ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 7th 2019

Episode Date: November 7, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. This is an adults-only introduction. I disagree. Because we've done the intro and it has some adults-only content in it. I disagree. I think it's okay. Yeah, well, you're... It's on the cusp, yes, but aren't we always on the cusp? You will find out in this that your judgment is on the cusp now, like the content in there, where you've decided to do what you did.

There is nothing wrong with it. It's perfectly natural. Okay, all right, but it still needs's perfectly natural. Okay, all right. But it still needs a... Nah. Yeah, well, we're getting one. We're already doing it. We're doing it now. We're already doing it.

Oh, well, fine. I'll do a warning. I'll do a warning. And you say... No, I'll be involved in the warning. No, you say... I don't want to get in trouble. No, then you distance yourself

from the warning. So I'll go... I'll say this now. What you're about to hear on the podcast intro today may not be safe for younger ears. So possibly skip forward six minutes. Yeah, that's a long time.

Six minutes. Oh, fun police. Kids want to hear about that stuff too, you know. All right, there you go. That's perfectly balanced. Hello, everybody, and welcome to the podcast. I don't need to say, I realize I don't need to say whose podcast it is at the start because you downloaded it.

Or you were forced to download it, where it automatically downloads. How do you get forced to download a podcast? Like if you click something and then it automatically downloads the podcast every day. Oh, I see. Yeah, but once upon a time you subscribed. Fine, I hear you. Hi, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Nah, you don't have to.

I'm joking. Can I ask for some advice? And I do want advice from all of you. On your t-shirt, yes, you look like Bree and Clint podcast. Nah, you don't have to. I'm joking. Can I ask for some advice? And I do want advice from all of you. On your t-shirt, yes, you look like a bumblebee. I've taken a bold rest today with the t-shirt, yeah. Were you the bee that got to, you know, get down with the queen? Were you the bee that fucked the queen? Excuse me, okay?

I said to you. How much honey have you made today? I said to you. And I'll stand up actually because I know Ellie's filming this. I said to you. All I'll stand up actually because I know Ellie's filming this. I said to you. All I can hear is bzzz. In confidence. I was like, I need new t-shirts.

And you sent me a link and you said, these are good. And I said to you, I'm too old to wear stripes. I said, it's too jazzy. It's too bold. And you go, no, that's not true. So I bought a striped t-shirt and then I show up and the first thing I get is bzzz. Welcome back to my life. Yeah, because it's that striped t-shirt and then I show up and the first thing I get is bzzz, welcome back to my life. Yeah, because it's that striped T-shirt.

You look like you're about to go sting someone. Come on, guys, producers. What do you think? It's very blue. Sorry, yellow. And it is very fuzzy white. Well done, mate. Well done.

Are you colourblind? Yeah, a little bit. I do need some advice. Can I ask for it? It's Lucy, my wife's birthday on monday get her a present okay good advice thanks mate what do i get her because last year i fell into the same trap and brie and i went looking and we ended up buying a very expensive handbag i did kind of force you into that but it was like the third gift i bought some wind chimes

and i was like yeah that's right and the hat and And I was like, yeah, that's nice. Which is a shit gift. That's right. And the hat. And then I was like, we need something more. So I bought the hat. Yeah, it was a cheap hat. No, it wasn't a cheap hat. Well, how much was it? It was a Karen Walker hat. Why does money matter? Why does money matter?

Why is it like, yeah, it's a cheap hat? Oh, I see what you mean. Oh, right, right. Huh? Anyway, anyway, anyway. Her birthday's on Monday and I'm falling into the same trap again. Where I've got her a present and I don't know if it's the right thing. You're fine.

I got her a concert. She doesn't listen to this. I got her a concert ticket. Oh, me? But the concert's not until April. That's right. That's fine. That's fine.

That's me. And because it's more, I, and you know what? Money doesn't matter because the best kind of gift is a thoughtful gift where you hear someone say something and then you get them something. Oh, well, that's what I've done. Exactly. So that is the best type of gift. It doesn't matter how much it costs.

Okay, then no, I don't need any advice. Turns out I was right all along. I'd probably buy some sunglasses, though, if I was you, just so she can have something now. I would never assume to know what sort of sunglasses. Fire a gift card from Bailey Nelson. That's a good idea. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, well, that was great. Any other Edmund anyone wants to bring to the podcast today? Anybody got anything going on in their life that they couldn't hear on the show that they would like to? No, we already talked about me shaving my face. Thank you. That's coming up in the show.

It's good. You're an ambassador. I didn't shave my face. Well, don't spoil what's going to come up, though. I got dermaplaning. Well, technically, yes, it is shaving my face, but. face. Don't spoil what's going to come up though. I got dermaplaning. Well technically yes it is shaving my face but Is dermaplaning a form of aviation

Newt? No. That's a great question. It is not. I mean don't spoil the show. There's lots of good stuff in there. Including a shave. Ellie and I are off to a party so we've got to get out of here. You both look lovely by the way. Thank you. Very nice. Thank you. I wear the

same top to every event I go to. I'm in that mode now. Yeah. I just don't. It's the one that works and you go I'm not here to take any risks. Well I just want to be comfortable and I was going to put a fake tan on last night at 11pm and I just because I was going to wear a dress

and I just thought I can't be fucked. Fair bro. I'm going to be uncomfortable because I was going to wear I was either going to wear a dress. And I just thought, I can't be fucked. And I'm going to be uncomfortable because I was either going to wear this dress, which I need a fake tan if I'm wearing because I'm so white, or I was going to wear a white jumpsuit. Have you ever seen a woman who's got white as fuck skin in a white jumpsuit? It looks terrible. Have you ever seen a woman in a white AF jumpsuit who's done a faked hand at 11pm the night before? Exactly.

So that wouldn't have worked out well either. And I already had a camel toe in that jumpsuit, so it's a very touch and go. Well, I got a camel toe if you don't readjust yourself on the reg, and if you're drinking, it's dangerous. And then the song comes up and it's like, put your hands up in the air, and then you do that, and it really...

Yeah. And you know the worst part about wearing a jumpsuit like that jumpsuit like that you guys you yes you guys wouldn't know this but if you wear a jumpsuit to an event right you have to take the whole jumpsuit off to go to the toilet so you literally sit naked in the public toilet how weird is that imagine if you accidentally open the cubicle and there's some chick sitting naked on the toilet. Exactly. Does anyone need to put the whole jumpsuit

on the floor? The sticky public toilet. No, you don't. You hold it. And do you hang it on the back of the door or something? Well, yeah,

you could do that. One time, I couldn't get my jumpsuit zipper off and I was busting and I remember I had to wait for another woman

to come into the bathroom to help me unzip my jumpsuit. Girls helping girls. I know a had to wait for another woman to come into the bathroom to help me unzip my jumpsuit. Girls helping girls. I know a guy who only does number twos naked, but even if he's at work. I know where this story's going. No.

It's not going anywhere. Where do you think it's going? I know where it's going, that he gets naked at work to do his shit. Oh, yeah, that's where it was going. Yeah, exactly. That's disgusting. He used to send us photos in the group chat of just his

pants, his shirt and his undies hung on the back of the cubicle door and his shoes nightly set up. What, he takes his shoes off as well? I said fully naked. That is so funny. It's like a ritual for him. Nah, that's some weird like

You've got to take your shoes off. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on a second, hang on. First of all, you've got to take your shoes off to get your pants off. Anyway, second of all, how weird would it be to take everything off and then put the shoes back on? Well, at least when someone looked underneath the toilet door, they would think, oh, that's just a normal person. Oh, there's a guy wearing business shoes and shorts.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe. But also, I think that's code. I think he's doing something else. He quite possibly could have been, but I don't believe he was. Is that a thing for the guys? What's that? To do that at work?

At work number three? Yeah. No. Have either of you ever worked number three? Okay, this is the second time she's asked us this question. I would like this on record. I'm going to ask it until you answer it. No, I've never done ever worked number three? Okay, this is the second time she's asked us this question. I would like this on record. I'm going to ask it until you answer it. No, I've never done a work number three.

What am I going to do? What am I going to do? Walk through the iHeartRadio lounge, semi-ready to go. I wouldn't have said semi. Well, that's exactly what it is. Because there's not a lot of time between songs. I'm like, okay, it's Ariana Grande. No, I'm saying before.

Three minutes 15. When we prep the show before the show there's heaps of time like in preparation for the show yeah no I'm offended

by the question but have you yes not at this job tell me more have you yes and that's being

super honest and now I'm a little bit embarrassed no tell me actually no I'm not going to say where it was but it was

Bob I probably would have been early early 20s and it was at a job where it was just me there buzzy nice no so no one else was there it was just me i know where it was where is it the car hire place why are you saying this why are you saying that? No, it wasn't. Well, it clearly was. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. I'm not telling you where it was. Oh, God damn it. That is so funny.

Nice. Do they know? Nah. Oh, well, why am I the only one? Nah, it's all right, though. I like it. No, I think it's brave. Stop trying to be supportive.

It's brave. Yeah, it's brave. You're a pioneer. I actually don't. Yeah, you're a pioneer. I actually don't. Yeah, you're a pioneer. And you know what? That's how... You're like Kate Shepard of public masturbation.

Yeah, I like it. Yeah, and I kept telling my bosses to give me more stuff to do because I was bored and it's their fault. Oh, my God. That's amazing. That's how boring that job was. Nice. Oh, ball.

That is so funny. Just before we go, I want to go back to shaving for a second No We're not going back to shaving It's not you Ellie you've worn a dress Yes Did you shave your legs?

I did Well done Because you saw them the other day didn't you? I didn't but I heard you talking about it Oh they were not great I one time I remember I think it was when you and I were rooming somewhere together Ellie

I remember waking up and I've looked at your legs and I thought a guy was in the room. Legit. Legit. Between the snoring. Yeah. And the farting and the shitting. And the empty McDonald's packets strewn around the bed. You're like, who did I bring home last night?

Good shape of your leg. Do you eat food in the bedroom? You were there. She ordered Uber Eats for us. Oh, that's right, yeah. Ellie and I do that in our hotel rooms all the time. We do. What?

Number threes? Number threes. Oh, we need to do an adults only intro. We do. We really do. Do we? We call it number threes. Kids will think that's like, I don't know, diarrhea or something.

No, we said semi and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, they'll think that's a semi trailer. Okay, chop this onto the front. Cool. And leave it here as well and then chop it onto the front. Are you going to do an outro of this one? Oh, yeah, we'll do an outro for this and then we'll pick up with an intro.

Thank you. Okay. Outro. Here's the podcast. Nice. Let's go. Now let me see you dance ZM's Brie and Clint

This thing on? We on? We live? I think we're live Let me just check One, two, three Yeah, we're live We can't do that every show

Check that we're live I think we should do that every show No, because then people will just start to think we're not professional I think every show we should check that we're live Just to be safe Because imagine if we did a whole show and we every show we should check that we're live just to be safe. Because imagine if we did a whole show and we weren't even on. Yeah, sometimes you do forget to turn the buttons on. That's what's unprofessional.

And also, you throwing me under the bus like that, that's unprofessional. Oh, mate, trust me. You throw me under the bus enough. Never on purpose. I don't believe that. If you ever go under the bus, I promise it was an accident. I have a feeling about today's show, actually. Today on the show, we've got some fun coming up.

What's the plot? Are we playing for movie tickets or are we playing for mobile fuel? We are playing for movie tickets, okay? That's great. You can play Bree in What's the Plot today just before 5 o'clock. Also, if you're a fan of my mother, Mama Di, she's on the show after 5.30 today to tell a story she told me is not for the radio. Well, we don't know if she'll tell the story, but we're going to try and make her.

So she said don't put this story on the radio. She was like, she literally goes, okay, this story's not for the radio. So we're going to call her. And ask her to tell that story. Okay, great deal. I like that quite a lot. Next though, we want to talk about smart animals. Have you got one? Yeah.

I love this stuff. Have you taught your animal something that's really unusual or just really cool? Does your animal know how to check whether we're live or not? Get them in the studio. Does your animal want to come in and do the show? Can we just borrow your animal, really? All of that and

more in today's Bree and Clint show on ZM. Now that's professional. Wait, are we on though? Are we live? Let me just check. Are we on? Thumbs up. Are we on? Yeah, we're on. Yeah, I think we're on. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM.

It's no secret I'm a massive dog fan because they're awesome. They're so smart, intelligent. They just have it all. And this dog is helping that argument because a dog is now pretty much communicating with its owner through recorded speech buttons. Okay. This is going viral today on the internet.

Speech and language pathologist, Christina Hunger. She's 26 and she created a soundboard to help her 18-month-old dog, Stella, communicate not only her words but her thoughts and feelings. This would be good for babies. It would be good for babies. Wouldn't it? If babies have the cognitive function to... I don't think babies are as smart as dogs, though.

Well, that remains to be seen. Because an 18-month-old dog, how old would that dog technically be in human years? A lot older than a baby is what I'm saying. Oh, God, you're doing some complicated maths. All I know is that pigs apparently have the mental capacity of a human toddler. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, dogs are smart, too. In this one, she's a blue heeler catahoula. Never heard of that breed, but she's a mix. And so what happens is she's got like this soundboard and each button has a pre-recorded response. And she's taught Stella to pretty much answer

through the soundboard. Okay. We've got some audio of Stella communicating with her owner. Goodbye, outside. So when the dog wants to go outside, she goes and pushes goodbye. And then she said, I'm going outside. And then outside. And then here's another one.

Okay. I know you hear something outside, but we're going to stay inside. Inside. Okay. Did the dog say no? I don't know. I feel like she said outside and then she goes, no, we're staying inside. And the dog's gone, no. I want to go outside.

You've got to be careful giving a dog a voice because then you technically, you have to listen to them. And I thought you were going to say technically they can't be in rooms when you're doing certain things either. You know what I mean? Dogs see a lot. You start doing it and the dog on the buddy's going, nice, nice. Nice.

That was fast. Yeah, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it? Do you reckon that the dog is actually communicating? It's a question I was wondering whether we were going to get to because there is a huge chance that the dog just likes whacking it and a noise comes out. No. And the owner is reading too much into it and going, oh, my God.

No, I don't think it's that. I think she's been trained to obviously she knows. That that button means go outside? Well, I don't know if she maybe knows exactly that, but maybe she has now trained her that if she hits that certain button, she knows she will get to go outside. She'll get to go outside. Either way, it displays some incredible stuff.

Oh, still awesome. Memory and it is a form of communication. Because did you see, I think it was last week or maybe the week before, it was a Kiwi guy taught his dog how to play video games. No. It was awesome. The video went massively viral. It was crazy. And essentially he took all the keys off this keyboard and just made two pads so the dog could play with its paws.

Great. It was pretty incredible. Is he releasing an album? Soon, maybe soon. But we wanted to know this afternoon, because this is pretty amazing. If you've seen the footage, it's pretty cool. But we want to know what you've taught your pet. What have you taught your pet that we don't want sit. We get, you know, that's pretty standard. Play dead. Yeah, it's pretty standard. We're talking can your dog open the fridge and go and get you a drink.

I've seen that before too. It's amazing. Yeah, people love to do that one. I do love and I'd love people to call if they have a dog who can speak because then we can actually hear that on the radio. What do you mean speak? When you go speak and the dog barks. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, call us if your dog can bark. On command. Okay, yeah. Oh, don't pretend like you're above that. That's a pretty good one. I want some smart animals to call this show, people with smart animals. Now, yes, if the animals call the show itself, that is good.

If the animal calls in, yeah, we'll take that as well. But 0800 dial ZM. What did you teach your animal? What did you teach your animal? Or you can text us on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Dogs are so smart. They're so cuddly.

They're the best thing ever. I mean, we can all agree. And this video is going viral of this dog, Stella, who is essentially communicating through a soundboard of responses with her owner. Take a listen. Goodbye, outside. So she said, goodbye, outside, because she's tapping the button.

She should make a button that goes, I need to poop. Yeah, that'd be great. I need to urinate. It'd be great. I need to urinate. It'd be awesome. Anyway, so we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what is the cool thing you have taught your pet? Let's talk to Claire. Hey, Claire.

Hi, Claire. Hi. What kind of pet first are we talking, Claire? I have a cat. Okay, great. Oh, God, they're hard to train. I've got two of them. Impossible.

And that's why when I see someone who's taught a cat something, I'm like, impressive. What can your cat do? My cat knows one, two, three. How? So if I open a door for him to come in, if he's meowed at the door or scratched, I'll open the door, I'll go one, two,

and I'll shut the door on three. So he knows that he needs to get in and he needs to get in there before three. Okay, I'll take that. I'll accept that. Interesting. As someone who every night has to herd two cats into the house, if I could go outside and go one, two, three, that'd be fantastic.

Sounds like a kid. Yeah. You know when you go to the kids? One. Yeah. Two. We're leaving in three. Two and a half.

Hey, Marie. Hi. Marie, what kind of animal? A dog. Two We're leaving in three Two and a half Hey Marie Hi Marie, what kind of animal? A dog Okay, great And what have you taught your dog to do? Amongst lots of other things He will get a bear out of the bear fridge on demand

That is awesome Get a bear retrieval dog Can he open the fridge? Yes, he can So you sit on the couch and you go, get me a beer, Zee. And he legs it, opens it, grabs it. You have to put a coolie, one of those... He can't get you a coolie.

No, no, no. The coolie's already around the bottle because the bottle's a bit slippery. So we just preload the bottles in coolies and he'll grab the bottle and bring it back. Right, Marie, I'm just going to say it. How much for the dog? I'll buy the dog. He does TV work as well. I'll give you two grand.

He does TV work. Two grand for the dog. Let's get this dog on Celebrity Treasure Island. Yeah, that'd be a great idea. Kieran's here. Hey, Kieran. Hi, Kieran. Hi.

What pet have you got? I've got a dog. Okay, great. And what have you taught the dog to do? Well, I haven't actually taught her. I was given her and she wasn't taught, but basically since I got her, she would

start singing along to songs that she liked on the radio, but it's become more of a passion for her now and we have to try and stop her. What songs does she like? Oh, Happier, a bit of Ed Sheeran, a bit of Cranberries, a bit of Rock. Is she with you right now? She is.

Could she sing something for us now? I have to play something to her. I can send you a video of her doing it I've got plenty of those I'll send that to you on Instagram We're going to get all kinds of feedback issues We can attempt it Whereabouts are you in the long white cloud, Kieran?

Christchurch When we're in Christchurch next Can we get the dog in and I'd love to have a performance from your dog. Sure. Okay, let's see if we can arrange that. We'd love a video of the dog singing for our Facebook page. That'd be great.

And last one's Justin. Hey, Justin. Hi, Justin. Oh, g'day, mate. G'day, mate. How are ya? Justin, we're good. What animal are we talking?

I've got Miley, the Border Collie. Okay, Border Collies are very intelligent. She thinks she's a human. Okay. And what have you taught him? She knows everything, but she's my cattle dog, so she hangs out the stock truck all day. She barks

at me under command. She'll pretty much do anything under command. She's very vocal. She loves chasing the sheep. I can get her to speak on the phone. Yeah, go on. Get her to speak. Miley, speak. Speak. Speak. M's very vocal. She loves chasing the seat. I can get her to speak on the phone. Yeah, go on, get her to speak. Miley, speak. Speak. Very cute.

Now, Justin, what did Miley say there? She said, can we hurry up and get home? Ha ha ha! Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is the Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, what is the latest thing that Kim Kardashian has gone way over the top with?

Oh, yes. Just another day, another over-the-top gift for her family. Let me tell you what she did because this is very thoughtful and really beautiful. Kim Kardashian hired, actually rented her childhood home, okay, which is owned by some random family, found the family, rented the house for the day, had all of the furniture and all of the place sittings and all of the picture and everything redone

to look like when they lived there as children and surprised her mother, Chris, for Chris's birthday. So all the kids and some of Chris's best friends all turn up at the house not knowing where they're going. Obviously, as you can imagine, they're all bawling their eyes out, very emotional. So they enjoyed lunch in their own childhood home. Then they walk outside and Kim had rented

all of the cars that they had as children. So the old Mercedes convertible, they had an old Jaguar, all this stuff to literally recreate what they had when they were growing up. And it was just very emotional and pretty beautiful, actually. Yeah, well, I got my mum perfume, which is still pretty good. Yeah, my mum got her favourite thing. Some flowers from Countdown.

No, excuse me, she's worth more than that. She got a gift card for Columbus Coffee, actually. So she can go to the cafe at Mitre 10 Mega whenever she likes. Yes, this is the

Kim Kardashian way of doing things. These are the people who, remember on Valentine's Day, they literally got Kenny G to perform inside their house. That's right.

And there was what? It was like, they couldn't move. There were so many flowers. I mean, it's a beautiful thing that they've done, Dean, but they're setting the bar too high for themselves. Now when anybody's birthday rolls around, it doesn't matter if it's a nothing birthday.

They have to keep topping it. Like a 23 or a 41 or something. Some non-relevant birthday. They've got to keep going. It's got to get bigger and bigger. Can you imagine the Kardashian, keeping up with the Kardashians 2028 and they're like it's Khloe's birthday

and then they're all like we're flying to the moon they are now literally trying to keep up with the Kardashians that's Dean McCarthy he's live out of Los Angeles our Hollywood correspondent thanks to Amplify Kombucha ZM ZM Spree and Clint

the podcast. Have you ever thought about, you know, obviously rich people when they go on holidays, how they holiday? I try not to, but go on. Because if you've ever thought about it, there's a profession called a travel fixer and essentially their job is to cater to these VIP clients and they do anything that they want. So is a travel fixer different to a travel agent?

Yes. Okay. So from what I understand, they either work directly for the VIP client, so the rich person or the celebrity, or they work at super luxurious hotels. Do they travel with you? Yes. If you're a rich person getting a travel fixer,

does my fixer come on holiday with me? Some do, some do. But anyway, a few of them have spoken out about some of the outrageous things that they've had to do for their clients over the years. Cool. What have they got? It's very, brace yourself, this one person says that one client I had

was concerned about his daughter being scared about leaving her pet hamster behind. So to solve the problem, he not only got me to arrange to have the hamster flown out on the holiday, but a handler was also organised for the animal. I guess you would if you were rich. I made arrangements with the airline to secure two seats, one for the hamster and one for the handler.

Wow. Okay. Yeah. That's interesting. I hope the hamster's got a visa. Remember when Johnny Depp tried to bring those dogs into Australia? Yeah, because they need to have all those checks. Yeah, you've got to have the hamster shots. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.

This one's interesting too. A woman claimed to have an allergy to the colour purple and wanted nothing purple in the hotel room. So this is interesting. Pretty much the hotel room was scented lavender. And when she walked in, she was like, no. She can't smell purple either. Yeah, apparently she's like, yeah, doesn't like the smell of purple either. Right, so what did the travel fixer do for that person?

They pretty much nearly had to gut the room. Why didn't they just put her in a different hotel? Yeah, well, that's a good point. Yeah. I think she fixer do for that person? They pretty much nearly had to gut the room. Why didn't they just put her in a different hotel? Yeah, well, that's a good point. Yeah. I think she wanted to stay at that hotel. There was another person who said they had to organise. They were the manager of the Beverly Hills Hotel,

which we went to earlier this year. Beautiful place. Oh, yeah, we did too. Marilyn Monroe used to live there. That's where we saw, what's his name? Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill. Yeah, all the celebrities stay there, right? And anyway, he was asked to arrange a wedding at the hotel.

Yeah. The wedding cost about $22,000 and it was for a guest dog. I was going to say, man, that's a cheap wedding, but no, it's an expensive dog wedding, isn't it? Yeah. This is my favourite one I think out of the lot. This is travel fixers who have been asked to do outrageous things by rich people.

This one's great. Travel agent Lynn Garfie told us that leisure, travel and leisure, that one of her clients wanted a sea view room, which I mean, you know, pretty standard. Usually, you know, you either get, you know, what is it? Garden or sea? Yeah, or car park. Or car park, yeah, either or.

Anyway, so she said she wanted a sea view room in Orlando. Have you ever been to Orlando? No. I'm hoping she hadn't either, but so she was dead set on the sea view room and Lynn tried to explain to her that Orlando was 64 kilometres from the coast. Oh, it's inland. I just assumed because it was in Florida that it would be on the beach.

Yeah, right? Well, if you're rich, though, you get what you want. Yeah, and apparently she tried to explain it to this woman and the client said, yeah, but Florida's a skinny state, so sort it out. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Did you ever get expelled from school?

Were you a naughty kid when you were in school? No, I was quite a goody-goody at school. You put yourself into boarding school, I know that about you. Yeah, I wanted a better education. Yeah, I've never heard any kid ever say that before. I was quite a self-motivated child, but I would not have sent myself away for a better education. I was pretty woke.

Right. No, well, I also was doing a lot of training for sport. Yeah. It was a way, like a long way from home and I didn't want my parents to have to keep driving me. Oh, save the commute and live at school. Yeah. Yeah, okay, that's a good theory. I got suspended one time for a couple of days. What did you do? Oh, I

punched a girl. Alright, yeah, that'll do it. I punched her in the arm because she punched me first. I don't think I was a very well behavedbehaved student, but I never got suspended or anything. So you were just good at misbehaving? Maybe. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't look back and go, man, I was a model student. I don't. At the time, I was like, man, why are these stupid teachers picking on me? But on reflection, I don't think I was that good. One of my teachers back in the day, she looked at me one time because she was like our year 11 coordinator. Yeah.

Did you guys have those here? No. Where they pretty much looked after the whole grade. Oh, like a dean. We have them called deans. Pretty much. So she was also my biology teacher and I got sent to her for some reason for once and she was talking to me about something

and then all of a sudden she just stopped and she goes, she goes, God, you're just a pain in my ass. She said that to you? And she was like joking about it. She's like, why are you such a pain in my ass? I like that. I reckon teachers should be allowed to be a bit more frank with students. She's just more real. There's a thread that is going viral at the moment on Reddit.

What did a kid in your school get expelled for? So we're going to read out a couple of these and then we would love to know some stories from your school. And when they say expelled, we'll accept suspensions. Suspensions, yep, we'll accept that. We'll accept a stand down as well. Maybe it's not quite as like full on as this.

Someone's posted, a guy at my secondary school in rural Scotland made a homemade pipe bomb and brought it in to show his science teacher. What an idiot. Well, he would have thought that he'd done a good thing. No, that's never a good thing. No, but he was showing his science teacher. God, F. I'm getting an F. This one says,

A kid at my school got expelled for hitting a teacher with a bacon baguette. The bacon baguette that makes it. That's funny. It makes it good. A dude smuggled a bottle of wine into school. How the teachers found out

was because the brass knuckles he was also carrying in his backpack broke the bottle and spilled wine in the middle of the classroom who's this gangster kid who's bringing brass knuckles and a bottle of wine to school sounds like a good saturday night doesn't it uh someone someone said on the thread um a kid at my school got expelled because he would poop in a bag and then stick it in somebody's backpack. He did this twice and the first time he got suspended with a warning, second time he got expelled.

This was in the ninth grade. Isn't it amazing how you can just tell, I reckon teachers can tell which kids are going to go to prison in the future. This one's a little bit long, but I'm just going to read you this one. These are all stories from Reddit about why people got expelled. Two kids at my school were dealing drugs from their locker. It was actually a pretty good plan. One of them had a locker up the top,

and the other one had a locker down the bottom. Everyone who bought drugs off these kids knew the combinations. People were told which locker had their merchandise in it and when you had class on that floor, you'd get a hall pass and stop by the locker. A teacher got suspicious after seeing multiple kids going into the same locker. I'll never forget being in class

and getting the lockdown announcement while drug dogs were brought in and seeing one of the kids flying down the hallway to get to the locker in time. What gangster school is that? You want to finish on a fun one? Yeah. One more.

This is from the Reddit thread. Why did a kid get expelled from your school? Someone said, a kid got expelled from our school because he shouted, get your tits out at the Queen of England as she drove past in the procession that our school was watching. Yeah, they'll do it. That's good. It'd be worth it.

0800 dials at M. Why did someone at your school get suspended? That's what we want to know this afternoon. Or expelled. Or expelled. Either or. Or you. Doesn't have to be someone you knew.

It can be you as well. 0800 dials at M. Or you can text us. On 9696. We've synced up. Yeah, I love it. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're talking about this thread that's going nuts on Reddit at the moment

where people are talking about why kids got expelled at their school, which, I mean, everyone's got a story. moment where people are talking about why kids got expelled at their school. Which, I mean, everyone's got a story. There's always a couple of crazy kids at each school, isn't there? Every school, I think every year at every school has that one kid. The wild one. The wild one, yeah. And there's a few texts. I'll read you a few texts of what people are sending through.

Someone texted through the reason that a kid got expelled at their school is because they stole the baby Jesus from the nativity set and threw it in the river. Wow. That one's pretty funny. That might just have been... That's pretty funny. That might just be a peaceful protest. And someone else texted through and they said,

I knew a guy that got expelled once for lighting fireworks off in science class. Yeah. Yeah, that'll do it. There's only so much you can chalk up to being a science experiment. Yeah, exactly. You know? Someone else said a kid got expelled from my school

for stealing the maths teacher's car keys and then trying to drive the teacher's car away. Wow. Like I said, the teachers will know which kid is going to end up in prison. Yeah, well. I reckon from the first couple of weeks. Exactly right. Actually, one more.

You might remember this because I'm picturing this might have been on the news here in New Zealand. Someone said a kid at my school got expelled for throwing an egg at John Key's head. Oh, I don't remember that. I remember Stephen Joyce having the wanger thrown at his head. I've seen that video and can I say, well done, New Zealand. What a shot.

Well done. This person would like to remain anonymous. Good afternoon, anonymous. Hello. Hello. What happened to you, anonymous, or someone you know? So a kid at my school decided to steal a knife from the home ec or cooking room. And he tried to pull it on another kid, ended up tripping over and ended up with the knife inside his abdomen.

So the kid stabbed himself? Yeah. Everyone is okay in this story, is that correct? Everyone is totally all good. It was just a massive drama. And this is why I wasn't allowed to continue home ec. Massive drama and instant karma as well. Imagine you were trying to pull a knife on someone else

and then the knife is like, ha-ha. I mean, if ever karma was a B-I-T-C-H, that was the situation. Hey, David. Hello. Hi, David. What happened? It was my birthday, and I thought me and the lads would be good to go have a wee smoke.

A smoke and a pancake, David. Pardon me? A smoke and a pancake? Yeah, mate, a smoke and a pancake. You got it, mate. Your accent, can I say, David, before you continue, I love. That is a hot accent. Thanks, mate.

I mean, I think the same about your Aussie accent. It's cracking. Appreciate that, David. What about my Kiwi accent, David? Shit, yeah, bro. Love it. Okay. David, you're awesome.

So you and the boys are smoking the Mary J at school. Got it. Yes. And then we walked back, and the teacher was asking where we were, and we were saying that we were just having our break down the Liffey, and then an hour later, he came and got me out of the classroom, took me in the office, pressured me, pressured me.

He got nowhere, and I told him I needed the toilet because I had something in my sock. Went to the toilet, he licked it. No, I had it in my boxers, and he literally made me take my shoes my socks off empty all my pockets empty my bag and when I went down

the toilet wrapped it in toilet paper flushed it down the toilet cops came into school dad came into school man was packing himself and you got away with it David?

No I was leaving the next week so they just asked me to leave they said can you go home today and I was like David no idea, so they just asked me to leave. They said, yeah, can you go home today? David, no idea what you said, but I enjoyed every minute. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Last night, Brie and I went on a friend date. Friend date. On a friend date. Brie organised it. We went for burgers, and then we ended up going to an arcade. And by arcade, I mean the type where you go and there's everything. There's like-

You play games for tickets. Spacing machines. There's race car machines. Yes. The boxing one is good too. There's so many. Yeah. There's so many.

What else? We played Daytona. So we had that dancing one. Oh, yes. You know the one where it comes up on screen and there's the four pads and you've got a, it's like Guitar Hero with your feet kind of thing. You know the one, the dancing games. Yes, you're either really quite good or you're horrific.

I've never felt more Caucasian in my entire life than standing there. I'm just glad that you were there with me. Because we were both bad. And you're actually not a bad dancer. There's about three or four dance moves that I know you've perfected over time. And that's it. And you can pull them out. There's like a couple of robot moves and stuff.

And those get you through. But then in this game, you were just as rigid as me. It looked like someone had stuck a broomstick straight up my butt and I was just standing there trying to make it work.

It didn't work. And the worst bit is when you get on that game, everyone gathers around and they're like, oh yeah, let's see what they got. Yeah, people were watching.

It was so uncomfortable. So we struggled through this first one. I was like, phew, thank God that's over. Yeah, people were watching. It was so uncomfortable. So we struggled through this first one. I was like, phew, thank God that's over. No, your $2 buys you three songs. I was exhausted by the end of it. I was like, this is cardio. We were playing for tickets so we can win some prizes.

And Bree had the idea, let's pick a prize at the start and try and win that many tickets. So you have a goal and then you play all night to reach that goal. We decided we were going to play for a miniature vacuum cleaner for my daughter. And get this, so we're playing for a miniature vacuum for Tui. The vacuum actually worked. Yeah, I know. That's why it was cool.

She can do her little baby chores. Yeah, just get her to do the vacuuming. Get her to clean up her own mess for a change. That'd be great. That was 800 tickets. We thought, oh yeah, how hard can that be?

We put 50 bucks on our card to play together. And then I think we got some extra money so it ended up being more than that. Oh that's true,

we had our bonus credits. Yeah. So I think we ended up using about $65 worth and we came out with, how much was the vacuum? 800. The vacuum was 800 tickets.

We ended up winning 310. So we're a little bit off. A little bit off. For what is essentially a $10 vacuum as well. This is where they get you. And which is fine, because we had the fun of playing the games as well. Which is awesome, yeah.

That's totally fine. There was one prize there that we both saw and were like, oh, let's try and win this next time. It was a full Nintendo Switch setup. It was good. It had games and controllers. It was the whole thing. It looked awesome.

And I thought, let's come back and perfect our game and try and win this. The Nintendo Switch was 30,000 tickets. I think it was 35,000. Oh, God. Well, I've done the math. It's getting worse and worse. I've done the math on 30,000 tickets. Okay, let's go with 30,000 tickets.

So based on our current gaming output and the amount of tickets that we're currently raking in versus how much we're putting on our card, this is at the arcade, to win the Nintendo Switch, we would need to load up, this is assuming that our game doesn't go downhill as we get tired as well, we would need to load up $5,083.33

in order to win ourselves a Nintendo Switch. I just bought one of those for about $700. Oh, okay. That's another way to get it, I guess. Not as much fun, but... No, no. That's awkward. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Producer Ellie is here. Hi, Ellie. Hello. You have a disgusting story to share with us. No, it wasn't you. No, it wasn't me this time. It was someone else, a stranger, in fact. I caught the bus this morning.

Oh, gross. Yeah, I know. I'm just kidding. I'm joking. Good on you. Saving the planet. I actually love catching the bus, can I say? No, don't pull it out now.

Don't try and pretend you like the bus now that I've said it's a good thing. I used to catch the bus every day to uni when I actually went. I loved it because I just wouldn't have to concentrate. Why don't you catch the bus now? Because I don't know how. Oh, now bring it up.

I can't read the timetable. That is actually overwhelming though I hate that Idiot When you don't know the bus It's scary Well that's the part Yeah it gives me anxiety

When the bus turns up late Yes What stop do you get off at All sorts But it's the people Also sometimes that you see They're quite amusing And this morning

I was sitting on the bus You know Minding me own business And I could just hear This sort of like Faint thing behind me That was going like Tick

Tick Tick And I was was like oh no I just thought that I was like speed was Keanu there do not let the bus no I wish um and I I thought that sounds like nail clippers yeah it does have a prominent sound you know like it does and I was but nah, it won't be that. So I sort of, like, repositioned myself because I didn't want to be obvious that I was looking at this person. Oh, because heaven forbid you'd be obvious if someone's clipping their nails. I turned around and what do you know? Someone's clipping their nails on the bus. That is horrific.

I know. Could I say? But I couldn't see whether they were, like, putting them into a jar or whether they were just putting them on the... I don't know what to do is horrific I know could I say but I couldn't see whether they were like putting them into a jar or whether they were just putting them on I don't know what they were doing

yeah because you know what I always say is super predictable nail clippers exactly they could have flown into my head or something

it was scary and then I could see people in front of me sort of doing what I'd done sort of stare around like is that actually what I think it is and no yeah it was

what sort of what sort of grimbo I know is leaving that because I'm like, is that actually what I think it is? And no, yeah, it was. What sort of grimbo is leaving that? I'm just thinking about it. And then they go into the seat. So here's the thing about clipping your nails on the bus. That is grim. You don't just have nail clippers on you. So what you have is a premeditated act where someone has gone in their home,

oh, I'm like, cl cut my nails on the bus today. And then they've gone and packed the nail clippers. They've gone, this is where I want to do this thing. I've got the spare time on the bus. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to use this downtime to do some personal hygiene and cut the nails. Can I say, who's got the courage to do that on the bus?

I know, because it's audible. You can hear it. It's like it's a silent activity. You can actually hear it. What is that? Is it confidence or is it just sheer arrogance?

I don't give a crap anymore. Ignorance, arrogance, all of it. So did you say something? Nah. I'm scared of people.

I'd be scared of the nail clipping bus person too. Exactly. They'd be like, oh, no, come sit next to you. Yeah, no thanks. I could do your toenails. Yeah, I was going scared of the nail-clipping bus person too. Exactly. They'd be like, oh, no, come sit next to you. Yeah, no thanks.

I could do your toenails. Yeah, I was going to say, it could be worse. He could have been clipping his toenails. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, athletic not really picking a movie

based on just the plot line that she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot This is the game where I will read out

movie plots and if whoever can guess them first will take away the point it's best of three and this week we're playing for tickets to Maleficent, Mistress of Evil. Sam's here. Hi, Sam.

Hello, Sam. Hi. Hi, guys. You know your movies? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I'm feeling it. Oh, I see what you're trying to do.

You're getting into my head. You sound highly confident. Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Yeah, I'm pumped. Okay, cool. This week, the theme of the movies that we will be playing with. It's our new thing.

We do themes now. I love it. This week, the theme is musicals. Oh, punish. Excuse me? I mean, yay. Let's put effort into this, okay? Do you like musicals, Sam?

I can't say I do. I thought you were going to say I can't stand them. Here we go. First movie. All right, musicals. Movie plot. Don't wait for me to finish. Call out your name as your buzzer when you think you know what it is.

A young man named Reginald collaborates with a new songwriter to become one of the most iconic figures in pop history. Set to his beloved songs, this is the epic musical tale of an artist who broke into the music world in the 1970s

and his fantastical transformate Brie. Oh, this is going to be wrong. Walk the Line. Walk the Line. Walk the Line, the Johnny Cash movie. Is that even a musical? I don't think. Is it?

It's wrong. No, it's not a musical. Also, it's set in the 60s. Oh, I know what it is. You want a free guess, Sam? I have absolutely no idea. Okay. Set to his most...

Brie. It's Rocketman. Rocketman. Because Elton John's real name most... Brie. Brie. It's Rocket Man. Rocket Man. Because Elton John's real name is Reginald. Is correct. Yes. Wonderful. Well done.

I have seen it. It's not bad. I haven't. There you go. What do you mean it's not bad? It's fantastic. It's no Bohemian Rhapsody. What? Like, Bohemian Rhapsody. What?

Like, Bohemian Rhapsody and Rocketman were released around the same time, and I have to say I'd go the Bohemian Rhapsody film. Okay, let's keep playing. Second movie. Experience the friendships, romances, and adventures of a group of high school kids. Brie. Hairspray. Hairspray.

Oh, no. I know what it is. Is incorrect. Would you like a free guess, Sam? Yes. Yeah, have a free guess. Okay, any chance it's Descendants? Descendants is incorrect.

I'll carry on. Expiry. High School Musical. High School Musical. High School Musical is incorrect. Oh, what? Oh, no. Do another free guess, Sam. That would have been my guess.

Okay, I've got it now. Oh, no, no, no. Can I have a guess? Yeah, you can have your free guess, yeah. Is it Grease? Oh, damn it. Grease is absolutely correct. Producers, stop going for everyone else other than me.

I want to win too. Okay, third movie. You need this one to win, Sam. We're at tie break. I take back that I hate musicals because I do like both of those films. I was going to say, yeah. Grease is one of my favourite movies.

The final one is another beloved musical. Here we go. Buzzer is your name. This is for the win. When Jane and Michael, the children of a wealthy and uptight family, are faced with the prospect of a new housemaid, they are pleasantly surprised. Brie.

Mary Poppins? Mary Poppins. This is correct. Yes! That is actually, I love that movie too. Have you seen the new one with Emily Blunt? So good. I heard it's really good.

She is awesome. Yeah. Oh, well, Sam, no win for you today. But seeing as you got one movie, we're going to send you the movie tickets anyway, okay? Oh, I love it. Nice work. Poor Sam sounds so disheveled. She's like, oh, what did I even call?

Yeah, she just made the victory. I'm driving on my way home from work and they made me pull over so I could talk to you. Oh, I love it. Thanks for calling through, Sam. How dare they make you pull over while you talk on the phone? Oh, they said I can't do my hands free. You've got to pull over. So I thought I'd be a good girl and pull over.

How crap is road rules? We'll get you movie tickets, Sam. Oh, they're annoying, aren't they? Brie and Clint, sit in. Sit in, Brie and Clint. The podcast. This is a story for anyone who has planned a romantic holiday with a partner and you're like, we're going to do it, babes.

We're going to go on a trip together. The true test of any relationship, they say. If you can survive a holiday together, you can survive anything is what they say. Hell yes. Sharing that one bathroom in a confined space. Exactly right. Sharing the stress of airports. And also the constant

monotony of only being able to talk to each other. And having to do everything together. Everything together. And like if one person doesn't want to do something then the other person, you know what I mean? It just is a fight waiting to happen. She won't mind me saying this. My wife and I ran out of things

to say to each other after about five days of our honeymoon. And we were gone for three weeks. Oh my God. We met up with some friends when we got to London and she said out loud, oh my God, it is so good to have someone else to talk to. And I'm like,

woman, this is our honeymoon. That's horrible. No, I felt the same. That's horrible too. No, I definitely felt the same. But because she'd said it first, I let her feel like the bad guy for a bit. I looked at her and I was like, ouch, I am hurt. Marriage. So this lady has booked, the story that this lady,

the lady that this story is about, there you go. God, even I get sick of listening to myself. She had a holiday booked with her partner. They're going to Europe as well. Right. So it was a big trip? Pretty big trip. It included Paris, Rome.

All the cities of love. All the cities of love. Yeah, and going with her partner. They break up just before she goes on the holiday, which is a real kick in the guts because you've booked everything together, right? That sucks. She decides to still do the holiday.

She goes, nah, I'm going to do this. Not with him. I'm going to eat, pray, love it. I'm going to go by myself. She had planned within this holiday a series of photos that she wanted to get. So she decided she wanted the iconic shot in front of the Eiffel Tower

where she's kissing her partner. So couples photos. Couples photos, yes. But she can't do alone. So she's gone on the trip and she's gone to the locations where she wanted her photos and she goes, nah, I've paid my money. I'm getting my photos. So she's gone on the trip, and she's gone to the locations where she wanted her photos, and she goes, nah, I've paid my money.

I'm getting my photos. So at each of these locations, she has asked a stranger if they will stand in and just kiss her for the photo. Nothing better than a series of photos to pass ag post on your Instagram to say a big F you to your ex, right? I never even thought about it like that.

That is exactly what she would do. I just thought she's going, namaste, this is my life, I'm getting my photos. She's totally rocking her partner up. 100%. She should write in the comments, this could have been you, but you playing. Yeah.

She's got a photo of her hooking up with a stranger in front of the Eiffel Tower. The photos are good too, I've seen them. She's got a photo of her hooking up with another stranger in front of the Coliseum. She's absolutely nailing it. This actually happened to a good mate of mine actually.

Her and her boyfriend had been dating for about 18 months and they booked this massive trip to New York. Huge, elaborate trip. Spent a ton of money on it. They were on the flight there and they broke up on the flight. During the flight? During the flight. Awkward.

And then they had to spend the next three weeks with each other. Oh, they stuck with it? Well, they had to. All of their accommodation was booked together. I wonder if there's some people out there with stories like that this afternoon where you booked the holiday with a partner

and then the relationship fell apart. Did you still decide to go on the trip together? Oh, yeah. I reckon people do that. I've had friends who have done that. Okay, okay. Well, then there's two ways we can go with that. Did you go on the holiday by yourself that was meant to be for you and your partner?

Or, yeah, did you go, well, we've paid for it. I'm telling you people do that. I bet they do. And you know why? Because they're cheap? No, I reckon it's because they haven't quite given up on it yet. Well, at least one of them. Oh, you think it's going to fix it?

Yeah, and that's why one of them would be like, oh, well, let's still go on the trip in the hope that it would, you know, bring them back together. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I reckon. It'll either do that or it will make you never want to see that person ever. The complete opposite.

Again, 0800DIALZM. Have you been in a situation like this when it comes to a holiday and you broke up just before the holiday? We'll get your stories on the air next. 0800DIALZM or text 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I'm going to say a brave person is going viral at the moment

because after they broke up with their partner, who they were booked to go on a Hollywood holiday with, they went on the holiday by themselves. Good for them. And they got all the romantic photos that they planned to get with that person. They just got them with strangers. Yeah. They got a passion shot in front of the Eiffel Tower just with a rando. Got a passion shot in front of the Coliseum, just grab some guy out of the queue.

If there's any way to get back at your ex with posting stuff, it's those photos. Yeah, right. On Instagram. And meet some great new people, you know. Yeah, why not? So we want to know, did you have a holiday booked with a partner and you broke up just before the holiday?

I was just about to read out this text that came through, but it's probably the worst of the worst. Well, then you have to read it. You want to know? Yeah. Someone said, I went on a holiday with my ex after we'd broken up to take our daughter to meet her family in the worst. Well, then you have to read it. You want to know? Yeah. Someone said, I went on a holiday with my ex after we'd broken up to take our daughter to meet her family in the UK.

Yeah. We did sleep together while we were over there and ended up getting pregnant again. Oh. We are still separated. Yeah, right. Well, if the relationship's broken, it's broken. Yeah. And it's probably broken for a reason. Just because you've got another baby doesn't mean it's going to work. Athena's here. Hey, it's broken. Yeah. And it's probably broken for a reason.

Just because you've got another baby doesn't mean it's going to work. Athena's here. Hey, Athena. Hi, Athena. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What happened? Did you have a trip booked with an ex?

Kind of. So we'd been talking about that we wanted to go on a big trip. We'd just finished university. And I'd always really wanted to go to Italy. And he'd always really wanted to go to Italy and he'd always really wanted to go to Japan and so we couldn't decide and I sort of suggested well maybe we just have separate holidays and he didn't like that and I went well I'm going and I booked my holiday and he didn't like it so much that we ended our four-year relationship over it. Oh. All because he wouldn't go to Italy. Yep.

He didn't want to compromise, and I wasn't going to compromise. Athena. That was it. Was there other? I went, and I had three weeks on my own, and it was great. Did you meet anyone in Italy? Maybe. Oh, yes, Athena. I'm sure it was sad at the time, but it's those

things that, you know, like it's a good test and you found out early. Well, I was going to say, obviously there was some underlying things that were happening in that relationship. Vicky's here. Hey, Vicky. Hi, Vicky. Hi. Tell us what happened to you. So I was doing a two month trip to Europe and the first month was with friends and then the second month my boyfriend was going to come and join me. Yeah. So as soon as I left for the first month things started getting a bit weird with me and my boyfriend and he came over and it was just not right and the first we like had the most romantic trip books to like Paris and

the south of France and the Greek islands and all the whole shebang. Yeah. And we broke up like five days into the trip. Oh. And we continued the trip together, but it was, yeah, very, very awkward. What? Five days we arrived, we basically didn't talk.

The whole time you continued for the whole however many weeks? The extra month. Yeah, we continued a month-long trip just after. Oh, my God. Did you try and book separate rooms at least? Like, did you try and give yourself some space from each other? No, but most of the places we were staying, because, like, Greece is a bit weird,

and all of the places we stayed had, like, two or three beds in the room. Oh, yeah. So it was kind of not too bad. Yeah, sweet. Awkward, though. To be honest, can you imagine? I'm just picturing previous breakups that I've had. And then you have to spend like every single waking minute with that person.

Yeah, plus you want to start rebounding hard. Exactly, you can't do it. And if they're there sleeping in the single bed next to you, it really puts a dampener on things. This last person wants to remain anonymous. Good afternoon, Anonymous, and welcome to the show. Kia ora. Thank you how are you? Good thanks Anonymous. Tell us what happened to you Well I was with my partner at the time

and we were getting ready for our trip to Taupo so we go to Taupo and we have a really good time and then the next day he tells me that So we go to Taupo and we have a really good time. And then the next day he tells me that him and his ex-partner actually organized the trip with themselves to go. But they had broke up, so I was pretty much the replacement. You were a fill-in. You were the call-in. Oh my gosh.

So how did that go down? Like, did you guys stay together? Did you enjoy all the things that he had booked for his previous partner? What happens? Oh, well, yeah. I definitely enjoyed myself. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Anonymous, I have one

question for you. Obviously, this trip was pre-planned with him and his ex. I need to ask, did you have to pay for it? No, I didn't pay for it. It was paid for. So technically, she paid for it. She paid for it. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

I'm just doing a little bit of mental planning for this trip in my mind. How much time do you need to put in to plan a trip to Taupo that this guy's got enough time to end a relationship and start a new relationship? Like how far in advance was this trip to the centre of the North Island booked? I have no idea.

There's, you know, there's the golfing range that you hit the golf balls into the sea. Yeah, yeah. There's the photo with the big trout. There's the big river. Yeah, and then there's the KFC. Oh, no, the big lake, I mean. Yeah, and the KFC.

All right, thanks for calling Anonymous. Have a good afternoon. Oh, bro. I'd be, would you be annoyed? If it was someone else's trip? And you found out on the trip. Oh, nah, because I'd be enjoying the sunny shores of Lake Taupo. If you got it for free, I guess you can't complain. ZM Spree and Clint, the trip. Ah, nah, because I'd be enjoying the sunny shores of Lake Topol. If you got it for free, I guess you can't complain.

ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Yes, we do this at the same time every day, Birthday Banger. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. Hi, Nicole.

Hi. Hello, Nicole. What's your birthday? 30th of March, 94. Okay, you were 16 in the year 2010 on the 30th of March. And, Nicole, this is your birthday banger. God, does that mean this song is 10 years old next year? Yep. Lady Gaga, Telephone.

And Beyonce. Yeah, Beyonce feature, yeah. You like it, Nicole? It's pretty good, yeah. Good birthday banger. I love any Lady Gaga. Let's talk to Josh. Hi, Josh.

Hi, Josh. Hey, guys. How are we? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 26th of September, 96th. All right. You were 16 in 2012 on the 26th of September.

And on that day, this topped the charts. This was the theme song for the 2012 Olympics. Was it? If I do recall. The script and Will.i.am. Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame. Is it a good birthday banger, Josh?

Yeah, I'm a big fan of that one. Yeah, cool. I do love the script. What happened to the script? Well, I know the lead singer has been on The Voice as a judge. Oh, yeah? Josh, do you know what's happened to the script? Not a clue.

Okay, let's get one more from Liv. Hey, Liv. Hi, Liv. Hey, guys. What's your birthday, Liv? 6th of July, 1988. All right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 6th of July And back in 2004 this was number 1 Shut the gate

That's the winner From my opinion Yeah It's great That is iconic Yeah That's the winner, in my opinion. Yeah, it's the same. It's great. That is iconic. Yeah, from the Confessions album, that's Usher. Headliner of Friday Jams last year.

One of the best live performances I've ever seen as well. It was very good. You put on a good show, that's for sure. Okay, you're happy with that, right, Liv? I'm 100% happy with that, yeah. Okay, sweet, wait there. My vote's Usher. Yes, and I do love that song,

but does it get played on the playlist still? Yes. No. Yeah. No. Yeah, I heard it last Friday on Friday Jams. Yeah, it gets played on a special occasion for Friday Jams. It never gets played at five o'clock on our show.

Never. It's okay. It's okay. That's my vote. It's just slow. Yeah, and it doesn't matter. Don't be afraid of a slow song, okay? Don't be afraid of a slow song.

I'm trying to think of what the producers would pick and if it's worth picking something else. Oh, well, there's no one direction in there. Just don't pick strategically, okay? Do what you tell me to do. Pick the song you like. Telephone, Lady Gaga is my pick. Great, thank you very much.

We're going live to producer Ben, who is going to pick the result. Ben, we're at Stalemate. What wins birthday banger today? I was 100% going to go Burn by Usher. Yeah, thank you very much. And you are? Yeah, I am.

Yeah, great. Okay, good result. You're off my Christmas list. No, I'm just kidding. Just joking. Hey Liv, we did it. That's a bloody good winner. Well done, guys.

We beat Bree and the evil Lady Gaga. Oh, I actually was looking forward to a nap. I heard you guys having a combo, and I was like, just do it. Just do it. Here we go, Bree and Glenn. coming but we didn't even fell apart we really want to work this out but i don't think you're gonna change it i do but you don't think it's best we go our separate ways i should stay in this relationship when i'm hurting baby i ain't happy baby but there's so many other things i gotta do with I think that you should

Let it burn When the feeling ain't the same And your body don't want you But you know, gotta let it go Cause the party ain't jumping like it used to Even though this might prove to you Let it burn Gotta let it burn

Deep down you know it's best for yourself But you hate the thought of a being with someone else But you know that it's over Just let it burn Let it burn Let it burn Gotta listen to things I ain't supposed to Got somebody here but I want you

Cause the feeling ain't the same Find myself calling her your name Ladies tell me do you understand Now my fellas do you feel my pain Outro Music We'll see you next time. Let it burn, let it burn, you gon' burn Gotta let it burn Deep down you know it's bad It's way too much for you Ain't the thought of a being with someone else But you know that it's over Know it's over Know it's through

Yeah, baby Ooh, girl, I I'm twisted cause one side of me Is telling me that I need to move on On the other side, I wanna break down and cry I'm twisted cause one side of me is telling me that I need to move on On the other side I wanna break down and cry Can you feel me burning? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Too many days, so many hours I'm still burning to the rhythm When you feel the name The same in your body Don't want you, but you know Gotta let it go Cause a love party ain't jumping like it used to Even though that's my crew

Let it burn, let it burn Let it burn Ooh Let it burn. Gotta let it burn. Let it burn. Gotta let it burn. Gotta let it burn. Is it Embry and Clint? It's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Can I ask a question?

This might be a dumb question. Yeah. Is that the film clip where he's dancing in the rain? Yes. And he sets everything on fire. He sets the car on fire. Please tell me one of you guys have seen. One of the clips where he's dancing in the rain, actually.

He does it a lot, actually. Have you guys seen the video that did the round on Facebook of a random guy who'd just gotten home from work and it was pouring rain and they started playing that Usher song and he walks out onto the street and he starts dancing like Usher? Yes, I have seen that. It's so good. I think it was a different Usher track, but yeah, I know the one you're talking about.

Very good. I love Usher so much. Not in a weird way, just in like a... No, you like him in a weird way. No, just in like a... At Friday James last year, you like literally had a tantrum because someone got to meet him over you. I didn't have a tantrum. You did.

I didn't have a tantrum. I got a bit sad because my meet and greet got taken away from me, okay? And now that I hear myself talk, I think maybe I would have taken my meet and greet away from me as well. He yelled at this poor little 12-year-old girl who got to meet Usher instead and goes That was my meet and greet!

You're making stuff up. Brie was still drunk from the Christchurch races. That's fair. That is true. Brie and Clint, the podcast. If you follow me on social media, you probably know that I give my mum a bit of a hard time sometimes. But, I mean, I love her to death and she always acts like it's the worst thing in the world and I say all these horrible things, right?

Like crude stuff. Yeah, you're the rude one, she's the innocent one. Exactly. Well, she told me a story the other day that I said to her, I was like, mum, this doesn't sound like a story you would tell. And I was like, I'm going to tell this on the radio. And she goes, no, don't. It's not for the radio.

So we thought we could call her and let her tell the story that she thinks isn't appropriate for the radio. Do you think she'll tell it? Hopefully. She thought she was pretty funny in the story. Okay, cool. So maybe she'll tell it. Give her a buzz now and see if she's up for it.

All right. Hello? Hi, Mum. It's me and Clint. Hello. Hi, guys. How are you? We're really good. Just a real quick one for you today, Mum. It's me and Clint. Hello. Hi, guys. How are you? We're really good.

Just a real quick one for you today, Mum. I was just telling Clint about a story that you told me the other day that happened to you, and I was just wondering if you could tell that on the radio for everyone else. Oh, Brianna, I don't know if I can. Can I? You did say it wasn't for the radio, didn't you? Yeah, those make the best stories.

Yeah, but to be honest, it's not that bad, really. Oh, so you're going to tell it? Well, it depends on how you take it. All right, well, let's hear it. You tell us the story and then I'll tell you how I take it. I'm just giving a pre-warning. My mum can be very crude, so small ears listening in the car, maybe not a good idea.

I'm not normally crude. We don't know what she's going to say. No, but really it's the way you take it, Brianna, isn't it? Yeah, well, in this case, yes. Yes. I was coming into town the other morning and I happened to be pulled over by a policeman doing a breathalysing test. Okay.

And I pulled over and I wound down the window and he said to me, and maybe he should not have said this to me, he said, oh, what are you up to today? I think he's allowed to ask you. He's a police officer. Maybe you look suspicious. Well, that's true. And I said, well, actually I'm just going into town to get my pussy shaved. Mum, you meant

to tell the first part of the story that you're taking your cat into town to get shaved. You didn't tell that part of the story. So then when you just said that, it sounded like something else. Oh, well it wasn't something else. It depends on how you take it. You told the story so that when you just said that, it sounded like something else. Oh, well, it wasn't something else. It depends on how you take it. You told the story wrong.

I've got a very important question, Mama Di. Oh! When you said this, was the cat visible to the police officer? No, but fortunately, fortunately, within a couple of seconds, she was meowing. And he went, oh, okay. And he didn't even breathalyze me. He said, you better go.

I would have thought that was a total red flag to breathalyze somebody. I've never got a comment like that. Jesus, mum. You need to be locked up. We've just run that through the sensor. What does it say? Yeah, no, that's not a story for the radio. No.

Never again. Especially when you tell it like that in that order. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. So this is exciting, Clint. Yeah. Because already on this show this week, I have brought to the table, you know, some exclusive stuff. Like? Oh, you don't remember.

What exclusives did you get us? You know, I've pretty much found the next Ed Sheeran on the show. Oh, not this shit again. Let me sum this up. Let me sum this up. Let me sum this up because I've got an axe to grind as well. Brie keeps bringing this guy to the show called The Fartinist or something. The Fartist. And he does songs.

He's a fart artist. He believes he does pop songs out of his bum. No, he just does farts. Whatever. He calls them stuff. Whatever. It keeps coming up. This is what you don't know.

About a week ago, we were doing a segment where I wanted to include a toilet flush in the segment. And Bree goes to me, mate, this is not a slapstick radio show. And now here we are, returning to the fart artist again. Bring any real fart noise. I don't want a fake toilet flush.

I want the real. It was a real toilet flush. But it is so beside the point. I want the real deal. was a real toilet flush. I want the real deal. But it is so beside the point. I want the real deal. And you know what? This involves you too. Okay. Because I promised this week, earlier this week,

that the Fartiste loved our song, Send It, so much. You remember this song? See ya. Send it. It's a big hit. How could I forget it? It's a big New Zealand hit. Mm-hmm. And I think it's going to be a resurgence

because the Fartees has done his own remix with our song. How blessed are we? I guess we're about to debut that. Is that what we're doing? Mate, this is an honour. And we're going to debut, let me see you send it, the Hot Mess Express,

the Fartees remix right now. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. All right, the Hot Mess Express, the Fartice remix right now. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Alright, here we go. Let's go. Has he done the whole song? Yeah. Wait, wait for the drop. So sick. I feel sick.

Like, I feel... But you have to admit, he's put in a lot of effort. Do we know if he's doing these... They of effort. Do we know if he's doing these? They're real. Do we know if they're real or if he's put them into like a keyboard and you can change the pitch? Unfortunately, they are real.

Here's the drop. Gives a whole new meaning to the word Let's wait for the drop Send that man to the toilet That's the only place he's getting sent Well done, he's done it again If you like that better than the original You can find it now

Available nowhere Brie and Clint The podcast ZM Told you before This morning Brie has had a bit podcast. ZM. Told you before, this morning Brie has had a bit of a cosmetic procedure done. And good on you. I think you look great and I'm all about

this sort of thing. If it's what you want to do to make yourself feel good, then go for it. I think if you want to go get those procedures done, then all the more power to you. If that makes you feel good. Today, and again, correct me if I'm wrong. You're making it sound like I've gotten some real extensive work done. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

No skin was broken in this procedure, okay? Nothing invasive. Today, Bree had a facial shave. I told you not to call it that. Well, what is it then? You told me. It's called dermaplaning. Yeah.

And they take a razor blade and they shave all the dead skin off your face Yeah okay yeah You told me they whipped your sideburns off too So why are you saying that? It's not a bad thing okay It's perfectly natural In the process of taking your dead skin off Yes some hair comes off as well

Wonderful Wonderful Yes Do they put like a Do they put like a shaving cream on you? No! They don't! It's not a facial hair shave. Afterwards they give you a bottle after shaving and you go

looking fresh. They do put some cream on. Yeah. Oh that's nice. That's nice. Dermoplaning you say. Dermoplaning. I say this because I'm quite into the facial stuff. Like I enjoy a microdermabrasion. Well I've always had microdermabrasions and they say this is,

they say it's less invasive. Yeah, microdermabrasion, for those who don't know, is this vacuum that sucks all the dead skin off. Well, it actually blasts crystals into your face and then sucks it. Is that how they do it? So the crystals pretty much blast into your face so fast that it breaks up the dead skin

and then they suck it off. Like sandblasting. I think that, yeah. You've got to give it a manly, tradie term for guys to get into it. Yeah. They sandblast your face. So this procedure today will have left you, I just want to assume, feeling nice and smooth. I did say to the girl when she was doing it, I was like, is this how a guy would feel when

they're getting like a clean shave? And she's like, pretty much, probably. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, oh yeah. So I've got an experiment, because this is radio and you can't see Bree's skin. I've got an experiment to do. Oh no. Bree, who is now clean shaven. Stop calling it that.

I don't know how else to say it. Girls are self-conscious about that stuff. You shouldn't be, because you've never looked smoother, okay? I don't have that much hair on my face. It's okay if you do, but I'm self-conscious about it. This is my experiment. So me, I have stubble and you are smooth. We're going to try and do an audio simulation.

So we're going to drag our face over the microphone to make a sound. So first of all, you'll hear, I've got to turn this up. So you'll hear my face, which sounds like this. With what? Like you take a five o'clock shadow that I've got at the moment. Yeah. So it sounds like this with what like you take a five o'clock shadow that i've got at the moment yeah so it sounds like this that's the sound of a really don't want to put my face on the microphone that's the sound of a hairy face now if you could i'm imagining your face this is a stitch up imagining your face will sound like you know when you rub your finger on a really clean dish this is such a stitch-up.

Now, when you're ready, you drag your face over. Go on. Ready? No, you're going to play something and make it sound like I'm a big hairy beast. I'm not. I just want to hear the sound of your face. Three, two, one, go. That's right.

It does have that little squeak in it. You arsehole. It is smooth, alright? Smooth as a baby's bottom. Literally. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, it's our honour and privilege to have in studio this afternoon Moses and Ty from Solamio.

Woo-hoo! Oh, those beautiful, beautiful tones. That gives me goosies. Makes me feel like Christmas time. I guess that's the point, right? You guys are here, yeah, because, I mean, it's coming up Christmas. Actually, what's your opinion? I told Bree that Christmas starts on November the 1st. When does Christmas start?

Yeah, say, Ty. That's early, man. Say, I told you. November 1st. What? Bearing in mind that you're here to promote a Christmas show. In December! Not November! I'm just saying that

from November 1st, Halloween's out of the way, all that stuff is done, it's time to chuck the tree up. No, tree always goes up on the 1st of December. 1st of December, tree goes up. Speaking of Christmas, you guys are so popular this Christmas that there is a second Solimero Christmas show that has been announced

in Auckland at the Civic. This one is going to be on the 22nd of December. How good, that's so good, right? That you can roll that stuff out. Yeah, well we just we only just released that show the 21st and it sold out, I think within the first week and a half. So we had to bring the team back together

and we're like, you know what? Let's put on another show the night after. So we're just gonna stay the night there and then just wait for everyone to come back and then we'll put on the show again. Boom. Don't even have to go anywhere. I love Christmas.

Was there any songs that people have done like in the past where you're like, we need to do that Christmas song? There was a song that we knew we weren't going to do. Oh, what was that? What song was that? Oh, no. What's the Christmas song you never want to do? I like the song, but it's kind of overdone. It's that, all I want for Christmas is you.

It's so funny that you say that. I would have to agree. You're right. That's right. Just a bit overdone. That's the Christmas song that Brie recorded. No. Are you for real?

That's the Christmas song. Can we hear it? Is this a stitch up? I'll play it, please. She's looking to launch her own Christmas album. Don't you dare play that in front of these guys. Just play a little bit. Don't.

No. It's good because they can give you a critique. They're pros. They can give you a little critique. No, we should play. Click also recorded it. We can add some vocals over. So the voice from Sole Mio.

I'm going to die. What do you think of Bree's Christmas Carol? Make my wish come true. Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you. Oh, baby. Pretty good. You know those family Christmas functions you go to and they're like one auntie,

that one auntie that gets up and just starts singing on the wines. I've had a few this afternoon to be honest. That's drunk auntie free. Yeah, no, that's pretty fair. I don't have that auntie, but I've seen movies like this. If you want to be part of a soledad Christmas,

I hate you so much. Your last chance with the second show now announced at Auckland Civic Sunday the 22nd of December. Tickets are available 9am Monday,

November the 11th. That's this Monday. Moses and Ty, good to see you boys. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. So good to have you boys in. We'll see you later.

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