ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 12th 2018
Episode Date: October 12, 2018Yay/Nay on sublettingThe Bisexualor – Ivana Escape Hunt debriefMen are obsoleteBirthday Banger!The Bisexualor – Annelise debriefThe Bisexualor – The Eliminations!Chat-RouletteThe Bachelor AUS ri...ngDid you hook up with siblings?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Z-Dams!
Let's go!
Now let me see you dance!
Z-Dams, Brie and Clint.
Woo!
Is this thing working? We live? Yeah, I think we're good.
G'day, mate!
G'day, mate!
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday to you.
Huge show.
We are going to eliminate two people from the bisexual this afternoon.
That'll happen at five o'clock today.
No, mate. That's not what's happening.
Three people are getting eliminated this afternoon.
If you missed it yesterday,
Ivana, the intruder, entered the competition
and turned this whole thing upside down.
That's right.
How could I forget?
Right now, though, our boy Gary is on the streets of New Zealand
singing the same Mumford & Sons long over and over and over again.
I still love the song, though. Great song. Can he hear us?
Yeah, no, he can't hear us.
He's got a bigger guitar today.
He is live on the ZM Facebook.
This is a live stream of him right now.
Do you know where it is?
I know where it is.
So he's been in Auckland.
He's been in Auckland.
He's been in Wellington. No. He hasn't been in Wellington. No, he's been in Tauranga. Right, and he's been in Auckland. He's been in Auckland. He's been in Wellington.
No.
He hasn't been in Wellington.
No, he's been in Tauranga.
Right, and he's been in Christchurch.
Yes.
Is it Wellington today?
Do you want me to say?
My waters say Wellington.
I feel like it's unfair to say on the radio.
Yeah, don't say it. Like, people who know this should be the ones,
who can recognise it, should be the ones to get it.
If you get to Gary First,
there are two Mumford & Sons tickets
up for grabs
on their Delta tour
that are here
on the 12th of January
to play Western Springs.
Please put Gary
out of his misery
this is his last day.
Be quick
so he can come back.
First one there
can have those tickets.
Okay, Bree and Clint
next we need to talk
about a case of flat etiquette.
Something's going down in my flat.
Something major.
I feel a major breach of flat etiquette.
Actually, we're going to address it next.
But right now, here's Jessie J.
I'm feeling sexy and free.
Guys.
Like glitter's raining on me.
Okay, I've got the joke.
It's not funny.
You're like a shop of pure, I've got the joke. It's not funny. You're like a sharp, pure ghost.
You guys are dicks.
I think I'm about to explode.
I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air.
And I'm breathing like a goblin got a dick in me there.
Don't you know?
You spin me out of control. This is Bree's impersonation of Jessie J from yesterday.
Channing Tatum is now dating Jessie J, so I said to Brie,
why don't you become Jessie J and then you'll get closer to Channing Tatum.
Hey, after hearing my rendition, I'm in with a shock.
Oh, God, it makes me laugh every single time.
God damn you, Clinton Roberts.
Okay, here's Jessie J.
Are you joking? No, it's me laugh every single time. God damn you, Clinton Roberts. Okay, here's Jessie J. Are you joking?
No, it's actually Jessie J now.
Thank God.
I'm feeling sexy and free.
Good from you guys.
The weather's raining on me.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
Right now, though, I need to address a bit of flat etiquette,
and it's not even my flat, it's yours, Brie.
It's something I mentioned during this week
and you were shocked by it.
I think you're being taken for a bit of a ride.
I think that maybe someone is,
someone's having a bit of a laugh with you.
So at the moment, your flatmate
and good friend of both of ours is overseas.
She's gone on a trip to Europe.
Looks awesome.
Three weeks.
She has sublet her room in your house to a stranger.
So for the three weeks that she's away,
you are living with a random that you don't know.
Technically, yeah.
To me, she's a stranger.
To Annabelle, my flatmate, they know each other.
Oh, I didn't know that. I thought she'd literally gone like Airbnb styles
and rented out her room. I don't know how well they know each other
but they do know each other. So she's trying to recoup
the cost because it's expensive to go on a holiday like that. Yeah, exactly. And obviously rent's not cheap
so she's trying to cover the cost back home while she's over there. But come on.
So that means me and my other flatmate,
when we thought we were going to have, you know,
a pretty quiet flat for the next three weeks,
turns out that's not the case
and she told us this when she was already overseas.
You're extra pissed off too because your mate Alan's flying over from Australia
and you thought he was going to have his own bed.
Yeah, because Annabelle, my flatmate,
offered Alan, my friend, her room while he was here.
And I was like, great, because he's six foot six
and him in my bed, not comfy.
Also, I think Alan's a lot like me.
I reckon he's a very humpy sleeper.
Yeah, no comment.
It's a subconscious thing.
You just latch on to whatever's in the bed next to you and you just...
Things got weird last night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's beside the point.
You now have someone living in your house that you don't know.
Flatting is such an intimate thing.
Like living with someone,
they get to see you when you're walking from the shower to your bedroom and your towel.
It's all my personal stuff in the kitchen.
You have to share a toilet with them.
Yeah, it's weird.
I walked out literally yesterday morning and literally got the shit scared out of me
because there was this random girl there
that I had no idea who it was.
When you bring someone into the flat,
like flatting is all about living with strangers
and meeting new people,
but at least you get to audition them.
Exactly.
At least you get to bring them over for like a meeting
and everyone discusses them.
You get to judge them and then pick them.
You Facebook stalk them.
Yeah.
All that stuff.
This one, she's been thrust upon you.
Do you get any of the money?
Like, does any of the rent that she's paying from the subletting,
does that go to you?
Negative.
But you've got a babysitter.
I know.
It goes all to Annabelle's rent.
And then, in a twist of events,
the girl whose subletting has locked herself out
and then I've had to help her
and then, you know, it's putting me out a little bit
because I'm, you know, it's a bit of a
hassle. It's really big in Australia.
When my wife Lucy was living over there, that was
the done thing. Really? Yeah, if you're going away
for a couple of weeks, you just did it. You just put it on
Gumtree, which is their trade me, and you
just sub there. Find someone to live in your room.
And it was just accepted because everybody
did it. I don't think it's that normal in
New Zealand. I think,
and I don't want to get your flatmate arrested,
I think it's actually illegal.
Is it?
I think, yeah, because, yeah.
We're just kidding.
This is all just for radio.
Maybe we're being precious, though.
Maybe we are.
Maybe we're being oversensitive.
I mean, I think you were more shocked than me.
I was kind of like, oh, okay.
Whatever. I don't love it, oh, okay. Whatever.
I don't love it.
Don't pretend like you're the one that's cool with it.
Why else were you moaning to the group about it?
I wasn't.
I was just getting your opinion.
Let's just use our platform this afternoon here on the radio waves.
Where we sort out all of our everyday life drama.
Exactly.
Let's take the pulse of the nation, shall we?
Oh, I like this.
I would love to hear New Zealand's opinion.
Subletting your room when you go away,
when you flat with other people,
you renting it out to a stranger while you're away.
Yes or no?
Fair, unfair.
Legit, not legit.
Cool, not cool.
No, we get it.
We get it.
0800 dial ZM or text us 9696.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
We asked a question before and-
No, you asked the question and now we're in the shit.
You told me about it.
Yeah.
You told, I told, you knew we were doing this.
Off the radio.
So we asked the question about somebody we know and-
No, it's not someone we know.
It was a hypothetical.
Oh yeah, now we're saying it's a hypothetical imaginary person.
No, it is a hypothetical. Because the results have come back and it's not someone we know. It was a hypothetical. Oh, yeah. Now we're saying it's a hypothetical imaginary person.
No, it is a hypothetical.
Because the results have come back and it's probably illegal.
So we don't know the person and we don't know where it's happening either.
No, no, no.
Hypothetically, though.
Hypothetically, if someone you knew was subletting their room when they went on holiday in your flat,
so your flatmate was subletting their room. To a stranger. Or maybe flat. So your flatmate was subletting their room.
To a stranger.
Or maybe someone they know, but you don't know.
To anyone.
Yeah.
Is that cool or not cool?
That's all we're asking.
Cool or uncool?
Jess, what do you reckon?
100% not cool.
Why do you say that, Jess?
Because we live in like a really new pretty house and I just wouldn't allow it.
But the kicker is that we decided we're going to move out
and so we're going down to Wellington
to live in someone else's sublet.
Oh, so you're not keen for it to happen to you,
but you're going to do it.
Yeah, so basically it's okay.
Hippocrate.
Potcattle black.
Potcattle black.
Basically, yeah.
Yeah, well, to be honest, Jess, why should you care?
Hey, get ahead, Jess.
Why not?
You're just renting a room.
That's all you're doing, right?
Someone made a good point.
They're like, if you come in there, Jess, and you wreck the carpet,
you're not on the lease.
No, I'm not.
Who's source is that?
It goes back to the person who sublet it, I guess, but.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, but then that's my, I mean, that's the hypothetical person's bond.
That's on bond. I mean, that's the hypothetical person's bond. Dan. That's on the lease.
Dan, is subletting your room legit or not legit?
Nah, not legit, bro.
Why?
Oh, I mean, I found myself in the same situation
when I was the leaseholder of this house.
Oh, yeah, so the house was in your name.
Yeah.
So it was in my name and my house was in your name? Yeah. So it was in
my name and my other flatmate's
name. Yeah. And
we had a room upstairs that we'd
sort of sublet to somebody else
through us
and then he sublet it to someone else
when he went to India. Oh god.
And then this person, well
me and my other flatmate that were on the lease
were away on a trip down south.
No, don't tell me he sublet the sublet.
Nah, he had a massive party.
Oh, no.
There was no one to be seen when we got back,
but there was holes through the walls.
There was entire walls missing.
Far out.
They redecorated.
The furniture was on the roof of the house.
Yeah, because you don't know who these people are subletting the sublet to.
No, no.
That's the thing.
God, all right.
Could be anyone.
Someone's not getting their bond back.
Michael.
What do you reckon?
Subletting your room to someone when you live with people?
Because before you answer, Michael,
you get what this person's trying to do, right?
They're not in their room, but they still have to pay the rent.
They've gone on an expensive trip.
They're just trying to get
some of their money back.
Is it at all legit
in your opinion?
Nah, that's not cool
unless the rest of the flat
is keen on it.
What if the rest of the flat
are okay about it?
Yeah, then that'd be cool
if they'd like, you know,
buy some beers
or some wine for everyone.
Because I feel like
the only people...
I love how legit
it is in New Zealand.
Don't pay a fee.
Don't sign an arrangement. Just, oh, just grab us a box and maybe a couple... I love how legit it is in New Zealand. Don't pay a fee. Don't sign an arrangement.
Just, oh, just grab us a box and maybe a couple...
I'd be happy with that.
Yeah, as long as they pay for their rent and internet.
Like, I mean, not chipping in for the power while they're gone
because they're not there.
Well, that's true.
My flatmate's going away for three weeks,
so I'm paying for his rent because I'm just...
You know, because he's been living with me for six months, no drama.
So I'm paying for him for three weeks. What? So you're just paying for him? Yeah, because he's been living with me for six months, no drama. So I'm paying for him for three weeks.
What? So you're just paying for him?
Yeah, because he's not going to be here
and he hasn't missed a payment in six months.
So it's like a returning
favour. Right.
What?
Can you come live with me?
We've got a room spare at the moment.
I was going to say, you want to sublet out to him?
I mean, the hypothetical situation
has a room spare. Sean, you get the last say. Are you want to sublet out to her? I mean, the hypothetical situation that has a room spare.
Sean, you get the last say. Are you going to stand up
for subletting at all?
No, I'd say absolutely not.
Cool. I mean,
the main reason is because the landlord
has the contract with the current tenants
and there's no obligation
on the sublease fee to...
Oh, don't worry. We've just been given
a full spiel on the legal details of it.
We understand.
And I mean, hypothetically, it's bad.
Hypothetically, someone could be going to jail.
Yeah.
I mean, we're fine because it's a hypothetical, but...
Yeah, yeah.
You know, if it was a true story, I mean, yeah, bad.
Someone has texted us and said,
it's just me and my partner who live together.
What about when she goes on holiday?
Can I sublet the other half of our bedroom to somebody?
Again, illegal.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
Oh, Clinton, Clinton, Clinton.
The bisexualer.
When you thought it couldn't get any juicier, you thought wrong.
So.
Yeah, play it. Oh. Anne-Lise, we introduce you to the intruder, Ivana.
Oh.
Get out the way.
Get out the way.
This competition is consuming my entire life, and I love it.
I'm so invested.
If you've just joined us, Anne-Lise, our 23-year-old bisexual woman,
has been dating three guys, three girls.
She eliminated two last week.
She's been dating four people this week.
She thought she had her mind made up.
She thought she knew who she was going to evict today
until we implemented Ivana the intruder.
Ivana the Serbian intruder is with us right now.
Hi, Ivana.
Hey, how's it going, guys?
It's going good.
You have been given a 24-hour window
to really fight your way into this competition.
I know.
You've got to remember that yesterday
when we talked to Anne-Lise,
she said she'd made her mind up about who was going home.
She said, I know exactly who's staying.
I know who's going.
It's done.
Yeah, I heard that.
I heard.
I think she changed her mind.
I think.
Well, you two spent about an hour and a half locked in a dark room together yesterday.
We did.
It was pretty nice.
It was an escape room.
How did it go?
Tell us what went down.
No, it was pretty good.
We just, you know, a lot of puzzle pieces went together.
It was dark.
It got a bit touchy-feely.
You know, can't see everything.
It was good.
If you want to see the video
of the date, it's up on our Facebook page
right now. And let me say
I can see... Oh God,
you're a good flirt. Me? You had
your game pants on. I don't
flirt. It's not my fault.
I'm just me.
Can we isolate that piece of audio?
You're literally, you are flirting
right now with the whole country.
I'm so not.
You are.
Okay.
I think it's her accent.
You've said to us, and you just said it there before,
you think you're safe.
I think so.
What did Anne-Lise, you said off air,
what did she say to you after the date?
Well, she said that she had her mind made up
and then I came in the picture and she was like,
now I don't know what to do tomorrow.
And I was like, I'll make it easy for you.
You pick me and someone else.
We've said to Anne-Lise,
you no longer have to eliminate one boy, one girl.
Because it's unfair.
There's more girls than there are boys in there now.
Yes.
So, no, Anne, Ivana, I'm getting to you, okay?
Stop flirting with Clint.
She could potentially, if she likes you and another girl,
get rid of both of the boys today.
She could get rid of Tommy and Willie.
Then you come in here just before we go on
and you drop a Willie bombshell live on the radio.
What was the Willie bombshell you just dropped?
I just saw him out tonight at the club, like last night at the club.
So you saw him out, Willie the American.
Yeah, he was just out with some mates.
We didn't talk though.
I don't know if he recognised me.
And what did you see Willie doing?
He was just talking to people.
Talking to who?
Just people.
Was there any one particular person?
Somebody blonde.
Somebody blonde, I don't know.
You work in a bar in Auckland.
You work in Ponsonby.
I'm not going to name the bar because I don't know if we can.
Was it at your bar?
No, no, no.
It was in the city.
Right.
Yeah.
You said he was getting close
to a lady. Somebody blonde.
Blonde. Anne-Lise ain't blonde. I'm not gonna say if it's
a lady, but it's somebody blonde.
Just kidding.
Anne-Lise definitely isn't blonde.
Do you think you know what's gonna happen at five o'clock
with the elimination? I have no idea
what's gonna go down.
What do you think's gonna happen?
Ivana, the intruder?
I think that it's going to be a tough choice for her to make.
Yeah.
But I think it's going to be obvious.
No, tell us who's staying.
Me and Jade.
Whoa!
I think Jade's in there, I think.
I feel like you and Jade would get along.
You can see the video of Ivana, the bisexual intruder,
on our Instagram right now if you search Bree and Clint.
But let's just have a little bit of a listen.
This is just one minute out of your date that you had last night.
Hey.
Hi.
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Thanks for having me here.
No, all good.
What are we doing?
So today we're going to do an escape room.
Sounds good.
You okay with that?
A little bit of teamwork?
I'm going to love this.
Excited.
It's nice to be just me and her locked away in a room in the dark, hopefully.
No.
Do we look at these?
I don't know what to expect.
I don't either.
I can tell.
I don't know how to think.
There's a lock.
I'm sorry.
So you poke once where that thing is.
You poke three times that thing is,
you poke three times, four times, two times.
Okay.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Wait, any holes to go?
Another lock.
Oh, come on.
Hey girls, Rhea and Clint here.
This isn't a clue, just wanted to see how you're going.
P.S. Any chance of a kiss?
Nah.
No.
Kiss on the cheek only.
Ten, here we go.
Seven minutes to spear!
Team work, we did it.
I'm feeling pretty confident going into the eliminations.
I think I got the top ten.
I think we worked really well as a team.
It was pretty good because I thought that we'd clash maybe.
Yeah, I think it went really well.
I had a lot of fun.
I think you made a good choice on bringing the intruder in.
Listen to her. Seriously.
Listen to her voice. She's giggling, she's smiling.
She doesn't know what's going on.
Ivana the intruder, we'll see you at 5 o'clock for the elimination, okay?
Yes.
Who will she eliminate?
I really have no idea now.
Love is in the air.
Every sight and every sound.
Bree and Clint on Zit Im.
I dropped a bombshell on you earlier today with this headline.
Scientists have produced stunning results from a lab experiment
and it could be proof that men are no longer needed.
Sorry, what?
Maybe men are becoming obsolete.
Okay.
Okay.
Sure.
Do you want to hear why?
Yeah, yeah.
So there's some researchers over in China
who have developed a way to breed two female mice together.
Oh, come on, scientists.
Why are you doing this to us?
Healthy mice have been bred from two mums
and they've gone on to have normal babies of their own.
Science needs to be stopped.
We have very – look, I know.
As a man –
How crazy is that?
As a man in 2018, I know we're very off-trend.
I know.
Men are off-trend.
Well, we just had Ivana, the bisexual intruder.
She's going to get both the boys in the bisexual competition eliminated by herself.
She's our female mice.
This is the thing.
We have very limited...
Jobs?
Not even jobs.
Just kidding.
Skills these days.
No.
This is what you need us for.
Changing a light bulb?
Oh, yeah.
Changing a light bulb. Oh, yeah. Changing a light bulb.
Oh, car tyre.
Can you change a car tyre?
Yeah, I can.
There's real good tools for that now.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
If something goes bang outside,
got to go outside and see what's there.
And you can go out with your big stabby thing.
Yeah, yeah. The minute you guys get your big stabby thing. Yeah, yeah.
The minute you guys get a big stabby thing, we're done for.
And the only other thing was making you guys some babies.
Now they're going to go and take that off us.
I've got my big stabby thing.
My best mate Alan's here at the moment.
He's my big stabby thing at the moment.
Well, you're telling me he's obsolete.
Well, they're saying that.
So do you want to know exactly how they did it?
Yeah.
Kind of? Yeah. Or is it scary? Well, you're going to tell me what you want to know exactly how they did it? Yeah. Kind of?
Yeah.
Or is it scary?
What, are you going to tell me what position the mice did it in?
No.
So they altered stem cells from a female mouse and injected it into the eggs from another.
Yeah.
So out of 210 embryos, 29 of these survived.
And apparently it's never been done before and they went on to live a fully normal life.
They also tried to do it with the male mice.
Oh, get a man mouse pregnant.
So, mice pups from two dads,
they were also created and born
and they died a day later.
God damn it.
Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger.
You know the deal by now.
Every day we go through three people,
find out what the number one song was on their 16th birthday,
and then we play the best one of all of them.
Today's a really good day, though, for Birthday Banger because every person that gets on air today with Birthday Banger
wins free fuel thanks to mobile.
That's right.
It's Fuel Up Friday
so let's kick it off.
Tennille.
Hi Tennille.
Hi.
Congratulations.
You've got fuel already.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Thank you.
And we'll figure out
your birthday.
Banger, what's your birthday?
21st of May, 93.
Okay Tennille.
You were 16 in 2009
on the 25th of May
and this is your birthday banger. Okay, Tennille, you were 16 in 2009 on the 25th of May,
and this is your birthday banger.
Oh, you get Kerry Hilson and Kanye before he was hanging out with Donald Trump.
Nice.
Make Kanye 2006 again.
Yeah.
Yeah, so good.
It's a good tune, right?
You like that one?
Yeah, I do. Yeah, banger.
Cool, wait there. Next up is Rebecca. Hey, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hi. It's a good tune, right? You like that one? Yeah, I do. Okay, cool. Wait there.
Next up is Rebecca.
Hey, Rebecca.
Hi, Bec.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
The 8th of October, 97.
Okay, Bec, you were 16 in 2013 on the 8th of October,
and top of the charts back in 2013 was this.
Vintage Katy Perry.
Not bad.
Not bad.
She was big in 2013, wasn't she?
Make Katy Perry 2013 again.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Okay, good luck.
Oh, you got that mobile fuel as well.
Well done.
And Emma's on as well.
Hey, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hey.
What's your birthday?
3rd of September, 1994.
Okay, Emma, you were 16 in 2010 on the 3rd of September,
and this was Top of the Charts.
Katy Perry, double drop.
Name double Katy Perry.
Is this off the same record?
No.
No, they're different records?
Different records.
All right, you get Teenage Dream.
How do you feel about that, Emma?
I'm pretty happy about that.
I like that song.
I think that's better than Raw.
What birthday banger should we play, Emma?
Katy Perry.
Which one, though?
Teenage Dream.
Right, okay.
She's fighting for her birthday banger.
She's checking if she would.
Not everybody does, you know?
Yeah, you get the fuel anyway, Emma.
You don't have to fight for your song.
Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Keri Hilson.
I'm feeling some Keri Hilson.
You're feeling some Keri Hilson? Yeah. Oh, feeling some Kerry Hilson. You're feeling some Kerry Hilson?
Yeah.
I actually really,
oh, it's Neo as well.
You can remember that.
It's Neo, Kanye,
and Kerry Hilson.
This is an absolute bop.
Are they fighting over
Kerry Hilson in this song?
I think so.
They are, right?
Tennille, congratulations.
We're playing your birthday banger.
Awesome.
Can I dedicate it to some friend?
Of course.
Go for it.
Quickly, yeah.
Yep.
Before the, um, for the...
Let the games bogan.
Let the games bogan.
That's our team's name.
Sick.
We missed the Kanye rap, so...
Let's...
That again.
Let's...
Anyone else you want to thank, Sunil?
Just my mum and my dad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyone else?
Nah, that's all.
That's it?
Yeah, that's it. Hey, Sunil, if it's okay with else? Nah. That's it? Yeah.
Hey, Tennille, if it's okay with you, can we start the song?
I do, ma'am.
Did she say?
Thank you.
Thanks, Tennille.
Bree and Clint, Tennille.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
Kerry Hilson, that's Knocks You Down.
That's going out to Tennille and her mum and her sister
and her brother and her mailman.
And her teammates.
And the guy who fixed her car in 2006.
Her hairdresser's cousin.
And is that about it?
Her dog.
Yeah, good.
What's that?
A bit more Kerry Hilson.
It's the Pretty Girl Rock.
Oh, yeah, this is a tune.
Where did Kerry Hilton go?
What's your name?
My name is Kerry.
I'm...
Brie and Clint on ZM.
All right, it's time.
The bisexual elimination.
If you're sitting in your car, if you're listening right now,
and you're like, I don't know what's going on.
I'm not up to speed.
I'm not up to date.
I don't care because I don't know what's happening.
We're about to update you.
The fundamental thing you need to know is that
Anne-Lise, our 23-year-old bisexual
Bachelorette.
Love enthusiast, I was going to say.
Is here with us.
She's got four people left, yeah?
There's five people. Oh God,
far out. There's five people left. She's got to eliminate
a lot of people. If you missed it,
here's what you need to know.
We begin this week with four contestants remaining.
Willie.
Bailey.
Tom.
And Jade.
They each got a real date with Anne-Lise, the bisexualer,
to see if they had a real connection.
First up was Willie the American.
He took her rock climbing and was the first and only contestant
to try and kiss her.
Did you ask Anne-Lise for a kiss on your date?
I did. Yes! Good man!
How did you do it? Well, I was waiting for
while nobody was looking. We were away and
I said, hey, let's compete for a kiss
and if I win, I get a kiss.
Nice try, Willie.
Then it was fitness instructor Bailey's
turn to make waves with Anne-Lise
on their speedboat date and waves she
did make with this bombshell.
I still don't feel like there's, like,
the connection that I was hoping for.
I feel like it's still more friendly.
Bombshell.
Enter designer Tom,
who had to battle a fear of heights on the reverse bungee
and the rumours that he was a bit of a player.
So straight up, Tom a bit of a player.
So straight up, Tom, are you a player?
No, I'm not.
I reckon Auckland's just a small place and we've got a few friends, so the sort of Chinese whistle whistle just gets around.
Auckland's a small place and you've dated everyone in it?
No.
How many people have you dated?
That's a tough question.
I can't think about it on the spot.
My feelings on fire.
Guess I'm a bad liar.
Don't hate the player, Anne-Lise.
Just hate Tom.
Kidding.
Finally, it was Fiery Jade and all her tattoos turned
to take a leap of faith in the name of love.
Right off the Auckland Harbour Bridge.
Three, two, one.
Bungee!
Bungee!
Jade wasn't afraid of that,
and she wasn't afraid to throw a bit of shade Tom's way either.
Cue shade from Jade.
You've seen the videos of Tom. Yep. What are your impressions?
Seems like a nice guy. Bit boring for me
but nice enough.
That left our bisexual a pretty sure
she knew what her future looked like. Do you
know who's going home? Yep.
You do? Really?
Until the whole competition was
turned upside down.
Annalise.
We introduce you to the intruder, Ivana.
I knew this was coming.
Hi, I'm Ivana and I'm the intruder.
I'm here to f*** shit up.
Oh snap!
Oh!
Ivana, the Serbian intruder, is now in play and Anne-Lise faces a triple elimination. No one is safe.
Who will go and who will stay?
There are five people and only two roses.
As we speak, Anne-Lise, who looks lovely, by the way.
Thank you.
Is furiously sculling wine.
She said she's very nervous.
She's sweating.
How are you feeling, Annalise?
Oh, gosh.
I don't even know.
You guys really messed things up yesterday.
You were so confident yesterday before you knew about Ivana the intruder.
You said, yep, I've made my decision.
I know who's going home.
And then producer Ben text us last night because he was with you guys
on the Ivana date.
He was like, I think you guys have really confused her.
You guys have confused me so much.
I still don't even know.
What?
We're about to do the elimination and you don't know.
It's fairly soon.
It'll really like, it's like, you know, when someone comes around
and you're out, you know, with friends and you don't know what to order.
Yeah.
And the waitress comes around, you order something,
you're like, I'll just get that.
Trust your gut.
What if we said to you, because it is a triple elimination today,
there are five people there. We need you to eliminate three of them. So essentially just choose that. Trust your gut. What if we said to you, because it is a triple elimination today, there are five people there,
we need you to eliminate three of them,
so essentially just choose two.
Yeah.
What if we said to you today,
you can choose three people?
I would love to pick three people.
Well, unfortunately, you can't.
You've gotten greedy over the last couple of weeks, Annalise.
Yeah, well, you made me, you know?
Like, it's not normal that you date this many people.
It's not normal to show up to McDonald's
and everything on the menu is available to you, you know?
Like, you're in a unique position
and we need you to start making some tough decisions
because next week's the last week.
Next week, you will choose the person
who you go on this overseas holiday with.
Do you feel like you're getting close to the decision?
You know, yesterday I was real set.
I was like, cool, this week's going to be easy.
Next week's going to be the hard week.
And then you did this to me.
And I was so confused.
Didn't know what to do.
And also had so much fun.
I want a one-word review of yours
and the intruder Ivana's date last night.
Amazing.
Oh!
We've arrived folks We've arrived at the second bisexual elimination
The text here that says
You guys said you were going to eliminate someone at 5 o'clock
It's now 20 past
We're sorry
There's a lot of people to get to alright
There's a lot of emotions in play
There are a lot of things that just need to happen
And luckily we're here
If you've missed it, Anne-Lise,
our 23-year-old bisexual bachelorette,
has been dating multiple people.
She eliminated two people last week,
and now it's down to four.
Well, she thought it was down to four yesterday
until we implemented the intruder, Ivana,
and now the competition's back at five people.
Anne-Lise, are you okay?
My heart is, like, in my throat right now.
I can just feel it.
I can feel it in my chest so bad
because I'm just like so anxious about this.
You are standing opposite five beautiful,
funny, charismatic people
who are all here to date you.
How does that feel?
It's weird having like such a massive choice, I guess.
It's like Tinder in real life.
Yeah, but once you swipe them,
it'll take a while for them to leave the room.
That's the thing.
We know how Anne-Lise is feeling.
How are you guys feeling?
Pretty all right.
Can't do a thumbs up on the radio, Jade.
We can't see thumbs up, Jade.
Okay, before we do anything.
It's pretty quiet.
There is a question that we need to ask.
Now, there has been a bit of chat this week from one of the contestants.
So out of courtesy, before we do anything, we're going to ask,
does anybody want to leave the bisexual competition?
If you do, please put your hand up and step forward to the microphone.
Okay.
Whoa. This. Whoa.
This is unexpected.
We have two hands up.
Okay.
They obviously can't see what's going on.
Let's start with Willie.
Willie, your hands up.
Come on over to the microphone.
You want to leave the competition.
Yeah, yeah.
I think after the second date, I me and Elise had me and Elise had a
chance to sit down and talk yeah and I think during that discussion I think it just didn't
click the way that I was wanting it to click I think it was more of a friendly conversation as
well and I think the whole time that we've communicated I think has just been as friends
yep Willie I need to ask we've heard some stuff about you.
We heard last night you were seen out at a bar with a blonde girl.
Is that true?
A friend?
A friend that you met.
Tom just asked Bailey if she was the blonde girl.
Okay, no, that's totally fine.
And we respect your decision.
It's actually better that you're honest.
What do you want to say to Annalise?
No, it was great.
Like, I think you're a great person
and I think it was really nice getting to know you and stuff.
Just, we didn't connect.
And I think you probably feel the same way.
Annalise, is that fair?
Yes.
Yeah, it is?
Okay.
Willie, thanks so much.
Appreciate that, Willie.
You can step aside.
Bailey, come on up to the mic.
Now, you're the person who spoke to us earlier this week
and said that you were having interesting feelings, yeah?
Yeah, I think mine's probably similar to Willie.
I just feel like, yeah, how I said,
I haven't got the connection that I was hoping for
and it's nothing to reflect on you.
And now I don't want to be doing you a disservice
or myself a disservice by continuing on.
It just wouldn't be fair.
Oh my God, it's so weird watching a breakup.
And Bailey was literally staring right at Annalise.
I would not be able to look at the person.
I'd be like looking at my feet.
Bailey, before you make your final decision,
can I convince you to stay
just because I did have my money on you?
I think that that's like super sweet.
But no, you can't.
I'm sorry.
Come on, what's it going to take?
Like I'm in, I'm in.
Clint, you've lost.
Do you want half?
Do you want half?
I'm sorry.
It just wouldn't be fair or kind.
And I see that that's my biggest thing
that I look for.
God damn it.
Don't you hate a good person?
God damn good people.
You've basically said it.
Anything else you want to say to Annalise?
No, I just wish you all the best for the rest of this.
And thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
This is, I don't know what's happening.
Okay, so now what we're left with is three people and two roses.
We have Tom, the designer.
We have Jade, the fiery one.
And we have Ivana, the intruder, remaining.
One of them has to go.
I feel like because of this, we should go to a song.
We're just going to gather our emotions.
I'll play a short one, okay?
A short one and we'll come back and Anne-Lise will pick her final two.
You can give out both your roses.
You need another drink, Anne-Lise?
Get her another drink in here.
I want another wine.
We've all just aged five years in this room, honestly.
Bombshells have just been dropped.
The bisexual Anne Lees,
there was five people left in the competition.
We asked if anyone wanted to leave.
The American Willie and Bailey,
the fitness instructor, have stepped forward.
They've left the competition.
It leaves three people.
I think for quite good reasons.
They just said they're not feeling it.
They don't want to go any further because of that.
The connection's not there,
so they're going to put their hands up and step out
rather than take the place of someone who maybe has a stronger
connection, yeah? Yeah, and Willie has a girlfriend
so it makes it awkward.
You know, Willie, you know who we found out about?
So there's rumours going around that Willie may have had a big
night last night. There may have been a blonde on the scene.
You know who dropped you in that? Ivana.
Yeah. Ivana
the intruder saw you last night, Willie.
Unfortunately, you're
eliminated and you can no longer defend yourself.
We need to put Anne-Lise, the bisexual, out of her misery.
Yeah, please hurry up.
No more ad breaks.
No more song breaks.
We've got two roses and three people.
Anne-Lise, you are looking at Jade.
You are looking at Tom and you are looking at your new friend, Ivana.
When you're ready, tell us who's getting your first rose.
But first of all, please tell us why.
So this person is getting a rose
because I felt extremely comfortable around them.
I felt reassured by them.
And they're just the greatest person to be around.
And if Jade would like to have this rose
heck yeah
Jade is one of our
final two. Jade come here
come up here on the mic. Were you expecting
that? A little bit
Good? Like a confidence?
Away you go. You're free, you're safe.
Congratulations
Okay now let's get down to bit. Good. I like your confidence. Away you go. You're free. You're safe. Congratulations.
Okay. Now let's get down to the really difficult part.
One rose, two people.
Ivana and Tom are linking hands.
Oh, only briefly. I don't think you're...
That was a really awkward
handshake. It was also like a little bit inappropriate.
That's your girlfriend over there, guys. Yeah.
Like literally, you're both... She's allowed
to date multiple people, not you guys.
And, Lise, you said to us just before that you don't even know,
well, just before you didn't know who was getting this rose.
Has people leaving the competition impacted your decision
or are you still, this is the way you were leaning?
No, this is the way I was leaning.
I was kidding before I did know who it was going to be.
Oh, you're good. I just didn't want to I was leaning. I was kidding before I did know who it was going to be. Oh, you're good.
I just didn't want to give anything away.
You're good.
I'm hooked.
When you're ready,
tell us, first of all,
why the second finalist,
second and final finalist is going through
and then tell us who it is.
I felt like this person was really easy to talk to.
They,
I really felt like myself when I was around them,
immediately felt comfortable.
This has been like a really hard decision, but... Oh, God, I don't think that's going to happen.
Just like build the tension a little bit.
Yeah, just pause for effect.
Do you need an air break?
No.
Let's not go to the damn ads.
Let's get this over and done with, okay?
Okay.
So if Tom would like to accept this ads. Let's get this over and done with, okay? So if
Tom would like to accept this rose.
I'm up to
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's it.
Ivana, come on up here. Ivana, come on up here.
There's a microphone right there. Come on over to the mic.
Girl, we've known you for 24 hours. I know. And I don't know what it is, whether it up here. Ivana, come on up here. There's a microphone right there. Come on over to the mic. Hello. Girl, we've known you for 24 hours.
I know.
And I don't know what it is, whether it was your confidence or what,
but I thought you were a sure thing.
I thought you were about to take out the whole competition.
I asked the girls in the office earlier today,
who are your bets on?
I'm no joke.
Everyone said you.
Oh, wow.
That's all right.
There's a few girls out there that you could probably go hit up, actually.
Hello. Ivana,
the Serbian pansexual intruder,
you are now free.
Anything you'd like to say to Annalise? No, it was
really good to know you.
I think we could actually be friends, because I
think we were really similar.
I did like you a little bit.
I would have liked to get to know you,
but i think
um after last night like like the others actually said i think it was a really good like friendship bond and um like it could have gone more but um i'm actually kind of happy that jade's gone
through because i was actually going for jade myself i was gonna say if you could just just
leave jade alone until the competition no i just mean like they actually had a really good bond.
And as much as I wanted it, yeah.
Look out, New Zealand.
Ivana is free.
The video of everything that's just happened is going to our Facebook page straight after the show.
And, Lise, have a break.
Have a drink, guys.
Nice work, Anne-Lise.
Have a great weekend.
You did real well.
More dates to come next week.
And we will find out who's going on that overseas trip with Ivana.
No, not with Ivana.
No, no, no.
Ivana just got eliminated.
I've got Ivana on the brain.
Time for a break.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
Bree and Clint's Cat Roulette.
This is Chat Roulette
where we take each other's phones
and we go into the contact section
and you just use your finger and you just flick it.
Scroll, scroll, scroll.
Bang.
Wherever it stops, you call that person.
We've called exes.
Well, we've called my ex.
We've called my ex's dad.
We called some random dude from your phone.
Who's had it worse?
I'm going to say me.
I have had a pretty dream run in this game.
You've had a dream run.
We called Clint Randall from the edge.
Oh, that's right.
You called Clint Randall.
Yeah, yeah.
You tried to gift him the name Clint.
I was like, I'm still using that name.
He's officially Clint from the edge now.
Yeah, well, that's fine.
Who are you going to call today?
Okay, so I've got your phone here.
I'm going to scroll.
I've stopped one.
Yeah.
Max Key.
Oh.
Should we call Max Key?
Max Key asked if he could come on the show today.
Technically.
And I didn't text him back.
Well, I'm going to call him right now.
He's got a new single out that he wants to plug.
I'm going to call him.
Okay.
And I'm going to say that you said to me you didn't want him on the show.
No.
Let's see what Max is up to.
Hello?
Max Key, it's Bree from ZM.
How are you?
Today, I'm good, thank you.
How are you?
I'm well, Max.
Now, I needed to give you a call.
We play a game on our show called Chat Roulette where we take each other's phones and we randomly call someone.
Oh, right, yeah.
And we were actually talking about you yesterday because I heard you wanted to come on the
show and plug your new single.
I did.
I gave Clint a chat, but I got left on the scene.
Yeah, he told me he didn't want to have you on.
So I said, no, I'm not having it.
I want Max Key on the show.
He's good looking.
He's talented.
And he's an absolute treasure to New Zealand.
So here we are.
Good to have you on.
Clint's here, but he actually can't talk at the moment
because I've got his phone.
All right, track up.
He can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear what you're saying.
Hi, Clint.
Sorry, I didn't mean to leave you on read.
I just got busy.
He just said he definitely didn't want to have you on the show
and he feels real awkward now.
I don't blame him, to be honest.
He probably did your guys' show
a favour. What's happening, Max?
What's the new single? Give it a plug.
So the new single is called Live My Life
featuring my boy Danelle.
It's on Spotify, iTunes and Apple Music.
It's all about me moving on with
life, the breakup,
just kind of grabbing life by the horns and going hard.
By the balls and just getting into it.
Yeah.
That sounds like an absolute bop to me, Max.
I'd love to have you in the studio.
Yeah, that'd be sick.
I'm around if you ever want me to come in.
Let's lock it in next week.
Stuff Clint.
I'm sick of him making all these big decisions,
but not having Max Key on the show.
It was an accident.
I want you on the show.
Next week, we're going to have Max Key in live
to perform his new song.
How's that sound, Max?
That sounds amazing.
And we'll tie Clint up or something.
Yes.
He can't be a part of it.
Yeah, exactly right.
He won't get to hear the lyrical genius
that I know you are, Max.
Ask him how he thinks Jacinda's doing.
How do you think Jacinda's going, Max?
What are your thoughts?
I'm not going to be at all politically biased.
We'll ask you when you come in next week to perform the single.
Oh, yeah.
I think I'll have the same answer then, but sure.
I'm being serious.
We'll see you next week, Max.
Thanks for the chat.
Yeah, cool.
Thank you so much. Have a great day. Max Key, what an absolute treasure.'ll see you next week, Max. Thanks for the chat. Yeah, cool. Thank you so much.
Have a great day.
Max Key, what an absolute treasure.
Thanks, Max.
Bye, Max.
See you guys.
Bye.
That really didn't turn out too badly, did it?
I mean, he thinks that I hate him, but...
Hey, that's fine.
We've got a live performance from Max Key next week on the show.
Looking forward to it.
Old bloody Nick Cummins, the Bachelor,
is currently copping more heat than a fireman in a house fire,
as he would say.
He chose nobody to win the Bachelor,
which is, I mean, it's a unique decision.
He wanted to be a different kind of Bachelor
and he's definitely achieved that.
The storm around him keeps growing in Australia.
He's back in the country.
Yeah, I think that's probably where a lot of the storm has come from
because it looked like he ran away but he had this whole kokoda trail uh charity trip planned for a year in
advance apparently how convenient yeah i am actually on his side i think he probably did
the right thing um it's weird that there has to be a decision at the end of one of those competitions
yeah and the connotations around it all, it's not marriage,
but it's very marriage-esque.
It's like you're with this person, go be with them for the rest of your life.
I think it's the pressure of obviously being on a show like that
and you have thousands of people watching your relationship
and being invested in it.
So there's all this pressure that if you pick someone that, you know.
You've got to make it work.
Exactly right.
So it's a lot to take in.
He's saying he made the tough choice to call it early
rather than let it peter out later on.
And I think that's possibly respectable.
However, remember the scene just before he goes to do his double dumping
and he's got the box with the ring in it.
You know how The Bachelor always has a ring?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
In New Zealand, they get a Michael Hill jeweler ring.
In Australia, the ring that The Bachelor had to give to the girl that was, we thought, going to win.
Let me give you the details on it.
It is, for ring people who know, a breathtaking cushion cut sparkler featuring 6.75 carat, a 6.75 carat diamond.
That's massive.
This means nothing.
Do you know how much it was worth?
Let me give you the details first.
Okay.
Sorry, I'll pretend like I'm interested.
Wow.
It had two trillion cut diamonds
totalling 0.22 carats.
6.75 carats in the main rock is mega.
That's a huge diamond.
The ring was worth 30 grand.
Whoa!
So where's the ring?
He doesn't get to keep the ring.
The ring has been gifted back to the jeweler who made it.
Right, so no one gets it.
Do you think that the two...
That ring's cursed.
Do you think that the two That ring's cursed. Do you think that the two girls
should have been given the ring
to hock off and then share the prize money?
No. Really? I don't think they'd want
it. They want the money.
Surely they want the money. They don't want 15 grand
each. They've been made to look like idiots
on TV for 12 weeks.
You don't think they want 15 grand of consolation
money? I wonder if that happens.
Like what happens to, do they get paid, the girls?
No.
They don't.
I know he got paid.
You get a living allowance when you're on a show like that.
It's enough just to keep your flat occupied
while you're on the show basically.
And that's a...
This friend of my auntie's, when she got divorced,
she had this massive ring and she was so annoyed
and she was on a few
sherbets and she threw her ring into the river that was out the front of her house.
It's such a bold move when I see people do that.
She then, weeks later, hired people to go looking for that ring.
And they found it.
Did they?
They found it.
Remember when Lara Bingle flashed her ring down the toilet?
Yes.
When her and Michael Clarke from the Australian cricket team were breaking up?
Classic Bingle.
Vintage Bingle.
Where the bloody hell are you, ring?
I'm in the S-bend of the toilet.
Anyway, that's the latest on The Bachelor.
No word yet on whether he's going to hook up with Brooke in Perth or anything like that,
but we will find out.
In due time, my friend.
Brie and Clint on ZM. like that, but we will find out. In due time, my friend. Hey, something
happened with the bisexual
intruder, Ivana, this
week, where we learnt something really
interesting about her. She got eliminated today.
She's gone. She's gone,
but that doesn't mean we still can't talk about her.
She's a spicy meeple. I wouldn't
mind if she stayed, because she's a very open book.
She's an interesting person and she puts it all out there.
Yeah, wears her heart on her sleeve.
Could ruin some relationships for her in the future
because she just says what she's thinking.
Yeah, and she literally tells you personal details about her life.
This is off the back of a question you asked her in her audition tape.
This is what Ivana said. Have you
ever been in love? I have. My first
love? Yeah, I dated her when
I was 18. It was great. Broke my heart.
So last year I dated her twin sister.
Whoa!
What? Whoa!
What?
I mean, that's not something you hear every
day. I mean, there are no rules against
it. No, I mean.
Well, there are for the twins.
Yeah.
Most twins have got a rule that says don't date my girlfriend.
Yeah.
And apparently, did you hear Ivana said this afternoon when she was in here
that those two twins both messaged her because they've seen the video
of her saying that on her Facebook page.
Oh, they've been sucked back into the honey trap.
Yeah.
And then now they've all been talking about it and reconnecting.
I wanted to ask a question on the show this afternoon.
Have you hooked up with siblings?
Was it twins?
I mean, that makes it even juicier.
We were going to cast, well, we are going to cast it out to New Zealand.
But in brainstorming, we found out there's someone very close to us
who fits the bill, who can answer that question for us straight away. My bestie, Alan, he's been on our show
before. And I mean, I can't keep this guy away from me. He's back visiting in New Zealand from
Aussie. And what did you say, big Al? Okay, there was a boy years ago, I might have dated,
had a one nighter with, we all know what that's about. A couple years later, there was another boy and a one-nighter.
And then I did the social media stalk, as I do.
It turns out those two boys were brothers.
Look at me in the face, Alan, and tell me you didn't know.
They look the same.
The first guy was a dick.
And I'm like, well, I'm just going to give it to your
brother. I'm so sorry in advance.
Oh my god, Alan, you're on the radio.
Whoa.
They don't know yet, but I might have
rematched with the second brother on
Tinder over the weekend. Well, lucky they're in
Aussie, so they probably won't hear this.
Yeah, no, he speaks about this.
Oh, he listens? Yeah, he listens to your show, yeah.
Oh, no. Hi, Brayden.
You should meet Ivana.
You guys will get on really, really well.
Yeah, we should go for a drink with those guys after this.
God.
You guys will be besties.
So that's it.
You've done brothers.
No regrets either.
All right.
Good on you.
Here's our question for you this afternoon.
On 0800DALS.M.
Have you hooked up with siblings?
Brothers.
Sisters.
Brother and sister.
Twins.
Identical twins.
Fraternal twins.
Triplets.
I mean, it's a needle in a haystack.
I didn't expect my bestie, Alan, to come out with that.
That's nice.
You can text us on 9696.
If you want to remain anonymous, you can. If you need a fake
name, we can give you one. That's
totally fine. If you want to put on a voice, you can.
Oh yeah, you can put on a voice.
0800 dial ZM.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
We're just talking about Ivana the intruder
on the bisexualer. Something she said
when we were getting to know her yesterday.
It was a bombshell dropped on
the show. She said this.
Have you ever been in love?
I have.
My first love?
Yeah, I dated her when I was 18.
It was great, broke my heart.
So last year I dated her twin sister.
Ruthless.
I love someone on the text machine.
They've said, I'd like to meet this girl.
You can.
She's available.
She got ditched this afternoon.
I've just had a flashback
Have you?
Have you hooked up with siblings?
Nah
But a girl that I knew
Yeah
And was not
Didn't part on good terms
Uh huh
Went after my brother
No
She did an Ivana on me
Ivana Unana
My brother
I remember my brother was very young.
We're talking like 19.
And did she get him?
My brother comes over
to me at this party
and he goes,
bro,
you'll never guess
who I just
hooked up with.
Oh,
sibling code.
He didn't know.
What do you mean
he didn't know?
He didn't know
that me and the other
person had history.
Right.
And I had to say to him,
oh look,
I'm really sorry,
but I think I know why.
Which is a very arrogant thing to say.
And he was like,
well, you think so, but whatever.
Interesting.
So we're asking,
have you hooked up with siblings?
Eden, welcome to the show.
Hi.
Siblings?
Dunham?
Sorry.
Siblings?
No.
Me and my sister both shag the same guy,
and I'm currently still with him.
Oh, no.
Is that awkward at, like, family barbecues?
It was to begin with,
but now she's totally moved on and got her own family.
I'm just going to do a couple of logistics.
Was it purely linear?
Was it, like, her and then you, it purely linear Was it like Her and then you
Or was it you
And then her
And then you again
It was her
And then me
Obviously I was the better shag
Because it sucked
Eden
Eden
Eden
I love you
But a family show okay
Well
Did you
Did you know that you
How long had your sister been with him
It was just a one-night stand.
And how long did you wait between drinks?
It was probably maybe like eight months or something.
Oh, that's not that far in between.
If it was like four years down the track,
you're like, oh, it doesn't even count.
Did he come with a good recommendation?
Well, when I first started chatting him up,
I didn't know that they had actually
done anything. And then I was telling
my sister about this guy that I liked, and she
was just like, oh, can you please not go there?
He's the one that got away. And then I
had to. She asked not to do it,
and you still did it.
Oh!
Oh!
Someone walked in the room. Someone's sister just kicked them in the Did it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Scandalous.
Someone walked in the room.
Someone's sister just kicked them in the back of the.
Someone on the text machine has said,
I may have hooked up with both of the older brothers of my best friend.
Both of the older brothers of my best friend.
Oh, wow.
You don't go after your mates.
No, not your best friends,
brothers and sisters.
I mean, I have,
but you don't.
This last person
we're going to speak to
has asked to remain anonymous.
Kia ora, anonymous.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
Now, are you a person
who has rendezvoused with siblings?
Not so much siblings. It as a mother and daughter.
Anonymous.
I had an enjoyable evening with the daughter.
And then a few weeks later, ran into mum in the pub
who recognised me from the previous rendezvous.
What, because you'd stayed over at her house with her daughter?
Yep.
Anonymous!
Wait.
She was adamant that she was more talented, you could say.
Anonymous.
I need to know some details here.
How old were you?
I was 21.
And how old was the daughter?
17. And how old was the daughter? 17.
And how old
was the mum?
Early 40s.
Oh my God.
Is this an ongoing
relationship?
Are you now
that girl's stepdad?
Oh no, no,
just one night with each.
And who was
the better shag?
No.
Just kidding.
Mum, definitely mum.
Oh!