ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – November 8th 2018

Episode Date: November 8, 2018

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ZM! ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Ah, good afternoon everyone. Hello mate. Isn't it annoying when you're just trying to do some online shopping and your bloody job gets in the way? You have to go and do a radio show.

Oh, God, I hate that. Just trying to buy it. What are you trying to buy? Oh, there's this jacket. You're so fashion forward. No, no, no. This is a cool thing. They only do 50 of these jackets

and they put them all on sale at the same time. 50 jackets. The first one is $50 that they sell. The second one is $49. The third one is $48. The next one is $47. No, we get... Yeah, I get the idea.

All the way down. And the 50th jacket is $0. Yeah. So how do you get it? You have to, and the 50th jacket is $0. Yeah. So how do you get it? You had to be on the website at 4 o'clock. But no, here we are doing our stupid job. Get Producer Ben to do it. Nah, he's on there.

We're actually both on there. The website's crashed. There's too many people. It was too good to be true. Of course, it always happens. There's no such thing as a free jacket. I'm sending stuff back, and you said you never send anything back. That's your purchases from the iconic.

You're sending them back. What, you never send anything back. That's your purchases from the iconic. You're sending them back. What, too big, too small? Too big. I always make the promise to myself that if you're going to online shop, you need to send stuff back if it's not right. I just hate that, getting something in the mail. It's a lot of pain in the ass having to go to the courier place. Unless you just stick it in the work mail.

Yeah, I wasn't going to do that. Hey, Producer Ben, can you come get this package? Hey, this afternoon, I want to talk to somebody who was a big baby. There's a story out about a lady who has just given birth to a big baby. And this one is a real

leg crosser. Are we talking like a 12-monther? We're talking like a big baby. Like it was cooked formonther? We're talking like a big baby. Like it was cooked for too long? We're talking like a couple of rugby balls. The bun in the oven was in there too long. Yeah, there was too much yeast in that dough and it has over risen. If you were a big baby, stick around.

We want to talk to you after Bruno Mars. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. I want to do a story right now about a big baby. What a terrifying sound. Honestly, what's terrifying is pushing that thing out. Oh, I do not envy you guys whatsoever. I mean, it's bad enough when it's a small baby.

Imagine, like, pushing an eight-pound watermelon out. When it comes to that area down there too. I have to do that at some point in my a small baby. Imagine like pushing an eight pound watermelon out. When it comes to that area down there too. I have to do that at some point in my life, mate. No, you might not. True. The way I'm going, probably not. When it comes to that sensitive area down there, is there really such thing as a small baby?

No, there's not. Right? No. It's still something coming out that is a bit bigger. You've still got to fit a bigger couch than there is doorway, if you know what I mean. The thing that I don't understand about the female human body is if we were made to do that, which clearly we are,

why is it so damn small? Surely they could have engineered the body a little bit better. I guess it's so it doesn't fall out too early I don't know how these things work Some of the things that I've learnt as I've gotten older About pregnancy and what you have to actually do I'm not looking forward to it Well this will put you off

Let's talk big baby Nicky James Bell Sydneysider has just given birth to her baby boy first baby boy too so he's blazing a trail

the first one that makes it worse 12.6 pounds that's not normal 12.6 pounds or for the why didn. 12.6 pounds or for the- Why didn't they take him out earlier? For the metrically challenged, 5.7 kilos. Big baby. That poor woman.

And did she give birth naturally? Naturally. No pain relief. No. She's a super woman or she's crazy. Yeah. Let's put that because not everybody has had a baby. So maybe it's a bit weird to give those numbers.

Maybe you're not impressed. I want you to think about those value metric blocks of cheese, the big blocks of cheese that you can get. You know the biggest block of cheese you can get from the supermarket? It's one kilo. Is that one kilo? This baby was 5.7 of those. Big baby.

How does that even? How does it work? It doesn't. Trust me, it doesn't work. I reckon there are just women across the country right now just sitting cross-legged going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'd be like, put it back in. You don't want to put it back in. Yeah.

It's just come out. I don't know. If it was halfway, I'd be like, put it back in. Oh, if it's halfway, you might as well go all the way. Yeah, well. I've seen that episode of the Kardashians. Once it got halfway, she just pulled it and the rest came out. Here's a question for you.

Piece of cake, right? Yeah, easy peasy. Easy peasy. Here's a question for you. Piece of cake, right? Yeah, easy peasy. Easy peasy. Here's a question for you this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. How big were you as a baby? I want to hear from some big babies. Do you know what you were?

Yeah, I've texted my mum. Do you know what you were? Yeah, I know what I was. I reckon you would have had a big head. Okay. Like, you just look like you would have had a large head as a baby. Yeah, well, I've got, yeah, big feet. I would have been an annoying baby.

What were you? I was pretty normal. I was seven pounds six. Still a big baby, but pretty normal. Apparently, I was really long. And I came out face down. Oh, yeah. So I came out the wrong way up, so I was facing the bum hole.

So I was a brown noser. I've just checked with my mum. She's just texted me. She said, Clint, you were nine pounds, two ounces. Big baby. Were you the first? I was the first, yeah.

My sister was the last. Nine pounds, six ounces. Your mum likes to breed them big. My sister broke my mum's coccyx. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Nicola. She came out feet first.

Kicked her way out. Badoosh, kicked the door down. Nicola, big baby? My partner. Yeah. How big? Yeah, he was 13 and a half pounds. Oh! How big? Yeah he was 13 and a half pounds Whoa It's the best contraceptive

Because like I don't want to have A 13 and a half pound baby You don't want to have his baby Look at those jeans he's got No way And he's like so huge Like he's

Yeah Six four Or something like that Yeah big baby He's a big baby Is his mum okay? Yeah she's okay But his brother was tiny after him, so.

Yeah. Yeah, because your boyfriend sucked up all the nutrients. There was none left for the next baby. All right. Hey, good luck with that one, Nicola. Maybe reconsider before you commit to him forever, because big baby. He might be in something to think about.

Big commitment. 0800 dial ZM. You're a big baby. How big? How big are big baby? How big? How big are we talking? How big? Brie and Clint on ZM. Say it with me.

We're talking big baby. Sydney woman's given birth to a very healthy baby boy. They've called him Parker. He was 12.6 pounds. That's 5.7 kilos. She's done it not only naturally, which is a bad term. All births are natural. But she's done it the old school way.

Straight out. Down rather than up. And she's done it without pain relief. Is it one of those times where surely she would have known how big it was? Can you imagine how big she would have been? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, I mean, think of the ladies that have twins and triplets and stuff.

Yeah, yeah. But at least you get to do those in doses. Exactly. Imagine having two of that. I don't even know if that's physically possible. Question for you this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM. Were you a big baby?

And how big? Andrea. Hi, how are you? Good, good. Big baby? I was 9.6. Yeah, you and me both, girl. That means you were 4.3 kilos.

Did you get what I got growing up? Your mum never lets you forget about it? No, not often anymore, but now I've had my own baby since then so I've kind of been a little bit forgotten. And did you have big ones? So yes, my very first baby

was 10 pound 3. And she was number one of four and my very last baby was 11 pound 4. Big baby. Big husband? No. No? My baby was 11 pound 4. Oh! Big baby. Big husband. Big jeans. Big husband? No.

No? No. I was the problem. I'm 5 foot 11. Oh, yeah. Oh, great, Andrea. I'm nearly 5'11". No! Hey, Kia Kaha, well done.

I do not envy you whatsoever. Oh, great. Kelly, big baby? Kelly? Yep. Were you a big baby? Kelly? Yep Were you a big baby? Nine pound nine Nine nine

Right on the edge of that ten Does part of you wish you'd cracked the ten? No No? Oh, okay Sweet, just checking She was a baby Oliver, big baby? Yeah, I was ten seven

And how tall are you now? Nearly six foot Nearly six foot, yeah, makes sense Okay Yeah, same thing 10'7". And how tall are you now? Nearly six foot. Nearly six foot. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Yeah, same thing. Does that make sense though? I don't know.

Are big babies like... Big people? Yeah. Or am I a big person? Yeah. I was a big baby. Yeah. So, same thing, Oliver.

Whenever you're a bad kid or whatever, your mum goes, you were bloody nine pound nine. You nearly broke me. No. Oh, okay. Just my mum then. That's just your mum holding that against you. Just kidding. Mum's mostly fine about it. Couple more. Rachel, big baby.

Nothing. Rachel. Hello. Hello. How big were you, Rach? 10 pound 9. These just keep going up. I really want to crack the 13. Hello. Hello. Oh, hello. How big were you, Rach? 10.9. 10.9. These just keep going up.

I really want to crack the 13. You want to crack a 13? Let's see if we can get there. We've got a couple more. Dan. Dan. Dan. Yeah.

How big were you as a baby? It was my cousin. He was born premature and he was 14.5. Pardon me? He was premature? Was he premature because he was that big and he was 14.5 Pardon me? He was premature? Was he premature because he was that big And they're like seriously we've got to evacuate this guy Yeah Aunty sort of went in

And went yeah he's coming out She made the call Yeah And how big is he now Dan? 6'7 Can you imagine Ross Boss? And he's 16 And how big is he now, Dan? Six, seven. Oh! Can you imagine Ross Boss? And he's 16.

Jeez. Whoa! Who is this kid? Steven Adams? Far out. That is a... And that's the kind of guy, too, when you boyfriend him up, you know what you're in for, right?

If you go, if we can get married, this is my future. I mean, we're going to get a surrogate and that's just what's going to happen. We're going to grow it in a lab. One more? You want to do one more? One more. Just see if we can do it B to 14. Ryan, hey Ryan. Hey man, how are you? Oh, you sound like a big baby. No, I wasn't actually. I was only 6 pound 10.

Oh, a tonne. However, my work mate, I work with a South African guy and his brother was just over 12 pounds 6 pound 10. Oh, tiny. However, my workmate, I work with a South African guy, and his brother was just over 12 pounds, and his birth weight was like 15.2, natural born. Oh. Yeah. He puts it on his resume.

He goes, I was a 15.2. I feel so sorry for his mum. Oh, that's hectic. Natural born. Natural born. Natural born. And that is why South African parents, you don't eat biltong

while you're pregnant. Too much protein. Brie and Clint on ZM. Take it Brie, finish the song. Something inside me changed. I was so much younger yesterday.

Yeah, nice work. That was nice. I nailed that. Brie and Clint. ZM. Things, the wheels just came off. Hey, nice work. That was nice. I nailed that. Bree and Clint. Zed him. The wheels just came off. Hey, you know how we talked about the Spice Girls yesterday? Spice Girls. Spice Girls. Big bombshell

for the Spice World community. They're doing a reunion tour. But there's another massive bombshell that's just happened on Twitter. Jerry Halliwell's not actually Ginger. Well, her name's not Jerry Halliwell anymore. It's Jerry Horner. Oh, just go with Halliwell.

Well, yeah, she's Halliwell to us, right? Who's Mr. Horner who's forcing his last name on Jerry, who has a very well-established brand, and going, no, I think you'd go well as a Horner. You'd be great as a Horner. You'd make a good Horner. She's like, well, I'm pretty well known as Jerry Halliwell. No.

She's absolutely shaken the Spice Girl community when she's posted on Twitter a popular lyric from this massive Spice Girl hit. Colours of the world. Every boy and every girl. People of the world. Yep, know it well. Huge, massive song.

Do you remember how the song ends? Hi-si-ya, hold tight. Is that it? Right. Is that how the song finishes? One more time. Hi-si-ya, hold tight. Yeah, so we've got it here.

That's about it? Yeah. Hi-si-ya, hold tight. Yeah, so we've got it here. That's about it? Yeah. I see ya. Hold tight. So what do you think they're saying? I see ya. Hold tight. Ha.

See ya. Hold tight. That's what we've all thought. I've been going, I've been going, I see ya. Hold tight. That's so weird

because you're so much closer to what the real lyric actually is. Really? So everyone, well, me personally, massive Spice Girl fan, always thought it was ha, see ya, hold tight. Ha, see ya, hold tight. Apparently not the case. Okay.

Jerry Halliwell has put on Twitter that it's actually hi, like you said. Hi. See. See. Ya. Ya. Hold tight. Hold tight. Hold tight.

Which is actually, wait for it. In Japanese, Spanish and German, all the words for yes. Oh. So it's yes, yes, yes. Hold tight. Hold tight. Si, Spanish, ya. What's that one?

So hi. Hi. Which is Japanese. For yes. Si. Si. Spanish. Yes. Hold tight. Hold tight. C, Spanish. Ya. What's that one? So, hi. Hi. Which is Japanese. For yes. C. C. Spanish.

Yes. And ya, German. Oh, and everything else. Ya. Yeah. C, hold tight. Mind blown. C, ya, hold tight.

There you go. Were you today years old? Oh, 100%, of course. When you learnt that? Yeah, of course. Yeah, that's it. That's all I got. Oh, that's what you got. Yeah, that's it. That's all I got. Oh, that's what you got. That was the whole bit.

That's the bombshell. They're doing a reunion tour, everyone. It's exciting. It is exciting. Most of them will be on it. See, Adele's offered to open for them. I saw. Pretty sad to Jess Glenn, who's already signed on to open,

but, you know, Adele, how good. Adele, so good. Br, Adele, so good. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. You know there's moments in your life where you take a long, hard look at yourself and you're like, what are you doing? Yeah. Yeah. Had one of those moments the other night actually.

Okay. And I feel like it's a little bit of your fault. All right. Hear me out. So about a month ago, I got dressed really quickly. It was actually after the show. I got dressed really quickly at home and I pulled a pair of my jeans that were in my dirty clothes because, I mean.

Who washes jeans? Who washes them? And they were in my dirty clothes. I said, oh, I need those jeans. So I pulled them out of my dirty clothes, put them on real quick, jumped in the car and I drove and I was meeting a friend for dinner. Okay. I was going to ask what the occasion was. Yeah. So I was just meeting a friend for dinner.

Dinner with a friend. Dinner with a friend. I picked them up and then we got to where we were going to eat. Yeah. Right. As I was getting out of the car, I've kind of brushed the side of my leg. Yeah. And it felt like something was in my jeans. And I was like, what the hell is that? And then I've like felt around in my jeans. And I was like, what is that?

It's like a lumpy thing. It's a dirty pair of underwear. Dirty pair of undies. You haven't done the fundamental thing you need to do when you pull something out of the laundry, check that no other laundry is attached to it in some way. I didn't have time. It was in a hurry.

So now I'm in this situation where I'm with a friend and I've got a pair of dirty undies. Huge problem too because I assume you wear quite tight jeans. It's not like you can just reach down the leg and grab the undies. No. It's a full drop the pants to get. Yep. It was visible too.

Like there was no getting around it. You could see there was something in my jeans. Could you tell it was undies? It was near my knee. So it was in a weird spot. Is that a dirty pair of undies in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Dirty pair of undies, unfortunately.

The story gets worse. I've kind of played it off like we started walking to the restaurant and then i said oh i've forgotten my wallet on purpose yeah i'm gonna go back and get it i'll meet you there yeah went back to the car pull my pants down in the car yeah oh what else was i gonna do go to the bathroom at the restaurant no oh and then i'm stuck with a dirty pair of undies at the restaurant yeah good point so point. So I've got in the car, pull my pants down, grab the undies out, piece of cake. Yeah.

Now I'm with this dirty pair of undies. Yeah. And I'm like, what do I do? Your car? My car. Yeah. Glove box it. So, yeah, could have done that.

But I chose to shove them under the seat. And then I was like, I'll get them later. Not a big deal, you know. I know what you've done. Oh, because I booked this for you. This is what it is, isn't it? You told me. No, this is my fault.

It wasn't my fault. You did this. Last week, I needed to book myself in for airport parking. Yeah, because you were going home to Australia for that. You said you should book in for the valet and then you can get your car cleaned. Yeah, get the car. It's a great idea.

It'll be awesome. We joked about this. You get back. Oh, yeah. We joked about what if the car cleaning guy found something awkward in your car and then he got back and they handed you your keys and he's like looking at you sideways. That's what you said.

Oh, my God. Anyway, I'd forgotten about the undies that I'd put under my seat a month ago. Of, my God. Oh. Anyway. Yeah. Oh, I'd forgotten about the undies that I'd put under my seat a month ago. Of course you had because who would have? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll get back to Auckland Airport. Yeah. 12.30 at night. Yeah. There's one guy. He goes, oh, your car's not here. I'll go pick it up for you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Where were the undies? On my passenger seat. Fantastic. One question. When they clean the car, do they clean the undies? Nah. Still dirty. Bree and Clint on Zitim. Did they clean the undies? Nah.

Still did. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. We take your birthdays and we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday, then we all reminisce. Easy peasy.

Courtney, hello. Hey, Court. Hi. What's your birthday? 21st of the 12th, hello. Hey, Court. Hi. What's your birthday? 25th of the 12th, 94. Wait. Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry, Courtney.

Merry Christmas to you. Courtney, how about this? Oh, I know it's your birthday, but it's also Christmas. So what I've done is I've got your combined gift. But it's an extra big gift. It's an extra big gift for both. I've got your gift for both. To make up for it. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, that's what I say too, Courtney. My birthday's right near Christmas. I'm always like, thanks very much. Yeah, bloody Jesus. Stealing your thunder every year. Stupid Jesus. All right, Courtney, you were 16 in 2010 on Christmas Day. And back in 2010 on Christmas Day, this was number one.

You got a bad birthday and a bad birthday. Oh, no. Okay, good one. Courtney likes it. That's the main thing. You like this Bruno Mars song, Courtney? Yeah. Absolute banger.

Love it. You should have a Christmas carol. You should have a Christmas carol for a birthday banger. Mariah Carey. Yeah. Yeah, I thought, to be honest, it was going to be Mariah, but I'm happy with Bruno. Not in 2002. Mariah was.... Yeah. Yeah, I thought, to be honest, it was going to be Mariah, but I'm happy with Bruno. Not in 2002.

Mariah was... It could be. It could be. All right. Wait there. We could be playing your birthday banger. Let's go with Holly. Oh, a real Christmas theme running through the birthday banger today.

Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hello. I see what you did there. Yeah. I see what you did. What's your birthday, Holly? 3rd of the 9th, 86.

Okay, Holly. You were 16 in 2002 on the 3rd of September, and this is your birthday banger. She's a good throwback. No. Oh, no, you don't like it? No. You don't like this song?

What's wrong with the tommy kitten? Holly? Pardon? What's wrong with the tommy Holly? Pardon? Pardon? What's wrong with the atomic kitten, Holly? Quite a bit. Let's leave it there. We'll leave it there. Not a problem. You know one of them was heavily pregnant in that film, Clint? Heavily pregnant?

Yeah. Big baby. Hey, Leanne. Hiya. Hi, Leanne. Let's round it out this afternoon. What's your birthday? 11th of March, 85. Okay, Leanne, you were 16 in 2001 on the 11th of March, and on that day, this was number one. You get the icon who turns 50 this year. 50.

J-Lo. Yeah, I ain't mad. I know. We're not mad either. She is the hottest 50-year-old ever. Well, she will be. Well, when she turns 50. J-Lo. Yeah, I ain't mad. I know. We're not mad either. She is the hottest 50-year-old ever. Well, she will be. Well, when she turns 50. She's got a couple of weeks left to go downhill, yeah.

Unless she goes real downhill. We doing it? Yeah. Leigh-Anne, here's your birthday banger. You get J-Lo, Love Don't Cost a Thing. Awesome, thanks. All right. Let's all look at that photo that got released of J-Lo last week.

Damn! That's the winner of Birthday Banger today. J-Lo's Love Don't Cost a Thing. Did you look up that photo you were talking about? Hell yeah. Remember she did the original photo with the, sorry, hang on.

How rude of me. She did that original photo with that dress and she pretty much invented that dress where you can't wear a bra and the neckline goes all the way down to your belly button.

That dress wasn't a dress, it was a maxi pad. Have I? That's how small the material was. Right, okay. Because it doesn't

resemble a... No, but you know what I mean. Like, you couldn't call, the material was literally... You okay. Because it doesn't resemble a... No, but you know what I mean. Like, you couldn't call... The material was literally... Well, you shouldn't call it a maxi pad. Why? Why can't I say maxi pad?

Well, you can say maxi pad if you want. What's wrong with... Well, imagine you wear an outfit, like next week when we go to the music awards. Imagine you wear a dress and I come over to you and go, oh, nice maxi pad. It's just not a nice... My dad used to say to me,

we'd be walking out the door and we'd have a short dress on and be like, you ain't going out in that. I'd be like, yeah, it's a dress. He'd be like, no, that's a maxi pad. You sure he couldn't just see your maxi pad? You took it there, didn't you? Maybe. My wife, Lucy, it's her birthday this weekend.

Happy birthday, Lucy. Happy birthday. It's her first birthday that you guys are spending together that you've been married. Yeah, we got married in February. So it's got to be good. Well, don't put that pressure on it. Don't put unnecessary pressure on an

occasion that it doesn't need to be there. You've said to me you've bought two things. You don't know if it's enough. I said to me, you've bought two things. Yeah. You don't know if it's enough. I don't know if they're the right things. Right. She's given me nothing.

Yeah, that's what you think. She would have been dropping hints for a long time. And I usually, because boys, this is the key. Listen, whenever they say they like something, just go and get that thing. And then you've got it for the next time an occasion comes around. And they go, oh my God, how did you know? Well, spoiler alert, you actually told me. Either she stopped dropping hints to test me or I haven't been listening.

Because I have no idea. Well, you don't listen to me because I've said I've liked miniature ponies for the whole time we've been on air. Still no miniature pony. Well, it's not your birthday yet. True. I've bought a couple of things. What have you bought? I want to get this right.

I want to get this right. I've texted her and I've said, please don't listen to the show. She's listening to a podcast. She goes, easy, I never listen. No, that's a joke. It's a horrible show. She loves the show.

What did you buy? Two things. Yeah. She said in passing she saw a hat that she liked. Okay. So I've bought her a hat. How much was the hat? It's a bucket hat.

Mm-hmm. A bucket hat? Is she going fishing? No, but she said she'd like to do some outdoors things this summer. So it's like a hat for the outdoors. Yeah. It's like a garden hat. So it's not like a fashion like fedora or anything.

What kind of is? It's a... It's a... Well, it's a fashion gardening. It's a fashion gardening hat. It's a... Oh. It's Karen Walker.

Ooh. It was $90, the hat. Okay. So I've got her a sun hat. Just saying that out loud sounds bad. Great. And I've got her some wind chimes.

What happened to the $900 Dyson hairdryer? We discussed this. You can't get it. The people decided. You can't get it. I said to you, I was in Aussie last weekend. I said to you, mate, I'm willing to go out of my way and get you the hairdryer.

The other thing is she heard us talking about that and she said, don't get me the hairdryer. Yeah, but she wanted it though. And you've got bloody wind chimes. Go with the hairdryer. I know. I've got a bamboo wind chimes. Because one time we were in the trade aid shop and she goes,

oh, this is what I'm doing. I'm scouring every memory that I have to go, what is it that she wants? What is it that she wants? And what I've come up with is sun hat and wind chimes. There's only one solution now. You need to buy her tickets to Italy. Not going that far overboard. Why not?

Because... It's your wife. Yeah, but... You need to lock that down. I know. Just because you're married doesn't mean she can't leave. I know, I know. But I can't buy tickets to Italy before Sunday as well.

Well, buy tickets to... I don't know, Christchurch. No, you like Italy. Christchurch, they say, is the little Italy of New Zealand. I have heard that, yeah. I've heard that a lot. This is my question. Is it enough?

Sun hat and wind chimes. Is it enough? No. Sorry. Well, then what else do I get? What other thing do I get? I told you, a trip to Christchurch. No, okay, I'm not doing a trip to Christchurch

and I'm not doing a trip to Italy. She doesn't want to go. I've got it. Another cat. No, you can't get her another. We've got two cats. A puppy. No.

You don't have a puppy. No. A puppy would be a great gift. She doesn't want a puppy because the cats would hate it. You've got to get the hairdryer. I can't get the hairdryer. Literally, they're not in the country. There's none of them in the country. This is what I said to you.

Also, it's a $900 hairdryer. You were the one that committed. You talked about it on the radio. I could have got it for you. Is there someone listening right now that can save Clint's marriage? Can you get the hairdryer? We need to get what the producers have got something. Yeah,'s marriage. Can you get the hair dry? We need to get what the producers have got something.

Yeah, producer Ben. What about all the footage from your wedding? Oh, shush, that's a secret. I'm just saying it's a great idea. No, that is a great idea. No, don't say that shit on the radio. Jesus Christ. She's not listening.

I know she's, by the way, if you know her, please don't tell her the things that we're saying. Please don't text her and go, oh, your dumb ass husband got you a sun hat for your birthday. Yeah. Get her a rashie. No. All right.

Can I take some advice from some other people? 0800 dial ZM. What else should I get? Prison ideas. Prison ideas. Send them in. Birthday prison ideas for my wife. I've actually legit got it.

You said yesterday, because I listened to you, you said that you bought her a Deadly Ponies handbag. Four or five years ago. Exactly. Buy her another one. Yeah, okay. All of your ideas. It just sounds like you're cheap.

No, I can do that. I'm telling you, the bag's the way to go. I have to take the sun hat back. I've got a gifting emergency, everybody. I've had a shocker. Who buys wind chimes in general? I choked. Why would you buy your young wife wind chimes for her birthday?

Because she saw them once and she said, those are nice, those would be nice for the house. Doesn't mean she want them. Yeah, I know, I know. I say that about guys and girls that I see all the time. They're nice. Doesn't mean I want them. No, it does mean you want them.

Well, kind of. Look, look, look, look, look, look. It's her birthday this weekend. And at the moment, I have gifts. It's not like I've left it to the very last minute and I don't have gifts. It's just I went out yesterday morning. I spent the whole morning shopping before the show. Why didn't you text me and ask me?

No, because your idea is we'll get her a new cat. That's a great idea. We've got two cats. We've got two cats. Here's an idea. You make one of them lost. So you pretend you send it to me. This is why we've asked other people. And then you surprise her on her birthday,

so I'll take the cat now. And then on her birthday, you're like, I found the cat. Happy birthday. Peace gift ever. The cat you love is back. The cat's not dead You know what I don't know if that's a worse idea Than what I've got currently

Which is wind chimes And a sun hat It's better Here's the question Is it enough Or if it's not What else do I need To get her cat

I assume this isn't My actual cat I assume it's someone Called cat Hey How you going You do sound like You could be a human cat What do you think cat Is he in trouble I assume this isn't my actual cat. I assume it's someone called Cat. Hey, how you going? You do sound like you could be a human cat.

What do you think, Cat? Is he in trouble? He is in dire straits. What would you get? Do not do the sun hat. No. Oh, the sun hat. See, I told you to go with the rashie.

Why? She said she likes the sun hat. I know. She could potentially suffocate you with a sun hat, I think. True. Kat's got a good point. It's quite a... Kat would have loved the cat idea I had too. Rosie.

Hello. What's the deal? It's wind chimes and a sun hat. Am I doing okay? Sun hat, yes. Wind chimes, no. You'd probably be good with a bit of bling, but being honest, you're probably better off giving her a good experience. Like, take herimes, no. You'd probably be good with a bit of bling, but being honest,

you're probably better off giving her a good experience. Like take her out for dinner. Love that idea. Dinner and show, you know, that sort of thing. She'll want that more than the present. Take her swimming with dolphins down in the South Island. Her birthday's on Sunday. So?

Buy her the experience and you give it to her. Hi, Shay. Hi there. I reckon that the hat and the wind chimes are fine. If she said that's what she wants, then you're doing well. That's good on you for listening. That's awesome. Yeah.

Well, she loosely... She said she liked the wind chimes. She loosely referred to them once when we were at Trade Aid. But yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Okay. Well, I reckon just to bulk it out, I would buy like a bunch of chocolates or any of her favourite other

comfort food and you can get like a wicker basket from a cheap shop and then put it all in there, wrap it all nicely in like some plastic cellophane, tie it with a ribbon. It'll look super thoughtful. Or stick it all in the hat. Yeah, now we're cooking with gas. I like it, Shay. That's such a

man thought. It's a gift within a gift. It like it, Shay. That's such a man thought. It's a gift within a gift. It's literally, it's a gift within a gift. One more. Ray, what are we looking at, mate? Hey, guys. Yeah, I reckon the sun hat was good, but the wind chime's not so much. I agree.

But I did find a website. It's called mineymo.co.nz. Yeah. You can actually... Looking at it? Yep. You can pick 10 items and put them into a gift box. And when the person opens the gift box, they can pick one of those experiences to go ahead with

and all the others just sort of get sent back. Oh, so they pick and choose their prison out of a box of 10 and then they send the best back. Yeah, exactly. Oh, I like that idea. There's also cat kidnapping on here. Nothing says I love you and I know what you like like 10 random items with the ability to send nine of them back.

She likes options. Exactly, and one of them was even house cleaning as well. Oh, I can't buy her house cleaning for her birthday. Thank you for the call, Ray. Oh, one of them's a male strip show. Look. Should have bought her the goddamn hairdryer. I'm willing to give up my brother or my dad

for you to give to Lucy for her birthday. NCEA exams kicking off. Very stressful time for some students, especially those ones who have, what's the word I'm looking for, coasted this year. Cruised through the year. Haven't prepared. You know those guys who go, ah, I don't do

well in class. But you get me in that room for the exam, it just comes to me. You can't really prepare though, can you? Ah yeah, you can prepare for an exam. Oh see the ones we do back home in Aussie, you can't really prepare for it. Well, you don't know what's going to be in it, but you can go over your notes from the

year. It's going to be stuff that you learned that year. Oh, see, ours wasn't. What, they just surprised you with some subject you don't know? No, so it's literally... You've been studying maths. Here's a Spanish exam. So, the QCS test will just be random whatever. Really? Yeah, it'll be maths, but I mean

you can't study. Oh look, I haven't done it for a while, but I think they're a bit more structured than that. Right. This is interesting information for once you get your results back. I've got a list of the degrees that earn the most money and the least money. Doctor. Wow. This is

out of Australia, so comparable to New Zealand. Similar sort of economies. Similar vibe. Very similar vibes. This is interesting. What they've done is they've taken a bunch of graduates who all graduated at the same time in different careers in 2014. They've let them out into the workforce for five years

and then they've checked in with them for four years and gone, all right, you've finished your internship or your apprenticeship, whatever it is now. You should be earning, you should be on your way to earning something. How much are you earning? Let's compare what you're all earning. What a rude question to ask. Well, it's anonymous, but the results are going to piss you off a bit. You personally.

Why? Just, I just think. I studied at a university in Australia. Yeah, well you. That's probably my biggest regret in life. How's your degree going? I'm just using it for, I mean... Bree's a qualified physiotherapist.

No. I studied that first. Yeah. And now I'm a qualified journalist slash public relations person. Oh, well, you're kind of using it. You report on things like... You told us about that Spice Girls song today. Mate,

I ain't using it. I'm trying to help you. Trust me. So these are the results. Okay. These are, I'll give you the best. The,

the jobs that they surveyed of all the graduates from that year in 2014, the three highest paid people with those degrees. Okay. Medicine. Yep. Pharmacy. Yep. Engineering. Sounds about right. Sounds about right. People with those degrees, medicine, pharmacy, engineering.

Sounds about right. Sounds about right. Even though my brother's a qualified engineer back home in Aussie, doesn't earn that good of money. Yeah, it doesn't matter though because he's going to be on The Bachelor soon and then you're set for life. He can just do Instagram posts. These are the worst earners. Oh, no.

And this is where I think you'll get a bit pissed off. So the worst earning degrees, these are all fully qualified people. I assume they studied for a similar amount of time as the others. Yep. Teachers.

Oh yeah. They're striking here. So same in Australia. Nurses. That one really annoys me. Yeah. Same as teachers really. They're looking after vulnerable people

and we just pay them like crap. And people who studied communications and tourism. God damn it! You and I both studied a form of communications. You didn't even finish. Yeah, well, who's the smarter one? Yeah, you. Me.

There is one more category that is not earning very well as well. And... Don't say the Bachelor of Arts people. No, that's the most focused and useful degree you can do. They are killing it. The worst paid across all the category that is earning the least, women. I mean, I'm not surprised.

No. I wish I could be shocked and be like, what are you talking about? On average, even the ones in the top paying bracket, so if we go back to the best, the women compared to the men in medicine, the women compared to the men in pharmacy jobs, and the women compared to the men in engineering jobs and the women compared to the men in engineering jobs, on average, after four years in the workforce, they were earning $10,000 less than the men.

So it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We can get through this. This is what you need to do. If you're doing NCEA right now, when you go to choose what you're going to study next year, just make sure you do be a man and a doctor.

Yeah, perfect. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot.

It's where I test Brie's superpower by reading plot lines to movies. I remove the key characters' names usually, and then we see who can guess that movie first, you or a member representing the people. I really got a wee, so I'm not concentrating very well. Okay, cool. Should we drag this out? No, let's go.

By the way, I think we may need a backup player as well if someone still wants to call through, but we might be okay. Shannon, hi. Hi. G'day, how's it going? Going good.

Are you a bit of a movie buff? Yeah, recently. Hmm. The scores are 14 games to two. She's an absolute monster, this girl. Bring it on, Shannon. I'm going to start reading the plot line. When you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name.

Don't wait for me to finish, okay? Okay. Best of three. Here we go. Movie number one. In Texas, an electrician is stunned to learn that he has a horrible disease. Though told he has only 30 days to live, he refuses to give in to despair. He seeks out alternative therapies and smuggles unapproved drugs

into the US from wherever he can find them. He then joins forces with a fellow patient and begins selling the treatments to the growing number of people. The Dallas Buyers Club. Dallas Buyers Club is correct. That's it. That's good. Played the wrong buzzer.

Thanks, Shannon. Sorry, Shannon. Did you know that movie? No, I had no idea. It sounded really weird from the front. Like, I didn't realise he was an electrician. I watched it ages ago. I'm just giving you as many details as I can. Isn't it a true story? I think it is. I think it's a true story, yeah. Okay, I didn't realise he was an electrician. I watched it ages ago. I'm just giving you as many details as I can.

Isn't it a true story? I think it is. I think it's a true story, yeah. Okay, movie number two. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi. Now, are you the person,

because we need someone here who's going to wrestle it back to a tie break, because if we lose this point, game over. Are you the person to do that for us? I hope so. Yeah, I hope so too. Your buzzer is your name, you understand? Yep.

And you're not going to wait for me to finish, are you? Nope. Okay, how old are you? 19. Oh, I'll try and find a movie that suits you a bit better. Oh, come on now. Oh, sorry. No, that's totally fine.

I just want to, you know. Oh, so now you're altering the game. No, these are all written down. They're all ready to go. Okay. Okay, here we go. This is a tough one. After deciding to sell their business in India and move to another country...

Oh, Charlotte. Charlotte. Life of Pi. Life of Pi is correct. Very good, Charlotte. Charlotte, you little ripper. I'll pay that. That was very well done.

I've had lots of practice. I play every week. Oh, yeah, good. Good to have you on board then, done. I've had lots of practice. I play every week. Oh, yeah, good. Good to have you on board then, Charlotte. You were the person for this. We're going to keep you on hold just in case somehow we need to go to a split decision, okay? Is that all right?

Cool, yeah. I don't think we'll need you, but we'll just keep you there just in case. Hi, Spencer. G'day. How's it going? Welcome to tie break, mate. Why, thank you. All right, Spencer, let's do this. Were you inspired by Charlotte? A little bit, yeah. Yeah, mate. Why, thank you. All right, Spencer, let's do this. Were you inspired by Charlotte?

A little bit, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Are you inspired to take down the behemoth that is... Can we... Can you not describe me as a behemoth?

Well, you are. You're a monster in this game. Okay. You're the Jonah Lomu of what's the plot. I've been called a behemoth before, not in that way. This one's going to go fast, Spencer,

so I need you on your buzzer quickly, okay? Cool. Oh, God, here we go. This is dire here. Movie number three, good luck to both players. Not in that way This one's gonna go fast Spencer So I need you on your buzzer Quickly okay Chill Oh god here we go This is dire here Movie number three Good luck to both players No favouritism in this one

Tie break Winner takes all The glory Okay we get it The prestige Oh come on mate The absolute vela Here we go

Movie number three I really gotta wait I need you listening Because this is gonna go fast A Scottish patriot Who is Brie Brie

Braveheart God damn it Spencer she's so good mate That was damn quick That was damn quick And I did warn you I did warn you I'm good under pressure.

Part of me wanted you to just buzz in even without knowing it. Got him. Hey, well done. Well done, everybody. Thanks, Spencer. Have a good day. Thank you. Oh, he was lovely.

He was lovely. But I still had to beat him. Charlotte, how gutted are you? Pretty gutted because I got that. Yeah, I know you would have. Charlotte, next week, call again. You and me. Redemption. Oh, I will. I will. We'll have another showdown. Charlotte, next week, call again. You and me. Redemption.

Oh, I will. I will. We'll have another showdown. Same time next week, Charlotte. I love that people are playing in the car too. Right. We're very lucky. We've just been invited, Bree,

to the Vodafone New Zealand Music Awards next year. This year? Oh, sorry, this year. Next week. Next week on Thursday night. Hopefully we get invited next year. It depends on how next week goes. How it goes. I'm really excited. New Zealand sorry, this year. Next week. Next week on Thursday night. Hopefully we get invited next year. It depends on how next week goes. How it goes.

I'm really excited. New Zealand music's biggest night. It's all glitz, all glamour. You've never been before, eh? No, and there's so much good music coming out of New Zealand this year. It's going to be awesome. 660 are going to be performing. Yeah, cool.

Sons of Zion are going to be performing. I couldn't get tickets to the show, so. A 660 show? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So you and I get to go. Our boss is taking us. Very generous.

Now, I know that with these type of events, there's a lot of pressure on what you're going to wear for everybody, but I think particularly for the girls, right? Because, well, I mean, guys generally, if you put a suit on, you're pretty safe. Strap on a suit. You know? Everyone goes, wow, you look better than the minimal effort. You scrub up all right. You put in so little effort every other day of the week

that when you put in a small amount, you look pretty good. Whereas you guys, you're expected to raise the bar quite high. Well, yeah. I mean, I'm not a super snappy dresser. Oh, excuse me. You're wearing a very nice 1980s business blazer today. This is my friend Sophie's. Ah.

Yeah. It's nice. Thank you. You still chose to put it on. I did. I've got an idea. Oh, no. Now, this is an outfit choice for you.

Good news for you is it's an outfit you're already familiar with and you know that it fits. We talked about this. I know what this is about and it's not happening. If you've listened to this show from the beginning, you'll know that at the beginning when we had to do publicity to go out to everyone and say, hey, we're a new show, Bree did a wonderful two-page spread in Women's Day.

No, Clinton Roberts. She was styled. So a professional put you in this outfit so you know it's a good outfit. And I think it's your most iconic look. So why don't we reprise it for the Vodafone New Zealand Music Awards next week? I've got friends in the company.

I can get my hands on the outfit. No. For those who don't know, because maybe you don't know, we've just taken a hands on the outfit No For those who don't know Because maybe you don't know We've just taken a picture of the outfit We've put it in the Bree and Clint Instagram story So you can see the outfit I'm talking about But if you can't because you're driving right now

How would you describe the outfit? Think golden girls Think Madge Think grandma goes into the autumn season Golden Girls. Think. Madge. Think grandma goes into the autumn season. It is. Shall I describe it for you?

It's just the outfit's fine. It's just not me. Yeah, the outfit's great. The outfit is a red woolen turtleneck that comes down over the bottom, just above the knee. So it's like a turtleneck woolen dress, all in red, coupled with a wonderful white capri. It's so good.

Don't forget the hoop earrings. It is so good. Oh, the hoop earrings? And we can get your hair styled the same way, get your makeup done the same way? What do you say? You and me, I'll go with you. I'll walk you down the carpet.

I'll happily be seen with you in this outfit. You bring it back. The outfit that- Yeah, of course you want to be seen with me. You'll look amazing next to me. The outfit that introduced you to New Zealanders in the Women's Day. Oh my God. The iconic red turtleneck.

Look, I just, is it a yes? Don't tell me yet. Don't tell me yet. Take a night to think on it. Yeah? I don't need to think about it. It's a big fat no. No, just take some time to think about it.

All right? Mate. Just tell me. Don't do that to me. I'd rather go naked. The biggest website in the world is Amazon at the moment. Yeah. At the moment.

Bigger than Facebook? I think it's bigger than Facebook. Wow. Well, maybe it's earning the most money. Oh, yeah. Now. They, literally, you say Amazon, there are small businesses and large businesses around the country right now going, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it.

Please don't talk about them. Please don't talk about them. Please don't talk about them. Because they just roll into town and obliterate everybody. They put up a huge warehouse and then that's all where you shop. Well, let's do the opposite and talk about something bad with Amazon. Okay, cool. So there's a story that's coming out of Bristol in England.

And it's about a lady who spotted an Amazon worker who was delivering something to her next door neighbor. Yep. And she noticed that he's rocked up in the car. He's got a high-vis vest on. Yep. He's walked to the front of the... You can do anything you want in a high-vis vest.

Well, guess what? He has. And he's walked to the front of the property. He's delivered the package. And then before he's left, he decided he would urinate in the garden. Right. Why would he have highinate in the garden. Right. Why would he have high vis on and do that? You're never going to get away with this.

Why would you want to be highly visible while you're doing that? Like, why? Like, at least take the high vis off. It's not malicious, though. Like, he didn't wee in the mailbox or wee in the package or wee on the doormat. No. He's done the best he can and he's gone for a garden. Well, she has kicked off and she's actually filmed him.

Yeah. Was she home? Yeah, she was home. So she was next door and she's seen this guy do it. Because there'll be a policy. This is where I kind of feel for the workers. There'll be a policy which says you can't go, hello, can I please use your bathroom?

They won't be allowed to do that. Yeah, see, that's rough, isn't it? Yeah, and they work in a truck. There's not going to be a toilet in the truck. She reckons there was a supermarket or a shopping centre right near the place. Yeah. And so she's not happy. Oh, I get it.

And she thinks it's gross. Anyway, she has emailed. The guy from Courier Post came around and did a dump in my front garden. You wouldn't appreciate it. I wouldn't be into it. I mean, on the front stairs, I mean, you rock up and you're like, oh, a package. What is that?

Special delivery. Not great. She's emailed Amazon, sent the pictures through, and he's been fired. Hey, Gary, what did you get fired for? Taking a leak. Warning? Could you get a written warning?

It's a bit rough because he's had branding of amazon all over him and they're in big trouble at the moment because there's a lot of other stories um that are not shedding a very good light on amazon there's this other story did you see this thing that went viral it's a video of this amazon delivery driver and he's got this package that has all these stickers over it that says fragile. You know those stickers that's got the glass on it? Yeah.

Anyway, apparently he had to deliver this package to a unit, but the unit was on the first floor. So ground floor, first floor. He couldn't get inside the building to get up to the first floor. So there's a video of this guy chucking on the balcony trying to throw it up onto the balcony.

That's how it works. The male has to get through. And let's just say he didn't get it on the first go. So it took a couple of times. Hey, great service. Can't wait for it to come to New Zealand. Fantastic. So good. That's the future. Do you play Lotto?

I have played Lotto. Yeah. But I'm not a regular player. You are, aren't you? I get caught up in it. I try not to be regular. I don't want to be that guy who buys a ticket every week. Yeah. Because you're better off putting that money into a savings account. But I do get caught up in the hype of... When someone wins and then you

see it or the big powerball. See, I get caught up in that too of when someone wins and then you see it or the big powerball the big powerball see I get caught up in that too so I've started using the app because oh see that's dangerous but because does that mean you can bet on the app?

yes oh no but the reason I do it is because I'm terrified that I'm going to buy a lotto ticket it'll be the winning ticket and I'll lose it. I bought a lotto ticket once. Yeah.

And it came, so it was in the Powerball. Yeah. And it came out that someone had won and it was in the state that I was living in, in Aussie. Yeah. And I panicked because I checked it. I checked it online. But then I also panicked and thought that I hadn't checked it properly Oh and you'd already binned it

I went through so much rubbish Like I went through my entire wheelie bin of rubbish And I know you didn't win because you're here I also never found the ticket Lady in the States You know how they have those crazy big ones in the States Someone just won a billion dollars in the States It's getting out of control

Wasn't a billion dollar one But it was a huge one She bought a ticket The winning ticket Lost it How does she know It was the winning one? Because it was her numbers

She could just be saying that Do you want to Well do you want to know How much it was for? Yeah She won half Of the jackpot Yeah which was

So her amount That she would get With the ticket Was 343 million dollars US And she lost the ticket I feel so sick Her sister found it On the floor of her truck

When she was cleaning it out No No Can you imagine? I didn't know that part of the story. Yeah. No! You have to give some to the sister. Oh, you have to give some to the sister. You have to give some to the sister. You have to give

a lot to the sister. You've got $350 million. How much would you be giving to the sister? Uh, ooh. Well, I'll tell you another interesting part about it. Because if she, if the sister, hadn't found it, guess how much you get? Zero. Give her half then.

This might change it though. In America, you get to choose whether you get it all as a lump sum or if you get it paid out to you over a certain amount of years. So when I lived in the States, I read a lot into this because you can either take yeah the lump sum tax-free yeah or yeah it's over 20 years yeah you can take the full amount the lump sums a lot less yeah so the lump sum i think it's like 20 percent yeah well it's tax-free but of that 350 you'd get 198 million in your account or you take it or you take it or you take a 350 million dollar payday over 20 years what would you rather have you're still going to get millions of dollars a year in your bank account

what's safer for you let's figure this out so say so you get 100 and what is it 198 million all at once yeah or you get so 350 divided by 20 yeah so or get $17.5 million a year for 20 years. Take some tax off that. Whack 20% tax off that. Yeah, so it'd be, let's say $14 million. Okay, you had a calculator in your hand, but that's cool. $14 million a year. I didn't know how to do that.

Okay. What do you want? Do you want $198 million in your account now? No more payments ever. But you have $198 million on your EFTPOS card. Or do you want $14 million per year drip-fed to you over 20 years? Knowing me, I feel like I should take the little bit by little bit. A hundred percent.

Because then you're not going to be as stupid. Yeah, but you can't buy an island with a drip-feed. That's the problem. That's true. But then you'll live a more normal-ish life. Yeah, so you can't buy an island with a drip feed. That's the problem. That's true, but then you're living more normal-ish life. Yeah, so normal. $14 million. I'm just one of the people, you know?

That's what I like about it. How good was the news that came out a couple of months ago that the Big Bang Theory was finishing? Good for you as someone who hates the Big Bang Theory. That show sucks. I'm not a fan. I don't like the show. But I'm not baying for it to get cancelled.

I'm happy for them to do their own thing and I never have to watch it. Well, I guess it doesn't matter anymore because there's that many reruns of the show that will constantly get played. It'll be on TV forever. Forever. Like Friends. It's the modern day Friends. Well, a list of TV shows that are also getting the can in 2018 have come out. Do you want to know?

Yes. There's a few real big ones in here. Okay. So some of the TV shows that apparently they're not coming back for another season. Scandal? I don't watch it. Ellen always talks about this show. I've heard it's good.

Yeah, apparently it's really good. So that show is finishing up at the end of this year. Homeland? Oh, that needs to finish. That show's been going for a long time. Did you watch it? Never. I gave up after, oh, no spoilers, but I gave up after the thing happened.

And you're like, well, there's no more show without this thing. Is it politics? It's CIA. Right. Interesting. New Girl. That's with Zooey Deschanel. Is New Girl still going?

Yeah. I haven't watched a New Girl in a long time. They've still been making that show. Is Cece still on it? No idea. God, I love Cece. Is that the guy? No, it's the girl.

Oh, the hot, yeah, she's hot. Zooey Deschanel's hot too. She is. Yeah. Great show, great casting. Did you ever watch Designated Survivor on Netflix? Tried to. Watched the first episode.

The first season's amazing. Bit like Homeland. Once something happens, it's kind of like, oh, where does this go? Yeah, gotcha. And that's finishing up. Cool. Roseanne. Wow.

Well, that's just a debacle in itself, isn't it? Yeah. Are they doing one more season of that? Well, apparently the season's going to air. With her in it? No, they've killed her off. They've killed Roseanne in Roseanne. Apparently, I think that's going to air. With her in it? No, they've killed her off. They've killed Roseanne in Roseanne. Apparently, I think that's what's happened.

Right. I think that's what's happened. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. It's like how they tried to keep the band sublime going after the singer. Yeah, it was never going to keep going. And now they've got a new one called, and I'm like, yeah, missing a very vital ingredient. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Oh, Ben loves Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

He loves that show. Yeah. Yeah, my brother loves that show too. Yeah, yeah,ine. Oh, Ben loves Brooklyn Nine-Nine. He loves that show. Yeah. My brother loves that show too. And the last one. What's the thing he says from Brooklyn Nine-Nine? Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt. Jane the Virgin. No, I didn't watch Jane the Virgin.

Apparently that show's finishing up because, well. She ruined it. She had one job, Jane. I mean, she knew what the name of the show was. When she signed up. And she ruined that. Good one, well. Well. She ruined it. Yeah, she ruined it. You had one job, Jane. I mean, she knew what the name of the show was. And she signed up. And she ruined that. Good one, Jane. Yeah, good one. Yeah.

All right. That's it. Cool. Sorry if we just ruined your TV show for you. Bree and Clint on Zit Im.