ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 11th 2019
Episode Date: October 11, 2019What’s going from a ‘Favourites Box’?Dean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekVegan calls the police1 Second Song ChallengeProducer Bens ‘Gretta remixes’Rugby or Fugby is backFrid...ay-Oke!Birthday Banger!Soccer scandal updateWhat was your awkward dating story?Quiet supermarketsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four.
Welcome to the podcast.
This is our podcast.
Take it, Ellie.
Oh, God.
I wanted you to sing.
Got him.
Got him.
We had the chance to do something really,
we could have created something there.
We did.
She created greatness.
I was going to go to Ben for the rap verse.
Speaking of farts on the air,
did you guys see that there was that radio DJ over in England
who got caught farting on the air?
No.
Did you see it?
How did that not make our show today?
That's like right in our wheelhouse.
It was going to make our show and I watched it and it's
more the video, not
the audio. So what happens is
they start to play a song and she starts dancing,
right? It's actually, she's
actually pretty famous. She's like one of the judges
on... Was it a woman? I want to say
Britain's Got Talent. Was it a woman?
Yeah. And she farted. Oh,
shut up. Stop stirring us.
Stop stirring us! Stop stirring us.
Anyway, so she starts dancing and then you see her lift her leg and then she farts.
And then you see her mouth to her co-host, I farted.
And then she like tries to wipe it, like get the smell away.
It's hilarious.
It's good gear.
I guess it's one of those videos you had to see.
I described it pretty well.
Whatever.
I'm not bringing good content to this show anymore.
It's Friday here in New Zealand, so we're just going to rip into it.
We're going to go.
There was a glitch with yesterday's podcast, which is now fixed.
Yes.
Producer Ben, we know.
We have to ask the question.
Were you putting more effort into the remixes that appear on the show today
rather than the attention to detail on the podcast?
No, it's about the same amount of effort, yeah.
No, it's because he had that date.
No, he also missed Birthday Banger on the podcast the day before.
Oh, can you buck up your ideas, mate?
Yeah, sorry, mate.
Listen to it. There's a band out there.
How loud
is that? That's in the producer's
booth. Anyway, well, let's go and watch
the band and leave everybody to the podcast.
Today's podcast is going to be today's podcast?
Yep. Yeah, okay, cool. Yeah, let's do
today's podcast for something different.
Enjoy,
everybody. Bye, guys.
Let's go.
Now let me see you dance. Zim's Enjoy everybody Bye guys Cut everybody Good afternoon
And welcome to Friday
Yeah that's how you know it's Friday
Because we play this
Let's play Freaky Friday Actually Yeah, that's how you know it's Friday because we play this.
Let's play Freaky Friday.
Party and party and... Actually, we're just talking about the music guy, Harry,
asked us if we wanted to play Friday Jams
for the first couple of songs of our show.
We were like, yeah, and then we went to the pub and had a beer instead.
Yeah, we forgot.
So what Friday Jam song would you like us to play to kick off the show?
It's a good idea.
You can text it right now to 9696.
We'll pad for some time right now.
No, no, we'll play some songs.
We'll play some songs and give us people time to think about it.
And when we come back, we'll play the best one.
People won't need time.
We'll play the best Friday jam that comes in.
Okay.
Can we play two?
Yeah, we can play two.
Yeah.
Okay, sweet.
Text your best Friday jam suggestion right now to 9696.
Okay, we'll play the best one that comes in very shortly.
Before then, though, brand new 660s dropped today.
In fact, two 660 songs at the same time.
Oh, no, not 120.
What?
Two 660s.
Oh, that's the wrong math.
It was almost probably one of the best jokes of the week.
What were you trying to do?
I was trying to double.
So 660.
I'm going to leave you for a sec.
Hold on.
1,200.
It's going to be a 13.
13.
20.
Oh, so a 1320
I'll set you up again
Okay you ready
In fact today
Two brand new
660 songs dropped
No way
Not a 1320
Exactly what it is
Here's one of them
This is called
Please Don't Go
Get your Friday Jam
Suggestions in
Bree and Clint
ZM
Bree and Clint
The podcast
ZM
This is big news actually
In fact this is deserving
Of breaking news, I feel.
Cadbury Favourites, the box of chocolates you buy the person whose birthday you forgot on the way to their house.
Weighs a great gift.
Adding something new.
Who doesn't love a box of favourites?
It is such a
Sometimes you know it's an afterthought
Universal gift though
But at the same time I definitely don't mind it
It's nice to have a packet in the cupboard
You know what it's best?
When it's Christmas time
You buy like two or three
So then when someone gives you a Christmas present
Who you're not expecting it from
You're like oh I got you something Boom That's perfect actually Perfect situation or three. Yeah. So then when someone gives you a Christmas present who you're not expecting it from,
you're like, oh, I got you something.
Boom.
That's perfect, actually.
Perfect situation. Keep them in your suitcase.
Yep.
Pre-put bows on them.
Yes.
Just put a bow on it ready.
Just put a bow on it.
Done.
And then you're ready to go.
So Canberra Favourites have announced today that they will be adding to the box a Choccy Fish.
Is it limited edition though?
Actually.
I think it is.
I think it's a limited edition box.
But yes, they're adding the Choccy Fish.
Look, these limited edition things, they always tell us it's limited edition.
Look at Caramilk.
They said back for a limited time.
It's here forever.
And then they go, just kidding.
It's here forever.
Have you guys seen the Philadelphia Caramel Co-Lab?
Philadelphia is in Sweet Chili Philly?
Yes.
No?
How would that work?
Well, oh, so it's like a creamy.
Sour cream and chocolate.
Yes.
Really?
Yeah, because guess what you do with Philadelphia cream?
You make a cheesecake out of it.
Oh, now I'm following along.
Anyway, I've seen that it's in Australia.
Hopefully it's coming here if it's not already.
Do you have caramel in Australia?
Yeah.
Oh, good for you guys.
They're obsessed with it.
It's probably the best thing New Zealand's ever given us.
Okay, so if this is limited edition and you wanted it to be full time,
look, a favourites box is only so big. What do we kick out?
Right, so if you want the Choccy Fish Inn.
Yeah, what do you get rid of out of the favourites?
And everybody will have something that they want gone from the favourites.
If you need a refresher, we're talking dairy milk, caramello.
Dream.
Old gold.
Flake.
Hang on, old gold?
It's just dark chocolate.
Is it?
It's just the standard.
I'm just going to put a line through old gold right now, and that can be my one.
That's the one you don't want?
Get rid of the old gold.
Flake.
Crunchy.
Picnic.
Boost.
Oh, I've got to put a line through boosters.
Oh, hang on.
Get rid of boost.
No, you can't pick more than one.
All right.
Well, this is my short list.
No, you have to pick one.
Oh, I'll get there.
Morrow.
Morrow.
Morrow.
Cherry ripe.
And Turkish delight.
What's going?
What are we getting rid of?
This is a democratic process,
okay,
so we're opening up
the phone lines
on this conversation.
Majority wins?
Yeah.
Well, majority
will send it
to the Cadbury company
and say...
This is the one we want gone
and then...
Yeah, yeah,
this is what the people have said.
And we want to add Choccy Fish.
Which means
if you feel strongly
about a chocolate
that you think is marginalised
and you think is at risk of being eliminated here,
make sure you have your voice heard right now and tell us what do you want gone?
What needs to go?
Okay.
0800 DIAL ZM.
Yes, with your suggestions.
What needs to go?
I'm going to come out here and say it.
I'll have my opinion.
I'm not afraid.
I'm obsessed with the Cadbury favourites
But what the hell is a morrow?
No that's because you're Australian
Get rid of it
That's because you
It is a second grade
Literally B plus Mars bar
Morrow is the All Blacks
And Mars is Australia
Is the Wallabies
That's the problem
I mean nationally
What?
No the Wallabies is a morrow and the All Blacks is a Mars bar.
Well, you mean because the All Blacks are better?
Yes.
Oh, the analogy is too confusing.
Just call us and tell us what you want taken out of the favourites box, okay?
Take out the morrow and it's perfect.
Phone lines are filling up quick, so make sure you get on board
and we'll decide next.
ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast.
We gave you some breaking news before that a chocolate fish
is being included in the Cadbury Favourites box,
which I think is a great idea.
A chocolate fish is a, I think it's Kiwiana.
It is.
We don't have it in Australia.
You don't do it, no.
And I taste the one.
It's great.
Love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's delicious. Yeah, yeah, it's a good addition and it piques your interest. It is. We don't have it in Australia. You don't do it, eh? No. And I taste the one. It's great. Love it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's delicious.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a good addition.
And it piques your interest.
It's something different.
It is something different.
That's what I like.
Yeah.
Last time they put something different in was a boost.
And I was like, what is that?
Stop trying to make boost happen.
I'm going to come out and say it.
Stop trying to make boost happen.
They tried to make it happen like mid-2000s, I think.
It says on the box, favourites.
How many people did you poll that said,
and you said of all your delicious Cadbury products that we make,
including Picnic, wonderful.
Dream, beautiful.
Morrow, fantastic.
Caramello, delicious.
Amazing.
How many of them came back and said Boost?
Some people must like it.
I love because we've asked you if we're adding the chocolate fish,
one of them has to go.
Someone text in.
Now listen to this.
Yeah.
Genius idea.
Why don't you combine the dream and the dairy milk to add in a top deck?
You can keep your choccy fish and you don't need to get rid of any.
See, that is modern thinking for a modern problem.
Yeah.
But if we are removing one to make room for the choccy fish,
what is it going to be?
Tyler's here.
Hi, Tyler.
How we going?
Tyler, what are you voting for?
No, you need to get rid of the circus delight.
No, no.
All you eat them.
What about all the nannas
that you give your favourites to
at Christmas time?
That's their favourite.
It's my favourite.
Their favourite, Mark.
My nanna has never liked them.
Well, if you and your nanna
don't like them,
then we should probably
get rid of them.
Tyler's nanna doesn't like them.
Ollie, what's going?
What are we getting out
of the favourite box?
In fact, what should never
have been in there
in the first place? Alright, I'm going to cast my vote getting out of the favourite box? In fact, what should never have been in there in the first place?
All right, I'm going to cast my vote for the Cherry Ripe.
So pretty much every year my family gets boxes of favourites
and the only one that sits in the box for like weeks and weeks is Cherry Ripe.
And I kind of thought it was like universally agreed
that Cherry Ripe is awful and it doesn't even taste like cherries.
Well, invite me over because I love a Cherry Ripe.
So every family needs one of you.
Not the only ones.
Me and my mum, both.
And they need me too, the ones to soak up the Turkish delights.
Ollie, I feel like you're playing populist politics here
because cherry ripe is coming through strong.
In fact, I'm going to conference you in with Ray.
Ray, hi.
Here's again.
What are you voting for?
Would you vote for Ollie if he was running for Prime Minister
on the criteria that he would take cherry Ripe out of the favourites box?
Damn straight I would.
Why don't you like a Cherry Ripe?
It's got cherries, they're ripe, there's chocolate, it's good.
Why is there coconut in there?
Well, my idea is they could bow down and basically show their honourability
and throw in a mini Whitaker's peanut slab.
I think it's a different company.
That's a totally different company and that's the slab. I think it's a different company. I completely agree.
That's a totally different company and that's the point.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
That's the bow down part.
Humble yourself.
Who doesn't like cherries?
They're my favourite fruit.
Like Kendrick said.
Cherry chapstick,
Katy Perry liked it.
Cherry ripe is gross.
Like,
every time you are trading off
with your family
on who gets what,
everyone wants to trade the cherry ripe.
Yeah, it's like the banana fruit burst.
Nobody wants it.
What the hell is that?
You don't know what fruit burst is?
You mean Starburst?
No, fruit burst.
What's a fruit burst?
I forget how Australian you are sometimes.
Yeah, I grew up there.
Get her some fruit burst.
I've been here for two years, actually.
I'm getting there.
Rachel, what's getting out of the favourites box?
Kick it out. I'm with Bray, to be honest. I'm getting there. Rachel, what's getting out of the favourites box? Kick it out.
I'm with Bray, to be honest.
I'd get rid of the moro.
Yes, Rachel.
You're a smart woman.
It is a nothing chocolate.
This country was built on moro bars and wheat bakes.
Like, that's how you used to breed all blacks.
New Zealand has got the rough deal for too long.
Give them the good one.
Give them the Mars bar.
And finally, Michaela, what are we getting rid of in the favourites box?
I go with Turkish Delight.
Ooh, so it's Ethan.
Michaela, why are you going to do this to me?
Why are you going to do this to me?
No, Michaela.
Clint is an old man stuck in a young person's body.
He likes Turkish Delight and fruit and nuts.
Thank you for calling me a young person.
I like that part of it.
We can keep the cherry ripe, you know.
No. I think
we hit the nail on the head at the start when we
said let's combine the dream and
the dairy milk. Even if you
don't do top deck, even if you go one
piece of each in there, inside that thing.
That's good. Do we have a compromise there
and then we can put the chocolate fish in? As long as
Morrow goes. Yeah, that is a good idea.
Oh, how good's a Morrow Gold?
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Jason Benz back in here.
Have we identified what that fault was
that made the ad break play instead of the high-low?
Yeah, you messed up big time.
You had the wrong button.
The CR fault.
All right.
Clint Roberts.
Clint Roberts' fault.
Well, we'll look into it a bit more.
In the meantime, here's an ad break.
No, here's the highlight.
This is a new...
Oh, are we on? Sorry.
Are we on now?
Yeah, sorry.
Anyway, welcome to yet another week of Brie and Clint's
highs and lows, all the high points of the week
and the low points of the week.
As producers, we like to look up to Bree and Clint,
so I think we might have just done something that they did this week.
Oh, did we?
Yeah, did we?
Can you just roll that tape?
Roll the tape.
CDM's Bree and Clint.
We're on.
What?
We're on.
We're on.
We're on.
What time is it? It's three o'clock. We're on. What time is it?
It's three o'clock.
Are we on?
I think we're on.
Last week, we got chatting about ex-partners,
and we had this anonymous call come through.
Your partner is still in communication with their ex.
Yeah, so my partner has over a thousand days straight with his ex,
and they keep it going.
Wait, you're talking about Snapchat?
Your partner still talks to his ex
because they have a Snapchat streak.
Yeah.
Shut the hell up!
Okay, you've got to respect the streak.
Yeah, it's massive, but like...
Babe, babe, babe.
I know I'm sending my ex nudes,
but our streak is about to hit 1,200.
We've got to keep this thing going.
I just love Anonymous.
She goes, well, yeah, it's massive.
This week, Brie told a story about her friend who used to work for the Queen.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but did Brie make a really inappropriate joke about the Queen?
Yep.
I'm pretty sure I've told this story on the radio,
but I met a guy who comes from here in NZ for the Queen.
He would get her horse ready for her.
You know she rides every day.
She loves horses.
She side saddles.
Yeah, she would.
She's the Queen.
Yeah.
It's a very royal way to ride.
She goes for a ride on the horse.
And...
Speaking of Brie, she made this very bold call about toothbrushing.
But it turns out all the callers were on her side.
I have to brush it so much that I have to brush it to the back of my tongue
to the point where I gag.
That's where I know I've finished brushing my teeth.
Hi, Erin.
Hello.
Erin, work with me.
Please tell me you're a tongue brusher.
Absolutely into a gag like you.
Yes, Erin!
Yes!
Thank you!
You're not just a brusher, you're a gagger as well.
Vicky, hi.
Hi.
I am a tongue-braker.
Yes, she is!
Well done.
Wait, just to really top it off,
do you like a bit of the gag at the end?
I gag religiously.
Yes, you do!
Check, check, check.
Hello, hello, hello.
When the mics are off.
And to our off-air moment of the week now,
here's Bree and Clint having a sheep off.
I got it.
Matt.
Matt.
Matt.
Yours is better.
You do yours.
Matt.
Matt.
Matt.
Kind of sounds like a Simpson lamb for some reason.
Yeah, no, yours.
Matt. You be the judge a Simpson lamb for some reason. Yeah, no, yours. Matt.
You be the judge.
Vote in the comments.
Matt.
Matt.
And that's the high load for the week.
Join us next week for another week of the Brian Clint Show.
I have to say, I think you won that lamb off.
I think I did too.
I mean, oh, did I?
Well, you are from NZ, so.
Yeah. Fun fact, there's more sheep? Well, you are from NZ, so. Yeah.
Fun fact, there's more sheep in Australia than there is in New Zealand.
Thank you very much.
We just don't date them.
Oh, got him.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Call the police, everybody.
There's an angry vegan on the loose.
Well, actually, you don't need to
because the angry vegan has called the police themselves.
Full disclosure,
I'm not anti-vegan.
You sound anti-vegan.
No, no, and you're not anti-vegan either, are you?
No, I'm actually not.
You were in a long-term,
stable relationship with a vegan?
I'm actually pescatarian myself.
I'm just not for people
going to supermarkets
and pushing their agenda
on people.
Right.
Well, see where you sit
on this story.
There is a lady
who is vegan
and says she has been
since she was three
or four years old
when she found out
where meat came from
and she said,
I'm making a conscious decision
not to eat that.
And I respect that.
You know, I respect that.
What a woke three-year-old.
Totally, right?
Be tough if you're
a meat-eating family
and then your child becomes...
I want this, Mum, for dinner.
Your child becomes vegan radicalised.
She's like, oh, God,
I don't even know how to cook veggie meals.
I didn't ask for this.
Anyway, she has taken to Reddit
to say that her friends fed her chicken nuggets
without her knowing.
Because she was really drunk, right?
In the status, in the update she's put out there,
she admits that she was, in her words, white girl wasted.
And she says her friends took that opportunity to feed her chicken nuggets.
She said, are these vegan?
Which is not what someone usually asks before they eat a chicken nugget,
but I'm sure there are vegan chicken nuggets out there.
I think there is vegan chicken nuggets.
Well, they said, yes, it's sun-fed,
which is that pea protein chicken that you can eat.
She ate them and she goes, these taste weird.
But then she goes, no, no, I'm just drunk.
So she ate more of it.
And then the next day she found out that she'd consumed chicken.
So she called the police.
No.
She referred her friends to the police. She called, she actually she referred her friends
to the police over it. Because my
brain firstly
goes to I hope that
her friends wouldn't feed her chicken
on purpose. No. Unless
they did it because she
was very intoxicated
and they did it for her safety.
Well if that's all they had and she needed
something greasy. Then I would feed it for her safety. Well, if that's all they had and she needed something greasy...
Then I would feed it...
To stabilize her.
I would feed it to a vegan because I'd rather them not die.
Can you?
Like, if they've outwardly said, I don't want meat,
and you go, girl, you are so hammered right now
that you need some protein in your stomach, is that okay?
Is it, like, morally, for you, is that an okay thing to do?
I think it's fine.
Because I'd rather see my friend not be ill and take her to hospital.
Back to the bigger issue, though.
Imagine you're the police officer and you're out there and you're like...
You get that call.
You're dealing with all sorts of things.
Car crashes.
Robberies.
Drug busts, that sort of stuff.
Stabbings.
And then you've got a vegan on the phone.
He's been fed a chicken nugget.
Do you have to, as a police officer, do you have to follow up every single call?
Is there like a police version of the Hippocratic Oath?
Or can you go, lady, this is, this one's not for us.
This is not a police matter.
Anyway, in the Reddit article,
she says that her friends are now facing criminal charges.
There's no more details than that.
But it says there that her friends
are going to face criminal charges over it.
So that's interesting as well.
Well, if they were doing it to play a joke on her, then you know what?
Pretty crappy joke.
It is a pretty crappy joke.
Not funny.
But still, some things you call the police for and some things you go,
hey, we're not friends anymore.
I think sometimes you just go.
Yes, hello officer.
My sister stole my pair of jeans.
We'll be right there, ma'am.
By the way, are you vegan?
Yes. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. my pair of jeans. We'll be right there, ma'am. By the way, are you vegan? Yes!
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Play the one second song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
Oh, Simon's having some energy chocolate before my big game.
This is our song guessing game. Brie and I go head to head. We get to hear one second of One second. Oh, so I'm having some energy chocolate before my big game. This is our song guessing game.
Bree and I go head to head.
We get to hear one second of each song.
And you need to name as many as you can in 20 seconds.
That's correct.
Let's go to the phones to see who people are going to back.
Hi, Mike.
Hey, how's it going?
Kia ora.
Hello, Mike.
Kia ora.
You have a choice between Bree and I.
And if you pick correctly, if you back the winner, you'll get free mobile fuel.
Oh, nice, nice.
Well, who's it going to be?
I have to go for Clint.
Yeah, he seems to have a bit of a winning role.
He is, Mike.
Can't argue with that.
Yeah, you can't.
And I appreciate the confidence in me, Mike.
You wait there.
Reuben, that means you've got Bree playing for you this week.
Okay, no worries.
Ruben, I can be the dark horse.
I have won before.
Okay, no, I've got good confidence in you.
Thanks, Ruben.
Yeah, you pull your beans up today.
Yeah, pull your beans up.
Okay, you wait there, Ruben.
He sounds overly confident in you, if anything.
It's your turn to go second.
So you'll leave the room.
Brie goes out to a soundproof area.
And when she's gone, producer Ellie will run the one second song challenge.
All right, you can pass or you can give me artist song or title.
When you're ready, Ben, hit it off.
Jason Derulo.
Hot Mess Express.
No.
Steve Aoki.
Correct.
Fifth Harmony.
Correct.
Fall Out Boy. Correct Fifth Harmony Correct Fall Out Boy Correct
Britney
Correct
Peking Duck
Correct
Kings on Leon
Correct
Backstreet Boys
Correct
Dizzy Rascal
Correct
Well done
Well done
You've done well there
I know that last one you played as well
But I know I'm out of time.
All right, come on in.
Come on in.
You really stitched me up with one of those.
I did, didn't I?
No, I'm not going to say anything else though.
I agree.
Because Bree's back.
All right, Bree.
When you're ready, Ben, hit it off.
Ride and solo Yes
Sendo
C-Vo-Ki
Yes
Fifth Harmony
Correct
Pass
Britney
Yeah
Peaking Dump
Yeah
Kings of Leon
Yeah
Backstreet Boys
Yeah
Dizzy Rascal Nice work Well done Kings of Leon. Yeah. Backstreet Boys. A wet cop every day.
Um, um, um.
Dizzy Rascal.
Nice work.
Well done.
Ooh, that was a close game today.
That was a close game.
Yeah, but I still lost.
Well, the final score was 9-8 to Clint.
That was a really good effort.
You're getting eights now.
That's good.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
That is pretty good.
Not good enough, though.
Mike, congratulations.
It's a fill-up Friday.
Thanks to our friends at Mobil. We're congratulations. It's a fill-up Friday.
Thanks to our friends at Mobile.
We're going to send you out some free mobile fuel.
Congratulations.
It's awesome.
Thanks, guys.
No worries, Mike.
Okay.
What song did you get sucked on? The one that you passed was Fall Out Boy.
Every week, those bloody bands.
I could never.
It's my chemical romance, Fall Out Boy.
Just get rid of them. They're all my favourite bands for our boy. Just get rid of them.
They're all my favourite bands, mate.
Yeah.
Get rid of them.
Blink-182?
Oh, get some of them in there.
No, well, Blink-182.
Bit of Taking Back Sunday?
Oh, now we're talking.
That one's different.
I'm taking notes, all right?
Sid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast.
This time yesterday, we spoke about the remix that was going viral
that Fatboy Slim played at one of his gigs, Greta Thunberg,
her speech was obviously involved in the remix, if you remember the speech.
And if you choose to fail us, I say we will never forgive you.
We will not let you get away with this.
We all know the speech.
We all know the speech.
We all know the iconic line where she says right here.
Where we draw the line.
Yeah.
Right now.
Yeah.
And this is how the remix sounded.
We will not let you get away with this.
Right here,
right now is where we draw the line.
The world
is waking up
and change is coming
whether you like it or not.
Right here, right
now, right here, right
now, right here, right now, right, right now Right here, right now
Right here
It's good.
It's very good.
It's good.
But is it the best?
Is it the best it could be?
Sure, Fatboy Slim is a fantastic artist.
But is he as good as someone that we know that works here at ZM?
Producer Ben, the remix master on this show.
Can I just say Fatboy Slim took the easy way out?
That's an easy song to do.
Like it's obviously easy.
He just used his own song, isn't he?
Well, he didn't even make it.
It was some other guy and then he just played it.
True, he just played it.
Yeah.
Even easier.
We challenged you yesterday, Producer Ben,
to come up with a remix better than the Fatboy Slim remix
of the Greta Thunberg speech.
I definitely didn't hear better.
I just heard just another one.
No, we said better.
But I've done really good. We've heard a couple another one. No, we said better, didn't we, Clint?
But I've done really good.
We've heard a couple
of your attempts already.
You've come up with how many?
Six.
Oh my God.
Six.
We're going to replay
the ones we heard
you were working on yesterday.
You might remember this
producer being
Greta Thunberg remix.
Right here.
Right now.
Right here, right now.
I think that's great.
It's good.
I like that one.
This one was a bit controversial, considering who it is. It's not PG.
And if you choose to fail us, I say we will never forgive you.
We will not let you get away with this
right here
right now
I see
no alright
okay no
I see
yeah okay
I see
not only is it rude
I don't think it's that good
I'm gonna come out and say
I don't think that one's that good
not your best
got four fresh remixes
yeah oh I'm excited for this do I play these in any think that one's that good. No, that's fair enough. Not your best. We've got four fresh remixes.
Oh, I'm excited for this.
Do I play these in any particular order or just as they are here?
Ben, you just probably play them in that order.
Producer Ben, can I just say, behind the scenes has put a lot of work into this.
A lot of work.
All right.
Yeah, it's been my day yesterday.
See, in fact, pick out which one is your favourite.
We'd like to hear from you on the text machine.
Here's another Producer Ben Greta Thunberg remix. We will never forgive you. Right here, right now.
Right now.
Right, right, right, right now.
We will not let you get away with this.
It's where we draw the line.
Oh, there's a bit of production that's gone in there.
The song's not particularly familiar to me.
It's quite an obscure choice.
More familiar song.
I don't mind it though.
I'm hoping for a bit more familiarity with this one.
And now I'm coming and knowing that I'm here with you.
Right here.
You got me where you want me now.
Right here.
Jess Glynn.
Jess.
Right here.
You got me where you want me now. Right here here I think you need to go bigger
Yeah
You can tell her used to work
At Georgie Femme though
Can't you
Sounds like Vaughn this morning
DJ
He knows his stuff
Okay what about
What about this one
Right here
Right now
Right here Right now now. Let down your hair. Let down your hair. I like the way you do that.
Right here.
Right now.
Yeah!
Now we're talking.
I like the way you do that.
Right here.
Right now.
Let down your hair.
Let down your hair.
Let down your hair.
Let down your hair.
Right here.
Right now.
Oh, Chingy Feet Greta Thunberg.
I love that one.
Wow.
There is one more.
And it fits really well. It does. There is one more. And it fits really well.
It does.
There is one more.
And you and I both love this song, Brie.
Okay.
In fact, we played this song and we tried to do our own versions of this song on the show recently.
This is the Greta Thunberg Medusa remix by producer Ben.
It's never enough.
I'm turning you up to get down, down, down.
What? Sorry, just quickly.
What if it's... Right, right here.
Here, here.
Right, right here.
Here, here.
Right, right now.
Now, now.
Come on!
Come on!
It's good.
I think it's Chingy.
You should have put in that last bit.
Now, now, now.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
All right, mate.
That was very good.
Nice critique.
Sorry, I'm just going to shut up.
My favourite was Chingy.
Thanks, mate.
So if we could have a full three and a half minute
high quality remix of the Chingy version.
I can't wait for the Chingy.
On our SoundCloud for download by Monday.
That'd be great.
Thank you.
Appreciate that, Ben.
Stellar work.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
The game that the Super Typhoon could not cancel.
Nope.
It's rugby or fugby.
Pretty simple game.
I mean, the rugby has been on.
I've been trying to...
Not this bloody weekend.
Yeah, well, not this weekend. But, you know, the rugby's been on. I've been trying to... Not this bloody weekend. Yeah, well, not this weekend, but, you know, the rugby's been on.
We've all been watching it.
And all you have to do is guess whether it's a real rugby player
or a fake rugby player.
Now, every person that you say is a real sports person, aren't they?
Yes, so every name that I say is a real sports person,
but do they play rugby or not is the question.
Susanna, do you know your rugby?
Not really.
That's fine.
You'll be fine.
Actually, to be fair, you'll be fine.
You just need, what, two out of three correct,
and you'll score yourself some mobile fuel for fill-up Friday.
Awesome.
That's correct.
All right, Susanna, here comes your first player.
His name is Juan Manuel Cat.
Rugby player or other sports player? Juan Manuel Cat. Rugby player or other sports player?
Juan Manuel Cat.
Juan Manuel Cat.
I'd say other.
You're saying Fugby.
Fugby, yep.
No.
He's a real rugby player.
Oh, then I should have put... Oh, sorry.
You did a thumbs up. No, as in he is a real rugby player. Oh, then I should have put... Oh, sorry. You did a thumbs up.
No, as in he is a real rugby player.
He's a centre for Uruguay.
Can you get your signs right, please?
Sorry, mate.
Did Susanna get it right or wrong?
She got it wrong.
She got it wrong because he plays for Uruguay.
He plays for Uruguay.
Right, okay.
God, if we were scuba diving right now, we'd be in big trouble.
We'd be in trouble.
Okay.
Susanna, you need these next two, okay?
Okay.
Right.
Rugby player or not, his name is Bear Trap.
I'm going to say Fugby.
You're locking in Fugby, not a real rugby player.
That is correct.
He actually plays for the Idaho Steelheads.
Does he?
Whatever that sport is.
You're one from two, Susanna.
There's one question left.
So if you get this right, then you win.
Okay.
Okay, Susanna, this is pretty serious, all right?
So I need you to stay with me.
Okay, I got that.
Your last player.
Is this a rugby player or not?
His name
is Steve
Sharts.
Can you say it again, Steve?
I don't know if she can.
His name is Steve Sharts.
Steve Sharts.
I'm going to have to say Fugby.
I hope so.
I hope so. I hope so.
That's correct.
He's a pitcher for the Red Barons, and that's no joke.
Steve Sharts.
Steve Sharts.
Lucky he's not a catcher.
With a name like that, lucky he's not a catcher.
Susanna, you win.
Congratulations.
We're going to send you some free mobile fuel.
Wasn't that fun, Susanna?
I could tell you were having fun.
I'm just glad I got it right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice work.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Bree and Clint's New World Wine Selector.
Hasn't this been a lovely part of our week?
Aside from the fact that we've been able to give people an amazing prize, $400 New World gift cards,
we've also just got to enjoy wine.
You know, it's very civilised. It has been good. What's this?
This is, um, what are we... One of the ones we've
got on the list today, actually. This is one of
the ones from the, um... Don't say
what it is, because then you might give away
the wine that's $15
and under. Well, cheers to a good week.
Cheers. Cheers to a good week.
Um, today, another voucher up for grabs for you, Shadi.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good.
How are you, mate?
I'm really excited.
Yay.
Okay.
Shadi, today you need to tell us which is the New World Value Wine, $15 and under.
Okay.
I've got three wines here.
Okay.
I'm ready.
I'll read them to you nice and under. Okay, I've got three wines here. Okay, I'm ready. I'll read them to you nice and slowly.
We have a Hunting Lodge Expressions Delicate Rosé.
I have a Summer House Hawks Bay Merlot.
And I also have a Wild Grace Pinot Noir.
Oh, Pinot Noir.
Now, if that's hard, Brie has some options for you.
Yeah, I've got options.
Shadi.
Shadi.
You can either buy a clue from me, but it'll cost you $50 of your prize,
or you can get rid of one of the wines altogether,
but it'll cost you $100 of the prize.
Yeah, we drop the price.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
But, I mean, the clues are good.
The clues are good.
You're really not sure.
Or you can 50-50 it.
Okay, I think I'll go for a clue, please.
You'll go for a clue?
Did you prepare a clue?
I was so glad that you said that you wanted a clue.
Okay, no.
I'll give you a clue.
No, I've got a clue.
Have you got a clue?
Yeah, of course I do.
Okay.
I prepared it. I've worked hard on this. We a clue? Yeah of course I do Okay I prepared it
I've worked hard on this
We're not going to repeat the names of the wines again
As the only thing
But here comes your clue
One
Two
One
Two
Three
Four
Summer lovin'
Heaven I bless
Summer lovin'
Happened so fast
I met a guy crazy for me
I met a girl cute as can be
Summer days are drifting away
All up on the summer nights
Oh, walla, walla, walla, walla
I think you get the idea, Sade.
Is that enough of a clue for you?
I think that's enough of a clue for me.
What do you want to lock in?
I want to lock in Summer House.
Oh, girl.
She's done it.
Summer House, she's got it.
That was a stellar performance.
Fairly cryptic clue, but congratulations for you.
It was really hard.
I bet.
We have $350.
You know what? Screw it. It's Friday. You can have the whole $ bet. We have $350. You know what?
Screw it.
It's Friday.
You can have the whole 400.
Yeah, give it to her.
Okay.
You got the whole 400.
You're welcome.
For Hyundai.
It's thank our friends at New World, okay?
The Wine Awards are on now.
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The New World Wine Awards are in store right now.
Congratulations.
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Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM. It's the time you've all
been waiting for, New Zealand.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's
most popular segment.
Friday Oaky!
I love Friday Oaky.
It's the best. I listen
every Friday. I never miss
Friday Oaky. Thanks Brie and Clint I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
F-F-F-Friday
Oki.
A segment so popular
other radio stations say it's not
fair that we get to do it every week.
You know, it's that big. It's that
powerful. And this week
I thought it's my turn to choose the song
and I want something that reflects what we're thinking
about at the moment and what we're thinking about is
the boys. What we're thinking about is the
rugby. What we're thinking about is the All Blacks.
Come on ABs.
So I thought All Blacks, All Blacks, All Blacks.
How about ACDC
Back in Black?
I mean, have you made a
mistake?
I'm an Aussie.
Yeah.
Aka-daka runs through my veins, mate.
And this song is definitely not in my vocal range.
I don't think any song is in my vocal range.
We've each had 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer,
and what you're about to hear is the product of that. If you've never heard the game before,
I'll play mine, and then I'll play Bree's,
and then we'll open the phone lines to you,
and you tell us who wins Friday Oki this week.
We've got five votes.
Whoever gets the most wins.
Here we go.
Here comes Clinton Roberts.
This is my Friday Oki.
Come on, mate, give it to us.
For the All Blacks.
Get your mullet on.
Bree and Clint's in him. Back in black, give it to us. For the All Blacks. Get your mullet on. Breein' cleansed it in.
Back in black, I hit the sack.
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back.
Yes, I'm let loose from the noose that's kept me hanging around.
I'm just looking at the sky because it's getting me high.
Forget the hearse because I'll never die.
I got nine lives, cat's eyes.
I'm using every one of them
and running a while cause I'm back
yes I'm back
well I'm
back
yes I'm back
well I'm
back
back
yes I'm back in black
yes I'm back in black Yes I'm back in black
Oh, crack me a woodstock
And grease my mullet, baby
I am ready to go
Get the Ford Falcon ready
Yes I'm ready
Say goodbye to your tyres, baby
It's time to light them up
I'm ready to do a gender reveal burnout
That's mine, okay
That's my take on ACDC's Back in Black.
Can I say, before you play mine,
I really appreciate you picking this song
because I had so much fun this week.
It's a fun song, eh?
Even though mine's horrific, I had heaps of fun doing it.
Well, is it horrific, okay?
This is what you need to decide, New Zealand.
Here comes Brie.
Oh, no.
Taking on the exact same song for Friday Oaky. To play loose from the noose That can't be hanging about Just looking at the sky Cause it's getting me high
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
I got nightlife
Can't save
Using every one of them
I'm running wild
Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back. Yes, I'm back. Well, I'm back.
Back.
Back in black.
Yes, I'm back in black.
Woo!
Straight up, bitch.
Who wins?
Only you can decide, okay?
0800 dial ZM.
The phone lines are open now.
I want to get a Southern Cross tattoo.
It's a hard song to sing.
It's a really hard song to sing.
It's very hard.
Pick a winner for us if you can.
0800 dial ZM.
You can text us a review if you like as well.
9696.
And we'll be back with the winner of Friday Okie.
ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.
The Friday Okie.
You know the deal.
We go head to head singing a different song every week
and you pick who the winner is.
I love reading the text on Friday Okie.
Yeah.
Is there some positive feedback for us or constructive feedback at least?
You know, yeah, a bit of both.
Yeah, a bit of both.
Someone said I had to turn my volume down on Brie. People were looking at me weird from the other car. to feedback at least? You know, yeah, a bit of both. Yeah, a bit of both.
Someone said I had to turn my volume down on Bree.
People were looking at me weird from the other car.
Love you still though.
Oh, love you too, but you hurt my ears.
I think ACDC, if you're doing it right.
Should hurt your ears?
Should hurt your ears.
Well, who gets the point this week?
Who takes out Friday Oki?
Was it my version of Back in Black? Well, I'm back.
Back.
Yes, I'm back in black.
Yes, I'm back in black.
Or was it Bree's?
Well, I'm back.
Back.
Back in black.
Yes, I'm back in black black Apologies to all the cats.
Brie goes, the worst part about this segment is we're doing our best.
We're actually genuinely doing our best.
So who wins?
Chantal, you're going to cast the first of five votes.
Good afternoon.
Happy Friday.
Hi, guys.
Thanks.
Unfortunately, I think Brie sounded a bit like a strangled cat,
so my vote is going with Clint. No worries. But what a bit like a strangled cat, so my vote is going with Clint.
No worries.
But what's wrong with a strangled cat?
They shouldn't strangle a cat.
No?
It was quite scary.
Never shake a baby, never strangle a cat.
I haven't got that review before.
Thank you, Chantal.
Liam's here.
Happy Friday, Liam.
Hi, Liam.
Hi, guys.
How's it going?
Good, thank you, mate.
Who are you voting for?
Come on, I need a vote.
Yeah, I'm going to have to go with Clint on this one.
He just made the vote, you know?
It's Akedaka.
Yeah, it's back in black.
It's running in my blood.
Yeah, it's running in my blood too.
You know, I'm from Rotorua.
This is our national anthem.
I've seen them in concert.
So have I.
So have I.
Before or after the lead singer died?
You didn't see them before the lead singer died.
That was a trick question.
You're lucky you passed.
I was going to say, how old are you?
Okay, thank you, Liam.
Let's keep going with the votes.
Rachel, hi.
Hi, team.
Hi, Rach.
Happy Friday.
You too.
Give it to us.
What's the gun?
I'm so sorry, Bree, but I'm going Clint.
Oh, that means I've lost already.
Thanks, Rachel.
Is that right?
You're welcome.
Yeah, it does mean you've lost already.
But let's round it out anyway.
People have been kind enough to call through,
so they deserve to have their voice heard.
Nah, I don't think we need to.
Samantha, hi.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Oh, I know how this is going to go.
Great to have you on here on a Friday.
Who's your vote for Friday, Oki?
My vote is also for Clint.
I'm really sorry, Bree.
It probably didn't help the fact that I listened to you most of the day.
I heard about this.
You know what?
And I feel like Clint should be disqualified.
Oh, yeah.
No, I was hyping you up.
I've been playing Bree's version on here all day.
Samantha, what do you think?
Is it a disqualification because he's been playing my version
throughout the day without my knowledge?
I do think it's a little unfair that I've noticed your version
does get played beforehand and Clint's never really does.
No, I went first this time.
I went first.
Yeah, but I just never really hear it beforehand.
I don't want to say this, but it doesn't matter what Samantha says.
I've already...
Well, it matters to me, Sam.
No, it does.
I love you.
And you do matter, Samantha.
Thank you.
One last one.
Oh, no, we don't have to go to the fifth.
David, good afternoon.
Hi, Dave.
Hi, David.
You sound like a man.
I've had a rough afternoon, David.
Appreciate academic...
Bree, Bree, Bree.
What can I say?
Look, if it was purely entertainment to tell you,
you would have done it.
It's still got me laughing,
and I'm still laughing over hearing it.
Well, you're welcome.
But unfortunately, I'm going with Clint.
So, Clint, you're five out of five.
Five out of five.
It's a white wash.
David, I've never had a five out of five.
Or a black wash.
It's a black wash.
Thank you very much.
Hey, you have a fantastic weekend, David.
You're a great New Zealander.
Will do.
You average.
You average, David.
There we go.
I'm devastated with that.
I don't enjoy this part, but to the Victor go the spoils,
the victorious replay.
As if you don't enjoy it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Guess I'm back in black.
Guess I'm back in black.
There you go.
Birthday bang.
No, Friday Oaky for another week.
Birthday banger is next.
Birthday banger is next.
If you want your song on,
the song that was number one on your 16th birthday.
It's going to haunt me all weekend.
Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It 16th birthday. It's going to haunt me all weekend. Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
A.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
For a Friday birthday banger, I want something we've never played before.
Okay.
That's what I'm feeling today.
Yeah.
I mean, Double Queen, it was an iconic moment.
That happened twice.
But I would love it again.
Oh, what if we got an ACDC song? I'd love moment. That happened twice. But I would love it again.
Oh, what if we got an ACDC song?
I'd love that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we can't pick these things.
You can't predict them because you don't know who's going to get through and you don't know their birthday.
But let's start with Gemma.
Hi, Gemma.
Hi, Gemma.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Gem?
4th of September, 1990.
Okay.
You were 16 in 2006 on the 4th of September.
And Gemma, this is your birthday banger.
I'm bringing sexy back.
Yup.
The mother brothers don't know how to act.
Yup.
I think it's special.
Justin Timberlake, Sexy Back.
Yeah.
Arguably.
That's a good song.
Yeah, arguably his biggest song ever.
I remember I was dating this guy around the time that song was big,
and I was like, you've got a sexy back.
He really did.
Did he have a sexy back?
He had such a sexy back.
I find men's backs really sexy.
Did he have any back knee?
No, he had no back knee, no hair.
No hair.
He was hairless.
Right, okay.
Well, we know what you like in backs.
Wait there, Gemma.
We'll see if you're the winner.
Hayley's here.
Hi, Hayley.
Hi, Hayley.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Hayley?
20th of July, 1984.
Okay, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 20th of July,
and to hit the millennium, this went number one.
Oh, just hold me again.
Can you help me?
I'm so scared.
Oh, Matchbox 20.
Matchbox 20.
They were huge.
Weren't they?
What's Rob Thomas doing?
Rob Thomas did some solo stuff.
Which I didn't mind.
And I wouldn't be surprised if they're just doing a Matchbox 20 greatest hits tour now.
It'd be great.
What do you think, Hayley?
Yeah, not a bad song.
I don't...
And I say this as a Matchbox 20 fan. 3 a.m., is that what you're going toley? Yeah, not a bad song. I don't... And I say this as a Matchbox 20 fan.
Well, I guess it's not 3am.
Is that what you're going to say?
It's not their best song.
I mean, I wouldn't even put it in their top five songs.
Okay, name your top five then.
3am.
No, we'll wait.
We'll wait.
We've got time.
I actually really like Matchbox 20.
Hayley, we've got time, don't we? Yeah'll wait. We've got time. I actually really like Max Box 20. Hayley, we've got time, don't we?
Yeah.
Yeah, we've got time.
It's been a long day.
Oh, it's how well I can have.
Whatever that one is.
Oh, well, I'll barely give you that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's two.
I guess bent.
I don't know.
Fine.
There's more.
I need to look at my...
It's in your top five
I need to go to my CD shelf
Emma
Hi Emma
Hi Em
Hi
Happy Friday
You too
What's your birthday Emma?
23rd of December 1990
Can I just say
Before we do Emma's birthday
Yeah
I'm so sorry Em
Why?
Because you've got a birthday
You've got a birthday like mine
Right near Christmas
I just wanted to say
I'm so sorry.
I understand. Thank you. Oh, is it 23rd of
December, was it? Yes. Yeah.
I get it, Emma. I feel your pain, but
we'll do your birthday banger anyway. Bloody Jesus,
such a showboater, eh? Always overshadowing
everyone else's. Always. He takes all
the attention. Oh, he's such a
martyr. Okay,
you were 16
in 2006 on the 23rd of December
and on that day this was number one.
Green Day.
Green Day, yes.
Yeah, the Saints are coming.
1990, yeah, that makes us 2006.
Yes, you were 16 in 2006.
Oh, my God, I feel so old.
I don't remember that song.
Don't you?
It's when you two collabed with Green Day.
Oh, is it a you two Green Day collab?
I don't know who's on the track first.
Why do you hate you two so much?
Do you hate you two, Em?
Yeah, look,
I'm not a fan. You know what?
I didn't appreciate when they forced their
album upon all of us. I think it's that album.
No, that was Bad Taste. Yeah, it was
that album. I think it's that album. Did Emma
say that was Bad Taste? That was Bad Taste.
Okay, wait there, Em.
I think quite a tough decision.
Bent Matchbox
20. I know you want Bent Matchbox 20.
Boom!
It's not the best Matchbox 20 song, though.
Yeah, but we've played not the best song of a lot of people on this segment.
Has anyone texted in and said they want Bent?
Has anyone gone, that's the Matchbox 20 song I want?
Oh, yeah, there's a text there.
I'm just going to have a check.
I'll say Push is another one of my favourite Matchbox 20 songs, by the way.
Oh, now you're Googling it.
I'll also say Unwell.
Oh, I do love that song.
Let's See How Far We've Come is another good one.
Should we just pick the best Matchbox 20 song?
Look, it's a bold call.
What's Unwell sound like?
How does it go again?
You can tell it's a Friday.
Unwell sounds like this.
No, that's not right.
That's not right.
Not right for a Friday.
Maybe 3am is the pick.
Is it 3am?
But it is the most common.
Matchbox 20.
No, producer Ben's saying no.
What do you guys think?
3am Matchbox 20 sounds like this.
Oh, come on.
It's this.
It's this. It's this.
You're nitpicking if you say this is not.
You're trying to be alternative.
Producers?
See, my issue is that's against the birthday banger rules.
Oh, shut up.
No, but let Hayley decide.
Definitely let Hayley.
Okay, let's let Hayley decide.
If you're going to go with Matchbox 20, she gets to decide.
Hayley, we've decided that Matchbox 20 wins birthday banger,
but in an unprecedented change of events,
you get to choose which Matchbox 20 song.
Is it Bent or is it 3am?
No, she can pick from any.
We'll have to go 3am.
She's done it.
She's made the right decision.
I love how Hayley goes, it's my time to step up.
No, it's 3am, guys. That's what's happening. Hayley, you've trained all time to step up. Yep, no, it's 3 a.m., guys.
That's what's happening.
Hayley, you've trained all your life for this.
This was your moment.
The guys need you now.
And you've done a great job.
Congratulations.
Here's your alternative birthday banger.
Nice work, Hayley.
Thank you.
Bree and Clint, in him.
She said it's cold outside.
She hears me wrinkle. She's always worried about things like that.
She said it's all going to end and it might as well be my fault.
She only sleeps when it's raining
And she screams
And her voice is straining
She says, baby
You scream, I must be alone later
She says, baby
Well, I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes.
And the rain's gonna wash away, I believe it.
She's got a little bit of something.
God, it's better than nothing And in her colored portrait
She believes that she's got it all
She swears the moon don't hang
Quite as high as it used to
She almost sleeps when it's raining
And she screams
And her voice is straining
She says, baby
When it's three a.m. I must be lonely
Heaven, she says, baby, I am late
Well, I can't help but be scared of it all
Sometimes it's always gonna wash away, I believe
Yes She believes that life isn't made up of all that she used to
And the clock on the wall has been stuck at three for days and days She thinks that happiness
Is a map that sits on her doorway
But outside
It stopped raining
And she says, baby
Well, it's 3 a.m.
I must be lonely And she says, baby, well, it's 3 a.m., I must be lonely.
Heaven, she says, baby, well, I can't help but be scared of it all.
Sometimes the rain's gonna wash away, I believe this.
Well, it's 3 a.m., I must be lonely We're having a success baby
Well I can't help but be scared at all sometimes
ZM Bree and Clay, that's the winner of Birthday Banger.
It's Matchbox 20 and 3am.
I love the hell out of that album.
Yeah.
That was a great album.
The guy with the leather helmet and the goggles on of that album. Yeah. What was it called? What was it called?
The guy with the leather helmet and the goggles on,
that's the album?
No, I think it was Rob Thomas standing in the street.
Hold on. Downside the Upside or something, wasn't it called?
Matchbox 20 album covers.
Oh, do we have it?
Oh, yeah.
What was it called?
So there was, hold on.
Yourself or Someone Like You.
That's it, that's it.
The other big one.
Yeah.
More Than You Think You Are is the other big album, I think, for them.
Oh, God, we're old.
Yeah, let's go to a song.
Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Look, yesterday around this time I said grab your popcorn
because there is a drama unravelling in England on Twitter
that has captured the country.
Everyone can't look away from it.
It's between a couple of WAGs,
which are the wives of a couple of professional football players.
Who are a very big deal in the UK.
Huge.
The WAGs are almost as famous as the football players themselves sometimes.
They're massive.
So is it Wayne Rooney?
So Wayne Rooney is a former Manchester United.
Yes.
He's an England striker, I believe.
He's big deal.
Probably one of the biggest players in the last 10 years.
100%.
Super famous.
His wife, Colleen Rooney, has been on this investigation of her own
where she noticed that someone in her close net group
was releasing private stories.
Off her private social media, right?
Off her private social media. So all of her Instagram and Twitter and all that was set private stories. Off their private social media, right? Off their private social media.
So all of her Instagram and Twitter and all that was set to private.
She was putting stuff on her private accounts that the stories were then being leaked.
To the tabloids.
To the tabloids.
And she was like, what is going on?
This went on for a couple of years.
She eventually launched this investigation by herself where she blocked every single one of her people on Instagram
apart from one person who she thought she had an inkling
was releasing and going to the tabloids with this story.
Yeah, that person was also a wag, right?
Yeah, so her name was Rebecca Vardy.
She's also a wag, big time.
Jamie Vardy. Jamie Vardy. So she's the wife of Jamie Vardy who's also a wag, big time. Jamie Vardy.
Jamie Vardy.
So she's the wife of Jamie Vardy who's also a big time football player.
Anyway, so this story is broken out on Twitter.
Colleen Rooney released this statement and then she outed Rebecca Vardy
on Twitter.
Anyway, I don't condone this, but obviously Rebecca Vardy has then copped
quite a lot of hate online, which I don't condone this, but obviously Rebecca Vardy has then copped quite a lot of hate online, which I don't condone.
No, no, neither do I.
Especially the stuff that she has been getting.
But you know what?
It's interesting to see the developments that have now occurred.
So get this.
So Rebecca Vardy has come out and she has said it'll be her life mission now
to find out the real person that has been doing this
because she vows it was not her.
She believes that someone else has been,
that has had access to Colleen Rooney's account has done this.
Okay.
So this is what she's going with.
And she says, I will get to the bottom of this if it's the last thing I do.
And she said when she does, she said she doesn't want the real person,
the real culprit to cop what she's been copping so she won't release their name.
Oh, she'll keep it a secret because she's the bigger person.
Right.
Okay.
So that's happened.
There's also another ex-wag of another football player.
Her name's Danielle Lloyd who went on to a morning show for something else
and she was talking about whatever and they asked her about this
because obviously it's the biggest story in England right now.
Anyway, this is horrible.
But apparently the chick said, you know what, it doesn't surprise me.
About Rebecca Vardy? This is horrible, but apparently the chick said, you know what, it doesn't surprise me.
Right, about Rebecca Vardy.
About Rebecca Vardy.
I've had run-ins with her before.
Oh, God.
So now there's a fight between Rebecca and Danielle and Rebecca's saying that, you know.
This is what they need to do.
This is what they need to do.
They need to cancel the next season of Love Island.
It doesn't matter how far through production they are.
They need to put these wags in the house together
because I would watch that shit.
And let them deal with it.
I would watch that.
Just put them in the house and say,
winner gets, I don't know, they're already rich,
what price do they want?
I don't even know what they want.
But just put them in a house and let us watch
because I reckon it'll be vicious.
You need to clip their fingernails
before they go into the house
because otherwise one of them's going to lose an eyeball
or something like that.
But after that, let them go.
Like you'd quit social media. Yeah. an eyeball or something like that. But after that, let them go. Let them go.
Quit social media.
Yeah.
Just quit social media after that.
Just log out.
Log out.
Don't go back on.
Yeah.
No, it's better for you.
It's better for everyone.
The most unforgettable name at ZM's Friday Jams Live.
He's got his own me.
He's so dirty.
I spilled rice on the floor and didn't clean it up
Yuck
He's been to NZ three times
New Zealand has some of the best hearted people
Bree and Clint, the podcast
ZM
All this week we've been giving out Samsung S9 phones
Thanks to Two Degrees
To people who share their awkward dating app stories with us
Yeah, they've been texting them in on 9696
And we just call one back
Get them to tell the most awkward dating story of their life, probably, and they win a phone.
Today, it's Amy. Hi, Amy.
Hi.
Amy, are you ready to embarrass yourself on the radio?
Yeah.
Tell us what happened. So obviously he's reached him to date after a big long relationship and chatted to this really awesome guy for like three weeks,
organised a date and a meet up.
And then I got there to find that it was my ex sitting there
who catfished me the whole time.
Your ex?
I was about to swear then.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What an arsehole.
So he got fake photos, I assume?
Complete fake photos.
What kind of creep slash soul?
Who does that?
Why would he put so much effort into that?
That's pure psychopath material.
What happened then?
Like, what happened once you realised it was him?
I just freaked out and walked away.
Just left straight away.
I don't even know what to say.
Did you ever find out
Why he did it?
No
No
Are you
Are you free of him now?
Like are you
Are you safe?
Yeah
Yeah
He had to go down
The whole trespass
Situation
Oh
That's full on
Look if you need to change
Phone numbers
I've got a great new phone
That you can put your new
SIM card in okay
Exciting
For sharing your
He's not getting hacked
Exactly I don't I don't know if that was an awkward Or a terrifying dating app story Yeah phone that you can put your new SIM card in, okay? Exciting. For sharing your... Stop getting hacked.
Exactly.
I don't know if that was an awkward or a terrifying dating app story, but thanks to Two Degrees we've got a brand new Samsung S9 for you.
Awesome.
Thanks so much, guys.
Have a good weekend, Amy.
Thanks.
See ya.
Bye.
We're going to do one more of these on Monday, so if you still have one, you can text it
to 9696.
The results of the Two Degrees Good Chat Relationship Study are out. More than
11% of Kiwis would prefer to meet a
partner through a dating app. Just
hopefully not their ex. Yeah, not an ex-partner.
A new one.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM. Interesting news this week.
Some supermarkets around New Zealand
are going to introduce a thing called
Quiet Hours, where they're going to introduce a thing called quiet hours,
where they're going to make the supermarket quieter and less overloading for the sensors.
I've seen that they've done this in a number of different countries, or they've trialed it at least.
I remember when they trialed it in Australia, and it was mainly for parents who had autistic children.
Oh, yeah?
And they used to ride into the supermarkets and say, you know,
it's really hard to bring my kids here because of these reasons.
We naturally, you and I, are quite loud people, I feel.
We wouldn't be very good at our job if we weren't.
No, we're very loud, obnoxious, annoying people.
Yes, you're right.
The polite term for it is extroverted.
The impolite
term is, yeah, obnoxious.
Why don't we try and be quiet
for a bit? I'll tell you the rest of the information
about these quiet hours,
but can we be quiet? Can we actually try
and be quiet? We'll get the producers to do it
too. You guys can be a part of this, but only if you promise
to be quiet. So we'll bring
maybe just bring the level down to here
Can we talk about it down here?
Is this okay?
No you're being too loud
Am I still too loud?
Yeah you're being too loud
What if I talk about it down here?
Ellie stop moving around
What are you doing?
Anyway
Why is it when you talk quiet
You talk slow?
Yeah I don't know
That's a really good point
I don't do it on purpose
It sounds
Also sounds like
Ellie
Stop moving
I'm trying to be quiet The sensory They do it on purpose. It also sounds like... Ellie! Stop moving.
I'm trying to be quiet.
The sensory, the quiet hours at the supermarket... Oh, it's relaxing.
...are going to be 2.30 until 3.30 in the afternoon.
In the Arvo?
Yeah.
Why do you think at that time?
It must be the downtime.
It must be when less people go to the supermarket anyway
because part of the noise is the people that are in there.
I've got a question.
Yeah.
What's your question?
How many people do you think since we started talking quietly
have turned up their radio?
Oh, and what if we got really loud all of a sudden?
Don't make me laugh.
No, don't do that.
Look out!
Oh, that hurt my ears.
Oh!