't move and this was on the Saturday and I couldn't get in

to see anybody about it until the Monday like a chiropractor or something like that I tried something I haven't done in to see anybody about it until the Monday, like a chiropractor or something like that. I tried something I haven't done before and I went to, have you ever been to an osteopath? Yes.

Different to a chiropractor. A little bit different, yeah. Chiropractor, they put you in, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack. Osteopath, how would you describe it? Kind of, it's just a different study. Yeah, it's more whole body, bit more massage-y. It's more kind of, yeah, this has happened because this needs to be right and we need to fix this before that gets fixed kind of thing. So I had my

first osteo appointment. How was it? Well, it was good up until a point. Oh no, you fluffed. He put me on the bed. He put me on the bed. Did you? And he goes, and I've never met this guy before either. And it's just me and him in the room. And he does some stuff to my shoulders.

He does some stuff to my knees. And then he brings my knees up to my chest. I'm lying on my back. He raises my knees up to my chest. No. I was very nervous. You know when there's one in the chamber and you're like you're holding it.

You're holding it. And I don't know if it came on because I sort of imagined it into being like I was so nervous that I manifested one but I could tell it was there. It was right. You hold it in. I wanted to hold it in. Every part of my being wanted to hold it in. I wanted to hold it in. Every part of my being wanted

to hold it in. He brings my knees. I'm doing quite well. You gasped a bloke. He brings my knees up to my chest and I want you to picture you're lying on your back locked and loaded and he puts a bit of pressure on my knees and I was like, Oh no. He's playing with fire there. That in he puts a bit of pressure on my knees And I was like

Oh no He's playing with fire there That in turn puts a bit of pressure on my stomach And then he goes Okay, I've got to drop down onto you So that we can get a click I was like, please don't do it Please don't do it

Please don't do it He lifts himself up He goes Three Two One And I just went... And at this point,

he's very close to me. He's lying on top of me, looking me in the eyes. My knees are around my chest. This guy who I've never met before. And we both heard it. You should have just said.

We both heard it. You should have just said. Oh, pardon you. I said nothing. Oh, that's worse. I couldn't say anything. It was so uncomfortable. You make a joke.

I couldn't. You know me. I'm weird about that sort of stuff anyway. You're really, yeah, whereas I just let them rip. You'll fart around someone within two hours of meeting them. You and I, I think I farted in front of you once, and again, it was an accident. And I made a big deal out of it.

And I was like, oh, come on, mate. I'm just, you know, in the whole time I've been with my wife, twice. By accident, obviously. Yeah, by accident. And is she in front of you? No. Not once.

Not a real relationship. No, okay. We'll be married. Excuse me. Can we please? But the osteopath guy, he must get it all the time. Like it must be an occupational hazard for him. Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel better.

The amount of pressure he's putting on you and he's beating your knees up and your bum hole's basically pointing at the sun and then he pushes your knees down on your stomach. Who's not going to do it? Mate, my physio could identify me from fart sound if it's happened that much. You poor thing. 0800. Like I said, though, I don't think I'm the only one.

No. 0800 dials it in. though, I don't think I'm the only one. No. 0800 dial ZM. Pregnant ladies. Yeah. Who'd you accidentally fart in front of? Let us know. You can text us on 9696 as well. What?

I've got a ripping story for this, actually. A ripping story. A ripper. Bree and Clint on ZM. Look, I've had a bit of an accident. No, no. What's that smell? No. Do you smell that? I had an osteopath appointment for the first time and he bent me in

positions I've never been in before. Alright, mate. We don't want to know what you're doing on a Saturday night. And when he leant on my stomach, I may have let out an involuntary fart. Never met the guy. Don't know if I ever want to see him again because of it. He was looking me right in the eye.

It was a very intimate pose. It's a natural thing. It is, but God, it was embarrassing. These things happen. Well, that's what we're hearing on 0800DALS.M. Who'd you accidentally fart in front of, Aria? Oh, hi. So I've been with my new boyfriend for about four months,

and he is really weird about farting. Like, he's just a no-go for him. I understand. Oh, get over it, mate. I know, but I'm a bit of a farter, but he doesn't really know that. I'm a bit of a farter. Yeah. Me too, Aria.

And we were at the supermarket probably last week, and oh, my God, he bent down. He bent down to get some chocolate. What was it? And he was at bum height, my bum height, and his head, and I let one rip right in his face on accident. On accident. On accident?

Come on. He has not let me live it down. No, why would he? You farted in his face. It was just like a little cute one, but it was definitely one. Yeah, it's a cute one, Clint. It's fine. Was that his first experience with your... Yeah. Do you feel closer to him now, though, Aria?

I thought it was funny. There's no way you could be closer to him. He'd be further away from you, if anything. I thought it was funny. There's no way you could be closer to him. He'd be further away from you, if anything. I think he might be. Nah, I think that's fine, Aria. I think it's a test in the relationship. I mean, could have picked a different

spot. Alana. Hi. Who'd you accidentally fart in front of? So, I went to the osteopath too, and I was 38 weeks pregnant, and I went to the osteopath too and I was 38 weeks pregnant and I had to, it was this hot reach osteopath, he was so gorgeous, lovely at the end and he made me sit on his hand. Oh no. I had one sitting right at the surface. Me too. One in the chamber Alana. You've gone in there with a loaded weapon. I, I was breaking a sweat

trying so hard not to fart on this hot guy's hand, but he said, just relax. I need you to relax. And I relaxed and I farted on his hand. And did you say something? Please tell me you said something. It was kind of like this

quiet little beep one, so I just said nothing, but the room was kind of like this quiet little beep one. So I just said nothing. But the room was tiny. Like, it smelled bad. You know when you think, oh, maybe if I don't say anything, I'll get away with it? No. Everyone has heard it.

I've heard pregnant lady ones are bad, too. Yeah. And I mean, you're allowed. Because you're farting for two. You're allowed to. It's fine, Alana. Makes me feel better about the osteopath. Who's the osteopath as well?

Happens often. Steve, who'd you accidentally let one go in front of? Oh, how does 250-odd people sound? What? What happened? So have you ever been to a Easter liturgy? A what? Easter liturgy at a church.

Oh, no, weirdly I haven't, no. Well, I was an altar server, so I lifted the cross and there's about a two-minute period. An Easter service, sorry. Do you mean an Easter service? Easter service, yeah, the passion. Oh, yes, Bree and I are both raised Catholics, so we know exactly what you're talking about.

I know exactly what you're talking about. Very quiet, very reverent, very echoey inside the... And the fire comes in. I probably went to the same church as one of your boys from Fletchford and Megan in the morning. Yes, yes. So they might have been there. Okay, so you're a farty older boy.

No, no, no. You're a farty older boy. We were at the upside-down bathtub, as it was back then, and we knelt up at the front with the bishop and a church and a deacon, and we're 20 minutes in, and I've been holding this since we walked in, and I let a long one out. And everyone heard it.

Hang on, Steve. And we finished mass. There was 40 minutes left. We walked all the way back and this bishop gave it to me. Steve, how long? How long? Yeah, how long was it?

The fart. Yeah. Oh, five Mississippis. Oh, Steve. I can just imagine the bishop looking at you, Steve, and then just going, Let us proclaim the mystery of faith. Oh, he was happy.

He was in such a great mood. Oh, Steve, you've made my day. Thank you, mate. We've had a four-day weekend. It's been lovely. I went back home to Aussie to a Byron Bay wedding. It's so hot over there at the moment. Your ex-co-host's

wedding? Yeah. Did he talk about me? No. I didn't talk about him either. It was on his wedding day, so he had other things. Yeah, I had other things on too. Cool. Didn't think about him once. Anyway, I caught a flight home on Sunday, Sunday? Monday night, caught a flight home and it was the late flight

and I thought, oh, God, I hope I get a window seat. Who were you flying with? Duh, Air New Zealand. Well done. You know what's up. Yeah, of course. Anyway, and I was so excited to see. I'd scored myself a window seat. Didn't pay for it.

Hell yeah. And I've sat down in my seat. Everything was going really well. It had the TVs in it. It was great. Good. Put my headphones on. Nothing worse than the trans-Tesman ones when there's no TV.

Yeah. What the hell are you supposed to do for three hours with no internet? Well, they make you watch it on your own device, on your phone. Yeah. That's not cool. That's a pain in the ass. I hate that. So I had it set up, had my TV on.

I was watching the Bruce Willis comedy roast. It was great. Oh, yeah. It was probably about an hour. He's very bald now, eh? He's so bald. He's leaned into his baldness very hard. Like, I feel like he polishes the front of the-

He owns it, though. Oh, he owns it, yeah. Yeah. And it was about an hour into the flight. I was kind of dozing off a little bit and I thought, great, I'll get a few hours and then I'll get into Auckland at about midnight. Yeah. All of a sudden I noticed someone was kicking the back of my chair.

I hate that. And I was like, what is going on? Because it wasn't like one kick and you're like, oh, they're obviously moving and readjusting. It was multiple kicks and it was every like 10 seconds or 20 seconds. They had a point to make. Yeah. I was like, I didn't have my chair reclined because I don't do that on a short haul flight.

Oh, three hours you can do it. You reckon? See, I always feel bad so I don't. I take my plane pillow. Very considerate. Yeah. And so I thought, what are they getting angry about? I haven't even put my chair back. This went on, I'm not kidding, for 20 minutes. Yeah. And so I thought, what are they getting angry about? I haven't even put my chair back.

This went on, I'm not kidding, for 20 minutes. Yeah. And I thought, must be a kid. Yeah. Has to be a kid. I would have checked before 20 minutes. Well, it's really awkward to check because if you look around, it's obvious that you're, you know, having a look.

Yeah. And it's like you're given the sly eye. Yeah. So after about 20 minutes, I thought, I might get up and go to the bathroom and then I can have a look at what's going on. Yeah, technical. Yeah. You want to go with technical wee.

Yeah. Tech-ty wee. So I've taken off my headphones and all of a sudden I could hear this like big noise. It was kind of like someone on a keyboard. It was really strange and I was like, that's weird. And as I've stood up, I've had a sly look directly behind me. A lady has a typewriter on a plane.

No. And then I looked again and went, no, no shit, that's a typewriter. The movement of her sliding the thing back over was the jolting of the chair. That's so good. And because I had my headphones on, I couldn't hear it. What are the rules with a typewriter on a plane? Because you know how you've got to put your laptop away

for takeoff and landing? Right. Do you get an extra like 15 minutes of typing in if you use a typewriter? But it's not electronic or the one she had obviously wasn't. Full analogue typewriter. A full old school analogue typewriter. That's incredible.

Last week we were talking about fax machines as outdated technology. Who's using a typewriter? I kind of looked at it and went, where did she even buy that? Yeah. It looks so old. Yeah. Anyway, I kind of was like, okay, so that's what it is. And then I sat back down and for the last hour and a half of the flight,

literally could not sleep because she was bashing on this old bloody typewriter. Tell her to put her bloody typewriter away. I said, she better be writing the next bloody Harry Potter. I assume by now that you can't buy any more fireworks. Just that weird time of year where there's no fireworks, no fireworks, no fireworks. Then boom, on the side of every street corner, some guy in a shipping container with just fireworks

coming out his butthole. Like he has more fireworks than he knows what to do with. That's dangerous, kids. Don't do that. No, don't do that. My uncle did that once. He has to take a poo in a different way now. He's got an extra butthole.

And every night for the next month, you're just going to hear. Honestly, it feels like we're in Iraq. They sound, they're so loud, aren't they? They feel like they're getting louder and more machine gunny. You said the most interesting thing to me today that I didn't realise, because you're not from here originally, you're from Australia. No, I grew up in Aussie, yeah. And you said...

I've never heard of Guy Fawkes before... I've never heard of Guy Fawkes before. You've never heard of Guy Fawkes? Because one of my mates here in NZ kept going on about this Guy Fawkes thing and I was like, what the hell? Who the hell is this guy that you're talking about? See, I just assumed that it was an international thing. No. That every country did Guy Fawkes.

And you're telling me that's not true? No. Not a thing. Because Guy Fawkes is a weird non-holiday. You don't get a day off and it's to celebrate something that happened in England hundreds of years ago where it's basically terrorism.

A guy took explosives in and tried to blow up Parliament and he put a whole lot of explosives underneath Parliament. So why celebrate that? I don't get it. And then they caught him and they killed him. Right, so they caught him. Yeah, they killed him for it and then we all celebrate by having explosions.

But I just assumed that we were doing it because every country does it and even Australia doesn't do it. Not that I know of. That is bizarre to me. Yeah, because people kept mentioning it. Never heard of it. When you strip it back it's a weird occasion. It's literally just an excuse to buy fireworks and set them off illegally.

You go, hey, normal everyday person who has no idea about fire safety or explosives or anything like that. Want some fireworks? Here's a week where you can buy explosives, take them out into your backyard, don't tell anybody that you're sending them off, and light them around children. It is just the most screwed up holiday.

So Ross Boss was telling us that it used to be for a couple of weeks you could buy as many fireworks as you could. Yeah, they've narrowed it down to a couple of days now. It's like three days or something now. So it's getting tighter. And a lot of people want them banned. And to be honest, this is not going to be popular. I want them banned too.

I love a public display of fireworks, but as someone who has animals, they hate it. Yeah, that's true. They are absolutely terrified about it every night. And it's not like it happens on one night. It's not like you can go to the dog or the cat and go, okay, bring you inside tonight. This is when it's happening.

Tonight's going to be the fireworks night. We have to sit around until every idiot exhausts his massive supply of fireworks that he's gone and bought for himself. And that could take months. I mean, I don't mind a firework. I don't mind a big public display. What if? Because then you know when it's happening.

What if? And it's always better. Yeah, what if? It was only one night. If it was one night, fine. One night? Yeah. That's the only night you can set them off?

Yeah, that'd be fine. And then if you set them off after that, you get booked. I don't want to be the fun police, okay? I don't want to ruin everyone's Guy Fawkes. I'm just saying literally there are about 30 fires around the country a night. I saw a news report the other night that said a relatively quiet night for police in the Guy Fawkes with 32

fires being attended by fire crews. That's mental. That is mental. If there was any other holiday where people's houses were catching fire and animals were running terrified and people were sticking explosives in their own butt, it would be outlawed instantly. My sister's husband, before they got married, he bought fireworks illegally back home in Aussie because you can't buy them. And he wanted to impress my dad.

So it came out to our property because we live't buy them. And he wanted to impress my dad, so he came out to our property because we live on a farm. He goes, hey, big Steve, want to celebrate me and your daughter getting engaged? I'm going to set off a few fireworks. My dad said, because it's super dry in Aussie, like the grass is just like, you know. And he's got kettle.

A fire, exactly. Sets off all these fireworks, fire. My dad said, not a good start, Simon. Bree and Clint on ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

The first time ever we've tried to rig birthday banger. Yeah, well, yeah, we've attempted. Kind of. Kind of. It'll still be the, we've attempted... Kind of. Kind of. It'll still be the right song if that person gets through. We've just asked for a certain birth date range to call through because the Spice Girls are getting back together. So we thought to celebrate,

it'd be great to have a Spice Girls song in Birthday Banger. So we figured out the exact date of someone who had to call to get a song. Do you want to say what it was? So the date was November the 10th till the 17th, 1980. How weird that the Spice Girls song, Wannabe, was only number one for a week. Yeah, I know. So that

makes it number one in 1996. We should figure out what knocked it off the chart. Anyway, that's the, I mean, it's a needle in the haystack. Yes. That's the birthday we're hoping that we get for Birthday Banger so that we can play the Spice Girls today. Yes. First up, Hayley. Hi, guys.

Hi, Hayley. What's your birthday? I'm sorry, I'm not that date. Damn it. That's okay. You might have a great one anyway. Okay, I'm 2nd of Feb, 1985. Okay, Hayley, you were 16 in 2001 on the 2nd of Feb,

and back on that day, this was top of the chart. Oh, it's a great birthday banger, Hayley. It's a great song. It is a great song. Any other day, you'd probably win. You still might win, depending on what we get. Hayley, did you hear he came out this year and said that it actually was him? Oh, wow.

I'm not surprised. That's not a bad joke either. That's true. That is true. Next up is Jason. Hey, Jason. Hi, Jase. That's not a bad joke either. That's true. That is true. Next up is Jason. Hey, Jason. Hi, Jase. How's it going?

Are you our girl power? 10th till the 17th of November birthday? No, I'm on the 11th of November, 1988. Oh. 11th of November. So you had the right day and month. You're in the right week. What year?

1988. Eight years off. Eight years off. Just eight years off. We're in the right week. What year? 1988. Eight years off. Eight years off. Just eight years off. We were close, though. All right, Jason, you were 16 in 2004 on the 11th of November

and this is your birthday bag. All right, now, lose it. Just lose it. Go crazy. One of the more wacky Eminem songs. You get

Just Lose It. How do you feel about that? Oh, could be worse. Could be worse. Yeah, okay. Not Eminem's best. One more shot. One more shot at our rigged birthday bag

and see if we can get it. Sarah. Hello. What is your birthday, Sarah? The 11th of November. Wait, so that's the... 1980. We've got it.

I already know. This is your birthday banger. Yep. Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. So tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. Sarah, congratulations. You have the Spice Girls' first ever song as your birthday banger. Yeah.

Are you excited about the reunion? I'm not a massive fan, but I do remember the song fondly from a hockey trip down to Wellington when I was nearly 16. Yeah, that's good too. I mean, it would be better if you go, yeah, I love them. I'm so happy about it. Let's try again. Sarah, do you love it?

Yeah. Oh, how good. Let's play it. Here's your birthday banger, Sarah. ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. The reunion is on. And today, your birthday banger is the Spice Girls and Wannabe.

If you want to be my lover. We managed to get someone to call whose birthday was the... The 10th to the 17th of November, 1980. Yeah, the range we needed. Yeah, because that makes them 16 in 1996 in that week. That means, I mean, people might already know this, but they announced their reunion yesterday and that's the same time as that song came out originally.

So it must be exactly 22 years. When they released it. Exactly 22 years since that song came out. I mean, reunion, most of them will be there. All part from one. Most of them will. God, I was a Spice Girls fan. Are you gutted that Posh isn't involved?

Yeah. I mean... She was the worst singer of the group, right? If you could pick one to not be in it, which one would you pick? Oh, that's hard. They're all integral to the Spice Girl name. Yeah. They all play their part.

I mean, I could drop a Jerry. What's wrong with Jerry? I don't know. No. Don't you talk about Jerry. They're all important. Six shows in the UK. No, just let it go.

Let's do back-to-back Spice Girls. Hit it, Clint. Free. Hit it, Clint. Free and Clint. Free and Clint on ZM. I think it was last week we talked about my ex on the show where I had some of their stuff still at my apartment.

Yes. And I didn't know what to do with it. It's been four months since we've broken up. What did you do with it? I haven't done anything with it yet. Cool. Just kick the can down the road. But.

Deal with it later. This could change things a little bit. Right. Because I've been home in Aussie for a couple of days. I went there for a wedding. Yeah. And then I caught up with a few mates on Sunday night and we're all sitting around the table and we're just chatting about, you know, whatever's been going on.

And one of my mates says to me, oh, have you heard who your ex is hanging out with? Oh. And I was like, oh, this is the last chat that I want to have when I'm having fun, having drinks. Yeah. With some of the girls. Yeah.

I don't want, I was like, oh, here we go. And of course I'm not just going to say there, I don't want to know about it. Of course I want to know. You have to say you want to know because if you say, no, I don't want to know, that's worse. You know? Like it shows that it's getting to you. You've got to just play it cool and go Oh, who? No, who? Please tell me. Anyway. I'm not going to mention any names just in case, but my friend told me this name and straight away I knew exactly who the person is. I'm friends with her.

We've been friends for a long time. We know each other. So your ex of how long? Nearly two years. Nearly two years. Is now dating? Seeing? In a relationship with?

Well, this is the thing. My friend told me, and I want to ask your opinion. Yeah. She's assuming she hasn't heard it directly from my ex. Yeah. So this is what she saw. Yeah. She saw on my friend's Instagram story a picture

and it was a picture of a laptop and it was in bed and the picture was of a movie and it said on the Instagram story, I'm not crying, you're crying, and it was a sad movie and then my ex's Instagram was tagged in it. Okay, no, no, no. Okay, no, no, no. Let's do all the detective work we need to do. Are they friends?

No. Independent of you? No. So they couldn't just be hanging out? No. They got no reason to hang out with each other if you weren't there? They were never friends beforehand. Did you introduce them to each other?

See, I can't remember. Do they? I don't think so. Does your ex know that this person's your friend? Yes. Does your friend know that you were in a two-year relationship with this person? Yes.

So they're both aware of you? Both aware. I know that this friend of mine has done sly stuff like this before. What do you mean? Not to me. Oh, kind of to me. Like crept up on. To another friend of ours.

Always after a breakup though? So one time our friend was interested in someone. Yeah. And this friend behind our other friend's back. Yeah. Literally. Went in. Went in.

Okay. God. And you're friends with this person? Well, not anymore. I was going to say. We haven't really been that good of friends

for about two years. If they hear this, the friendship might be over. I don't care because after she did the dirty on our other friend, I just thought,

yeah, I was like, that's not the type of person I really want to be. Okay, so let me reframe this then. Your ex is going out, your ex-partner.

No, this is what we're assuming. Okay, let me reframe again. Your ex is going out, your ex-partner No, this is what we're assuming. Okay, let me reframe again. Your ex-partner may be hanging out with your ex-friend. Yes. That's what it is. Yeah, but my ex-friend doesn't know that

we're ex-friends. Do you think you've got the right to be offended? Do you think you've got the right to say offended? Do you think you've got the right to say anything? No. But. I'm not saying you shouldn't be upset. I'm just saying,

do you think if you had to explain this to somebody, rationally, do you think it's fair? This is so personal into my life. It is. And to be honest with everyone listening, it actually did upset me. Yeah, of course it would.

Because as if you ever want to hear that. Anything to do with someone that you were with for that long and under the circumstances under which you guys broke up. Yeah, it's not great. And it's still raw and you've never had the closure sort of thing. Yeah. And you've still got all this stuff at your house. It's never going to be easy.

No. Who's in the wrong? Yeah. I don't know if anyone's in the wrong. We can ask. Maybe I'm in the wrong for being annoyed. If you're willing to be one of the people, we can ask that. Yeah, I'm willing to put myself on the stand.

That's fine. All right. Because I don't know. I don't think it's clear cut. I'm just calling the facts as I see them. Yep. Who's in the wrong in this situation? Is it your ex-partner?

Mm-hmm. Is it your ex-friend? That still thinks we're friends. That still thinks you're friends and hasn't told you about it? Yep. Or is it you? Are you overreacting? Are you...

Yeah, okay. Are you prying into someone else? I don't know. I don't know. Yep. We'll just see what we come through, all right? Great. 0800 dial ZM.

Do you want honesty? Yeah, I would love honesty. All right. Let's see what we get. You can text to 9696. God, personal this afternoon. Do you want honesty? Yeah, I would love honesty. All right. Let's see what we get. You can text to 9696. God, personal this afternoon. What's the Instagram handle?

No. Give me that out. It's a bit personal what we're talking about, right? Yeah, it is a bit personal. Let's just pretty much the details. All you need to know, my ex is now dating one of my friends. Your ex, you think, is now dating one of your ex-friends? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, someone I used to be really good mates with. No, neither of them have told you. No. You found out through someone else. Yeah. And you're wondering whether you've got the right to be upset about it. Yeah, because my ex has been texting me a couple of weeks ago. Stuff that she probably shouldn't be texting me if she's seeing someone else.

Does part of you worry if this was going on beforehand? Is that part of it? Nah, I don't think so. They were in different countries back then, right? Yeah. No, I don't think that. Okay, that's fine. You've asked us to put it to the people.

Yeah. We've done that. And as per usual, they have come through in their droves. Who's in the wrong is it your ex should she have come up to come straight to you and told you about it if that's what she wants or is no one in the wrong is no one in the wrong is your ex friend in the wrong does she owe you an explanation first or at least now or are you in the wrong see i'm just someone to be honest if i have been friends with someone or whatever, I would, the courtesy, I would message someone.

Just be like, hey, just to let you know. I don't know, you know, what exactly. I have done that in the past. Just as a common courtesy thing. I've called someone in the past and said, hey, I know you and I are friends. And I know this person that I'm with now used to be your partner. And just to clear the air. Yeah.

Just to be like, hey, just to be up front. And they were like, well, weird phone call, bro, but thanks. Let's find out. There are people here willing to offer their opinion. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi, guys. What do you think?

I think you totally have a right to actually be angry or disappointed about it. Yeah. Why do you think that? Just what, like, Clint reiterated, you should actually, yeah, tell your old spouse, you know, what's actually going on. Just out of respect for someone. I mean, if you love them. If you're going to social media it, right?

And it's going to be seen. Yeah, well, that's the thing. Then they're going to find it anyway. You should probably be the one to tell them. Yeah, you give them a heads up. Yeah. I mean. Yeah, I agree with you on that.

I know what it's like. Yeah. My ex-cousin actually went with my friend the month after we separated. Ooh. Yeah. A month. And how did you feel about that? Oh, it's a bit of a kick in the teeth.

Are you still friends with the friend? No. No, not at all. Yeah. Good question, Clint. Good question, bro. Thanks for your call, Lauren. Thanks, Lauren.

Juanita. Hi. Hi. Who's in the wrong here? Is it Brie? Is it the ex? Or is it the friend? Definitely not Brie.

Why? I think she has the right to be upset because, I mean, if you've been in a relationship for at least two years or two around about a year, it's serious. Or at least, you know, and if your ex hasn't had the guts to tell you, I don't think much of that. And if your friend is supposedly a friend, and they don't tell you at all, then they aren't really a friend. And I think that's what I've taken from Lauren. If you're posting on social media, which they know I follow both of them, just give a heads up. Give someone a little first before you tell everyone else.

Because you feel a bit stupid, right? I feel, yeah, dumb. Stevie, hi. Hey. Oh, a man's opinion. Okay. Who's in the wrong here? Is it Bree who feels the way she feels?

Is it the ex or the friend? Well, personal opinion coming from a guy's point of view as well, I believe it would be the friend. Reason being is because she has a friendship with Bree and she is quite well knowingly that

the person that she is now assumingly seeing is her ex-partner so she would be on the wrong. I see what you're saying, Steve, because you're saying the friend is probably the only person that really owes me anything. She does, and you have every right to think

whatever you would like to think towards the situation because you have been with your ex-partner for a period of two years. She's the one who's knowingly moved in for the kill as well. To become a part of your own life. Yeah. Yeah, I see what you're saying. All right.

Well, Stevie, what about this? What about the people's right to just get on with their life and do whatever they want and they don't choose who they hook up with? What about that excuse? There is the right of passage and to live your own life kind of move on thing. Yeah. But in saying that, like I go back to what I said at the start, the friend could have at least had the courtesy to somewhat message

or talk with Brie first. You got a partner, Stevie? Yes. Good. You sound like an emotionally woke dude. It's cool. Very emotionally intelligent, Stevie. Thank you for the call.

Do you want a couple more? They're all coming in your side. Let want a couple more? They're all coming On your side Let's go one more They're all coming On your side One more I know Okay

Um Abby Hi Heya What do you think Abby? I think I've been in your Exact same situation I think

Honestly No one's in the wrong But you are totally Valid to have Those feelings Yeah I see what you're saying Yeah

Abby Should she DM One of them And go Oi what's up No Should she go Totally valid to have those feelings. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Abby, should she DM one of them and go, Oi, what's up? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Should she go straight and just take it? See, this is why I ask the people's advice and not yours. This is why I used a nationwide radio station. Thanks, Abby.

I appreciate your call. All good. Okay. There you go. It says on the text machine. Yeah. Your friend is not your friend. Your good. Okay. There you go. Step on the text machine. Your friend is not your friend. Your ex moved on. You should move on too.

There you go. Good advice. Here's some emotional Lady Gaga to make you feel better. Oh, great. You, Brie, had a run-in with an A-list celebrity on the weekend, didn't you? And we're talking mega, mega A-list. We're talking top of your celebrity crush list as well. This is the pinnacle for me.

Like I, working in this job, we get to meet some amazing people. Yes, we do. And I don't really fangirl over many people because when I meet them, I'm like, oh, yeah, they're just a person. But, you know, there's the few that you really, really love. Yeah, I think there's probably two for you. I think one is Channing Tatum. And when that meeting comes, it's going to be so fun to watch.

It's going to be a disaster. You just stand there and try and be cool. I genuinely think you're going to punch him in the arm because you'll be so awkward. You'll just be like, get out, fella. Hello, mate. There's two. One's Channing Tatum.

The other one sings this song. We'll never be royals. Royals. It's the one sings this song. You love Lorde. Well, we both love Lorde. Good friend of the show. Close personal friend of the show. Big, big friend of the show.

Weirdly, she's never been into the show. And she's never communicated with the show. She's never messaged the show. To be honest, we don't actually know if she knows that the show exists. She doesn't. I'm pretty sure. You were at a cafe in the swanky Auckland hub of Ponsonby yesterday when I get a phone call from you that sounds just like this. Clint, you're never going to effing believe who's here.

And I was like, oh, who is it? She goes, you've got to guess. You've got to guess. I was like, oh, is it? Honestly, my number one. My number one. With how excited I said your first guess was, is it Jeremy Wells? Oh, yeah.

And you went, bigger, bigger. Bigger than Jeremy. It's Lord. And I said to you, well, if she's there, and you're at the same cafe, right? So she was sitting outside. Yeah. I was with some friends and we've walked past her. I was totally casual, didn't make a dick of myself.

Walked in and we've sat at a table where we could see her. I said to you, go outside and say hello. This is your big chance. This is your chance to solidify a friendship with national treasure, Ella Yelich. It was a big moment. You instead decided to not go and say hello to her, but to film her through a glass window. It was three seconds. And upload it to Instagram instead.

This is all we got from our possible Lord exclusive. Oh my God, look this way. Look this way. Holy s***, guys. I panicked. I panicked. You panicked. You choked. You choked.

She's a normal person. She's lovely. She probably would have appreciated it if you'd gone over and just said hello nicely rather than creepily filming her like I bet a hundred people do a day. Yeah, because I didn't want to bother her. Heaps of people were coming up to her. I didn't want to be that person. I wanted to were coming up to her. I didn't want to be that person. I wanted to act cool so that

I just filmed her from my table. Well, fantastic news. We've organised for her. No, shut up. Don't. Good afternoon, Lord. Hello. Don't believe it. One second. Ellie, why did you put on a fake accent?

She's a New Zealander. I'm trying to watch this one. She's a New Zealander. I love the people that listen to this show and I love the people that listen to the podcast. Okay. We love to get inboxes from people who are listening to the podcast. They might catch up.

I opened, no crap, I opened five DMs on our Instagram on the weekend. Yeah. Five in a row, all from countries outside of New Zealand. Yeah, it's great. It's fantastic. It's awesome. I mean, it's not so great for our local ratings, but it's nice. It's nice to be widely listened, I guess.

Good spot to promote the podcast too. We have a podcast. If you live in New Zealand, get on board. I got an interesting- Huge hit with the foreign market. Huge. I got an interesting DM from one of our podcasters over the weekend. Sure.

And I thought I needed to bring it to the table and I feel like a lot of our listeners, including myself, has been cheated out of something. Yeah. This is what the DM said. Yeah. Hi, Bree. I got some great news for you.

Was catching up on a podcast and came across an Insta fame game from the 9th of October. On the second round of the Insta fame game, which if you haven't heard the game on the show, it's where we pick celebrities, producer Ellie, and then we have to guess how many followers they have. Very simple game. I'm very good at it.

He believes, he goes on to tell me that he believes that you have cheated me. Oh, come on. In a game of Insta fame game. When? On the 9th of October. It's over a month. It's a month ago. Let it go. No.

No. We've grabbed the audio and this is what happened. He said, Sean Johnson, the rock, was the person in contention. Yeah. I said I thought he had 100,000 followers. You said you thought he had 550,000 followers. You said you thought he had 550,000 followers. The answer... The Rock?

Yes. Why would I have said that low for The Rock? He has millions. You said 550. Thousand? Yeah. That's what you said. The Rock.

Sean Johnson. Oh, no, wait. Hold on, wait. You mean Sean Johnson from The Warriors? Yeah, that's who I'm talking about. You're talking about D Sean Johnson from the Warriors? Yeah, that's who I'm talking about. You're talking about Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Hey, it doesn't matter. It's a person.

No, it's important. Okay, cool. Yeah. Sean Johnson from the Warriors. I said 550. The 5'8". Is he 5'8"? Yeah.

You said 550. I said 100K. This is what happened in the audience. All right, for Sean Johnson, Clint, you have said 550,000? 550,000. There you go. Br Clint, you have said 550,000. 550,000. There you go. Brie, you've said 100,000. Sean Johnson has 301,000.

That means Brie was 201,000 short. Yeah. And I was 149 over. That's a point to me. Quick math. Clint, I believe you said on that audio, it was right. One of the answers, you said 201,000 I was off. You were actually off, Clint, 249,000.

The game went on. See, if you say it fast enough, if you're confident enough, people just believe you. Ellie can't do the math. She's struggling enough as it is just to referee the game. She's got no idea what the score is. And if you just come in dedicated enough, no one else wants to do the math.

So if you just get it out there fast enough, you can take whatever point you want. Not that I've done that before. Not that I've done that before. Now I'm second guessing every game. No, it's just that one. Just a slip of the tongue. Anyway, the game went on.

You won 3-2. If I had have won that, I believe I would have taken out that game. But we don't know that. 3-2. No, we don't know that. But that game there... That game now is null and void. Doesn't count.

And we have to come back and play the redemption round to sort this out. What? We're going to play a Wednesday game of the Instafame game? Yes, we are. Clint, because we missed out yesterday. Fine. So we're going to come back.

Fine. And put this to bed. Fine. Can you get some calculators ready, please? Because I don't want the same thing happening again. I can't believe it. I don't want to have to relive... You cheated me. ...Insta Fame games from a month ago.

You knocked over 100,000 followers off yours. Brie has taken umbrage at the fact that I may have squeezed one past the keeper in an old, very old Insta Fame game. You cheated. I didn't cheat. You didn't pick up on... You accidentally cheated. I accidentally cheated. I just did the math for one of the Insta fame game. You cheated. I didn't cheat. You didn't pick up on it. You accidentally cheated.

I accidentally cheated. I just did the math for one of the Insta fame game results really quickly, got away with the point, and won the game. Someone's texted in and said, you want a rematch? Someone's texted in and said, that point should not be null and void. Bad refereeing occurs in sports results all the time, but nothing changes. Yeah, well, guess what, mate? Clint's not the ref.

He's a player. Ellie's the ref. Yeah, I'd like to say it takes some responsibility here though. Exactly. Ellie's the ref. Yeah, so you're cheating because you're not the ref. People get away with all kinds of things. People get away with all kinds. Richie McCaw, it was his main thing that he did. He influenced the referee. It's why he was such a great

player. Okay, so I need to be harder on both of you then. Is that what you're telling me? Do you think it deserves a rematch? Because, and the only reason, I had someone message me on Instagram. I'm not going back through the bloody podcast and picking this stuff up. The reason why, right, Insta fame game, we've got five weeks left of this year. Currently, the old score was 11-6. Which means you couldn't take out the year.

No. But, in a turn of events, the new score is now 10-6, which gives me a chance. Fine, let's do this stupid rematch. Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers. She would.

She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta-fame game. Now, I don't want any more rematches after this game, so Ben, I need you on backup stats. Here's a calculator in hand. Ellie, I need to know, is this redemption round, are we using the same celebrities that we used from that previous round?

No, we're using different celebrities. That's fine, just so we know, so we're clear. Make sure you keep my hands over here. It's a secret, all right. Yeah, got it. Ellie, when you're ready, it's first to three. Give us the first celebrity for the redemption round of the Insta Fame Games. That's freaking me out.

Mate, it wasn't me. It was the guy who inboxed me about the podcast. He picked it up. This is my thing. He'll love this, by the way, when he hears it. Okay, your first celebrity for the redemption round is Khalid. The great Khalid. That's his handle.

That is his handle. The great Khalid. Not a follower. Relatively. You just looked at my one. I haven't looked at yours. Alright. For Khalid, Clint, you have said 9 million followers. Bree, you have said 3 million followers. Khalid has 4.6 million.

That is a point to Bree. Now, Ben, are we sure that's a point to Bree? Am I right? Are we sure that's a point to Bree? Yes, that is 100% a point to Bree. Okay, just checking. Just checking because we need to check these things. No, I don't mind the backup check.

Ellie, when you're ready, give us our second celebrity. God knows everyone in this room can't do math. God, clearly. For the Insta Fame game. Your second one is the Spice Girls as a group. Very relevant. But they weren't. No, they weren't.

Mmm. All right. For Spice Girls, Clint, you have said $199,000. Brie, you have said $3 million. The Spice Girls have $198,000. That's a point to Clint. Why did you get so close? That was previously close.

I was no crap on their Instagram today. I was like, I wonder if the Spice Girls have got Instagram. Of course you were. Sorry, so that's a point to who? That's to Clint. Fantastic. That is to Clint. One all.

Next celebrity. All right, next celebrity. Matt LeBlanc. Joey. Yeah, Joey. Joey from Friends. We love Joey. Joey.

Another topical reference for the kids. Yeah, cool. All right, Joey from Friends. Ooh. I don't reckon he's got that. He's a friend, but I think the Instagram era passed him by. All right. Clint, you have said $330,000 for Matt LeBlanc.

Bree, you've said $2 million. Matt LeBlanc, now I might need the calculator for this, Ben. Matt LeBlanc has 1.1 million followers. So Bree is $ 900,000 off. Can we agree to that? You're 900,000 off? Yes. And I am 330.

Oh, 670. Ben, what's 1.1 million minus 330,000? 770. So it's a point to you. Oh, my hands are sweaty We're really nitpicking today We've got to get it right

2-1, match point Yes Okay, match point potentially We're going to go with Adele I love her. Yeah, she's cool.

I have genuinely got no idea. Okay. For Adele, Clint, your finger's just covering that, isn't it? Oh, 6.6 million for Adele is what Clint has said. Brie, you have said 12 million. Adele has 32.3 million.

That's a point. Oh God, it's a tie break. It's only right that we go to tie break. This has been dragged on long enough. Ali, for the final point in this round of the Insta Fame game, the redemption round, please

tell us which Instagram celebrities followers we are guessing. All right. We're going to go with Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff. Hilary bloody Duff.

What has she done to make herself topical? She had a baby last week. So suck on that. She did have a baby. You can't say baby and no. All right. Up the Duff. Hilary can't say baby and no. All right. Up the duff, eh?

Hillary duff. More like out the duff. Here we go. I'm just going to wing it. Okay, you're winging it. Flint, you have said 1.7 million. You're taking the piss, by the way. You get 10 seconds.

Hold up a score or you're going to be disqualified. All right, for Hilary Duff, Clint, you have said 1.7 million. Oh, I've got this. Brie, you have said 1 million. Hilary Duff has 10.4 million. And that is a game to Clint. No! Do you feel silly?

No, because I had another shot. And I'd do it again. If anyone else has been listening to the podcast... No, no more reviews. No more reviews. Unless they come out of my favour. So the score is now back to 11-6. Sensitive ears, if you're listening.

I mean, it's not that bad. But, you know, probably not the best thing to be talking about with your children. Is this an appropriate soundtrack? Yes. Cool. One of my mates says to me last night, what do you think about, you know, during that activity? Oh, when it's on.

When it's on. What do you mean, what do you think about? I was like, what do you mean, what do I think about? Does she mean who do you think about? Like, has she been in a relationship for a while and she's having to, you know that thing that people say they do where you put another face on the body? She said to me I've thought about one thing in particular for the last 10 years. The same thing? She goes same

highlight for 10 years. Oh a particular moment I'm not going, particular moment. I'm not going to say moment. I'm not going to say person. I'm going to say a particular body part of a person. Okay. Particular body part of a particular person? So picture this.

She'd been in a relationship for about seven years. Yeah. With a lovely guy. Yeah. My mate lovely guy. Yeah. My mate said to me, I don't know why, but any time we're in the moment. Doing that. Doing that. I always think about Kim Kardashian's boobs.

Wow. Not boobs in general. It's Kim's. It's Kim's. Bristises. I watched the Keep Going With The Kardashians episode last night where she finds out about Tristan, where Khloe finds out about Tristan. Oh, no.

And can I say, there is a particular body part that almost every member of that family possesses, which I would happily think about for 10 years, and it would definitely get the job done. I think that's probably what I was more shocked at. I was like, are you sure it wasn't the bootay? The back boobs. No one's calling them that. Mate, that's a different thing

Trust me Sorry Kim K's boobs Kim K's boobs That's it for her That's what she's Fair enough That's what she's pulling out of the highlight reel

What are you thinking about? Sandwiches No you're not No you're not No There's one thing I'm not thinking about. It's Kim K's boobs. I'm just thinking, stay in the moment.

Yeah. So I've heard this, right? Stay in the moment. I've heard this, and we were going to do something else here, but I think I want to ask, to calm yourself down, what do you think about? Oh, you want to go the other way? Yeah.

Some people... To settle the nerves. Yeah. What are you thinking about? What do you think about so you concentrate? To pull on the reins. Yeah. I bet there's a lot of different ones.

Sure. We've all heard the dead animal one. Oh. That's true. Who's doing one. Oh. That's true. Who's doing a dead animal? It's true. God. Dead puppies.

Burst into tears in the middle of it. Kills the mood. Why are you crying? Someone on the text machine literally just texting. Yeah. I think about trees. What do you really think about when you're in that moment with someone else and it's getting hot and steamy?

Your friend's a girl, yeah? Yeah. And she's been with her boyfriend for seven years. Yeah. She thinks about Kim K's boobs. Has done for ten years. Good for her. It's good that she has her... Her niche. Her thing. Yep. Has done for 10 years. Good for her.

It's good that she has her... Her niche. Her thing. Yep. She knows what works. I would have thought butt. Impressive that it still works. I would have thought Kim K's butt. You lying here next to me.

I would have thought personality. So you've flipped this around and you've asked a different question. Yeah. What do you think about to kill the mood so you can keep your focus a little bit? That mental stability that sometimes you need. Because let's be real. That cool drink of water just to really slow things down. I have heard from my guy mates that this is the thing where you have that one thing that you think about that kind of makes you keep focus or kills it a little bit for you.

Some great texts. Some really good texts on the text machine. I do math. Usually 16 times tables takes a lot of focus. Imagine if your partner just looked at you and she's like, why are you counting? I'm doing it for you. Trust me, it's for you.

Trust me, I'm doing it for you. What about this? I name the All Blacks back line and the potential interchange. That'll do it. Unless your wife then goes, why do you keep saying Malachi Fikita's name over and over and over? And also, what if you hit Malachi Fikita and the fireworks went off? Yeah.

That would be real. That would be really awkward. What about this text? Back in the day, I used to think about mowing my grandparents' lawns. Why the grandparents? No, I've heard people include the grandparents before. They're like, grandma, grandma, grandma. I'm like, don't bring grandma into this.

What did grandma do? She doesn't deserve this. Keep grandma out of the bedroom. I think my favourite text was this one because we said, what are you doing to try and pull up on the reins a little bit? Slow everything down a bit. This text.

Who's trying to pull on the reins? If I'm not in the moment, my husband will leave me behind. Brutally honest. I wrote back and said, we were thinking More for the guys They wrote back

God Wish they would think harder Whatever it takes you New Zealand Kia kaha Stay strong Speaking of throwbacks We played Spice Girls today For Birthday Banger

Loved it Wannabe. Released this week in 1996. And it went number one only for one week in New Zealand. Only one week. Which, I mean, it was their first hit. Yeah. So.

They're back together, you will have heard. One of them is not joining them, but you will have heard. Victoria. She was never going to join. She was posh Spice. Couldn't do it. Her brand now is, I'm cooler than the Spice Girls. I'm on

to bigger and better things. I'm in fashion. I take myself too seriously. Bigger and better David Beckham. Well, yeah. Does she have the best husband out of all of them? Who? I don't even know who the rest are married to. I mean, Mel B has been... She was in the Edie Murphy, wasn't she? She was for a little bit. Yeah. What do you mean? Mel B's what? I mean, Mel B has been... She was in the Eddie Murphy, wasn't she?

She was for a little bit. Yeah. What do you mean, Mel B's what? I mean, she's been with a few people. Oh, sad to Mel B. She has, though. She hasn't had a very good run in the love life. Maybe that's what she's into.

Maybe she likes to keep it... Yeah, well, that's true. I mean, David Beckett... Victoria's stayed with David. Well, she's in court at the moment for the Eddie Murphy stuff. Has David cheated on Victoria? Yeah. Oh, we're not supposed to bring that up anymore. Interestingly though, with this new Spice Girls tour,

Victoria Beckham is still going to get paid. What, royalties? Yes, because she is part of the brand and because part of Spice Girls is attributed to her. They must have good contracts because they can't tour it without paying her some money. So you're saying she's going to get a cut with doing nothing. Yeah.

So she doesn't have to do anything. She doesn't have to go on the tour. She doesn't have to sing. She doesn't have to do the interviews. She's not a part of it whatsoever. She doesn't have to rehearse. She doesn't have to get fit again. But she still gets paid.

So they're doing six shows. Where are the six shows? They're all in the UK. Yeah. They reckon they might tour it worldwide eventually. If this goes well. If it goes well, yeah. If it goes well, they might go. Yeah. They'll announce some other shows. I don they might tour it worldwide eventually if this goes well. They might go. They'll announce some other shows. Don't know if they'll come and do Spark Arena

or Horncastle in Christchurch. I'd love them at Spark Arena. Victoria Beckham, without having to do anything, in the Spice Girls reunion six shows, she does none of them will earn about six million dollars.

5.8 million. They've calculated on how many tickets they can sell, what the ticket price is going to be. She's going to get about a million dollars per show. Stop right now. Thank you very much. I'm going to do absolutely nothing and get a bunch of money. You should have said six million bucks.

That's why I'm not in the Spice Girls. Yeah. Oh, well. Don't have that rhyming prowess.