ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 10th 2018

Episode Date: October 10, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Afternoon everybody, how you doing? Brie and Clint! Hey, before we do anything, our boy Gary is live around the country at the moment giving away our Mumford & Sons tickets. Let's just see if we can hear him. Oh yep.

I will wait for you! There he is. Oh, that's singing the same song he was yesterday. I promise you he is not in Auckland today, but if you look on the ZM online Facebook page right now. There is a live stream of Gary. If you can pick where that place is, somewhere in New Zealand, you need to head down there right now to grab those muffin and something. I tell you what, it's very poorly lit,

but I think you'll be able to recognise the mountain behind him. Yeah, there's a mountain and it looks like maybe a sporting field? Yeah. I'm going to say. He hasn't learned any more of the song either. Tasty blowout there. I get it. I know where it is now. Where do you know? How do you know? Oh, because I can tell.

I don't want to give it away just yet though. How does Gary have time to travel around the country like this? God, he's a trooper, eh? He is a trooper, the old garrister. First person there. Two tickets to Mumford & Sons, the Delta Tour. They're playing Western Springs Stadium on the 12th of January. You can find all the ticket details at ZM online.

And I'm guessing Gary's going to wait. He'll wait for you. Yeah, no, he will. Yeah, he'll wait for you. I will wait for you. Yeah, no, he will. Yeah, he'll wait for you. Yeah, good. All right, good luck, Gaz. Check in with you soon. No, he's still going.

Up next, I need to tell you about a real stupid moment I had yesterday. I'm an idiot. I've made a purchase. I regret it. I'll tell you about it next. I've said this before. I'm a pro. Radio pro. No, you just make it next. I've said this before. I'm a pro. Radio pro.

No, you just make me feel like I've got my life together. Bree and Clint on ZM. I made a massive error yesterday. Oh, no, it was this morning. I went shopping this morning. I'm trying to forget. Who goes shopping on a Wednesday morning? Mate, we're here all afternoon.

When else am I going to go shopping? I don't know, the weekend, like a normal person. Okay, well, I went shopping this morning. Mate, we're here all afternoon. When else am I going to go shopping? I don't know, the weekend, like a normal person. Okay, well, I went shopping this morning. Wait, wait, wait. Real shopping, like old school bricks and mortar shopping or online shopping? Nah, usually I'm an online shopper and it's probably because of this reason.

I really wanted to get a sports jacket to wear to and from the gym just when I'm, you know, exercising. Oh, sorry. I thought you meant like a blazer, you know, exercising. Oh, sorry. I thought you meant like a blazer, like a sports coat. No. Oh, right. No, like a gym jacket.

Someone's changing their image up. I want to get one of those jackets with the patches on it. Elbow patches. With the elbows, yeah. I needed a smoking jacket. Oh, so you mean like a gym windbreaker type thing? Yeah, kind of. For all the gymming you do? Yeah, for all that gym work.

I wanted to get just like a normal black cotton, probably a Nike jacket. That's what I was thinking of. Yeah, I'm with you. I went to the store and I was looking through all the Nike jackets and I was like, oh, this is a nice one. And I was kind of looking at price because obviously that's the first thing you look at.

Of course. I found this one that seemed fine. It's a black jacket, not a big deal. It was about $70. What brand? Nike. Oh, yeah. And I was like, $70?

I was like, okay, I can bring myself to pay that. That's fine. The shop attendant comes over and she goes, oh, you're looking at sport jackets? She goes, we've got all the last season stuff over here. You should come have a look. Hell, yeah. Specials rack.

And I was like, bring that on. Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. So I went over to the sales rack and I was like going through all the stuff and I was like, oh, this one's amazing. I've put it on. It was really nice, really well fitted. Had all the, you know, the bells and whistles on it. I was like, hell yeah, last season, I'm winning here.

Took it to the counter. I get to the counter. They scan it. I didn't check the price, did I? $240. On special? On special. On special.

It was last season. What was it? Gold stitch store? It was last season. No, wait. That's a good shop attendant. That is a good shop attendant. She's upsold you triple the price, quadruple the price at $240.

Because when she says last season, you're thinking on sale, right? It was on the sale rack. I literally, I panicked. I'm that person that gets really uncomfortable. And I panicked and I was like how, how, what right I literally panicked and paid for it what was I going to do?

I look like an idiot, I took this jacket up and she was like I love this jacket have you tried it on? I panicked you panic purchase a $240 gym jacket you don't even go to the gym you're I panicked. You panic purchased a $240 gym jacket. You don't even go to the gym. Your cost per wear on this thing is astronomical because it's never going to get an outing.

You know what makes it worse? What? Because it was a sale item. I can't take it back. What happened to the $70 one? I wish I had bought that one. You could have bought three of them.

Oh, well, no dinner for me tonight. You know you should be wearing it right now. I know, but I'm too embarrassed. Well done, mate. Well done.

Bree, what sort of phone do you have? Tell the people. An iPhone 8. And have you ever owned any other sort of phone since the advent of the smartphone? Have you ever had, say, oh, I don't know, an Android? Negative. I'm not an idiot.

You are the most passionately Android adverse person I've ever met. I just think they're stupid. I'd go as far to say as you're racist towards Androids. Honestly, people who have Androids grow up, get an iPhone. It's 2018, people. Why do you hate them so much? I don't know. I don't hate them.

No, you do. I just would never get one. You said to me once, if I saw a person with an Android, I knew I won't be friends with them. Why are you saying that on the air? Because it's what you said to me. I want to tell you about a new Android feature. Don't care.

No, no, no. See? I want to tell you about a new Android feature and I want to know if it's enough to get you over. Okay. Bring it on. Hear me out the whole way before you make up your mind. Just keep an open mind.

Does it cook garlic bread? Because if it's not that feature, then I'm not interested. No, it doesn't cook garlic bread. It's not an oven or in your case a dishwasher. The new Google phone, the Google Pixel 3 is boasting a new feature.

It promises that you, if you own this phone will never speak to another telemarketer ever again. So what it does is it intercepts all of your calls and it uses AI, artificial intelligence, to be able to screen it and go, that number looks like it's coming from a spam call base

or a telemarketer or something like that. It will then give you a notification on your phone that says there's a call waiting for you. We're pretty sure it's a telemarketer. Do you want to screen it? You push a button. It will then, a robot will talk to that person on the phone and say, Bree's not sure who you are.

Can you tell us who you are? And it has to say, I'm Gareth. And then you'll get a notification on your phone. They'll interpret that to text and it will come through and say, it's Gareth on the phone. Do you want it? And then you can choose to accept or dump it. This sounds like a whole lot of back and forth that I don't have time for.

Is that enough? Is the idea that you will never have to speak to another telemarketer enough to get you to use an Android phone? No, because in my mind, speaking to a telemarketer is just another opportunity to meet someone. Like what if my life is a rom-com And I end up falling in love With someone calling from a telemarketing group In South Korea I love South Korea Right I haven't been there

But I think it could be a nice place Right Which is the bad side? North North, yeah So South could be fine What if it was North? You sound very desperate And keen to meet. What if it was north? You'd sound very desperate and

keen to meet somebody. What if it was north, Correa? Probably not. If you've missed it, over the last couple of weeks, we've been running a competition called The Bisexualer, just like The Bachelor, where we've picked a bisexual person, which is Anne-Lise, who's in studio

right now, and she's been dating three girls and three guys. On a quest to find love. Just people, dating people. That's all it is. She's 23. She said, hey guys, I need help. That was her day. Just a little bit of help. I'm real desperate. For a lot. I'm really desperate. I want to find love. And you two are the most appropriate person to run my love life. And we said, well, thank

you very much. And we are doing it for you. Today, you went on your third real date with designer Tom. What did you guys do? We did the reverse bungee. Yes. This thing, every time I walk past it, I'm like, oh, God, that makes me feel sick. The reverse bungee is the one that you're in the cage in the three seats. And then the bungee cords get towed up to the sky on the two towers

and then ping, they shoot you up into the air. Yeah. And you bounce around. Yeah, like a yo-yo. Pretty much. It's full on. It was hectic as. How did it go?

It went well. I think I got a little bit hurt though. Yeah, you said you feel like you've got whiplash. Yeah, the next day I woke up and had real bad whiplash. I struggled to get out of bed. Yeah, that's part of the experience. Yeah. It's great.

That's what love feels like. To be fair, you've been on a jet boat the day before as well. Yeah. You've been doing some pretty extreme things. So you probably do have a bit of whiplash. Yeah. It's cumulative. It's love whiplash.

We've got some things we need to talk to you specifically about Tom and your potential relationship with him. Should we just have a quick listen to the date first? Yeah, here's what happened on the date. Hey, how are you going? Great, how are you? Good, good. So what are we doing?

Today we are doing the bungee just here. I'm scared because I'm afraid of heights. There may be a bit of squealing, a bit of crying. Who knows? Like kind of. Oh God. I gotta close my eyes. Do we get a countdown? I gotta close my eyes.

Ah! Oh! Holy. Holy. Holy. I feel like I just there. You have to. Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna escape. Yep.

We saw some hand holding. Yeah. I had to go for a hand. I got pretty tight at one point actually. Yeah. And then it got to the end and we're still holding, we're like, oh, okay. I think he was pretty courageous going through with it.

I mean, he seems like a really fun guy as well. Not what I expected. There was a bit of throwing around in the cage. It was good. We had a few, shared a few moments up there, took in the sights. It was good. Hand-holding, compliments, all things going on

that point towards a good thing happening with Anne-Lise and designer Tom. So, is there? I'd say so, I guess. Like, it was a cute little thing to do. It wasn't much time, but you're very wishy-washy because after the date, we actually got to

spend some more time with Tom at lunch today. You got to sit one-on-one with Tom. You got to spend a little bit more time off-camera. How are you feeling about it, honestly? I feel like that might have helped quite a bit because there's obviously that pressure where like people are watching you they're listening in but we kind of had that separate time to just talk normally just you guys not there being a filter really yeah I want to know because there's been a few things said

about Tom you've heard bits and pieces because you've got friends in common, right? Yeah. He's kind of in the same friend circle as you, but you've never really met. You've heard bits and pieces from some of your friends, maybe not so good things, maybe a few negative comments. How are you feeling now about those? I've kind of put it behind me i've i i guess at the

party i went to and said i actually met a couple of his friends um and they were all like telling me there he's actually like a really good guy like yeah i didn't really doubt him at first you were worried that he had a bit of a reputation as a player right that's what that's what people had been telling me like people like literally coming at me. I didn't even ask them and they'd said that. But then I've also had so many people say how much of a great guy he is and all sorts of stuff. So like I tried to put it behind me anyway,

but like that I guess is kind of reassuring. And you and I have had a few conversations where I've kind of said to you, you can't listen to secondhand kind of things that people are saying and people being in your ear. You really need to go on what you think of him. Yeah, exactly. And that's what I really have to consider, especially with this Friday.

And if he is a player, maybe he's the player for you. Maybe you're the one to tame him, you know? Maybe I'm a player too. We don't know. Well, you are. You're dating four people right now. That's true. That's true. Exactly. You are the biggest bisexual player in. We don't know. Well, you are. You're dating four people right now. That's true. That's true.

Exactly. You are the biggest bisexual player in New Zealand at the moment. Yeah, you're not innocent right now. Okay. So, Tom. I feel like you did that today, though. I really saw you kind of maybe put your guard down a little bit more with Tom and you kind of opened yourself up a little bit more.

And I think it worked. I think you guys connected a little bit more. I feel like having those mutual connections kind of helped and we kind of talked about those connections and what happened. and I think it worked. I think you guys connected a little bit more. I feel like having those mutual connections kind of helped and we kind of talked about those connections and what happened. And I get it.

You've got to put some defences up so that you don't get hurt and you don't commit to a guy who is just going to screw you over. But we don't know that that is Tom

and that's what we were concerned about too that you were just going off what other people had said and not actually giving the real Tom a chance. Has he DM'd you? Yes. Have you DM'd you? Yes.

Have you DM'd back? Yes. I'm not going to ignore him. Are you in conversation though? We did have a conversation, yes. Cool. Okay. That's all we need to know.

We do need you to stick around, Annalise, the bisexual. Because we have one other thing we need to talk to you about. Okay. And it's to do with Friday's elimination. Okay. Can you hang out for one more song? Sure thing. Okay. She's back on with us. Annalise the Bisexualer.

Brie and Clint on ZM. Annalise speed dated three guys and three girls. Two were eliminated and it was down to four. Willie, Tom, Bailey, Jade. Brie and Clint bring you the Bisexualer.

That's where we're at. And we just debriefed with you, Anne-Lise, on your date with designer Tom. You guys went on the reverse bungee. We've got to say thanks to Auckland Skyscreamer Reverse Bungee for hooking that date up as well. It was awesome. A lot of fun. And we just grilled you about some of the things you've heard about designer Tom,

that he might be a bit of a player, and then your thoughts on that going forward with him i don't think it's going to impact anything like like you said we had like a little conversation so yeah i think it's all done now kind of i think you've moved past it yeah people can say what they want to say but until you really know someone and like have that own view for yourself. Yeah, and I find that with some of my friends saying things, they are trying to push me towards picking a certain person. So they could have said stuff to deter me.

Exactly right. We do need to talk to you about something else though, and this could have a bearing on Friday's elimination when you have to eliminate two more people. Yeah. Did you hear the show yesterday, and did you hear Bailey on the show? I did hear it i was at work and the radio on if you missed it this is what bailey who you went on a date with yesterday jet boating said about how she was feeling i still don't feel like there's like the connection that i was hoping for. I feel like it's still more friendly.

How did you react to that? I was surprised, but not in the sense of like, I'm kind of shocked. It was, I guess how I kind of, I don't really know how to say it, but like how I kind of thought it went was that it kind of seemed a bit awkward on the date just because like there wasn't, I guess,

as much chat flowing or like there wasn't, I guess, as much chat flowing or there wasn't much. Maybe we just don't really have anything in common, which could be the factor. Is that what you think it is, though? I don't know because I kind of found it hard to talk to her. So maybe that's where I found it hard to build a connection. Were you feeling the same way?

Maybe. I think so. I'm not sure. Because when I can look back on the date and I think about my own body language and how it was, I think, did you feel that physical attraction with her? Maybe not. Okay.

Is it gutting to hear that from her on the radio? No, it's not at all. Like you can kind of expect that to happen on something like this. And not everyone is going to fall in love with you, right? No, no, exactly. If everyone really liked everyone and was attracted to everyone, then no one would be single. Yeah.

Right? Does it automatically cut her out? Like are you just going to send her home now or are you going to try and salvage something out of it? Is it worth it? Do you see any reason to keep going with Bailey? I don't think it impacts my choice for Friday, but I still have to go on a date with Jade.

Yeah, you've still got to go on that date with Jade and then you've got to really sit down and think about what you want to do. Were you, because she said that to us, we didn't know she was going to say that either. Yeah. Had she told you that privately before she said it on the radio? No. Right.

Well, you guys haven't really spent that much time together. No, because we had the speed date, which was like 10 minutes, and then we had the speed boat, which was a very difficult situation to build a connection in. So I almost feel like maybe I would see her on another date to really build a connection. But other than that, I don't really know. I was a bit gutted.

I think you guys are a cute couple. I think you guys would make a really good couple. What? That's not weird to say, is it? What? No, you just said, I was gutted. Well, you know, if it doesn't work out, I mean, I'm not saying you're the people that I have my money on because I can't reveal my bet. But, you know, if it doesn't work out, I mean, I'm not saying you're the people that I have my money on

because I can't reveal my bet, but, you know, if you could work it out, that would be good for me, please. Well, I guess we all know who Clint had his money on. Right. No, I think it's something that's real and happens in everyday life. Like even if you meet someone on Tinder and you feel like you might have a connection, you might meet them and feel like

there's not any chemistry. Yeah. But what if one person feels that and the other one's right into it? That's when it gets awkward. I mean that happens as well. Yeah. Well we'll find out on Friday at the elimination. You've got one more date like you said with Jade tomorrow. Are you excited about the date tomorrow? I'm very excited. Yeah. I think Jade is too.

It's going to be a whole lot of fun. This is Anne-Lise the Bisexual. You can follow the whole thing on our Facebook page. Her date with Tom is going up this evening too. It's good. You can see it up there. It's on our Instagram too. A lot of screaming.

Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right. Let's find out what songs were top of the charts on these people's birthdays. Let's go with Zoe first. Hey, Zoe, welcome to the show.

Hi, Zoe. Hey. What's your birthday? 27th of September, 1995. Okay, Zoe, you were 16 in 2011 on the 27th of September and this is your birthday banger. No. Nah.

Nah. Nah. Oh, sorry. I'm going to have this song forever. Sorry, nah. Nah. Nah. Oh, sorry. I'm going to have this song forever. Sorry, Zoe. We're very mean to you around birthday bangers. We've got a strict no Gaultier policy. Do you feel, Zoe, and would you agree,

that the whole nation was absolutely punished by that song for about a year when it came out? It did, like, hang around for a long time. I will agree. Yeah. I mean, it's one of my a long time. I will agree. Yeah. I mean, it's one of my favourite Gautier songs. Yeah. It's the only Gautier song.

It's probably the only song of his I actually know. It's definitely in my top three. It might even be my top one Gautier song. Is it? Yeah. Okay. Good luck, Zoe. Hang tight, Zoe.

I don't hold out big hope for your song, though. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi. What's your birthday? 18th of April, 1998. Okay, Zoe. I don't have to hold out big hope for your song, though. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi. What's your birthday? 18th of April, 1998. Okay, Kim, you were 16 in 2014 on the 18th of April, and top of the charts on that day was this.

Oh, emotional banger, Kim. Yeah, last one. Yeah. God, did you cry in Fast and the Furious when this bit came on? A hundred percent. As Paul Walker was driving away and him and Vin Diesel looked at each other for the last time. What about when Vin Diesel got up on stage and he sang this piece of the song? Gut-wrenching.

Kim, you've really dredged up some emotions today with your birthday. Kim, what are you doing to us? Kim, come on. All right. Thanks, Kim. We'll come back. Amanda, you got the last one. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. Amanda, what's your birthday bang. Kim, what are you doing to us? Kim, come on. All right. Thanks, Kim. We'll come back. Amanda, you got the last one. How are you?

Good. How are you? Good. Amanda, what's your birthday? 26 August 1993. Okay, Amanda, you were 16 in 1999 on the 26th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Oh!

Oh, oh, oh. Yeah! Yeah! Five, if you're getting down. Do we even need to talk? Amanda, do we even need to talk? No, play it. Should we just?

It's happening. It's for you, Amanda. It's your birthday banger. This song here, Amanda, this is why we do birthday banger, okay? Yes. Yes. All right, Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, it's the winner of Birthday Banger for Amanda.

It's five. And if you're getting down, how good. That's why we do Birthday Banger. That reason right there. Is this five as well? Yeah. You know when I really knew my childhood was over? What?

When I saw one of the group members from Five auditioning for The Voice. Really? Remember Abs from Five? Yeah. Remember the rumour that there was an Abs impersonator? Remember Abs had a solo career and there was a rumour that there was an Abs impersonator? Because remember Abs had a solo career, and there was a rumour that he was sending an impersonator around to countries to do his interviews for him?

No, I don't remember that. Yeah, oh yeah. I love the guy. Was that the guy with the spiky hair? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was my favourite. He was like the Peter Andre of the group. Alright, that's Birthday Banger.

Just want to set the mood. Do you have any fancy jazz? I thought you'd never ask. Ooh, set the mood. You know, I felt like this show's been lacking a bit of class recently. And this music may be the right thing to bring the tone right back up. Or you can just bring it straight on back down. There was a lot of excitement today, did you hear?

Regards. To the wine community. Oh, no, I haven't checked the wine journal today. Lots of buzz around the wine community today when Penfolds announced their latest collection for 2018. Right. Hit stores October 18, Clint. Penfolds are their latest collection for 2018. Right. Hit stores October 18, Clint. Penfolds are weird wine, eh?

Because you can get like a bottle in the middle of the aisle for like 12 bucks and then you get to the end of the wine aisle and there's that cabinet and they keep it locked. The real fancy stuff. Yeah, and there's a $750 bottle of Penfolds. And you go, what's the difference between that one? And they both say Penfolds on it. And if I buy that, how are they going to know?

How's it different? How will people know that I bought the rich one if there's a cheap one as well? Exactly right. You know, the labels look the same. Yeah, they should keep those things separate. Well, they've released their latest bottle of the Grange. And it's going to set you back about $950. Oh, blimey.

That's a lot. You can tell you and I aren't very fancy. Do you know what a decanter is? Yeah, I do know what a decanter is. It's like a wine jug. It's literally a wine airer. Yeah. Oh, is that what it's for, to put air in the wine?

It literally just airs out the wine. Right. We sound really uncultured. No, because I thought you had to keep the lid on to keep your wine fresh. Yeah, well, that's what I just thought you could whack it in a bowl and air it out that way. How's the pressure if you buy a $900 bottle of wine to finish the whole thing? Because like with a red, you might open it and say you're just having a glass with your

partner. Yeah. And then it goes on the shelf. And then if you don't get around to drinking the rest, oh, what, you sacrifice about $6. If it's $900, that's like $130 a glass. But this is what they're saying. Apparently, a lot of people are investing money into wine.

So they buy these bottles of fancy wine and they keep it. For example, there was a winemaker who bought a bottle of Grange from a 1951 collection. Yeah. And it just sold for $78,000. This is the thing, though. What if you drop it? What if you drop it? When are you going to drink it?

What is the right occasion that warrants a $78,000 bottle of wine? My family would be the type of family that if we got our hands on that wine, we'd probably drink half and then put a teaspoon in the top to keep it fresh and put it in the fridge. Pop it back in the fridge. Do you want to hear the review on the latest collection from the Grange? This is from a wine reviewer. This is a $900 bottle of pinfold.

Yes, his name's Tony Love. In his opinion, it's all rich, black fruit flesh seasoned with savoury dark spices and notes of cut down olive bushes and sage in the flavour zone. Sage in the flavour zone? Is he taking the piss? He is taking the piss.

People love this stuff. I hate wine people. One of my mates. Do you actually? I hate wine people and I hate horse people. One of my mates. Do you actually? I hate wine people and I hate horse people. Two of the worst people. Oh, come on. Come on. No, don't trust them.

I don't trust them as far as I can throw them. What about Volvo drivers? Oh. Same category? I've got to be very careful. My wife's dad used to be a Volvo driver. What about a horse trainer that's into wine? It tows his horse to the match in a Volvo.. What about a horse trainer that's into wine? It tows his horse to the match in a Volvo. Yeah, right.

I want to know from the people, do you own an expensive bottle of wine and why? Oh yeah. Like how much did you pay for a bottle of liquid that you might never drink? Yeah, maybe you were

given it. Maybe you were gifted an expensive bottle of wine. My friend, when she was 21, asked for a $900 bottle of wine. From who? From her parents. Why? $900, you can get whatever you want for your 21st. Exactly. I don't get it.

Weird. I don't get it. Okay, 0800.ZM, have you got an expensive bottle of wine? Or you can text us on 9696. Brie and Clint on ZM. You know what relaxes people? Jazz. Ooh.

Not just does it relax people, it really, you know, classes the whole venue up. Ooh, I just, I feel like I really need a monocle. I feel like I need a cravat. Ooh, a cravat. I feel like I really need a wine decanter. I feel like I need some... A through?

Kevier. A through for your cough? I'm trying to think of more classy things. I'm trying to stay sounding classy. I love that someone's texted in and they said, You two acting classy is the most ridiculous thing ever. You just spent several months convincing us you're not classy, I'm not buying it Well, a leopard can't change its spots

But we are talking about expensive wine And that's what classy people drink Why do you own an expensive bottle of liquid? What's the point? We don't get it Where do you get it? When are you going to drink it? How much is it?

Let's start with Chase Hey Chase G'day, how are you going to drink it? How much is it? Let's start with Chase. Hey, Chase. G'day, how are you? Oh, afternoon, Chase. You have an expensive drop of vino, do you, old chap? Oh, a bit of Pinot Gris. Oh, well, it wasn't purchased. It was actually gifted.

It was a bottle of port from the NZ SAS. Oh, yeah. So I got that gifted to me a few years ago, and you can't actually buy them You can only get them if you're part of the SAS You got military wine So how much do you reckon it'd be worth? Well I have had them in auctions before

Get sort of $1500 a bottle Okay So you're going to sell it or you're going to drink it? Oh I've wanted to drink it a few times But I haven't yet. Wait, wait, wait. Chase, do you even like port?

I love port. I love a spot of port, Chase. If you want to bring it on in and we'll all share the bottle of port together. Have you ever actually tried port? No. I can pretend. Tim, have you got an expensive bottle of wine and why?

Oh, no, I've got better than wine. Wine's for commoners, and this music's definitely for something a bit more sophisticated. I've got a very nice bottle of whiskey, which I was given for my 21st, which was 25 years ago. And the agreement was that all the boys had to whip around and they put some money together. I think they probably put $100 together and bought me this limited edition whiskey. And we were all supposed to drink it together when I turned 40.

So I had this beautiful box and I opened it up when I turned 40 and I was like, this is a really nice bottle of whiskey. It's probably 50 years old now. I jump on Google, it's worth one and a half grand. I was like, no way I'm drinking this. Oh!

I drink it just to make me fancier. Instead I drink Jagermas. You know once they put it in the bottle it stops ageing? Did you know that? No, I don't know anything. This is one thing I do know. If it's an 18 year old bottle of scotch, it's 18 years aged in do know. If it's an 18 year old bottle of scotch, it's 18 years

aged in the barrel. So it's 18 years for life. Once they bottle it, it stops aging. Oh, so if you have it for another 10, it's not 28. No, but it is cool. I wish I was like that. No, I just didn't age. I wish I was in the womb and that's how old I am on the outside. We've had a text from

someone who says, we're talking about expensive bottles of wine and why do you have one? They said, I dropped an $8 bottle of Jacob's Creek Moscato Rosé in the supermarket car park last week. I cried in the car for a bit. No clue why anyone would want a $900 bottle. I've had that

Jacob's Creek Moscato. It's a tasty drop. Sarah, you got an expensive bottle of wine? Yeah, it was port. So Cambridge University in the UK were clearing out their wine cellars and my dad managed to get his hands on a $1,500 bottle of port, but he got it super cheap. So he was going to bring it over to New Zealand for us to drink

and it cracked in his suitcase on the way over. Fantastic. So we had to drink it all on the night here ride. Did you just wring out the clothes? I was going to say, you'd want to suck it out of his undies at that price, wouldn't you? Oh my god! You know? I wouldn't go that far. I don't want to suck anything out of anyone's undies. Kids, we cannot

let this go to waste, alright? Everyone grab a sock and start sucking. Sarah, Sarah, fantastic to conversate with you in the Wine and start sucking. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, fantastic to conversate with you in the Wine and Jazz Hour. Thanks.

Thanks for having me. Okay. I love how everyone's so mellow. I literally feel like I could go have a sleep. Did I just say suck dad's undies?

Oh, man. Can we turn that into a promo, please, producers? Ben's on it. Okay, let's talk bisexual. that into a promo, please, producers? Ben's on it. Bree and Clint on ZM. Okay, let's talk bisexual. Anna-Lise, speed dated.

Three guys and three girls. Two were eliminated and it was down to four. Willie, Tom, Bailey, Jade. Bree and Clint bring you the bisexual-er. That's right. Anna-Lise has now left the building. She has just today been on a date with her third remaining potential lover. Yeah.

Designer Tom. Designer Tom. G'day, Tom. Hello, Tom. G'day. You guys went on the reverse bungee, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I found out today what the actual name of it was.

I've been telling people it's that thing that takes you up. The bouncy springy thing. Yeah, yeah. You're not good with heights. I'm not. I've been telling people it's that thing that takes you up. The bouncy springy thing. You're not good with heights. I'm not. I was very scared beforehand. You held on to Anne-Lise very tight. I did. How was that?

It was good. Held her hand for a bit. Kind of took away the nerves, which is good. You guys looked like you had a moment. It was quite nice. Did you hear the chat that's been going on the show this afternoon around Anne-Lise and the things that other people are saying

to her about you yeah I heard about it me being a player or whatnot yeah so she's getting this from all angles at the moment

she's told us some of her friends and was it her sister as well um no I don't know if it was her sister I think it was

her sister heard something from her sister's friend's brother's hairdresser. And it could be Chinese whispers like that. We don't know, but she's

hearing it. Or it could be true. So straight up, Tom, are you a player? No, I'm not. I reckon Auckland's just a small place and we've got a few friends, so this sort of Chinese whisper just gets around quite well. Auckland's a small place and you've dated everyone, isn't it? How many people have you dated?

That's a tough question. I can't think about it on the spot. I mean, I've been single for about a year. Okay. So I have been on a few dates. And I mean, things happen. Sometimes you go on a date with someone, they might be really feeling it.

You might not necessarily be feeling it. And then obviously someone's feelings get hurt and then they spread stuff like that. Yeah, definitely. That can happen. We've been talking with her about it and trying to see if she still has an open mind to the whole thing. This is what Anne-Lise said about it, to her credit, this afternoon about 4.30. At the party I went to, I actually met a couple of his friends.

And they were all like telling me that he's actually like a really good guy. Like I didn't really doubt him at first. People like literally coming at me. I didn't even ask them and they'd said that. But then I've also had so many people say how much of a great guy he is and all sorts of stuff. So like I tried to put it behind me anyway, but like that I guess

is kind of reassuring. Yeah. So I actually paid those people to say that. You actually owe me. Huh? Because I've been in Anne-Lise's ear because I hate when someone hears something about someone and then that changes their opinion. And I said to her... I reckon I came into this with a bit of a disadvantage

that we have like kind of mutual friends. Yeah, because people talk and people influence each other. And I said, you need to go on how you feel about Tom. She seemed pretty different today when she was talking about you after your guy's date. Yeah. Yeah, there was a bit of sliding into the DMs. Yeah, we talked about that too.

So you are in contact? Yeah, yeah. I think that's a good thing. Everyone's kind of cautious about it. I think you're in such a weird position where we're giving you these small windows to hang out with each other and try and form this bond with each other. And there's no rules that you can't message each other. I'd be messaging away.

Yeah. And I reckon in the real world, you don't just ignore someone until the next day. You usually text them. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you are doing that? Yeah.

Okay. How do you feel about it? How are you feeling about Annalise? I'm feeling good. I felt guilty sliding to DMs, but then she said other people have been doing it. So I just kept on doing it. But no, I'm feeling real good. I think, like Annalise said earlier, when we had a bit of off air

and off video, we had a bit of chat at lunch. Yeah. And I reckon, yeah, we could kind of say our mind without worrying what was getting recorded. What about how Bailey said that she's potentially feeling like she's in the friend zone and is not sure what's going on? How about that bombshell yesterday? That's a game changer.

Right? Why do you think that's a game changer? I don't know. I think from what general chat I'm getting from people that she was like a front runner. Yeah, I thought so too. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Well, we're going to find out what goes down on Friday. She's got one date left to do with Jade. And if you've seen Jade or heard from Jade, you'll know anything can happen on this date tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Thanks for coming in, Tom the player. I mean, designer Tom. See you on Friday the elimination, okay? All right, see you then.

The bisexual is up on our Facebook page too, Brie and Clint. You can see videos of all the dates, including Tom's, going up this evening. Brie and Clint on ZM. Hey, it's Wednesday and it's about that time we did some hashtag girl problems. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, where I just like to have a whinge about some of the issues that I have, you know, having a uterus and you don't some hashtag girl problems. Oh, yeah. Yeah, where I just like to have a whinge about some of the issues that I have, you know, having a uterus and you don't have one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't hold it against me, though. No, I'm not holding it against you. I've got to ask for this perfectly functioning, very convenient, non-lunar synced body, you know?

There was a lot of big words in there that I didn't understand. Basically, I'm saying I don't get my period. Right. Yeah. Right. Hey, a girl problem I had this week that I noticed't understand. Basically, I'm saying I don't get my period. Right. Yeah. Right. Hey, a girl problem I had this week that I noticed is I was in my room and my washing was outside my room. Yeah.

And I had this moment where I was like, do I just make a run for it to grab some washing naked? Oh, full nudie. Full nudie. Yeah. And, you know, would that be fine? I didn't know if my housemate was there or not yeah risky you've got flatmates i um did a nudie yeah and then i thought my housemate was there

yeah and then i had this instant panic that we've got three bits to cover yeah you guys only have one bit yeah so like if you were out nudie it's fine just go for that yeah yeah yeah so it's very hard and to be honest most of us only need one hand to cover that too. So you've got a free hand to like wave at your flatmates if you see them like, oh, g'day, mate. Sorry, I didn't realise anybody was home. I just got an insight into too much of your world. We've taken some guys.

Yeah, I'd stop talking. We've taken some guys from around the office and they've voiced some hashtag girl problems for us. Here it is. Girl problems. I'll give you a girl problem. G-strings. Who invented those?

Who even wants a piece of string up their bum? Hashtag girl problems. Oh, hello, random nipple here. What's up? Hashtag girl problems. When your day is long. When someone I'm really into calls me bro, ugh, mood kill.

Hashtag girl problems. Ugh, wore a pair of super high stilettos last night and now I can't feel my foot. Hashtag girl problems. Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts Sometimes Producer Ben, was that you talking about G-strings? Yeah, yeah.

Have you ever worn one? Yeah, I have actually. Oh my God! I've worn a G-string. Have you? Yeah. When? I had to get body painted once. Had to?

It was the safest way for the lady to get the paint between my bum cheeks without staring directly into the eye of Mordor. Was it a nude g-string? No, it was black. Sexy. Also, what I took from that girl problem is you're running a hairy nipple. I personally have never had, and this happens to some ladies, you get a random black hair on your nipple. Yeah. I personally have never experienced it.

I hope I never do. But I had to pull one out of my friend's nipple once. You're a good friend. Just do my bit, mate. If you're breastfeeding and your baby gets a hair in their mouth, is it like if you get a hair in your food at a restaurant? Like, do you get to take it back? You're an idiot.

Bree and Clint on ZM. You will not find an angrier person in New Zealand today than someone whose gas light has just come on. It's getting ridiculous. How expensive is it going to get? Predictions are this time next year it'll be three bucks. Three bucks. So you're saying this time next year we're going to pay $3 a litre.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's literally exactly what I said. Mate, I'm going to stop using my car on our way to already do that. It is painful and it is tough and some families are really hurting from it too. So I thought this afternoon, what if we try and get a discount? What if we try and organise a Bree and Clint show discount at a gas station? Oh, I like that idea. You know, we'll see if there's some kind of bargaining,

some kind of agreement we can reach. So we're going to be like gypsies. Yeah. They trade. Oh, okay. Their currency is trade. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Just checking we weren't doing accidental racism. Sweet as. Oh, okay. Their currency is trade. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Just checking we weren't doing accidental racism.

Sweet as. Oh, no. I'm going to call one right now and just see if I can organise a special rate. Yeah? Now, I am going to beep out the name of the service station just to keep the deal off the books for now, so they don't get in trouble.

Good luck. Hi, T-S-M-I-N-E-N-D-O. Kia ora. I was just wondering, what's your price on 91 at the moment? Well, unfortunately, we don't tell prices over the phone. Okay, I understand. Got to keep that hot, hot price a secret, right? Yes, it is.

It's pretty expensive at the moment, though, eh? Well, it's... Yeah, it is, yeah. Yeah, I'm glad you can admit it. What are your thoughts on a little bit of a discount, like a special discount just between you and me? Unfortunately, there's nothing which is hidden. Hear me out, hear my idea out.

I know you're busy. I have two celebrity cats. I know it's weird, but they have a big following on Instagram. Right. What if I was to give you a shout out on their Instagram account in exchange for 25 cents a letter? Right.

Well, I'll just stop you here because this is something which I cannot do anything on the discounts and anything. Right. The price control. Everything is controlled by the head office. That's official, right?

Yeah. Okay. Unofficially, cough twice if it's a deal. I'm sorry, what was that? Just if it's a deal. I'm sorry, what was that? Just if it's a deal, just maybe go... I'm sorry, that's okay. Cool, thank you.

Oh, do I get the deal? I think it's a no. Oh, well, it was worth a try. Brie and Clint on ZM. Remember yesterday we talked about this guy who snapped the sculpture on the Wellington waterfront Oh my god The double sound you hear there

Is first the sculpture snapping And then it hitting him in the head Yeah, guy went straight down into the water Came out, blood all over his face. Brie labelled him the biggest idiot in the country. And I don't think you're wrong. Was I? Was I too?

Hmm. At the time, I thought, oh, we haven't even heard his side of the story. Maybe there's a good reason. Yeah, maybe he was out there trying to save a seagull or something like that. Yeah. Maybe there's a good reason why he felt the need

to ruin a million dollar piece of public art. So you said he's come out publicly and spoken. Is there a good reason? He's done interviews. Now, when you do an interview like this, you have an opportunity to influence people's opinion of you and maybe swing public opinion back in your favor. Have a listen to what Hunter McDonald has to say for himself and remember

please remember this is hunter mcdonald speaking so what happened uh yesterday i was heading to the supermarket and i got distracted by the uh what i thought was a wind chime or almost sort of looks like a ladder i guess i started to sort of perform some of my newfound gymnastic skills while one thing led to another i seemed to attract a bit of an audience and Hunter McDonald loves an audience. He's a bit of a showman. And I thought sort of I could get to the end of the sculpture as I was dangling above the water and make it back. But obviously it snapped. There was this other chap filming me right in my face and he was like like what's your name

but yeah i managed to get out hunter mcdonald um i don't know there wasn't a sign that said don't climb how bad is his head injury that he is now speaking about himself in third person times that it's okay to speak about yourself in third person. These are the times. Oh, no, wait, there's never. It's never. What are you doing, Hunter? Is he trying to create like a following where he's like a stuntman who does stunts that nobody wants to see or...

Jackass happened years ago. Also, his justification at the end, there's no sign that says don't climb on it. First of all, that's not a reason to climb something. There's no sign on the Sky Tower that says don't climb this it. First of all, that's not a reason to climb something. There's no sign on the Sky Tower that says don't climb this. But also, you know what's interesting? There is a sign on the sculpture that says do not climb this.

Is there? Yeah! Well, I feel like my what I said yesterday is pretty true. He is the biggest idiot in New Zealand. Hunter McDonald. Clint Roberts thinks you're a bit of a douchebag. There must be something in the water at the moment.

We just talked about the biggest idiot in New Zealand, the guy who snapped the statue on the Wellington waterfront, who now refers to himself in third person. I've got another story about an idiot. This one, he's an international idiot. What's happened? Remember on the weekend how the Banksy picture shredded itself? I love Banksy and I was so into this story.

If you missed it, one of his works, The Girl Holding the Balloon Went to Auction, sold for $1.4 million. Is that how much it sold for? Incredible, right? After it had sold, he pushed a button. He was somewhere in the crowd. The frame had a shredder installed in it. The painting slipped down and shredded itself to pieces. Wasn't the shredder installed years ago?

Yeah. And he filmed himself installing that for this moment. It's pure genius. Because isn't he all about his artwork not being sold? He's all about anarchy. Right. And so, yeah, he was meant to be poking fun at the whole how over top over the top it was that his thing was going for 1.4 million dollars i guess jokes on him a little bit because they reckon that artwork has doubled in value now

they reckon since he shredded it it's now worth twice as much yeah but i just think everything he does is on purpose he knows what he's doing there is a person who has a banksy in the uk and has seen this happen over the weekend and has gone i need a piece of that action oh no a guy with a it's a banksy print but it's a limited edition banksy print it's worth 40 grand so wow so it's pretty valuable he today has taken to his Banksy with a craft knife. What an idiot. He's shredded his own Banksy and then called the auction house and said, I've got a shredded Banksy.

I want you to sell it for $80,000. Honestly, who are these people? Who are these people who are these people who are these people who are smart enough to earn 40 grand that they can spend on a picture but dumb enough to think that they can cut it up with a craft knife and it will double in value the reason why it's doubled in value is because banksy has done that to his own artwork not because it's now shredded jay-z's got a picasso he's not going to go out there with a with a bucket of paint and throw it at the picasso after this and go oh it's worth more now because it's destroyed he is the real kicker what the auction house have said no we're not going to do

that we're not going to sell it for 80 grand but we will revalue it for you now that you've shredded it? Two bucks. They reckon his $40,000 Banksy is now valued at $2. Hey, better than nothing.