ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – October 14th 2020

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

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Alright, we rolling? Yeah. Yeah, g'day. It's Rita's manager here. No, not this woman. I'm back. I'm back again. Do we know if Rita's manager's a man or a woman?

This character. Well, it could be a man or a woman. Could be a man or a woman. Yeah. Androgynous. Yep, we're not gonna... The one thing that's for sure is I'm so pissed off with my client, Ria Ora. God, I've sent her...

I literally sent her a bag of shit to her house. That's how mad I was. I lit her on fire. I paid an extra 50p for the postie to light her on fire. Have I ever told you guys about the time one of my friends was getting once a month someone throwing fish on their front doorstep? Wow, that's a special kind of harassment. It's really bizarre.

It's like psychological torture. Yeah, lived in a flat of girls and for about five months in a row, once a month would get fish thrown on their front porch. There was a thing in my high school where if you hated someone, you cracked an egg, not on their car, but into the air conditioning vents just below their windscreen. Yeah, I've seen people pour anchovy oil in front in those. Who are you calling?

Are you calling? Are you calling Reiters Manager? No, I'm calling producer Anastasia. Oh, why? Because she took a sick day today. This is mean. She's actually sick. Yeah, I know, but she lost Google Downs,

so I feel like we should get her on and check if she's okay. Well, she didn't lose. She lost by default. We can have a quick game. With her? Yeah. I've got a few questions. Yeah, okay. She's smart. She knows what to answer. I wouldn't answer a block number on my dial either. I definitely would. No, no, I did last time

you guys called me. Has anyone ever heard her voicemail message? No, she's... I fucking knew you have dialed. Can't take your call. What a jinx, Ed. She has no voicemail message. I listened to one of my friend's voicemails yesterday,

and his voicemail, he shortens his entire name. Really? Yeah. So his normal name, like his full name Is Daniel Lavender And he goes Danlav Yeah and he goes Hi

Which is his Instagram handle Hi you've reached Danlav He uses his Instagram handle Yes I want to hear Bree's Voicemail I don't think I have one Bounce my call

When it comes in So it doesn't have to ring For too long I'm pretty sure I don't have one Voicemails are an interesting Time capsule of what you used to sound like because no one ever updates their voicemail message. Okay, here we go.

Hi, leave me message or I'd probably be more likely to reply to a text message. Thanks. It's good. Short and to the point. I think it's finished recording. I thought you were going to roast it. No, I'm going to leave you a message so you have to clear it. No! Hey, Bree.

It's Clint and yourself. Hey, Bree. Hi, Bree. This is obviously... Oh, you should send a message to yourself and check in a year later. Remember to... To get stamps. Remember to get stamps and to love yourself every day.

I hope you voted. And I hope you voted or else you'll get a fine You dumb bitch Yeah The year is 2020 The oceans are still swimmable Just The forests are still standing Just

Oh this is so long I'm going to have to listen to this Just Just Alright Well we'll just wrap it up Okay With a couple of verses

From Adele's song Rolling in the deep Baby I have some stories to be told. I want to hear my one now. I love how, you know what I love? I love how that's my voicemail where I say I'm more likely to reply to a text message,

but my mum seems to leave me a voicemail every single time. Because you're not more likely to reply to a text message. I am. No. Of course I am. I check my voicemail once every three months. Sometimes I message you on a Friday and I won't hear back from you until Monday. That's not true.

And I'm going to bounce myself. Hi, it's Clint Roberts here. Sorry I missed your call. Best thing you can do is text me, to be honest. Otherwise, leave a message and I'll check it when I can. Thanks. You sound sick. Well, I hate honest. Otherwise, leave a message and I'll check it when I can. Thanks. You sound sick. Well, I hate that.

Hi, it's Clint Roberts here. I need to redo that. Mine was way more, like, casual. You guys could just both do it. It was, yeah. You need to go more casual. Well, the problem is it used to be too casual. And I got in trouble for it being too casual.

What was it? I had a boss. It just said, leave me a message. Let's go! It needs to be somewhere in the middle. Let's do Ben's. What's Ben's? I don't have one.

There's no point. I don't believe it. I'm going to get a new one. Yo, you reached Clint Dogg. I'm not here right now, so why don't you leave me a message? Do you remember those? Lit. do you remember those lit do you remember those things that people used to be able to buy like wicked welcomes yeah oh a celebrity would do your voicemail and then you'd have to put in your own name yes i'd be like brie hello this is

rita aura and you've reached the voicemail of brie no there was like an awkward pause before you started recording yeah she can't come to the phone right now but if you leave a message for Bree nah the pause is always bigger than

that because you didn't know when to start and then I'll make sure that Bree will get back to you as soon as

possible thanks unless it's you Calvin Harris fuck you oh no nah it's fine you can put one nah you can beat that nah it's you Calvin Harris Fuck you Oh no No it's fine You can put one

No you can beat that No it's fine You can beat that one No it's fine It doesn't matter Fuckity fuck Fuck Thanks to you

Who rated the podcast By the way Yes we love you guys We'd love more We're looking for Five star ratings Don't care what the comment is We're just looking for

Five star ratings We're looking to boost Our ratings in the podcast game We're looking to go into At-star ratings. We're looking to boost our ratings in the podcast game. We're looking to go into at least the top 50. We're looking to take down Joe Rogan. Ben loves Joe Rogan. We know that's not achievable for you. But I believe in us, Ben.

Unlike you, I believe in us. I believe in us. I don't know about the Joe Rogan podcast. That one's pretty popular, I've heard. Yeah, we'll shoot for the stars. Then if you miss, you'll land on the moon. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye, guys.

Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

Hey, baby. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Hello, everyone five, four, three, two, one. Hey, baby. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Hello, everyone. Happy Wednesday. Yeah. Okay, good.

That's what happens when you take Monday off. It's very hard to know what day of the week is. Happy Wednesday. Happy middle-ish day of the week. I voted today. Did you? Yeah. Who did you vote for?

I voted for, what's a good gag? What's a good gag? What about for cannabis? Did you vote yes? Oh, yeah. Yes or no? Yeah, I did. You did.

You voted yes. End of life bill, yes or no? Oh, my God. This is so invasive. Yeah, I voted yes. Yes and yes. And so last question answer, which one of the ladies did you vote for? Wow, great question.

Isn't that exciting? There are so many women leaders. It's awesome. When I was watching the political debate, I was like, this is so cool. To live in a country where it's like two strong females going for it. Totally. Oh, that sounded so off. Well, that's legal too, which is another great part of living in this country.

Go New Zealand. The wild times out there. We're not here to tell you who to vote for. We're here to tell you to vote. So if you want to, well I don't care if you want to, go and vote. Yeah, go have your say because then you can't complain if you don't get what you want. And you get a free pen. I voted today, you get a free pen. Are you

meant to take the pen? I don't know. But I feel like if you don't take the pen, there's a strong risk that the pens will be single use. And that's bad for the environment so take the pen even better take your own pen you know

if you really want to be a captain planner take your own pen they have encouraged people to take their own pen my wife Lucy took her own pen and I was like

man you're so impressive and then she couldn't get it out of her handbag the pen why? it was stuck oh in the inner lining it was stuck in the bottom

I hate when the inner lining breaks and then you lose stuff in there. Vote.nz. You can vote any time this week and right up until Saturday. You can vote on Saturday as well. That's the day. I'd probably do it beforehand. Yeah.

Like you said to me. Well, there's been over a million people vote early. That's awesome. The pressure will really be off this weekend. Yeah, probably will be, you know, it'll be the busiest, but not as busy. Did you know they're not allowed to start counting the votes until election, until Saturday evening? No. Well, I think Saturday morning they can start.

Oh, because of all the early votes, right? Yeah, but they're not allowed to count them. They could basically have that job done by five o'clock, but they have to wait. Yeah. You go in there, there's like locks on the voting boxes and things like that. It's all locked down. Yeah. Well, it's a lock on a cardboard box,

but you know. Still. It's an interesting process. You should definitely have your say. Vote.nz if you need any details on where to vote, how to vote, who to vote for.

It's all up there. What have we got coming up? Today on the show, we've got more free All Blacks tickets. We're going to give them away at four o'clock. No, 5.40. Oh, yeah. I was like, we forgot to put it on the show we've got more free All Blacks tickets we're going to give them away at four o'clock no 5.40

oh yeah I was like we forgot to put it on the show 5.40 and of course we've got the COVID rain check happening at five o'clock as well go and register

if you want us to pay for something that COVID ruined for you up next though exciting news or is it as exciting as what people think the iPhone 12

has been announced. Oh, another one. Another one. Another one. There's some good things, there's some bad things, but we'll give you all the details on that next. This is Binnie and Super Lonely on Zit M, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

You know what's crazy is yesterday I literally was asking, I was like, oh, they've surely got to release this new iPhone like sooner rather than later. And then today it comes out that the new iPhone 12 has been announced when it's going to be available. Sorry, hold on. I just got to get this. Hello?

Brie's gagging for a new iPhone and not because her iPhone is outdated, because she's run out of storage. No, I... And I've got the same problem. So you're doing the thing that us people who don't know how to manage our storage do and instead of just clearing out some space...

Doing a normal person thing, yeah. ...or figuring out how the cloud works, which how does the cloud work? No one knows. No one understands. The cloud is stupid. We're all paying for the cloud and no one has any idea how it works.

To be honest, I don't pay for the cloud because I don't know how to work the cloud at the first place. But I know what you're going to do. You're going to pay for an iPhone with more storage and then transfer it and go I'm going to get the biggest one I can get. Yeah, yeah. You're going to go oh well, there's that problem solved for another 12 months. No, it'll be a couple of years if I can get the biggest one but I don't know

if I can afford the biggest one because they're so expensive. Yeah, I've seen some of these prices. It's getting insane. They're like a laptop. I mean, I know that we use it every day and it has everything on it and there's an SLR camera on there or whatever, but it's expensive. I was looking at the prices. Run me through some prices.

Right. I'm not shopping. I'm a Galaxy man, but I always like to know. But it's always interesting to compare and look at how much they are and all that kind of stuff. So the iPhone 12 is available for pre-order soon. You can't even buy it yet, but they've released an iPhone 12 mini, which is like I think just like the size of an iPhone 8.

I like that. Yeah. Because, yeah, that's a good idea. That's like a smaller one? Some people have small hands. I'm pretty sure I've got RSI in my wrist. Yeah, and these phones are starting to discriminate against the small-handed folk.

Exactly. So the iPhone 12 Mini starts from $1,349. Yeah. That's the starting price. That's the starting price, yeah. And then you can go to the iPhone 12, which is just the standard iPhone 12, which is obviously bigger, starting from $1,499.

Yeah. And then I'm pretty – and then they've also got the iPhone 12 Pro. Yeah. Which that's in a different screen here. But we looked at it. The biggest one's like $2,000. Yeah, $2,799. $2,599 or something.

So you can't even get an iPhone for $1,000 anymore? No. That's – yeah, right. Okay. Unless you buy one of the old models. Yeah, $2,599 or something. So you can't even get an iPhone for $1,000 anymore? No. Yeah, right, okay. Unless you buy one of the old models. Yeah, right. Actually, I don't know how much they are. Unless you parallel import one. Some of the things on the iPhone was that the charging cables changed

and it doesn't come with the charging cable anymore, I don't think. It doesn't? No, it comes with the charging cable. Okay. I was confused about it they've changed they've changed the usb end on the cable yeah so it's still plugged in it's still good because we thought that finally me samsung a new iphone we're going to be able to share a charger and i was so excited i was like finally the android and the iphone come together and they've

all got a usbc no not the case so the end, from what I can tell on the new iPhone, is still lightning port, the Apple one. But then the other end is USB-C, which means I could plug my phone into your phone, but we couldn't share a charger. Yeah, our phones could, like, come together as one. That'd be interesting, wouldn't it? I was thinking, because the new iPhone is quite interesting.

It kind of looks like an iPhone 5. Yeah, it looks old school. Yeah, people are like, oh, it's a tribute to the iPhone 5. And then I was like, I wonder if anyone still has an iPhone 5. Still using one. Still using one. Yeah, they don't get the updates anymore, the iPhone 5. No.

I'd be interested to know if anyone's still on an iPhone 4. Yeah. Yeah. Or even outside of the iPhone, are you rolling a Motorola? Yeah. Have you got a Razr? Have you got a Motorola Razr? I don't think they're network compatible, but if it is,

God, I'd love to hear what's up. I would bow down to you if you're rocking a Motorola Razr. Have you got a Samsung Galaxy 1? Yeah, the first version of the Samsung Galaxy. Yeah. Oh, no, even better. Are you currently using a 3315? Right.

Nokia 3315. With a snake and a blue backlight on it. 0800 dials it in this afternoon. We want to ask you how old's your phone? Yeah, how old's your phone? Oh, no, sorry. We've got to sing it. Yeah, we're good.

Go on. Are you ready? Okay, we've got it. 0800 dials it in this afternoon. We want to ask you how old is ask you, How old is your phone? How old is your phone? That wasn't better. We should have stopped.

0800 dials at M. Call us on your old phone right now. Free and Clint. It has been announced today that the new iPhone 12 will be released very soon. I think it's been delayed because of COVID, I think, but don't quote me on that. But I feel like these days... Has it got a headphone jack?

No. It doesn't. It barely has a charging jack, but it does. And I think there's some sort of wireless charging, I don't know. Quite expensive. But I feel like phones, like smartphones these days, become quite disposable like people are like it's the only thing where you'll spend over a grand on it and then in 12

months you're like oh yeah yeah yeah which is not the way to do it but you feel like that yeah as soon as a new one comes out and also we talked about how they slow your phone down yeah yeah apple everyone actually everybody who's on ip, the new one's just been announced you watch your phone get slower tonight. They got in trouble for that, remember? I know. They got in big trouble for that. Anyway, but we don't want to talk about that. We want to talk about

people who are rocking old school phones and you're still actually using it. You ready to sing to Jackson? Okay, yeah. 3, 2, 1 Jackson, how old is your phone. How old is your phone? How old is your phone? Yeah, so she's an iPhone 4. iPhone 4, yeah.

Pretty tidy. She's had a few cracks in her life. Wait, are you trying to sell it to us? No, no, no. Oh, it's a good phone though. Yeah, right. Oh, it's great. What are you running with?

Jackson, I love that it's so old that you're talking about it like it's a person now. I'm proud of it. Yeah, no, I'm proud of you too. That's awesome. Can I ask, on an iPhone 4, can you get all the apps? Nah, yeah, nah, not running too good of the apps, eh, on the app side of things, but yeah. You can only text and call, is that right? Pretty much, pretty much.

Hey, still better than nothing. The essentials, the essentials. Yeah. Do you ever dare try and open a link on that phone or are you worried that smoke will start coming out of the charging port? It's like the old dial-up. You're on the old charger as well. You're on that big... Yeah. Hey, Jackson, that means you could still use some of those iPhone jacks at hotels, you know, when they put all the speakers in?

Oh, and the clock radio. Yeah. Actually, I've got a clock radio you can have if you want it, Jackson. So you're laughing at everyone else, Jackson. Yeah, I'll be keeping this thing for lifetime, mate. All right. Go well, Jackson. That's good stuff.

Grant's here. Hi, Grant. Hi, Grant. G'day. What are you rocking? I've got a Motorola DeFi. D-E-F-I. I think it's about 10 years old. G'day. What are you rocking? I've got a Motorola DeFi. D-E-F-Y. I think it's about 10 years old.

You're kidding. You're using a 10-year-old Motorola phone. Well, actually, not quite. I've been using a work phone for a couple of years, and I've just been keeping this open, keeping this going because I wanted to keep the number because it ends in five ones. Five ones.

What a cool number. You know you can just whip the SIM card out, though, right, and put that in another phone and keep the number because it ends in five ones. Five ones. What a cool number. You know, you can just whip the SIM card out though, right, and put that in another phone and keep the phone number. Grant? Oh, he's on that phone. Cuts out sometimes because it's old. It's either that or I've just given him a piece of information that has blown his mind.

He's like, why have I been paying for this plan for the last five years? Anyway, Grant, the Motorola Defy sounds like a great phone. What was that? Yeah, it was one of those ones you could try to walk, drop it in water. Oh, you're back. He's back. Good builder's one. Yeah, right.

Good stuff. And it sounds like it's a solid connection too. Yeah. Like just solid. It's the audio quality that I like. All right. Thanks, Grant. Good to talk to you, man.

You're welcome. All right. Cheers. Brian Clint. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. I love this. Dean McCarthy's going to reveal the richest kids in Hollywood.

Good afternoon, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. I know I just love any story about money and rich and fabulosity. You might remember the film Richie Rich. Well, this is now the real-life Richie Rich going down. They've released the top, most richest and most bankable kid in Hollywood. Number four, Northwest.

They believe she is the fourth most bankable kid star in Hollywood. Number three, all of the 75 kids and Vivian and Shiloh, all of them. Number two, this will surprise you. Suri Cruise. Oh. How old is Suri Cruise now? She's like 15, isn't she? Yeah, she's getting on it.

She's pretty good by now. She's getting on. She's getting on in her life. Jesus. All right, number one. No surprise. You right, number one. No surprise. You will not surprise you. Of course, Blue Ivy Carter

is the most bankable kid star in Hollywood. She has a clothing range. She has a toy collection. She is literally, she has her own stylist. She has her own full-time stylist and he's really hot

and he used to be Beyonce's personal assistant. What about the twins? What about Beyonce and Jay-Z's twins? Yeah, nothing about them yet. Ooh, that's a bit shady, isn't it? They could get a role like the Olsen sisters did.

Nah, they're duds. They might. No, they're not. They're duds. We've written them off. You leave the twins alone. It's down to Blue Ivy to survive the family fortune. To take on the matriarch. Yeah, it's a lot of pressure but if anyone's up to it, it's not the twins alone. It's down to Blue Ivy to survive the family fortune. To take on the matriarch. It's a lot of pressure but if anyone's up to it, it's not the twins. It's Blue Ivy. You leave the twins alone.

That's Steve McCarthy with the most bankable kids. What a morbid topic. Bankable kids. Did you see, who was it? We talked about it the other day. Cardi B Culture. Yeah. Her daughter Culture and she got the Rolls Royce baby seat for her. Yeah, right.

Did you see that? Yeah, Dean was telling us it had to match the Rolls Royce, the custom Rolls Royce. And then Kylie Jenner posted about her baby daughter and her first kindergarten outfit, which was worth thousands. Yeah, right. And it was like this designer bag. Most people wouldn't

be able to afford the Rolls Royce baby seat let alone the Rolls Royce. Oh, I can imagine. That's the latest. It's brought to you by Panasonic. Their true wireless earbuds

with dual hybrid noise cancelling are in stores now. I want to try and blow your mind for a second, okay? Okay. I don't know if you can because I know everything. Right, okay. Well, no, cancel it.

It's off. Did you see the look producer Ben just gave me? Why, did he doubt your intelligence? What, do you think I don't know everything? Oh, no, you know everything. You're very, yeah. I bet you know this. I bet you know this.

Yeah, this is not for you then. This is for us lesser humans who don't know everything. Question for you. See if you can work this out. this is not for you then. This is for us lesser humans who don't know everything. Question for you. See if you can work this out. It got posted in our podcast family page on Facebook today. Is there a way that a one-minute-old baby can also be two years old? Think about that. A one-minute-old baby can be two years old.

They're in the womb for nine months. So there's nine months. And then sometimes, I mean, they can come late. Carry the one, six, yep, 24 months. They're in the womb for 24 months. No, that is not the answer to this particular question. You never know, it could have happened. The answer's actually a bit of a cop-out,

but yes, there is a way that a one-minute-old baby can be two years old. This is from TikTok. Have a listen to this. How can a baby be both one-minute-old baby can be two years old. This is from TikTok. Have a listen to this. How can a baby be both one-minute-old and two-years-old at exactly the same time? The simple answer is they were born in South Korea. What?

Yeah, they were born in South Korea, so I'll let you just think on that for a second. Born in South Korea. Could it be something to do with the international Dateline perhaps Is that how it happens Maybe it was a leap year So you get an extra day in there No that's also not

How this Problem gets solved either In South Korea they have a different System of counting Right and it starts at 2 I don't know maybe No this is how in South Korea system of counting. Right, and it starts at two. I don't know, maybe. Yeah. No, this is how in South Korea,

a one-minute-old baby can also be two years old. In Korea, what happens is when you're born, you're said to be one. And then everybody's age goes up by one on the 1st of January. So, if you are born at 11.59pm on the 31st of january so if you are born at 11 59 p.m on the 31st of december

you're one and then one minute later it's january the 1st your age goes up by one so you're one minute old but you're also two years old buzzy g so why are you already one when you come out that's just that babies you already one when you come out? That's just that, babies, you're one when you're born. I have said that on this show before. I'm like, technically, you're not zero. Oh, not this crap again. Bree believes your birthday should be from the day you're conceived. Well, maybe, because technically, you know,

that means you'd be nine months older than zero. So when you were born, you'd be... 0.9. No, you'd be 0.9, you'd be nine months.9. No, you'd be 0.9. You'd be nine months. Yeah, that's what I mean. Nine months. You'd be 0.75.

Same thing. Yeah, right. You'd be older than zero. I'm going to stop talking. Turns out, don't know everything. Before the show today, we were having a conversation in the studio about the five love languages, and you kind of looked at me a little bit blankly and was like,

huh, what's a five? I know we've talked about it before, but I kind of let it go over my head a bit. It was a little bit star-signy to me. But then you've explained to me that it's important to understand yours and your partner's love languages so that you, what's the word, don't ruin your relationship. Yeah, because I don't think it's star sign-y at all

because I know what you're saying. Like it's a little bit like, you know. Touchy-feely. Yeah, which I don't think it is. I think it's really kind of logical. It's like this is how someone likes to receive love. This is how they show love. If you can figure out how they want to receive love, This is how they show love. If you can figure out

how they want to receive love, you just do those things and boom, you're happy. Okay, I want to know what they are again. I want to refresh her. And I think the important bit that you said about this is that you and your partner don't have to have compatible love languages. I don't think so. You just need to know what love languages your partner wants

and how you can give those to them. Okay, cool. And same in reverse. This is not rude, by the way. It's not like. No. It's not like. No.

It's not like that kind of love language. So essentially the base of it. My wife is Spanish. There's five different love languages. And usually you have a top two as to how you want to receive love from someone. What are the five languages? So the five different ones, acts of service. So people doing things for you?

So people doing things for you like mowing the lawn, maybe doing the washing, maybe picking up a nice treat that you want on the way home, something like that. Receiving gifts, which is, I mean, pretty self-explanatory. When you buy, you give someone a gift to show them that you care. Like it could be anything. It could be a coffee on the way home if they didn't ask for one, but you buy them one.

Or a Gucci belt. Or a Gucci belt, anything. Then there's number three, quality time, which is like, you know, making time for a date night or taking a walk together, watching a movie, stuff like that. Quality time, yep. Number four, words of affirmation. Pretty self-explanatory.

You are doing good. Writing maybe. Keep on keeping on. You can maybe write a nice text. I know this relationship is hard, but kia kaha. You might call your partner and give them some words of love or something like that. I don't know. And number five, physical touch, which the best way to explain that is,

bow, chicka, wow, wow. Yeah, right. Actually, it's not that, but it's anything like holding a partner's hand, having a cuddle, anything like that. Pat on the butt as you walk past? Yep. How are you going?

Head massage, foot massage, anything. Right, okay. Anything like that. I want to know, do you know what your wife's are? After listening to what you just said, I'll come out and say no. But after listening to what you said and trying to figure it out, I have a wonderful wife who is- Here we go, trying to not dig yourself a hole.

Yeah, right. No, I need to recognise this because I arrive home, because of the hours we work, when I get home, every night there's dinner at home and it's not like – That is an act of service. Exactly right. And it's not part of the deal. It's not like I'll go to work and you make the dinner. My wife is an amazing cook who cooks every single night.

So I would say that acts of service are part of her love language. Well, that's how she's showing you love. Yes. But how does she like to receive love from you? I like to buy her things. Okay. So I hope that's it. So is that one?

Yeah. So she likes to receive gifts. And what's the other one? You need to ask her. It's not physical touch. No? She's like, don't touch me. Get away from me.

Have a shower. I reckon it'd be quality time, would it? Yeah, quality time. Quality time's always a hot one. It's not words of affirmation. Because I don't care what you're saying. If I try and say something like, ooey gooey touchy feely.

She doesn't like it. She goes, what's wrong with you? Yeah, which is, you know, but that's fair enough. That's not how she likes to receive love. Yeah, right. And I mean, if you kept trying to do that, it would probably push her away. This is why I'm coming around to your way of thinking

that the love languages are important to understand. I think it's super important. I think it's an easy way to, you know, get to know exactly what your partner needs without, you know, having to really ask that many questions. Producer Ben's pretty good at this stuff. Is he? Yeah, I reckon he knows quite a lot about it. Okay, hit us nice and fast. What's your stuff. Is he? Yeah, I reckon he knows

quite a lot about it. Okay, hit us nice and fast. What's your love language, Ben? Yeah, your top two. How do you like to receive love? My two, I think, are quality time and acts of service.

That's the same as me. Yeah, and what's your partner's? And Brit's is words of affirmation and quality time. Oh, right, so quite similar too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, I thought yours

was steak and beer. I wish they were both love languages But they're not That's quality time I'm keen to know if people out there actually know theirs and their partner's love language I want to know that too And are they the same or are they completely different But the relationship still works Do you know what your partner's love languages are?

0800 dial ZM We'll talk it through We'll see if we can get to the bottom of it If you don't Is your partner's love languages are. 0800 dial ZM. We'll talk it through. We'll see if we can get to the bottom of it if you don't. Is your partner's physical touch, but you wish it was gifts? Do you just want heaps of gifts? Do you want them to stop touching you? We're talking love languages, and I would say Clint probably Spanish is up there.

Yeah, Italian. Italian, yeah. It's definitely somewhere up the top. French is the language of love, but I don't understand it. Neither. I'm very lonely. The other's either. Good gag.

No, we're talking about how you like to give and receive love, right? Exactly. If you haven't heard of this theory before, it's a book by a guy called Gary Chapman, I believe his name is, and essentially it's where there's five different types of love languages, which include words of affirmation, obviously telling someone you love them, sending them a cute text, gifts, pretty self-explanatory.

Giving and receiving. Yep. Gifts, that is. Yeah, gifts. Sorry, I really need that last word. Yeah, that's not good. Acts of service, which is where you do something for the other person. That could be

a lot of things. Quality time, where you spend some quality time with them, or physical touch is the fifth one. All fairly self-explanatory. We want to know this afternoon, do you know you and your partner's love languages and are they different? Yeah, do they match up or are they completely different? Let's talk

to Donna. Hi, Donna. Hi, Donna. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What do you think about this theory? Do you think it's right? So me and my partner, we actually did this quiz a couple weeks ago and we found out each other's love languages. Okay, and what are they?

Mine is physical touch and his is quality time. My quality time was the lowest one. Whoa. Yes. So you don't even want to see him very much. You're like, get out of my face. And his is quality time. Like, my quality time was the lowest one on... Whoa! Yeah. So you don't even want to see him very much. You're like, get out of my face. But when he's there, you want physical touch. Yeah.

Like, so for me, like, just, like, I come across, I think, when I like someone who's quite clingy, but it's just how I show that I really like them. Your quality over quantity. You're clingy, but only in small bursts. Yeah, small doses, which I think is fine. Yeah, fascinating. Okay, so you guys know each other's languages now and you think that

will be beneficial for your relationship going forward? Oh, definitely. Because I don't realise what quality time meant so I would sometimes like cancel last minute and I think that just came across as quite flaky and for him it was quite a big deal but I didn't understand why. Hence why it was at the bottom of your list.

Send me the link to this quiz. It sounds really good. It's so good. Jess, hi. Hi. You've got an interesting theory on the love languages. I do.

My husband and I subscribe to it. We totally believe it. But since having kids, our love languages have changed. Really? That's interesting. So mine used to be gifts. Okay.

Give me all the gifts. But since having kids, he shows me that he loves me when he mows the lawns, cleans the kitchen. Acts of service. Changes diapers. Yeah. And for him, it used to be quality time, whereas now it's touch.

Yeah, right. So I don't have time to touch him because I'm too busy dealing with the kids and I'm all touched touch. Yeah, right. I don't have time to touch him because I'm too busy dealing with the kids and I'm all touched out. Yeah. And that's what he's craving. Oh my gosh. You're more likely to have time

to do the physical touch thing rather than the quality time because quality time takes longer. Yeah. Exactly. But then at the end of the long day of being a parent, sometimes physical touch

is the last thing you want. You're like, just get away from it. It is. You're like, can you please go and mow the lawn? And he's like, it's 11 o'clock at night. Yeah, but just hire a masseuse

to come over and give him a massage and then when he puts his head down, you just walk out of the room and you just say it was you. That is a great theory, Jess. Thank you for sharing it with us. Last person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What about you and your partner? What are the love languages? Do they match up or different? Yeah, actually they match up and we found that out in the first handful of dates that we went on and he brought it up and it turns out they're an exact match all the way down the line.

What are they? Physical touch and then it was a tie with quality time and acts of service followed by words of praise or affirmation and then gifts is the bottom. And in your experience, do you think having matching love languages makes for a better relationship? Definitely because when we're doing something or we offer to do something For somebody He can

We can say to each other Well let me do it Because this is one of my love languages And it's like Oh okay Right So you guys have Match complete matching

I guess it makes It a lot easier They should make that Tinder criteria So you put What's your love language You put your love language in And it only shows you people

Who have the same love language as you. That's actually brilliant. Tinder, if you use that or Bumble, we're going to get paid for it. Tell them to piss off. We'll make our own dating app. Okay. We should do that. Tell them to piss off.

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This is interesting. There's news that's just come out where the country of Finland is looking to ban unsolicited DPs. You know? Yes, those particular pitches. D-picks DPs. Oh. You know? Yes, those particular pictures. D-pics. Yeah. Yeah. They are saying they're looking to bring in a law

where if someone sends an unsolicited DP, punishable by six months in prison. Whoa! Yeah. That'll stop it. They base it off the photo? Like how aggressive or like how bad it is? Oh, right.

Your sentences depends on how much you show. I don't know. They haven't got the details out there. Really interesting stat and quite alarming. There's been a survey done that says that around half of young women have received an unsolicited DP. I love how you say quite alarming. To me, I'm like, I thought it would be more.

Oh, right. Okay. Like that's really like, I thought it would be more. Oh, right. Okay. Like that's not like that's really like, yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. So good move, Finland. My mind goes straight to the policing of it. So you go in and you go, all right, this guy sent me an unsolicited DP. And then the police, do you get like a police lineup?

And you stand there and you're like, it was that one. And they put the photo next to it. That'd be more traumatising, I think. Wouldn't it? It'd be so traumatising. I think that just what, it'd be interesting to see, like obviously because I know sometimes people send photos that aren't even theirs.

That's not even them. Oh, right, yeah. So what happens if it's not even you and like you're sending that to someone else? Like is that a more punishable offence? Like I don't know. God, yeah. Oh, right, yeah. So what happens if it's not even you and, like, you're sending that to someone else? Like, is that a more punishable offence? Like, I don't know. Yeah, it's interesting. It's going to be interesting to see how they enforce it. I love how they call it an unsolicited as well.

Like, I wonder how many, like, what's the percentage that's unsolicited to solicited? Yeah, who's soliciting for them? I'm going to say it's, like, very high on the unsolicited. Bree and Clint. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually...

Time for the weekly game of Google Down. Who is the fastest Googler out of the team? And the person, lads, you will be playing today is Lauren. Hello, Lauren. Hi, how are you? Good. How do you go on the Google? Are you fast?

Yes, definitely. Excellent. That's what we need, Lauren. Can we know so we know what we're dealing with? What device are you Googling on today? On an iPhone. You're on a cell phone? An iPhone, yeah.

On an iPhone. All right. Isn't that right, Lauren? Okay, Lauren, the game is you will be taking on Clint and Producer Ben, the first person to yell out the correct answer. You don't need to say your name or buzz in. You just need to yell out the answer when you've got it. We'll get the point.

All right? Okay. Cool. So just yell it out straight away when you've got the answer. Here comes question number one. Okay. Good luck, everybody. Google is ready. Good luck, guys. Good luck, everybody. Good luck, Lauren. So just yell it out straight away when you've got the answer. Here comes question number one. Okay. Good luck, everybody.

Google is ready. Good luck, guys. Good luck, everybody. Good luck, Lauren. How old are the pyramids and Sphinx? Start Googling. I need the answers. 85 years.

3,000 years. 4,500 years. Clint's got it. Yes! 85 years. I just Googled age of pyramids, and there's obviously a big sentence, and there's a bold thing that says 85 years, but now that I've read into that, obviously wrong.

Hey, I like your tactic, though. I came in hot. He's got to go in hot. All right. That first point was to Clint. Here comes question number two. Damn it. Yell it out, Lauren, like you did when you think you've got the answer. How long does the giant Pacific octopus live for?

When you're ready, how long? Three to five years. Three to five years. Oh, I think with the delay it might have been Lauren. Whatever, that was me. I think it was Lauren. Whatever. You hesitated a little bit.

It was hard because I don't know how to spell octopus. All right, Lauren, one all. All right, one all. Here comes question number three. Oh, that brings back some sad memories of that Netflix doco too. My octopus teacher. That sounds weird. You watch it, mate.

You've never felt so emotional about a fashion in your life since finding Nemo. I don't want that Google history on my computer. How many copies did they sell of Fifty Shades of Grey? How many copies did they sell? 125 million. 125 million. We're going to tie break, everyone. Okay, whoever gets this point takes the game.

Okay. Ben's done himself a shoulder injury. He goes so fast. He's like, oh, no. Okay. Let's see. I'm just trying to think of which one I want to go with. This is so stressful.

I've never been so stressed about typing, and I've never felt so slow. Okay. Yeah. Lauren, are you ready? Yeah. I'm really gunning for you, Lauren. You've got this, okay? All right, guys.

Here comes the last question for the win of Google Down this week. How old is Tina Turner? 80. 80 years old. Tina's got it. Lauren, you were so quick. You were right in there. It would have been nice if you'd let Lauren win,

is all I'm going to say. But, you know, if you need the point, you need the point. Look, she can have the mobile fuel. But he had to win. He was here to play this week. Lauren, we'll hook you up with that mobile fuel. That's Googledown. Thanks so much.

Producer Ben taking it out this week. Who's going to let Anastasia know? Not me. Have you ever collected something weird? Yeah, you roasted me for it when I told you. What was it? Toenails? Oh, no. Oh, that wasn't you. No. Who collects toenails? I think that

someone told me they found that their flatmate collected toenails and fingernails once. They need to report their flatmate to the police because if that person hasn't committed a serious crime yet, they're going to. I felt sick when they told me. I don't mean to minority report that person but they are a future serial killer. That's

gross, eh? That's so gross. No, I collected and I don't now. You sounded like you still do. Phone cards. Phone cards? As in the cards you used to use to make a call in a phone box. How old are you?

This is what you said last time. I collected them as a kid, okay? My dad worked in a gas station and he used to find them in there. I actually collected monocles. I actually walked past a phone box today and I was like I want to see someone use one I just want to see someone make a call off it

Are you a time traveller? No, they're still out there Wait, are you Benjamin Button? They're still out there Phone boxes, yeah Just taking up space Who are you ringing off that? If you're listening to this right now call us from a phone box I know. Every time I see one, I'm like, whoa, buzzy. Like, who are you ringing off that? Who are you ringing?

If you're listening to this right now, call us from a phone box. Okay, yeah. Yeah. 0800 dials at M. If you can call us from a phone box right now and prove it, we'll get a prize for you. Okay, yeah. In the next, how long should we give them?

Ten minutes. All right, yeah, ten minutes. Ten minutes we'll give you. Anyway, I wanted to talk about this girl who. You should be able to free phone us. It's a free phone number. Yeah, well, true. This girl on the internet is getting absolutely roasted

for her weird collection, which is a lot weirder than yours. I don't think I've ever heard of this because a girl has been roasted as she has started to collect every mosquito that she kills. Oh, gross. This is like the toenail person. She collects the mosquito, then she sticky tapes it into a book, and then she numbers it. Wow.

Really? Yeah. Okay. She's up to number 80 so far. It would have little bits of her blood in there as well. Yeah, obviously, yeah. And maybe other people's blood. She's up to 80 mosquitoes. She's up to 80 mosquitoes.

She's up to 80 mosquitoes. That's one of those collections that no one wants to see. You know, when people come around, you're like, hey, do you want to see my collection? That's the type of collection you show to someone and they're like, okay, I'm going to leave. I hate to interrupt you, but we may have a call from a phone box. How are we going to prove this?

I don't know how we're going to prove it, but that's our challenge, I guess. But let's do it. We asked for it, so let's cross live now to a phone box. Hello. Hello. Are you serious? He literally

got so scared when we were like, you have to prove it. You have to prove it. And he's like, damn, my plan has been broken. Ben, do you think he was genuinely in a phone box? I actually genuinely do. Why? A hundred percent. Because it sounded horrible.

Right, okay. Yeah, but he could have put a piece of paper over his phone. Hello, ZM. Hello. Are you in a phone box? I really am. You are in a phone box. I can hear it.

Where? Whereabouts? I'm in Hamilton outside the Tarapa Shopping Centre. Wow. Did you hear us on the radio and then stop and get out of the car and called us? I was sitting with my daughter. I'm just taking to dancing. And I said to her, look, there's a phone box.

And she was like, what's that? And I'm like, that's what we used to, back in the olden days, Yeah, yeah, communicate with. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so, important question, how have you called us?

Is it free to call ZM from a payphone? It's free. Really? It didn't ask me for anything, yeah, it said, oh, 800 numbers,

free, so. In the box that you're in, does it look like it takes phone cards, coins, or does it take paywave? So it says, it takes phone cards, credit cards, or coins.

Credit cards. Really? A credit card. And final question, the phone booth you're in at the moment, does it smell like urine? I can smell it from here, to be honest. Hey, well done. You've helped us realise our dream, so we've got a prize for you.

Wait there. Just listen to the quality. It sounds like you're talking to someone in the 90s. What's your name, by the way? My name is Glenn. Glenn from Hamilton. Congratulations. Thank you, mate.

There's a story that's come out today about if you haven't heard about Demi Lovato's split with her fiance, Max Erich, I think his name is. He acts on The Young and Restless. Then you've been living under a rock because this saga has been coming out in the media over the last couple of weeks. He's not coming off well in it. I don't think so. No.

Look, this is quite interesting. He has come out today and he has said that he is also, because Demi Lovato released like a snippet of a breakup song last week. And then he's come out now and said, well, actually, even though I'm an actor, I have penned my own breakup song. No, you haven't. And if you have, don't.

And if you did, don't release it. Well, it worked really well for that situation back in the early 2000s. Do you remember Eamon and he released the song F.U.? Yes. Yeah, but he was a musician. He was a musician, but his girlfriend that he wrote that song about wasn't a musician and she released the song F.U. right back.

And it also went to number one. Yeah, people kind of liked it more. But that was just smart. Yeah. Smart to me. Also, we didn't know anything about their relationship. Whereas this one, you're dating Demi Lovato. And people are like, come on, man, give her a break.

You know what's really interesting about this story is that he has come out and said that he believes he was just a pawn in a big PR stunt. Right. And that it was all, you know, calculated and... He thinks Demi used him. He feels used. They were together for like six months.

Not long. In that space of time, they got engaged and broke up. So it was a roller coaster. And to be honest, like, you know, COVID accelerated everything, I think, because you have to be living with someone. He's not, this is what he's not doing in the breakup. And he might be right, and that's fine if he is. But he's also using it as a PR stunt.

And he's not being the bigger person. No. He's not going, okay, cool. And he's not letting, he's not making, this is what he's not doing. And this is what all your friends tell you to do in a breakup. He's not making a clean break. He's making it messy. He's dragging it. He's dragging it out. He's dredging things up he's not looking good um anyway especially if

he's an actor and he's you know now writing songs yeah let's not speak too soon because i mean he could pin one of the greatest breakup songs of all time we don't know what i did could be coming but uh it got us thinking about, you know, some of the best breakup songs that are out there. Yep. What do you think it is for you? Well, I know what... Am I allowed to talk about your breakup song?

Yeah. From your last breakup? Yeah. There was a period on this show where it was very hard for us to play a certain song by Snake Hips. I know the song you're talking about. It was after Bree's previous relationship broke up. And it was a messy breakup too.

It was very messy. There were tears in the studio whenever this song came on. It even gets me now. I just can't. Because it takes you back to the moment of how you felt. I lived with a girl at university who went through a breakup. And no crap, she played this song on repeat for a whole night when she had a breakup. Did she?

Yeah, this one is depressing, isn't it? Isn't it? I'm like, this isn't going to help you get over it. It doesn't get more sad than that. That's what you play when you want to cry. Yeah. And sometimes it's good. Sometimes you want to cry.

Sometimes it's really good to cry. Yeah, but a whole night on repeat? I don't know. Quite loud as well. Look up a playlist on Spotify, you know? Feel good breakup songs. Yeah, feel good breakup. Maybe there are feel good breakup songs.

We're going to take some calls on that this afternoon. Yeah. What is the song for you? Maybe it's an angry song. Maybe it's an uplifting song. Or maybe What is the song for you? Maybe it's an angry song. Maybe it's an uplifting song. Or maybe it is a song that you want to cry to. What is the best breakup song? 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696.

We'll make a playlist next with you guys. It might be helpful for some people out there. We've all seen the messy breakup that is unfolding for Demi Lovato and her ex-fiance, Max Erridge, who is an actor on The Young and the Restless. And it's getting even messier after he's now said, you're releasing a breakup song, Demi Lovato. I'm releasing a breakup song now.

But he's not a musician. No. I mean, give it a... It could be good. Chase your dreams, whatever you've got to do, man. It might be good chase your dreams whatever you gotta do man it might be good it's gonna get listened to this is what we talked about

people will listen to his breakup song absolutely but will they add it to a playlist I don't think so will ZM end up playing Demi Lovato's ex-fiances I mean

stranger things have happened yeah exactly right so we were asking you this afternoon Vin Diesel did release a song last month it wasn't bad yeah 0800 dials at M.

What is the best breakup song? Some contenders that have come through on the text machine already. Yeah, there's quite a few people texting through. Someone said All of Me, John Legend. Oh, that's rough because that one's meant to be a love song. Yeah. But it might be like... If you're listening to this as a breakup song,

you haven't accepted the breakup. No. Yeah. But it might be like where you're... If you're listening to this as a breakup song, you haven't accepted the breakup. No. Yeah. You're still in the stage of grief. Crystal, hi. Oh, are you there, Crystal? Yes, yeah, I'm here. Now, before we do this,

how recent is the breakup? Like, how fresh is the trauma? A few years ago, so I don't actually listen to the song anymore. Okay, all right. You're all good. Crystal, what song is it?

Shout Out To My Ex by Little Mac. Oh. Yeah, this is a revenge breakup song, isn't it? Yeah, definitely. When you're drunk in the club, you know. Correct me if I'm wrong, Crystal. This was about Perry, one of the girls in the group When she broke up

Well, Zayn broke up with her Zayn Malik Yeah And it was directed towards him It was great It was so good Best thing she's ever done Best thing she's ever done

Yeah, good stuff Okay, thank you, Crystal Let's talk to Sue Hi, Sue Hi, Sue Hi How old's the breakup, Sue? Oh, about 34 years

Oh, right, okay. Are you still working through it? No, no, no, no. You're over it. It was just a song. Oh, God, yeah, well, I'm bloody truly over it. We have to check, you know, we've got to check. What's the song then?

A 34-year-old breakup. What's the best breakup song? It was You Too, With or Without You. Oh, yeah, Sue. This song, like, hits you in the chest. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing like a bit of Bono with your breakup.

And now for you, Sue, it's just without you. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's great. Okay, good. There's lots of these coming in on the text machine. Yeah, lots coming through. Someone said this is a bit more upbeat breakup song by Jason Derulo. Yeah, that's good.

That's another revenge breakup song. Oh, yeah. What about someone else on the text machine said, Big Girls Don't Cry. I've been through a breakup when this song was number one. Show me a big girl who listens to this song during a breakup and doesn't cry. I'm definitely not a big girl because I absolutely bawled my eyes out. This is taking some people back.

Listen. The lyrics are so good. We're going to Kate before we do the last one. Yeah, we're going to Kate first. Hi, Kate. Hi, guys. Welcome to the show. What's the best...

Actually, we've got to ask this because you're live with us. How old's the breakup? Okay, it's been exactly a year. Oh, not that long, Kate. Not that long. So this is going to be a more recent song. Yes. Have you moved on?

Before you tell us what it is, have you moved on? I have finally stopped stalking his Instagram. Yes, Kate. That's a big step. Well done. Good stuff. Okay. What's the song that helped you get to that point?

Pardon? What's the song that helped you get to that point? Lizzo Truth Hurt. It's got goosebumps Kate Because I know That this song Just is such an uplifting Powerful song

I've dealt out All the lyrics now Yeah You yell them at the car stereo eh Yeah Bree's literally Wearing a Lizzo t-shirt I am too

Yeah Yeah she's so like I don't know Just badass Okay Lizzo goes on the list. We think we might, and this might be showing our age a little bit. Maybe a little bit. But I'm with you. I reckon this is an underrated

and unexpected winner for best breakup song. You and I have picked out our favourite suggestion on the text machine. This hit us both right in the feels. A bit of the script. Danny, the hot Irish guy.

This is a great break. Because it's a really good mix of angry and sad. It goes through all of the emotions you do in a breakup I hope that was helpful for some people And I hope it didn't open up old wounds for others Right? Yeah This is where we take three people's birthdays

And we figure out each of their birthday bangers Which is what was number one on their 16th birthdays. Waverley's here. Hi, Waverley. Hi, Waverley. Hi. That's a cool name, Waverley. Thank you.

I believe it's your birthday today. It is. Happy birthday. Hey. How old are you turning, Waverley? I'm 24 today. Oh, I love it. I wonder if you're old enough or young enough for your parents

to have named you after Waverley from Shortland Street. I am. You are named after Waverley from Shortland Street. Oh, my God. Oh, amazing. Better than being named Poonami. This is our daughter, Waverley, and this is our son, Dr. Ropata. It's our happy little family.

All right, Waverley, so that would be 1996, I believe. So you were 16 in 2012. Look at Brie pretending she did that, man. Of October. I did. It was off the top of my head. And here's your birthday banger. Gangnam Style.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Wop, wop, wop, wop. Oh, my God. Gangnam Style. It wop, wop, wop. Oh, my God. It was a classic Waverley. It is. And it'll go off at a party too. So I reckon you've got a good birthday, Bec.

Congratulations. Hey, Chips and Gravy. Hey. Jeremy's here. Hey, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy. How are you? How are you going, guys?

Good, mate. How are you? You're not too bad. Thanks, Free. That's very good. Jeremy, what's your birthday? 13th of March, 77. How are you? You don't see bad things, Free. That's very good, Jeremy. What's your birthday? 13th of March, 77. Right, you were 16 in 1993 on the 13th of March,

and this is your birthday banger. We were just talking about great breakup songs. This is a great breakup song. Yeah, I don't know about a banger, but it's a good breakup song. Nah, it's a banger. It's a great drinking song. It is a great drinking song. Because it's a sing-along.

It is. Yeah, yeah. I think it's underrated, Jeremy. You've got a good birthday banger too. I love that song. Madison's here, finally. G'day, Maddie. Hi.

How are you? Good, thank you. How are you? Good, thanks. Now, Producer Ben's told me that you actually turned 16 at the beginning of this year. Is that right? I did, yeah. So this is the first year you've been able to call up for Birthday Banger?

Yep. Awesome. Well, I'm excited. So you turned 16. So what's your exact birthday and we'll figure it out. 13th of January. Ah, in 2004. Okay, so you were 16 this year on the 10th of January.

So what was top of the charts on the 10th of January this year? Okay. Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh. Bit of tones and I. Dance monkey. Do you like it? Oh, it's a good song, yeah. Yeah.

Are you being honest, Madison? Oh, it's a good song, yeah. Yeah. Are you being honest, Madison? Oh, it's kind of annoying, but it's all right. I think it got played a lot, so. Yeah, overplayed. Yeah. I think it got played a lot today. Today? Has it still been played?

It's one of those songs that's still getting played, is what I mean. Right, right. Yeah. Madison, I think you'll light your birthday banger in a couple of years. I think so, too. I just had some time to cool off.

Yeah, exactly. Sonia Dada for the win. Sonia Dada for the win. Jeremy, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, no way. Really? Put that on your resume, Jeremy.

Boosh. Boosh. Hey, let's go. I'm dating my Stevie straight away. Bring it, Clint. Send him. Well, it hurts to say I'm going to pack up my bag and I'm going to go away. Bring it, Clint. Sit in. to say I know you used to love me but that was yesterday and the truth I won't fight it when the love starts burning you got to do what's right oh lover lover lover you don't treat me no

good no more oh lover lover, lover, lover You don't treat me no good no more Well, the truth ain't worth to say I'm gonna pack up my bags and I'm gonna go away I'm gonna split, I can't stand it I'm gonna give it up and quit And ain't never coming back But before I get to go

And I got to say I know you used to love me But that was yesterday And the truth I won't fight it When the love starts burning You got to do what's right But before I get to go and I got to say.

There was a time, oh woman, when you used to shake it for me. But now all you do is you treat me cold. Ain't gonna take it no more, gonna walk out the door. Lover, lover, lover. You don't treat me no good no more, no good no more. Oh, lover, lover, lover, you don't treat me no good no more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I wake up every night and I'm hurting so bad cause you don't treat me right

Oh woman, oh woman, you know I love you so But just don't mean to me, baby, I'm walking out the door Oh lover, oh lover, you don't treat me good no more Oh lover, lover, lover, you don't treat me good no more ZM Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger is Sonia Dada Where are they from? And You Don't Treat Me No Good

They, are they a group? I'm pretty sure it's a blues band Oh really? Yeah Then I'm going to say Memphis, Tennessee Well, they're an American rock band I don't know exactly Oh no, they're Chicago based

Yeah, right I've got to say that is definitely one of my top three Sonia Dada songs. I think so too, yeah. It's right up there. You know that was my when I was in a darts team. Yeah. That was my darts name. Sonia Dada? Yeah. I don't know what's weirder about

that. That was your dart name or that you were in a darts team? Oh no, wait. I was in a darts team. That was my walkout song and my dart name was Brie having a dart Thomas L. That was my walkout song and my dart name was Bree Having a Dart Thomasel. A walkout song? Who are you? Bree and Clint.

Why are you looking at me like that? Because you're gesturing to Ben. What are you gesturing about? I just needed him to do something for me. Okay. It's about this next story I wanted to show you because this is literally all over the internet today and I'm sure that the girl that features in this video that's gone viral,

surely she would be embarrassed. Right, okay. But then, I don't know, you be the judge. So essentially there's this video and it's at a wedding and they're about to do the bouquet toss. And, of course, we all know, you know, all the girls, single girls, gather around and whoever catches the bouquet is, so the wives' tale says, is the one that's going to get married next.

And all the boyfriends gather around on the edge of the dance floor and they say to each other, oh, mate, I hope my missus can't catch. That's what they do. It's so classic. It happens at every single wedding. You're like, I'll give you 10 bucks if your missus takes out my missus.

Just tell her to just wipe her out. The last thing I want is to marry her. Well, you laugh and joke about that, but that's exactly what's happened in this video that's going viral. So there's all these girls and she's tossed the bouquet into the air and one of the girls has caught it

who's standing at the front. Yeah. And this girl has come from behind from nowhere, snatches it from this other girl and then just starts celebrating. She took it out of her hands. She literally pulls it out of her hands from behind. Ruthless. And everyone is just like, are you serious?

I'm looking at the video now, and then she looks for a chair from everyone else there. Wow, she really wants to get married. I hope she's got a boyfriend. Well, no. Otherwise, what a hollow victory. Do you hope she's got a boyfriend? Can you imagine if her boyfriend's there and he sees that?

He's like, jeez. This is the single girl version of, you know, when you see at a baseball game and a kid catches the ball and an adult reaches over the top and takes the ball? They're like, yeah. It's so horrible. It's the single girl version of, you know when you see at a baseball game and a kid catches the ball and an adult reaches over the top and takes the ball and they're like, yeah! It's so horrible. It's the single girl version of us. I've sprained my ankle catching a bouquet at a wedding before. God.

It wasn't my fault. This woman this woman who I didn't know. Alright, yeah, go on then. I'll hear you out. So I was standing in the front and obviously I'm quite tall and this woman who's behind me who is a fair bit older than me, obviously more keen to catch the bouquet, I mean, although I'm competitive, she's literally done like an AFL,

Australian Rules Football speccy where she like put her knees on my shoulders. That's good stuff. And she's like lifted herself off of my shoulders and has like launched herself in the air and has pushed me to the ground and in the process I've sprained my ankle. Did you catch the bouquet? I ended up, yeah, actually I did the same thing and I ripped it out of her hair.

And how long ago was this wedding? It was a fair while ago. So that just goes to show that there is no truth to the story that whoever catches the bouquet is the next one to get married. Or maybe I'm just the odd one out. Bree and Clint. I find it really interesting. Do you ever think about, obviously, as society progresses

and we move on, different courses and different things have to be taught at university? Yeah. Yeah. And also the people who went in and studied something that's already being phased out? To be honest, when I was at uni, half of my degree was journalism, and they would say sometimes this is like a dying profession.

Oh, that's grim. Don't say that. We need journalists. I was talking about someone who studied to be a VCR repairman. Which, to be honest, I think because that was a while ago that I was at uni, I think journalism isn't dying at all. It's just moving into a different space. It's contracting, and there are less jobs for journalists, I think at all it's just moving into a different space it's contracting

and there are less jobs for journalists i think but it's totally changing like there's not many columnists there's lots of jobs out there for people who want to write fake news you know plenty yeah and clickbait if you want to do a clickbait degree um whereas this story is about a university so an entire university has has been created to teach something different. So there's a university that has opened that is pretty much solely to teach people how to be a successful adult influencer. Really? Yeah. So obviously we talk about OnlyFans on the show every now

and then. People like Bella Thorne and Jordan. Jordan Woods. Jordan Woods. They've joined and they're earning tons of money. Heaps of adult entertainment specialists. Yeah. So apparently this is pretty much going to teach you all the tips and tricks about how to make heaps of money.

Wait. So it's a university course to teach you how to do OnlyFans? Pretty much. Really? Yes. to make heaps of money wait so it's a university course to teach you how to do only fans pretty much really yes um so it's a subscription based online platform uh which was created a fair while ago actually in 2017 and helps adult film performers and others uh learn about how to sell their media accounts and produce like you know good money online right that's oh that's what you meant by adult influencer yes right because i was not not child and adult as in yeah right as an influencing with adult material yes you're not really influencing are you you're um yeah because you're not like hey you're not selling you're not getting them to purchase well maybe

you are going to purchase what you're using yeah you're well maybe or you're not like, hey, you're not selling, you're not getting them to purchase. Well, maybe you are getting them to purchase what you're using. Yeah, well, maybe. Or you're kind of selling your brand. You are the product. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. Well, for any budding adult influencers who are listening, how can they find this university course?

It's an online course, which consists of video classes and all that kind of stuff. Just Google Centro University. Wow. online course, which consists of video classes and all that kind of stuff, just Google Centro University. Wow. I imagine the party that they have after the graduation ceremony for this course, lit. Would be lit. Yeah.

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