ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 11th 2018

Episode Date: October 11, 2018

George Ezra impressionsThe Bisexualor – Jade debrief Bungy JumpBachelor AUS final *Spilers*Birthday Banger!The Bisexualor – Annelise debrief Bungy JumpTHE INTRUDERJessie J vs BreeWhats The Plot!Fuel prices and commentsA pregnant ladyBirthday PartySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, Brie and Clint. It's just gone four o'clock. That means it's time to check in with former soundkeeper Gary who's currently playing Mumford & Sons over and over and over and over again.

If you've missed it this week, Gary's out on the street. There he is. Live on our Facebook page, ZM Facebook page. And you have to go find him if you want these Mumford & Son tickets. Now, the other two days, Monday and Tuesday, were a little bit easier to figure it out. He was in Auckland at Mission Bay and you could see that. He was in Tauranga at Coronation Park and you could see that too. Today, there are very few defining landmarks about where he is.

There's a few trees. There's a couple of ZM flags. That too. Today, there are very few defining landmarks about where he is. There's a few trees. There's a couple of ZM flags. It's obviously a park. If you get to him first, you get two free tickets to Mumford & Sons on their Delta Tour. They're coming to play Western Springs on the 12th of January next year. That's a Saturday. What clues can we draw from this? Well, he hasn't learned any more of the song. That's all Saturday. What clues can we draw from this?

Well, he hasn't learned any more of the song. That's all we can draw from it. He's also, he loves shorts and t-shirt, Gary. And today, he's wearing a hoodie and long pants. So what does that tell you?

I'm going to say South Island. Also, I know where he is. And this might be a clue. It's very funny. I will wait, I will wait for you. Oh, someone's just walked in.

I'll do one more together then. Because I will wait, I will wait for you. Someone's shown up, but I don't think they know that he's there giving away tickets. Watch your head. Sam. Sam waited. Because I will wait, I will wait for you. They sound great together.

We'll finish on a strong one, eh? Because I will wait, I will wait for you. Sam, congratulations. You won one for the same song. He's got the ticket. He knows it's all done. Jeez. Man, that went fast. That was the hardest one.

He was in Hagley Park in Christchurch. Two minutes. God, you've got to be quick these days, don't you? Yeah, that went fast. That was the hardest one. He was in Hagley Park in Christchurch. Two minutes. God, you've got to be in quick these days, don't you? Yeah, there you go. Full details for the Mumford & Sons Tour. ZM online if you want to be there. Speaking of tours, another one announced this morning. We've got some more tickets up for grabs next.

Yeah, if you missed the announcement with Fletch, we'll tell you what it is after. Martin Garrix. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint Zidim. Brie and Clint on Zidim. It's no secret on this show, Clint, that I am very, very good at impressions. Yeah. Some might say the best in New Zealand.

You've definitely got a gift. And I shared one of my impressions on the show earlier this week. It was of George Ezra. And since I shared that impression with the world, George Ezra has heard it and now he said, I want you guys to give away tickets because that was just incredible. You're really going to take credit for the whole George Ezra tour? Mate, all I'm saying is straight after I did that impression,

George Ezra signed on with us at ZM. It is an incredible coincidence. You're right. It's not a coincidence. It's fact. Right. After I did that impression, George Ezra signed on with us at ZM. It is an incredible coincidence. You're right. It's not a coincidence. It's fact. Right. It's what happened.

Okay. I mean, if you don't believe me, here's a replay of the impression of George Ezra. The sun changed the atmosphere. Architecture. I'm familiar. I could get used to this. I'd be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. It's very... No, I said we wanted to play the audio of me.

Was that George Ezra or was that me? Believe it or not, that was you. Was that me? Yeah, it was you, yeah. Incredible. I mean, even I'm shocked. The best bit about it all is how modest you are about it as well. I mean, you let the compliments come to you.

You're not pushing them on other people, are you? No, never. I like to bask in my talent and just share that with the people. We do have a competition for you today based off, well, no. No, you say it. Based off Bree's phenomenal George Ezra impersonation. Thank you. And to celebrate the fact that George will be here on the 4th of February to play Auckland Spark Arena.

Coincidence? I think not. This afternoon, your chance to show us your best George Ezra impersonation. On A to ZDM and Live Nation present George Ezra. Was that me or was that George? George Ezra. I've been riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. Feeling like someone. Was that me or was that George?

I mean, I just can't tell. 0800 dial ZM. Are they competing against you or are they competing against each other? Each other. I mean, we wouldn't expect them to go up against me. I'm a professional. We will give away a double pass to George Ezra live in New Zealand thanks to Live Nation and ZM, like we said, on the 4th of February to the best

George Ezra impersonation. Well, second best behind Brie. I mean, you're not going to top me, but we'll take the second best. If you want to give it a go, the phone lines are open. You've got to call us for this one. We're not taking any text impressions. No, no text impressions. 0800 dial ZM with your best George Ezra.

I know where he's going. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM and Live Nation present George Ezra. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. Feeling like someone. Believe it or not, that was Brie doing George Ezra. Some say I'm a musical genius. I say I'm just me doing impressions.

He's here to play Spark Arena. George, that is, not Bree, on the 4th of February. Pre-sale tickets go on sale at 2pm this Monday at livenation.co.nz. All the details are at ZM online. This is exciting. If he loses his voice, I could step in.

He could do guitar and you could do the voice. I'll do the vocals. That'd be one of the worst performances Spark Arena's ever seen. Oh. What are you trying to say? I'm just calling it how I see it. You may get dropped from the roster today, though, because we've opened it up to New Zealand.

Do you have a good George Ezra impersonation? We're going to pick the best one, and you're going to go see George Ezra. Elliot, first of all, how do you rate Bree's George Ezra? Oh, it's pretty good, eh? I don't know. I'll give it a go. Very good, Elliot. Do you need a little bit of inspiration first or are you just good to go? Yeah, I do actually. This is what we're looking for. This is the bit we're looking for, okay? That'll do us. Can you give us a bit of that, Elliot? Okay, I'll give it a go. Yeah.

I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone I mean, a bit pitchy. In my opinion. I'm kidding. That was amazing. You've gone for a straight cover more than an impersonation. Not bad. Let's see how it does for you in the competition.

Emma, we've got another lady. George is on the phone. Hello. Hello. All right, Em. Just channel your George and give it to us when in the competition. Emma, we've got another lady Georgeser on the phone. Hello. Hello. All right, Em. Just channel your George and give it to us when you're ready. This is what we're looking for. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone.

Now it's over to you. Take it away. All righty. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like someone. Oh, my God. If I know impressions like I do, that was spot on. Spot on. Emma, I feel like you're doing an impersonation of Bree doing an impersonation of George Ezra.

It's like George Ezra Inception in here this afternoon. She nailed it. Chris, g'day. Hey, how you doing? Hello, Chris. You're competing for two George Ezra tickets when he plays Spark Arena for free this afternoon. Do I hear a little bit of George Ezra accent in your voice as well?

Yeah, I know it's a bit of a cheating starting point, but first of all, that is not great. You've got George Ezra in the studio. I like you, Chris. I can tell that you're a smart man and I can tell that this is going to be good. Let's find out if we've got George Ezra on the phone as well. This is your inspiration.

I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun feeling like a someone. Over to you, mate. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun feeling like a someone. Ooh. I think I just got pregnant.

You got pregnant to the sound of a guy doing a George Ezra impersonation. Yes, that's how good it was. That's how much you like impersonations. I really like Chris. Would you like to hear one more? Yes, we've got to get another girl. Rebecca, you have the last shot at this, okay? All right.

Come on, Beck. I believe in you. She's getting nervous. Get in the mode, okay? Get in the mode. Here you go. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like someone. Now it's all you.

Get it, Beck. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like someone. Wow. Wow. Wow. Now that is what I call a great impersonation. She couldn't do it without cracking herself up. All right, who's it going to? Elliot, Emma, Chris or Rebecca?

I like them all. Chris was the guy who had the George Ezra accent down. Elliot went for a cover rather than impersonation. Emma was a pretty good lady George Ezra. And Rebecca cracked herself up the whole way through. I mean, she sounded like a mixture of Fergie and Jesus. Like, she was incredible. But did she sound like George Ezra?

I'm going to... You pick. I can't pick. I love them all. Chris, can we hear a little bit more of you, George Ezra? I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a sun... He's got it. You're off to the game. I'll be riding shotgun...

We'll see you, George Ezra. Chris, congratulations. Nice work, Chris. All the details for that show, ZM Online, pre-sales this month. I mean, what? That's right, Annalise. Our bisexualer has been dating the last final four of the contestants and she went on her last final date with Jade today. Jade's here. Kia ora, Jade.

Hello. You went to AJ Hackett Auckland Bridge Bungee and you jumped off the Harbour Bridge together in tandem. Yeah, sure did. Very romantic. Falling for each other already. Before we hear about you guys getting all harnessed up and falling into each other's arms, we've got to talk to you about this whole competition. Have you been following the drama this week that's been going down? I have.

I feel like Jade's the type that wants to know what her other competition's up to. Right, Jade? Yeah, a little bit. I'd like to see and know what's going on. Let's start with Willie. Now, Willie went on the first date, they went rock climbing, and Willie pulled a bit of a smooth move where he tried to kiss Anne-Lise.

Did you hear about that? Mm-hmm. What did you think? Bold, yeah. I mean, like, you know, nice try, but, you know, didn't work out, did it? Ooh. Did you think about, you know, pulling some swift moves like that? No, it's not really my thing

I'm not a massive Like PDA person You guys are all there So yeah I talked to Annalise About that too But someone's gotta do it You know

Like someone's gotta Like break through That boundary And I feel like If someone did do it And managed to be successful They might win The whole competition

Because you'd have A stronger connection Than anyone else Maybe But what if The kiss was really bad Or what if you Like you know

Missed it up or something? What if you made Annalise uncomfortable? Are you saying you don't have confidence in your ability? I mean, I'm not saying that. Okay, what about date two when she went with Bailey on the jet boat and then Bailey comes in here and drops a bombshell that

she's not sure if she wants to be in the competition anymore? Yeah, I found that quite surprising. So I thought Annalise and Bailey had quite a good connection. But I think it was really good that Bailey was upfront and honest. I think it's really nice. Would you do that if you were feeling the same? Yeah, probably.

Even though I am a very competitive person, if I wasn't feeling it, I would probably be like, oh, no, I'm out. Cool. Well, that's good to know. So you're still here. Do you have anything to tell us? Yeah, I was going to say. Didn't think so.

And then she went on a date yesterday with designer Tom. Now, she's heard rumours about him being a player and we talked about that with him. What are your thoughts around Tom? I mean, I don't really, I don't know him from what I can tell. He seems like a nice guy. Have you met him? Not someone I'd date, obviously.

Well, you're a lesbian. Have you met Tom? No, I met Willie and Mike last week, very briefly. You've seen the videos of Tom. What are your impressions? Seems like a nice guy. Bit boring for me, but nice enough.

No, that's fair enough. Hey, that's what you think. Should we have a little bit of a listen to your date from today? Sure. Can't wait to hear the sound of my own voice. You guys hiked out into the middle of the Auckland Harbour Bridge. Have you ever done a bungee jump before? No, I've done skydiving, parasailing,

you know, those canyon-like swings, but never a bungee. I always maintain I would never do a bungee. I thought you were going to be really hardcore. Take a listen to Jade. Shoot her pants. Good morning. Hi. Now that I know what we're doing, you know, shitting myself.

So you're ready to like jump off a hard bridge? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm a fool for you. Oh, jeez. I have never bungeed before. I've skydived. I have always maintained that I would never, ever bungee just because I am terrified of heights.

But I'm fine with pushing myself up, you know. I love getting out of my comfort zone. People thought they would have been tied up on the second date. Right? We're recreating some of Jade's tattoos right now. Bondage. Yeah, it is. Literally.

Yeah. Do you guys want to get wet today? Already am, though, so... Oh, my God! You've just had your safety briefing. How much of that did you take in? I feel like I took in everything, but at at the same time it's probably just going to disappear the moment I jump off.

Yeah, I feel like I'm going to have to rely on you for that because I was just like, yep, yep, good. Lean it forward in 3, 2, 1, bungee! I feel like I saw a vulnerable side of Jade, and I really liked that because she has been labelled the fiery one, so her tough act kind of dropped a bit, which I enjoyed seeing that side of her. I think that went really, really well. A bit different than what I thought.

I thought I'd be the tougher one, but it turns out, and Lisa's, she actually pushed me off, so I feel like a big f***ing baby. I think it was a really cool date, so nice work, guys. I think you guys had a great date. I think it was a really cool date so like nice work guys I think you guys had a great date I think you went I think it went really well

I thought you got put in an uncomfortable situation that forced you both to bond and I think it was good yeah I think it went really really well

maybe if you know if this doesn't work out I should just do it for every single date from now on that's expensive that's expensive

taking a leap for love the elimination is tomorrow two people are going home. We're down to our final two next week. Then someone out of that group goes on a romantic overseas holiday with Anne-Lise the bisexual. She's listening right now.

Have you got any last messages for Anne-Lise, Jade? Good luck on your assignment and also see you tomorrow. There you go. Thank you. We'll hear what Anne-Lise has to say after five. You can see the videos too. They're on our Facebook page Just search out Brie and Clint

Brie and Clint on ZM Finally, after a week of spoilers Because it's already been aired in Aussie The Bachelor Australia finale happened last night here in NZ Thank God It's been a whole week of being careful about what you say around people Who haven't seen the finale yet I had to pirate the bloody thing and download it.

I might be going to prison over The Bachelor. I needed to know, though, because there were so many spoilers around. Now we can officially reveal what happened, and that is... He picked no one. Yeah, that's right. No one. Nick, the honey badger, Cummins, got to the altar, that weird thing they do on The Bachelor where he gives them a ring

and it's like a wedding but it's not actually a wedding. It's a promise ring. Will you be my girlfriend? He took them both out there individually. First of all, he took them to New Caledonia. Can I say that's a weird thing to do to dump somebody? Like it's a weird place to go for a breakup. Yeah, he could have just taken them to Parramatta.

And then it's a weird place to go for a breakup. Yeah, he could have just taken them to Parramatta. And then it's a short trip home. I mean, it ruins the show, but he could have just text one of them and go... Not feeling it. Sorry, nah. Sorry, nah. He has said that it is unfair for him to commit to something that he knows is not going to work out

and he's not ready for that kind of commitment. However, you were on a show to find a commitment. Where you said at the start, I'm ready for a commitment. I honestly believe the girl he wanted left the show. Do you think he wanted Brooke? Did you see him on the second to last episode when she said, I'm leaving the show? It was like that scene on The Simpsons. Like if you slow

mode it down, I think you can pinpoint the heart where, the part where his heart tears in half. Yeah, but I don't agree with that because I think she was giving him an opportunity to say stay. I want you to stay. All she wanted was some reassurance. I don't think he thought he was allowed to do that.

I think he has been told he's not allowed to commit to anybody, which is the right thing to do if you're dating multiple women. And it is weird because there are no rules for a 23-person relationship. Well, it's when you think about it, like our bisexualer, Anne-Lise, she's been dating six people and she's doing the exact same thing. It's her job to lead them on to the end. It is.

It is. It's her job to get them into a false sense of security that they're going through. Keep their heart in your hand, and then at the last minute, chuck it on the ground and stomp on it. Except for one. Treasure that one

and turn that person into your Matilda Rice and love her forever. This is the only acceptable time to do that. I've got some audio here. Now, what do you want to hear? I'll give you the reaction of the girls. Right, so this is after they both find out. This is when Brittany

tells Blondie. Other girl. That neither of them got chosen because at this point she thinks that Brittany's won. Brittany comes back and reveals it to her. I have something I need to tell you. What? You didn't pick me either.

You picked nobody. Are you kidding me? I'm laughing, but it's... Are you kidding me? No. Are you joking? No, I'm not, and I had to tell you because I heard you didn't know and I couldn't have you.

Are you... No, I didn't want you to think that it was me, but it was neither. Lots of tears, bit of laughter, weird situation. I love the look on the other girl's face. She's like, pardon me? She can't believe it. Australia have had a week to digest this.

We've just found out they are losing their crap over it. And a lot of the media are going after him, saying he's a bad guy. He ripped these girls off. I don't know about that. I can see it from both sides. He's been overseas doing the Kokoda Trail. Yeah, so Kokoda is in Papua New Guinea is where the Anzacs fought in the war. He's obviously gone because they filmed it a while ago.

Shit's about to hit the fan. I'm out. I've got to get out of the country. I don't know if it's been the best idea because- I think it's worse. It's like running away from your mess. And it's let everybody else make up the rest of the country. I don't know if it's been the best idea because... I think it's worse. It's like running away from your mess. And it's let everybody else make up the rest of the story. Exactly, and it makes him look like the bad guy.

Some paparazzi have found him today and they've kind of gone up to him. He's coming back from the pool. They've got photographs of him in the pool and then he swims past some other girl and they're like, Nick Cummins photographed with other women. This is one of the reporters going over to him today

to try and get some stuff out of him. Can we ask you a few questions about the mess you've left back home? Sorry? From Channel 9, we've just got a few questions about The Bachelor, if that's OK. Mate, I'll get to that. I'm just trying to have a peaceful break. Anything to say to the girls? That's all we need?

I don't know, mate. Just don't hustle, man. I'm just trying to chill out. I've got enough crap from people like you. So I just want to relax. I feel bad for him. A lot of people feel bad for him. A lot of people are angry about what he did. It's really interesting.

There's a poll running on ZM Online on our Instagram, the official Instagram story at ZM Online. And it's just easy vote. Are you on his side or are you on the girl's side? It's 50-50. Yeah, it's 50-50 and you know what? Maybe when I think about how much money he got paid to do the show makes it kind of okay.

Do you think he got paid? Oh, he got paid. Did he? Yes. Mate, he cashed in. Right. Come on. Well, that changes it a little bit then. I heard quarter of a mil plus That's what I heard Well he's worth it

In the ratings he's worth it Oh 100% Because we're all talking about it Makes it a little bit better Yeah You know There's a bit of a learning for Anne Lees too Come tomorrow's elimination I guess

Pick someone please Yeah please pick someone Please pick someone Brie and Clint On ZM It's my birthday It's my birthday Brie and Clint's birthday banger Please pick someone. Please pick someone. First, let's play some birthday bangers and see what we're going to play in full. Renee, we're going to figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday,

so give us your actual birth date. So the 2nd of July, 1986. Okay, Renee, you were 16 in 2002 on the 2nd of July, and back on that day, this was top of the chart. Ah, I remember this, yeah. Banger! This is an Elvis Presley remix. With JXL.

This was for the World Cup. This is one of my favourite JXL songs. Yeah, me too. How do you feel about that, Renee? You like it? It's okay. I was definitely expecting something else. You've got the king, Renee.

It doesn't get better than that. Huge. He's dear, doesn't he? Is he? Kate. Hey, Kate. Welcome to the show. Hi.

Hi, Kate. What's your birthday? The 6th of February, 1993. Hi, Kate. What's your birthday? The 5th of February, 1993. Okay, Kate, you were 16 in 2009 on the 5th of February and this is your birthday banger. So I want it. It's your birthday. That's not wrong.

I like it. Ba-ba-doop-a-doop-a-dee-ba-da-ba-da-bum. Ba-ba-doop-a-doop. Oh, floop-a-doop-a-wearing a fedora. Flip-a-dee-ba-da-ba-da-bum. Ba-ba-doop-a-doop. Oh, floop-a-doop-a-wearing a fedora. Flip-a-flip-a-dee-ba-da-boo. You've got Jason Merez. I like that song. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Pretty good. And good attitude. Good on you. Yeah, good on you, Kate. Last one up is Sarah. Hey, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi.

What's your birthday, Sarah? 7th of the 6th, 1988. Okay, Sarah, you were 16 in 2004 on the 7th of June, and this was top of the chart. Whoa. You have spider bait. Black bitty. Does that describe you, Sarah?

Maybe, maybe not. You can tell she was hoping for a Justin Timberlake or you, Sarah? Maybe, maybe not. You can tell she was hoping for a Justin Timberlake or something, right? That's one of my dad's all-time favourites. Is it? Yeah, loves it. Okay, what are we playing? We've got Spiderbait doing Black Betty. Jason Mraz.

Jason Mraz wearing a fedora and playing the guitar. And we've got Renee, who has JXL featuring Elvis Presley. That's right. A little less conversation. Ooh. Elvis. Elvis? I do love Elvis.

Did that song make you feel good when you heard it? Did things to my hips. Okay. Like it did things to Elvis' hips. Oh, yeah. Renee. Yes? Happy birthday banger day.

You win, okay? Awesome. Renee. Yes? Happy Birthday Banger Day. You win, okay? Awesome. Renee, get it in ya. Get it in ya. Get it in ya. Renee, yes. Zedim. Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger.

Elvis Presley. And his hips. And JXL, it's called A Little Less Conversation. I didn't want to play that. I wanted to play this. Oh, this song does things to me. You'll know this if your parents took you to the pub when you were a kid and did karaoke.

Next on the show, we get Anne-Lise, the bisexualer, our 23-year-old bisexual who is dating her way through Auckland at the moment in the studio to tell us exactly what's going on.

Where's her heart at ahead of the elimination tomorrow? It's caught in a trap. Oh, here comes Ross. What's up, Ross? Love Elvis. Oh, you love Elvis? Yes. I was going to say, you're a bit late

to pull the song, man. Three weeks ago, we said, hey, bisexual community of Auckland, are any of you single and do you trust us to run your love life? If you do, why don't you apply to be New Zealand's first ever bisexualer? And then we want to take you on a quest where you'll date three guys, three girls and hopefully find love at the end. The person we found is 23-year-old sports management student Anne-Lise.

She's here with us at the moment. Hi, Anne-Lise. She's here with us at the moment. Hi, Anne-Lise. Hello, everyone. You're halfway through your journey. Next week, at the end of next week, you will know who you are taking on a romantic overseas holiday with you. How does that feel? That aspect is really exciting,

but it's just everything that comes before that is going to be really hard. Yeah, because it's not easy dumping people on the radio. No, it's not. So you did it last Friday. You're going to have to do it again tomorrow. I feel like last week was definitely easier. This week I've obviously spent more time with other people, so I've gotten to know them a lot better

and it's going to be a lot harder, I guess, of letting that go. Yeah. Let's focus on Jade first. You dated her today. She's your final date before the elimination yes how did it go for you you guys went bungee jumping what are your feelings i really enjoyed it jade is a lot of fun and i like actually had like a lot of fun with her for people following along jade's the fiery one with the tattoo she's got dark hair and she's

personality and she's gay she's not bisexual she's a lesbian hair, big personality. And she's gay. She's not bisexual. She's a lesbian, right? Yes. How do you feel about the connection you have with Jade after the date bungee jumping? I think it went really well. I think our connection has grown quite a bit. We didn't stop talking the entire time. Yeah, you guys were talking the entire time.

There's two spots left tomorrow. Two have to go, two will stay. Four people in total. Can you tell us right now, is Jade top three? Yes. Ooh. Saucy. If you said no, this would have been very awkward.

Yeah, but that could mean she's three and she still goes home. So we don't really know anything from that. Do you know who's going home? Yep. You do? Really? So you know the two people who are getting the, oh, okay. So you're ready to go.

You're ready to eliminate someone. It's all done. There was just one other thing that we need to do. That's right. That's right. We need to do this next. Oh, gosh. We introduce you to do this next. Oh, my gosh. And least.

We introduce you to the intruder. I knew this was coming. Was that an intruder alert? Was that an alert for an intruder? Are we about to turn this whole competition on its head? Don't do this to me. Are you about to meet another contestant in the bisexual that you haven't met yet? Stick around.

Next, Anne-Lise, our bisexual, will meet the intruder, Ivana. We need you to put a blindfold on. Oh gosh, I hate this. Brie and Clint on ZM. If you missed what just happened in the bisexual, let me refresh your memory. Anne-Lise, we introduce you to the intruder, Ivana. Intruder, do not speak. Don't say anything.

You are in the room. Anne-Lise, you are in the room and you are blindfolded, yes? Yes. Where's the mic? There's the mic. I think we need to get to know Ivana the intruder a bit more Before we take the blindfold off Are you listening Annalise? Yes

Are your headphones working? Yeah This is the new person entering the bisexual life Hi I'm Ivana and I'm the intruder Oh I'm here to f*** shit up I've seen the other dates and I feel like they saved the best for last I've seen Annalise and she's feel like they saved the best for last. I've seen Anneliese, and she's definitely cute.

Very interested in getting to know her. My perfect date, just the whole stay at home and make like a outdoor cinema and loads of wine. My first love, yeah, I dated her when I was 18. It was great, broke my heart. So last year I dated her twin sister. So last year I dated her twin I was 18. It was great. Broke my heart. So last year I dated her twin sister. So last year I dated her twin sister. Oh snap!

Oh! There it is. Ivana the intruder has entered the building. Ivana, Ivana, Ivana. Welcome to the Bisexualer. Hi. Thanks for having me. Oh my God.

There's Annalise over there. She's still blindfolded. Are we ready for the blindfold to come off? I think we're about ready Is she ready? Are you ready, Anne-Lise? Is she ready? I've got to meet you

Okay, okay, I'm down When you're ready, you can pull the blindfold off, Anne-Lise Take your headphones off first Two, one, go for it Hi Hi She can't see anything Meet each other Go for it. Hi. Hi. Sorry, I just put my glasses on. I don't know if you can see.

She can't see anything. Hi. Meet each other. Get to know each other very quick, because guess what? You're about to go on a date. Oh, what? Obviously. Oh.

The elimination tomorrow still stands. Mm-hmm. Okay? Ivana, you have got the least amount of time out of anybody to make this work okay gotta step up my game eh yeah what do you think of the other contestants what do you think of the competition so far where do you think you're sitting with this um jade would be my biggest i think yeah jay would be the biggest but um tom is that his name yeah oh yeah that guy i mean i mean she kind of met him before.

Do you think you've got your work cut out for you? You get one date. Not easy. No, I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding. No, I mean, we just got to get to know each other, really. That's it. This is where the rules change a little bit, okay, Annalise?

Your double elimination tomorrow now becomes a triple elimination. So Ivana could take one of the spots. It's up to you. You've got one date to figure it out. You'll be in an escape room for the next hour. Oh, gosh. I like these, actually. I've never done this before, but I feel like I'm pretty good at this sort of stuff.

Yes, me too. I love puzzles. I've got to tell you one more thing. Yeah. The rules for the elimination have changed a bit more tomorrow. You no longer have to eliminate one boy and one girl. You can eliminate whoever you like. Okay.

If you want to get rid of all the girls, you can do that. If you want to get rid of all the boys, you can do that. It's up to you. Oh, gosh. The bisexualer just got turnt on its head. Ivana, if you're ready, you can take your date. You guys can go. You can leave.

Grab her by the hand and just hit off. You're off. Okay. We'll see you guys tomorrow at the elimination, okay? Have fun. You can follow all of this on our Facebook page and Instagram at Brinklin. Brinklin on ZM. We just chucked an intruder into the bisexual Ivana from Serbia.

The pansexual is off on her one and only date ahead of now, tomorrow's triple elimination. It'll be live on ZM from 5 o'clock tomorrow. Right now, got a bit of bad news for Bree. You meant to say do you want the good news or the bad news? I don't have any good news for you. You meant to do light and shade. Okay, well, the good news is about a week ago,

you got a personalised message from Channing Tatum. Do you remember? How could I forget? I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomas-Sell. You know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical and her mum, literally there are certain people on this earth that just don't

even try and they're funny. And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what, we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing. Thank you so much. Unbelievable. A great moment.

Seriously unbelievable. You had an opportunity there to pounce and he does follow you on Instagram and I suggested why don't you DM him and solidify this connection. You came up with some really crappy... Yeah, but you could have said anything. You could have sent him a nude selfie.

I've already done that. He didn't reply. You did not. Don't joke. Have you messaged him since that audio? I haven't. Okay, so you didn't take my advice. No, because I've already double messaged him.

The bad news is your window of opportunity may have closed. Reports today from E! News that Channing Tatum may be romantically associated with none other than Jessie J. Jessie J. Shut the front door. That's my celebrity female crush. Yeah. What the hell?

That's BS. Now, they haven't been photographed together yet. I thought she was with that other guy. They haven't been photographed together yet, but they have been spotted in public having dinner Well, I mean, she's already at the advantage Because she lives in LA Yeah And she's real hot and famous

What do I have? I know how to cook a good meal I know how to do a good George Ezra impersonation. There it is, okay? Because I have for you one possible solution. What? What is your way now into Channing Tatum's heart? Become Jessie J.

We all know you do a mean Mike Posner. We have found out yesterday that you do an okay George Ezra. The sun changed the atmosphere. Architecture. I'm familiar. I could get you. But can you do a semi-convincing Jessie J. One shot, one opportunity to seize everything you've ever wanted. I mean, I feel like Domino is more me.

You want to do Domino? It's more my range. Right, okay. Let me see if I can get you a little bit of Domino then, just to get you in the mood. Just the start, right from the start of Domino. Yeah, okay. I feel like it's more my range. So you're talking about this one.

Oh no, I've made a big mistake. Oh no. I'm going to get you a little bit of Jessie J domino. Okay. And you're going to give it a go, alright? How does it start? That's not the right one. I need some help from the producers.

Oh my God, that's not the right one either. What is wrong with this thing? That's not it either. That was close. There it is. Okay, are you ready? Okay. Oh no. Okay not it either. That was close. There it is. Okay, are you ready? Okay. Oh, no.

Okay, hold on. For the love of Channing Tatum, call on every fibre of your impersonation being that you have. Why do you do this to me? Okay, get your head in the game. Channing's the prize. When does it come in? I don't know.

I'm feeling sexy and free Like glitter's raining on me You're like a shot of pure gold Ooh I think I'm about to explode I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air. And I'm breathing like I'm something gotta take me there. Don't you know? You're spilling me out of control.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. We can do this all night. You know what? This is a lot better than I ever anticipated. I was ready to cut you off straight away, but now I want a chorus. I think I need a hook. No, I think I should stop while I'm ahead. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is.

Brie doing Jessie J. Yeah, I should have stopped while I was ahead. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie suffered her second ever, ever loss. It's our movie guessing game, and this is what happened when she was downtrout 2-0. Oh, no. Duncan, well done, mate.

You've just won the first ever legitimate game of what's the plot for the people. Did we just beat the All Blacks? Now, a shot at redemption. Once upon a time, there shot at redemption. Plotline? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Ten games to two in the history of this show. How are you feeling? Not good after last week.

I was actually devastated. I know that sounds ridiculous because it's just a game, but you knowing me, Clint. It's never just a game to you. This is the only thing I have in life. I read movie plotlines. When you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name. It is best of three. So should you lose another two games at the start,

you lose the whole game, okay? You're going first, Gary. What's your movie knowledge like? Not too bad. Okay, here we go. I'm going to hit you with one. You buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish

movie number Tahi when a young woman is killed by an animal police chief the police chief

wants to close the area but the mayor overrules him fearing that the loss of tourist revenue will cripple the town people

then want to help out due to future threat and offer to help Brodie capture the killer shark. Bree. Bree. Jaws. Jaws is correct. Pretty disappointing in my performance, but I'll take the win on that one.

Yeah, we went a long way into that. Gary, there was nothing in there for you? No, nothing. It's pretty hard, right, Gary? One point to Bree. Welcome to the show, Jack. G'day, Jack. How you doing? I'm going to go with another movie and I need you to buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is, okay?

Alright, we're there. Movie number Rua. Imprisoned on the other side of the universe, our mighty hero finds himself in a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against... Bree? Bree.

Guardians of the Galaxy. Guardians of the Galaxy is incorrect. Oh! You, Jack, are now entitled to a free guess Okay, if you get it wrong You're still in the game And I will continue with the plot But if you get it right

You take the point Do you have any ideas? Still not at this stage Chuck something out there I don't have anything at this stage Okay, we're going to have to put that in as a wrong answer. I'll continue with the plot. I hate space movies.

Pits him in a deadly gladiatorial contest. Bree. Bree. Star Wars. Star Wars is incorrect. Took a stab. You now get another guess, Jack. Across the Galaxy. Across the Galaxy.

Across the Galaxy is incorrect. Against the Hulk, his former ally... Bree. Bree. The Avengers. The Avengers is incorrect. Jack, free guess. Thor.

Thor? Yeah. Thor. Thor. Just Thor? Yeah. Thor. Just Thor? Thor 1. Thor 1 is incorrect. No.

And the fellow Avengers. Thor's quest for survival leads him in a race against time to prevent the... Bree? Bree. Thor and the Avengers? Thor and the Avengers is incorrect. Is it the one that... Jack?

Thor Ragnarok? Thor Ragnarok is correct, baby! I hate those movies. God, that was harder than I thought it was going to be. Thank you, Jack. It's one all. God, this game is getting... People in their cars would have known that.

I know. But I just am not a fan of... You're the movie expert. I hate when they've bastardised all the superheroes into one. Oh, that's a good one. No. It was good.

Nah. Alright. Now, it's match point, okay? How confident are you? I knew that one. Good, good. I'm on the borderline.

Yeah, you're doing better than the other two then. Here we go. Movie number Tahi Rua Toru. The new girl knows she does not want to be part of a clique, but that's exactly where she finds Brie. Pitch Perfect.

Pitch Perfect is correct. No back-to-back losses here, baby. That's right. Well done. God, that was a horrific game, though. Balance in the Galaxy has been restored. You now go 11 games to two. Bree and Clint, here's Jessie J.

I'm feeling sexy and free. Is this joke going to go on all afternoon? Bree and Clint on Zit Im. Hey, guys, just so you know, mics are on. Mics are on. Everyone's in the studio. Everyone's in the studio.

Our producers, Ben and Ellie, are both in the room. Hey, guys. G'day. G'day, mate. We're going to a party after the show. We're going to Holy Moly in the Viaduct. Bit of show bonding.

Before that, we've all been on Facebook today and we all saw the exact same thing. People these days spend millions of dollars on content and things for Facebook that are going to go viral. And then sometimes something as simple as a good Facebook status update can crack the matrix, right?

It literally just sends people into a spin. This from the Herald today, the New Zealand Herald. How has life changed as a result in the rise of petrol prices? No pictures, no videos, no article, nothing. Literally just a status update on their Facebook page. It's had 4.9 thousand comments. That is crazy. The comments

themselves are fantastic. I can't believe how funny some of the comments are. New Zealanders have really outdone themselves with some of the comedy here. So what we thought we would do is we'd go around the room and read our favourite comments from the Petrol Prices

New Zealand Herald status update. How has life changed as a result in the rise in fuel prices? Who'd like to kick us off? I could. Ben. Or I produce Ben. I don't want to

because then no one can take mine. Yeah, I'm sure. Am I saying the name before? Who wrote it? Yes. Give credit. Okay. Jack Yeah, I'm sure. Very good point. Am I saying the name before? Who wrote it? Yes. Give credit. Okay. Jack writes,

I've slowly trained my car to run on milk as it's cheaper by the litre. Day three and there's butter coming out of my exhaust pipe. Anyone know a mechanic? Brilliant. From Jack. I'll go next. Heidi Warren writes,

I get up at 2am every morning. I get my trusty hose and gas can and make my way around the neighbourhood stealing gas. I can't really taste food anymore due to petrol in my mouth. It's good. It's good. Ellie, you got one? I got one.

Tyler Mildenhall writes, I had a car but it got too expensive to run, so I had to eat my children to save a bit of money on school runs. Hardest thing I've ever had to do. Chris Hayes writes, I like to watch porn while I'm filling up now, just so I can see someone getting screwed harder than Jacinda's screwing me. It's good.

It's back to you, Ben. Cool. Johnny writes, I've discovered I have lovely neighbours since the rise of petrol costs have forced me to walk to the letterbox instead of driving. It's a first world problem. It's good. Rowan Williams writes, sold my car to

buy fuel for a bike and now I take meth to bike the 100km to work every day. All in all, I've lost 42 kilos. So it's all good. Don't do meth. It's an official ZM warning. Don't do meth. Do speed. I'm just kidding.

Don't. It's cheaper. No, I'm kidding. I'm joking. It's a joke. It's cheaper. No, I'm kidding. I'm joking. It's a joke. It's very expensive. It's a joke. All right, Catherine Woodley writes,

makes road trips more fun as we travel down the country playing the how much cheaper is it there game instead of I Spy. What a fun family game. Jessie Malcolm writes, I had to either stop drinking or stop feeding my family. It was a hard decision, but this cold bourbon helps ease the pain. It's pretty good.

There it is, the comments from the New Zealand Herald Facebook status update about petrol prices. Bree and Clint, ZM. Here's Jessie J. I'm feeling sexy. Yeah, baby. Like, baby. Bree and Clint on ZM. I was reading today Nadia Lim's had her baby.

You know Nadia Lim? Master chef, MyFoodBag. Nadia Lim. Celebrity chef, Nadia Lim. I love MyFoodBag. If you're listening, would love MyFoodBag. You'd like to be a MyFoodBag ambassador? I would love to be an ambassador.

She's just had her baby on the floor of her bedroom. She did a home birth. What? Her? Like she's actually done that she gave birth yeah yeah yeah um she said an article's quite good she said i gave birth to um my latest child in the same place that um they were conceived oh my god she said her husband just whipped out the plastic liner to one of his backpacks put it on they're like it's go time baby put it on the

ground and she just gave birth on the floor of her bedroom Wait, so how does that actually happen? Does she have like a really What, the birthing bit? Yeah, super quick labour She was planning a home birth Right, so she was actually planning on having it at home Yeah, so that's all legit The story I want to talk about

because I started going down like a weird birthing news You know how it suggests another related story to you when you're reading a story? I found a story of a Scottish lady who this week has given birth to a child in a department store. So she's in like the equivalent of farmers in Scotland and she's in her 30s and boom,

she's gone into labour, ends up having the baby in the store. Where in the store? I don't know. Was she in the dressing room? Was she in the makeup department? The't know was she in the dressing room was she in yeah you know was she in the makeup department the thing is clean up in aisle three she's one of these well you'd hope you did it in the baby department right so you can whip it into some clothes quickly

she claims that she didn't know she was pregnant she goes into labor she has the baby and that to her she's saying, is the first time she's realised that there's a baby in her. See, these stories always I'm a bit like sceptical. How can you not know that for nine months you've got a live human growing inside of you? Would you not even realise that just from the weight gain? Like, sure, you can, and maybe.

And maybe you put on a few kilos here and there, but surely the thing moving in your stomach, that's not the curry from the night before. There's a difference between a food baby and a real baby. Yeah, big difference. You know? Well, no. Maybe not in the first trimester. Depends how hot the curry is.

Second trimester. But the third one, surely youends how hot the curry is. Second trimester. But the third one, surely you know there's something in there. Because, I mean, you have morning sickness. Like, there's a lot of symptoms when you're pregnant, isn't there? What if it's kicking? You're gassy. What if it's kicking? What are you thinking is in there?

Like, how creepy is it when you really think about it, when the baby's kicking your stomach? There's a live thing. There's a live person inside your stomach like if you're talking like if there's aliens that look down on our planet they go that's some weird alien shit you know what i mean like when they're like they've got life things growing inside their stomach i don't i don't have one of the baby making chambers uterus but i imagine there's not like it's not it's not that spacious no it's not

roomy like if there was something the size of a rugby ball chilling in there you would know you'd know right like if you've got an eight pound watermelon in there yeah you'd know you'd know my mind goes to do you ever hear because like was she overweight? It doesn't say. It doesn't say. They didn't do a picture of her. Right. But I did go there too. But even then like you can be overweight

but surely you've still got knowledge of what's going on inside you. Yes. Like even if you're even if you're overweight and you've put on more weight does the weight move around like that in your stomach?

Oh my dinner's kicking me. Not again. Anyway, if you are feeling that way at the moment, go pee on a stick. Figure it out before it's too late. Even that sounds weird. Hey, something that's probably you're going to have to really deal with this soon in your life, kids' birthday parties. Why me? Why me before? You're going to have to really deal with this soon in your life, kids' birthday parties.

Why me? I mean, you're going to be having kids soon. All right. You might. Nah, mate. You could. Nah. You're not a very responsible person.

Clinton! Excuse me. I'm just saying. It could happen to anybody. Excuse me, Jeremy Wells. So there's a mum that's over in the UK who has turned to a forum to get advice about something that's going on with her child being invited to a birthday party. Yeah.

So her kid gets invited to a birthday party. She gets the invite and then she's texting with the mum saying, you know, should we bring a gift? What should I bring? The mum then informs her that it costs money to go to the birthday party. What? There's an admission price? Yes.

Okay. So the mum has said that if the daughter wants to come to the birthday party, it's going to cost her $51. What? Yeah. What sort of birthday party is it? So it's just a birthday party at home at this person's house. Like what ages?

Like I'm pretty sure that that oh no he 10 year old right so a 10 year old girl wants to go to this party of her friend what does a 10 year old get for 51 maybe a lolly bag and i don't know pin the tail on the donkey right but the story gets more interesting when the mum was like okay well didn't know about that and they'd already said that they wanted to go and then she said oh i kind of you know our mom's invited like can i come with her you know kind of thing she goes yes but you're gonna have to pay 51 no there can't be an admission price for the parents what are these people running like a mini festival or something are they making money from this party are the wiggles performing live at this party maybe because. Because I did the math. So apparently there's 12 kids going.

So if you take 12... 600 bucks. That's a lot of money. Just on kids. And what if the parents go? For 51 bucks, I don't want to go. I want to...

You take my kid and you look after them for three hours. Like I'm paying you 51 bucks to babysit the kid. I'm not paying to be there as well because then I'll get roped into doing dishes and face painting and some crap like that also rate your parties but come on

51 bucks do you think it's a case of this kid is the most popular kid in school or maybe the kid is a bit of an entrepreneur too and it's gone mum everyone wants to come i reckon we can make some money out of this i doubt the child is that much of a mastermind saying, Mum, we should charge admission. Maybe. You don't know. Like I would expect Westlife to be there performing if I'm paying $51. Exactly.

Did they go to the party for $51? So apparently they were going to go. The mum was a bit pissed off and she was like, I can't believe I'm going to pay $102 for me and my daughter to go to this crappy kids party. She then drew the line when the mum said there was a price amount that they had to spend on a gift. What, gift on top of a ticket?

Nah, go to hell. $100 plus. Screw you and your kid, lady.